Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 03, 2018


Ep 191 | Place Your Brett | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats


Length

41 minutes

Words per minute

172.54823

Word count

7,155

Sentence count

693

Harmful content

Misogyny

32

sentences flagged

Hate speech

27

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Kevin talks about Nike and Colin Kaepernick and the Black Police Association supporting him, and a video of cops dressed as pigs. Also, Diana is dead, G-Dog goes on a rant about cops, and we're sleeping with the enemy.

Transcript

Transcripts from "Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. Explore them interactively here.
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
00:00:28.000 We big decisions moving ahead.
00:00:33.000 Sometimes I put through some brain.
00:00:36.000 Don't confusion head in my way.
00:00:40.000 Get positive, try to be gay. 0.99
00:00:49.000 Without the world seeing biscuits and bed, the headlines said that Diana is dead.
00:00:56.000 She couldn't act much, but she couldn't show.
00:01:01.000 She always You know what's funny about those opening songs is I usually choose them for the chorus, but the chorus takes too long to get to.
00:01:09.000 The chorus is today is gonna be a good day.
00:01:14.000 Today, it's got to be a good day.
00:01:18.000 A good day, a good day.
00:01:20.000 A good day, a good day.
00:01:30.000 That's the kinks from an unpopular record, word of mouth, which I think is highly underrated. 1.00
00:01:37.000 80s album, I believe.
00:01:39.000 Really good album.
00:01:41.000 Word of mouth, The Kinks.
00:01:43.000 Yes, the famous Kinks. 0.83
00:01:44.000 They got some stinkers, by the way.
00:01:46.000 I bought State of Confusion because I like that song.
00:01:48.000 It's just a state of confusion.
00:01:51.000 Whoa, whoa.
00:01:54.000 That album reeks.
00:01:55.000 Don't buy it.
00:01:56.000 But word of mouth is really good.
00:01:59.000 Got a lot of sort of stories I've been meaning to get to for a while here.
00:02:02.000 More long-form concepts than just...
00:02:05.000 I'm not going to go through...
00:02:13.000 So I want to have some more sort of in-depth discussion.
00:02:16.000 So today I'm going to talk about Nike stock.
00:02:18.000 Check in on Nike and what did Colin Kaepernick do to football?
00:02:23.000 And I'm going to surprise you with my view, which is nothing.
00:02:27.000 I think the whole right-wing concept that kneeling ruined football is a myth, and I'm stealing that angle from National Review.
00:02:36.000 I also want to catch up on some Gav news.
00:02:41.000 Yes, I know that sounds a little megalomaniacal, but how many guys who do news shows can tell you about 50 stories pertaining to them and people attacking them and stuff like that?
00:02:52.000 Sounds pretty interesting to me.
00:02:53.000 So we'll catch up on the G-Dog.
00:02:55.000 And then I want to talk about this video I saw that had cops from all over the world and how wonderful they are and how totally evil and disgusting we are, our cops, because it is false.
00:03:07.000 And the fact that you can talk about Mexican and Chinese cops as sweeties and our guys as these sort of maniacal tyrants is reverse land. 0.74
00:03:16.000 That's the opposite of the truth.
00:03:18.000 So let's start with some Nikes.
00:03:26.000 Good news.
00:03:27.000 Great news, guys.
00:03:29.000 The Black Officers Union support Kaepernick.
00:03:34.000 Yes, great work, guys.
00:03:37.000 What is this?
00:03:37.000 This is an ebony.com.
00:03:40.000 The National Black Police Association supports Colin Kaepernick.
00:03:44.000 Have you got that story?
00:03:45.000 What are you doing?
00:03:48.000 Okay, play the video.
00:03:55.000 Colin Kaepernick had socks that had police as pigs on them.
00:04:05.000 Yeah.
00:04:07.000 I hate this new way of learning with music and beats and subtitles going on.
00:04:13.000 So wait, that's what I want to see.
00:04:15.000 What does it say?
00:04:16.000 Press release on Nike since 2016, 300.
00:04:19.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:20.000 That's not how you read a story.
00:04:21.000 That's really monotone boring.
00:04:23.000 Put some oomph into it.
00:04:24.000 Okay, okay.
00:04:26.000 Press release on Nike.
00:04:27.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:27.000 Read the bottom, the tweet.
00:04:30.000 Since 2016, 381 cops have been killed in the line of duty.
00:04:35.000 They believed in something and sacrificed everything, as did the families they left behind.
00:04:40.000 All of the men and women in law enforcement believe in something and are prepared to sacrifice everything.
00:04:47.000 So that's them endorsing Colin Kaepernick, who had socks that had pigs on them that were dressed as cops?
00:04:55.000 We're all for sacrificing things, but that's not what Colin Kaepernick and Nike mean.
00:04:59.000 What that campaign means is that America is racist and police brutality is out of control and police are racist.
00:05:08.000 Keep playing that video.
00:05:09.000 Let me see it though.
00:05:14.000 Yes, of course he has a First Amendment right.
00:05:16.000 No one wants to arrest him.
00:05:21.000 They also reject the idea that Kaepernick is anti-police.
00:05:24.000 Anti-police?
00:05:25.000 He had pigs on his socks.
00:05:28.000 Your inclusion of Mr. Kaepernick in your ad seems appropriate to us.
00:05:30.000 We live in a country where the First Amendment is a right of to the people.
00:05:33.000 Mr. Kaepernick chose to exercise his right, where his passion was on the football field.
00:05:36.000 All right, that's enough.
00:05:37.000 You know what's funny about this?
00:05:38.000 We had that rapper Paris on who was talking about black cops and said, they're sleeping with the enemy.
00:05:42.000 They're working with the devil.
00:05:44.000 Now, I kind of agree with him now.
00:05:46.000 I want to listen to that.
00:05:47.000 I want to listen to that album with new context.
00:05:50.000 Some folks are sleeping with the enemy.
00:05:54.000 So this is a thing now.
00:05:56.000 I think if you're black, you can't really go against this whole Nike campaign.
00:06:00.000 And I think Nike knows that.
00:06:02.000 I think Nike recognizes that black Americans tend to drive cool, whether it's rock and roll, fashion, sports is probably a bad example, but anything sort of pop culture-y, blacks dominate, and then white kids follow right after. 1.00
00:06:17.000 Look at the song, I got my vans on, but they look like sneakers.
00:06:20.000 That ended the whole sneaker thing for like five to ten years, and everyone had to have vans, just like that, instantaneously.
00:06:27.000 So they went, you know what?
00:06:28.000 Let's just go with the hottest black Guy. 1.00
00:06:30.000 I don't care what he says.
00:06:31.000 I don't care if he says, let's be vegan.
00:06:33.000 And white people will follow. 0.80
00:06:35.000 And it's working.
00:06:36.000 Remember this from the Emmys?
00:06:39.000 40 Spice.
00:06:40.000 Thank you, babe.
00:06:41.000 Why are you wearing Nike?
00:06:42.000 I am wearing Nike to applaud them for supporting Colin Kaepernick and his protest against racial injustice and police brutality.
00:06:53.000 Disgusting.
00:06:54.000 It's not anti-police, though.
00:06:55.000 Absolutely.
00:06:56.000 Absolutely, honey.
00:06:57.000 I have some drag queens come over and put some beads on it. 1.00
00:07:00.000 Some sparkle.
00:07:01.000 You know how they roll.
00:07:02.000 They roll good.
00:07:03.000 Yes, they roll good.
00:07:05.000 DJ Pierce chat.
00:07:06.000 Can you just pause it there?
00:07:19.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:20.000 They roll good.
00:07:22.000 I'm like, you, girl.
00:07:23.000 I'm down with the brown.
00:07:27.000 I wish black people would get more revolted by that. 1.00
00:07:29.000 They tend to just go with the flow.
00:07:32.000 Just hard to do that.
00:07:34.000 I think he's European.
00:07:35.000 I was actually swimming the other day.
00:07:37.000 And I was like, What can I do?
00:07:41.000 What can I do that's meaningful?
00:07:46.000 I'll wear Nike to say thank you.
00:07:49.000 Thank you for leading the resistance.
00:07:51.000 We need more corporate America to stand up also.
00:07:58.000 These are not dark times.
00:07:59.000 These are awakening times.
00:08:01.000 And we all have to wake up.
00:08:02.000 Silly cow. 1.00
00:08:03.000 You can take them to slavery.
00:08:06.000 Get her out of here. 1.00
00:08:07.000 Thank you, Colin.
00:08:08.000 But that was a very relevant point there where she said Nike is leading the resistance.
00:08:12.000 I'm crossing that off my list.
00:08:14.000 Now, I've got a kind of a neutron bomb to drop on you, my friends.
00:08:18.000 You ready for this one?
00:08:20.000 Nike made the right choice.
00:08:23.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:24.000 I obviously don't support Colin Kaepernick.
00:08:26.000 I don't think that the police are racist.
00:08:29.000 I don't think police brutality is an issue.
00:08:31.000 I think about six innocent black men are killed a year by cops.
00:08:35.000 And I believe that those cops are raked over the coals and imprisoned for that.
00:08:39.000 They are not hunting black people.
00:08:41.000 That is a myth.
00:08:42.000 Look it up, as Chenk Uger would say.
00:08:47.000 And Nike, you know, I knew when Colin Kaepernick did this and everyone said, I'm burning my Nike's.
00:08:51.000 And they showed all these videos and they said, oh, Nike's stocks are plummeting.
00:08:56.000 I thought, no, Nike is a big company.
00:08:58.000 They do research.
00:09:00.000 They definitely did a bunch of study groups with the Colin Kaepernick thing and they got thumbs up across the board.
00:09:05.000 Now, I don't like that, but the free market doesn't care about my feelings.
00:09:09.000 And Nike won.
00:09:11.000 Nike was good.
00:09:13.000 So this National Review had the balls to point this out.
00:09:16.000 And they said, they talked about how can they not be suffering?
00:09:20.000 People cut up their socks and burn their shoes.
00:09:22.000 Nike had openly flouted Michael Jordan's famous and probably apocryphal warning that Republicans buy sneakers too.
00:09:28.000 And it lived to tell the tale.
00:09:31.000 Turns out that, no, after that initial jump, sort of dip, Nike is back up, doing fantastic.
00:09:39.000 And the whole idea that NFL has suffered from Kaepernick and politics is also a myth.
00:09:47.000 You see, all sports are down.
00:09:50.000 It turns out that major sports have shunned politics.
00:09:52.000 Sorry, it turns out that major sports that have shunned politics have also faced ratings and attendance declines.
00:09:57.000 College football, perhaps Red America's most beloved sport, experienced ratings declines across multiple networks.
00:10:05.000 Attendance at major league baseball games is at its lowest level in 15 years.
00:10:10.000 Even the Olympics are failing.
00:10:12.000 So we all like to spin things and say, aha, Colin Kaepernick failed because he went against my beliefs.
00:10:18.000 And now no one buys Nike and no one goes to football games.
00:10:22.000 Hey, I love that narrative too.
00:10:24.000 I like lying.
00:10:26.000 I want to promote my own agenda.
00:10:28.000 But the truth is, sorry, people are not that politically active.
00:10:32.000 Nike is kicking ass and taking names.
00:10:35.000 And yes, the NFL is suffering because all sports are suffering.
00:10:39.000 Not everything is what you see in your little tiny bubble, conservatives.
00:10:44.000 It's going to be a good day.
00:10:47.000 Good day, a good day, a good day.
00:10:50.000 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. 1.00
00:10:51.000 Let's do the Bill Burr Morse code.
00:10:57.000 Today in Gav News.
00:10:59.000 I was going to do a fake typewriter.
00:11:01.000 Meanwhile, there's a keyboard right here.
00:11:03.000 No need to lie.
00:11:05.000 I thought I would catch you up on the local, the most recent Gav news.
00:11:09.000 I might just change this show to the literal Gavin McInnes show, where I just report on the news about me.
00:11:16.000 So let's start with some chick from Media Matters for America, who I will bet my bottom socks, yes, that's a term, that they are funded at least tangentially by Soros.
00:11:30.000 So this woman, Christina Lopez, who doesn't get any of the Soros money, the Soros money goes through about 10 things and then into Media Matters. 0.88
00:11:38.000 And this sort of nudge, nudge, wink, wink for the money to arrive is, I want you to pester the crap out of appealing conservatives, those on the right who have a following, and find something they did wrong.
00:11:50.000 So this woman uses that money. 1.00
00:11:52.000 Again, she doesn't get it, uses those commands and has dug through a bunch of things.
00:11:56.000 But go back to her tweet.
00:11:57.000 Go back to her tweet.
00:11:58.000 She says, Gavin McInnis, what did he say?
00:12:01.000 Proud boys founder Gavin McInnes had the nerve.
00:12:04.000 Don't you love that?
00:12:05.000 You have the nerve.
00:12:06.000 How dare you?
00:12:07.000 Had the nerve to say he doesn't instigate violence.
00:12:09.000 Too bad we got receipts.
00:12:10.000 That's a black thing.
00:12:12.000 You need violence.
00:12:13.000 Fighting solves everything.
00:12:14.000 I cannot recommend violence enough.
00:12:15.000 Really effective way to solve problems.
00:12:17.000 Okay, so she's created a montage of showing that I instigate violence.
00:12:23.000 Let's check it out.
00:12:25.000 Here I am on CRTV's Eric Bowlings show.
00:12:28.000 America.
00:12:28.000 You don't instigate violence.
00:12:30.000 And that's why I was kicked off of Twitter because they said you advocate violent extremism.
00:12:34.000 No.
00:12:34.000 What's the matter with hate?
00:12:35.000 Wait, stop, stop, stop.
00:12:37.000 That is insane.
00:12:38.000 So her proof that I instigate violence starts out with me saying I don't instigate violence.
00:12:43.000 Oh, I guess that's her example of the contradiction.
00:12:45.000 Right.
00:12:45.000 So that's the setup.
00:12:46.000 And now we see all the pro-violence stuff coming up.
00:12:49.000 All right.
00:12:50.000 Liars and thieves and scoundrels.
00:12:52.000 And what's the matter with violence?
00:12:53.000 You need violence.
00:12:54.000 You need violence to fight rapists and murderers and pedophiles.
00:12:57.000 And what's the matter with fighting?
00:12:59.000 Fighting solves everything.
00:13:00.000 All of us got together.
00:13:01.000 We went through the front door, but then they only let me in.
00:13:06.000 So the guys who escorted me there were left to fight.
00:13:09.000 And luckily, they're great fighters.
00:13:11.000 So they fought back, and two of them ended up in the middle.
00:13:14.000 Pause, pause.
00:13:15.000 This dumb cow doesn't understand the difference between instigating violence and defending yourself. 1.00
00:13:22.000 See, the real reason I got in trouble here is because I enjoy defending myself.
00:13:26.000 I'm supposed to hate it.
00:13:27.000 I'm supposed to be going, please stop, please stop.
00:13:31.000 Auntie fucking love it. 1.00
00:13:32.000 Punch a Nazi.
00:13:33.000 Yeah.
00:13:34.000 How many Twitter feeds have Punch a Nazi as their bio thing?
00:13:39.000 By the way, one of the guys arrested that night for violence was our own Ryan Katsu Rivera.
00:13:44.000 That's right.
00:13:44.000 And I was surrounded by the tallest guy I think I've ever seen who waved over more guys because that wasn't enough.
00:13:51.000 So it was you and about 10 guys against maybe 100?
00:13:54.000 Well, I was on the Antifa side.
00:13:56.000 I dressed like them and went to the other side.
00:13:58.000 Then I started waving.
00:13:59.000 I was like, hey guys, a huru.
00:14:01.000 And they're like, yeah, I think there's one crowd boy here.
00:14:04.000 Then you gave yourself away.
00:14:06.000 And it was just getting boring over there.
00:14:10.000 And how'd they catch you?
00:14:11.000 They punched someone in the face?
00:14:12.000 Well, yeah, the cop saw, the only thing the cop saw was me punching.
00:14:16.000 But my head attempted to be smashed against a brick wall.
00:14:20.000 I got punched from the back of the head.
00:14:24.000 Punched in the back of the head.
00:14:25.000 Punched from the back of the head implies you have a tiny little fist that comes out of the back of your head.
00:14:29.000 Somebody else had that fist head thing. 0.99
00:14:31.000 But yeah, so they did that, and then I turned around and then punched my way out of there.
00:14:36.000 First, I punched the guy on my way just to get him.
00:14:39.000 Just to get him out of here.
00:14:40.000 And then I turned around and punched the tallest dude ever like this.
00:14:43.000 I really had to punch up.
00:14:46.000 And that's the key.
00:14:47.000 They always say with comedy, you can't punch down.
00:14:49.000 Ryan punched up and he went to jail.
00:14:51.000 Those charges never went anywhere, right?
00:14:53.000 I did two bouts of eight-hour community service.
00:14:56.000 Picking up the community service, picking up garbage?
00:14:58.000 Yeah, the first time I missed it, I had to reschedule it.
00:15:00.000 And it was planting plants in Battery Park, and I missed that one to go pick up garbage.
00:15:05.000 That's my bad.
00:15:06.000 So this woman at Media Matters thinks that you should have just allowed your head to be bashed against the wall. 1.00
00:15:12.000 Like, she doesn't understand.
00:15:14.000 Fighting solves everything is a common saying at all boxing gyms.
00:15:18.000 It's on big banners there.
00:15:19.000 It's on t-shirts.
00:15:21.000 It's a colloquialism all boxers use. 0.93
00:15:23.000 It doesn't mean go and just beat the crap out of people.
00:15:27.000 Don't you, how can you not understand that?
00:15:28.000 Here's the deal with guns, right?
00:15:31.000 Guns are already out there.
00:15:32.000 That's inevitable.
00:15:33.000 That's gone.
00:15:34.000 That ship has sailed.
00:15:35.000 Sorry, folks.
00:15:36.000 Now, the gun people, me and the second A and Dana Lash, the NRA, we all say, all right, now that the guns are out there, how about some good guys have guns?
00:15:44.000 So I'm saying, now that the violence is already out there, and I'm going to NYU and I'm getting the crap kicked out of me, and people are preying on children, and people are getting beaten up, and Antifa are strangling guys who go to a Cernovich event and giving them a heart attack, we should be able to fight back.
00:16:00.000 That's violent to the left.
00:16:03.000 I don't get it.
00:16:05.000 Oh, I'm hitting a heavy bag.
00:16:06.000 All we've ever said is It looked a lot like it.
00:16:10.000 No, that was me on a different episode of this show.
00:16:13.000 Hitting a speed bag.
00:16:14.000 What the hell is the matter with a speed bag?
00:16:16.000 That's violent.
00:16:18.000 So boxing gyms should be abolished.
00:16:19.000 But if someone starts a fight with you, finish it.
00:16:22.000 Like our dads told us.
00:16:23.000 This is normal American stuff.
00:16:25.000 Overall, it was a really fun night, and I cannot recommend violence enough.
00:16:29.000 It is a really effective way to solve problems.
00:16:31.000 To solve problems.
00:16:33.000 I don't instigate.
00:16:35.000 Doesn't she understand?
00:16:36.000 Did that just loop around back again?
00:16:37.000 Yeah.
00:16:39.000 Yeah, to solve the problem of you getting the crap beaten out of you.
00:16:42.000 Again, women are so bad at this. 1.00
00:16:45.000 Women in the workforce, in this example, are bad at their jobs and they don't understand basic logic. 1.00
00:16:52.000 Why do they all get into research and stuff?
00:16:54.000 Hey, Celia Lopez, you don't understand logic.
00:16:58.000 This is the way logic works.
00:16:59.000 You say, Gavin McKinnis says he doesn't instigate violence.
00:17:02.000 Now you have to show examples of me instigating violence.
00:17:07.000 Not saying that fighting solves everything.
00:17:09.000 That's not instigating.
00:17:10.000 That's defending, you silly cow. 1.00
00:17:16.000 It's just, it's, you know what it's like?
00:17:17.000 You want to debate these people and you want it to be a fair fight, like Christopher Hitchens versus Salman Rushdie or something, or Sam Harris versus Dinesh D'Souza.
00:17:26.000 But with these reprobates, it's just like, it's a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.
00:17:31.000 It's not fun.
00:17:33.000 I mean, you don't even understand the basic language.
00:17:35.000 You do not have the language at your disposal, my dear.
00:17:39.000 Similarly, Judd Apatow is mad.
00:17:43.000 I'm the worst of human beings.
00:17:45.000 I think it is videos like this of Tucker Carlson bragging about sleeping with tons of women, which makes it hard to live in hope.
00:17:56.000 Tucker Carlson is married to a woman I met, I think, in college.
00:18:00.000 Yes, he had some single times where he had a lot of sex.
00:18:03.000 Sorry.
00:18:04.000 So did our boy Vince Neal.
00:18:06.000 Is that a sin?
00:18:07.000 Is it a sin to sew your wallets?
00:18:09.000 It's what I mean about these people being the new Puritans. 0.99
00:18:12.000 They're the new Victorians.
00:18:13.000 He didn't say he went on a raping spree.
00:18:15.000 He had consensual sex with many women.
00:18:18.000 As did I. Now, I waited way too late.
00:18:21.000 I wish I married my wife the night I met her and I could add kids right out of the gate.
00:18:25.000 Maybe I'd have five instead of three.
00:18:27.000 But Tucker started early.
00:18:29.000 Monogamous relationship.
00:18:30.000 Adores his wife.
00:18:32.000 Five beautiful children.
00:18:33.000 Loving relationships.
00:18:35.000 He spends most of his free time with his kids.
00:18:37.000 Him and his wife are attached at the hip.
00:18:40.000 And Judd Appetal's takeaway is, yeah, but before he married her, he got way too laid.
00:18:45.000 And that is the worst.
00:18:46.000 The worst of all of us.
00:18:50.000 His movies are titled 40-year-old Version, Knocked Up, and then Super Bad Just About Getting Laid.
00:18:56.000 Yeah.
00:18:58.000 And what did he do the second he got any fame?
00:19:00.000 Married a woman way out of his league.
00:19:02.000 He's not exactly with some short fatty he met when he was a loser.
00:19:07.000 So let's see the horrible clip on today's episode of Today and Gav.
00:19:13.000 How many women have you had sex with in your life? 1.00
00:19:15.000 A lot.
00:19:17.000 100.
00:19:17.000 Because you went.
00:19:18.000 What?
00:19:19.000 It was a short window, but I packed it full.
00:19:23.000 By the way, just pause here.
00:19:24.000 I did.
00:19:24.000 Was it DC?
00:19:25.000 It was more like.
00:19:26.000 This is also two men giggling.
00:19:28.000 So it's clearly humorous here.
00:19:30.000 The left is woefully ignorant of comedy, and that's ironic when it's coming from a comedian whose entire life is based on jokes.
00:19:37.000 And we learned this when they were confronted with all their pedophilia jokes, where they went, Oh, I guess context matters.
00:19:43.000 I guess it matters if you're kidding, because if you take everything literally, then I'm in trouble for my pedophilia.
00:19:48.000 These are two guys riffing about their single days.
00:19:51.000 Two married men in loving relationships with lots of kids, laughing about their single days.
00:19:57.000 Not raping chicks, having tons of sex, consensual sex.
00:20:01.000 I was in bands when I was 18, and then I started vice.
00:20:04.000 I always did very well for myself in my single days.
00:20:09.000 And Chucker Carlson, he had a rough childhood, but he was a boarding school kid.
00:20:13.000 He was a rich kid.
00:20:13.000 He was appealing to women.
00:20:14.000 He was a handsome, young, educated, wealthy man.
00:20:17.000 Sorry if women want that. 1.00
00:20:19.000 Sorry if they want you to grab them by the pussy occasionally. 1.00
00:20:23.000 Go ahead.
00:20:24.000 Yeah, it really was.
00:20:25.000 It was like a neutron bomb.
00:20:27.000 Okay, so I killed the joke there, but I said to him, did you carpet bomb the city with your dick?
00:20:33.000 And he said, blanket it.
00:20:35.000 It was more like a neutron bomb.
00:20:37.000 That's called kidding.
00:20:39.000 That's called being hyperbolic about your single life.
00:20:42.000 But you can't have that.
00:20:43.000 And then Tom Arnold weighed in on Judd Apatow's astute observation to point out that I'm racist too.
00:20:50.000 Speaking of worse people, how about Mr. White Power Proud Boy poser? 0.54
00:20:54.000 How am I a poser?
00:20:56.000 Isn't that good if you say I'm white power and I'm a poser?
00:20:59.000 I don't want to be a sincere white power guy.
00:21:03.000 And suit and tie, lame ass interviewing him.
00:21:08.000 He needs to use commas.
00:21:10.000 Like everything that he writes is almost illegible.
00:21:13.000 Yeah, and plus, when you pile in too many insults, they end up contradicting each other.
00:21:16.000 It's like when people say, hate has no home here, and then they're so mad they cross out hate.
00:21:22.000 So what it says is, no hate has no home here.
00:21:24.000 In other words, hate has a home here.
00:21:26.000 Just like they do no bullying, and then they scratch out bullying with a big X. No, no bullying, so bullying.
00:21:33.000 Calm down.
00:21:34.000 Just say Gavin Poser or Gavin White Power or lame ass suit and tie.
00:21:40.000 Something like that.
00:21:41.000 You can't have it all, Tom.
00:21:43.000 Tom, by the way, has a show on my old alma mater, Vice, and it's called Give Me the Tapes.
00:21:51.000 And so I think it's based on a couple of assumptions.
00:21:54.000 One is that there's a tape of Trump being urinated on by prostitutes.
00:21:58.000 This happened to me once, by the way.
00:21:59.000 Tail Kim was this guy.
00:22:01.000 He was a fan, and fan hath no fury like a fan scorned.
00:22:06.000 And he decided that I was passed out at a party, and a black guy put his dink in my mouth.
00:22:14.000 Now, what he's talking about is a picture Ryan McGinley took of some other guys doing Coke off our black friend Kumlay's penis.
00:22:22.000 It's a famous picture.
00:22:23.000 Ryan McGinley was a photographer.
00:22:24.000 He photographed a lot of parties.
00:22:26.000 And that sort of through the grapevine became me getting a penis in my mouth when I was passed out. 0.73
00:22:31.000 So he was going to use that as evidence that I'm gay or whatever, like I care.
00:22:36.000 And he tried to blackmail me.
00:22:37.000 He wanted money for it.
00:22:39.000 But guess what?
00:22:39.000 First of all, if you did have that picture, I'd go, oh, geez, we had some crazy times back then.
00:22:45.000 Or if you had evidence I dated a black man for 10 years, I'd go, yeah, I guess I was gay for a while.
00:22:49.000 I don't care.
00:22:50.000 It's like being an albino.
00:22:51.000 Oh, oh, you got me.
00:22:54.000 But the amazing thing about his blackmailing was he didn't have the picture.
00:22:59.000 He did not own the photograph that he was going to blackmail me.
00:23:02.000 So he asked me for money, and then I put it up on Twitter or something.
00:23:05.000 He said, hey guys, I'm being black man.
00:23:06.000 What do you think I should do?
00:23:09.000 And then later he started soliciting publicly, like on Facebookers and Twitter and stuff.
00:23:13.000 Does anyone have this photo?
00:23:14.000 Because I need it for my imminent blackmailing that I already started.
00:23:18.000 Anyway, so Tom is doing the same thing.
00:23:20.000 He's like, get me the tapes.
00:23:21.000 And he's built a show on these tapes without having the tapes.
00:23:25.000 Now, he also thinks the guy who did The Apprentice, the producer, has tapes.
00:23:31.000 And he probably does.
00:23:32.000 He probably has tapes like the way we all talk in private.
00:23:36.000 Probably he has Trump saying a pussy joke.
00:23:38.000 He probably maybe made a off-color joke.
00:23:42.000 I don't think he'd say a racist joke, but he probably has some off-color statements and some things you could really isolate.
00:23:47.000 And the guy is probably friends with Trump and has no intention of releasing all these private conversations backstage where he's like, look at that woman's ass. 0.85
00:23:56.000 Perfect alert.
00:23:57.000 You know, that's probably the kind of thing.
00:23:58.000 It looks like two bowling balls that are best friends hanging out with each other.
00:24:01.000 No, but it is an amazing ass.
00:24:03.000 I bet it's stuff like that.
00:24:05.000 And Tom Arnold wants to use those tapes.
00:24:07.000 So he keeps harassing this guy who probably has the tapes.
00:24:12.000 And the guy, what's his name again?
00:24:14.000 Mark Burnett.
00:24:16.000 Burnett.
00:24:17.000 Mark Burnett, I guess, is the producer of The Apprentice.
00:24:19.000 He's the guy who holds these tapes of Trump probably making rude jokes.
00:24:24.000 Allegedly.
00:24:25.000 Again, no evidence here.
00:24:26.000 I'm just guessing.
00:24:27.000 And Tom has built his entire new career on this guess.
00:24:31.000 And the guy just snapped and started strangling Tom Arnold.
00:24:36.000 So what does it say?
00:24:37.000 Mark Burnett just went ape-ish and choked me at this huge Emmy party and then ran away with his torn pink shirt and missing gold chain.
00:24:43.000 I'm waiting for LAPD.
00:24:45.000 Let's just be clear here.
00:24:46.000 Tom Arnold is calling this guy a wimp for having a pink shirt.
00:24:49.000 And then he's also showing you his liver spot on his hand where I guess he was bruised.
00:24:54.000 Bruises take much longer than that, by the way, to arrive.
00:24:58.000 And can we stop calling the cops for everything, please?
00:25:01.000 My dad tells me about these fights he would have for 20 minutes.
00:25:04.000 And he'd wake up the next day like the elephant man with the head this big.
00:25:08.000 The idea of calling the cops for that was unfathomable.
00:25:11.000 Yet Tom Arnold seemingly harasses a guy for these tapes again and again and again and again until the guy just starts strangling him.
00:25:20.000 That's next level annoying.
00:25:22.000 But hey, Tom Arnold based his whole career on these fictitious tapes or these tapes he's never going to get.
00:25:29.000 So he's got to harass.
00:25:31.000 I bet he, this is just conjecture, but I bet he started asking like Mark Burnett's mom and all his employees and just, he just kept pushing it and pushing it and pushing it.
00:25:41.000 You know, this guy didn't randomly attack Tom Arnold for no reason.
00:25:46.000 You know, when I was a kid, we would get cut and not stitch it up.
00:25:51.000 We would get in fist fights, get bloody noses.
00:25:54.000 I think I got my nose broken.
00:25:56.000 I didn't even tell, calling the cops is the last thing on my mind, but I didn't tell my parents Until I came over for dinner.
00:26:01.000 Like, I'd already moved out, but I came over for dinner and they saw all the bandages on my nose.
00:26:05.000 And they went, What's going on there?
00:26:07.000 And then I told them the story.
00:26:08.000 I didn't tweet it out because we didn't have Twitter.
00:26:12.000 You don't even remember what happened.
00:26:13.000 You just, you recall, you go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:26:16.000 Yeah.
00:26:17.000 I was in a physical authentication that I had forgotten since who cares.
00:26:22.000 All the time, you'd get up and you go, ow, ow, what's, oh, yeah, that's from that fight.
00:26:27.000 I must have bruised my rib.
00:26:28.000 You don't go, police, I need a CAT scan of my ribs.
00:26:32.000 I think I may have broken something.
00:26:34.000 I want to sue.
00:26:35.000 Oh, I'm tweeting this.
00:26:37.000 You know what Tom Arnold's show is?
00:26:38.000 It's one big giant Al Capone's tomb.
00:26:41.000 Yeah.
00:26:42.000 He just keeps talking and talking and talking about the crazy tapes we're going to get.
00:26:47.000 Show me the tapes.
00:26:48.000 It's not even like it's more than one episode.
00:26:51.000 It's a series.
00:26:52.000 I believe it's a series about these tapes that he doesn't have.
00:26:57.000 That's a great idea.
00:26:58.000 And then at the end, he's probably going to go, the wimp Trump won't even show me the tapes.
00:27:02.000 Anyway, thanks for tuning in to season one.
00:27:05.000 Season two is called Smoking Gun, where I find the gun that Trump used to kill all those black people.
00:27:12.000 Show me the gun.
00:27:14.000 Show me the money.
00:27:15.000 All right.
00:27:16.000 Also in today's Gav News, we have a fair piece from Australia.
00:27:22.000 I'm stunned.
00:27:24.000 I don't understand what's going on here.
00:27:26.000 Let's roll that.
00:27:27.000 Fair news piece.
00:27:28.000 Well, now for the man who's certainly not afraid to ruffle feathers.
00:27:32.000 In fact, he's made a career of it.
00:27:34.000 Just wherever he's speaking.
00:27:36.000 That is my type in a nutshell.
00:27:38.000 You like that?
00:27:39.000 That is my bread and butter.
00:27:41.000 Perfect weight.
00:27:42.000 Maybe I'd like bigger boobs. 0.99
00:27:44.000 Yeah, that looks a little goofy.
00:27:45.000 Nose could be a little cuter, a little less sharp, a little less bird-like, but that's my business right there.
00:27:50.000 Yeah, that appeals to my Ricky Lake fetish.
00:27:53.000 Well, you're too young to appreciate that.
00:27:56.000 Are you sure you could handle that?
00:27:57.000 I'm starting to, but there's things I would change way more than you would.
00:28:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:01.000 No, even changing things shows that you're not ready.
00:28:03.000 You'll get there.
00:28:04.000 Call me when you're there.
00:28:06.000 If we're not still working together, we won't be.
00:28:09.000 Jesus.
00:28:10.000 Speaks publicly about religion, immigration, and feminism.
00:28:14.000 There are protests, even brawls.
00:28:16.000 Well, Gavin McInnes has announced he's coming to Adelaide, and he told Rodney Loes we should expect things to get ugly.
00:28:23.000 You're getting it's right!
00:28:25.000 You're getting it straight!
00:28:26.000 What's the matter with insulting people?
00:28:28.000 It's fun.
00:28:29.000 It's funny.
00:28:30.000 It's what men do.
00:28:32.000 Before we had Sheilas infiltrate the West Australian hubs, and everywhere else men were just trying to get a moment of peace, that's all we did. 0.97
00:28:43.000 Yes, these nuts will be there screaming, RISISIS DOG, or whatever they come up with, and everyone will laugh.
00:28:51.000 Look out.
00:28:52.000 Here comes another one.
00:28:54.000 Look at that.
00:28:54.000 These nut bars that are getting everyone fired and shutting down businesses and basically terrorizing the entire Western world.
00:29:03.000 They're a minority.
00:29:04.000 They are maybe one out of 10.
00:29:06.000 They are 10% of the political spectrum.
00:29:08.000 Yet they dominate a good 90% of the discourse.
00:29:12.000 They are the right-wing rock stars, preaching a new right-wing ideology.
00:29:16.000 Believe it or not, they're so popular, they're selling tickets and people are buying them.
00:29:25.000 First was Milo Ioiannopoulos.
00:29:27.000 The reality is, I think most people agree with most of what I say.
00:29:31.000 Then Lauren Southern.
00:29:33.000 Today we are going to be finding out if the Australian public would like to execute known fascist Lauren Southern.
00:29:40.000 Maybe not kill her, but string her up by a family. 0.91
00:29:42.000 Just pause for a second.
00:29:44.000 Have you ever seen a fairer story?
00:29:46.000 Like, it's so shocking when you see the media not take things out of context and show that the left is violent and then cut to Lauren talking to someone who says, look, people exaggerate where we're coming from.
00:29:59.000 We don't want to kill her.
00:30:00.000 We just want to string her up. 1.00
00:30:01.000 Maybe drag her behind a horse until her skin comes off. 1.00
00:30:04.000 And if she dies from that, that's unfortunate.
00:30:08.000 Finally, we see what's really going on here.
00:30:12.000 And I'm going to get to why in a second.
00:30:14.000 Brexit architect Nigel Farage, who received this welcome in Melbourne.
00:30:18.000 We love you, guys!
00:30:20.000 We love you, guys!
00:30:21.000 Why do you care about ideas?
00:30:22.000 Which is good.
00:30:23.000 It's my new record.
00:30:24.000 Former South Aussie Damian Costas is the publisher of Penthouse magazine and the man responsible for bringing some of these speakers to Australia.
00:30:33.000 I'm not interested in changing the way people think.
00:30:35.000 What I'm doing is giving them permission to think.
00:30:38.000 The next is the co-founder of Vice and comedian Gavin McInnes.
00:30:44.000 We're watching a show about me.
00:30:46.000 I wasn't asking you to pause.
00:30:47.000 It's weird watching me on Me Show with me there.
00:30:51.000 We've reached new levels of megalomania.
00:30:54.000 In November.
00:30:55.000 I'm looking forward to Gavin.
00:30:56.000 I think he's going to create a bit of a stir.
00:30:58.000 I wonder why.
00:31:00.000 And look, ladies, I know it's hard to see children separated.
00:31:03.000 I know it's hard to turn a boat around.
00:31:06.000 I know you want to help them, but there's 7 billion people on this planet.
00:31:12.000 About 2 billion of them would love to go to Australia.
00:31:16.000 You don't have the room.
00:31:17.000 You don't have the infrastructure.
00:31:19.000 Sydney's already been completely overrun with Islamic immigrants.
00:31:23.000 That's immigration. 0.53
00:31:25.000 There's no subject out of bounds, and some people aren't going to like what he says.
00:31:30.000 For example, about racism and religion.
00:31:32.000 I'm always denying that racism exists because you don't really see it of any kind of consequence.
00:31:37.000 They talk about the KKK.
00:31:38.000 It's like 10 guys.
00:31:40.000 There's basically as many albino skateboarders as there are bona fide racists.
00:31:44.000 Although I do see a lot of racism towards white people.
00:31:46.000 And as far as religious persecution goes, we get the red carpet laid out for Islam, but Christianity just keeps getting crapped on. 0.99
00:31:54.000 Then feminism. 1.00
00:31:55.000 As far as modern woman goes, what rights are you talking about? 1.00
00:32:00.000 Here, I'm going to give women equal rights to men.
00:32:02.000 You ready?
00:32:03.000 All right, you get the magic.
00:32:04.000 Gavin says most of what he says is common sense.
00:32:08.000 Common sense.
00:32:09.000 It is.
00:32:10.000 But so why was that story fair?
00:32:13.000 Is the guy who did it a Nazi who wants to help normalize white supremacy?
00:32:18.000 No.
00:32:19.000 The guy who did that is named Rodney Loes, L-O-H-S-E.
00:32:24.000 Now, Rodney Loes has had the book thrown at him for a false allegation.
00:32:29.000 And nothing red pills.
00:32:31.000 Someone, they always say a conservative is a liberal who was mugged.
00:32:34.000 A red pillar is a liberal who was persecuted, who was part of a witch hunt.
00:32:41.000 Now that's the guy who did the piece.
00:32:43.000 Here's the story.
00:32:44.000 I did some research.
00:32:46.000 So he's looking at a picture, and they're joking about this woman they work with, woman in the workforce.
00:32:52.000 And they go, yeah, see that picture of it?
00:32:55.000 That's not the picture, by the way, but that's the woman. 1.00
00:32:58.000 See the picture of her there?
00:32:59.000 And she's got like short hair and she's wearing Birkenstocks and something. 1.00
00:33:02.000 And that's her five years ago.
00:33:05.000 I didn't even know that she, and then her friend, who likes her, goes, and she wasn't even a lesbian, you know?
00:33:13.000 And then Rodney Loe says, oh, I thought she was.
00:33:16.000 Now, this woman, I guess, that first picture is misleading.
00:33:18.000 I guess she dressed very tomboyish.
00:33:20.000 So the tomboy's friend says, here's a picture of her, and she's not even a lesbian. 1.00
00:33:25.000 That might have been the picture.
00:33:26.000 I don't know.
00:33:27.000 And then Rodney Loece goes, oh, I thought she was.
00:33:30.000 Not in a negative way at all, just like I was under the impression she's gay.
00:33:34.000 So she takes that quote and runs with it and says that he was talking about my sexuality and he would call me a lesbian in front of other people.
00:33:43.000 He never even used the word lesbian.
00:33:45.000 And it was all over the Australian media.
00:33:47.000 He almost lost his job.
00:33:49.000 You don't see his face in that interview.
00:33:51.000 He can't show his face.
00:33:53.000 I don't know where it's at now, but I know for a while there he was persona non-gratt.
00:33:57.000 I don't know if he's still in the Louis C.K. phase of his career, but that is why he said maybe the left ain't all they're cracked up to be.
00:34:05.000 So with all due respect to Rodney Lowe, it's kind of sad that someone has to be abused by the left before they're open to the prospect that the left are out of their minds and are not logical and are actually pretty darn evil.
00:34:17.000 I wish people would just come to the table going, I'm going to not take the word anti-fascist for granted and consider the possibility that you're full of crap.
00:34:26.000 *Music*
00:34:31.000 There's two types of cops in the world. 0.72
00:34:33.000 There's American cops who suck, and then there's all the other cops who are sweeties.
00:34:39.000 Oh my God.
00:34:40.000 The more East you go, the sweeter they are.
00:34:42.000 They're always handing them bonbons or kissing them, helping them across the road.
00:34:47.000 And our cops are just like, hey, there's a Negro. 0.99
00:34:51.000 I killed a little girl going to school.
00:34:53.000 They should have sent her to what school?
00:34:55.000 I wouldn't have shot her in the head.
00:34:57.000 That's what it's like.
00:34:59.000 We have reached full propaganda mode with these things.
00:35:02.000 And the thing that scares me is not conservative millennials, but most liberal millennials get their information from these pathetic Facebook memes.
00:35:10.000 And this one is one of the more egregious ones I've ever seen in my life.
00:35:13.000 Let's look at police in Mexico.
00:35:16.000 This is an anecdotal evidence tornado.
00:35:19.000 Hey, Jose, let me get that for you.
00:35:22.000 One thing I will give it to Mexican cops, they must be boiling. 1.00
00:35:26.000 Can you imagine wearing a bulletproof vest in 120-degree heat?
00:35:32.000 This is China.
00:35:34.000 All right, just pause.
00:35:35.000 Can I just explain something to you?
00:35:37.000 The last time I was in China, there was a reporter who was beaten to death by police because he wrote an article criticizing the police for being too brutal.
00:35:48.000 He wrote about police brutality and they beat him to death.
00:35:52.000 This is Chinese police.
00:35:54.000 This is Chinese police.
00:35:56.000 And this is Mexican police.
00:35:58.000 This is also Mexican police.
00:36:00.000 Now, Mexico is a complete, total and utter war zone.
00:36:04.000 So I kind of sympathize with the Mexican police being so brutal. 1.00
00:36:06.000 I don't sympathize with the Chinese police.
00:36:09.000 They're part of a totalitarian society.
00:36:12.000 And they are drunk with power.
00:36:14.000 I have no respect for the police in China.
00:36:17.000 But this depiction is absolutely ridiculous.
00:36:21.000 Anyway, continue.
00:36:24.000 By the way, the value of human life in China, I've seen videos like this where they just show a dead guy on the road and people just stepping over his body.
00:36:30.000 Oh, whoops.
00:36:32.000 Police in Thailand.
00:36:36.000 Hey, man, calm down.
00:36:41.000 He talked him down.
00:36:42.000 He started talking to the attacker and convinced him to give him.
00:36:46.000 There we go.
00:36:48.000 And then he hugs him and stabs him in the back.
00:36:52.000 Congratulations.
00:36:53.000 Let's see how well that would work out for cops.
00:36:56.000 Okay, just pause, pause, pause.
00:36:58.000 Let's see how well talking to guys with knives.
00:37:00.000 Didn't we just have a guy in Times Square who was running at a cop with an axe?
00:37:04.000 He should have gone like this.
00:37:05.000 Hey man, I know you're about to sink that axe into my forehead, but wouldn't you prefer a hug instead?
00:37:10.000 I know you're a psychotic Muslim who wants to kill me, or you're a gang member who's been brainwashed by BLM into thinking that cops are going to kill him because of propaganda like this, and goes and shoots that Hispanic cop and that, what was his name, Andrew Ramos and Andrew Chen, whatever, there they are. 0.94
00:37:30.000 Those two cops were killed because of propaganda like this.
00:37:33.000 So you can talk and hug all the guys with knives you want.
00:37:36.000 It's literally not in their training.
00:37:38.000 You're not supposed to let people with knives threaten you and give them a hug.
00:37:42.000 You will die.
00:37:43.000 And all of these videos are totally taken out of context.
00:37:46.000 I remember the one with the beach.
00:37:48.000 That was someone who refused to comply, was fighting back against the cops, and they got punched in the face.
00:37:54.000 Punching someone in the face, by the way, when they're acting like a lunatic, is a very effective tool.
00:37:58.000 It reboots the hard drive.
00:38:00.000 So if someone's delirious, going, like a deranged horse, pop them in the nose and they'll go, it's just like turning on and off their light switch.
00:38:11.000 And it's part of police procedure, by the way, all over the world.
00:38:16.000 Like you're just beating up a random black dude.
00:38:23.000 They've done a montage of police brutality without giving us the context.
00:38:27.000 Like, remember Rodney King?
00:38:29.000 Yeah, why'd the cops beat him up?
00:38:30.000 I don't know.
00:38:31.000 Because they tased him.
00:38:32.000 He laughed.
00:38:33.000 Because he led them through a serious chase through the suburbs at 80 miles an hour that could have killed countless kids.
00:38:40.000 And then when they finally captured him, all the guys with him immediately complied.
00:38:43.000 He stood up and started laughing.
00:38:45.000 That's why they beat his head in.
00:38:46.000 He's lucky he wasn't shot dead.
00:38:49.000 But what was this guy doing before he was knocked down?
00:38:52.000 No, I'm not telling you.
00:38:53.000 Go ahead.
00:38:57.000 What's this story here?
00:38:58.000 What was this person doing?
00:39:00.000 What was that person doing?
00:39:05.000 We're not told any of these scenarios.
00:39:08.000 Was she threatening to kill someone? 0.98
00:39:10.000 And by the way, I guarantee you, if you would allow me, if you would list these and I could look them up, I guarantee you that when I found someone that generally was egregious and it was some lady who was lost and had Alzheimer's and some cop kicked her in the head, do you know how raked over the coals you would be?
00:39:27.000 Do you know how fast you would lose your pension?
00:39:29.000 Do you know how quickly you'd get penalized?
00:39:32.000 We're at a point now where half the time cops see someone acting like a lunatic and just go, not worth it.
00:39:37.000 Not worth it.
00:39:38.000 I was just at a bar with a cop and some lunatic brought a baseball bat out and started swinging around saying he's going to kill people.
00:39:44.000 He just stood back and said, he was off duty.
00:39:46.000 But he said, let's wait and see if this gets serious because I don't really want to get involved.
00:39:52.000 That's what we've done to cops with propaganda like this.
00:39:55.000 Police in the U.S., they punch people.
00:39:58.000 Yeah, they should.
00:40:00.000 And by the way, what's the matter with the good getting roughed up?
00:40:04.000 We used to do that in high school to someone with a bad attitude.
00:40:07.000 They keep bugging you and bugging you and bop them in the nose.
00:40:11.000 What did this guy do, by the way?
00:40:13.000 Is that a pedophile?
00:40:14.000 Is that someone who was kidnapping kids?
00:40:16.000 That's the end of it, right?
00:40:18.000 This is exactly the definition of propaganda.
00:40:22.000 You use anecdotal evidence to make a grander point.
00:40:25.000 The truth is that our cops are the kindest in the world.
00:40:29.000 They are the fairest in the world because the West is the best.
00:40:32.000 And guess what Eastern cops are?
00:40:34.000 the worst I'd like to end the show with a brief look at the state of men today.
00:40:45.000 We're living in an era where feminists have declared war on masculinity. 1.00
00:40:50.000 Let's see what it's doing to our guys.
00:40:51.000 Let's see what it's doing to a guy named Dominic Schmidt, who appears to be currently wedging himself with his mother's exercise.
00:41:02.000 Wedgie, wedgie, mommy, wedgie, wedgie.
00:41:09.000 Oh, I'm such a fing nerd.
00:41:16.000 Wachee! 1.00
00:41:19.000 Oh! 0.60
00:41:23.000 All right, that's enough.
00:41:24.000 That's enough.
00:41:24.000 Please stop.
00:41:27.000 Thanks, feminism. 1.00