Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 21, 2018


Ep 173 | High Rise Target | Get Off My Lawn


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In this episode of Get Off My Lawn, we have a special guest on the show, Cody Wilson, AKA the guy who built the 3D printer gun that looks like a dumb space gun but can make steel guns that look like AR-15s.

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00:00:32.000 Hello, boys and girls.
00:00:34.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:36.000 I seem kind of dark, don't I?
00:00:40.000 Maybe that's just in this monitor.
00:00:43.000 We've got a very special show here because we are at a different studio.
00:00:47.000 I'm doing some work on my studio, and I went down the hall to Compound Media.
00:00:52.000 This is where Ant does his show.
00:00:54.000 So we're going to be mucking about here for a bit.
00:00:57.000 Just got back from a Tommy Robinson, Free Tommy Robinson rally, where Rahim Kassan showed up.
00:01:02.000 I'm going to try to get him on another show.
00:01:06.000 But we were all talking about England when we were there and doing the speeches and just in the crowd.
00:01:13.000 And I realized that there's two Britons right now.
00:01:17.000 The shit Britain and the good Britain.
00:01:19.000 And the sh ⁇ Britain is the media class, the creative class.
00:01:22.000 They're in bed with Islam for some weird reason. 0.97
00:01:25.000 I don't get it at all.
00:01:27.000 It's like when you see a hot chick with a really fat, ugly guy, and you go, oh, he must be rich.
00:01:34.000 He's unemployed.
00:01:34.000 No, he's broke.
00:01:35.000 And you go, hmm.
00:01:36.000 Penises aren't that special. 0.93
00:01:39.000 So what could he possibly be doing?
00:01:41.000 They're terrible together.
00:01:42.000 And that's Islam and the far left. 0.98
00:01:45.000 They are, you're going to be the first to go.
00:01:47.000 We saw this in Iran, right?
00:01:50.000 The revolutionaries, the commies, said, hey, religious clerics, can you just hold a spot in the government while we go fight these bad guys?
00:01:57.000 And they went, yeah, sure.
00:01:58.000 And make some laws, do whatever you do, but just, I'll be there in a second.
00:02:01.000 I just have to fight a revolution.
00:02:02.000 Then they turn around and they go, oh, we ruined the whole country.
00:02:06.000 Everyone has to wear a garbage bag on their head now.
00:02:09.000 Sorry.
00:02:10.000 Or they get fucking lashes.
00:02:13.000 They get lashes.
00:02:14.000 Is there anything more archaic than lashes?
00:02:18.000 Drop a stone on their toe?
00:02:18.000 What else do you do?
00:02:21.000 It's like when British people say they're four stone. 0.98
00:02:24.000 You may want to come out of the cave days.
00:02:27.000 But anyway, the two Britons are the media class and the rich, and they are socialists, and they hate Tommy Robinson.
00:02:34.000 They hate Yelbos. 1.00
00:02:36.000 And then there's the Yalbos, the dead-end Yobs, the working class blue-collar dudes. 0.99
00:02:42.000 And these guys are giving me a lot of hope that they can get these guys to at least move out of the way while we go and address some pedophile problems.
00:02:52.000 Seems pretty reasonable to me, does it not?
00:02:54.000 Tommy Robinson is in jail for being rude to pedophiles.
00:02:59.000 Nice country.
00:03:00.000 And you often hear cases over there of some Muslim getting released early or not getting a tough sentence because he didn't understand the culture or he didn't understand the language.
00:03:11.000 He didn't really get no.
00:03:14.000 By the way, the first thing you do when you land anywhere is you learn yes, no.
00:03:18.000 I mean, you go to the Russian airport and you're like, I need to know yes and no before I get off this plane because I'm going to be raping some Russians and I want to know if they don't like it. 1.00
00:03:28.000 Joshly, Joshly, are you saying faster?
00:03:34.000 No, I thought you were Joshly.
00:03:36.000 This is a date gone wrong.
00:03:40.000 So what is this show now?
00:03:43.000 I'm figuring out a new way to do things.
00:03:45.000 This is...
00:03:48.000 We have Cody Wilson on the show.
00:03:51.000 He's the guy who built that 3D printer gun that looked stupid.
00:03:58.000 It looked like a dumb space gun, but it will blow your head off. 0.82
00:04:01.000 He's since created milling machines that can make steel guns that look exactly like AR-15s.
00:04:07.000 You could make anything.
00:04:07.000 You could make an Uzi.
00:04:09.000 And it wouldn't look like his first stupid plastic thing.
00:04:12.000 It would look like an NWA Uzi.
00:04:16.000 Remember NWA's biggest beef son straight out of Compton?
00:04:20.000 One, I'm a psycholunatic murderer that quote-unquote never should have been let out the penitentiary.
00:04:26.000 Second biggest point in that record, the cops keep bugging me for no reason, probably because I'm brown.
00:04:31.000 That's the only reason they could possibly, dude, two songs ago, you just said you need to be put in jail.
00:04:37.000 They caught you.
00:04:39.000 So we'll talk to Cody Wilson about that.
00:04:42.000 And we'll also check out this video going around of this woman wearing a Puerto Rican shirt and getting yelled at by an old man.
00:04:49.000 Lady, all we do is get yelled at by old men.
00:04:52.000 You got to come to New York City.
00:04:53.000 I think everyone, every snowflake should come to New York just to be berated for a few hours, to see what it's like to thicken their skin.
00:05:02.000 Because we are constantly getting yelled.
00:05:04.000 Even today, I'm with Ryan Ketsu Riveri.
00:05:07.000 He's got a MAGA hat on.
00:05:08.000 And these guys are sort of laughing and pointing at him.
00:05:11.000 And then they're waiting by the car.
00:05:12.000 So I think someone's going to key my car.
00:05:14.000 It might be keyed right now, for all I know.
00:05:16.000 But we still waited in the lobby and were sort of peering around the corner waiting to see if they were going to do something.
00:05:22.000 That's normal.
00:05:23.000 I wouldn't call the cops about that.
00:05:24.000 I don't have a panic attack.
00:05:27.000 And the cop, by the way, who didn't come to her aid has been fired.
00:05:32.000 Let go for not being our nannies.
00:05:35.000 I got beat up by Nazi skinheads when I was 16.
00:05:38.000 If I had called the cops, I would have been persona non grata forever.
00:05:44.000 I would be ruined.
00:05:45.000 So you just had to sit there and take a beating.
00:05:47.000 Call the cops when someone rapes you or tries to kill you or something.
00:05:52.000 Imagine you go to the police academy, you're shooting all those cardboard things, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
00:05:58.000 Doing all those push-ups, whatever they do.
00:05:59.000 And then your first day on the job, hey, a drunk guy is teasing someone about a shirt.
00:06:05.000 Can you get in your squad car and go take care of it?
00:06:08.000 No, I'm not doing that.
00:06:12.000 So let's go through some news items.
00:06:14.000 Now, we've got a new mana at the helm right now. 1.00
00:06:18.000 When I was looking for a new producer after Dave Cass got scooped by Fox News, I was thinking, I want someone who's just like me, but smarter.
00:06:29.000 Like I want to clone myself, but be good at technical stuff.
00:06:32.000 I want basically Asian me.
00:06:35.000 And I did that.
00:06:36.000 I got Asian Gavin to be my guy.
00:06:40.000 I'm right here, Gav.
00:06:42.000 Regular me.
00:06:43.000 Can we cut to you?
00:06:44.000 Do you know how to do that?
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:47.000 By the way, your imitation of me just captures one tiny facet of my myriad of personalities.
00:06:53.000 Yeah, I know.
00:06:54.000 It's much like a Chinese rip-off that you get at Canal Street. 1.00
00:06:59.000 It's pretty good.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, but that's just, that guy you're doing is just when I'm like, they don't even understand why they're there in the first place.
00:07:07.000 They're freaking losers.
00:07:09.000 Yeah, so I'm just being effusive about something that is incongruous.
00:07:14.000 But I have romantic me.
00:07:16.000 I have angry me.
00:07:18.000 I have, you should see the me the one I'm lovemaking.
00:07:22.000 Yo, I do.
00:07:23.000 I go like this.
00:07:24.000 Asian and pathetic or remember in college, this black dude goes, you need to work on your sex face. 1.00
00:07:29.000 And I go, what?
00:07:30.000 Make an intense face when you're with a chick, and then she tells her friends about it, and then you're known as an intense dude.
00:07:36.000 So I listened to him.
00:07:38.000 And about the next 10 times I had the sex, I was going, but it was pretty cool.
00:07:45.000 Here's mine.
00:07:48.000 Oh, that's pretty good.
00:07:50.000 You look like you're getting a colonoscopy.
00:07:54.000 You want to know what mine is now?
00:07:55.000 Yeah.
00:07:55.000 That I'm married?
00:07:56.000 It's just.
00:08:00.000 Okay.
00:08:02.000 It's very rushed when you have three kids.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, so we'll talk to Cody Wilson.
00:08:07.000 We'll check out this Puerto Rican shirt.
00:08:08.000 And then we'll all come back and have fun with the kooky video.
00:08:12.000 We'll be right back.
00:08:18.000 Cody, are you there, sir?
00:08:20.000 Hey, Kevin, what's up?
00:08:21.000 I'm here.
00:08:22.000 You are a man who can show the world how to make their own guns.
00:08:28.000 Not an especially important man after this week's news.
00:08:32.000 I am like any other man now in that we can all do it.
00:08:35.000 Yeah, I guess so.
00:08:36.000 Now, you were in big trouble last time I spoke to you because you had published blueprints on how a 3D printer can make basically any gun.
00:08:45.000 Yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:08:46.000 3D printing was a good way to demonstrate that.
00:08:49.000 The state didn't really have a good way to present itself as in the middle of that equation.
00:08:53.000 So you could easily demonstrate that, hey, look, this doesn't require the state to interfere.
00:08:58.000 So now it shut you down and they said this is illegal, it's violent, it's dangerous.
00:09:02.000 And then you came back and said, no, it's my First Amendment right.
00:09:06.000 Yeah, that's about it.
00:09:07.000 The Obama administration decided, we can probably control this.
00:09:10.000 And after years of mixing it up, the DOJ ran away from it.
00:09:14.000 It was a pretty bad First Amendment case.
00:09:16.000 And so as of now, you've won your case.
00:09:20.000 You can publish this information.
00:09:22.000 I've won.
00:09:23.000 I can publish.
00:09:24.000 But the more important thing is that everyone can publish by extension.
00:09:27.000 Americans have the right to traffic in this information on the Internet.
00:09:30.000 Therefore, guns are downloadable for, I suppose, the rest of time.
00:09:36.000 That's incredible.
00:09:37.000 I mean, I remember when you started, you had that weird-looking space gun that was plasticky, white plastic thing.
00:09:43.000 It looked like a Smurf had gave birth to one of its sisters or something. 1.00
00:09:49.000 It looked like an inbred sort of a Star Trek toy.
00:09:52.000 And that I could see getting dangerous.
00:09:54.000 But then you came up with your own sort of milling machine.
00:09:57.000 And now you can build an AK-47 or anything.
00:10:01.000 Sure, sure.
00:10:02.000 And you don't need like my equipment or you don't need 3D printing.
00:10:05.000 What we've won here is a license, really like the latitude for anybody to share the data related to any type of gun to make it in any way that they want.
00:10:14.000 So this is a victory across all channels, right?
00:10:18.000 It's a total harvest.
00:10:19.000 It is amazing.
00:10:20.000 Well, the two big things I think when I see you and your case and the victory here is, one, aren't you scared?
00:10:29.000 Well, I mean, I am appropriately, I don't know, prepared for...
00:10:40.000 But this has been my life for many years now.
00:10:42.000 I'm not, sure, I'm maybe naive in some ways, but then you can't accuse me of being completely naive.
00:10:47.000 I know what it takes to fight and win in this environment.
00:10:50.000 Yeah, a good point.
00:10:51.000 You're sort of like the Hammonds there, the Ranchers, where they eventually won, although they only won because Trump pardoned them.
00:10:58.000 But the Ranchers, the Hammonds was a case of the state not wanting someone to thrive and then using the law to their advantage to shut those people down.
00:11:06.000 And up until very recently, they were successful.
00:11:10.000 I did this research on all the deaths around Hillary.
00:11:12.000 And as I was doing it, there was like four or five that I just couldn't explain away.
00:11:17.000 And I started getting scared as I was doing the research because I thought, am I appearing now on some like, beep, beep, beep, beep, someone's getting too close.
00:11:26.000 You're going up against the whole government and their whole obsession with guns.
00:11:29.000 That's much bigger.
00:11:31.000 There's so many unfinished rooms and loopholes in large bureaucratic organizations where even at this point, the DOJ attorneys themselves don't really understand the arguments that are being made, right?
00:11:43.000 This is the consequence of building something so large and terrible in its power.
00:11:46.000 When you become such a specialist as I, even the judges don't know what you're talking about after a certain point.
00:11:52.000 So sure, power operates nakedly.
00:11:54.000 I understand that, and I won't be immune from that.
00:11:57.000 But it's possible in this day to shame this power and to embarrass it even.
00:12:03.000 Oh, that's fascinating.
00:12:04.000 Oh, that's fascinating.
00:12:05.000 Because it comes down to you saying, look, I want to make a little piece of steel that has three circles in the middle and one little divot at the top and a hole in the bottom third of it.
00:12:15.000 You're saying I can't do that?
00:12:17.000 Okay, what if it doesn't have a hole in the bottom third?
00:12:19.000 And the next thing you know, they're forced to copyright every single piece of a gun and every permutation of every single piece.
00:12:26.000 I mean, that's infinite.
00:12:27.000 You've got it.
00:12:28.000 Think of the alternative scenario, which some of these gun controllers will probably howl about again next week.
00:12:33.000 But does the State Department even want the power to police every gun file related to every gun on the internet?
00:12:39.000 This is an overwhelming task.
00:12:41.000 And I'm sure that they're almost grateful that it was concluded in this way.
00:12:44.000 You know, power itself only wants to present itself as the sign of power.
00:12:48.000 It doesn't want the terrible task of having to exercise itself.
00:12:52.000 Yeah, I don't think it would be even possible.
00:12:54.000 I think they would start it.
00:12:56.000 They did something similar, not even remotely similar, actually.
00:12:58.000 They did something in the same universe In Canada, where they said, let's just register every gun.
00:13:03.000 And so it cost, I don't know, I think $7 million.
00:13:06.000 And all these farmers show up with their 22s and they're writing it all down.
00:13:09.000 And they slowly realize, we don't have the bandwidth to track all these guns.
00:13:15.000 We have bitten off more than we can chew.
00:13:17.000 Now, that's a tiny, tiny fraction of what they're threatening you with.
00:13:21.000 This was, frankly, this was my intuition from the beginning.
00:13:25.000 I don't claim to be an especially intelligent person either, but it was that could a police power like they were suggesting those years ago really become real?
00:13:33.000 And I think the key to this case was being willing to challenge that power to become real because I didn't think that they really meant it to.
00:13:40.000 And I think facts are bearing out my intuition.
00:13:44.000 That's incredible.
00:13:45.000 So let me just get this straight.
00:13:48.000 You have 3D printers, but you also have this milling machine that can do steel, right?
00:13:52.000 Sure, aluminum and steel, and yeah, of course.
00:13:55.000 And you sell that as a separate thing.
00:13:58.000 I do.
00:13:59.000 I sold it to fund the lawsuit.
00:14:02.000 Okay.
00:14:03.000 So if I lived in, say, Arizona, I could make an AK-47 using your instructions.
00:14:10.000 What would that run me, roughly?
00:14:13.000 Our platform right now is better for the AR-15, which is as popular as the AK.
00:14:18.000 But that platform is $1,700, $1,800, all told, about as expensive as an expensive AR-15.
00:14:24.000 And does that include the machine?
00:14:26.000 Oh, that is the machine with the fixturing.
00:14:29.000 Oh, okay, because the actual tools and the actual materials, that's nothing.
00:14:32.000 That's a pile of aluminum.
00:14:34.000 Yeah, it's really inexpensive.
00:14:36.000 We're talking about each component less than $100, depending upon how complicated you want to get it.
00:14:40.000 But if I've already spent the $1,700, I could arguably make 100 AR-15s.
00:14:47.000 I think you would know if you're an owner of our machine that that is in fact the power that you have purchased for yourself.
00:14:52.000 So now my AR-15s are about $100 each.
00:14:58.000 You know, I'm not sure about the unit economics, but there are plenty of our customers who've decided to go into business and themselves become licensed manufacturer dealers, whatever.
00:15:07.000 That's an option.
00:15:08.000 That's a route you can take.
00:15:10.000 Of course, the real power here is that you know you have an industrial capacity to make whatever you want and no one has to know about it.
00:15:16.000 Yeah, that's really the shocking part.
00:15:18.000 That's the part where I would be scared to be you because you're now wielding so much power, it's a threat to the real powers that be.
00:15:26.000 Maybe.
00:15:27.000 At the same time, look, I'm no manufacturing concern.
00:15:30.000 I'm no big industrial power.
00:15:31.000 And I've given all these plans and this equipment essentially away, right?
00:15:35.000 I haven't patented it.
00:15:36.000 There's no copyrights involved.
00:15:38.000 There's no trademark.
00:15:39.000 Like, if you were afraid of me, you should have dealt with me a few years ago.
00:15:42.000 You shouldn't have given me all this time to give it away.
00:15:45.000 They tried.
00:15:45.000 But the fact that you gave it out, it kind of absolves you of danger.
00:15:48.000 It's sort of like you've thrown the poison into the water supply now, but they can't get it out.
00:15:54.000 I object to the analogy.
00:15:57.000 You've thrown that molly into the water supply. 1.00
00:16:01.000 Look, you should have seen how absurd some of this got.
00:16:04.000 We were literally in the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals arguing about, well, if someone comes to a public library and checks out what I have in a book, how is that different from download?
00:16:12.000 You know, it was getting to some real angels on the heads of needles arguments.
00:16:17.000 Yeah, yeah, that's inevitable.
00:16:19.000 You were pretty smart to realize it's going to end up there because I guess when you sit back, you sit in a lazier chair, you smoke a joint, you kind of inevitably end up at that conclusion, no matter which way you slice it.
00:16:32.000 I think if you hang around on the internet enough, like I know you and I have, you begin to understand things from an internet-centric point of view.
00:16:38.000 And you understand that these social effects and mass media effects cut in particular ways.
00:16:43.000 And so, yeah, it just seemed obvious to me.
00:16:45.000 Maybe I wouldn't win because I'm particularly objectionable.
00:16:48.000 But no matter even if I lost in court, ultimately the internet would serve gun files for people.
00:16:53.000 That just seemed evident to me.
00:16:55.000 Okay, so sorry to be pedantic here, but I need to get back to this AR-15 I just built.
00:17:01.000 So I'm in a state that's pretty good with gun laws.
00:17:05.000 I build this, this AR-15.
00:17:07.000 It's in my house.
00:17:08.000 The police come by for something unrelated.
00:17:10.000 They see it there.
00:17:10.000 Could I be charged with having an illegal gun?
00:17:12.000 Is that gun illegal?
00:17:14.000 Well, remember, like all good lawyers would answer, the answer depends on your laws state by state.
00:17:20.000 Not every state has the same laws about homemade guns, but for the most part, the 50 states have nothing to say about the fact that you made a gun for yourself.
00:17:27.000 So the question is often a question of federal law.
00:17:30.000 And that question is usually, if you have the right to own the type of gun that you made, like if you had the right, you weren't a felon and you could own a semi-automatic AK-47, then without question, you have the right to also make a semi-automatic AK-47.
00:17:44.000 So if I live in Manhattan and I have an AR-15, they don't care if I bought it or I made it, I'm in big trouble.
00:17:50.000 Even so, in New York, there's the SAFE Act.
00:17:52.000 So as long as your AR is SAFACT compliant, this is often a feature test.
00:17:56.000 I have to remember to tell people, I'm not a lawyer, so this isn't legal advice.
00:18:02.000 As long as your AR is SAFE Act or whatever, jurisdictionally compliant, even so, you can still maintain that weapon.
00:18:08.000 Because owning an AR-15 in Manhattan is, you're in big, big trouble.
00:18:12.000 Or owning a handgun in Manhattan is a huge deal.
00:18:16.000 I have people that own our equipment and use it in Manhattan.
00:18:19.000 Manhattan only cares about its particular adjustments for what your gun can look like.
00:18:26.000 This is a compromise we've made with gun control over the years.
00:18:29.000 California, New York, Massachusetts, they've all got their own ways of saying, well, this is the legal configuration of this gun that you can have.
00:18:36.000 It looks sometimes grotesque and different from how I would configure it in Texas, but essentially you still have the same gun.
00:18:42.000 Dude, this is huge.
00:18:45.000 I actually think it can't be overstated.
00:18:48.000 I don't know what I expected, but this is the internet, right?
00:18:51.000 This is guns on the internet.
00:18:52.000 This is a ballgame in many senses.
00:18:56.000 Yeah.
00:18:57.000 I mean, it was the keepers of the gate up until – this is – You've totally reinvented, like, this is literally going in the history books.
00:19:13.000 Yeah, probably.
00:19:14.000 But, you know, what's ironic is I think people will forget this in part, and they'll just assume it always was this way on the internet.
00:19:20.000 And that's probably how it should be.
00:19:22.000 I mean, because to a large part, there were always gun files online.
00:19:27.000 Even while I was doing my lawsuit, there was a large proliferation of them.
00:19:30.000 It's just, this is where we were at this point in the history of the internet.
00:19:33.000 So it's nice to have also gotten official permission from the U.S. government.
00:19:36.000 Thanks, guys.
00:19:37.000 I mean, what can I say?
00:19:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:39.000 Well, at least you acknowledged it and it's on the books now.
00:19:42.000 Okay, last question.
00:19:43.000 And I asked this last time: Are you rich?
00:19:49.000 I got a guy here.
00:19:50.000 I just heard you say that.
00:19:52.000 I don't know what rich means.
00:19:53.000 I'm...
00:20:00.000 Is this enough?
00:20:01.000 Is that enough?
00:20:01.000 What are you happy now?
00:20:02.000 I've been able to afford all the trouble I've gotten in so far.
00:20:05.000 How about that?
00:20:06.000 I think that's a good measure.
00:20:07.000 Yeah, that's pretty rich.
00:20:08.000 And can you afford to get into the trouble that you make for yourself and get out of it?
00:20:12.000 And that's been a good test for me over the years.
00:20:14.000 I'll say as well that, you know, it was good of me and my company to decide to take Bitcoin six years ago.
00:20:21.000 So do without what you will.
00:20:24.000 That's rich.
00:20:25.000 That's the answer right there, buddy.
00:20:29.000 And there's lots of time for lots of people to benefit from this decision.
00:20:33.000 And maybe what we think of as rich today isn't what we would call rich tomorrow.
00:20:39.000 I'll see you on Mars, right?
00:20:40.000 Yeah, money's irrelevant at the end of the day.
00:20:42.000 What's really relevant?
00:20:43.000 What helps you sleep at night is when you have character, you have legacy, you have honor.
00:20:47.000 And you must sleep like a baby because you went out on a limb here, you fought the law, and you won.
00:20:54.000 I know that everything is temporary, right?
00:20:56.000 Like even next week, maybe they could decide to screw me somehow, but it's beautiful in this moment.
00:21:01.000 And I guess all I can say is you have to have an extra rational form of diligence if you want to see anything happen.
00:21:08.000 And all I can say is, look, I'm proud to have done it.
00:21:12.000 I'm proud to have suffered.
00:21:13.000 The U.S. government gave my life meaning because what would I have done?
00:21:16.000 Just like had some empty startup and done nothing for the last five years.
00:21:19.000 Like, I'm happy to have suffered in this way and contributed to our Second Amendment.
00:21:23.000 Well, we're happy you suffered on our behalf.
00:21:25.000 We really appreciate it.
00:21:27.000 Yeah, not necessary, dude.
00:21:29.000 It was a blast.
00:21:30.000 You've seen some of my stuff.
00:21:32.000 I enjoyed every minute of it.
00:21:34.000 Well, right on, Cody.
00:21:35.000 Let's have you back soon.
00:21:36.000 And if you get arrested, I'd like to be in charge of your legal defense fund.
00:21:39.000 Although, you're rich.
00:21:40.000 Just cash in one of your Bitcoins.
00:21:43.000 Look, man, you run a company the way I do.
00:21:45.000 I can't, you know, I'm like Gus Fring and Breaking Bat, man.
00:21:48.000 I can't afford to be down for very long or it all goes away.
00:21:52.000 But look, this has been an honor.
00:21:54.000 I'm happy to have met you and the course of doing all these things.
00:21:56.000 It's great.
00:21:57.000 This has been so much fun.
00:21:58.000 Thank you for having me.
00:21:59.000 It's awesome, man.
00:22:00.000 Let's hang out soon.
00:22:02.000 I'd love that.
00:22:03.000 Thank you.
00:22:03.000 Cheers, buddy.
00:22:08.000 Here's a common theme as of late.
00:22:10.000 It is people calling the police every time there's any kind of conflict.
00:22:14.000 I think we've become such nanny state plebs that anytime something goes slightly wrong, we go, I'm not handling this.
00:22:21.000 You handle this state.
00:22:22.000 You handle this state.
00:22:23.000 That's a very dangerous thing to do.
00:22:25.000 When you hand over your autonomy to the police, to the government, to the local park ranger, what you're saying is, don't leave me to my own devices.
00:22:34.000 Don't give me freedom.
00:22:36.000 We are handing our freedom back to the police, back to the state.
00:22:40.000 And I love the cops, but I'm sure they would agree with me.
00:22:43.000 Stop calling us for everything.
00:22:45.000 Now, this is a woman wearing a shirt that says Puerto Rico on it, and she gets confronted by a drunken idiot, old man, racist moron.
00:22:53.000 Big deal.
00:22:55.000 Tell him to get lost.
00:22:56.000 Here we go.
00:23:00.000 This woman gets harassed. 1.00
00:23:03.000 Now you'll notice, by the way, pause.
00:23:05.000 Now this loves this kind of stuff because the left's whole narrative is that we are under siege.
00:23:12.000 The KKK, the racists are everywhere.
00:23:14.000 They're attacking Puerto Ricans. 1.00
00:23:16.000 Look, I've lived amongst Puerto Ricans for the better part of the past 20 years and they're not under threat.
00:23:24.000 They're not in danger.
00:23:26.000 If you've seen the Puerto Rican Day parade in New York, you know that they are definitely not living in fear.
00:23:31.000 In fact, the cops are living in fear of that parade.
00:23:33.000 It's one of their least favorite gigs is the Puerto Rican Day Parade.
00:23:38.000 But anyway, this guy comes up to her and he yells, because this is America.
00:23:42.000 Now, they love that this is filmed because the left loves using this as fodder to justify the myth that we're living in a horrible racist country.
00:23:49.000 So some dumb, drunk old man yelling his head off about something he misunderstands.
00:23:54.000 I wouldn't be surprised, by the way, if this guy thinks it's a Cuba shirt because the flags are alarmingly similar.
00:23:59.000 So this guy's made a mistake.
00:24:01.000 Just say, get lost, old man. 1.00
00:24:03.000 I mean, in Glasgow, my whole life growing up, we had crazy drunk old guys, and you'd say, get lost.
00:24:09.000 You'd make fun of them.
00:24:10.000 You'd make a joke.
00:24:11.000 You wouldn't start filming it so it can become a meme and then also insist the police come to save you.
00:24:17.000 That's not American. 0.92
00:24:18.000 I guess I'm just as mad at her as this drunk old man.
00:24:21.000 I am a drunk old man.
00:24:26.000 Well, first of all, the United States owns Puerto Rico, so we're part of the United States.
00:24:31.000 Puerto Rico is in America, by the way.
00:24:34.000 Okay.
00:24:36.000 Okay.
00:24:39.000 What's he saying?
00:24:40.000 It's not part of America.
00:24:41.000 Well, what's your point, sir?
00:24:43.000 He doesn't have a point.
00:24:44.000 He's moving, because I can.
00:24:46.000 He's not going to be afraid of the money.
00:24:47.000 Officer, can you please I'm renting this area and he's harassing me about the shirt that I'm wearing.
00:24:54.000 You're not wearing anything.
00:24:56.000 I did rent this shirt.
00:24:56.000 Now one thing I will handle.
00:24:58.000 I have a permit for this.
00:24:59.000 Right, sir.
00:25:00.000 Can you please step away from me, sir?
00:25:02.000 Can you please step away from me?
00:25:04.000 Just pause.
00:25:05.000 Isn't that really sort of a legal jargon, sort of a copy thing to say?
00:25:08.000 Can you please step away from me, sir?
00:25:10.000 Make it clear to the assailant that you told him that you didn't want to be confronted.
00:25:14.000 Now the cop should have yelled, buddy, buddy, come here, let's go, let's go.
00:25:18.000 Something like that, rather than just completely ignore it.
00:25:20.000 But this is not an example of racism.
00:25:22.000 This is an example of the stupid confrontations we all experience every day, all over the world.
00:25:30.000 It's not indicative of a giant racist pattern, and it's not indicative of the police not doing their jobs.
00:25:36.000 This isn't their job.
00:25:37.000 Can we handle anything by ourselves, please?
00:25:40.000 The reason we have cops is not to handle offensive t-shirts.
00:25:43.000 It's to stop murderers, rapists, pedophiles, bank robbers, you know, bad guys, not dumb, drunk guys.
00:25:51.000 Go ahead.
00:25:52.000 You're not going to change us.
00:25:54.000 You know that?
00:25:55.000 I'm not trying to change anyone.
00:25:56.000 I'm just trying to come here for a birthday party.
00:25:58.000 She's the same as other historians.
00:26:01.000 Okay.
00:26:02.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:26:04.000 You should not be wearing that in the United States of America.
00:26:08.000 Yes, I am.
00:26:10.000 Can you please get away from me?
00:26:12.000 Can you please get away from me?
00:26:16.000 Officer, I feel highly uncomfortable.
00:26:18.000 Can you please?
00:26:20.000 It does kind of annoy me.
00:26:21.000 And Brian Lilly, who turned out to be a total traitor over at Rebel, he brought up this good point during the World Cup.
00:26:28.000 He said, we're all in Canada now.
00:26:30.000 Why do you have a Brazilian flag over your car during the World Cup?
00:26:34.000 Why do you find what your grandfather was and make that your team?
00:26:37.000 You should all be supporting Canada.
00:26:39.000 And I kind of agree with that.
00:26:40.000 Like, I'm not going to fault Puerto Ricans for having Puerto Rican pride, but I do get kind of annoyed when I see someone have more allegiance to a different country, which Puerto Rico is not, by the way.
00:26:51.000 But say Mexico, Cuba, you know, when you go to a bar in America and there's a soccer game going on between America and whoever, I don't think anyone else should be rooting for the whoevers unless they're tourists there on a vacation.
00:27:06.000 You should be rooting for America.
00:27:09.000 But that's become uncool recently.
00:27:10.000 And I believe that is the semblance of logic that he has taken and then blown way out of proportion because he doesn't know anything about Puerto Rico and American territories.
00:27:20.000 But this isn't a thing.
00:27:22.000 It shouldn't be a viral video.
00:27:24.000 And the cop should not be involved.
00:27:25.000 Okay, so here's one part where she kind of has a point.
00:27:28.000 All this cop had to do is say, buddy, buddy, come here, come here.
00:27:32.000 And then do the good cop thing where you sort of go, look, I understand.
00:27:36.000 I know, no, it's frustrating.
00:27:37.000 Like the Bill Burke and a guy.
00:27:38.000 I know, I know, it's frustrating.
00:27:39.000 It's frustrating, right?
00:27:40.000 Come on, buddy.
00:27:41.000 And just sort of lead him away from there.
00:27:41.000 Come on, buddy.
00:27:43.000 Get him off his tangent.
00:27:45.000 He's obviously drunk.
00:27:46.000 Never dealt with a drunk guy before?
00:27:49.000 Are you on America?
00:27:50.000 I'm in the police, officer.
00:27:52.000 I'm an American.
00:27:54.000 Look, he's in a loop.
00:27:55.000 That's a drunk thing.
00:27:57.000 Why is he wearing that f ⁇ ?
00:28:00.000 Listen to the music.
00:28:02.000 Are you talking about the Zulus and the Hulus and the Wootsies and the Tootsies killing each other on math? 0.99
00:28:09.000 What is with the scary music?
00:28:11.000 He's not even grabbing him.
00:28:13.000 That's it.
00:28:13.000 The police are not even...
00:28:15.000 He's just yelling at someone.
00:28:17.000 He's not hurting you.
00:28:19.000 Can you please get away from me?
00:28:22.000 Can you please get away from me?
00:28:26.000 Can you get away from this?
00:28:29.000 There we go.
00:28:30.000 Shove him. 0.99
00:28:32.000 Get away. 0.73
00:28:33.000 Shove him. 0.99
00:28:34.000 Officer, I'm renting.
00:28:36.000 I notice he's a lot less brave when he shows up.
00:28:36.000 I paid for this.
00:28:39.000 I do not feel comfortable with him here.
00:28:41.000 Is there anything you can do?
00:28:43.000 Just pause.
00:28:44.000 That's the part that really pisses me off about this video.
00:28:46.000 Officer, I don't feel comfortable with him here.
00:28:49.000 Is there anything you can do?
00:28:50.000 That's not why we hire cops. 0.96
00:28:53.000 They're not a masseuse. 0.94
00:28:55.000 We're not an acupuncture lounge.
00:28:57.000 It's not a spa.
00:28:58.000 Just because you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean we get the police to come in and remove the uncomfortable thing in your life.
00:29:06.000 That's not the way it works.
00:29:09.000 They're there for crime.
00:29:11.000 We're not going to sit around and wait for you.
00:29:17.000 By the way, his general said to me.
00:29:22.000 Okay, well, how come you're saying something when he's going up, but when he was coming up to me, you didn't do anything?
00:29:27.000 Yeah, what should I do?
00:29:28.000 What's the crime?
00:29:34.000 An unnamed bystander called the police.
00:29:37.000 Why?
00:29:41.000 Resulting in more money for us, more cops.
00:29:43.000 Because I'm wearing a Puerto Rico shirt.
00:29:44.000 That's literally what this is all about.
00:29:46.000 Are you a citizen?
00:29:49.000 Yes, I am.
00:29:50.000 That's literally what this is all about.
00:29:52.000 She's talking about how stupid it is, how futile it is to have all this hullabaloo over a Puerto Rico shirt.
00:29:58.000 Yeah, that's what I'm screaming.
00:30:00.000 It's just a shirt.
00:30:01.000 It's just an old drunk man.
00:30:03.000 If you can't handle old drunk guys yourself, we got a bigger problem than the police not doing their job.
00:30:13.000 And we're back.
00:30:14.000 I look dark.
00:30:14.000 Do I look dark on your monitors?
00:30:16.000 A little bit.
00:30:18.000 How is that fixed?
00:30:19.000 Every light is on.
00:30:20.000 Yeah, I'll fix it.
00:30:21.000 Can you pump it up?
00:30:22.000 Pump, pump, pump, pump it up.
00:30:25.000 Remember Technotronic?
00:30:26.000 Pump up the jams, pump it up while you feed a thump in, and the crowd gets jumping.
00:30:32.000 That was Kid K was a singer for that band, ugly little lesbian black chick. 1.00
00:30:37.000 And they didn't like the way she looked, even though she was a fun little tech rapper. 1.00
00:30:41.000 So they just got a super hot chick to be in all the videos. 1.00
00:30:44.000 And lip sync. 0.99
00:30:46.000 Yeah, Kid K, that was her name.
00:30:49.000 So that must suck.
00:30:50.000 You get this band together, you're really good, and then you see the video, and that's not you.
00:30:57.000 I actually, an ugly guy does this show, and I come in and memorize what he's saying and just move my lips over top.
00:31:04.000 You should see the guy who actually does this show.
00:31:06.000 He looks like Patton Oswald.
00:31:09.000 What would you say Patton Oswalt is?
00:31:10.000 He's a three.
00:31:12.000 See, this is a pet peeve of mine.
00:31:14.000 People throw numbers around way too low, and then when someone's hopped, they're like, she's a 10.
00:31:19.000 Slow it down.
00:31:20.000 I didn't think about it.
00:31:21.000 Threes, you have burn victims we have to include.
00:31:24.000 People who weigh 400 pounds.
00:31:26.000 Old ladies have to be stuffed to the bottom down there. 1.00
00:31:28.000 It's like a six.
00:31:31.000 Well, the other question is, and we're opening a Pandora's box at the end of the show, but the other thing is, do you judge someone by what they could get?
00:31:39.000 Because money and wealth is a factor.
00:31:40.000 So Doti Fayette, you look at him, and he's a two, but he got Princess Die.
00:31:45.000 So who's like a solid eight when you add the fact that she's a princess? 1.00
00:31:48.000 That's appealing.
00:31:51.000 Maybe their number adds to whatever your number is.
00:31:53.000 Like whatever, if they're an eight, that might be different than if you're dating a six.
00:31:56.000 Oh, that's true.
00:31:57.000 Like Justin Thoreau, now that he's dated Jennifer Anderson, he can have anyone he wants.
00:32:02.000 George Costanza did that.
00:32:03.000 He dated a model for a while and then he was getting all models. 0.88
00:32:06.000 But I think Patton Oswald, when you include his fame and everything, he's a seven. 0.83
00:32:10.000 But his face, his looks, he's like a three. 0.88
00:32:13.000 Dude, is your ringer on?
00:32:14.000 Are you special needs?
00:32:18.000 Why does anyone have a ringer at all?
00:32:23.000 Ooh.
00:32:25.000 The crowd's getting saucy.
00:32:26.000 I still look like I'm in the shadows.
00:32:29.000 Maybe it's because my background is so white.
00:32:32.000 Anyway, sorry, I'm boring you all.
00:32:34.000 Yeah, numbers are a thing.
00:32:36.000 I know what I am.
00:32:37.000 I know that looks-wise, without any context, I'm a 6.5.
00:32:42.000 And no woman wants to f me without any kind of context. 0.99
00:32:46.000 I remember David Cross said that.
00:32:47.000 I said, Do you think your fame has anything to do with you getting laid?
00:32:51.000 And he goes, Yeah, dude.
00:32:53.000 This ain't cutting it.
00:32:56.000 I love when people circle their own face as ugly.
00:32:59.000 This, hmm.
00:33:01.000 Anyway, here's what you can do if you feel ugly.
00:33:05.000 You just be instantly beautiful.
00:33:07.000 Why, you can be a supermodel for Victoria's Secret. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Just have your own Victoria's Secret runway show and call it the anti-Victoria's Secret show. 1.00
00:33:18.000 And guess who's pretty at this fashion runway? 1.00
00:33:22.000 Everyone.
00:33:24.000 Even handicapped midgets. 1.00
00:33:26.000 They're supermodels because beauty is totally subjective, right? 1.00
00:33:31.000 Right.
00:33:32.000 Good.
00:33:32.000 So then you will just be making out with Leslie Jones tonight, I assume?
00:33:37.000 Yeah, sure.
00:33:39.000 Okay, she's right there.
00:33:40.000 Go ahead.
00:33:41.000 Well, I'm not writing this second.
00:33:43.000 But yeah, I'll make out with her soon.
00:33:45.000 So look at this just bizarre delusion.
00:33:51.000 All right, pause.
00:33:54.000 That black girl they just showed, she's a five. 0.99
00:33:57.000 She's a 5.5, a 6. 1.00
00:33:59.000 You're not, you can't just say you're incredibly beautiful and then get up on stage and go, now I'm sexy because I want to be.
00:34:06.000 Here's a way I can easily prove how ridiculous you are.
00:34:08.000 Can you imagine men doing this?
00:34:11.000 Like, you know, when they have, they reenact fashion shoots and they'll have, we took this Gucci ad campaign and we brought fat chicks to it and airbrushed them and look how gorgeous they are.
00:34:21.000 And you go, not at all.
00:34:24.000 So if you had some like male model dude for Givenchy and he was posing like this and then me and my buddies did the exact same poses, it would be called hilarious.
00:34:35.000 And you would rightfully be laughing your heads off at me and my fat friends just like leaning on a rock with the water shooting off our fat just going, ah, given she.
00:34:47.000 It would be funny, right?
00:34:48.000 But we treat women with such kid gloves that when they do this crap, we have to go, yes. 1.00
00:34:53.000 Oh my God, so sexy.
00:34:57.000 You did a great job pretending you're pretty.
00:35:00.000 The black girl, by the way, that they just showed is the hottest one you're going to see. 1.00
00:35:04.000 Where do you see the others in this lineup?
00:35:06.000 Keep going.
00:35:09.000 Sevens.
00:35:09.000 Those are the two who put it together.
00:35:11.000 They're hot.
00:35:11.000 Hot old ladies.
00:35:13.000 6.8.
00:35:14.000 Not a model.
00:35:16.000 Oh, I like this one.
00:35:19.000 Yeah, look, stop, stop.
00:35:21.000 No one wants to have sex with a midget. 1.00
00:35:24.000 Nobody.
00:35:25.000 And if you do, I think you're weird.
00:35:28.000 Like, you know that reality show where they have, it's like, my life is a midget or something. 0.97
00:35:34.000 And they show the youngest kid now, it's been on for so long, he's old enough to be married.
00:35:38.000 And they show him with his wife.
00:35:41.000 Now, everyone deserves to have a loving relationship.
00:35:44.000 Love knows no boundaries, all that stuff.
00:35:46.000 But isn't that a tiny bit weird?
00:35:48.000 I mean, it's kid-sized.
00:35:51.000 Aren't you a little bit unusual if you want a midget to make love to you? 1.00
00:35:54.000 Or a little person?
00:35:55.000 I don't know.
00:35:56.000 Especially if it's a chick. 1.00
00:35:57.000 Like, what if your brother brought her home and said, I'm in love, Mark.
00:36:02.000 I'm madly in love.
00:36:03.000 And we're thinking about making babies.
00:36:05.000 Are the babies going to be midgets too? 0.96
00:36:06.000 Because that's the thing with attraction.
00:36:08.000 Your subconscious is going, can I breed with this person?
00:36:11.000 Will it be handicapped? 0.97
00:36:13.000 I don't want to make midgets. 1.00
00:36:15.000 I probably would.
00:36:16.000 I've never hung out with a midget. 1.00
00:36:17.000 I bet they're fun.
00:36:18.000 I bet they're really cool.
00:36:19.000 I heard they drink a lot.
00:36:20.000 But as far as breeding goes, and that's what sexual attraction is based on.
00:36:24.000 Who are you kidding?
00:36:26.000 Keep going.
00:36:28.000 See, I own it.
00:36:29.000 All you have to do is own it and you're sexy.
00:36:31.000 This one's weird.
00:36:32.000 Stop, stop.
00:36:34.000 Make me small rather than make, yeah.
00:36:37.000 She brings her afro comb.
00:36:39.000 Like, I guess that's a F you to all these guys that don't like afros. 0.98
00:36:43.000 But again, that's not us, by the way.
00:36:45.000 We were never consulted for anything that women do. 1.00
00:36:49.000 That's all gays. 1.00
00:36:50.000 Gays run fashion. 1.00
00:36:52.000 We didn't ask them to be skinny 12-year-old boys.
00:36:53.000 We like ts and no models have.
00:36:56.000 So we were clearly not consulted.
00:36:58.000 So when you're going, aha, I have an afro, I don't know who you're talking to, Tom Ford, the gay community, because we have almost no rules. 1.00
00:37:06.000 Our rules are be attractive enough that my friends don't make fun of me.
00:37:11.000 And don't be so fat that if you wear a belt, you can't see the belt.
00:37:16.000 Other pudge is fine.
00:37:18.000 Huge, small ts, troopy ts, we can work it out.
00:37:22.000 Cankles, give me eight seconds to get over it, and I will.
00:37:26.000 Giant Oreolas this big, like dinner plates?
00:37:30.000 Give me half a day, and I'll work through that.
00:37:35.000 And the next day, I'll be a big Oreola guy.
00:37:39.000 We have one exception, by the way, and of course they don't use this one.
00:37:43.000 Balding.
00:37:44.000 That is our one deal breaker.
00:37:45.000 If a woman has like hairs you could count, no fixing that. 1.00
00:37:51.000 But I always say to them, can't you go to Singapore or something now?
00:37:55.000 My barber says they can't tell the difference.
00:37:57.000 Oh, pay for your flight.
00:37:58.000 Go to Singapore and get your hair fixed.
00:38:00.000 That dude, Peter Lloyd, that gay conservative, he comes to New York sometimes, and I always check out his hair.
00:38:04.000 It's all fake.
00:38:05.000 It's plugs from the back of his head that he had put in.
00:38:07.000 Looks amazing.
00:38:09.000 So ladies, what are you doing? 0.99
00:38:11.000 It's like ladies when they have big warts on their face. 1.00
00:38:14.000 I can probably get those off tonight.
00:38:16.000 You just wrap dental floss around the base of them and I believe they suffocate.
00:38:20.000 They just pop off.
00:38:22.000 Yes, you'll have some scars.
00:38:23.000 It's better than warts.
00:38:26.000 Keep going.
00:38:27.000 Afro.
00:38:27.000 Ooh, I'm scared of your afro.
00:38:31.000 Very attractive, ladies. 0.75
00:38:33.000 That's my bread and butter.
00:38:34.000 Nice and old.
00:38:35.000 Look at this!
00:38:38.000 Isn't this cruel?
00:38:39.000 This is what I say about these fucking libs. 1.00
00:38:42.000 They are meaner than the worst jocks.
00:38:46.000 Like, you know, dog fights where these fraternities will get the ugliest chick they can to come and they take them to dinner and they all laugh their heads off in the bathroom at how good you are at getting the ugliest girl in town. 1.00
00:39:00.000 So that's obviously horrible, right?
00:39:01.000 By the way, they rarely tell the girl.
00:39:03.000 So it's kind of like a tree fell in the woods and didn't make a sound.
00:39:06.000 I'm not sure it's on the books.
00:39:08.000 But this is worse than that.
00:39:12.000 Putting this poor person in her.
00:39:14.000 Look, she's so unbelievably handicapped. 1.00
00:39:16.000 She doesn't even have a normal wheelchair.
00:39:18.000 It's like made for her.
00:39:20.000 There's one of these chairs in the world because she's a dwarf who's paralyzed and probably has like cerebral palsy or something. 1.00
00:39:27.000 So she's got all these diseases and we put a sexy dress on her and then put Victoria's secret just for the record, guys. 1.00
00:39:34.000 That's lingerie. 0.68
00:39:35.000 That's sex clothes. 0.71
00:39:36.000 So what you're trying to tell me is that this woman is sexy. 1.00
00:39:40.000 If that woman is sexy, you deserve to go to a mental institution. 1.00
00:39:45.000 I don't want you in my society.
00:39:47.000 Right?
00:39:48.000 Like if your brother brings her home, you and your brother aren't friends anymore.
00:39:53.000 Your brother is a sicko.
00:39:55.000 I'm sorry.
00:39:57.000 She's a wonderful person.
00:39:58.000 She deserves to be loved.
00:40:00.000 But if you are sexually attracted to that person, you're an unusual person, no?
00:40:05.000 Again, imagine it's your brother.
00:40:07.000 Imagine it's your brother and you can hear them in the next room bouncing around on the guest bed.
00:40:12.000 You'd have to leave the house.
00:40:14.000 Be honest.
00:40:14.000 You heard her bouncing around?
00:40:19.000 Like a baby?
00:40:20.000 All right, go ahead.
00:40:23.000 Sorry, you're a good person, I'm sure.
00:40:25.000 You're not sexy.
00:40:26.000 All right.
00:40:27.000 Well, now...
00:40:31.000 The fat one with giant tits. 1.00
00:40:32.000 Yes, please.
00:40:34.000 By the way, wait, what happened to me?
00:40:36.000 I just vanished.
00:40:37.000 I became invisible.
00:40:38.000 By the way, again, this was gays who came up with all this. 1.00
00:40:41.000 We never kicked fat chicks out of the runways. 1.00
00:40:44.000 You did.
00:40:44.000 The gays and the women got rid of these.
00:40:48.000 We weren't even consulted about fake tits. 1.00
00:40:51.000 No one asked us.
00:40:52.000 They said, I assume men like big boobs, so I'm going to put big plastic bags in my tits. 1.00
00:40:56.000 No, please don't do that.
00:40:58.000 We would way rather have droopers.
00:41:02.000 Anyways, no one's kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. 1.00
00:41:05.000 Same with her.
00:41:06.000 Bring the midget back. 1.00
00:41:09.000 Okay, this one's a doozy.
00:41:10.000 I can be sexy, just as sexy as any Victoria's Secret model, even if I'm missing a leg.
00:41:16.000 No, you cannot.
00:41:19.000 Again, very good person.
00:41:21.000 No one's saying, haha, you lost your leg.
00:41:23.000 But to put her on the runway and say, she's just as sexy as any other model. 1.00
00:41:27.000 No, she's not.
00:41:28.000 Because if you're in bed with her, you're going to feel the stub.
00:41:31.000 It's going to be up on your leg, and that's going to freak you out.
00:41:35.000 I mean, I'm sure it's great after maybe seven times, but your first seven lovemaking sessions with her are going to be very confusing.
00:41:43.000 It's literally incongruous.
00:41:47.000 Isn't this sick?
00:41:48.000 Like, who are you kidding?
00:41:50.000 Car crash.
00:41:51.000 Oh, this one's weird.
00:41:52.000 She's a car crash survivor who broke her back, but she's fine.
00:41:57.000 So if I was like the chick in the wheelchair who had stubby legs, I'd sort of go, uh, you recovered.
00:42:04.000 You can't really, you're not part of my gang.
00:42:06.000 Hey, I'm beautiful too, you know, just because I was in a car accident a long time ago and fully recovered.
00:42:11.000 A lot of people think that's not sexy.
00:42:13.000 Don't tell them then.
00:42:15.000 It's your little secret.
00:42:17.000 You were in a coma.
00:42:21.000 Go ahead.
00:42:24.000 Oh, I like his little dance.
00:42:27.000 Gays are fun.
00:42:28.000 I think it's because they get so much sex.
00:42:30.000 There's your grandma just coming out, being super hot. 1.00
00:42:34.000 Lots of mils.
00:42:35.000 And then just like some chick who shaved her head, what's this guy doing dancing around doing splits?
00:42:42.000 No one said she was ugly. 1.00
00:42:45.000 There's more than one definition of beauty.
00:42:47.000 Sometimes, and by the way, don't say beauty, you mean sexy.
00:42:50.000 It's Victoria's Secret.
00:42:51.000 So you're saying lots of things can be sexy.
00:42:54.000 Like a two-foot-tall woman who can't use any of her limbs. 1.00
00:43:00.000 Get off my lawn.
00:43:02.000 No, seriously.