Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 20, 2018


Ep 187 | Jailhouse Shock | Get Off My Lawn


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On this week's episode of the podcast, the boys discuss the new James O'Keefe video, Black Flag's new album "TV Party," and how to make a TV party fun. Plus, a new segment called "Mr. Impressions" where the boys try to beat each other to death playing foosball.

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00:00:51.000 That was Monsieur N. Henri Rollins avec le band Black Flag and that song is TV party.
00:01:01.000 And we're going to have a TV party tonight.
00:01:03.000 I got a million videos I want to watch with you guys.
00:01:06.000 And I haven't had a chance to all week.
00:01:10.000 So we're not really covering any news stories.
00:01:12.000 You know the news.
00:01:13.000 Oh, no, we'll cover one, but it's in a video.
00:01:15.000 So I just want to watch a bunch of videos with you guys together as a family, as a TV party.
00:01:20.000 You know, when that song, when we first heard that song, we were about 16.
00:01:23.000 And I remember my friend Skeeter, he goes, oh man, have you heard that black flag song, TV Party?
00:01:29.000 And I go, yeah.
00:01:30.000 And he goes, it sounds like an awesome idea.
00:01:32.000 We should get the guys together.
00:01:32.000 We should do that.
00:01:34.000 You know, we'll get a bunch of beers.
00:01:35.000 My parents are away this weekend.
00:01:37.000 We'll have a huge TV party.
00:01:38.000 I go, dude, it's sarcastic.
00:01:40.000 He's talking about how stupid TV is and how enthusiastic Americans are to watch their dumb TVs.
00:01:46.000 And he goes, oh, well, it still sounds fun, though, doesn't it?
00:01:49.000 And I thought, yeah, it does.
00:01:52.000 That does sound fun.
00:01:53.000 And we used to do that a lot as dudes.
00:01:56.000 Just hang out and watch TV and make jokes about what we were watching.
00:02:01.000 I think the best one I ever did was it was some movie that had a baby Jesus scene in it, and it had the three wise men.
00:02:10.000 And one of them turns to the other like this, and I just said, you brought myrrh?
00:02:16.000 Total hit.
00:02:18.000 But you'd have bad jokes, too, and everyone would beat the crap out of you for that.
00:02:22.000 Like pick you up by the ankle and run out of the room.
00:02:25.000 So you can make a TV party fun.
00:02:27.000 And tonight, we're going to make TV parties fun.
00:02:31.000 Let's start with the latest James O'Keefe video.
00:02:35.000 I wish we had interviewed him today because this one's so much better than the other ones.
00:02:43.000 Stop.
00:02:44.000 Top.
00:02:45.000 Let's see you do that sound. 1.00
00:02:46.000 I'll do it first.
00:02:48.000 Because I want to get a job being the new black guy in Police Academy.
00:02:53.000 Wait, can I hear it when we're done?
00:02:54.000 Yeah.
00:02:58.000 That's easy.
00:02:58.000 Right?
00:03:03.000 So I got to top that.
00:03:04.000 It's not a T, it's a P It's It's Oh, man, you suck.
00:03:16.000 Mr. Impressions loses this competition.
00:03:19.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:03:20.000 Maybe I just intimidated you.
00:03:20.000 All right.
00:03:22.000 I think so.
00:03:27.000 I thought I pressed play again.
00:03:29.000 Yeah, you didn't.
00:03:30.000 That was me.
00:03:32.000 You know, I'm getting good at intimidation.
00:03:35.000 I play foosball with my boys, and it's usually me and my five-year-old versus my 10-year-old.
00:03:40.000 And I've noticed if the score is getting close to a tie at the end, by the way, he always says, hey, are you shoelaces?
00:03:47.000 Because you're about to get untied, meaning I'm about to win.
00:03:50.000 I break this tie.
00:03:52.000 But I'll just go, Alexa, play Mama Said Knock You Out. 1.00
00:03:56.000 And then it's like, ah, don't call it a comeback.
00:03:59.000 And then I'll just start nailing the balls. 0.98
00:04:01.000 And he gets intimidated.
00:04:03.000 Like he'll start going, maybe mama is going to knock me out. 0.98
00:04:07.000 And me and little Johnny win.
00:04:10.000 all right so Technically, everything I'm doing with ESA is just be doing for what?
00:04:24.000 And just to be crystal clear here, Democratic Socialists of America, and these Democratic Socialists of America don't abhor communism.
00:04:31.000 In fact, it's like punk and hardcore.
00:04:35.000 That's just two sides of the same coin.
00:04:37.000 They don't go, look, look, look, we're not communists.
00:04:39.000 We don't support Stalin or Mao.
00:04:41.000 We just support, you know, Northern Europe.
00:04:43.000 No, no, no, no.
00:04:44.000 Trotsky, Lenin, they're all Mao, Stalin.
00:04:47.000 They're all like, yeah, they're all pretty cool.
00:04:49.000 We just hate capitalism.
00:04:51.000 So like, it's explicitly prohibited.
00:04:55.000 So like, if they find out, I can get in trouble with this.
00:04:58.000 If you're an executive brancher agency, you can slow all things to a degree that it's like ineffective.
00:05:06.000 And maybe you get in trouble and maybe, you know, you get fired or you assign or whatever, but you slow them down for a certain period of time.
00:05:14.000 Isn't this fascinating?
00:05:16.000 This is the exact same scoop as the big tech thing, where they go, I can't obliterate people, I can't have them whacked, I'm not in the mob, but I can use my platform to bog them down.
00:05:27.000 This is what he's doing is shadow banning people, basically, with the internet.
00:05:32.000 His job is to analyze government spending.
00:05:35.000 I know this isn't much of a TV party, but relax, we got to get this out of the way.
00:05:39.000 And what he does is he's much harder on, you know, evil people like capitalists and much softer on socialist causes.
00:05:48.000 I have a friend who works as a contractor at the GAT and he has a TS clearance and he's very active.
00:05:58.000 I have informed them.
00:06:00.000 I filed all the paperwork I needed to provide.
00:06:02.000 I was purposely a little bit vague about what kind of organization he's in.
00:06:06.000 Pause.
00:06:07.000 Please stop saying purposefully.
00:06:10.000 Purposely is the word.
00:06:12.000 Purposefully means like you go through each detail and you make sure each part of what you're doing on purpose is very specific.
00:06:20.000 So purposefully defines the parts of the thing you're doing.
00:06:25.000 Purposely is just generally.
00:06:27.000 I just did it on purpose.
00:06:28.000 These shadows are getting on my Nerves, Ryan.
00:06:31.000 Look at this.
00:06:32.000 I'm under a spotlight.
00:06:34.000 Look at that.
00:06:35.000 Anyway, go ahead.
00:06:37.000 I'm like, it's a community organization.
00:06:39.000 We do this, we do that.
00:06:40.000 I wasn't like, it's a socialist organization and we want to, you know, destroy capitalism.
00:06:46.000 Very socialist organization.
00:06:48.000 We want to destroy capitalists.
00:06:51.000 Now, if the government and government employees are trying to destroy capitalism, isn't that the same as having a socialist government?
00:07:01.000 If the employees are doing stuff that is socialist, that's a socialist government.
00:07:06.000 How is he different from Venezuelan government?
00:07:09.000 Right?
00:07:10.000 In that sense, we've already lost.
00:07:11.000 I thought Trump won, by the way.
00:07:13.000 Why am I a pariah?
00:07:15.000 Why are we getting kicked out of bars?
00:07:17.000 Why are we getting fired?
00:07:18.000 Our team won.
00:07:20.000 I actually thought that things were going to be less hysterical after Trump won.
00:07:25.000 How naive am I?
00:07:27.000 You know, after Obama won, I just went, oh, well, he's not the second coming of Christ, you guys, but whateves.
00:07:34.000 And I minded my own business for eight years.
00:07:36.000 I didn't try to get anyone fired or killed or destroyed.
00:07:40.000 You want to destroy?
00:07:41.000 How do you destroy capitalists?
00:07:42.000 Does that mean kill us?
00:07:44.000 Does that mean drop a giant meteor on our homes?
00:07:48.000 What the hell does destroy mean?
00:07:51.000 Ostracize you until you have no power.
00:07:55.000 Good luck with that.
00:07:56.000 All you're doing is annoying people and getting Trump re-elected.
00:07:59.000 Anyway, let's focus on the matter at hand, which is a TV party.
00:08:03.000 I was inspired by the cover of the New York Post, and it says, sex lives of NYC women.
00:08:09.000 And I just thought, yeah, I know what the sex lives of NYC women are. 1.00
00:08:12.000 They are colostomy bags for strangers' fluids.
00:08:15.000 They just get called late at night and they take it.
00:08:18.000 And sometimes if the woman gets too needy, you buy her a dog, and eventually you dump her, and you have nothing to answer for because we have brainwashed women via feminism, a male tool, into thinking that being a sex object your whole life is a great career. 1.00
00:08:37.000 That's racist.
00:08:41.000 But this woman, I read it, she's married with four kids and she has a tattoo that says mother. 1.00
00:08:47.000 So it's not what you think.
00:08:48.000 She's saying women should be more sexually adventurous and not feel bad if they want to try out new stuff. 1.00
00:08:53.000 Yeah, go bananas.
00:08:54.000 Every guy wants a woman to be adventurous. 0.86
00:08:57.000 So this is not what you think it is.
00:09:00.000 The true sex lives of New York City women is profoundly sad. 1.00
00:09:05.000 I call New York City an elephant's graveyard for ovaries. 0.75
00:09:08.000 Women come here because they want to get a rich and powerful man, and maybe 5 to 10% do get Mr. Big, as they say in Sex in the City. 1.00
00:09:17.000 The rest of them just grow old and get sad and become bloggers who call everyone Nazis.
00:09:22.000 That's why they call me a Nazi, by the way, because I call them spinsters. 0.99
00:09:25.000 And you can't say, I hate that guy because he called me a spinster.
00:09:28.000 It makes you sound like a spinster.
00:09:29.000 So they go, I don't mind that he called me a spinster.
00:09:31.000 I hate him because he's a Nazi.
00:09:33.000 It's what lazy people do. 0.99
00:09:35.000 It's what people who don't deserve that job do.
00:09:37.000 It's what women who shouldn't be in the workforce do. 1.00
00:09:39.000 That's why we see all these terrible surveys that are illogical and all this crap about white supremacy.
00:09:46.000 It's women doing men's jobs, and that's what feminism is. 1.00
00:09:49.000 Feminism didn't make women men. 1.00
00:09:52.000 No, sorry, feminism didn't make women equal to men. 1.00
00:09:55.000 It made women into men. 0.99
00:09:57.000 And women make sh ⁇ men. 1.00
00:10:00.000 And what did they give up for that?
00:10:01.000 They gave up the ability to make children, to create and shape lives.
00:10:06.000 No, thanks.
00:10:07.000 I got something better going on.
00:10:08.000 Oh, really?
00:10:09.000 What do you got going on?
00:10:10.000 I'm a dog mom.
00:10:12.000 Or worse, you ready for this?
00:10:16.000 I'm a chicken mom.
00:10:19.000 Everybody's going to hang out here tonight.
00:10:22.000 Hello.
00:10:23.000 This is a dog.
00:10:24.000 It's my daughter's dog.
00:10:26.000 I don't really pay much attention to it.
00:10:27.000 I don't really care much about it.
00:10:28.000 I don't care if it lives or dies.
00:10:30.000 I would never hurt it, obviously.
00:10:31.000 But it's important that you late 30s, early 40s women understand that this is not a human. 0.99
00:10:37.000 It's not a baby.
00:10:39.000 It's something that we took from wolfdom and we bastardized until we made it a thing that loves us unconditionally and will eat itself to death if left with enough food.
00:10:51.000 It's a sick, twisted bastardization of a wolf.
00:10:55.000 I'm surprised Christians aren't angrier that we made this. 1.00
00:10:59.000 It seems pretty blasphemous to me.
00:11:01.000 Anyway, the big takeaway here is that the Lord imbued women with instincts, maternal instincts where they want to love and care for things.
00:11:12.000 He gave men these hunting instincts where they want to go and conquer stuff.
00:11:16.000 And I think it's important that we accept those instincts.
00:11:19.000 If you want to ignore them, fine, okay, that's fair.
00:11:24.000 But you know that you look ridiculous when you say, I don't want kids.
00:11:28.000 And then, like Femke Janssen, you have a massive party for your dog that includes 17 balloons because he's 17 years old.
00:11:35.000 And that's some sort of an accomplishment in your baby.
00:11:37.000 There's no such thing as a dog mom. 1.00
00:11:40.000 You're a dog owner.
00:11:42.000 I'm sorry.
00:11:43.000 If you had a bunch of miscarriages and you're infertile, that's sad.
00:11:46.000 You could have adopted though.
00:11:47.000 But to make it sound empowering and to try to get all the things that moms get, like, I've heard of people talking about maternal leave for dog moms.
00:11:55.000 Well, what?
00:11:56.000 Did you birth it?
00:11:58.000 Well, you need to go to some sort of science museum because you're a mutant.
00:12:04.000 But I want to pull up this video because I was going to do this originally as God, but I think I'm sort of a God and I at least know as much as him.
00:12:13.000 And I can show you that the only thing sadder than a dog mom is a chicken mom. 0.99
00:12:21.000 He loves to make the bed in the morning.
00:12:23.000 No, he doesn't.
00:12:25.000 He loves to jump for his streets.
00:12:27.000 He jumps for his streets.
00:12:30.000 I cannot imagine my life without him.
00:12:30.000 No, he doesn't.
00:12:36.000 Okay, just pause it for a sec.
00:12:37.000 Inevitably, by the way, when I meet these women, I'll go, oh, well, no one proposed to you your whole life?
00:12:42.000 And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
00:12:43.000 My boyfriend of seven years proposed.
00:12:44.000 But I told him I wasn't ready and I wanted to focus on my career.
00:12:47.000 What's your career?
00:12:48.000 Oh, I organize appointments for my boss.
00:12:52.000 I'm head of social media.
00:12:54.000 I run my company's Facebook page.
00:12:56.000 Or it's always things that are also maternal.
00:12:59.000 Like I'm a real estate Agent.
00:13:00.000 Oh, you show people the house?
00:13:02.000 Yeah.
00:13:03.000 You mean like housewives do? 1.00
00:13:04.000 Yeah.
00:13:05.000 Or I work with kids or I organize stuff.
00:13:08.000 Yeah.
00:13:09.000 You mean like your daughter's dance lessons and your son's soccer practice?
00:13:14.000 You know, stuff moms do. 1.00
00:13:15.000 So you actually get all the worst part of motherhood without the making something that is you and gives you eternal life and eternal love. 0.91
00:13:24.000 So this is a great example of these natural instincts.
00:13:29.000 Just sort of bastardized.
00:13:32.000 The same way my dog is a bastardization of a wolf.
00:13:36.000 This love she has for her chicken is a sad bastardization of maternal love.
00:13:42.000 It's so pathetic.
00:13:43.000 How can she not see this?
00:13:47.000 I scooped him up and he seemed really content in my hand.
00:13:50.000 And I had him do myself with me just pause it here.
00:13:53.000 He loves making the bed.
00:13:55.000 He seems content.
00:13:56.000 Chickens are one of the dumbest animals in the world.
00:14:00.000 That's why we can eat them so guilt-free.
00:14:03.000 They're dumber than cows who are retarded. 1.00
00:14:07.000 So the fact that you think that your chicken makes the bed, it makes me worried about you.
00:14:12.000 You're more disturbing than a hoarder.
00:14:16.000 Not to fall in love with him.
00:14:17.000 And I was leaving for the day.
00:14:19.000 So it was like this knee-jerk reaction.
00:14:21.000 It just came out of my mouth.
00:14:22.000 I was like, I'll take him.
00:14:23.000 I brought him home to foster him.
00:14:24.000 Chicks that age should be under their mothers to be more food. 1.00
00:14:28.000 And basically, I became hysterical.
00:14:29.000 Yeah, I'm not sad I didn't have kids.
00:14:33.000 I'm not missing anything.
00:14:34.000 I'm just sleeping with a baby bird every night and walking around alone, drinking wine with my baby bird in my house rope all weekend, binging sex in the city on Netflix.
00:14:47.000 With me, or you would sleep in my sweatshirt and cuddle up to me.
00:14:52.000 And every day I fell more and more in love with him.
00:14:55.000 What does your boyfriend think of this?
00:14:56.000 Oh, he doesn't exist.
00:14:57.000 He's this wonderful, sentient being that just wants to be like all of us, just like a cat or a dog.
00:15:02.000 Just pause.
00:15:04.000 First, he loved making the bed.
00:15:05.000 Then he loved making, then he seemed comfortable.
00:15:08.000 Now he's sentient.
00:15:09.000 Now the divine intervention is involved.
00:15:11.000 No, you took divine intervention and you flushed it down the toilet.
00:15:16.000 A chicken is not a replacement for this.
00:15:19.000 A human being is.
00:15:21.000 Am I crazy?
00:15:22.000 Or is this a beautiful example of women wanting and needing to have kids? 1.00
00:15:28.000 Look, I'll say it now.
00:15:29.000 I think 5% would be better off in the workforce.
00:15:31.000 I think 5% shouldn't have kids, but that's 95 that would be happier loving a little Bambino of their own, smelling his little angel breath, holding him at night, breastfeeding him, helping him get to school, seeing him say bye, mom, coming home after work, if you have to work. 0.97
00:15:49.000 And mommy's home.
00:15:50.000 I mean, yay, mommy's home.
00:15:51.000 They run.
00:15:51.000 They hug her legs.
00:15:53.000 They cry when she goes away on a three-day business trip.
00:15:56.000 That's way better than a chicken.
00:16:03.000 Just like a dog or a human baby.
00:16:05.000 Do you notice that?
00:16:05.000 Just pause.
00:16:06.000 It's such a given that dogs are human babies that you just use them in a normal sentence.
00:16:12.000 So now, get this.
00:16:14.000 They used to say, dog moms used to say, this is just like having a human baby. 0.86
00:16:18.000 Now we have chicken moms saying this is just like having a dog baby. 1.00
00:16:23.000 What's next, caterpillar moms, saying this is just like having a chicken baby? 1.00
00:16:27.000 When does it end?
00:16:29.000 You're going to have a pet fly?
00:16:31.000 Pet bacteria?
00:16:32.000 This is my little Petri dish.
00:16:34.000 I'm a bacteria mommy.
00:16:36.000 It's just like having a fly baby.
00:16:41.000 She was already in love and knew the chick deserved the very best. 1.00
00:16:45.000 Wrong.
00:16:46.000 Free was really quiet that day.
00:16:48.000 Like he really sensed that I wasn't feeling well.
00:16:50.000 And when I woke, he was laying across my chest.
00:16:54.000 I remember waking up thinking, I didn't even know that chickens laid down.
00:16:59.000 And so all of a sudden, it became very aware, like the sentient being is bonded to me.
00:17:04.000 That was that screen day where I thought, I feel like he's part of my family.
00:17:09.000 I don't know if I could give him to a sanctuary.
00:17:12.000 Chickens grow very rapidly.
00:17:14.000 Brie was Chick-fil-A.
00:17:17.000 Why is his name Brie?
00:17:18.000 That's a girl's name.
00:17:19.000 He's going to get beat up at chicken school.
00:17:20.000 Growing is usually the telltale sign that he was a rooster.
00:17:27.000 So here he was.
00:17:29.000 Is this xylophone?
00:17:30.000 Is this Glockenspiel on our side? 0.93
00:17:33.000 Because I feel like they're helping make the point that this woman is out of her mind.
00:17:38.000 Boom, boom, badoom.
00:17:40.000 Look at this lunatic.
00:17:42.000 Can you believe she left New York City to be with a male rooster, a male chicken, a rooster named Bree?
00:17:51.000 Living in New York City at the time with Brie the rooster.
00:17:54.000 And I had to make a decision.
00:17:56.000 And Brie made the decision for me because I chose Bree.
00:18:00.000 I'd like to do an imitation of her ex-boyfriend.
00:18:05.000 You dodged a bullet there, my friend.
00:18:08.000 Wowie.
00:18:09.000 Are you lucky?
00:18:10.000 This is why I call women, well, it's a bad word, sugar, honey, iced tea, chests. 1.00
00:18:17.000 Because women are magical. 1.00
00:18:18.000 They are sentient, as Ann Coulter describes.
00:18:20.000 They are sentient.
00:18:22.000 But you take the magic orb thing that's in Iron Man's chest and you pull that out.
00:18:27.000 And that's the ability to give birth and all that wonderful stuff that comes with it, the nurturing, all the nice things you're seeing here, misdirected.
00:18:35.000 And you replace Iron Man's glowing orb with feces.
00:18:39.000 So women themselves are beautiful creatures and gifted wonderful things. 1.00
00:18:45.000 When I rail against feminism, I'm not railing against women.
00:18:48.000 I'm railing against broken women. 1.00
00:18:50.000 And I'm saying feminism does this to women. 1.00
00:18:53.000 These things could be feeding babies. 1.00
00:18:56.000 Instead, they're getting in the way while she drives out of her city to go and really, truly focus on the development of her goddamn rooster. 1.00
00:19:07.000 How long do roosters live anyway?
00:19:10.000 Five years?
00:19:11.000 Can you imagine her when that chicken dies?
00:19:14.000 And by the way, a rooster is a chicken.
00:19:16.000 A thumb is a finger.
00:19:18.000 It was probably the best decision I ever made.
00:19:18.000 You have to be a little bit more.
00:19:21.000 Best decision I've ever made.
00:19:24.000 Moving out to the country with my chicken.
00:19:27.000 To really make sure I don't have any opportunities to meet a man.
00:19:30.000 But I think I fail to realize how attached he is to me.
00:19:34.000 By the way, just pause here.
00:19:36.000 There is so much psychosomatic projecting on this chicken about making beds and how attracted he is to me, and how he cured me of my cold, and how he likes to jump for his food, and he hates Mondays, and he's really kind of a jazz guy, even though I don't like jazz, but I listen to it sometimes for him.
00:19:55.000 He's really into Miles Davis, and he's a racist, unfortunately, but we're working through that.
00:20:02.000 He wanted Trump to win, which we fought to the nail about that.
00:20:06.000 Oh, my God.
00:20:07.000 I was like, you're my son.
00:20:09.000 You like Trump?
00:20:10.000 What the hell is the matter with you?
00:20:11.000 It's like Scarlett Johansson and that talking dog who ended up liking Trump.
00:20:16.000 Your sadness has become, what's the chicken word for personified?
00:20:22.000 Chickenified?
00:20:24.000 That chicken chickenifies your sadness.
00:20:27.000 Ladies, this one's a lost cause, but don't go down this route. 1.00
00:20:31.000 When you're 25, start thinking about Mr. Wright.
00:20:34.000 And that means dumping any musicians or stand-up comedians or photographers you are dating.
00:20:41.000 Anyone who's on the road a lot is going to cheat.
00:20:44.000 Start focusing on, I highly recommend expats.
00:20:49.000 So like a Canadian who's living in America or an American who's living in, an American who's living in Canada, someone who had to struggle to get to that country.
00:20:55.000 They tend to be tenacious and hardworking.
00:20:57.000 You don't necessarily need money, but you need a man with ambition.
00:21:01.000 And start thinking about that at 25 or you will end up like this.
00:21:04.000 You thought cat ladies are bad? 1.00
00:21:06.000 We now have chicken ladies. 1.00
00:21:09.000 He'll do the happy dance for me and I pick him up or he'll follow me into my office.
00:21:09.000 Keep going.
00:21:14.000 Yeah, because he wants food.
00:21:15.000 He gave me a special feeling because for me, he's such a gift.
00:21:19.000 Bought me so much.
00:21:21.000 Chickens as a whole are very, very smart animals.
00:21:24.000 He loves.
00:21:25.000 It is irrefutable that chickens are the dumbest animal there is.
00:21:29.000 Maybe not the dumbest, but it's a well-known fact that they are remarkably dumb.
00:21:34.000 Even dogs, by the way, try this with your dog.
00:21:38.000 Put three treats on the ground.
00:21:40.000 Have him eat one.
00:21:41.000 Have him eat two.
00:21:42.000 Then put a plastic cup on the third treat.
00:21:44.000 You know what your dog will do?
00:21:45.000 He'll go, oh, what the, oh, I can't get the third treat because it's locked in a magic box called the upside-down solo cup.
00:21:54.000 Dogs are idiotic.
00:21:56.000 Chickens are about a tenth as smart as dogs.
00:22:00.000 You're not learning from him.
00:22:01.000 He's not learning from you.
00:22:02.000 He doesn't love technology.
00:22:04.000 He doesn't make your bed.
00:22:05.000 He is a sad butt plug in the empty hole that is your childless life.
00:22:13.000 Technology, like he's actually watching us, watching you.
00:22:17.000 He's an avid reader.
00:22:19.000 Be able to have a good home.
00:22:22.000 When is this going to end?
00:22:23.000 That's part of my mission.
00:22:25.000 He's enriched my life so much.
00:22:27.000 I think without him, I wouldn't be as toy.
00:22:30.000 My God, ladies. 1.00
00:22:32.000 What do you think?
00:22:33.000 Oh, the big wings.
00:22:34.000 That's like a good sign.
00:22:36.000 What does it mean?
00:22:37.000 That he's in a good mood that day?
00:22:39.000 Anyway, ladies, please, your ovaries don't last forever. 1.00
00:22:44.000 When you're 30, the hourglass turns upside down and the sand starts draining out.
00:22:49.000 By 35, it's very hard to have a kid.
00:22:51.000 Guys, stop being such a pussy and propose. 0.96
00:22:55.000 And woman, when he proposes, say yes or you'll end up a chicken mom. 1.00
00:23:01.000 Music glued to the TV set all night and every night.
00:23:06.000 Watswi Sweden?
00:23:08.000 Sweden is the Swedish chef, right?
00:23:10.000 Jlumpitumpvi flumpy dumpy. 1.00
00:23:12.000 It was always sort of the epicenter of attractive people.
00:23:15.000 And you know why that is?
00:23:17.000 If you think Scandinavians and Northern Europeans are attractive, it's because you're a rape apologist. 1.00
00:23:23.000 Yeah, you heard me.
00:23:24.000 Vikings stole all the hot ones from all the other countries like Scotland. 0.75
00:23:28.000 The reason Glaswegians are so ugly is because the Vikings took the hot ones out, stole them, and then bred with them and made Swedish girls. 1.00
00:23:36.000 Super hot.
00:23:38.000 So what do we do when we have a country full of the hottest women in the world? 1.00
00:23:43.000 Well, we rape them until they lose their minds. 1.00
00:23:46.000 That sounds reasonable to me, right?
00:23:47.000 Wouldn't you want to do that?
00:23:48.000 If you had a nation of beautiful women, wouldn't you want to bring in migrants and just rape them until they break, until their brains break? 1.00
00:23:54.000 That's reasonable.
00:23:56.000 So we have this, it's the rape capital of Europe.
00:24:00.000 And this was just in the Daily Mail.
00:24:01.000 The city destroyed by migration inside the Swedish town where armed gangs patrol the streets. 1.00
00:24:06.000 Crime has exploded and a beautiful social worker's murder has shocked Europe.
00:24:11.000 Now they bring in these migrants. 1.00
00:24:12.000 Just go through the pictures while I talk.
00:24:14.000 They bring in these migrants who watch porn a lot. 1.00
00:24:16.000 They see women usually covered up. 0.98
00:24:19.000 And they go, oh, that's like my mother or my sister.
00:24:21.000 But when they see a woman who has her blonde hair hanging down and a short skirt and stilettos, they go, oh, that's the one I saw in the porn. 1.00
00:24:29.000 Look, look at those.
00:24:30.000 So we see some beautiful young ladies out on the town. 0.93
00:24:33.000 They see, oh, those are porn stars.
00:24:35.000 I saw them on Red Tube or Pornhub.
00:24:38.000 Go back.
00:24:39.000 And so what these women like is just to be grabbed and, well, I can't say the terms, this porn terms, but just gangbanged and violated. 1.00
00:24:49.000 And even if they say no, I've seen in pornography, they like it.
00:24:52.000 That's just part of their culture.
00:24:54.000 In a way, porn is helping these refugees become really good rapists. 1.00
00:25:00.000 And so Sweden is under siege with these migrant teens, creating no-go zones and basically ruining Sweden. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Ruining Europe.
00:25:11.000 Refugees have ruined Europe. 1.00
00:25:12.000 Yes, but what about all the immigrants who made Europe beautiful?
00:25:16.000 Yeah, those were different immigrants. 0.99
00:25:18.000 You're bringing in guys who see women as second-class citizens, and it's not a good look. 0.63
00:25:24.000 And what happened eventually?
00:25:26.000 And they're also naive about it.
00:25:27.000 They go, oh, they need more education.
00:25:28.000 They need more pamphlets.
00:25:30.000 If someone is raping you, then you give them a pamphlet that says, stop it.
00:25:36.000 But what do one of these captions say?
00:25:40.000 The Gothenburg suburb accepted more unaccompanied refugee children than anywhere else in the country.
00:25:45.000 4,041 added to a population of 63,000.
00:25:49.000 Pretty substantial.
00:25:50.000 In the autumn, 400 refugee kids were taken in every week.
00:25:55.000 Sounds, what could possibly go wrong?
00:25:57.000 And then go to the end, we have the beautiful social worker murdered, murdered, probably raped, and then murdered.
00:26:05.000 So Sweden might be waking up, but I don't know why Sweden hates their women so much. 1.00
00:26:10.000 Look what it's doing to their brains.
00:26:12.000 Can we see this chick? 1.00
00:26:14.000 This is a...
00:26:18.000 So, they had this electrician who was a beautiful young lady, and in modern Sweden, where they've decided to reboot the entire country's hard drive, they now have a woman like this.
00:26:35.000 Getting my ribs removed.
00:26:38.000 Oh, in it goes, Swedes! 1.00
00:26:40.000 Look at her.
00:26:43.000 No one wants that.
00:26:45.000 This is labeled graphic.
00:26:47.000 You have to uncover the video.
00:26:48.000 Oh, really?
00:26:49.000 Well, it is pretty graphic.
00:26:49.000 Yeah.
00:26:50.000 Look at that.
00:26:52.000 No one wants to have sex with that. 1.00
00:26:57.000 You're a freak.
00:26:59.000 The doctors who did this to you should be arrested.
00:27:03.000 Look at that.
00:27:05.000 By the way, just pause.
00:27:06.000 That's not what Wonder Woman looks like. 1.00
00:27:08.000 She does not have a 6-inch waist.
00:27:10.000 I have a 34-inch waist.
00:27:12.000 She has a 6-inch waist.
00:27:14.000 We cannot share pants.
00:27:19.000 Cartoons.
00:27:20.000 All the curves and tiny waists.
00:27:23.000 People often come up to me and say, don't take this the wrong way, but you look like a cartoon.
00:27:28.000 For me, that's a compliment.
00:27:30.000 Can you breathe?
00:27:31.000 Oh my God.
00:27:32.000 Look at her.
00:27:34.000 I want to get mine that small.
00:27:35.000 She's had probably 1,000 chimichangas in her life.
00:27:40.000 Go back.
00:27:40.000 Oh, my God.
00:27:41.000 Let's see what she used to look like. 0.99
00:27:43.000 So this is pre-refugee Sweden. 0.92
00:27:45.000 This is pre-we suck Sweden. 0.81
00:27:48.000 This is pre-ethnomasochist Sweden. 0.68
00:27:50.000 Look at that.
00:27:51.000 She's helping some sort of a little doggy there.
00:27:54.000 Now, of course, this is conjecture.
00:27:56.000 And of course, I'm using anecdotal evidence to pretend or infer that there's a pattern there.
00:28:02.000 But something seems to be going on.
00:28:04.000 Look at her.
00:28:06.000 Now, the last girl we saw that looked like that was raped and murdered to death. 1.00
00:28:10.000 And now this one has twisted her body into a freak zone. 0.89
00:28:15.000 She is a monster now. 1.00
00:28:18.000 Oh, yeah, I wouldn't kick her out of bed freedom crackers. 0.99
00:28:21.000 Then you're a freak, too.
00:28:22.000 You're a weird.
00:28:23.000 Yes, that's nice, nice.
00:28:25.000 Good, good.
00:28:26.000 Ooh, kind of weird.
00:28:27.000 What the hell?
00:28:28.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:28:30.000 What have you done, you lunatic?
00:28:32.000 Actually, she looked pretty good in that one.
00:28:34.000 Later for my test for me.
00:28:35.000 The reason why.
00:28:36.000 This is hurting my hypothesis.
00:28:38.000 I'm starting to get into it.
00:28:39.000 Well, she looks normal because she doesn't have the... 1.00
00:28:47.000 So if you had to touch that, your hand would just go brrrrr.
00:28:47.000 Oh, I see.
00:28:50.000 That's all mush.
00:28:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:51.000 It's like her whole waist is a belly. 1.00
00:28:53.000 She looks normal until she puts that, you know.
00:28:56.000 Korea has this problem. 0.58
00:28:58.000 Korea has this.
00:28:59.000 Korea and Brazil have this problem where their women mutilate themselves in the name of beauty. 1.00
00:29:04.000 And Sweden used to be above that.
00:29:06.000 But it might, again, this is not a scientific essay, but it might be linked to the ethnomasochism and the, oh, we're so horrible.
00:29:17.000 The West isn't the best.
00:29:18.000 The West is the worst.
00:29:19.000 Do you remember that guy who was that European politician?
00:29:22.000 He was raped by a Somalian.
00:29:23.000 Oh, there it is.
00:29:25.000 And his biggest, a man raped by a man.
00:29:29.000 And his biggest regret was that this refugee is going to be deported now.
00:29:33.000 All he did was rape me.
00:29:36.000 Just to recalibrate, all men in the world, if a man rapes you, you want to kill him.
00:29:42.000 You want him dead.
00:29:43.000 You shoot him in the face.
00:29:45.000 You don't go, I'm so sorry about your immigration papers since the rape that you did on me. 1.00
00:29:52.000 Okay, let's see.
00:29:53.000 Here's another example.
00:29:55.000 I know it's anecdotal, but let's look at this woman. 0.99
00:29:58.000 What's her name?
00:29:59.000 Natasha Crown from Gothenburg.
00:30:02.000 She wants to become, and by the way, just to get to the previous chick, go back to the previous chick. 0.98
00:30:06.000 She was an electrician.
00:30:07.000 She was an 8.4, super cool looking, beautiful blonde electrician. 1.00
00:30:12.000 Imagine your wife was an electrician. 0.97
00:30:14.000 She's fixing your garage. 1.00
00:30:16.000 My problem with your garage, Gavin, is when you're working on your motorbike, you can't see, but you have this horrible fluorescent lights.
00:30:22.000 Why don't I put underside lighting in your tool area, your workbench here?
00:30:27.000 So you just click that.
00:30:28.000 Or actually, there's a sensor when you go near.
00:30:30.000 And then when you're working on your motorbike, I have these spotlights that come out the base of the wall.
00:30:35.000 Look at her.
00:30:36.000 Look at her.
00:30:36.000 Look at Swedish women.
00:30:38.000 What have we done to our women, Swedes? 1.00
00:30:43.000 We cut them up with razors and scalpels.
00:30:47.000 Yes, I pronounce it scalpels.
00:30:50.000 All right, let's see another happy Swedish woman who's totally okay with the way the country is going mentally. 1.00
00:30:57.000 She wants to have the biggest butt in the world. 1.00
00:30:59.000 She's not yet content with her appearance, but her quest to change it could be causing big problems when it comes to her health.
00:31:08.000 My name is Natasha Brunswick.
00:31:09.000 You are hideous.
00:31:10.000 I'm four years old.
00:31:11.000 You're four.
00:31:12.000 I have had three Brazilian butt lifts.
00:31:14.000 Tree bosoms.
00:31:15.000 But I want to have more.
00:31:17.000 Three Brazilian butt lifts.
00:31:21.000 Just pause this.
00:31:22.000 Don't pause, but turn it down.
00:31:23.000 I don't get butt lifts.
00:31:24.000 I don't get how they don't get distorted.
00:31:28.000 Go back to her.
00:31:29.000 Say you had a woman at a tit job, right? 1.00
00:31:33.000 And every day for like six hours, you pushed on it with 150 pounds of weight.
00:31:38.000 Wouldn't the tits become destroyed? 0.99
00:31:40.000 Like, wouldn't the bags start moving to the side or something?
00:31:43.000 That's what happens to your butt when you sit down.
00:31:45.000 Doesn't your butt get destroyed?
00:31:47.000 I don't understand the physics of it.
00:31:49.000 Yeah, they have to anchor it to some part of your biological mass.
00:31:52.000 Otherwise, it is just float.
00:31:54.000 Right.
00:31:54.000 And fake tits, they're just gravity.
00:31:56.000 They sit there and they do sink over time.
00:31:58.000 But no one's messing with them.
00:32:00.000 Even God, the butt God made, if you're a super fat pig, you see them at the post office. 0.97
00:32:05.000 It gets all distorted and it goes off in a line.
00:32:07.000 They have like their belt and then they have this plateau you could rest a drink on.
00:32:11.000 And I often do in the lineup at the post office.
00:32:14.000 But look at this girl. 1.00
00:32:15.000 Look how beautiful she is.
00:32:17.000 Now, I don't want to rate her in case she's only 12 in this picture, but what an angel.
00:32:22.000 What have you done?
00:32:23.000 Is this, at the very least, if you don't see this as a pattern and these two girls representational of something else, at least see it as a metaphor Of what's happened to Sweden.
00:32:31.000 Look at that angel, and then what we have today with this big bloated ass is a big bloated immigration system. 1.00
00:32:39.000 Yeah, that's much better.
00:32:40.000 That's a much better way to see it.
00:32:42.000 That's unequivocally true.
00:32:44.000 I think this is the same effect as suicide, where it's the hatred of oneself as is.
00:32:50.000 Yeah, this mutilation is a form of self-harm.
00:32:53.000 Yeah, it's a step in the suicide direction, just like with transsexual suicides. 1.00
00:32:57.000 This is similar.
00:32:59.000 Good, Ryan.
00:33:00.000 Thank you.
00:33:00.000 Ryan's strange.
00:33:01.000 Sometimes he'll say something that's totally intelligent and makes perfect sense.
00:33:06.000 Thanks.
00:33:09.000 I want to see more of her.
00:33:11.000 By the way, with the other one, sometimes I would reluctantly catch myself finding her attractive.
00:33:16.000 This one, you're a freak and you're dying.
00:33:20.000 She says she can't sleep on her back because it hurts.
00:33:23.000 It's not even a nice ass.
00:33:25.000 No.
00:33:25.000 Like, I've seen gigantic asses that are great, but this is just a mess.
00:33:29.000 And of course, the elephant in the room is, you're thinking about anal sex.
00:33:33.000 Like, the reason butts are attractive is because of doggy style and sexual things. 1.00
00:33:38.000 And then if your butt is your main sexual thing, then it's doggy style you're thinking of. 0.61
00:33:42.000 That's, I mean, sorry, anal intercourse.
00:33:44.000 She's devoted her life to anal intercourse. 1.00
00:33:47.000 Way to go.
00:33:48.000 Way to go, Sweden.
00:33:50.000 Anyway, I like to end things on an up note.
00:33:52.000 So I want to end this segment with some good news.
00:33:55.000 I have learned Swedish.
00:33:57.000 It's a very uppy-downy.
00:33:58.000 It's like the Swedish chef, right?
00:34:00.000 And it's very uttie vrutki schluttki vrutki.
00:34:03.000 And I learned the language.
00:34:04.000 I'm one of these idiot Savons that can learn a language in seven days.
00:34:07.000 I learned it in five days.
00:34:09.000 And because I'm a European citizen, I was born in England, I am running for prime minister of Sweden.
00:34:15.000 And we have footage of me.
00:34:17.000 And by the way, I'm a super anti-Brussels Brexit guy.
00:34:20.000 And there was just an article about me in the newspaper Sweden election dispel nightmare for EU as anti-Brussels party.
00:34:26.000 That's my party.
00:34:27.000 We're called the Swedish Democrats Party.
00:34:31.000 Set to be, I'm going to take over.
00:34:33.000 I'm going to win because a lot of Swedish people feel the same way as I. So check out my speech and see if you want to support my campaign.
00:34:42.000 The speak is clearly shown...
00:34:43.000 Oh, sorry, I let you listen to my accent.
00:34:45.000 We are central to the power of Swedish politics today.
00:34:47.000 All of us are talking to us.
00:34:49.000 All of us are talking about anything.
00:34:50.000 All of us are talking about anything about us.
00:34:52.000 But it's us we are talking about precisely what we are talking about.
00:34:55.000 We're always talking about the party all the time.
00:35:11.000 What I'm trying to say is that there's a lot of different opinions about us, but Sweden is disintegrating.
00:35:17.000 Our people are dying of self-hatred.
00:35:20.000 And we're inviting people to obliterate us and rape us to death.
00:35:26.000 So it's time to stand up and fight.
00:35:28.000 We've seen this happening in Italy.
00:35:29.000 We saw it happen in Britain with Brexit.
00:35:32.000 Germany is turning around. 0.65
00:35:33.000 And if you elect me, Sweden may also flaventchigut.
00:35:39.000 or in other words turn around So that's it, folks.
00:35:47.000 The TV party is over.
00:35:49.000 I remember as a young man in high school, we would get stoned on marijuana.
00:35:53.000 Actually, it was hash back then.
00:35:55.000 And you'd all be sitting around, you'd have a buzz.
00:35:57.000 And then inevitably, it wears off.
00:36:01.000 And you're all sitting around.
00:36:02.000 You all recognize it's over, but no one wants to say it.
00:36:05.000 And then one guy would go, calm man down.
00:36:11.000 And everyone would go, oh, throw stuff at him, boo, because he was acknowledging it.
00:36:15.000 And I'm acknowledging it.
00:36:16.000 We're calming down.
00:36:17.000 The TV party is over.
00:36:18.000 By the way, I just realized we forgot something with the Swedish thing.
00:36:22.000 Remember that bizarre statue?
00:36:24.000 It looks like a little girl.
00:36:26.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:36:27.000 This is a popular new Swedish statue in the downtown of whatever main town in Sweden has.
00:36:35.000 I don't know where that is.
00:36:36.000 But it's a popular Swedish statue, which seems to be a Bratty American black. 1.00
00:36:41.000 She looks like Travis Scott.
00:36:43.000 Actually, it looks like Travis Scott's album, Astro World, was it?
00:36:47.000 Travis Scott is the rapper who, I believe, impregnated Kylie Jenner.
00:36:52.000 The Caitlin Jenner's family.
00:36:54.000 There we go.
00:36:55.000 The Jenners, Bruce Jenner's children, almost exclusively date black rappers.
00:37:00.000 Occasionally one of them will date a black athlete, but they love their rappers over there in the Jenner family, probably because OJ was such a big part of their childhood.
00:37:09.000 And we know how well that turned out for OJ Zach.
00:37:12.000 So I'm not sure why growing up with OJ makes one more inclined to be with African-American men of color, but it did.
00:37:21.000 But yeah, so that's a popular statue in Sweden now.
00:37:24.000 I don't know what it has to do with Sweden, but look at the guy who made it.
00:37:28.000 No, that's the statue.
00:37:29.000 The guy who made it looks very different.
00:37:31.000 His name is Bjorn Konelmaaln.
00:37:34.000 And of course, he's wearing a kafaya. 0.84
00:37:38.000 Ladies and gentlemen of the hipster artist world, if you're wearing a kafaya, it means you're anti-Semitic. 0.56
00:37:44.000 That means I don't like Jews, but it's a cool way to not like Jews. 1.00
00:37:48.000 Nazis don't like Jews in an uncool way.
00:37:50.000 If you hate Israel and you're pro-Palestine, then it's a cool, dope, totally ill anti-Semitic. 0.54
00:37:57.000 That's Travis Scott anti-Semitism, not Nazi anti-Semitism.
00:38:02.000 In fact, what's the difference there?
00:38:04.000 Nazis are white people who hate Jews.
00:38:06.000 Palestinians are brown people that hate Jews. 0.99
00:38:07.000 So it's not the hating the Jews that's the problem.
00:38:09.000 It's the one doing the hating.
00:38:11.000 They have to be brown.
00:38:12.000 Got it.
00:38:14.000 Speaking of brown, I think I can squeeze in a few more videos.
00:38:17.000 This is usually we do the one last viral video of the show, but this is a TV party show.
00:38:22.000 So we're going to...
00:38:29.000 I like TV party personally.
00:38:31.000 Okay.
00:38:32.000 I want to show these guys getting out of the car.
00:38:34.000 Do you have that?
00:38:37.000 18 people getting out of the car.
00:38:39.000 Now, where is this?
00:38:40.000 This is Dominican Republic?
00:38:42.000 DR. Homo, Presidente Bir.
00:38:46.000 One.
00:38:47.000 It's easy to fit a kid in a car.
00:38:49.000 Two.
00:38:50.000 And we already started with one, so that's three.
00:38:53.000 Four.
00:38:54.000 Five.
00:38:58.000 Six.
00:39:00.000 What do we got there?
00:39:02.000 Seven.
00:39:02.000 Maybe he's not counting the baby.
00:39:03.000 We do have a different count.
00:39:04.000 Eight.
00:39:05.000 How the hell?
00:39:06.000 This is a clown car.
00:39:07.000 Nine.
00:39:08.000 Ten.
00:39:09.000 This would be a good prank if they're all crawling in from the other side.
00:39:12.000 He's saying that's enough.
00:39:14.000 I don't want any more.
00:39:15.000 No, we got more.
00:39:16.000 Eleven.
00:39:17.000 Why do they have to come out the same door?
00:39:22.000 I see plenty more in there.
00:39:24.000 12.
00:39:27.000 Look at that.
00:39:27.000 13.
00:39:28.000 That is actually an amazing feat.
00:39:31.000 How did you do that?
00:39:33.000 Uh-oh.
00:39:35.000 Uh-oh.
00:39:35.000 There's some junk and trunk.
00:39:39.000 Look at that.
00:39:40.000 Wow.
00:39:41.000 But if you're in DR, 14, 15, 16, 17.
00:39:47.000 And I think I saw a female in the passenger seat making 18. 0.90
00:39:52.000 Where are you going?
00:39:53.000 Dominican Republic, where are you trying to sneak into?
00:39:55.000 Haiti?
00:39:56.000 Like, I don't understand where the car is going.
00:40:01.000 Maybe they came from Haiti.
00:40:02.000 Oh, now we're getting You know what's fun about going around the Caribbean and other third world areas is you see all these slightly better shit holes complaining about illegal immigration. 1.00
00:40:15.000 Like in Bermuda, they are so sick of Jamaicans coming in illegally. 1.00
00:40:20.000 And it's fun watching the local news there because you can see non-whites saying the same thing we say, but without the stigma of racism.
00:40:27.000 All right, so that's a lot.
00:40:28.000 Now let's try to see if we can at least get one person out of a car.
00:40:32.000 That's Sveld Illegals from Haiti, ostensibly. 0.84
00:40:37.000 And this is one American trying to get out of one car.
00:40:42.000 That's how she does.
00:40:43.000 Let's see how she does. 0.99
00:40:44.000 Come on, babe. 1.00
00:40:46.000 Wait, is that it?
00:40:47.000 And then squeeze in.
00:40:53.000 turn around and then push my leg in and Turn it up?
00:41:02.000 I mean, but as you can see, not very well.
00:41:10.000 My feet can barely reach the pedal because I have to put the seat so far back.
00:41:15.000 I uh can't reach the pedal.
00:41:18.000 No, I'm six foot tall.
00:41:20.000 I'm tall.
00:41:21.000 Yeah, tall's the problem.
00:41:25.000 Hey, car companies.
00:41:28.000 Just pause.
00:41:30.000 Is she honestly saying that the problem with her is that she's tall? 0.58
00:41:33.000 Or is she saying I have to put the seat so far back, I should be able to reach the pedals?
00:41:37.000 Yeah, no, she's saying I have to put the seat too far back.
00:41:39.000 Yeah, you got to put the seat too far back because you're gigantic.
00:41:42.000 Is this my fault?
00:41:43.000 Is this General Motors' fault?
00:41:45.000 Turn it up here.
00:41:46.000 I don't quite catch her tone.
00:41:48.000 Because her tone should be, I screwed up.
00:41:51.000 Turn it up.
00:41:52.000 Because in the way of that, there's no room for my head because I have to sit so high up.
00:42:00.000 I hate driving.
00:42:02.000 I hate getting out and driving because it's claustrophobic.
00:42:09.000 It's such a good thing.
00:42:09.000 She get out of the car.
00:42:12.000 You don't need a seatbelt, lady. 1.00
00:42:13.000 What are you going to do?
00:42:14.000 Fly out the front windshield?
00:42:15.000 It doesn't even work.
00:42:16.000 You are an airbag.
00:42:17.000 I can't even get it out.
00:42:19.000 The worst she's going to do is maybe break her nose on the steering wheel. 1.00
00:42:22.000 Maybe.
00:42:23.000 That's it.
00:42:24.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:42:24.000 As far as a seatbelt.
00:42:25.000 Totally useless.
00:42:27.000 So whose bad is this?
00:42:29.000 Whose fault is this?
00:42:30.000 Alright, get out.
00:42:32.000 I thought this was.
00:42:33.000 No, no.
00:42:34.000 Go back to it.
00:42:34.000 I thought she couldn't get out of the car.
00:42:36.000 That's how we introduced this.
00:42:38.000 I'm tired of it.
00:42:39.000 So.
00:42:44.000 Here's the fun part, getting back out.
00:42:46.000 Alright, here we go.
00:42:47.000 We got 18 out.
00:42:48.000 Here we go.
00:42:51.000 Now try to do this with a purse and a bag of groceries. 0.98
00:42:55.000 It's almost impossible.
00:42:56.000 I've scratched my head.
00:43:03.000 So the solution to our problem is drive less.
00:43:07.000 If you're so fat that driving is hell, drive less.
00:43:11.000 Isn't that how it goes?
00:43:12.000 If walking tires you out because you weigh 600 pounds, stop walking.
00:43:17.000 All right, we're getting too serious here.
00:43:19.000 We are totally and utterly out of time.
00:43:22.000 But I want to show you something that I find very interesting.
00:43:24.000 I've often thought that music reflects its environment.
00:43:28.000 Country music sounds like the country.
00:43:31.000 Rap, urban music sounds like the projects, people yelling.
00:43:36.000 Japanese music sounds like you're in Japan.
00:43:40.000 And even, you know, rock and roll, like blue collar for the weekend.
00:43:45.000 I just can't wait.
00:43:49.000 That riff, that BTO riff.
00:43:51.000 Working for the week, working overtime.
00:43:53.000 That's right.
00:43:58.000 Doesn't that sound like a factory?
00:43:59.000 Did a little in it.
00:44:00.000 Banana na na.
00:44:01.000 Did a little in it.
00:44:02.000 Da na na na na.
00:44:04.000 And I think we enjoy music as a way of playing with our environment.
00:44:09.000 So here's the sounds I always hear.
00:44:11.000 Can you put those in a repetitive way and I can just sort of play with my environment?
00:44:15.000 It's almost a celebration of the environment you're in.
00:44:18.000 And I'm listening to this vet.
00:44:20.000 It's a 65 Corvette.
00:44:21.000 Friend of mine's dad has been working on it for 10 years.
00:44:24.000 And it's finally done.
00:44:26.000 I'm not a big car guy.
00:44:27.000 I think he's got 650 horsepower, big block.
00:44:30.000 It's a C5 front, Z Z R1 rear frame.
00:44:37.000 I don't know, okay?
00:44:38.000 I guess that means it's not all the same, the proper shell.
00:44:42.000 You know how they're supposed to be true to the original?
00:44:44.000 Alright, so listen to this song.
00:44:51.000 Okay, now listen to Hot for Teacher by Van Halen.
00:44:59.000 let's hear the 65 corvette again Alex Van Halen's double bass is popular because it sounds like a muscle car.
00:45:14.000 And if you just...
00:45:18.000 Right there, I couldn't even tell.
00:45:19.000 I couldn't tell if I was looking at the car.
00:45:21.000 Like, do both at the same time.