Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 01, 2018


Ep 190 | New Deal | Get Off My Lawn


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Gavin McInnes talks about the early days of punk in Canada and his time in the punk rock band The Stooges, and how he got into the punk scene. He also talks about being in a punk band, and what it was like to be in a band in the 80s and 90s.

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00:00:06.000 Someday Someday Someday I wanna wear a starry clothes.
00:00:18.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:28.000 Sunday Sunday, Sunday.
00:00:34.000 I remember this one.
00:00:35.000 Sunday, bad way.
00:00:37.000 Yeah, way, way, bad day.
00:00:43.000 Sunday.
00:00:46.000 That song sounds good.
00:00:48.000 I don't know that jam.
00:00:50.000 That's one thing we never talk about with Kanye.
00:00:52.000 He's got a lot of good jams.
00:00:54.000 Like that power song.
00:00:56.000 No one man can have all that power.
00:00:59.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:01:01.000 It's great in sort of...
00:01:13.000 I didn't know you knew the dance.
00:01:14.000 I'm living in that 21st century.
00:01:16.000 Doing something mean to it.
00:01:18.000 Do it better.
00:01:19.000 Like good heist movie music, right?
00:01:20.000 Yeah, it is.
00:01:21.000 They're getting the bank guys, they can put their masks on.
00:01:24.000 Slow-mo, definitely slow-motion.
00:01:26.000 Slow-mo.
00:01:28.000 And that awesome scene.
00:01:30.000 I love this in all movies.
00:01:31.000 Suburbia did it best.
00:01:32.000 But when the guys are all walking together in slow-motion, Reservoir Dogs did that too.
00:01:39.000 I remember being a little punk kid, maybe 13, and looking out the window of the OC Transpo bus in Ottawa and just seeing these punks.
00:01:48.000 And they had punks in Canada would wear these jackets.
00:01:55.000 So they'd have leather jackets and studs, but they'd also all have this lumberjack jacket made by Champion, made in China.
00:02:02.000 It's very hard to find now.
00:02:03.000 DOA always wear them. 0.90
00:02:05.000 And no, not that.
00:02:07.000 It has to be that one exactly.
00:02:08.000 Oh, really?
00:02:09.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:10.000 Like, not even that shirt is in the same ballpark.
00:02:12.000 They keep trying to recreate them now at souvenir shops, but it has to be that one.
00:02:17.000 Champion made in China.
00:02:18.000 And I remember seeing them walk in slow-motion.
00:02:20.000 They had their floppy mohawks.
00:02:21.000 See if you can find the suburbia scene where they're all walking in slow-mo.
00:02:26.000 And one of them had a 2-4 under his arm, typical Canadian punks, and they had what we call 14-hole Dr. Martins, and they had, you know, that went up to their knees. 0.74
00:02:35.000 And the girls with leopard skin things on their leather jackets.
00:02:39.000 And, you know, one of them had a cane kind of thing.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:02:43.000 And I remember just, yeah, this is exactly it.
00:02:46.000 So this is fictional and from a movie, but it happened all the time.
00:02:50.000 You felt so cool when you walked together, you know?
00:02:54.000 And then I saw that in the real world.
00:02:57.000 And it was James Desiel, the drummer from the trapped.
00:03:00.000 It was Caroline Bowden, who we used to call Bumba Clutt. 1.00
00:03:03.000 And then I sort of later, you know, got a band going and then got in the in-crowd and moved downtown in the old punk house and got to meet all those people. 0.99
00:03:11.000 And a lot of them were pretty dumb. 0.99
00:03:15.000 It's kind of lame. 1.00
00:03:16.000 There is no joy at the tavern as great as the road there, too.
00:03:20.000 I was so excited to be part of that scene. 0.96
00:03:22.000 And then I got into the in-crowd and went, you guys are lame.
00:03:25.000 And you know why?
00:03:26.000 Because those friends were chosen by hairdos.
00:03:30.000 Punk in-crowd, we were together because of like our taste in music and stuff.
00:03:35.000 Back in high school, before I was cool or junior high, my friends were chosen because we had stuff in common.
00:03:40.000 We had the same sense of humor.
00:03:42.000 And that was much more solid friendships than fashion.
00:03:45.000 Why am I your friend?
00:03:46.000 Because you have the same band on your shirt?
00:03:48.000 That's lame.
00:03:49.000 But speaking of punk, did you see Johnny Rotten these days?
00:03:54.000 He is looking turgid.
00:03:56.000 I don't know if he's on some sort of thyroid medication, but that's him looking good.
00:04:02.000 Wait, go back to the picture of him looking good.
00:04:03.000 There's a Johnny Rotten we all know, the skinny Irishman. 1.00
00:04:06.000 Now, obviously, this is well over a quarter century ago.
00:04:10.000 This is almost half a century ago.
00:04:12.000 We're looking at this guy.
00:04:14.000 But he's not aging very gracefully.
00:04:17.000 This is a segment, I think it's on Canadian MTV, where he's talking about hiring people based on personality, not their musical talent in a band.
00:04:26.000 And he's looking like a bean.
00:04:28.000 He looks like he's in big heroes.
00:04:30.000 He looks like how creative you wanted to be, how outside the box you wanted to be.
00:04:33.000 Doesn't he look inflated?
00:04:34.000 Where you're talking about bringing in Jaw Wobble for the front.
00:04:38.000 Pink personality and bravado and whatever. 1.00
00:04:43.000 What happened to Dave Landau?
00:04:47.000 He turned blonde and old. 0.93
00:04:49.000 He looks like a bean, a carab bean. 0.96
00:04:53.000 He looks like a Russian doll. 0.95
00:04:55.000 You know those dolls that are in dolls that are in dolls?
00:04:57.000 A babushka doll or whatever?
00:04:59.000 He looks like a Johnny Rontan version of one of those.
00:05:01.000 He looks like he's painted on an egg. 0.97
00:05:04.000 Lunacy.
00:05:05.000 It's not that time of year, John.
00:05:07.000 Yeah, it looks like he's like, we've been This is like the one that all of them fitted.
00:05:14.000 Yeah, it's the main one.
00:05:15.000 It's the one on the shelf, the first one you see.
00:05:17.000 Well, it's ironic that he's there talking about his guitarist jaw wobble because he looks like a Weeblewobble.
00:05:23.000 Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. 0.94
00:05:27.000 He wasn't even that fat like a couple of years ago.
00:05:30.000 He didn't look like that at all.
00:05:30.000 No, he looked like a normal...
00:05:36.000 You know, you get jowls here that you can hide with a beard, and you look a little gaunt and stuff, but he didn't look like he was going to pop.
00:05:43.000 Like, get pins away from that guy.
00:05:46.000 If he sees a thumbtack, he runs in the opposite direction.
00:05:50.000 Boop.
00:05:52.000 Yeah, around the room.
00:05:54.000 This isn't even that.
00:05:55.000 You got him now?
00:05:56.000 Yeah.
00:05:57.000 This is 2012.
00:05:58.000 This is 2012.
00:05:59.000 That's a normal old Irish guy. 0.99
00:06:01.000 You know, your skin's starting to hang off your face a little bit, but you still look like you. 0.99
00:06:05.000 There he is, kind of, you know, jowly, but in the wrinkles in the neck.
00:06:09.000 But that's normal old guy.
00:06:12.000 Jesus Lord.
00:06:13.000 Anyway, we're worried about him.
00:06:16.000 So that was Kanye West.
00:06:18.000 We have a friend who was there at the show.
00:06:19.000 Is he getting back to you?
00:06:22.000 Okay, it would be cool to get him on the show.
00:06:24.000 Kanye West played that song, Ghost Town, while wearing a MAGA hat.
00:06:29.000 And the left is still freaking out.
00:06:31.000 They just are so mad at him for supporting Trump.
00:06:36.000 By the way, you may have noticed a little bum in the background here on my desk.
00:06:41.000 My wife just returned from Paris on a quick vacation with some friends.
00:06:44.000 And she went to Pigal.
00:06:46.000 Pigal is, there's Montmart, where the movie Amalie was shot, and then there's Pigal.
00:06:51.000 Montmartre is cute and quaint on a mountaintop, and it's the area you see in that movie, like La Balloon Rouge or whatever, the flying balloon thing from the 50s that everyone loves.
00:07:01.000 Remember that red balloon little kids thing about the ballooners magic?
00:07:05.000 But then Pigal is all the strip clubs and sluts and dirty can-can dance and whatever. 1.00
00:07:10.000 And it's a beautiful juxtaposition. 0.98
00:07:12.000 My favorite place, of course, is Pigal. 0.99
00:07:14.000 And you go there and you buy a mug that's shaped like a penis or a mug that's shaped like boobies. 0.99
00:07:18.000 You know, adult stuff for intelligent, mature people. 0.99
00:07:23.000 And this is a pen.
00:07:24.000 It's a functioning pen.
00:07:26.000 And it has a string on it just to be safe.
00:07:28.000 And then when you return the pen back in the butthole, three solid farts.
00:07:37.000 Let me just do that again. 0.96
00:07:39.000 So you sign a waiver in front of your lawyer, and then you just go, all right, are we done here?
00:07:47.000 I have a last will and testament that says, I heard a, and then it's a terrible word for people who are mentally slow, say, and then it's a terrible word for female genitalia, once.
00:07:57.000 I heard a blank say blank once.
00:07:59.000 I'm not going to say it on the show.
00:08:02.000 And I had to sign that with lawyers, my last will.
00:08:05.000 My poor wife was mortified in the lawyer's office as we signed, because it's a big thing. 1.00
00:08:10.000 You got to sign.
00:08:11.000 It's a bunch of, it's all in triplicate too.
00:08:13.000 I'm sitting there signing, signing.
00:08:14.000 I wish I had this for when I insisted my gravestone have terrible language on it.
00:08:20.000 And by the way, I never heard anyone mentally handicapped use that word before, but I just thought it would be cool to see like, here lies John Norris, father, son, brother, blah, blah, blah, da, da, da, da. 0.99
00:08:32.000 Here lies the great da-da-da-da-da.
00:08:34.000 And all these beautiful little epithets.
00:08:35.000 And then just one going, I heard a dud say dut once and nothing else.
00:08:40.000 Could you say it?
00:08:41.000 Because I actually don't know the full s I'll bleep it.
00:08:44.000 Oh, I heard a r ⁇ say c once.
00:08:46.000 Oh, that's pretty funny.
00:08:48.000 And I never have because they tend to be very Christian. 1.00
00:08:51.000 They don't swear.
00:08:53.000 They're not very rude.
00:08:54.000 That butt thing, though, that really reminds me of like, I just picture like a really stern boss who has no sense of humor and then he hears somebody.
00:09:00.000 He's like, that guy can't take a joke.
00:09:02.000 And he's like, I'll show them.
00:09:04.000 And then he just has that.
00:09:06.000 He's sitting there at the desk and he just goes, and he's like, huh?
00:09:10.000 Am I funny?
00:09:11.000 Am I such a stick in the mud now?
00:09:14.000 If you listen to my podcast, by the way, I did meet David Brent when I was in Britain.
00:09:18.000 He was my driver, picked me up at the airport, and he had 100% of the mannerisms.
00:09:23.000 He was that guy to AT.
00:09:26.000 It was disturbing.
00:09:29.000 All right, so we got to get started here.
00:09:31.000 So let's obviously identify the Kanye thing.
00:09:34.000 So what was happening there?
00:09:35.000 My favorite one was Ture.
00:09:37.000 Do you know who he is?
00:09:39.000 He was a voice on CNN.
00:09:40.000 He's got a white wife, and he's real politically correct.
00:09:44.000 He's like a political activist.
00:09:45.000 It's in the Huffington Post thing.
00:09:47.000 And he has a college degree in prints.
00:09:54.000 Like the bigotry of low expectations we have for these affirmative action academics is, okay, you want to do your dissertation on Purple Rain? 0.62
00:10:05.000 No problem.
00:10:06.000 You're a doctor now.
00:10:08.000 You're a graduate.
00:10:09.000 So he's what?
00:10:10.000 Kanye still wearing the effing MAGA hat?
00:10:13.000 What in the actual F?
00:10:15.000 Tour's pissed. 0.72
00:10:18.000 Yeah, Kanye West likes Donald Trump.
00:10:21.000 Sorry.
00:10:23.000 So he did the song and then he went on a little diatribe that, and it's funny seeing the media report on it because they go, Kanye West delivers speech no one hears.
00:10:31.000 Like they're, it's just drenched in bias all reporting on this.
00:10:34.000 But the big picture is he did a show with a MAGA hat.
00:10:38.000 Sorry if that makes you mad.
00:10:39.000 And then he did a speech that's right out of the Candace Owens playbook that says the Democrats advocate for welfare. 0.61
00:10:47.000 Welfare shatters the black family. 1.00
00:10:49.000 Now you have these fatherless sons. 0.96
00:10:51.000 Fatherless sons have idle hands.
00:10:54.000 Idle hands are the devil's playthings and leads to crime. 0.99
00:10:57.000 So the Democrats are the ones who are getting black people arrested because the Democrats are creating a culture where black kids have no discipline, no future, no guidance. 0.99
00:11:10.000 So it's actually racist to be a dem. 0.97
00:11:12.000 You know, it's like a plan they did, uh...
00:11:19.000 To take the fathers out of the home and promote welfare. 0.94
00:11:22.000 Does anybody know about that?
00:11:24.000 That's a Democratic plan.
00:11:26.000 Listen to the audience.
00:11:28.000 There's so many times I talk to like a white person about this and I say, how could you like Trump? 0.98
00:11:34.000 He's racist.
00:11:35.000 Well, if I was concerned about racism, I would have moved out of America a long time ago. 0.90
00:11:41.000 We don't just make that as loop.
00:11:43.000 All right.
00:11:43.000 Is that looping or is it skipping?
00:11:47.000 That's the end of it, right?
00:11:48.000 I think that's a loop.
00:11:49.000 Yeah, I think, I'm not sure, but I think my friend who went to that show, that taping, I think that was him clap.
00:11:55.000 He was like, I love you, Kanye.
00:11:57.000 I was like, I think that's my friend said.
00:11:58.000 That's the only guy clapping.
00:12:00.000 I think that's him.
00:12:01.000 Well, the media said it was met with booze.
00:12:02.000 I didn't hear any booze.
00:12:03.000 I just heard incredibly uncomfortable New York liberals cringing.
00:12:08.000 Yeah, silence.
00:12:09.000 I heard nothing, basically.
00:12:11.000 We really are living in a bubble here where people are just incapable.
00:12:15.000 Like, every time I hear other views outside of pedophilia, I'm always thinking, really?
00:12:20.000 So what's the deal now?
00:12:21.000 You think that Japanese people aren't Asian?
00:12:24.000 Like, I want to hear about it.
00:12:26.000 I don't just go, oh, that might involve race.
00:12:35.000 Jason Scoop, are you there, sir?
00:12:37.000 Here I am.
00:12:38.000 How you doing, Gavin?
00:12:39.000 Good.
00:12:39.000 I haven't seen you since we went to some comedy show with Pat Dixon, right?
00:12:44.000 Yeah, we did a show at Westside Comedy Club.
00:12:46.000 It was a lot of fun.
00:12:46.000 We hung out after.
00:12:48.000 I believe that.
00:12:50.000 Tell us about this Kanye show, because the story the media is giving is that when he did his speech, which they want to make clear was off air and no one heard it, that there was booze in the audience and everyone hated him.
00:13:03.000 Well, okay, so there were a few booze, but most people just watched and didn't really say anything.
00:13:10.000 The people, I loved every second of it because, you know, I just, I love Kanye.
00:13:16.000 You know, I'm not a Trump hater.
00:13:18.000 But the people around me were actually like horrified, which made my night.
00:13:24.000 It made like the performance go from just here to like through the roof.
00:13:29.000 It was that's what good art does, right?
00:13:33.000 Don't you have a Kanye and a Trump tattoo?
00:13:36.000 I do.
00:13:37.000 Let me show you guys.
00:13:38.000 So this is my Trump tattoo that I got here like pretty much the day he announced he was running.
00:13:45.000 And to be honest, you know, I'm a fan of the Presidents, but when I got this tattoo, I honestly, I didn't think he was going to make it.
00:13:52.000 I just got it sort of to be silly.
00:13:53.000 And then, you know, we all know what happened.
00:13:56.000 And then I got this Kanye tattoo.
00:14:00.000 Where is it?
00:14:03.000 There we go.
00:14:04.000 Yeah, I got this Kanye 2020 tattoo a few months ago after he came out for Trump because I just got such a kick out of that.
00:14:12.000 Well, if your tattoos are any pattern to be gleaned, then it's that Kanye West will be the next president of the United States.
00:14:19.000 Precisely.
00:14:20.000 I got to meet him first too though because I met Trump and then that happened.
00:14:23.000 So I have to meet Kanye and then – For the prophecy to be fulfilled, you have to go to the sarcophagus and meet Kanye with the light going through that little ruby.
00:14:36.000 All right.
00:14:37.000 Well, so what was the atmosphere there?
00:14:40.000 It was just uncomfortableness, and then they got over it and moved on?
00:14:44.000 Well, it was at the very end of the show.
00:14:45.000 It was the very last thing that happened because Kanye did three total performances.
00:14:50.000 He came out and he did I Love It with Lil Pump and then he did a song in the middle which I'd never even heard before and then the third and final he did Ghost Town.
00:14:59.000 He invited everyone else on stage.
00:15:01.000 And then that's when the live feed cut off.
00:15:03.000 And that's when things got dope.
00:15:06.000 So first off, he was wearing the MAGA hat.
00:15:08.000 And the music keeps playing, but he stops like they keep going with the beat.
00:15:14.000 And he starts just going on like this, like almost like it was like a poem.
00:15:17.000 And he's like, yo, man, sometimes it makes me feel like I want to cry.
00:15:20.000 Being a black man in America, I can't truly speak my mind. 0.99
00:15:23.000 And then he started shitting on liberals. 0.99
00:15:25.000 And he's like, you know, liberals, they just want to put everyone on welfare and take the father out of the home. 0.99
00:15:29.000 And make us relying on them.
00:15:30.000 And he's like, they're all liberals in Hollywood.
00:15:32.000 And most rappers are liberals.
00:15:34.000 Most reporters are liberals.
00:15:35.000 And they're coming at this man.
00:15:36.000 it's just not fair.
00:15:37.000 He's like Trump is my boy.
00:15:40.000 So it's not like the song ended and they said we're cutting to a commercial and then he did his speech.
00:15:45.000 He incorporated a speech sure like Elvis Costello when he hanged pulled out the radio on the thing or the Sinead O'Connor ripping the Pope picture.
00:15:53.000 He wanted this to go on air.
00:15:55.000 Yes, he wanted it to go on air.
00:15:57.000 And it also worked well with the song.
00:15:59.000 Like he kind of like he was like, you know, he made it a speech, but like the beat was going, the guitar was going, and it was really cool.
00:16:07.000 And yeah, man, he just, he went off and then he dropped the mic like a boss, walked off, picked up his daughter, North, and just walked off.
00:16:16.000 Kim was chilling there.
00:16:18.000 They just walked off backstage.
00:16:19.000 It was pretty badass.
00:16:20.000 Wow, that's cool.
00:16:21.000 All right, we're going to let you go because you're wobbling too much and it's making me, I'm going to have a seizure.
00:16:26.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:16:28.000 Good to see you, Gavin.
00:16:29.000 Take care, bro.
00:16:30.000 I feel kind of free.
00:16:34.000 That's interesting, isn't it?
00:16:36.000 I think it's interesting how we're totally exposing the left as the ideological fascists that they are.
00:16:45.000 There's no variety, no diversity of thought with these multiculturalists. 1.00
00:16:49.000 All right, so we covered that.
00:16:51.000 I did want to talk a little bit about movies.
00:16:54.000 I saw a trailer this morning for this new Sherlock Holmes movie, Holmes and Watson, which is Jason C. Riley and Will Farrell, who are the best, right?
00:17:06.000 I don't care what their politics are.
00:17:07.000 This is produced by Adam McKay, by the way, who did Funny or Die with Will Farrell.
00:17:12.000 They're old buddies.
00:17:13.000 Adam McKay's politics are dull.
00:17:17.000 And, you know, the big short, I thought, okay, here's what happened with the mortgage bundling crisis, right?
00:17:24.000 Politically correct politicians said, we've noticed that when Latinos and stuff, no, don't show that yet. 0.95
00:17:30.000 Show the big short.
00:17:31.000 Latinos and blacks, if they have homes that be more stable, they might be more likely to vote Republican.
00:17:40.000 So this was the rights doing.
00:17:42.000 The right decided to make it really easy to get a home for blacks and Latinos as a way to make them more Republican and then they'd vote Republican.
00:17:50.000 So they meddled with the government.
00:17:52.000 The government and the market meddled together.
00:17:55.000 And they made it so easy to get a mortgage that any Tom, Dick, and Harry could just show up and have...
00:18:12.000 And then these finance guys saw this money just sitting there on the ground and they went, well, I got to take it. 0.98
00:18:19.000 I'd be stupid not to take it. 0.97
00:18:21.000 Now, Adam McKay's movie, The Big Short, starts after all the government meddling, all the politically correct stuff, all the things about blacks and Latinos needing to own homes. 0.97
00:18:31.000 All of that stuff is cut out of it.
00:18:33.000 Government meddling, political correctness is cut out of it.
00:18:36.000 And it just starts with the greedy finance guys doing the mortgage bundling.
00:18:40.000 Well, I'm sorry, but if you work in finance and money is sitting there, take it.
00:18:46.000 It's like cops' pensions.
00:18:47.000 I think they're way too high.
00:18:49.000 I think getting $100,000 a year from the age of 40 to the day you die is just unaffordable.
00:18:55.000 The city can't afford that.
00:18:56.000 But I want my sons to be cops.
00:18:59.000 The money's just sitting there.
00:19:00.000 I had a fireman almost kill me because I said that once because I was bitching about firemen and how their pensions are totally insane.
00:19:06.000 Those guys don't even do any work.
00:19:08.000 And then I told him that I want my kids to be cops, even though I think the pensions are too high.
00:19:11.000 And he was like, that's messed up.
00:19:13.000 Now you and I, you and I are done.
00:19:17.000 Okay.
00:19:18.000 Bye, best friend.
00:19:21.000 Oh, that reminds me.
00:19:22.000 I did lose a best friend recently, Tony Buzzcock of the Buzzcocks.
00:19:26.000 You can hear him on my show, Can I Ask You a Question?
00:19:29.000 It's on my YouTube page.
00:19:30.000 It's a podcast I did where I asked a bunch of celebrities the same 10 questions.
00:19:34.000 And I was like, Tone, what's going on?
00:19:36.000 Is it Trump?
00:19:37.000 You're like a Tommy Robinson kind of guy.
00:19:40.000 Why would you care about Trump?
00:19:41.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:19:42.000 And he said, no, mate.
00:19:44.000 Look, I can't get over it.
00:19:46.000 What?
00:19:46.000 What did I do?
00:19:47.000 You said that we could come by the house, me and my girlfriend, but we couldn't bring our pit bulls.
00:19:54.000 He rescues pit bulls.
00:19:56.000 And I go, all right, that's why?
00:20:00.000 Yeah, I just can't get over it.
00:20:02.000 Bye.
00:20:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:20:06.000 I'm not bending that rule.
00:20:09.000 You can put all my friendships on the line.
00:20:12.000 No pit bulls at the McInnes residence with my little Johnny Buffalo standing exactly eye level to a pit bull.
00:20:20.000 A rescue pit bull.
00:20:22.000 Who knows where you got him from?
00:20:24.000 Oh, was he from a dog fight?
00:20:27.000 No, you should know that we would be careful.
00:20:29.000 Nah, not taking the risk.
00:20:30.000 Pros, cons.
00:20:32.000 Pros, and stimulating conversation with the buddy.
00:20:35.000 Cons, my children are dead.
00:20:36.000 Hmm.
00:20:38.000 Let's roll the dice, shall we?
00:20:40.000 So I love the guy, but that was an interesting breakup where...
00:20:46.000 Is that someone who's got their face eaten by a pit bull?
00:20:49.000 Yeah.
00:20:49.000 It looks like a burn.
00:20:51.000 Jesus.
00:20:51.000 That's really messed up.
00:20:52.000 Yeah.
00:20:53.000 Sorry, guys.
00:20:54.000 No pit bulls ever in my house, ever.
00:20:56.000 I don't even care when my kids move out.
00:20:58.000 We're not having pit bulls at the house.
00:21:00.000 No.
00:21:01.000 And my kids aren't going to your house if you have pit bulls. 1.00
00:21:04.000 No, it's the owners, Gavin.
00:21:06.000 It's actually the owners who are responsible.
00:21:09.000 I don't care if it's Paul McCartney that's responsible.
00:21:13.000 I don't want to be around them.
00:21:16.000 So yeah, Adam McKay is doing Holmes and Watson, and I have a feeling he won't ruin it with his politics.
00:21:21.000 I think it's a lot of queen bashing, which Americans love to do. 0.99
00:21:24.000 I don't care.
00:21:24.000 It's Queen Victoria.
00:21:26.000 She was a cow. 1.00
00:21:27.000 But check out how good this looks.
00:21:29.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:21:30.000 I love you.
00:21:33.000 Sony.
00:21:35.000 Need to see those.
00:21:35.000 Your Majesty, may I present to you the greatest detective of all time, Sherlock Holmes.
00:21:42.000 And Dr. John Watson.
00:21:47.000 I love you.
00:21:49.000 Watson?
00:21:50.000 Oh! 0.60
00:21:53.000 What a looker, right?
00:21:55.000 She is sad.
00:21:58.000 She's junning in person. 0.52
00:22:00.000 Trailers should always have clear audio.
00:22:02.000 Sherlock Holmes, his methods are ingenious.
00:22:05.000 Right there.
00:22:07.000 He's a master of disguise.
00:22:09.000 What have you done with Sherlock?
00:22:10.000 Why Watson?
00:22:12.000 I never left.
00:22:16.000 You know what's funny?
00:22:17.000 If you go on YouTube, you can see the outtakes from Step Brothers, and you can tell those guys were just riffing the entire movie.
00:22:25.000 Uh-oh.
00:22:28.000 Oh my God!
00:22:29.000 Watson has got enemies!
00:22:31.000 All right, you get the idea.
00:22:34.000 It looks quality.
00:22:37.000 Something about John C. Riley's face.
00:22:39.000 I just start laughing.
00:22:40.000 Remember when they built those bunk beds in Stepbrothers and it collapses on them and he says he's dead?
00:22:47.000 Hey, I'm John C. Riley.
00:22:50.000 That was pretty good.
00:22:51.000 Yeah, I'm your stepbrother, remember?
00:22:54.000 Yep.
00:22:55.000 It's not as good as that Jason, Proud Boy Jason.
00:22:59.000 Oh, he is.
00:22:59.000 He is that guy.
00:23:00.000 Yeah, he's pretty good, too.
00:23:02.000 I don't know why that annoyed me so much when you did that.
00:23:05.000 That's strange.
00:23:06.000 The voice?
00:23:07.000 Yeah, I'm just I'm sorry about that.
00:23:12.000 Are you as equally annoyed, folks at home?
00:23:16.000 It inexplicably just prickles your irk gene.
00:23:20.000 I promise I won't do it again.
00:23:23.000 That was the best one, though.
00:23:24.000 Maybe it's because you're wearing cologne.
00:23:26.000 You're assaulting all my senses at the same time.
00:23:28.000 By the way, folks at home, men don't wear perfume.
00:23:31.000 Cologne.
00:23:32.000 Cologne is perfume.
00:23:33.000 Cologne is a chemist mimicking some sort of smell in nature that is better than us.
00:23:39.000 I don't, I want all shampoo banned.
00:23:42.000 I don't like that soap has a scent.
00:23:44.000 I was picking up, I mentioned this before in another show, but I was picking up my dog's poo.
00:23:48.000 I want to be positive I have no poo on my fingers.
00:23:51.000 So I wash my hands.
00:23:52.000 Then I smell my hands.
00:23:53.000 Now all I smell is perfume.
00:23:55.000 I want there to be no smell at all.
00:23:56.000 Like my deodorant is Armen Hammer, that baking powder stuff that is scentless.
00:24:01.000 And I want to be go, I want to smell if there's a molecule of poo there.
00:24:06.000 So don't hide the smell.
00:24:07.000 This is an important tool.
00:24:09.000 I use this to keep bacteria and stuff out of my body.
00:24:13.000 Don't disable this thing.
00:24:16.000 Anyway, I've been watching a lot of movies because I've been doing a lot of traveling.
00:24:18.000 As you know, I went to see Tommy Robinson.
00:24:20.000 We'll talk about that briefly.
00:24:22.000 And I like to read, but you know, you get kind of bored of reading after a while, especially when it's your job to read.
00:24:27.000 So I've been really binging on movies.
00:24:30.000 And there are some real stinkers out there.
00:24:33.000 And I've noticed, Glenn Beck talks about this, how when you just let meritocracy go and let the best people do the best jobs, then you get quality products. 0.99
00:24:43.000 But when there's any kind of agenda in there, when there's any kind of affirmative action or any kind of trick or anything that's not meritocracy, you get a piece of crap. 0.68
00:24:52.000 Like The Life of the Party, starring Melissa McCarthy, who I love. 0.97
00:24:57.000 And I can't remember who said this.
00:25:00.000 Oh yeah, it was Joan Rivers said, if Melissa McCarthy ever loses weight, she won't be funny. 1.00
00:25:05.000 Because her humor is her fatness. 1.00
00:25:07.000 And this is her go-to character that she does really well, and everyone loves it.
00:25:11.000 It's your mom.
00:25:13.000 Everyone's mom.
00:25:14.000 She's America's mom. 0.60
00:25:15.000 And unlike America's dad, Bill Cosby, she doesn't rape anyone. 1.00
00:25:19.000 But she's good at the, I'm a big sort of frumpy housewife who's not cool and is super corny, which I don't have a problem with. 1.00
00:25:27.000 Do your go.
00:25:27.000 The ACDC had one song.
00:25:30.000 And look at her fatness here coming up. 1.00
00:25:37.000 That's her using her big belly. 1.00
00:25:39.000 I do.
00:25:39.000 Her big barrel body.
00:25:42.000 Anyway, keep playing it.
00:25:44.000 Keep playing it.
00:25:47.000 You see that hot chick they just showed? 1.00
00:25:49.000 I'll see you around the quad.
00:25:50.000 On the couch there.
00:25:52.000 She's famous.
00:25:53.000 Keep going.
00:25:55.000 I'll see you around the quad.
00:25:56.000 That one in the blue?
00:25:57.000 Nobody says that one.
00:25:58.000 Keep going, keep going.
00:26:00.000 She's about to say, I love your mom.
00:26:02.000 Just looking at my smock, it tends to catch the light.
00:26:05.000 Mom, you're a college girl now, and we gotta make some changes. 0.69
00:26:07.000 No, we don't.
00:26:08.000 Okay, that's not her.
00:26:09.000 Anyway, there's a super hot chicken who's terrible.
00:26:12.000 And I'm watching it, and I'm like, there's something wrong with this movie.
00:26:17.000 The pacing is awkward.
00:26:19.000 The dialogue just seems off.
00:26:20.000 Obviously, it's the same joke again and again and again.
00:26:23.000 And then, oh, that, that one, the one that just said, I love your mom.
00:26:26.000 She's a famous pretty girl. 1.00
00:26:27.000 I forget her name, but she is personalityless in it, right?
00:26:32.000 And I'm going, what the hell is there?
00:26:33.000 There, her, her, her. 0.98
00:26:35.000 She's like a famous lady, right? 0.99
00:26:36.000 And she's done a bunch of movies.
00:26:37.000 She has, I don't know if she's a villain or not.
00:26:39.000 The whole movie, I can't tell.
00:26:41.000 And I thought she's going to come up as a spy or a narc at the end. 0.62
00:26:44.000 Nope, just has no, just totally devoid of character.
00:26:47.000 They don't do that in movies anymore.
00:26:48.000 They don't build the characters.
00:26:50.000 They just kill a baby at the beginning, make you cry, and then, oh, this is a hunk who screws her, by the way, and that's a big theme that she is sexy after all. 1.00
00:26:59.000 And then you go, oh.
00:27:04.000 You had your husband Ben Falcone co-write and direct it.
00:27:11.000 Hence, the dripping in agenda.
00:27:13.000 And the guy has no experience.
00:27:15.000 So he doesn't know pacing.
00:27:17.000 Like, I watched that Avengers movie afterwards.
00:27:19.000 And I'm not into superheroes, but you can just tell when you watch that, you know, the dialogue is natural.
00:27:24.000 And you can tell you're dealing with pros who have done this before and can make a movie.
00:27:30.000 Like, there's nothing awkward.
00:27:31.000 There's no sort of like jagged rocks your boat gets caught on when you're sailing.
00:27:36.000 You just sort of move right along.
00:27:40.000 Leave it to the pros.
00:27:41.000 There's Ben Falcone.
00:27:43.000 So I got my husband to do a movie. 0.84
00:27:44.000 Now, I probably made a fortune because America's fat and they love fat people doing fat stuff. 0.73
00:27:49.000 But the moral of the story here is don't just hire your husband because he's your husband.
00:27:56.000 We're sick of this nepotism.
00:27:57.000 We want quality entertainment.
00:28:00.000 All right, Jesus, I'm really blabbering here.
00:28:02.000 But here's a movie you do have to see.
00:28:05.000 American Animal.
00:28:08.000 There, I queued it up to a good part.
00:28:10.000 Dangerous and very exciting.
00:28:14.000 Boom, boom.
00:28:16.000 This library is home to the most valuable book in the United States.
00:28:22.000 $12 million book, $12 million.
00:28:26.000 You really need to see how easy this is going to be.
00:28:29.000 Oh, you know this from all your previous ICE?
00:28:31.000 Boom, boom. 1.00
00:28:38.000 Can I just say how dumb this entire thing is? 0.99
00:28:41.000 How do you know no one's going to get hurt? 0.99
00:28:44.000 I don't want you waking up years from now wondering what could have happened and who you could have been.
00:28:51.000 All right, so that's enough.
00:28:53.000 You get the idea.
00:28:54.000 But it's a true story.
00:28:55.000 There's a book.
00:28:56.000 It's $12 million because it's really just a collection of this great American artist's paintings.
00:29:00.000 And they get it in their head.
00:29:01.000 They're rich suburban kids.
00:29:02.000 They get it in their head.
00:29:03.000 They're going to steal it.
00:29:04.000 This all happened.
00:29:06.000 And in the movie, they have the characters sitting and telling the narrator the story.
00:29:10.000 And then occasionally for no reason, they will juxtapose that with the actual guy who since served seven years in prison.
00:29:17.000 So it's a really well-told, fascinating story with different versions, because we all have different memories, right?
00:29:24.000 So they can't remember the guy they met who said he was going to buy the book.
00:29:27.000 They can't remember if he's an old guy with white hair or a guy with a ponytail.
00:29:30.000 So the movie switches back and forth from one guy's memory to another guy's memory.
00:29:34.000 And I know that sounds jilted and stunting, but it's not.
00:29:36.000 It's totally smooth, just like Guardians of the Galaxy or the Avengers or whatever.
00:29:40.000 It's just, it's one of the best movies I've seen in a really long time.
00:29:43.000 All right.
00:29:44.000 We got to cover some actual news here.
00:29:48.000 Oh, geez, there's so much things I want to talk about.
00:29:50.000 Dr. Blasey Ford, we obviously have to just cover that for a second.
00:29:55.000 Everyone's covered it to death.
00:29:56.000 You know the stories.
00:29:57.000 There's sort of a meme going around that she's linked to the CIA.
00:30:01.000 I saw Media Matters tried to discredit it and said things like, well, yeah, like here, go to the meme first.
00:30:09.000 Have you got that?
00:30:10.000 Yeah, that one.
00:30:11.000 So blow that up for me.
00:30:13.000 All right, her grandfather, Nicholas Deke, was a well-known CIA agent for decades.
00:30:18.000 Media Matters says, no, he wasn't.
00:30:21.000 That's not her grandfather.
00:30:23.000 Her father, Ralph Blasey, ran three CIA front companies and Admiral Security Systems.
00:30:28.000 I don't think they deny that.
00:30:29.000 They just say, no, that doesn't mean anything.
00:30:31.000 And then they go, her brother once worked for the firm Baker Holster, which was behind the creation of Fusion GPS, which did the Russian dossier.
00:30:40.000 The way Media Matters phrases that is, they're involved in the Russian collusion story.
00:30:46.000 Okay, come back to me.
00:30:48.000 And they also say they started Fusion GPS after the brother left.
00:30:53.000 So?
00:30:54.000 And that's not what the meme says.
00:30:55.000 The meme says that he worked at a company that later did Fusion GPS.
00:30:59.000 So they're not really rebutting this allegation very well.
00:31:04.000 So it sounds really suspicious.
00:31:06.000 And there's suspicion all over this.
00:31:08.000 In fact, in today's post, New Deal, this talks about Canada getting, finally buckling under Trump and saying, all right, all right, all right, just keep doing business with us.
00:31:16.000 Elevator ambush.
00:31:18.000 Look who was behind Flake Setup.
00:31:20.000 And we have this Latina woman. 1.00
00:31:22.000 She's a lesbian from Colombia who has two kids. 0.96
00:31:25.000 I don't know how she got two kids. 0.66
00:31:26.000 I guess she adopted them.
00:31:29.000 How about a thank you from these immigrants?
00:31:32.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:32.000 Like that woman from the Congo who climbed the Statue of Liberty.
00:31:36.000 In the Congo, the soldiers are making children rape their mothers. 0.95
00:31:40.000 They are making sculptures out of human heads. 0.87
00:31:43.000 It is carnage that is difficult to conceive of.
00:31:47.000 She comes to this beautiful country called America, gets citizenship, and goes, this place is poo-poo. 1.00
00:31:53.000 I do not like America. 0.97
00:31:56.000 Similarly, Ana Maria Arquila, who was the one who attacked Flake, she is from Colombia where gays are getting killed to the tune of about 109 a year, I believe. 0.54
00:32:09.000 And Colombia's murders are going down, but not LGBT murders. 0.99
00:32:13.000 Those are nice and steady at a good 100 a year. 0.99
00:32:16.000 Just murdering people because they're gay. 1.00
00:32:18.000 She gets out of that country at the age of 17, grows up a lesbian in America with zero problems, although she says she was raped, and then gets two kids. 0.99
00:32:27.000 Here's some kids, lesbian. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Now, I believe lesbians scissors for their intercourse and use sex toys, those don't generate any sperm. 1.00
00:32:35.000 So I don't know how she got these kids, but I would be very grateful if I escaped a hellhole where gays get killed and I ended up in heaven with kids. 1.00
00:32:45.000 Nope. 0.99
00:32:46.000 She has to attack Flake, and no one investigates this woman. 0.98
00:32:51.000 No one even knows she's a lesbian. 1.00
00:32:53.000 But few realize that she works for the, what are they called?
00:33:01.000 Center for Popular Democracy, which is funded by George Soros.
00:33:08.000 And she has, if you look up her name, you can see her at anti-Trump rallies going back to when he first announced his candidacy.
00:33:15.000 She's always been about anti-Trump, about open borders, about Latinas needing more rights, about more rights for undocumented citizens.
00:33:27.000 I couldn't find anything about her discussing sexual assault.
00:33:31.000 So that seems to coincidentally be a new cause de celeb for her.
00:33:37.000 But this writer, John Fund, in the Post, he goes, he's talking about the lack of research anyone did about this woman.
00:33:42.000 He says, perhaps because they express such raw emotion, the two women, few media outlets dug into their political activism.
00:33:50.000 And then he goes on to say that she is who she is. 0.74
00:33:55.000 And isn't it embarrassing, by the way, that some lesbian Latina activist funded by George Soros goes up to Jeff Flake, yells at him, he poops in his panties and changes his mind. 0.98
00:34:09.000 Just instant capitulation. 0.99
00:34:11.000 This is why we have to drain the swamp.
00:34:13.000 Can you imagine Trump reacting that way? 0.78
00:34:16.000 God, they're such wimps. 0.97
00:34:18.000 Look at him. 1.00
00:34:19.000 Look at his wimp face. 0.98
00:34:22.000 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. 0.93
00:34:24.000 I don't like the optics.
00:34:26.000 This has such bad optics for me.
00:34:29.000 It reminds me, wait, have you got the, or it's playing a commercial first?
00:34:33.000 There was that other guy, Pruitt, the head of the EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency.
00:34:39.000 So it was Monday, July 1st, I believe, where he goes, he's at a restaurant, and just like this woman, I believe, was set up by someone else, by a Soros type of thing, this woman goes to attack Pruitt, and she has reading cards.
00:34:54.000 She has cards, pre-written cards that she reads from.
00:34:56.000 Isn't that awfully suspicious?
00:34:58.000 You don't seem to have committed to memory your beef with the EPA.
00:35:03.000 Yes, I understand that you said just last night you felt that the weight that the witness was in fact credible.
00:35:10.000 On Monday, I stood in front of your office with Annie Barkin.
00:35:13.000 I told the story of my sexual assault.
00:35:15.000 I told it because I recognized in Dr. Ford's story that she's telling the truth.
00:35:20.000 What you are doing is allowing someone who actually violated a woman to sit in the Supreme Court.
00:35:27.000 This is not tolerable.
00:35:29.000 Here's another thing.
00:35:29.000 You got her when you're 17.
00:35:32.000 What's with your accent?
00:35:33.000 I have two children.
00:35:34.000 She looks 48.
00:35:36.000 Imagine that for the next 50 years, they will have to have someone in the Supreme Court.
00:35:41.000 Look at him.
00:35:42.000 Oh, God.
00:35:42.000 He makes me embarrassed to be American.
00:35:45.000 If I can be considered American.
00:35:48.000 Yeah.
00:35:48.000 And then, so Pruitt, he gets her.
00:35:51.000 We'll let the commercial play out.
00:35:53.000 Should have had these ready, Drian.
00:35:55.000 That's kind of the deal.
00:35:59.000 I mean, should I be surprised that politicians are only about optics and not about the truth and do not have the courage of their convictions?
00:36:06.000 Doy McInnis.
00:36:07.000 Hi.
00:36:08.000 I just wanted to urge you to resign.
00:36:12.000 Done.
00:36:13.000 This was Monday.
00:36:15.000 resigned Thursday, July 5th.
00:36:35.000 Yeah, what's the matter with the pipeline?
00:36:38.000 He should be able to argue back with her.
00:36:39.000 He's just so submissive.
00:36:40.000 Somebody who believes in climate change and takes it seriously for the benefit of all of us, including our children.
00:36:46.000 No.
00:36:46.000 Anyway, that's enough.
00:36:51.000 Another annoying thing, by the way, is these self-righteous women. 1.00
00:36:54.000 They're so entitled.
00:36:56.000 Do you have that video of me and Ezra with Tommy Robinson?
00:37:01.000 Alright, turn it down a bit.
00:37:02.000 Because you can look up.
00:37:03.000 Look at that blonde woman. 1.00
00:37:05.000 She's my age.
00:37:07.000 And this is after I told her to push.
00:37:09.000 I pushed her back. 0.98
00:37:13.000 Get your phone out of my face.
00:37:16.000 I'm trying to talk about Tommy's life and going to prison.
00:37:18.000 Look at her.
00:37:31.000 That guy behind me just started chatting.
00:37:33.000 A rock star's welcome is shallow and intention-oriented.
00:37:36.000 These people are not.
00:37:36.000 Oh, by the way, just pause it.
00:37:38.000 You know what she's talking about?
00:37:39.000 I had just told her to, I pushed her back and she goes, I have a right to be here.
00:37:43.000 I traveled 250 miles.
00:37:44.000 And then she pushed her camera more in my face, and I said into her camera, f off. 1.00
00:37:49.000 And then she wouldn't leave my side for the next 20 minutes, going, he's so rude. 1.00
00:37:54.000 Can you believe how?
00:37:55.000 Now, that's how you handle an annoying woman. 1.00
00:37:58.000 You handle her the way you would handle an annoying man.
00:38:00.000 You say, get out of my face.
00:38:02.000 But we got flake and pruitt flaking out like a bunch of pruristies.
00:38:07.000 Well, that didn't work out. 0.99
00:38:08.000 I wanted to do a pussy pun. 1.00
00:38:11.000 And capitulating. 0.99
00:38:12.000 It's not the way it works.
00:38:13.000 When someone attacks you, when someone gets in your grill like that, I don't care who they are.
00:38:18.000 Just look at them and say, get off my lawn.
00:38:23.000 To see if I still bleed.
00:38:27.000 And nothing hurts anymore.