Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 28, 2018


Ep 177 | JR Mint | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

42 minutes

Words per Minute

180.5664

Word Count

7,650

Sentence Count

728

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

Gavin McInnes and his co-host Ryan Henderson McCartan are joined by journalist Rahim Kassan on the show to talk about hip hop and everything else going on in the world. They discuss Eminem's new album, Lil Wayne's cough syrup addiction, and much more.


Transcript

00:00:19.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:34.000 Way to break the third wall there, Ryan.
00:00:37.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:38.000 Now people know that I'm actually hiding offset.
00:00:41.000 I didn't just arrive.
00:00:43.000 Damn.
00:00:44.000 You gave away our secrets.
00:00:47.000 That was Slimmy B. What do I know about Slimmy B?
00:00:50.000 Probably nothing.
00:00:52.000 Oh yeah, he's from that super group, S-O-B-X-R-B-E.
00:00:59.000 Bunch of guys from the Bay Area.
00:01:00.000 I don't know.
00:01:01.000 It's funny how some songs do really well with that intro, and some of them you go, that's not the right environment for that.
00:01:07.000 I think it has to be a very sort of a picky-uppy song, like the Bad Brains Eye Against I think did well.
00:01:12.000 But that just, that song is slow.
00:01:14.000 And the kids today with the rap, it's quite lazy, isn't it?
00:01:18.000 This trap music?
00:01:19.000 I think so.
00:01:20.000 I remember, I'm from the 90s where it was all scientific mechanical.
00:01:24.000 They had backpacks on and they're always writing lyrics down.
00:01:27.000 Someone's letting them take the day off.
00:01:30.000 And by the way, rock stars today.
00:01:31.000 Cough syrup?
00:01:33.000 Lil Wayne is hospitalized for cough syrup.
00:01:35.000 Ever tried heroin?
00:01:37.000 All our rock stars died of heroin.
00:01:39.000 That's a good drug to die on.
00:01:42.000 I had too many medicines.
00:01:46.000 I tried it.
00:01:51.000 Yeah, we got a fun show for you today.
00:01:52.000 We have Rahim Kassan on the show.
00:01:56.000 He's the editor of Breitbart UK.
00:01:59.000 Very smart guy.
00:02:02.000 It's kind of intimidating how smart he is.
00:02:04.000 He's like Michael Moynihan, where you feel like you go, I'm not familiar with that.
00:02:10.000 Oh, it's called the Full of Parliament.
00:02:13.000 What happens is when a case is rejected by the Maitre D, it's sent over to the barrister.
00:02:19.000 I don't know what these words are.
00:02:21.000 But that sounds good.
00:02:22.000 I hope he's okay.
00:02:25.000 I also want to look at this dude who does sex healing.
00:02:29.000 He's with the handicapped and he makes love to them, which it's a free market, perfectly legal, but it's kind of weird if your job is to deal with people who are paralyzed from the neck down and kiss them and hug them and stuff.
00:02:46.000 And then we'll be done with the show.
00:02:47.000 I want to focus on Raheem, though, for this episode.
00:02:50.000 So without further ado, or as illiterates say, without further ado, let's bring Raheem on.
00:02:57.000 Rahim, can you come on the show, please?
00:03:04.000 That is a very different reception than I'm used to.
00:03:08.000 Well, you're hanging out with the wrong people.
00:03:10.000 These are your people.
00:03:11.000 These are my people.
00:03:12.000 Your people?
00:03:13.000 Yeah!
00:03:18.000 Ukuru, of course, being the Swahili word for freedom.
00:03:21.000 Sure.
00:03:23.000 Yeah.
00:03:24.000 Well, you should learn more African.
00:03:25.000 It's a beautiful language.
00:03:26.000 And it's dying.
00:03:28.000 Is it?
00:03:29.000 Oh, the Hootsies are killing it.
00:03:31.000 By the way, I hear it's huge in France right now.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, it just won the World Cup.
00:03:35.000 Did you see those memes going around saying, this is what you get when you don't take in immigrants?
00:03:39.000 By the way, Don Lemon's argument over why they should celebrate the French national team as an African team now is the same as Jean-Marie Le Pen's argument from 40 years ago.
00:03:51.000 I just want to say, you know, if anybody's making the sort of ethno-nationalist argument, it's Don Lemon.
00:03:57.000 Yeah, well, I think the left and the right, we're the same now.
00:03:59.000 Like, they say things in a screaming outrage, and we go, yeah.
00:04:05.000 Like, they'll say Trump is Darth Vader.
00:04:07.000 Uh-huh.
00:04:07.000 Uh-huh.
00:04:08.000 Yeah.
00:04:08.000 I'm on the same page with you.
00:04:09.000 Are they with that woman who is running like the Abu Ghirab or something and she has a history of doing torture in the Philippines or something like that?
00:04:18.000 And we go, yeah.
00:04:21.000 You know the Empire were the good guys in Sarwas.
00:04:23.000 Yeah, they were.
00:04:24.000 Well, I never understood when I watched that movie as an adult, what's the big deal?
00:04:29.000 Like, were they going to kill everyone?
00:04:31.000 No.
00:04:32.000 It was a civilized society, right?
00:04:35.000 They did kill one planet, didn't they?
00:04:36.000 And blow up a planet?
00:04:38.000 There's always collateral damage.
00:04:39.000 There's literally infinite planets.
00:04:42.000 One planet died.
00:04:43.000 Sorry.
00:04:46.000 God.
00:04:47.000 I'm with you, brother.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, it's strange that they just recognize themselves as evil.
00:04:53.000 Become bad like me.
00:04:55.000 ISIS doesn't say that.
00:04:56.000 They say we're liberating the world.
00:04:56.000 No.
00:04:58.000 Exactly.
00:04:59.000 And they are.
00:05:00.000 One dead body at a time.
00:05:02.000 What's your background?
00:05:03.000 Anyway, what's your background, Rahim?
00:05:05.000 Are you a rich kid?
00:05:06.000 You're very articulate and you have nice clothes.
00:05:08.000 I am the least rich kid you'll ever meet.
00:05:11.000 Really?
00:05:11.000 I grew up to an immigrant family in West London, public schooled, very bad public school, by the way.
00:05:17.000 Horrible, horrible.
00:05:18.000 Public school means private school.
00:05:19.000 No.
00:05:20.000 Oh.
00:05:22.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:05:22.000 You've already adapted.
00:05:23.000 So you call it soccer now?
00:05:25.000 Well, so we say state school, right?
00:05:27.000 So it was a state school, you know, with the metal detectors and everything.
00:05:30.000 I didn't speak like this 15 years ago.
00:05:33.000 This is an affectation that's come about through living and working in Westminster for 10 years.
00:05:39.000 Can you do your original accent or is that gone?
00:05:39.000 I see.
00:05:43.000 It was more like this, right?
00:05:44.000 You talk more like this.
00:05:45.000 Mark it about and everything.
00:05:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:48.000 It was like your impression of Tommy today at the rally.
00:05:52.000 It was more like that.
00:05:53.000 But yeah, you know, we had, in fact, the reason we were so poor growing up was because my father was a business owner.
00:06:01.000 He owned several fast food restaurants in West London.
00:06:03.000 And then when Soros shorted the pound in 92, we lost everything.
00:06:08.000 No, my hatred from Soros comes from a very visceral level, right?
00:06:13.000 This guy who's all like pro-immigrant put my immigrant family out of business because he wanted to make his quick billion shorting the pound.
00:06:22.000 Well, that's his modus operandi.
00:06:25.000 He likes economies to clash, to crash.
00:06:28.000 He's trying to deal with the American dollar Now.
00:06:30.000 That's what he does.
00:06:31.000 And I think this is why he funds all these riots, why he funds Antifa.
00:06:36.000 Of course.
00:06:37.000 Because he wants the economy to crash, not just to make a quick buck, but also to rebuild it in his own image.
00:06:43.000 I think he would happily obliterate the planet and then start it up again.
00:06:47.000 He said it himself in that famous 60 Minutes interview.
00:06:50.000 He said, I don't care about politics or philosophies.
00:06:54.000 I just care about making money and I'll do whatever it takes.
00:06:57.000 This is who the left hitches their wagon to.
00:07:00.000 Have you heard the left defending Soros and calling him a Holocaust survivor?
00:07:04.000 Yes, yes.
00:07:05.000 I guess Mengel is a Holocaust survivor, too.
00:07:08.000 Well, exactly.
00:07:09.000 And, you know, the man that went around helping to confiscate Jewish property is the person that they hitched their wagon to.
00:07:15.000 Just because you were there and you lived doesn't mean you're a survivor, especially if you helped facilitate the genocide.
00:07:22.000 Just saying.
00:07:24.000 You know, Ezra Levant wrote an article about George Soros many years ago, and he read a bunch of books by Soros and just quoted the things that he had said about his involvement with the Nazis, that whole deal.
00:07:24.000 Disturbing.
00:07:35.000 You mean Ezra Levant, the famous anti-Semite?
00:07:37.000 Yes, the famous anti-Semite.
00:07:41.000 And his life was messed up after that.
00:07:44.000 He was fighting lawsuit after lawsuit from poor people, like a teacher from a school would be suing him for something he said or trying to get his law degree, his lawyer whatever status revoked.
00:07:57.000 And he thought, who are these people?
00:07:59.000 How are they affording a $200,000 lawsuit?
00:08:02.000 And I'm convinced Soros was funding people to terrorize him with lawfare.
00:08:07.000 You look at what's happening with people like us, people like me and people like Tommy Robinson in the United Kingdom.
00:08:14.000 There's a group called Hope Not Hate, which I'm sure you'll be aware of.
00:08:17.000 They cancelled our Rebel Cruise.
00:08:18.000 That's our Rebel Cruise.
00:08:19.000 Yeah, Soros-funded organization and other funders as well, but Soros-funded organization that makes a living off terrorizing people like me and terrorizing people like Tommy.
00:08:32.000 No philosophical argument behind it at all, of course.
00:08:36.000 They'll put a picture of me on their website with De Stürme in my mouth.
00:08:41.000 It's De Stürmer.
00:08:42.000 De Sturme was the old Nazi newspaper.
00:08:47.000 That's not actionable?
00:08:48.000 It's bizarre.
00:08:50.000 Well, I was saying that the other day.
00:08:51.000 If they had to live under the kind of scrutiny they put us through, I mean, they have all kinds of Black Lives Matter guys who are into ethnic warfare and kill white people and you hear tons of anti-Semitism from Antifa and, you know, you can't, an Israeli can't talk at any college in America.
00:09:11.000 Yet they'll find something we've done, you know, 15 years ago and try to pillory us with that.
00:09:17.000 And you go, okay, you want to play by those standards, you're going to be dead.
00:09:20.000 And I think, I don't mean literally dead, but I think what's happening now is they're sort of meeting their own standards.
00:09:29.000 They're coming up to their own suicide, in a sense.
00:09:32.000 It's absolutely correct.
00:09:33.000 I mean, you see the thing with the guy, was it James Dunn?
00:09:36.000 James Gunn.
00:09:37.000 James Gunn from, you know, these are the same people who have for years been haranguing our side over what we tweeted 10 years ago.
00:09:46.000 Well, fine.
00:09:47.000 We're going to go back through your Twitter history, find 10,000 pro-paedophile tweets.
00:09:51.000 No, no, no.
00:09:52.000 You want to play?
00:09:52.000 Let's play.
00:09:53.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:09:53.000 Let's play.
00:09:54.000 Well, and they don't think they can handle it.
00:09:57.000 They've never had scrutiny before.
00:09:58.000 They're really remarkably spoiled.
00:10:00.000 And you'll notice this when you try to debate them, you go, these people have no intention of getting to the truth.
00:10:04.000 In fact, there's even times here, I saw this in New York.
00:10:07.000 Someone was talking about trans or something like that.
00:10:09.000 And they go, all we're here saying is that there's two gender.
00:10:12.000 And then as that guy was trying to put his point, so it was the two gender side versus the trans side, the person who's talking to me would go, with a bullhorn, like a rape horn thing.
00:10:23.000 Every time he spoke, and you realize, you guys have no intention of getting to the truth.
00:10:27.000 You have no intention of working out.
00:10:28.000 So I'm at the point now where I just go, you know what?
00:10:31.000 This is war.
00:10:32.000 Let's stop trying to work things out.
00:10:34.000 It's us and them.
00:10:35.000 Famously, Andrew Breitbart was, you know, coined the hashtag war philosophy that founded the website that I worked for for the last four years.
00:10:46.000 And this was Christopher Hitchens' whole thing as well, by the way, which is why I believe that if he were alive today, he'd be on our side in this.
00:10:51.000 Oh, without shadow of that.
00:10:52.000 There's a difference between the literal mind and the ironic mind.
00:10:55.000 And we have ironic minds.
00:10:57.000 You know, we're always in the pursuit of the truth and we don't care how we get to the truth.
00:11:00.000 You know, it's sometimes ugly.
00:11:02.000 Jordan Peterson calls it from the Jungian sense, in sturquilinus in vinitor, right?
00:11:08.000 In filth truth, right?
00:11:10.000 From the most nasty things that you have to probe, like the rape and grooming gangs in the United Kingdom, for instance, you end up with the truth, which is, in that case, that Islam, and especially Islam that is preached in about 74% of mosques in the United Kingdom, preaches that young white girls are right to prey on, right?
00:11:30.000 And it's that difference, the distinction between the literal mind.
00:11:33.000 The left is all literal nowadays, right?
00:11:35.000 Everything it sees, everything it does, and everything it aims for is literalist.
00:11:39.000 And that is a stupid person's way of dealing with the world and with the truth.
00:11:43.000 Well, it's willfully ignorant, too.
00:11:44.000 I've noticed with Trump, there was a famous Atlantic article where they said, the left takes Trump literally, but not seriously.
00:11:52.000 The right takes him seriously, but not literally.
00:11:54.000 So they'll say, at one point he said, I'm so popular I could shoot someone on 54th Street.
00:11:58.000 I don't know why I'm doing a ratzo-rism.
00:12:00.000 He is a literal murderer.
00:12:02.000 Yeah, he said he would murder someone.
00:12:03.000 Or he said, hey, my daughter's so beautiful.
00:12:05.000 I mean, this was inappropriate, but whatever.
00:12:07.000 He said, my daughter's so beautiful.
00:12:08.000 If she was my daughter, I'd probably be dating her.
00:12:10.000 Yeah, but it's not literal.
00:12:11.000 And then they go, he wants to have sex with his daughter and shoot people on 54th Street.
00:12:17.000 And he said on a bus that when he becomes president, he's going to start just randomly grabbing strangers' vaginas.
00:12:26.000 And you go, how long would that last?
00:12:29.000 Sorry, honk, honk, honk, honk.
00:12:32.000 Honk.
00:12:34.000 Hank.
00:12:36.000 Wow.
00:12:37.000 It is amazing what's going on in Britain.
00:12:39.000 And I've heard the left, there's some of these leftists, you know, these white guys that become Muslims and they go to speakers' corner?
00:12:45.000 The ginger guys.
00:12:46.000 They're always ginger, by the way.
00:12:47.000 There's also the sort of intellectual liberals with the kafaya, like Paul Williams or something.
00:12:53.000 I forget his name, but he's always at these things.
00:12:55.000 I want to give them the credit of knowing who they are.
00:12:57.000 Yeah.
00:12:57.000 He says, you and Tommy are Islamophobic and Racist, because in Britain, racist is anything mean about a group.
00:13:03.000 And you're purposely ignoring the fact that these aren't Muslim grooming gangs, they're Pakistani grooming gangs.
00:13:10.000 Okay, you're like, what percentage of Pakistanis are Muslim?
00:13:13.000 And what is the national religion of Pakistan?
00:13:16.000 Yeah, it's 98.
00:13:18.000 How I bet there's no Christians in Pakistan.
00:13:21.000 Can you imagine?
00:13:22.000 Very few, very few left.
00:13:23.000 Very few left.
00:13:24.000 Or being Jewish in Pakistan?
00:13:26.000 Zero.
00:13:26.000 Unimaginable.
00:13:28.000 But, you know, these are deeply deranged individuals.
00:13:31.000 Are you Pakistani?
00:13:32.000 No.
00:13:32.000 Thank you.
00:13:34.000 I shouldn't say that.
00:13:35.000 Awkward.
00:13:36.000 I shouldn't say that.
00:13:36.000 That was a close call.
00:13:37.000 Well, I mean, you know, we have a fair few things said.
00:13:39.000 What are you?
00:13:41.000 My parents are Indian.
00:13:43.000 Ah.
00:13:44.000 So even more excoriating about the Pakistanis than anybody in the West ever has been.
00:13:48.000 Yeah, well, that's, I mean, when Pakistan was formed and the Hindus were sent south and the Muslims were sent north, the Muslims would get on trains and just massacre.
00:13:58.000 Yeah, well, a totally illegitimate nation, by the way, Pakistan.
00:14:02.000 Pakistan is fake news.
00:14:05.000 It totally is.
00:14:06.000 Hey, Ryan, can you pull up the ridiculous dance soldiers do at the Pakistan-Indian border, where they have these bizarre peacock feather hats and then go, hurrah!
00:14:19.000 Have you seen this?
00:14:20.000 By the way, no point pulling the clip because I think you did it better than they do it.
00:14:24.000 You've studied this in depth.
00:14:26.000 I think you should join.
00:14:28.000 They have the least utilitarian uniforms I've ever seen.
00:14:30.000 It's just peacock feathers everywhere.
00:14:32.000 Where are you going?
00:14:33.000 To RuPaul's drag race?
00:14:35.000 You can't win a battle in that.
00:14:38.000 I saw you.
00:14:39.000 I saw your feathers over the hill.
00:14:42.000 Well, of course, this was our problem as well.
00:14:44.000 During the American Revolution, we insisted on wearing our bright red coats and marching line into battle.
00:14:50.000 The Americans are hiding by, well, the colonists are hiding behind trees in sort of camouflage gear.
00:14:55.000 Yeah, well, that was the end of the mistake.
00:15:02.000 No more drums after that war.
00:15:04.000 Here we are.
00:15:05.000 I think George Washington was in fighting with the British at the beginning of the war, and then he went, or no, sorry, before the American Revolution, and then he thought when we were fighting the French, the English Indian War.
00:15:16.000 And I think he went, after the Indians started shooting from the trees, I think he went, I'm going to leave the Brits, start my own thing, and start shooting the Brits from the trees.
00:15:24.000 It's very effective.
00:15:25.000 And famously, during the French Indian War, had a terrible case of piles.
00:15:31.000 Oh, George Washington did.
00:15:33.000 What are piles going to say, like ramroids?
00:15:34.000 Hemorrhoids.
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:35.000 And would carry a cushion with him everywhere because it was so painful.
00:15:40.000 But that sort of goes to show you the spirit of how much they believed in scalping those Indians back, that hemorrhoids or not, I'm getting on that horse and I'm going to war.
00:15:51.000 It also shows how wildly uncomfortable clothes were back then.
00:15:55.000 No breathing.
00:15:57.000 Anyway, how did we get into hemorrhoids?
00:15:59.000 Look at this.
00:16:01.000 This is them at the border.
00:16:03.000 What are you doing?
00:16:04.000 And what's on your head?
00:16:06.000 And how is that used?
00:16:07.000 I know there's dinosaurs who would use that to warm their blood in the sun.
00:16:12.000 Look at this guy.
00:16:14.000 I would hate to be a cockroach at the Pakistani-Indian border.
00:16:17.000 You better be fast.
00:16:19.000 What are you doing, dude?
00:16:22.000 Pakistan, Zinzabad.
00:16:24.000 Pakistan, Zinzabad.
00:16:25.000 Ala Akbir!
00:16:27.000 Oh, wow.
00:16:28.000 Look at these guys.
00:16:30.000 And there's no discipline about it at all.
00:16:31.000 Have you noticed?
00:16:33.000 It's sort of a fake discipline.
00:16:34.000 Yeah, random move.
00:16:35.000 Yeah, I mean, they're stomping their feet as if there's a sort of thing about it.
00:16:39.000 But look, no, it's totally out of time.
00:16:41.000 If they're all in unison, like Kim Jong-un's people, maybe.
00:16:45.000 You can't just do silly dances.
00:16:47.000 By the way, that video of Kim Jong-un's security staff running alongside his motorcade, that was amazing.
00:16:55.000 I wish we had that.
00:16:57.000 You don't get that anymore.
00:16:59.000 You don't get the Queen's guard running alongside her carriage.
00:17:03.000 Amazing.
00:17:04.000 Amazing.
00:17:05.000 Raheem, I want to talk to you about something very important.
00:17:07.000 You're a smarty pants.
00:17:08.000 Maybe you can help me with this.
00:17:09.000 I was talking to my barber the other day, and he said, I can't think of another time in history where the freedom lovers beat out the tyrannical despots, the ones oppressing them.
00:17:25.000 Almost every revolution is communists versus tyrants.
00:17:30.000 Like Cuba was socialists taking over from, what's his name?
00:17:34.000 Or Pinochet was the dictator taking over from the communists.
00:17:38.000 It's always communist dictator, communist dictator.
00:17:41.000 I can't think of another country besides America where the guys to take down the bosses had no plan other than freedom.
00:17:49.000 Well, I disagree with you on the America point as well.
00:17:51.000 Ooh, sausage.
00:17:52.000 That was a progressive revolution, I'm afraid.
00:17:54.000 I'm a monarchist.
00:17:55.000 I believe in the divinity of our monarchy and I...
00:18:02.000 I don't know what that is.
00:18:03.000 Aren't you Canadian?
00:18:05.000 You have a leaf on your flag.
00:18:09.000 Put these mics.
00:18:10.000 It was a progressive revolution, and so was the French Revolution.
00:18:14.000 And it's actually done more harm than good.
00:18:16.000 So you think Britain should still be in control of America?
00:18:19.000 The taxes were getting a little annoying.
00:18:21.000 What were the taxes for?
00:18:23.000 Tea.
00:18:23.000 It was for fighting the French-Indian War.
00:18:26.000 Yes.
00:18:27.000 We were only asking for the money back.
00:18:29.000 I know, but it was getting annoying, and it was too much.
00:18:33.000 So, socialists.
00:18:35.000 No, we don't like tax.
00:18:37.000 We don't want to pay our fair share.
00:18:38.000 We don't want to pay our fair share.
00:18:40.000 We want freebies all the time.
00:18:41.000 Okay, you know what?
00:18:42.000 For fun, I'm going to give you this.
00:18:44.000 It's a progressive revolution, but it couldn't be called a socialist revolution for progressive.
00:18:50.000 But give me another revolution like this, where it's not communists and freedom lovers.
00:18:56.000 Don't know.
00:18:57.000 America's the only country like that.
00:18:59.000 I think you may be right.
00:19:01.000 And then this is our biggest problem as right-wingers.
00:19:03.000 Communism sells.
00:19:08.000 What's her name?
00:19:08.000 Or the one who won the...
00:19:12.000 The gift that keeps on giving.
00:19:14.000 Wow.
00:19:14.000 Did you see that clip of her recently where she goes, we're going to turn these states?
00:19:18.000 And she gets red and blue wrong.
00:19:20.000 She gets red and blue wrong.
00:19:21.000 But maybe she meant red for communism.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, she might be.
00:19:25.000 Maybe the mask slipped there.
00:19:26.000 Well, I liked when she had some Jewish woman interviewing her, and she just assumes it's a given that everyone hates Israel.
00:19:32.000 So she goes, ah, these settlements, it's depriving Palestinians of anything.
00:19:37.000 They can't eat.
00:19:38.000 They can't live there.
00:19:39.000 What do you mean by that?
00:19:40.000 What do you mean?
00:19:41.000 Oh, no one's ever said that before.
00:19:45.000 I'm not an expert on geopolitics.
00:19:47.000 Yeah, we got that.
00:19:48.000 I'm Pretty sure that the Jews are hurting Palestinians and it's in the settlements.
00:19:52.000 I don't know what a settlement is.
00:19:55.000 And the latest one being unemployment numbers are so low because everybody's working two jobs.
00:20:02.000 Well, yeah, that was a great question.
00:20:03.000 How unemployment numbers work.
00:20:05.000 She's a rich kid from Westchester who lived in the Bronx when she was a baby.
00:20:09.000 Exactly that.
00:20:09.000 And I think there's a real problem in America, and this is already happening in Britain, where we're having race-based elections.
00:20:17.000 And the Hispanics vote for the Hispanic person no matter what their policy is.
00:20:20.000 Blacks vote for the black guy.
00:20:22.000 Whites are going to start voting for the white guy.
00:20:24.000 And policy will be the third priority.
00:20:28.000 This was the entire problem started with the Race Relations Act.
00:20:32.000 That's where this whole thing started.
00:20:34.000 It was divvying people up into their little groups.
00:20:36.000 And, you know, after America passed the Race Relations Act, Britain did the same thing in 1968.
00:20:40.000 Famously led on to, you know, you had the Enoch Powell movement in the United Kingdom talking about how, I mean, I'll say it like he said it, at some point the black man will have the whip hand over the white man.
00:20:53.000 And what he was talking about in that scenario was that actually, you know, identity politics and race-based politics would become de rigueur.
00:21:01.000 They would become the norm.
00:21:01.000 And we're seeing it today.
00:21:03.000 And by the way, you talk about Enoch Powell now in the United Kingdom.
00:21:05.000 Everybody, racist, xenophobed, can't talk about it, don't want to talk about it.
00:21:09.000 The 50th year of his speech this year, and still nobody wanted to talk about it.
00:21:13.000 You know, the warnings were very clear.
00:21:15.000 Why is it walking around like a little ferret?
00:21:20.000 What are you doing?
00:21:21.000 Do we have to spray for freakins in here?
00:21:25.000 I think the secret is you've got to kill the queen and then the rest of them just die.
00:21:28.000 While you're down there, mate.
00:21:29.000 You've been so good.
00:21:36.000 Thanks for throwing me off my rhythm, too.
00:21:39.000 Yeah, it is a disturbing pattern.
00:21:41.000 Maybe it's natural, but I've always thought, let's just vote for the least government guy.
00:21:46.000 My ideal politician is a Japanese man who doesn't speak English.
00:21:51.000 We teach him the word no.
00:21:53.000 We put him in the White House.
00:21:54.000 And every time someone comes in with a proposal, he's just like, oh, no.
00:21:59.000 Wait, hold on.
00:22:00.000 Wasn't that Calvin Coolidge?
00:22:01.000 Yeah.
00:22:02.000 Basically governed like that.
00:22:04.000 Zero done.
00:22:04.000 He did.
00:22:04.000 He did.
00:22:05.000 Zero done, which is the perfect amount.
00:22:07.000 Perfect.
00:22:07.000 Well, that's funny in Canada too, because they go, this prime minister back when Stephen Harper was there has taken 160 days off.
00:22:14.000 Parliament hasn't been in session for a total of 160 days.
00:22:17.000 Let's get up to 365.
00:22:18.000 Yep, absolutely brilliant.
00:22:20.000 There was this big argument in the United Kingdom last week because Theresa May wanted to send the MPs on holiday a week early because she was trying to avert a crisis in confidence in her.
00:22:30.000 And somebody said to me, I think it was from the BBC, said, oh, don't you think this is awful that Theresa May's sending MPs on holiday a week early?
00:22:36.000 I said, any chance I can get for them not to be in parliament, I'll take.
00:22:40.000 Anything.
00:22:41.000 Send them home early.
00:22:42.000 We don't want them spending our money.
00:22:44.000 I hate when they go, this politician doesn't care about you.
00:22:48.000 They said that about Ted Cruz.
00:22:49.000 I just heard Toward Cern talking about Cynthia Nixon saying, I think she really cares about New Yorkers.
00:22:53.000 And I'm like, I don't want you to care about me.
00:22:55.000 I don't want you to know where my address is.
00:22:56.000 I don't want you to know my name.
00:22:57.000 We're not friends.
00:22:58.000 Leave me alone.
00:22:59.000 You're the enemy.
00:23:00.000 Leave me alone.
00:23:01.000 My friend Austin Peterson is, I think, running for Senate in Missouri or something.
00:23:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:05.000 He's a friend of the show.
00:23:06.000 Oh, good.
00:23:06.000 And yeah, and his strapline is taking over the government to leave you alone.
00:23:10.000 That's perfect.
00:23:11.000 I love it.
00:23:11.000 You know what I love about Austin Peterson?
00:23:13.000 He kind of woke me up to an interesting concept.
00:23:16.000 He said, enough of this playing defense.
00:23:19.000 We're always talking, like, with guns, for example.
00:23:21.000 Oh, we want bump stocks.
00:23:22.000 So please, let us have them.
00:23:24.000 He goes, instead of sitting there arguing about a bump stock, choose the battleground.
00:23:27.000 This is in the art of war, right?
00:23:28.000 He who chooses the battle wins the war.
00:23:30.000 The battleground, sorry.
00:23:31.000 And he said, let's take it to Manhattan and say, we want machine guns in Manhattan.
00:23:36.000 Why can't I have a machine gun in Manhattan?
00:23:38.000 Make Tommy Guns great again.
00:23:39.000 Yeah.
00:23:39.000 Absolutely.
00:23:40.000 Let's get arguing.
00:23:40.000 And I feel that way.
00:23:41.000 I've totally changed my modus operanda this year where I'm just like, let's be petty.
00:23:46.000 Let's be hypocritical.
00:23:48.000 Let's get them fired.
00:23:49.000 Let's be social justice warriors.
00:23:51.000 Like, I'm pulling out all the stops.
00:23:52.000 I want Roseanne to keep her show.
00:23:54.000 I want Samantha B to lose her show.
00:23:56.000 I'm petty now.
00:23:58.000 War means war.
00:23:59.000 And, you know, in the same way that they wanted to do the by any means necessary stuff, we can learn that too.
00:24:04.000 We can learn all of Vilinsky's Rules for Radicals as well.
00:24:07.000 We can use that on our side.
00:24:08.000 By the way, go back and read both Rules for Radicals and Revive for Radicals, his original book.
00:24:13.000 The prologues are inherently conservative.
00:24:16.000 They fit by definition conservative libertarian thought nowadays, right?
00:24:21.000 It's a process of moving against the state, right?
00:24:24.000 It's a process of moving against totalitarianism, which is what we have, as you know, with people like Tommy Robinson in the United Kingdom today.
00:24:30.000 So you want to play that game?
00:24:31.000 We'll play your game and we'll beat you at it as well because we're more ruthless.
00:24:34.000 Yeah, we're more ruthless.
00:24:35.000 We're smart.
00:24:36.000 And tougher and you're soft.
00:24:38.000 I remember this in the 80s with the Nazi skinheads.
00:24:41.000 They were a huge problem.
00:24:42.000 It actually came from the Canadian government because they had all this money to fight fascism.
00:24:47.000 So they ended up creating these conferences and these news leaflets and stuff.
00:24:52.000 And they created a Nazi skinhead scene in Canada, of all places.
00:24:55.000 And we were terrorized by them.
00:24:57.000 They were all tough, and they were mostly homeless kids.
00:24:59.000 And then this gang in Toronto just beat them all up.
00:25:02.000 Beat them all up in Toronto, all up in Ottawa, all up in Montreal.
00:25:04.000 Boo-boo-boo-boo.
00:25:05.000 Never saw them ever again.
00:25:06.000 It was that simple.
00:25:07.000 You just have to punch these people in the face.
00:25:09.000 Yeah.
00:25:09.000 Okay, fine.
00:25:10.000 Well, we're in Manhattan, so there's a lot of people to punch in the face here.
00:25:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:15.000 Well, Ryan walks around with a MAGA hat.
00:25:18.000 You know, I could walk down Fifth Avenue and shoot, Look, Raheem, we're running out of time, but I have so much other things I want to talk to you about.
00:25:27.000 My favorite question for British woke people is, is Britain doomed?
00:25:36.000 I mean, Muhammad is the number one baby name.
00:25:38.000 Isn't that?
00:25:39.000 Has been for some time, actually.
00:25:40.000 Isn't that irrevocable?
00:25:41.000 Is that not past the point of no return?
00:25:44.000 I said it today as we stood outside the British Consulate.
00:25:48.000 The number of Muslims and, you know, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, whatever, Indian background Muslims that actually reach out to me and go, do you know what?
00:25:56.000 I don't want anything to do with this religion anymore.
00:25:58.000 I don't want anything to do with these communities anymore.
00:26:00.000 I mean, it's in the hundreds a week at the moment.
00:26:03.000 Really?
00:26:03.000 And it's increasing.
00:26:04.000 That's good news.
00:26:05.000 They're very scared to talk about it and do anything about it, right?
00:26:08.000 But I think you're seeing a massive, massive ex-Muslim population growing.
00:26:11.000 Now, does that mean that we're not doomed?
00:26:13.000 I don't know.
00:26:14.000 I mean, are they ever going to end up like me, pissed up at 11 a.m. on a couple of pints and a couple of fat?
00:26:19.000 Right, exactly.
00:26:22.000 Precisely, right?
00:26:23.000 I don't know.
00:26:23.000 I don't know if we're going to get there.
00:26:25.000 But look, the enemy isn't necessarily that.
00:26:30.000 I mean, we do have to put a stop.
00:26:31.000 As far as I'm concerned, we should put a stop immediately to all Muslim immigration into the United Kingdom.
00:26:35.000 I really mean that.
00:26:36.000 And I was saying that before Trump did his thing on it.
00:26:39.000 But the real enemy is the people like Theresa May.
00:26:41.000 The real enemy is the people like Philip Hammond.
00:26:43.000 You know, these guys who are entrenched and entitled to govern in our country.
00:26:47.000 And when we put 15,000 people on Whitehall, it scares the living daylights out of them.
00:26:51.000 Yeah, that's probably why Tommy's in jail was that.
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:55.000 Why does the upper classes and the middle class even in Britain hate the working class so much?
00:27:01.000 I mean, we had the Tony Blair speechwriter as his advisor there.
00:27:05.000 What was his name?
00:27:05.000 Andrew?
00:27:06.000 Andrew Nether.
00:27:07.000 Nether?
00:27:08.000 Say that I brought in a bunch of Muslims just to mess with soccer hooligans.
00:27:11.000 To rub the right's nose in diversities.
00:27:13.000 To rub his nose in it, yeah.
00:27:14.000 That's exactly what he said.
00:27:16.000 Well, because they are the entitled privileged task.
00:27:19.000 And by the way, these people would never be these people were it not for our best having been wiped out in World War I and World War II.
00:27:27.000 Our top, top people, you know, intelligence-wise and in the military, were all wiped out.
00:27:33.000 Because don't forget, the front lines were filled with the gentry, right?
00:27:38.000 They went over the top the same as anybody else did.
00:27:40.000 And so you would never have had Tony Blair and you would never have had Theresa May or David Cameron had it not been for the First and Second World Wars.
00:27:46.000 But this is the new entitled ruling class.
00:27:50.000 The interesting thing about them is that they are not the intelligent ruling class.
00:27:54.000 I can deal with a ruling class if it's intelligent.
00:27:57.000 These are stupid people.
00:27:59.000 They're not.
00:27:59.000 And so bitter.
00:28:00.000 There's so much vitriol.
00:28:01.000 Well, because they know it's a glass jaw thing.
00:28:04.000 I mean, look at Theresa May's chief of staff, this chap called Gavin Barwell.
00:28:07.000 Guy doesn't even have a chin, let alone be glass jaw.
00:28:10.000 A lot of guys named Gavin with no chin are good people, though.
00:28:12.000 I mean, you can't generalize.
00:28:13.000 Some of them are...
00:28:19.000 Oh, my God.
00:28:19.000 Oh, it's 7.57.
00:28:22.000 Rahim, it was great having you on the show.
00:28:25.000 Let's have you back again soon.
00:28:26.000 Can we put the AC on?
00:28:28.000 It's so hot in here.
00:28:29.000 No, but seriously, folks, last time I spoke to you, you were in Italy.
00:28:32.000 Yes.
00:28:33.000 And I got kind of excited because I feel like the entire continent is getting Brexit fever.
00:28:39.000 Is Europe waking up?
00:28:41.000 I think so.
00:28:41.000 I mean, you look at the Czech Republic, you look at Austria, you look at Poland, you look at Italy, look at Hungary.
00:28:46.000 I mean, Italy is the most magnificent case because it's the left and the right populace coming together against Mr. Scissors from the IMF and all these guys and the president who's trying to put in an IMF lackey into the prime ministership.
00:28:59.000 It's amazing what's going on, actually.
00:29:00.000 And France is coming along, but coming along slower as the French always do.
00:29:04.000 But actually, when the French do it, they come along a lot stronger.
00:29:07.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:29:08.000 Like, Le Pen did very well.
00:29:10.000 She almost won.
00:29:10.000 It was conceivable, at least.
00:29:12.000 Oh!
00:29:14.000 No.
00:29:15.000 Marion Marichal in 10 years, when Marion Marichal comes back into the, you know, she just started this university in Lyon, when she comes back into the public fold, that's it.
00:29:25.000 The establishment's done in France because she is intelligent, she is beautiful, she is sexy, she is seductive, she is everything a politician is supposed to be, right?
00:29:36.000 Retail politics combined with hard philosophical values.
00:29:40.000 But what we're doing at the moment is, so I'll go to all these places in Europe and all of them will say in their funny accents to me, can you put me in touch with this person in this country or can you put me in touch with that person in that country?
00:29:51.000 And I go, hold on a minute.
00:29:52.000 Don't you guys sit next to each other in the European Parliament?
00:29:54.000 Oh, yes, but we do not speak.
00:29:56.000 All right, fine.
00:29:57.000 So we've started a foundation in Brussels, myself and Steve Bannon.
00:30:02.000 We've started a foundation in Brussels.
00:30:03.000 It's called the Movement and it will act as a clearinghouse.
00:30:06.000 Cool.
00:30:08.000 Well, movement, movement.
00:30:10.000 Sarcastic at all, but.
00:30:11.000 No, no, but movement that translates to most European languages as movement, movemento, whatever.
00:30:15.000 So we chose a word that makes sense for most people.
00:30:19.000 And we did this thing, and it's going to be a clearinghouse for best practice and how to run a political party, how to run campaigns, data, polling, all of that.
00:30:27.000 We're going to run it from there.
00:30:29.000 And, you know, the next five years, five, ten years, depending on how long Soros lasts, you're going to see a Bannon versus Soros fist fight taking place in Europe.
00:30:37.000 Beautiful.
00:30:37.000 It's going to be amazing.
00:30:38.000 Now, wait a minute.
00:30:39.000 What helped my brain here?
00:30:40.000 When you say clearing out, are you talking about a website?
00:30:42.000 Is it going to be a physical office?
00:30:44.000 Is it going to be a place people meet?
00:30:45.000 Will it have seminars?
00:30:47.000 All of it.
00:30:48.000 So, obviously the website, but whatever.
00:30:51.000 Conferences, a conference at least once a year for all these people to come together and actually exchange ideas and everything.
00:30:56.000 That's such good news.
00:30:57.000 you're going to come and speak and we're going to have...
00:31:01.000 We have a staff in a physical office and we're going to be putting together our own polling.
00:31:05.000 And, you know, heavily line by line, what are the issues?
00:31:09.000 Where do they apply most?
00:31:10.000 Who do they apply most to?
00:31:11.000 None of these people do this all across the continent because all the pollsters across the continent are actually the same pollster.
00:31:17.000 They use the same methodology.
00:31:18.000 They talk to the same target audience, and they have the same sort of skewing at the end of it, how they balance it at the end and then put it out to a newspaper, whatever.
00:31:27.000 We have our own pollster.
00:31:28.000 We're going to do it all in-house, and we're going to help make these parties take their countries back.
00:31:32.000 This is a major standoff.
00:31:34.000 This is the globalists versus the populists.
00:31:37.000 And we just announced it today.
00:31:39.000 It was in the Daily Beast of all places.
00:31:41.000 There'll be an article in The Times tomorrow, and Reuters next week as well.
00:31:44.000 And there'll be a big press release that goes out Monday announcing exactly how much we plan to spend, where, how.
00:31:49.000 And Soros is shitting himself.
00:31:52.000 I am thrilled.
00:31:53.000 I'm so glad we had you on the show, Rahim.
00:31:55.000 Thank you for coming by.
00:31:56.000 Hey, thank you, man.
00:31:59.000 All right.
00:32:03.000 Hey, guys.
00:32:04.000 I think prostitution should be legal.
00:32:06.000 I know it's an unpopular position amongst conservatives.
00:32:08.000 I'm against murder.
00:32:09.000 I think abortion should be illegal.
00:32:10.000 I think crossing the border illegally should be illegal.
00:32:13.000 But drugs, prostitution, I think regulating them does more harm than good.
00:32:18.000 I mean, the whole prison system is basically based on this stupid drug war.
00:32:22.000 But I remember I was on Fox News once and we were talking about a Shame the Johns campaign, which is a very bourgeois thing to do.
00:32:28.000 Let's shame the Johns.
00:32:29.000 It's basically based on, you think you're shaming your dad or your husband, you know, daddy issues.
00:32:34.000 And I thought, uh, I don't like that.
00:32:37.000 And secondly, what about a burn victim?
00:32:40.000 You have a guy who's like a 1.2, because he's burn, he just has like a whole II mouth kind of a thing, nothing, just like a big chicken skin.
00:32:49.000 And he finds someone who is so okay with sex that they're willing to sell their bodies to him for a fee.
00:32:55.000 There's a supply and demand transaction.
00:32:57.000 And after he finally gets to have sex, you're going to go ridicule the burn victim for finding a client?
00:33:04.000 It's not all guys from madmen who are getting prostitutes.
00:33:08.000 Some are desperate, all right?
00:33:09.000 And sometimes the desperate person is a female.
00:33:13.000 Now, this is going to go against all your instincts, but if you really examine it ethically, being a hired gun who has sex with severely handicapped women may be perverted, it may be twisted, but is it wrong?
00:33:26.000 Every human body can be erotic.
00:33:32.000 My first sexual assault was...
00:33:35.000 He's a sexual assistant and he takes in the severely handicapped and makes love to him.
00:33:42.000 I assume he gets paid.
00:33:44.000 Does he get paid?
00:33:49.000 We were both nervous.
00:33:50.000 It was a beautiful experience.
00:33:52.000 A lot better than I expected it to be.
00:33:54.000 Is that depraved?
00:33:59.000 Here's a question, sort of off topic.
00:34:02.000 I saw this guy on the train recently, and his girlfriend was about five feet tall, and she had pigtails, and she had little short shorts on and high tube socks.
00:34:12.000 She was dressed like a little girl, and she was, you know, obviously 19, but not that obviously 19.
00:34:18.000 And he was about 25.
00:34:20.000 Isn't he kind of depraved?
00:34:23.000 It's perfectly legal.
00:34:25.000 And I want that short girl who looks young to have a normal adult sex life.
00:34:30.000 But you got to kind of wonder about the other guy.
00:34:32.000 Like, same with someone dating a midget.
00:34:34.000 I think midgets are great people, and I want them to have a good sex life.
00:34:38.000 But the guy who's with her, the normal tall guy with a tiny little girl who looks like a very fat child, isn't that kind of weird?
00:34:46.000 Isn't there something disconnected up here?
00:34:48.000 Isn't this guy kind of weird?
00:34:50.000 And again, I don't want it to be illegal, and it's not unethical, but Dimitri Zoros, you're 39 years old and weird.
00:34:59.000 Go ahead.
00:35:03.000 Europeans are gross.
00:35:05.000 He's a sexual assistant, an intimate companion for disabled people.
00:35:12.000 Okay, that's fair.
00:35:12.000 So you were paralyzed on half of your body, and you have more sympathy than me.
00:35:20.000 It's frustrating.
00:35:23.000 So is she completely paralyzed?
00:35:28.000 Like, say she goes to a bar and some guy's dying to sleep with her.
00:35:32.000 Are you kind of curious about that guy?
00:35:34.000 Like, isn't there something weird about him?
00:35:36.000 She's really attracted to a severe audio character.
00:35:39.000 No, but we're all the same.
00:35:41.000 Yes, that's true.
00:35:48.000 Is that true?
00:35:48.000 Okay, show them pictures of ugly people that helps her feel better about herself.
00:35:57.000 And we go for a walk.
00:35:59.000 I could walk holding hands.
00:36:00.000 It's a full erotic experience.
00:36:03.000 How much do you get paid?
00:36:07.000 I hate the way Europeans are so clinical about sex.
00:36:10.000 Whoa.
00:36:12.000 Whoa.
00:36:14.000 All right, so there's fighty here.
00:36:17.000 What if you're a woman and you meet this guy on Tinder and you get along and you guys are having fun and then you go, what's your job?
00:36:23.000 And he goes, I have sex with a severely handicapped one.
00:36:26.000 Okay, and can I just say something here?
00:36:28.000 And we can talk while this is playing because it's in another language.
00:36:32.000 Everyone likes to pretend that they're cool with this.
00:36:35.000 And they should be.
00:36:36.000 Because on paper, it makes perfect sense.
00:36:38.000 But can you get personal for a second and pretend that this is your dad's job?
00:36:43.000 Or this is your boyfriend's job.
00:36:45.000 Or this is your sister's job?
00:36:47.000 Are you really totally okay with your mom post-divorce going, good news, I'm a sexual assistant for the severely handicapped?
00:36:54.000 No one's saying that the severely handicapped don't deserve to have sex.
00:36:57.000 That's why I totally back this.
00:36:59.000 I am totally advocating this, but I'm not going to deny that it's a very strange job to have.
00:37:06.000 They have far greater sexual needs.
00:37:08.000 What?
00:37:09.000 With the issue that are far greater than sexual needs, but that's completely untrue.
00:37:12.000 Disabled people have normal and healthy sexualities.
00:37:14.000 Yes, I would imagine that's true.
00:37:16.000 Disabled people have normal and healthy sexualities.
00:37:18.000 You just said that.
00:37:18.000 We got you.
00:37:22.000 They just said the same thing three times.
00:37:27.000 Who's denying it?
00:37:29.000 No one is saying they may not have sex.
00:37:31.000 We're just saying that it's kind of weird.
00:37:34.000 But once in a while, I think you always have to have an open mind and say, is this hurting anyone?
00:37:40.000 This is what I like about libertarians in general.
00:37:43.000 Is they say, am I doing anyone any harm?
00:37:46.000 No.
00:37:46.000 Those are two people in a transaction that are not damaging anyone.
00:37:50.000 So I'm going to say thumbs up, but you're weird.
00:37:58.000 So recently we've been talking about offensive things.
00:38:02.000 And I remember when I was in France after Bataclan, I was talking to a gay dude there.
00:38:06.000 And he said, you know, I love being French.
00:38:08.000 I would like to have a French flag outside my apartment, you know, just to celebrate.
00:38:12.000 But it would be seen as very racist.
00:38:17.000 Like, France, the country that invented gays, are too scared to put their flag up.
00:38:22.000 And so when you hear that kind of lunacy, you think, well, that'll never happen here.
00:38:26.000 We obviously have it for the Confederate flag.
00:38:28.000 That's a big taboo.
00:38:30.000 But I don't see people ever getting mad at an American flag, stars and stripes.
00:38:35.000 Wrong.
00:38:36.000 The American flag is now a swastika in America.
00:38:41.000 Check out this video of these guys, these social justice warrior lazy ass douchebags complaining about an American flag.
00:38:51.000 Quit seriously attacking her for no reason.
00:38:56.000 Where is this?
00:38:56.000 You're being a dick to know what's over here.
00:38:58.000 You just came up to her and started yelling at her and attacking her for no reason.
00:39:04.000 No reason.
00:39:05.000 Absolutely not.
00:39:05.000 That's your right.
00:39:07.000 Just pause it.
00:39:07.000 Did you hear that?
00:39:09.000 We asked her to take her flag down three days ago, and she will not listen to us.
00:39:15.000 So we're being civil here.
00:39:17.000 That's like that dude at the Griffin Bar who was attacking the Prowl Boy, and he says, I politely went over and asked him to take his MAGA hat off.
00:39:24.000 And now I'm the bad guy?
00:39:26.000 I was very civil about it.
00:39:28.000 I said, take off that hat that supports the president and take down that flag that supports the country we're in.
00:39:36.000 That's a racist flag.
00:39:38.000 That is not your right.
00:39:41.000 You need to leave her alone.
00:39:42.000 This is her house.
00:39:43.000 She's got a dead pool of shirt on.
00:39:45.000 No, this is her house.
00:39:46.000 You need to leave her alone.
00:39:47.000 Oh, it's this is leaving her.
00:39:49.000 No.
00:39:50.000 Yeah, good.
00:39:50.000 Bye.
00:39:51.000 You need to put your dog on leash, honey.
00:39:54.000 No, you need to put your dog on leash, honey, please.
00:39:56.000 No, he's got no shoes on.
00:39:58.000 I just don't want the dogs to hit her, honestly.
00:39:59.000 I don't want the dogs to fight or anything.
00:40:01.000 No, honestly.
00:40:01.000 I really don't.
00:40:03.000 I'm just, no, not worried about.
00:40:04.000 I just don't want them to get in a fight.
00:40:07.000 I'm just saying.
00:40:08.000 No.
00:40:09.000 Just pause here.
00:40:10.000 That poor woman has to deal with so much crap.
00:40:13.000 She has to protect an old lady from guys who want to harass her for having an American flag.
00:40:18.000 And as this is going on, she's got one of those stupid Spuds-McKenzie weird misshapen pit bulls running around with those dumb dog heads that look like they were they gave birth out of a pinhole.
00:40:30.000 You know those weird heads?
00:40:31.000 Spuds McKenzie heads?
00:40:32.000 That looks like one of those dogs.
00:40:33.000 I think they're in the pit bull family.
00:40:35.000 So she's got to monitor that.
00:40:36.000 This guy can't even find shoes.
00:40:39.000 Can I also say one thing?
00:40:40.000 No, who wears.
00:40:42.000 Just kidding.
00:40:43.000 Who wears a Monopoly?
00:40:44.000 That's the first Monopoly shirt I've ever seen.
00:40:46.000 Oh, I couldn't see that.
00:40:48.000 That's how I roll it.
00:40:48.000 My glasses aren't helping.
00:40:50.000 So he's just a big fan of the game.
00:40:52.000 No, that's got to be a meme, though.
00:40:53.000 It's got to be some sort of Monopoly pun.
00:40:55.000 It probably says Donald Trump is Daddy Warbucks or whatever.
00:40:57.000 He's a jerk.
00:40:58.000 Maybe.
00:40:58.000 Money is evil.
00:41:00.000 Like you guys ever have to worry about buying any property in Park Place.
00:41:06.000 I'm all the way a block away and he is screaming at her for no goddamn reason.
00:41:10.000 What she's doing right now is...
00:41:11.000 Oh my God, she's...
00:41:13.000 Literally...
00:41:14.000 That is illegal to you.
00:41:16.000 She is actually flying a flag.
00:41:19.000 Quit.
00:41:20.000 Quit.
00:41:21.000 No, don't.
00:41:21.000 Okay, please.
00:41:22.000 Four days ago, I came out and it was out at 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:41:26.000 Okay, Andrew.
00:41:28.000 Wait, the American flag was out at 2 and that's kind of late for a flag.
00:41:32.000 Flags should be in bed by, I think, 8 o'clock.
00:41:37.000 When did that flag last eat?
00:41:40.000 She's actually desecrating the American flag by not letting it ever sleep.
00:41:45.000 The poor thing must be exhausted.
00:41:48.000 How is that your business?
00:41:51.000 I give up talking to this woman.
00:41:52.000 She doesn't get any lunch.
00:41:54.000 Good.
00:41:55.000 Please, please see what the police officers have to say about her.
00:41:58.000 Call the car an American flag outside her freaking house.
00:42:01.000 Wait, why do you keep fading away from it?
00:42:04.000 Oh, that was the end of that.
00:42:05.000 Oh, that was awesome.
00:42:09.000 Get off my lawn.
00:42:16.000 How long was that?
00:42:19.000 I'd say maybe 20 minutes, 25 minutes.
00:42:22.000 No idea.