Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 11, 2018


Ep 154 | Supreme | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

169.1763

Word Count

7,565

Sentence Count

676

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

51


Summary

On this episode of Thick & Thin, Gavin McInnes talks about the new Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, and why Jews hate Donald Trump. He also talks about why blacks don t like Trump and why they think he reminds them of the 80s.


Transcript

00:00:08.000 This is a song called The History of Tenacious Deeds.
00:00:10.000 And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past.
00:00:13.000 It's a chronicling of our rise to power!
00:00:16.000 We ride with kings, a mighty steed, across the devil's flame.
00:00:20.000 Live from New York, the center's cross.
00:00:23.000 Get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:26.000 We've run with wolves, we've climbed king to even start a moving train.
00:00:34.000 We've traveled through space in time, my friends, to rock this house again.
00:00:38.000 Rock!
00:00:39.000 Rock!
00:00:39.000 We ride and we ride and we'll never subside and we'll ride till the planets collide.
00:00:47.000 And if you say that we do not ride, I'll turn your head to hide.
00:00:52.000 Ride!
00:00:53.000 Tenacious D, Jack Black.
00:00:56.000 Can our fingers be silver?
00:00:58.000 Jack's voice then be gold.
00:00:59.000 But lest you think we're vain, we know you're all robots and we don't care.
00:01:04.000 Tenacious D, we reign!
00:01:06.000 Here it comes.
00:01:08.000 We reign supreme, oh god!
00:01:14.000 Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutler supreme.
00:01:20.000 Supreme, yeah.
00:01:25.000 Go not come, one, two, three.
00:01:27.000 Supreme.
00:01:30.000 Supreme.
00:01:34.000 We got our Supreme.
00:01:36.000 John Kavanaugh Supreme.
00:01:38.000 He's pro-life Supreme.
00:01:41.000 He's pro-gun supreme.
00:01:43.000 Constitutional Supreme.
00:01:45.000 Constitutional Supreme.
00:01:47.000 Isn't this exciting?
00:01:48.000 We knew it was going to be awesome.
00:01:51.000 But the real question was, will it be Roe versus Wade this guy's about?
00:01:55.000 Will it be immigration this guy's about?
00:01:57.000 Will it be guns?
00:01:59.000 Roe v.
00:02:00.000 Wade?
00:02:01.000 You know, as less people have kids, less people understand.
00:02:04.000 Anthony Coomey and I disagree about this all the time.
00:02:06.000 Less people understand that abortion is a big deal.
00:02:10.000 But when you don't have kids and less people are having kids, you go, what?
00:02:13.000 Isn't that just some like teenager who screwed up?
00:02:15.000 No.
00:02:16.000 By the way, most of the time, abortions are a woman who's already had a kid saying, I don't want another one.
00:02:22.000 Too many.
00:02:23.000 They're hard.
00:02:25.000 So they went with immigration.
00:02:27.000 This guy's mostly about immigration.
00:02:28.000 He's also against an assault rifle ban.
00:02:31.000 But the left had all their signs prepared, all the different signs, all the speeches ready.
00:02:36.000 There was one thing I tweeted out where some women's group had already prepared a speech about how terrible this Supreme Court pick is and how dangerous it is for the country.
00:02:46.000 But they had left XX for the name.
00:02:51.000 Now, I used to publish a magazine, Vice, and I never did, there's a thing, I forget the exact acronym, it's TBA, like to be announced or something.
00:02:59.000 Oh, no, TBD, to be determined.
00:03:01.000 And you would say, yeah, this new single, TBD, and I never let writers do that because inevitably the TBD gets published.
00:03:09.000 So I told them, you just write this album or this pick, this Supreme Court pick, and then if you remember, you can change the name.
00:03:17.000 But I'm not risking a TBD go out there because I've seen it happen too many times and they had a TBD.
00:03:21.000 They don't know anything about Kavanaugh.
00:03:23.000 They don't know anything about politics.
00:03:25.000 They don't know why, excuse me, they don't know why they hate Trump.
00:03:28.000 They just know that, well, I have a lot of theories about this.
00:03:31.000 I think that he looks kind of masculine and he reminds them of the 80s.
00:03:36.000 Let me just, let me stop the show to break this down because I've been thinking about this a lot.
00:03:40.000 Why do they hate Donald Trump?
00:03:42.000 Why do Jews hate Donald Trump?
00:03:44.000 All his kids are with Jews right now.
00:03:47.000 Why do blacks hate Donald Trump?
00:03:48.000 He has a flawless record with blacks.
00:03:54.000 Everything bad you can say about a so-called right-wing president, he isn't responsible for.
00:04:01.000 Oh, he accepted money from people to become president.
00:04:04.000 Nope, first one who did it on his own.
00:04:06.000 Well, he's getting rich off of this presidency and making his family rich.
00:04:10.000 No, he took quite a pay cut, actually.
00:04:12.000 In fact, if you look at other politicians, you'll see all their money goes up.
00:04:16.000 He's the only one whose money goes down.
00:04:18.000 So there's no logic behind any of this.
00:04:20.000 He's separating children.
00:04:21.000 Yeah, that was Clinton's law, and the KGs you saw were Obama.
00:04:25.000 So you can't really think that.
00:04:27.000 And I think even doing all that kind of analysis is giving these people too much credit.
00:04:33.000 So stop imbuing them with your mind.
00:04:35.000 Stop assuming that they have all this thought in their hatred of Trump.
00:04:39.000 It's much simpler than that.
00:04:40.000 Here's the deal.
00:04:42.000 Make America Great Again has nothing to do with slavery or the 1800s or even the 1900s.
00:04:48.000 It has to do with the 80s.
00:04:51.000 And what it's saying is, let's make America like Reagan's era again.
00:04:55.000 And that means blonde hair, soft drinks, skateboards, surfing, wet t-shirt contests, high fives, being awesome, Alex P. Keaton.
00:05:07.000 It means a booming economy.
00:05:08.000 It means giant cell phones.
00:05:10.000 It means convertibles.
00:05:12.000 It means being a dick sometimes and laughing your head off.
00:05:15.000 It means wedging nerds and being in the in crowd.
00:05:20.000 And it means, you know, working out, being proud of your muscles, being tough, fighting.
00:05:24.000 Now, that was fun in the 80s.
00:05:26.000 I was actually more of a punk rocker, so I wasn't really part of that.
00:05:30.000 But I look back on it and go, that looked fun.
00:05:33.000 You guys were partying.
00:05:34.000 What is this?
00:05:35.000 Nerds, nerds, nerds, ogre champions?
00:05:37.000 This was actually Revenge of the Nerds.
00:05:40.000 Yeah, we should re-watch Revenge of the Nerds.
00:05:42.000 I bet we'll be on the other team's side.
00:05:44.000 Hey, guess what?
00:05:45.000 That's my fraternity.
00:05:46.000 Oh, cool.
00:05:47.000 Nicole.
00:05:48.000 Bad guys, we were the fraternity.
00:05:50.000 We were the bad guys.
00:05:51.000 It's an anti-frat boy thing that's going on here.
00:05:54.000 You'll notice, by the way, that blondes with letters on their jackets are considered the ultimate evil in America today.
00:06:00.000 That's why Sabrina Ederly ran from Rolling Stone, ran down to UVA, University of Virginia, when she heard there was a rape case that involved blonde jocks.
00:06:11.000 Ooh, I could redeem Duke La Crosse.
00:06:14.000 I could finally pillory these date raping jocks.
00:06:18.000 So we have a culture that's pro-beta male, pro-fat chick, you know, anti-jock, anti-blonde guy, anti-success.
00:06:27.000 And a lot of sort of obsequious little dirty players, beta male nerds, date raping nerds, ugly girls, fat people, losers, have had the spotlight.
00:06:40.000 I mean, look at comedians, stand-up comedians.
00:06:43.000 They've managed to make it cool to be a loser and a nerd and to not know anything about sports.
00:06:50.000 They've been reigning.
00:06:51.000 And as Steve Bennon said, do you think they're going to give it back?
00:06:53.000 Now, he's obviously talking about the swamp and the elites, but I'm talking about the weak.
00:06:59.000 The weak have been cool ever since the early 90s.
00:07:02.000 And Trump showed up and said, we're done with that.
00:07:05.000 We're done with political correctness.
00:07:07.000 We're done with pretending that life's a rainbow.
00:07:10.000 No, America's the best, and we're going to be awesome and make money and have a car.
00:07:14.000 You know, I'm from Canada, and if you had a Ferrari on St. Laurent Street in Montreal, everyone would laugh at you.
00:07:22.000 You'd be considered a total loser to drive down the street in a Ferrari, especially if you were like honking the horn and had music blaring.
00:07:28.000 In Florida, people would think that's awesome.
00:07:32.000 In LA, it could go either way, depending on the area.
00:07:37.000 Midwest, I think a lot of people would still think that's awesome.
00:07:40.000 Northwest, probably no.
00:07:41.000 So a lot of America would hate you and your fancy sports car.
00:07:44.000 New York City, you'd be the laughing stock.
00:07:47.000 And Trump is saying, no, having a Ferrari is awesome.
00:07:51.000 If you have a Ferrari convertible and you're blaring even tenacious D, that's supreme.
00:07:57.000 You rule.
00:07:58.000 And that is what everyone is mad about.
00:08:00.000 That is why they're so erratic.
00:08:02.000 And these housewives, not housewives, sorry, these teachers, these socialist balls, boomer angry woman liberals, they've based their whole ethos on I'm awesome and I can kick ass and I'm better than any man.
00:08:14.000 And these pro-Trump MAGA guys like me are saying, no, you're not, lady.
00:08:19.000 And you're a teacher, by the way.
00:08:21.000 And you should probably just, you'd be much happier at home.
00:08:24.000 That makes them go ballistic.
00:08:25.000 So basically, MAGA and Trump and his Supreme Court pick is saying, no, we weren't doing a bad job.
00:08:34.000 And no, you're not taking over.
00:08:36.000 No, you're not replacing us.
00:08:37.000 The patriarchy is not on the way out.
00:08:39.000 And nerds, you're getting wedgied again.
00:08:42.000 That is what they're freaked out about.
00:08:45.000 Nothing to do with policy, nothing to do with guns, nothing to do with abortion or immigration.
00:08:50.000 Those are all lies.
00:08:53.000 This is all revenge of the nerds being reversed.
00:08:57.000 They were living in nerd revenge for the past quarter century and we're saying, all right, we're not trying that anymore.
00:09:04.000 The culture of shame where we say America ruined the world isn't working anymore and it's not progressive.
00:09:04.000 It's not working.
00:09:12.000 So we are regressing back to when America was great.
00:09:17.000 All right, that's my little tangent on Trump.
00:09:20.000 Reading the paper today, there's some fun articles in here.
00:09:24.000 Someone saved a little French poodle on the plane.
00:09:28.000 And I just, I'm looking at that going, by the way, the New York Post could afford to be a lot more right-wing.
00:09:33.000 But I'm looking at this going, stop taking your dog on a plane.
00:09:39.000 You put him in a kennel, you give him to a friend.
00:09:42.000 I travel all the time.
00:09:43.000 I give my dog to these places.
00:09:45.000 They charge like 20 bucks a day, and they look after your dog at their house.
00:09:49.000 It's like dog sitting.
00:09:50.000 It's cheap.
00:09:51.000 You have to factor that into the cost of your vacation.
00:09:54.000 I don't want to see your dog on the plane.
00:09:55.000 And it's not good for the dog.
00:09:57.000 This dog almost died.
00:09:58.000 And this is all about how the stewardesses were heroes, and they were, for saving the dog with oxygen, but I don't want you on my plane.
00:10:06.000 Here's another annoying flying story.
00:10:09.000 You ash holes.
00:10:11.000 Giant, meaning Giants player, AJ Francis, lit into the TSA for spilling Ma's remains.
00:10:18.000 He opened his suitcase, and there were her ashes spilled on some of his clothes.
00:10:23.000 Dude, why did you pack your mother's ashes?
00:10:27.000 It probably looks exactly like cocaine, no matter how you slice it, right?
00:10:31.000 Like if you put it in Tupperware and then duct tape it shut, in the x-ray it's going to look like cocaine.
00:10:36.000 I'm going to be getting my grandmother's ashes from Glasgow soon enough.
00:10:41.000 You know what I'm going to do with them?
00:10:42.000 I'm going to carry them on the plane on my lap.
00:10:46.000 You don't pack your dead grandmother.
00:10:48.000 Oh, there's bones in it?
00:10:50.000 I didn't know there's bones in ashes.
00:10:52.000 What is that?
00:10:53.000 Third world ashes?
00:10:55.000 They just burn you with a stick?
00:10:57.000 They just throw a match on your suit.
00:11:00.000 That's not acceptable.
00:11:01.000 It's called ashes, not bones in ashes.
00:11:06.000 Anyway, the common thread here is no culpability.
00:11:09.000 It's always like, look what these other people did.
00:11:12.000 And when other people do great, too, like when the Western world, the Brits, look at this guy, diving dock, an Australian doctor who's also a top cave diver is being credited with persuading rescuers at the Tuamlang Cave to reverse their initial plan of removing the strongest boys first.
00:11:30.000 By the way, a little side note with these kids being rescued, I wonder what's going to happen to me.
00:11:35.000 You know all the Chilean miners are nuts now?
00:11:37.000 All those guys who were rescued in that little tube?
00:11:40.000 One of them built a moat around his house.
00:11:42.000 Like they see monsters at night.
00:11:44.000 They all went bananas.
00:11:45.000 Now it could be they are going through famous withdrawals and they were the most famous people in the world for a while and they're not famous anymore.
00:11:55.000 It's giving them nervous breakdown.
00:11:56.000 I don't know.
00:11:56.000 But maybe these kids are going to go nuts.
00:11:58.000 Here's another one.
00:11:59.000 This is my final one in the paper today.
00:12:01.000 Left to die over late bill.
00:12:04.000 And I'm looking at it going, what?
00:12:06.000 Power for Oxy was cut off.
00:12:08.000 Ill-fated Linda Daniels, 68 with her niece, Cayeta Brooks.
00:12:11.000 And you go, oh my God.
00:12:12.000 They unplugged her because she couldn't pay her medical bills.
00:12:16.000 But then I think, I've talked to doctors about this.
00:12:18.000 That's illegal.
00:12:20.000 You cannot.
00:12:22.000 I've heard conflicting stories with this when it comes to illegals.
00:12:25.000 But without a second thought, without a doubt, with citizens, American citizens, you may not pull the plug on something that's going to kill them.
00:12:32.000 I don't care what their bill says.
00:12:34.000 If pulling the plug is going to kill them, no doctor may do it, no matter how far in debt they are.
00:12:38.000 So that, I was confused by this story.
00:12:41.000 Then you read, so someone wrote to the people who did it, she's somebody's mother.
00:12:46.000 You took a life.
00:12:47.000 Was it worth it?
00:12:48.000 Washington 50 told reporters Monday calling the tragedy senior abuse.
00:12:53.000 Who was it?
00:12:54.000 It was the electric company.
00:12:56.000 The electric company cut off their power because they hadn't paid their bills.
00:13:00.000 Now, we have no idea if the electric company even knew this woman was on some sort of electrical-powered life support.
00:13:06.000 And I'm reading it going, pay your fing electricity bills, you degenerate, you irresponsible fool.
00:13:15.000 How much are power bills?
00:13:16.000 Especially out in the hood in New Jersey.
00:13:19.000 It's probably $100 a month.
00:13:22.000 Get some money.
00:13:23.000 If your mother's health, if your mother's life is contingent on you paying your bills, pay your bills at all costs.
00:13:32.000 I don't care if you have to beg in the streets.
00:13:34.000 So it's not the power company's fault that your mom died.
00:13:38.000 It's your fault.
00:13:39.000 It's not the airline's fault that your mother's ashes were spilled.
00:13:43.000 It's your fault.
00:13:44.000 And it's not the airline's responsibility to keep your dog alive.
00:13:48.000 It's your responsibility to keep your dogs off your planes.
00:13:51.000 You don't need them all the time.
00:13:52.000 They're not babies.
00:13:58.000 In other exciting news, Lauren Southern, it looks like she's not banned from Australia.
00:14:03.000 It turns out that that giant country that's also a continent, it's so big.
00:14:08.000 By the way, did you know flat earthers often say that Australia doesn't exist?
00:14:18.000 I've never met anyone from Australia.
00:14:20.000 How could it possibly exist?
00:14:23.000 But yeah, it looks like that she's got the ban is lifted and she is on her way to Australia right now.
00:14:29.000 So that's good news.
00:14:30.000 Congratulations, one of the largest countries in the world, probably the third largest landmass in the world.
00:14:36.000 It appears that you're not scared of a 24-year-old girl's thoughts.
00:14:42.000 You're not scared what a little girl might say to you.
00:14:45.000 God damn it, how did we get here?
00:14:47.000 Pussy Central.
00:14:50.000 Speaking of ladies and their danger to society, did you know how to perform cunilingus on a woman with a penis?
00:14:58.000 This is from my alma mater, Broadly, which is the chick feminist sort of Jezebel version of vice.
00:14:58.000 I know.
00:15:06.000 It's obviously a problem when you're with a woman who has a penis because you don't know how to eat out, as the magazine says.
00:15:16.000 Here's how you do it.
00:15:17.000 And this is a quote from the article.
00:15:19.000 Mara says her interest in rimming has increased.
00:15:21.000 So that's performing a sex act on the anus, has increased since taking hormones.
00:15:27.000 And then this is the person who's, this is a woman with a penis who's taking so many hormones that the penis shrinks and just becomes like an appendage.
00:15:35.000 My penis doesn't work like it used to, and having an orgasm that is penis only is pretty rare, she says.
00:15:42.000 So getting rimmed has become kind of a lot for me.
00:15:46.000 This also goes a long way into accessing my prostate, which I've started to basically just call my G-spot.
00:15:52.000 Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we put gender in a blender.
00:15:57.000 Mara also recommends a rimming technique she's not sure has a name.
00:16:03.000 Oh, let's see what this is.
00:16:04.000 She called it a blowout.
00:16:06.000 And then the author adds, which I loved.
00:16:09.000 To be blown out, she says, means that while being rimmed, the person fills the rectum with air, then uses both hands and or mouth to finish.
00:16:21.000 So I believe what we have here is a man-made fart that happens to the cis.
00:16:25.000 What's the matter with you?
00:16:27.000 Hey, everyone at home.
00:16:28.000 Why are you cringing?
00:16:29.000 What the hell?
00:16:30.000 What kind of transphobes are you?
00:16:32.000 You know what?
00:16:33.000 I'm starting to hate my own viewers.
00:16:36.000 I have a real problem with you.
00:16:37.000 You know what, unsubscribe?
00:16:39.000 I'm like Eminem.
00:16:40.000 I'm like Seth Myers when he said, if you follow Trump, stop following my show.
00:16:44.000 If you don't think this is important, then stop following my show.
00:16:48.000 These are trans women, women with penises.
00:16:51.000 And all we're trying to do is figure out how to treat a penis like a vagina.
00:16:56.000 And if it involves blowing some air, why are you laughing?
00:17:00.000 You know what?
00:17:01.000 I'm done with this story.
00:17:02.000 You guys are not mature enough to understand the elaborate sexual goings on of those who flush their gender down the toilet.
00:17:11.000 I mean, if there's anything that shows these people don't deserve the reins of power in society, it's to be blown out, she says, means that while being rim, the person fills the rectum with air.
00:17:25.000 I love how they want to destroy society.
00:17:27.000 And you go, all right, I understand.
00:17:28.000 I mean, society has some problems.
00:17:30.000 We have a bad divorce rate.
00:17:32.000 We do have bad unemployment.
00:17:35.000 There's a lack of education.
00:17:37.000 People don't read anymore.
00:17:38.000 People aren't having kids anymore.
00:17:39.000 I can take a lot of abuse when you criticize American society.
00:17:42.000 And then you go, well, what's your idea?
00:17:45.000 And they go, I would like to have a woman with a penis fart.
00:17:50.000 And you go, hmm, yeah, I think we'll keep going where we're going, trying to sort of fix our little minor leaks and not have you blow up the entire dam.
00:18:02.000 We've got a fun show for you tonight.
00:18:04.000 You know the guy who had the cola thrown in his face with the Kino Jimenez?
00:18:09.000 He was wearing, this kid was wearing a MAGA hat.
00:18:12.000 Jimenez comes up, throws a drink in his face, and storms out.
00:18:15.000 They found him.
00:18:15.000 He's arrested.
00:18:16.000 He's in jail right now.
00:18:17.000 And we have the kid.
00:18:19.000 Now, there was rumors going on these kids were saying racist stuff.
00:18:23.000 And you get a brief look at one of the kids who was attacked and you think, meh, you weigh approximately 80 pounds.
00:18:30.000 I don't really see you at a Whataburger at 10 a.m. yelling out racial insults at gigantic Mexican men who look like wrestlers.
00:18:40.000 This guy's built.
00:18:41.000 He's got some guns.
00:18:43.000 And also by their reaction after they get sprayed, they just sit there like that.
00:18:46.000 They don't go, what, what?
00:18:49.000 So I don't believe that they instigated the attack.
00:18:53.000 But that was a fun little story going on.
00:18:56.000 We'll talk to him and we'll keep you up to date in the story.
00:18:59.000 But we still have more important news to get to.
00:19:01.000 How are we doing for time, Davey?
00:19:03.000 About 20 minutes.
00:19:04.000 We've got four or five minutes left.
00:19:05.000 Four or five minutes left.
00:19:06.000 Okay, let's just do this last one now.
00:19:07.000 Haitians.
00:19:08.000 Remember Conan O'Brien?
00:19:11.000 So Clint, sorry, Trump was rumored to have called Haiti a shole.
00:19:17.000 There's no evidence of this, but for the record, Haiti is a shole.
00:19:21.000 It's one of the worst places on earth.
00:19:24.000 It has, I think, Caracas.
00:19:27.000 No, is that Venezuela?
00:19:28.000 Yeah, Caracas is the most dangerous city in the world.
00:19:30.000 But Puerto Prince, I believe, has the most reported rapes on earth.
00:19:34.000 There's a lot of competition there with South Africa when it comes to rape.
00:19:38.000 But Port-au-Prince is just a cesspool of shanty towns, homemade shacks made from garbage, and feces just spilling down the street.
00:19:46.000 Like these homeless people in Haiti, they can't even figure out a latrine system.
00:19:51.000 Hey, homeless Haitians, if you're watching this right now, dig a giant hole.
00:19:57.000 Or better, make a designated area for your defecation.
00:20:01.000 Don't just plop on the road.
00:20:03.000 I know this is one of the more disgusting shows we've ever had.
00:20:07.000 So here's Conan O'Brien.
00:20:10.000 He wants to prove to you that we underestimated Haitians.
00:20:15.000 So his team of writers went there, wrote a bunch of insults for Trump, had them translated into French, and then had Haitians read them out to a camera.
00:20:26.000 In other words, all he's proving here is that some Haitians can read.
00:20:31.000 Read words written by white men.
00:20:33.000 Viva Haiti!
00:20:36.000 Viva Haiti!
00:20:38.000 President Trump insulted Haiti.
00:20:39.000 So I thought it was only fair to give Haitians a chance to return the favor.
00:20:43.000 This is so corrupt.
00:20:44.000 This is so corrupt.
00:20:45.000 You've been visiting Haiti.
00:20:46.000 Because every time you go to the country, you're going to leave the United States.
00:20:50.000 Yeah, he didn't say that.
00:20:51.000 Look at the golf field, Mr. President.
00:20:54.000 Come here, you can't find it.
00:20:59.000 So, pause, pause.
00:21:00.000 You know how much Haitians hate when you cheat at golf?
00:21:03.000 John Daly played golf with Trump and Bill Clinton, and he said Trump was very fair, and Bill Clinton cheats more than anyone he's ever played with.
00:21:11.000 Really?
00:21:12.000 You know who else cheats at golf?
00:21:12.000 Yeah.
00:21:15.000 Me.
00:21:16.000 You know what I do when I play golf?
00:21:17.000 I buy a box of balls.
00:21:20.000 And that's what, 32?
00:21:23.000 They're gone.
00:21:24.000 By the 18th hole, I'm on my last one.
00:21:26.000 If a ball goes in the woods, I say, peace.
00:21:30.000 And I throw a ball down near where I think it went.
00:21:32.000 I don't understand all these people who go through the forest trying to find their ball.
00:21:35.000 By the way, I went to play golf recently and I'm Canadian.
00:21:39.000 It's a hoser sport here.
00:21:41.000 It's a hoser sport in Canada.
00:21:43.000 Skiing, I'm going to do a whole video on this actually.
00:21:45.000 Skiing, golf, and French are for white trash in Canada.
00:21:50.000 And here, here to join a country club, a golf country club is $100,000.
00:21:56.000 $60 to $100,000.
00:21:57.000 And you still pay like $1,000 every time you play a game.
00:22:01.000 No.
00:22:02.000 I play in jean shorts and I cheat and I get so drunk I often puke by the end.
00:22:07.000 But anyway, sorry, let's go back to the Haitians.
00:22:10.000 I will send a message to the Chief of the Minas.
00:22:16.000 Yeah, Haitians love Oprah.
00:22:17.000 Just pause.
00:22:27.000 Yes, it was run by slave owners, the French, in the 1800s.
00:22:31.000 They had a revolution there that was based on some idiot decided the slaves don't even deserve Sundays off.
00:22:36.000 Slaves revolted, and boy, did they revolt.
00:22:39.000 They beheaded women and children all over the island, murdered every French person they could see.
00:22:45.000 And then the new leader of Haiti took the skulls and drank their blood.
00:22:50.000 He drank French blood from skulls.
00:22:53.000 It was absolute carnage.
00:22:56.000 It was the least peaceful revolution possibly in history.
00:22:59.000 But no one talks about that.
00:23:00.000 They just say the slaves are freed.
00:23:03.000 Rise up.
00:23:03.000 And they made it somehow a worse country than it was when it had slavery.
00:23:07.000 Congratulations.
00:23:10.000 Oh, pat him on the back.
00:23:11.000 They read it right.
00:23:16.000 Could this be more obviously written by white guys in America?
00:23:18.000 I'm from Norge and I live in Haiti.
00:23:21.000 But I would be very happy to immigrate to the USA.
00:23:25.000 Let me guess, you don't go out at night.
00:23:27.000 She's a hero.
00:23:27.000 I ain't no white presidential president like Haiti.
00:23:30.000 We have books!
00:23:31.000 Yes.
00:23:33.000 Yeah, let's compare the literacy rate in Haiti to Trump's literacy rate.
00:23:37.000 At least that was one that was written on the spot and not back in New York City.
00:23:43.000 Anyway, those aren't books.
00:23:45.000 They're not?
00:23:48.000 They're tourist pamphlets?
00:23:49.000 What does it look like to me?
00:23:51.000 Yeah, I can't see what those are.
00:23:52.000 They look pretty tall and rectangular to be books.
00:23:57.000 You sure like your book skinny, Haiti?
00:24:00.000 Skinny and short.
00:24:07.000 So this is what's really going on in Haiti right now in the place that Conan said was a wonderful place as he sipped margaritas from a razor-wired-in resort.
00:24:16.000 Haitians are trying to kill American tourists.
00:24:19.000 These American tourists are trapped in a building right now, in a hotel.
00:24:24.000 There's riots outside the street.
00:24:26.000 And what does it say?
00:24:27.000 Shelter in place.
00:24:28.000 All hell breaks loose in Haiti as violent mobs try to murder trapped American tourists.
00:24:33.000 What were you doing there?
00:24:35.000 Let's play the video.
00:24:36.000 Why did you go to Haiti if you're not Conan O'Brien?
00:24:42.000 Oh, my God.
00:24:43.000 Can you imagine the bricks you would be shitting?
00:24:47.000 It's one thing if the mob is outside and the government, the police are about to take them away.
00:24:53.000 What about when the entire country wants you dead?
00:24:57.000 Is there any progress on this?
00:24:58.000 The story's, I think, a few hours old.
00:25:01.000 Look at that.
00:25:06.000 Anyway, let's get to the matter at hand.
00:25:08.000 We'll update you on the Haiti situation at the end of the show.
00:25:12.000 But let's first talk to the guy who had the drink thrown on his face.
00:25:15.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce to you Drinkface.
00:25:22.000 Hey, yo, what's up?
00:25:23.000 Remember this dude, Kino Jimenez?
00:25:27.000 Remember this guy?
00:25:27.000 Show the video, Dave.
00:25:31.000 Boom!
00:25:31.000 boom People keep saying, why didn't you beat him up?
00:25:41.000 Look at those kids.
00:25:44.000 It's going to go in his fireplace, bitch.
00:25:48.000 They're scared to death.
00:25:50.000 They are out at 2 a.m.
00:25:52.000 That's kind of a dangerous time to be out, isn't it?
00:25:54.000 If you're not ready to brawl, but I can't fault them for that.
00:25:56.000 Anyway, so that guy was doxxed.
00:26:00.000 The boy's mom, I believe, put up the video and everyone eventually, I think some random chick just posted, oh, that's Kino Jimenez.
00:26:08.000 I know that dude.
00:26:09.000 And word got out, he's facing charges now for it.
00:26:14.000 I believe he was facing an assault charge for the Coca-Cola and a theft charge for the hat.
00:26:19.000 But it's been the biggest story in the country because this is a pattern.
00:26:25.000 Trump derangement syndrome has lost it.
00:26:26.000 This is now a swastika to the left.
00:26:31.000 The left have turned themselves into Holocaust survivors and they've turned Trump into Hitler.
00:26:37.000 Now, I would understand if it was 1947 and you're wearing a swastika hat and you're a Jewish person, you're going to be furious and even want to attack that person.
00:26:47.000 That, by the way, that attack's justified.
00:26:49.000 We just finished a world war.
00:26:51.000 But to apply that same thing today, that same concept, and pretend it's just as real is called hyperbole.
00:27:00.000 Now, some good comedians like this guy, Big Fated Daddy, took advantage of that because what happened was when Kino Jimenez did it, there was rumors that these guys were saying racist stuff first, and that's what spawned it.
00:27:14.000 Don't really believe it, but check out this comedy video that Big Fated Daddy made that I fell for.
00:27:20.000 Excuse me, I fell for this when it first came out.
00:27:24.000 What's up, nigga?
00:27:25.000 I'm the guy, Kino Jimenez.
00:27:28.000 I want to tell you guys my side of the story, what happened at Waterburger.
00:27:32.000 All right.
00:27:33.000 I've been doxed.
00:27:34.000 People have been releasing my personal information, you know?
00:27:39.000 And I got to talk about this.
00:27:40.000 I got to tell you what really happened.
00:27:42.000 So here's the thing.
00:27:44.000 I had just finished dropping off my transsexual girlfriend.
00:27:49.000 Can you just pause it?
00:27:50.000 I'm embarrassed that I didn't suss it out right there.
00:27:54.000 First of all, no one says transsexual.
00:27:56.000 But I thought he was lying.
00:27:58.000 He was, he was joking.
00:28:00.000 But I thought this was the perp making up a story.
00:28:03.000 I mean, I bet if you talk to Kino, he wouldn't be much less absurd than this.
00:28:07.000 But go ahead.
00:28:09.000 All right.
00:28:10.000 And these kids had seen me.
00:28:13.000 I was dropping off my transsexual girlfriend near the Waterburger.
00:28:19.000 And as I came in by myself to get some food, these kids kept running their mouth.
00:28:25.000 They kept running their mouth, kept running their mouth.
00:28:28.000 They were speaking under the tongue.
00:28:30.000 I was trying to let it go.
00:28:31.000 And then they were talking about how they were hoping the movie Purge is real and that they would like to kill niggers and figs and ship out Mexicans.
00:28:42.000 And, you know, I'm Mexican myself.
00:28:45.000 So what happened is that they didn't record that part of the video where they were being racist.
00:28:50.000 I went up to them and that's where they turned the video on.
00:28:55.000 I went up to those fools and I told them, hey man, what the f ⁇ is your problem?
00:28:59.000 You know, I heard you guys talk about my transsexual girlfriend, alright?
00:29:04.000 And I let that slide.
00:29:05.000 But now you're talking about shipping off Mexicans and n ⁇ s to Africa and the purge and that.
00:29:11.000 And that's where I took this hat off because I was telling him how much of a racist prick he is.
00:29:16.000 I was telling that n ⁇ , yo, he was a racist n ⁇ .
00:29:18.000 You know, I was telling him straight up.
00:29:22.000 So that's when they turned the camera on and I took his hat off and I splashed that waterburger or soda.
00:29:28.000 You got me.
00:29:28.000 You got me, dude.
00:29:29.000 You got me, big-fated daddy.
00:29:32.000 So they've tracked down Kino Jimenez.
00:29:35.000 Fleckus has sent out a tweet.
00:29:37.000 He wants to do a charity fight with Kino and our boy Rufio.
00:29:42.000 You remember Rufio from the Proud Boys who delivered the punch heard around the world and knocked out several Antifa members?
00:29:48.000 By the way, that was a mob of 300, heavily armed, up against a bunch of people protecting Joey Gibson, unarmed.
00:29:56.000 But the narrative is now, they went, they fly around the world picking fights.
00:30:01.000 When the one group comes home with hammer claws on their sides on the few places they weren't wearing body armor, you're not exactly going around picking fights.
00:30:10.000 You are protecting someone from lunatics with hammers.
00:30:15.000 Anyway, Rufio's very happy with his punch and he's happy to fight anyway.
00:30:19.000 I spoke to Rufio about it.
00:30:20.000 He said, yeah, sure, I'll fight him.
00:30:21.000 I'm down.
00:30:23.000 Kino hasn't responded yet, but he apparently doesn't have his $5,000 bail.
00:30:27.000 And I guarantee you, if you were sitting in jail waiting for your bail, you will do anything to get out.
00:30:34.000 Anything.
00:30:36.000 And, you know, I was talking to Fleckis about it, and he's confident he can raise like $100,000 at least.
00:30:41.000 Give the rest to charity, give a bunch to Rufio, give a bunch to Kino.
00:30:45.000 Who cares?
00:30:46.000 I mean, at the end of the day, this whole thing isn't that consequential, right?
00:30:49.000 If you look at just the nitty-gritty of it as a judge, it's cola on your face and a $20 hat.
00:30:55.000 Not the biggest deal, especially if it's fake.
00:30:57.000 These fakes are only six bucks.
00:31:00.000 But the bigger deal is Trump derangement syndrome attacking people who support the president.
00:31:06.000 Something has to be done here.
00:31:07.000 A line has to be drawn in the sand.
00:31:10.000 And we have to let these people know that there are consequences for their actions.
00:31:13.000 Anyway, we found the guy who had the cola thrown on his face.
00:31:19.000 His name is Hunter.
00:31:20.000 Everyone calls him Hunter.
00:31:22.000 And he's down in Florida.
00:31:24.000 Let's talk to him now, shall we?
00:31:26.000 Hunter, are you there, sir?
00:31:28.000 Yeah, I'm here.
00:31:29.000 What's going on, guy?
00:31:32.000 Not much.
00:31:34.000 So you're the guy who had the drink thrown in his face?
00:31:37.000 Yes, sir.
00:31:38.000 How did we find you?
00:31:42.000 I don't know.
00:31:43.000 I'm amazed that we found the other guy, aren't you?
00:31:48.000 How did that happen?
00:31:51.000 My friend's mom that I was staying with, because I was on vacation at the time, she just posted something on her Facebook page that was like, hey, we need help IDing this guy.
00:32:02.000 An hour later after it was posted, somebody got all of his information, like his Facebook and stuff, so we just found his name.
00:32:10.000 Wow.
00:32:11.000 How tall are you?
00:32:13.000 I'm only 5'9, so I'm not the tallest kid.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, I saw a lot of people saying, why didn't you kick his ass?
00:32:19.000 But that guy looks like a giant Mexican.
00:32:22.000 And to jump out from behind the table at, how old are you?
00:32:26.000 I'm 16.
00:32:27.000 16, a 16-year-old 5'9 kid Going to beat up some dude whose adrenaline is pumping, by the way.
00:32:34.000 This guy is, it's not like he's just sitting there, he's ready to brawl.
00:32:38.000 That would be a tough win for you and your buddy there.
00:32:42.000 I noticed you just took it.
00:32:45.000 Yeah, I was like, well, nothing I can do, but I'm not going to try to shout anything back at him.
00:32:51.000 Did you see the parody video going around where the guy pretended to be Kino Jimenez?
00:32:57.000 Yes, I did see that.
00:32:59.000 I fell for it when I first saw it.
00:33:01.000 Really?
00:33:02.000 Yeah.
00:33:02.000 Because the guy...
00:33:08.000 We thought he got arrested.
00:33:10.000 And then we were watching it and we're like, this guy has 50% less muscle on his arm.
00:33:15.000 Like, the mustache isn't right.
00:33:17.000 Like, we tore that video to shreds.
00:33:19.000 Yeah, well, Kino's since shaved clean, right?
00:33:22.000 And his mugshot is shaved.
00:33:25.000 Did you see that Fleckis of Fleckis Talks has challenged him to a celebrity boxing match?
00:33:34.000 Yeah, I saw, or I was like offered, like, if we dropped the charges, they would do like a celebrity kind of like charity fight thing.
00:33:41.000 My parents were like, we're not dropping those charges.
00:33:45.000 So then they offered to pay his bail.
00:33:47.000 And I was like, hey, if you want to do that, that's out of my hands.
00:33:51.000 Right.
00:33:51.000 I think they're going to, because it's $5,000 bail, and he has absolutely no money.
00:33:56.000 So I think Fleckis is appealing to the mom, the voice of reason, and she's going to say, he's going to say, can you at least get him out of jail?
00:34:02.000 It's just a fight.
00:34:04.000 Yeah.
00:34:05.000 But the risk is, what if this guy is so dumb that it's like beating up a retard?
00:34:11.000 Yeah.
00:34:12.000 I mean, it's very possible, I feel like.
00:34:17.000 Now, his contention when he was first arrested was that he was just reacting to you guys saying lots of racist stuff.
00:34:26.000 I have trouble seeing, because I saw the other guy, no offense, but you don't look like the kind of guys that sit back at a Whataburger and go, well, looky here, boys.
00:34:37.000 We got a Mexican thinking he can eat a burger.
00:34:40.000 Nice try there, Hispano.
00:34:43.000 That's the funny part.
00:34:44.000 So, okay, so I was the only white guy.
00:34:46.000 The other two are Latino, too.
00:34:48.000 Oh, really?
00:34:49.000 Like, Kino was.
00:34:51.000 So it was like, yeah, one on my left that you couldn't see in the video.
00:34:55.000 His last name is Gonzalez.
00:34:56.000 And the kid across me, both his parents were Mexican, but he just looks really white.
00:35:02.000 So it's kind of funny that that article came out of like all this, we were saying all these racist things.
00:35:08.000 And like, I was, you know, I don't know.
00:35:11.000 I just find it so weird.
00:35:12.000 It was like, there was another family in there, but there was no other family.
00:35:16.000 What did he say that you said?
00:35:19.000 So he said, or he didn't say that we said anything.
00:35:23.000 There was an anonymous source, anonymous source, that was like, I was having dinner with my family where I had my young children there eating dinner.
00:35:33.000 Dinner at 2 a.m. at a Whater?
00:35:38.000 Wake up, kids.
00:35:39.000 We're going to dinner.
00:35:42.000 So yeah, we were just like, okay.
00:35:44.000 And then, yeah, like the original news article retracted the statements due to like credibility reasons.
00:35:51.000 Yeah, they were saying that we, I believe, like the exact quote to like, we wanted to lynch black people, have the purge on the 4th of July, but only against Latinos and blacks.
00:36:03.000 So let me get this.
00:36:04.000 I drew there was like one more, but I can't remember exactly.
00:36:07.000 Three teenagers are sitting around at 2 a.m. eating burgers, and two of them are Hispanic for whatever reason that's relevant.
00:36:14.000 And he says, hey, you know what I was thinking?
00:36:17.000 We got on July 4th, let's just start murdering Hispanics.
00:36:22.000 Not you guys, obviously, but other Mexicans.
00:36:24.000 What do you say?
00:36:27.000 Yeah, I'm in.
00:36:28.000 Let's do it.
00:36:30.000 And then this poor man finally had the courage to stand up against you bigots.
00:36:35.000 Yeah.
00:36:36.000 Hunter, so what's going to happen and what's the charge?
00:36:39.000 They only charged him with theft.
00:36:42.000 Theft of a hat?
00:36:43.000 Assault wasn't in there.
00:36:44.000 They just left that out.
00:36:46.000 How do you feel about that?
00:36:48.000 At first, I didn't really realize it.
00:36:51.000 And I started thinking about it.
00:36:52.000 And I was like, well, the whole thing was the whole throwing the Coke at me and ripping the hat off my head.
00:36:58.000 So yeah, I'm kind of upset about it.
00:37:02.000 What's been the reaction now?
00:37:03.000 I see you got a new hat.
00:37:04.000 Have you been getting a lot of fanfare?
00:37:07.000 Yeah, I had a lot of offers, but I only accepted like two just because some people like, I can't remember his last name.
00:37:17.000 His first name is Joe.
00:37:18.000 He's on Instagram.
00:37:20.000 What do you mean offers?
00:37:20.000 Okay.
00:37:22.000 What were the offers?
00:37:23.000 He just offered to send me a hat and a shirt.
00:37:26.000 So I had the shirt in my closet.
00:37:28.000 And then a company offered to send me like two Keep America Great 2020 hats.
00:37:35.000 And I was like, oh, why not?
00:37:36.000 And so I just accepted those two.
00:37:37.000 But then everyone else, I was like, no, no, don't worry about it.
00:37:40.000 Like, thank you so much for the offer, but it's all good.
00:37:43.000 Yeah, you don't want to be handing out your address to people.
00:37:46.000 Yeah, that's what I was being very careful.
00:37:47.000 Like the Joe guy, he had like 500,000 on Instagram.
00:37:50.000 So I was like, okay, I'll trust him.
00:37:52.000 And then the company I looked up, and they actually are a legitimate company that makes like drum pads and stuff.
00:37:57.000 Huh.
00:37:58.000 This one's boot-like, by the way.
00:37:59.000 I don't like how the real ones fit.
00:38:01.000 They sort of look like funny chef hats.
00:38:03.000 Yeah, they go up like mine.
00:38:05.000 I have to wear it backwards.
00:38:06.000 The original one, this is the one that Joe gave me.
00:38:09.000 But the original one just goes up so high that my face just like hides.
00:38:13.000 It's like a light bulb.
00:38:16.000 Well, this is the reason that you're on the show is not just because this is a salacious little tale, but that it's a pattern.
00:38:24.000 And we're seeing the left with Trump derangement syndrome terrorize anyone that works for Trump's administration.
00:38:33.000 They're chasing them from restaurants.
00:38:34.000 They're screaming at them on the street.
00:38:36.000 They're going to their homes.
00:38:38.000 Even the mainstream administration, I mean, it's like a very docile version of what's going on in South Africa, where the actual government is saying, antagonize and terrorize these people.
00:38:48.000 Now, South Africa is obviously much more severe.
00:38:50.000 But when Maxine Waters is saying, go to their homes and say, no peace, no sleep.
00:38:50.000 It's murder.
00:38:55.000 No peace, no sleep.
00:38:57.000 Do you think my gut Says that this is over now.
00:39:02.000 But do you think I'm wrong?
00:39:03.000 Do you think it's going to get worse?
00:39:05.000 I feel like incidents like this are always going to be happening.
00:39:08.000 Really?
00:39:10.000 Will there be more of them?
00:39:12.000 I feel like, I mean, I can't say, I'm not going to say there's going to be like a drastic number.
00:39:16.000 It's only going to be one, but I feel like there will be instances like this.
00:39:20.000 Really?
00:39:21.000 Just because people on the left, those people on the left think that this is like acceptable.
00:39:21.000 Why?
00:39:25.000 Obviously, you have, you know, the center that's like, do this.
00:39:28.000 Go, basically she's saying, go harass Trump supporters.
00:39:31.000 And it's like, really?
00:39:32.000 So I do feel like this is going to happen because people will take this very seriously, seriously in quotation marks.
00:39:40.000 And they'll think, yeah, like, oh, I got to make my country better again by go assaulting a 16-year-old with a MAGA hat on.
00:39:50.000 Wow.
00:39:50.000 Well, how do your other friends in, you're in Florida?
00:39:54.000 How do your other friends react to you being MAGA?
00:39:57.000 Is it pretty MAGA down there in your enclave?
00:39:59.000 I feel like it's very split 50-50 in my friend group.
00:40:04.000 Because I have a lot more of my favorite friends who are MAGA, but I do have some liberal friends that we just don't talk politics because they always know they're going to lose.
00:40:14.000 But I do feel like my school is very liberal.
00:40:19.000 So me wearing my Make America Gradient hoodie that I always have on.
00:40:24.000 It's just very interesting.
00:40:25.000 It sparks a lot of interest.
00:40:27.000 Yeah, it's amazing we're living in a country where it's radical to support the president who is democratically elected.
00:40:34.000 This is not some fringe group of like anarchist communists who are also inadvertently considered mainstream.
00:40:43.000 This is the president that at least half the country is a big fan of.
00:40:47.000 What the hell is your beef?
00:40:50.000 All right, Hunter.
00:40:51.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show.
00:40:52.000 It's great to finally see the face behind the tidal wave of Coca-Cola.
00:40:58.000 And let's stay posted on the fight and the trial.
00:41:04.000 All right.
00:41:05.000 No problem.
00:41:05.000 Thank you so much for having me on.
00:41:06.000 Thanks, buddy.
00:41:07.000 Uhuru.
00:41:08.000 All right.
00:41:09.000 See you later.
00:41:11.000 We know you're all robots and we don't care to make the seed.
00:41:15.000 All right.
00:41:15.000 We said we'd update you on Haiti.
00:41:17.000 It's the same.
00:41:18.000 There's still riots going on.
00:41:19.000 They're mad about fuel prices.
00:41:20.000 The American tourists there were actually missionaries.
00:41:23.000 Not sure what you're doing there, guys.
00:41:25.000 Every time we send someone there, remember the Haitian diplomats begged for French foreign aid and they murdered them when they showed up.
00:41:32.000 So don't just don't go to Haiti.
00:41:34.000 It's very simple.
00:41:35.000 It's a horrible place and there's riots going on right now that may never end.
00:41:40.000 But more importantly, we have got some news breaking out.
00:41:43.000 The Oregon Ranchers, remember those two brothers?
00:41:47.000 It sparked the Wildlife Refuge.
00:41:49.000 What were their two names again?
00:41:50.000 The Hammonds, I think.
00:41:51.000 Yeah, the Hammonds.
00:41:52.000 So it was a father and son team that were accused of arson.
00:41:56.000 We covered this extensively on previous episodes, but they were accused of arson.
00:42:00.000 And basically what happened is they were doing controlled fires.
00:42:03.000 And controlled fires are a very important part of ranching.
00:42:06.000 These guys know what they're doing.
00:42:07.000 It stops a major fire from spreading.
00:42:10.000 It helps promote growth on the land.
00:42:13.000 All ranchers do controlled fires.
00:42:15.000 Now, occasionally it goes a little farther than they thought and they burn just a tiny segment of government land that's not theirs.
00:42:23.000 Not a big deal, happens all the time.
00:42:25.000 The government does it to the ranchers all the time and they're much more incompetent at it.
00:42:29.000 So when they do it, it devastates ranchers' lands and starves their cattle.
00:42:34.000 The government never pays for this.
00:42:35.000 They never apologize.
00:42:37.000 They never suffer for this.
00:42:38.000 They just abuse the ranchers.
00:42:40.000 But when the ranchers dare to go on government turf, even just a fraction, a tiny, tiny segment of land, they are charged with arson.
00:42:48.000 And this case was remarkable because they served their time, they got out, and then the government went, actually, we didn't do it long enough, and pulled them back into prison.
00:42:57.000 Totally unprecedented case.
00:42:58.000 The left and the right, by the way, were not very supportive of these guys.
00:43:02.000 And that really pissed me off.
00:43:04.000 They kept doing that thing that right and left and most wimps do, where they go, well, they broke the law.
00:43:10.000 Shouldn't have broke the law.
00:43:11.000 Dude, everything is illegal.
00:43:12.000 I'm probably breaking 10 laws right now.
00:43:15.000 Don't use the law as an excuse.
00:43:17.000 Don't trust our judicial system.
00:43:19.000 Don't trust the government implicitly.
00:43:21.000 Anyway, the ranchers fought back.
00:43:23.000 Guy died.
00:43:25.000 And we thought the case was forgotten.
00:43:26.000 I have to admit, I was sort of out of sight, out of mind about it.
00:43:30.000 But they're out now.
00:43:33.000 They're finally out.
00:43:34.000 We finally have justice.
00:43:36.000 And this winning streak is out of control.
00:43:39.000 I don't think I can take it anymore.
00:43:41.000 Anyway, speaking of fires, controlled fires, these are not ranchers, and they don't seem to understand how fires work.
00:43:50.000 But they got one in their car and decided to blow it out.
00:43:55.000 Don't try this at home, kids.
00:43:57.000 It's a blowout.
00:43:58.000 Yeah.
00:43:59.000 He thought it was a trans woman's butthole.
00:44:04.000 So he starts up the car.
00:44:06.000 It bursts into flames, as one does.
00:44:08.000 And check this out.
00:44:12.000 He blows it out.
00:44:13.000 It actually works for a second.
00:44:15.000 Gas is deceiving.
00:44:17.000 Guys, if you're in Haiti, get out.
00:44:20.000 If you're in jail unjustly under Trump, you will get out.
00:44:25.000 And if you disagree with any of this, then get out my lawn.
00:44:30.000 Supreme!
00:44:32.000 You're like I want your life!
00:44:37.000 Merito Supreme!
00:44:39.000 And a chicken supreme.
00:44:41.000 And a cutlass supreme.