Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 10, 2018


Ep 153 | Rescued! | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

46 minutes

Words per Minute

164.61868

Word Count

7,663

Sentence Count

718

Misogynist Sentences

71

Hate Speech Sentences

72


Summary

Dave Chappelle joins Jemele to talk about the death of Nancy Spongen and the case of the man who could have killed her, but didn t. Also, the guy whose face got a drink thrown at him at a Whataburger wants to fight the guy who threw the drink. And a guy who did that beautiful knockout punch in Portland wants a fight with Ruffio.


Transcript

00:00:38.000 That was Bank Robber by The Clash.
00:00:42.000 And I played that because it inspired my outfit today, a black suit with a black shirt.
00:00:47.000 You'd think it was Johnny Cash that inspired that, but no, it's punk rock.
00:00:50.000 Can you play some of that video?
00:00:51.000 Yeah, you know, he also inspired your microphone.
00:00:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:55.000 Look at that.
00:00:56.000 *music*
00:01:13.000 Alright, that's enough.
00:01:15.000 That's also what Sid Vitius wore when he was arrested for murdering Nancy Spongen.
00:01:20.000 If you're familiar with the old punk duo, Sid and Nancy, there he is off to court.
00:01:26.000 Where the prosecution was so good, they convinced him that he murdered her.
00:01:32.000 And he then OD'd with the guilt and shame of murdering his loved one.
00:01:37.000 He did not kill Nancy Spongen.
00:01:41.000 Two men did.
00:01:42.000 One is free, black guy.
00:01:44.000 He's on the run from New York.
00:01:46.000 John Joseph of the Cro-Mags discusses this on his New York punk rock walking tour.
00:01:51.000 And the other man responsible for Nancy Spongen's death is dead.
00:01:55.000 And his name is Rockets Red Glare.
00:01:58.000 Maybe you can pull him up.
00:01:59.000 He's a very, very close friend of Steve Bussemi, the ugly guy with the funny eyes.
00:02:06.000 They used to do comedy together, Stand Up.
00:02:08.000 Now, Rockets Red Glare is an old fat New York junkie who was born in jail, born a heroin addict, born a heroin addict.
00:02:18.000 There he is.
00:02:19.000 That man murdered Nancy Spongen.
00:02:22.000 There he is.
00:02:22.000 There's Steve and Fatso right there.
00:02:26.000 Steve Bussemi must have been doing heroin if he's hanging out with Rockets Redglare.
00:02:30.000 That would be like hanging out with LeBron James and not playing basketball.
00:02:33.000 It's going to come up.
00:02:35.000 My friend does a bundle of heroin a day.
00:02:38.000 I'm not interested, though.
00:02:40.000 I don't try it.
00:02:43.000 I just talk to his sleepy self while he lies.
00:02:47.000 What are you doing?
00:02:49.000 Oh, that's really professional.
00:02:51.000 We'll cut it out, I'll do it.
00:02:54.000 No, don't cut it out.
00:02:56.000 Dave Cast is leaving us.
00:02:58.000 He's been scooped.
00:02:59.000 He's headed to Fox News.
00:03:02.000 And it's for reasons like what we just saw that I don't really care.
00:03:09.000 Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Dave.
00:03:15.000 We had two guests today.
00:03:16.000 We had the guy whose face got a drink thrown at him at Whataburger.
00:03:21.000 I've tracked him down thanks to Fleckis.
00:03:24.000 Fleckis, by the way, wants to fight.
00:03:28.000 He wants Ruffio, the guy who did that beautiful knockout punch in Portland.
00:03:32.000 He wants a fight with Ruffio and the guy who threw the drink.
00:03:36.000 Now you say, well, why would they bother?
00:03:37.000 Well, Ruffio is anyone's dog for a bone.
00:03:39.000 He's always down.
00:03:40.000 But the drink thrower will offer him money.
00:03:43.000 Like, Fleckis is under the impression he can raise like $100,000.
00:03:49.000 Now, apparently, this dude who threw the drink is having trouble with his $5,000 bail.
00:03:54.000 So he needs the money.
00:03:55.000 So Fleckis actually contacted the guy's mom, who's probably the voice of reason, and is going to say, Kino Jimenez, you need to spend the money if we're going to get you out of the jail, homie.
00:04:07.000 So that'll be fun to watch.
00:04:09.000 Unless, of course, this Kino guy is such a dim wit that it's like beating up a handicapped person.
00:04:16.000 That's not that funny.
00:04:18.000 If the guy is just like front and all gangster and then he just gets plowed and pummeled, that's not that fun.
00:04:24.000 Remember those celebrity boxing matches?
00:04:26.000 And you'd have some old dude from the Brady bunch getting pounded by the young dude from the Brady bunch?
00:04:30.000 And ugh, something about seeing men my age who aren't equipped to fight getting the crap beaten out of them, it's so sad.
00:04:38.000 It's like seeing your dad get annihilated.
00:04:41.000 Whoops.
00:04:42.000 What, dude?
00:04:43.000 Stick out of Jeff.
00:04:44.000 Stick out of Jab.
00:04:45.000 Don't keep your chin on your chest.
00:04:48.000 Isn't it funny how with Tanya Harding, the whole thing with her, yeah, that's totally different, dude.
00:04:53.000 Tanya Harding had a boxing career.
00:04:55.000 It's funny how they said, we don't want Tanya Harding in boxing because she's trash and she could bring in the wrong kind of people.
00:05:02.000 And then she brought in people that smashed another skater's kneecap.
00:05:06.000 So that whole movie is about, can you believe these snobs?
00:05:09.000 But you're watching it with a rational mind going, uh, the snobs were right.
00:05:14.000 You are good at skating, but you did bring in some pretty crappy human beings.
00:05:18.000 It's kind of weird, yeah, they're proving the point in the movie that they're trying not to prove.
00:05:24.000 People don't think logically anymore.
00:05:27.000 I always say when I see these things, I always go, I get your point, but the example you've used is not a good example to prove that point.
00:05:35.000 In the newspaper today, the Thai boys, we rescued four of them.
00:05:40.000 Looks like a horrible panic attack waiting to happen, these little tunnels that they're taking them through.
00:05:45.000 But I couldn't help but notice the disproportionate number of white men involved in this rescue.
00:05:51.000 American Marines, British divers, Australian divers.
00:05:56.000 A lot of toxic masculinity going on there, as Jack Pasobic pointed out.
00:06:00.000 How about a thank you?
00:06:02.000 There they are.
00:06:04.000 Two geysers that go down in and help out.
00:06:07.000 I don't think the Thai people were doing very well themselves.
00:06:09.000 At one point, they were draining the water from the cave and just spilling it a few inches away from the hole so it was all seeping back in and essentially just stirring it up.
00:06:21.000 Nice work, guys.
00:06:22.000 So yeah.
00:06:23.000 Drink face is postponed.
00:06:26.000 I also had the organizer for Lauren Southern's tour.
00:06:29.000 He's postponed.
00:06:30.000 We'll get them tomorrow.
00:06:31.000 I also want to get, they finally pressed charges.
00:06:33.000 Remember those black dudes who kidnapped that mentally handicapped guy because he had a Trump hat on?
00:06:38.000 And they tortured him and wrapped him up and beat him and cut him and cut his clothes.
00:06:42.000 They got arrested.
00:06:43.000 I think they got like five years or something in probation.
00:06:46.000 So I want to get the family on the show.
00:06:48.000 Ken Webster Jr. down in Texas got them.
00:06:50.000 That's a good guess to have.
00:06:52.000 But this Lauren Southern thing is fascinating.
00:06:57.000 I'll get her on the show too to talk about it.
00:07:00.000 So she's banned from England.
00:07:02.000 Let's go back to the beginning.
00:07:03.000 She's banned from the UK.
00:07:04.000 Why is she banned from the UK?
00:07:06.000 Well, she did a little performance art piece with her gay friend Cowan.
00:07:12.000 And Cowan's the guy who tells everyone he's Tommy Robinson's manager.
00:07:16.000 And they did a thing where they handed out, they went to Luton where Tommy's from, which is the Muslim epicenter of Britain.
00:07:22.000 But it's also the radical Muslim center of Britain.
00:07:26.000 There are Muslims, believe it or not, in Britain who have sort of assimilated.
00:07:31.000 They don't go to pubs.
00:07:32.000 They don't have pork pies, but at least they're relatively normal.
00:07:36.000 Luton is different.
00:07:37.000 Luton is for those who want to set up Sharia law.
00:07:41.000 And that's why Tommy's so passionate about what he does.
00:07:45.000 I just sent him a letter the other day to jail.
00:07:48.000 He's in a jail called Onory or something.
00:07:52.000 Onery.
00:07:53.000 I've tweeted it.
00:07:53.000 You can check my Twitter.
00:07:54.000 But there's instructions there.
00:07:55.000 It's like 30 pence.
00:07:57.000 So like 20 cents an email.
00:08:01.000 But so they go down to Tommy's hometown of Luton and they hand out these flowers that say, Allah is gay.
00:08:09.000 Now, I don't know if you're familiar with the Mazalim people, but they tend not to be very pro-gay.
00:08:17.000 Again, they're sort of like us 500 years ago.
00:08:20.000 I get melancholy when I see them throw gays off buildings and stone rape victims to death because I go, that takes me back.
00:08:30.000 That takes me back to the 1400s.
00:08:35.000 Anyway, check out the video that set it all off.
00:08:37.000 So she was banned for saying Allah is gay.
00:08:40.000 There she is.
00:08:42.000 So we're just here to challenge these far-right misconceptions that Islam is homophobic.
00:08:49.000 I hope you enjoy it.
00:08:51.000 That's very offensive.
00:08:52.000 Why would it be that?
00:08:54.000 Why could it be?
00:08:56.000 Can you turn it off?
00:08:59.000 Because it's offensive at purple people.
00:09:04.000 Can you just say it's offensive to three or four people?
00:09:06.000 That allows not for gay people as well.
00:09:07.000 That allows not for trans people as well.
00:09:12.000 By the way, those police are members of the smallest police force in Britain, and they are vastly outnumbered by radical Muslims.
00:09:22.000 So part of them petrified of offending Muslims could be for their own safety.
00:09:27.000 If you arrest a radical Imam in Luton, you're dead.
00:09:32.000 And that includes the entire police force.
00:09:35.000 They will storm the police station and take it out.
00:09:38.000 So I think the police are living in fear of radical Muslims in Luton.
00:09:43.000 They're outnumbered.
00:09:44.000 It's sort of like having a police station in South Central or the South Side of Chicago.
00:09:48.000 You're not the boss.
00:09:50.000 They are literally above the law.
00:09:51.000 So anyway, because of that, London, England, has banned Lauren from the UK in perpetuity.
00:10:01.000 She can never return.
00:10:02.000 She went there to interview him.
00:10:03.000 They cited that as the reason she can't come in and said, no, you're here to incite violence.
00:10:08.000 You can't.
00:10:09.000 So she has a tour going on right now with Stéphane Moligneu, which I'd like to do.
00:10:15.000 I'd like to head over to Australia.
00:10:18.000 And she is banned from New Zealand.
00:10:23.000 She gets a notice saying you're banned.
00:10:26.000 Now, a lot of people are saying, no, no, no, Gavin.
00:10:28.000 She applied for the wrong kind of visa.
00:10:29.000 Guys, when I say something about my friends, I'm familiar with the story, okay?
00:10:35.000 This isn't conjecture.
00:10:36.000 When I tell you something and I'm directly involved, I'm usually speaking from a place of authority.
00:10:42.000 And this place of authority is, she applied for a work visa.
00:10:45.000 That's kind of slow in Australia.
00:10:48.000 They actually have pretty good borders, believe it or not.
00:10:51.000 So what a lot of people do is they get a tourist visa.
00:10:54.000 I can see my hair on the monitor.
00:10:55.000 It's bothering me.
00:10:56.000 They get a tourist visa that gets them through the door.
00:10:59.000 And then while the paperwork is going through for the work visa, as long as they don't get a check, while the work visa is still being processed, they can move forward, you know, especially if they're getting there before they do their first show and they can get to know everyone, blah, blah, blah, go see the town.
00:11:11.000 All right, are we ready to work visa?
00:11:13.000 You could even do a couple shows probably by trust and then get your check after the work visa goes through.
00:11:13.000 Yeah, here's your check.
00:11:21.000 But she's been denied both work visa and tourist visa.
00:11:24.000 Not happening.
00:11:26.000 Now they have a conservative parliament and the organizers who are trying to get on the show have been putting pressure on the conservative government going, hey, this is a little blonde girl who's 22.
00:11:37.000 What's she going to do?
00:11:38.000 Brainwash the whole country?
00:11:40.000 It's probably one of the biggest countries in the world.
00:11:42.000 I bet it's the third largest country in the world.
00:11:46.000 Isn't it a continent?
00:11:47.000 You know your country's big when it's a continent.
00:11:50.000 All right, so here's the first thing, denying her a visa.
00:11:57.000 Yeah, it has recently become aware that you were banned from entering the UK.
00:12:03.000 It is considered not conducive to the public good following your distribution of offensive material.
00:12:07.000 The offensive material said Allah is gay.
00:12:10.000 You're banned in the United Kingdom.
00:12:11.000 Now affects your ability to travel to and enter New Zealand under blah, blah, blah section, the blah, blah, blah Act.
00:12:16.000 What?
00:12:17.000 You have a law that when England bans someone, then they're also banned from New Zealand?
00:12:24.000 I don't believe you.
00:12:26.000 So then, after pressure from our guys, from the big boys upstairs, we get further, my previous correspondents, immigration border officials, have recently confirmed that your ban from the United Kingdom does not affect your ability to travel to or enter New Zealand.
00:12:44.000 Well, the other problem now is the venues have banned her.
00:12:47.000 So we have to revoke those bans.
00:12:50.000 Isn't it, could the left be any more weak?
00:12:53.000 They're globally weak.
00:12:55.000 You're scared of ideas.
00:12:58.000 I keep repeating this, but Richard Spencer is the worst it gets.
00:13:01.000 He's banned from something like 22 countries, by the way.
00:13:04.000 He is a man who wants America to be all white.
00:13:08.000 I think he wants the entire Western world to be free of other groups.
00:13:12.000 So fing what?
00:13:15.000 Why are you so scared of an idea?
00:13:18.000 I don't care if you want the whole Western world to become gay.
00:13:23.000 If you did that as a talk and argue that we are overpopulated, we need to stop having sex with women, women are gross, I'd love to hear that talk.
00:13:30.000 That's crazy talk as far as I'm concerned, as far as 99% of the population is concerned.
00:13:36.000 But I'm not scared of that idea.
00:13:38.000 I'm not scared I'm going to come out of the venue going, oh, I am a gay man now.
00:13:42.000 Someone told me to wear short shorts.
00:13:45.000 I want to end heterosexuals.
00:13:46.000 Tits are now gross.
00:13:48.000 Ooh, gross.
00:13:49.000 Get away from me, naked lady.
00:13:50.000 I'm going to barf.
00:13:51.000 I need more penises in my life.
00:13:54.000 How are you so weak?
00:13:56.000 I understand you shouldn't be locked in a room for a year, a la clockwork Ornstah, with your eyes pride open, having to watch Nazi propaganda.
00:14:05.000 There's an argument about that not being free speech.
00:14:08.000 But that's not the case here.
00:14:10.000 It's just a little girl who wants to do a talk.
00:14:13.000 And on top of all of this, her views are nothing like Richard Spencer's.
00:14:19.000 She is not a racist.
00:14:21.000 She is not a white supremacist.
00:14:23.000 She just is concerned about the Islamification of the Western world as all our sane people.
00:14:33.000 As are all sane people.
00:14:36.000 But speaking of saying Allah is gay, I'm quite fond of that sentiment, actually.
00:14:41.000 And sometimes I think that these lefties are our greatest allies.
00:14:50.000 Like I saw this at the Pride Parade, and I never heard of this group before.
00:14:54.000 But they're called, what are they called?
00:14:56.000 The Iman LGBTQI.
00:15:01.000 I guess I is Imans or Islam.
00:15:05.000 And this is the gay, and she's got to be a radical Islamicist if she's wearing a burqa.
00:15:12.000 And she's also gay.
00:15:14.000 Perfect.
00:15:15.000 Perfect.
00:15:16.000 Keep doing that.
00:15:18.000 I love it.
00:15:19.000 For the record, you cannot wear a hijab or a burqa and still be gay.
00:15:24.000 If you're wearing a hijab and you're wearing a burqa or you're wearing any kind of head covering, you are considered a devout Muslim.
00:15:31.000 You're pro-Sharia like Linda Sarsour.
00:15:34.000 Those people are against homosexuality.
00:15:38.000 The two are mutually exclusive.
00:15:40.000 And when you try to meld them together, you don't open up any minds.
00:15:45.000 What you do is piss off the radical Muslims.
00:15:48.000 You don't piss off tolerant Muslims.
00:15:50.000 And by the way, none of us really want to piss off tolerant Muslims.
00:15:54.000 So you're doing me, Gavin McInnes, a favor.
00:15:58.000 And that's why my new favorite show is Bold Type.
00:16:01.000 And it features a strong, empowered, lesbian Muslim woman.
00:16:07.000 Yes, please.
00:16:08.000 This is my favorite show, and I've never seen it before.
00:16:12.000 Isn't that, I'm a radical in that sense?
00:16:14.000 Check out now this.
00:16:15.000 I love to see the cannibalism on the left.
00:16:18.000 I love to see them collide because you know why?
00:16:20.000 You know why it's great to see them collide with their own values?
00:16:23.000 They don't have a system that makes any sense.
00:16:27.000 We have a system that started with the Magna Carta.
00:16:30.000 It's called the Patriarchy.
00:16:31.000 And it actually incorporates different religions.
00:16:34.000 It incorporates different sexualities.
00:16:36.000 Mad Dog Maddis might seem like a homophobe to you, but he's made it very clear he doesn't care what two adults do in their own bedroom.
00:16:43.000 Now, if you want to terrorize bakers, that's another story.
00:16:46.000 So we already have checks and balances.
00:16:48.000 What about sexual assault?
00:16:50.000 We have DNA kits.
00:16:50.000 We have that.
00:16:52.000 We have rape kits.
00:16:53.000 We've got all kinds of plans for everything.
00:16:56.000 What's your plan?
00:16:57.000 You don't have a plan.
00:16:58.000 You have total and utter anarchy.
00:17:00.000 And in your crazy anti-patriarchy society, you end up hurting the people you purport to help.
00:17:07.000 Love it.
00:17:08.000 So these radical alt-lefters think that they're showing you how cool Islam is.
00:17:16.000 But what they're accidentally doing is showing you that in their world, Muslims are pissed off.
00:17:24.000 Gays and Muslims are mutually exclusive.
00:17:28.000 In our world, we tolerate both as much as possible.
00:17:32.000 In their world, the two are at odds.
00:17:36.000 If you want an egalitarian society, stick with us, stick with the patriarchy.
00:17:42.000 If you want homophobia, stick with Islam.
00:17:45.000 Check out bold type.
00:17:49.000 She's so queer.
00:17:51.000 Queer Muslims, yes.
00:17:53.000 I choose to wear the hijab.
00:18:08.000 In your face, on my trolls.
00:18:08.000 My trolls.
00:18:14.000 I think your towel head friend here should speak English or go back where she came from.
00:18:17.000 Oh, I love this.
00:18:19.000 Doesn't she beat him up?
00:18:20.000 I've seen this before.
00:18:24.000 And by the way, speaking of their stupid society, stop telling little girls that they can beat up racists.
00:18:32.000 If you're two girls walking down the street and some big racist comes up and calls you a towel head, which by the way, does not happen, just get out of there.
00:18:42.000 Run, scream help or something.
00:18:44.000 Don't take him on.
00:18:44.000 Just run.
00:18:46.000 I want to see if she fights him.
00:18:46.000 Keep going.
00:18:51.000 Lauren is banned from the UK for making this same comment.
00:18:59.000 That's it.
00:19:00.000 Get in there.
00:19:01.000 It's more about this.
00:19:03.000 That's not how it's in a war.
00:19:06.000 It's not open to your interpretation.
00:19:17.000 Get a lot of good background music.
00:19:21.000 So I don't know what you're looking for.
00:19:23.000 it's a mystery we'll have to turn into ball type And it's also diversity, too.
00:19:32.000 They got to cram that in into their lesbian Muslim affair.
00:19:36.000 Anyway, that's awesome.
00:19:38.000 But speaking of the cannibalism of the left, I also saw this thing where lesbians want the T dropped from LGBT.
00:19:52.000 I've been saying this forever.
00:19:53.000 I've always said, hey, lesbians and gays, call yourselves LG and drop the crazies because they're bad for your movement.
00:20:01.000 There's no such thing as bi.
00:20:03.000 Buy is just what gays and lesbians do in their younger years when everyone's gorgeous and they want a strap on that actually works.
00:20:12.000 Once they get into their 30s, they realize that they're gay or lesbian and that's the end of bi.
00:20:18.000 There's no old bi woman tending to her garden.
00:20:22.000 There's plenty of old gays.
00:20:23.000 There's plenty of old lesbians.
00:20:24.000 There are no geriatric bisexuals.
00:20:27.000 Similarly, queer, trans.
00:20:29.000 That's just gays and lesbians trying to figure it out.
00:20:32.000 But the trans are now taking over the lesbian scene.
00:20:38.000 So the lesbians who are not fans of men, and I totally get that, they are seeing these trans show up to their lesbian marches and they're saying, what are you guys doing here?
00:20:49.000 Stop ruining everything.
00:20:52.000 There it is.
00:20:53.000 Lesbian activists block Pride in London March to protest against trans women.
00:20:58.000 I want to get one of these lesbians on my show because I agree with you, ladies.
00:21:04.000 You're not a lesbian if you have a penis, Riley Dennis.
00:21:09.000 You're glam.
00:21:10.000 You're an effeminate man.
00:21:12.000 You're an effeminate straight man.
00:21:13.000 You're David Bowie in 1978.
00:21:17.000 Go back to that picture.
00:21:19.000 I love it.
00:21:20.000 I love this.
00:21:21.000 So they lie down prostate.
00:21:23.000 No, prostrate.
00:21:25.000 Yeah, prostrate before these marchers and say, no, I don't want these men in my lesbian march.
00:21:32.000 Lesbian equals female homosexual.
00:21:38.000 The left has become so radical that they hate the left.
00:21:42.000 And now we, and by the way, when I say conservatives, I'm a pretty left-wing conservative, especially on social issues.
00:21:49.000 So I'm pretty far on the pro-gay end of it, where I'm like, I like gays.
00:21:55.000 I like lesbians.
00:21:56.000 I get that you're born that way.
00:21:57.000 I don't think that can be changed.
00:21:58.000 I'll even call it a sin.
00:22:00.000 I'm a drunk.
00:22:01.000 Drinking is a sin.
00:22:03.000 But when you add all this other stuff, it seems to me that you're trivializing what it is to be a woman, and you're trivializing even what it is to be a lesbian.
00:22:12.000 And you're creating a mess.
00:22:13.000 Your society is a mess.
00:22:15.000 That's the accidental theme to this show.
00:22:17.000 Like all these trannies now in high school sports are just destroying all the women.
00:22:22.000 Transsexuals are winning all high school sports, especially wrestling, track and field.
00:22:29.000 Men are better at that kind of stuff.
00:22:30.000 So when they grow their hair long and take a few hormones so they can have tits, they kick ass.
00:22:34.000 And also, when these women who are lesbians and are transitioning, they're still in women's wrestling because they have a vagina, but they're taking testosterone.
00:22:45.000 So they end up being stronger than normal women.
00:22:47.000 It's essentially steroids.
00:22:49.000 And they're winning too.
00:22:51.000 They're ruining sports.
00:22:52.000 They ruin everything.
00:22:54.000 And in every example, they hurt the people they purport to help.
00:22:59.000 All right.
00:23:00.000 How are we doing for time here?
00:23:01.000 We're almost out of time.
00:23:03.000 We're doing okay.
00:23:04.000 We're doing okay?
00:23:05.000 About 23 minutes.
00:23:07.000 We're only halfway done?
00:23:07.000 Oh, good.
00:23:09.000 Are you sure?
00:23:09.000 Yeah.
00:23:11.000 All right.
00:23:12.000 Harassing people.
00:23:14.000 Now, we've got another case of this.
00:23:17.000 Kellyanne Conway is at some like Home Depot type place shopping.
00:23:25.000 Was it a grocery store maybe?
00:23:27.000 And it says, just after arriving in Washington to work for President Trump, Kellyanne Conway found herself in a downtown supermarket where a man rushing by, you'll notice, by the way, the common thread with these victims is it's always older ladies or geriatric men.
00:23:45.000 It's never a young strapping lad like me.
00:23:47.000 Oh, sorry, it was me.
00:23:49.000 I did get called a Nazi when I was surrounded by children, including my own, and they were on the other side of a security fence and they were a floor up on a cement divider, and they still ran away into a crowd of 20,000 people.
00:24:05.000 That's the only time you see them attacking people like me.
00:24:08.000 But just, yeah, rushing by with his shopping cart sneered, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:24:13.000 Go look in the mirror.
00:24:15.000 She gets this a lot.
00:24:16.000 She's so ugly.
00:24:18.000 I don't know if you guys know a lot of, what is she, like 55?
00:24:21.000 She's 50 at the youngest.
00:24:24.000 That's pretty good for 50.
00:24:26.000 Most married men married to a 50-year-old would be pretty pleased with that.
00:24:31.000 She is a very attractive middle-aged woman.
00:24:35.000 She's not a very attractive 22-year-old, but I don't know a lot of 50-somethings who consider themselves as attractive as Ariana Grande.
00:24:47.000 I'm sorry I'm not still sexy at 55.
00:24:50.000 And by the way, I'd like to see you in your 50s.
00:24:52.000 How hot are you?
00:24:53.000 How hot is your wife in your 50s?
00:24:55.000 Was your mom hot in her 50s?
00:24:58.000 So she comes back with mirrors in aisle 9.
00:25:01.000 I'll get one now.
00:25:03.000 Conway recalled replying.
00:25:05.000 She brushed off the dart with the swagger of someone raised in the ever-attudinal trenches of South Jersey.
00:25:13.000 What am I going to do?
00:25:14.000 She said, fall apart in the canned vegetable aisle?
00:25:18.000 We also had Steve Bannon in a bookstore, and this woman comes up to him and says, you're a piece of trash.
00:25:27.000 Actually, that's an example of someone coming up to an able-bodied male who could obliterate them, but of course it's a woman.
00:25:32.000 What's he going to do?
00:25:33.000 Punch her in the face?
00:25:38.000 Now, the owner of that bookstore said, please don't do that at my bookstore.
00:25:42.000 This is a bookstore.
00:25:43.000 It's full of different ideas.
00:25:45.000 I don't want my customers being harassed because you don't like their particular ideas.
00:25:50.000 By the way, I'm not sure she could name any of Steve Bannon's ideas.
00:25:53.000 Every time I ask people what's the matter with Steve Bannon, the best they can come up with is that he likes a book that some racists Also, like so, since that bookstore defended Bannon's, not even Bannon, but Bannon's right to be able to come to their bookstore, they've been doxxed and they have liberals attacking them because someone attacked the Red Hen.
00:26:18.000 Again, you know, my rationale with all this.
00:26:21.000 It's us versus them.
00:26:23.000 No more compromise.
00:26:24.000 Terrorize the Red Hen restaurant.
00:26:27.000 Punish them for their bullshit.
00:26:31.000 Don't do anything to this bookstore.
00:26:33.000 Defend it.
00:26:34.000 It's no longer about ethics.
00:26:37.000 We tried negotiating with them.
00:26:39.000 We tried being fair.
00:26:40.000 They screwed up.
00:26:42.000 They acted like homicidal dicks.
00:26:45.000 So we don't respond to them in a normal way.
00:26:47.000 We don't say, I'd like to schedule a debate.
00:26:49.000 We tried that.
00:26:50.000 Now they are the enemy, and I want to bring the battle to them.
00:26:55.000 I don't want any more fairness.
00:26:57.000 I don't want any more consistency.
00:27:00.000 Attack the left, defend the right.
00:27:03.000 Say two.
00:27:04.000 What about white supremacists?
00:27:06.000 They're not really counted as the right.
00:27:08.000 As I've said a million times, the alt-right is closer to the alt-left.
00:27:11.000 They're atheists.
00:27:12.000 They're socialists.
00:27:13.000 They're obsessed with identity politics.
00:27:15.000 They hate Israel.
00:27:16.000 They're all in one big boat of radical bullshit.
00:27:20.000 Mitch McConnell also attacked.
00:27:23.000 And this one's disturbing because not only do they chase him out of the restaurant, and by the way, Republicans, what are you doing just sitting there?
00:27:32.000 Like, who is that guy, Scott Pruitt of the EPA?
00:27:34.000 He's sitting there getting abused, and he just sits there.
00:27:37.000 There's so many jokes he could have made.
00:27:38.000 And then he resigns a few days later.
00:27:41.000 I know you're resigning for different reasons in a lady in a restaurant, but it doesn't look good.
00:27:45.000 She thinks she got you fired, and so do a lot of dumb liberals.
00:27:48.000 So stand up to her, make fun of her hair, laugh in her face, have a sense of humor about this, and then maybe take a week to quit or two weeks to quit.
00:27:58.000 Even if you have to say Trump, I quit, but because of the restaurant thing, can we give it a couple weeks?
00:28:03.000 And then I'll just silently walk out of the room?
00:28:07.000 We're playing dirty here, guys.
00:28:09.000 When they go low, we go lower.
00:28:10.000 I'm sick of the high road.
00:28:14.000 All right, look at this low road Mitch McConnell's getting.
00:28:19.000 Boat, you out!
00:28:20.000 Burt you out!
00:28:22.000 What is he, 90?
00:28:23.000 Hate the way they wear, break you wear blue jeans.
00:28:27.000 You just gotta get those, that belt on, that shirt tucked in and pulled right up so you can see my gorgeous buns.
00:28:34.000 Really got a cinched crotch.
00:28:36.000 Old people love their butts.
00:28:40.000 What are you pretty beef?
00:28:41.000 I want to see your butt cheeks, Mitch.
00:28:44.000 Check my contours.
00:28:46.000 Check my contours.
00:28:47.000 Okay, listen.
00:28:50.000 Yeah, we know where you live, Jeeves.
00:28:52.000 We know where you live.
00:28:57.000 I'm going to terrorize my grandchildren more than that.
00:29:00.000 Abolish ice.
00:29:05.000 What is just enough there?
00:29:07.000 What is crazier, just as a little side note here, what is crazier than abolish ice?
00:29:11.000 I literally don't understand it.
00:29:13.000 I understand.
00:29:14.000 I'm pro-life.
00:29:16.000 I totally get the pro-choice argument.
00:29:18.000 It says, look, abortions are happening anyway.
00:29:20.000 These women are going to die doing homemade abortions if you ban abortion.
00:29:24.000 Don't do it.
00:29:26.000 You're just going to make a bad situation worse.
00:29:28.000 Got you.
00:29:29.000 I have an argument against that.
00:29:30.000 I think that murdering 40,000 babies in the third trimester is a lot worse than a few coat hanger accidents.
00:29:39.000 But we can argue the numbers.
00:29:41.000 There's a point there.
00:29:42.000 A lot of what the climate change, I get that you think it's been hot the past 100 years.
00:29:47.000 I think you have to go back 3.5 billion years and you'll see a sine-cosine type graph.
00:29:51.000 Therefore, I don't think the warming planet is an issue.
00:29:54.000 Reasonable.
00:29:55.000 You know, the left used to be just, they used to have less data than us, but I got their general point.
00:30:01.000 Abolish ice?
00:30:02.000 I don't get your point.
00:30:04.000 I do not get your point.
00:30:06.000 You don't want any borders?
00:30:08.000 So we're the only country besides Somalia without borders.
00:30:11.000 How long does that last?
00:30:14.000 How long before this is just a giant filthy cesspool of all the 2 billion people that are dying, literally dying, to get here?
00:30:23.000 I don't understand your business model.
00:30:26.000 We don't want children crying.
00:30:28.000 Gotcha, me neither.
00:30:29.000 I don't like seeing little girls cry.
00:30:31.000 I don't like seeing a four-year-old ball her eyes out.
00:30:34.000 That's life when people commit crimes.
00:30:37.000 Coke dealers' children cry too.
00:30:41.000 All right, I had some words with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
00:30:45.000 She's running for Congress.
00:30:46.000 She just won the 14th district, which is the Bronx in Queens.
00:30:50.000 The Bronx is a sh ⁇ hole.
00:30:53.000 I live near it.
00:30:55.000 I go there all the time.
00:30:56.000 I have friends in the Bronx.
00:30:58.000 My cop friends live in the Bronx.
00:30:59.000 A lot of the sort of proud boy dudes live in the Bronx.
00:31:06.000 East Bronx is safe because that's where the cops live.
00:31:09.000 The rest of it is just projects, welfare, crime, violence.
00:31:14.000 It gets more dangerous every year.
00:31:16.000 And the Puerto Ricans there are like the Puerto Ricans in Williamsburg.
00:31:20.000 They are, same with the Lower East Side, third generation welfare.
00:31:25.000 They are unemployed.
00:31:27.000 They play dominoes all day.
00:31:28.000 I've lived with these people for many years.
00:31:30.000 My kids went to the same schools as Puerto Ricans, and it is single moms.
00:31:34.000 You wouldn't have believed the notices we would get when my kids went to a Puerto Rican school.
00:31:39.000 It would say things like, please don't come to school smelling of marijuana.
00:31:46.000 Because the moms would show up in their PJs, because it's so early, these kids have to get to school, reeking, so that they'd smoke a bowl, wake and bake, so they could make it to school.
00:31:55.000 They'd show up in their PJs with their slippers on and drop off the kids reeking up the hallways of pot.
00:32:02.000 That's just one of maybe 100 stories I have.
00:32:05.000 Anyway, Alexandria, she grew up in the Bronx, well, until she was five.
00:32:10.000 And then she went to Parkdale in Westchester, which is a very affluent suburb.
00:32:14.000 Her home sold for $350,000.
00:32:17.000 She is not working class, but check out this video of her and her giant donkey face talking about how I am a Puerto Rican and I love to my name is Alexandria Orcario Cortez.
00:32:31.000 She likes to ham it up when she says her own name.
00:32:33.000 She's about as Hispanic as Ricardo Montoban.
00:32:42.000 She's like, mira porque du habo como a sí.
00:32:45.000 You know, like I speak like a girl from the block because I learned how to speak Spanish on the street.
00:32:52.000 That's technically true.
00:32:54.000 You learn your language when you're five, right?
00:32:56.000 Mi mama y un piaba paxas.
00:32:58.000 My dad had a little small business that struggled like the majority of the time with me growing up.
00:33:03.000 I myself, when my family was struggling to make ends meet, I had a day job and I waitress and I bartend and I was shoulder to shoulder with undocumented people in the back of house.
00:33:12.000 Jay, just pause.
00:33:14.000 She was a bartender in New York City and she made a boatload of tips because she's attractive.
00:33:22.000 So she's trying to identify.
00:33:24.000 She's a rich girl from Westchester who makes probably, a good night was probably three to four hundred bucks in tips.
00:33:30.000 And she does speak Spanish.
00:33:32.000 She is technically Puerto Rican.
00:33:36.000 And she's trying to identify with these working class people.
00:33:39.000 And they actually show her in this video some Puerto Rican construction workers like, hey, Alexandria, I remember you from the revolution.
00:33:47.000 It's all a lie.
00:33:49.000 Go ahead.
00:33:52.000 I know my community.
00:33:53.000 No, you don't.
00:33:54.000 I live here.
00:33:55.000 No, you don't.
00:33:56.000 And I know that all of these narratives that people talk about with non-voters are rap.
00:34:01.000 I know that it's not that people don't vote because they're uneducated.
00:34:05.000 It's not that people don't vote because they're uninformed or they don't understand.
00:34:09.000 But people aren't voting because no one's speaking to them.
00:34:12.000 And so we decided, you know what?
00:34:16.000 It's got to end.
00:34:20.000 The thing about New York is that it is notoriously difficult to get on the ballot.
00:34:25.000 Most candidates pay $20 to $40.
00:34:29.000 That's actually a cool concept, by the way, that she doesn't take donations.
00:34:32.000 I appreciate that.
00:34:32.000 But another guy did that named Donald Trump.
00:34:36.000 He did it with his own money, and the left conveniently forgets that.
00:34:40.000 Anyway, I said to her, she said, I want minimum wage raised.
00:34:44.000 And I pointed out that minimum wages always raise $2 a year, and it's going to be $15 in December, like it always is.
00:34:55.000 And she responded that, yeah, so it's a good idea.
00:34:57.000 It works.
00:34:58.000 This is the thing socialists do, by the way.
00:34:59.000 Like, you know, the EPA, they go, look, we started here, and the air quality started getting better and better and better immediately after.
00:35:08.000 True.
00:35:09.000 Air quality before the EPA had been going up for decades.
00:35:14.000 They just stuck their dart in the middle of a trend that was already happening.
00:35:19.000 And then they think that they can justify their existence.
00:35:22.000 Alexandria was elected because she is Hispanic.
00:35:25.000 And Hispanics saw an Hispanic person in the ballot.
00:35:27.000 She seemed very left-wing.
00:35:29.000 So many of them are on welfare.
00:35:30.000 They thought, yeah, this is probably going to be more benefits for me.
00:35:33.000 No one's going to cut my food stamps.
00:35:35.000 Let's do it.
00:35:36.000 And so she got elected in.
00:35:38.000 And this is the future of politics in America.
00:35:40.000 As we become more tribal, and there's a third white, a third black, a third Asian, then the Asians will vote for the Asian guy, the whites will vote for the white guy, and the Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy.
00:35:52.000 No matter what the policy is, we are entering an era of purely racial politics.
00:35:59.000 And that is stupid, and it's un-American.
00:36:02.000 Dave, we've got to be over time here.
00:36:04.000 About 38 minutes.
00:36:05.000 We're coming to the bottom.
00:36:06.000 Okay.
00:36:08.000 All right.
00:36:08.000 Final story here.
00:36:12.000 Remember how I've always been against calling the cops?
00:36:14.000 Handle your own stuff.
00:36:15.000 If someone's terrorizing your family and they're a threat to your children, call the goddamn cops immediately.
00:36:21.000 If someone sexually assaults you at work and grabs your pussy, for example, call the cops immediately.
00:36:27.000 Don't try to sue them.
00:36:28.000 Don't get a disclaimer.
00:36:29.000 Don't get a raise.
00:36:31.000 Don't get in their movie.
00:36:32.000 Call the cops.
00:36:34.000 Or you're just an expensive prostitute.
00:36:38.000 But don't call the cops every time you feel that you can't handle a conflict yourself.
00:36:45.000 Well, I don't want to get sued.
00:36:46.000 I don't want to get in a fight.
00:36:47.000 Get sued, get into a fight, okay?
00:36:49.000 You're diluting the value of our police force.
00:36:51.000 And by the way, I want these cops to go be chasing rapists, chasing murderers.
00:36:56.000 I don't even like them chasing drug dealers.
00:36:58.000 I saw this cop show, like undercover, and it was about a guy who infiltrated the Mongols.
00:37:05.000 And I watched the whole thing, and I'm watching it going, he didn't see his sons for two and a half years, this guy.
00:37:11.000 His marriage fell apart, obviously, because he was literally in the Mongols.
00:37:14.000 It's not like he would go there, then go back to the police station every night.
00:37:18.000 He lived Mongol life, which, by the way, he liked.
00:37:20.000 And they treated him really well.
00:37:22.000 And when his mom died, they all hugged him and he felt loved for the first time ever.
00:37:27.000 But anyway, in it, he helps the feds bust them dealing drugs.
00:37:34.000 Whoever hasn't done drugs, you'll find out later that they're on Adderall and tons of other medication.
00:37:39.000 Everyone's done drugs.
00:37:41.000 I don't do them now because I'm so old.
00:37:43.000 They break my weak body.
00:37:45.000 But back in the day, I did everything.
00:37:48.000 In fact, I think LSD really helped my brain.
00:37:52.000 And to this day, I can do things like just stop the hiccups like that.
00:37:55.000 This is all documented in a great book called Free Radicals, where intellectuals and scientists discuss how LSD helped their lives.
00:38:03.000 So drugs are great.
00:38:04.000 Drugs are wonderful.
00:38:05.000 Heroin's killed all my friends.
00:38:07.000 But otherwise, I'm a big fan of drugs.
00:38:09.000 And to spend all that manpower stopping the Mongols from what?
00:38:12.000 Dealing Coke?
00:38:14.000 Thanks, I guess.
00:38:16.000 And then they have a guy who his girlfriend was hanging out with the Mongols.
00:38:20.000 And he comes in, he goes, I wanted you to go home.
00:38:22.000 She goes, I don't want to go home.
00:38:24.000 The Mongols go, she doesn't want to go home.
00:38:25.000 And then he goes, the Mongols suck.
00:38:27.000 Please don't take that quote out of context and send it to them.
00:38:29.000 I'll be very pissed off.
00:38:31.000 And so they take him out back and they stab him to death.
00:38:35.000 Look, I'm sorry the guy was stabbed to death.
00:38:38.000 But who goes up to a biker gang and tells a whole room of them that they suck?
00:38:43.000 The Mongols' number one rule is if anyone disparages us, we fight to the death.
00:38:49.000 So I don't want that guy to die.
00:38:51.000 I think it's sad that he died.
00:38:53.000 But I don't want my feds trying to catch someone who killed a guy who started a fight with a biker gang to their face.
00:39:02.000 So what are you doing?
00:39:04.000 So even in that crazy example, I don't know why the cops are there, but this trend is getting worse.
00:39:08.000 So there was a guy who noticed that there was a black woman swimming in the pool, and they have these community pools that everyone in these homes can swim in.
00:39:17.000 Those homes, they don't have access to the pool.
00:39:19.000 We don't want the pool to get overcrowded.
00:39:20.000 They pay more for their little community fees.
00:39:23.000 So, he sees a new black woman there, and he goes, are you, do you have a pass to be in here?
00:39:27.000 Can I see your ID?
00:39:29.000 That's kind of lame.
00:39:30.000 I'm not sure I would do that.
00:39:32.000 I might do that if I had a community pool and there was a black family I didn't recognize, and they kept, you know, screaming and yelling and drinking beer in the pool and spilling it and knocking over my kids or something.
00:39:43.000 Then I go, whoa, what are you, where are you people from?
00:39:46.000 But actually, you know, I would just take it up with that guy, say, individually, and say, why'd you just knock over my kid?
00:39:51.000 As opposed to asking for their ID.
00:39:53.000 But anyway, this guy says, what are you doing here?
00:39:56.000 Prove that you live here.
00:39:58.000 She, of course, they're both guilty, by the way, here.
00:40:01.000 She, of course, starts freaking out.
00:40:03.000 By the way, this little side note, I looked at this for about 20 minutes.
00:40:07.000 What is in his hand?
00:40:10.000 Is that a space gun?
00:40:13.000 It could be the driving shaft for a kid's toy, but it seems to have a high-quality light on the front.
00:40:19.000 I think it's a sprinkler.
00:40:21.000 Is that what that could be?
00:40:22.000 Do you see that?
00:40:23.000 That could be like a hose?
00:40:25.000 The thing where you put the hose?
00:40:26.000 That's the best guess so far.
00:40:27.000 And it stands on the.
00:40:29.000 So he brings it there, it sprinkles.
00:40:30.000 For someone who's very strict about pool use, like bringing a sprinkler to the pool seems a little obtuse, doesn't it?
00:40:37.000 Because that takes up about at least 20 square feet.
00:40:43.000 So anyway, she starts screaming and she escalates it too.
00:40:49.000 So he shouldn't have done that.
00:40:51.000 She escalates it.
00:40:52.000 And then who calls the cops?
00:40:53.000 He calls the cops.
00:40:54.000 Dude, what are you thinking?
00:40:56.000 You're obviously dealing with a crazy woman who has an accidround.
00:40:59.000 You can tell by your voice she's an immigrant.
00:41:00.000 It's not going to turn out well for you.
00:41:02.000 Try to show a little bit of street smarts.
00:41:04.000 So he calls the cops because the cops have become the people who solve all my problems.
00:41:12.000 And I don't think that's the way life should work.
00:41:16.000 It's not your mommy.
00:41:17.000 It's not like, I'm going to go tell dad.
00:41:18.000 And even if you are a four-year-old, don't go telling mom all the time.
00:41:21.000 When my kids snitch to me, I go, don't tell on your sister.
00:41:24.000 Even if she's murdered someone, even if she killed a prostitute and the prostitute's rolled up in the rug downstairs, I go, don't tell me about it.
00:41:31.000 Put her in the trunk, drive her to Jersey, and bury her.
00:41:34.000 Dave, are you positive we're not going under?
00:41:36.000 You're remembering the initial part at the beginning?
00:41:38.000 We're a bit over, yeah.
00:41:39.000 We're a bit over.
00:41:41.000 All right.
00:41:42.000 And that does that include the six minutes?
00:41:44.000 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:41:45.000 I'm sorry to doubt you.
00:41:45.000 I'm sorry to doubt you.
00:41:46.000 All right, so last case of calling the cops.
00:41:50.000 This one is really absurd.
00:41:52.000 This dude, and I've seen black people do this often, Sharad Small was with Ann Coulter on vacation once, and she's swimming in the hotel pool, and he has AquaSocks on, like what a scuba diver would use.
00:42:03.000 So this guy just has his white sports socks on.
00:42:06.000 Property manager was fired for calling the cops on a black man for wearing socks in the pool.
00:42:10.000 There she is.
00:42:11.000 Can I speak to your manager?
00:42:12.000 I need to call the cops.
00:42:13.000 Stop calling the cops.
00:42:15.000 You know what you do when someone wears socks in the pool?
00:42:18.000 You make fun of him.
00:42:20.000 You say, what are you embarrassed of your tozies?
00:42:22.000 Did you not get a pedicure?
00:42:24.000 Just get a pedicure next time you want to go swimming.
00:42:27.000 That's what he's wearing in the pool.
00:42:28.000 He shouldn't call the cops.
00:42:30.000 He should call the drone squad to have that guy blown up.
00:42:36.000 Call the Navy SEALs.
00:42:37.000 Who does that?
00:42:38.000 What are you doing wearing socks in the pool?
00:42:44.000 That is so irritating that we should have a separate squad, the irritating squad.
00:42:49.000 This guy's, there's a video of it, right?
00:42:50.000 Yeah, play the video is particularly annoying.
00:42:54.000 But he's sitting there all proud of his socks.
00:42:57.000 We have rules as we go, but you have to sign them.
00:43:01.000 And so everyone has to sign them.
00:43:04.000 It's weird getting in a fight in your bathing suit.
00:43:07.000 Where are her socks?
00:43:09.000 I didn't have sign hats for an older one.
00:43:11.000 If you're ducking them in the water, you can't duck them in the water.
00:43:17.000 That's what I was saying.
00:43:19.000 Because you asked me if you could wear a hat out here, and I said, yes, as long as you're not dunking them in the water.
00:43:23.000 That would wear it.
00:43:24.000 That's what we're also hating conversations with.
00:43:25.000 She's got a point, though.
00:43:26.000 Like, what if you have stinky socks?
00:43:28.000 You're essentially doing your laundry in the pool.
00:43:30.000 Okay, sorry.
00:43:32.000 But don't call the cops.
00:43:35.000 We're begging for a police state.
00:43:36.000 You know what this is?
00:43:37.000 We've created a nanny state where all our problems require us to call the state.
00:43:47.000 Solve my problems, state.
00:43:49.000 Solve my issues.
00:43:50.000 I see something that is incongruous.
00:43:53.000 By the way, you're right to see socks in the pool as incongruous.
00:43:56.000 I want the state to solve this thing.
00:43:58.000 This woman seems suspicious.
00:44:00.000 I don't think she lives here.
00:44:01.000 Hey, state, analyze this.
00:44:03.000 You're begging for a Gestapo.
00:44:05.000 You're begging for a communist Russian Chinese America.
00:44:10.000 That's not what it is.
00:44:11.000 We solve our own problems.
00:44:13.000 Now, don't go out with a gun shooting people you think are potential bank robbers or potential house thieves.
00:44:21.000 But for the most part, you can handle your own problems, especially when it comes to wet socks.
00:44:28.000 You know, back when we had a strong family unit, the dad would go to work.
00:44:32.000 The mom wouldn't just take care of the kids.
00:44:34.000 She'd be in charge of the community.
00:44:36.000 The moms would fight for a stop sign on that corner.
00:44:38.000 The moms would go to the local school and say, this teacher's incompetent.
00:44:42.000 He needs to be fired.
00:44:43.000 They would get involved in the community.
00:44:45.000 Now we just want the state to handle our community.
00:44:48.000 The cops don't want that.
00:44:50.000 We don't want that.
00:44:51.000 When we get that, we will have no rights of our own.
00:44:55.000 You know how easy it will be to treat us like sheep and to herd us like cattle when we've called the police for everything that goes wrong.
00:45:07.000 All right, let's end on a funny thing.
00:45:09.000 Have you got that video of that guy skiing off a mountain?
00:45:13.000 So he's doing that thing where X amount of velocity creates enough wind that it fills your parachute while you ski, and now you're doing a different sport.
00:45:20.000 Now you're parachuting.
00:45:21.000 And he's doing this with an avalanche behind him.
00:45:24.000 I don't think he planned for this.
00:45:26.000 So I guess as you're going down, you hear the avalanche and you go, wow, I hope I get enough speed to lift off or I'm dead.
00:45:37.000 That's German for ugh.
00:45:42.000 I'm of two minds about this.
00:45:43.000 On the one hand, I think, why are you risking your life, dude?
00:45:45.000 You're gonna die.
00:45:47.000 But on the other hand, I think, you're a badass.
00:45:49.000 Talk about seizing the day.
00:45:51.000 So he gets in there now.
00:45:53.000 Good, because you're about to hit a bunch of rocks.
00:45:57.000 I can't tell if he flipped or the camera's flipping though.
00:45:59.000 Look at that.
00:46:00.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:04.000 You need more speed.
00:46:05.000 There's an avalanche coming.
00:46:07.000 More speed, more speed.
00:46:09.000 Oh, that's enough speed.
00:46:10.000 And then look behind him.
00:46:11.000 Holy crap.
00:46:17.000 Well, that's one way to get off my lawn.
00:46:24.000 I can't buy that hole in the wall.
00:46:27.000 I know that they never.
00:46:31.000 That he walks a fight for home.