Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Ep 199 | What Are You Afraid Of Gov | Get Off My Lawn

00:00:16.000 Wow, live from New York.

00:00:21.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:26.000 What?

00:00:28.000 Oh, God, you didn't get it.

00:00:31.000 There were times when we were getting.

00:00:36.000 I had to stop that early because it's reality show music from a very intense scene that I will end the show with in order to keep your eyeballs on as at all times.

00:00:50.000 I forgot to get the post today.

00:00:54.000 It's Thursday.

00:00:55.000 Let's get ready to rock.

00:00:56.000 Let's dive right into it.

00:00:57.000 We've got a fun show.

00:00:58.000 You know those, what would you do?

00:01:01.000 So phony, those things.

00:01:03.000 I don't trust them at all.

00:01:04.000 I don't trust any reality TV.

00:01:07.000 The thing about reality TV is it tries to dupe you by showing you these sort of typical situations.

00:01:15.000 Situations, very difficult situations.

00:01:18.000 But we've been in very difficult situations a million times.

00:01:22.000 We're adults.

00:01:23.000 So we've seen, I'm going to say, a million people be confronted with something that's slightly unusual to them.

00:01:31.000 All over the world.

00:01:32.000 We've seen them go, what?

00:01:34.000 One thing I've noticed about strangers, when something is weird to them, they don't register it at all.

00:01:39.000 They don't go, what the?

00:01:41.000 That's a giant orange fuzzy thing.

00:01:42.000 Sometimes they'll just walk right by it and not realize it till later.

00:01:45.000 I mean, people are in their zone when they're alone.

00:01:48.000 So when something unusual happens, they sort of have to open up a few parkas, you know, to go, wait, what's going on here?

00:01:57.000 And I'm pretty gregarious.

00:01:59.000 I'm fairly brave when it comes to strangers.

00:02:01.000 But other people just go, even with bums. 0.62

00:02:05.000 Can I get some change?

00:02:08.000 They don't go, no, I'm not giving you change.

00:02:10.000 They're not ready to rock.

00:02:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:02:12.000 But in reality shows and surprise shows, they're always ready to discuss things right away.

00:02:17.000 I ain't buying it, man.

00:02:21.000 So we're going to talk about that.

00:02:23.000 That's going to take up a huge portion of the show.

00:02:25.000 We also have this guy, Jacob, who someone beat up his entire family at a Kavanaugh demo recently.

00:02:35.000 And I want to look at him because it's indicative of a bigger pattern.

00:02:39.000 And then we're going to see what you just saw.

00:02:42.000 How are we doing for time?

00:02:43.000 One thing I want you to know is what I go through here.

00:02:48.000 You know what else we should do?

00:02:50.000 We should do the bathroom thing.

00:02:52.000 I want to show you a trick from my bachelor days on how to clean your bathroom.

00:02:57.000 Cleaning a bathroom takes a mop and you've got to stick it in a doohickey and do the doo-hickey thing. 0.96

00:03:03.000 Now, that's fine.

00:03:04.000 I worked in restaurants and it's great.

00:03:05.000 You have boiling hot water that would kill a man to be touched with.

00:03:09.000 Molten lava.

00:03:10.000 You soap it up.

00:03:11.000 You do the whole floor.

00:03:13.000 You rinse it, rinse it, rinse it.

00:03:13.000 Then you put it in.

00:03:15.000 Then you get clean water.

00:03:16.000 You pour that out.

00:03:17.000 You get clean water.

00:03:18.000 Go over the soapy water.

00:03:19.000 Now you're doing with clean water on the soapy water.

00:03:22.000 And then you clean all that, clean all that.

00:03:24.000 Make sure your mop is spotless.

00:03:25.000 And then you spend the rest of the time mopping up with a dry mop the mess you just made.

00:03:30.000 Spotless floor.

00:03:31.000 That's a big industrial yellow bucket.

00:03:33.000 And I may be getting the order wrong.

00:03:34.000 I haven't done it in about, I'm 48, and that was when I was 17.

00:03:40.000 But to get the bucket and everything like that, and to pour it out with the little sinks that are in your apartment, that's way too hard.

00:03:47.000 In an apartment, there already is a bowl.

00:03:51.000 I know a place where you can get mops for your feet that you already own.

00:03:58.000 So let's get to that.

00:04:02.000 All right.

00:04:03.000 Before we do any of that, though, I would like you to know what I go through here at this job, and that is my co-worker here, I'm tempted to call you a co-host at this point.

00:04:13.000 You should probably wear the MAGA hat on every episode, I think.

00:04:13.000 Really?

00:04:16.000 I could.

00:04:16.000 I could do that.

00:04:17.000 Let me put it on?

00:04:17.000 Yeah, let's put it on.

00:04:20.000 He performs fellatio on a robot about maybe 150 times a day.

00:04:26.000 That's basically that.

00:04:29.000 No, that's not a MAGA hat.

00:04:30.000 That's the country we live in.

00:04:31.000 Usa.

00:04:33.000 Oh, it's not.

00:04:33.000 Yeah, it doesn't have MAGA, but that's the guy.

00:04:35.000 Wear the MAGA hat.

00:04:37.000 He's on the back.

00:04:37.000 Oh, I see.

00:04:38.000 No one can see it on the back.

00:04:39.000 Anyway, this man makes love.

00:04:41.000 Don't wear that hat.

00:04:42.000 USA, I mean, we got it.

00:04:45.000 It's actually really Mexican to wear a hat. 0.99

00:04:47.000 This is a USA.

00:04:48.000 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 Like when you see them wearing hats that say born Irish.

00:04:54.000 And you know, he's like, this is very good quality t-shirt.

00:04:56.000 Yeah, it's like, proud to be Irish.

00:04:59.000 Landscaping guy is proud to be Irish.

00:05:01.000 It's a beautiful flower with four petals.

00:05:04.000 I like the stripes.

00:05:04.000 It's almost like Mexican flag.

00:05:07.000 Yeah, so this guy makes love to a robot probably about every 30 seconds.

00:05:11.000 So I'm trying to do work here.

00:05:12.000 I'm looking up news articles.

00:05:13.000 I'm trying to find things you'll find entertaining.

00:05:15.000 And I hear so embarrassing.

00:05:24.000 And you know, when you work, I'm sure you work at Wendy's or something in the booth and you probably say, ready to take your order, ready to take your order.

00:05:31.000 I'm sure when you're lying in bed at night, you hear, ready to take your order, ready to take your order, the repetition of it all.

00:05:37.000 I knew a guy who had to do urine inspections in the Army, and a lot of these guys will use prosthetic penises to put in fake urine into their sample because they maybe smoked pot or something or tried Coke.

00:05:48.000 They don't want to be booted out of the Army.

00:05:49.000 So his job was to stare right at the penis and make sure it was a real penis that was going pee. 0.85

00:05:59.000 So he'd look at maybe 200 a day.

00:06:01.000 And so inevitably, when you'd go to bed that night, you'd start just seeing penises.

00:06:05.000 So that's worse.

00:06:07.000 I have a counter theory to that.

00:06:08.000 All you have to do is you look at it once.

00:06:08.000 What?

00:06:10.000 That's a penis. 0.87

00:06:11.000 What is he going to switch out real quick?

00:06:13.000 No.

00:06:15.000 You don't have to stare at a penis the whole time.

00:06:16.000 You actually just see it for a glance.

00:06:18.000 But there's like 300 guys doing tests all day.

00:06:20.000 He has to check every single one.

00:06:21.000 Yeah, that would affect you.

00:06:22.000 Whoa.

00:06:23.000 I'm going to change your name to Terrible Theories.

00:06:27.000 That's your ninja name.

00:06:29.000 But when I first heard You say this?

00:06:31.000 But when I first heard you say this, I thought he was just staring at it the whole time while it's peeing the whole time.

00:06:38.000 That's unnecessary.

00:06:39.000 Correct.

00:06:40.000 You just need to see the first drop.

00:06:44.000 Right.

00:06:47.000 So, so yeah, when I go to sleep, I hear in my ears because I've been hearing it all day.

00:06:56.000 And then you know what he does?

00:06:57.000 He goes, you know, a lot of my friends died of opioids, so I'm alive.

00:07:03.000 And now you're like, oh, okay, I'm so happy you're alive.

00:07:06.000 Please keep slurping in my ear all day.

00:07:08.000 Well, not that I'm alive, but that's my little vice.

00:07:10.000 It doesn't hurt.

00:07:12.000 Okay, I don't want you to die.

00:07:13.000 It's like you're basically saying, I swear to God, if you'd let me keep slurping this robot, I'm going to blow my head off.

00:07:20.000 Kinda.

00:07:22.000 Well, the ultimatum gets less tempting every day.

00:07:26.000 More, more tempting.

00:07:28.000 More tempting.

00:07:28.000 All right.

00:07:29.000 I really only have two things I want to say here before we get into my handy-dandy trick with the cleaning the bathroom.

00:07:36.000 One, global warming will ruin beer. 0.99

00:07:39.000 They are so desperate to get us to believe in global warming that they know we love beer.

00:07:45.000 This is them trying to get Republicans, basically.

00:07:47.000 And they go, hey guys, guys, guys, tune in.

00:07:49.000 You'd like Budweiser?

00:07:50.000 It's going to be gone.

00:07:52.000 It's going to be gone if you don't get a solar car.

00:07:56.000 Like, we're going to go, oh, wait a minute.

00:07:57.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:07:59.000 It's like saying to the fonts, if you don't accept global warming, there's going to be no more motorbikes, Alzheiner, and twins to date.

00:08:06.000 Whoa, hey, whoa.

00:08:08.000 Sit on it, global warming.

00:08:11.000 The world, a new study published in Nature Plants highlights that extreme weather conditions such as droughts and heat waves in conjunction with global warming will cause sharp declines in barley crops, the primary component of beer.

00:08:23.000 Watch yourself.

00:08:24.000 Also, tits are vastly in danger.

00:08:28.000 The better the tit, the more it is in danger of global warming.

00:08:32.000 The world is facing many life-threatening impacts of climate change, so people have to spend a bit more to drink beer.

00:08:37.000 May seem trivial by comparison.

00:08:39.000 Yeah, it does.

00:08:41.000 So he's trying to sort of placate the liberals as he does this dumb scam, said co-author Stephen Davis, UCI Associate Professor of Earth System Science in a statement.

00:08:51.000 But there's definitely a cross-cultural appeal to beer, and not having a cool pint at the end of an increasingly common hot day just adds insult to injury.

00:09:01.000 As Jim Carrey said of vaccines when he was wrong, how dumb do they think we are?

00:09:08.000 All right, Jesus, we really are cramped for time here.

00:09:11.000 Second thing I wanted to talk about, actually, you know what, we don't have time for that.

00:09:15.000 We have to jump right into this.

00:09:16.000 We're going to show you a handy tip.

00:09:19.000 If you're a bachelor and you're cheap and lazy and no one's looking, I'm going to show you how to clean your bathroom with built-in socks you already own.

00:09:32.000 Hey guys, I want to show you a bachelor's guide to cleaning your bathroom floor.

00:09:36.000 This is a bathroom floor from a bachelor pad and it reeks.

00:09:42.000 You know, inevitably with a lot of dudes coming over, splashing, you get sort of a layer of pee and splatters on the floor and the whole area starts to smell like ammonia.

00:09:52.000 And so what should you do when that happens?

00:09:54.000 Well, you should get a mop and a broom and I don't know what the hell people use, but I'm going to show you a much easier way to clean your bathroom with nothing but an extra pair of socks and some laundry detergent.

00:10:07.000 So first, step one, you want to just pour some of this in the toilet.

00:10:14.000 Get the laundry detergent in there. 1.00

00:10:16.000 And then you want to sort of bubble it up.

00:10:19.000 Wait, I better put this on in case I...

00:10:22.000 I just thought of some.

00:10:23.000 I'll pour some on the floor, too.

00:10:25.000 Pour just a little bit.

00:10:27.000 Little bit goes a long way.

00:10:28.000 Pour some of that on the floor.

00:10:31.000 And you also want to get everything off the floor.

00:10:35.000 You're going to be cleaning, so get that up. 1.00

00:10:37.000 Get the little poo brush out of the way. 1.00

00:10:41.000 And then with the plunger, just sort of get it sort of soapy.

00:10:45.000 Soap it up a little bit.

00:10:47.000 Now the thing you have to understand about cleaning is you are a huge weight.

00:10:54.000 I'm 180 pounds.

00:10:56.000 That's a lot of pressure.

00:10:58.000 So the way these old ladies get on their knees and everything and keep pushing down and scrubbing down, it's not a good use of kinetic energy. 1.00

00:11:09.000 I stand up here and then you just get in there and you really sort of push and you get your full weight in there.

00:11:16.000 And this is the same as getting on your hands and knees and scrubbing.

00:11:20.000 It's a lot easier.

00:11:20.000 You get in all the nooks and crannies, right?

00:11:23.000 You get around the bowl.

00:11:24.000 Now when everything you see here, everything I'm doing is getting majorly scrubbed.

00:11:30.000 It's getting 180 pounds of pressure.

00:11:32.000 It's a workout too.

00:11:33.000 You can hear me panting.

00:11:36.000 You can work on some dance moves when you're in here.

00:11:39.000 And then you sort of flush this.

00:11:44.000 And this is the same as cleaning out the mop bowl.

00:11:47.000 Get some of that off.

00:11:48.000 Get in there.

00:11:51.000 Right?

00:11:52.000 And then you just rinse.

00:11:53.000 This is just rinsing off your mop, right?

00:11:56.000 Dry that off.

00:11:59.000 This is all fresh water now.

00:12:01.000 I'm rinsing out the water with fresh water.

00:12:04.000 Then I come back here.

00:12:06.000 I do the same thing.

00:12:07.000 Another layer.

00:12:08.000 This is like the most intense washing this thing's ever had.

00:12:11.000 And do you know how complex it is to get a broom?

00:12:14.000 The only time I like using a broom is when I worked in a restaurant and you had the whole...

00:12:24.000 Okay, I found some glass.

00:12:26.000 That's a slight hitch with this problem is broken glass.

00:12:32.000 But yeah, the only time it's okay to use a mop is when it's an industrial mop and you have that big thing and you can go and do that.

00:12:39.000 But in household mopping, it's never a satisfying thing.

00:12:43.000 You got to rinse it out yourself.

00:12:44.000 It's always a pain.

00:12:45.000 Now here, you get out.

00:12:47.000 I kind of feel like I might be bleeding.

00:12:50.000 That's a hole in the plot.

00:12:52.000 All right.

00:12:53.000 So rinse those off. 0.97

00:12:59.000 There's a lot of stray hairs here.

00:13:03.000 Okay, now this is where it gets a little tricky.

00:13:05.000 You want to take off these socks, right?

00:13:09.000 Maybe leave them, I don't know.

00:13:12.000 I'll drain those.

00:13:13.000 Here, hold on a second.

00:13:14.000 Can you hold this?

00:13:17.000 Take these socks off.

00:13:19.000 The floor's right.

00:13:20.000 Don't stand on the floor, dude.

00:13:23.000 I just mopped.

00:13:27.000 Put those there.

00:13:27.000 Those will be good.

00:13:28.000 Now, I leave the bathroom and I put on my drying socks here that are spotless.

00:13:39.000 And now I use these to dry up the mess.

00:13:43.000 We go in there, we get all our suds out, go in the corners there, sweep all that.

00:13:48.000 This is going to be so spotless.

00:13:50.000 And it's going to be as spotless as someone who sat on their hands and knees scrubbing like a lunatic for hours.

00:13:58.000 Now, I know you're hearing bits of glass scraping.

00:14:01.000 I'm not happy about that either.

00:14:04.000 But try to ignore that.

00:14:05.000 One slight Achilles heel.

00:14:07.000 I'm picking up a lot of hairs here.

00:14:11.000 You can't follow me in for this part because I don't want you standing on my freshly mopped floor.

00:14:18.000 Oops, there's a bit I missed.

00:14:20.000 Get in there.

00:14:23.000 So then when you're done that, you take off these socks and you put both, you just wash them, and then you just put both in the laundry and you just mopped your bathroom without doing anything.

00:14:38.000 You're welcome.

00:14:43.000 Handy, huh?

00:14:44.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 I have a question about that, though.

00:14:48.000 Is there a certain type of sock that works better?

00:14:50.000 You know, because those hospital socks, I know they're like, they're grippy.

00:14:53.000 That's the grip is less sponge.

00:14:56.000 You need to slip.

00:14:59.000 You're on top of it, and it's not like bare feet on a wet floor.

00:15:02.000 You're wearing sock feet.

00:15:02.000 The normal Kmart gray sock that's like a sports sock, tube sock, that's ideal.

00:15:07.000 How about for drying?

00:15:08.000 There's no different.

00:15:10.000 No, because I think the Haynes ones are a little fluffier.

00:15:13.000 Yeah, I mean, we're splitting hairs here.

00:15:15.000 I bet wool socks would probably work too.

00:15:17.000 The point is that not only are you covering the floor with some sort of soap, it doesn't really matter.

00:15:21.000 All this like Clorox and nature, just soap.

00:15:23.000 All soap's the same.

00:15:24.000 Could be shampoo.

00:15:25.000 Pour some shampoo in the toilet.

00:15:28.000 Once you get that all over, it's just a matter of spreading it with incredible weight.

00:15:33.000 So it's really, it's almost like you're going all over the floor.

00:15:38.000 It's genius.

00:15:39.000 And don't let a lady see you do it. 1.00

00:15:41.000 But at the end of the day, and you throw those socks in the laundry, at the end of the day, she's seeing the same bathroom that an old Polish lady would scrub. 1.00

00:15:49.000 That's a good point.

00:15:50.000 All right.

00:15:51.000 I want to talk about violence.

00:15:56.000 This is just a random story about a migrant.

00:16:00.000 I love that word.

00:16:01.000 Whatever the hell that means.

00:16:03.000 Actually, it brings up an interesting thing.

00:16:05.000 It's a drunk migrant who got kicked out of a bar. 1.00

00:16:07.000 Is it possible that some of these Muslim refugees are just not used to booze? 1.00

00:16:11.000 Like, you know how crazy you get when you're 14 and you steal some of your parents' vodka?

00:16:15.000 Especially when it's something weird like slow gin or absinthe.

00:16:18.000 The next thing you know, you're putting your head through a wall.

00:16:21.000 And then later you go, all right, I'm not drinking that anymore.

00:16:23.000 Maybe we're seeing a lot of Muslims try out booze for the first time. 1.00

00:16:29.000 I guess they're assimilating.

00:16:30.000 It is Austria.

00:16:31.000 It is booze capital of the world.

00:16:33.000 I think they invented those whole sort of German push-up things with the corset and the frills that every man loves.

00:16:39.000 I forget the name of that dress.

00:16:42.000 No, the Oktoberfest thing.

00:16:44.000 Laterhosen.

00:16:45.000 Oh my God.

00:16:47.000 That's not right?

00:16:48.000 No, dude.

00:16:49.000 The Oktoberfest dress that pushes up the breasts and it's got a corset.

00:16:53.000 Laterhosen literally means leather shorts.

00:16:58.000 It's what Mickey Mouse wears, you dunce.

00:17:01.000 I love how we have Ryan, the uneducated Puerto Rican Japanese telling me about stuff. 1.00

00:17:08.000 Uh, that was the, That's a bit much.

00:17:18.000 Well, Leder Hosen is about as related.

00:17:22.000 When the Germans did bomb Pearl Harbor.

00:17:25.000 Comedy, so unforgiving.

00:17:28.000 You say burn Pearl Harbor, the whole joke is gone.

00:17:30.000 Speaking of bombs, nyuk, nyup.

00:17:32.000 Ramp, ramp.

00:17:35.000 All right, look at this video.

00:17:41.000 This is like your first fight.

00:17:43.000 You remember?

00:17:44.000 Like, we've all done this once when we were wasting.

00:17:46.000 And then we go, I'm never having that combination of drinks again.

00:17:49.000 So look at this.

00:17:50.000 This is why I bring this up.

00:17:51.000 Okay.

00:17:52.000 There's a female cop there. 1.00

00:17:53.000 You see her?

00:17:54.000 She's totally and utterly useless. 1.00

00:17:58.000 So the state brought in this migrant with political correctness, right? 1.00

00:18:03.000 And then the state also hired this female cop with political correctness. 1.00

00:18:06.000 And guess what happens?

00:18:07.000 Vigilantes, the club, just the free market handles it itself, takes him out there and beats the crap out of him.

00:18:15.000 Way worse than it would have been, A, if he was never invited to the country in the first place, but B, if there was a competent police officer that could handle the situation.

00:18:26.000 This is the problem with the government.

00:18:28.000 They can't handle our affairs.

00:18:30.000 And so we end up paying all these taxes to have someone come in here and rough up our club.

00:18:35.000 And we have to be like cavemen to handle the situation because the state is inept.

00:18:41.000 Now, this is the tricky part of all this.

00:18:43.000 I'm not advocating for a police state.

00:18:46.000 I don't like the idea of like 15 cops showing up at every altercation and going, we will handle this.

00:18:51.000 This is Austria.

00:18:52.000 Show us your papers.

00:18:53.000 Banging the windows is Verbolten.

00:18:57.000 But at the other end of the spectrum, we have these incompetent mayors and politicians who have no idea what they're doing.

00:19:04.000 And many of them have an agenda.

00:19:06.000 Like in Berkeley and in Portland, I think they say, let's just let Antifa go nuts, burn the whole place down.

00:19:12.000 And then we go, we need more me.

00:19:14.000 We need more government.

00:19:15.000 We need more police.

00:19:17.000 So it's possible, actually, that Austria is kind of doing that.

00:19:21.000 Like we go, that one female cop couldn't handle that situation. 1.00

00:19:24.000 I know, that's why we need more taxes so we can have 15 female cops there. 1.00

00:19:29.000 15 female cops could have handled that situation. 1.00

00:19:33.000 It's such a racket, isn't it?

00:19:35.000 All right, here's a kind of a funny example.

00:19:37.000 It's a little outdated, but I saw some footage recently of a brawl in Salt Lake City where they go there to say they support Kavanaugh, right?

00:19:50.000 Believe survivors.

00:19:51.000 So that's all the anti-Kavanaugh people.

00:19:53.000 And then someone shows up with a sign.

00:19:55.000 I can't see what the sign says, but it's kind of like, what does it say?

00:19:58.000 We believe credible women.

00:20:00.000 Yeah.

00:20:01.000 And this guy brings his whole family.

00:20:03.000 This guy, Jacob.

00:20:04.000 You'll see him in the sack with a big beard.

00:20:06.000 Look, they stole the sign.

00:20:08.000 It's funny that she's ripping out a sign that says, believe credible woman. 0.67

00:20:11.000 No, don't believe credible woman, Rip. 1.00

00:20:14.000 Yeah, that's Jacob on the far left of the image.

00:20:17.000 He's not on the far left of the political spectrum.

00:20:21.000 But they're all getting attacked, and they're being filmed, which pisses them off.

00:20:24.000 Do you want to hear some of the video?

00:20:25.000 Good job, baby.

00:20:27.000 Now, I guess I'm not really projecting...

00:20:36.000 You decide how much police we should have and how much state interference.

00:20:39.000 Am I saying there should be 50 cops here?

00:20:41.000 I don't know.

00:20:42.000 The NYPD handles it very well.

00:20:43.000 They just keep both sides separate.

00:20:46.000 Did you mention that they were both hospitalized, his mom and dad?

00:20:49.000 Oh, right, right.

00:20:51.000 From this incident.

00:20:52.000 Let's talk to him now, shall we?

00:20:54.000 Enough of this violence.

00:21:01.000 Jacob, are you there, sir?

00:21:03.000 I am.

00:21:04.000 Can you just give us a quick who, went, when, where, why on what we just saw in that video?

00:21:09.000 Monday of this week, there was an anti-Kavanaugh meeting happening over at the federal building over in Salt Lake City, middle of downtown.

00:21:16.000 The different SJW groups are showing up there, and I'm very familiar with them.

00:21:20.000 I've recorded them a few times.

00:21:21.000 So I planned beforehand, get a couple of signs, big ones, eight-foot-tall poles from the Home Depot plug.

00:21:29.000 Put a big sign on there that says the Kavanaugh accusers are not credible.

00:21:34.000 Talk to me about it.

00:21:35.000 Smiley face.

00:21:37.000 110-pound mama on this side, my buddy Dave, who's probably 200 pounds on this side. 0.98

00:21:42.000 My dad, who's 200-plus pounds next to my mom.

00:21:44.000 And you can see in the, I have a 20-minute unedited video of it.

00:21:48.000 You see that immediately, as soon as the signs go live, and I'm just standing there in the middle with a microphone, not proactively engaging with anybody, just saying, hey, if anybody wants to talk, I'm here for you.

00:21:58.000 You see walkie-talkie action going on.

00:22:01.000 You see leadership getting people into place.

00:22:04.000 And in less than 10 minutes, you have the entire circle guided by the SJW leadership of this event.

00:22:12.000 These are all the different socialists which congregate in Salt Lake City.

00:22:14.000 They have now formed a circle around all of us.

00:22:18.000 And the last moment you see people, they've already boxed in my buddy Sean, who's holding the camera.

00:22:23.000 I had told him beforehand, hey, just keep filming no matter what.

00:22:26.000 And as soon as they have people on both sides of him deliberately trying to block it, the attack starts on the side of my friend Dave, where a lady grabs the sign. 0.99

00:22:33.000 Other people immediately jump in.

00:22:35.000 Within a few seconds after that, probably about 20 seconds or so, I hear my mom calling for help saying, she's calling for help.

00:22:44.000 I turn around.

00:22:44.000 I see one attacker already on her.

00:22:46.000 Others coming towards her.

00:22:48.000 And I got the pole from the sign that was ripped off.

00:22:51.000 So I'm trying to get that in between.

00:22:52.000 And they explode at me.

00:22:55.000 You're seeing the footage right now.

00:22:57.000 And as they're exploding at me, you can hear the vitriol, the viciousness in their voice.

00:23:01.000 You could see the satanic spirit in their eyes.

00:23:04.000 And the only thing that kept it from turning into a full-on spill our blood event is me saying, Sean, keep filming, keep filming, Sean.

00:23:14.000 Keep filming, Sean.

00:23:15.000 And they realize, hey, we don't have enough of our faces covered.

00:23:19.000 We can't keep from, you see the middle finger up there in the middle.

00:23:23.000 They know that they would be held accountable.

00:23:25.000 They know they initiated violence against us in an organized manner from the leadership of the different socialist events.

00:23:32.000 You're seeing inside of the video the leaders of the socialist tyranny movement in Salt Lake City and for nothing more than holding up a sign that says the Kavanaugh accusers are not credible.

00:23:44.000 Talk to me about it.

00:23:45.000 I'm open to have my mind changed.

00:23:48.000 That's amazing.

00:23:50.000 The amazing part about this is it's not just spontaneous violence.

00:23:53.000 This is well-coordinated violence that has been organized and I assume rehearsed.

00:23:59.000 You see that.

00:24:00.000 The rehearsed nature of it.

00:24:03.000 You see the heads perk up.

00:24:04.000 You see the eyes perk up.

00:24:05.000 You see walkie-talkie.

00:24:06.000 You see leadership talking to one another.

00:24:08.000 Now, the clip that's circulated from the local news only shows like the whole popping off of violence sort of stuff.

00:24:14.000 But the 20-minute unedited video that I have uploaded, you see throughout coordinating people into place before they initiate the violence against us.

00:24:24.000 That's incredible.

00:24:25.000 Jacob, thanks for coming on the show and giving us yet another example of leftist violence.

00:24:31.000 Thank you, Mr. McInnes.

00:24:37.000 That was a very energetic guest.

00:24:39.000 Could be, I think that's a dry state, right?

00:24:42.000 Dry town, too.

00:24:44.000 Salt Lake City.

00:24:45.000 Are there even bars in Salt Lake City?

00:24:47.000 Excuse my ignorance.

00:24:48.000 Maybe there's one.

00:24:50.000 For out-of-towners or something?

00:24:52.000 I think I want to open a bar.

00:24:54.000 Sometimes I want to just say goodbye to this whole life and just have a bar.

00:24:57.000 Isn't that every man's dream?

00:24:59.000 Although, how do you own a bar and not become a raging alcoholic?

00:25:04.000 I mean, it's all there before thee.

00:25:08.000 Just one little zipperdoodle? 0.53

00:25:09.000 How are you not going to just pour yourself a little shot of makers?

00:25:13.000 I don't know.

00:25:16.000 All right, so you're a partly Japanese gentleman wearing a Make America Great Again hat? 0.98

00:25:22.000 Well, yes, I am.

00:25:23.000 Let's watch a partly Japanese gentleman, or maybe fully for all I know, talk to people about MAGA hats.

00:25:36.000 I don't like these hats.

00:25:38.000 They don't.

00:25:39.000 They're really puffy on the top.

00:25:41.000 Are they for people with afros? 0.95

00:25:42.000 Look at this.

00:25:43.000 I look like Mario Brothers.

00:25:47.000 Trump designed it so that way his hair wouldn't get all fudged up.

00:25:50.000 Yeah, but when you wear your blue one, it doesn't...

00:25:53.000 That doesn't annoy me as much.

00:25:55.000 And then you crumple it down, and then you just have like a crumply hat.

00:25:59.000 That's another problem, too.

00:26:00.000 Make America crumpy again? 0.98

00:26:02.000 I wanted to talk about wearing this hat in New York.

00:26:05.000 See, yours looks great.

00:26:06.000 Thanks.

00:26:07.000 Because I got poofy hair.

00:26:09.000 Oh, it's non-poofy hairist.

00:26:13.000 Okay, so it is a race.

00:26:14.000 It is a bigoted hat.

00:26:15.000 People are right.

00:26:16.000 It's bigoted against someone who has gorgeous controlled hair and not a gigantic afro.

00:26:21.000 It's actually anti-white and anti-wasp because Jews and blacks fit in it perfect with their big fros. 1.00

00:26:29.000 Anyway, okay, there's a few stories here.

00:26:32.000 I just want to make it clear that if you wear this hat in New York City, you are picking a fight.

00:26:38.000 Joe V. Val, proud boy Joe Val, he went to a club in, I can't remember if it was Harlem or not.

00:26:46.000 I don't think so.

00:26:46.000 I think it was in Midtown.

00:26:48.000 And he was wearing this hat and a skateboarder, I wonder what's happening with that case now if the skateboarder's going to jail.

00:26:53.000 There he is.

00:26:54.000 Bottled him in the face, tore open his face, massive scar.

00:26:58.000 He had to have plastic surgery.

00:26:59.000 A Trump supporter, a plastic surgeon, Trump supporter is the one who did it.

00:27:03.000 He's screaming, you're going to jail, you're going to jail.

00:27:05.000 It's the woman who instigated it there that is freaking out. 1.00

00:27:09.000 But look, our guys are holding on to both of them until the cops come.

00:27:12.000 Now, I know I say you call the cops too much.

00:27:14.000 If someone splits your face open with a bottle, that's the time to call the cops.

00:27:19.000 That's a reasonable call there.

00:27:21.000 Not Tom Arnold with his little bruised hand, but a face to disfigure a person is why cops got in the business.

00:27:29.000 They want to stop rapists, bank robbers, and disfigurers. 0.86

00:27:33.000 But there was a recent hate crime hoax where this black woman said that us, these guys, drove by her and yelled, go home. 0.82

00:27:44.000 What?

00:27:45.000 Have you ever met a racist before?

00:27:47.000 That's actually proof that racism is not a thing if so few people have actually come across a real one.

00:27:53.000 No racist says, go back to Africa.

00:27:56.000 He doesn't see a black person and go, God, I wish she'd go to Nairobi. 0.98

00:28:00.000 She wouldn't last a second in Nairobi.

00:28:01.000 It's like a domesticated hamster.

00:28:03.000 It doesn't work well in the wild.

00:28:06.000 She would be killed instantly.

00:28:07.000 They probably think her blood was lucky because she came from America and she does not poo-poo. 1.00

00:28:14.000 No, pee-pee.

00:28:15.000 Maybe they were being nice.

00:28:16.000 Go home.

00:28:17.000 It's dangerous.

00:28:17.000 Yeah, go home.

00:28:19.000 I'm worried sick about you.

00:28:21.000 But play the news clip because it's very frustrating to watch.

00:28:24.000 New at nine, a woman is under arrest on Long Island for fabricating a story that she was heckled.

00:28:29.000 You just positive.

00:28:31.000 I hate on Long Island.

00:28:34.000 In Long Island.

00:28:35.000 I like it.

00:28:36.000 On Long Island.

00:28:37.000 I say it intentionally, and I'm like, I did it.

00:28:39.000 I did the thing.

00:28:40.000 It's a New York thing where they also say, I'm online.

00:28:43.000 You're in line.

00:28:44.000 You're in Long Island.

00:28:45.000 You're in Westchester.

00:28:47.000 You're in Manhattan.

00:28:48.000 On Long Island, it's not a tiny little island where you have one palm tree and you have 10 favorite records.

00:28:54.000 Yeah, I don't know why they do.

00:28:55.000 I think it's a cultural thing, and I embrace it.

00:28:58.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:28:59.000 All right, what they got to say?

00:29:01.000 Teens Trump supporters.

00:29:02.000 Police say she made it up.

00:29:04.000 19-year-old Edwoa Lewis told police a group of teens chanted Trump 2016 in front of her, yelled at her to get out of the country.

00:29:12.000 She also claims someone slashed her tire.

00:29:14.000 However, police say she made the whole story up and admitted to leaving a hateful note on her own car.

00:29:22.000 Maybe she subliminally felt so guilty about this stupid hoax that she was writing things like, you're a stupid bitch. 1.00

00:29:28.000 You're useless.

00:29:28.000 You'll never do anything with your life.

00:29:30.000 Why don't you do something real and stop lying all the time, you loser?

00:29:35.000 But the frustrating thing about that story is, what happened?

00:29:39.000 How'd they find out?

00:29:41.000 That's what I want to know.

00:29:42.000 Was it CCTV?

00:29:43.000 I would kill to see her vandalizing her own car and putting that note on her dash. 1.00

00:29:48.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?

00:29:50.000 I think what happens is they question and then the questions that are, her answers start falling apart and start, you know, incriminating herself.

00:29:58.000 It's much, you're right.

00:29:59.000 It's not as fun as we think it is.

00:30:01.000 It's like, but you said you left at eight o'clock.

00:30:03.000 No, no, I left at seven, but then it turned eight because there was traffic.

00:30:07.000 And then she probably, then after like four contradictions, they probably go, you're lying, aren't you?

00:30:13.000 And then she goes, or they say, just tell us you're lying.

00:30:19.000 Save us the time.

00:30:19.000 We can get out of here.

00:30:21.000 And then she goes, oh, good.

00:30:22.000 Okay.

00:30:22.000 There's no ramifications for my terrible.

00:30:24.000 And then they go, oh, yeah, we can get out of here after we charge you for filing a false complaint.

00:30:30.000 But this reminds me of that ABC News piece where a guy wore this hat.

00:30:34.000 And they said it actually looks very good for Americans in this piece because he wears a MAGA hat and everything goes great.

00:30:44.000 Brian is settling in for a bite at the Randolph Diner in Randolph, New Jersey.

00:30:49.000 Crucial dealership.

00:30:50.000 This is a county of the state that doesn't skew too far either way, right or left, politically.

00:30:56.000 And that's why we've chosen it as the setting for this hot dummy.

00:31:01.000 It's called Jersey City and Newark skew super duper left and vote for Obama.

00:31:07.000 The rest of New Jersey is far, far right.

00:31:09.000 It's sort of like New York State in that we have Manhattan that has nothing in common with the rest of the state.

00:31:16.000 So you chose a dumb place.

00:31:18.000 Go ahead.

00:31:19.000 Button issue.

00:31:22.000 I'm going to ask you to remove your hat.

00:31:25.000 I'm not taking off the hat.

00:31:26.000 The hat is a little bit of a lot of people in this restaurant.

00:31:29.000 They don't look upset to me.

00:31:31.000 As this first set of diners get their meals, this is a brand new hat.

00:31:39.000 Does it look goofy?

00:31:42.000 Stylists, they tend to be women, and they are ruining movies and TV with everyone wearing new clothes. 1.00

00:31:50.000 You guys keep pulling me out of it.

00:31:52.000 It's the same shirt, too.

00:31:54.000 It's a collarless shirt with three buttons here.

00:31:56.000 Every commercial, every movie, and then always like a new leather jacket or something.

00:32:00.000 Very few people have brand new clothes on.

00:32:03.000 We don't like shopping for clothes, especially men.

00:32:05.000 So stop yanking me out of it, you lazy asses.

00:32:08.000 If you're a professional stylist working for ABC, you're supposed to have a whole warehouse.

00:32:13.000 And that should include broken in MAGA hats.

00:32:16.000 Look, my MAGA hat is more broken in than hers.

00:32:20.000 It's very frustrating to look at.

00:32:22.000 Sorry, go back.

00:32:25.000 Not taking off the hat.

00:32:26.000 The hat.

00:32:28.000 That is upsetting to people in this restaurant.

00:32:30.000 They don't look upset to me.

00:32:32.000 As this first set of diners get their meals, you guys already got your food.

00:32:37.000 They won't even take my order.

00:32:39.000 This woman seems to agree with our manager.

00:32:42.000 Maybe she just wants to eat your house. 1.00

00:32:43.000 Why women shouldn't vote? 1.00

00:32:45.000 I just want to eat.

00:32:49.000 They just want to take the path of least resistance.

00:32:51.000 Principles be damned.

00:32:52.000 They're more agreeable.

00:32:54.000 They are more agreeable.

00:32:56.000 They're bloody more agreeable.

00:32:58.000 It doesn't bother me that you choose to wear it, but I don't support it.

00:33:02.000 You didn't say anything to him, did you?

00:33:04.000 You don't want to make America great again?

00:33:05.000 Because he told me people are saying things to him that they're just having to do it.

00:33:09.000 No, I didn't.

00:33:09.000 Because if I have something to say, I'll say it to you.

00:33:11.000 Ooh, sassy. 1.00

00:33:14.000 That's why older ladies are probably better in bed than young ladies. 1.00

00:33:17.000 More sassy.

00:33:18.000 You're doing it all wrong.

00:33:19.000 You put it here.

00:33:22.000 Yeah, they won't serve me because of my hat.

00:33:24.000 Really?

00:33:24.000 Yeah.

00:33:25.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:27.000 Now, this is not representational of my area.

00:33:31.000 This is not representational of the suburbs I live in or the city that I work in, New York City.

00:33:36.000 No way.

00:33:38.000 He's our friend.

00:33:39.000 Millennials saying, why aren't you serving?

00:33:41.000 Millennials bottle our friends. 1.00

00:33:44.000 We've been kicked out of numerous bars for wearing mega hats.

00:33:48.000 This kind of bums me out that this theory is even in my head, but they might know that they're on TV.

00:33:54.000 Because I was on the show as a bystander and I knew it.

00:33:56.000 How did you know?

00:33:57.000 Because the guy had an earpiece and I recognize him from other things.

00:34:00.000 He's like Sag Astra.

00:34:01.000 They use him a lot.

00:34:03.000 He looks like an off-like Mark Cuban-ish kind of guy.

00:34:06.000 I was like, I've seen this guy before.

00:34:09.000 That would be all right.

00:34:10.000 That would be fine, guys.

00:34:12.000 In my family, we voted for Trump.

00:34:14.000 But listen, I defended death your right to freedom of speech.

00:34:18.000 If he's not intimidating, he would be the non-white guy who's standing up for Trump. 0.65

00:34:24.000 This is not typical of the narrative, folks.

00:34:26.000 In fact, here in New York, there was a case recently.

00:34:28.000 Have you got that one?

00:34:30.000 Some guy goes into the West Village in Greenwich Village and he's got this hat on.

00:34:32.000 I can't wear this anymore.

00:34:34.000 Trump, I'm sorry.

00:34:37.000 He goes into a bar in the West Village and he's got the MAGA hat on and he gets booted out.

00:34:41.000 So he tried to sue them.

00:34:43.000 Judge, bars are allowed to throw out Trump supporters.

00:34:46.000 That is true in New York.

00:34:48.000 Now, didn't you go to this bar in a MAGA hat, Ryan?

00:34:51.000 I did.

00:34:52.000 Do you have footage of that?

00:34:54.000 I'd have to dig the video up, but here's a clear.

00:34:57.000 Cut to you.

00:34:58.000 Oh.

00:34:59.000 Yeah, I did that hat for your old show.

00:35:03.000 No, it wasn't this exact hat.

00:35:04.000 It was a red MAGA hat.

00:35:06.000 So what went on when you walked in there with that hat?

00:35:08.000 The bouncer was like, he was ready for it.

00:35:11.000 He was like, you can't do it.

00:35:13.000 Like, he's seen it before.

00:35:15.000 And so I was like, maybe I could just put it, you know, like just kind of, and then next to me or something.

00:35:21.000 He's like, no, you have to hide it.

00:35:22.000 You have to put it in your book bag.

00:35:24.000 I was like, what if I just clip it on top of my book bag?

00:35:26.000 So he's like, you know what?

00:35:27.000 Just get out.

00:35:29.000 And I was like, this messed up.

00:35:30.000 Remember in Harlem when we all got kicked out and the bouncer kept repeating on a loop, this is Harlem.

00:35:35.000 We don't play that around here.

00:35:37.000 We don't play that right.

00:35:38.000 He just kept saying, saying, I was like, stop saying that with now.

00:35:42.000 Of course he's a bloody farmer.

00:35:46.000 But that's true.

00:35:47.000 In New York, you cannot kick people out for wearing a MAGA hat.

00:35:51.000 New York laws basically treat bars like your home.

00:35:54.000 And you can kick someone out of your home for any reason you want.

00:35:57.000 However, nice catch me.

00:36:01.000 In LA, in California, I should say, they have totally different laws.

00:36:06.000 And you cannot refuse service for political reasons.

00:36:09.000 You can go in there dressed as Hitler and they have to serve you. 0.96

00:36:12.000 And you know what's funny about that?

00:36:14.000 The reason that law exists is because the Californians were worried about communists being put upon.

00:36:21.000 They were worried that communists were going to get kicked out of bars and restaurants and be denied food for being commies. 0.65

00:36:27.000 So they made the laws super strict, which is why I am suing the Griffin Bar in LA for kicking out our MAGA boys.

00:36:37.000 And I will keep you posted on that.

00:36:40.000 But the moral of the story here, folks, is the left is totally intolerant.

00:36:45.000 And their intolerance doesn't stop and start at Nazis.

00:36:49.000 They go to people who support a democratically elected president all over the coasts.

00:36:56.000 And I'm sure in Madison, and I'm sure in Portland, wearing a hat that says, I like the guy that at least half the country likes, is seen as wildly controversial.

00:37:10.000 And we're done this fun, kooky, kind of exciting variety show.

00:37:14.000 It's funny that we sit at a desk and we're able to give you a variety show.

00:37:19.000 Imagine what I could do with a budget.

00:37:21.000 Hint, hint.

00:37:23.000 Actually, would I want a budget?

00:37:25.000 Would I want to do a huge?

00:37:26.000 Yeah, that would be fun.

00:37:27.000 A show with a huge audience?

00:37:28.000 What would your role be?

00:37:30.000 You'd be like the sidekick.

00:37:33.000 Yeah, like the Ed McMahon kind of guy.

00:37:35.000 You can make me even like a stunt boy, but nothing gross.

00:37:38.000 But, you know, do some stuff where you're like, hey, go do this.

00:37:41.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:37:42.000 You have like no jackass stuff.

00:37:44.000 Like, you don't want to eat a bug.

00:37:45.000 No.

00:37:46.000 No.

00:37:46.000 I won't eat bugs.

00:37:48.000 Oh, really?

00:37:48.000 Nope.

00:37:49.000 Huh.

00:37:49.000 That's disgusting.

00:37:50.000 I could eat ants all day.

00:37:53.000 I've done that.

00:37:53.000 One thing that's a good thing.

00:37:54.000 So you won't eat certain bugs.

00:37:56.000 Yeah.

00:37:57.000 Okay.

00:37:58.000 So no growth stuff except eating ants.

00:38:01.000 That wouldn't really be a budget type thing either, would it?

00:38:03.000 Yeah, we can't afford ants.

00:38:06.000 When I was a kid, I was so poor, we couldn't afford ants.

00:38:10.000 We had to walk 15 miles.

00:38:12.000 15 miles just to eat an ant.

00:38:15.000 You know, when you're looking for an ant to eat, too, because I was showing my friends, like, look how ballsy and cool I am this summer.

00:38:20.000 It was like one summer I was like, walked around barefoot the whole summer, developed crazy calluses and ate bugs.

00:38:25.000 I was like a nature guy.

00:38:27.000 And it was so hard finding an ant when you wanted to show your friends I could eat.

00:38:31.000 You just throw some sugar on the ground.

00:38:33.000 I saw some comedian on Twitter saying, our relationship with ants is weird.

00:38:38.000 They're like, can I have this crumb?

00:38:39.000 And we're like, no, you will not.

00:38:42.000 Who is that?

00:38:42.000 That sounds like Mitch Hedberg.

00:38:44.000 Yeah, it does.

00:38:45.000 No, you cannot.

00:38:47.000 We are so weird with ants.

00:38:49.000 An ant just wants a crumb.

00:38:51.000 That's kind of a terrible Mitch Hedberg.

00:38:54.000 That was like a Southern Mitch Hedberg.

00:38:56.000 You do Mitch Hedberg's doing that joke.

00:38:59.000 Man, we have a really weird relationship with ants.

00:39:04.000 I'm not doing it perfect right now.

00:39:06.000 No, Yeah.

00:39:07.000 I could do Hillary Clinton saying, I'm in no ways tired in Mitch Hedberg.

00:39:12.000 Okay.

00:39:12.000 Man, I'm in no ways tired.

00:39:15.000 I am.

00:39:16.000 I think we're wasting everyone's time.

00:39:17.000 Let's get back to work here.

00:39:19.000 All right.

00:39:19.000 So I teased the beginning with some music from a reality show, and thank you for sticking around.

00:39:25.000 This is the cruelest thing.

00:39:28.000 I mean, outside of stabbing someone in the eye, outside of the obvious crimes.

00:39:33.000 I'm not even sure this is technically a crime.

00:39:36.000 I'd be interested to talk to a lawyer about what the charge would be here, because she consented, clearly, to this tattoo and said, let's see what you got.

00:39:43.000 So it would be hard to say, no, I didn't want you to go that crazy.

00:39:47.000 I wouldn't wonder what the charge, even to sue her, I wonder what the charge would be.

00:39:52.000 But outside of obvious stuff like stabbing someone in the spine, I've always thought one of the cruelest things you could ever do would be to lace someone with LSD.

00:40:01.000 So someone is just like my age, drinking coffee, please don't get any ideas, and you just put LSD in there.

00:40:06.000 And the next thing you know, this guy, this grown man with kids is tripping balls and he's looking at his hands.

00:40:12.000 Like that is evil.

00:40:13.000 It's not a funny thing to do.

00:40:15.000 They did it to, they drugged, what's his name?

00:40:20.000 Robert Spencer, the Islam guy? 0.95

00:40:22.000 No way.

00:40:23.000 They drugged his drink in Iceland.

00:40:25.000 And I think it was like ecstasy and speed and all kinds of stuff, which sounds like animal house antics.

00:40:30.000 But when it's a man, he can have a heart attack.

00:40:32.000 And he doesn't know that he took E. So he's like, puking and stuff, freaking out in his hotel room.

00:40:38.000 That's not good.

00:40:38.000 Could have done.

00:40:39.000 We interviewed that guy.

00:40:40.000 Yes.

00:40:40.000 Yeah, and he's about that.

00:40:42.000 Oh, wow.

00:40:42.000 Yeah, he seemed like a great guy, but you're not 100 feet away from drugs at all times, it seems like.

00:40:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:48.000 Did I ever tell you?

00:40:48.000 He's like, he went, dude, you gave me E. Yeah.

00:40:51.000 I guess just put on some good music, dude.

00:40:53.000 Might as well dance it off.

00:40:55.000 Did I ever tell you?

00:40:56.000 I did tell you, my grandfather, his platoon dosed his officers in Vietnam.

00:41:03.000 They dosed out the coffee pot with acid.

00:41:05.000 It's like, what?

00:41:06.000 To make the officers high?

00:41:08.000 Yeah.

00:41:09.000 Wow.

00:41:09.000 Just don't anybody.

00:41:10.000 But the officers also got high because they drank the coffee.

00:41:13.000 Oh, they all did it.

00:41:14.000 Wow, Vietnam vets really know how to carpet bomb all our stories into oblivion, huh? 1.00

00:41:20.000 Yeah, but it's like the rest of the world, but my once farted on the train and people were like, pew.

00:41:26.000 I once farted in Da Nang and stole a Snookers bar. 0.89

00:41:32.000 Really?

00:41:32.000 I once stole someone's head.

00:41:36.000 Okay, let's play this video.

00:41:38.000 It is.

00:41:38.000 Da Nang Richards.

00:41:42.000 This is the music I played at the beginning.

00:41:45.000 So she's given her a surprise tattoo.

00:41:47.000 Just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:41:48.000 Wait, wait.

00:41:49.000 Just to explain the context here.

00:41:50.000 So there's a tattooist, the one with the glasses in the background.

00:41:54.000 She gave her, I don't know, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, a tattoo on her inner thigh. 1.00

00:41:59.000 What's it, a rose?

00:42:00.000 What nice thing?

00:42:01.000 Maybe my name.

00:42:02.000 I don't know.

00:42:02.000 Let's see what this lesbian did to her either lover or ex-lover.

00:42:07.000 Look at that still, by the way.

00:42:09.000 Why does one of them have bare feet on the TV?

00:42:13.000 Oh, she's the tattooist. 0.98

00:42:15.000 Turn it up.

00:42:16.000 I want to hear this.

00:42:18.000 Wow.

00:42:21.000 Trash here?

00:42:23.000 In your face.

00:42:28.000 Why?

00:42:30.000 Oh, God, Jesus.

00:42:32.000 There were times when we were getting intimate, but you had body odor that I was just like, you know, I don't know if I could pursue you on that level.

00:42:43.000 So you tell me in a tattoo.

00:42:45.000 Why'd you put the trash can on that spot?

00:42:48.000 Next to her hoo-ha. 1.00

00:42:49.000 You gave me a trash can, but my cooters.

00:42:52.000 As a woman, that's kind of where a lot of your body odor is. 1.00

00:42:58.000 I quit.

00:42:59.000 Just pause it.

00:43:00.000 *sad music*

00:43:06.000 Have you noticed, by the way, maybe this, well, you wouldn't notice you're American, but Canadians say penis vagina. 1.00

00:43:11.000 So do British people.

00:43:12.000 But it's like, he put it right by your hoo-ha. 0.96

00:43:15.000 And then she goes, kuder. 0.77

00:43:16.000 And I've noticed, like, old ladies with kids will go, grab your little ningle ongle or your little pee-pee or something. 1.00

00:43:21.000 They never say penis and vagina in America. 0.95

00:43:24.000 I don't understand it.

00:43:25.000 Hoo-ha.

00:43:26.000 My friend Caroline used to call it her cous cous. 0.92

00:43:29.000 It's a vagina, guys. 1.00

00:43:31.000 Chill out.

00:43:32.000 You can use the medical term.

00:43:34.000 Isn't this, even if it's a joke, maybe it's just a drawing?

00:43:37.000 Is that what it could be?

00:43:39.000 Could just be a drawing.

00:43:40.000 It didn't look very swollen.

00:43:41.000 Yeah, that's what it might be.

00:43:43.000 I'm kind of doubting the legitimacy of it.

00:43:45.000 Yeah, that's a little too intense to be true.

00:43:49.000 And she also doesn't seem that mad.

00:43:51.000 Yeah, you said my vagina smells like garbage for the rest of my life. 1.00

00:43:55.000 Oh, well.

00:43:57.000 That was kind of mean.

00:43:58.000 Why'd you do me like that? 0.84

00:44:00.000 Well, let's just keep going and see if she gets madder.

00:44:06.000 Girl, I think it's fed up.

00:44:08.000 It is fed up.

00:44:09.000 Snooky.

00:44:10.000 I've never gotten complaints before.

00:44:11.000 Whew.

00:44:18.000 So I assume they're broken up now?

00:44:22.000 Oh, wait, she gave other tattoos. 0.99

00:44:24.000 Oh.

00:44:25.000 What's hers? 0.99

00:44:26.000 A swastika? 0.86

00:44:27.000 That's crazy.

00:44:28.000 You got a vagina on my leg? 1.00

00:44:31.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:44:32.000 There's loose lips.

00:44:34.000 This is not true.

00:44:36.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:44:37.000 I got a vagina on my leg, bro. 1.00

00:44:40.000 This is BS.

00:44:41.000 That looked a little real.

00:44:42.000 No, it's not swollen.

00:44:44.000 Look at it.

00:44:47.000 Yeah, that's a pen.

00:44:48.000 It's a pen.

00:44:49.000 That's a pen.

00:44:50.000 Wait, wait, look at the word ships, though.

00:44:52.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:44:54.000 No, you get a tattoo.

00:44:55.000 It's red and swollen for about a week.

00:44:58.000 Hmm, yeah, yeah, no, you're right.

00:45:00.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:45:01.000 That's a pen.

00:45:02.000 We're looking at a pen and markers.

00:45:04.000 You could see the lines.

00:45:06.000 You know what?

00:45:06.000 I'm relieved.

00:45:08.000 I'm actually happy.

00:45:09.000 I don't want people to be that cruel that they tattoo insulting comments about each other's genitalia on their bodies for the rest of their lives.

00:45:17.000 I'd rather be duped than have that kind of cruelty in the world.

00:45:21.000 And by the way, Nick Cannon, for wasting our time with that and making it the whole show's final, final.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 18, 2018

Ep 199 | What Are You Afraid Of Gov | Get Off My Lawn

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