It's Father's Day, and we're talking all about how we're not doing a good job at being better, and how we should all be better. We're also talking about Oprah and Michelle Obama and how they need to do a better job of being better.
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00:01:24.000You know, and the other funny thing about what I say is it gets taken out of context and then put on a pulpit where there's some 1950s preacher with his sort of bangs bouncing in his face pounding the pulpit saying, these goddamn Mexicans are ruining Mexico.
00:01:42.000When the real context for that was we were talking about America ruining Mexico and their foreign policy ruining Mexico.
00:01:50.000And I said, it's not America's fault that Mexico's having trouble.
00:03:21.000And Michelle Obama's father is one of the greatest dads of all time, severely handicapped man in the south side of Chicago, walked with those intense crutches, super gimp crutches with the things.
00:03:33.000That guy walked to work every day at the, I think he worked in the subway, made sure Michelle had a normal name and was well educated and all that stuff.
00:03:45.000So that should have been their focus for that story.
00:03:49.000Michelle Obama said her whole speech on that day was about how if you're in a room and you're surrounding with men who look like you, it was an attack on white males, you've got to fix that.
00:05:13.000And she went to his thing with her friends in Minneapolis, and they listened to his music, and they had waffles, and he's got some song like brown eggs and waffles, maple syrup and jam.
00:06:58.000At the risk of sounding too graphic, I knew it was time for me to settle down when I was making love to the umpteenth female I made love to.
00:08:41.000I went to Jamaica with my family, and we came back, and I think I decided to be a little less frenetic on this show, a little more conversational, a little more radio-based.
00:08:51.000So you're now listening to radio TV, where we gnat her on and pull up things that haven't been planned.
00:09:04.000And you're going to see awkward breaks like this.
00:09:06.000This is something Howard Stern invented, by the way.
00:09:08.000I got a lot of beef with Howard Stern, but one thing he invented that you got to give him credit for is he invented the idea of being normal on the radio.
00:09:15.000Before that, it was like, hey, what's going on?
00:09:39.000And I was watching the Honeymooners in a bar the other day, and I could just tell that the dialogue was done like Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm, where they say, these are the beats we have to hit.
00:09:50.000I'm locking myself in the apartment because the rent's too high, and you think that's ridiculous.
00:09:54.000And then you say, I say they can't get in, and then you say, how are you going to get out?
00:09:58.000And then I say, you'll have no trouble getting to the moon, Alice.
00:11:39.000Maybe we're being a little too casual.
00:11:42.000Last night, my brother was visiting with my dad, and we were drinking a thing called Maker's Mark and Budweiser, and my brother solved the Sentinelese guy.
00:11:54.000No other, no journalist, he's not a journalist, no journalists have done this.
00:12:11.000Apparently this guy was known for getting dangerous selfies.
00:12:16.000And we should have known something was up because remember yesterday I said, I don't understand.
00:12:19.000If you want to spread Christianity, there's Baltimore, there's the south side of Chicago, there's a million different areas in America that could do with more Christianity, that could do with more God, that need your help.
00:12:30.000And he ignored all those and went to the most dangerous place on earth that's illegal to go to.
00:14:32.000These math teachers were just pled guilty to building bombs and they were paying a student $50 an hour to rip apart fireworks so they could amass, I don't know, a bunch of gunpowder.
00:18:02.000The liberal left in New York hates that they thrive.
00:18:06.000And I saw there was a New York Times headline.
00:18:08.000I've made fun of it a lot, and they've since changed it organically online.
00:18:12.000But it used to say, charter schools thrive in Harlem, but not for everyone.
00:18:21.000And the takeaway was, okay, they may do okay in Harlem, I guess, but not everyone can go to a charter school because there aren't that many of them.
00:20:32.000I remember sitting with my mom's friends who were a bunch of liberals, and I said exactly that, and they got so mad.
00:20:39.000One of them said, I'm about to pour this water on your face right now.
00:20:43.000Speaking of money, changing the narrative, I know you hate Canada and you don't care about it, and I just made fun of Ukraine, but Canada's right there, and it is relevant.
00:21:03.000And this is the guy receiving the money describing what's happening here.
00:21:07.000So I'll tell you his version before I tell you the truth.
00:21:10.000The government is pledging nearly $600 million over the next five years to help news organizations struggling to adapt to a digital age that has disrupted traditional business models.
00:21:19.000Finance Minister, that sounds so fancy, Bill Marneau said the government wants to protect the, quote, vital role that independent news media play in our democracy.
00:21:46.000Charitable and tax-free and donations will have to release content for free under a Creative Commons license.
00:21:53.000You're hearing Soviet propaganda right now, which the government hopes will have a knock-on effect for local news organizations that can post the stories or incorporate them into their own journalism.
00:23:46.000So he's been getting bad tweets and stuff.
00:23:49.000And I know people, I have insiders in parliament there who know him and the family.
00:23:54.000And Justin Trudeau has been locking himself in a room at home, totally distraught that people are making fun of him in the media, that people mock him.
00:24:04.000And the coverage over there for him is like the flip side of Trump.
00:24:08.000Here, remember they did that study and it was 90% of the coverage of Trump is negative.
00:25:37.000It has a tenth of the American population.
00:25:39.000I don't know how you spread that much money around.
00:25:42.000There's only about five major newspapers there.
00:25:45.000And the conservative one went bankrupt because it was pushed out by all this charity to places like the CBC.
00:25:52.000So, I'm sorry to bore you, but can you effing believe that?
00:25:58.000That a government institution Just in a small country, a relatively small country, it's about the size of Britain population-wise, a small country has pledged over half a billion dollars to get better coverage of themselves.
00:26:13.000Can you imagine for one millisecond if Trump had done something like that?
00:26:28.000In funner news, there's these girls who are just lazy sluts.
00:26:34.000And I'm at the point now where I think the whole abortion debate is kind of run by lazy sluts who get pregnant and don't want to pay for it, don't want to deal with it.
00:26:43.000And they just want to keep getting abortions because they screwed up.
00:26:47.000It doesn't seem like when you see the people marching and stuff, they don't seem like they're there for the ethics of when a human life is.
00:26:54.000Oh, by the way, speaking of Canada, you know when you can get an abortion there?
00:28:10.000There's cam girls who do porn and they correspond with people and they'll want to see that it's real, so they'll say, tap your head two times or something.
00:30:36.000But what they've done with smashing traditionalism is just ruin their own lives.
00:30:42.000What is sadder than some dumb slut, some thought, sending out nude pictures, I assume they're incredibly graphic, to some poor loser who's alone masturbating by his computer in his bedroom.
00:30:56.000He hasn't been outside in two days, and he's spending $25 for that picture.
00:31:01.000Also, it's like if you accumulate all your value, let's say you make $10,000 as a cam girl, and now your value as a human has gone down dramatically.
00:31:12.000The value of it, you've made a lot of money, but permanently now you're just kind of finished.
00:32:37.000She's just like, I was talking to Ann Coulter about this the other day, and she had a great point.
00:32:41.000The thing about all this overt consent, where you sign contracts, there's an app now.
00:32:47.000My brother was telling me there's an app you do when you're about to have sex, and you sign up and you check all the boxes, no anal or whatever, and then you both, you like fingerprint the other person's phone to give consent, and then you have intercourse.
00:33:01.000That's like having sex with a trucker.
00:33:55.000And then she goes down the stairs and out the door.
00:33:57.000And he calls her, of course, and she answers.
00:34:00.000She's retained her chastity in that scenario.
00:34:03.000The scenario now we have, where everything has to be above board and there's no like giggling and fondling is you sit down with the lady and she says, all right, this is the deal.
00:35:18.000The National Post story about Canada, it was the government's helping journalists.
00:35:22.000No, the government is bribing journalists.
00:35:25.000Everything you read in the news is wrong.
00:35:27.000And then this story that I still haven't gotten to yet, where it says incels are harassing sex workers.
00:35:37.000So disgruntled virgins are ruining the lives of women in the sex industry.
00:35:43.000No, you're not in the sex industry, lady.
00:35:46.000Sex industry, when people say that, they think of like a European woman who has sex with severely handicapped people as a sex therapist, which, by the way, I totally support.
00:35:57.000That's a non-conservative view of mine.
00:35:59.000If you're out there having sex with burn victims and severely handicapped people, you're doing wonderful work.
00:36:05.000Thank you for giving these handicapped people a sense of their own sexuality.
00:36:12.000You're a dumb slut who's a lazy bitch, who doesn't have a job, and you're ruining yourself as a useless piece of human garbage sending naked pictures to strangers because you have nothing to offer.
00:36:27.000It's like a bike messenger selling his bike.
00:38:12.000I've just been showing this where Rush V, you know, Rush V. Oh, Rush V, yeah.
00:38:18.000If you report a thought to the IRS and they collect taxes from her, you can receive up to 30% of that amount.
00:38:23.000There's actually a financial incentive to defeating thoughttery.
00:38:28.000And here's like an anti-reporting lady.
00:38:32.000A bunch of men on Twitter are mad because they believe they're entitled to free nudes, so they're reporting sex workers' Snapchat incomes to the IRS for audits.
00:39:07.000Ruch V, by the way, was the guy who said, if it was legal to do whatever you want to a woman, if she invited you into your bedroom, then women would be a lot more careful about who they take home.
00:39:24.000And now, that was kind of the way it was in the 50s.
00:39:26.000And Dr. Ruth Westheimer said, if a woman is naked, all bets are off.
00:39:30.000So don't get naked in front of a guy if you don't trust him or you don't feel safe around him.
00:39:35.000And you can't really complain about what he does after you're nude.
00:39:41.000But it is the old-fashioned way to view things.
00:39:44.000And Ruch V was basically saying if we had those same values, women would be a lot more careful about who they brought home.
00:39:49.000And if you remember, Mattress Girl, she was the woman who said that it was going in one hole when they were having sex, and then he put it in a different one, and that wasn't her consent.
00:41:30.000And the takeaway from the media, just like all the articles I'm telling you about today, the takeaway from the media was he wants to legalize rape.
00:42:14.000And even he fell for this, which was profoundly disappointing.
00:42:18.000Like, when you get these allegations that you run a violent hate group and you're a white nationalist, you go, not only is that not me, that guy doesn't exist.
00:42:26.000There's two racists in America, Richard Spencer and David Duke, and we keep hearing about them.
00:42:31.000There was one racist event in America, Charlottesville.
00:42:34.000We keep going through it again and again.
00:42:36.000Yeah, but the Daily Stormer, those are all feds and kids LARPing.
00:42:40.000Yeah, but my uncle said the N-word at Thanksgiving.
00:42:43.000He was kidding, and he's not a threat.
00:42:47.000And Rouch V, not only is Rouch V not a pro-rape guy who wants to legalize rape, nobody is.
00:42:55.000Yeah, men also are the ones who abolished rape.
00:42:59.000Even back in the 1800s, before women could vote, there's a feminist, a female feminist, I forget her name, Canadian woman, and she pointed out that they would jail men for domestic violence.
00:43:15.000And then they realized, wait a minute, women can't earn their own living because women don't work.
00:43:21.000So men came up with the idea, why don't we just beat him publicly, like in the public square, we'll whip him and put him in the stocks and throw stuff at him for, say, two days.
00:43:30.000And then he can get back to work and back to providing for his family.