Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 19, 2018


Ep 186 | Get Out of Jail Free | Get Off My Lawn


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Gavin McInnes is back with a brand new episode of Get Off My Lawn. This week, he's talking about The Pretenders' "Brass in Pocket" and his thoughts on Chrissy Hine and the Pretenders.

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00:00:19.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:43.000 That was Chrissy Hine and the Pretenders and their 90s, 80s hit, brass in pocket.
00:00:51.000 I don't like sexy music.
00:00:52.000 Like, oh yeah, you can leave your hat on.
00:00:57.000 Makes me think of greasy boomers having sex or in a cowboy hat or like that. 1.00
00:01:04.000 Yeah, I want your body.
00:01:06.000 You know, all that stuff?
00:01:08.000 Like, we all want to have sex.
00:01:10.000 That's why there's 7 billion of us.
00:01:11.000 You don't need to put it in a song.
00:01:13.000 Oh, yeah, I love your shapes.
00:01:15.000 I want to touch your thighs. 0.97
00:01:17.000 Gross, man.
00:01:19.000 Like, that's private stuff.
00:01:21.000 But that song is sexual without being sexual.
00:01:24.000 I'm going to use my finger.
00:01:26.000 I guess that is pretty explicit.
00:01:27.000 But I don't know.
00:01:28.000 It seems less irritating when Chrissy Hind does it. 0.99
00:01:31.000 Maybe because she's so hot. 1.00
00:01:32.000 I bet she would be an amazing lay, Chrissy Hine, with those weird, dark, smoky eyes. 0.99
00:01:38.000 You know she taught Sid Vicious to play the bass?
00:01:42.000 Now, if you're going to pull up a picture of her, make sure it's not from an hour ago.
00:01:45.000 She's like 80 years old.
00:01:48.000 I mean, she's a very beautiful 80-year-old or however old she is, probably 60, but back in the 70s, what a lucre.
00:01:58.000 She kind of invented the whole idea of bangs over your eyes. 1.00
00:02:02.000 Can we see a better one?
00:02:04.000 That's pretty good.
00:02:05.000 But that's pretty recent.
00:02:06.000 Just go young Chrissy Hine.
00:02:09.000 What race is she? 1.00
00:02:11.000 I like whatever that is.
00:02:12.000 It's kind of Jewy, actually. 0.99
00:02:14.000 That's my type.
00:02:15.000 I like Muslims and Jews.
00:02:17.000 I like brunettes. 1.00
00:02:20.000 Get out of jail free.
00:02:22.000 Charity will bail out every woman and most minors at NYC lockup. 0.98
00:02:26.000 We're now mimicking California.
00:02:28.000 California comes up with a crazy idea like banning plastic straws. 0.99
00:02:32.000 Excuse me, what?
00:02:33.000 I'm sorry, no.
00:02:33.000 My interrupting the show.
00:02:35.000 She's American.
00:02:35.000 It must be important.
00:02:37.000 Ah, thank you.
00:02:38.000 Aren't we all?
00:02:38.000 But I never thought that, I'd never seen that before.
00:02:41.000 Where it just says American for maybe she's ashamed?
00:02:45.000 Maybe she's like, she's Jewish and she doesn't think that's very rock and rolly or something.
00:02:49.000 Maybe.
00:02:52.000 California comes up with a dumb idea like banning plastic straws and then everyone has to do it across the board. 0.82
00:02:56.000 So now we're banning bail.
00:02:57.000 This is not the issue.
00:02:58.000 The bail is not the problem.
00:03:00.000 Yes, we have insane incarceration rates.
00:03:02.000 I'm against it.
00:03:03.000 I want to abolish prison.
00:03:05.000 But you know how you abolish prison?
00:03:06.000 You legalize a drug war and you end welfare.
00:03:10.000 When you legalize drugs, you stop people fighting over drugs and turf and all that stuff.
00:03:15.000 All crime is drugs.
00:03:17.000 Even domestic abuse can be linked to drugs.
00:03:21.000 And then you take away welfare.
00:03:22.000 Now we have fathers giving discipline.
00:03:24.000 Now the black family is reunited.
00:03:26.000 Now we don't have these idle hands.
00:03:28.000 Idle hands are the devil's playthings.
00:03:33.000 You know, we've been talking about Kavanaugh a lot, but Keith Ellison has been accused of being a domestic abuser, a wife beater.
00:03:43.000 And what's her name now?
00:03:45.000 She's also my type. 0.99
00:03:48.000 And she looks kind of Muslim-y. 0.98
00:03:50.000 Karen Monaghan.
00:03:51.000 What's Monaghan?
00:03:52.000 Why do men always want to know the ethnicity of the girl they like?
00:03:57.000 Yeah, that's definitely Irish.
00:03:58.000 It's because it's like you know the type of brand you're looking for in the future.
00:04:03.000 Well, you know, you know, you know that if her dad was a strict disciplinarian or a drunk, or you can sometimes guess a pattern there about her childhood.
00:04:13.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 Like if she's Korean, you know that he's going to hate you.
00:04:18.000 But so Karen Monaghan says that Keith Ellison, this is the guy who held the Antifa handbook and said Antifa Rocks.
00:04:25.000 He's also a devout Muslim, and he's running for the Attorney General, I believe, of, is it Minnesota?
00:04:33.000 And she's thwarting his election just like Kavanaugh, but she has medical records. 1.00
00:04:38.000 She has two doctor certificates from when he beat the crap out of her.
00:04:42.000 So how does the DNC react?
00:04:44.000 Because they believe all women, right? 0.98
00:04:46.000 No, she's been totally ostracized. 0.97
00:04:49.000 All her friends have dumped her.
00:04:51.000 She is a pariah. 0.61
00:04:52.000 I've been threatened, isolated from my own party.
00:04:56.000 I provided medical records, doesn't work.
00:04:58.000 Can we go focus on what's important and see another picture of her?
00:05:05.000 That's my exact type.
00:05:07.000 Not too pretty.
00:05:09.000 A brunette, roughly my age group.
00:05:12.000 You know, because she'd be, sex doesn't last that long. 1.00
00:05:14.000 You want to go for coffee or a beer later or lie in bed and talk about stuff, you know?
00:05:19.000 You could get that person.
00:05:21.000 She's a wonderful gal. 1.00
00:05:23.000 Not that the women who are hit are not wonderful gals.
00:05:25.000 It's called a joke, people.
00:05:26.000 Chill oot. 0.94
00:05:28.000 Also in the news today, Ernie and Bert are gay.
00:05:34.000 Ernie and Bert, they just, they make out with each other.
00:05:39.000 They have sex. 0.52
00:05:40.000 That's what gay is, right? 0.99
00:05:42.000 If you're gay, you have sex with men. 1.00
00:05:44.000 It highlights your sex, Jewel. 0.94
00:05:45.000 It's what your sexual preference is.
00:05:48.000 So Ernie and Bert's sexual preference is putting one little foam genitalia into the other's foam butthole. 1.00
00:05:56.000 Now we know that Bert is the bottom and Ernie is the top.
00:05:59.000 So Ernie, the writer is gay, we just found out.
00:06:03.000 The writer of Ernie and Bert is gay, and he seems to want everyone to know, because he's been talking about this publicly, that it's based on his gay relationship and gay relationships involve sex.
00:06:11.000 So Ernie, I assume, put his foam penis into Bert's foam butthole. 0.93
00:06:17.000 Thanks for that.
00:06:18.000 Thanks for that memory.
00:06:21.000 And people go, it was obvious.
00:06:22.000 Now, I remember seeing Ernie and Bert when I was a kid.
00:06:25.000 I thought, there's two buddies.
00:06:27.000 There's two roommates who, for whatever reason, have to share a bedroom.
00:06:30.000 They don't share a bed.
00:06:31.000 Don't gays share beds? 0.99
00:06:32.000 I didn't think they were gay.
00:06:34.000 Call me a prude.
00:06:35.000 Call me a little kid.
00:06:38.000 Can you read that?
00:06:39.000 I've got old man eyes.
00:06:40.000 As we've said, Bert and Ernie are best friends.
00:06:42.000 They're created to teach preschools.
00:06:43.000 They can be good friends, blah, blah, blah.
00:06:45.000 Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits, blah, blah, blah, they remain puppets.
00:06:49.000 Do not have a sexual.
00:06:51.000 That's not what the writer said, my friend.
00:06:53.000 I know you want to keep your public funding.
00:06:54.000 And by the way, Christian taxpayers, Catholics, all of us, pay for Ernie and Bert to be gay. 0.68
00:07:00.000 And I thought that the amazing thing about this is, isn't this what the right-wing conspiracy theorists always talk about?
00:07:06.000 Don't they say they're trying to make the kids gay?
00:07:09.000 They made the frogs gay. 0.91
00:07:10.000 They're trying to make the kids gay. 0.96
00:07:12.000 They're turning the puppets gay. 0.99
00:07:13.000 They're turning the puppets gay. 0.99
00:07:16.000 The puppet water has too much estrogen in it.
00:07:20.000 And these crazy conspiracy theorists, maybe I'm becoming radical.
00:07:24.000 I don't know what's happening here.
00:07:25.000 Either the conspiracy theorists are turning out to be correct, or I'm becoming a radical conspiracy theorist.
00:07:31.000 But when I see the writer of Ernie and Bert say, yeah, they're gay.
00:07:34.000 They're based on me and my gay lover, you go, so were you trying to make my kids gay?
00:07:40.000 Were you trying to encourage homosexuality among the viewership of Sesame Street?
00:07:46.000 And it reminded me of this whole, what the hell is that?
00:07:49.000 Mark Saltzman.
00:07:50.000 Yeah, that's the writer.
00:07:51.000 That's Ernie?
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:54.000 That's him.
00:07:55.000 I couldn't hate his hair more.
00:07:57.000 I could take a night course in hating hair more, and I would fail.
00:08:02.000 That is the number one.
00:08:04.000 I want to tear that out of his head.
00:08:06.000 God damn it, that is annoying.
00:08:08.000 Do you mind the ginger beard?
00:08:09.000 No, I mean, he kind of looks like Steve Mudflap McGrew, but Mudflap has more Ferrafossity redneck vibes to it. 0.97
00:08:16.000 And something about long hair in a suit really just pisses me off.
00:08:19.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:08:19.000 It looks like sandals on his head.
00:08:21.000 Yeah, seeing long locks hang down on a lapel.
00:08:24.000 Oh, my God.
00:08:24.000 He's always been annoying.
00:08:26.000 Wow.
00:08:27.000 What a turd. 0.99
00:08:28.000 That's awful.
00:08:28.000 He looks like a swinger, for sure.
00:08:30.000 Oh, he swings.
00:08:31.000 All right.
00:08:32.000 Gays never have normal sex. 1.00
00:08:33.000 There's no such thing as a gay in a monogamous relationship who's never had an atsum. 0.98
00:08:38.000 There's no such thing as a gay prude. 0.99
00:08:40.000 That's him holding up his masculinity.
00:08:43.000 That's him putting gay in the water. 1.00
00:08:47.000 It just takes one gay lifesaver to make us all homosexual, including our puppets and children. 0.99
00:08:52.000 No, but it reminded me of that Damon is, Desmond is amazing.
00:08:58.000 You know about this?
00:08:58.000 He's this little gay kid who's, well, there's no such thing as a gay kid.
00:09:03.000 I do believe you're born gay. 1.00
00:09:05.000 I'm not one of these, you become gay with propaganda, which kind of contradicts my Ernie and Burt problem.
00:09:10.000 But I don't like the way that they encourage it.
00:09:14.000 Gay is a sexuality. 1.00
00:09:17.000 If your son is into show tunes, fine.
00:09:19.000 Your son is into showtunes.
00:09:20.000 He probably is going to end up gay. 0.99
00:09:22.000 But you don't need to talk about it.
00:09:24.000 Like, I've got kids as old as 12 years old.
00:09:27.000 Sex has not come up yet.
00:09:29.000 And like wearing makeup is starting to come up with my daughter, but her sexuality, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:09:34.000 We're not discussing that yet.
00:09:35.000 But they have Desmond the Amazing totally flamboyantly dancing at gay pride parades.
00:09:42.000 Gay pride isn't, I'm proud of being gay.
00:09:44.000 It's I'm proud of my sexual acts.
00:09:47.000 That's what it's become anyway.
00:09:48.000 Maybe in Stonewall, it started out as just, we don't want to get beat up anymore.
00:09:52.000 Now it's like, I love s ⁇ s. 0.99
00:09:52.000 Gotcha. 0.99
00:09:55.000 And then they have a little kid dancing with them.
00:09:57.000 So now, here's a very extreme example.
00:10:00.000 We have Michael Ehlig.
00:10:02.000 Michael Eilig is a club kid from the 90s, Chloe 70, Cutter Chops.
00:10:06.000 Remember the movie Kids with, what's his name?
00:10:10.000 Larry, I was going to say Larry David.
00:10:12.000 Larry something.
00:10:14.000 That was about the club kids in the 90s when rock was dying and everyone was into rave and peace, love, unity, and respect.
00:10:21.000 Anyway, they would also do a lot of meth and drugs.
00:10:23.000 And Michael Ehlig got a little carried away with his drug dealer Angel and he killed him and chopped him up into bits and put him in a hockey bag and threw him in the garbage.
00:10:33.000 He was later caught for that and served, I believe, 15 years, something like that.
00:10:38.000 Were they in the 90s?
00:10:39.000 It's 2018.
00:10:40.000 Maybe a little more than that.
00:10:42.000 Oh, look, our producer Ryan is here making out with him.
00:10:45.000 I'm not proud of it.
00:10:48.000 So you dated Michael Eilick for how long?
00:10:49.000 No, that's not.
00:10:50.000 Did you guys get married when he was in prison?
00:10:52.000 Inaccurate.
00:10:54.000 I knew a friend that was a friend of his, and she's like, let's go to this party because they're doing a monster, party monster part two.
00:11:01.000 Oh, cool.
00:11:01.000 And you thought, oh, a murderer.
00:11:02.000 Let me get him a picture.
00:11:04.000 Isn't it funny how racist, the rumor that someone might be racist makes them a pariah forever.
00:11:10.000 But chop up a drug dealer, Puerto Rican named Angel, and it's like, aye, can I be in a photo with you, murderer? 1.00
00:11:16.000 Here's me and my murderer.
00:11:18.000 Anyway, Michael Ehlig is out, and I don't know if this violates his parole, but he's here with Desmond IsAmazing next to one of his Rohipnol paintings.
00:11:27.000 And Desmond's acting pretty drugged, by the way.
00:11:30.000 Go ahead.
00:11:31.000 Turn it up.
00:11:32.000 This is the Desmond is Amazing episode.
00:11:34.000 Our special guest, the amazing Desmond, all the way from Brooklyn.
00:11:39.000 Drove through rush hour traffic to get here.
00:11:42.000 Hot, hot, hot.
00:11:43.000 Hot tea.
00:11:44.000 It's 9.40 p.m. and he doesn't have to go to school tomorrow.
00:11:47.000 Wait, 9.40 p.m. is pretty late for a little kid, especially when he's just got there.
00:11:52.000 Rohypnol is a rape drug, so he's in front of a rape drug painting.
00:11:56.000 And here's Michael Eilig's website.
00:11:59.000 He can't draw and he's disgusting.
00:12:02.000 Not a great combination.
00:12:05.000 Oh, we got the swastika Mickey Mouse. 0.93
00:12:09.000 Mocking Jesus and all that stuff.
00:12:10.000 Got some pills there.
00:12:12.000 And Rohypnol, of course.
00:12:16.000 No, he just took one of those before starting.
00:12:20.000 Well, we should introduce yourself.
00:12:22.000 Just pause.
00:12:23.000 He took one of those before?
00:12:25.000 Took one of what before?
00:12:28.000 You don't talk about candy that way.
00:12:29.000 You took a jujube. 0.99
00:12:31.000 You took a licorice.
00:12:32.000 You only talk about pills that way.
00:12:34.000 What the hell is going on?
00:12:36.000 Go ahead.
00:12:37.000 Desmond is the world's youngest club kid, and we challenge you as computer out there to find a younger club kid.
00:12:42.000 Will they find one?
00:12:44.000 No.
00:12:47.000 Did you ever see that one with the transsexual? 1.00
00:12:51.000 And him and she's like, well, definitely don't do blank drug with your friends.
00:12:56.000 And then it's insinuating that they were on said drug.
00:12:59.000 What has this world come to?
00:13:01.000 It's come to a world where drug kids actually exist, and people do ketamine on a couch.
00:13:07.000 Oh my, oh, yeah, that does ring a bell.
00:13:09.000 Yeah, Jesus Lord, what is going on?
00:13:11.000 I want the conspiracy theorists to be crazy again, I don't want them to be right.
00:13:15.000 I don't like it when the worst thing you can think of is actually true.
00:13:19.000 We need a palate cleanser. 0.77
00:13:26.000 An important study has been done that shows that white nationalists congregate through social media.
00:13:33.000 And this has to be stopped.
00:13:34.000 They need to be censored.
00:13:35.000 Let's deplatform them.
00:13:36.000 You know, horrible white nationalists like Joe Rogan, Dave Rubin, Dennis Prager, Ben Shapiro, Owen Benjamin, white supremacists like Candace Owens or James DeMoore.
00:13:47.000 He's a total racist.
00:13:49.000 So is James O'Keefe, Andrew Claven.
00:13:51.000 I'm on there.
00:13:51.000 Do they even have one white nationalist there?
00:13:54.000 Go back.
00:13:55.000 Go back.
00:13:55.000 I want to...
00:13:55.000 I think they have...
00:13:57.000 There's Millennial Woes.
00:13:59.000 I think he's altruist.
00:14:00.000 That's one.
00:14:01.000 I don't know who Andy Worski is.
00:14:06.000 Some black guy.
00:14:08.000 Some black guy is a white supremacist.
00:14:12.000 So basically, wife with a purpose. 0.96
00:14:14.000 So basically, if you don't recognize the name, like Kraut and T, or Mike Enoch, I know he's a Nazi. 0.75
00:14:20.000 Okay, so we got maybe four.
00:14:23.000 And then a bunch of liberals who are open-minded and dare to talk to, oh, look how influential Styx Hexenhammer is.
00:14:30.000 Way more than me.
00:14:31.000 I've only got a few there.
00:14:34.000 Jerk.
00:14:35.000 That's the funny thing about this, too.
00:14:36.000 Half of you goes, this is ridiculous.
00:14:38.000 I don't want to be on this.
00:14:39.000 And then when you see you on it, you go, what did I only get two red threads?
00:14:43.000 It's like, I don't want to go to any parties, but I want to be invited to them all.
00:14:48.000 So this was put together by a woman named Becca Lewis.
00:14:51.000 And she is from Brown and Berkeley.
00:14:55.000 And she cut her chops, noticing that poor black kids are on MySpace and rich white kids are on Facebook or whatever. 0.55
00:15:02.000 So she noticed that there's demographic patterns there.
00:15:05.000 How do you monetize that?
00:15:07.000 Well, you hook up with Dana Boyd with her fur hats and her funky red boots, a queer activist. 0.98
00:15:15.000 And together you say, well, we're going to try to gauge patterns on social media.
00:15:21.000 Yeah, I can't get a check for that.
00:15:22.000 What if I do this?
00:15:23.000 What if I gauge patterns and I link it to Nazis? 0.88
00:15:26.000 Ooh, yeah, then we can get money from, because all these giant philanthropy groups, they have to allot a certain amount of money to fighting inequality.
00:15:37.000 So just say you're researching Nazis and throw Joe Rogan in there and Dave Rubin.
00:15:41.000 He's a big Nazi and Candace Owens. 0.83
00:15:43.000 Oh, she's always Zeke Heiling, probably.
00:15:45.000 And then you can get a check.
00:15:46.000 And that's exactly what this scam is.
00:15:49.000 It's a ridiculous hodgepodge of misinformation.
00:15:54.000 Even her graphic is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which is a parody of her.
00:16:00.000 And this ridiculous hodgepodge is somewhat sinister because at the end of the day, they use this false data to censor us.
00:16:07.000 And of course, we're against all censorship.
00:16:10.000 And of course, when you create a culture of censorship, a Stalinist culture, you'll be the first to go.
00:16:16.000 Actually, we'll be the first to go.
00:16:18.000 You'll be the second to go.
00:16:21.000 So I want to talk to one of the people on this chart.
00:16:24.000 I'm going to talk to Styxenhammer.
00:16:26.000 Styx Hexenhammer666.
00:16:28.000 Sounds pretty Satanist to me.
00:16:30.000 *music*
00:16:35.000 Styx Hexenhammer, are you there, sir?
00:16:37.000 I'm here.
00:16:39.000 I noticed from a data and society think tank paper that you are influential in the white supremacist scene along with Sargon of Akkad, Dave Rubin, and myself.
00:16:53.000 Yeah.
00:16:53.000 And Steven Crowder.
00:16:54.000 And other people, too, yeah.
00:16:56.000 Yeah.
00:16:57.000 And the hypothesis that starts out this whole chart is if these people talk to these people and you find like some white nationalist somewhere, then you're somehow linked to him.
00:17:09.000 And now instead of it being like I've had Richard Spencer on my show and I bawled him out the whole time, yelled at him.
00:17:15.000 But because you had him on the show, now you're part of this insidious network where you're all planning World War III.
00:17:21.000 It's a flawed hypothesis to begin with.
00:17:24.000 Yeah, and I noticed Ben Shapiro on there too.
00:17:27.000 He's very much linked to people like Lauren Southern, I'm sure.
00:17:30.000 And it made me nervous because I was like, well, I've talked to people like H.J. Goodman.
00:17:34.000 I've talked to people like Progressive Voice.
00:17:36.000 I've even talked to Holt himself, Jared Holt, you know, the famous gadfly of the right.
00:17:41.000 I guess that makes me a liberal, too.
00:17:42.000 So I'm part of two massive conspiracies now.
00:17:45.000 Yeah, her hypothesis is if you speak to people, you are planning a cabal.
00:17:50.000 You are cavorting.
00:17:52.000 There's collusion there.
00:17:53.000 It's kind of anti-discussion.
00:17:56.000 It's anti-free speech.
00:17:58.000 Yeah, well, we'll have to definitely make sure to organize our troop movements after we stop talking.
00:18:04.000 I think that's the hidden agenda with this, too.
00:18:06.000 It's white nationalists are using social media to, I don't know, congregate.
00:18:12.000 And so, ergo, we must get them off of social media, get Gavin and Alex Jones off Twitter, but get Dave Rubin off of Facebook and YouTube, too.
00:18:22.000 Yeah, it's funny how it's always multi-billion dollar corporations calling these shots, too.
00:18:28.000 There's no conflict of interest there, folks.
00:18:30.000 It's totally normal.
00:18:32.000 Well, I looked into this group, Data and Society, and it started by this woman, Dana Boyd, who identifies as queer, and she looks pretty darn queer. 0.84
00:18:41.000 Look at her.
00:18:42.000 There she is delivering a talk.
00:18:44.000 I think she might be one of those rare autistic females. 0.77
00:18:48.000 You don't get those information.
00:18:50.000 I unironically like the boots, though.
00:18:51.000 Those are pretty cool.
00:18:53.000 I don't ironically like her hat.
00:18:55.000 The fuzzy hat is her trademark, by the way.
00:18:58.000 Oh, I thought she had dyed her hair in that one or something. 1.00
00:19:01.000 No.
00:19:01.000 That's her thing, the fuzzy hat.
00:19:03.000 Now, she's married and has kids, but she's still queer. 1.00
00:19:05.000 I don't know what the hell is going on with these people.
00:19:07.000 But I do know that there seems to be a pattern here, and that is lesbians are out for revenge when it comes to white males. 1.00
00:19:14.000 And I think, you're not on our radar.
00:19:17.000 Like, I don't want there's lipstick lesbian porn, maybe, once a month. 1.00
00:19:22.000 But as far as like the ugly ones in the fur hats, we don't want to affect your life in any way, positive or negative.
00:19:28.000 Why do you hate it so much, lesbians? 1.00
00:19:31.000 The funny thing is, like, and we can have a debate on like a topic like that, but like this web of people looks at you and I. The fact that we're having a conversation means that they will assume that we agree on everything.
00:19:43.000 We could probably go through and have a three or four-point debate at any time, but the fact that we're capable of talking to each other, this is what escapes their notice, especially on YouTube, but also on alt tech and other sites now too, Twitch and so forth.
00:19:55.000 People who have different views can talk to each other.
00:19:58.000 Wow, and people can also oppose censorship, and it doesn't make them far right.
00:20:03.000 Like, our ideologies are different, but I think we're both in league when it comes to this because of these kinds of smear campaigns run by these corporations.
00:20:11.000 And I think, isn't the New York Times one of the donors to this group, too?
00:20:15.000 I think that was on the list.
00:20:16.000 Yeah, that was on the list that PJW put out.
00:20:18.000 Yeah, MacArthur Foundation, they got Ford, but those are the ones they advertise.
00:20:23.000 They're not going to advertise if it's open society Asoros thing. 0.75
00:20:27.000 That's not going to be on the main thing.
00:20:28.000 And everything you read about them is propaganda.
00:20:30.000 But I have another theory about this, because you constantly see these, you look up these groups and you find lesbians.
00:20:36.000 I think feminism used to be let's empower women and they can feel good about themselves. 1.00
00:20:41.000 Now it's let's make them men. 0.97
00:20:43.000 Okay, so what do men do? 0.79
00:20:44.000 Men do research. 0.92
00:20:45.000 Okay, I'm going to research this.
00:20:46.000 Everyone's a Nazi.
00:20:48.000 And you go, you're a crappy researcher.
00:20:50.000 And that's what everyone always says about feminism. 1.00
00:20:52.000 They don't make women into cool women. 0.99
00:20:54.000 They make women into shitty men. 0.97
00:20:56.000 This is a shitty research paper that men are. 1.00
00:20:58.000 And it's interesting.
00:21:00.000 It's interesting because I've seen situations where some commentators who ostensibly are leftists, essentially they're liberals, someone like Sargon, they will criticize one particular third-wave feminist figure and everyone completely loses their mind and says, well, you can't get a girlfriend.
00:21:19.000 You must be MGTOW or something.
00:21:22.000 It's very, very funny because a person could be like far left.
00:21:25.000 They're like, yeah, women, they're literally carrying a banner for Planned Parenthood and they'll get called a sexist. 1.00
00:21:30.000 It's become really that vicious at this point.
00:21:33.000 So that people who aren't on the right get called Nazis in the most literal sense.
00:21:37.000 Well, I think, and this refers to what you were saying, if you're not 100% with us, you're 100% against us.
00:21:42.000 And that even thwarts them sometimes.
00:21:44.000 Like you got these British lesbians saying, hey, I don't like the idea that you can just become a woman if you put a wig on. 1.00
00:21:49.000 Being a woman is very important to me.
00:21:50.000 Trannies are not women. 1.00
00:21:52.000 So there's a separatist movement going on there.
00:21:54.000 But what they're doing is they're projecting their grainist, their Stalinist, communist groupthink.
00:22:02.000 They're putting it on us.
00:22:04.000 And we are, like, aren't you a Satanist?
00:22:06.000 No, I'm a pagan.
00:22:08.000 I'm a former Satanist.
00:22:09.000 So you're a pagan. 0.84
00:22:10.000 I'm a Catholic.
00:22:11.000 I've had people based on, I'll say something about Trump or whatever, and they'll assume that I'm a Bible thumper.
00:22:16.000 Like, oh, these crazy, far-out there, right-wing Christians. 1.00
00:22:20.000 I'm like, you don't know who you're talking to.
00:22:22.000 It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
00:22:25.000 And it's like, it sounds, their rhetoric sounds like George W. You know, remember when George W. had that big speech and he's like, well, if you're not with us, you're against us.
00:22:32.000 They sound exactly like the neocons, too.
00:22:35.000 They are neocons.
00:22:36.000 They're now Democrats, basically.
00:22:37.000 Yeah, they really are neocons.
00:22:39.000 And it's amazing that we have so much more diversity of thought than them.
00:22:43.000 And they're trying to thwart that.
00:22:44.000 Like that chart, which looks suspiciously overfunded.
00:22:49.000 I remember I went to this Red Bull thing back when I was in advertising.
00:22:52.000 And it was Hacking Creativity was the name of the seminar.
00:22:56.000 And they had a chart exactly like this.
00:22:58.000 And it was a study on how many studies have been done about creativity.
00:23:01.000 Anyway, it's all incredibly boring, but it was this exact same chart.
00:23:05.000 I think when you throw money at a problem, you're sort of obligated to make one of these stupid charts.
00:23:11.000 And it's probably very expensive software that you throw in.
00:23:13.000 Yeah, and it's not even accurate.
00:23:15.000 Like Tim Poole was pointing out, some of the connections on there are not real.
00:23:18.000 And then there are connections that have been totally omitted.
00:23:21.000 It's not even comprehensive.
00:23:23.000 And it's like, it's completely crazy at this point.
00:23:26.000 It's being sponsored by people with a lot of money.
00:23:28.000 And people still take it seriously.
00:23:30.000 It's like the statesman covered that, said fascism is back, and half the people that I'm sure the article talks about are probably paleo cons or something.
00:23:38.000 Ron Paul fascism is making a big comeback.
00:23:43.000 It really is a war on diversity of thought and it's a war on communication.
00:23:47.000 It's a war on people speaking with each other like you and I are right now.
00:23:50.000 And we have a lot of things that we totally contradict each other on.
00:23:54.000 Yeah, we could debate each other on lesbians. 1.00
00:23:57.000 I love lesbians. 1.00
00:23:59.000 Really?
00:23:59.000 Do you hang out with them?
00:24:02.000 No, but I would.
00:24:02.000 I don't have a problem with that sort of thing.
00:24:04.000 Nor do I. That's what I mean.
00:24:06.000 As long as they're not calling me a sexist because I said I believe that third wave feminism has issues, which I do, but that doesn't mean that I'm hate-filled.
00:24:15.000 Lesbians to me are like mini golf. 1.00
00:24:17.000 Go ahead.
00:24:18.000 I'm not interested.
00:24:19.000 It's none of my business.
00:24:21.000 Well, the real question here is, will this affect us?
00:24:25.000 Because what happens is they use these studies as justification to de-platform us and censor us.
00:24:31.000 And when anyone says, why'd you do that?
00:24:33.000 They don't have to say, well, I don't want Trump to get re-elected and I'm scared of open dialogue because it's too logical and it's red pilling people.
00:24:41.000 So they say, no, no, no, we have the SPLC.
00:24:43.000 We have this research.
00:24:44.000 We're deplatforming them for good reason.
00:24:48.000 Yeah.
00:24:49.000 I'm surprised they don't have WikiLeaks on their list there, on their little map.
00:24:53.000 Dave Rubin is pissed, by the way.
00:24:54.000 Did you see that tweet from Dave Rubin?
00:24:56.000 He's like, Yeah, the number of people who have responded, this is bigger than when Right Wing Watch put out its inaugural hit piece on YouTubers where it mentioned, I mean, I was on there.
00:25:06.000 I think Sargon was on there.
00:25:08.000 Small new and a few others.
00:25:10.000 I think, were you on the initial hit list for Right Wing Watch?
00:25:13.000 Yes, yes.
00:25:14.000 Yeah, yeah, I thought I could recall that you were on there and then the big response, but this is like, oh, 80 some odd people with an audience.
00:25:23.000 What's the collective audience?
00:25:24.000 If we were to account for overlap, how many tens of millions of fans do you think it would be?
00:25:28.000 Well, especially when you're throwing in names like Joe Rogan, that gets you up into the hundreds of millions.
00:25:33.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:25:34.000 Joe Rogan, far right?
00:25:37.000 What are you talking about?
00:25:38.000 And Roud basically does real-life trolling.
00:25:41.000 I mean, yeah, he's on the right, certainly, but a lot of his stuff at this point is almost Stern-esque.
00:25:47.000 Yeah, you know, if they could do this, if they could successfully shut down all these voices, then they control the narrative completely.
00:25:54.000 And then we have Stalinism, and they are empowered.
00:25:58.000 And you know what?
00:25:59.000 I don't think them Being empowered is good for them.
00:26:03.000 I'm worried about the future that they would create for themselves.
00:26:07.000 Yeah.
00:26:08.000 Yeah, no, I pointed out earlier that if they kicked all the right-wing people off, at least the perpetually offended portion of the people who are supporting the censorship would just turn on some other group.
00:26:17.000 And if there's no right-wing left, they're going to turn on other left-wingers.
00:26:21.000 You're not purist enough, you know, or you're too far left.
00:26:24.000 They might even go after them after a fashion.
00:26:26.000 It'd be funny.
00:26:27.000 That is inevitably where this is going.
00:26:29.000 Mass cannibalism of the left.
00:26:32.000 Sticks Hexenhammer, thank you for coming on the show.
00:26:35.000 I'm fascinated by all this.
00:26:36.000 I loved your video you did earlier, by the way, about black white supremacists as an example of how lost the left has become. 0.65
00:26:44.000 I was just listening to Pete Dominic called the Proud Boys White Nationalists, and he said, but there's the other guy, Joe DeRosa, goes, but there's black people and Mexicans and Jews.
00:26:52.000 And he goes, oh, you can be black and be a white supremacist.
00:26:55.000 Words and just be like, Proud Boys are white supremacists.
00:26:57.000 No, they're not.
00:26:59.000 How can a Mexican problem? 1.00
00:27:02.000 And I wonder, does the Ku Klux Klan allow black people in now?
00:27:06.000 Do you just sit there looking in the mirror going, it's a very tolerant version of white nationalism?
00:27:11.000 Yeah, you just crossed me looking at your arms going, oh, well, I got the short end of the stick.
00:27:16.000 The Libertarian Party is going to take a leaf out of the Identitarians playbook and start admitting authoritarians now.
00:27:22.000 Oh, you support big government?
00:27:24.000 Yeah, you're a libertarian, too.
00:27:25.000 Don't worry.
00:27:26.000 Yeah.
00:27:27.000 The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and the logic be damned.
00:27:30.000 Yeah.
00:27:31.000 All right, man.
00:27:32.000 Thanks for coming on the show.
00:27:32.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:27:33.000 It was a pleasure.
00:27:34.000 It was fun, cause I'm gonna make you see There's no Want to hear some crazy conspiracy theories?
00:27:43.000 That was a terrible Alex Jones.
00:27:45.000 Do Alex Jones.
00:27:46.000 Yeah, I'm Alex Jones.
00:27:48.000 Folks, we got something real big for you guys.
00:27:51.000 Now, check this out.
00:27:52.000 This is a DOJ.
00:27:53.000 You can't just do a scratchy southern accent on your Alex Jones.
00:27:57.000 We got the documents to prove.
00:27:58.000 We got documents.
00:27:59.000 We got documents in Washington.
00:28:02.000 Here's a crazy conspiracy theory.
00:28:03.000 You ready?
00:28:04.000 There are people who call themselves the Resistance, the Democratic Socialists of America, Socialists.
00:28:10.000 They are in the government and they are working with the Resistance, with Antifa, with Socialists, to thwart Trump and get him out of office and destroy the present state of affairs and destroy our president.
00:28:26.000 That's one theory.
00:28:27.000 I have another theory, a crazy conspiracy theory, that there are a bunch of ladies in the DOJ, Department of Justice, and a bunch of journalists who are colluding with each other to hurt Trump and hurt the people who elected Trump, to change the election, to make it their election, to make the socialists win. 0.71
00:28:49.000 I believe that this is all going on within the government.
00:28:52.000 Deep state is real.
00:28:55.000 Let's ask James O'Keefe what he thinks about that.
00:28:58.000 I don't know much about the DOJ's abuses, whether it be Strzok, McCabe, Comey.
00:29:02.000 But it's also important to know many of their foot soldiers are also marching with the same beat.
00:29:06.000 Wait, stop.
00:29:07.000 With nobody.
00:29:08.000 Wait a minute, James.
00:29:09.000 No, you don't pause it.
00:29:10.000 You click on it with Instagram videos.
00:29:13.000 Let me get this straight, James.
00:29:15.000 You're saying that there's not just a few top brass that are corrupt and out to ruin Trump, but there's plenty of people all over Washington who are sending out notes to journalists and bragging about how they can take down the government.
00:29:32.000 Continue, James.
00:29:33.000 So we're going to expose them.
00:29:35.000 And I'll tell you something else.
00:29:36.000 Unlike the New York Times and the Washington Post, our stories are not going to be filled with anonymous, unnative delaying quotes from other sources secondhand months after the fact with those attributions in quotation marks.
00:29:52.000 The perverse protection of the leakers and the resistors' identities have created this environment where this activity has been allowed to festival.
00:30:01.000 Where else do we have government employees and journalists colluding to change the narrative?
00:30:07.000 Oh yeah, Soviet Russia.
00:30:10.000 So that is a crazy allegation.
00:30:12.000 It's a conspiracy theory.
00:30:14.000 And we know how we feel about conspiracy theories, right?
00:30:16.000 Get Alex Jones off of Twitter.
00:30:17.000 No conspiracy theories allowed here.
00:30:19.000 Let's see who is conspiring and if it is a theory.
00:30:23.000 So we're on day two of Project Veritas' neutron bombs.
00:30:27.000 We had Hiroshima yesterday.
00:30:29.000 Today we got Nagasaki.
00:30:31.000 And let's check out how true there.
00:30:33.000 Let's start with yesterday's.
00:30:34.000 This is a State Department employee bragging that he's a member of the resistance.
00:30:43.000 Careful about it.
00:30:44.000 I don't leave a paper trail.
00:30:45.000 Don't leave emails.
00:30:46.000 I leave that until after 5.30.
00:30:48.000 But as soon as, like, 5.31 it is, I've got my, like, messages released.
00:30:53.000 Stuart Carafa.
00:30:55.000 Nice.
00:30:56.000 Carafa explains to our journalists.
00:30:59.000 You see that?
00:31:00.000 This is not a conspiracy.
00:31:01.000 The deep state exists.
00:31:03.000 And this guy, a member of the resistance, a socialist, brags about how he does all his sabotage and draft and then sends it out at 531.
00:31:12.000 I think I had said 501 earlier.
00:31:14.000 I was wrong about that.
00:31:15.000 And now today's Nagasaki bomb, we have these journalists talking about how they get free information from inside the government so the journalists can be ready to defeat Trump when they get the info.
00:31:29.000 What kind of game is this?
00:31:30.000 Administration policies.
00:31:32.000 Do you have any friends that still work there?
00:31:34.000 Yeah, I have a few.
00:31:37.000 Can they like screw them over?
00:31:39.000 No, but they give me like information.
00:31:41.000 Like information?
00:31:43.000 Nice.
00:31:43.000 Your friend...
00:31:45.000 Um...
00:31:58.000 So everyone hates Trump.
00:32:00.000 Journalists hate Trump.
00:32:01.000 The State Department hates Trump.
00:32:02.000 And they're both working together to take down our president.
00:32:06.000 Doesn't that sound like the deep state?
00:32:08.000 Isn't this what we've all been screaming since day one?
00:32:10.000 Isn't this what everyone rolls their eyes about when we talk about government corruption?
00:32:15.000 Trump is exactly what we asked him to be.
00:32:18.000 He's a stick of dynamite that's gone in there.
00:32:20.000 And as the explosion happens, we just see nothing but sewage coming out of the White House.
00:32:25.000 Disgusting, horrible human beings.
00:32:28.000 Now, I want to play devil's advocate And say, well, isn't this transparency?
00:32:31.000 Isn't this good?
00:32:32.000 And don't a lot of journalists have connections within the government?
00:32:35.000 Yes, sure, but that's not what this is.
00:32:38.000 This is felonies.
00:32:40.000 This is collusion.
00:32:42.000 This is a socialist agenda within the government, within our country.
00:32:48.000 We have people trying to ruin this country.
00:32:52.000 Socialism is a plague, and we are getting to the point now where not only does it have mainstream acceptance, but it has people within our system trying to bring it about.
00:33:03.000 Why do they love Venezuela so much?
00:33:05.000 I'll never understand.
00:33:06.000 Let's talk to James about this right now.
00:33:08.000 Let's talk to James about this.
00:33:14.000 James, are you there?
00:33:15.000 Hey, Gavin, I am with you, yes.
00:33:18.000 So we got two scoops.
00:33:20.000 Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Brand.
00:33:25.000 Yesterday, you had a guy saying that he's a member of the Democratic Socialists of America, part of the resistance.
00:33:31.000 And then today, we see a bunch of DSAs, Democratic Socialists of America, within the government saying that they leak stuff to the media.
00:33:43.000 That's correct.
00:33:44.000 We just released like 30 minutes ago this HHS official and this DOJ official.
00:33:50.000 They're both in the Democratic Socialist cabal in Washington, D.C. The HHS official says, yeah, we leak stuff to the media.
00:33:59.000 I get stuff illegally from the health and human services.
00:34:02.000 I have friends inside this agency and they give me stuff.
00:34:04.000 They're breaking all types of laws.
00:34:06.000 And then I feed it to the press to try to hurt Trump.
00:34:10.000 We've heard a lot about these anonymous leaks.
00:34:12.000 The Trump administration leaks more than the Iraqi Army or Iraqi Navy, to borrow Mark Wahlberg's line.
00:34:20.000 And then there's this DOJ woman. 1.00
00:34:22.000 This gets really interesting.
00:34:23.000 This Department of Justice paralegal and the antitrust division says that she targets people using LexisNexis, like targets conservatives.
00:34:32.000 And her colleagues say she uses it on her work computer, which would be a felony. 1.00
00:34:37.000 And she says she also runs people's license plates, but not officially.
00:34:42.000 So there's this evidence in this tape that they're actually using DO Department of Justice resources to target people.
00:34:49.000 And it's a big deal.
00:34:50.000 And it would take Jeff Sessions like 15 minutes just to look at her computer and look at her recent use of Lexus to see if she did it.
00:34:58.000 Maybe he's part of the resistance.
00:35:00.000 That's right.
00:35:01.000 Okay, well, when I saw the first thing, I thought, okay, this guy, the yesterday scoop where the guy goes, I'm part of the resistance and I'm in the government.
00:35:08.000 Aren't people allowed to have their political opinions?
00:35:11.000 You can be left-wing or right-wing as long as it doesn't affect your job.
00:35:16.000 Actually, that's incorrect.
00:35:18.000 There's something called the Hatch Act, where if you are using your positions in the government, it's one thing to have an opinion or to simply be a communist.
00:35:26.000 You have a right as an American to be a communist or to be a Christian or to be anything. 0.77
00:35:30.000 But if you're using your federal government resources and time to advance that position, you're in violation of something called the Hatch Act, and the penalty is to be fired.
00:35:41.000 You can't do that.
00:35:42.000 And then there's other crimes for illegally leaking classified information or giving information to the media.
00:35:50.000 That's also a crime.
00:35:51.000 And the reason those laws exist is because we are a nation of laws, equal justice under the law.
00:35:57.000 When you elect an administration, there can't be people within the administration circumventing the will of the people.
00:36:04.000 Otherwise, we're no longer a democratic republic or just anarchy.
00:36:08.000 So these laws exist for a reason.
00:36:10.000 And of course, the media, Gavin, the journalists, if I don't even call them journalists, but they call themselves journalists, they've been conspiring with these anonymous sources.
00:36:19.000 What they're supposed to be doing is they're supposed to be unmasking the deep state anonymous sources, but they're working with them to get a scoop and keep the people in the dark.
00:36:29.000 Yeah, that's what I found most interesting about today's scoop was they give the journalists a heads up on what policy is coming.
00:36:36.000 And it's exactly like in baseball, knowing what the next pitch is going to be.
00:36:41.000 In other words, we have two adversarial teams, just like sports.
00:36:45.000 And one team is Team Trump, and the other team is the journalists and the government on the same side against Trump.
00:36:54.000 That's a very apropos irony.
00:36:57.000 The journalists are now, it's gotten to the point where the journalists actually want to promote less transparency in government and more disclosure into the people.
00:37:07.000 And you see this with the IRS targeting the people.
00:37:10.000 The journalists are supposed to be promoting privacy for the people and transparency in the government.
00:37:15.000 That's the whole point of the expose.
00:37:17.000 And one of the points I made, Gavin, which is very interesting, is that Bob Woodward, God bless Bob Woodward, Bob Woodward wrote a book called Fear.
00:37:25.000 And every quote in that book, and this is a little hard to follow, but bear with me, every quote is given to you secondhand from an anonymous source who's relaying information from someone they witnessed months ago.
00:37:40.000 And Bob Woodward puts that in quotation marks.
00:37:43.000 Now, you and I know, obviously, he's taking poetic license there.
00:37:47.000 But I get attacked for selective editing when what you see is people's lips moving and you can actually see the words coming out of the...
00:37:59.000 I film the anonymous sources.
00:38:01.000 Yeah, I like that.
00:38:01.000 You were saying the other day.
00:38:02.000 I'm not the source here.
00:38:04.000 They are.
00:38:05.000 They're the source.
00:38:06.000 I'm not a source.
00:38:06.000 I just, and people say, well, it's a right-wing video.
00:38:09.000 Well, video recordings are an inanimate object.
00:38:12.000 They don't have political or ideological views.
00:38:17.000 And I think the media is starting to see this.
00:38:20.000 They're kind of mute.
00:38:21.000 Unable to engage in defamation, the media is rendered mute against me.
00:38:24.000 They don't have anything to say.
00:38:26.000 So I think that it's very interesting because, Gavin, this is not an isolated thing.
00:38:30.000 We're releasing these back-to-back because this is a confluence of activity.
00:38:34.000 These guys actually meet in the basement of a church, ironically enough, these Democratic socialists, and they all conspire to target people using government resources.
00:38:45.000 You know, I read recently that for the first time ever, the majority of Democrats prefer socialism to free market capitalism.
00:38:54.000 They think it's a better solution.
00:38:55.000 And this is sort of like McCarthyism back in the 50s where, and I believe McCarthyism was right, by the way, where we have socialists in our system trying to take down our government, trying to destroy American society.
00:39:11.000 Yeah, it's again, they have a First Amendment right to be socialists, but you can't circumvent the will of the people.
00:39:20.000 And it's not fascists or Nazis who should be worried about this.
00:39:25.000 It's actually progressives.
00:39:27.000 Because if you're not an equal, the whole idea of the American founding, and I've been reading a lot, I went to the Claremont Fellowship last year, is that we are all equal before the law.
00:39:36.000 We are a nation of laws.
00:39:38.000 And that's not to mean that we're all literally equal.
00:39:40.000 We're different in how we behave and our talents, et cetera.
00:39:45.000 But we're equal before the law.
00:39:46.000 And when you abandon that principle, when people in the executive branch of government can take it upon themselves to just do whatever they want, defy, defy the will of an administration that has been elected, then we're no longer a nation of laws and men can rule over other men arbitrarily.
00:40:05.000 That type of thing does lead to slavery and does lead to the Soviet Union and does lead to all the things the progressives claim to be worried about us turning into. 0.71
00:40:15.000 So this is actually kind of a very, I don't mean to get too philosophical here, but when you have people in the deep state who are resisting and just doing whatever they want and saying, I can't get fired for anything.
00:40:28.000 I'm just going to leak and I'm going to destroy the will of the people, you have a very serious problem.
00:40:34.000 And I'm not sure Gavin, the Republicans, have the courage to do anything about it.
00:40:39.000 They better get some gumption because America is being unraveled as we speak.
00:40:45.000 I think so, but people don't know what's going on.
00:40:50.000 And that's the problem with the media.
00:40:51.000 If people had any idea how bad it was, they would probably, most of them would probably vote for Trump because they just want someone to disrupt it.
00:41:01.000 But they don't know what's going on.
00:41:02.000 That's the point of the expose is to illuminate what's going on and outrage people.
00:41:08.000 I can't wait to see what you drop tomorrow.
00:41:10.000 Are you doing your usual, dropping a bomb a day?
00:41:12.000 I am.
00:41:13.000 I think the media knows my MO, but I'm going to do it anyway.
00:41:17.000 Beautiful, James.
00:41:18.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show, and you are an inspiration, sir.
00:41:21.000 Thank you, Gavin.
00:41:22.000 Talk soon.
00:41:23.000 Special!
00:41:25.000 So special.
00:41:27.000 You know, if you want to know about my prejudice, my bigotry, my bias, I have a problem with balls.
00:41:37.000 B-A-W-L, boomer-angry women liberals. 1.00
00:41:42.000 They tend to be teachers.
00:41:43.000 They tend to piss me off.
00:41:45.000 And they dominated pretty much all of that pussyhat march. 1.00
00:41:49.000 And I find if I had to choose one group that keeps coming up in my hate feed, it's balls.
00:41:55.000 And here is a ball trying to prevent some guy from leaving someplace and being a hysterical nut who's screaming for her husband and calling the police.
00:42:09.000 What does the text say?
00:42:11.000 What's the context from this?
00:42:12.000 Someone from high school posted this video.
00:42:13.000 Yeah, I can't find any context on it.
00:42:15.000 But just check out this video because she really reminds me of someone.
00:42:19.000 Go ahead.
00:42:21.000 Please!
00:42:22.000 Some guy in a car!
00:42:24.000 And now he's videotaping me.
00:42:27.000 Because this is unlawful.
00:42:30.000 Ma'am, ma'am, he's running me over.
00:42:32.000 No, I'm not.
00:42:33.000 That's not how running you over goes.
00:42:36.000 Mike! 0.69
00:42:40.000 Poor Mike.
00:42:41.000 Mike! 0.69
00:42:42.000 Poor, poor Mike.
00:42:44.000 Mike! 0.69
00:42:45.000 Mike, you want a beer?
00:42:47.000 Yes, please!
00:42:49.000 Hurry! 0.99
00:42:50.000 Mike, you're welcome to my house anytime.
00:42:51.000 I don't know!
00:42:52.000 It needs a loader ticket!
00:42:53.000 He's videotaping me!
00:42:55.000 Mike deserves free beer for life.
00:42:58.000 Mike! 0.69
00:43:01.000 You are!
00:43:01.000 We should have a moment of silence for Mike every year in jail.
00:43:05.000 How so?
00:43:06.000 You aren't going.
00:43:06.000 You're hurting!
00:43:08.000 How?
00:43:09.000 You just ran home, ma'am! 0.98
00:43:11.000 Please!
00:43:12.000 Next time I drink, I'm going to pour a little out for Mike.
00:43:18.000 How many miles an hour is he moving, ma'am?
00:43:21.000 I believe it's zero.
00:43:24.000 Point, point.
00:43:25.000 Oh, we don't have enough zeros in the world to summarize.
00:43:29.000 Now I'm looking at her, and I'm thinking, where do I know that woman from?
00:43:34.000 And it was driving me nuts.
00:43:36.000 And then, boom, it hit me.
00:43:38.000 That's the woman from Hellboy 2, who appears to just be a nice old lady, but who eats cats. 1.00
00:43:46.000 But when you put on your super goggles that are given to you by the guy who's made of gas, you see that it's actually a Glaswegian fat monster with no arms. 0.99
00:43:57.000 Who also eats cats.
00:44:00.000 There she is.
00:44:01.000 What's the matter?
00:44:02.000 Good.
00:44:03.000 Eat cats, monsters.
00:44:05.000 We have too many stray cats.
00:44:08.000 We should use the canary now. 0.60
00:44:10.000 She's gonna eat.
00:44:10.000 We should use the bird, Dr. Krausen.
00:44:12.000 See, there she is. 0.99
00:44:14.000 No, not her.
00:44:16.000 That's how she appears to the naked eye. 0.99
00:44:18.000 When you put on your super goggles, you see the ball.
00:44:21.000 True ball.
00:44:23.000 I'm home.
00:44:27.000 There she is.
00:44:29.000 Don't give it up, Nasty.
00:44:30.000 We can see you.
00:44:32.000 You see me?
00:44:37.000 Mike! 0.69
00:44:39.000 How can you see me?
00:44:40.000 Mike! 0.69
00:44:42.000 They're stopping me for eating cats.
00:44:44.000 They're going to run me over.
00:44:46.000 Mike! 0.69