Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 14, 2018


Ep 169 | My Last 20 Tweets Before Being Banned Forever | Get Off My Lawn


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Gavin McInnes is banned from social media forever, the Proud Boys are banned forever, and Alex Jones is banned forever from all social media. I look at my last 20 tweets, and we talk about the midterms.

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00:00:46.000 That was Peter and the Test Two Babies, and the song was banned from the pubs.
00:00:50.000 Ban, ban, ban, they don't like punks.
00:00:51.000 Ban from the pubs.
00:00:54.000 That was from a very dark time in punk history where punks were banned from the pubs.
00:00:59.000 They didn't like punks.
00:01:00.000 They thought punks were dangerous, edgy, a problematic threat to society.
00:01:08.000 We're actually recording this on Saturday so we can get the news out because there has been some breaking news!
00:01:18.000 Isn't it funny that they used a Morse code to recognize, to symbolize the news?
00:01:25.000 Was this, this must have been the 1940s at best.
00:01:30.000 Why is that in my head as a news sound?
00:01:35.000 Don't do it!
00:01:36.000 Don't! 0.57
00:01:37.000 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:01:39.000 Don't, it's, uh, there's an emergency, get out of paper, a pen, you know, start writing down how many dots are there.
00:01:46.000 I want to get a Bilber Morse code.
00:01:48.000 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:01:51.000 It's like a Waze app, but it's like on a little, you know, Morse code, you know?
00:01:55.000 It's brutal.
00:01:56.000 It's brutal.
00:01:57.000 You're kind of drifting into Jordan Peterson there a little bit with his.
00:02:00.000 Dude, it's absolutely brutal, dude.
00:02:02.000 It's like my wife, you know?
00:02:05.000 Clean your room.
00:02:06.000 It's like Kermit the frog telling you to clean your room all the time.
00:02:09.000 You clean your room, Kermit.
00:02:10.000 Try to get your relationship with Miss Piggy in order.
00:02:12.000 She's always telling me, you know, you're the best green frog I know.
00:02:17.000 We're married.
00:02:18.000 You got to add bloody.
00:02:19.000 Every time you do Jordan Peterson, we need the word bloody in there at least once.
00:02:23.000 Anyway, Rich Little, I thought it would be fun to do a special episode, make it free.
00:02:30.000 Rum.
00:02:31.000 I love rum.
00:02:34.000 And just let's look at my last 20 tweets.
00:02:36.000 Oh, wait, I forgot to tell you the breaking news.
00:02:39.000 The breaking news is Gavin McInnes, who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs, is banned from Twitter forever.
00:02:48.000 And so are the Proud Boys, my men's club, which is, I guess the best way to describe it would be the Knights at Columbus meets Animal House.
00:02:57.000 Relatively apolitical, pro-Trump, but everyone in the Knights of Columbus is pro-Trump.
00:03:02.000 According to the left, though, we're a dangerous threat that's going to do something terrible like help Trump get re-elected.
00:03:09.000 That's really what all this is about, the midterms.
00:03:11.000 This giant wave, this conservative purge, is about preventing Trump from winning.
00:03:17.000 He's already won.
00:03:18.000 We know he's getting two terms.
00:03:19.000 Come on, guys.
00:03:20.000 Accept it.
00:03:21.000 Look in the mirror and say two terms, lefties.
00:03:25.000 Banned Alex Jones.
00:03:26.000 They banned him on about so many platforms like Pinterest and stuff.
00:03:31.000 But obviously Facebook, Google, the biggies.
00:03:34.000 And now they ban me on Twitter.
00:03:37.000 I tried to tweet this last night and I was told to get knotted, as my dad used to say when I was a kid.
00:03:44.000 You know, people ask me, what exactly did they say?
00:03:47.000 I actually had some lawyers calling me wanting to get litigious about this, which I'm happy to do.
00:03:52.000 It's strange because punks are not naturally litigious, but I'm ready to rock now. 0.99
00:03:56.000 It's time to play dirty.
00:03:58.000 You started it.
00:03:59.000 But the message I got from Twitter was, you have been suspended.
00:04:04.000 Don't ever come back.
00:04:05.000 That's not what suspended means, by the way.
00:04:07.000 I was a bad kid in school.
00:04:09.000 Suspended means three days.
00:04:11.000 And then you come back.
00:04:12.000 There's expelled.
00:04:13.000 That's when you got to get a job.
00:04:15.000 But no, go back to that.
00:04:16.000 I took a picture of my computer.
00:04:18.000 It says specifically for, uh, Suspended for blank.
00:04:32.000 It's right next to you.
00:04:33.000 I don't understand that.
00:04:35.000 That seems really inefficient too, isn't it?
00:04:38.000 It's like some libtard said, I want to ban you because you're racist. 0.98
00:04:43.000 And you go, what?
00:04:43.000 My wife's American Indian.
00:04:45.000 How am I racist?
00:04:46.000 Isn't this really just about Trump and how you don't want him to win and you're trying to censor everyone who likes him on social media?
00:04:51.000 And their answer is, that's...
00:05:00.000 Hit the road, Jack.
00:05:02.000 So I thought it would be fun just to do a quick app and look at the past 20 tweets I've had.
00:05:09.000 Because I'm very lucky in the sense that, God bless you.
00:05:12.000 Thank you, Lord Jack.
00:05:14.000 I'm very lucky in the sense that I can see my past 20 tweets still.
00:05:17.000 For some reason on my computer, I'm kind of ghostedly still there.
00:05:22.000 I'm haunting the world.
00:05:23.000 By the way, just I want to make something clear here.
00:05:27.000 The left sees me as this ominous threat they can kill.
00:05:30.000 I'm already dead in a sense that you don't see me on YouTube anymore.
00:05:34.000 I'm only on crtv.com.
00:05:36.000 Please go there right now and sign up with the passcode Gavin.
00:05:38.000 You can see my show every day.
00:05:39.000 You don't need me on Twitter, although I have a free podcast also called Get Off My Lawn.
00:05:45.000 And I do two other shows on CRTV.
00:05:48.000 I do a talk show with a big set in DC that's called CRTV Tonight.
00:05:53.000 I forgot to name my own show for a second there.
00:05:55.000 And also After Hours.
00:05:56.000 It's a more sit-down-y show.
00:05:58.000 But as far as like my message outside of that, it's already floating around YouTube from clips that are pirated from Fox News, from old Rebel clips.
00:06:07.000 I mean, you'd have to put in facial recognition software and then say delete all those videos.
00:06:11.000 Nice America, by the way, that you want.
00:06:14.000 So when I walk down the street, I keep bumping into people, holy shit, millennial men are always trying to take selfies with me, which is... 0.90
00:06:25.000 We're not friends.
00:06:26.000 What are you going to do?
00:06:27.000 Put it on your mantelpiece?
00:06:29.000 That's the guy I Stood next to for one second.
00:06:31.000 It infuriates me.
00:06:32.000 I'd rather have enemies.
00:06:33.000 But anyway, I have all those, I don't want to call them fans, but people who recognize me because of YouTube.
00:06:39.000 It's got nothing to do with Twitter.
00:06:40.000 You can't take it away, guys.
00:06:41.000 I'm sorry.
00:06:42.000 The genie's out of the bottle.
00:06:44.000 Trump's already won.
00:06:46.000 You can't kill Alex Jones.
00:06:48.000 Alex Jones made $5 million from this purge, and he's the number one app.
00:06:55.000 I am worried about what this will do to CR-TV subscribers.
00:07:00.000 I don't think we have the bandwidth.
00:07:02.000 We're going to, the computers are going to melt.
00:07:04.000 Scotty!
00:07:05.000 Do you do Scotty?
00:07:06.000 You better not.
00:07:08.000 Who's Scotty?
00:07:10.000 No, who is Scotty?
00:07:11.000 Scotty from Star Trek, the Scottish Engineer.
00:07:13.000 Oh, no, I do Zulu.
00:07:15.000 Okay.
00:07:17.000 Is that the black chick? 0.99
00:07:18.000 I thought it was the Asian guy.
00:07:21.000 That's your Zulu. 0.99
00:07:22.000 So I just turned to the camera.
00:07:23.000 Let's see your Zulu again. 0.97
00:07:28.000 Yeah.
00:07:28.000 Why are you killing so many white farmers in South Africa right now?
00:07:32.000 What do you stand to gain?
00:07:33.000 You're going to starve to death.
00:07:35.000 Oh, the Zulus are killing the Hulus, are killing the Wootsies, are murdering the Tutsis. 1.00
00:07:41.000 My heart bleeds for Africa. 0.99
00:07:43.000 We used to say that as a joke before, my heart really did bleed for Africa. 0.84
00:07:48.000 Now I'm off at a tangent now.
00:07:49.000 What the hell was I talking about?
00:07:51.000 We're going to do the past 20 tweets because people want to know, like, oh, you must have made a pedophile joke.
00:07:56.000 No, pedophile jokes are awesome.
00:07:59.000 They're highly recommended.
00:08:00.000 Did you see recently James Gunn was caught not just having a girlfriend that looks like she's eight, but going to pedophile themed parties.
00:08:08.000 Can you imagine if the left had to live up to this kind of scrutiny?
00:08:13.000 They'll go through 700 hours of my footage and try to take words out of context and make a montage, or they just out-and-out lie, which we'll get to.
00:08:21.000 But as far as what we truly believe, they can't debate us.
00:08:26.000 And when Ben Shapiro asks Alexandre Orquezio-Hortez, who is from Puerto Rico originally, she goes, stop cat-calling me.
00:08:36.000 You asking me to debate you is basically rape.
00:08:39.000 You're raping me right now. 0.81
00:08:40.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:41.000 Sorry.
00:08:42.000 Actually, should we just jump ahead to that, to the reaction, before we do the past 20 tweets?
00:08:45.000 Because everyone wants to know, oh, you must have said the N-word or something or called for the assassination of Bernie Sanders.
00:08:53.000 Assassination.
00:08:54.000 Oh, it's a very difficult assassination.
00:08:56.000 You got a very permanent suspension.
00:09:01.000 What if Tony Soprano was on our side?
00:09:03.000 What if he was on our side and really worried about us?
00:09:05.000 He's looking very bad for the new right. 0.51
00:09:08.000 Oh, my God.
00:09:09.000 The devs are out of control.
00:09:13.000 Your soprano is so good, and mine makes me cringe. 0.99
00:09:16.000 My Tony Soprano hurts my ears as much as your Scottish hurts my ears. 0.97
00:09:20.000 It hurts my shoulders when I look at you do it.
00:09:22.000 Very difficult situation.
00:09:24.000 I need to get that eight.
00:09:25.000 You look like the kid doing that Vox video.
00:09:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:28.000 That gay dude. 0.97
00:09:29.000 You know, we just discovered that guy isn't even writing it.
00:09:32.000 He's reading what some cat mom, lonely cat mom, wrote for him.
00:09:36.000 It's some more Tia Adams looking lady. 1.00
00:09:38.000 Yeah.
00:09:39.000 Some woman who doesn't actually want a husband. 1.00
00:09:41.000 I love being single.
00:09:43.000 I love being a booty call at two in the morning and then totally abandoned.
00:09:47.000 It's actually fun.
00:09:48.000 I like not having to get breakfast with them.
00:09:50.000 I have my own breakfast on my own time with me and Mr. Fiddlesticks.
00:09:54.000 It's brutal.
00:09:55.000 It's brutal.
00:09:57.000 All right, let's just, so banned from Twitter and I go, oh, well, you know, it's someone else's platform.
00:10:05.000 Although Trump was told he can't block people because it's a free speech forum, but we're told we can't be on it because it's not a free speech forum.
00:10:12.000 I don't quite get the hypocrisy there, but believe it or not, I'm not crying in the bath.
00:10:16.000 Actually, speaking of fun, I just got an offer to do an Australian tour after this, which was quite fruitful.
00:10:23.000 More money than I've ever been offered for a speaking engagement.
00:10:28.000 Anyway, let's just look at some of the titles from the left.
00:10:31.000 Totally different from the right, but there's, look at variety.
00:10:34.000 Have you got that variety article?
00:10:36.000 Twitter shuts down what?
00:10:40.000 Twitter shuts down accounts of Vice Co-Founder.
00:10:42.000 How long am I going to be the Vice Co-Founder?
00:10:44.000 That was 1994 before any of you were born.
00:10:48.000 Vice co-founder, Gavin McInnis, Proud Boys, ahead of Unite the Right rally.
00:10:54.000 Unite the Right rally?
00:10:55.000 Let's just take a step back here.
00:10:58.000 You know who supports the Unite the Right rally?
00:11:01.000 Nobody.
00:11:02.000 No conservative you've ever heard of and that's ever appeared on a screen that has a job supports Unite the Right.
00:11:12.000 No one.
00:11:13.000 No one that's ever been on Fox News supports the Unite the Right.
00:11:16.000 It is very, very esoteric.
00:11:19.000 It is as far right, I've got to make sure I'm getting my background, my rights and lefts right for your vision, but it is as far right as like a national kill all men, trans Antifa, communist, let's destroy the entire world meeting. 0.76
00:11:36.000 They both exist.
00:11:37.000 I think they're both very similar in the sense that they are both anti-Semites.
00:11:40.000 They both hate Israel.
00:11:41.000 They both love identity politics.
00:11:43.000 They both want big government.
00:11:44.000 They both want more regulation.
00:11:45.000 They're both atheists.
00:11:46.000 Very similar, but very esoteric.
00:11:49.000 No one supports Unite the Right.
00:11:52.000 What about Heather Holly? 1.00
00:11:54.000 Yeah, I'm very sorry about that.
00:11:55.000 Terrible, terrible thing.
00:11:57.000 Not me.
00:11:57.000 That's not my bag.
00:11:58.000 I disavowed Unite the Right before it was cool.
00:12:01.000 I disavowed Unite the Right months before the 2017 one.
00:12:05.000 And when some proud boys said, are you going to disavow this Unite the Right?
00:12:09.000 I honestly said, really?
00:12:11.000 Like, if David Duke has a Klan rally, do I have to go, I have nothing to do with this?
00:12:14.000 It seems redundant at this point.
00:12:16.000 But I tweeted it out anyway about 12 hours before I was banned.
00:12:21.000 And I said, this goes without saying.
00:12:23.000 Have you got that tweet?
00:12:24.000 Well, we'll get to it.
00:12:25.000 Well, let's do them in order.
00:12:26.000 But I said, it goes without saying, but we clearly disavow this.
00:12:30.000 Doy.
00:12:31.000 We're not freaks.
00:12:32.000 We're multiracial, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.97
00:12:34.000 Which is pedantic.
00:12:36.000 It's getting tedious constantly saying that.
00:12:37.000 And that's the rights game.
00:12:38.000 It's in Sololinsky's Rules for Radicals. 0.86
00:12:41.000 Just keep them tangled up with this crap.
00:12:44.000 Keep them like a cat with a ball of yarn dealing, I'm not racist, I'm not racist, not raised, and then we can go and do stuff over there.
00:12:51.000 It's like the settlements in Israel. 0.77
00:12:52.000 Keep them arguing about the settlements, and then we can go throw rockets from Gaza. 0.50
00:12:56.000 Or gay marriage.
00:12:56.000 Gays, are they really dying to get married?
00:12:59.000 Let's keep the debate over there, and then we can be safe over here and just be super gay. 0.52
00:13:04.000 So that was the angle of the left.
00:13:06.000 And there's something curious about this.
00:13:09.000 All the headlines were the same on the left.
00:13:11.000 Ezra Levant's theory is that, you know, it's linked to globalism and what he calls the Borg with the SPLC and the ADL and all these well-funded organizations that get paid to convince paranoid old people that there's Nazis looming around every corner.
00:13:27.000 But isn't it funny they all have the same headline?
00:13:30.000 And by the way, when I saw this headline, I went, what?
00:13:33.000 Unite the Right.
00:13:34.000 That's why.
00:13:34.000 So you're trying to argue that we were banned from Twitter right before Unite the Rights so we couldn't get the Unite the Right thing going?
00:13:42.000 But we don't go to Unite the Right.
00:13:45.000 So that was Variety ahead of.
00:13:47.000 Then what's CBS News?
00:13:51.000 Twitter suspends Proud Boys Gavin McInnes accounts ahead of Unite the Right Rally.
00:13:57.000 Same title.
00:13:58.000 Journalists are so lazy.
00:14:00.000 And one of the reasons I think they're so out of touch these days is they honestly don't leave their little cubicle.
00:14:05.000 Like go to Unite the Right if you're a journalist.
00:14:07.000 You should be safe, obviously, but you should be at that thing.
00:14:11.000 You should be at Tommy Robinson's appeal, whatever, his retrial, whatever you want to call it, on September 4th.
00:14:18.000 You should be going to these things.
00:14:19.000 You're a journalist.
00:14:20.000 You're supposed to have like a, you know, a little notepad everywhere.
00:14:24.000 Excuse me, you're a bum, Charlie.
00:14:25.000 Boom, ba, boom, bum, boom, boom.
00:14:26.000 Breaking news.
00:14:27.000 Hey, do you have anything to say about the blah, blah, blah?
00:14:29.000 Not just Googling other articles and repeating the headline the Borg told you to.
00:14:34.000 So that's one.
00:14:36.000 What was the other one?
00:14:36.000 What's Huffington Post?
00:14:37.000 You got that one?
00:14:39.000 Twitter bans Proud Boys account before Unite the Right to rally.
00:14:45.000 Ooh, so we have some variety here.
00:14:47.000 We've changed ahead of to before.
00:14:50.000 And then Mashable, the same.
00:14:53.000 Pull that up.
00:14:54.000 That should be the next one.
00:14:55.000 I think, did they go for before or ahead of?
00:14:59.000 Oh, that's different.
00:15:01.000 Holy cow, that's different.
00:15:02.000 When I first put this up, it said before.
00:15:06.000 They've changed their title.
00:15:07.000 See, this drives me nuts about the left.
00:15:10.000 Oh, you know what it is?
00:15:11.000 We sent lawyers' letters to all these people.
00:15:14.000 And modern leftist journalism is this amorphous blob that every time you make a mistake, you don't say update.
00:15:22.000 This original version of this said that she died in Kuwait.
00:15:26.000 Now they just make her die in Afghanistan and your mistake is gone. 0.95
00:15:32.000 They made some alterations because of litigation.
00:15:34.000 Yeah, well, it was a very difficult situation.
00:15:37.000 But it always stays in the URL, you'll notice.
00:15:41.000 All right, let's see if BuzzFeed changed their title.
00:15:46.000 Ahead of Unite the Right Relations.
00:15:48.000 They're fine.
00:15:48.000 Actually, that guy, Blake Montgomery, called me and he goes, hi, is this?
00:15:51.000 And I know it's from BuzzFeed.
00:15:52.000 He's like, this is Blake Montgomery.
00:15:54.000 Are you Gavin?
00:15:55.000 And I went, uh-oh, you're clearly gay. 0.98
00:15:58.000 This does not bode well for a fair piece.
00:16:02.000 I don't know what kind of accent I would have expected from BuzzFeed.
00:16:05.000 Look, I hate to hear that, BuzzFeed.
00:16:08.000 I'm tormented.
00:16:09.000 I hate about you.
00:16:09.000 It's absolute crap, by the way.
00:16:12.000 Then I go, oh, thank God, we've got someone who's going to be fair.
00:16:15.000 And then the rap, do they go for before or ahead of?
00:16:18.000 Before.
00:16:20.000 You know what?
00:16:21.000 I appreciate before.
00:16:22.000 I think brevity is more important in journalism.
00:16:25.000 And if you can make it in less words, that's why I hate French.
00:16:27.000 There's too many words.
00:16:29.000 One time I was at a pool in Quebec and these kids got kicked out.
00:16:32.000 And I said, what's going on with them in French?
00:16:34.000 And the guy goes, oh, it is not grave.
00:16:41.000 It is an affair of the young.
00:16:44.000 You see?
00:16:45.000 What?
00:16:46.000 Just say bad kids.
00:16:47.000 Boom, we're done.
00:16:48.000 We don't like floral crap in America or Canada.
00:16:52.000 All right, so, sorry, I'm making this too long, but conservatives, just the facts.
00:16:56.000 Look at these headlines.
00:16:57.000 We got boom, daily caller.
00:16:59.000 Twitter suspends libertarian commenter.
00:17:02.000 Boom, we're done.
00:17:03.000 Just the facts.
00:17:04.000 Breitbart, you got Breitbart up there?
00:17:06.000 What'd they say?
00:17:07.000 Twitter bans conservative commenteer Gavin McInnis.
00:17:09.000 Boom, totally true.
00:17:10.000 Gotcha.
00:17:11.000 Oh, by the way, can I just say something?
00:17:13.000 Go back to that picture.
00:17:14.000 That's me at the premiere of Creative Control.
00:17:17.000 And it's a movie I did with a bunch of cool people that were really funny, like Reggie Watts.
00:17:22.000 And after I saw the premiere, there's a guy having a panic attack at a disco, at a panic at the disco.
00:17:28.000 And I said, why'd you make the movie so sort of the music so normal for that scene?
00:17:33.000 The person's freaking out at a dance club.
00:17:35.000 You should have made it trippy music.
00:17:36.000 And he goes, we did.
00:17:38.000 And then they found out you were in the movie.
00:17:40.000 And the artist said, quote unquote, he wants trans people to die.
00:17:44.000 So at the 11th hour, I had to remove it.
00:17:46.000 New stock music.
00:17:49.000 Yeah, I want trans people to die. 1.00
00:17:51.000 That's what I want.
00:17:52.000 This is the thing.
00:17:54.000 All of their allegations are based on lies.
00:17:56.000 Like, if someone wanted all trans people to die, that's a good argument to say that guy is a real problem. 1.00
00:18:02.000 He wants people to die.
00:18:03.000 That's an issue.
00:18:04.000 But none of it's ever based on what you truly believe.
00:18:07.000 Like, here's something I truly believe.
00:18:08.000 Trans people are not women. 1.00
00:18:10.000 A trans man is, a man who's in a dress is not a woman. 0.99
00:18:13.000 He's mostly, usually, a mentally ill gay. 0.98
00:18:16.000 That's controversial enough.
00:18:17.000 Why do you have to lie?
00:18:19.000 You hate all immigrants. 1.00
00:18:20.000 No, I love immigrants.
00:18:22.000 I'm an immigrant.
00:18:23.000 I just think that Islamic immigrants have a disproportionate number of jihadists. 1.00
00:18:29.000 And as far as the Mexican illegals we're getting these days, they're not sending their best.
00:18:33.000 A disproportionate number of them are rapists.
00:18:35.000 That's why 80% of the women crossing the border get raped. 1.00
00:18:40.000 80%?
00:18:41.000 I mean, when Genghis Khan invaded a village, what was it?
00:18:44.000 Probably 25%.
00:18:46.000 You're worse than Genghis Khan.
00:18:50.000 And I think if you do you and me plus 23 or whatever that thing is, everyone in Asia has some Genghis Khan in them. 0.81
00:18:58.000 Some had more than others.
00:19:02.000 All right.
00:19:05.000 You have any Genghis Khan in you?
00:19:07.000 No, you want some?
00:19:09.000 Do that as Andrew Dice Clay.
00:19:12.000 I got Genghis Khan in me.
00:19:15.000 Honey, is that what?
00:19:16.000 Wow.
00:19:17.000 So you don't do Andrew Dice Clay.
00:19:19.000 It's basically what we're getting from.
00:19:22.000 No, I do Anthony Coomi's Genghis Khan.
00:19:25.000 Oh, right.
00:19:26.000 It's like David Bowie when he did Andy Warhol.
00:19:29.000 Everyone is now going to see that as Andy Warhol.
00:19:31.000 So when you do Andy Warhol, if you don't do it like David Bowie did it.
00:19:34.000 Yeah.
00:19:34.000 because no one remembers Andy Warhol, there's no very little footage of him.
00:19:39.000 All right, ready?
00:19:39.000 We're ready to start.
00:19:40.000 Yeah, and then there's this one too, also: PJ Media, Friday Purge, Twitter D platforms, Gavin McInnis, and the Proud Boys accounts.
00:19:46.000 Yeah, go through that one.
00:19:47.000 That one was very well done and included tons of other people.
00:19:53.000 Oh, yeah, it's not just me, right?
00:19:55.000 So I'm done.
00:19:56.000 Proud Boys is done.
00:19:57.000 Proud Boys Girls is done, but every single account that's Proud Boys is gone.
00:20:04.000 And if you try to send a link, oh, that's what I wanted you to go back, go back.
00:20:08.000 If you try to send a link, like to a Proud Boys website that says we're not racist, whatever, we didn't do that, the tweet won't send.
00:20:15.000 So it's put a block on that entire thing.
00:20:17.000 I honestly don't think the KKK has that kind of stringent regulation.
00:20:22.000 And you know why that is?
00:20:24.000 Because, and I hate using this word, we're cool.
00:20:28.000 Sorry, that was making me cringe to say.
00:20:30.000 But that's what it comes down to.
00:20:31.000 Look at that video.
00:20:32.000 Play that video.
00:20:34.000 Ryan.
00:20:35.000 This is why we're banned.
00:20:38.000 Because a bunch of miscreant vagrants, there we go, a bunch of rich kids, not vagrants, a bunch of professor's sons attacked us when we were unarmed and Rufio knocked them out.
00:20:50.000 Rufio Paman, by the way, Rufio is also banned.
00:20:52.000 They started a fight when we were protecting, basically doing bodyguard work for a Christian named Joey Gibson at Patriot Prayer, and we beat them all up.
00:21:02.000 Unarmed, they were armed.
00:21:04.000 That has a lot of appeal to the young people.
00:21:06.000 In fact, Proud Boy's numbers swelled after that.
00:21:08.000 So what do you do when someone's getting popular for being awesome?
00:21:11.000 You try to stop their voice.
00:21:13.000 Well, I was in punk bands in the 80s.
00:21:17.000 I was trading cassette tapes with people in Britain in 1986.
00:21:22.000 There was life before social media, believe it or not.
00:21:25.000 We were able to congregate.
00:21:26.000 We were able to have massive festivals and concerts without any social media.
00:21:32.000 We don't need you.
00:21:33.000 The genie's out of the bottle, the cat is out of the bag, and you're out of your mind.
00:21:38.000 Why didn't I think of that at the very end?
00:21:40.000 That would have been a perfect ending.
00:21:41.000 It's pretty good.
00:21:42.000 All right.
00:21:43.000 So I promised you you would see my last 20 tweets.
00:21:47.000 This is rare.
00:21:48.000 Usually people go, but I didn't say that.
00:21:50.000 And then they can't show you.
00:21:51.000 But for some reason, I'm able to show you.
00:21:53.000 So here's my very last tweet before I was banned.
00:21:56.000 It says, today's GOML podcast, you have a finite amount of qi.
00:22:00.000 Chi is that stupid hippie term for body energy.
00:22:03.000 You can mess with that using drugs, blah, blah, blah.
00:22:05.000 So it was about my free podcast, which is Get Off My Lawn.
00:22:08.000 And it was me saying that you really, I honestly, this is a discovery I had recently.
00:22:16.000 You don't have an infinite amount of productivity in you.
00:22:19.000 So like say you have a super important, I'm off at a tangent now, but this was my point.
00:22:23.000 And this is the evil person you're trying to censor.
00:22:25.000 Say you have an insanely important pitch the next day or a big meeting.
00:22:30.000 Don't go out the night before.
00:22:31.000 And then that day, don't do anything.
00:22:33.000 Have a bath.
00:22:34.000 Go for a walk.
00:22:35.000 Don't talk to anyone.
00:22:36.000 So when you get to that pitch or that meeting, it's you're fresh as a daisy and ready to rock.
00:22:43.000 That just reminded me, I've got a ton of important meetings tonight and I'm spending all my chips.
00:22:47.000 I'm going to suck at these meetings.
00:22:49.000 These are meetings about suing Twitter and all kinds of other stuff.
00:22:52.000 Which, by the way, I got to be careful about because I'm actually kind of glad.
00:22:56.000 Hey, judge, don't use this.
00:22:58.000 This is inadmissible.
00:22:59.000 The things I'm about to say are lies.
00:23:03.000 I'm actually kind of glad.
00:23:04.000 I was addicted to it.
00:23:05.000 And my brain was starting to think in a Twitter mentality.
00:23:09.000 Like I'd think of something or my toothpaste would fall sideways and I'd go, looks like my toothpaste is drunk.
00:23:14.000 Oh, that's a tweet.
00:23:15.000 I'll take a picture of the toothpaste and blah, blah, blah.
00:23:17.000 You start living your life through Twitter and my kids would be saying, dad, want to play catch?
00:23:21.000 Ah, I haven't even checked my tweets in at least four minutes.
00:23:25.000 Obviously not, dude.
00:23:27.000 I actually paid my son.
00:23:28.000 I said, I'll give you a dollar every time you catch me on my phone.
00:23:32.000 And he ended up making up to like 50 bucks, which I gave him.
00:23:36.000 Then he just bought fries for everyone after school.
00:23:38.000 So this cold turkey is actually good for me.
00:23:42.000 And I kind of feel liberated.
00:23:44.000 All right, Judge, now you can unplug your ears, Judge.
00:23:48.000 Back to the lawsuit where I sue you for taking Twitter away from me.
00:23:52.000 All right, so that was number one, right?
00:23:54.000 Second last was me saying, Kathy Shadle criticized improv people, and I criticized the It's coming out cropped.
00:24:06.000 You're not looking very prepared.
00:24:09.000 I know, but try criticizing.
00:24:12.000 Oh, sorry, I'm right.
00:24:13.000 I mean, I'm wrong.
00:24:15.000 I'm like the fawns.
00:24:16.000 You ever see the fawns try to say wrong?
00:24:18.000 Look, I was when I'm wrong, I say, look, I'm really sorry, I was right.
00:24:24.000 No, I was right.
00:24:25.000 No, right.
00:24:28.000 I say it like Ted Kennedy after he killed that girl.
00:24:33.000 She drowned, and that was my good. 0.99
00:24:36.000 I was right.
00:24:40.000 So, yeah, Kathy Shadow criticized improv people, and there was intense blowback. 0.96
00:24:45.000 And there are certain groups that are very verbose online.
00:24:48.000 I find gays are like that, probably because they don't have a family, like kids running around. 1.00
00:24:53.000 So they tend to, when you make a gay enemy online, Asians too.
00:24:59.000 I did an article called Asian Privilege, where I took an article about white privilege, and I just did an edit replace and changed everything to Asian.
00:25:05.000 And wow, my inbox was full that week.
00:25:08.000 But anyway, Kathy Shadow points out improv people are rough.
00:25:11.000 And I said Disney cruise.
00:25:13.000 I wrote an article in 2011, I think, about a Disney cruise.
00:25:16.000 Well, it's right here.
00:25:18.000 Yeah, 2011.
00:25:19.000 So seven years ago.
00:25:21.000 And I'm still getting crap for daring to criticize Disney.
00:25:24.000 When they have fans, they have fans.
00:25:25.000 And I'll say it again.
00:25:26.000 Disney cruises suck. 0.99
00:25:30.000 And everyone on them is boring.
00:25:36.000 What's that now?
00:25:37.000 One, two, three.
00:25:40.000 I'm consistently shocked by the brutal grammar in millennial tweets.
00:25:43.000 And this is a guy that said, I so love, I loved vice until they had an agenda.
00:25:49.000 Coincidence or directly related from your departure?
00:25:54.000 Education has gotten so bad.
00:25:56.000 I think the teachers are totally focused on Marxism and they forgot to teach spelling and grammar.
00:26:00.000 Have you noticed when they do dollar signs now?
00:26:02.000 It's one and then the dollar sign afterwards?
00:26:04.000 Or even Ryan, have a look at Ryan today.
00:26:07.000 He came into the office and I said, You're looking all fancy.
00:26:09.000 Why are you so dressed up?
00:26:10.000 And he said the following: I'm wearing this in solemnness as to the situation.
00:26:16.000 Something like that.
00:26:17.000 I think that's better than what I said, actually.
00:26:19.000 As to.
00:26:20.000 You said you should say, first of all, you have to convey your joke so you can't be giggling and you have to go, I'm wearing this because of this solemn day.
00:26:29.000 Boom.
00:26:30.000 Like, as to and purposefully instead of purposeful, or misogynistic instead of misogynist.
00:26:37.000 They keep adding all these extra things to sound smart.
00:26:39.000 They sound like a rapper wearing fake glasses.
00:26:42.000 All right, next.
00:26:44.000 Weird that a white supremacist wouldn't know what the word white looks like or a swastika for that matter, hashtag hoax.
00:26:51.000 And this is a BLM activist clearly lying and saying that Nazis wrote white W-I-T-E.
00:26:58.000 Is he illiterate or is he trying to make them, does he think that hillbillies are illiterate?
00:27:03.000 White pride, Jesus, what if he can't spell the word white?
00:27:06.000 How embarrassing would that be?
00:27:09.000 Someone went, yeah, I like your hate crime hoax, but you spelled white wrong.
00:27:12.000 Did you know there was another one recently where it said something about black people and said B-L-A-C with no K?
00:27:19.000 And there was enough room for a K. There's always enough.
00:27:22.000 There's enough room for three K's.
00:27:24.000 That's kind of my motto.
00:27:26.000 And they also did the swastika wrong where I assume if you're a white nationalist, you're seeing a lot of Nazi books.
00:27:31.000 You have them in your house.
00:27:32.000 A backward swastika should probably look unusual to you. 0.89
00:27:34.000 You should go, I'm not Hindu. 1.00
00:27:36.000 I don't believe in reincarnation.
00:27:39.000 That's like a Salvador Dali swastika.
00:27:41.000 It's like drooping off the...
00:27:45.000 Yeah, that's the guy.
00:27:46.000 Now, I don't know black culture that well, especially American black culture, but maybe we should ask Sway. 0.97
00:27:52.000 Sway, do you think this is a hate crime hoax?
00:27:55.000 Sway in the morning with MTV News.
00:27:57.000 Lee is dead.
00:27:58.000 Blink 182 making top of the charts, and this is a hoax.
00:28:02.000 That one wasn't great.
00:28:04.000 What?
00:28:05.000 It sounds too Kermy. 0.84
00:28:07.000 All right, now we're up to like one, two, three, four.
00:28:11.000 This is my fifth last week.
00:28:13.000 We're going way over.
00:28:13.000 This is going to be an extra long episode.
00:28:15.000 Usually these are TV length, 42 minutes, so we can put in some Ford commercials.
00:28:20.000 Actually, I don't know why we bother making them 42 minutes because the whole purpose of CR-TV is that we don't have to worry about boycotts or advertisers or social media, social justice warrior social media pressure.
00:28:34.000 All right, this was a funny sketch by, I retweeted this, a funny sketch by Harry and Paul.
00:28:41.000 And they are possibly the funniest sketch show on earth and totally politically incorrect.
00:28:47.000 Now, this is a great sketch because it's lampooning American tourists and how annoying they are and how they won't shut up when they come to visit Britain.
00:28:56.000 But with all this new political correctness, it actually looks like they're lampooning burqas, but they're not. 0.99
00:29:02.000 But that's how I love it because things are so taboo now that even when someone isn't making fun of Islam, it looks like they are.
00:29:09.000 So here's the actual sketch I read.
00:29:15.000 Hello, how are you today?
00:29:16.000 Hello, how are you?
00:29:18.000 What a great day, huh?
00:29:20.000 And I need scotch tape for my bifocals.
00:29:23.000 I think they call it cello tape.
00:29:25.000 Cello tape.
00:29:26.000 All right.
00:29:26.000 Cello tape.
00:29:27.000 Cello tape.
00:29:28.000 Where's the cello tape?
00:29:30.000 Have you noticed that British people can rarely do good American accents?
00:29:33.000 No, that's not true.
00:29:33.000 They're all the Andrew Garfield, every actor in Hollywood.
00:29:36.000 When I meet them, though, in Britain, they can't.
00:29:38.000 And every time I say do an American accent, they say, okay, man, let's go down to the disco, man.
00:29:44.000 That's how they think we talk.
00:29:45.000 So jump a little ahead a bit to the Burqa. 0.95
00:29:48.000 Wait a minute.
00:29:49.000 All righty.
00:29:50.000 Okay.
00:29:51.000 Smile.
00:29:52.000 Uh-oh, we're lagging.
00:29:55.000 Are you smiling?
00:29:57.000 Oh, he's taking pictures of him and a woman in a Burqa, right? 0.97
00:30:00.000 So anyway, it's not good quality footage and it's not streaming very well, but they sit there and they show pictures of other women they've met with a Burka, and she's like, probably pretty, pretty, probably pretty, pretty.
00:30:10.000 It's a funny clip.
00:30:12.000 All right?
00:30:12.000 You should check it out.
00:30:13.000 You should check out any Harry and Paul thing.
00:30:14.000 All right.
00:30:15.000 Next one.
00:30:16.000 We're running out of time here.
00:30:18.000 Chadwick Moore put up this post.
00:30:20.000 Zuckerberg-owned Instagram.
00:30:23.000 Sorry, Zuckerberg-owned Instagram rushed to take this meme down for hate speech after I posted this morning and saw it going viral.
00:30:30.000 This is inarguably political speech and a powerful meme.
00:30:35.000 We must have an Internet Bill of Rights, real Candaceau, real Donald Trump.
00:30:38.000 Chadwick Moore, by the way, is getting real pissed off at all this stuff, by the way.
00:30:41.000 And that is a picture of post-segregation education in America.
00:30:49.000 And they had a real black girl. 0.69
00:30:52.000 What would this be, like 1945, 1950?
00:30:56.000 Going to a white school and people screaming at her.
00:30:59.000 I assume it would be the N-word.
00:31:01.000 And this is exactly what Candace Owens, who's been photoshopped in there, went through with these social justice warriors. 0.98
00:31:06.000 It was rich white girls screaming, F-white supremacy, at a black girl who was just trying to have breakfast. 1.00
00:31:14.000 Can you believe that?
00:31:16.000 All right, next one.
00:31:18.000 Oh, this is an interesting one.
00:31:19.000 I tweeted that I liked a song, so the radio station bandit.
00:31:23.000 Ty Richards has a song called Western Chauvinist.
00:31:27.000 And he's never said, half the people think they're making fun of Proud Boys and me, and the other half think that's a cool song.
00:31:33.000 It's none of your business what the artist's intention was, right?
00:31:36.000 But I, first I took it as he's being sincere and he likes this.
00:31:40.000 Then I heard it was a joke and I just made a gif that had a black kid going, because it came up when I said feelings hurt. 0.97
00:31:48.000 What's that called again when you use a black meme?
00:31:50.000 Digital appropriation or something?
00:31:52.000 I've never, digital appropriate.
00:31:54.000 Never, digital appropriate.
00:31:55.000 I almost didn't pick that one up for a second.
00:31:57.000 I didn't know.
00:32:00.000 No, it really is, though.
00:32:01.000 No, digital blackface.
00:32:03.000 Sorry, Tony.
00:32:04.000 It's okay.
00:32:06.000 Digital blackface. 0.93
00:32:08.000 So, yeah.
00:32:09.000 So I tweeted out, hey, this is a cool song.
00:32:11.000 They pulled Austin KUTX Radio pulled the song from the station after I tweeted that I liked the song.
00:32:21.000 How did we get here?
00:32:23.000 How is this America?
00:32:24.000 This is insane.
00:32:25.000 It's sort of like when they found out Proud Boys wore Fred Perry's and they demanded Fred Perry disavow us.
00:32:31.000 So the CEO of Fred Perry goes, I don't like those guys.
00:32:34.000 I don't care.
00:32:36.000 I don't care if the guy, the company who makes my pants likes me or not.
00:32:41.000 Hey, check it out.
00:32:42.000 I'm wearing Levi's.
00:32:43.000 And by the way, they're huge fans of me.
00:32:46.000 What a bizarre need.
00:32:47.000 And why do you care if someone likes a song?
00:32:50.000 They love this song.
00:32:51.000 It was like number three in the charts.
00:32:54.000 It was on heavy rotation at KUTX because they thought it was making fun of me.
00:32:57.000 And then when they considered the possibility, by the way, Ty Richards, I had him on the show.
00:33:01.000 It's free on CRTV.
00:33:03.000 He refuses to say if he's making fun of me or not.
00:33:06.000 And I don't care.
00:33:06.000 I don't want to hear if he is or not.
00:33:08.000 It's none of my business.
00:33:10.000 Why do you want to ruin art?
00:33:12.000 Why do you want to ruin fun?
00:33:14.000 Yes, Alex Jones is hyperbolic.
00:33:16.000 Yes, he says crazy stuff.
00:33:18.000 He takes something true and then gives it a very colorful headline.
00:33:23.000 Like the tabloids when they say, Miley Cyrus wishes she was old. 0.95
00:33:29.000 And then you read the article and she says, I wish I could play older roles in movies.
00:33:34.000 I get it.
00:33:35.000 You're being didactic.
00:33:37.000 You're giving me colorful language.
00:33:39.000 This censorship, this scrutiny is killing the color.
00:33:44.000 It's killing the fun.
00:33:45.000 It's killing the way we talk.
00:33:46.000 We're at a point now where if you say this is gay, they have a huge campaign against it.
00:33:51.000 When you say something's gay, you're making fun of the way you spoke in grade school.
00:33:55.000 You're not actually saying, I don't like that record because it has sex with men and it's a male record and it's a homosexual piece of vinyl. 0.86
00:34:04.000 What do you think we think?
00:34:05.000 I love Unite the Right.
00:34:06.000 It's a totally awesome rally.
00:34:08.000 Lots of conservatives are going to be there, what, chanting blood and soil?
00:34:12.000 Are you out of your mind?
00:34:14.000 It's willful ignorance.
00:34:15.000 You know that's not true.
00:34:17.000 You hear a joke and take it seriously like I did that video, 10 Things I Hate About the Jews. 1.00
00:34:22.000 It was much more incendiary.
00:34:23.000 It had more swear words when I first put it up and Rebel changed it after getting pressure.
00:34:27.000 But if you were to watch the video, I'm playing a drunk Archie Bunker in Israel who's mad that Israelis don't love Israel enough and are ashamed of their wall and give Palestinians too much leeway. 0.52
00:34:39.000 And I wish they would love Trump more.
00:34:41.000 It was the farthest thing from anti-Semitic.
00:34:43.000 But people still go.
00:34:45.000 I read Jonathan Swift wants the Irish to eat their babies.
00:34:49.000 He's pro-cannibal.
00:34:51.000 And they know that's not true, but they just want to win.
00:34:54.000 So they're willfully ignorant.
00:34:56.000 We are going way too long here.
00:34:58.000 All right, here we go.
00:34:59.000 We're up to like, I don't know, the 10th one?
00:35:02.000 Eight.
00:35:04.000 Thanks to Milo for recognizing the Donald Trump star thing is a proud boy thing.
00:35:08.000 Get your Donald Trump star here.
00:35:10.000 You ready, folks?
00:35:11.000 The grand reveal.
00:35:13.000 This is the whodunit in Clue.
00:35:15.000 This is why we're banned.
00:35:18.000 A proud boy put up those Donald Trump stickers.
00:35:22.000 Put it back up there.
00:35:22.000 They don't even see my ugly face.
00:35:25.000 Put up those Donald Trump stickers.
00:35:27.000 The faction.
00:35:28.000 Faction and Sabo are both Proud Boy affiliated.
00:35:32.000 They put those up.
00:35:33.000 They put up 45 of them.
00:35:35.000 And I was kind of annoyed that we don't get enough credit.
00:35:37.000 I actually asked those guys, can you put a little logo on the corner or something?
00:35:40.000 And they go, no, I'm not doing that.
00:35:41.000 Don't affect my art.
00:35:44.000 And this is, again, I hate this word, but it was cool.
00:35:48.000 And it has mainstream appeal, especially, not mainstream appeal, but sort of hip appeal.
00:35:52.000 God, I hate you making me say these words.
00:35:56.000 But that's what scares the left.
00:35:59.000 They don't mind Richard Spencer, David Duke, Jason Kessler.
00:36:01.000 They don't really care about Unite the Right because they know it has no appeal.
00:36:05.000 But this kind of thing is funny.
00:36:07.000 It's fun.
00:36:08.000 And they hate Trump supporters doing funny and fun and rebellious and interesting stuff because it's too appealing.
00:36:16.000 And we have 18 to 25, 25% of them identifying as not liberal for the first time since the 80s.
00:36:22.000 We have a 20% support rate from black Americans.
00:36:25.000 That's the highest it's ever been as far as black supporting right-wing leaders.
00:36:31.000 There is a major walkaway movement going on right now, and the left is hysterical.
00:36:36.000 They're floundering trying to change it.
00:36:39.000 And I honestly believe that it was this, me taking credit for these stickers and then Milo subsequently having them mass produced and selling them that made the left go, all right, we got to pull the plug here.
00:36:51.000 This is getting too fun.
00:36:53.000 These guys are getting too interesting.
00:36:55.000 Ty Richards is making some cool songs.
00:36:57.000 They're too much like Animal House meets Jackass meets the Knights of Columbus. 0.88
00:37:01.000 That's too appealing.
00:37:03.000 I have to pretend they're incels or something or they're the tiki torch guys. 0.97
00:37:08.000 This is too fun.
00:37:10.000 And that's why I always say that this whole thing, this political correctness, this war is a war on fun.
00:37:17.000 All right.
00:37:18.000 The gods must be angry.
00:37:20.000 So Howard Stern, when Alex Jones was a victim of the conservative purge, by the way, when I had him on my show, he said, you're next.
00:37:28.000 And I was purged 12 hours later.
00:37:31.000 But I heard Howard Stern on this show and he said, you know, this is, I don't do a very good Howard Stern.
00:37:37.000 I assume you don't either.
00:37:38.000 You know, this is Robin.
00:37:40.000 Hey, Robin.
00:37:41.000 Robin, this is, you know, you know what annoys me about Howard Stern is he has this thing where he interviews celebrities and he'll say, oh, you met Robert De Niro.
00:37:49.000 Were you intimidated?
00:37:50.000 Were you scared?
00:37:51.000 No, dude, I'm a famous person.
00:37:53.000 I'm Ryan Reynolds.
00:37:54.000 I was in Disney shows when I was eight.
00:37:56.000 I've never not been around famous people.
00:37:57.000 I wasn't scared.
00:37:59.000 And then the other trope, everyone is, have you tried therapy?
00:38:01.000 You got to try therapy.
00:38:03.000 God, it's so tedious.
00:38:04.000 Anyway, so he said, and this doesn't matter.
00:38:09.000 It doesn't matter how you feel about Alex Jones.
00:38:11.000 Howard Stern, the guy who's likely paid millions in fines for violating the regulations, he said, well, at the end of the day, it's like screaming fire in a crowded theater.
00:38:26.000 What are you me when I was 15?
00:38:29.000 For once and for all, can we explain that thing?
00:38:32.000 It was a 1919, literally from 1919, analogy used by a judge, not a dictum.
00:38:39.000 Actually, it was a dictum.
00:38:40.000 It wasn't a law.
00:38:41.000 And it was overturned like 40 years ago, the law that that analogy was made from.
00:38:46.000 You cannot yell fire in a crowded theater if you know there's no fire and if you know it's going to do damage and hurt people.
00:38:57.000 Alex Jones is not screaming fire in a theater that has no fire and he doesn't know people are going to get hurt.
00:39:03.000 This Sandy Hook thing, he said, he didn't know parents were going to get harassed.
00:39:09.000 So he screamed fire in a theater he believed to be on fire, not knowing it would hurt anyone.
00:39:14.000 So, even in your ridiculous, facile analogy, you're wrong.
00:39:18.000 But it just pissed me off that Howard Stern, who I used to listen to every time I got in the car, was so quick to throw someone else under the bus now that he's making $90 million a year and can just impress his Hollywood friends.
00:39:30.000 All he cares about is being invited to Jimmy Kimmel's dinner parties.
00:39:33.000 He doesn't really care about justice or truth anymore.
00:39:35.000 He has nothing but disdain for his listeners, and he knows that they're mostly Trump supporters, and that makes him sick.
00:39:40.000 What is it about money?
00:39:42.000 I'm rich.
00:39:42.000 I'm not a douche.
00:39:44.000 Why do people become a bunch of white-glove-wearing, monocle-wearing D-bags when they become millionaires?
00:39:51.000 Is it just getting invited to parties?
00:39:53.000 I don't want to go to parties.
00:39:54.000 I've got a wife and three kids.
00:39:56.000 I dread party invitations.
00:39:58.000 Actually, I want to be invited.
00:39:59.000 I just don't want to go.
00:40:01.000 That's how you feel when you're my age.
00:40:05.000 I saw a tweet about that recently, which I'll never see again.
00:40:08.000 It said, I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.
00:40:12.000 Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
00:40:16.000 All right, I don't know what number we're at now.
00:40:18.000 But some guy named Discontented Progressive, always anonymous, by the way.
00:40:22.000 You'll notice the alt-right and the alt-left always hide their faces.
00:40:24.000 Yo, but I don't want to get fired.
00:40:26.000 Dude, I've been nothing but fired.
00:40:28.000 I get fired so much that when my son is trying something, he wants to quit, I say, hey, you're a McKinnis. 1.00
00:40:33.000 McKinnis's don't quit.
00:40:35.000 We get fired.
00:40:36.000 Ooh, that's a good tweet.
00:40:40.000 So this guy goes, dude, your proud boys are in the top three groups people think of when coming up with lists of alt-right groups.
00:40:46.000 And I go, yes, and you A-holds also think Trump is a white supremacist.
00:40:51.000 And he goes, the shoe fits.
00:40:53.000 So the fact that everyone in your little bubble perceives you that way doesn't mean that you're that way.
00:41:00.000 And they always use this.
00:41:00.000 I've actually, when I try to sue these people, their lawyers go, well, I don't think it was egregious for me to accuse you of that because the SPLC, the blah, blah, blah.
00:41:08.000 And they list five idiots who have also said it, implying that it must be true now that it's said a lot.
00:41:14.000 That's not the way the truth works.
00:41:16.000 The truth is true and lies are lies no matter how many people on each side.
00:41:19.000 And as I said earlier, all I see online is you're a Nazi.
00:41:22.000 And then I go outside and it's like, hey, Gav, can I get a selfie? 0.52
00:41:25.000 That's in New York City.
00:41:27.000 Jesus Christ, in Texas, I'm probably the Beatles.
00:41:31.000 All right, here's the doozy.
00:41:33.000 August 10th.
00:41:34.000 What are we today?
00:41:35.000 August 11th.
00:41:36.000 So this was still yesterday.
00:41:37.000 This is what I mean about addicted.
00:41:38.000 I'm clearly tweeting too much.
00:41:42.000 This is like Orson Welles getting banned from drinking Paul Masson wines.
00:41:47.000 Just do anything?
00:41:49.000 That's an inside joke.
00:41:50.000 He did a commercial drunk.
00:41:52.000 I highly recommend you look up Orson Welles' Paul Masson Outtakes.
00:41:56.000 So here is a tweet Proud Boys asked me to put up.
00:41:58.000 One Proud Boy asked me to put up just so if anyone asks him, he can reference it.
00:42:02.000 And I went, okay, sounds like I'm saying I don't have orgies every morning, but here we go.
00:42:08.000 Holy shit.
00:42:09.000 There are people who have orgies every morning.
00:42:11.000 That must be fun, huh?
00:42:12.000 Did he have to have orgies every morning?
00:42:14.000 Dude, I get an orgy like right when I wake up.
00:42:17.000 Dude, it's brutal.
00:42:20.000 Dude, it's unbelievable.
00:42:21.000 Well, judging by his wife, he definitely got bored of screwing hot chicks. 1.00
00:42:28.000 All right.
00:42:29.000 It goes without saying, proud boys have nothing to do with this and won't go near it.
00:42:36.000 We are a multiracial group that eschews, I have a big vocabulary, the alt-right and despise, and they eschew us too, by the way.
00:42:44.000 The alt-right gives me death threats all the time.
00:42:47.000 And despise DNC operatives such as Occupy Wall Street's Jason Kessler.
00:42:52.000 And then it was information about Unite the Right.
00:42:55.000 Next, we got to wrap this up here.
00:42:56.000 This is, we're like 20 minutes.
00:42:58.000 Dude, we're like 20 minutes over.
00:42:59.000 We're 43 in.
00:43:01.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:43:01.000 43.
00:43:02.000 But I will power through it.
00:43:04.000 Dads go bald from the sword of Damocles constantly scraping their head.
00:43:07.000 Now, I am so addicted or was so addicted to Twitter that I would think of tweets as I slept, and I dreamt this tweet.
00:43:15.000 And it's actually completely brilliant because people tend to forget that a man has everything on his shoulders.
00:43:22.000 He has to make sure all his kids have health care.
00:43:23.000 He has to make sure no one hurts the house.
00:43:25.000 He has to make sure his wife's safe.
00:43:26.000 There's always money for food.
00:43:28.000 Everyone is his responsibility.
00:43:29.000 There's always the sword of Damocles.
00:43:31.000 Say you go camping.
00:43:33.000 You've got to make sure that the kids are safe and they're not going to go near the water and drown.
00:43:36.000 That's your job.
00:43:37.000 The wife's job is to make sure the community of the little mini community of the home is safe and nurtured and everyone feels loved. 1.00
00:43:44.000 The guy has to sort of be on the front lines with his spear going, anyone trying to mess with us? 0.98
00:43:48.000 Anyone trying to mess with us?
00:43:49.000 It's a sword of Damocles.
00:43:50.000 And men tend to be balder than women. 1.00
00:43:51.000 And that's a great way to sum it up in a very short sentence.
00:43:53.000 That should be a t-shirt, by the way.
00:43:55.000 In your dream, you're Dennis Miller?
00:43:58.000 I don't get it.
00:43:59.000 Dads go bold from the sword of Damocles constantly scraping their head.
00:44:07.000 It's like the book of Ecclesiastes.
00:44:10.000 Does he have those written down on cue cards?
00:44:12.000 I don't know.
00:44:14.000 They're pretty good.
00:44:14.000 That just made me go red with laughter.
00:44:18.000 All right.
00:44:19.000 In the slogan, Make America Great Again, when specifically, so this John Fugal saying, he's kind of an annoying leftist pussy who always buckles when you confront him, but he's tough on Twitter. 0.72
00:44:30.000 And he goes, in the slogan, Make America Great Again, when specifically in U.S. history does the again part refer back to?
00:44:36.000 Questions for Trump defenders, number one, MAGA.
00:44:39.000 We get this a lot.
00:44:40.000 And they go, you want to make America Great Again back in slavery days. 0.80
00:44:43.000 Yeah, I want to go back to the days when people died when they scraped their knee.
00:44:47.000 I want to go back to the days where cotton was so uncomfortable that everything you put on felt like a potato sack.
00:44:54.000 I want to go back to the days where you had sex with one person you didn't know and you died of syphilis. 0.75
00:45:00.000 Nobody wants to go back to that.
00:45:01.000 You got to look this up, Brian.
00:45:02.000 Look up Legs by ZZ Top.
00:45:06.000 It's an 80s.
00:45:07.000 We want to go back to the 80s, basically.
00:45:09.000 We want to go back to the days when men were men and you rode jet skis with wraparound sunglasses and guys with blonde hair weren't immediately assumed to be date rapists and the blue-haired cat moms were not in control of every second-tier blog that every mom read and then hassled you about.
00:45:27.000 Actually, my mom was pretty awesome about all this stuff.
00:45:30.000 She's like, give them hell, boy. 1.00
00:45:32.000 So I wish I could join you.
00:45:34.000 I like how they go to people's homes to harass their families.
00:45:37.000 If anyone goes to my parents' house and tries to harass them for their son, they're dead.
00:45:42.000 But anyway, jump to the middle of that video.
00:45:45.000 And this is what MAGA people want.
00:45:48.000 We want to go back to this part.
00:45:50.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:45:52.000 This is what year John Fugo sang we want to get back to.
00:45:56.000 These hot chicks, by the way, I married my wife because she reminded me of this video. 1.00
00:46:01.000 I saw her get out of a taxi and said, must have her, must have her. 0.99
00:46:06.000 So these super hot chicks show up to this nerdy girl who's getting bullied and they give her a makeover. 1.00
00:46:12.000 And then they get her back, they get her nails did. 1.00
00:46:15.000 Maybe jump a little bit ahead.
00:46:16.000 This is a little tedious.
00:46:19.000 And they dress her up in that awesome best era.
00:46:22.000 Oh my word.
00:46:24.000 Socks and heels.
00:46:26.000 I mean, you could put Rosie O'Donnell in socks and heels and I'm in.
00:46:29.000 No, go back.
00:46:29.000 Don't take away from the video.
00:46:30.000 Why'd you go away?
00:46:31.000 Can I show you the tough enough video?
00:46:32.000 No, no, go back to that!
00:46:34.000 God, you cut away from socks and heels to this. 0.95
00:46:38.000 That's rape. 1.00
00:46:41.000 You raped men's eyes. 1.00
00:46:43.000 This is what we're looking for with MAGA, folks.
00:46:45.000 Here it is.
00:46:54.000 You know, when women could be sexy? 1.00
00:46:58.000 When men got in fights?
00:47:00.000 I'm not looking even for Archie Bunker days.
00:47:02.000 Just the 80s will do fine, thanks.
00:47:04.000 Even 1990, I think Trump was on the cover of Playboy in 1990, was it?
00:47:08.000 That'll do.
00:47:10.000 All right, you can find your tough enough.
00:47:12.000 Oh, is that ZZ Top 2?
00:47:13.000 No.
00:47:15.000 This better be good.
00:47:16.000 This is not in our prep work.
00:47:17.000 It's like that on crack.
00:47:19.000 Seven days a week, just so I can come home and kiss your cheek.
00:47:25.000 What's with the berets they wore?
00:47:28.000 Yeah, that's a little much for me.
00:47:29.000 We don't quite want America to be that great.
00:47:32.000 Slow down.
00:47:33.000 We'll stick with ZZ talk, thanks.
00:47:36.000 All right.
00:47:37.000 But where are we now?
00:47:39.000 Very frustrating that nobody mentioning he's a proud boy.
00:47:41.000 This is when the sticker story first broke.
00:47:46.000 And no one was, they just said that it's a street artist.
00:47:48.000 By the way, aren't our street artists better than theirs?
00:47:50.000 Look at Banksy.
00:47:52.000 Oh, I did a graffiti of a rat that's starving to death and a rich guy is going, no, thanks, I'm not going to help you.
00:47:58.000 Oh, I have a little girl who's holding balloons, but the balloons are bombs and everyone's going to die in a war from half a century ago.
00:48:06.000 Oh, I went to Israel and I have a Palestinian holding his hands out and the Israelis going, no way, Jose. 0.99
00:48:14.000 I hate war.
00:48:16.000 And then I have a gun and the gun is breaking in half and they're going, no thanks, buddy.
00:48:21.000 You're in school shooting.
00:48:22.000 There's a kid.
00:48:23.000 He's reading a book, but the book is a bomb.
00:48:27.000 And then you have Sabo and the faction going, putting, you all knew at the Academy Awards, calling Jimmy Kimmel a crybaby all over benches.
00:48:37.000 I mean, I don't think they've ever done anything that wasn't amazing.
00:48:41.000 So that's freaking out the right because they don't want Trump to win.
00:48:44.000 Again, this is all about the midterms.
00:48:47.000 All of this conservative purge is about the midterms.
00:48:50.000 They think social media won it for us and they go, well, that's not going to happen again.
00:48:54.000 No, dude, your crappy attitude, your coming apart, as Charles Murray would say, your satellite existence where we have nothing in common, you don't know anyone, you never met anyone, is why Trump won.
00:49:07.000 Your disdain for middle America, your disdain for the flyover states, that's why Trump won, because you're a dick.
00:49:15.000 It's like Charles Krauthammer used to say, they think we're evil, we just think they're wrong.
00:49:23.000 Laura Loomer.
00:49:24.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:49:26.000 Some mental disorder.
00:49:27.000 Is that what they're calling it now?
00:49:28.000 I'm sure it had nothing to do with who his father is.
00:49:30.000 I'm sure that his ideology had nothing to do with why he was training kids to become jihadis.
00:49:34.000 Nothing to see here.
00:49:36.000 And she's referring to a tweet from KBO4.
00:49:38.000 To me, there's obviously something happening, some mental disorder, something.
00:49:40.000 I don't know what it is.
00:49:41.000 He said about his son, Siraj ibn Wahaj.
00:49:45.000 Now, that was the guy who had the jihadist training camp.
00:49:47.000 We'll be talking about this on our next show.
00:49:50.000 In, what was it, New Mexico?
00:49:51.000 Where he was teaching Muslim kids to shoot up schools. 1.00
00:49:55.000 And this is the same kind of black Muslim ex-con types that are in Islamberg, jihadi training camps, the ones that Proud Boys got made fun of for being suspicious of. 0.59
00:50:04.000 Will Summer over at the Hill said, no, no, there's nothing going on in Islamberg.
00:50:08.000 This one is a different one, Gavin.
00:50:10.000 You're wrong.
00:50:11.000 Okay, so jihadi training camps aren't a thing.
00:50:13.000 All right.
00:50:14.000 And this guy, by the way, Siraj ibn Wahaj, guess what his dad's in prison for?
00:50:18.000 Oh, organizing not the World Trade Center attack in 9-11, but the previous one. 0.56
00:50:23.000 Whenever that was, I forget.
00:50:24.000 91?
00:50:25.000 91?
00:50:26.000 No.
00:50:26.000 I think it was.
00:50:28.000 Anyway.
00:50:29.000 For organizing the bombing of the World Trade Center that didn't go great for them.
00:50:34.000 So these are renowned, well-experienced terrorists.
00:50:38.000 They're not mental patients.
00:50:40.000 They are terrorists, jihadis.
00:50:43.000 93.
00:50:44.000 93.
00:50:46.000 And they got caught.
00:50:48.000 And of course, the left goes, it's just a lone wolf.
00:50:52.000 All right.
00:50:52.000 What number are we at now?
00:50:53.000 Number of 16.
00:50:54.000 16.
00:50:55.000 How do you know?
00:50:55.000 That's good that you know this.
00:50:57.000 Oh, what a good boy.
00:50:58.000 Thank you.
00:51:03.000 All right.
00:51:03.000 This is Alexandria Oquezia-Cortez when Ben Shapiro called her out and said, I want to have a debate with you.
00:51:10.000 I'll give $10,000 to charity.
00:51:12.000 And she goes, stop cat calling me.
00:51:14.000 What?
00:51:14.000 And I said, he doesn't want to F you.
00:51:16.000 He wants to hash out ideas in a public forum.
00:51:18.000 His intentions include truth and money for charity.
00:51:22.000 Is there anything on earth you actually understand?
00:51:25.000 Next, breaking Tommy Robinson has a new trial date set for the 4th of September.
00:51:29.000 They want to put him back in prison again.
00:51:31.000 Share the link.
00:51:33.000 My fingers are crossed on this, and I think he might get away with time served.
00:51:36.000 But again, there is one other case of contempt in court that is even close to this in the history of Britain in the past, let's say, hundred years.
00:51:46.000 And Ezra's been meticulously researching this.
00:51:50.000 And it was some guy who was screaming at the judge, calling him an oath, telling him to go F himself.
00:51:56.000 He was then told to show up in court for contempt of court.
00:51:59.000 He didn't even show up.
00:52:02.000 And the guy got a slap on the wrist with no jail time.
00:52:04.000 And this is someone berating the judge in court and then refusing to show up.
00:52:08.000 That's the only other case like this.
00:52:10.000 Tommy has a camera on, not on the court steps, but outside, where pedophiles are being sentenced.
00:52:18.000 And he's locked in a box with a blue mat on the ground, a box that if it was a dog, PETA would be outraged.
00:52:24.000 He was there 23 and a half hours a day and then a tiny cage for half an hour a day for daring to inconvenience pedophiles.
00:52:32.000 And no, it did not affect the outcome of their trial.
00:52:34.000 Their sentence was already set in stone.
00:52:38.000 You bastards.
00:52:39.000 I love how, isn't it weird how the left have become the champions of pedophilia?
00:52:44.000 Nice allies, dude.
00:52:48.000 All right, I think we're at 18.
00:52:51.000 So this is unbelievable.
00:52:53.000 This is Alex Jones.
00:52:55.000 I hope it loops.
00:52:56.000 This is Alex Jones on my show after he had been conservative purged in the great purge of 2018.
00:53:03.000 And he's pointing at me and saying, you're next.
00:53:08.000 He's the prophet.
00:53:10.000 He is Nostradamus.
00:53:12.000 Think of a funny pun with Nostradamus.
00:53:14.000 The last one I did was the dudes from that punk band Corrosion of Conformity.
00:53:18.000 One of them did Coke.
00:53:20.000 He thought he could see into the future.
00:53:21.000 We called him Nostradamus.
00:53:24.000 That was going to be close to mine.
00:53:27.000 Forget it.
00:53:28.000 All right.
00:53:29.000 19.
00:53:30.000 This is back to the Trump thing.
00:53:32.000 And other people are agreeing with me.
00:53:33.000 By the way, that Trump thing got me 4,000 retweets.
00:53:38.000 And Twitter messaged me before it and said, we've been getting notices.
00:53:43.000 We got a formal notice about this Howard Stewart.
00:53:46.000 What?
00:53:48.000 Who is that old piano player that used to predict songs in the future?
00:53:52.000 Nostradamus Mozart.
00:53:57.000 You know what?
00:53:57.000 Please don't interrupt the show again unless you have something that is going to leave the park.
00:54:01.000 We don't need to stop my momentum for a grounder.
00:54:04.000 That was a grounder.
00:54:05.000 That was a grounder.
00:54:06.000 You're out at first.
00:54:08.000 And now I lost my rhythm.
00:54:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:54:10.000 So this was back to the Howard Stern thing.
00:54:11.000 4,000 retweets.
00:54:12.000 Someone filed a complaint on that where I said the gods must be angry.
00:54:17.000 And Twitter, this is like eight hours before I was permanently banned, said, we got a complaint about this Howard Stern tweet.
00:54:24.000 I don't see a problem with it.
00:54:25.000 You're good.
00:54:26.000 It's like, thanks, Jack.
00:54:29.000 So this is someone else today saying, shame on him.
00:54:31.000 And I say, if anyone can literally afford it, if he makes $90 million a year, you can afford to go out on a limb and support someone's free speech that you don't like.
00:54:40.000 This is free speech.
00:54:41.000 It does include hate speech.
00:54:43.000 It does include, look, I got a politician hand going.
00:54:46.000 It does include inconvenience speech.
00:54:49.000 It is not about who's better, the Rolling Stones or the Beatles.
00:54:52.000 The Rolling Stones.
00:54:54.000 It's about things that make you uncomfortable.
00:54:56.000 It's even about comedians and their disgusting, seemingly endless pedophile jokes.
00:55:01.000 All right, this is the last one, right?
00:55:03.000 Yep.
00:55:04.000 And it's again about Stern.
00:55:06.000 But it is, I wish it ended on the Alex Jones things, but life isn't like that.
00:55:10.000 Life isn't convenient.
00:55:11.000 No matter how much you try to censor people and make things go your way, you can't control nature.
00:55:16.000 You know, the Indians, and I'm including every tribe there because I'm white and ignorant, had a saying about sexuality where they said, you can put a rock in the center of the creek, but the water will just go around it.
00:55:27.000 We've been through this before, a million times.
00:55:30.000 And the Howard Stern thing is indicative of a leftist mentality.
00:55:33.000 When the proletariat, and Marx talked about this, and as an avid Marxist, punk rocker, I'm aware of the Marxist dialectic.
00:55:42.000 And what happens is the proletariat is the underdog, he's the worker, and then he gains power, and instantly absolute power, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and he becomes the oppressor. 0.63
00:55:53.000 And so what we're seeing here with this war on free speech is those with power getting drunk with power and trying to censor us.
00:56:02.000 Best of luck, guys.
00:56:04.000 I wish you nothing but the best in the midterms.
00:56:08.000 I can't wait to see who you bring out, who you roll out Barnum and Bailey like, carrying them by the mouth guard.
00:56:16.000 Here we go, folks.
00:56:18.000 We have one of the Kennedys relatives with spit on his face.
00:56:22.000 And his policy is hate has no home here.
00:56:25.000 Yeah, America's not racist, you dunce.
00:56:28.000 It's not homophobic.
00:56:29.000 It's not transphobic.
00:56:30.000 It doesn't care about trans people.
00:56:32.000 Trans people are not on the average person's radar.
00:56:35.000 You guys have put everything on this mythical Archie Bunker Klansman bigot that doesn't exist.
00:56:42.000 And you know what it does?
00:56:44.000 It ostracizes you.
00:56:46.000 It annoys people and makes them go, get them out of here.
00:56:50.000 Get Jim MaCosta out of here.
00:56:52.000 Get these social justice warriors, blue-haired church lady busybodies out of here. 1.00
00:56:58.000 They're boring me.
00:56:59.000 They're taking away fun and color and diversity from the American ethos.
00:57:06.000 They're trying to make this into a boring socialist Soviet propaganda machine where every song has the same mentality and every talk show host makes the same jokes and has the same political affiliations.
00:57:17.000 No, thank you.
00:57:18.000 That is Russia. 0.89
00:57:20.000 That is 18th century Britain.
00:57:22.000 That's a monarchy.
00:57:23.000 We are not interested in that anymore.
00:57:28.000 You can fight us.
00:57:29.000 You can try to make us lose, but you're losers and we already won.
00:57:34.000 So as you approach me and try to control me, I have one thing to say to you and that's get off my lawn.