Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 03, 2018


Ep 178 | Labor Day Special | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

24 minutes

Words per Minute

151.64523

Word Count

3,733

Sentence Count

395

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

Get Off My Lawn is a show about Labor Day, a holiday that honors all the hard workers out there who don t have to work a day on the clock. Today's episode is about the history of Labor Day and the role unions played in making it a thing.


Transcript

00:00:21.000 From New York, it's Get Off I Walk Cabin McGuinness.
00:00:28.000 So it's about time you shut the door.
00:00:33.000 Quake City is the place where you belong.
00:00:39.000 What are we doing here?
00:00:41.000 We gotta film a show for Labor Day.
00:00:46.000 Labor Day is a holiday.
00:00:48.000 Hi, folks at home.
00:00:49.000 Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:00:50.000 You're shooting for the show now?
00:00:52.000 Yeah, we don't have any pre-recorded stuff to air, so I just figured we'd shoot something.
00:00:57.000 Yeah, no.
00:00:58.000 This is my holiday.
00:00:59.000 I'm partying with my friends, and I wish you nothing but the best.
00:01:03.000 You can stay.
00:01:04.000 Go in and get a beer.
00:01:05.000 But we're not shooting a show here.
00:01:07.000 It's Labor Day.
00:01:08.000 It means no labor.
00:01:09.000 I know it's kind of a misnomer, Labor Day.
00:01:12.000 You don't do Labor on Labor Day.
00:01:13.000 But thanks for coming by.
00:01:16.000 Again, Gev?
00:01:17.000 So it's open up tonight.
00:01:21.000 Hello.
00:01:24.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn, where I guess we're doing a show on Labor Day.
00:01:28.000 Even though everyone else gets to party and have fun, but I guess we have to shoot a show.
00:01:36.000 Labor Day started at the end of the Industrial Revolution.
00:01:40.000 I don't know if America had much of an Industrial Revolution.
00:01:43.000 I feel like that was a British thing.
00:01:44.000 Scottish thing, really.
00:01:45.000 There was a guy in Leadhills, Scotland.
00:01:48.000 What the hell was his name?
00:01:49.000 John something.
00:01:50.000 He put the steam engine on its side and invented the whole concept of a factory.
00:01:56.000 Before that, you couldn't really mass produce stuff.
00:01:59.000 But a Scotsman came up with the idea of taking steam engine and locomotive technology and making it into, actually I think it was boats originally, and making it into mass producing stuff.
00:02:11.000 So we had a massive industrial revolution.
00:02:13.000 America obviously had to bust their asses too, because everyone was, right?
00:02:18.000 England conquered the world.
00:02:20.000 You know, one thing I find interesting when you look at history is it seems like everything happened from 1800 to 1900.
00:02:28.000 Like England colonizing India, even like the gangs of New York, there's all these different people, Chinese and stuff, in New York City, because the Brits were colonizing China and it was causing Chinese to leave and or giving them the money to leave.
00:02:43.000 So that was just like a real sort of stirring up the dirt century.
00:02:48.000 But one of the downsides of this incredible technology and all this progress was brutal labor practices.
00:02:56.000 And I'm not a big fan of public unions now.
00:02:58.000 I don't really have a problem with private unions, but back then they thought, we need unions.
00:03:04.000 We're literally being worked to death.
00:03:06.000 And there's children in coal mines, and it sucked back then.
00:03:10.000 It's ironic that Antifa, who've never worked a day in their lives, have taken on this 19th century culture and said, yeah, the International Workers' Party is who we represent.
00:03:21.000 You go, you need to work to be part of a Workers' Party.
00:03:24.000 But I don't think anyone can deny that unions had an important role in society in the 19th century, in the 1800s.
00:03:36.000 And so they came up with this idea.
00:03:38.000 I think it was like the late 1800s where they said, let's have Labor Day weekend.
00:03:44.000 And we will not work that day.
00:03:46.000 And it's just a way to show, I don't know, appreciation for hard labor and appreciation for these people.
00:03:53.000 Appreciation.
00:03:55.000 I hope we can get the rights to Phil Collins for this segment.
00:04:01.000 Of course, that's become bastardized.
00:04:03.000 And in the 50s and 60s, you had the Scottish newspapers spending so much money on labor that the entire newspaper industry went defunct.
00:04:15.000 My grandfather actually worked in the newspaper industry in Scotland, in Glasgow, in the early 1950s.
00:04:23.000 And he was part of these unions that broke the entire industry and destroyed them.
00:04:28.000 And we're seeing that with Detroit.
00:04:30.000 We saw unions ruin everything, really.
00:04:33.000 So in the Industrial Revolution era, yes, you needed unions.
00:04:39.000 It made sense.
00:04:40.000 Now, sorry, guys, free market has become quite fair.
00:04:44.000 And we don't need you to raise minimum wage.
00:04:46.000 We don't need you to strike.
00:04:47.000 The whole idea of International Workers' Party should be run by people without a job because those are the only ones that could, that don't understand that when you work hard, you make money in the Western world.
00:05:00.000 So Labor Day has really come to mean not a pro-union day, which was its origins.
00:05:05.000 And it's an American holiday, by the way.
00:05:07.000 It's not May Day.
00:05:09.000 That's European.
00:05:11.000 But it has come to mean nothing.
00:05:14.000 It means blue-collar people celebrating the end of the summer.
00:05:18.000 It actually kind of means, thank God our kids are going back to school and we can get these fuckers out of our hair.
00:05:25.000 I think that's a big part of it.
00:05:27.000 It's like, few, the kids will finally have something to do all day, and we don't have to tell them to get off screens and stop asking me for stuff.
00:05:36.000 Anyway, short episode today.
00:05:38.000 That's a fun little who, went, when, where, why about Labor Day and the origins of it and how it's changed.
00:05:46.000 And I think it's a fun subject.
00:05:49.000 You know, you see these union guys in New York campaigning for Hillary.
00:05:54.000 And you can tell that they don't like Hillary.
00:05:56.000 They like Trump.
00:05:58.000 But Trump is a weird guy to the unions because the public unions realize he's going to shut them down, but the private unions appreciate that he appreciates them.
00:06:09.000 So it's a funny paradox to see these blue-collar dudes in New York carrying Hillary signs.
00:06:16.000 And that's kind of, that paradox sort of explains why Labor Day has lost its meaning and why it just really means it's the end of summer day.
00:06:25.000 But that's it for me, folks.
00:06:28.000 Thanks for coming by.
00:06:29.000 Sorry I didn't get a show prepared.
00:06:31.000 But that's all she wrote.
00:06:33.000 See you Tuesday.
00:06:38.000 No, it was never Gabriel.
00:06:39.000 Gav.
00:06:40.000 What's going on?
00:06:41.000 that was only like 10 minutes or something.
00:06:43.000 It's like a 40-minute show, so we gotta.
00:06:45.000 Oh, we're crying out loud.
00:06:48.000 So, we have to somehow string a show out of me enjoying myself.
00:06:53.000 If that's what it has to be, yeah, I'm not particular about the content, but we do have to fill up some time here.
00:06:58.000 You didn't take the day off?
00:07:00.000 I thought I took the day off.
00:07:01.000 I don't understand why I haven't taken the day off.
00:07:05.000 Just take the day off.
00:07:06.000 Yeah, just take the day off.
00:07:07.000 Why don't you leave?
00:07:08.000 I thought you were coming here for recreation.
00:07:12.000 Alright, let's do an interview with Anthony Cumia.
00:07:15.000 Ant, do you think...
00:07:19.000 That's my little nephew, by the way.
00:07:22.000 Do you think one of the reasons that you could enjoy a hot tub like this is because you knocked tin?
00:07:29.000 Yes, I lived what they call technically a shit life for so long that being able to enjoy a jacuzzi on a great holiday with family and friends is something I never thought I'd be able to experience.
00:07:45.000 But now I can.
00:07:47.000 So yeah, yeah, unless you had shit, you don't know good.
00:07:53.000 I think even if your kids, like say you're middle class, upper middle class, and you want your kids to experience good, you kind of have to make them have crappy lives.
00:08:04.000 Or at least, you know, like Charles Murray, for example, he sent his daughter to kind of a redneck college in the South.
00:08:10.000 And when she heard everyone calling people rednecks in a negative way, she goes, what are you talking about?
00:08:15.000 I know those people.
00:08:16.000 They're my friends.
00:08:18.000 I think the middle class have been, thanks to illegals doing all their jobs, they've sort of been taken away from life experience.
00:08:25.000 And it's kind of child abuse because this is just to them is a bubbly pool.
00:08:30.000 You obviously go into a bubbly pool.
00:08:32.000 A bubbly pool.
00:08:33.000 That's what you do.
00:08:34.000 If I don't see people hanging out here and jumping in the pool and the bubbly pool, as you put it, and be like, oh my God, this is awesome.
00:08:43.000 I'm like, you haven't lived life.
00:08:46.000 You don't deserve to be in the bubbly pool until you've been in a shit life, like one of those above the ground, six foot diameter, freezing cold pools that we all had, where after five minutes, your lips are purple and you're shivering.
00:09:02.000 And you're like, and you have a bologna sandwich waiting for you when you get out.
00:09:06.000 Like that's, that sucks.
00:09:09.000 And people need to know what sucks before they need to know what rules.
00:09:15.000 Bubbly pool.
00:09:16.000 I remember your parents would take you out of the pool because they'd notice that you're going to die.
00:09:22.000 You were literally suffering from hypothermia.
00:09:26.000 What?
00:09:27.000 Get out of the pool or I'm going to get arrested and you'll be taken away.
00:09:31.000 Oh, are you enjoying yourself?
00:09:32.000 No, I'm actually suffering from what every survivor of the Titanic suffered from.
00:09:41.000 Hypothermia.
00:09:43.000 I am the boat from Jaws without the sharks.
00:09:46.000 I am dying.
00:09:47.000 I'm that dude with the mustache.
00:09:49.000 They expect this.
00:09:51.000 They expect good, amazing things now.
00:09:53.000 And if they don't get it, they get pissy about it.
00:09:56.000 And you have to make them realize that, no, this is special.
00:10:01.000 I get pissed when people are, it's special.
00:10:04.000 Appreciate it.
00:10:06.000 Special.
00:10:07.000 Look at them.
00:10:08.000 They don't care.
00:10:08.000 They don't care.
00:10:10.000 Hard times create strong men.
00:10:12.000 Strong men create good times.
00:10:14.000 Good times create weak men.
00:10:15.000 Weak men create bad times.
00:10:18.000 JJ creates good times.
00:10:22.000 Florida.
00:10:23.000 Oh, I thought you were talking TV.
00:10:24.000 I'm sorry.
00:10:25.000 How about Florida from the show Good Times?
00:10:27.000 James!
00:10:28.000 What is she out of 10, would you say?
00:10:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:31.000 James!
00:10:32.000 JJ!
00:10:33.000 Did you ever see Robin Quiver's mom?
00:10:36.000 Was she Florida?
00:10:37.000 She was basically Florida.
00:10:39.000 In fact, Robin Quiver's father said, this is the ugliest woman I've ever dated in my life.
00:10:45.000 And then made Robin.
00:10:46.000 Her father said that?
00:10:49.000 She was.
00:10:50.000 Makeup was easy back then because I know they weren't as old as they were supposed to be portrayed on the show.
00:10:56.000 And for a black person on a show at that age, all they had to do with the big afro was literally take an eraser and just pop it on their head.
00:11:05.000 And it's like, oh, they got gray hair.
00:11:07.000 Oh, it's gray.
00:11:08.000 That's the beauty.
00:11:09.000 Black don't crack.
00:11:10.000 Like Maxine Waters, I don't like her, but she is 80.
00:11:15.000 Are you sh ⁇ ?
00:11:16.000 She's 80.
00:11:16.000 Yeah.
00:11:18.000 No wonder she's insane.
00:11:20.000 I get it now.
00:11:21.000 Well, thanks for tuning in.
00:11:21.000 All right.
00:11:23.000 You got your show.
00:11:24.000 You got your money's worth.
00:11:26.000 And I appreciate you violating our privacy to indulge your whims.
00:11:30.000 I don't know why you're not enjoying yourself on Labor Day, but goodbye.
00:11:33.000 Goodbye.
00:11:34.000 That's awesome.
00:11:43.000 Hello, folks at home.
00:11:45.000 We just dragged Mike away from his chair to come out here and show us his car.
00:11:49.000 How you doing, Mike?
00:11:50.000 Great, Gavin.
00:11:52.000 I'm sorry about this, but Ryan showed up, and we have to get some content for the folks at home.
00:11:59.000 Now, this is a chase truck.
00:12:00.000 Can you explain to us what a chase truck is?
00:12:03.000 A chase truck is a vehicle that responds to auto accidents while listening to a police scanner.
00:12:10.000 How is it different than a tow truck?
00:12:13.000 It is technically a tow truck, but just not a legal tow truck.
00:12:18.000 So you guys in the 80s and 90s would sit there on your police scanners, which were illegal at the time, listen to hear where an accident was, and then chase the accident to get the gig.
00:12:29.000 That's like firemen in the 1800s in the gangs of New York days who would fight over who could fight the fire.
00:12:36.000 Well, Gavin, in the 50s and 60s and up to the 70s, it was perfectly legal.
00:12:42.000 And then they changed the law to rotation because obviously a lot of people were getting hurt and killed.
00:12:48.000 So, they went to a rotation basis, now all these guys There'll be 20 companies on a list, and they call the next available company for the next accident or whatever the case may be.
00:13:00.000 If prevented by law from racing the competition to the scene of an accident, a great deal of income would be lost.
00:13:07.000 They need the money to have the business.
00:13:09.000 They're going to have the people in the shops just relaxing, doing nothing because they got to wait for a car to come in.
00:13:13.000 They got to go out there and make their money.
00:13:15.000 Drivers work on commissions to yellow trucks.
00:13:17.000 How are they going to make the money?
00:13:18.000 And we're making our living here.
00:13:19.000 We got thousands of dollars invested in these trucks.
00:13:22.000 Look at all the trucks.
00:13:22.000 Millions of dollars here.
00:13:23.000 And they're looking to put us out of business.
00:13:25.000 But seeing that established companies were making their money for 20, 30 years, doing this, they never stopped.
00:13:32.000 They kept going.
00:13:33.000 And you guys were intense partiers.
00:13:36.000 Oh, sure.
00:13:37.000 Who wasn't?
00:13:38.000 Blow, Heineken, weed, racing down...
00:13:42.000 I know you didn't do any illegal drugs, but the other guys were...
00:13:48.000 You guys were rock stars.
00:13:51.000 There were stories, Gavin.
00:13:52.000 There were a lot of stories.
00:13:53.000 I can neither confirm nor deny.
00:13:56.000 Well, the beauty of these cars is it's not just a truck that happened to be able to tow.
00:14:02.000 It's a tricked-out machine.
00:14:04.000 Can we see this engine?
00:14:06.000 Well, it's nothing to be impressed about, but sure, I'll show it.
00:14:09.000 Oh, yes, it is, my friend.
00:14:11.000 Look at this.
00:14:12.000 Look at the...
00:14:26.000 Look at this interior.
00:14:29.000 This is essentially a beautiful version of what he had in the 90s.
00:14:36.000 But look at this engine.
00:14:41.000 I know a lot about cars.
00:14:42.000 That thing is upside down, so it gets more air to the thing.
00:14:46.000 Can we hear it?
00:14:50.000 So this is all about speed.
00:14:51.000 It's all about getting there first.
00:14:52.000 would get 10% of whatever the commission was.
00:15:05.000 What a machine.
00:15:07.000 What a beast!
00:15:14.000 Turn it off.
00:15:15.000 That's enough.
00:15:17.000 Now, when you bought this, it had no engine, right?
00:15:19.000 No, sir.
00:15:20.000 No engine.
00:15:21.000 That's amazing.
00:15:22.000 And that thing's upside down to get more air.
00:15:24.000 Is that the deal?
00:15:25.000 Sounds cool.
00:15:25.000 Breathe.
00:15:26.000 It does sound awesome.
00:15:29.000 Let's have a look at the interior here.
00:15:31.000 What is this switch?
00:15:36.000 Can you see that, Ryan?
00:15:37.000 The switch here?
00:15:41.000 What's that switch about?
00:15:42.000 That switch operates power to the crane.
00:15:46.000 Because you don't want this crane to operate, because that's illegal.
00:15:51.000 Correct.
00:15:52.000 That kind of annoys me that it's illegal.
00:15:54.000 It kind of annoys me, too.
00:15:56.000 But this is an era gone by where they had metal bumpers, real cars.
00:16:01.000 You try and do anything with a late model vehicle with this, you're just going to destroy it.
00:16:05.000 Oh, really?
00:16:06.000 So this, you take off those springs, this thing flips down, it goes underneath the front bumper of, say, that car.
00:16:13.000 It wouldn't do a lot of damage, sure.
00:16:15.000 And it would just rip out all the plastic and everything.
00:16:17.000 What does 1053 mean with the tower there?
00:16:20.000 YPD code for auto accident.
00:16:23.000 Here 1053 and you just.
00:16:25.000 You fly, baby.
00:16:28.000 And SS means second sucks.
00:16:30.000 Yep, now it does.
00:16:31.000 Used to mean super sport, but second does suck.
00:16:34.000 Because if you're second, you don't get the commission.
00:16:36.000 You get wah, wah, wah.
00:16:39.000 And the more valuable the car, the more intense the commission.
00:16:42.000 Like, if you find a Lambo and it takes $30,000 to fix the brakes, you get $3,000 of that.
00:16:48.000 The average was 10%, yeah.
00:16:51.000 That's sweet.
00:16:52.000 Well, it's great.
00:16:54.000 There should be a movie made about this.
00:16:56.000 The Chase Truck Guys.
00:16:58.000 Yeah, I'm sure there was some stuff going on back in the day.
00:17:00.000 A movie's coming out, Franny Lou, that, you know, there's a chase truck involved in that in the early 80s.
00:17:06.000 I want an entire chase truck movie like this.
00:17:09.000 Was there occasionally fist fights?
00:17:11.000 Oh, sorry.
00:17:11.000 Yeah.
00:17:13.000 Absolutely.
00:17:14.000 Because if you got there at the exact same time, you'd have to fight it out.
00:17:17.000 Well, yeah, and if you back down, guess what?
00:17:19.000 You were never getting another job.
00:17:21.000 So we operated in really bad areas where nobody else would go.
00:17:27.000 One of these puppies shooing the streets at three in the morning, South Jamaica, or up in the Bronx where nobody's going to show up.
00:17:27.000 Oh, right.
00:17:34.000 Yeah, what was your nickname again?
00:17:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:17:36.000 No.
00:17:37.000 We'll say White Shadow.
00:17:39.000 You can say White Shadow.
00:17:40.000 The White Shadow.
00:17:41.000 There was some sort of a colored nickname.
00:17:44.000 Everybody had a nickname, Gavin.
00:17:46.000 So you would never actually use this to tow something.
00:17:48.000 This is just an homage to your early days as a chase trucker.
00:17:51.000 Correct.
00:17:52.000 This truck was an actual chase truck.
00:17:55.000 I did drive this truck up until 1998.
00:17:58.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:17:59.000 You bought it from your old boss, right?
00:18:00.000 Correct.
00:18:01.000 And it sat for 17 years in a very bad state of disarray.
00:18:01.000 Correct.
00:18:06.000 Let's see how this thing works.
00:18:11.000 Second sucks.
00:18:14.000 America number one.
00:18:17.000 So you don't have to start the engine?
00:18:19.000 No, as long as it has a keypad.
00:18:20.000 So you're using your battery here.
00:18:28.000 Ah, I see.
00:18:30.000 So that would lower down.
00:18:31.000 This would go under the front.
00:18:33.000 And you can't do that anymore because cars suck now.
00:18:36.000 Absolutely.
00:18:37.000 Punched a plate right in there.
00:18:40.000 But usually, if you're going to the scene of an accident, you hope that things hit in the front.
00:18:44.000 No problem.
00:18:45.000 You're right, yeah.
00:18:45.000 You're picking up a piece of garbage.
00:18:50.000 Oh, I get it now.
00:18:53.000 Now, surely the cops were frowned.
00:18:56.000 This was frowned upon.
00:18:57.000 It was illegal.
00:18:58.000 But these guys, these chasers must have been paying off the cops.
00:19:03.000 Not you, but other chasers.
00:19:05.000 I guess there were some deals that were going on between parties.
00:19:09.000 I wasn't.
00:19:10.000 I don't know.
00:19:11.000 Not you.
00:19:11.000 No, not you.
00:19:14.000 But they were paying off the sergeants.
00:19:15.000 They were paying off from the top to the bottom, paying off these guys.
00:19:18.000 I don't know.
00:19:18.000 That's seen as a bad time in New York's history, but I kind of like it.
00:19:22.000 Like Mike Dowd, he's sort of seen as a villain and he did a lot of time.
00:19:27.000 He was stealing money from drug Dealers.
00:19:31.000 It kind of like I watched Serpico and I think you are a snitch.
00:19:38.000 You wrecked something that was working out fine.
00:19:40.000 Like this whole thing, this worked fine.
00:19:43.000 It worked great for me.
00:19:44.000 Yeah, but you were like you were a parasite.
00:19:47.000 No, it was a camaraderie, Gavin.
00:19:49.000 There's people, I mean, I did this in 1990.
00:19:52.000 There's guys that I'm still tight with today.
00:19:54.000 It's a very tight-knit.
00:19:55.000 But also, the service you provided, you weren't dealing heroin.
00:19:58.000 You were picking up cars from the side of the road and getting them to an auto body shop.
00:20:02.000 We were in the Bronx, Brooklyn, South Jamaica, all the places.
00:20:06.000 Jamesburg, back before the hipsters.
00:20:08.000 Absolutely.
00:20:08.000 You know, Alphabet City, before it was Dees Village, all those fun spots.
00:20:12.000 Yeah, we were the guys.
00:20:13.000 And I don't know.
00:20:14.000 I just saw a diamond in a rough.
00:20:17.000 Well, now it's a diamond in the diamonds.
00:20:19.000 Look at this, the painting there.
00:20:21.000 The tramp stamp?
00:20:22.000 The tramp stamp.
00:20:23.000 It's so beautiful.
00:20:24.000 I'm so impressed by the craftsmanship of that guy.
00:20:28.000 And look at the lines over here.
00:20:29.000 The parallel lines.
00:20:31.000 I mean, a computer couldn't replicate that.
00:20:35.000 It's just stunning.
00:20:38.000 That's freehand, and they're perfectly parallel.
00:20:41.000 Actually, no, they slowly taper to the front to the tune of maybe 1%.
00:20:46.000 Well, you know what it is, Gavin?
00:20:47.000 These trucks were never perfectly aligned, let's say.
00:20:53.000 And then you abuse them, and it's even worse.
00:20:55.000 These lines are to take your eye away from the fact that there's a quarter of an inch difference here and there.
00:21:02.000 So, you know, it's aesthetically pleasing.
00:21:05.000 So a lot of these trucks, like the ones you would drive, they would get totaled.
00:21:09.000 These guys would get in accidents themselves.
00:21:11.000 Absolutely.
00:21:12.000 And who would tow the chase trucks?
00:21:13.000 Another chase truck.
00:21:15.000 And that guy got the commission.
00:21:17.000 So I worked for a guy where five of these were gleaming on a Friday night.
00:21:22.000 You got your keys.
00:21:23.000 Monday morning, three of them were wrecked.
00:21:25.000 I could sniff around corners.
00:21:27.000 That sounds expensive.
00:21:29.000 That's what I said to the boss.
00:21:30.000 He says, I don't give a fuck.
00:21:31.000 I mean, we got three jobs.
00:21:33.000 I own them, but we're getting paid.
00:21:36.000 Well, you did an incredible job.
00:21:38.000 And I hope other chase truckers see this work of art and appreciate it.
00:21:44.000 It's beautiful.
00:21:45.000 Thank you very much.
00:21:46.000 Thanks for coming on the show.
00:21:47.000 Thank you.
00:21:48.000 All right, is that enough now?
00:21:49.000 Can we go?
00:22:07.000 Gav, you're kidding me!
00:22:10.000 Still going with this shit for just short, a couple of minutes.
00:22:13.000 We just got to finish this up.
00:22:19.000 Hello.
00:22:21.000 Here I am on Labor Day.
00:22:26.000 Watching Ancient Aliens Declassified.
00:22:29.000 It's a show I like to watch about aliens.
00:22:32.000 It's all BS, of course.
00:22:34.000 If there were ever aliens, you would instantly know that God does not exist.
00:22:39.000 Because if he didn't make us number one, human beings number one, then there's no Christianity.
00:22:49.000 So that's my problem with Superman.
00:22:50.000 I just go, all right, God made a Superman, so we're what, second best?
00:22:55.000 As we learned from the chaser, chase trucks, second sucks.
00:23:03.000 But yeah, here I am watching a show, and you are coming in here and trying to, I don't know, impede on this.
00:23:14.000 I'm Releyoda.
00:23:15.000 I quit smoking with Chantix.
00:23:17.000 Karen, you're flushing all the tobacco down the toilet.
00:23:22.000 It can't work.
00:23:24.000 It did.
00:23:25.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:23:28.000 All right, I'm running out of juice here, boys.
00:23:31.000 That's all I got.
00:23:32.000 Shut up.
00:23:33.000 Like a man in hell!
00:23:41.000 Yeah!
00:23:48.000 Woo!
00:23:53.000 Gavin McKinnon!
00:23:57.000 Yes!
00:23:58.000 Unbelievable!
00:24:01.000 Holy shit!
00:24:03.000 Like a bat out of hell.
00:24:05.000 I got a good idea for a bit.
00:24:06.000 Come here.
00:24:06.000 I think so.
00:24:09.000 Yeah, nice.
00:24:12.000 This is going to be super funny.
00:24:13.000 You're going to love it.
00:24:14.000 This is going to be...
00:24:25.000 And it's going to become the trademark for when you come to parties and stuff and try to do a show.
00:24:33.000 So let's just get outside first.
00:24:36.000 And then.