Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 30, 2018


Ep 203 | 78 Minutes of Terror | Get Off My Lawn


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41 minutes

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7,154

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677

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In this episode, I talk about the anti-Trump protests that have been going on near my home in the suburbs of New York, and why I think they re a symptom of a larger problem, which is that liberal neighbors are angry at me for being a conservative.

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00:00:49.000 Hello.
00:00:51.000 Sorry, I'm a little late today.
00:00:53.000 Got in here late.
00:00:55.000 I was back in the suburbs of New York where I live, where I am being terrorized by my liberal neighbors for liking Trump.
00:01:06.000 For people who talk about inclusiveness a lot, they are pretty exclusionary.
00:01:12.000 My wife is a liberal who voted for Hillary. 0.99
00:01:15.000 My children are non-white.
00:01:17.000 My wife is American Indian.
00:01:19.000 My wife's a vegan liberal. 0.92
00:01:22.000 But I do support Trump.
00:01:23.000 I am a conservative, and I work at a company called Conservative Review.
00:01:29.000 Ergo hate.
00:01:31.000 Hate.
00:01:32.000 I've also been in the news recently quite a bit, and there's been a lot of fake news spiraling around.
00:01:37.000 I mean, it just follows me everywhere.
00:01:39.000 I got the swastika of Damocles hanging over my head no matter what I do.
00:01:44.000 And people don't talk to people anymore.
00:01:46.000 They just take the innuendo.
00:01:48.000 So they put signs on my lawn.
00:01:50.000 I'm told they're holding a vigil against me, maybe in front of my house with candles.
00:01:54.000 This is all part of the domestic terrorism. 0.84
00:01:57.000 I've been speaking to the police in two separate areas.
00:02:03.000 My wife has been trying to contact the people involved with my children in her arms, saying, why are you endangering my children?
00:02:12.000 But you don't get any reaction from them because the thing about this vilification is it dehumanizes the opponent.
00:02:22.000 So they, when my wife is pleading with tears pouring down her face, holding my five-year-old, they just see a zombie that's married to a monster.
00:02:37.000 It really is the, and I'm sorry, by the way, to be talking about my own problems when there's brutal tragedies that are in a different universe going on.
00:02:48.000 I don't want to trivialize that.
00:02:52.000 But, you know, they're kind of related in a sense that having a vigil near my home, the same time or within a couple days where they're having a real vigil for real deaths for, I believe it was nine innocent people that were praying.
00:03:08.000 This is not just a Christian country.
00:03:10.000 This is a Judeo-Christian country built on Judeo-Christian values.
00:03:15.000 We should all be coming together and not talking about divisiveness at this time.
00:03:18.000 But the fact that they're going to have an anti-Trump, anti-Gavin vigil under the guise of inclusiveness and to have it so close when there are bona fide vigils for real tragedies within a couple days of each other is political opportunism.
00:03:37.000 I...
00:03:40.000 You don't see this from the right.
00:03:43.000 You don't see people harassing neighbors.
00:03:45.000 You don't see them trying to glom onto tragedies and make it about them.
00:03:51.000 You don't see the fake news dominating.
00:03:53.000 Anyway, I don't know how I segue into an actual show now.
00:03:58.000 I guess we can just try it, right?
00:04:00.000 Should we just try doing the news?
00:04:05.000 Yes, so back to work, Gavin.
00:04:08.000 Yes, your family is endangered.
00:04:08.000 Shake it off.
00:04:10.000 Your wife and children are being terrorized by liberals with no good reason at all.
00:04:18.000 And no one talking to you, even though you're the most available human being on earth and would kill to have any liberal guest on this show kill.
00:04:26.000 But they don't come.
00:04:28.000 They don't.
00:04:30.000 I don't want to.
00:04:31.000 Ryan's got a soundboard now.
00:04:32.000 I don't want to give hate a platform.
00:04:34.000 Yeah, the person that you're...
00:04:41.000 Your opponent doesn't believe you when you say hate.
00:04:43.000 It's like the pro-choice, pro-life thing.
00:04:46.000 One group is not anti-life, and the other group is not anti-choice.
00:04:50.000 Antifa are not anti-fascists.
00:04:53.000 You're falling for the jargon, the propaganda.
00:04:57.000 The person that I want to debate is for me to say, I'm not about hate.
00:05:01.000 Well, why don't you want welfare? 0.70
00:05:03.000 You want blacks to suffer? 1.00
00:05:04.000 No, I think they suffer more with welfare.
00:05:08.000 Why don't you want health care?
00:05:10.000 You want people to be sick?
00:05:11.000 Of course I want health care.
00:05:14.000 I don't like your plan.
00:05:15.000 I don't think that will benefit the most people.
00:05:18.000 Like they literally have commercials, political campaigns, where they'll have an old lady being pushed off a cliff in a wheelchair.
00:05:25.000 Yeah, that's our side.
00:05:27.000 The wheelchair granny off a cliff side. 1.00
00:05:29.000 Your side is the take care of the nice old lady side. 1.00
00:05:32.000 That sounds adult.
00:05:35.000 Anyway, we have Tom Sawyer, not from the Rush song, but he's a bomb expert.
00:05:42.000 And I know the bombs are long gone.
00:05:43.000 It's ancient news now.
00:05:44.000 What, that was three days ago?
00:05:46.000 Who cares about that?
00:05:48.000 But I've become fascinated with the whole concept of bombs.
00:05:52.000 I think it's one of those things we just take for granted.
00:05:54.000 Yeah, a mail bomb.
00:05:55.000 But I don't see how that works.
00:05:57.000 I sent a bunch of stuff up to my buddy in Canada recently, and there was a Leatherman in there and a couple books, which I don't advise, by the way.
00:06:03.000 It costs a fortune to send one book to Canada.
00:06:07.000 And there was so much scrutiny involved.
00:06:09.000 It was a real pain in the ass.
00:06:10.000 It took me about 23 minutes.
00:06:11.000 I had to fill in all these stupid forms.
00:06:13.000 Now, how do you have a lead pipe in there?
00:06:16.000 Or a box with some sort of explosive that has a hinge that goes when you open it?
00:06:21.000 I know Timothy McVeigh did it, but that was another time long ago.
00:06:25.000 Interesting little factor about bombs.
00:06:27.000 Did you know that's all the IRA?
00:06:31.000 Like all the Middle Eastern style of bombing and stuff came from the IRA.
00:06:35.000 Originally, it was the British, World War I and World War II.
00:06:38.000 They kept upping the bomb technology.
00:06:40.000 The IRA took that technology and really made it work, made it utilitarian, so anyone could use it.
00:06:48.000 And after they did that, everyone just sort of goes by the IRA template.
00:06:53.000 Even the Middle East, even ISIS, they're basically using the same IRA blueprint.
00:06:57.000 Yeah, that's why, and the Irish car bombs in Boston, that whole that mob and stuff. 0.66
00:07:02.000 There's actually a movie on that, and there's a pipe bomb, car bomb explosion every five minutes of the movie, and it's based on his true story.
00:07:09.000 Huh.
00:07:10.000 It was a big deal.
00:07:12.000 I mean, yeah.
00:07:12.000 I sit here and complain, but someone like Tommy Robinson experiences real terror or those victims in the synagogue.
00:07:18.000 Right.
00:07:18.000 The most important thing, I guess, in the news would be Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. Is that what happened?
00:07:32.000 And Cardi B is saying that she won?
00:07:35.000 Is that what's going on?
00:07:37.000 Are you not up on the news?
00:07:40.000 No, I don't follow any pop culture stuff, but it's pop culture.
00:07:45.000 This is an important conflict with two African-Americans. 0.99
00:07:48.000 You know what?
00:07:48.000 You're absolutely right.
00:07:49.000 Don't you hate when rappers say they're an artist?
00:07:52.000 Yes, I do.
00:07:53.000 It's like when actors say, yeah, well, I'm going to be working that whole month.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, not really.
00:08:00.000 You're sitting in a trailer waiting to say your lines.
00:08:03.000 The term film is a little too pretentious, unless it's like seeds.
00:08:06.000 No one misses films anymore.
00:08:08.000 No.
00:08:10.000 Nikki Minaj and Cardi B had a fight.
00:08:12.000 I just wanted to put that up there.
00:08:13.000 I don't care, obviously, nor do you.
00:08:15.000 They're very colorful.
00:08:18.000 I like pretty ladies and breasts, and I like bright colors. 1.00
00:08:22.000 They're so angry, too.
00:08:23.000 Like, there's so much...
00:08:26.000 Very interesting.
00:08:27.000 I mean, outside of the actual content, the colors and the sounds, it's very stimulating.
00:08:27.000 Yeah.
00:08:33.000 I would even show this, like, if you were in Japan or Brazil or something, you should check in on the Nicki Minaj Cardi B beef just for the colors.
00:08:40.000 It really is cartoon-esque.
00:08:42.000 It's really.
00:08:43.000 It's the rivalry of a Pixar movie.
00:08:45.000 I was going to say didactic, but I got an email.
00:08:48.000 Someone is really mad at me for overusing that word.
00:08:50.000 It's very didactic.
00:08:53.000 Didactic means educational.
00:08:55.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:56.000 All right, so serious news, Trump wants to end birthright.
00:08:58.000 And of course, the left, as we were talking about earlier, wants to twist that into evil and hatred.
00:09:04.000 And he wants to hurt babies.
00:09:06.000 So the Twitter moments are obviously very biased, but Trump signals intention to end birthright citizenship with executive order.
00:09:14.000 Like even that verbiage, birthright is taken away.
00:09:18.000 It's your right.
00:09:20.000 Well, that sounds good.
00:09:22.000 I agree.
00:09:23.000 If someone is born here, even if their parents are illegal, you're born in America, you're raised here, you're an American.
00:09:30.000 That sounds great.
00:09:31.000 It's like gay marriage. 0.98
00:09:32.000 Two guys are in love.
00:09:32.000 Why can't they love each other?
00:09:34.000 You don't think two people can hold each other tight?
00:09:37.000 And then it starts unfolding.
00:09:39.000 And you realize there are entire hotels in LA dedicated to pregnant women, Chinese women, who come here at eight months pregnant, have the baby, kid gets the citizenship, hop back on the plane.
00:09:50.000 It's an entire industry.
00:09:53.000 So as with all things with the state, they start out sounding nice and they get women to vote for them because it sounds beautiful.
00:10:00.000 And then it slowly unfolds and it becomes a trick, an industry.
00:10:05.000 What was that blit sound?
00:10:07.000 I mean, that's interesting.
00:10:08.000 You could definitely do it very much into it.
00:10:10.000 Well, you can definitely do it with an act of Congress, but now they're saying I can do it just with an executive order.
00:10:16.000 Now, how ridiculous.
00:10:17.000 We're the only country in the world where a person comes in, has a baby, and the baby is essentially a citizen of the United States for 85 years with all of those benefits.
00:10:26.000 It's ridiculous.
00:10:27.000 It's ridiculous.
00:10:28.000 And it has to end.
00:10:30.000 Have you talked about that with council?
00:10:32.000 Yeah, I have.
00:10:33.000 So we're in the process?
00:10:34.000 Pretty aggressive interviewers, huh?
00:10:36.000 Isn't that a good sign?
00:10:37.000 Doesn't that show you live in a free country when you can be that sassy to the leader of the free world?
00:10:44.000 Did you talk to council about this?
00:10:45.000 I mean, what are you doing?
00:10:46.000 Is this even legal?
00:10:47.000 Hey, hey, look at me.
00:10:49.000 I am the captain now.
00:10:50.000 Two-on-one.
00:10:51.000 Yeah, two-on-one.
00:10:53.000 Have you even researched it?
00:10:54.000 So that, by the way, that whole thing is, can he make this decision?
00:10:59.000 And some are saying it would take forever and it would be a legal nightmare, and the others are saying you can make an executive order and just make it go like that.
00:11:05.000 I think birthright citizenship should be abolished. 0.54
00:11:08.000 It's a beautiful notion that sounds sweet as candy, but has been abused.
00:11:14.000 Sort of like food stamps.
00:11:15.000 It sounds good at first, and then you live in a community as I did where they had food stamps and you realize these are being brutally abused.
00:11:25.000 What were you going to say?
00:11:25.000 No, I was just wondering if we're the only country with...
00:11:32.000 All persons born naturally in the United States.
00:11:35.000 Can you not do your research live on air, please?
00:11:38.000 I don't know.
00:11:38.000 Learning with Ryan.
00:11:40.000 Welcome back, folks.
00:11:41.000 We watch Ryan learn stuff.
00:11:43.000 Let's talk about this Jared Bolsonaro.
00:11:48.000 He's pictured recently with a katana.
00:11:52.000 Is this becoming a right-wing meme now?
00:11:55.000 Having a shling? 0.86
00:11:57.000 Mine was plastic.
00:11:58.000 His looks real.
00:11:59.000 I don't think I influenced him, nor did Otaya Yamaguchi.
00:12:04.000 But I think what he's doing there is he was stabbed.
00:12:07.000 He was at a rally.
00:12:08.000 They were carrying him on his shoulders, and he lived.
00:12:10.000 And I guess he's saying, like, try it.
00:12:13.000 Try it, mother f ⁇ ers. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Come and get it.
00:12:17.000 I should probably write down that swear word so you can bleep it.
00:12:21.000 So I don't know much about this guy, and I like antagonizing the left.
00:12:25.000 So it seems fun because he's so caustic.
00:12:29.000 But let's look at some videos about this dude because he is very likable.
00:12:34.000 You got that montage of things he said?
00:12:40.000 Just pause for a second here.
00:12:42.000 No offense, Brazil.
00:12:43.000 Love you to death.
00:12:45.000 Your language is the ugliest language I've heard since Russian. 1.00
00:12:48.000 It sounds like someone put some Spanish in my ear and then stabbed it with a fork and twisted it.
00:12:54.000 It sounds like Spanish in a blender with a bunch of tongues in there. 0.98
00:13:02.000 This is obviously very biased, this video.
00:13:21.000 I wonder if sissies is much worse. 1.00
00:13:31.000 You've been noticing.
00:13:32.000 He's been at that time, that's a good one.
00:13:38.000 You know what I've noticed, by the way?
00:13:39.000 I get this too.
00:13:40.000 When you like cops and you support the police, they get into this militaristic mentality where they think you have this personal army where cops follow you and protect you and you can sick them on people and stuff.
00:13:52.000 No, I just don't think that cops are racist murderers, and I think that their lives matter.
00:13:58.000 Don't have a personal army.
00:14:00.000 Sorry.
00:14:02.000 All right, let's look at some of his worst quotes, though, because you got to be careful when you advocate someone just because they trigger the left.
00:14:10.000 You're saying this guy's awesome, this guy's tough on crime.
00:14:13.000 Then you get into something like eugenics or race and IQ or Holocaust and now, and you go, whoops, I bet on the wrong horse. 0.85
00:14:23.000 But The Independent now is a very liberal newspaper, but what do they say here?
00:14:28.000 I wouldn't rape you because you don't deserve it, he said in response to remarks by Miss Rosario claiming he had encouraged rape.
00:14:36.000 That's a very rude joke.
00:14:38.000 This is another thing the left loves to do, is willful ignorance.
00:14:40.000 So they'll hear something that's clearly a joke and then pretend it's some sort of policy.
00:14:44.000 Like he says, only women who deserve it get raped, and this is his new law.
00:14:50.000 Obviously, he didn't mean that.
00:14:52.000 In an interview with Playboy Magazine, he said, I would be incapable of loving a homosexual son.
00:14:58.000 Pardon?
00:14:59.000 I would prefer my son to die in an accident than show up with a mustachioed man. 0.98
00:15:04.000 That might be a joke, but that's pretty terrible.
00:15:07.000 He's ripping off a Tracy Morgan joke.
00:15:12.000 Oh, really?
00:15:13.000 Yeah, he's like, man, it's not actually a joke.
00:15:15.000 He said he'd just stab his son if he was gay.
00:15:17.000 Oh, I remember that.
00:15:18.000 He got a lot of trouble with it.
00:15:19.000 Yeah, he did get it.
00:15:20.000 I think it was a lead-in to something.
00:15:21.000 That's a horrible thing to say.
00:15:23.000 And if it's a joke, it's not very funny.
00:15:25.000 If either of my sons were gay, I would be upset for a day. 1.00
00:15:31.000 And it would be because they're not going to have kids.
00:15:35.000 During an interview in 2018, he said, they asked him how he spent his housing allowance.
00:15:38.000 And he said, since I was a bachelor at the time, I used my money to have sex with people.
00:15:42.000 That sounds like a bad translation.
00:15:45.000 The former army man has spoken fondly of a military dictatorship.
00:15:49.000 The dictatorship's mistake was to torture, but not kill.
00:15:53.000 Okay, now we're really cooking with gas here.
00:15:56.000 This guy is leaving my grasp.
00:15:59.000 I'm sort of, there's liberals, there's center, there's new right, then there's like, they get, you lose them to the alt-right.
00:16:07.000 I think he's just sort of escaping my tentacles here.
00:16:12.000 All right, here's one that seems pretty bad.
00:16:15.000 Police invade schools.
00:16:17.000 So there's a meme going around, but it's a tweet.
00:16:20.000 So it's a screen grab of a tweet that's going around.
00:16:23.000 And it just says that 20, do you have the tweet though?
00:16:28.000 More than 20 Brazilian universities were invaded by the military police in the past two days.
00:16:33.000 They confiscated material on the history of fascism, interrupted classics due to ideological content, removed anti-fascist banners, and protesters claiming that it was electoral propaganda.
00:16:44.000 I don't know if I believe that.
00:16:46.000 This is not exactly a news source.
00:16:48.000 So let's go to a only slightly more credible news source, which is Vox.
00:16:53.000 And you get a similar story, but not even close to that.
00:16:57.000 I think we all should take a break from taking memes as fact.
00:17:01.000 Remember the meme we had on the show where the guy had a hand truck in a shopping cart?
00:17:06.000 And we said he's a loser, and then we found him.
00:17:09.000 And he said, I was using the shopping cart because I had lead pipes in there too that I didn't feel like carrying on my fingers like finger puppets.
00:17:16.000 But the Vox thing says, Brazilian media report that police are entering university classrooms to interrogate professors.
00:17:25.000 So this could just be as simple as they were going to talk to professors.
00:17:29.000 But that is, even that's kind of weird.
00:17:31.000 I hate universities.
00:17:33.000 I think they are Marxist indoctrination.
00:17:36.000 But I'm not sure I want the government going in there and interrogating professors.
00:17:42.000 That doesn't bode well.
00:17:43.000 This is like my liberal, classical liberal roots and my sort of Pepe the Frog new right having an inner battle right here.
00:17:51.000 It's fun to laugh with Jar Bolsonaro, but we still don't want a dictatorship.
00:17:57.000 The whole like helicopter rides for commies thing, that's a joke.
00:18:02.000 If Pinochet really did run America, I'd be dead.
00:18:05.000 I'd be the first to go.
00:18:07.000 Us blabber mouths are always the first to go in dictatorships. 0.53
00:18:10.000 And the left should be wary of that too.
00:18:12.000 Communism and fascism, we all, us creative types lose in both scenarios.
00:18:19.000 That's why a common banner you see amongst my peers is a swastika crossed out and a hammer and sickle crossed out.
00:18:27.000 All right, is that enough of Jare?
00:18:29.000 Yes.
00:18:30.000 I don't even like their names.
00:18:31.000 Jare.
00:18:33.000 All right, let's talk to our bomb expert.
00:18:35.000 The time has come on fit Apache. 0.94
00:18:38.000 We find one gallon to get married. 1.00
00:18:41.000 Tom, are you there, sir?
00:18:42.000 Yes, I am.
00:18:43.000 Hi, Gavin.
00:18:44.000 Great to finally speak with you.
00:18:45.000 Well, you know, the bomb story has already been clouded over by this horrific tragedy in Pittsburgh.
00:18:53.000 And I don't want to trivialize that, but I still am not over these bombs.
00:18:57.000 But the second I heard that there was bombs being sent, I thought it's obviously fake.
00:19:01.000 And you did a great exposition on Twitter where you said that can't be a bomb.
00:19:05.000 But I kind of want to get away from that and do a bigger picture look at the whole idea of mail bombs.
00:19:11.000 They seem to me to be pretty much impossible to pull off.
00:19:17.000 Yes, there's definitely a good point to that.
00:19:19.000 You know, I hate to say it's impossible, but it's exceedingly difficult if you had actual real explosives.
00:19:27.000 And what really does it isn't just like, you know, the wires and the timer and all that, what it really comes down to in detection is actually the actual explosive material itself.
00:19:36.000 Now, I heard in the report, and just, you know, I'm getting the same information that everyone else is.
00:19:40.000 I just look at it a different way.
00:19:42.000 And it says apparently there was sulfur in there, but it was only sulfur.
00:19:46.000 And sulfur by itself is a fuel, the same way that charcoal is a fuel.
00:19:50.000 If you combine sulfur and charcoal, which are your fuels, and then you contain a thing called saltpeter, better known as potassium nitrate, then that will get you black powder, right?
00:19:59.000 Now, black powder.
00:20:00.000 Doesn't that make you impotent, saltpeter?
00:20:03.000 That's what they told me when I went through boot camp.
00:20:05.000 They said they put it in, they said they put saltpeter in your food.
00:20:08.000 That's why we can never get a hard-on when we're going through basic training.
00:20:11.000 Okay, but take that one scenario you came up with.
00:20:15.000 So you make a bomb, you got sulfur here, potassium, whatever you called it, dioxide.
00:20:20.000 And now my thing has to work such that when you open up the package, somehow they mix together and explode.
00:20:27.000 I mean, it just seems like a Rube Goldberg.
00:20:30.000 Plus, that thing's getting shaken up as it's in the postal truck and being brought to this thing.
00:20:34.000 Right.
00:20:35.000 Because black powder itself is very dangerous to handle.
00:20:37.000 You don't want to mess with that stuff.
00:20:39.000 And then, you know, it's gunpowder, like old-timey, you know, flintlock gunpowder.
00:20:42.000 You know, that's what that is.
00:20:43.000 That's what black powder is.
00:20:45.000 And it's actually, it's difficult to, once you make it handle it.
00:20:47.000 But then setting it off isn't really that difficult.
00:20:49.000 But then it was really more about like there's a timer, but then the actual initiating device, which doesn't seem to be powered by anything other than the battery on the clock.
00:20:58.000 You know, I've said this a couple of times.
00:20:59.000 I said this to Daily Wire and other folks.
00:21:02.000 I said, look, the purpose of this wasn't really ever meant to hurt anyone.
00:21:05.000 I think apparently he said that too.
00:21:07.000 He's like, I didn't want to hurt anybody.
00:21:08.000 He just wanted to scare people.
00:21:09.000 So like, that's what that was.
00:21:11.000 And so I think that was a hoax.
00:21:11.000 Right.
00:21:13.000 Yeah, it's a hoax.
00:21:14.000 It's like, you know, it's like holding up a bank with a BB gun.
00:21:17.000 You know, or a toy gun.
00:21:18.000 I mean, you're still holding up a bank.
00:21:20.000 So then the way I see it, the bigger picture, yeah, it's very difficult.
00:21:23.000 They have all sorts of chemical detectors, everything like that.
00:21:26.000 One instance I can relate to you as an EOD, explosive ordnance disposal officer, right?
00:21:32.000 And that's what the bomb squad is in the military.
00:21:34.000 We call it EOD.
00:21:36.000 Many times when I was stationed in Coronado, California in San Diego, just flying home for Thanksgiving in the San Diego airport.
00:21:44.000 I remember putting my backpack, just my personal backpack, just like this, which happened to have had a few weeks prior.
00:21:50.000 I had like two or three blocks of C4 in there because we were doing some training out in the range.
00:21:54.000 And so, you know, it's a pretty serious explosive that could take your house down.
00:21:57.000 But it was just happened to have been in there and the trace elements that were in there got picked up by the TSA.
00:22:03.000 Like the little, the gal in there decided to swab the inside. 1.00
00:22:06.000 And it goes off.
00:22:06.000 Yeah.
00:22:07.000 They did it again.
00:22:08.000 And then fortunately, thank God I was in San Diego because the supervisor saw me, looked at me, and, you know, I'm just in jeans and a t-shirt.
00:22:14.000 And she, she looks at me and she says, military?
00:22:16.000 I said, yes.
00:22:17.000 She said, EOD or SEAL?
00:22:19.000 I said, EOD.
00:22:20.000 Okay, get out of here. 0.90
00:22:21.000 I'm surprised that TSA agent was that cool and savvy.
00:22:24.000 They're some of the most incompetent people I've ever come across.
00:22:27.000 And that's funny.
00:22:28.000 The girl who initially did the swab was scared out of her mind. 0.74
00:22:31.000 I think it might have been her first week on the job.
00:22:33.000 And she just starts looking at me and it goes off and she doesn't know what to do.
00:22:35.000 And all of a sudden, she needs an adult.
00:22:38.000 And then the adult lady comes over and it was fine.
00:22:40.000 But yeah.
00:22:41.000 But to give you an idea, I mean, they trace.
00:22:43.000 I don't know the inner workings of how the Postal Service screens, those things or not.
00:22:46.000 I really don't.
00:22:48.000 It just seems impossible.
00:22:51.000 Ted Kaczynski did it.
00:22:53.000 He was an evil genius.
00:22:55.000 Yes.
00:22:56.000 But he also, this was a different time.
00:22:58.000 You go to the post office right now, you try to mail someone a Leatherman or a rock, and there's going to be all kinds of questions asked.
00:23:06.000 I couldn't mail a bottle of wine.
00:23:08.000 And I just stuffed it in there anyways.
00:23:10.000 So I don't know.
00:23:10.000 It went in.
00:23:11.000 But yeah, a bottle of wine.
00:23:11.000 I don't know.
00:23:13.000 You know, whatever.
00:23:14.000 So I get the IEDs.
00:23:15.000 I get the bombs.
00:23:16.000 I understand all that.
00:23:17.000 But the idea of a bomb in the mail, I don't know.
00:23:20.000 I think we should all be dubious when we even hear that concept.
00:23:23.000 Right.
00:23:24.000 And apparently, like, you know, there was, it had stamps, but they weren't postmarked.
00:23:27.000 So then there's a different report saying they're delivered by hand by courier, even though there were stamps on it.
00:23:32.000 Look, I don't know.
00:23:33.000 I don't have any inside information.
00:23:35.000 I'm seeing the same things you are.
00:23:36.000 Now, if it's delivered by a courier, okay, then maybe a different story.
00:23:40.000 But it's just, it's harder.
00:23:43.000 And I don't want to say it's impossible, but it's exceedingly difficult to make it almost impossible, put it that way.
00:23:52.000 To put any real serious explosives in the form of a pipe bomb like that, put it in the mail, and it reaches its destination, or at least the screening center at the destination.
00:24:01.000 You know, that people open their mail.
00:24:02.000 It didn't get caught like right away.
00:24:04.000 Strange.
00:24:05.000 Yeah.
00:24:06.000 Okay, last question.
00:24:07.000 The use of bombs in terror and violence in America, would you say it's gone up since the 70s or down?
00:24:16.000 In America.
00:24:18.000 You know, I'm a military guy, not a law enforcement guy, but I'm friends with guys here in the city or agents and whatnot.
00:24:24.000 And I'd have to do a little bit of homework on that one.
00:24:26.000 But the thing is, is like the ones that make the news, there's a lot that are out there.
00:24:30.000 And sometimes they're just kind of like some weird kid who likes the tinker.
00:24:33.000 And, you know, they're a little bit, got a little bit of a pyro streak in them.
00:24:36.000 And that happens an awful lot.
00:24:38.000 But as far as the use of terrorism, I think it might have gone down.
00:24:42.000 You know, I don't know.
00:24:43.000 That's all I need.
00:24:44.000 That's how I do my research.
00:24:46.000 I talk to someone in the field, they give me a hunch, and then I make that a fact.
00:24:50.000 That's good.
00:24:51.000 That's a good way to move.
00:24:52.000 You should definitely put it on the internet, too.
00:24:54.000 Yep, that's a fact.
00:24:56.000 All right, Tom, thanks for taking some time out of here.
00:25:00.000 Still more real than CNN.
00:25:02.000 Well, I put still more real than CNN.
00:25:04.000 I'm a normal person at this point, right?
00:25:05.000 I get a DM from Jake Taffer whining at me.
00:25:08.000 Really?
00:25:09.000 I swear to God, I'll shoot you the screenshot.
00:25:11.000 They're real sensitive over there.
00:25:14.000 What's that?
00:25:14.000 They're real sensitive over there.
00:25:16.000 Yeah, and when I was talking to Jack Pasovic and a couple other folks, other media folks who I've been in touch with lately, he said that he is just a little crybaby in person.
00:25:26.000 He does not get, he gets offended very easily.
00:25:30.000 And he just, I mean, yeah, and he's not joking.
00:25:33.000 I thought he was joking, right?
00:25:34.000 When he sends quotes, still more real than CNN at me, like, really, really?
00:25:39.000 And I'm like, oh, come on, that's funny, dude.
00:25:41.000 Like, I mean, at least be able to laugh at yourself.
00:25:42.000 I mean, I mean, not having people like me, people like you, you know how to laugh at yourself, at least, not take yourself too seriously all the time.
00:25:49.000 Could not do it.
00:25:50.000 Too true.
00:25:50.000 Tom, we got to go.
00:25:51.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:25:53.000 All right.
00:25:53.000 Thank you very much.
00:25:54.000 Talk soon.
00:25:54.000 Cheers.
00:25:55.000 Cheers.
00:26:01.000 Today's Tom Soya Mean Mean Tribe.
00:26:05.000 That's the band Rush.
00:26:06.000 I didn't choose them as the opening song, but I like them.
00:26:12.000 You know how many women like Rush? 1.00
00:26:14.000 Zero.
00:26:15.000 I've seen Rush live in concert, and you just look around and you just see nothing but dudes.
00:26:20.000 Nothing, not one woman in the entire place. 0.99
00:26:23.000 In fact, it's become a joke.
00:26:25.000 I say often if I'm in a service line waiting to be helped and the person's busy, I say, I'm like a girl's record collection.
00:26:33.000 No rush.
00:26:34.000 It usually does pretty well.
00:26:35.000 You can have that, by the way.
00:26:37.000 No, the reason I chose Apache Indian as the opening song and Arranged Marriage, I want Guilles. 1.00
00:26:43.000 He's an Indian guy who's popular in the 90s.
00:26:46.000 British guy, sang a lot of love songs.
00:26:50.000 This is before being brown meant I have to be brown and talk about being brown and brown, 80, brown, brown, brown.
00:26:55.000 My whole identity is my race.
00:26:57.000 And by the way, America's racist and it's a horrible place to be.
00:27:01.000 That's back in the 90s.
00:27:03.000 You could just say, yeah, I'm Indian, I guess, but I'm about hot chicks and I like to sing reggae.
00:27:09.000 I like to sing dancehall.
00:27:10.000 Even the rap scene back then, you know what a lot of the songs were about?
00:27:13.000 Was let's stop the violence in the hood.
00:27:15.000 It wasn't about victims.
00:27:16.000 It was there was a whole campaign called Stop the Violence done.
00:27:19.000 Public Enemy were a big part of it, KRS1, and they would sing songs about we need to check ourselves and our communities and stop killing each other.
00:27:27.000 You don't see that anymore.
00:27:29.000 Now it's victim, victim, victim.
00:27:31.000 And the perfect example of this, how much time do I have?
00:27:35.000 The perfect example of this is Apu.
00:27:38.000 Apu is dead.
00:27:39.000 He has been killed by political correctness, buddy.
00:27:44.000 He has been eradicated.
00:27:46.000 And here's how it works.
00:27:48.000 If you're brown and your career is going okay, you have a fast-forward button called persecution and victim.
00:27:58.000 And it becomes irresistible to push, especially if you're not that good.
00:28:02.000 So it's sitting there like a little bag of Coke at a bachelor party when you're in AA and you're just like, eventually you're going to go, ah, do a bump.
00:28:13.000 And this guy, what was his name?
00:28:16.000 Hari Kondabolu said, I could whine about my race and my career would fast forward.
00:28:24.000 I know.
00:28:24.000 I'll do a whole movie about how offensive a poo is.
00:28:28.000 Now, a poo is an exaggerated stereotype of an Indian immigrant.
00:28:34.000 Let's check it out.
00:28:35.000 My name is Hari Kondabolu.
00:28:36.000 I've had a great career filled with laughter, criticism, who haunts me.
00:28:44.000 A poo Nahasapima Pedalon. 0.81
00:28:46.000 Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again.
00:28:49.000 How many of you had to deal with being called a poo or that being referenced?
00:28:54.000 Yeah, lots of women get called a poo. 1.00
00:28:58.000 Problem is, we didn't have any other representation.
00:29:01.000 Cabby, cabby, cabby, deli, deli, deli.
00:29:06.000 All right, that's enough.
00:29:07.000 You know how the whole movie goes now.
00:29:09.000 You know, Scots don't really have representation.
00:29:13.000 Have you noticed that?
00:29:14.000 It's just Groundskeeper Willie, crazy guy on So I Married an X Murderer. 0.98
00:29:18.000 If it's not Scottish, it's crap on SNL. 0.90
00:29:20.000 With Scrooge McDuck, you know, we're portrayed as cheap.
00:29:23.000 We're always wearing tartan.
00:29:25.000 It hurts me so much.
00:29:27.000 It rips my heart out.
00:29:30.000 Do you know how much abuse white male dads take on sitcoms?
00:29:34.000 Have you checked in on a guy named Homer Simpson?
00:29:37.000 Do you know how severely he is so retarded, he definitely could not feed himself. 1.00
00:29:43.000 If you left Homer alone, he wouldn't be able to cook.
00:29:45.000 He'd burn his hands off.
00:29:47.000 He has the IQ of, I guess, a five-year-old.
00:29:50.000 In fact, it's almost kind of sick and wrong that Marge is married to him.
00:29:54.000 She's with a mentally handicapped man.
00:29:57.000 That's depraved. 0.82
00:29:59.000 What do you got there?
00:30:01.000 Some B-roll discussion.
00:30:02.000 Oh, Lisa Simpson, of course, is very cool, and she's best friends with a cool black guy that's smart and the real mentor in her life, the jazz musician, not her father.
00:30:13.000 There's also underpinnings of atheism.
00:30:16.000 You know, the Christian next door is a complete boob. 1.00
00:30:21.000 The pastor's corrupt.
00:30:23.000 Atheism is always sort of alluded to as the logical choice.
00:30:26.000 You know, it's written by upper middle class Harvard lampoon kids, and they're all rich.
00:30:31.000 And those kids hate white males and Christianity and hillbillies. 0.77
00:30:36.000 Everyone in the South is completely useless.
00:30:38.000 Apu has his own business.
00:30:40.000 I saw him washing a Trans Am once.
00:30:41.000 He's got a cool car.
00:30:42.000 He's married.
00:30:43.000 His kids are functional.
00:30:44.000 Ned Flanders' kids are like weird human birds.
00:30:48.000 They're just these irrelevant dunces that bump into stuff.
00:30:51.000 They're almost as dumb as Homer.
00:30:53.000 But we can't get a documentary out of that because we don't.
00:30:56.000 It's not really the thing.
00:30:58.000 It's not really Scott's tradition to complain.
00:31:02.000 But not only has it become a great tradition for Indians and everyone else who doesn't fit the normal parameters of white Christian dad, not only is it great currency for them, it catapults their career. 0.62
00:31:16.000 And so this guy, Ari Kondabolo, I think he's got a show on CNN or something.
00:31:20.000 He's doing great.
00:31:22.000 And so he used to just do stand-ups, what do you call them, free mics?
00:31:27.000 Open mics at local comedy clubs.
00:31:29.000 And he did this a poo movie, catapulted him and started him. 0.99
00:31:31.000 And his comedy is, it's just more the same.
00:31:35.000 There's no jokes there.
00:31:36.000 It's just like, I'm brown and growing up brown, by the way, growing up brown in Queens, Queens is completely Indian.
00:31:44.000 So you couldn't be more normal in Queens if you're Indian. 0.99
00:31:47.000 And Indian Americans, dot not feather, I believe they're the most successful ethnic group in the country.
00:31:52.000 If they're not, they're number two.
00:31:54.000 Whites are like number seven. 1.00
00:31:56.000 So to talk about white privilege and how horrible it is to be Indian in America, it's just a lie.
00:32:02.000 It's just a flat-out lie.
00:32:05.000 Let's see some of his stand-up.
00:32:06.000 Let me guess.
00:32:07.000 I'm Indian.
00:32:08.000 I was offended, clearly.
00:32:11.000 I was offended because this man had judged me based on the color of my skin and not by my more important qualities, which of course are the softness and smoothness of my skin.
00:32:23.000 Traits I have carefully cultivated with the extensive use of cocoa butter.
00:32:29.000 Yes.
00:32:30.000 Why does he say cocoa butter?
00:32:30.000 Hari Kundabolu uses cocoa butter.
00:32:33.000 Just the other day I went to the supermarket to get some more cocoa butter when I noticed the cocoa butter had been moved to the ethnic needs section of my supermarket.
00:32:46.000 And at first I was happy.
00:32:47.000 I'm like, ethnic needs.
00:32:49.000 End of police brutality, more access to health care, more educational opportunities.
00:32:55.000 Finally.
00:32:56.000 No.
00:32:57.000 So awkward, isn't it?
00:32:58.000 Just hair relaxers and cocoa butter.
00:33:00.000 You know what he reminds me of?
00:33:02.000 When someone is like a good comedian and they go, he's been doing this forever.
00:33:06.000 In fact, we have home movies of him doing it when he was 12.
00:33:09.000 I was just going to say, it sounds like when your parents are like, do the thing that you do.
00:33:13.000 And then you start doing it and then you cover your aunts and uncles or something like that.
00:33:18.000 Gavin does stand-up comedy.
00:33:21.000 You know who else did that?
00:33:22.000 Hassan Minhaj.
00:33:24.000 He was not a very talented comedian and not political, but I think that he looked around and noticed his parents were technically Muslim.
00:33:32.000 And he went, wait a minute, Muslim brown? 0.80
00:33:35.000 Fast forward button, fast forward button.
00:33:39.000 So he does this video.
00:33:40.000 I talked about this on Rebel Media.
00:33:41.000 He did this video.
00:33:42.000 Ashton Kutcher did a pop chips ad, and he did it in an Indian accent because that accent is very easy to do and anyone can do it.
00:33:49.000 And yes, they do talk like this.
00:33:51.000 I worked with Sarush Alvi for 15 years and I spoke to his Pakistani parents at the time and they spoke exactly like this.
00:33:58.000 It's not a fallacy.
00:34:00.000 In fact, it's the Scottish accent that gets bastardized regularly.
00:34:04.000 Groundskeeper Willie's not good at that accent.
00:34:07.000 I think it's Hank Azaria.
00:34:08.000 No.
00:34:09.000 Harry Shearer who does it.
00:34:11.000 All right, so check.
00:34:12.000 This is what.
00:34:13.000 This was Hassan's fast forward button.
00:34:16.000 What's up, everybody?
00:34:17.000 This is the truth with Hassan Minash.
00:34:20.000 Are you offended by me doing that?
00:34:21.000 No.
00:34:21.000 You should be.
00:34:22.000 Now, if you don't know why I'm doing that, it's because two days ago, Ashton Kutcher decided to do a pop chips commercial and it was extremely offensive.
00:34:29.000 Check it out.
00:34:29.000 I'm Raj.
00:34:30.000 I'm a Bollywood producer.
00:34:32.000 I'm looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.
00:34:35.000 Number one, white dude in brown face. 0.90
00:34:39.000 Why?
00:34:39.000 Just pause.
00:34:40.000 Number two.
00:34:41.000 Here's a tip, folks, if you're in media.
00:34:43.000 Don't even discuss B-R-O-W-N-F-A-C-E. 1.00
00:34:48.000 Do not go near that subject.
00:34:49.000 Don't defend it or say any.
00:34:52.000 Just don't discuss it.
00:34:53.000 It's like voice actors.
00:34:55.000 For my book, I got a bunch of voice actors and I couldn't get anyone to do the Chinese accent.
00:34:59.000 Every voice actor was like, no, no, no, no.
00:35:00.000 You got to get someone Chinese for that. 1.00
00:35:02.000 I'm not doing it.
00:35:02.000 Okay, okay.
00:35:03.000 Calm down.
00:35:06.000 Not even funny.
00:35:07.000 This is a metro piece of it.
00:35:08.000 Just pause.
00:35:09.000 This is a thing that the left loves to do because they look like uptight church ladies when they say that's offensive. 1.00
00:35:14.000 So what they do is they go, I'm not offended by it.
00:35:19.000 I just don't think it was funny.
00:35:21.000 That sketch was just typical the entire campaign.
00:35:26.000 Ashton Kutcher did a biker.
00:35:27.000 He did a this guy, that guy.
00:35:28.000 It's just a stupid character.
00:35:30.000 And by the way, I think Pop Chips blew their entire nut doing that.
00:35:34.000 But anyway, you get the idea with that.
00:35:35.000 Hassan Minhaj went on to do the, he was invited to the daily show because remember after Jon Stewart, they had to have an ethnic panel.
00:35:43.000 So they went, oh, a brown Muslim. 1.00
00:35:45.000 Yes.
00:35:46.000 Box check, box checked.
00:35:48.000 And they had that multicultural panel where they base it not on how funny you are, but your ethnicity and your gender.
00:35:53.000 It was like Justin Trudeau's cabinet, right?
00:35:55.000 It's 2018 or whatever year it was.
00:35:59.000 And the show, of course, sucked.
00:36:02.000 And tea's fine.
00:36:03.000 Pop chips is done.
00:36:05.000 But I don't really, my heart doesn't go out to Pop Chips.
00:36:08.000 Whatever.
00:36:09.000 Congratulations, Hassan.
00:36:10.000 That's a good hostel.
00:36:11.000 He's got a new Netflix special where he's sitting on the White House and crushing it.
00:36:15.000 Crushing the White House with his big brown ass.
00:36:18.000 But with the Apoo thing, I am kind of pissed off. 1.00
00:36:22.000 That's more valuable to me than Pop Chips.
00:36:24.000 And it's just such obvious hypocrisy when you have every single character on that show as an exaggeration.
00:36:29.000 And plenty of them I don't like.
00:36:30.000 I don't like seeing Hillbillies ridiculed.
00:36:31.000 It just seems cheap to me.
00:36:34.000 But he can just step on a poo's head, sink him into the ocean, and then walk on water like a really awkward Jesus Christ who rented Caroline so he could have a V chess tape of himself doing stand-up, even though it was only his relatives in the audience. 0.97
00:36:48.000 Remember when The Simpsons looked like they were going to fight it, too?
00:36:51.000 Hold on to this.
00:36:52.000 I mean, play this.
00:36:52.000 Hold on to this.
00:36:53.000 Well, what am I supposed to do?
00:36:56.000 It's hard to say.
00:36:57.000 Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect.
00:37:03.000 What can you do?
00:37:05.000 Some things will be dealt with at a later date.
00:37:08.000 If at all.
00:37:09.000 Look at the cowardice.
00:37:11.000 Look at the cowardice in Marge's eyes. 0.54
00:37:14.000 What a weak way to say something.
00:37:16.000 You slightly allude to it, look at a picture, and then you say, we might deal with this, we might not.
00:37:22.000 If at all.
00:37:24.000 Golf balls.
00:37:25.000 They did deal with it.
00:37:26.000 A poo is done.
00:37:28.000 And guess who's next?
00:37:31.000 The Simpsons is the most politically correct and safe of the cartoons.
00:37:36.000 They are the ones who make Homer, they crossed off the box of Christian My Dad is a useless tool. 0.96
00:37:42.000 But Family Guy, South Park, all these other, all it takes is one guy to go, I've offended, or I'm not offended, but I'm going to pretend to be.
00:37:50.000 Push the fast forward button.
00:37:52.000 Rocket ahead.
00:37:53.000 Career's safe.
00:37:54.000 They lose Stewie.
00:37:57.000 Who will be the next to go?
00:38:01.000 All right, there's a bunch of other stuff I want to talk about, but we got to go.
00:38:04.000 We got to go.
00:38:04.000 And I want to get to this final video.
00:38:07.000 Which one is it we're doing?
00:38:09.000 Is it the sexy lady? 1.00
00:38:11.000 Okay, guys, I want to explain something to you.
00:38:15.000 There's always going to be sin around you.
00:38:18.000 There's always going to be temptation.
00:38:20.000 We're all attracted to the idea of a woman who has the head of a baby. 0.57
00:38:24.000 We all love the idea of money.
00:38:26.000 We all hate hair and seeing a woman with long hair just gets tangled up and stuff. 1.00
00:38:32.000 When you pray to God, when you go to church, when you read the Bible, you have the tools to fight these temptations.
00:38:40.000 When you don't, you become weak.
00:38:45.000 And this clip is an example of how weak we can all be.
00:38:49.000 And look at that.
00:38:50.000 The phone too.
00:38:51.000 Our phone addiction is a great sort of substitute for the Bible in Christianity.
00:38:55.000 So he's sitting there minding his own business, and then temptation appears.
00:38:58.000 Look at her.
00:38:59.000 Perfect babyhead. 0.98
00:39:00.000 No stupid hair getting in the way.
00:39:02.000 And then the girlfriend shows up and starts speaking in, I guess, Cambodian with that kang lak lak. 0.73
00:39:09.000 She threatens babyhead and she says, You're not taking my man. 1.00
00:39:13.000 And now, the second sin, greed.
00:39:15.000 We've already got lust.
00:39:17.000 The seven sins are women with a babyhead, lust, and then greed is number three. 1.00
00:39:24.000 It's right before gluttony.
00:39:26.000 And what does he do?
00:39:27.000 He takes out the equivalent in American dollars of probably like eight cents.
00:39:33.000 That's that one American. 0.89
00:39:34.000 Enough for pop chips.
00:39:35.000 Enough for some pop chips.
00:39:37.000 It's like the Apu thing.
00:39:39.000 He's pushing the fast forward button.
00:39:40.000 Who can resist that sweet fast forward?
00:39:43.000 And there you go, off to Sin Land with your strange-looking mistress. 0.98
00:39:50.000 That's what that fast-forward button is.
00:39:52.000 It's a temptation.
00:39:53.000 It's sin.
00:39:53.000 It's sick, evil, and wrong.
00:39:56.000 Don't do it, folks.
00:39:58.000 Stand your ground.
00:39:59.000 Ari's going to have to tell his kids one day, yeah, I had a pretty good career, but I killed a poo. 0.99
00:40:05.000 And his kids are going to look up at him and just say, get off my lawn.
00:40:09.000 Time to tell me girlfriend.
00:40:14.000 Oh, I found that clip from yesterday.
00:40:17.000 What clip?
00:40:20.000 Oh, the Blexit clip.
00:40:22.000 Oh, this has been scrubbed from the internet, according to you.
00:40:24.000 I was wrong.
00:40:25.000 So when you can't find something, it's a conspiracy, and then we lie to our viewers and give them fake news.
00:40:31.000 We correct the news, and I do feel bad about that.
00:40:33.000 Good news source, get off my line. 1.00
00:40:35.000 Yeah.
00:40:36.000 Hi, this is a show where we lie to you.
00:40:39.000 And if I'm wrong, I'll admit it.
00:40:41.000 And I was.
00:40:42.000 This is pretty awesome, though.
00:40:44.000 400 black people in MAGA hat screening USA.
00:40:47.000 It's sad I can't enjoy it because it's an example of our incompetence.
00:40:52.000 I apologize.
00:40:53.000 You better have something cute on your new soundboard that sums up my anger and gets you out of this. 0.92
00:40:59.000 Are you ready for things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday?
00:41:03.000 Perfect.