Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 20, 2018


Ep 208 | Ann Coulter and Bill Schulz (Part 1) | Get Off My Lawn


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Bill is joined by his 13th and 14th best friend, Gary Vaynerchuck, to talk about baseball, drugs, and his first New York moment. Plus, a story about his first time in New York.

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00:00:26.000 Hello, folks.
00:00:27.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:29.000 I just took a few days off.
00:00:31.000 I went down to Jamaica and had some fun, but I'm back and ready to get back on the grind.
00:00:36.000 Unfortunately, due to sort of last-minute rushy stuff, I wasn't able to get much of a guest.
00:00:42.000 So I present to you, I think I would just call him my 13th best friend.
00:00:47.000 Aw, I'll take it.
00:00:48.000 I don't mean like out of all the consecutive best friends I've had over the years, you're number 13.
00:00:53.000 I mean first best friend, second best friend, and then I think you'd be number 14.
00:00:57.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the host of Morning, Bill Schultz.
00:01:02.000 Thanks for having me, buddy.
00:01:04.000 And I would not be, it goes without saying, even though I will get to your email in a little bit.
00:01:08.000 But even though I don't owe this man anything, I guess I do kind of owe him.
00:01:13.000 Morning.
00:01:14.000 Sorry, you always get mad about that.
00:01:16.000 I owe you the fact that I have morning.
00:01:19.000 I do owe you that.
00:01:20.000 There you go.
00:01:20.000 By the way, speaking of talking to the camera, I also hate that when the Mets are playing Keith Hernandez, the camera will be on, and Keith Hernandez will be talking, but he'll be looking up at the camera as he talks, like kind of self-consciously.
00:01:33.000 Just talk to Gary and Ron.
00:01:33.000 Yeah.
00:01:35.000 Stop looking at the camera.
00:01:37.000 Well, he's got that kind of Hollywood thing going for him now, and it started with Seinfeld.
00:01:40.000 And also, I respect the fact that Keith Hernandez's title for his autobiography was, I'm Keith Hernandez.
00:01:45.000 That was the title.
00:01:47.000 Folks at home, in case you don't know, speaking of looking at the camera, we're speaking of commentators who commentate over Mets games.
00:01:54.000 Yes.
00:01:54.000 Baseball.
00:01:55.000 Baseball commentator.
00:01:56.000 He was my first New York moment.
00:01:58.000 I had just moved here.
00:02:00.000 What year?
00:02:01.000 99.
00:02:02.000 92.
00:02:02.000 That's what I moved.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, we've talked about this.
00:02:04.000 And you have early onset Alzheimer's.
00:02:06.000 But 99, my dad was in town.
00:02:10.000 So what do you do when your dad's in town?
00:02:11.000 You pick an expensive place for him to pay.
00:02:13.000 Yes.
00:02:14.000 Thanks for all your service, dad, but you're paying for me.
00:02:17.000 And we went to Balthazar.
00:02:18.000 Remember when that was popular?
00:02:20.000 We went to Balthazar.
00:02:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:21.000 And this was like right at the right at that breaking point before you couldn't smoke in any New York bar, but you could there.
00:02:29.000 Keith Hernandez, and it was like right out of Central Casting.
00:02:32.000 Not one, but two blondes. 1.00
00:02:33.000 His guy's arm around both of them and a cigarette.
00:02:36.000 And I was like, yes, like Santa Claus is real.
00:02:39.000 Keith Hernandez is being that guy.
00:02:41.000 And it's funny when you see old pictures of Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling.
00:02:45.000 And you go, those guys were melt in your mouth, breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:02:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:50.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:02:52.000 Whoa, yes, sir.
00:02:52.000 Like, Ron was, if you look at him and you're like, whoa, what a looker.
00:02:57.000 You know what the weird thing is?
00:02:58.000 They were breathtakingly gorgeous, but they had dad bods at like 25.
00:03:02.000 Oh, my God.
00:03:02.000 If I was a gay, that would be my kind of guy.
00:03:06.000 Like 1980s Mets, cigarettes, bit of a Coke problem, two blondes. 1.00
00:03:11.000 Yeah, they were Columbia back then.
00:03:16.000 I like bad boys, I guess.
00:03:18.000 I used Jesus too.
00:03:19.000 You blushed when he said that.
00:03:22.000 I'm getting Rosacea.
00:03:23.000 Tim The Rock Reigns.
00:03:25.000 This, I believe, was when he was with the Expos, but he ended up being on the White Sox.
00:03:30.000 He perfected the feet first slide.
00:03:34.000 He was a big-time bass dealer because that way he wouldn't break the vials of cocaine in his house.
00:03:39.000 Oh, really?
00:03:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:40.000 He's gone on record discussing that.
00:03:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:43.000 Take your wallet off the desktop.
00:03:44.000 Highly unprofessional.
00:03:44.000 Well, I like it.
00:03:45.000 I just don't like sitting on it.
00:03:47.000 Do you think they would do cocaine in the dugout? 0.96
00:03:49.000 Because aren't cameras on the dugout?
00:03:51.000 Ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:03:52.000 But not like back, not back then, not like they are now.
00:03:54.000 Now there's cameras everywhere.
00:03:56.000 But then, no.
00:03:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:03:59.000 I mean, Dale Strawberry would talk about having sex with women in between innings. 0.72
00:04:02.000 Oh, I did hear one.
00:04:03.000 Yes.
00:04:04.000 Oh, it was a different thing.
00:04:05.000 That's not a good idea.
00:04:06.000 That drains your chi. 0.74
00:04:08.000 They go back and forth on that now, and they say that all those boxing things are actually myths and it doesn't really hurt you.
00:04:08.000 You know what?
00:04:14.000 I disagree with that.
00:04:15.000 Every time I have sex, particularly at my age and my alcoholism, I'm done for two days.
00:04:20.000 Like, it needs because I have it so infrequently.
00:04:22.000 But yeah, it's like I have no leg power.
00:04:24.000 Like, I believe it.
00:04:25.000 Every two days is a lot.
00:04:26.000 When you get to this age.
00:04:27.000 That's just the married guy.
00:04:30.000 When you get to this age, if I was married to some 20-year-old and she wanted to have sex like three times a day, I'd be like, well, you might want to get a boyfriend then.
00:04:39.000 I'd like to meet you every 48 hours, please, ma'am.
00:04:42.000 Yeah, you're going to look like that burn victim character Jim Carrey did in Loving Color after day one.
00:04:48.000 Yes.
00:04:49.000 It's too much.
00:04:50.000 Can't keep up.
00:04:51.000 Well, it's God.
00:04:52.000 I mean, God, the reason that you have nightmares when you're a teenager about sex, and please, God, I want to stop being so horny is because God wants you to procreate.
00:05:01.000 And when you get to this age, God's like, actually, some other people are going to handle it for a while.
00:05:05.000 Yeah, you.
00:05:06.000 There's large traces of LSD, cocaine, and various other drugs you've never heard of in your sperm.
00:05:12.000 Let's take a breather.
00:05:13.000 You focus on spending time with your grandkids.
00:05:16.000 And you can't spend time with your grandkids because you're not horny anymore.
00:05:20.000 And so you just enjoy that weird family time.
00:05:23.000 Speaking of kids and guests, I wish I had.
00:05:26.000 I always wish Ann Coulter had kids.
00:05:28.000 I always thought she'd be a great mom.
00:05:30.000 She's very skinny. 0.90
00:05:31.000 That would be a tough problem.
00:05:32.000 Finn, don't say skinny.
00:05:33.000 She doesn't like that.
00:05:34.000 I'm talking about the skinny margarita that you promised me.
00:05:37.000 And you didn't let me finish my sentence.
00:05:39.000 Sold that to 100 mil.
00:05:40.000 Women are so obsessed with, they're so lazy and fat and obsessed with it that they go, I don't want to do any exercise. 1.00
00:05:46.000 Can you just give me a margarita that says skinny on it? 0.66
00:05:49.000 Yes.
00:05:49.000 I get it.
00:05:49.000 Company's worth $100 million overnight.
00:05:51.000 That's it.
00:05:52.000 Bethany Frankel's a tenth of a billionaire.
00:05:55.000 Best branding ever.
00:05:55.000 Boom.
00:05:56.000 Just put skinny in front of it. 0.96
00:05:58.000 Yes.
00:05:59.000 Ladies, here's a diet for you. 1.00
00:06:01.000 Burn more calories than you take in.
00:06:03.000 Boom.
00:06:05.000 Magic.
00:06:06.000 The end.
00:06:07.000 Self-help book, number one.
00:06:09.000 It's not veganism.
00:06:10.000 It's not starch.
00:06:11.000 It's not skinny margaritas.
00:06:13.000 It's not the sugar and the salt in your margarita.
00:06:15.000 God.
00:06:17.000 I didn't realize you were so passionate about this.
00:06:19.000 I just got mad talking about it.
00:06:21.000 But, you know, I think there's a shortage of families in this country.
00:06:25.000 And I look at you and Ann, and I think this Is your lineage over?
00:06:31.000 Well, I don't understand why you would ever want me to reproduce.
00:06:35.000 Like, there's like, I'm happy that I'm number 14 on your list of best friends, but like, there's nothing about me as a human being that you like, so I don't know why you would want me to reproduce so that there'd be little deprecation.
00:06:48.000 All right, well, there you go.
00:06:48.000 That's about it.
00:06:49.000 You did break your hand trying to punch me in the leg.
00:06:52.000 I was trying, I succeeded.
00:06:54.000 I don't know if you can come to succeeding.
00:06:56.000 Well, yeah, all right, so leading up to that.
00:06:58.000 Like, there was another guest that you wanted on, and of course it's not coming, but I was sort of like the afterthought that may or may not come too.
00:07:06.000 And this A-hole's reply was, man, you owe me. 1.00
00:07:11.000 And I remember looking at this and thinking, what exactly do I owe you?
00:07:15.000 No, I said you owe me because I've appeared on your show many times.
00:07:18.000 But via Skype!
00:07:19.000 You didn't have to look at it.
00:07:20.000 No, one time I actually came down to the actual stage.
00:07:23.000 You did.
00:07:23.000 So that's what you owe me for.
00:07:25.000 Now we're even.
00:07:25.000 Now we're even.
00:07:26.000 I'm going to quote you.
00:07:27.000 I want us to talk more about Anne, though, because it feels feminist to mention women when there's two guys on the show.
00:07:32.000 What's your favorite thing about Anne?
00:07:35.000 I like the fact that a lot of people have fake laughs, and you can tell that they're fake laughs.
00:07:40.000 Her actual laugh sounds like a fake laugh.
00:07:43.000 And so a lot of people are offended by it when they first meet her, but it's this very waspy Connecticut.
00:07:49.000 But it's an actual legit real laugh.
00:07:51.000 And I found that to be very endearing, and it's almost like a warm blanket sometimes.
00:07:55.000 Yes.
00:07:56.000 Even though it's icy cold in Connecticut.
00:07:58.000 It's funny hearing you do her laugh because she is one of the least imitable people.
00:08:02.000 It's hard.
00:08:02.000 I know.
00:08:03.000 It's a cliche to say inimitable.
00:08:05.000 But I can't.
00:08:07.000 It's very Connecticut.
00:08:08.000 It's very Canon.
00:08:11.000 There's this.
00:08:13.000 You know those weird accents in the 30s and 40s?
00:08:15.000 Yeah, were they called Pacific English?
00:08:17.000 So you weren't anything.
00:08:19.000 No one ever talked like that in real life.
00:08:21.000 How do you know?
00:08:21.000 Because it was like diction classes they would take in Hollywood where they're like, That's it.
00:08:21.000 I think they did.
00:08:27.000 Okay, yes.
00:08:28.000 But if there were people that kind of talked like that, it might have been a certain family that rhymes with Schmolter from New Canaan, Connecticut.
00:08:35.000 Like, they have a bit of that.
00:08:37.000 And I like it.
00:08:37.000 Why are you speaking with so much authority on what people sounded like half a century ago?
00:08:42.000 I'm obsessed with weird things.
00:08:44.000 There's no way you know what people talk like in the 60s outside of TV and interviews.
00:08:48.000 And a lot of them talk like that in TV and interviews.
00:08:51.000 And not just movies.
00:08:52.000 There's no way you would know the opposite.
00:08:54.000 What the?
00:08:56.000 What in the Sam Hades are you?
00:08:58.000 I don't like John Linguids.
00:08:59.000 Ann Coulter!
00:09:01.000 How are you, my dear?
00:09:03.000 It's snowing out Johnny.
00:09:04.000 You're Jeannie Aladdin. 0.92
00:09:05.000 We just mentioned your name and you I just took your chair.
00:09:09.000 That's all part of the plan.
00:09:10.000 You're supposed to be comfortable.
00:09:12.000 I'm going to stand now.
00:09:14.000 What are you doing?
00:09:15.000 If I sit in that chair, I'm going to be fine.
00:09:20.000 There's a chair on the chair.
00:09:22.000 Oh, sorry.
00:09:23.000 She doesn't like when I'm this close to me.
00:09:25.000 Yeah, it makes me a little nervous.
00:09:26.000 I just realized we've been teasing to you coming on this show for the entirety of the previous part, but I just realized you say in the write-up and Coulter, Bill Schultz, and that just ruins the whole bit.
00:09:36.000 And we didn't do it.
00:09:37.000 That was very good.
00:09:38.000 Well, maybe you can change the write-up later.
00:09:41.000 Yeah, but then I don't get the star power, the zing.
00:09:44.000 I like it when you use gestures.
00:09:46.000 Schultz doesn't get the clicks.
00:09:48.000 No, it does.
00:09:49.000 It's great that he just goes straight to insulting me.
00:09:52.000 I didn't even get free water.
00:09:54.000 Not even that.
00:09:55.000 Sorry, I never did.
00:09:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:56.000 I click on Schultz.
00:09:57.000 Do you?
00:09:58.000 Do you watch his show?
00:09:59.000 She was just on.
00:10:00.000 Yeah, I was this.
00:10:01.000 I didn't ask that.
00:10:03.000 I gave you a free subscription, but that still means no.
00:10:07.000 Well, I don't watch anything online.
00:10:10.000 That's true, too.
00:10:11.000 That's also part of our problem.
00:10:14.000 We did not have a good methodology for making this a big thing.
00:10:19.000 No, everybody else does.
00:10:20.000 I mean, apparently O'Reilly's making money handover seeds.
00:10:24.000 I just, I kept saying, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, because his audience is not really the internet generation.
00:10:31.000 And I just, I said, who's watching?
00:10:33.000 And I just met the first person just out at Cocktails in LA who never misses O'Reilly.
00:10:38.000 So is it like a, is there a video element or is it just a paid podcast for O'Reilly?
00:10:38.000 Really?
00:10:43.000 I have no idea.
00:10:45.000 I believe it's.
00:10:45.000 It's a video element.
00:10:46.000 Just him sitting in his office.
00:10:48.000 I don't know if it's the Canadian in him or the fact that I'm looking at something other than his bad ink, but your tan is distracting. 0.98
00:10:53.000 I just got back from Jamaica.
00:10:54.000 I know.
00:10:55.000 Did it work?
00:10:55.000 How was it?
00:10:56.000 I don't like Canadians when they're tan. 1.00
00:10:59.000 Yeah, it went great.
00:11:00.000 It was great to laugh with the family again and hear my five-year-old say, Waguan, Tree, from the golf cart as we were driving down.
00:11:08.000 Well, I'm hearing about what's happening to you out in LA.
00:11:12.000 Everybody's talking about it.
00:11:14.000 Yeah.
00:11:14.000 Well, I'm under siege.
00:11:15.000 I mean, me and Tucker have just like the bad boys of the week for whatever reason.
00:11:19.000 It's the first time bad boys.
00:11:20.000 No, you're the good boys.
00:11:23.000 They're the good boys.
00:11:24.000 They protect me wherever I go.
00:11:25.000 Oh, the proud boys.
00:11:26.000 Yeah.
00:11:27.000 And I didn't even know about that.
00:11:27.000 Yeah.
00:11:29.000 Like, this thing, this ship has sailed.
00:11:31.000 No, it's fantastic.
00:11:32.000 They're magnificent.
00:11:33.000 I have a picture of them.
00:11:34.000 I guess they want me to put it up, but a lot of them are in various parts of the country.
00:11:41.000 No, they're cops.
00:11:42.000 They're off-duty cops.
00:11:43.000 Wow, got you.
00:11:44.000 And some of them have gotten fired for what they do in their free time, which is come and protect a defenseless female who's going to give a talk.
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 I know of a cop, I think he's in New Orleans.
00:11:56.000 Woo! 0.99
00:11:57.000 You've been there.
00:11:58.000 And I go, what's the case?
00:12:00.000 And they go, well, you guys.
00:12:03.000 They called the Southern, I can tell you, they called the Southern Poverty Law Center and they were assured by an expert that the Proud Boys are white supremacists.
00:12:13.000 There is no white supremacist.
00:12:15.000 Find one.
00:12:16.000 That's what we should have.
00:12:16.000 Oh, I'm so bored.
00:12:17.000 We should have a $100,000 award just to produce an actual white supremacist.
00:12:21.000 Where is Waldo?
00:12:22.000 Kids book?
00:12:23.000 Yeah, it's just like calling somebody a poopy head.
00:12:25.000 They do the same thing with Peter Brimlow, who has an immigration website, absolutely consonant with everything the man who was just elected president believes on immigration, except, you know, without the grammatical errors.
00:12:41.000 And Southern Poverty Law Center and the New York Times, they just casually say, oh yeah, Peter Brimlow, white nationalist.
00:12:49.000 He's, you know, Oxford educated, Stanford business school.
00:12:53.000 He's right for Forbes.
00:12:54.000 He's utterly elegant.
00:12:55.000 He doesn't call himself a white nationalist.
00:12:57.000 How do you get this label just put on you?
00:12:58.000 Because you have Trump's immigration Position?
00:13:01.000 Although, in fairness, utterly elegant is code for white nationalists.
00:13:04.000 I don't know if you're aware of that, but that's a trigger word, and I'm feeling a little uncomfortable.
00:13:10.000 No, you're right.
00:13:10.000 So many things are trigger words.
00:13:12.000 Now, what was the joke?
00:13:13.000 Not a joke, but well, it was kind of a joke, that somebody told, you guys know this, I haven't been paying attention to the news, some candidate, it was either Georgia or Arizona, was invited to, I don't know, a debate or something, and she said, yeah, he could have a public hanging, and I'd be in the front row.
00:13:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:13:31.000 That saying.
00:13:32.000 That's a joke.
00:13:34.000 But why are the words public?
00:13:36.000 It's not like public.
00:13:37.000 It goes back to our native countries.
00:13:43.000 No, there were lots of drawing and quartering and public hangings.
00:13:48.000 It's not like this has only happened to one group of people in the history of Klan.
00:13:53.000 That was how you dealt with serious crimes.
00:13:55.000 In fact, it has nothing to do with the Klan.
00:13:57.000 Those weren't public hangings.
00:13:58.000 Right.
00:13:59.000 We're actually right next to the New York Capitol public hangings.
00:14:02.000 Union Square was like.
00:14:04.000 Is that right?
00:14:05.000 I love that you know all this New York history.
00:14:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:07.000 Well, it's what we call a 43-year-old version.
00:14:10.000 But yeah, the biggest tree, one of the oldest trees in Manhattan was like the big hanging tree in Union Square.
00:14:17.000 Boy, I'm glad we got past that.
00:14:19.000 And there's still like, it's almost like an urban version of a poltergeist.
00:14:23.000 There's still a lot of like graves that they never moved that are.
00:14:26.000 Yeah, I would assume it's, if you believed in this kind of thing, I would assume it'd be one of the most haunted areas in New York.
00:14:26.000 Really?
00:14:31.000 If they're just going by volume.
00:14:33.000 Yeah.
00:14:34.000 Oh, my God.
00:14:35.000 Highest density of the volume.
00:14:35.000 Yes.
00:14:36.000 I love the rhyme, by the way.
00:14:37.000 Most films.
00:14:39.000 But no, no, they stacked them like Legos.
00:14:42.000 And they're all underneath Union Sports.
00:14:43.000 Was it alarming in the Cobb that people would go to those?
00:14:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:46.000 I mean, if you're a fan of the film.
00:14:48.000 There's a lot going on back then.
00:14:50.000 But to just watch, like, some compulsive thief choke to death as he, you know, eat an 18th century burrito, just, oh, there he goes.
00:14:58.000 Bloated. 0.78
00:14:58.000 Okay. 0.78
00:14:59.000 But the flip side of that is what's the most popular sport in America, NASCAR.
00:15:03.000 And why do we really watch NASCAR?
00:15:04.000 I'd say.
00:15:05.000 Do you watch it in the round or do you watch it for the crashes?
00:15:07.000 World's worst theory, Bill.
00:15:08.000 Yeah, that's a very bad theory.
00:15:10.000 People watch NASCAR.
00:15:11.000 You see people die.
00:15:12.000 Hockey, football.
00:15:14.000 All those things.
00:15:14.000 I've never said Stupid.
00:15:15.000 No, I've said Stupider.
00:15:18.000 Do we have a fact checker here?
00:15:20.000 I thought you guys had a budget.
00:15:21.000 How do you check NCAC?
00:15:22.000 No, this is a normal thing.
00:15:23.000 People watch NASCAR for heads.
00:15:26.000 No, they don't.
00:15:27.000 They're thrilled with the speed.
00:15:28.000 They're thrilled with the criteria.
00:15:29.000 No, and there are probably more injuries in football, maybe even hockey.
00:15:32.000 I mean, every hockey player is a lot more.
00:15:33.000 There's not a stupid skin.
00:15:34.000 Well, what's his name?
00:15:35.000 Just retired because of all the concussions he had.
00:15:38.000 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
00:15:40.000 Because of all the crash.
00:15:41.000 Like, even when you have a minor crash, it rocks the brain a little bit.
00:15:44.000 Yeah, but you've heard about football.
00:15:45.000 All these guys are getting Alzheimer's at age four.
00:15:48.000 Oh, yeah, without a doubt.
00:15:49.000 But, you know, there's more people on a team in football.
00:15:51.000 There's just one little guy in this weird car.
00:15:54.000 Football is an interesting subject because I think you can equivocally prove that it's incredibly dangerous.
00:16:00.000 And it's leads to concussions, and it's probably not good for kids.
00:16:03.000 On the other hand, it is such a backbone of American culture that attacking it in any way is a death sentence.
00:16:09.000 So you kind of just have to treat it like the way I wish they treated smoking, which is just bad for you.
00:16:14.000 Enjoy.
00:16:15.000 It wasn't a death sentence for Trump.
00:16:17.000 No.
00:16:19.000 And also, I think that could change.
00:16:21.000 I mean, 100 years ago, I don't think we had, somebody Google this for me.
00:16:26.000 Somebody asked me, what were the biggest sports, say, in the 18th century?
00:16:30.000 I can tell you.
00:16:30.000 Football wasn't there.
00:16:31.000 I think it was like golf, dog racing, and boxing.
00:16:33.000 Boxing was huge.
00:16:34.000 Yes.
00:16:36.000 It was basically, and then like if you get into the early 20th century, it was basically boxing and baseball.
00:16:40.000 And that was the two major sports that we had.
00:16:43.000 Right.
00:16:43.000 And then like to a lesser extent, college football.
00:16:46.000 I think football could go away.
00:16:48.000 Oh, I agree.
00:16:48.000 I mean, well, no, the thing of it is...
00:16:51.000 Don't make that your campaign.
00:16:52.000 Remember Will Smith did a movie about it?
00:16:55.000 It was a roaring flop.
00:16:58.000 It made eight bucks because people don't want to hear about it.
00:17:01.000 No.
00:17:02.000 When you go to the South on a Friday night, the little towns are deserted because on Friday night, because it's all the Friday night lights, it's all the mayor's a loser.
00:17:10.000 No one cares who he is, but the local high school coach never pays for a beer.
00:17:14.000 I mean, he's a god.
00:17:15.000 You want to mess with that?
00:17:16.000 You know what I heard recently about the American Negro Baseball League?
00:17:22.000 That used to be huge in Kansas City and some of these more southern towns, and it was an integral pillar of the black community.
00:17:29.000 And 100% of them would be there on Friday night.
00:17:31.000 And they'd play like three times a week.
00:17:33.000 So the Negro League's diamond was right downtown Kansas City in the black part of town. 1.00
00:17:40.000 And they would all go there, and they'd be dressed up, and they'd have a party, and it was part of the community, and that you'd meet the banker and the local barber and butcher, and everyone was friends.
00:17:49.000 Yeah, and they'd had their teams.
00:17:50.000 And then Jackie Robinson, they changed it.
00:17:54.000 They stopped being segregated, which is a good thing, obviously. 0.78
00:17:59.000 That started plucking all the top players out of the Negro Leagues. 1.00
00:18:03.000 And then people stopped going because it wasn't as good.
00:18:06.000 Right.
00:18:07.000 And then those baseball games faded out.
00:18:09.000 And then that stadium just started rotting.
00:18:11.000 And then that community had less of a pull to it.
00:18:14.000 It had less.
00:18:15.000 Although what really changed the community cohesion was about the time, because if you look at the old civil rights marches, you just reminded me by describing the blacks in town coming out with ties and the bankers and the teachers and so on.
00:18:31.000 Look at all the old civil rights marches.
00:18:32.000 They're dressed like they're going to church.
00:18:35.000 They're so lovely.
00:18:36.000 But right at the time we finally get a federal civil rights act, we also got Teddy Kennedy's Immigration Act dumping millions and millions of third world low-wage workers on the country. 0.93
00:18:47.000 So right as blacks are coming up out of slavery and Jim Crow and great things ahead of them, here, we're going to dump a million third worlders on the country to compete with you for jobs. 1.00
00:18:59.000 And they lost.
00:19:00.000 And simultaneously with all that, you get Civil Rights Act, triple, well, that was a good thing, and then a double whammy for black Americans. 0.89
00:19:10.000 I mean, it really was heavily black Americans who needed to get into the middle class at that point.
00:19:15.000 Number one, you had the Gray Society programs luring you with, don't bother working, don't bother competing with these low-wage workers from third world countries. 1.00
00:19:24.000 Here, you can have babies and we'll cut you a check. 1.00
00:19:27.000 So we have the Gray Society programs encouraging illegitimacy and massive dump of low-wage workers on the country. 0.99
00:19:34.000 That's how the Democrats, ladies and gentlemen, described civil rights. 0.90
00:19:38.000 And black Republicans were the ones who were always pro. 0.69
00:19:43.000 Not Goldwater.
00:19:44.000 No, that's actually not true.
00:19:45.000 Some of the provisions he wanted to make strong.
00:19:47.000 Well, he was always sort of like a let-the-market decide kind of guy.
00:19:50.000 Well, he was a nut libertarian, which is why I hate nut libertarians.
00:19:53.000 But, you know, he desegregated Goldwassers, I guess it was called, Gold Wassers, department stores, long before there was any law requiring it.
00:20:02.000 He was one of the pioneers on that.
00:20:04.000 He didn't think the Civil Rights Act should apply to private businesses, but he wanted much stronger punishments for any government discriminating on the basis of race.
00:20:13.000 So in some ways, he thought the Civil Rights Act didn't go far enough, but he's a perfect example of an ideologue.
00:20:21.000 No, we finally, this was basically the bill President, or at the time Vice President Nixon had been pushing through that Democrats and LBG rejected.
00:20:31.000 They finally got the LBJ to take credit for it with Republicans voting for it.
00:20:35.000 And you have to have this purest libertarian.
00:20:38.000 No, it's not perfect.
00:20:39.000 We must be consistent.
00:20:40.000 This is the problem with libertarians.
00:20:43.000 Let that be a warning to you.
00:20:44.000 That's why it's so good that Arizona is once again a Democratic state.
00:20:48.000 Well, did you see what Cinema said?
00:20:50.000 The winner.
00:20:54.000 One of her first quotes was, I'm looking forward to working with Donald Trump on building the wall.
00:21:00.000 Well, that's how you put it in.
00:21:01.000 Arizona, I think.
00:21:02.000 I'll vote for her if she comes out.
00:21:06.000 We didn't get a wall from the GOP.
00:21:09.000 The DNC want to give us a wall.
00:21:10.000 But that thing you said earlier about importing cheap labor and hurting blacks, that sounds so sinister and pre-planned. 0.89
00:21:17.000 Do you think it really was that I'm going to get cheap labor and I'm going to have, what do you say, N-wards voting Democrat for the first 400 years? 1.00
00:21:25.000 Yeah, you know, that was LBJ.
00:21:28.000 I think it was purely politics.
00:21:30.000 They'll vote for us.
00:21:32.000 We'll keep, it is, I mean, as so many people have said, like Candace Owens now, it is.
00:21:37.000 We want to keep African Americans on the plantation. 1.00
00:21:40.000 We want to keep them dependent on government, and then they will vote for the Democrats.
00:21:44.000 Because Democrats are the party of government.
00:21:47.000 But surely, when you do all that, the part I don't get is, wouldn't it be better for your party to generate jobs?
00:21:52.000 Doesn't that reflect better?
00:21:54.000 Or is that playing too much of a long game?
00:21:57.000 Not as good as just getting the votes in here now.
00:22:00.000 I mean, look at how quickly California flipped.
00:22:03.000 The state that gave us Nixon and Reagan, a Republican can't get elected in that state, and they're doing great things.
00:22:13.000 That state's running like a top.
00:22:15.000 Well, I'm getting the feeling that New York is turning into California, that the DNC is smothering it, and soon from top to bottom, it'll be inseparable.
00:22:23.000 It'll be a duplicate.
00:22:24.000 Dr. Peter King dies.
00:22:26.000 I think he's like the one last Republican stalwart in this state.
00:22:31.000 Other than that, yeah, who else is there?
00:22:33.000 No, they're really driving businesses out, making it difficult.
00:22:36.000 I was talking to someone today who runs a small business, and he was describing, I mean, if you ever talk to people who run small businesses and we don't.
00:22:43.000 In Manhattan a lot, they're very conservative.
00:22:46.000 Oh my gosh, I always want to write about it.
00:22:49.000 Yeah, but one thing, and I forced him to admit this, but he was talking about the New York State family leave law.
00:22:58.000 So if for any reason a parent is sick, a spouse is sick, a child is born, you get to leave for eight weeks.
00:23:07.000 There can be no discrimination in taking you back.
00:23:09.000 So the guy's telling me, okay, so what am I going to do?
00:23:12.000 I'm going to screw over somebody that I'm going to hire part-time for eight weeks.
00:23:15.000 How do I get somebody for eight weeks?
00:23:19.000 And he said he just had to stop contributing to the 401k, whatever it is, for his employees because he has to move people around.
00:23:27.000 And the part I got him to admit was, I said, my guess is it's more women than men taking advantage of this Family Leave Act. 0.56
00:23:35.000 And he said, oh, yeah, absolutely.
00:23:37.000 Lady hater. 1.00
00:23:37.000 So I said, all of these laws that Democrats push as if, oh, I'm your friend. 1.00
00:23:41.000 I'm giving you this free thing, this free leave.
00:23:45.000 It all conspires to make white men much more desirable as employees because if you fire a white man, there's no lawsuit. 0.57
00:23:54.000 A white heterosexual male.
00:23:56.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 Yeah, not working out.
00:23:57.000 Go ahead.
00:23:57.000 Give this guy a try.
00:23:59.000 Try doing that with a woman, a gay, a black, someone not born in this country. 1.00
00:24:04.000 So whether they realize it or not, employers are going to have an inclination.
00:24:09.000 If you have two equally qualified employees, take the white guy, he can't sue.
00:24:14.000 I also think sometimes when women get fired, they go, I need some money, let me go back over the past couple weeks and see if I can pull anything out of my ass. 1.00
00:24:23.000 Oh, there was that time that that guy said a penis joke.
00:24:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:28.000 I'm going to press charges on that.
00:24:29.000 Maybe I can get like 20 grand, 40 grand.
00:24:31.000 And you have millions of people.
00:24:32.000 Someone's hedging their badge.
00:24:34.000 That's what we like to call preemptive strike, Carter.
00:24:38.000 I talked to some guys that are in finance and stuff, and they tell me that behind closed doors, there's sort of this secret that says, look, if we're starting a new thing, don't hire a woman.
00:24:48.000 Just don't do it.
00:24:49.000 See, that's what I, even without saying that, they're going to know it.
00:24:53.000 Right.
00:24:54.000 Because you will get a lawsuit.
00:24:57.000 Well, even with, like, say you're a black woman and you're funny and you like to riff. 1.00
00:25:02.000 I bet you, and I'm just guessing, that if there's an office that has like the little snack room with the vending machines, I bet when the black lady walks in, everyone just sort of goes, oh, right. 0.98
00:25:13.000 She's like, thanks for making me a pariah.
00:25:14.000 Yeah.
00:25:15.000 I wanted to joke around with people, but now I'm the bad guy.
00:25:17.000 I'm like a bird victim and everyone avoids me.
00:25:22.000 There is just something to be said about having the blinders on the minute you get into an office now.
00:25:26.000 I don't think there's any, there's no good can come from socializing in the office, much less out of the office.
00:25:31.000 No good can really come from having even a casual conversation via email, particularly not on email.
00:25:37.000 Yeah, I just feel like you just go in there.
00:25:39.000 And Dave.
00:25:41.000 So much of men's jokes are insulting to themselves.
00:25:45.000 Yeah, like I used to work with this gorgeous hunk named Sebastian, Melt in Your Mouth, gorgeous.
00:25:50.000 And we would be on business trips, and I'd be like brushing my teeth in the morning, and he's like 28 or something, and he'd go, Jesus, look at this specimen, right?
00:25:58.000 With the wrinkles.
00:26:00.000 Like a worm that got rubbed on a barbershop floor with your weird skinny arms and your gut.
00:26:04.000 And then look at this Adonis.
00:26:06.000 Look at these chiseled features, my chin.
00:26:08.000 Look at my flaxen hair.
00:26:09.000 Look at these muscles.
00:26:11.000 The contrast is stunning.
00:26:13.000 And I would just be going, yeah, and laugh.
00:26:16.000 But the idea of going up to a woman in the workforce and being like, look at this fat cow that you are. 1.00
00:26:22.000 Look at me, slender, basically the way God made me.
00:26:26.000 And you are just, you're dying.
00:26:27.000 You're dying.
00:26:30.000 The fat guy would go, I know, I'm such a fat pig.
00:26:33.000 Look at this.
00:26:35.000 But a woman would cry and sue and the company would be done for one riff. 0.91
00:26:42.000 That's why I don't like them coming into our barbershops or even into our pubs.
00:26:47.000 Or into the voting.
00:26:48.000 I don't give a pub sick.
00:26:49.000 As long as we're on the subject of things women shouldn't be doing. 1.00
00:26:52.000 How about this last election?
00:26:54.000 There was not one policy mentioned at once, and when they won, all the tweets were like, people of color and women, not health care, not the environment, nothing.
00:27:03.000 Just women, women. 1.00
00:27:04.000 I saw the most irritating tweet of them all was Mark Ruffalo just before the election.
00:27:08.000 He's waving some sort of cloth, and he says, this is me waving goodbye to the patriarchy.
00:27:14.000 Did you see the Sarah Silverman one yesterday?
00:27:17.000 It's pretty embarrassing.
00:27:19.000 I almost tweeted it, but I just thought, this is too embarrassing.
00:27:22.000 I don't know.
00:27:22.000 What did she do?
00:27:24.000 Well, all these comedians have stopped, they've given up on jokes and the punchline.
00:27:31.000 So she's calling the president a Nazi for using the N-word nationalism.
00:27:39.000 But she's really angry about it.
00:27:42.000 That might be why they went to Tucker's house, because he said nationalist.
00:27:46.000 And he said, what's the matter with nationalism?
00:27:47.000 I think it happened later.
00:27:48.000 No, it's because they knew where his house was.
00:27:50.000 I like that you think this is thought out.
00:27:54.000 Yeah, why is nationalism a bad word?
00:27:56.000 Is it because of Hitler and national socialism? 0.71
00:27:58.000 Well, let that hurt.
00:27:59.000 Well, then socialism should be a bad word.
00:28:01.000 Socialism isn't in a race.
00:28:02.000 It still is in most circles a bad word.
00:28:04.000 Are you a nationalist?
00:28:05.000 No, it's like, unless you live in Vermont and voted for Bernie Sanders, most people do not like the word socialism.
00:28:10.000 Oh, that is total malaria.
00:28:12.000 I suspect him were steering up for the nationalism.
00:28:14.000 Why did he change from being a socialist to a Democrat when he ran on the national ticket?
00:28:18.000 Because it's still a big deal.
00:28:19.000 That was a different television.
00:28:21.000 No, that was a different thing.
00:28:22.000 You're trying to bring it back.
00:28:23.000 Well, I agree with that.
00:28:24.000 It is back.
00:28:25.000 This is in the past few months.
00:28:27.000 The majority of Democrats prefer socialism to the free market for the first time ever.
00:28:32.000 It's like 52%.
00:28:34.000 And we've got Ocasio-Cortez raging through.
00:28:37.000 Check out Rose's Twitter sometime.
00:28:40.000 Socialism is completely normalized.
00:28:42.000 Whenever I come up with an example, I don't isolate one person's Twitter.
00:28:48.000 That's not a person.
00:28:49.000 That's a type.
00:28:49.000 That's a genre.
00:28:51.000 No, but it is right.
00:28:52.000 Nancy Pelosi would not say we're for socialists.
00:28:54.000 No, absolutely not.
00:28:55.000 I mean, now, are we saying it's getting towards that?
00:28:58.000 Perhaps, absolutely.
00:28:59.000 But I still think it's a dirty word.
00:29:01.000 I disagree.
00:29:02.000 No, no, no, no.
00:29:03.000 More than 50% of the country thinks that America should be socialist.
00:29:07.000 You're triggering me when you just say that.
00:29:09.000 More than 50% of college students.
00:29:11.000 But also, they're much louder.
00:29:14.000 Yeah, but all college kids are like that.
00:29:15.000 No, I think the ones who aren't endorsing socialism on college, I mean, you probably know them better than I do.
00:29:22.000 I just follow these people on Twitter, sorry.
00:29:24.000 But there are a lot of them.
00:29:25.000 Me too.
00:29:27.000 And then I meet some of them, and there is a large group of college students who are saying nothing, who are sitting through their white privilege classes and listening to themselves being harangued.
00:29:37.000 And they come out of college barking mad right-wingers.
00:29:42.000 Never say anything, don't upset the apple cart, but they go on Twitter and quickly get banned from Twitter.
00:29:48.000 But by the way, he's going to get pissy if we keep mentioning the T-word, since you and I started to get away from the music.
00:29:53.000 You're always my example.
00:29:55.000 It really is.
00:29:56.000 It's unbelievable.
00:29:57.000 It's outrageous.
00:29:57.000 I mean, I think it's outrageous with Alex Jones and Milo.
00:30:00.000 But Gavin McGinnis?
00:30:03.000 I mean, that's like taking away Peter Brimelo's Twitter account.
00:30:06.000 It's unbelievable.
00:30:07.000 They took away my Instagram account, which was 90% pancakes.
00:30:12.000 They should have taken them away.
00:30:13.000 That should be the new name.
00:30:14.000 Instead of get off my lawn.
00:30:15.000 90% pancakes.
00:30:18.000 That's the motto for the show.
00:30:20.000 We do discuss politics sometimes, but it's mostly pancakes.
00:30:23.000 I would like to be the censor on these things, and I would just ban people for being boring.
00:30:28.000 Yeah.
00:30:29.000 Well, then you'd ban me.
00:30:30.000 You always trash my because I don't know.
00:30:32.000 Doesn't he have, okay, we're not allowed to use the T word, but he has the most boring Twitter feed.
00:30:36.000 If you started again today with an all-new them, you would have more Twitter followers in a week than I can.
00:30:41.000 Give me an example.
00:30:42.000 What kind of stuff does he say?
00:30:43.000 Like, so tasking.
00:30:44.000 I don't know how to do.
00:30:46.000 Like, I reply, and I assume people can see that I'm replying to someone, but I think you can't.
00:30:50.000 It's all like private in-jokes with someone he's drinking with at a bar.
00:30:53.000 Oh, so he's talking to me.
00:30:54.000 I don't want to talk to you.
00:30:55.000 I want a war. 0.99
00:30:57.000 The perfect tweet is a setup with a zinger at the end.
00:31:00.000 Like, my only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back. 1.00
00:31:04.000 It's got to happen.
00:31:05.000 Yeah, I like that.
00:31:06.000 Well, that's why I don't get some of the comedians that are like, I don't want to do that because I'm giving it away for free.
00:31:10.000 But if you're that funny, you should have an endless well of stuff that's not...
00:31:16.000 That's like a football player saying, I only play professionally.
00:31:18.000 I'm not going to play in the backyard.
00:31:19.000 Well, you should.
00:31:20.000 I don't want to waste my moves.
00:31:21.000 Yeah.
00:31:22.000 No, I've noticed a lot of professional comedian Twitter feeds very often.
00:31:25.000 Oh, comedy's done.
00:31:27.000 Comedy's over.
00:31:28.000 It was like before the election, there was maybe one trillion just saying, hey, guys, just get out there and vote.
00:31:35.000 Vote like you've never voted before.
00:31:37.000 Vote like your life depends on it.
00:31:39.000 Because it does.
00:31:42.000 You're just like, are any of you funny?
00:31:46.000 I saw this movie on the plane, Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot, and it's a picture of these guys by a wheelchair.
00:31:51.000 And it's about John Callahan, that drunk who got in a car accident.
00:31:54.000 He's paralyzed from the chest down, but he could still kind of draw.
00:31:57.000 Was it like Joaquin Phoenix or something?
00:31:59.000 Yeah, Joaquin Phoenix.
00:31:59.000 It's amazing.
00:32:01.000 It's so good.
00:32:02.000 Yeah.
00:32:02.000 But they're showing all his jokes, and they're from like the late 80s, I guess.
00:32:06.000 And they're all so funny, and they're racist and offensive.
00:32:11.000 But you go, oh, yeah, I remember when things were funny.
00:32:13.000 Like one of the things he did, it was two Klansmen walking down the street, and the quote was, oh, I love when you just get sheets fresh out of the dryer.
00:32:21.000 They're so soft.
00:32:22.000 Yeah, that's great.
00:32:23.000 Where he had some black cannibal, and a waiter is by him, and the cannibal is blood all over his face, and the waiter's arm is gone, and his leg is gone. 0.91
00:32:31.000 And he goes, well, that'd be awesome.
00:32:34.000 You could never do any of those jokes ever again.
00:32:37.000 Well, I don't know why it's come up as much as it has on Compound Media Morning, 10.30 p.m.
00:32:43.000 Tropic Thunder, which is not that old of a movie.
00:32:45.000 Oh, I love that.
00:32:46.000 It's a great movie.
00:32:47.000 Justin Thoreau wrote that.
00:32:49.000 Yes, a former buddy of his.
00:32:52.000 Who is?
00:32:52.000 Justin Thoreau.
00:32:53.000 They used to be type.
00:32:54.000 You?
00:32:55.000 He dumped me, yeah.
00:32:56.000 He dumped you for Jennifer Anison?
00:32:58.000 No, we were still dating when they were with Jennifer Aniston.
00:33:01.000 But he dumped me while.
00:33:03.000 I actually stayed at their house once and I got so drunk I went to bed.
00:33:07.000 Well, I think we know why he dumped you.
00:33:10.000 It's so political.
00:33:13.000 I think things are coming together.
00:33:15.000 I think he is so funny.
00:33:16.000 I can't believe that he wrote that.
00:33:18.000 Oh, he wrote Zoolander too, I believe.
00:33:20.000 He did.
00:33:20.000 Yeah.
00:33:21.000 And he wrote, at the end of Tropic Thunder, there's an extra, a DVD extra where it's about the director and this German film student who's obsessed with the director.
00:33:30.000 And it's called like Documental, I think.
00:33:33.000 And then he did an HBO pilot based on that.
00:33:37.000 And it is the funniest thing I've ever read.
00:33:38.000 He goes, do you think you could punch that up?
00:33:39.000 And I handed him back the exact same one going, there, punch it up.
00:33:42.000 Zero notes.
00:33:44.000 It's perfect.
00:33:45.000 Like, I can't.
00:33:46.000 What do you want to do?
00:33:47.000 Draw eyebrows on the Mona Lisa.
00:33:48.000 It's really good.
00:33:49.000 So what happened to it?
00:33:50.000 Why didn't, like, if it was that great?
00:33:52.000 No, I guess I wasn't.
00:33:53.000 What's his name?
00:33:54.000 director guy, British guy, Alan Partridge, Steve Coogan.
00:33:59.000 Yes, and he was in...
00:34:01.000 Yeah, and...
00:34:04.000 No kidding.
00:34:05.000 It probably wasn't just drinking, too, because he's a big smackhead.
00:34:08.000 He's heroin coke.
00:34:09.000 Yeah.
00:34:09.000 And then just prostitutes.
00:34:11.000 That's the word on the street.
00:34:13.000 Didn't get that from Justin, but I got it from crew there, who just said they would have to wake him up.
00:34:17.000 And it's Britain in the winter where you have like four hours of sunlight.
00:34:20.000 So you got to shoot like a lunatic.
00:34:22.000 And so it's like $300,000 an hour kind of thing worth of stuff.
00:34:27.000 So if he's 10 minutes late, it's like money is shooting.
00:34:30.000 It's just going in the shredder.
00:34:32.000 So it was made in England?
00:34:33.000 I didn't know that.
00:34:34.000 No, no, the documental.
00:34:36.000 But they just break into his hotel and it's just like Coke and heroin.
00:34:40.000 And it would just reek of sex.
00:34:42.000 The rooms smell that sex. 1.00
00:34:43.000 And they just go, oh, you're late.
00:34:50.000 I'm sadly at the age now where if I hear sex and that much chemicals in the same sentence, I'm like, oh, well done.
00:34:58.000 Like that you could have both at the same time.
00:35:01.000 Congratulations.
00:35:02.000 No, but Tropic Thunder, so.
00:35:04.000 Great.
00:35:04.000 It still holds up.
00:35:04.000 I saw it.
00:35:05.000 It still holds up.
00:35:06.000 It's the first time I really, really loved Tom Cruise.
00:35:09.000 I didn't even realize that was Tom Cruise.
00:35:12.000 I think he was Harvey Weinstein.
00:35:13.000 He absolutely was.
00:35:14.000 That is true.
00:35:15.000 So good.
00:35:16.000 So good.
00:35:16.000 Brilliant.
00:35:17.000 The Diet Coax and the other one.
00:35:18.000 I had no idea he was funny.
00:35:20.000 Well, I don't want to lose my $70 million contract at CR-TV, but in that movie, Blackface was fine. 0.97
00:35:26.000 Oh, no, that's exactly how we would bring it up.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, because of the Megan Kelly thing. 0.63
00:35:31.000 Yeah, except to be honest, the Megan Kelly thing is they wanted her done.
00:35:36.000 No one wants to defend her.
00:35:38.000 So we're all pretending what she said was offensive and everyone knows what she said.
00:35:42.000 Well, yeah, if the rains were good, they would have accepted her apology.
00:35:46.000 She wouldn't have been asked for an apology.
00:35:48.000 by the way, people like me and I think both of you would be saying, are you kidding me?
00:35:52.000 Well, yeah, Yeah.
00:35:58.000 The non-Fox viewers hate her for ever having been on Fox.
00:36:02.000 Didn't it occur to anyone there's no audience left?
00:36:05.000 Then that does surprise me.
00:36:06.000 I heard some more salacious gossip.
00:36:08.000 I like salacious.
00:36:09.000 She was too me-tooy, and she was a threat to the executives there. 1.00
00:36:14.000 I think that she started that rumor.
00:36:16.000 I don't think that's true.
00:36:17.000 Oh.
00:36:18.000 See, I hate the news now.
00:36:19.000 I have to doubt everything.
00:36:22.000 When there's the old days, you just picked up the newspaper, like the New York Times in 1960, and you were like, I'm getting a ton of well-researched facts.
00:36:30.000 Now it's like a homework assignment.
00:36:32.000 Go look into this.
00:36:33.000 Whenever there's a business dispute, there are, you know, both sides are leaking.
00:36:39.000 So this is the classic example of something where you're not sure.
00:36:42.000 Because didn't she back Ronan Farrow and say that executives at this network exit meetings with Ronan Farrow, right?
00:36:51.000 She announced publicly that she wanted to have her exit discussions with Ronan Farrell.
00:36:56.000 Oh, I thought he was actually there.
00:36:57.000 Oh, that's a strategic move to make it about.
00:36:59.000 So she's making it, yeah.
00:37:01.000 That's what I mean.
00:37:02.000 It's really just like sports.
00:37:04.000 I mean, if you're filling the seats, they'll literally let you murder somebody.
00:37:08.000 Without a doubt, yes.
00:37:09.000 Completely.
00:37:10.000 But if you're not selling them, they'll say, oh, it's because you took a knee, I guess.
00:37:15.000 And it was a very, very, very, very, very expensive contract.
00:37:18.000 So NBC wants to get out of paying the rest.
00:37:20.000 How do they do that?
00:37:21.000 I mean, you can...
00:37:25.000 Somebody who didn't get paid out.
00:37:28.000 Well, certainly Lauer hasn't been paid out, but there was somebody else for something that was so minor.
00:37:33.000 I forget what it was, but they'll invoke the morals clause or that sort of clause.
00:37:37.000 I'm sure yours is very tight.
00:37:39.000 That's that work.
00:37:40.000 That morals clause.
00:37:42.000 So that they don't have to pay the rest of the contract.
00:37:44.000 Huh.
00:37:46.000 That's interesting.
00:37:48.000 He's taking mental notes now.
00:37:50.000 No, I'm scared we're going to lose Tropic Thunder.
00:37:52.000 So they did Blackface in that movie, but the one thing they got in big trouble for, and they got away with Blackface because they were criticizing Blackface.
00:37:59.000 And they almost get speed up.
00:38:00.000 And it was so preposterous, the black. 1.00
00:38:04.000 Well, it was a commentary that there's only so many black parts and this white actor got, I mean, yeah, it wasn't.
00:38:11.000 But they also had a thing with Ben Stiller, and he was mocking Sean Penn, who Sean Penn did a movie where he was retarded. 0.92
00:38:21.000 I am Sam.
00:38:22.000 I am Sam.
00:38:23.000 You don't want to go full retard. 1.00
00:38:26.000 Justin was disgusted by these actors.
00:38:28.000 Rosie O'Donnell did it too. 0.90
00:38:29.000 Remember?
00:38:30.000 She had an after-school special type thing where she's like, hi, I'm Handicapped.
00:38:33.000 Please give me an award.
00:38:36.000 I want to give you a reward for that.
00:38:37.000 That was really good.
00:38:40.000 So they, and this is a really important story because it shows you how the left creates trouble where there wasn't and then actually does the thing they're purporting to defend.
00:38:49.000 So he said Robert Denny Jr. guy takes him aside and he says to Ben Siller, who played a really, really handicap guy named Jack.
00:38:58.000 The name of the movie was Simple Jack.
00:39:00.000 That's right.
00:39:01.000 That's right.
00:39:01.000 I saw some sports guy got in trouble for dressing like him on TV.
00:39:05.000 He was on the gold medal Olympic snowboarder.
00:39:08.000 Yeah.
00:39:08.000 Yeah.
00:39:09.000 And that's why we ran it.
00:39:10.000 But the character is mocking people who mock actually if it doesn't matter.
00:39:17.000 And you have to apologize to the Special Olympics.
00:39:20.000 That was part of his apology.
00:39:21.000 Well, I've had many demands for apologies to the Special Olympics.
00:39:24.000 Go ahead.
00:39:24.000 I want a gold award.
00:39:26.000 I want a gold star at the Special Olympics in offensiveness.
00:39:29.000 You did?
00:39:32.000 Because I think I could top it.
00:39:34.000 He said, never go full retard. 0.77
00:39:36.000 Right.
00:39:37.000 And then the Special Olympics contacted Justin and the crew.
00:39:40.000 They had to have a private screening for people with Down syndrome.
00:39:44.000 Like, just as a treat.
00:39:46.000 You just said this movie was offensive.
00:39:48.000 Right.
00:39:49.000 And now you're bringing all these people to a screening?
00:39:51.000 So that was one of the things.
00:39:52.000 Then they had to issue an apology.
00:39:54.000 And part of the things that got all this rolling was them having these people with Down syndrome having a protest outside of wherever it was, 20th Century Fox, marching outside.
00:40:04.000 And someone put that sign in that person's hand and said, this movie, they're calling you a retard.
00:40:11.000 And that poor kid is like, really?
00:40:13.000 It's a really popular movie.
00:40:14.000 Like millions of people.
00:40:16.000 So millions of people are okay with me being called a retard?
00:40:18.000 Geez, that sucks.
00:40:20.000 I guess it's mainstream to use insults about me.
00:40:24.000 Oh, well, I don't like that.
00:40:25.000 And you're like, way to go, dude.
00:40:27.000 You're right.
00:40:27.000 Well, it's the equivalent of like, sorry to rump, like, but to when you poll Native Americans about names, they don't give a shit.
00:40:34.000 No, they like it.
00:40:35.000 It's like.
00:40:35.000 I'm not touching myself.
00:40:37.000 They name their own teams, Redskin.
00:40:38.000 No, no, they name their own teams Redskin.
00:40:40.000 There's a football team in Arizona, all Indian kids.
00:40:43.000 Yeah, they don't really care.
00:40:44.000 But so are military armaments, like the Apache helicopter.
00:40:48.000 It's because, and in many countries in Latin America, Indians aren't considered, I think they might not have been as brave as our Indians.
00:40:57.000 But our Indians, I mean, they were very brave and very rough. 0.95
00:41:02.000 It's a compliment.
00:41:04.000 You're a warrior.
00:41:06.000 You don't call your football team the New Canaan baking club.
00:41:15.000 You don't call it the Jewish Accountants.
00:41:18.000 You don't call it the Bill Schultz's.
00:41:19.000 No, you call it the Apaches.
00:41:21.000 The Redskins.
00:41:22.000 Here is where I don't.
00:41:23.000 I don't understand how people can't know that.
00:41:25.000 Like, the fight back on the Redskins was, how about the Arizona Cikes?
00:41:31.000 And you're like, that's what I'm saying.
00:41:33.000 Right.
00:41:34.000 That sounds absurd because that's an insult.
00:41:37.000 Obviously, it's not an insult.
00:41:38.000 No one calls themselves the losers.
00:41:40.000 No one wants to be a bad thing.
00:41:42.000 You're not cheering for a team that, yeah.
00:41:45.000 You're cheering for a pirate or a savage or a monster or a bull or a tiger or something.
00:41:50.000 Scary, tough things.
00:41:52.000 Although the nickname of the Indian's mascot is Chief Wahoo.
00:41:56.000 I love that.
00:41:57.000 But I don't know if that's necessarily could be considered like something.
00:42:00.000 That's kind of ugly.
00:42:02.000 It's not vicious, but it's cool.
00:42:04.000 It's like Popeye.
00:42:05.000 But here's where I'm anti-white. 0.85
00:42:06.000 You're not scared of Popeye, but he's a cool guy.
00:42:08.000 Yeah, there's some calcium deposits on his forearms that scare me.
00:42:12.000 But here's where I'm anti-white. 0.85
00:42:14.000 Look at this.
00:42:14.000 What is going on here?
00:42:16.000 Is this a balled up Nicorette?
00:42:18.000 Nicotine.
00:42:18.000 Yes, don't do that.
00:42:19.000 It'll stick to the screen.
00:42:20.000 I was holding it.
00:42:21.000 No!
00:42:26.000 Does that work?
00:42:27.000 Aren't you just addicted to Nicorette gum now?
00:42:29.000 I asked your assistant for a Kleenex, so I wouldn't have to take 10 more.
00:42:32.000 I was looking at that for the last 10 minutes.
00:42:35.000 I didn't see one when I walked in.
00:42:37.000 I rolled it into the fire.
00:42:38.000 You turn it into these little balls of nicotine.
00:42:41.000 He was quite within his rights.
00:42:42.000 So it doesn't suck, okay?
00:42:43.000 You haven't quit smoking.
00:42:44.000 I have quit smoking.
00:42:45.000 Well, yes, this is a digital inhaling.
00:42:47.000 What?
00:42:48.000 It's the smoke that's bad for you.
00:42:50.000 Nicotine, Peter Popolo wrote a great article.
00:42:52.000 Yeah, unless you have like vascular issues, way down to the bottom.
00:42:56.000 It cuts Alzheimer's in half, it cuts Parkinson's in half.
00:42:59.000 But you're not allowed to study nicotine because it's so politically incorrect.
00:43:03.000 It's the smoke and time.
00:43:08.000 Yeah, the pressure time.
00:43:12.000 Thanks for interrupting the flow of the show.
00:43:14.000 No, it totally worked.
00:43:15.000 Could I get a coffee with more cream than a normal person would like, at least?
00:43:19.000 As long as you're here.
00:43:20.000 But we're at 43.
00:43:22.000 Okay.
00:43:23.000 That was a good trick.
00:43:24.000 Thank you.
00:43:25.000 My call of duty.
00:43:26.000 Let's break this into two parts.
00:43:28.000 I'm going to do part one, part two.
00:43:30.000 Yeah.
00:43:32.000 We've run out of time, folks, but we're going to keep going.
00:43:36.000 So we've just completed part one of lunchtime with Ann and Bill.