Dave Chappelle joins Jemele to talk about the death of Nancy Spongen and the case of the man who could have killed her, but didn t. Also, the guy whose face got a drink thrown at him at a Whataburger wants to fight the guy who threw the drink. And a guy who did that beautiful knockout punch in Portland wants a fight with Ruffio.
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00:03:55.000So Fleckis actually contacted the guy's mom, who's probably the voice of reason, and is going to say, Kino Jimenez, you need to spend the money if we're going to get you out of the jail, homie.
00:05:27.000I always say when I see these things, I always go, I get your point, but the example you've used is not a good example to prove that point.
00:05:35.000In the newspaper today, the Thai boys, we rescued four of them.
00:05:40.000Looks like a horrible panic attack waiting to happen, these little tunnels that they're taking them through.
00:05:45.000But I couldn't help but notice the disproportionate number of white men involved in this rescue.
00:05:51.000American Marines, British divers, Australian divers.
00:05:56.000A lot of toxic masculinity going on there, as Jack Pasobic pointed out.
00:06:04.000Two geysers that go down in and help out.
00:06:07.000I don't think the Thai people were doing very well themselves.
00:06:09.000At one point, they were draining the water from the cave and just spilling it a few inches away from the hole so it was all seeping back in and essentially just stirring it up.
00:10:56.000They get a tourist visa that gets them through the door.
00:10:59.000And then while the paperwork is going through for the work visa, as long as they don't get a check, while the work visa is still being processed, they can move forward, you know, especially if they're getting there before they do their first show and they can get to know everyone, blah, blah, blah, go see the town.
00:11:26.000Now they have a conservative parliament and the organizers who are trying to get on the show have been putting pressure on the conservative government going, hey, this is a little blonde girl who's 22.
00:12:26.000So then, after pressure from our guys, from the big boys upstairs, we get further, my previous correspondents, immigration border officials, have recently confirmed that your ban from the United Kingdom does not affect your ability to travel to or enter New Zealand.
00:12:44.000Well, the other problem now is the venues have banned her.
00:13:18.000I don't care if you want the whole Western world to become gay.
00:13:23.000If you did that as a talk and argue that we are overpopulated, we need to stop having sex with women, women are gross, I'd love to hear that talk.
00:13:30.000That's crazy talk as far as I'm concerned, as far as 99% of the population is concerned.
00:13:56.000I understand you shouldn't be locked in a room for a year, a la clockwork Ornstah, with your eyes pride open, having to watch Nazi propaganda.
00:14:05.000There's an argument about that not being free speech.
00:18:24.000And by the way, speaking of their stupid society, stop telling little girls that they can beat up racists.
00:18:32.000If you're two girls walking down the street and some big racist comes up and calls you a towel head, which by the way, does not happen, just get out of there.
00:20:29.000That's just gays and lesbians trying to figure it out.
00:20:32.000But the trans are now taking over the lesbian scene.
00:20:38.000So the lesbians who are not fans of men, and I totally get that, they are seeing these trans show up to their lesbian marches and they're saying, what are you guys doing here?
00:22:03.000But when you add all this other stuff, it seems to me that you're trivializing what it is to be a woman, and you're trivializing even what it is to be a lesbian.
00:22:30.000So when they grow their hair long and take a few hormones so they can have tits, they kick ass.
00:22:34.000And also, when these women who are lesbians and are transitioning, they're still in women's wrestling because they have a vagina, but they're taking testosterone.
00:22:45.000So they end up being stronger than normal women.
00:23:27.000And it says, just after arriving in Washington to work for President Trump, Kellyanne Conway found herself in a downtown supermarket where a man rushing by, you'll notice, by the way, the common thread with these victims is it's always older ladies or geriatric men.
00:23:45.000It's never a young strapping lad like me.
00:23:49.000I did get called a Nazi when I was surrounded by children, including my own, and they were on the other side of a security fence and they were a floor up on a cement divider, and they still ran away into a crowd of 20,000 people.
00:24:05.000That's the only time you see them attacking people like me.
00:24:08.000But just, yeah, rushing by with his shopping cart sneered, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:25:45.000I don't want my customers being harassed because you don't like their particular ideas.
00:25:50.000By the way, I'm not sure she could name any of Steve Bannon's ideas.
00:25:53.000Every time I ask people what's the matter with Steve Bannon, the best they can come up with is that he likes a book that some racists Also, like so, since that bookstore defended Bannon's, not even Bannon, but Bannon's right to be able to come to their bookstore, they've been doxxed and they have liberals attacking them because someone attacked the Red Hen.
00:26:18.000Again, you know, my rationale with all this.
00:27:23.000And this one's disturbing because not only do they chase him out of the restaurant, and by the way, Republicans, what are you doing just sitting there?
00:27:32.000Like, who is that guy, Scott Pruitt of the EPA?
00:27:34.000He's sitting there getting abused, and he just sits there.
00:27:37.000There's so many jokes he could have made.
00:27:41.000I know you're resigning for different reasons in a lady in a restaurant, but it doesn't look good.
00:27:45.000She thinks she got you fired, and so do a lot of dumb liberals.
00:27:48.000So stand up to her, make fun of her hair, laugh in her face, have a sense of humor about this, and then maybe take a week to quit or two weeks to quit.
00:27:58.000Even if you have to say Trump, I quit, but because of the restaurant thing, can we give it a couple weeks?
00:28:03.000And then I'll just silently walk out of the room?
00:31:28.000I've lived with these people for many years.
00:31:30.000My kids went to the same schools as Puerto Ricans, and it is single moms.
00:31:34.000You wouldn't have believed the notices we would get when my kids went to a Puerto Rican school.
00:31:39.000It would say things like, please don't come to school smelling of marijuana.
00:31:46.000Because the moms would show up in their PJs, because it's so early, these kids have to get to school, reeking, so that they'd smoke a bowl, wake and bake, so they could make it to school.
00:31:55.000They'd show up in their PJs with their slippers on and drop off the kids reeking up the hallways of pot.
00:32:02.000That's just one of maybe 100 stories I have.
00:32:05.000Anyway, Alexandria, she grew up in the Bronx, well, until she was five.
00:32:10.000And then she went to Parkdale in Westchester, which is a very affluent suburb.
00:32:17.000She is not working class, but check out this video of her and her giant donkey face talking about how I am a Puerto Rican and I love to my name is Alexandria Orcario Cortez.
00:32:31.000She likes to ham it up when she says her own name.
00:32:33.000She's about as Hispanic as Ricardo Montoban.
00:32:42.000She's like, mira porque du habo como a sí.
00:32:45.000You know, like I speak like a girl from the block because I learned how to speak Spanish on the street.
00:32:58.000My dad had a little small business that struggled like the majority of the time with me growing up.
00:33:03.000I myself, when my family was struggling to make ends meet, I had a day job and I waitress and I bartend and I was shoulder to shoulder with undocumented people in the back of house.
00:34:58.000This is the thing socialists do, by the way.
00:34:59.000Like, you know, the EPA, they go, look, we started here, and the air quality started getting better and better and better immediately after.
00:35:38.000And this is the future of politics in America.
00:35:40.000As we become more tribal, and there's a third white, a third black, a third Asian, then the Asians will vote for the Asian guy, the whites will vote for the white guy, and the Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy.
00:35:52.000No matter what the policy is, we are entering an era of purely racial politics.
00:35:59.000And that is stupid, and it's un-American.
00:39:04.000So even in that crazy example, I don't know why the cops are there, but this trend is getting worse.
00:39:08.000So there was a guy who noticed that there was a black woman swimming in the pool, and they have these community pools that everyone in these homes can swim in.
00:39:17.000Those homes, they don't have access to the pool.
00:39:19.000We don't want the pool to get overcrowded.
00:39:20.000They pay more for their little community fees.
00:39:23.000So, he sees a new black woman there, and he goes, are you, do you have a pass to be in here?
00:39:32.000I might do that if I had a community pool and there was a black family I didn't recognize, and they kept, you know, screaming and yelling and drinking beer in the pool and spilling it and knocking over my kids or something.
00:39:43.000Then I go, whoa, what are you, where are you people from?
00:39:46.000But actually, you know, I would just take it up with that guy, say, individually, and say, why'd you just knock over my kid?
00:41:17.000It's not like, I'm going to go tell dad.
00:41:18.000And even if you are a four-year-old, don't go telling mom all the time.
00:41:21.000When my kids snitch to me, I go, don't tell on your sister.
00:41:24.000Even if she's murdered someone, even if she killed a prostitute and the prostitute's rolled up in the rug downstairs, I go, don't tell me about it.
00:41:31.000Put her in the trunk, drive her to Jersey, and bury her.
00:41:34.000Dave, are you positive we're not going under?
00:41:36.000You're remembering the initial part at the beginning?
00:41:52.000This dude, and I've seen black people do this often, Sharad Small was with Ann Coulter on vacation once, and she's swimming in the hotel pool, and he has AquaSocks on, like what a scuba diver would use.
00:42:03.000So this guy just has his white sports socks on.
00:42:06.000Property manager was fired for calling the cops on a black man for wearing socks in the pool.
00:44:51.000When we get that, we will have no rights of our own.
00:44:55.000You know how easy it will be to treat us like sheep and to herd us like cattle when we've called the police for everything that goes wrong.
00:45:07.000All right, let's end on a funny thing.
00:45:09.000Have you got that video of that guy skiing off a mountain?
00:45:13.000So he's doing that thing where X amount of velocity creates enough wind that it fills your parachute while you ski, and now you're doing a different sport.