Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 26, 2018


Ep 210 | Border Chaos | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

173.38736

Word Count

7,132

Sentence Count

673

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

Kevin and Yusong talk about the early 80s and early 90s, the Beastie Boys, and the lack of education in New York City, and how to get a mohawk. Plus, a look back at the early days of the punk rock scene in the 80s.


Transcript

00:00:06.000 Yeah, live from New York, it's Get Off High One with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:25.000 You wake up late for school, man, you don't want to go You ask him I please, but you still said no No You bitch too, classes had no homework.
00:00:51.000 But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk.
00:00:56.000 It's funny them bitching about teachers because they all went to artsy fartsy schools where you could just do anything you wanted at all.
00:01:03.000 You would get credit for getting a mohawk.
00:01:07.000 That was Fight for Your Right to Party from the album license to Ill.
00:01:11.000 I believe it's the most successful rap album of all time.
00:01:14.000 I believe it sold 10 million copies.
00:01:16.000 I guess that's more than Eminem.
00:01:18.000 Is that right?
00:01:19.000 That can't be right.
00:01:21.000 But it was when the Beastie Boys, who were a punk band from the early 80s in the East Village, got into rap all of a sudden.
00:01:30.000 Rap blew up in the Bronx, and they said, let's stop with the punk and do the rap.
00:01:35.000 But we can still do kind of punky stuff.
00:01:38.000 And they invented party music.
00:01:40.000 And I'm bringing it up because I am reading this book right now.
00:01:45.000 And it's called Beastie Boys Book.
00:01:48.000 And I tend to glorify that era, the 80s, early 80s.
00:01:53.000 I don't want to live there.
00:01:54.000 I don't want to get mugged and have people stand over my body.
00:01:59.000 But I do like looking at pictures of it, like when The Clash played in I think it was 83.
00:02:06.000 I think everyone thinks that's the best looking New York.
00:02:08.000 So when they show that in the book, and it's mostly a picture book.
00:02:11.000 Well, no, it's about half and half.
00:02:13.000 It looks awesome.
00:02:14.000 But then you get into the 90s.
00:02:15.000 The 90s isn't as attractive.
00:02:17.000 I don't know.
00:02:19.000 Guys with blonde hair and baggy pants.
00:02:21.000 The 90s was not a good look.
00:02:23.000 But I got to say, it is so badly written.
00:02:28.000 And I've noticed this about the in crowd in New York.
00:02:31.000 They either grew up going to public schools, so complete illiteracy, or they went to artsy-fartsy schools like these three guys did, or they didn't have to learn anything.
00:02:42.000 And you're reading this, and it's funny because these guys are like the kids of doctors and stuff, so their parents had great educations.
00:02:48.000 But you're reading this, and it's just like, it reads like a really crappy high school letter.
00:02:54.000 We all have different types of friends, right?
00:02:56.000 There's the one that's kind of an ass, a-hole, but fun to be around once in a while.
00:03:01.000 New sentence, fun to get drunk and talk-ish with, comma, but you never actually call on them for physical or emotional help because they're just unreliable.
00:03:09.000 And then in brackets, and kind of an a-hole.
00:03:11.000 And then new sentence, or there's the friend you see once in a while and it's nice, and it's a nice hangout, and you're always like, I should spend more time with that person.
00:03:19.000 But for some reason, you don't.
00:03:20.000 Then there's that true friend.
00:03:23.000 It's tedious.
00:03:24.000 Be better.
00:03:26.000 Be better.
00:03:28.000 It's really hard to follow.
00:03:30.000 And that's one thing that's true.
00:03:32.000 I remember Dash Snow, God bless his cotton socks.
00:03:35.000 He was sort of another, that was sort of the early aughts wave of cool.
00:03:39.000 These guys were in the 80s wave of cool.
00:03:41.000 And he had a gang called Iraq.
00:03:44.000 And that gang just stole expensive clothes from stores.
00:03:47.000 RAC is to steal.
00:03:49.000 And I said to him, I pretended that it was about Iraq, R.A., Iraq to steal is I-R-A-K, but I pretended I thought it was R-I-R-A-Q.
00:04:00.000 And I said, so how are you feeling about the embargoes?
00:04:02.000 And he said, who are the embargoes?
00:04:07.000 But you notice that when you talk to New Yorkers, like when I used to hang out and party in the scene, they just wouldn't know anything about anything.
00:04:15.000 Like they wouldn't know what the word carpet bombing means, or they wouldn't know when World War II was.
00:04:20.000 Like they just didn't have a foundation.
00:04:22.000 So these liberal revolutionary parents and then these lazy poor parents in New York just totally obliterated education.
00:04:31.000 And so they end up just saying platitudes.
00:04:33.000 But the reason I brought them up is because back in those days when they had fight for your right to party, I was 14.
00:04:40.000 And it was just such stupid, dumb fun.
00:04:44.000 It was just idiotic partying.
00:04:45.000 Have you got that video of them partying?
00:04:50.000 This is backstage at one of their shows at the peak of their tour.
00:04:54.000 Okay, so women aren't really being abused here, right?
00:04:58.000 This is just dumb partying.
00:05:00.000 No one's getting hurt.
00:05:01.000 Everyone is having a great time.
00:05:03.000 There's no victim here.
00:05:04.000 Look, he's the wettest guy, Adam Horov.
00:05:06.000 Is it Horowitz?
00:05:08.000 And they're signing tummies.
00:05:10.000 Okay.
00:05:11.000 Now this gets a little suspect.
00:05:14.000 but this woman doesn't seem to be having a bad time.
00:05:17.000 Now this is getting into the...
00:05:23.000 That's getting into the Donald Trump joke.
00:05:27.000 But we can't really see how much her consent is.
00:05:31.000 But, oh, let me see.
00:05:33.000 Are these people having a bad time?
00:05:36.000 Is this a group of victims?
00:05:38.000 It doesn't look like it to me.
00:05:41.000 And they had songs like Girls.
00:05:43.000 Do you have that song?
00:05:45.000 I think at the end of it, it's like, girls to do the laundry, girls to do to clean up my room.
00:05:52.000 Do you think that's a serious diatribe about how women, young, and this is from a guy who's 18, is saying that women need to do his laundry and clean up his room?
00:06:02.000 It's called goofing around.
00:06:03.000 It's like when you call your friend and you say, don't be gay when you're a little kid.
00:06:06.000 These are not tomes.
00:06:08.000 They're not dictums.
00:06:09.000 This isn't written in his Bible.
00:06:12.000 But since then, play girls.
00:06:19.000 From White Castle to the Nile.
00:06:21.000 So we're not really being geographically accurate here.
00:06:24.000 This is not a serious song.
00:06:25.000 It was not a serious tour.
00:06:26.000 And then on tour, they'd have, I think they'd have like women in bikinis and high-heeled shoes and big inflatable books on the stage.
00:06:33.000 It's called joking around.
00:06:35.000 It's called being a teenager.
00:06:36.000 See, this is what really scares me about all this political correctness is you're taking fun away from lifestyle.
00:06:42.000 And you can take away my fun.
00:06:43.000 I'm old.
00:06:44.000 I just like going to old man bars.
00:06:45.000 But don't take away teenage fun.
00:06:47.000 Don't take away people pouring beer on each other and whipped clean.
00:06:52.000 Being stupid is a wonderful thing.
00:06:55.000 And it's a uniquely American thing.
00:06:58.000 Stupid fun.
00:06:59.000 Look at the jokes.
00:07:00.000 I mean, you look at British humor and it's so sophisticated.
00:07:03.000 And there's all these double entendres and stuff.
00:07:05.000 You look at British, I mean, American humor, and it's Beavis and Butthead.
00:07:09.000 We like fart jokes.
00:07:10.000 You're ruining America by turning us into Britain.
00:07:14.000 And not just any Britain, but Victorian Britain.
00:07:17.000 I remember medium, or I was looking up, because I remember they changed their mind, and they did some really cool stuff.
00:07:24.000 Like there was a rape at not Lullapalooza, but Woodstock, I think.
00:07:31.000 And it got so crazy in there, and then it wasn't the fun thing I just showed you.
00:07:35.000 It was the bad thing, which, by the way, we have laws for, and that's illegal.
00:07:38.000 And this woman got raped, and during the awards ceremony, when everyone was partying and having fun, Horowitz got up and said, we need to do something about this.
00:07:46.000 Women can't be getting raped at shows.
00:07:48.000 We're going to not play shows if this doesn't get under control.
00:07:50.000 That's a cool thing.
00:07:53.000 But then they also got into this apologizing for the past and saying, and I want to separate, by the way, the anti-rape thing with all this stuff.
00:08:00.000 That's an important distinction, and that's why we have a legal system to do that distinction.
00:08:04.000 But he said, there are no excuses for past lyrics, Adrock told Time Out New York in 1999.
00:08:09.000 But time has healed our stupidity.
00:08:12.000 No, you didn't rape anyone.
00:08:14.000 You had fun, stupid jokes.
00:08:17.000 You know one thing they did do, Rock, that no one ever talks about?
00:08:20.000 They had a chick in the band when they were a punk band.
00:08:22.000 Her name was Kate Schellenbach.
00:08:24.000 And when people see the sort of stupid youth appeal, boy appeal, to these guys, they said, we've got to do a huge tour.
00:08:34.000 We're going to set you up.
00:08:35.000 Rick Rubin's going to set you up with, what's his name at Def Jam?
00:08:39.000 Russell Simmons.
00:08:40.000 And you're going to be rich.
00:08:42.000 But you've got to lose the chick.
00:08:43.000 And they go, we can't.
00:08:45.000 We have to stand by her.
00:08:46.000 She's part of this band.
00:08:47.000 And it would have added a cool sort of a twist to all this misogyny if there was a chick there, right?
00:08:53.000 But then they saw the money and they took the pressure and they said, Kate, boom, hit the rocks.
00:09:01.000 And they kicked her on.
00:09:02.000 I think she's a lesbian.
00:09:03.000 So these guys are apologizing for a song.
00:09:05.000 Why don't you apologize for the lesbian you kicked out of the band?
00:09:09.000 Now she started her own band, Luscious Jackson, and then the Beastie Boys started a record label called Grand Royal.
00:09:14.000 And the first band they signed was Luscious Jackson.
00:09:17.000 And I can't help but think that was their way of apologizing for being lame.
00:09:22.000 This was their big hit, Naked Eyes.
00:09:22.000 There they are.
00:09:25.000 I don't hear it.
00:09:30.000 If I can't hear it, does that mean people at home can't hear it?
00:09:32.000 Okay.
00:09:34.000 Yeah, they're a very mediocre band.
00:09:36.000 Eugh.
00:09:38.000 It's funny how...
00:09:45.000 So these liberal types, right?
00:09:47.000 These academics, they have all these dumb art schools, like the schools these guys went to.
00:09:53.000 And then these guys come out without really a strong foundation of history and war and, you know, the political backgrounds of this country and the revolutions we've been through.
00:10:03.000 So it makes them more susceptible to rhetoric.
00:10:06.000 And they can say things like, you need to own your past words and black women need to, no, white women need to speak to black women and be their allies.
00:10:16.000 You know, all these platitudes about fascists always deny that they're fascists.
00:10:21.000 And you can get away with that when you didn't get a good education because you don't know about Mussolini and Stalin and Mao and Mugabe, bona fide despots.
00:10:31.000 And then I get kind of conspiratorial and think, was that the plan?
00:10:35.000 I mean, is one of the reasons they don't encourage math in school anymore so they can manipulate numbers better and say, we need more illegals.
00:10:44.000 There's not that many.
00:10:46.000 How many?
00:10:48.000 Don't worry about it.
00:10:49.000 Well, it's relevant because if there's a million, we don't have a problem here in this country.
00:10:53.000 We can take a million illegals.
00:10:55.000 If there's 30 million, we got a problem.
00:10:57.000 So what is it?
00:10:58.000 Oh, it's some fair amount.
00:11:03.000 Speaking of which, they got their photo.
00:11:06.000 The left got their photo.
00:11:07.000 It's a little late.
00:11:08.000 I think they wanted this before the midterms.
00:11:10.000 But remember I was saying they want to have a kid face down at the border, and they can call Trump a monster?
00:11:17.000 They got pretty darn close to that.
00:11:19.000 They got two kids, shoeless, and then two moms running from tear gas.
00:11:25.000 One appears about to fall.
00:11:29.000 And if you look far in the background, you see people who don't seem that panicked.
00:11:33.000 They seem just to be hanging out.
00:11:34.000 I see one taking a selfie.
00:11:38.000 So the reaction to this, of course, has been insanity.
00:11:42.000 And let me be perfectly clear.
00:11:43.000 This is horrible.
00:11:44.000 It is horrible seeing kids in peril.
00:11:46.000 But who is responsible?
00:11:49.000 Who brings little toddlers with no shoes to a border crossing?
00:11:53.000 Getting to a border is a nightmare.
00:11:57.000 They're near Tijuana.
00:11:58.000 It's about, I think it's about a mile from the border.
00:12:01.000 Walking through that unbearable heat and you're going to a police standoff and you brought your little kid.
00:12:07.000 Why can't you go first and then call for the kids later?
00:12:10.000 Can't the kids stay with Nona or something?
00:12:13.000 And weren't these people offered asylum in every country along the way up?
00:12:16.000 But they said, no, thanks, we're going for the big guns.
00:12:19.000 This doesn't sound like refugees.
00:12:20.000 This sounds like a photo op.
00:12:22.000 And the gullibility on the left is just amazing.
00:12:26.000 Check out this guy's.
00:12:28.000 I was just walking around Twitter, checking out timelines.
00:12:31.000 Check out this guy's timeline.
00:12:33.000 What's his name?
00:12:35.000 What's his name, Ryan?
00:12:38.000 Guthrie Fitzsimmons.
00:12:41.000 His whole feed is just pure AIDS.
00:12:46.000 It is.
00:12:47.000 And it just, I don't know, I don't know why I torture myself watching these people talk, but look at some of his tweets.
00:12:54.000 Just go through any of them.
00:12:56.000 What does it say there?
00:12:58.000 The hottest Cyber Monday deal is calling Congress and telling him to stop Trump's madness at the border.
00:13:05.000 What?
00:13:06.000 This is what I don't get.
00:13:08.000 What was he supposed to do?
00:13:09.000 You described the scenario to me.
00:13:11.000 How is this supposed to work when 500 people show up at any border in the world?
00:13:16.000 You just let them all in?
00:13:18.000 No one does that.
00:13:19.000 Obviously, anyway, we'll talk about that later.
00:13:21.000 I've got an interview with Anna Paulina and I want to save some questions for her.
00:13:24.000 There's another one now.
00:13:27.000 I've been to the border with my church youth group mission trip, staffing Catholic border mass and with Southern blah, blah, blah.
00:13:33.000 Every time, I'm cut off there.
00:13:36.000 Go higher?
00:13:37.000 Every time I left in awe of people who journeyed to America to contribute to our country.
00:13:47.000 The rhetoric is stultifying.
00:13:49.000 It really is.
00:13:51.000 Just take a step back from it all, folks.
00:13:53.000 Every country has borders.
00:13:55.000 When you have a country with wealth, other people want to get in.
00:13:59.000 The reason you have borders is because you have to draw the line somewhere.
00:14:04.000 If 30 million illegals is not where you draw the line, then you tell me when.
00:14:07.000 50 million, 60 million?
00:14:09.000 If you let people in with an open border, aren't you going to get more?
00:14:13.000 When you reward behavior, don't you get more of that behavior?
00:14:16.000 I mean, I keep repeating this, but I don't get the left's version of events.
00:14:24.000 Do you have that Breitbart one?
00:14:28.000 Celebrities freaking out?
00:14:34.000 Is this the right, have I got the right notes?
00:14:35.000 This seems a little short.
00:14:38.000 Yeah, yeah, let's look at some of these.
00:14:40.000 Uh-oh.
00:14:42.000 Amy Schumer is pissed.
00:14:44.000 Oh, God, it's just so insincere.
00:14:50.000 Keep going down.
00:14:52.000 Oh, Alyssa Milanos.
00:14:53.000 I mean, we can't say it on the show.
00:14:55.000 You tear gassed women and children, ass wipe, and on Thanksgiving weekend, like Mexicans care if it's Thanksgiving, you piece of ished, a-hole, mother-effing, evil creature person.
00:15:07.000 That's got 54,000 likes.
00:15:11.000 Or here's another good one.
00:15:12.000 Keep going down.
00:15:13.000 Sarah Silverman had a great reaction.
00:15:16.000 If human empathy isn't your jam, how about this?
00:15:19.000 You will be the stranger in desperate need someday.
00:15:21.000 How do you hope to be treated when it's you who is in an emergency situation and instead of aid, you are punished for not following official protocol?
00:15:30.000 If I'm in a war-torn country, I'm going to take, and I'm a refugee, I'm going to take the first country that offers me asylum.
00:15:35.000 I'm going to make sure my children are protected as much as possible from the combat element to this.
00:15:41.000 If I'm going to sneak in somewhere and break the law, I'm going to be free of babies.
00:15:44.000 Remember, there was a baby recently, one of these illegals who died of emphysema or something because she got sick, and they were suing ICE, suing America.
00:15:56.000 And you think, you brought it, and the baby was weeks old.
00:15:59.000 You know, newborn babies, you don't really leave the house with them.
00:16:02.000 I took my three-week-old, when she was three weeks old, my eldest daughter, I took her out for a walk in like December, and it was cold, and I had her all bundled up, of course.
00:16:12.000 And I would wear on a baby Bjorn and then have my jacket zipped up, and she'd have just maybe her eyes, just to get some fresh air.
00:16:18.000 And I got chastised by these old ladies for daring to take out a baby in that weather.
00:16:23.000 That's the way most people see babies in danger.
00:16:26.000 But this, they look like they're going to the beach.
00:16:31.000 What are you doing?
00:16:32.000 Why are they at that border chaos?
00:16:34.000 Anyway, I want to...
00:16:37.000 Oh, what did Rosie say?
00:16:39.000 Pure horror.
00:16:40.000 How the hell did we get here?
00:16:42.000 I know, with him.
00:16:44.000 Just sickening.
00:16:45.000 Remove Trump.
00:16:48.000 By the way, this is all the same stuff Obama did.
00:16:50.000 He didn't seem to mind back then when he deported way more than Trump.
00:16:54.000 I think illegal border crossing has gone down recently.
00:16:57.000 And it's probably going to, because the economy wasn't doing well.
00:17:00.000 But now that the economy is doing well, it's probably going to start going up.
00:17:03.000 And the whole reason he was elected is because Americans in general wanted better borders.
00:17:09.000 And they got them.
00:17:12.000 Albert Einstein was a refugee.
00:17:14.000 Yeah, and he went through the paperwork.
00:17:16.000 He did all his stuff.
00:17:19.000 There wasn't 500 Albert Einsteins.
00:17:21.000 Actually, didn't we turn away a big boat of Jews who were escaping World War II?
00:17:27.000 Anyway, let's talk to Anna Paulina about this.
00:17:29.000 Oh, before we do, you got to see this.
00:17:32.000 You got to see this.
00:17:34.000 I think she's in trouble because she was on Fox and she called Hillary Clinton herpes.
00:17:40.000 Have we got that clip?
00:17:42.000 I'm all for starting a Clinton investigation.
00:17:45.000 I'm just amazed that with everything going on in the world, we still have Hillary Clinton in the headlines.
00:17:50.000 Well, she's cute.
00:17:51.000 She walked away.
00:17:53.000 She likes herpes.
00:17:55.000 Okay.
00:17:56.000 That's news that we're breaking here.
00:18:00.000 Not appropriate.
00:18:01.000 Can we talk about the mortar then?
00:18:04.000 We're going to wrap this segment a little early, Doug, because of some of the language that was used in this segment, and we apologize to our viewers for that.
00:18:09.000 I have one last question for you, Doug.
00:18:11.000 Where are you going to be spending this Thanksgiving?
00:18:14.000 I'm going to be with my 92-year-old mother and family.
00:18:19.000 And Rick, I do wish to all viewers, certainly to you and to Anna, a very good holiday.
00:18:25.000 We want to reiterate that we do not condone the language that Anna Paulina just displayed here.
00:18:31.000 And we apologize to Secretary Clinton for that.
00:18:33.000 Fox News does not condone her sentiments.
00:18:36.000 and we...
00:18:38.000 It's Thanksgiving, guys.
00:18:39.000 Lighten up.
00:18:40.000 Come on.
00:18:41.000 Isn't she?
00:18:43.000 Hillary?
00:18:43.000 Yeah.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:18:44.000 She certainly is.
00:18:45.000 Pops, clean, smoking, man.
00:18:47.000 He says no way.
00:18:48.000 Music Anna, are you there?
00:18:54.000 I am.
00:18:54.000 How are you doing?
00:18:55.000 I'm great.
00:18:56.000 You're looking wonderful as usual.
00:18:57.000 We were just watching you on Fox News describe Hillary Clinton as an STD.
00:19:06.000 So it probably was not the time or the place to make that brash joke, but I am a biology student and I more or less rent a cold sore.
00:19:14.000 I think, you know, with my experience with media, which has been about zero, as you know, oh, I just got out of the military about like four months ago.
00:19:21.000 So and there's some issues too.
00:19:24.000 Like in this, not only was I on the wrong segment, but there's issues making producers from where I was filming.
00:19:31.000 Don't apologize to me.
00:19:32.000 I thought it was hilarious.
00:19:34.000 Don't backpedal.
00:19:35.000 I think I've used that exact same analogy on Red Eye when I was on Fox News.
00:19:40.000 I actually think you stole that from me.
00:19:44.000 Well, what I meant was that the Clinton dynasty's been around for so long.
00:19:47.000 Americans are tired of it.
00:19:49.000 Let's move on.
00:19:50.000 Let's actually appreciate what this president is doing.
00:19:52.000 And there's bigger fish to fry.
00:19:54.000 Probably not the terror of the place.
00:19:55.000 So I would make that joke.
00:19:57.000 Well, I'm glad you brought up what's really important here in this caravan.
00:20:00.000 Remember two weeks ago where Nancy Pelosi and everyone was laughing at conservatives and saying, it's a thousand miles away.
00:20:08.000 They're never going to get here.
00:20:10.000 And they're here.
00:20:11.000 And I don't see a lot of apologies from them.
00:20:15.000 I think right now, too, what's happening is they're down there with their cameras and they're saying, look, Trump hates Hispanics.
00:20:22.000 He hates immigrants.
00:20:22.000 Oh, look, he tear gassed them.
00:20:24.000 Look at what Alyssa Milano just said about the president, tear gassing and using, I don't know, probably the most grotesque profanity I've ever heard referring to the president.
00:20:33.000 Yeah, good point.
00:20:34.000 And she doesn't even know what's happening, right?
00:20:35.000 You don't see her reading the 2018 human trafficking report.
00:20:38.000 But yeah, there's no apologies.
00:20:40.000 They don't have any solutions for it.
00:20:41.000 And yet they're sitting here deepuising the president, even though he literally did something called a warning shot.
00:20:47.000 So I'd say for the last weeks, he's been saying, don't come to the border.
00:20:50.000 You won't get in.
00:20:51.000 We're going to use force.
00:20:52.000 They come to the border anyways.
00:20:54.000 And now he's one of the people.
00:20:56.000 Well, you look at the cover of the New York Post, and you see that woman with her two toddlers.
00:21:02.000 And it reminds me of Pollywood, you know, in Israel where they have the Palestinian throwing the rock with the flag.
00:21:08.000 And it just, it all looks so contrived.
00:21:10.000 I can't help but suspect that this has been a setup since the very beginning.
00:21:14.000 They were doing all of this, all of those weeks, for that money shot.
00:21:18.000 And I would go even further.
00:21:19.000 I think it's conceivable that they wanted this to happen before the midterms.
00:21:22.000 They wanted that picture before the midterms, but they couldn't get it together.
00:21:25.000 Absolutely.
00:21:27.000 I was just on with Bill O'Reilly when we were talking about the organization that was behind it, right?
00:21:31.000 Pebbles and Frontiers talking about how they had donations that they're orchestrating this stuff.
00:21:37.000 And by the way, I will add, if you spin to other people in the background of that photo, you're going to see them taking selfies.
00:21:43.000 So if you're really a refugee and you're really back, why are you sitting there selfieing it?
00:21:48.000 Like, what is this?
00:21:49.000 It is orchestrated.
00:21:50.000 It is to make, again, Hispanic single-issue votes.
00:21:53.000 And I think you and I had this very discussion when I first came along with you, that they were going to use this for political propaganda, and that's all that is.
00:22:01.000 If you turn down asylum in Mexico, turn down asylum from other UN nations, you're not an immigrant.
00:22:07.000 You're not a refugee.
00:22:09.000 You just want to cut the line.
00:22:11.000 Well, the other thing I don't understand about all this hysteria from the left is, okay, what's your scenario?
00:22:11.000 Yeah.
00:22:17.000 So they get there, we give them blankets and Gatorade, and we take them to a nice place and then help them get citizenship.
00:22:23.000 Is that what we do to 500 people?
00:22:25.000 Okay, don't you see now that there's going to be another 500 wanting to do the same?
00:22:30.000 And if you keep doing that, you don't have a border.
00:22:32.000 And if you don't have a border, you don't have a country.
00:22:33.000 I don't get their scenario.
00:22:37.000 I think this is, again, an agenda for open borders.
00:22:40.000 Obviously, here in the United States, we are proud nationalists.
00:22:43.000 That does not make you racist.
00:22:45.000 I think that I have talked to many people.
00:22:47.000 By the way, I will say that there were Mexicans protesting this as well because they don't agree what's happening in Mexico, right?
00:22:53.000 Mexico, right?
00:22:53.000 They're saying, viva México.
00:22:55.000 Well, vivas dados unidos.
00:22:57.000 Like, we don't need to be here making sure that these people come in and are cutting the line.
00:23:02.000 What they then do is they go into the welfare programs here in the United States.
00:23:06.000 And I think it was pewhispanic.org that said that not only are Mexican Americans the largest voting demographic, but first-generation Mexicans that don't really know English vote Democrat.
00:23:17.000 So do you see that this situation is creating basically a guaranteed vote?
00:23:23.000 I mean, you see what happened in Texas with Beth, though.
00:23:25.000 Could you imagine if those were where they had resettlements?
00:23:29.000 They would have flipped Texas right away.
00:23:30.000 Yep, there's no denying that this is definitely about votes.
00:23:33.000 The only thing that comes into question is how Machiavellian it was from the beginning.
00:23:38.000 What percentage of it was grassroots and what percentage of it was let's get optics so we can get votes.
00:23:43.000 And I'm thinking it's 100% the latter at this point.
00:23:46.000 It's 100% optics.
00:23:48.000 If they cared about these people, these organizations would have gone and created work programs so that these people never had to leave their country.
00:23:54.000 They never had to be exploited to some of the most dangerous territories in the world, which is the U.S.-Mexico border.
00:24:00.000 They don't care about these peoples.
00:24:01.000 I'll say it time and time again.
00:24:03.000 But if they did, they would have done a lot of stuff different.
00:24:05.000 And they would be acknowledging the fact that multiple presidents, whether they were Democrat or Republican, to include Obama, enforced the very same immigration policy.
00:24:14.000 Yeah, too true.
00:24:15.000 Anna, you've nailed it once again.
00:24:16.000 Thanks for coming on the show.
00:24:19.000 Thanks.
00:24:21.000 We salute you.
00:24:21.000 Thank you for your service.
00:24:29.000 What do you think of that?
00:24:31.000 Pardon me?
00:24:33.000 That looks stupid.
00:24:35.000 But like really.
00:24:36.000 You know what you look like?
00:24:37.000 You look like a Sentinelese tribesman.
00:24:40.000 Interesting.
00:24:41.000 Yeah, you know those guys?
00:24:43.000 They are the most untouched tribe in the entire world.
00:24:47.000 Oh, I think I might have seen something on the map.
00:24:50.000 Look up Sentinel.
00:24:51.000 Sentinel.
00:24:52.000 Or Sentinelese tribe.
00:24:54.000 There's India, and then there's Southeast Asia, and there's nothing and nothing, and then there's this little dot in the middle where these guys live, and I don't know how they survive.
00:25:04.000 We don't know how many there are.
00:25:05.000 Every time anyone goes remotely near them, they get stabbed with arrows.
00:25:11.000 Are you...
00:25:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:15.000 No, that's the guy who was killed.
00:25:17.000 That's what's his name?
00:25:19.000 Alan John Chow.
00:25:22.000 John Alan Chow.
00:25:23.000 The camera's been on me the whole time, huh?
00:25:25.000 Yeah, I wondered why you were doing that.
00:25:26.000 The Sentinelese tribe, they look to be black.
00:25:31.000 I know, I just needed a segue.
00:25:38.000 I should have said you look like John Alan Chow, but that wouldn't make sense with the hair.
00:25:41.000 But you did sort of look like a tribes person.
00:25:44.000 I look just like this guy that you were talking about.
00:25:46.000 Yeah.
00:25:47.000 Yeah, well, he's half Asian.
00:25:48.000 You're half Asian.
00:25:50.000 But try to find on a map where that tribe is.
00:25:54.000 Okay.
00:25:56.000 When you're naked, I...
00:26:00.000 And so the Indian government's made it illegal for you to contact this tribe because they're scared they're going to get wiped out by any.
00:26:07.000 They probably don't have an immunity to anything.
00:26:09.000 They've never had the measles.
00:26:11.000 They've never had a cold.
00:26:12.000 They're probably not even immune to me having a tattoo.
00:26:16.000 They would instantly get covered in tattoos.
00:26:19.000 They're very, very vulnerable.
00:26:21.000 Oh, here we go.
00:26:22.000 Yeah.
00:26:22.000 Can you get more remote than that?
00:26:25.000 Oh, it's between India and wherever that other thing is.
00:26:31.000 Thailand, whatever?
00:26:32.000 Cambodian?
00:26:34.000 But it's owned by India, and the Indian government has said it's illegal for you to contact these people.
00:26:38.000 But this guy, John Chow, I don't want to denigrate Christians, but what are you doing?
00:26:38.000 You're going to wipe them out.
00:26:44.000 As my wife said, aren't there people in Baltimore who could do with some more Christianity?
00:26:49.000 Can't we talk to some atheists here?
00:26:51.000 Can't we help some poor un-Christian types here and get them on board with God?
00:26:57.000 Wouldn't that be a better use of your time?
00:26:59.000 The New York Times says, when Indian police officers in a small boat pulled within sight of...
00:27:06.000 So did I make it clear what happened here?
00:27:07.000 I assume you know by now.
00:27:08.000 What are you doing?
00:27:09.000 Oh, I see.
00:27:10.000 I look just like him.
00:27:11.000 Do it again?
00:27:16.000 It's actually creepy.
00:27:18.000 You've got more cartoony features than him.
00:27:21.000 Yes.
00:27:21.000 He's a little sharper.
00:27:23.000 So they think that he's there.
00:27:25.000 So he goes there on the beach.
00:27:26.000 They kill him.
00:27:27.000 And I've heard of this happening before with some fishermen.
00:27:31.000 They buried them in the sand.
00:27:32.000 So I guess they're not cannibals.
00:27:34.000 Probably can't afford to be cannibals when there's 30 of you.
00:27:37.000 And some helicopters came down to find the fishermen, and the blades pushed the sand away, and they saw the bodies.
00:27:45.000 So I think they were hoping for something similar with this guy, because he went over there, offered them presents on a boat.
00:27:50.000 He had the football and stuff.
00:27:51.000 Hey, thanks for the football.
00:27:52.000 We'll now play a football game.
00:27:53.000 What?
00:27:55.000 And then they chased him with arrows, and then he went back again.
00:27:59.000 He broke the law twice, trying to bring these guys Christianity.
00:28:03.000 Why?
00:28:05.000 Why, why, why?
00:28:08.000 So they were just today, they had to pull back.
00:28:12.000 When Indian police officers in a small boat pulled within sight of the remote island, they saw something strange.
00:28:17.000 A group of islanders were huddled on the beach, carrying bows, arrows, and spears.
00:28:21.000 They appeared to be guarding something.
00:28:23.000 Police officials said it could have been the body of John Alan Chow, the 26-year-old American missionary, was killed last week as he tried to spread Christianity to North Sentinel, a forbidden island in the Andaman Sea.
00:28:36.000 um...
00:28:43.000 What do you guys think?
00:28:44.000 Can I...
00:28:46.000 Is Christianity for everyone?
00:28:48.000 I mean, I guess Christians say you're going to hell if you don't accept Christ as your personal Savior.
00:28:53.000 But we've got 7 billion people here, only probably...
00:28:59.000 How many Christians are there in the world?
00:29:00.000 Look that up.
00:29:02.000 What do you guess first?
00:29:06.000 How many Christians in the world?
00:29:08.000 I'd say 2 to 5 billion.
00:29:13.000 Wow.
00:29:13.000 See what happens with this New York education?
00:29:16.000 5 billion Christians.
00:29:19.000 Out of 7 billion people, 5 billion of people.
00:29:22.000 I give myself a wide gate.
00:29:24.000 It's 2.18 billion Christians.
00:29:26.000 2.8?
00:29:26.000 2.18.
00:29:27.000 2.18, yeah.
00:29:28.000 You don't say 2.18.
00:29:30.000 You say 2.18.
00:29:31.000 What school did you...
00:29:36.000 Was it Sentinel, dude?
00:29:37.000 Was it made of paper?
00:29:39.000 Were your teachers cutouts?
00:29:41.000 Was it just a tape recorder saying things?
00:29:43.000 They were just trying to...
00:29:49.000 It was like just babysitting school.
00:29:51.000 Yeah.
00:29:51.000 Don't throw stuff.
00:29:53.000 I know a teacher who taught there.
00:29:54.000 She said, the first row is just two, there's two people in the front, very front, with dads, by the way.
00:30:02.000 Crucial detail.
00:30:03.000 Who are listening to me and want to learn.
00:30:05.000 And they're going to get in big trouble if they don't get good grades.
00:30:08.000 Then the rest are just sort of staring off into space.
00:30:10.000 The next two rows are just people talking like they're at a coffee shop.
00:30:14.000 Just like, yeah, well, I don't think that Jen even understands what she's getting into with him because he's not a reliable dude.
00:30:20.000 Yeah, not even mischievous.
00:30:21.000 Just like, there's nothing happening here that deserves my attention.
00:30:24.000 And you can't discipline them or you get in trouble because it shows up on all the data and the school gets a bad rep. So even if there's a fist fight, she said one day there was a fight where this black girl took this other black girl and she threw her against this wall that had a steel gate.
00:30:38.000 No, I think it was a Muslim girl.
00:30:40.000 I think it was a black girl who took a Muslim girl, threw her behind this thing.
00:30:43.000 They had a steel gate within the class that I guess has all the expensive stuff, and then you lock it at the end of the night, like with a big lock.
00:30:49.000 It's a steel gate within your classroom.
00:30:52.000 And she throws her in there and then locks it.
00:30:55.000 And the poor Muslim girl's having a panic attack, stuck in this steel thing, banging on it.
00:30:59.000 So the teacher called security, and she got in big trouble for calling security.
00:31:04.000 Should have just handled that yourself.
00:31:06.000 So anyway, that's the next two rows.
00:31:08.000 And then the last row, or the rest of the class, is just guys like try and fight moves.
00:31:14.000 Oh, psh, psh.
00:31:15.000 No, you do that, I would block, and I'd get you in the ribs.
00:31:18.000 Oh, yeah, try it.
00:31:18.000 Body ball, body ball.
00:31:19.000 Ooh, oh, yeah, ooh.
00:31:21.000 Just like you were at a kung fu class and there was some downtime.
00:31:25.000 My teachers used to sit on me.
00:31:28.000 Really?
00:31:28.000 They sit on, yeah, after.
00:31:31.000 You should take off that hat.
00:31:32.000 You look like you're in the witness protection program.
00:31:33.000 Yeah, it does look silly.
00:31:36.000 They used to, if you were misbehaved, they would take you in the back room and they would sit on you until you behaved.
00:31:41.000 Miss Samuels and Miss Marshall.
00:31:43.000 But they're very nice ladies.
00:31:44.000 Were they fat?
00:31:46.000 Yeah, they were fat black ladies and they were awesome.
00:31:48.000 And I don't understand how.
00:31:50.000 Would you be on your stomach?
00:31:52.000 Yeah.
00:31:53.000 Yeah.
00:31:53.000 Yeah, they would just sit on you to try to restrain you.
00:31:55.000 But I would never tinch them out.
00:31:57.000 So I was like, I don't understand.
00:31:58.000 But I think they were like, well, if we just sat on that kid, we're going to have to sit on you, too.
00:32:02.000 So you're lying face down?
00:32:04.000 Yeah.
00:32:04.000 On your stomach?
00:32:05.000 Yeah, yeah, face down, yeah.
00:32:06.000 Face down on your stomach.
00:32:08.000 And they tell you to go lie on the floor.
00:32:11.000 No, there was a bed in the back room where they keep all the prizes.
00:32:15.000 They keeped all the prizes there?
00:32:17.000 They keeped them all.
00:32:18.000 Okay.
00:32:18.000 Is that where they keep the dictionaries, too?
00:32:22.000 Obviously not, because I spent a lot of time there.
00:32:25.000 No, I think they keep them there, and they never got out of that room, unfortunately.
00:32:30.000 dusting off the old words.
00:32:32.000 They got allergies from all the...
00:32:35.000 So you go there, they say, hey, Ryan, you're bad.
00:32:38.000 Lie on the floor.
00:32:39.000 And you lie there.
00:32:40.000 You go to a bed.
00:32:40.000 No, sir.
00:32:41.000 There's a bed in the classroom.
00:32:42.000 You got a bed behind.
00:32:44.000 Yeah, there's a classroom, and then right behind it, a separate room in there with a bed.
00:32:48.000 It was dark, no lights.
00:32:49.000 And then there was like a drawer there and some other shelves with books.
00:32:53.000 And they also kept, sometimes I would misbehave on purpose, kind of, to go back there because they left the prize drawer unlocked.
00:33:01.000 So there'd be like rubber snakes and stuff like that.
00:33:03.000 And I'd get a bunch of them.
00:33:04.000 And I'd show my friends and be like, look what I got.
00:33:06.000 Oh, you'd steal the prizes.
00:33:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:08.000 You wouldn't keep them in the drawer.
00:33:11.000 No, I would take some of those rubber snakes and frogs.
00:33:13.000 I'd be like, hey, guys.
00:33:15.000 The Bronx sounds like a really good place to get an education, doesn't it?
00:33:19.000 Doesn't it?
00:33:20.000 This one time I blocked somebody in friggin tic-tac-toe, and he said I was cheating.
00:33:24.000 I was like, dude, that's how you play the game.
00:33:27.000 you block a move.
00:33:27.000 And then also, somebody didn't know the concept of...
00:33:32.000 So your friend in the Bronx didn't understand tic-tac-toe.
00:33:36.000 Did you know that it's a regular thing in county fairs to play tic-tac-toe with a chicken?
00:33:47.000 So what you're saying is even they get the concept of generating students in the Bronx who are sub-chicken.
00:33:56.000 They're below parsing.
00:33:57.000 And this teacher, by the way, friend of mine, I said, well, clearly the solution is charter schools.
00:34:02.000 And she goes, oh, hell no, not charter schools.
00:34:05.000 Okay, well, let's stick with your system of fight club, cafe, two people interested.
00:34:10.000 That's got a bright future.
00:34:12.000 People come out of there saying, keeped.
00:34:15.000 Roseanne, here's another story.
00:34:16.000 Did you hear about Roseanne?
00:34:19.000 No.
00:34:20.000 Weirdest thing ever.
00:34:20.000 So Lee Stranahan, I think he was a Breitbart guy.
00:34:24.000 I'm not sure.
00:34:24.000 I think he does his own thing now.
00:34:25.000 I'm not positive.
00:34:26.000 Interesting dude.
00:34:27.000 Smart guy.
00:34:28.000 He does these periscopes.
00:34:30.000 So he's doing a live periscope.
00:34:33.000 he gets a call um he gets He gets a call from Roseanne, and it shows up on his phone, Roseanne.
00:34:47.000 He has her number.
00:34:48.000 He's spoken to her a few times.
00:34:49.000 She likes his politics.
00:34:51.000 And the guy starts talking about a message that Lee had left on Roseanne's phone, and he says he's Roseanne's assistant.
00:35:01.000 So that gives him credibility, and he's obviously heard Roseanne's messages.
00:35:05.000 And then he says, Roseanne Barr just had a heart attack.
00:35:10.000 She's dying.
00:35:12.000 And then she says, I'm the victim of a prank.
00:35:14.000 Now, it was all done live, so Lee couldn't stop it.
00:35:18.000 He couldn't say, I don't know if she's having a heart attack.
00:35:19.000 I don't know if this is true.
00:35:20.000 He didn't have time to verify it.
00:35:21.000 It was live.
00:35:22.000 But this might be a call from Roseanne.
00:35:25.000 I don't know.
00:35:27.000 I'm going to turn my phone off.
00:35:30.000 Sorry.
00:35:32.000 And then she tweets out this picture of her, a funny picture where she's wearing a sexy t-shirt.
00:35:37.000 Can you show that?
00:35:37.000 I think it's down a little farther.
00:35:41.000 What are you doing?
00:35:41.000 Yeah, that's...
00:35:44.000 And I think she's had a lot of plastic surgery.
00:35:46.000 I like to criticize plastic surgery, but the times that it works, you don't notice.
00:35:50.000 We just see the plastic surgery disasters.
00:35:54.000 So she's fine.
00:35:56.000 But what happened?
00:35:57.000 And who were they out to get?
00:35:58.000 Lee Stranahan or Roseanne Barr?
00:36:00.000 Are they trying to discredit him and make him a fool?
00:36:03.000 And here's my third question that no one seems to be able to answer.
00:36:06.000 Can you hack a phone?
00:36:09.000 Like, he saw the voice ID.
00:36:12.000 So can you call someone from someone else's phone?
00:36:16.000 I don't think that's possible.
00:36:19.000 And he did also get into the phone messages.
00:36:20.000 So it sounds like there was some...
00:36:27.000 It was her assistant saying a heart attack.
00:36:29.000 That went out live.
00:36:30.000 I don't know her status.
00:36:31.000 Right.
00:36:31.000 So that was before she said, I'm fine.
00:36:32.000 You know what this might be?
00:36:34.000 This might be some drunk stoned friend at her house who thought this would be a good idea because he was super high on pot.
00:36:42.000 And then after he did that, he went, what?
00:36:44.000 Why did I do that?
00:36:45.000 That was idiotic.
00:36:49.000 How are we doing for time here?
00:36:50.000 It's been about 35 minutes.
00:36:53.000 Hello?
00:36:55.000 Are you not paying attention?
00:36:57.000 You're not watching the show?
00:36:58.000 I just wanted to see what the What you would just see if you look at him is someone saying the same story, but with twice the forehead.
00:37:12.000 He makes that joke all the time.
00:37:15.000 What he gains in forehead, you lack in chin.
00:37:18.000 Yeah, if Lee Strandhan and I had a baby, it would have a normal-sized forehead and a normal-sized chin.
00:37:23.000 That's right.
00:37:25.000 That's it right at time, folks.
00:37:26.000 But I just do want to say that I think what happened with Roseanne is one of the most disgusting examples of political correctness gone mad I've ever seen.
00:37:36.000 She was not making an ape joke, and you know that.
00:37:40.000 But you just kicked Roseanne off her own show, and now there's a show I keep seeing when I'm in bars, because American bars are flooded with goddamn televisions.
00:37:50.000 I see the Connors.
00:37:52.000 And I guarantee you, the Connors is going to have the worst ratings ever, and the network is never going to drop it.
00:37:57.000 Those people have guaranteed jobs for life because they would lose too much face to drop the Connors.
00:38:02.000 So it's just going to go on and on.
00:38:04.000 I heard that TBS does that with some shows like Conan or Samantha B. They just go, we're a comedy network.
00:38:10.000 I don't care about ratings.
00:38:11.000 This show is going on forever, no matter who watches it.
00:38:15.000 And no, that wasn't a low-angled Zeke Heil.
00:38:20.000 You know, I heard the same thing for Louis C.K. once said that about like Sunglass Hut and like these stores.
00:38:26.000 They make no money.
00:38:27.000 They're like negative profit.
00:38:29.000 But it's just a living billboard.
00:38:31.000 It's like a billboard you could walk in there and kind of buy stuff sometimes.
00:38:34.000 Like a lot of these companies have just fronts, basically.
00:38:37.000 They exist in a place.
00:38:39.000 Yeah, let's look that up.
00:38:40.000 Again, I want to reiterate on this show.
00:38:42.000 Never get any news from Ryan.
00:38:45.000 Ever.
00:38:45.000 When I say these items, I've looked them up.
00:38:47.000 That's why they're on paper here.
00:38:49.000 When Ryan has a theory about sunglasses hut, totally ignore it until we get back to you.
00:38:53.000 It might be true, but we have no idea.
00:38:56.000 He's not a news source.
00:38:57.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:38:59.000 Let's end with a good water fight.
00:39:02.000 This is a drunk guy, short drunk guy.
00:39:04.000 Now, you've got to watch out with the shorties.
00:39:06.000 They will put your tooth through your lip.
00:39:08.000 They've been in some brawls.
00:39:10.000 This is a video with a short guy who thinks the tall guy has his bottle, his Mickey of whiskey, but it's in his pocket.
00:39:20.000 He neglected to check his own wares.
00:39:24.000 So he's gonna throw down.
00:39:26.000 I don't hear anything.
00:39:29.000 What's going on, dude?
00:39:34.000 Oh, this is the thing guys do when they're fighting.
00:39:36.000 They're trying to find the perfect time to do a knockout.
00:39:40.000 So I'll pretend that everything's cool.
00:39:42.000 And I'm just...
00:39:45.000 And then he picks up his body and they both go into the water.
00:39:53.000 Oh.
00:39:54.000 You know, it's really dangerous to fight in the water.
00:39:57.000 Because what if you knock him out?
00:39:59.000 And then he falls backwards and starts inhaling water.
00:40:01.000 Misses him.
00:40:02.000 He goes down.
00:40:03.000 No need for a rock.
00:40:07.000 Notice how perceptive we are when our lives are in danger.
00:40:10.000 All of a sudden, he's got spidey senses.
00:40:13.000 Perfect English.
00:40:14.000 Yeah, this is going to hurt.
00:40:16.000 Oh.
00:40:18.000 Oh.
00:40:20.000 He's like, are you serious?
00:40:22.000 Oh.
00:40:22.000 Well, yeah, we're fighting.
00:40:30.000 See, this is where I'd be worried about him.
00:40:32.000 Like, what if he's concussed and he goes into the water now?
00:40:36.000 And look, he's trying to help him.
00:40:38.000 Dude, you're wasted.
00:40:39.000 Here.
00:40:40.000 Nobody helps getting out of water.
00:40:44.000 Look in your pocket.
00:40:48.000 And then it keeps going.
00:40:50.000 Oh, jeez.
00:40:55.000 That is perfect.
00:40:58.000 If some drunk guy comes up to you with a bottle in his pocket accusing you of stealing his bottle, don't drown him.
00:41:06.000 Don't punch him so he passes out in the water.