Ep 152 | The Lost Boys | Get Off My Lawn
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Summary
It's July 4th weekend, which means it's time to drink a lot of Budweiser. And we're celebrating by talking about a bunch of stupid things. This week, we talk about a woman who lost a tennis shoe in a car crash, a man who almost killed another fool, and a guy who almost kills another fool.
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I think my favorite line in there is, I could have shot you.
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Hey, see if you can find those Canadians trying to escape arrest from a bodega because she lost her tennis shoe too.
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And I think it's they she climbs up into the yeah, there you got it.
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You'll notice that, and people don't talk about this enough in the mainstream media.
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With almost every conflict, someone loses a shoe.
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Every car accident, major car crash, when a car hits someone, they lose a shoe.
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At least these guys are wearing sneakers, though.
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I just, God, if that back door was only open, I totally sympathize with him.
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That's the problem with America's Most Wanted and all these crime shows.
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That guy's a criminal who's, you know, screwing this guy out of insurance money and hurting his business and almost killing him, I assume.
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And my heart, and I'm not proud of this, inadvertently goes to the criminals.
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Gotta be a little more careful, though, when you're going through ceiling vents.
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They're not really designed to carry 100 pounds.
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We got a bunch of videos we want to catch up on.
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I'm gonna be belching a lot thanks to this German beer I imported called Budweiser.
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A bunch of fun guests on Friday night that I want you to check out.
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Kurt Schilling may or may not have an important announcement to make about CR-TV.
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So I know you're partying and everything, but please take some time out to enjoy this particularly funny show.
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And I do a great July 4th monologue where I drink Budweiser and talk about beer and how important it was in the facilitation of the American Revolution.
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I want to catch up on a bunch of newspieces we didn't get to earlier, a bunch of stupid videos.
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He's from Waterloo, Ontario, a tiny town in Waterloo.
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And despite being so fairly handicapped, he is hilarious.
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And I believe that comedy is sort of like an intense artistic talent.
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Like my father, my grandfather was a painter on my mother's side, and he was a reluctant artist.
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I think he had one art show, and he just stuffed them under the couch, but they're all stunning photorealism.
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He grew up rich, but he squandered the family fortune.
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And he would use like liquid paper and a piece of a crayon and a pastel and just do this stunning portrait.
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There's another gorgeous piece that we have up in our house.
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And I know my mother wasn't into art, but when I was a kid, I'd say, Mom, can you help me draw a porcupine?
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Now, I think Ricky Berwick similarly has a genetic sense of comedic timing.
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And he uses his severe handicap to aid his comedy.
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I say 95% of the population doesn't have this talent.
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Someone drove into his local pharmacy and he hopped on his little scooter and went there to report.
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Cops are here, blasts everywhere, blowing around.
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This is a little bit self-serving, and I've talked to Ricky about this.
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I used to do that on Fox News on Red Eye to be particularly uncharming and to gross people out and say, I like a lady as much as the next guy.
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It sort of helps emphasize the point and make you seem totally disgusting.
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And I said, dude, you stole the tongue thing from me.
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So a Tesla slammed straight into a shopper's drug mart, breaking the glass window.
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That big glass window you always see at shoppers.
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We're trying to interview someone on the scene.
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It's totally legal to photograph people in a public space.
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I don't know, maybe something's wrong with the truck.
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But here, let me explain something about people in a public place because they used to try to sue me for do's and don'ts back in Vice days.
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There was a fashion column I did where I made fun of people's pants.
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If someone is in a public place, there's a reasonable expectation of being photographed.
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There was a famous story, I think it was in the Montreal Gazette, and it said, spring has sprung.
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And they had a couple in Central Park in New York City, and they were holding hands.
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They're madly in love, and the leaves were blowing.
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The guy was having an affair, and it ruined his marriage back in Mount Rio.
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And the judge said, look, you're in a public place.
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You knew 100 people were going to see you that day.
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Not that people saw you, but that the number wasn't to your liking.
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And now if they're in the privacy of their own home, that's a whole other deal entirely.
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Ladies, don't put your hands in sharks' mouths.
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Don't go to riots with a cigarette in your mouth and pick fights with beasts who have their adrenaline coursing through their veins.
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And don't go up to a shark and tickle its teeth.
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What could possibly go wrong putting food in my hand and handing it to a shark?
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Anyway, that's that entire video, but there goes her fingers.
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Even Heather Heyer, I know it was a horrific thing and it's sort of become the ultimate taboo to even mention her name.
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But what was she doing going to what was she deemed to be a Nazi rally, just in flip-flops and a sign ready to throw down?
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I mean, I'm obviously not saying she should have been killed.
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I'm obviously not saying she was asking for it.
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But one thread I keep saying on the show is, ladies, and this goes for our side too, don't go to riots.
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You're headed to a rumble, a gang rumble, where people's passions are high.
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One side thinks they're fighting literal Nazis who want to commit genocide, which obviously is completely insane.
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The last thing I would ever do is expect my sister to come here.
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By the way, sorry, to get back to that opening song, Red Sexy, that has to be a drug dealer's sister, right?
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She doesn't look wealthy enough like that Katie girl who did that Friday song.
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Rebecca Black was clearly her daddy buying her a rap producer.
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This girl doesn't appear to have that much money.
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I think her drug dealer brother threw down like 40 grand and said, you have a white boyfriend.
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You said you're going to go get Mexican and then you're going to come out with us.
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I'll hopefully see you guys later on, but it's not looking good for me.
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What do you do when people don't know what we go through?
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We've got common phone, it's got common things.
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Hi, I'm Gavin McInnes, and I'd like you to know that hot guys have problems too.
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This level of gorgeous doesn't mean I get a free pass everywhere I go.
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I know you see this and you think my life is one big red carpet.
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My eyeballs look like an anus is shitting out an eyeball.
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Believe it or not, I'm just like you, an ugly person.
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Ladies, that's sort of like that chick Ebony, what's her name at Fox News?
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I don't think I never heard her say anything of consequence.
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Fox News has all these sort of derivative types.
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Like there's the jock, there's the pretty girl, there's the blah, blah, blah.
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And they just say what they're supposed to say every show.
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Like I remember that chick who has funny teeth, the Jewish girl who's kind of a liberal woman.
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No, not Jessica Tarloff, but another chick who's kind of hot, actually.
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And she says, oh, these people are bringing in their families, the refugees, and I'm pro-immigration and my family was a refugee.
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And then later, I was on another show with her, and she said, I said, they're all bringing in men.
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And she goes, yeah, they have to bring in men only first because the men established the new house and then the family moves in.
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And I realized, you're just anyone's dog for a bone.
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The last time I was together on Kennedy, I believe, was the show with you.
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It's like the jock goes, well, we should beat up nerds.
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Yeah, well, nerds rock, but some of them need wedge.
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Like, there's no thought, there's no sincerity.
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You're not ugly, but to just assume that everyone finds you attractive is kind of arrogant, is it not?
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Hi, you're obviously wondering what it's like to be this powerful and this beautiful.
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And you clearly want to hear from my point of view as a gorgeous person.
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It can get pretty rocky over here in incredibly attractive land.
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Remember I said to David Cross once I go, do you think that you get laid mostly because you're famous?
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Dave Cast right here, one of my best friends, my co-worker has a low IQ.
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They have a little bit of trouble with the tip at lunch, doing the basic math.
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Maybe they're getting lost adds another 20 minutes.
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But I think Tom Arnold recognizes that he's going up against super smart weirdos like Michael J. Knowles, who is way smarter than me and obviously is intimidating if you're out there saying something like, I want to take the president down with invisible sex tapes.
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You're known as Tom Arnold's, I mean, Roseanne Barr's ex.
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Now, if you're the anti-Trump guy, this could sort of obfuscate your legacy and reboot your hard drive and make a different Tom Arnold.
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It's as Stephen Colbert described, air conditioning for the brain.
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Or at least I'll be the smartest I can possibly be.
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You know, these tweakers we talked about in the 80s, porn stars and junkies walking around the streets of Hollywood and the East Village, the tweakers twitching.
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It says on the bottle, amphetamine sulfate, meth, amphetamine, excuse me.
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So I think if you're going to do Adderall for something important, here's my advice.
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I believe they come in like 20 milligrams, 10 milligrams.
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Break it in half and then break that half in half.
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Have a quarter or less and take that at 7 a.m., 8 a.m.
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And then don't go near it for the rest of the day.
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These kids today doing 40 milligrams, 80 milligrams?
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So that's my theory on what tarmel is, because I've done too much Adderall before.
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We used to call it, I can't handle it anymore, I'm too old.
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But when I had my first kid, we would get it prescribed.
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Johnny Knoxville taught me how to get it prescribed.
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What you do is you say, I'm having trouble at work, it's affecting my marriage.
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But a friend of mine gave me Adderall illegally, and it really worked, and it helped my marriage, and it helped me at work, and it helped me function, and it solved all my problems.
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Now, the Hippocratic Oath says, if I don't give it to this guy, I'm hurting him.
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I had this one doctor in New York we would go to, just paid him $100 and give you the pills, the Adderall.
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I remember he's wearing snowboard pants and like a dress shirt with a tie.
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And this is on Park Avenue, right by Central Park, like the most expensive real estate in New York City.
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And he would just be sort of like, hey, what is the story here?
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And as I came in, there was a black woman standing yelling at him.
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And he was sitting down, sort of reaching up at her.
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And she's like, baba, baba, baba, baba, baba, ba, ba, ba.
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And he, I remember him saying, I don't understand you.
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Which could have been as simple as the thick ghetto black accent versus the upper west side rich kid New Yorker accent.
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I mean, the ask you a question is the least of it.
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They have developed two completely different dialects.
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Anyway, it's a hell of a tangent to describe my theory about why Tom Arnold is so bad in interviews these days.
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Here he is on CNN having the longest freeze-up, I believe, in the history of television.
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I'm just watching this interview, and he knows that Michael Cohen and I blow your nose.
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I'm going to go back to the Regency with Michael Cohen.
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And I'm going to spend the weekend with Michael Cohen.
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I'm spending the weekend hanging out with Michael Cohen, and there's a lot going on.
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And you've disrespected him and his family, and there's a lot going on.
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So if he gets to sleep, that's good enough for me.
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Tom, you are going to spend the weekend with Michael Cohen, the president's former attorney.
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So one person at a time, Felix Sater, all these people that were friends of him, and I've got one person at a time, people from Trump's work.
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Did Michael Cohen tell you specifically that he is working with the authorities?
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And the left is so used to Facebook bubble talking that they just have to say Trump is a Nazi.
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Speaking of which, that just reminded me, you've got to see this meme.
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Well, I just saw a picture of Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, Sam Harris, Jordan Peterson, all eating food.
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If you need any more evidence that the intellectual dark web are Nazis, look at these two pictures.
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Actually, before day one, when we were monkeys, we had dinner.
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I bet you that monkeys would sit around sort of a flat rock where they could smash mangoes and stuff.
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So even before we were human beings, we were having dinners together.
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But the interrupting people at dinner thing, I think, is over.
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There's two stories, but you can look them up while we show this while I talk.
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There's Jennifer Rubin, who said on MSNBC that Sarah Huckabee Sanders should be harassed every time she goes in public in perpetuity for the rest of her life.
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90-year-old Sarah Huckabee Sanders, as she's going to see her night in shining armor on Golden Pond, as she steps out for a brunch with her young great-granddaughter, they should go, hey, Sarah, you f ⁇ ing.
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Oh, please, I'm just trying to get some sassafras and an old-time Tom Collins.
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And then there's also this annoying punky broad.
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I'd like to speak to the manager haircut is no longer a Bob.
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And she goes up to him and implores him to resign.
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She would like him to Resign because he doesn't support climate change, and that's going to make the air bad.
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She brought over her child and made it clear to him, by the way, that her child loves animals and air.
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Hey, I don't know how many Christmases I've just given my son a big bag of air.
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And Scott Pruitt is taking away animals and air from the children.
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I just wanted to urge you to resign because of what you're doing to the environment in our country.
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Meanwhile, you're slashing the carbon standards for carbon trucks for the benefits of I guess I love air.
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You've been paying for tonight to say that you see condo that's connected to an energy while approving their dirt sand pipeline.
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He just sits there, catatonic, and then immediately leaves the restaurant with his security after she's done her little diatribe.
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Or what specifically do you want to present to me about climate change that you don't think I'm getting?
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Your son, right there, your two-year-old loves air.
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Like if you're getting bullied and someone says something, you don't need to have the wittiest insult.
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They've already made it clear that they want conflict.
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So don't go, oh yeah, well, you look like something the cat dragged in and your mom's a cat lady.
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As long as you don't say, you know, a racial epithet or get really petty and talk about her weight or something.
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I mean, there's a million things you could do there.
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Why do you people love using your children as weapons?
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Why are you picking a fight in a restaurant with a baby on your hip?
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Anyway, I really think it's the death of humor.
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Maybe that's what attracts politicians, though, to that field.
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Because maybe humor and politics are mutually exclusive.
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Because they do seem like a particularly humorless bunch, right?
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Let's check out Jennifer Rubin, who is just a vindictive, bad person.
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She leaves a bad taste in your mouth, literally.
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There's one point that they miss, however, and that is you have to do what is most effective.
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I don't think what's most effective is throwing Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of a restaurant.
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But what's most successful is getting a million people on the street to protest.
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There was a computer glitch that gave her a Hitler mustache.
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Why does Sarah Huckabee Sanders have a Hitler mustache in the glitch?
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Of all the things the glitch can do, it takes a piece of her hair and brings it over to the front of her face.
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Does technology think that you're racist if you eat dinner because Hitler ate dinner?
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So let's redirect all of that good, pent-up energy to something that makes a difference.
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Let's get a million people to go to Maine or a million people to go to Alaska and start putting pressure on those senators.
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No one's telling them to be violent protesters.
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But we're not going to let these people go through life unscathed.
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Sarah Huckabee has no right to live a life of no fuss, no muss after lying to the press, after inciting.
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Ancridge Airport is flooded with one million arrivals.
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So she says, don't harass Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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And then she changes her mind at the end and goes, actually, you know what?
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Sarah Huckabee has no right to live a life of no fuss, no muss, after lying to the press, after inciting against the press.
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Let's harass that 92-year-old bitch in whatever, 30 years.
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Yeah, here's more proof that comedians and politicians are mutually exclusive, are oil and water.
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Here's a comedian, Tom Arnold, who probably was funny at some point, trying to be political on CNN.
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agreed to cooperate with the authorities in their investigation I wouldn't.
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And I have a five-year-old son and a two-year-old daughter at that son of a chocolate show.
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Did Michael Cohen tell you specifically, really just yes or no?
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he is cooperating with the authorities should charges be brought.
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Howard Stern talks about this, how back in radio days, three seconds of dead air could ruin your entire career.
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And Stern's contention is that whole like, hey, come MS, we got all kinds of fun stuff.
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His theory, and I like the theory, is that all this extra hullabaloo that AM radio DJs jam in.
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They're like, we're going to be rocking and rolling.
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Like all this extraneous verbiage that doesn't help the point came from this paralyzing fear of dead air.
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And that paralyzing fear, that worst case scenario was three seconds.
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All right, speaking of 40 seconds, this intro is going awfully long.
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I think the idea of harassing people in restaurants, I don't think we're going to see it anymore.
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Also in the news, we have you can save your loved ones tattoos.
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My entire back is a jellyfish with a skull head under the words destruction creates.
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And it is, the jellyfish is digital, like the Mantronics album.
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So if you were to frame that, it would be as big as this flag, basically, you know, with all the extensions and everything.
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It seems like very Nazi mangela Jewish lampshade.
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There's some pandemires my mom died of having removed.
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It's like with an X-Acto knife, a scalpel just removing cadavers tattoos.
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Tattoos, the problem with women in tattoos is the whole point, that's enough.
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I lived in Indonesia and I killed a man and I had a prostitute there and I drank a bottle of whiskey and I lost my money gambling.
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Now, those of us who got tattoos in the 80s and stuff, we were mimicking the intense masculinity of sailors.
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And it was a pale, it paled in comparison, but it was an homage.
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But then women will get a giant sailboat across their tits.
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And you look at it and you go, you're not a sailor.
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This is the late, feminists are out of control.
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So feminists have gone from empowering women and saying something nice, like a housewife is a wonderful thing to be and mothers are gifted and what great women moms are.
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Okay, I don't like that because it involves a penis.
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But how could I say big penis have that cachet, but relate it to women?
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Yes, cavernous pussy energy is the new hot thing with feminists.
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They are proud if having sex with them feels like sticking your dick out of a window or maybe throwing a wiener down a hallway.
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Cavernous pussy energy is notable in its vulnerability, says Cosmopolitan.
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This is a magazine that women and young girls read seriously.
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There is no backlash to having a huge dick, but still, uninformed pockets of the world still wrongly believe that having a loose vagina is an insult.
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With CPE, you have the swagger to welcome challenges most would be afraid of.
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There's no actual words that have any kind of point.
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It's just like a bunch of adjectives stuck in front of a noun, almost like random poetry.
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You're cool with showing up at your ex's wedding without a date because you don't need a buffer.
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You show up to a date without wearing any makeup and with your hair in a messy bun because you know you can still reel your date back to your place without the extra stress of applying eyeliner.
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That is a description of someone who has cavernous Pussy energy.
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And then in the article, every person they use as an example of someone with cavernous pussy energy is a man.
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Like that guy from Sex in the City has cavernous pussy energy.
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Yeah, the black guy from SNL has cavernous pussy energy.
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Here's another thing, too, I was thinking about.
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But this whole like abolish ICE thing, I'm at the point now with the left, just like with CPE, I don't get it.
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You don't want immigration enforcement, so you will abolish them?
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All right, well, people are going to come through the border then.
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I don't, like, it's like saying we don't want doors on homes.
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All right, well, people are going to get robbed.
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I understand when you say things like America's racist and we need affirmative action to counter it.
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I don't agree with you, but I understand your point or reparations.
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This country, you think this country is built on slavery, that all our profits come from slavery.
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This is, I was talking earlier about hilarity and how rare it is and how Ricky Berwick has been touched by the gods.
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Can you show a picture of the situation they're in?
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They are miles down, and that map shows blue, clear, blue water.
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The water is as thick and black as coffee and muddy and moving.
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It's not just still waters that you could easily navigate.
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So the answer with these boys, some idiot coach took them on a cave spelunking trip.
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Hey, 12-year-old boys, you want to go spelunking through caves during rainy season?
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And the only options are wait till the end of the summer, early winter, October, for the water levels to go down.
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They've been drinking water that drips down the cave, so they're not dehydrated, but they're starved.
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Dr. Scooby divers who flew there to rescue them.
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Anyway, so they've got a rope system where they bring them food and stuff, but the options are wait till October or teach them all individually how to be master scuba divers.
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Because you're not just a scuba diver, you're not just going like in a lagoon to look at exotic fish.
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And you can't go, holy shit, this is so freaky.
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You have to breathe like Darth Vader as like a turtle comes by and goes, what's going on, Joe?
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I was freaking out too much to take pictures because there'd just be like a fish going, hi, I'm a fish you've never seen before.
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As you fly in outer space, then you look up and because it's so clear, this is in Mexico, I could see people two miles away, a mile away, also scuba diving, just floating.
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It was like going to outer space just like that.
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Now imagine being an 11-year-old little soccer kid and going through an hour of just pure, pure darkness.
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Thank God we live in the US of A. Speaking of which, let's end the show, the July 4th Super Party Show, the Pro Independence Day weekend show, with just a random gem.
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Some hilarious dude who was randomly just discovered at a game.
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He just makes all his friends and family laugh their heads off and has zero respect for the media.
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But they get alone time, and I get a chance to be in Omaha.
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Now, I don't want to ruin his joke, but on the off chance you didn't totally grasp how unbelievably hilarious that was.
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He said, the sacrifices we made to get here are amazing.
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My wife's boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg so I could come here.
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So her and her boyfriend who now has a stub and I get to come to Omaha and see the game.
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I mean, he just barfed that out without hesitation.
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And when I die, you can cut it off and frame it.
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We have to find This man, sir, you are hilarious.
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You sum up the American spirit, which is you're not better than me.
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I don't hand over my liberty to strangers and say, Go ahead, government, you handle it.
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You seem to know more than I. No, you don't know more than I. You can't run my life.