Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 25, 2018


Ep 160 | Porn Yesterday | Get Off My Lawn


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43 minutes

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7,485

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792

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Misogyny

51

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Hate speech

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Dave and Ryan talk about Yoko Ono's new album, Stormy Daniels, ties, and a man who sells prosthetics on Craigslist to pay for his prosthetic leg. Plus, a viral video of a guy who poops his pants in public.

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00:00:39.000 the kill out the kill looking like bubby dolls Guess who that was that was John Lennon's widow Miss Yoko Ono my wife's really into Yoko Ono I don't know at least she's doing something weird.
00:01:05.000 She's doing something new.
00:01:07.000 It's not predictable It's it's not the same old rock and roll.
00:01:12.000 She's not trying to be the Beatles, that's for sure. 0.89
00:01:16.000 I would imagine just hearing from that little bit of that song that talking with her about politics would be a nightmare.
00:01:23.000 I've actually hung out with her son a few times.
00:01:25.000 Really awesome guy who's so smart that he makes me wonder if some people aren't just better than others.
00:01:33.000 Like apparently the Onos come from a long line of samurais and Sean has been in like a normal amount of fights, just regular kid fights.
00:01:43.000 You know, he went to all boys school and all that.
00:01:45.000 But he goes, and I'm paraphrasing here, so don't quote me, but I remember him saying something like, I don't know, when I fight, I'm just like, it's the matrix.
00:01:53.000 I'm just like, and it's just like in his DNA.
00:02:00.000 I can believe that.
00:02:01.000 I definitely think that's true of art.
00:02:03.000 My grandfather is a painter, and I've noticed when I draw, I just, I mean, you've seen my pancakes, they're incredible, and I don't really practice.
00:02:09.000 Things are genetic.
00:02:10.000 Front page of the post today.
00:02:13.000 This is shocking.
00:02:14.000 Stormy Daniels was cheating on her husband. 1.00
00:02:17.000 A porn star was having sex.
00:02:20.000 Who knew?
00:02:22.000 Also in the news, and there's nothing else to say about that.
00:02:25.000 I've actually, I know some porn stars, and I've talked to them about Stormy Daniels.
00:02:28.000 And they go, oh, we got the gossip, man.
00:02:30.000 Whoa.
00:02:31.000 Ready to have your mind blown?
00:02:33.000 And then they go, she's always wanted to be famous.
00:02:35.000 She's an attention whore. 1.00
00:02:36.000 Everyone in the industry hates her. 1.00
00:02:38.000 She's washed up.
00:02:39.000 She just did this whole Trump thing to rejuvenate her career. 1.00
00:02:42.000 And I go, how is that gossip?
00:02:44.000 I mean, who doesn't know that?
00:02:46.000 That's everything I've always assumed.
00:02:48.000 Is Pluto, the guy who picks on Popeye, is he a jerk too?
00:02:53.000 Does he overeat?
00:02:55.000 Is he violent when he's drunk?
00:02:56.000 You're not helping me here.
00:02:59.000 Also in the news, ties are killing us.
00:03:01.000 I don't believe that.
00:03:02.000 I think bad tailors are killing us.
00:03:05.000 I think people, they don't have their shirts measured properly and they get their top button too tight.
00:03:11.000 So yes, they are restricting blood to their brain and that is bad for your brain.
00:03:16.000 But it's not the Thai's fault.
00:03:17.000 The Thai is just sitting there minding its own business.
00:03:20.000 Doing a great job, by the way.
00:03:22.000 When you're fat and you sit down, your buttons expand and they go like this.
00:03:27.000 Boop, boop, boop. 1.00
00:03:28.000 A tie hides that beautifully.
00:03:30.000 I love ties.
00:03:30.000 I don't love people who don't wear tailored shirts.
00:03:33.000 And that doesn't mean you need a tailor.
00:03:35.000 You can measure yourself and then buy the shirts on Amazon for 50 bucks that fit you perfectly.
00:03:41.000 I'm so sick of people not doing their top button.
00:03:43.000 It drives me nuts.
00:03:44.000 You look so unprofessional.
00:03:46.000 You may have noticed my shirt today.
00:03:48.000 My wife's boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg on Craigslist to afford the opportunity to be here.
00:03:54.000 And this was, of course, a guy who went to a, what was he from the South?
00:03:58.000 He went to a game in Ohio, college baseball.
00:04:02.000 We had him on the show.
00:04:03.000 He said this on local news and it went viral.
00:04:06.000 And so I think someone has Alzheimer's or something in his family.
00:04:09.000 So he sold these shirts to raise money for charity because it blew up, but it's gone.
00:04:14.000 And it's the most inside joke.
00:04:16.000 It's the most esoteric joke I've ever had on my tits before.
00:04:21.000 If I'm wearing this in public and someone goes, oh yeah, I remember that viral video, I'm going to poop my pants.
00:04:27.000 I will be shocked.
00:04:28.000 All right.
00:04:28.000 We got a fun show for you today.
00:04:30.000 We are living in a war zone in a sense.
00:04:32.000 Yoko Ono's right.
00:04:33.000 We're living in a war zone wherein a huge swath of the public is under the impression that we're living in a war zone.
00:04:42.000 And so they've started carrying out what one would do if one was in a war zone.
00:04:48.000 Like say the cops were hunting down black people.
00:04:51.000 Dave, you're in the frame.
00:04:52.000 Yeah.
00:04:53.000 Oh, you're doing that on purpose?
00:04:54.000 Oh, I didn't realize I was in that frame.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 Dave is, our old producer, Dave Cast, is here training our new producer, Ryan Ketsu Rivera.
00:05:04.000 You should introduce yourself.
00:05:07.000 Hello.
00:05:08.000 Ryan's good at imitations.
00:05:10.000 Yeah, I can do Gavin McInnes also.
00:05:13.000 That's you.
00:05:14.000 That's not me.
00:05:15.000 It sounds decent.
00:05:18.000 And then my Tony Soprano.
00:05:19.000 Oh, yeah, that's really, that's the hardest one.
00:05:21.000 Weren't we trying to do that in the bar last night for a moment?
00:05:23.000 Yeah, we were.
00:05:24.000 I just couldn't do it.
00:05:25.000 I know, but you're doing the thing with your It's a very difficult situation.
00:05:30.000 And you try.
00:05:31.000 It's a very difficult situation.
00:05:33.000 Now, see, you know what you're doing with your shoulders there?
00:05:35.000 How they're like hunched?
00:05:36.000 Yeah.
00:05:37.000 Just don't do that.
00:05:38.000 Because it takes away from.
00:05:40.000 Okay.
00:05:40.000 It's a very difficult situation.
00:05:42.000 It's a very difficult situation.
00:05:45.000 That's the best one I've ever done.
00:05:46.000 Actually, the fuck.
00:05:46.000 Dude, I. It's a very difficult situation.
00:05:51.000 Yeah, okay.
00:05:52.000 You see that one where he was mad because Carmella wanted to be in the witness protection program and he goes, you want to eat crappy tomatoes in Florida?
00:05:58.000 Yeah, that was his biggest worry.
00:06:00.000 Yeah, do that one.
00:06:02.000 What are we going to eat?
00:06:04.000 I just cursed.
00:06:05.000 That's fine.
00:06:07.000 What are we going to eat?
00:06:08.000 What kind of tomatoes they got down there?
00:06:12.000 Anyway, so it's very exciting.
00:06:13.000 He's much funnier than Dave.
00:06:14.000 We're going up a funny notch.
00:06:18.000 You know what we're going to do?
00:06:19.000 We're going to do a whole segment where you try to train me to do Tony Soprano, Bill Burr, Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan.
00:06:27.000 I can absolutely teach.
00:06:28.000 I've been doing that for years, trying to teach people.
00:06:32.000 My hand's always touching my head like a magneto, trying to move metals.
00:06:37.000 You got to add the word bloody.
00:06:39.000 It's a bloody madhouse out there, it's biologically different.
00:06:45.000 There's you get Irish sometimes with that. 1.00
00:06:49.000 Always.
00:06:49.000 It's pretty much an Irish accent.
00:06:51.000 Yeah, a Canadian accent is a Scotch-Irish accent.
00:06:53.000 I don't like seeing your stupid water bottle on the ground.
00:06:55.000 I'm sorry.
00:06:55.000 More importantly, can you hold that up for a sec, Ryan?
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 I don't like these.
00:07:00.000 I hate them.
00:07:00.000 Tap water is...
00:07:06.000 It's called tap water.
00:07:07.000 So you're buying tap water because you don't like tap water.
00:07:11.000 And the only difference between you pouring that in a cup from the sink is you add a plastic bottle to the landfills.
00:07:18.000 So it's really bad for the environment if you go by this myth that we are using up too much garbage.
00:07:25.000 So it's like it's hypocritical.
00:07:28.000 But I'm reusing it so that way it hasn't gone to the landfill yet, to be fair.
00:07:33.000 Okay.
00:07:34.000 Touche.
00:07:36.000 It's a cup in that sense.
00:07:37.000 You have a large plastic cup with a skinny top.
00:07:40.000 Yes.
00:07:40.000 All right.
00:07:42.000 We haven't even started the news yet.
00:07:43.000 We have Ron Coleman on the show today.
00:07:46.000 He's a litigation lawyer.
00:07:48.000 You'll remember there was that band, The Slants, Chinese guys, and they were told they couldn't copyright that name.
00:07:56.000 And he fought and won for them.
00:07:58.000 He's a great copyright lawyer, great trademark lawyer.
00:08:00.000 And I'm getting into law fair these days.
00:08:03.000 I want to start suing people who call me racist.
00:08:08.000 You know, Peter Thiel got to do it.
00:08:09.000 George Soros gets to do it.
00:08:11.000 I'm rich.
00:08:11.000 I want to start doing it.
00:08:12.000 I'm going to start suing these people that make up these lies about me and Proud Boys call us racist.
00:08:18.000 And Ron is usually the voice of reason that says, don't bother.
00:08:21.000 But I'm not reasonable anymore.
00:08:23.000 All right, let's get started with all this news.
00:08:25.000 There's so much going on.
00:08:26.000 It's mental.
00:08:28.000 I've got all these stories that show that we are living in a war zone.
00:08:32.000 Yoko Ona's right.
00:08:33.000 Story one.
00:08:34.000 Remember that imbecile who said that a Marine Corps veteran who works for ICE is a Nazi?
00:08:45.000 And she dug up a picture of him.
00:08:48.000 He's got no damn, he's got no bloody legs.
00:08:52.000 He has no legs.
00:08:54.000 And he has a tattoo.
00:08:55.000 It looks like an iron cross on his elbow.
00:08:58.000 And she decides that that's a Nazi symbol.
00:09:02.000 Yeah, there's lots of Nazis in the American military flaunting it with their big swastika tattoos and then getting employed at ICE.
00:09:11.000 We'd love you to work at ICE.
00:09:12.000 The Nazi tattoo, you know what? 0.76
00:09:14.000 Don't worry about it.
00:09:15.000 Don't worry about it.
00:09:16.000 Just don't be photographed when you're on your wheelchair there. 1.00
00:09:18.000 What was her name, though?
00:09:20.000 See if you can find her name.
00:09:22.000 Because Ron Perlman ran with it.
00:09:24.000 Here's what the article says.
00:09:25.000 Remember last month when blue check celebrities like actor Ron Perlman, who I highly recommend checking out. 1.00
00:09:32.000 Ron Perlman is Trump Derangement Syndrome Personified.
00:09:35.000 That's the girl there.
00:09:36.000 Go down.
00:09:37.000 I want to see what her name is.
00:09:37.000 I keep forgetting it.
00:09:39.000 She looks exactly like Scary Perry from Windy City Heat. 0.98
00:09:42.000 She really does.
00:09:43.000 Her name is. 0.96
00:09:45.000 I don't know why I started chiming in before knowing her.
00:09:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:09:49.000 You said her name is, and then you thought, I'll find it as her name is comes out of my mouth.
00:09:55.000 Remember actors like Ron Perlman smeared as a Nazi, a veteran of the Marine Corps and double amputee who now works for ICE as a computer forensic analyst.
00:10:03.000 Because of the Iron Cross tattoo on his arm, after Perlman and others spread the false claim far and wide, ICE issued a tweet clarifying that the tattoo is a symbol of his platoon in Afghanistan.
00:10:15.000 You know, the place where he had his legs blown off fighting for you?
00:10:20.000 Anyway, what's her name?
00:10:22.000 Talia Lavin.
00:10:23.000 Levin.
00:10:23.000 Talia Lavin.
00:10:24.000 Too close to Mark Levin for my liking.
00:10:27.000 I hope they're not related by some illiterates who wrote down their name wrong in the ledger at Ellis Island.
00:10:37.000 But this is a big deal.
00:10:38.000 So she's the fact checker at Media Matters now, which explains everything.
00:10:41.000 Media Matters watches every show I'm on, and they don't want to get sued.
00:10:44.000 So what they do is they show this face, and then they show the video clip, like what I'm saying now, and then they transcribe it verbatim.
00:10:53.000 In other words, they're my publicists.
00:10:55.000 Thank you, Media Matters, for spreading my show, doing commercials for my show.
00:11:00.000 I appreciate it.
00:11:00.000 But anyway, these klutzes, these incompetent boobs, these Bigfoot chasers who are convinced Nazis lurk around every corner, totally blind to Islam, totally blind to Muslim terrorism, totally blind to, say, the race war going on in Southern California,
00:11:16.000 where Mexican gangs are murdering blacks solely based on their race, totally oblivious to things like the black abortion rate and how abortion is committing cultural and ethnic genocide, racial genocide, ethnocide against black people. 0.68
00:11:33.000 No, none of that.
00:11:34.000 Nothing about welfare shattering the black family.
00:11:36.000 Nothing about black on black crime.
00:11:38.000 Nothing about real black issues.
00:11:40.000 Just someone made an unfortunate comment when they were drunk at a party 13 years ago.
00:11:46.000 That's what Media Matters and the SPLC and all these groups do.
00:11:49.000 And the Nazis they're chasing don't exist.
00:11:51.000 That's why I call them Bigfoot chasers.
00:11:54.000 So she is now assigned head of Bigfoot Chasing at Media Matters.
00:12:03.000 What a ship of fools you all are.
00:12:07.000 And by the way, this is a trend.
00:12:10.000 We have Facebook and Google hiring the SPLC to find them more big feet. 1.00
00:12:17.000 And CNN, they're asking CNN.
00:12:20.000 Oliver Darcy from CNN goes, I can help you Facebook.
00:12:24.000 Let's censor InfoWars.
00:12:25.000 That's fake news.
00:12:26.000 Someone from CNN is accusing someone else of being fake news and saying they need to be censored.
00:12:32.000 And it might work.
00:12:33.000 You know what's really going on here, of course.
00:12:35.000 What's really going on is they believe the left believes that social media is responsible for Trump's victory.
00:12:41.000 They want to make sure it doesn't happen again.
00:12:43.000 And Facebook and Google want to keep everyone happy because they want to keep their shareholders happy.
00:12:48.000 So they don't care about truth.
00:12:49.000 They just go, what's this latest hysteria?
00:12:51.000 We think that conservatives are dominating too much social media.
00:12:54.000 So we're going to call it fake news and we want you to stop it.
00:12:58.000 Okay, whatever the customer Wants speaking of war zones, we have Lauren Southern in Australia, and Lauren Southern is brave.
00:13:09.000 She did a video where she went and asked people if Lauren Southern should be killed, where many people she spoke to said yes.
00:13:14.000 Some were kinder, though.
00:13:15.000 Some said just string her up, some just want to beat her. 1.00
00:13:18.000 And so at this particular rally, she went over, don't start it yet.
00:13:23.000 She went up to protesters outside, and she was surrounded by security, by the way, down there.
00:13:29.000 And she asked them, what's your problem?
00:13:32.000 Why do you hate me?
00:13:33.000 Why do you think we're living in a war zone?
00:13:35.000 And this is their response was, you're a racist dog.
00:13:40.000 I don't know.
00:13:41.000 Dog here means ugly.
00:13:43.000 But in Australia, I guess it means bitch. 0.92
00:13:46.000 Go ahead, Ryan.
00:13:49.000 I want to hear it.
00:13:50.000 Hey, Mars.
00:13:51.000 You are a crowned.
00:13:52.000 I'm a refugee.
00:13:54.000 Can I just ask why you're such a racist dog language?
00:13:58.000 Yeah.
00:13:58.000 Why I'm a racist dog.
00:13:59.000 What evidence do you have?
00:14:00.000 Can you just positively?
00:14:03.000 I call BS on you being a refugee. 1.00
00:14:06.000 I bet your parents are immigrants from India or something.
00:14:10.000 Maybe one parent is.
00:14:12.000 And you thought, well, I mean, India is a rough place.
00:14:16.000 And if they went back there, they could die.
00:14:19.000 So in that sense, I'm not really just an immigrant.
00:14:21.000 I'm kind of a refugee.
00:14:23.000 She's making it a subjective thing.
00:14:25.000 I'm kind of a refugee.
00:14:26.000 I was in Quebec, Canada, where English people are second-class citizens, and you can't prosper as an English company in a French province. 0.99
00:14:35.000 So I'm kind of a refugee.
00:14:38.000 Question mark.
00:14:41.000 Let's hear her argument.
00:14:44.000 No, you don't have any evidence.
00:14:49.000 I wanted this one bit of evidence.
00:14:56.000 I love one bit of evidence.
00:14:57.000 You're a race dog.
00:14:57.000 That's all.
00:14:58.000 Well, that's not a good idea.
00:15:01.000 The evidence is that you're yelling over of a refugee.
00:15:06.000 A refugee can tell me what a race is.
00:15:08.000 A refugee isn't a race.
00:15:12.000 Okay, what is a race?
00:15:13.000 Tell us what a race is.
00:15:14.000 Racism is a skin color. 0.90
00:15:16.000 It's a race.
00:15:17.000 Racist dog! 0.98
00:15:19.000 Racist dog! 0.98
00:15:20.000 Race this door! 0.98
00:15:23.000 Don't racism!
00:15:24.000 Race this door! 0.98
00:15:25.000 Don't do it!
00:15:26.000 You tell me what a race is!
00:15:29.000 All these people are f***ing Nazis.
00:15:30.000 They're all insane.
00:15:31.000 She asked for evidence. 0.56
00:15:32.000 They all dressed like shit.
00:15:33.000 They all dressed like shit.
00:15:35.000 They're all women. 1.00
00:15:36.000 Skin color, race is an ethnicity.
00:15:38.000 It was also said in list form, so she wasn't done.
00:15:41.000 Is race not an ethnicity in a skin color?
00:15:44.000 I'm confused here.
00:15:45.000 And by the way, us on the right here, we didn't bring up race.
00:15:48.000 We never wanted it to be a thing.
00:15:50.000 You guys made it a thing.
00:15:52.000 Our job applications don't include race.
00:15:54.000 You're the ones who said they secretly do.
00:15:56.000 You're the ones that put race on the table.
00:16:00.000 Oh my God, we barely begun this show.
00:16:02.000 It's almost over.
00:16:03.000 Okay, speaking of other stuff, shooter in Toronto, Muslim dude.
00:16:08.000 Actually, you know what?
00:16:08.000 I could push Ron till tomorrow because I need to get through all this.
00:16:13.000 So do you know about this?
00:16:14.000 There's actually video footage of it if you can find that dude.
00:16:19.000 I think it's on the next link, the CBC link.
00:16:23.000 Muslim guy had mentioned that he supports ISIS or ISIL, I believe they say.
00:16:30.000 He goes up to this restaurant, armed to the teeth, and just starts shooting into the, I don't know if it's a bar or a restaurant, shooting at them.
00:16:38.000 Kills, I think two people are dead now.
00:16:40.000 He shot nine people.
00:16:41.000 And you can see footage of it.
00:16:43.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:16:44.000 You think that's the footage?
00:16:46.000 No.
00:16:46.000 Okay, find the footage.
00:16:49.000 It's a dark shot.
00:16:51.000 I think someone's filming with their camera.
00:16:52.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:16:54.000 It's very spooky.
00:16:56.000 You only get one nanosecond of it.
00:16:57.000 Put it up, put it up, put it up.
00:17:03.000 There he is.
00:17:05.000 Was it from that car?
00:17:10.000 Jesus.
00:17:12.000 What's his name?
00:17:12.000 Fahil Mahad or something?
00:17:15.000 See if you can dig up his name.
00:17:16.000 Was it from that car?
00:17:19.000 But immediately, the left, this is how it always works with these Muslim shootings. 0.99
00:17:24.000 The left goes, it's a white man, it's an incel, it's a racist.
00:17:29.000 We need to stop this.
00:17:31.000 Some supermodel who has me, I'm saying supermodel, maybe she's not, she's just very pretty. 1.00
00:17:35.000 I think this Faisal Hussein.
00:17:37.000 Faisal Hussein.
00:17:38.000 I can only see her tiny avatar.
00:17:39.000 I have no idea who she is.
00:17:40.000 I assume she's a model, but I'm ugly.
00:17:43.000 Said that this is an example of white male rage.
00:17:47.000 We need to build a wall.
00:17:48.000 Of course, I'm known as the white male spokesman, so she said we'll get Gavin McInnes to pay for it.
00:17:54.000 Have you got that tweet that chick put up? 1.00
00:17:56.000 Put it up.
00:17:57.000 God, you're slow, Ryan, today.
00:17:59.000 What are you doing?
00:18:00.000 I got this.
00:18:01.000 Yeah, that's what I need.
00:18:02.000 No, go back.
00:18:04.000 Oh, Lord.
00:18:05.000 We need to put a ban on white men until we can figure out what's going on. 1.00
00:18:09.000 Christina Estima.
00:18:10.000 See if you can find her.
00:18:12.000 I'm blocked.
00:18:13.000 I don't know if you're logged into my Twitter there.
00:18:15.000 You probably are.
00:18:16.000 But see if you can find out what she looks like.
00:18:18.000 Now I care more about the fact that she's hot than I got off at a tangent. 0.99
00:18:24.000 She's hot. 1.00
00:18:25.000 Wow, that's my exact type.
00:18:27.000 My exact type doesn't like me.
00:18:33.000 That's nothing new.
00:18:35.000 And isn't it funny how there's so much intense scrutiny?
00:18:38.000 I just said that a second ago, but you see it with this case.
00:18:40.000 White male, white male, white male. 0.60
00:18:42.000 Then they find it's a Muslim.
00:18:43.000 No scrutiny.
00:18:44.000 The scrutiny ceases, and now it's just dumb, deaf, and blind.
00:18:48.000 So we go from Nazi glasses to blinders the second we find out it's a Muslim. 1.00
00:18:53.000 And by the way, the Torontonians over in Canada there are focused on mental illness.
00:18:58.000 He was mentally ill.
00:19:01.000 Okay, speaking of mentally ill, there is this guy.
00:19:06.000 They've caught him now.
00:19:07.000 Go to the bottom link.
00:19:08.000 He's been arrested.
00:19:09.000 He's a nutbar. 1.00
00:19:11.000 He's got a name like James Powell or something.
00:19:13.000 This guy is an ex-con.
00:19:15.000 So the next whole bunch of stories is all about this thing.
00:19:18.000 So this guy's an ex-con lunatic.
00:19:20.000 He's been to prison.
00:19:21.000 His neighbors had restraining orders on him.
00:19:23.000 He's insane.
00:19:24.000 And I don't know what happened with these two black girls, but he decided they must die.
00:19:29.000 So he stabbed them, killed one of them, stabbed two girls, sisters, and then totally heartlessly, just like staring at them, just wiped the blood off his knife.
00:19:39.000 So, a mental patient, right?
00:19:41.000 Do you want to play some of that?
00:19:42.000 Let's play some of it.
00:19:47.000 Availability here at the Rock Ridge station.
00:19:50.000 He told us the arrest was uneventful.
00:19:52.000 It's a very difficult run to a stage.
00:19:55.000 There he is.
00:19:59.000 John Cowell.
00:20:02.000 Okay.
00:20:03.000 So that's the guy.
00:20:04.000 Just a transient nut, right?
00:20:07.000 This rumor starts that it was a Proud Boy.
00:20:12.000 And this is based on a lie that the Proud Boys wanted to have a meetup at this place called Wrecking Co.
00:20:21.000 or something.
00:20:22.000 Go to the first link here.
00:20:23.000 Trump Supporter attacked in Oakland.
00:20:25.000 So there's this bar off Westing something.
00:20:28.000 I'll find it out in a second.
00:20:30.000 And they lied and said Proud Boys were trying to have a meetup there.
00:20:33.000 And then they started virtue signaling and said, no way are we going to do it.
00:20:38.000 Absolutely not.
00:20:39.000 They cannot stay at our bar.
00:20:42.000 And so they got all this publicity about it, but they threw us under the bus by pretending we were going to meet there.
00:20:49.000 And then the rumor became, well, they were going to meet there.
00:20:52.000 They probably planned to go stab some black people and then celebrate at a bar. 0.99
00:20:56.000 That's really what the rumor became.
00:20:59.000 Then it gets crazier.
00:21:00.000 So they have a big protest to stop this whole concept of a group of guys going out to stab black girls before they go celebrate for a beer.
00:21:09.000 You know, as men do.
00:21:10.000 They said they've had enough of that.
00:21:12.000 They don't like that.
00:21:12.000 Again, no concern about the brutal black on black crime in Oakland, but they finally start caring when a mythical group does it for fun.
00:21:22.000 So this club got publicity, but then there's these other dudes that like Trump that I think were hanging out at a bar nearby and they've got a USA shirts on.
00:21:33.000 They get attacked by this mob because this mob believes this rumor and thinks they're the Proud Boys.
00:21:39.000 We are living in a war zone.
00:21:42.000 How did this rumor get so insane?
00:21:44.000 Play some of that.
00:21:45.000 This is them now chasing these guys who have no idea what the hell anyone's talking about.
00:21:51.000 Look at this.
00:21:51.000 Stop stabbing black girls.
00:21:53.000 I didn't.
00:21:54.000 Get out of the Proud Boys.
00:21:55.000 They didn't stab her and I'm not in the gang.
00:21:58.000 The club.
00:21:59.000 Look at this.
00:22:01.000 Several men ID'd as Proud Boys.
00:22:03.000 By whom?
00:22:04.000 Cops intervene.
00:22:05.000 Naya Wilson.
00:22:06.000 That's the name of the girl.
00:22:07.000 And then the hashtag is say her name.
00:22:10.000 Here, there's a picture of the guy attacked.
00:22:12.000 Poor bastard.
00:22:13.000 He's just walking down the street in a USA shirt.
00:22:16.000 Click on that.
00:22:17.000 They attacked for no reason.
00:22:20.000 We're not going to get to Ron.
00:22:25.000 Go ahead.
00:22:27.000 Yeah, pull it up.
00:22:29.000 I'd rather you pull up the wrong thing and we could say that's not it.
00:22:32.000 That acts like a teaser.
00:22:33.000 A member of the white supremacist wrong group, the Proud Boys, wrong, he's not a member, showed up for their visit and got dealt with.
00:22:42.000 Also, Twitter, do your thing and find out all his info.
00:22:47.000 Judge and jury, trial just happened and he is beaten for stabbing poor Nia Wilson.
00:22:55.000 And now that we found out who it was and the police, actually go back to that original clip where we were making the Tony Soprano joke.
00:23:03.000 The difficult situation, train station.
00:23:07.000 No, the news clip.
00:23:09.000 It's the last one.
00:23:10.000 It says he's been arrested.
00:23:11.000 He's an up bar.
00:23:12.000 I feel comfortable saying, you know, identifying clips because Howard Stern says it on his show and he says it's clip 32.
00:23:21.000 Okay, now jump forward.
00:23:23.000 Earlier, Cal was the first time at the Colisea died from her stab wounds.
00:23:27.000 Kaiser and Richmond fall restraint.
00:23:30.000 Was that on parole?
00:23:31.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:23:32.000 That's the guy, by the way.
00:23:33.000 I'm responsible for him, according to the lunatics on the left.
00:23:36.000 No, keep playing it.
00:23:38.000 Turn it up, too.
00:23:39.000 I can't hear.
00:23:39.000 To Sunday night stabbing, police still don't have a motive.
00:23:42.000 We haven't connected him with any type of radical group or white supremacist group or anything like that.
00:23:50.000 That's kind of good.
00:23:52.000 We're still the white supremacist group.
00:23:54.000 But of course, the story will instantly die.
00:23:57.000 And oh, oh, by the way, that during that protest, they went to that bar.
00:24:01.000 What's the name of the bar?
00:24:02.000 We got to find out the bar.
00:24:03.000 I just tweeted them a second ago.
00:24:04.000 It's like Wrecking Co.
00:24:06.000 or something, Westinghouse.
00:24:09.000 They went in, so this rally gets going.
00:24:11.000 All these people are there to say, don't stab girls, which who knew that was a thing. 0.98
00:24:16.000 I thought it was okay to stab people.
00:24:18.000 They go into the restaurant, the bar.
00:24:21.000 They walk in there.
00:24:22.000 It's my most recent tweet, Ryan.
00:24:25.000 They walk in there and they look around for fascists.
00:24:28.000 Hmm, I don't see any fascists.
00:24:31.000 And then they leave and they come out and they go, there's no fascists in there.
00:24:34.000 And then everyone cheers.
00:24:40.000 What?
00:24:42.000 What are you talking about?
00:24:43.000 What are you talking about?
00:24:45.000 This has become normal now.
00:24:46.000 Oh, and this is a great...
00:24:52.000 Make Westing.
00:24:53.000 Click on the Make Westing link.
00:24:55.000 There's me trying to explain everything.
00:24:57.000 And what's the bar called?
00:25:00.000 Westing.
00:25:01.000 Make Westing?
00:25:03.000 No, that's the 12th.
00:25:03.000 Oh, MakeWesting.com.
00:25:04.000 So I think it's Make Westing.
00:25:06.000 Okay.
00:25:07.000 Westing, I think, is the actual name.
00:25:09.000 But this keeps going.
00:25:11.000 So now, it's just accept.
00:25:13.000 This goes back to the Griffin, by the way, which I'm suing.
00:25:15.000 I'm suing the Griffin bar for kicking out those Proud Boys because California is very strict about political bias in the service industry for some reason.
00:25:22.000 I think it goes back to communists, so we're going to be frying them.
00:25:26.000 But check out the quality of journalism.
00:25:28.000 There's something going on here with this sort of affirmative action where they have to get their female writers up. 1.00
00:25:33.000 So they end up with all affirmative action.
00:25:35.000 You end up with less qualified people.
00:25:36.000 So there's all these lazy female writers who will just plagiarize each other and just barf out a bunch of lies just to meet their deadline. 1.00
00:25:47.000 And they're becoming mainstream news.
00:25:49.000 So we talk about fake news all the time.
00:25:51.000 It's not really just people lying with an agenda.
00:25:54.000 It's also very lazy, terrible writers who are doing a job they shouldn't do.
00:25:59.000 Now, this has great design, by the way.
00:26:01.000 The graphics are cool.
00:26:02.000 What to do when Proud Boys and other hate groups, libel, show up at your bar?
00:26:09.000 And they got a pretty good picture, and I like the graphics on this site, but the writing here is just shocking.
00:26:14.000 Last weekend, the Griffin Bar in LA was home to a hate meetup for the Prowboys, blah, blah, blah, blah, created by me. 0.99
00:26:20.000 When word spread the Proud Boys planned to congregate at the Giffin, first through texts and then across social media, a group of leftist protesters led by comedian Josh Andruski came to the bar.
00:26:29.000 Upon their arrival, Andruski and his peers intended to ask the staff to make the Proud Boys leave.
00:26:35.000 But when a bartender denied their request, not much of a plan remained other than the desire to call out the Proud Boys and be allies for the people of color in the establishment.
00:26:46.000 This is like, this is just some dumb sight.
00:26:48.000 But you'll read this on the Daily Mirror.
00:26:49.000 You read this on even the New York Post has been infiltrated by these lazy slobs. 1.00
00:26:54.000 Eventually, chaos ensued with Androwski's girlfriend, Madison McCabe, being pushed to the ground by a Proud Boy when she tried to prevent him from approaching Androtsky.
00:27:02.000 In retaliation, Androwski took off the Proud Boy's Make America Great Again hat and threw it outside.
00:27:08.000 That's not even close to the truth.
00:27:10.000 This guy came up and said, take off your hat.
00:27:12.000 The guy said, no.
00:27:13.000 He grabbed the hat and took it off his head.
00:27:16.000 The dude with the hat went to get it.
00:27:17.000 The girlfriend pushed him and he said, get out of my way and shoved her as he got his hat back. 1.00
00:27:24.000 But I just want you to see, because sometimes I'll have liberal friends and they go, dude, I read this thing about you.
00:27:28.000 It's really messed up.
00:27:29.000 And I go, please click on the girl who wrote it.
00:27:33.000 Just please do that.
00:27:34.000 Just so you know who's influencing you.
00:27:36.000 And the writer of this article is named Tierney Finster.
00:27:42.000 She's a contributing writer at MEL.
00:27:44.000 She last wrote about forced orgasms, the consensual fetish getting women off more than they knew possible.
00:27:53.000 What the hell does that mean?
00:27:55.000 Isn't that just a good orgasm?
00:27:57.000 Forced orgasms.
00:27:59.000 Wait a minute.
00:27:59.000 I didn't know it was going to be this good.
00:28:01.000 Slow it down.
00:28:03.000 But go to her website, Tierney Finster, and check out her modeling. 0.99
00:28:07.000 She's apparently a model. 1.00
00:28:09.000 Okay.
00:28:09.000 Well, I know models are dumb.
00:28:11.000 It's in the links, genius.
00:28:15.000 Everything I say, when I say go to something, I mean it's in the email with the links.
00:28:19.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:28:20.000 Look at her.
00:28:21.000 This is her modeling.
00:28:22.000 Now, I know models are known as stupid, but it's usually because they're so pretty, they never had to work or read books. 1.00
00:28:29.000 They're always invited to fun parties.
00:28:30.000 Now we have ugly models that are stupid. 1.00
00:28:33.000 This is a new one.
00:28:35.000 Can we see some of her shots?
00:28:36.000 They're really gorgeous.
00:28:38.000 There she is.
00:28:39.000 Okay, that one's actually not bad, but keep going.
00:28:41.000 They get real good.
00:28:43.000 Keep going.
00:28:44.000 More, more, more.
00:28:45.000 Scroll way down, way down.
00:28:48.000 Yeah, now we're cooking.
00:28:49.000 Look at that one.
00:28:50.000 Look at that one.
00:28:56.000 I'm a model.
00:28:58.000 Well, you are posing for a photograph.
00:29:00.000 I guess that meets the dictionary definition.
00:29:02.000 There she is doing more modeling. 0.88
00:29:06.000 I'm a surfer.
00:29:08.000 I mean, I've tried surfing.
00:29:10.000 I didn't do a good job, but I was on a surfboard going like that, so that's surfing.
00:29:14.000 A surfer is one who surfs.
00:29:16.000 I'm a surfer.
00:29:17.000 Look at that one.
00:29:18.000 Oh, my Lord.
00:29:19.000 Those breasts are really not doing anything for her. 1.00
00:29:24.000 Let's eat some more while we're at it, while we're fat shaming.
00:29:28.000 Anyway, this is who writes these articles.
00:29:31.000 Mental cases.
00:29:33.000 Absolute mental cases.
00:29:37.000 God, she's fat. 1.00
00:29:39.000 Look at her there. 0.98
00:29:41.000 Wow.
00:29:43.000 Hey, can you tell me the news, please?
00:29:47.000 Can you report on what's happening in the world?
00:29:49.000 You seem to know.
00:29:51.000 Look at that, Brittany Spears. 0.68
00:29:53.000 This is the person writing these articles.
00:29:56.000 Can you tell me about what racism is and what to do when a white supremacist shows up at your bar?
00:30:01.000 You seem to know a lot about stuff.
00:30:03.000 There she is doing a conference call with some billionaires in Saudi Arabia.
00:30:11.000 This reminds me, by the way, of the woman with the largest ass. 1.00
00:30:14.000 Have you seen this?
00:30:15.000 That's the best one, though.
00:30:16.000 Where is she there? 0.64
00:30:18.000 Oh, I can't see because the camera's in the way.
00:30:19.000 What is she holding by her face?
00:30:21.000 Oh, a chocolate bunny?
00:30:24.000 They said, we want you to feel erotic and to show some real sincerity.
00:30:27.000 What's something you think about all the time?
00:30:30.000 I guess chocolate?
00:30:31.000 Okay, we'll get some chocolate.
00:30:32.000 Can we get some chocolate on the set, please?
00:30:34.000 Maybe a cheeseburger.
00:30:40.000 And these are our enemies.
00:30:42.000 These lunatics, these self-indulgent lunatics who just make stuff up, make stuff up as they go along.
00:30:51.000 Oh, yeah, so this reminded me of this woman who has, she's trying to have the biggest ass in the world. 1.00
00:30:56.000 What's her name again?
00:30:58.000 She's a Swedish model. 0.61
00:30:59.000 Natasha Crown.
00:31:00.000 Natasha Crown.
00:31:01.000 Let's show some video of Natasha Crown with the largest butt on earth. 1.00
00:31:06.000 What is going on with that?
00:31:08.000 Just keep it.
00:31:12.000 Oh, you got something else going on in the background there, Genie Ars.
00:31:15.000 That's Genie Ars. 0.99
00:31:16.000 Sorry.
00:31:16.000 Is that implants?
00:31:18.000 Does she have a giant ass and also implants? 1.00
00:31:22.000 That looks natural to me.
00:31:24.000 No?
00:31:25.000 I disagree.
00:31:26.000 Now, there's natural and there's natural.
00:31:28.000 She has an obscenely large ass, but I also think there's stuff in it. 1.00
00:31:33.000 Aren't they supposed to be more round than that?
00:31:35.000 It looks like there's chunks.
00:31:36.000 It does look like chunky blobby.
00:31:37.000 It looks like there's some luggage in there.
00:31:40.000 Yes.
00:31:40.000 What?
00:31:41.000 Who likes the luggage?
00:31:43.000 Look at that thing. 0.92
00:31:45.000 Wow.
00:31:46.000 It looks like she got some constipation.
00:31:49.000 But click on that article about having the largest bum because they have this other black woman. 1.00
00:31:54.000 Actually, do that on your own time.
00:31:55.000 I don't want to waste people's time.
00:31:56.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:31:57.000 That's the Swedish glamour model we just saw. 1.00
00:32:00.000 But if you scroll down, there's a video.
00:32:04.000 Oh, Lord.
00:32:07.000 She's writing articles about Proud Boys and how you have to watch out.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, click on that one.
00:32:11.000 But it's going to be a commercial first, I bet.
00:32:13.000 If so, go away from it.
00:32:17.000 There we go.
00:32:19.000 Look at that.
00:32:20.000 They are very happy with that.
00:32:22.000 I personally, maybe it's a cultural thing.
00:32:25.000 I find that a bit much.
00:32:26.000 But I understand other cultures, they're very hooked on the look. 0.87
00:32:33.000 Can we hear some of that?
00:32:36.000 I like to put my value in my life.
00:32:39.000 I feel like a person who is sexy.
00:32:42.000 I put it like that.
00:32:43.000 Is that France?
00:32:44.000 I can't tell if it's France or Africa anymore.
00:32:46.000 It's like the World Cup.
00:32:48.000 You don't know who to root for.
00:32:49.000 Is this France or Africa? 0.97
00:32:51.000 I honestly don't know.
00:32:55.000 Anyway, that's enough.
00:32:57.000 Enough being mean to fat people.
00:32:59.000 Well, someone likes them.
00:33:02.000 By the way, speaking of lunatics, this is kind of an oldie but a goodie.
00:33:06.000 This is a Spanish woman who identifies as a cartoon. 1.00
00:33:10.000 She's not dressed up as a cartoon.
00:33:12.000 She is a cartoon.
00:33:15.000 This is also who were I know what you're thinking.
00:33:19.000 It's not a distraction.
00:33:21.000 I'm a character.
00:33:23.000 What you're thinking?
00:33:25.000 No.
00:33:25.000 I'm like that.
00:33:25.000 You can see a pretty girl in there somewhere.
00:33:27.000 It's kind of like really fat girls. 1.00
00:33:29.000 You can see the pretty girl.
00:33:30.000 If you look just right here, you see there's a sane person in there somewhere.
00:33:39.000 Yeah, everyone in Tokyo got together and had an intervention.
00:33:44.000 I have to listen to that voice all the time.
00:33:47.000 What about when she has dinner?
00:33:49.000 All right, that's enough of that.
00:33:53.000 Finally, how are we doing for time?
00:33:55.000 We went way over, didn't we?
00:33:57.000 We're at 34.
00:33:59.000 Okay, that's good.
00:34:00.000 So we're going to push Ron till tomorrow.
00:34:02.000 Sorry, Ronnie.
00:34:04.000 That's a big talk show thing, too.
00:34:06.000 We didn't get to them.
00:34:07.000 Remember, Jimmy Kimmel made his chops by pretending that he was going to have Matt Damon on, and he couldn't do it.
00:34:14.000 All right, there's a new trend going on where the right is exposing the left's pedophilia.
00:34:21.000 And what they're really doing is playing dirty pool.
00:34:25.000 Now, we just saw Proud Boys get attacked, or no, random dude with a USA flag get attacked based on a lie, right?
00:34:34.000 So we are enduring this insane scrutiny that goes way back to punishing us for the worst thing we've ever said.
00:34:42.000 It goes way beyond that.
00:34:45.000 It goes way beyond punishing us for things we have said.
00:34:49.000 It's even worse than that.
00:34:50.000 Now it's punishing other people for things we didn't even say.
00:34:55.000 That's how far they've gone.
00:34:57.000 So you know what we're doing now and Cernovich is leading this?
00:35:00.000 How about you stand up to some scrutiny?
00:35:02.000 And I'm not talking about lies.
00:35:04.000 I'm going to find things you actually did.
00:35:07.000 And I used to be all about free speech and I used to be Mr. Kuhl with everything.
00:35:11.000 But I am going to go back over the things you've done and analyze your transgressions.
00:35:17.000 And guess what?
00:35:18.000 The left can't hack it because they have been indulging themselves with reckless abandon for years.
00:35:25.000 Now they know they can't be racist, but kids for some reason are off the table.
00:35:28.000 And I honestly believe a lot of liberals, they don't see kids the way you and I see kids.
00:35:33.000 Like yesterday I was at the baseball game and I was going to see the Mets play the Padres and this Dominican kind of a dude, black guy, Hispanic guy, was next to me with this kid.
00:35:43.000 And this kid comes over and he's eating a lollipop, a freezy, whatever, popsicle.
00:35:48.000 And I think most liberals would just go, look, you have your seat.
00:35:52.000 What is he doing in my seat?
00:35:53.000 But I see the little guy and I go, what's up, buddy?
00:35:55.000 And I give him a little high five.
00:35:57.000 And I enjoy his company.
00:35:58.000 I don't resent kids.
00:35:59.000 I wish they were everywhere.
00:36:00.000 I wish kids were just milling around everywhere.
00:36:03.000 They're pleasant.
00:36:04.000 They're fun.
00:36:04.000 It's fun to get, and they're always up for a high five.
00:36:07.000 Well, 95% of the time, they'll give you a high five.
00:36:11.000 But I think that the left sees kids differently and they like making fun of them.
00:36:17.000 They have no sanctity when it comes to kids.
00:36:19.000 Now, I know that these pedophile jokes that Cernovich caught these liberals saying are jokes, but I don't have to, I can pretend I don't know they're jokes because they started this war and we're in a war zone.
00:36:31.000 So let's start in order with Dan Harmon, who he tried to make the most offensive pilot he possibly could.
00:36:38.000 And it is a fake baby rape video.
00:36:42.000 Now, if you'd asked me two years ago, I'd say leave Dan Harmon alone.
00:36:45.000 He did a sketch that was supposed to be the most offensive pilot ever, where he's a guy named Daryl who breaks into someone's house, goes up to their crib, and rubs his penis on their plastic doll.
00:36:56.000 I'd say, yes, it's an offensive joke, but let jokes be.
00:36:59.000 It's art.
00:37:00.000 No, not anymore.
00:37:01.000 Now I want Dan Harmon to be fired for making this joke.
00:37:04.000 I want them to suffer the way we've suffered.
00:37:07.000 We are in a war zone.
00:37:09.000 So Dan Harmon is getting fried for that sketch.
00:37:13.000 Also, Cernovich just got James Gunn fired.
00:37:16.000 James Gunn was the guy who did Guardians of the Galaxy, and he made really inappropriate jokes about babies.
00:37:25.000 Do you have any of them there?
00:37:26.000 See if you can dig one up.
00:37:27.000 It's probably in that one.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, these are the James Gunn jokes.
00:37:31.000 Actually, I don't think I've read many of them before.
00:37:34.000 This one is harsh.
00:37:35.000 I like it when little boys touch me in my silly place.
00:37:37.000 Shh.
00:37:38.000 How is that a joke?
00:37:40.000 Photo shoot with blah, blah, blah, trying to maintain chubs so I look impressive in the photos.
00:37:44.000 I guess those are young girls.
00:37:45.000 Yeeks.
00:37:47.000 The Hardy Boys.
00:37:48.000 What does that say?
00:37:49.000 The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of What It Feels Like When Uncle Bernie f ⁇ s me.
00:37:54.000 Wow.
00:37:55.000 Yeah.
00:37:55.000 So when I started out this, I was saying, I get that some of these are jokes and I used to not care about jokes.
00:38:00.000 But even within the paradigm of these are jokes, those are really weird jokes.
00:38:04.000 All right.
00:38:04.000 So now we look at Michael Ian Black and Patton Oswald.
00:38:09.000 They're next on the chopping block.
00:38:12.000 And James Gunn, sorry, Cernovich and the right in general is going after these two sanctimonious turrets.
00:38:19.000 Patton Oswald used to be a friend of mine, and he just got Trump derangement syndrome.
00:38:23.000 Try to see, go through that article and find some of the quotes.
00:38:27.000 Among the Oswald tweets that Cernovich highlighted on Friday was a 2013 post reading, let Nambla members F anyone they want.
00:38:35.000 Am I so crazy for wanting my kid to grow up in a safer world?
00:38:39.000 I don't even get that joke.
00:38:41.000 Nambla is the natural all-male boy love association. 0.96
00:38:45.000 So Oswald is saying that he wants Nambla to be able to have sex with kids because it's a safer world. 0.84
00:38:51.000 Again, I started out saying, look, I get that these are jokes, but let's punish them the way they punished us.
00:38:55.000 Now that I'm seeing them, I don't really see them as jokes.
00:38:59.000 And then Sarah Silverman is in trouble too.
00:39:01.000 She had one.
00:39:02.000 Do you have that one?
00:39:04.000 And Sarah Silverman, by the way, said, she used me when she was being criticized.
00:39:08.000 She said, Look, it's a joke.
00:39:09.000 Have you ever talked to Gavin McInnes, the founder of Proud Boys?
00:39:13.000 He'd make jokes like that all the time.
00:39:15.000 I don't recall pedophile jokes.
00:39:17.000 That's a bit rich.
00:39:18.000 What was Sarah's?
00:39:20.000 It's the last one there.
00:39:24.000 Right after the Michael Ian Black thing.
00:39:28.000 Supposed to have all these up.
00:39:32.000 It's the last one, you buffoon.
00:39:36.000 Oh, it's the last one on that already.
00:39:37.000 Yeah.
00:39:38.000 When I say last one, it's because I'm looking at my notes.
00:39:44.000 Oh my god, where's my email?
00:39:46.000 You opened it.
00:39:48.000 Your email should be open!
00:39:54.000 Hi.
00:39:55.000 Welcome to the show.
00:39:58.000 Now you're typing in what?
00:40:01.000 I sent you this email, Ryan!
00:40:04.000 Now you're opening your email?
00:40:06.000 What did you print this from?
00:40:08.000 My email.
00:40:09.000 Oh, my email!
00:40:10.000 We'll get that email!
00:40:12.000 Okay.
00:40:12.000 Wait, wait, wait, not that, no.
00:40:14.000 Oh, my Lord in heaven, Jesus Christ.
00:40:17.000 I said, get all the links up, ready.
00:40:19.000 This is the last link.
00:40:21.000 The last thing you had to do.
00:40:23.000 Yes.
00:40:23.000 Oh, there he is.
00:40:25.000 I got it.
00:40:26.000 He got it.
00:40:27.000 All he had to do was log into his email where I send the notes for the show.
00:40:32.000 Okay, got it.
00:40:34.000 This has been worth it.
00:40:36.000 Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move?
00:40:39.000 I'm going to need a quick answer on this.
00:40:40.000 Okay, that.
00:40:41.000 That is an example of a joke that I would have let go a long time ago, but now we're in a war zone.
00:40:47.000 So, sorry, Sarah.
00:40:49.000 I want you to be pilloried for that.
00:40:50.000 You're pilloring everyone else.
00:40:54.000 And as far as the other jokes go, the Michael Ian Black and James Gunn ones, I didn't know they were so horrible.
00:41:01.000 So now I think even open-minded pre-war zone me would have had a problem with those.
00:41:06.000 And this final example, this is my alma mater, Vice, getting little kids to tell dirty jokes.
00:41:13.000 I don't understand this.
00:41:15.000 And, you know, you'd never have a black guy telling a racist joke.
00:41:18.000 They'd never do that in a billion years.
00:41:21.000 But for some reason, and I think it's because abortion is so prevalent and these people don't have kids anymore, I think kids are just sort of like garbage to these people.
00:41:32.000 They don't like when you and I, when dads see kids, we go, what an angel.
00:41:36.000 Like when you walk around a Puerto Rican neighborhood and they see your kid, because they all have kids, they go, oh, God bless you, God bless you.
00:41:42.000 Like they appreciate it.
00:41:43.000 They go, oh, look, a little kid.
00:41:44.000 Those are so cute.
00:41:45.000 I love those things.
00:41:46.000 But when these childless pro-abortion people see kids, they go, let's throw it, make it do a trick, and then tell it to get lost.
00:41:55.000 So this is kids telling dirty jokes.
00:41:58.000 They have a whole slew of these, by the way.
00:41:59.000 Why did God invent yeast infections?
00:42:01.000 Why?
00:42:02.000 So women know what it's like to live with annoying f ⁇ . 1.00
00:42:07.000 How do you spell me?
00:42:09.000 M-E. 0.69
00:42:10.000 You forgot the D. There is no D in me.
00:42:13.000 Not yet.
00:42:16.000 Just pause.
00:42:16.000 If you hear the laughing in there, that's what I'm talking about.
00:42:19.000 Those guys laughing.
00:42:20.000 And keep watching because the last one is brutal.
00:42:24.000 I don't even know if I can show that.
00:42:25.000 You're not your wife. 1.00
00:42:26.000 What?
00:42:27.000 Your job sucks.
00:42:30.000 Was your joke?
00:42:31.000 That's great.
00:42:31.000 I fit it in the microwave.
00:42:32.000 What?
00:42:34.000 I don't know.
00:42:34.000 I close my eyes when I masturbate.
00:42:36.000 Just pause.
00:42:37.000 That was, what does it look like when you put a baby in a microwave?
00:42:40.000 I don't know.
00:42:41.000 I close my eyes when I masturbate.
00:42:43.000 But it gets worse.
00:42:45.000 Go to the end.
00:42:47.000 What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
00:42:49.000 What?
00:42:50.000 I guess just trying to fit in.
00:42:55.000 Look at that kid.
00:42:58.000 The worst thing about being a pedophile is just trying to fit in.
00:43:01.000 Obviously, a play on words there with the actual sex act that pedophiles go through when they rape boys like that nine-year-old boy.
00:43:08.000 So Tommy Robinson should be in jail for pointing out rape because, and child rape, because, but then at the same time, child rape's funny.
00:43:15.000 Child rape's not a big deal. 0.99
00:43:16.000 I guess the thing that Tommy Robinson and that video have in common is that child rape is not a big deal.
00:43:21.000 Well, child rape is a big deal, I'm afraid.
00:43:24.000 And Tommy Robinson doesn't deserve to be in prison.
00:43:26.000 These comedians do.
00:43:27.000 And Ryan does for not being able to access his email.
00:43:31.000 I found the tweet in question right at, like, just now.
00:43:35.000 The Sarah Silverman one.
00:43:37.000 Very late.
00:43:38.000 No, no, we read it out.
00:43:39.000 I know, I know.
00:43:40.000 But don't think you're going to change that in editing and make it look like it was fast because we're keeping all that in.
00:43:45.000 But I found out why it was where it was.
00:43:48.000 I don't care.
00:43:48.000 No one cares.
00:43:49.000 Okay.