Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 23, 2018


Ep 201 | Basic Precinct | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

46 minutes

Words per Minute

168.00868

Word Count

7,734

Sentence Count

662

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

Today we re talking about fat people and why they re not only beautiful, but also unhealthy. Fat people, we don t hate you. We don t really care about you per se, we re just here to love you.


Transcript

00:00:27.000 Hey guys, Jam-Pack show for you today.
00:00:29.000 We're going to start with some fatties.
00:00:31.000 I don't know if you know this, and a lot of doctors probably don't know this, but fat is beautiful, and there's nothing unhealthy about being morbidly obese.
00:00:39.000 All you have to do is change your mindset and see fat people as gorgeous.
00:00:45.000 I know, I know, I know.
00:00:46.000 You're saying, but through hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, we've been taught not to be attracted to people who are literally dying.
00:00:55.000 That's bad.
00:00:56.000 Undo that programming and see giant fatsos as perfectly healthy, successful people.
00:01:03.000 And by the way, if you want to make them successful, just dress them up as a CEO.
00:01:06.000 Take it away, me.
00:01:07.000 Take it away, me.
00:01:20.000 Dear fat people, we don't hate you.
00:01:24.000 We don't really care about you per se, hate or love.
00:01:28.000 You're just there.
00:01:31.000 But I want you to know that you're dying.
00:01:34.000 That includes my fat friends that I hang out with all the time.
00:01:37.000 Hey, fat friends of mine, you're dying too.
00:01:41.000 Hey, gigantic fat women that think they're models.
00:01:44.000 You're just posing for a photograph.
00:01:47.000 Sorry, I'm starting to cry.
00:01:50.000 If a major clothing company isn't asking you to represent them, then you're not a model.
00:01:58.000 We're not out to ridicule you or shove you down a flight of stairs or throw a bag of bird turds on you.
00:02:07.000 That implies that we are interested in the outcome.
00:02:11.000 We're just being totally factual about it.
00:02:14.000 And if you would talk to your doctor, you'll hear similar things because they're called true things.
00:02:21.000 You are not healthy.
00:02:24.000 And you know what?
00:02:26.000 A lot of people aren't attracted to you.
00:02:28.000 That goes for you too, my male fat friends, because you're so unhealthy.
00:02:34.000 And this is worse for women because men are attracted to women they can breed with.
00:02:38.000 It's just a subliminal cave thing.
00:02:39.000 When they see a woman who's dying, they go, that's not a good investment for my kids.
00:02:44.000 Now, we know that you find love.
00:02:45.000 We see you, especially at Walmart with tons of kids.
00:02:49.000 So we're not saying that you're unlovable.
00:02:52.000 We're just saying you need to get your Sugar Hill iced tea together.
00:02:57.000 Is that how you say shit?
00:02:59.000 Sugar honey iced tea.
00:03:00.000 Sugar.
00:03:01.000 But then he actually said shit.
00:03:02.000 Whoops.
00:03:05.000 So no matter how many articles you write saying that everything you know about obesity is wrong, you can't change the truth.
00:03:14.000 Being a diabetic is bad for you.
00:03:16.000 Smoking cigarettes is bad for you.
00:03:18.000 Overeating is bad for you.
00:03:20.000 Sorry, propaganda.
00:03:22.000 You can't change that.
00:03:23.000 I feel like I've said that exact thing verbatim.
00:03:24.000 I just said fat deja vu.
00:03:28.000 But um, so look at this.
00:03:31.000 So we have this woman, uh, the first, that woman, right?
00:03:36.000 Look at the photo caption on this.
00:03:38.000 Go down.
00:03:39.000 Can you read it?
00:03:42.000 Yes.
00:03:43.000 As a kid, I thought that fat people were just lonely and sad, almost like these pathetic lost causes.
00:03:49.000 So I want to show that we get to experience love too.
00:03:52.000 I'm not some fat friend or some dude's chubby chasing dream.
00:03:55.000 I'm genuinely happy.
00:03:57.000 I just wish I'd known how possible that was when I was a kiddo.
00:04:00.000 A kiddo?
00:04:01.000 Who calls himself a kiddo?
00:04:03.000 A fat person.
00:04:07.000 I don't understand what myth you're blowing.
00:04:09.000 By the way, this article purports to blow all the myths out of the water and all the preconceptions out of the water, but it makes up preconceptions like her never getting love.
00:04:19.000 I never said you never would get love.
00:04:21.000 I assumed you were going to get married.
00:04:23.000 You are disproportionately more known as the fat friend.
00:04:26.000 You get less love.
00:04:28.000 You get less men interested in you, but eventually you end up with this being in love.
00:04:34.000 We're not talking about that.
00:04:35.000 We're talking about the fact that you're unhealthy.
00:04:37.000 You're not blowing any myths away.
00:04:39.000 You're not knocking my socks off.
00:04:41.000 You can't say everything you know about obesity is wrong and then list a bunch of things I never said about obesity.
00:04:46.000 All I ever said was it's wildly unhealthy.
00:04:49.000 Stop glorifying it.
00:04:50.000 We lose 500,000 Americans a year to obesity-related causes.
00:04:55.000 That's real bad.
00:04:56.000 Okay, check out this other woman now, the one you just showed earlier.
00:05:00.000 Read this photo caption.
00:05:02.000 It is amazing.
00:05:03.000 There's so much agency taken from marginalized groups to mute their voices and mask their existence.
00:05:09.000 Being depicted as a female CEO, one who is black and fat, means so much to me.
00:05:14.000 It is a representation of reclamation of the body.
00:05:16.000 Very difficult representation.
00:05:18.000 Representation of the reclamation of power in the boardroom.
00:05:21.000 Classroom and living room of my own body.
00:05:23.000 Whoa, classroom and living room of my body.
00:05:26.000 I own all of this.
00:05:28.000 See, you know what?
00:05:29.000 Go back up to her face.
00:05:30.000 That is academic rhetoric.
00:05:33.000 They made up their own Klingon.
00:05:35.000 The rest of us read and go, what are you talking about?
00:05:37.000 Your body's a living room?
00:05:38.000 I don't understand.
00:05:39.000 It's the size of a living room, but I don't understand what you're talking about.
00:05:42.000 Here's the amazing thing about that picture.
00:05:44.000 She's not a CEO.
00:05:47.000 She's an Ivory Tower, you know, academic mooch who, you know what her job is?
00:05:54.000 She is the, she's like the head of size diversity at her college at Rutgers.
00:06:01.000 So what she does is they talk about a thing, maybe they have a picture on a pamphlet that the school puts out and she goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're going to need a fatty in there, kiddo.
00:06:09.000 And they make sure that that's her job.
00:06:11.000 But it means a lot to her to be photographed as a CEO under the header, everything you know about obesity is wrong.
00:06:19.000 In other words, we can be fat CEOs, even though the person they chose isn't a fat CEO.
00:06:28.000 What in the Sam hell is going on.
00:06:31.000 Okay, last example.
00:06:32.000 So, one of them, I think it was the black woman, yeah.
00:06:36.000 She was having panic attacks, she wasn't eating, and she was getting, she was losing weight rapidly.
00:06:41.000 And she only weighed a mere 320 pounds at that point.
00:06:45.000 So, she went to the doctor, and he said, Whatever you're doing now, it's working.
00:06:50.000 And she's like, But I had an eating disorder.
00:06:53.000 Yeah, the reason we're against bulimia and anorexia is you become a stick and then you die of starvation.
00:06:59.000 You got a long way to go before the sticks.
00:07:00.000 So, actually, anorexia and bulimia is kind of your best option.
00:07:04.000 And she, oh my God, look at this.
00:07:05.000 I'm Captain America.
00:07:07.000 No, you're not.
00:07:08.000 You're a fat woman holding a Captain America toy.
00:07:12.000 You can't just put on a cape and be a superhero unless you're five.
00:07:16.000 But the doctor urged her to keep it up and said she would stay small without much effort.
00:07:21.000 She goes, I had an eating disorder and my doctor was congratulating me.
00:07:25.000 Okay, sorry.
00:07:25.000 So that was one of the white chicks.
00:07:26.000 But here's the black one.
00:07:28.000 She went to the hospital with stomach pains.
00:07:30.000 Yeah, she had hunger pains because she was starving herself, which is the best thing you can do when you're a huge, fat, fake CEO who works at a university telling people to put more fat souls in their pamphlets when she should put less fried chicken in her mouth.
00:07:43.000 And she goes, the doctor didn't diagnose her dangerously inflamed bile duct.
00:07:47.000 What?
00:07:48.000 But he did, out of nowhere, suggest that she'd get better if she stopped eating so much fried chicken.
00:07:55.000 Wow.
00:07:56.000 He managed to denigrate my fatness and my blackness in the same sentence.
00:08:00.000 Now, can we have proof that it wasn't fried chicken that was making you fat?
00:08:04.000 You're an urban woman in an environment where there's a lot of fried chicken around and that makes people real fat.
00:08:10.000 So I think it's a perfectly reasonable thing for a doctor to say.
00:08:13.000 It's not racist.
00:08:14.000 It's noticing a pattern.
00:08:15.000 And you are dying and not noticing said pattern.
00:08:20.000 So folks who are way too big for their own britches, maybe tone down the arrogance and tone up the water and exercise and protein and non-sugary drinks.
00:08:35.000 And you'll notice that society accepts you a lot more.
00:08:38.000 And more importantly, biology accepts you a lot more.
00:08:46.000 Speaking of stigma, have you noticed there's this thing now with the left, this whole hate has no home here thing, where they'll find a picture of Tucker Carlson next to a guy who knew a guy who said a racial epithet 10 years ago.
00:09:01.000 Nazi, Nazi.
00:09:02.000 And I understand there should be a stigma around Nazis.
00:09:04.000 They killed 6 million people, started a world war.
00:09:08.000 But why isn't there more stigma around communists?
00:09:12.000 Or why isn't there more stigma around pedophiles?
00:09:17.000 I think there should be some real stigma if you're seen near Antifa.
00:09:20.000 We got Don Lemon saying, Antifa, they're anti-fascist, they're anti-racist protesters.
00:09:26.000 No, if you look into it, you'll see some pretty disturbing patterns, and they're a hell of a lot worse than having racist opinions.
00:09:34.000 For example, there's a group called Punks for Progress, and they're led by a guy named Aaron Joseph Alvarez.
00:09:41.000 Serial rapist, allegedly.
00:09:44.000 Dangerous did an article where they tracked down his records, and he has sexual assault charge after sexual assault charge after sexual assault charge.
00:09:53.000 So there's a pattern I'm noticing on the radical left, and it might be that they want to normalize freaks so their sexual degeneracy seems less horrible.
00:10:03.000 And I'm not talking about homosexuality.
00:10:05.000 I'm talking about rape.
00:10:07.000 I'm talking about sexual assault.
00:10:08.000 Like Mika Rhodes, he was an Antifa guy, the head of Portland, I think, or top organizer at Portland.
00:10:15.000 He was recently arrested for raping couples, raping underage males and females.
00:10:23.000 And he's been to court for this several times, yet he just keeps appearing at these protests.
00:10:27.000 But no, no, no, no.
00:10:29.000 We have to focus on conservatives.
00:10:30.000 They're decrepit.
00:10:32.000 Another case of this is Disrupt J20's Luke Kuhn.
00:10:37.000 He was in one of those very task videos where he said, you know, if someone wants to get in my way, I'll burn down their house.
00:10:43.000 I don't care if the police are there, whoever's there, I will destroy you.
00:10:47.000 And that's when they were planning to put gas bombs at the Deploraball after Trump was elected.
00:10:52.000 They weren't going to, they weren't poisonous.
00:10:54.000 It wasn't poisonous gas, but it's like this toxic gas that makes you throw up and stuff.
00:10:58.000 I'm sure it's also incredibly dangerous.
00:11:00.000 This guy, Luke Kuhn, wrote all these fan fiction kind of erotic articles about sexualizing 10-year-old boys and how children have a sexuality.
00:11:11.000 Now, my point here is, no one talks about this disturbing trend of pedophilia we see with the left, their acceptance of it.
00:11:20.000 They sort of cloak it in an acceptance of sexuality, like homosexuality, and you go, no, no, no, no.
00:11:25.000 I'm okay with gays and lesbians, but kids, no, no, no, no.
00:11:28.000 Kids are not included in that.
00:11:30.000 And they go, I don't know, have an open mind.
00:11:33.000 Let me give you a more specific, in-depth example of this bizarre trend.
00:11:39.000 *outro music*
00:11:49.000 Remember I was talking about Michael Ehlig, the 90s raver club kid who murdered his meth dealer and is now out of prison.
00:11:56.000 And he's decided to sit little Desmond is Amazing, a tiny little tranny of a child.
00:12:03.000 And they sit him next to a giant painting of Rohipnol.
00:12:09.000 They also say the words, he took one.
00:12:12.000 Look at that.
00:12:14.000 Turn it up.
00:12:15.000 I can't hear you.
00:12:16.000 It's 9.40 p.m. and he doesn't have to go to school tomorrow.
00:12:16.000 Hot tea.
00:12:20.000 And then later on in this video, they say he took one, right?
00:12:24.000 Now, why am I bringing this up again?
00:12:25.000 We've already talked about this on the show.
00:12:27.000 I'm bringing this up again because it's starting to happen more and more.
00:12:31.000 I am starting to see the normalization of child sexuality.
00:12:36.000 And this happened at my old company, Vice.
00:12:40.000 Now, Vice has changed since I left pretty drastically.
00:12:43.000 It's become so far left that it's virtually unrecognizable from the original thing I created.
00:12:49.000 And this, I think, is the most egregious example.
00:12:52.000 You zoomed in too much there.
00:12:53.000 But it says, a conflict photographer captures boys on the precipice of manhood.
00:13:00.000 Now, this is by a girl, an Iranian Muslim, Clara Mokri.
00:13:05.000 She's a photojournalist, and she's doing an article on this other guy.
00:13:11.000 What's his name?
00:13:12.000 The guy that it's about.
00:13:13.000 He's got another weird Muslim name.
00:13:16.000 Amit.
00:13:16.000 Amit.
00:13:18.000 Okay, so we know that Arabs have a reputation of being boy diddlers, and sexuality with boys is a big part of their culture.
00:13:27.000 But look at that main picture.
00:13:29.000 Is that disgusting?
00:13:30.000 I'm not even sure I'm allowed to show this on my show.
00:13:33.000 Should I have had a warning before I showed this picture on my show?
00:13:36.000 This man holding this other?
00:13:38.000 And then go to the other ones.
00:13:40.000 I know this is disgusting.
00:13:41.000 I know you want to barf, but I feel like I just have to show that this is on a mainstream, non-censored site.
00:13:46.000 Show me some other pictures there.
00:13:48.000 Little boy, okay, but scroll down.
00:13:50.000 Oh, there's a man facing him.
00:13:53.000 This man is sitting down facing the boy.
00:13:56.000 And with the context of that first image, of course, everything is drastic.
00:14:00.000 Why do you keep leaving?
00:14:00.000 Go back.
00:14:04.000 I don't care.
00:14:06.000 No, but go back up.
00:14:07.000 There was one where he's in bed.
00:14:10.000 Go go up, up, up.
00:14:12.000 Yeah, that one.
00:14:13.000 That clearly implies masturbation.
00:14:16.000 So, and we're talking about boys on the precipice of manhood.
00:14:19.000 I don't want to see that.
00:14:21.000 Don't put that up.
00:14:22.000 And why are they doing this?
00:14:23.000 What is Clara's motive?
00:14:26.000 I think her motive is to normalize this pedophilia to make Arabs seem less weird.
00:14:35.000 That's really what goes on here.
00:14:36.000 You see this with the far left LGBTQ.
00:14:40.000 What they do is they normalize pedophilia and child sex and make all that seem relatively cool.
00:14:46.000 And now we just see a normal gay in his garden and we go, well, that guy's fine.
00:14:50.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:51.000 It's like it was in that horror movie where the monsters ate you every time they heard a sound.
00:14:57.000 So when the woman's giving birth, they set up all these fireworks way, way out a mile away from the house.
00:15:03.000 So the monsters go chase the firework sounds and the woman can go, ah, as she pushes the baby out.
00:15:08.000 This is what is going on here with the radical left.
00:15:12.000 They normalize something incredibly weird and disgusting.
00:15:15.000 So look at this one.
00:15:17.000 He's lying on his belly with his legs together like that?
00:15:20.000 What the hell are you showing me?
00:15:22.000 What is the implication there?
00:15:24.000 So they normalize that, and then we think LGBT is much more normal.
00:15:29.000 Don't do that.
00:15:30.000 Argue that LGBT is perfectly reasonable.
00:15:33.000 Don't make pedophilia normal so you seem more normal relative to that because what you're doing is normalizing pedophilia.
00:15:40.000 And that is unequivocally, beyond the shadow of a doubt, wrong.
00:15:47.000 When it comes to Friday, I was earlier.
00:15:52.000 Spooky, huh?
00:15:54.000 All right, let's check in with Muslims in the UK.
00:15:57.000 We've got Tommy Robinson facing trial today, and we're going to see what the verdict is, and we're going to see the context.
00:16:05.000 That's the problem with Tommy Robinson.
00:16:06.000 He's just seen as some random ooligan who's causing trouble.
00:16:10.000 No, mate.
00:16:11.000 He is living in a place that is becoming Islamicized.
00:16:15.000 That's the problem with the way Americans see all this.
00:16:18.000 They've never been to Luton.
00:16:20.000 They haven't been to Harrods.
00:16:22.000 They haven't been to West London.
00:16:23.000 They don't see that in the context of the Islamicization of England.
00:16:29.000 His behavior is actually pretty normal.
00:16:31.000 Don't try to teach me.
00:16:33.000 I got nothing to learn.
00:16:35.000 We could.
00:16:37.000 Every once in a while, we like to check in on England and look under that mud flap of a sh ⁇ of a country and go, still Londonistan?
00:16:45.000 Yep, still Londonistan.
00:16:47.000 Still completely overrun with unassimilable Muslims who have no interest in becoming British and merely want to reinstate or further instate Sharia law coast to coast.
00:17:00.000 They want to shut down the pubs and put up mosques, shut down the churches, and basically make Britain into a fifth column for Islam, which will make it a horrible place, and then they'll want to emigrate away from it, like the original Pakistan or wherever Muslim country they came from to avoid.
00:17:15.000 That's the way it works when you wreck stuff.
00:17:17.000 You wreck it, then you move on to the next place, you wreck that, and so on.
00:17:21.000 It's like reverse colonization.
00:17:22.000 You go around the world making everything worse.
00:17:25.000 So let's see what's going on in London now.
00:17:27.000 Oh, some men in a pub?
00:17:29.000 they must be singing soccer chance or maybe uh...
00:17:31.000 god save the queen That's that thing where they punch themselves till they bleed.
00:17:49.000 They slap each other in the chest.
00:17:51.000 And it's happening at a local pub called Araby.
00:17:56.000 It's a very Araby place.
00:17:58.000 You don't get much more Araby than that.
00:18:02.000 One of the most Araby places in all of Britain.
00:18:05.000 No false advertising claims there.
00:18:09.000 That's exactly what we wanted.
00:18:10.000 Yeah, no need to read the Yelp review.
00:18:14.000 And then let's go to check in on Birmingham.
00:18:16.000 How's Birmingham?
00:18:17.000 Let's talk to our Birmingham correspondent.
00:18:18.000 He's a traffic warden there.
00:18:20.000 Hey, you're in the home of Ozzy Osbourne.
00:18:23.000 Has it been overrun with lawless Muslims?
00:18:26.000 How is it going over there?
00:18:27.000 Traffic warden, can you hear us?
00:18:29.000 Can you hear us?
00:18:30.000 Have you got your earpiece on?
00:18:31.000 Oh, he seems to be distracted.
00:18:33.000 What's happening over there with a traffic warden?
00:18:38.000 There you go.
00:18:42.000 Dee!
00:18:45.000 Notice this sort of collusion there, the enthusiasm for everyone.
00:18:50.000 Actually, one piece was cut off there.
00:18:52.000 They took his scooter after that.
00:18:55.000 Really?
00:18:55.000 Yeah, off they go on his scooter.
00:18:58.000 All right.
00:18:58.000 Now, this next one, I don't know where in Britain this is, but it is about as bad as it gets.
00:19:05.000 I'm actually not even positive this is in Britain.
00:19:07.000 But this is women wearing a burqa behaving very badly, fighting each other, and a toddler gets abused in this clip.
00:19:13.000 So warning, you might not want to watch this.
00:19:16.000 This is, if this was live leak, it would say uncover video.
00:19:19.000 The next 30 seconds are incredibly damning, and you might regret watching this.
00:19:24.000 So turn away if you're sensitive about kids getting hurt.
00:19:26.000 But I just want to show you, like, imagine rednecks doing this, How viral the video would go.
00:19:32.000 This is, and this, you know, what this might not, this might not be inbreeding, this might not be the Quran.
00:19:36.000 This might be the sheer frustration of wearing a black polyester bag every day of your life.
00:19:41.000 This is, this may be an example of oppressed women snapping.
00:19:48.000 Look at that.
00:19:50.000 What is that kid, a drag doll?
00:19:54.000 Look at it.
00:19:54.000 No, it's alive.
00:19:56.000 And you're on a road, too.
00:19:57.000 You're going to get hit by a car.
00:19:59.000 That's why she keeps picking up the kid.
00:20:02.000 And why isn't anyone pulling over and separating these lunatics?
00:20:05.000 Oh my God.
00:20:06.000 I can see one of their hair, one of their heads.
00:20:09.000 It's your hair.
00:20:10.000 That's wrong.
00:20:11.000 That's too salacious.
00:20:14.000 What a culture, huh?
00:20:17.000 How about the guy just driving by?
00:20:19.000 No, this must be in an Arab country if that's playing on the radio.
00:20:22.000 You know, who knows anymore?
00:20:23.000 You never know when you're in Britain where you are.
00:20:26.000 Somebody mentioned on Twitter that they don't know what's happening.
00:20:29.000 I said, yeah, this is like watching Michael Bay's Transformers fighting, which is two mounds of metal just tossed about.
00:20:37.000 Instead of polyester?
00:20:41.000 Sounds like a corduroy factory.
00:20:43.000 God, I'm such an Islamophobe.
00:20:45.000 Why do I criticize this culture and say that it's taking over the Western world?
00:20:48.000 Where the hell did I get that from?
00:20:54.000 Homophobic slurs are wrong.
00:20:58.000 I actually can't think of a time, though, where I've seen someone call a homosexual the F-A-G-G-O-T word and genuinely mean it.
00:21:08.000 I'm sure it happens, but the majority of the time I hear that word, it's more just like wimpy.
00:21:15.000 In fact, I hear gays use it more than, I mean, I've heard gays use it more than anyone else.
00:21:20.000 But when you're in battle, all bets are off.
00:21:24.000 I don't care what language you use when you're getting shot at.
00:21:28.000 So what's his name?
00:21:30.000 Alan West said this.
00:21:32.000 Remember when they were urinating on the Taliban?
00:21:34.000 These guys had blown themselves up by trying to make bombs and they blew up in their face.
00:21:39.000 They literally blew up in their face.
00:21:40.000 And some of the soldiers were caught urinating on the cadavers.
00:21:43.000 Fine with me.
00:21:44.000 Do more of that, please.
00:21:46.000 These are the same people who cut off American military's fingers after they killed them.
00:21:51.000 They eat their heart and they sell the fingers at the market.
00:21:54.000 Hey, American soldiers' fingers for sale.
00:21:57.000 So yeah, disrespect their body.
00:21:58.000 And when they got in trouble for that, and they got in big trouble for that, Alan West said, shut your mouth, war is hell.
00:22:03.000 And I feel the same about the people chastising this guy for using a bad word while overseas getting shot at.
00:22:17.000 What are you looking at, you measly mouth f ⁇ ?
00:22:21.000 Now that's kind of harsh when you're watching a funny news show, but when your job is to risk your life saving your country from tyranny, that's nothing.
00:22:31.000 And a good way to weed out the wimps when you're trying to find soldiers is to get screamed at.
00:22:36.000 It's called basic training.
00:22:38.000 You have drill instructors abuse you.
00:22:41.000 And that sets the tone for the military.
00:22:44.000 And so it should.
00:22:45.000 If you're out there in the trenches, risking your life, watching your friend's head get blown off, we can't worry about people's feelings.
00:22:52.000 We can't worry about political correctness on the battlefield.
00:22:55.000 It is literally suicidal.
00:22:58.000 Remember Full Metal Jacket?
00:23:00.000 Play that clip.
00:23:02.000 What's your name, fat buddy?
00:23:03.000 Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
00:23:04.000 Lawrence Lawrence Watt of Arabia?
00:23:06.000 Sir, no, sir.
00:23:07.000 That name sounds like royalty.
00:23:09.000 Are you royalty?
00:23:10.000 Sir, no, sir.
00:23:11.000 You suck?
00:23:12.000 Sir, no, sir.
00:23:13.000 Bullshit, I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
00:23:16.000 Sir, no, sir.
00:23:18.000 I don't like the name Lawrence.
00:23:19.000 Only and sailors are called Lawrence.
00:23:21.000 From now on, you're Gober Pyle.
00:23:23.000 Sir, yes, sir.
00:23:24.000 Do you think I'm cute, Private Powell?
00:23:26.000 Do you think I'm funny?
00:23:27.000 Sir, no, sir.
00:23:28.000 Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
00:23:30.000 Sir, yes, sir.
00:23:32.000 Well, I need taught, sweetheart.
00:23:35.000 Sir, I'm trying, sir.
00:23:36.000 Private Pile, I'm going to give you three seconds.
00:23:39.000 Exactly three seconds to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull you.
00:23:48.000 One, two, three.
00:23:50.000 Sir, I can't help it.
00:23:51.000 Fall sh on your knees, scumbag.
00:23:54.000 Anyway, that goes on.
00:23:57.000 And it's a very important tool in the military, and I'm starting to see people stray from that.
00:24:03.000 Now, this is, we've been doing war for a while now.
00:24:06.000 So our techniques are valid.
00:24:08.000 And if you start reinventing the wheel and saying, no, no, no, you can't be mean to soldiers and then make them go out and do mean stuff like shoot 100 people in the head, you are going to be sending wimps into battle and wimps get killed.
00:24:21.000 So censoring these drill sergeants and censoring these commanders is suicide.
00:24:27.000 And what it is, and you see this in the police too, the top brass are now just politicians.
00:24:32.000 And all they care about is protecting their careers.
00:24:35.000 They don't give a crap about anyone below them.
00:24:37.000 And so people below them are getting abused.
00:24:40.000 And it used to be good abuse that made them stronger.
00:24:42.000 Now they're getting fired.
00:24:43.000 They're getting reprimanded.
00:24:44.000 They're getting kicked out.
00:24:46.000 And it's changing the whole military.
00:24:49.000 Do you have that clip of that British girl bawling her eyes out?
00:24:52.000 Get the f ⁇ here!
00:24:53.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:24:54.000 Hurry up!
00:24:55.000 Who is that?
00:24:56.000 Who are you?
00:24:58.000 Who are you?
00:24:59.000 What are women doing in combat?
00:25:02.000 Why are you here?
00:25:04.000 To kill who?
00:25:05.000 Get fucking here now!
00:25:07.000 Get fucking here!
00:25:09.000 Look at her walk.
00:25:10.000 Are you shopping?
00:25:11.000 No!
00:25:12.000 Get down, sick of me.
00:25:13.000 Sit me.
00:25:14.000 Why are you at my ring?
00:25:16.000 Why are you here to kill who?
00:25:17.000 Are you a fucking killer or a mouse?
00:25:19.000 Are you a killer?
00:25:20.000 Show me a warface!
00:25:22.000 That's not a warface!
00:25:23.000 Show me your war face!
00:25:25.000 Why are we piercing your tongue?
00:25:27.000 Why the f ⁇ are you piercing your tongue?
00:25:30.000 You are not a killer.
00:25:31.000 Get the fucking your hole.
00:25:32.000 Here!
00:25:32.000 Get the fucking me up!
00:25:37.000 Look at her holding a gun.
00:25:40.000 Kill it!
00:25:41.000 Get out of position!
00:25:42.000 Take it!
00:25:43.000 Okay, just pause here.
00:25:44.000 What's his motive?
00:25:44.000 Girl!
00:25:46.000 What is he trying to do here?
00:25:47.000 Make her cry?
00:25:49.000 Abuse her?
00:25:50.000 Is he a sadist?
00:25:51.000 No, he's trying to toughen her skin so when she eventually ends up in a serious situation where her life is at stake, she will have the courage, the fortitude To defend herself and her country and complete her orders.
00:26:05.000 That is his motive.
00:26:07.000 There's another motive here where he wants to weed out the phenomenally weak and those who don't have the moral fortitude to fight.
00:26:15.000 He wants to get them out of the military for their own good.
00:26:19.000 If you're a pussy, and I don't mean a woman, and you go to battle, you're going to get killed and you're going to get other people killed.
00:26:28.000 So the motive of this abuse and this tough language is to save lives.
00:26:31.000 You want the truth.
00:26:33.000 You couldn't handle the truth.
00:26:34.000 And she can't handle it.
00:26:35.000 Look at this.
00:26:36.000 You've done it.
00:26:38.000 You've done it.
00:26:39.000 Huh?
00:26:40.000 You're crying.
00:26:42.000 What are you crying for?
00:26:43.000 I just, I can't.
00:26:45.000 Because you've done it.
00:26:45.000 Oh, you f***.
00:26:47.000 Get my fucking down now.
00:26:48.000 Get my fucking down.
00:26:50.000 Get my fucking down.
00:26:51.000 You are no an alien.
00:26:53.000 Get through that now.
00:26:54.000 Get f ⁇ ing.
00:26:57.000 Was that an actual ad?
00:26:59.000 That can't be, right?
00:27:01.000 That can't be real branding.
00:27:02.000 But I support it.
00:27:04.000 Now, the reason I bring all this up is because I saw this article that said, battalion commander fired, and don't censor this, Ryan, because it's relevant to the story.
00:27:13.000 Battalion commander fired for saying faggoty.
00:27:17.000 And this guy's a war hero, and he shows up.
00:27:20.000 Well, here, let me read this story.
00:27:21.000 Following a vandalism incident during a port call visit by the San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock, New York in Gaeta, Italy, Lieutenant Colonel Marcus J. Mainz, the commander of the 2nd Battalion 6th Marine Regiment, blah, blah, blah how do you do?
00:27:35.000 What is that called Stolen Valor?
00:27:36.000 You must remember a lot of terms.
00:27:38.000 Like I can't, I could never fake that.
00:27:42.000 There's a lot of acronyms where it's like, this is a HVSC or it's like Supreme and each one's a letter.
00:27:49.000 Like that's a that's a long word.
00:27:51.000 Yeah.
00:27:52.000 So we're going to give up on stolen valor here.
00:27:54.000 Marcus Jamies, the commander of 2nd Battalion 6th Marine Regiment, allegedly used the term faggot or faggoty during a meeting with the two 6th Battalion landing team leaders.
00:28:05.000 Multiple sources have told Marine Corps time.
00:28:07.000 By the way, you're supposed to be dying for your man, dying in the foxhole, dying for your brothers.
00:28:11.000 Who ratted him out?
00:28:13.000 Who went, actually, HR, I have some kind of a, excuse the analogy, but a kind of a bomb to drop on you.
00:28:21.000 Our battalion, our, what's he called?
00:28:25.000 Our commander, said Faggotty.
00:28:29.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:28:30.000 If you're gay and you're in the military, you better be able to take a rude word because you're about to take a bullet to the chest.
00:28:38.000 We're going to lose this war.
00:28:39.000 This kind of political correctness, it gets people fired.
00:28:42.000 It's annoying here in the beautiful Western world, here in the city, here in the burbs, where everything is fine with the birds chirping and squirrels running around.
00:28:49.000 It's very inconvenient.
00:28:51.000 But when you're on the battlefield, it's death.
00:28:59.000 I don't know if I've told you this, but I hate Fortnite.
00:29:03.000 I hate that all children are obsessed with it.
00:29:06.000 I hate that when I hang out with dads, a major part of the conversation is, what are you doing to prevent Fortnite?
00:29:12.000 It's like crack, when crack invaded the East Village and the West Village in Lower Manhattan in the 80s.
00:29:19.000 We have a crack invasion going on in the suburbs, and it's called this stupid, infuriating, and violent video game.
00:29:32.000 As you probably know by now, I'm not a fan of video games.
00:29:34.000 I think it's a total and utter waste of time.
00:29:37.000 I hate the arguments.
00:29:38.000 It's a story.
00:29:39.000 Just like going to a movie.
00:29:40.000 No, a movie has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
00:29:42.000 You're just running around shooting people.
00:29:44.000 Stop pretending there's a plot to your video game.
00:29:47.000 But I understand, kids want to play video games.
00:29:49.000 I used to go to the arcade as a little kid.
00:29:53.000 Pre-liking girls, like 15 and under, I would go to arcades.
00:29:57.000 But you're 36 and you play five hours a day.
00:30:01.000 You're not deeply ashamed of that?
00:30:03.000 No, actually, it's my identity.
00:30:04.000 I'm a gamer.
00:30:06.000 Really?
00:30:07.000 I'm a beerer.
00:30:08.000 I wear Budweiser pajamas when I drink Budweiser, and I go to beer festivals.
00:30:14.000 Actually, I do do all of that.
00:30:16.000 But it's not my political identity.
00:30:18.000 And I don't call myself a bearer.
00:30:20.000 That's a joke.
00:30:20.000 Gamers are serious.
00:30:22.000 They honestly think it's an identity, like Amish or Jewish.
00:30:25.000 I'm gamish.
00:30:27.000 And there's, so all of that stuff's annoying.
00:30:30.000 And I'm constantly disciplining my kids, grounding them for catching them playing video games at times when they weren't allowed.
00:30:36.000 They're allowed Friday, Saturday, Sunday, certain times.
00:30:39.000 And then I catch them on Tuesday.
00:30:40.000 So I got to go, you're grounded all weekend, dude.
00:30:42.000 And I got to enforce that.
00:30:43.000 You think I like grounding you?
00:30:45.000 It's like timeouts.
00:30:46.000 When you do timeouts, you got to sit with the kid the whole time or he's going to run away.
00:30:50.000 Anyway, it seems like now all parents talk about to other parents is how awful Fortnite is.
00:30:57.000 And what are you doing?
00:30:58.000 And I met this great mom who told me she employs this app.
00:31:02.000 It's super expensive.
00:31:03.000 It's like $100 a year called Unglued, where you control all your kids' phones and you can unglue them from the internet at certain times.
00:31:10.000 And they can always call, call the cops, call you.
00:31:13.000 And sometimes they call her and go, we're stuck in traffic on the school bus.
00:31:16.000 Can I please have more internet time to play my video games?
00:31:19.000 She'll be like, all right, let's do five minutes.
00:31:21.000 And she says, everything is manageable except Fortnite.
00:31:27.000 Fortnite is totally different.
00:31:28.000 If the kids play Madden for a while, then they're done.
00:31:31.000 Fortnite is a different thing where it's sort of like a battle royale open thing.
00:31:35.000 And correct me if I'm wrong, right?
00:31:36.000 I've never played it before.
00:31:38.000 But anyone can get in on any device, Xbox, PlayStation, whatever, go to this universe, right?
00:31:44.000 It's like, what's that?
00:31:45.000 World of Warcraft?
00:31:46.000 Like a large map that everybody's on, yeah.
00:31:49.000 But isn't it packed with millions of people?
00:31:51.000 How is it not overcrowded?
00:31:53.000 Well, in each game, they limit it to 100 players per room.
00:31:58.000 Okay, I see.
00:31:58.000 So that's happening constantly throughout the game.
00:32:00.000 And there'll be a guy from Turkey playing it and some eight-year-old.
00:32:03.000 There was recently a case in the New York Post where a guy was arrested for threatening to kill some 11-year-old who beat him, killed him in the game.
00:32:10.000 And you have little kids killing people.
00:32:12.000 Like they shoot people in the head.
00:32:14.000 There's no blood, but you're still murdering people.
00:32:16.000 And five-year-olds play it.
00:32:17.000 Five, six, seven, eight, all the way up to the top.
00:32:20.000 And it's a free game, but what they do is they incentivize you.
00:32:24.000 Like they start, I noticed my son when he first started playing it, he was a black woman.
00:32:28.000 And they go, you could Be a white dude or even a black dude if you would just pay seven bucks for a new skin, which means like your clothes and your guns and everything.
00:32:40.000 I quickly capitulated so he could be a dude.
00:32:42.000 I can't help but think all this role-playing and being a woman in video games has led to this trans epidemic.
00:32:47.000 I can't help but think gamers and trans are related.
00:32:51.000 They all seem to play video games.
00:32:53.000 But anyway, I don't want anything banned, by the way.
00:32:55.000 I'm not one of these, this is bad for the kids.
00:32:57.000 Don't read horror comic books.
00:32:59.000 I'm just, I can still notice that it's a plague.
00:33:02.000 And with this mom, I was saying, she goes, well, I have one rule with Fortnite where I go, you play it for a while and then you have to go to another room and decompress.
00:33:13.000 Because when you go up to kids and they're playing any other MLB video game, anything else, you go, all right, guys, that's enough.
00:33:19.000 They go, oh, damn.
00:33:20.000 And they put it away and they go downstairs and look at something, comic book.
00:33:23.000 With Fortnite, they get hysterical.
00:33:26.000 They scream, they whip stuff.
00:33:27.000 They say, you're the worst father ever.
00:33:29.000 They run to their rooms.
00:33:30.000 It's really bizarre.
00:33:32.000 It's totally unique and it's unlike any other video game.
00:33:35.000 I mean, this woman, this mother had to invent a decompression chamber for her sons after they play it.
00:33:41.000 And I have the exact same experience.
00:33:43.000 All parents have this experience.
00:33:44.000 You go to a bar in the suburbs and the dads, if Fortnite comes up, the dads go, yeah, yeah, well, we got him down to five hours a week, but he had a rough time there.
00:33:53.000 And in the summer, it was 100.
00:33:55.000 100.
00:33:56.000 Some girl was in the news.
00:33:57.000 She peed her pants.
00:33:59.000 Not Peter Pan, peed her pants.
00:34:03.000 Anyway, it's a brilliant business plan, making kids into junkies and rewarding them little treats where you pay a dollar for this and a dollar for that.
00:34:10.000 And guess how much money they're making?
00:34:12.000 And I'm not against this.
00:34:13.000 I'm not against people making money.
00:34:15.000 $10 million a day.
00:34:18.000 They gross playing this game.
00:34:21.000 You know how much that is a year?
00:34:22.000 That's $3,600,000,000, if you can run the numbers.
00:34:28.000 So it's basically to video games what the iPhone is to our personal lives.
00:34:33.000 And the iPhones are also destroying our personal lives, the way we interact.
00:34:36.000 Especially, I see these families at dinner, and you'll just see like a mother, a father, you know, three kids, an uncle, a grandma, not the grandma usually, but they're all just like this.
00:34:46.000 I don't want iPhone phones banned.
00:34:48.000 I use it way too much too.
00:34:48.000 I use it all the time.
00:34:49.000 I'm just saying something is a vice.
00:34:51.000 You can acknowledge that alcohol and drugs are a vice without wanting them banned.
00:34:57.000 But what I found most interesting about all of this is it's not just wrecking kids' lives.
00:35:02.000 Fortnite is causing divorce.
00:35:04.000 This is where I tie the whole segment all together.
00:35:07.000 It's not just kids playing this silly little kids game.
00:35:11.000 It's adults.
00:35:12.000 And adults are playing it so much that it's ruining their marriage.
00:35:17.000 Dudes, get a grip.
00:35:19.000 200 divorces Fortnite has been responsible for.
00:35:23.000 Now, we need to know the area of that.
00:35:25.000 What is that, the world?
00:35:26.000 No, it must be America.
00:35:27.000 No, it's in Britain only.
00:35:30.000 And it says these 200 cases are actually from a pretty specific sample size, the UK divorce resource site.
00:35:36.000 Divorce online.
00:35:37.000 see what you're saying, so far more serious than we thought.
00:35:41.000 Because Britain has about a tenth the size of the population we have, and they take a small sample of these divorces, and 200 of that small sample was from Fortnite.
00:35:52.000 Yes, 5% of the divorces, which is pretty hefty.
00:35:56.000 Yeah, that's more accurate.
00:35:57.000 Now, obviously, we're not saying things should be banned, and capitalism has to suffer, and this is the free market being evil.
00:36:04.000 Someone handed you something addictive.
00:36:06.000 They talk about this with the hood.
00:36:08.000 The hood got filled with crack.
00:36:09.000 Yeah, okay, you could put a hundred pounds of crack on my desk.
00:36:13.000 I'm not going to do it.
00:36:15.000 I might have one or two hits.
00:36:18.000 But we've got to get a little bit more disciplined, folks.
00:36:22.000 Is this single mothers?
00:36:23.000 Is this a lack of marriage going on?
00:36:24.000 Is this divorce leading to this, and everyone wants to appease the kids?
00:36:28.000 Is this a television scourge?
00:36:30.000 I don't know how we got so bad at dealing with addiction.
00:36:32.000 Boy, that clip is bothering me.
00:36:34.000 I don't know how we got so bad at dealing with addiction, but it's ruining childhoods, and now it's ruining marriages.
00:36:40.000 Hey, media, when you're getting someone to review something, maybe don't have a chick talk about action movies and let her use her stupid liberal arts degree to tell you why this spy thriller is, I don't know, racist?
00:37:09.000 Have you noticed that we've become so politically correct that you can look at movie reviews and show reviews and know that if the critics hate it, it's probably good, and if the critics love it, it's probably overrated.
00:37:28.000 Like, get out.
00:37:30.000 Good movie.
00:37:32.000 I liked it.
00:37:33.000 But it got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes because it was about a black guy and white people are evil and blah, blah, blah.
00:37:35.000 That was super cool.
00:37:36.000 I'm sure like Charlize Theron beating the crap out of guys and any woman badass.
00:37:41.000 She's the new James Bond and she's obese and black.
00:37:47.000 You know that's the deal.
00:37:47.000 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
00:37:48.000 So you go, no thanks.
00:37:50.000 Conversely, when they say it sucks, like, curb your enthusiasm.
00:37:53.000 Same old crap.
00:37:54.000 Super boring.
00:37:55.000 I'm going to check it out.
00:37:55.000 I go, really?
00:37:57.000 Funniest season I've ever seen.
00:37:58.000 There's a fatwa out on Larry David because he ridiculed the supreme leader of Iran.
00:38:04.000 That's called hilarious.
00:38:06.000 But the PC critics don't like it because it can seem Islamophobic.
00:38:10.000 That's the way it goes.
00:38:11.000 So when I saw in Vanity Fair, Jack Ryan is a patriotic nightmare.
00:38:17.000 Watching this show, what does it say?
00:38:20.000 Feels like falling down a Fox News rabbit hole.
00:38:25.000 It's too Fox News-y.
00:38:27.000 It's about an American patriot fighting terrorism.
00:38:32.000 You know what he should be fighting?
00:38:33.000 It should be a black woman fighting rednecks.
00:38:35.000 It should be a black woman in a wheelchair who's...
00:38:38.000 queer fighting the kkk now i'm willing to wager a billion dollars a brazilion dollar that that would get a much better review and uh you read the thing and she's like he's just some random dude who works at a computer and now he's got a gun and he's killing everyone yeah lady that's the way it works uh If you want to identify with the star of a hero movie,
00:39:04.000 it helps when he's like sort of a normal guy who then becomes a badass by, you know, getting his training and everything.
00:39:10.000 Because you want to pretend it's you.
00:39:11.000 I know I'm criticizing, I'm contradicting myself now because the fat black women are going, I want to be an adventure hero.
00:39:17.000 Well, that's not plausible.
00:39:19.000 You weigh 340 pounds.
00:39:21.000 It's plausible that I, with enough training, and let's say I was 20 years younger, could eventually become a Terry Shappard.
00:39:27.000 It's semi-believable.
00:39:29.000 The suspension of disbelief has its limits.
00:39:32.000 And Jack Ryan plays that nicely.
00:39:35.000 But I look at the article, and it's written by Sonia Saraya, and it goes, this is a propulsive, enthusiastic, oh no, how dare it be enthusiastic, confident action thriller that makes a glossy, gooey narrative of American generosity and valor.
00:39:51.000 God forbid.
00:39:53.000 Neglecting to even attempt to challenge the narrative of noble American involvement and intervention abroad.
00:39:59.000 Yeah, that's the Jack Ryan series.
00:40:01.000 That's been going on forever.
00:40:03.000 That's the thriller series.
00:40:04.000 That's the James Bond of America thing.
00:40:07.000 James Bond isn't even willing to, for one moment, question the narrative of British spies.
00:40:15.000 Its other primary story objective is proving that Jack Ryan deserves his white male entitlement.
00:40:20.000 Yeah, that's what they're going for.
00:40:21.000 That's the point of Jack Ryan, was to say that he deserves his white male entitlement.
00:40:27.000 He believes all your silly paradigms and hegemonies and intersectionalities.
00:40:31.000 He speaks that crazy language, and he's trying to inject it into Jack Ryan.
00:40:34.000 Ironically, her beef is that he's not trying to inject it into Jack Ryan, which indicates just how closely American myths of masculinity...
00:40:43.000 Uh, quat?
00:40:44.000 Quat?
00:40:48.000 Is there a more masculine culture than American culture, especially south of the Mason-Dixon line?
00:40:54.000 Who is the best...
00:41:03.000 Who else?
00:41:03.000 Maybe some Vikings?
00:41:04.000 Sort of?
00:41:04.000 Not anymore, really.
00:41:06.000 See, like just Russian guys?
00:41:08.000 Russian guys, yeah, Russians could probably out-masculine us.
00:41:12.000 That's about it.
00:41:12.000 It would go Russia, as far as tough masculinity goes, it would go Russia, and they go a little far, beating the crap out of gays for no reason.
00:41:19.000 So as far as like rational levels of masculinity, I think we're winning.
00:41:23.000 The Russians are just lunatic.
00:41:25.000 They're all like enforcers for loan sharks, basically.
00:41:29.000 It's other primary, yeah, which indicates just how closely American myths of masculinity are intertwined with international dominance.
00:41:37.000 Basically, she didn't like it that he's killing Arab terrorists because terrorists are, what, Klansmen?
00:41:43.000 Are we supposed to believe that?
00:41:44.000 Now, there's a bigger thing going on here.
00:41:46.000 I don't read Vanity Fair.
00:41:47.000 I'm a boy.
00:41:48.000 But my wife's a girl, and she's very PC, liberal, whatever, vegan.
00:41:52.000 It's a whole other show, believe me.
00:41:54.000 I'm not a fan.
00:41:55.000 Well, I am a fan of her, but I'm not a fan of her politics.
00:41:58.000 Anyway, she told me that Vanity Fair used to just be these glowing things about yachts and this woman bought a Chanel bag and Chanel and Gucci are going over island hopping in Greece with Mick Jagger and stuff.
00:42:11.000 It's not my cup of tea, but you know, lower middle class women love reading about upper middle class women who are living the high life.
00:42:18.000 They like to pretend.
00:42:20.000 It's the adult equivalent of princesses and fairy time.
00:42:23.000 I have no problem with that whatsoever.
00:42:25.000 Indulge.
00:42:25.000 I remember Tacky Theodore Acropolis, my old boss, who was a, he's an old Greek tycoon.
00:42:31.000 He's old money.
00:42:32.000 In fact, he's so awesome that on his yacht, he yells at other people in less glamorous yachts and goes, vouset nouveau rich!
00:42:40.000 You're nouveau rich, he yells at them from his yacht.
00:42:44.000 That's the best kind of rich guy.
00:42:46.000 But a typical Vanity Fair article would be the one he wrote, which was his defense of wearing your watch over your collar, wearing your Rolex on top of the collar of your shirt.
00:42:55.000 He was defending that as a move.
00:42:58.000 Again, it doesn't compute up here, not my world, but I can see how looking at pictures of diamonds is exciting.
00:43:05.000 And that has been the history of Vanity Fair from forever ago till they got an affirmative action hire, Rhodika Jones.
00:43:13.000 Now, Radhika Jones comes into Vanity Fair and she's decided to inject this pro-multicultural thing.
00:43:21.000 No one has a problem with that.
00:43:22.000 I mean, Tacky is Greek.
00:43:24.000 But it becomes un-American and it becomes more about social justice warrior virtue signaling than a magazine.
00:43:31.000 And my point here is, once again, PC has ruined everything, even ruining stuff I could care less about.
00:43:38.000 It's ruined Vanity Fair.
00:43:39.000 We have Radhika Jones hiring Sonia Saraya to review a men's action series and bitch about how it promotes white entitlement, white male entitlement.
00:43:52.000 And we're seeing this all over the magazine world too.
00:43:54.000 You can throw a dart at an industry and find it ruined by feminism, multiculturalism, and political correctness.
00:44:02.000 Can't you just let things thrive on their own?
00:44:04.000 Why do you have to, like a communist, enforce some sort of equal outcome?
00:44:08.000 And if you're going to do that, by the way, can you get involved in sanitation?
00:44:12.000 Can you walk along an I-beam on a skyscraper, please, and replace one of the divots, one of the rivets that popped out?
00:44:21.000 Here's another example of this.
00:44:23.000 Lesbian Kelly Holland.
00:44:26.000 She's a, and she was hired to run Penthouse into the ground.
00:44:32.000 She apparently has, I know some insiders in the adult industry, and apparently this chick doesn't want women to be too sexy.
00:44:41.000 She likes all her lesbian friends to hire.
00:44:44.000 They have big lesbian orgies at her ranch, I'm told.
00:44:48.000 And Penthouse's sales have plummeted since they took over.
00:44:51.000 Vanity Fair, I assume it's plummeting since Rhodika Jones took over, because when you put your personal politics above supply and demand, obviously you're going for second best.
00:45:02.000 You're not going for meritocracy.
00:45:04.000 You're not going for what sells.
00:45:06.000 You're going for what makes you feel good inside.
00:45:09.000 Well, if I ran Vanity Fair, I would make it all about, well, I did run a magazine.
00:45:14.000 It was all about the stuff I liked, like a gross jar, where you would put gross stuff, grocery and grocery stuff every month and watch it decompose.
00:45:21.000 It was retarded and it was funny.
00:45:24.000 But I didn't have an agenda when I did it.
00:45:27.000 You shouldn't, that's called a dictatorship.
00:45:29.000 That's called tyranny.
00:45:30.000 And these social justice warriors, I think they weren't invited to parties when they were young.
00:45:36.000 And they've decided now that they're getting affirmative action into positions of power, they just don't want success.
00:45:43.000 They want revenge.
00:45:45.000 Don't give a damn.
00:45:50.000 I'd like to introduce a barbershop quartet I started, but it's instead of four, it's one.
00:45:56.000 So it's a barbershop Unilet.
00:46:00.000 And we do a little song called Get Off My Lawn.