Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 26, 2018


Ep 161 | Who Is America?| Get Off My Lawn

Topics
illegals in New Yorks waterboarding kit meeting better people in America school shootings and guns
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Sasha Barrett Cohen Joe Walsh John Spencer Sarah Palin Ryan Katsu-Rivera Michael Ian Black Borat Bernie Sanders Chelsea Clinton Javid Shah Kurt Metzger Elmos Trump Billy Wayne Ruddick Jennifer Aniston Louis Zampurini Richard Pryor Patton Oswalt Sherrod Small Damien Hirst and 14 more
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43 minutes

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7,198

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704

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Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

118

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Hate speech

32

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On today's episode of Who Is America, Sarah Palin is on ABC News, and she's angry about the way she was treated in an interview with a new audience, and we're here to talk about it. Also, we're talking about Halloween, gun control, and why you should have a Wii gun for kids.

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00:00:43.000 Get your bloody computer off of the my desk there, Ryan. 1.00
00:00:49.000 Jesus Christ, pal. 0.99
00:00:51.000 Hello, I'm an old Scottish guy.
00:00:54.000 I'm Figlasco, and you should do silly things around me because I'm different. 0.97
00:01:00.000 Like, show us your bum. 0.96
00:01:03.000 And maybe have a Wii gun for kids.
00:01:06.000 Can you do that?
00:01:08.000 Can you point a gun at the camera and pretend that it's for kiddies?
00:01:16.000 It kills the illusion, right?
00:01:17.000 I didn't know that wasn't you.
00:01:19.000 Oh, you thought an old man came in the studio?
00:01:21.000 I think all you can do is just sort of go like...
00:01:21.000 Yes.
00:01:24.000 Like a...
00:01:26.000 Ugh! 0.97
00:01:27.000 Mmmmm.
00:01:31.000 Or just sitting there in silence?
00:01:32.000 It's so hot, though.
00:01:33.000 That's convincing.
00:01:35.000 That's one of the worst parts about Halloween and costumes is masks are so hot and plasticky.
00:01:40.000 And then I hate when people take them off, you know?
00:01:45.000 And they just have like the chewbacca head on their head and then they have a normal head. 0.89
00:01:49.000 So when you're planning your Halloween costume, this is the Halloween episode.
00:01:53.000 When you're planning your Halloween costume, please think about something you can wear all night.
00:02:00.000 That's my new pet peeve is people removing their costumes.
00:02:04.000 Like even the second, when my wife and I go out, she dresses up all fancy, and then the second she gets home, she's into the Lululemons and the socks or whatever.
00:02:14.000 No socks, just Lululemons in a t-shirt.
00:02:15.000 I'm like, can't you walk around the house in the dress and the heels?
00:02:19.000 Same with Fox News.
00:02:21.000 The second that comes, the camera stops, boom, on goes the flats.
00:02:25.000 High heels in the purse. 0.91
00:02:27.000 Anyway, you would hate Times Square.
00:02:30.000 Because the Elmos, the Cookie Monsters, they never have their heads on. 0.95
00:02:33.000 Yeah, those illegals, illegal Elmos. 1.00
00:02:39.000 They always talk about ice and cleaning up illegals. 0.94
00:02:43.000 I promise you, 100% of the MOS, the characters I talk to on the streets of New York, are illegal aliens. 0.94
00:02:52.000 None of them even speak English.
00:02:55.000 I'm talking the Hulk.
00:02:56.000 I'm talking Elmo, all of those people. 0.93
00:02:58.000 Every time you go there, the Spider-Man is an exception, and that's usually a black guy. 1.00
00:03:02.000 Spider-Man are black men. 0.90
00:03:04.000 I think because you've got to be in good shape to wear that costume, and the illegals tend to be a little chubby. 1.00
00:03:09.000 That's my only theory.
00:03:10.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:03:11.000 They're naturally ripped.
00:03:12.000 You can tell by the Spider-Man's nose that he's not a white guy.
00:03:18.000 So a long time ago, I said that Sasha Baron Cohen is right, and we should enjoy it when he makes fun of the right, because a lot of the right we don't like.
00:03:30.000 We don't like the swamp.
00:03:31.000 We don't like the entrenched GOP.
00:03:34.000 And I felt bad about that after because I've always said, screw morality. 1.00
00:03:40.000 Let's be hypocrites. 0.99
00:03:41.000 Let's be petty. 1.00
00:03:41.000 Let's attack. 1.00
00:03:43.000 So I wanted to try to be fair.
00:03:46.000 Actually, let me explain this.
00:03:48.000 I want to be unfair now because we're at war.
00:03:51.000 We're in a war.
00:03:52.000 But I don't want to be too unfair.
00:03:54.000 I don't want to go too far off the rails. 1.00
00:03:57.000 So if there's an excuse for these people acting like idiots, then I want to give them the benefit of the doubt. 1.00
00:04:04.000 And if there isn't, then, you know, let them go. 1.00
00:04:08.000 If someone actually said that three-year-olds should have guns, then I'm not going to sit here and defend that guy, look like a fool. 0.99
00:04:15.000 And I should enjoy him being lampooned.
00:04:17.000 So there's been so much talk on either side about Sasha Baron's new show, Sasha Baron Cohen's new show, Who Is America, that I wanted to just really examine it with you together.
00:04:28.000 Let's watch it together.
00:04:29.000 But before we do, let's look at some of the comments.
00:04:32.000 So Sarah Palin was on the show.
00:04:35.000 She's very angry about the way she was treated, and she sat down with ABC News to discuss.
00:04:42.000 Let's have a little bite of that cherry cake.
00:04:46.000 Well, it was proposed to me as a legitimate interview to speak about veterans issues in our military and current events to a new audience.
00:04:54.000 It was supposed to be this big-time, Showtime documentary, and it was passed on to me by a speakers bureau, which, you know, I would assume had done some betting.
00:05:04.000 But, you know, this quote-unquote comedian is obviously very good at lying, at duping people, because look at the long list now since I've come out and described my experience.
00:05:17.000 All these other guys, all these men coming out now saying, oh yeah, me too.
00:05:21.000 So what was the moment in the interview when you said, oh, wait a minute, this isn't right here.
00:05:28.000 And you got up and you walked out?
00:05:30.000 What led up to that moment?
00:05:33.000 Yeah, he started showing me these graphs and statistics that had like typos in them and just didn't quite look right.
00:05:41.000 And part of this propaganda, this data that he was showing me, had something to do with sex changes and transgenderism.
00:05:51.000 And then he brought up Chelsea Clinton and said that she was a recipient of a government-funded sex change.
00:05:58.000 And, you know, it just got worse and worse and worse as the minister.
00:06:03.000 You know what's going on here?
00:06:05.000 Sasha Baron Cohen has been living in Beverly Hills, and he's been talking to Jennifer Anniston and all his celebrity friends. 1.00
00:06:13.000 And he's become convinced that celebrities are imbeciles. 1.00
00:06:18.000 And you can do anything to them. 1.00
00:06:22.000 You can tell them that Chelsea Clinton got a government-funded sex change, and they'll believe you because they're so stupid. 1.00
00:06:28.000 And I think if you do interview like 100 of them, you're going to find two or three that will take the bait. 0.99
00:06:35.000 So, you haven't really said anything here. 0.99
00:06:36.000 And there's a general understanding that Sarah Palin is an imbecile, and it's not true. 0.96
00:06:42.000 Like when she said she can see Russia from her bedroom window, she was obviously saying that Russia is very close to Alaska. 0.99
00:06:50.000 And if we're talking about the subject of Russia, I feel like as an Alaskan, I would have more to say than, say, someone from Florida.
00:06:56.000 That's all she was saying. 0.98
00:06:57.000 That doesn't give you the right to make a fool of her for the rest of your life. 0.99
00:07:01.000 She's not a fool. 0.99
00:07:03.000 All right, go ahead. 0.99
00:07:04.000 On in this bizarre, really embarrassing, humiliating interview that, you know, it mocked middle-class Americans.
00:07:13.000 It mocked our values.
00:07:16.000 It mocked the disabled.
00:07:18.000 And it just got worse and worse.
00:07:20.000 And, you know, it was occurring to me, whatever this show is, whatever this interview really is, is all about humiliation and devaluing middle-class Americans whom I represent.
00:07:33.000 Humiliation.
00:07:34.000 So, yeah, I said enough was enough, and I took off my mic and walked out.
00:07:38.000 And since then, nobody returns my calls.
00:07:41.000 They had given us fake names as to producers and anybody involved in the show.
00:07:47.000 That's enough of that.
00:07:48.000 Now, I also heard that they were kind of abusive to her afterwards, and they sent her to the wrong airport.
00:07:55.000 This is what my sources tell me.
00:07:57.000 Because they hate her, right? 0.64
00:07:58.000 So they didn't, lampooning her isn't enough, and they sent her to the wrong airport, made her miss her flight, totally screwed over.
00:08:05.000 I believe they flew everyone into DC for this show.
00:08:07.000 And here's another thing, and I know this is going to come up when we watch the show.
00:08:11.000 When you're talking to a disabled veteran, you have a different set of rules. 1.00
00:08:17.000 If I go up to you, well, I'm famous.
00:08:19.000 If Ryan goes up to you and says, go get me a stick of gum, you'd say, no, what?
00:08:26.000 If a disabled vet comes up to me and says, go get me a stick of gun, well, first, stick a gun, stick of gum. 1.00
00:08:32.000 First of all, I'd assume he had some sort of brain damage because that's not how you socially interact.
00:08:37.000 And then I would be concerned that he had that brain damage from a battle, and I would feel like it was partly my fault because he was fighting on behalf of my freedom.
00:08:47.000 I'd go get the guy some gum.
00:08:48.000 No one else.
00:08:50.000 I love cops.
00:08:51.000 If a cop asked me to go get him gum and he said it like, go get me some gum, I'd say, what?
00:08:55.000 No.
00:08:56.000 Get your own gum.
00:08:57.000 If you didn't have a good reason.
00:08:59.000 But if a military vet asked me to do something, I would act.
00:09:02.000 So if he at, like, I heard that Dick Cheney signed a waterboarding kit.
00:09:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:08.000 Oh, thanks, Ryan.
00:09:09.000 That's part of the...
00:09:16.000 And he's like, signing the bag, you know?
00:09:18.000 Go to camera too when you're talking, even though it's the back of your head.
00:09:18.000 Yeah.
00:09:23.000 Dude, like, I got my hair grown out, you know?
00:09:26.000 It's brutal.
00:09:28.000 That's Ryan doing his imitation of Bill Burr.
00:09:30.000 Totally throwing the show off the wheels.
00:09:34.000 So if a wounded vet said to me, can you sign a waterboarding kit?
00:09:40.000 I don't even know if it's a real waterboarding kit.
00:09:41.000 I don't know what it is, but I do things that are unusual.
00:09:45.000 That's the way it works.
00:09:46.000 When someone had their leg blown off defending your country, you tend to have a different set of rules.
00:09:52.000 It's not an example that you like waterboarding or think torture is cool.
00:09:57.000 Anyway, so the Sarah Palin thing, he tried to dupe her, and he failed.
00:10:03.000 That brings me, by the way, go to the gun owner clip.
00:10:06.000 It's two down.
00:10:09.000 Don't look at paper, dude.
00:10:11.000 You're not a paper person.
00:10:12.000 I'm a paper person.
00:10:13.000 You're digital.
00:10:14.000 I'm you're binary and I'm like spectral.
00:10:20.000 No, what do you call this kind of watch?
00:10:21.000 Analog.
00:10:22.000 Analog.
00:10:26.000 So these are two guys who figured, who caught him in the act.
00:10:28.000 And by the way, I've seen this episode, so I'm sort of cheating, but not this episode, but I've seen his show.
00:10:33.000 And he has these mannerisms that are very distinct.
00:10:36.000 And as I'm watching these people, I can't help but think, how'd you not know that was at least a stranger, but not Sasha Baron Cohen?
00:10:43.000 Like, you haven't seen Borat?
00:10:44.000 You haven't seen Ali G?
00:10:46.000 You haven't seen Bruno?
00:10:47.000 You haven't seen his other movies, The Dictator?
00:10:49.000 He's done tons of stuff, and he acts uniquely in each one.
00:10:52.000 He leans back, and he has this sort of a mannerism when he's talking.
00:10:56.000 I'm surprised more people didn't suss it up.
00:10:58.000 Maybe they did, for all we know.
00:11:00.000 For all we know, we're seeing 1% or less of the interviews.
00:11:04.000 Okay, go ahead and keep the audio on.
00:11:07.000 See ya.
00:11:07.000 I'm out of here.
00:11:09.000 You s ⁇ got me caught. 1.00
00:11:10.000 Get the f ⁇ out of here, Borat.
00:11:16.000 So that was them. 0.96
00:11:17.000 the guy actually said, you're Borat.
00:11:20.000 Okay.
00:11:26.000 This is their private security camera footage.
00:11:33.000 Okay, this is another great example of what I was talking about.
00:11:36.000 His Beverly Hills brain is so bubbled, he's so far off the reservation, he's so into Trump derangement syndrome that he thinks a Hungarian immigrant can just walk into a gun store, buy a gun, and walk out.
00:11:51.000 You need to, even the most lax states where WeThepeopleHolsters.com thrives the most, you cannot walk into a gun as a stranger, as a non-citizen.
00:12:04.000 You need at least a driver's license.
00:12:06.000 I shouldn't say citizen, but you need a driver's license in that state to show.
00:12:10.000 You can't just be Hungarian, get off the plane, walk over to the store, buy a gun, and walk out.
00:12:14.000 That's what liberals think is true.
00:12:16.000 They also think an AR-15 is a machine gun.
00:12:19.000 So they think a Hungarian can just walk in, buy a machine gun, and leave.
00:12:22.000 So he thought that this would happen there.
00:12:24.000 And not only is that impossible, but they sussed out his disguise and chased him out.
00:12:29.000 Go ahead.
00:12:30.000 The moment his words came out of his mouth, I was like, this guy's full of s ⁇ . 0.98
00:12:35.000 He comes in.
00:12:36.000 This guy seems like a fun guy.
00:12:37.000 You can see the video.
00:12:38.000 I'm looking.
00:12:39.000 I'm like, this guy does not look like a Hungarian immigrant.
00:12:44.000 Tight leather pants, a beard.
00:12:48.000 It just didn't fit.
00:12:50.000 I want to buy a gun.
00:12:51.000 Like that, talking like that.
00:12:53.000 And I just kept looking at the guy and I was like, you're Borat.
00:12:57.000 Soon as I said that, his eyes just looked at me like, and he did a B-turn right out the door.
00:13:02.000 We're talking to the people.
00:13:03.000 They don't want to give us an answer.
00:13:04.000 We basically told him, get the f ⁇ out. 1.00
00:13:06.000 You know?
00:13:06.000 You guys are all full of s ⁇ .
00:13:08.000 Have a great day.
00:13:08.000 Get out.
00:13:09.000 Once I knew it was Borat, we already know his game and his.
00:13:12.000 So we knew that he's here to make a mockery.
00:13:15.000 And make a mockery of what?
00:13:16.000 Gun owners?
00:13:17.000 The gun business?
00:13:18.000 Gun shops?
00:13:22.000 We have to get the guy on the show.
00:13:23.000 Not to talk about the Borat thing.
00:13:25.000 We'll have already covered that subject here, but he just looks like a great guy.
00:13:28.000 And he also gets the contempt that the coastal cities feel for Middle America, the flyover states.
00:13:36.000 This is a new thing.
00:13:37.000 Richard Pryor didn't hate Ohio.
00:13:44.000 Bill Murray has never had contempt for Illinois.
00:13:48.000 But it's only very recently we have these totally sheltered comedians in Los Angeles and New York City that honestly, and I've heard this said, that would honestly like the center of the country to be washed out to the Gulf of Mexico.
00:14:02.000 Just a big rain.
00:14:03.000 Just washed away.
00:14:05.000 We'll get our farm.
00:14:06.000 We'll get our food from somewhere else.
00:14:07.000 Like real disdain.
00:14:09.000 And it's strange because someone like Michael Ian Black or Patton Oswald, they travel.
00:14:15.000 But I guess you're going to comedy clubs and you're just seeing that 1% that adores you.
00:14:20.000 But surely you get breakfast in these towns.
00:14:23.000 Surely you meet these waitresses at these diners. 1.00
00:14:25.000 I don't understand.
00:14:26.000 Every time I travel around America, I meet better.
00:14:30.000 Well, this is because I even live in New York City.
00:14:32.000 So of course I end up meeting better people than people in New York City. 0.99
00:14:37.000 Maybe the reason I love America so much is because New Yorkers are such complete dicks. 0.99
00:14:43.000 Like I went to South Carolina. 1.00
00:14:45.000 I shot a pilot.
00:14:46.000 You can find it on Vimeo called America on $0 a Day.
00:14:49.000 Didn't get picked up, of course.
00:14:50.000 It was for Travel Network.
00:14:51.000 Where we just, I would hitchhike to a town, get a job, like washing dishes, and then just hang out in that town.
00:14:56.000 Super easy.
00:14:57.000 Easy to make money.
00:14:58.000 I just wash dishes or whatever.
00:15:00.000 Those people were the best people I've ever met.
00:15:04.000 Abbeville, South Carolina, that was.
00:15:06.000 Awesome dudes.
00:15:08.000 And the way racism was treated there, too, was just like I've never seen more diversity, more blacks and whites getting along and not talking about it.
00:15:16.000 The way in New York and LA, they're so segregated and simultaneously so self-righteous about their anti-racism.
00:15:23.000 But in the South, they're just, they don't talk about it.
00:15:26.000 It's like they say in the North, they like blacks in theory, but not in practice.
00:15:30.000 And in the South, they like them in practice, but not in theory.
00:15:34.000 All right, so the gun owner caught him.
00:15:36.000 Sarah Palin caught him.
00:15:38.000 I keep meaning to get Joe Walsh on the show, but let's see our buddy Joe Walsh on CNN describing what it was like.
00:15:46.000 What was that sound?
00:15:47.000 Joe Walsh, the former Illinois congressman turned radio host.
00:15:51.000 So Congressman, what was the setup in your case?
00:15:55.000 Hey, Michael, good to be with you.
00:15:57.000 And look, let me say at the outset, I think Sasha Baron Cohen's a funny guy.
00:16:03.000 I thought Borat was hilarious. 0.99
00:16:05.000 But look, in my case, like in a lot of the cases, he's a funny guy because he gets people to say stupid things. 1.00
00:16:13.000 He gets people to say stupid things because he lies to them. 0.99
00:16:17.000 In my case, he flew me out to Washington, D.C. They knew I was a big supporter of Israel's, and they presented me with this award as one of Israel's greatest friends. 0.99
00:16:28.000 Found out later the whole thing was a ruse, and it was a ruse, probably just to get me to say some stupid things. 0.91
00:16:37.000 So they give you the award, and then what? 0.98
00:16:40.000 There was some aspect of this where it dealt with Israel using kids to protect itself against terror?
00:16:46.000 Yeah, Michael, it was just crazy.
00:16:48.000 Look, they flew me out of the middle of the middle.
00:16:49.000 Can you just pause it here for a second?
00:16:51.000 This goes back to what I was saying about the war vet.
00:16:55.000 There's a town I visited in Israel called Sturat, S-D-E-R-O-T.
00:16:59.000 Could be getting that wrong.
00:17:01.000 And the anti-Semite Nazi dudes, they say, oh, if Israel is under so much terror, if it's so dangerous there, then why are there no casualties?
00:17:13.000 Sturat claims they get bombarded with thousands of rockets and bombs, yet not one injury.
00:17:21.000 And I thought, okay, that's an interesting point.
00:17:23.000 Let me go check it out.
00:17:24.000 I go to Sturat.
00:17:25.000 It is a bunker.
00:17:27.000 The entire city is a bunker.
00:17:31.000 Have I got a weird shadow on me?
00:17:32.000 Oh, it's this.
00:17:35.000 The entire city is a bunker.
00:17:37.000 The mailboxes are encased in about a foot of cement.
00:17:41.000 That's how you put your letter.
00:17:42.000 Everything is like that.
00:17:43.000 cement everywhere.
00:17:44.000 I went to a kindergarten in Starat and just I went to a kindergarten in Sturrat, and it looked like a military base.
00:17:56.000 Big, huge cement columns, things sort of arcing out, razor wire, thin, all these cement things we could only look in.
00:18:04.000 It was honestly exactly like Rikers.
00:18:06.000 These kids are going to kindergarten in Rikers, and that's the entire city.
00:18:10.000 And they all have these cell phones and these apps where the second there's an attack crosses the border, boom, they run to a shelter.
00:18:17.000 And all the bus stops are also bomb shelters.
00:18:19.000 The bus stops are about two feet thick of cement.
00:18:23.000 So you hear, you run to a bus stop.
00:18:26.000 That's why there's been no casualties because they are prepared and they have incredible technology and they live in a war zone in a state, in a state of siege.
00:18:37.000 They live in World War II.
00:18:39.000 So, if an Israeli comes to you and says something, it's exactly the same as the war vet because they are at war. 0.91
00:18:47.000 So, if an Israeli says, hello, we're trying to get... 0.99
00:18:53.000 This is a very mild example.
00:18:56.000 Say someone comes to you and they say, hey, there's been a lot of school shootings.
00:18:59.000 We want to have all the kids in our class starting a fund so they can all wear bulletproof helmets and bulletproof vests.
00:19:07.000 Now, if someone said that to you about your kids' local school, you'd say, what?
00:19:11.000 I hope you didn't say this to the kids.
00:19:11.000 God, Jesus.
00:19:13.000 You're scaring the crap out of my kids? 1.00
00:19:14.000 That's ridiculous, okay? 0.98
00:19:16.000 However, if someone is from Sturat and they say, we're starting a fund for Bulletproof Vest, I go, oh, God, it's come to that now?
00:19:24.000 Yeah, yeah, here. 0.98
00:19:26.000 Holy crap. 0.99
00:19:27.000 So they're shooting in the schools now. 0.99
00:19:29.000 Gaza's shooting.
00:19:30.000 They're right touching Gaza, by the way.
00:19:32.000 Gaza's coming in and shooting kids? 0.97
00:19:34.000 Yeah, yeah, here, yeah.
00:19:34.000 Jesus.
00:19:35.000 They should have Bulletproof Vest.
00:19:37.000 Different scenarios.
00:19:39.000 Did you know this, Ryan Ketsu Rivera?
00:19:41.000 Uh-huh.
00:19:44.000 One of the reasons they dropped the atomic bomb is because they noticed that the Japanese were training kids. 0.99
00:19:50.000 Yeah, they were prepared to do anything that it took to women and children, right?
00:19:55.000 Yeah, one of the most horrific images, this is in the book Unbroken by Louis Zampaneri.
00:19:59.000 He's talking about as a POW.
00:20:00.000 He said, one of the most horrific images you can see in a state of war is a kid training with a gun.
00:20:06.000 Because what that means is, even when you kill all our men, wipe them all out, and all their wives, we still are going to fight using our kids. 0.70
00:20:15.000 That's when America went, all right, you know what? 0.99
00:20:18.000 Brrrr.
00:20:21.000 Brrrr.
00:20:24.000 And saved millions of lives, believe it or not.
00:20:26.000 The atomic bomb saved lives.
00:20:28.000 That's counterintuitive thinking the left is incapable of understanding.
00:20:33.000 So, my point of bringing that up is to say, in a state of war, kids sometimes train.
00:20:39.000 I'm sure in Dresden, in World War II, there was plenty of six-year-olds and seven-year-olds who knew how to use guns.
00:20:46.000 Different world.
00:20:47.000 But anyway, keep going with Joe Walsh.
00:20:50.000 See, they put me up in a hotel.
00:20:52.000 They put me in a limo.
00:20:53.000 They sent me off to this studio in Virginia, again, all under the lie that I was getting an award from some Israeli TV station because I'm a great supporter of Israel.
00:21:05.000 So after they conducted an interview, they had me read off of a teleprompter talking about some of the innovative products that Israel's invented.
00:21:16.000 And then they had me read about this four-year-old child in Israel who, when a terrorist entered his classroom, somehow he grabbed the terrorist gun and held the terrorist at bay.
00:21:29.000 And that was, I guess, an example of how Israel trains and arms preschool kids on how to use firearms.
00:21:37.000 And boy, shouldn't we do that in America.
00:21:40.000 And so I'm reading this, Michael, off of a teleprompter, and I'm thinking to myself, well, this is kind of crazy, but it is Israel, and Israel's strong on defense.
00:21:50.000 We found out the whole thing was made up.
00:21:53.000 There is no TV station.
00:21:55.000 There was no award.
00:21:56.000 And it's pretty clear that Sasha Baron Cohen wanted me to say something pretty crazy about guns, like in America, we ought to arm preschool kids.
00:22:08.000 Okay, so we get what's going on here.
00:22:11.000 The assumption is that the NRA controls politicians.
00:22:16.000 And the NRA is this incredibly powerful lobby that says, all right, I want you to have more school shootings.
00:22:22.000 They're good for business.
00:22:22.000 Kids buy AR-15s.
00:22:24.000 So keep never, ever stop selling AR-15s.
00:22:28.000 Because the left is convinced that these guns go, they're machine guns and they're easily got.
00:22:34.000 And that's, therefore, Michael Liam Black talks about this all the time.
00:22:37.000 Therefore, you have school shootings.
00:22:39.000 The NRA, according to them, facilitates school shootings because it leaves the country awash with AR-15s.
00:22:46.000 And if the politicians would just stand up to the NRA and say, no more AR-15s, then we wouldn't have school shootings and tons of lives would be saved.
00:22:54.000 Now, the argument against that is school shootings happen no matter what weapons there are.
00:22:59.000 One of the worst school attacks was done with explosives.
00:23:04.000 The guns are not the problem.
00:23:07.000 There's all kinds of other things going on there with over-medicated kids.
00:23:11.000 And you can't ban AR-15s. 0.94
00:23:13.000 We already tried that with Clinton.
00:23:16.000 I believe it was nine years we banned AR-15s.
00:23:18.000 He didn't do anything to mass shootings. 0.90
00:23:21.000 So the idea that you can blame the gun is silly.
00:23:24.000 And also, if you want to talk about union influence, the NRA, I think the most they spend is like $5 million.
00:23:30.000 That was one of their craziest years.
00:23:32.000 I've talked about this on other shows, and I forget the exact data, but I believe the teachers' unions, a normal year for them is four times that, 20 million.
00:23:41.000 So no one is better funded than the teachers' unions, and they have the strongest lobby on both sides in the White House.
00:23:48.000 And what do we get from that, teachers' unions?
00:23:52.000 We have a country that is convinced teachers make no money and are overworked.
00:23:56.000 They're doing the most important job.
00:23:57.000 We need to pay them more.
00:23:58.000 We pay, teachers end up making per hour worked, which is a big caveat, about $60 an hour in places like New Jersey.
00:24:06.000 Now, of course, they end up with $40,000 a year because they take four months off and are done at $320,000, but they're getting paid plenty.
00:24:14.000 And by the way, we've been increasing spending like this, and test scores have stayed the same since about the 60s.
00:24:21.000 So money isn't helping, throwing money at the problem.
00:24:23.000 But the teachers' unions are so powerful, they have everyone convinced that teachers need more money.
00:24:27.000 We need to spend more money in academia.
00:24:29.000 Meanwhile, the truth of the situation is the free market is the only thing that can save education, and that's charter schools.
00:24:34.000 Sorry to go off on a tangent, but my point is that it is a myth that the NRA are these puppeteers on Capitol Hill.
00:24:41.000 If you want to find a puppeteer, check out the teachers' unions.
00:24:44.000 And the proof of their effectiveness is how brainwashed everyone is into thinking public education is sailing along smoothly.
00:24:51.000 It's a complete cock-up, especially in New York.
00:24:55.000 All right, so let's check out this.
00:24:59.000 I'm told this case is undefendable.
00:25:03.000 And this is Jason Spencer, a GOP rep. Now, he's a guy in Georgia.
00:25:08.000 He's really anti-having Confederate statues taken down.
00:25:11.000 He's very Islamophobic.
00:25:13.000 And I mean that in the nicest sense of the word.
00:25:15.000 He wants the Burqa band and other reasonable things like that.
00:25:19.000 But he's hated by the left.
00:25:21.000 So let's see what this Israeli tricked him into doing. 0.99
00:25:26.000 43-year-old Jason Spencer was elected to the point.
00:25:28.000 Not that one.
00:25:29.000 That's just describing who he is.
00:25:31.000 I just described who he is.
00:25:32.000 You want to see the one that was in the link with Megan McCain?
00:25:38.000 Buttocks, it's called. 0.95
00:25:43.000 Start comedian Sasha Brown Cohen's new series, Who is America, is making people take a look at who they voted for. 0.99
00:25:50.000 Cohen poses as an Israeli anti-terrorism expert, making claims like terrorists are afraid that touching a man's butt will make them gay. 0.96
00:25:58.000 Now, if you think that no one Would fall for this? 0.99
00:26:02.000 Check out Georgia State rep Jason Spencer.
00:26:06.000 Take a look.
00:26:07.000 She can't read. 0.99
00:26:08.000 Now I am going to teach you how to use your buttocks to intimidate ISIS. 1.00
00:26:17.000 Show me the buttocks. 0.99
00:26:18.000 No, trousers down. 0.98
00:26:20.000 All right, this is embarrassing.
00:26:23.000 Okay, go.
00:26:24.000 America!
00:26:26.000 If you want to win, you show some significance.
00:26:28.000 This is indefensible.
00:26:30.000 Okay, show it to me.
00:26:33.000 Now, try to touch me.
00:26:36.000 I'll touch you. 1.00
00:26:37.000 I'll touch you with my buttocks. 1.00
00:26:39.000 I'll touch you. 1.00
00:26:40.000 You know, drop the gun or out. 1.00
00:26:41.000 That is as ridiculous as it can be. 0.98
00:26:46.000 I've been part of the NSC. 0.99
00:26:48.000 I have no defense for that.
00:26:49.000 That is a good attack against our side.
00:26:53.000 But I will say, I think the left assumes that we're all one because they're all one. 0.99
00:26:59.000 So if we catch like a black guy murdering a gay dude or something in Idaho, they see it as a loss for all of their silly causes. 0.98
00:27:09.000 We don't work like that. 0.99
00:27:11.000 The reason, and I talked about this with Aston Witty the other day, the reason that we elected Trump is that we hate a lot of Republicans.
00:27:20.000 We hate a lot of the deep state. 1.00
00:27:23.000 So if you catch an idiot, an established GOP or a politician acting like a fool, good. 0.99
00:27:32.000 Do you think that more like a just kind of like straight and narrow type politicians are going to try like a Trump-esque route, try to adopt like silliness and doing weird stuff like that? 1.00
00:27:42.000 Yeah, I think we're seeing that in ads.
00:27:43.000 Like we had that ad, we talked about that another show.
00:27:45.000 We had that ad with the guy with the truck and he's like, this is my truck.
00:27:48.000 It's big and I'll use it to deport illegals. 1.00
00:27:50.000 Yep, I just said that.
00:27:52.000 I think that's a post-Trump and that's a fun, by the way, a commercial.
00:27:56.000 So let's just recap here before we actually check in on the show. 0.99
00:28:00.000 Sarah Palin was not fooled and you were a total dick to dress up as a war vet. 0.99
00:28:06.000 Joe Walsh, sorry, man, doesn't count. 1.00
00:28:10.000 You lied to him and said that in a horrible place like Israel, I love Israel, but it is a horrible place.
00:28:17.000 It's under siege.
00:28:18.000 There's bombs there.
00:28:19.000 There are people walking around.
00:28:20.000 You'll see some cute couple on their prom night. 1.00
00:28:22.000 They're both carrying AR-15s on their back because a terrorist might come and kill them.
00:28:27.000 The bar I went to, there had been a terrorist attack a year before where a car had driven into the bar and killed people.
00:28:33.000 So it's a beautiful culture and everything, and it's fun to party in Tel Aviv and all that.
00:28:39.000 But as far as your average day goes, it's very stressful.
00:28:43.000 You're in a war.
00:28:46.000 So to tell a guy like Joe Walsh that a four-year-old saved someone's life and then get him to read that Ford should have guns, it's disingenuous to say that that is the American mentality and this is the NRA making people say toddlers should have guns.
00:29:00.000 That's cheating.
00:29:02.000 So we're not counting that. 1.00
00:29:03.000 And then with Jason Spencer, yes, you found a fool from Georgia who did a bunch of dumb things with his butt when he was talking to someone from a country thousands of miles away with a totally different culture that is very hard to relate to because they are surrounded with Arabs who are trying to kill them on a daily basis. 1.00
00:29:25.000 All right, let's check out some of this show. 0.99
00:29:27.000 How are we doing for time?
00:29:28.000 How long have we been talking for?
00:29:30.000 30 minutes.
00:29:30.000 We've been talking for 30 minutes?
00:29:34.000 I'm a chatterbox.
00:29:38.000 Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
00:29:42.000 The only thing we have to say is this self.
00:29:47.000 I don't know what I said.
00:29:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:56.000 Today's America is Charlottesville.
00:30:04.000 Well, you know what?
00:30:05.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:30:07.000 So far, we only have butt guy. 1.00
00:30:10.000 I think a lot of liberals are going to get roasted. 0.82
00:30:12.000 To be totally candid, I talked to Kurt Metzger.
00:30:15.000 Kurt Metzger was the guy who was working for Amy Schumer.
00:30:19.000 And when she caught joke stealing, he stood up for her. 0.59
00:30:22.000 And she totally threw him under the bus and stabbed him in the back. 1.00
00:30:26.000 He's a really great guy.
00:30:28.000 He does race wars with Sherrod Small.
00:30:31.000 Incredibly funny dude.
00:30:32.000 One of my favorite jokes is, he goes, you hear about this Boston bombing?
00:30:36.000 The Sarnev brothers?
00:30:37.000 Sarnev?
00:30:39.000 He goes, am I the only guy who thought dinosaurs are attacking us?
00:30:46.000 The Sarnev brothers.
00:30:48.000 Totally offensive joke, but very funny.
00:30:50.000 Anyway, I was happy to see him on the credits when I was talking to him and I said, you know, a lot of this is fair.
00:30:55.000 You got me.
00:30:56.000 I didn't say a lot.
00:30:57.000 I said some of them.
00:30:58.000 And he said, yeah, liberals get it really hard too.
00:31:01.000 So that's fair.
00:31:02.000 I mean, good comedy chooses good targets.
00:31:05.000 And if it was all right-wingers being lampooned, then I would obviously be pissed off.
00:31:11.000 But so far, we've seen some failed attacks at the right.
00:31:17.000 And I predict some much more brutal attacks on the left.
00:31:20.000 Surely they're easier to lampoon, especially like Bernie Sanders.
00:31:24.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:31:30.000 We are going to drain the swamp in Washington, D.C. I want to confront the mainstream media, and I want to take them down one by one.
00:31:41.000 What accent is that?
00:31:43.000 He sounds like himself, whatever he does.
00:31:46.000 He sounds like Sasha Barry Cohen.
00:31:49.000 Can you do with Sasha Baron Cohen?
00:31:51.000 All right, let me try.
00:31:53.000 Hi, I am Sasha Baron Cohen.
00:31:55.000 I have real things going on.
00:31:57.000 That was terrible.
00:31:58.000 That put me in a bad mood.
00:31:59.000 I'm sorry.
00:32:00.000 Don't ever do that again.
00:32:02.000 From now on, you cannot try out any annotations on the show live.
00:32:04.000 That's a fair point.
00:32:05.000 All right, let's see this character.
00:32:07.000 I'm Billy Wayne Ruddock from truthlibrary.org, and I'm here in Washington with Bernard Sanders to talk about the political situation, see whether we have any common ground.
00:32:24.000 So let's start with Real Hot Potato.
00:32:28.000 Do you believe in Obamacare?
00:32:30.000 I thought it was a good start.
00:32:31.000 I don't think it went as far as it should.
00:32:34.000 You believe it should have gone further?
00:32:35.000 Of course.
00:32:36.000 But Obamacare doesn't work. 0.98
00:32:38.000 I mean, I know personally, I was a healthy man, then Obamacare came in.
00:32:42.000 I was forced to see a doctor.
00:32:45.000 And suddenly I had three diseases.
00:32:47.000 Suddenly, I had diabetes one and two.
00:32:50.000 I had obese legs, and I had chalky deposits.
00:32:54.000 Billy, obviously, I don't know about your healthcare.
00:32:57.000 I'm not your doctor.
00:32:58.000 The more important question is, and I can answer that question, sure, is should I be paying taxes to make sure that people like yourself with disabilities can live with dignity?
00:33:07.000 What do you think? 0.97
00:33:08.000 I prefer to be aimly raped rather than give one more dollar to the Treasury. 1.00
00:33:13.000 May I be personal with you? 0.99
00:33:15.000 Please.
00:33:17.000 You have a disability?
00:33:18.000 No, I don't.
00:33:18.000 This here scooter is to conserve my body's finite energy.
00:33:24.000 Okay, here's another.
00:33:25.000 Can you just pause it?
00:33:26.000 Here's a problem with LEG for a lot of the time. 1.00
00:33:29.000 He acts like a complete imbecile, right? 0.99
00:33:33.000 And then we laugh at someone for giving this guy credit. 1.00
00:33:38.000 It's called sympathy.
00:33:40.000 If you meet someone with an IQ under 80 and they say Obamacare didn't work because I got chalky deposits, you go, oh, I'm talking to someone with the mind of a child. 1.00
00:33:49.000 I'm not going to go, that's idiotic. 1.00
00:33:50.000 That's called anecdotal evidence, you fool. 1.00
00:33:53.000 Why would your one case describe hundreds of millions of people? 1.00
00:33:57.000 That's retarded. 1.00
00:33:59.000 Well, actually, I have a learning disability. 0.74
00:34:01.000 Oh, sorry.
00:34:03.000 So you don't do that.
00:34:03.000 You just sit there and endure it and think, well, maybe we can work with this.
00:34:07.000 So I hate Bernie Sanders, but this is terrible.
00:34:09.000 But keep going.
00:34:10.000 America is supposed to be about is the land of opportunity.
00:34:15.000 If you describe America.
00:34:16.000 I agree with that.
00:34:17.000 But what we have now, we have a situation where the top one-tenth of 1% is almost as much wealth as the bottom 90%.
00:34:26.000 So there's a lot that has to be done.
00:34:28.000 And the goal is to create a nation that works for all of us, not just the 1%.
00:34:32.000 Sir, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:34:33.000 But rather than complain about the 1% or the 0.1%, why not make the rest of America put them into the 1%? 0.89
00:34:42.000 Well, if you put everybody into the 1%, that wouldn't be the 1%.
00:34:46.000 No, it still would be.
00:34:47.000 No, it wouldn't be.
00:34:48.000 If I can.
00:34:50.000 The rest of the population, by definition, they're not in the 1%, they're the rest of the population.
00:34:56.000 All of the population is 100%.
00:34:58.000 All right, so this is simple math.
00:35:00.000 If you have 1% here, the 1%, you have 99.
00:35:04.000 And if you move the 9 in here, we get it. 0.99
00:35:06.000 We get it, we get it.
00:35:10.000 What do you think, folks at home?
00:35:11.000 I don't think this is worth our time.
00:35:14.000 Let's go to the next guy.
00:35:15.000 Because there was the...
00:35:20.000 No, skip.
00:35:25.000 Let's play this.
00:35:32.000 Because I made one mistake just 14 times.
00:35:36.000 With perfect candor, believe me, I've done my fair share of things where they could have thrown me in jail.
00:35:42.000 I bet they have.
00:35:44.000 No, really.
00:35:45.000 I think we all have on some level, especially underage drinking, I mean, et cetera, et cetera.
00:35:49.000 There are so many, you know.
00:35:51.000 My art is the result of my environment.
00:35:57.000 I was a bit naughty.
00:35:58.000 I'm in solitary.
00:36:00.000 So I did a dirty protest.
00:36:03.000 Don't mean to, you're a lady, but you know, I did. 0.97
00:36:06.000 Feces on the wall. 0.96
00:36:07.000 Feekeys on the wall.
00:36:09.000 And it's on the wall.
00:36:10.000 The guards come in, they're furious.
00:36:13.000 And then the guard's about to rub it off.
00:36:16.000 And he stops and he goes, wait a minute, that's pretty good.
00:36:20.000 Wow, that's art.
00:36:22.000 Who'd done that?
00:36:23.000 And I think, wait a minute, maybe I do have something.
00:36:29.000 I decided to paint what was in my gut so in my heart there's a lot of let's pause it here for a second I thought we could watch the whole episode, but that's tedious to watch someone watching TV.
00:36:42.000 And this is getting kind of tedious, and it's annoying me.
00:36:45.000 This guy is a prisoner. 0.99
00:36:47.000 He uses feces, urine, and semen to do paintings. 0.99
00:36:52.000 Obviously, it's made up.
00:36:53.000 And she is open to hear about this, right?
00:36:58.000 What's the matter with that?
00:37:00.000 She's an artist.
00:37:01.000 She's open-minded.
00:37:03.000 And he says he creates paintings.
00:37:05.000 My friend David Cho was buying a bunch of art books in Tokyo.
00:37:11.000 And he had a big stack, and then he realized he's going to be late for his own art show.
00:37:15.000 He put the books down and he ran out the door.
00:37:18.000 A local cop who was hired to watch for shoplifters didn't see him put the books down, thought he ran out.
00:37:24.000 He chased him.
00:37:26.000 David didn't know it was a cop, so he beat him up.
00:37:28.000 Then the guy radioed for more cops.
00:37:30.000 They also were plainclothes, and so he beat them up.
00:37:34.000 David's a great fighter.
00:37:35.000 He's a street kid from Los Angeles.
00:37:37.000 It was only until a six-foot-tall cop smashed him in the knees with an asp that he finally went down.
00:37:44.000 Anyway, he was totally rude to the authorities, and even after beating them up, and that's not how you behave in Japan, so he ended up serving four months in prison, in jail, sorry.
00:37:55.000 And while he was there, all he had was ballpoint pens, his food, and his own excrement.
00:38:02.000 And he made paintings out of poo and pea. 0.98
00:38:05.000 Here we have, they were always very sexual too, because he was horny in there. 0.99
00:38:09.000 He missed women. 1.00
00:38:10.000 Here we have a beautiful, buxom, opulcritudinous Asian woman, which is his forte, running next to a black man, next to a man made of pea. 1.00
00:38:20.000 Pea with a little bit of poo in there. 0.99
00:38:23.000 This is a beautiful piece of art. 1.00
00:38:26.000 So I don't know what Sasha Baron Cohen is trying to say to this woman, that she's stupid? 1.00
00:38:32.000 Are we supposed to laugh at her? 1.00
00:38:33.000 Ha ha ha.
00:38:34.000 You think that art made with weird things in a desperate situation isn't art.
00:38:38.000 She's just very open-minded and cool.
00:38:41.000 Here's another, do you have another painting?
00:38:43.000 Now this one, everyone thinks is poo or pee, but it's actually soy sauce from his lunch.
00:38:48.000 But he did dozens of paintings.
00:38:49.000 He had a whole art show about this.
00:38:50.000 I wish he made a book.
00:38:52.000 He did about 50 beautiful paintings and drawings using all kinds of different things and blood.
00:38:59.000 He also Used blood for red. 0.93
00:39:01.000 In fact, I bet her nipples are made of blood. 0.99
00:39:03.000 Although blood goes brown after it dries. 0.86
00:39:06.000 So it's not a bizarre concept.
00:39:09.000 Anyway, go back to that thing because see if you can find when he shows her one of the paintings.
00:39:16.000 He shows her a painting he allegedly did out of feces, but he shows her this painting that's brown on cardboard.
00:39:24.000 It's really, really good.
00:39:26.000 And I'll tell you what, a lot of art is about the story behind it.
00:39:29.000 If I could show someone a painting that was done by a prisoner, there it is. 0.85
00:39:34.000 It was done by a prisoner with his own feces while he's in solitary, that's fascinating.
00:39:38.000 It's like a testament to the human spirit.
00:39:40.000 I'm not going to get all hung up on the poo part. 0.97
00:39:43.000 Look at that.
00:39:44.000 See, this is where he blew it.
00:39:46.000 He's trying to mock art, and he shows a very high-quality painting.
00:39:53.000 Let me hear it.
00:39:57.000 Well, yeah, he was a burglar, and he was a kiddie fiddler.
00:40:01.000 Did you show you this?
00:40:03.000 Yeah, I did.
00:40:04.000 And what was their response, if I might ask?
00:40:06.000 He loved it. 1.00
00:40:07.000 He tried to stab me because he said, what, you've done this with your shit? 1.00
00:40:14.000 Anyway, it goes on like that. 1.00
00:40:18.000 And he also shows a toothbrush that he's putting together with Damian Hearst and all these other famous artists, pubes.
00:40:23.000 And then she goes and gets pubes and puts them on the toothbrush. 1.00
00:40:26.000 That's because she's cool and fun, and he brought up something crazy and weird.
00:40:30.000 And she thought, yeah, I'm down for it. 0.98
00:40:32.000 It's no skin off my bum giving you pubes. 0.97
00:40:35.000 And she put them in the toothbrush. 0.91
00:40:37.000 What are you lampooning there?
00:40:38.000 Do you think she was taking the toothbrush super seriously?
00:40:41.000 And she was honored that her pubic hair was mixed among these artists?
00:40:45.000 No, she's into art.
00:40:47.000 She's into weird.
00:40:47.000 She's into adventurous.
00:40:49.000 She's being nice to an ex-con who's trying to get his life together and clearly has a bunch of artistic talent.
00:40:53.000 I don't get the ruse here.
00:40:56.000 So, look, we haven't done an extensive examination here, but so far, all we have is Bernie Sanders accommodating someone with a remarkably low IQ.
00:41:07.000 We have Joe Walsh alleging that maybe kids can help when you're in war. 0.99
00:41:12.000 Sarah Palin calling BS, gun owner calling BS, Jason Spencer doing something embarrassing with his butt. 0.65
00:41:18.000 Now, if you go to the Israeli thing, you'll find, and we should end it on this, if you go to the Israeli thing, you'll find that he got this guy, there we go, to do a kids' commercial where they put stuffed animals on a gun. 0.99
00:41:31.000 That is ridiculous, and it's as indefensible as Buttock's guy, Jason Spencer. 0.93
00:41:38.000 Puppy Pistol's mouth right at the middle of the Bad Man. 1.00
00:41:41.000 If he has a big fat tummy, point at that.
00:41:44.000 Great.
00:41:46.000 It's fun.
00:41:46.000 Okay.
00:41:47.000 Puppy Pistol is part of an old group of new friends that your parents can get you called Gunnimals.
00:41:53.000 Wouldn't you love to meet this little gunny rabbit?
00:41:55.000 He's right.
00:41:56.000 So you got us.
00:41:58.000 You got a politician there.
00:42:00.000 But what you got a politician to do is to agree with an Israeli that we should promote guns after this guy was told that little kids saved their lives by using guns in the classroom. 0.57
00:42:13.000 So you got two guys out of how many hundreds of people you tried to dupe by filling them with lies.
00:42:19.000 And by the way, the trope here, the conceit that he's going for is that these politicians are so far up the NRA's ass that they will promote a gunny rabbit to American children. 0.92
00:42:35.000 No, that's not what happened at all. 0.98
00:42:37.000 You cheated.
00:42:38.000 You found a country that's surrounded with people that wants to kill it.
00:42:42.000 And you said, hey, a little girl saved her life here.
00:42:45.000 Do you think kids should have guns?
00:42:47.000 I guess.
00:42:48.000 I've never been to Sturat.
00:42:49.000 It sounds horrible.
00:42:52.000 We'll keep you abreast of these dirty tricks.
00:42:55.000 But so far, Sasha Baron Cohen is two thumbs down. 1.00
00:43:00.000 Who hates Sasha Baron Cohen but loves blowjobs? 1.00
00:43:04.000 This guy. 1.00