Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 28, 2018


Ep 212 | The Butler Did It | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

182.11998

Word Count

8,247

Sentence Count

773

Misogynist Sentences

63

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

Why is society more attracted to younger women than older ones? And why does society find them attractive? Gavin and Caitie try to figure it out. Plus, a new song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Get Off My Lawn is on all of your favorite streaming platforms.


Transcript

00:00:17.000 If I win my house, live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:28.000 If I change my body, get a bigger booty, oh how about now?
00:00:36.000 Do you like me now?
00:00:39.000 Cause I feel broken, broken love.
00:00:44.000 See me from the inside, inside.
00:00:48.000 That song sucks.
00:00:52.000 Not all our songs on this show will be good songs.
00:00:56.000 That was E.G. Daly, and she played Dottie in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
00:01:03.000 Let's show some of the video, though, before you show Dottie.
00:01:06.000 So she was, she's the voice of Powerpuff Girls.
00:01:08.000 She's the voice of Rugrats.
00:01:11.000 She's been in a bunch of movies.
00:01:13.000 And in that video called So Pretty, she says, why I gotta be so pretty?
00:01:19.000 They kind of stole under the bridge from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
00:01:22.000 Sometimes I feel.
00:01:27.000 But lady, you're 10 years older than me, and I'm old.
00:01:30.000 She's almost 60 years old.
00:01:32.000 I'm 48.
00:01:33.000 She's about 57 or 58.
00:01:36.000 No one wants you to be pretty.
00:01:38.000 No one cares.
00:01:39.000 Like, no one goes, dude, your grandma is totally not hot.
00:01:44.000 You're supposed to be a grandma.
00:01:46.000 That's a joke I used to do.
00:01:47.000 I used to talk about the survivors of Pearl Harbor.
00:01:49.000 And I said, one thing about a lot of these World War II vets is none of them are hot.
00:01:54.000 And I said that to Terry Shappert, the Green Beret, and he goes, I'm not allowed to laugh at that.
00:02:00.000 I refuse to laugh at that.
00:02:02.000 But like, where are we in a society where we have a 57-year-old with makeup on her face for plastic surgery saying, why is there such a huge demand?
00:02:10.000 There's not a huge demand for 58-year-olds to be sexy.
00:02:14.000 We'd like you to age gracefully, and you do look prettier when you wear high heels, but there's not this sort of looming sword of sexist Damocles over your head saying, get hotter, 57-year-old.
00:02:25.000 And she's very attractive, 57-year-old.
00:02:27.000 At the end of the video, the so pretty video, she's surrounded with very young, beautiful models.
00:02:32.000 Maybe you could jump to that.
00:02:33.000 And I guess her point is that I don't feel hot and sexy around these young models.
00:02:38.000 Yeah, you're not as attractive as a 20-year-old, professional, beautiful person.
00:02:43.000 And society does find them more attractive than 57-year-olds.
00:02:47.000 Oh, no, that's the variant.
00:02:48.000 That's another weird thing.
00:02:50.000 They have these confessions where they say, look, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm beautiful.
00:02:55.000 Then they have some black guy saying it too, and he's like, I'm beautiful on the inside.
00:02:58.000 What?
00:02:59.000 And then some weird-looking dude.
00:03:01.000 That's a justified testimonial right there.
00:03:05.000 Here, just play it, play it.
00:03:07.000 Oh, no, so playbook.
00:03:08.000 So there's the beautiful woman, right?
00:03:09.000 Just pause it when you get to beautiful, all the pretty girls.
00:03:13.000 Yes, society does find young models.
00:03:16.000 There, stop, stop.
00:03:17.000 Society finds these girls more attractive than 57-year-olds.
00:03:22.000 You know why?
00:03:23.000 It's called babies.
00:03:25.000 Beauty is baby-based.
00:03:28.000 And in countries that need more kids, where there's poverty, they like bigger asses.
00:03:33.000 They like child-bearing hips.
00:03:35.000 In countries where they feel they're overpopulated, like Northern Europe, they like skinnier girls, like Japanese.
00:03:39.000 In Japan, they feel like their population doesn't need more, and they're attracted to thinner girls.
00:03:43.000 It's all baby-based.
00:03:45.000 And people aren't attracted to morbidly obese 600-pound women because they're dying.
00:03:50.000 And you don't want to have a baby with someone who's dying.
00:03:52.000 You're not attracted to 60-year-old women because they're infertile.
00:03:55.000 It's post-menopause.
00:03:56.000 You're attracted to young women because subliminally, your brain goes, you can make the most babies with her.
00:04:02.000 She is healthy.
00:04:03.000 She is young.
00:04:04.000 You go over to her, make more.
00:04:06.000 That's why there's 7 billion of us.
00:04:07.000 Why are you protesting the history of humanity?
00:04:10.000 That's really what she's doing.
00:04:11.000 But look at the end of the video there.
00:04:14.000 Subjective and different standards.
00:04:17.000 Beauty is relatively subjective, but there's a reason that there's supermodels and it's agreed upon.
00:04:23.000 There's a reason why when you see a nine on the street in New York, it ruins your day because you're never going to have her.
00:04:28.000 That's what Robert Crumb used to call them.
00:04:30.000 Day ruiners.
00:04:32.000 There's a reason Eva Mendez is a movie star.
00:04:34.000 Everyone finds her attractive.
00:04:36.000 So beauty's not subjective.
00:04:38.000 I'm not beautiful.
00:04:40.000 Look at this.
00:04:41.000 Look at this.
00:04:42.000 There are no women touching themselves thinking of this right now.
00:04:46.000 There's plenty doing it thinking of Tom Hardy.
00:04:49.000 He's much more definitively attractive than me.
00:04:53.000 I disagree.
00:04:54.000 You think I'm sexier than Tom Hardy?
00:04:55.000 I wouldn't use the word sexy at all in that, but I would say Tom Hardy...
00:05:02.000 He was in Venom, and they do a lot of close-up face stuff.
00:05:06.000 His teeth are wonky, his lips are always chapped, and he's just, he's an odd man.
00:05:11.000 This is the kind of opinion you get from someone that you pay.
00:05:16.000 This is why it's always good to ask your employees if you're as sexy as Tom Hardy.
00:05:21.000 I'm better than a mirror.
00:05:24.000 This is what Justin Trudeau's doing.
00:05:25.000 He's giving the media $600 million to get favorable reviews.
00:05:29.000 I give this guy much less, and I'm told I'm sexier than Tom Hardy.
00:05:33.000 I can't believe you find me sexy.
00:05:35.000 Tom Hardy is probably in the top 50 sexiest men in the world.
00:05:39.000 So you're saying I'm one of the sexiest men in the world.
00:05:42.000 He's got good hair, but I mean, look at this, for instance.
00:05:45.000 I can't believe you are sexually attracted to me.
00:05:48.000 This is going to make the workplace...
00:05:53.000 I'm not in a position of power, so I don't think it applies.
00:05:56.000 Oh, that's pretty bad.
00:05:58.000 You got some nice chompers.
00:05:59.000 I've asked you if you had fake teeth before.
00:06:00.000 Remember that?
00:06:01.000 Yeah.
00:06:01.000 You're like, nope, these are real.
00:06:02.000 I don't know why.
00:06:03.000 That's when you were picturing me wearing lingerie.
00:06:05.000 No, that's an active.
00:06:06.000 you Photoshop my face onto Victoria's Secret models?
00:06:08.000 No, but...
00:06:12.000 I appreciate it.
00:06:13.000 Anyway, that E.J. Daily.
00:06:16.000 Okay, that's gorgeous.
00:06:18.000 The problem with Tom Hardy is he's short.
00:06:20.000 Yeah, I heard.
00:06:22.000 All right.
00:06:23.000 I've noticed, though, if my wife and I see a movie with Tom Hardy in it, I tend to do pretty well that night.
00:06:28.000 I assume that's just a coincidence and she's not imagining Tom Hardy in her head.
00:06:33.000 I hope not.
00:06:34.000 That's kind of rape or something, isn't it?
00:06:37.000 She's using me.
00:06:40.000 Just before we abandon the E.J. Daily thing, she used to be the woman everyone, every man dreamed of.
00:06:47.000 When she played Dottie in Peewee's Playhouse, every red-blooded American male fell in love.
00:06:51.000 And that's something women don't understand about men.
00:06:54.000 We're not that attracted to Lonnie Anderson on WKRP.
00:06:57.000 We like Bailey.
00:06:59.000 We like the girl next door.
00:07:00.000 We're not into like complete full-on whores.
00:07:03.000 We like a girl in overalls.
00:07:05.000 There she is.
00:07:05.000 Look.
00:07:06.000 Turn it up.
00:07:10.000 Where is it?
00:07:11.000 Let's hear it.
00:07:12.000 Where is it?
00:07:12.000 Let's hear it.
00:07:13.000 Huh?
00:07:15.000 Wait, I wanna talk to you.
00:07:19.000 That's her.
00:07:19.000 That's the one we just saw.
00:07:20.000 But this is like 30 years ago.
00:07:22.000 I can't hear it at all.
00:07:23.000 Can you?
00:07:25.000 This is important.
00:07:26.000 Someone wanna ask you.
00:07:27.000 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:07:30.000 I...
00:07:31.000 Mm-hmm.
00:07:33.000 I wanna know if you'll do something.
00:07:36.000 I'm a loner, Dotty.
00:07:37.000 He's wearing lipsticks.
00:07:41.000 Like, where?
00:07:43.000 Like, where?
00:07:44.000 Alright.
00:07:45.000 We got it.
00:07:46.000 All men are in love with her.
00:07:48.000 I still am.
00:07:49.000 After all these years.
00:07:50.000 Can you do a peewee imitation?
00:07:53.000 Not very well, John.
00:07:55.000 I'm better than you.
00:07:55.000 That's terrible.
00:07:56.000 You are.
00:07:56.000 Watch that.
00:07:57.000 Yeah, I'm going to be having a...
00:08:02.000 It's going to have chronically famous peewees throughout history.
00:08:05.000 I'm a loner, Dotty.
00:08:07.000 Ha!
00:08:07.000 I'm the happiest boy in the world.
00:08:10.000 No, you did it better off camera, but...
00:08:10.000 That was terrible.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 I'm a loner, Dotty.
00:08:18.000 Your Joe Rogan impression still is one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen.
00:08:22.000 AJ.
00:08:23.000 No, I can't even.
00:08:24.000 I can't do imitations on the spot there.
00:08:28.000 Cover the post today.
00:08:30.000 The butler did it.
00:08:31.000 A couple on their wedding night, sorry to laugh.
00:08:34.000 I think it was Sandals.
00:08:36.000 They go to bed.
00:08:37.000 They have a big party, a big celebration, go to bed.
00:08:40.000 And what do you call them?
00:08:42.000 The guy who carries the luggage up to your room?
00:08:45.000 The valet or whatever?
00:08:46.000 Not a valet.
00:08:48.000 Something boy?
00:08:49.000 Bellboy.
00:08:50.000 Bellboy.
00:08:52.000 This Jeeves turned out to be a real skeeve.
00:08:54.000 A New Jersey bride and her husband are suing Sandals Resorts for $30 million.
00:08:57.000 Should they have to pay $30 million because one of their employees raped someone?
00:09:00.000 I assume in the terms for their employment, it says no raping.
00:09:06.000 Like, what could Sandals have done to prevent this?
00:09:10.000 I don't understand how they would be culpable.
00:09:13.000 They left the woman unsafe.
00:09:16.000 Maybe, yeah, it might not even have to do with the employee, just like that anything happened on the grounds.
00:09:21.000 That seems kind of weird to me.
00:09:23.000 I mean, if a rapist jumped over the fence and the security didn't catch him, then he went and did some raping, they might have an argument.
00:09:28.000 But the fact that one of their employees went rogue, went against policy, and he molested her.
00:09:35.000 God, what a meathead.
00:09:36.000 Imagine being so stupid.
00:09:37.000 I know my buddy Jeff lives in Jamaica, and he lives in Kingston, in a dangerous kind of area, and no one messes with him.
00:09:44.000 There could be a shootout on the street, or there could be a riot going on, or a big fight in a bar, and no one goes near him because Jamaicans recognize that these white people are paying the bills, that tourism is their only industry outside of Buxite mining.
00:09:58.000 So he goes, no one goes near me.
00:10:01.000 But you'd think that the locals would know not to molest brides on their wedding night.
00:10:07.000 Jesus.
00:10:09.000 We got a fun show for you today.
00:10:12.000 I want to talk about erasing trans, but I also want to talk to Trent Cromrarty.
00:10:19.000 This was a guy who was at West Point, and he had sex with a woman on a trip to Quebec, consensual intercourse.
00:10:28.000 This woman has two characteristics that are dangerous.
00:10:32.000 One, she's a serial accuser of rape.
00:10:35.000 Two, her dad is an old school West Point guy, and they have a big thing with legacy there.
00:10:40.000 Those are not good combinations.
00:10:41.000 I don't think he was aware of that when he horsed around with her.
00:10:44.000 But he made a statement.
00:10:46.000 He was exonerated.
00:10:47.000 And then he was thinking about the statement.
00:10:49.000 He said, oh, wait a minute.
00:10:50.000 I said that it was at this place where we were drinking first, but it was at the other place.
00:10:54.000 There was some detail he realized he got wrong.
00:10:56.000 So he went back and he said, in that statement I made yesterday, I made a mistake.
00:10:59.000 The part about the doot-to-do was actually at the doot-to-do.
00:11:02.000 So he corrected the record.
00:11:03.000 Then they kicked him out of West Point forever.
00:11:06.000 Not for raping anyone, but for making a false statement.
00:11:06.000 You know why?
00:11:09.000 And the only reason they know he made a false statement is because he wanted to correct it.
00:11:13.000 All of this for consensual intercourse.
00:11:15.000 So anyway, he's in D.C. today, and he's with Betsy DeVos.
00:11:19.000 Betsy DeVos is our head of education, and she's going in trying to correct Obama's mess with Title IX.
00:11:25.000 Title IX is this bill that says there must be equality on campus.
00:11:29.000 Sounds good, sounds reasonable on paper, but it has turned into this thing that is ruining sports on campus and falsely elevating female sports and quelling male sports.
00:11:40.000 It's also getting mattress girl situations where they create these kangaroo courts and ruin a guy's life.
00:11:47.000 And getting charged with rape is very serious and it's very bad and you go to jail.
00:11:51.000 But getting falsely accused of rape in a kangaroo court where you can't defend yourself, it's almost as bad as going to jail.
00:11:58.000 I mean, you get suicidal thoughts, it ruins your life.
00:12:01.000 It changed this guy's career forever.
00:12:02.000 He's now devoted to preventing this from happening to other people, which is good news.
00:12:10.000 So we'll talk to him.
00:12:11.000 And then I also want to talk about this trans thing.
00:12:17.000 They don't want to be erased.
00:12:20.000 I've been spending a lot of time trying to understand what the hell they're talking about.
00:12:24.000 And I think when they say, you have to use my pronouns and you have to see me as female, when you don't take that seriously, you're trying to erase them.
00:12:34.000 So if I say I'm black and I identify as black and then you go, no, not really, you're trying to erase my existence.
00:12:42.000 I don't think that's a fair thing.
00:12:44.000 You can't come up with a thing you are that's very, very unusual, like I'm a black person that no one else does, and then say, if you don't take that crazy theory seriously, you're trying to kill me.
00:12:55.000 Like it gets into genocide talk where we want to, What does erase mean?
00:13:01.000 I mean, Hitler wanted to erase Jews from Germany.
00:13:03.000 He wanted to eradicate them.
00:13:05.000 We're not trying to eradicate trans people.
00:13:07.000 We don't care about you.
00:13:09.000 We just think you're weird, and we don't want you messing with the kids.
00:13:11.000 We don't want you putting puberty blockers.
00:13:13.000 Uh-oh, that's Ryan's way of saying he wants to say something.
00:13:16.000 Oh, yeah, I didn't even know I switched the camera.
00:13:17.000 But it seems like they want it not only not be erased, but be like highlighted is the thing.
00:13:23.000 You are highlighted.
00:13:24.000 You're on the cover of...
00:13:25.000 Caitlyn Jenner had been a woman for less than a year, and she was on the cover of Vanity Fair as Woman of the Year.
00:13:31.000 Didn't they change...
00:13:35.000 I was going to use Serena Williams, and they changed Man of the Year to Woman of the Year just for her this year on Time magazine.
00:13:41.000 Really?
00:13:42.000 Something like that, yeah.
00:13:43.000 Oh, I can't believe Man of the Year still exists.
00:13:45.000 It's got to be Person of the Year.
00:13:47.000 There's no way anyone would have the balls to call something Man of the Year anymore.
00:13:47.000 Yeah.
00:13:51.000 You can't even use the word man, right?
00:13:53.000 You can't say mankind anymore.
00:13:55.000 Man of the Year, there's no way that can go.
00:13:57.000 Oh, GQ.
00:13:57.000 Yeah, GQ can do Man of the Year.
00:13:59.000 It's Gentleman's Quarterly.
00:14:00.000 It's a men's magazine.
00:14:04.000 That's kind of insulting to her.
00:14:04.000 What?
00:14:07.000 Isn't it?
00:14:08.000 You're saying she's masculine.
00:14:10.000 She's a man.
00:14:11.000 Yeah, that was the whole thing.
00:14:12.000 And then woman is in quotes.
00:14:15.000 Dude, this is hard.
00:14:16.000 It's right.
00:14:17.000 Because she does have very broad shoulders.
00:14:19.000 She's a very masculine-looking woman.
00:14:21.000 So let's go through this video.
00:14:22.000 We'll try to figure it out together.
00:14:28.000 Trans is hot in America.
00:14:31.000 It's all we hear about.
00:14:32.000 We got Caitlin Jenner as Woman of the Year.
00:14:34.000 But in Britain, it's really going bananas, especially with school kids.
00:14:37.000 It seems like every year, the amount of school kids, little kids, 10-year-olds, 8-year-olds, who identify as trans or non-binary doubles.
00:14:46.000 It goes up and up and up.
00:14:47.000 This fashion trend won't end.
00:14:48.000 We keep hearing about it every day.
00:14:50.000 And the thing we keep hearing about, as we keep hearing about trans, is that no one is listening to them.
00:14:56.000 And we're trying to erase them.
00:14:59.000 Dude, we're not trying to, what does that even mean?
00:15:01.000 Erase you, kill you?
00:15:03.000 No one wants to kill you.
00:15:05.000 We think you're weird because you are.
00:15:07.000 The dictionary definition of not normal is something that is not very prevalent.
00:15:12.000 And although everyone is saying they identify with trans, women who have a penis and men who have a vagina are extremely rare.
00:15:22.000 Have you ever even met one?
00:15:24.000 Well, apparently they're everywhere.
00:15:25.000 So anyway, Vogue, British Vogue, got 42 of them together to explain their story.
00:15:29.000 So they need to be heard.
00:15:31.000 And I'm going to try to understand it with you.
00:15:33.000 It's not going to be easy.
00:15:34.000 Let's start the roll.
00:15:36.000 I tend to see a lot of gays with long hair.
00:15:39.000 How is that?
00:15:40.000 How are you a woman if you just have long hair?
00:15:42.000 I am.
00:15:43.000 Okay, let me hear this one.
00:15:45.000 I'm also a trans rights actor.
00:15:48.000 Okay, stop, stop.
00:15:49.000 So that appears, the previous one appears to be a man who has taken so many hormones, he's basically a woman.
00:15:57.000 So it's a woman with a penis, I guess?
00:16:00.000 Well, that's just a very, very feminine man.
00:16:03.000 And can't you just exist like that?
00:16:06.000 Like, why do I have to acknowledge you and give you a bathroom, your own bathroom and all that?
00:16:10.000 Can't you just be like, hey, I'm a woman?
00:16:12.000 I don't know what he's attracted to, men or woman, but can't you just go before your date go, by the way, I know I seem like a normal woman.
00:16:19.000 I actually have a penis.
00:16:20.000 And you're going to lose a lot of dates that way, obviously.
00:16:23.000 But why can't it just be that?
00:16:25.000 Like, why does this have to be a thing?
00:16:29.000 Why do you have to broadcast it when you're very unusual?
00:16:31.000 Like, say I had two penises, right?
00:16:34.000 I'd be wary on dates and go, by the way, before we have sex, I have something kind of weird to tell you.
00:16:39.000 I actually have two penises.
00:16:40.000 And I'd probably lose 90% of the girls that I was dating.
00:16:45.000 But why do I have to be like Mr. Two Penis?
00:16:48.000 And why does it have to be put on billboards?
00:16:50.000 And I need a special bathroom and I need special underwear and stuff.
00:16:53.000 Why can't you just keep it to yourself?
00:16:55.000 Don't ask, don't tell.
00:16:57.000 Go ahead.
00:16:58.000 I am a journalist, stand-up comic.
00:17:01.000 Pause.
00:17:02.000 Those two guys, you're not a woman just because you grew your hair long and you put on lipstick.
00:17:08.000 You're just a gay, like every other gay I've ever met.
00:17:13.000 It's sexist to assume that you can just procure womanhood.
00:17:17.000 You can just buy a wig or grow your hair out.
00:17:19.000 Now you're a woman.
00:17:21.000 They have menopause.
00:17:22.000 They have menstrual cramps.
00:17:25.000 They just got the vote like 100 years ago.
00:17:28.000 They have all these different traits that they fought and all that history.
00:17:31.000 You can't just acquire it.
00:17:33.000 That's blackface, is it not?
00:17:35.000 I can't just be black and take on all their suffering and own slavery all of a sudden.
00:17:40.000 Why do you get to just take womanhood?
00:17:43.000 Go ahead.
00:17:44.000 Walker, I play Elektra on Pose.
00:17:47.000 I'm vegan.
00:17:48.000 What else?
00:17:49.000 Hi, vegan.
00:17:50.000 Okay, pause.
00:17:51.000 So this dude appears to be...
00:17:57.000 Have I been out of focus this whole time?
00:18:00.000 Oh, there, I'm in focus now.
00:18:01.000 Okay, sorry.
00:18:02.000 This dude appears to be a chick who's taken so many hormones for so long.
00:18:08.000 It's altered his face, and now he has a beard.
00:18:11.000 So this is a guy, like a guy to anyone else, with a vagina.
00:18:16.000 That's very unusual, but they're saying you think that we're weird.
00:18:21.000 You are weird.
00:18:22.000 What are you attracted to?
00:18:23.000 Are you attracted to women?
00:18:24.000 Okay.
00:18:25.000 So why would a lesbian be attracted to that?
00:18:27.000 But say she is.
00:18:28.000 Can't you just like say on the day?
00:18:30.000 Like, by the way, before things go too far, I don't actually have a penis.
00:18:33.000 I have everything else, but I actually have a vagina.
00:18:36.000 I don't want to kill you or hurt you in any way, but I don't know what you want.
00:18:41.000 What do you mean by erase?
00:18:43.000 The fact that I don't take you seriously as a male?
00:18:46.000 Is that erasing you?
00:18:47.000 Like, people don't take me seriously all the time.
00:18:51.000 I'm not erased.
00:18:52.000 You just, I've had my character assassinated and I've had my reputation maligned, but I still exist.
00:18:58.000 I don't understand what you're talking about.
00:19:00.000 Go ahead.
00:19:02.000 It all kind of started when I was 14, so I got diagnosed with having gender dysphoria for a doctor to turn around and say, we're going to take you down this road of transition.
00:19:09.000 And that was such a weight off my shoulder.
00:19:13.000 Growing up, I was really severely bullied, and nobody really understood me.
00:19:18.000 There was no education on being transgender, even for me.
00:19:21.000 So I felt this way.
00:19:22.000 Just pause.
00:19:23.000 That's valid right there.
00:19:24.000 So no one's ever heard of a woman with a penis, which is what this woman thinks she is.
00:19:30.000 And I think she's just a very, very gay person.
00:19:35.000 But I think that's a fair point.
00:19:38.000 If you tell kids, hey, it's possible that this woman identifies, this man identifies as this young boy identifies as a female, I guess, yeah, maybe we should tell kids that, because it is possible that you could have this.
00:19:50.000 I think it's delusional.
00:19:52.000 I don't believe you that you're a woman.
00:19:53.000 I think you're just an incredibly gay person.
00:19:55.000 But maybe you should tell kids that so they don't get bullied.
00:19:58.000 That's fine.
00:19:59.000 But what's happening now is it's becoming so normalized that it's becoming fashionable.
00:20:04.000 And now you have young gay kids who think they're a different gender and are about to do surgical things or chemical things like take these puberty blockers.
00:20:14.000 That's when it's getting dangerous.
00:20:16.000 Just be gay.
00:20:18.000 Try being gay.
00:20:19.000 Before you do anything serious and permanent to your body, turn 18, be gay, go to a gay part of town like the West Village and try it out.
00:20:27.000 Maybe you're just a tomboy.
00:20:28.000 Maybe you're just incredibly effeminate.
00:20:31.000 You're not allowed to get a tattoo till you're 18.
00:20:33.000 You're not allowed to drive till you're 16.
00:20:36.000 You're not allowed to drink alcohol till you're 21.
00:20:38.000 Why are you allowed to alter your biological sex when you're seven years old?
00:20:44.000 Seven-year-olds aren't even sexual.
00:20:47.000 Why?
00:20:47.000 And I didn't even know how to explain how I felt.
00:20:50.000 Because it's weird.
00:20:52.000 Oh, no.
00:20:53.000 I'm Rebecca Brezahoff.
00:20:56.000 I am 11 years old.
00:20:58.000 I'm a trans girl, and I live in New Jersey.
00:21:03.000 I made a sign that said, I'm the scary transgender person the media warned you about.
00:21:09.000 It went viral.
00:21:11.000 It's made me want to make my story heard and be a message of hope to others who aren't as lucky as me.
00:21:22.000 I am meant to be who I am.
00:21:24.000 Why are we public?
00:21:25.000 Why are this parents allowing this child to publicize herself?
00:21:29.000 They wrote the sign, by the way.
00:21:31.000 The parents wrote the sign?
00:21:33.000 I'm feeling kind of nauseous right now.
00:21:36.000 When I first brought up that I felt that I wasn't a boy, I started verbalizing that I felt like a scale when I was about four.
00:21:46.000 I remember being little and trying to stand up and pee and crying because I couldn't.
00:21:49.000 Kids that are being born now are being born into a world where trans women appear on the cover of magazines.
00:21:55.000 Yes, I thought they were trying to race you.
00:21:56.000 Front their own shows and appear in videos for Vogue.
00:22:00.000 And that wasn't the world that I was born into.
00:22:04.000 A positive thing about being myself in 2018 is that there's more of a people like me exist.
00:22:12.000 That doesn't mean understanding, but help me out here, folks at home.
00:22:18.000 How is that just not a very masculine lesbian?
00:22:21.000 That's not a dude.
00:22:22.000 That person cannot change a transmission.
00:22:25.000 I'm sorry.
00:22:26.000 You can't, if you, if that person farts and doesn't say safety and you say slut and you get to punch him in the arm, that you would break his arm.
00:22:35.000 You can't play punch buggy red with this guy.
00:22:38.000 And no one wants to hurt him.
00:22:39.000 No one wants to erase him.
00:22:41.000 But that's not a dude.
00:22:43.000 And you've sort of, I don't know, isn't it an insult to that gender to say, I can just pick you up?
00:22:51.000 I'm not an intelligent person.
00:22:52.000 We can't watch this whole thing.
00:22:53.000 It goes on forever.
00:22:53.000 A positive thing about being me is...
00:23:00.000 I have come to a place where I can be honest about being trans.
00:23:09.000 I have the language to express who I am as a person and to feel empowered that there's nothing wrong with me, that I am who I am and who I am is valid.
00:23:24.000 I was part of the Vogue power list, you know, the 25 women shaping the world.
00:23:28.000 This was a huge recognition, both on the personal side.
00:23:33.000 I think I've had enough of this.
00:23:34.000 So this guy was part of the 25 women shaping the world.
00:23:36.000 He's a man.
00:23:38.000 So we have these guys now taking credit for female accomplishments.
00:23:42.000 We have trans men winning women's sports, women's track and field, women's wrestling.
00:23:49.000 We have trans men in the MMA beating the crap out of women because they're stronger than women.
00:23:55.000 This is starting to seem kind of sexist to me, isn't it?
00:23:59.000 I'm pretty confused here.
00:24:01.000 And also, they keep talking about trans violence.
00:24:04.000 I want to know more about this because the assumption is there's a bunch of Trump-supporting redneck white racists who go drive around in a truck with baseball bats, just beating trans people.
00:24:15.000 I don't believe that's the case.
00:24:17.000 I believe there probably is trans violence and there is a lot of trans deaths, but that's because a lot of them are mentally ill.
00:24:25.000 They tend to disproportionately be drug users, and drug users tend to die.
00:24:30.000 They tend to be in dangerous situations.
00:24:33.000 And also, I think some of them might be cases where they go home with some dude and he's in a different culture, like New York Hispanics, New York blacks have a culture that's much more homophobic than normal.
00:24:46.000 And if you're known as a homo, you know, it's called on the DL in the black community, it can ruin your reputation forever.
00:24:55.000 So they take, a guy goes home with a trans person, doesn't realize it's a woman, she pulls out her penis, and now he's a gay, and that's very scary to him, which is wrong.
00:25:05.000 It shouldn't be scary to you.
00:25:06.000 It's okay.
00:25:07.000 Just say no, thank you.
00:25:08.000 You don't have to hurt anyone.
00:25:10.000 And then they get beat up.
00:25:12.000 So what percentage of this trans violence is from surprising people with your genitalia after date?
00:25:19.000 I want to know.
00:25:20.000 What percentage of it is you already being in a dangerous situation because you're buying drugs or doing drugs late at night in the Lower East Side somewhere?
00:25:28.000 Like, let's have some more discovery when it comes to all these cases because I'm starting to think this is just all based on so many myths.
00:25:38.000 The idea that people are just going around beating up and hurting trans people for no reason or that they're just dying in droves.
00:25:45.000 There's some sort of genocide.
00:25:46.000 There's some sort of will to erase.
00:25:48.000 The majority of people, normal people like me, don't interact with any of these people.
00:25:53.000 I've never met a trans person.
00:25:55.000 And the ones who do, I don't understand why it has to be a big thing.
00:25:58.000 If I'm going out for dinner with you, why do I need to know what your genitalia is?
00:26:02.000 What is all this about?
00:26:04.000 All right, let's watch one more little doozy and then we'll go.
00:26:08.000 And I use they, them.
00:26:09.000 I remember him.
00:26:10.000 One negative thing about being me in 2018 is that violence against people like me is escalating.
00:26:16.000 What this looks like is a whole host of things, but oftentimes it's people staring at me, taking photos of my consent, pushing me, telling me that I shouldn't exist.
00:26:26.000 Pause this.
00:26:26.000 Yeah, that's a good thing to end it on.
00:26:29.000 People think you're unusual because you are remarkably unusual.
00:26:33.000 Remember, we did another video on that exact guy.
00:26:35.000 He's got stubble and lipstick on.
00:26:38.000 He looks exactly like someone who's dressing up as a woman as a joke.
00:26:41.000 He looks like it's a Halloween costume and it's meant to make you laugh.
00:26:44.000 So yeah, when you're an albino with a giant purple mohawk, people stare at you.
00:26:50.000 I don't believe people shove him.
00:26:51.000 I don't believe that.
00:26:53.000 I think he lives in New York City.
00:26:54.000 There's no way people just go, hey, and shove him.
00:26:57.000 And the whole concept of us trying to erase you.
00:27:00.000 What is that?
00:27:01.000 I don't believe that.
00:27:03.000 I don't believe me not giving you a bathroom means I want to erase you.
00:27:06.000 You're focusing so much on how much we care about you and we don't really care.
00:27:11.000 Especially conservatives, especially people on the right.
00:27:14.000 The right is predicated on please leave me alone, minimal government, minimum intervention.
00:27:19.000 We don't want to erase you.
00:27:21.000 We just don't want to keep hearing about you all the time and we don't want you messing with our kids.
00:27:30.000 Like imagine this was Christians and Christians were saying, I want you to always appreciate when I do my, or Catholics, when I do my Hail Marys and my sign of the cross, I want you to stop and do it with me and pray.
00:27:42.000 And if you don't, you're trying to erase me.
00:27:44.000 And they kind of are trying to erase Catholics.
00:27:46.000 I mean, with gay marriage, they've made Catholicism immoral and illegal.
00:27:52.000 So if you're a Catholic priest and you don't marry someone because you think it's against your faith, then you can be arrested.
00:27:58.000 So pursuing your faith as a Catholic is now illegal.
00:28:01.000 And a country's laws are dictated by their morals.
00:28:05.000 So what they've really done with gay marriage is make Catholicism immoral.
00:28:10.000 And this was something that, what's his name?
00:28:14.000 Tom at Red Eye there.
00:28:15.000 Tom Shalou, as I was saying, because I was for gay marriage.
00:28:19.000 And I would debate Tom Shalou about it because he goes, no, no, no, this isn't just about two people trying to get married.
00:28:24.000 There's something sinister going on here.
00:28:25.000 There's something to do with, you know, trying to sabotage Catholicism.
00:28:28.000 And I said, you're nuts, dude.
00:28:30.000 Shut up.
00:28:31.000 It's two gay guys want to get married.
00:28:32.000 I'm a libertarian.
00:28:33.000 What do I care who gets married?
00:28:35.000 It's none of my business.
00:28:36.000 I don't want to meddle.
00:28:37.000 And he goes, no, no, it's about to become meddling.
00:28:39.000 Next thing you know, couple upstate, fined $12,000 for refusing to host a lesbian wedding in their living room.
00:28:46.000 And the law said, you host other weddings in your living room.
00:28:49.000 You have to do a lesbian one.
00:28:50.000 They go, no, we're very Christian.
00:28:51.000 This is very weird for us.
00:28:52.000 And it's a violation.
00:28:53.000 It's in our own home.
00:28:54.000 They go, sorry.
00:28:54.000 $12,000 fine.
00:28:56.000 Or maybe it was $14,000.
00:28:57.000 But the lion's share, something like 10 of the 12 or 13 of the 14 went to the government.
00:29:03.000 The lesbians got to split like a couple grand.
00:29:07.000 Ha ha.
00:29:09.000 All right.
00:29:11.000 So this whole thing, it just seems very me-me, me-me, me, this whole trans thing, telling me what to say about it.
00:29:16.000 And no one wants to erase you.
00:29:18.000 No one wants to get a big paddy wagon and round up all the trannies and take them to some sort of death camp.
00:29:23.000 That's not what we want.
00:29:24.000 No one wants that.
00:29:25.000 Stop saying that.
00:29:27.000 But let's get serious for a second here.
00:29:29.000 So Trent Cromarty is the guy that he's in D.C. right now.
00:29:33.000 He's with Betsy DeVos.
00:29:35.000 And he's helping her promote this idea of enforcing some sort of justice in Title IX.
00:29:41.000 Title IX has become a kangaroo court.
00:29:43.000 It's ruining men's lives.
00:29:44.000 Look at Paul Nunsunger.
00:29:47.000 He's got a weird German last name.
00:29:48.000 But Mattress Girl accused him of raping her.
00:29:51.000 It ruined his life.
00:29:52.000 He had to leave the country.
00:29:53.000 He was here as a foreign student, I believe.
00:29:54.000 Had to go back to Germany.
00:29:55.000 Lost his entire scholastic career.
00:29:58.000 He sued Columbia and won.
00:30:03.000 And, you know, we have a system for rape.
00:30:05.000 If you are sexually assaulted, go to the cops.
00:30:08.000 I thought that was a given.
00:30:09.000 Don't go to your school.
00:30:10.000 Don't go to social media.
00:30:11.000 Don't get a lawyer to sue the person.
00:30:14.000 Go to the cops.
00:30:15.000 It's very simple.
00:30:16.000 We've been working on this for a long ass time.
00:30:20.000 Let's talk to Trent about it now.
00:30:23.000 Have a choke inside.
00:30:26.000 Trent, are you there, sir?
00:30:28.000 I am.
00:30:29.000 What are you doing in DC?
00:30:32.000 Today I'm doing some media, but next couple days, we're going to be lobbying in Congress, trying to promote the proposed Title IX regulations that were recently released by Betsy DeVos.
00:30:42.000 And Betsy DeVos has the radical notion of imparting some sort of justice on campus and thwarting these kangaroo courts that ruined your, I won't say life, but ruined your experience at West Point, correct?
00:30:57.000 That's right.
00:30:58.000 She's essentially trying to promote due process and give fairness to both parties involved in Title IX adjudications.
00:31:06.000 Although my situation is a little neat because I was a cadet at West Point and it's not exactly Title IX, it was still a sexual misconduct case, and a lot of the injustices that occurred in my case happen every day on college campuses around the country.
00:31:18.000 Now, the story with you is that you were accused of rape.
00:31:21.000 This woman waited six months to file, and you had consensual intercourse with the lady, and they kicked you out anyway, and their contention was, well, no, he was kind of inaccurate on his initial confession, or whatever you want to call it.
00:31:34.000 And that's why we fired him.
00:31:35.000 But isn't this the problem with kangaroo courts?
00:31:42.000 I think the biggest issue is the fact that the institutions have had a lot of leeway in terms of how they handle these cases.
00:31:49.000 You look at the Title IX guidance provided by the Obama era, and the discretion for the schools is way too much.
00:31:57.000 Starting with the definition of sexual assault, it ranges for anything from nonverbal conduct all the way to physical conduct.
00:32:03.000 I mean, students didn't have the right to advise her.
00:32:06.000 They couldn't cross-examine.
00:32:07.000 They couldn't provide any evidence, whether that's exculpatory or inculpatory.
00:32:11.000 They couldn't put forward witnesses.
00:32:13.000 They lacked the right to appeal.
00:32:14.000 So, I mean, those are just fundamental cornerstones of due process that everyone else has when they're facing such serious charges.
00:32:20.000 And a lot of these schools will deny the person the right to appear while he's being tried.
00:32:27.000 So it's a court where the woman is there, the accuser is there, And the guy can't even know that this discussion is going on.
00:32:32.000 So, how the hell do you defend yourself?
00:32:36.000 Good question.
00:32:37.000 I think in a lot of these cases, you can't defend yourself.
00:32:39.000 I mean, if you look at some of the most severe cases, a lot of students have been suspended immediately without even an investigation into the facts of the matter.
00:32:48.000 You take a look at Grant Neal, who was a football player at Colorado State Pueblo, and he essentially had a consensual sexual relationship with another woman, and for some reason, one of her friends brought forward a complaint.
00:33:01.000 And even though both of them said nothing happened, the school still immediately suspended him.
00:33:06.000 Wow.
00:33:06.000 Yeah, that reminds me of a case I read about where the guy was told he's been accused, but they won't tell him what date and who it was, but he had to defend himself.
00:33:16.000 So he just has to sit there and go, I swear to God, I've never raped anyone on any date.
00:33:21.000 And that was his only defense because that was all that was presented to him.
00:33:25.000 We've been working on rape since the Magna Carta.
00:33:28.000 I think we're pretty good at it now.
00:33:30.000 We weigh all the facts.
00:33:31.000 We have a jury.
00:33:31.000 We have a judge.
00:33:32.000 And it's just so bizarre to me that schools would go, we want to restart this.
00:33:36.000 Like, why don't they restart murder or arson or robbery and create a new court for that?
00:33:42.000 Are you doing anything militarily?
00:33:44.000 Have you abandoned that whole career now?
00:33:48.000 Unfortunately, when I was separated from the military, it was with a general under honorable discharge.
00:33:53.000 So I spent two years appealing that decision.
00:33:55.000 Eventually, it was upgraded to honorable because the Army Discharge Review Board found that my discharge was inequitable.
00:34:01.000 They found that by a five to zero vote.
00:34:03.000 But, you know, since I got that, that discharge occurred when I was in law school.
00:34:09.000 So since being discharged from West Point, I finished my bachelor's degree online.
00:34:14.000 I attended West Point, or excuse me, I attended law school in May, graduated, and I just passed the Colorado Bar in October.
00:34:20.000 So, you know, right now my primary goal in life is to prevent any of these injustices from occurring with other individuals.
00:34:26.000 And I'm doing that through SAVE as a director, thankfully.
00:34:29.000 That's amazing that it just completely changed the trajectory of your life, that one thing.
00:34:35.000 What made her do that?
00:34:36.000 What do you think set her off?
00:34:39.000 You know, it's hard to say.
00:34:41.000 Anything that I would say is speculation.
00:34:43.000 I haven't spoken to her.
00:34:44.000 I haven't seen her in years.
00:34:46.000 I know that she essentially perjured herself on the stand.
00:34:49.000 I know she's accused multiple people before me, but yet she was allowed to graduate.
00:34:54.000 She's serving in the military, I believe.
00:34:57.000 But I can't really understand why someone would do this.
00:35:00.000 I've forgiven her since then, but I'm not sure as to her exact reasons.
00:35:04.000 Well, we have a surprise for you.
00:35:06.000 We have her on Skype right now coming in.
00:35:10.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
00:35:11.000 No, just kidding.
00:35:12.000 That would be intense if we did that.
00:35:15.000 I was like, oh, you probably have a heart attack.
00:35:17.000 Yeah, you know, we had Mattress Girl here in New York where she went to the cops and they looked at the evidence and they said, you're going to be in big trouble, young lady.
00:35:27.000 Not only are we not pursuing this, but we see you texting the guy after this alleged incident.
00:35:32.000 Women don't text rapists.
00:35:35.000 And so she dropped it with the NYPD.
00:35:37.000 She claimed she didn't feel safe with them, carried a mattress around school, and that just ruined his life.
00:35:41.000 It ruined his scholastic career.
00:35:43.000 He sued Columbia and won.
00:35:44.000 But in many ways, the stigma you get from these false accusations is almost as bad as getting a guilty charge.
00:35:52.000 I mean, it changes your life almost as much.
00:35:55.000 Changed yours.
00:35:57.000 Absolutely.
00:35:58.000 I mean, especially nowadays, an accusation is as good as a guilty verdict.
00:36:01.000 If you ask me, it takes just a few words to derail someone's life.
00:36:05.000 People's educations are being destroyed.
00:36:07.000 Their careers are being destroyed.
00:36:09.000 I mean, I've had to explain my situation countless times.
00:36:11.000 Regardless if I was shown innocent, there are still people who judge me.
00:36:15.000 I mean, aside from the professional and social stigma, I mean, you look at the mental effects of it.
00:36:21.000 I mean, the trauma is just not constrained to the final disposition of your case.
00:36:26.000 It lasts far beyond that.
00:36:27.000 I bowed severe depression and suicidal, I had suicidal ideations for years after my case concluded.
00:36:33.000 And, you know, there was in the depths of my depression, there was moments where I thought suicide was a comforting thought.
00:36:38.000 I just told myself, hey, man, you know, if it gets bad enough, just kill yourself and you'll be done with it.
00:36:43.000 But, I mean, it took me a long time to gain the courage to relive my trauma and resolve my issues.
00:36:50.000 But a lot of people don't have that strength.
00:36:52.000 A lot of people don't have the support network that I had.
00:36:54.000 And so these are quite literally people's lives at stake, which is why it's important to pursue due process and fairness for all parties.
00:37:00.000 It doesn't matter if you're a male or a female.
00:37:02.000 It doesn't matter if you're accused or accuser.
00:37:04.000 You need due process and fairness in these cases.
00:37:07.000 That's what we built society for.
00:37:09.000 I mean, that's what God designed.
00:37:11.000 In a way, this is all part of God's design.
00:37:14.000 And hear me out here.
00:37:15.000 Like, say there's your mom, your old lady mom gets hit by a car because there's no stop sign there.
00:37:19.000 You then, as a reaction to that, demand that the stop sign gets put there to prevent future deaths.
00:37:24.000 It's a check and a balance.
00:37:26.000 So you were, you had all this misjustice in your life.
00:37:29.000 You had this lie totally ruin your life.
00:37:31.000 And now you're devoted to making sure that doesn't happen again.
00:37:34.000 So in a way, this is kind of a good thing, believe it or not.
00:37:39.000 I mean, you're out in D.C. today.
00:37:41.000 You're working with Betsy DeVos.
00:37:42.000 You're working to fix this problem.
00:37:44.000 So there is a silver lining to this complete mess.
00:37:48.000 Right.
00:37:49.000 I mean, if you're handed a bad situation, you just got to make the best of it.
00:37:51.000 And that's a big issue surrounding these cases is that, you know, sexual assault may not have been addressed as effectively as it should have in the past.
00:37:58.000 But that doesn't mean you go forward with a vengeful mindset.
00:38:02.000 You can't seek retribution.
00:38:04.000 You know, you can't just destroy the rights of other individuals.
00:38:07.000 You know, you can advocate for due process rights for the accused and the accuser.
00:38:11.000 They're not mutually exclusive ideas.
00:38:14.000 And in order to move forward and heal, we need to engage in thoughtful debate, and we need to move forward in a very civilized manner.
00:38:20.000 And if you falsely accuse someone, you should be punished.
00:38:23.000 That's illegal.
00:38:24.000 People, women go to jail for that.
00:38:26.000 We need to get back to the Magna Carta.
00:38:28.000 We've already solved this problem, or at least come up with the best possible solution to this problem.
00:38:32.000 Don't reinvent the wheel.
00:38:35.000 Thanks for coming on the show.
00:38:37.000 You're an inspiration, and we really appreciate the hard work you're doing to get justice for men around the country.
00:38:42.000 Hey, thank you, sir.
00:38:43.000 Appreciate you having me.
00:38:48.000 When is it?
00:38:49.000 Well, I think we know the moral to that story.
00:38:51.000 And this is something I've been saying on the show for a long time.
00:38:54.000 Stop having sex with women.
00:38:56.000 Become gay.
00:38:58.000 There's a great app called Grinder you can get on.
00:39:01.000 You can find gays in your area.
00:39:03.000 They don't talk about sexual assault.
00:39:05.000 They don't have fake rape cases.
00:39:08.000 You're not going to get mattress girled.
00:39:10.000 You're just going to have a loving relationship.
00:39:11.000 And yes, it's painful at first, but you get used to it.
00:39:16.000 So, guys, if you're listening, stop being straight, become gay, and all your problems will go away.
00:39:23.000 And please call into the show and tell us how your conversion therapy to homosexuality is going.
00:39:29.000 I know it's going to be weird when you wake up like lying on a man's chest with your leg over his legs and just sort of snuggling him.
00:39:36.000 That's going to feel weird having super strong arms wrapped around you and feeling like a beard in your neck as some guy licks your neck.
00:39:43.000 That's going to take some getting used to.
00:39:46.000 But he won't ruin your life.
00:39:49.000 By the way, speaking of mattress girl, Ryan brought up a good point where she said, I went to the MIPD and I didn't feel safe.
00:39:55.000 Then she went on TV and she was on the cover of New York Mag and it was the new kind of sexual revolution.
00:40:00.000 And she carried a mattress around for an entire year.
00:40:03.000 She went to her graduation.
00:40:05.000 Graduation.
00:40:07.000 Very difficult graduation.
00:40:08.000 I saw that coming.
00:40:10.000 I saw that coming.
00:40:11.000 Carrying the mattress.
00:40:12.000 That's not very private.
00:40:13.000 The MIPD are pretty darn private when you go to them for a rape case.
00:40:17.000 And by the way, one of the reasons they take all these, they don't prosecute any fake cases is because they don't want to discourage more women coming forward.
00:40:25.000 So women get away with fake rape cases more than you think.
00:40:27.000 And also taking...
00:40:34.000 Yes, another good point I should have got to in that interview.
00:40:36.000 When you just take money or when you do social media or you, you know, when you don't go to the cops, basically, you are allowing this person to rape again.
00:40:46.000 So say Harvey Weinstein forces you to perform fellatio or something and you demand 40 grand.
00:40:54.000 Okay, he just had a very expensive prostitute and now he's going to do it again.
00:40:59.000 But when you go to the cops, they take that guy off the street.
00:41:01.000 So by you taking a settlement or doing anything but NYPD or whatever your local law enforcement is, you are facilitating the next sexual assault.
00:41:11.000 So you have some culpability there, I'm afraid, my dear.
00:41:15.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:41:17.000 We're way over time, actually.
00:41:19.000 But I wanted to look at this dude.
00:41:22.000 The flat earth thing is bigger than it ever was.
00:41:25.000 And there's a common misconception that we all thought the earth was flat.
00:41:30.000 And then Galileo came along and said it was round.
00:41:32.000 And we went, oh, and then he was jailed for that.
00:41:34.000 No.
00:41:35.000 He said, we used to think the world, everything revolves around Earth.
00:41:39.000 He said, no, actually, everything revolves around the sun.
00:41:42.000 Our solar system.
00:41:43.000 That's what he was jailed for.
00:41:44.000 And he kept pushing it.
00:41:45.000 And the Catholic Church said, you know what?
00:41:46.000 You're getting annoying.
00:41:48.000 No one thought the Earth was flat.
00:41:49.000 Even in cave days, it was a weird group of people, some weird druids who thought it was flat.
00:41:55.000 Everyone could see the moon.
00:41:56.000 So we had a pretty good idea that this place was around.
00:41:59.000 However, today, there are thousands of people who think the Earth is flat.
00:42:05.000 And they're starting to harass NASA employees.
00:42:13.000 So this guy is at Starbucks and he starts harassing a NASA employee about all their lies, all their filthy spherical lies about the Earth.
00:42:24.000 Talk about a clown world.
00:42:25.000 Can you believe this?
00:42:26.000 This is how incurious we are.
00:42:28.000 Flat earthers abound and are harassing astronauts.
00:42:32.000 All right, guys.
00:42:33.000 I'm here with a real NASA employee.
00:42:36.000 His heart's pounding.
00:42:37.000 Legit NASA employee.
00:42:39.000 And I asked him, I said, astronauts have almost died in space.
00:42:45.000 They got water in their suit and they almost drowned.
00:42:48.000 And he said it was because of saliva.
00:42:52.000 This guy right here, hold on, I'm going to wait for him to get to the front of the line.
00:42:55.000 And then I'm going to ask him some more questions.
00:42:59.000 Yeah, get him.
00:42:59.000 There's a real NASA employee right here.
00:43:03.000 You nailed it, dude.
00:43:04.000 Oh, man.
00:43:05.000 Sir.
00:43:06.000 Just the spacewalk.
00:43:09.000 He won't talk to me.
00:43:10.000 Oh, sir.
00:43:11.000 He doesn't want people to know.
00:43:12.000 Look, he was all nice.
00:43:14.000 He was all nice.
00:43:15.000 He gave me NASA cartoons.
00:43:17.000 Dude, I thought you were Daltree before.
00:43:19.000 Now he won't talk to me.
00:43:21.000 Yeah, he doesn't want to talk to you because you're a mental patient.
00:43:25.000 Sir.
00:43:26.000 Sir, tell us the truth.
00:43:28.000 Tell them why they almost drown in space.
00:43:30.000 Please, have a nice day, okay?
00:43:32.000 Come on.
00:43:33.000 You won't even chat with me?
00:43:34.000 Yeah.
00:43:35.000 Look at him run and hide.
00:43:37.000 You know where he's going with that?
00:43:38.000 The theory is that they film all the space stuff underwater.
00:43:42.000 That's how they could replicate the gravity.
00:43:44.000 So he's like, why are they drowning?
00:43:46.000 That's true, that's true over there.
00:43:48.000 Or something.
00:43:51.000 I was into it for a solid three weeks.
00:43:54.000 Really?
00:43:55.000 Yeah.
00:43:55.000 You thought the Earth was flat?
00:43:56.000 No, I was weighing it out.
00:43:57.000 I was like, it's such a weird concept to try to conceive everything that you knew.
00:44:03.000 What you're standing on is different.
00:44:04.000 So I did that in my head and I was like, you know, try and do it.
00:44:08.000 Well, some of them use real science.
00:44:10.000 So it actually, we had a guy on the show, remember, who refuted all of the points and it took him like two years because there was so many things that he had to explain to them about all their crazy theories.
00:44:20.000 Here's the secret to all conspiracy theories like that.
00:44:23.000 How did they all keep it a secret?
00:44:25.000 People suck at keeping secrets.
00:44:27.000 We found out that the president of the United States was having sex with Monica Lewinsky and he was using a cigar.
00:44:33.000 He was penetrating her with a cigar.
00:44:34.000 We found out about that.
00:44:36.000 People suck at secrets.
00:44:38.000 All the employees who set up the underwater moon landing, not one of them is disgruntled and wants to blow the lid off everything.
00:44:46.000 We know pretty much everything.
00:44:48.000 Although, that doesn't mean I don't believe in any conspiracy theories.
00:44:51.000 I am very suspicious of Hillary.
00:44:52.000 I am very suspicious of Soros.
00:44:54.000 I am very suspicious of this caravan that came up here and made for a beautiful photo op for the left to try to vilify Trump.
00:45:02.000 There's plenty of stuff that's rotten in Denmark.
00:45:05.000 But choosing a flat earther, choosing a moon landing to be fake, is hilarious.
00:45:12.000 Just if you work at NASA and any of those guys come up to you, just don't waste your time.
00:45:16.000 Just say, get off my lawn.