Pat Dixon is a stand-up comedian from the South. She's also the host of the show Crime Report, which is on Compound Media. In this episode, she tells us about growing up in a small apartment in New York City and how she got over it.
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00:03:47.000Yeah, I mean, like Jordan Peterson was saying, you know, we don't know what women are going to be like politically because we never really had that before.
00:03:54.000I think they're going to be total authoritarians, you know?
00:07:05.000That's the annoying thing about all this vilification is they go, no, I don't think it's funny to say, you know, black people are, or to be racist to think black people are useless or to make fun of people for having Down syndrome.
00:07:15.000And you go, who are you talking about?
00:07:53.000Well, that's true of the whole Nazi thing, too, where you go, you're a Nazi and you want white genocide and you're going to kill all these people.
00:07:59.000Well, then you should be scared of me.
00:08:02.000Like if you think someone's Hitler, you don't text them and go, hey, Hitler, you're a douche.
00:08:21.000And Trump going, I think this thing's rigged.
00:08:24.000If you're the guy who rigged the election, you're not going, I think this thing's rigged.
00:08:29.000You're going, there's no way you could do that.
00:08:31.000Yeah, you don't want to draw attention to yourself.
00:08:33.000And that's the other thing, too, about threats and all this pariah status is when someone wants to get you, like Tony Soprano, he doesn't tweet out threats first, just to lay a nice paper trail.
00:08:49.000So he's a guy, he's got this New York accent, which in New York, you go, oh, you are a blue collar and you maybe are part of Electricians Union.
00:09:14.000In LA, they're technically just a retired electrician, but they sort of played up like, hey, I couldn't help but notice you were swearing in front of a lady.
00:10:05.000He goes, hey, Gavin, I hear you're a gentleman, and you're a pretty decent dude, but if you're talking about my friend Ralphie May like that again, we're going to have a problem.
00:10:56.000Yeah, yeah, he's got the weirdest accent.
00:10:58.000We need to give sesame seeds a chance.
00:11:00.000That's the kind of, but and I heard through the comedy scene that his girlfriend was a big heroin addict, and she sort of said, let's do some more.
00:11:06.000She was there the night he died, apparently.
00:11:51.000I thought I would get you ready for this new throne before I abdicate it and show you what it's like to be known as an evil white supremacist.
00:12:02.000Now, this is, I think I recently appeared on a communist message board, like a Facebook group, and they got my number.
00:12:08.000And so they've been calling me relentlessly ever since.
00:12:11.000And so every morning I wake up with some death threats.
00:12:13.000And the reason I want to play these, though, is I think they're quite telling.
00:12:17.000They really give you a look into the liberal brain.
00:17:26.000I just wanted to call and let you know that I think you look kind of like, you know, in Beauty and the Beast, when all of the teapots and stuff turn back into humans, but they still kind of have teapot-like elements to them?
00:19:16.000I mean, like, they had one woman who they stuffed a paper, a plastic bag down her throat, you know, and then they ended up dying, you know, but she breathed for a little while and she was naked when they found her.
00:19:27.000And what kills me is when they try to make this like a robbery gone wrong.
00:20:35.000We're talking about something as consequential as South Africa and the horrible deaths going on there, and I bring it back to my answering machine.
00:21:53.000So I think the reason they're so, they talk about it so much is because they go, well, when you're in power, you're going to kill everyone, because that's what I would do if I was in power.
00:22:31.000I just wanted to tell you how much I really, really fucking love white genocide.
00:22:36.000It's just really the greatest thing ever.
00:22:39.000You know, I've been dating this Asian girl for a really long time, and I can't wait to get married to her and have beautiful non-white children with her.
00:22:47.000It's going to really be the greatest thing.
00:22:49.000And so yeah, I just wanted to tell you, just again, how amazing and wonderful White Genocide is and how pumped I am to participate in it.
00:23:42.000And then he starts getting into how it's not our fault that your women are bored with your small and they want to be with us, and we have bigger than three inches.
00:23:53.000So he's completely subsumed the culture.
00:23:56.000First of all, there's no way that's true.
00:23:59.000He's completely subsumed this black power culture, and now he's making fun of white people's dicks as a white person.
00:24:06.000Yeah, and he associates it with, he says, our, like our big.
00:24:12.000And you can tell either he was, he was raised, he's a black guy who was raised in a white bubble where every time he spoke slightly black, he got an electric shock, which I doubt.
00:26:08.000That's what we writeies like to hope for, but I don't think it's necessarily true.
00:26:11.000I think it's just kids are getting bored of sports.
00:26:14.000Sports probably goes in ebbs and flows.
00:26:16.000And the problem with football is you can't see their faces.
00:26:19.000Basketball always does well because you see the guys and they're gregarious and oh, it's LeBron James and he's in a commercial and people recognize him.
00:26:26.000So there's more sort of celebrity currency.
00:26:29.000Do you think the basketball players got better looking?
00:26:40.000I got to say, this is slightly off-topic, but when I see abnormally tall people, I feel bad.
00:26:47.000It's like, you know, when you see Guinness, the smallest woman in the world, and she's a foot and a half, and she's like, makes you feel powerful.
00:27:22.000And it's like, you know, in the Guinness Book of World Records, they have the guy who's 7'8, and he's got his armor and he's got some weird brown suit that someone made.
00:28:21.000That white men around 50, 60, they commit suicide.
00:28:25.000There's a lot of people like 85 and older kill themselves because, you know, it's just it's.
00:28:30.000I want to stay open-minded, but I just cannot avoid the fact that men are being demasculinized, delegitimized.
00:28:41.000And you see this from kindergarten all the way up.
00:28:44.000And kindergartners, young people are optimistic.
00:28:47.000So you see in college, they take it and they get up and they go, hi, I just want to say that I'm a white male and I'm experiencing a lot of privilege and I'm obviously not, my point isn't as valid as yours.
00:28:58.000But that being said, and then they're allowed to say their piece.
00:29:00.000And by the way, the reason I like to avoid race when it comes to white supremacy or whatever is, the black conservative has to go through that too.
00:29:06.000You know, the Asian conservative has to, the Indian conservative also is a pariah.
00:29:12.000Well, think of how many friends they lose, you know?
00:29:14.000Talib Starks had to quit his job helping troubled youth because he was seen as a Trump guy, right-wing guy, and that's bad to be around kids.
00:29:25.000So now those troubled youths have left people to help them.
00:29:27.000It's like the Coast Guard all over again.
00:29:29.000The most qualified person to help them.
00:29:31.000They need him more than anybody to teach them a sense of responsibility, you know?
00:29:36.000And that's the liberal polarity with the conservative polarity.
00:29:39.000Liberal people have no sense of responsibility sometimes.
00:29:43.000There's also some sort of like monarchy going on here where we have these kings and queens in every industry and every company, and they don't care about the people.
00:29:51.000And so they just can't wait to throw them under the bus.
00:29:54.000And I think in the old days, like Tower Records, for example, the CEOs used to stack shelves.
00:29:59.000And everyone at the top brass of Tower Records, until it went bankrupt, and coincidentally, until they abandoned this notion, of everyone has to be a shopkeeper at some point.
00:30:08.000And they worked their way up fast because Tower just exploded, especially after Japan.
00:30:35.000Those guys, like the Proud Boys, those Navy kids up in Halifax, they question an anti-Canada Day celebration on Canada Day, and the top brass went, throw him under the bus.
00:30:47.000Or anytime a cop says something inappropriate, the sergeant and the chief will go, throw him under the bus.
00:32:01.000Just to be clear, folks at home, just to catch you up here, Pat Dixon's area of expertise is New York crime, hence the show New York Crime Report.
00:32:09.000And it's very strange that we're not going through crimes in New York with you, but that sort of shows you a little bit other stuff.
00:32:18.000When you bring up a case like that, throw them under the bus.
00:32:46.000But in the police academy in New York, one of the cardboard things that comes out at you that you shoot with the rubber little dart is a person with the baseball bat.
00:32:56.000And for that trial, they had to have an expert come in and say to the jury, guys, guys, you can kill someone with the baseball bat.
00:34:27.000I've got a stuffed bear in my sort of library, and he goes in there to use the washroom, and he comes out and he goes, that stuffed bear, is that meant to scare people or what?
00:37:30.000Well, you know they mean Norway and Finland and stuff, which, by the way, has been going downhill since they embraced capitalism.
00:37:36.000They're literally spending their parents' money.
00:37:38.000That economy that they built was from a freer market.
00:37:41.000But anyway, I saw this girl and she said, this is just, of course, on the internet, but she said, you know, a lot of these right-wingers, alt-writers, whatever they call this, far-right, they want to debate you.