Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 10, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #113 | Kim Blinks on Nukes


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

169.74626

Word Count

7,582

Sentence Count

685

Misogynist Sentences

49

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

Dave Chappelle is back, and he's here to talk about it. Plus, the New York Times tries to distance itself from the Trump administration, and we talk about gay culture in the suburbs. Guests: Comedian Dave Chapeau ( ) and writer/comedian David Spade ( ) Special thanks to our sponsor, VaynerMedia.


Transcript

00:00:30.000 I will break you down.
00:00:33.000 I'm going to get you down to ice and breathe in.
00:00:35.000 I'm going to get you down to ice and breathe in.
00:00:41.000 Well, that was a hit from Soft Cell Mark Almond.
00:00:48.000 That was a big song in the 80s.
00:00:50.000 Soft Cell covered a song called Tainted Love.
00:00:55.000 Tainted Love was a girl group song from the 50s.
00:00:58.000 Tainted Love, don't touch me, please.
00:01:02.000 I cannot stand the way you tease.
00:01:07.000 So Soft Cell does it with an electro beat, and it's their biggest song.
00:01:10.000 But of course, when you do a cover, you don't get any of that money.
00:01:15.000 That goes to the original artist.
00:01:17.000 So his career was a cover song.
00:01:20.000 That was the only thing that really ever made them popular.
00:01:23.000 And you go, well, they were probably a good band, though.
00:01:26.000 No, they, excuse me, they were beyond terrible.
00:01:32.000 This terrible, terrible band had a career playing live shows because everyone was waiting for that one hit, that cover.
00:01:38.000 But did you hear the garbage that I was playing?
00:01:42.000 Dave, look up the lyrics to Sex Dwarf.
00:01:45.000 It's really, it's so amateurish.
00:01:48.000 It's like, you know, when you're 14 and you think you're a badass?
00:01:54.000 It's written in that sort of like overly confident, that hubris of early adolescence.
00:02:00.000 What is it?
00:02:01.000 Isn't it nice?
00:02:03.000 Sugar and spice.
00:02:04.000 Luring disco dollies to a life of vice.
00:02:08.000 Oh my God.
00:02:10.000 I'm a Rolls-Royce.
00:02:11.000 Look, it's so huge.
00:02:13.000 It's big and it's gold with my dumb chauffeur.
00:02:21.000 What a nerd.
00:02:22.000 Look at him.
00:02:23.000 Ooh.
00:02:36.000 Can you go full screen on that?
00:02:36.000 I'm scared.
00:02:43.000 Whoa.
00:02:45.000 In your face.
00:02:50.000 You know, when I see stuff like that, I can't help but think, gay culture really is garbage culture.
00:02:56.000 I don't know.
00:02:57.000 Maybe it's after, you know, an entire youth of feeling weird and you're bad and you're unusual.
00:03:03.000 They come out of the closet and they go, I'm not bad.
00:03:05.000 And that's true.
00:03:06.000 You're not bad.
00:03:07.000 You're just gay.
00:03:08.000 But they come too far out of the closet and then they're like, actually, I'm wonderful.
00:03:11.000 And everything I do is amazing.
00:03:13.000 And I'm sugar and spice driving in a limousine with my dumb chauffeur.
00:03:20.000 Scared yet?
00:03:22.000 No, dude, I don't care.
00:03:23.000 Oh, yeah, I'm getting married.
00:03:25.000 All right.
00:03:27.000 I'm having a parade where I go down the street and I neck.
00:03:31.000 I make out with my boyfriend.
00:03:34.000 What do you think of that?
00:03:36.000 Yeah, I live in New York City.
00:03:38.000 I'm familiar with homosexual.
00:03:40.000 We're here.
00:03:41.000 We're queer.
00:03:42.000 Get used to it.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, pretty used to it by now.
00:03:46.000 Pretty darn used to it.
00:03:48.000 Actually, moving to the burbs, I'm so used to gays that I was, that's one of the first things I noticed when I moved to the suburbs was no one's gay.
00:03:56.000 No one talks about gays.
00:03:57.000 They don't like them or dislike them.
00:03:59.000 They don't come up.
00:04:00.000 Gay marriage, it's like you might as well talk about albinos.
00:04:04.000 Like if I was in a bar in the suburbs and I said, well, what do the gays think?
00:04:08.000 It would be like I said, what do the Amish think?
00:04:11.000 People would go, what?
00:04:12.000 Gays?
00:04:13.000 I don't know.
00:04:15.000 Why are you talking about them?
00:04:17.000 But in New York City, it dominates.
00:04:20.000 I haven't seen you in a while.
00:04:22.000 We didn't notice that Trump Tower burst into flames, and they're trying to pin that on Trump, saying there had no sprinkler system, and he lobbied against it.
00:04:31.000 The New York Post seems to be straying from their love of Trump.
00:04:34.000 And I am guilty of faltering last week when he signed that $1.3 trillion bill.
00:04:41.000 And Austin Fleckis spanked my bear behind.
00:04:44.000 And he said, don't ever stab daddy in the back.
00:04:50.000 He said, this is 4D chess.
00:04:52.000 He's doing it so he can get money so he can send the troops down and have the army build the wall.
00:04:57.000 And it's looking like that is the case.
00:04:59.000 So the one time I doubted dad, he was right and I was wrong.
00:05:05.000 But the post is completely given up.
00:05:07.000 Here's an interesting one from Friday.
00:05:10.000 Moment mentally ill man killed by cops threatened kid.
00:05:15.000 Now, if you'll recall, the New York Times Zangle was a picture of a cop and just man without a gun shot by cops.
00:05:26.000 Yeah, that's technically true, but it's a man who had something that looked exactly like a gun who had been pointing it at many, many people, including children.
00:05:38.000 And then when he pointed at the cops, they go, you're dead.
00:05:42.000 Very, very interesting story in the sense that it really shows the disingenuous media when it comes to reporting on guns.
00:05:52.000 I mean, I'll never forget the front page of the New York Post.
00:05:55.000 It was about gun violence.
00:05:57.000 And they had a picture of a dad holding a 22 when his little boy was maybe five.
00:06:03.000 And he was showing him how to use the gun and said, you know, blah, blah, blah, teaching his children a child how to hold a gun.
00:06:10.000 That boy later died after shooting himself in the head, blah, blah, blah.
00:06:13.000 You know, representing a minuscule percentage of cases.
00:06:17.000 And most of these kids who die accidentally from guns, it's a single mom.
00:06:21.000 She's dating a gangster.
00:06:22.000 He leaves his Glock near the pram.
00:06:25.000 She picks it, the little kid picks it up, shoots himself.
00:06:28.000 It's just propaganda.
00:06:30.000 It's lies.
00:06:30.000 It's a Lulugan press.
00:06:32.000 Then we had Connor McGregor threw a dolly, not the kind that you play with a dress, the kind that you lift heavy boxes with.
00:06:39.000 He threw that at a bus full of MMA guys and cut their faces up.
00:06:44.000 And then today, we've got Kim Blinks on nukes.
00:06:48.000 Again, don't doubt dad.
00:06:52.000 North Korea now says weapons are on the table.
00:06:54.000 And then, of course, a Blasaid gun wrap.
00:06:57.000 She was found with a gun in her car right near a shooting in Queens.
00:07:03.000 And this is, of course, the anti-gun capital of the world.
00:07:06.000 And de Blasio is another Obama hating guns more than anything.
00:07:10.000 And he's got some aid with a gun in her car.
00:07:13.000 I assume she'll get five years, just like our buddy who we had on last week, Clark.
00:07:18.000 He should be at Rikers today, actually.
00:07:21.000 And I don't think this is sexist.
00:07:23.000 You can stop me if you think this is sexist, but I committed to him on this show.
00:07:27.000 We're going to visit him whenever we can, right?
00:07:29.000 Like if we're allowed once a week, we'll go once a week.
00:07:32.000 And I'm going to bring a large-chested woman every time I go.
00:07:35.000 Now, that's a sexist and silly thing to say in the normal world, but when a man is in a cage and the woman is complying, I'm obviously not going to abduct her off the street, but if she, you know, women often enjoy titillating men, if she's into titillating this poor prisoner, then I don't see anything wrong with that, right?
00:07:57.000 It's just boobs.
00:07:58.000 There's going to be no sexual encounters there.
00:08:00.000 You're just allowing him to leer.
00:08:02.000 He'll be king leer for a day.
00:08:05.000 All right.
00:08:06.000 Let's get down to the important stuff, and that is this Sean Hannity feud.
00:08:11.000 Now, I know Jimmy Kimmel.
00:08:12.000 I've hung out with him a few times.
00:08:14.000 We are both involved in a complex prank called the Perry Project, and it's been going on for decades where we torment this man named Perry Caravello.
00:08:25.000 Jimmy Kimmel will always have a place in my heart because he funded the movie Windy City Heat, which is self-explanatory if you go to YouTube right now and watch it for free.
00:08:36.000 And at the beginning of the movie, just watch the first minute, and it explains the history of the Perry Project very well.
00:08:42.000 It's very well edited.
00:08:43.000 It was a complete catastrophe, though.
00:08:45.000 It made him $0, which I also really admire.
00:08:47.000 You know, the guys who did South Park made nothing on Team America World Police, but they thought it was a good project, so they foregoed their director's fees and made it.
00:08:59.000 Like, there's something noble about that.
00:09:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:09:02.000 When people do stuff like that, they make art for a loss, even though they could be making millions elsewhere.
00:09:08.000 You're sort of special now.
00:09:10.000 Now, Kimmel, in the past year or two, he's really gone off the deep end with the lefty stuff.
00:09:16.000 I mean, he used to be funny.
00:09:18.000 He used to be outrageous.
00:09:19.000 He used to be much braver.
00:09:22.000 And now it's crying about health care and bitching about Trump.
00:09:25.000 And so he had this back and forth with Sean Hannity, as you likely know.
00:09:30.000 Now, what I thought was interesting about it is Hannity did a weird move in it.
00:09:36.000 He said, I'm going to talk to your boss, and you're going to come groveling to me.
00:09:42.000 So just keep doing what you're doing, buddy.
00:09:44.000 That's a ballsy move, isn't it?
00:09:46.000 Like, I would never say that unless I knew the mob and they had done other jobs for me in the past and whacked people successfully.
00:09:54.000 Then I might say, you just made a big mistake.
00:09:57.000 And then, you know, I know danger was going to happen.
00:10:00.000 But you really sort of, you put all your cards on the table when you say, go talk to your boss.
00:10:05.000 Let's see.
00:10:06.000 Let's see you come crawling back to me crying.
00:10:09.000 And it worked.
00:10:10.000 So Hannity won.
00:10:12.000 Sorry.
00:10:13.000 But let's look at some of these.
00:10:16.000 I like the back and forth on Twitter more than anything.
00:10:19.000 But keep going down.
00:10:21.000 So more of Disney's Jimmy Kimmel being Harvey Weinstein Jr.
00:10:25.000 So he goes to a man show episode.
00:10:28.000 That was Jimmy Kimmel's old show.
00:10:30.000 And Jimmy Kimmel would have woman touch his crotch and stuff.
00:10:32.000 It was a comedy bet.
00:10:33.000 It was quite funny, actually.
00:10:35.000 But the smart thing that Hannity's doing here is he knows Disney is very sensitive about this.
00:10:40.000 They consider themselves a family brand.
00:10:42.000 So what Hannity's saying is, you work for a big, big corporation that is very concerned with how you talk, and they're very worried that everything you do supports the family.
00:10:58.000 So you can't come at me, dude.
00:11:01.000 You're someone else's bitch.
00:11:02.000 And all I have to do is point that out, and you will come groveling home.
00:11:06.000 And now, I don't think that's good.
00:11:07.000 I don't like the fact that Jimmy Kimmel can't say certain things, but it's like being a prisoner in a really good way.
00:11:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:15.000 Like, you can't go to a corrections officer and flick him in the back of the head.
00:11:19.000 You're in prison.
00:11:20.000 You are being monitored.
00:11:22.000 You're not allowed to do that.
00:11:23.000 So when Kimmel started yapping at Hannity, he went, I'm going to call your boss, and he did.
00:11:29.000 Is it a violation of free speech?
00:11:32.000 That's a great question.
00:11:34.000 I mean, Jimmy Kimmel is being told he can't say certain things, but it's not illegal for him to say certain things.
00:11:41.000 He just can't say certain things at work.
00:11:43.000 But Kevin, you always talk about how the mob is more important than the law, and we shouldn't have this world where you can't make jokes, especially jokes about Melania Trump.
00:11:54.000 Yeah, this was a violation of Kimmel's free speech.
00:11:58.000 I still think Hannity won, and I don't feel that bad about it.
00:12:05.000 Because Kimmel picked the fight.
00:12:07.000 Kimmel picked a fight and said, I can do whatever I want, and he should be able to do whatever he wants.
00:12:12.000 But he can't do whatever he wants.
00:12:13.000 And Hannity called him on it.
00:12:15.000 That's my contention.
00:12:16.000 But what does he have?
00:12:18.000 Jimmy Kimmel responds to him pointing out that Mancho thing and says it was a joke.
00:12:25.000 Oh, and then he gets weird.
00:12:26.000 He says, you're calling me a pervert, which he did.
00:12:29.000 And then he said, you're the one slobbering over Trump, Ailes, O'Reilly, and yes, Roy Moore.
00:12:36.000 Trump, I don't, where does this thing with Trump being a sexual assault guy come in?
00:12:42.000 He said, they let you grab the pussy.
00:12:44.000 They let you.
00:12:46.000 Roger Ailes, yes, he did molest women.
00:12:49.000 Sorry.
00:12:51.000 Roy Moore dated very young girls.
00:12:53.000 That's perverted.
00:12:54.000 And O'Reilly left dirty phone messages on women that I believe he was Already fornicating.
00:13:01.000 I don't think O'Reilly really counts.
00:13:03.000 But so then Hannity plays, comes back and says he's going to be talks about all the terrible stuff he's done over the years.
00:13:14.000 And then Kimmel calls him Weinstein Jr.
00:13:19.000 And then Kimmel says, no, you're Kimmel says, you're the pervert.
00:13:25.000 Keep going down.
00:13:25.000 Sorry, I'm sort of fumbling this, aren't I?
00:13:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:29.000 And then he says, attacking the First Lady of the United States, attacking her accent.
00:13:34.000 And then Kimmel does something super low.
00:13:36.000 He says to Hannity, and liberals always do this, by the way, I call it the daughter effect.
00:13:42.000 He goes, how would you feel about your daughter being grabbed by the pussy?
00:13:49.000 This has happened to me a million times, by the way.
00:13:51.000 They feel like they're losing and they go, yeah, what about your daughter?
00:13:56.000 And what does that do?
00:13:57.000 Well, it makes you irrational.
00:14:00.000 If you want me to make laws based on how I want my daughter's life to be, you're going to be living in a fascist dictatorship that will make Venezuela look like the Garden of Eden.
00:14:12.000 I'm going to have, no men are allowed to do anything.
00:14:15.000 Women are locked in boxes.
00:14:17.000 They're trying to make you irrational.
00:14:19.000 And you know your views suck when someone has to be irrational to agree with you.
00:14:24.000 So I kept going back and forth.
00:14:25.000 And does this end with the apology?
00:14:27.000 Back and forth.
00:14:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:28.000 No, go up a bit.
00:14:29.000 I like that.
00:14:33.000 So go down, go down.
00:14:34.000 Sorry.
00:14:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:38.000 And then he has a good diss.
00:14:39.000 He says, Hannity says, you're last in the ratings.
00:14:44.000 And then Kimmel points out, no, Maddow is ahead of you.
00:14:49.000 She's kicking your ass in ratings.
00:14:50.000 That's true, by the way.
00:14:52.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:14:53.000 Rachel Maddow has just over 3 million viewers.
00:14:57.000 And Hannity has about 3 million viewers right on the nose.
00:15:01.000 She has got maybe 50,000 more than him.
00:15:05.000 Is that just, like, who's watching Rachel Maddow am I crazy?
00:15:10.000 I get Sean Hannity.
00:15:11.000 You watch Sean Hannity.
00:15:12.000 The guy's been doing it since he was a teenager.
00:15:14.000 He's amazing at his job, and he knows everything about the law, really well-versed in history.
00:15:19.000 He knows all these different politicians whose names I constantly space out on, but he can always pull them up really quick.
00:15:24.000 Rachel Maddow, she's made so many mistakes, so many lies about the Koch brothers.
00:15:31.000 Some pharmaceutical thing or Florida?
00:15:31.000 Remember that one?
00:15:33.000 Anyway, but let's look at his apology.
00:15:36.000 Have you got that?
00:15:38.000 I'm not sure it's at the bottom of that one.
00:15:41.000 While I admit I did have fun with our back and forth, after some thought, I realized that the level of vitriol from all sides, mine and me included, does nothing good for anyone and is in fact harmful to our country.
00:15:53.000 Now, you see, you can't go 180 like that and pretend that you've just sort of had a revelation.
00:16:00.000 I know I was talking, and he was talking about Handy being erect for Donald Trump and all kinds of sexual gay references that started a backlash in the LGBT community because they go, uh, Jim, gay isn't an insult.
00:16:13.000 So you saying you probably slobber all over his genitalia, that's what I do for a living.
00:16:18.000 I'm gay.
00:16:19.000 So don't make that an insult.
00:16:22.000 And by the way, that is kind of a dumb insult, the term cucker, because it's said by so many guys who want nothing more than that from their significant other.
00:16:35.000 So Disney definitely went to him after Hannity brought it up and made him apologize.
00:16:41.000 By the way, folks at home, I cannot make this clear enough.
00:16:45.000 Don't put two spaces after a period.
00:16:49.000 It makes you look like a teenager.
00:16:52.000 It's something we did in high school back in typewriter days, two space bars, because you want to differentiate the sentence and make it clear this is the beginning of the sentence.
00:17:01.000 Computers do this naturally, so you no longer need to do the double tap that you had to do on an electric typewriter in college.
00:17:08.000 It makes it look like you don't write very often.
00:17:11.000 And that's not a good look.
00:17:14.000 Even in 2018, the vile attacks against my wife and wishes for death on my infant son are shocking, and I encourage those who made them to give their words and action thought.
00:17:21.000 I, too, will give my words more thought and recognize my role in inciting their hatefulness.
00:17:26.000 The difference, by the way, those death threats and stuff are from 14-year-olds.
00:17:28.000 You were saying outrageous things as an adult with a show, with a major platform, to Sean Hannity and saying it on your show.
00:17:38.000 By lampooning Sean Hannity's deference to the president, the most silly did not intend to belittle or upset members of the gay community and to those who took offense, I apologize.
00:17:45.000 That's a common apology trick you do.
00:17:48.000 You say, if you were offended, or to those who were offended, I apologize, but you're not really apologizing.
00:17:55.000 I will take Sean Hannity's word that he's generally offended by what I believe, blah, blah, blah.
00:17:59.000 See, all of this, the actual content is irrelevant, and newly found doesn't have a hyphen, by the way.
00:18:05.000 Microsoft Word tried to tell you that, and you ignored it.
00:18:11.000 But the content is irrelevant.
00:18:13.000 What's relevant here is Hannity said, I'm going to make you grovel to me like a little bitch, and that's exactly what happened.
00:18:20.000 Should it happen?
00:18:21.000 No.
00:18:22.000 You should be allowed to make disgusting insults.
00:18:25.000 There should be no rules of censorship.
00:18:27.000 Your boss shouldn't be telling you what jokes you can and can't say, who you can and can't lampoon.
00:18:33.000 I am an anarchist.
00:18:34.000 However, this is the reality of the situation.
00:18:38.000 He's working for a huge family corporation.
00:18:40.000 He picked a fight and Hannity slapped him down like a bitch.
00:18:43.000 And it was, we're still sort of seeing the effects.
00:18:46.000 Before this apology letter, he got a massive boycott started.
00:18:52.000 Boycott Kimmel.
00:18:53.000 What is that?
00:18:54.000 150,000 signatures.
00:18:57.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:58.000 Like, I want you to be able to say whatever you want, but there's certain glass houses you can't throw stones from.
00:19:04.000 Should you be able to throw stones?
00:19:05.000 Yes.
00:19:06.000 But what are you doing?
00:19:07.000 It goes back to what we were talking about the other day with Kathy Griffin and the Trump head freaking out that it affected her career.
00:19:15.000 You did a punk rock thing.
00:19:16.000 You picked a fight.
00:19:18.000 If you go around acting like Sid Vicious, you're going to end up with a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel.
00:19:25.000 All right.
00:19:27.000 Let's look at some videos here.
00:19:29.000 This drunk judge is fascinating.
00:19:32.000 We have a judge.
00:19:34.000 Where is she actually?
00:19:35.000 Where is this judge located?
00:19:36.000 Let's watch the video.
00:19:37.000 This judge, she's been caught drunk driving, clearly an affirmative action hire who was just hired because she's Hispanic and female.
00:19:46.000 She got caught drunk driving, which is usually a bad thing in the legal world.
00:19:52.000 And then she did it again and kept getting caught.
00:19:54.000 So they said, all right, here's what we'll do.
00:19:56.000 You can't be a judge because you're a drunk judge.
00:20:00.000 And then she got a raise.
00:20:02.000 So she's making, I think, $187,000 a year.
00:20:05.000 Check this out.
00:20:06.000 She's worked one day this year.
00:20:08.000 Rochester, New York.
00:20:15.000 Look how proud of herself she is.
00:20:17.000 I think you get a raise for doing less.
00:20:19.000 The taxpayers deserve a whole lot more.
00:20:24.000 Estacio.
00:20:25.000 Look at her.
00:20:28.000 Can you imagine how much TV this woman watches?
00:20:33.000 She must sit on her, her poor couch must be massacred by her fat ass.
00:20:39.000 The drunk judge.
00:20:43.000 These are the people who put our friends together.
00:20:45.000 Do you know how many judges got a raise?
00:20:47.000 It's not like I went and petitioned for a raise.
00:20:50.000 It's not like I was a rapper.
00:20:51.000 Just pause for a second.
00:20:53.000 Look at her giant robe.
00:20:57.000 She's having like a 40-minute shower, maybe a bath.
00:21:00.000 She watches probably two movies in the morning, eating ice cream, Haagendas.
00:21:06.000 She varies the flavors.
00:21:08.000 And then she makes her own pizza.
00:21:10.000 That takes about two hours.
00:21:12.000 Then she watches another movie.
00:21:14.000 And then sometimes we'll just have another shower just because she likes the way it feels.
00:21:19.000 In her bathrobe, sitting on her ass for $187,000.
00:21:23.000 She wants to go out and have brunch and have lunch and stuff, but everyone's at work.
00:21:27.000 God.
00:21:28.000 I can only really get brunch dates on the weekend because everyone has to go to work.
00:21:33.000 So I could get caught up on all my shows.
00:21:36.000 You know what shows she's caught up on?
00:21:39.000 Every single one.
00:21:41.000 She is right there with Wild, Wild Country, Game of Thrones, the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
00:21:47.000 She's watched every single app.
00:21:50.000 She knows everything about all this.
00:21:53.000 This woman, and this, by the way, is not unusual for New York.
00:21:56.000 We had another woman, also an affirmative action hire.
00:22:00.000 You know why she had to leave the bench?
00:22:02.000 Oh, because she covered it in diarrhea.
00:22:06.000 I know.
00:22:07.000 Can I even say that on this show?
00:22:09.000 We're at the point where I can't describe our judge's behavior because this is a clean show.
00:22:15.000 But she had an explosive diarrhea attack on her bench.
00:22:20.000 And her attitude, not unlike this woman, was, well, are you going to get me a new chair or what?
00:22:25.000 I don't have time to sit on it.
00:22:26.000 And someone's going to wipe my ass with like a giant soapy towel, I guess.
00:22:29.000 How do you clean that off?
00:22:30.000 Sorry, folks, if you're eating, but this is just the news.
00:22:34.000 Go ahead.
00:22:36.000 No.
00:22:37.000 All the judges got races.
00:22:40.000 Look at her big smile.
00:22:45.000 Go on, I like to drive drunk sometimes.
00:22:47.000 Give me a break.
00:22:50.000 Yikes.
00:22:53.000 What else do we got here?
00:22:55.000 Oh, here's one I wanted to talk about.
00:22:58.000 Mayor Khan in London, England, is now talking about common sense gun control.
00:23:04.000 Now, Crowder is way better at the gun stuff than I am.
00:23:07.000 But didn't we used to say that as a joke?
00:23:09.000 Wasn't that a meme for a while?
00:23:12.000 We would talk about how knives don't kill people, people kill people, and we have to ban the assault knife and stuff.
00:23:18.000 And we talked about the black knife looks a lot more dangerous because it's got an ergonomic grip.
00:23:22.000 You don't need that grip.
00:23:24.000 You're just cutting bread.
00:23:25.000 Why don't you just have a normal grip?
00:23:27.000 And that was a good analogy we would use, and it was funny.
00:23:31.000 It's not funny anymore.
00:23:32.000 Now it's real in London.
00:23:34.000 Sadiq Ikan, who is a Muslim apologist, and the worst thing that's happened to London since World War II, this is a guy who told Muslims they shouldn't assimilate.
00:23:47.000 What?
00:23:48.000 He told immigrants that they don't have to assimilate.
00:23:51.000 He also said terrorism, that's just sort of like living, it's just part of living in a big city.
00:23:56.000 There's going to be terrorism.
00:23:58.000 What?
00:24:00.000 He was the mayoral equivalent of Mark Allman.
00:24:02.000 Let's have another look at Mark, shall we?
00:24:09.000 Sex door.
00:24:10.000 Sex door.
00:24:11.000 Ha ha ha ha.
00:24:13.000 Sex door.
00:24:17.000 That's his cabinet line.
00:24:20.000 So yeah, Sadiq Khan had a knife crime summit where we all get together and discuss the problems with knives.
00:24:27.000 You know what the problems with knives are in London?
00:24:31.000 Muslims and welfare.
00:24:34.000 You have a very socialist city.
00:24:37.000 You've got lots of projects.
00:24:38.000 You've got the children of single mothers.
00:24:41.000 You have all kinds of different violent gangs murdering people.
00:24:46.000 You don't need a knife summit.
00:24:47.000 We don't need more education.
00:24:49.000 They literally have PSAs in London talking about how you don't need a knife.
00:24:55.000 Knives are deadly.
00:24:58.000 Put your knives away.
00:24:59.000 Keep your knives in the kitchen.
00:25:00.000 If you walk around with a knife, you will be arrested.
00:25:03.000 That's actually what Sadiq Khan tweeted.
00:25:05.000 He's tweeting out, don't use knives to his citizens.
00:25:10.000 There is never a reason to carry a knife.
00:25:13.000 Yeah, that's the problem.
00:25:15.000 It's knives.
00:25:17.000 Also, this is a little too serious and I like to keep it light.
00:25:22.000 But I saw a couple things here.
00:25:26.000 Tony Robbins got in trouble for me too.
00:25:29.000 And then I also saw this insane video that said maps are sexist.
00:25:34.000 Let's check that out in our situation room, which I stole that name from Jersey Shore, the guy who works out a lot, the situation, and I feel a kinship with him.
00:25:45.000 So this is a new thing we do where I walk over to the Situation Room to discuss certain videos.
00:25:56.000 Oh, geez.
00:25:57.000 Bad start.
00:25:59.000 All right, so this is a Tony Robbins video that's going around.
00:26:01.000 Apparently, he has desecrated the Me Too movement.
00:26:04.000 I watched a documentary on Netflix about Tony Robbins that I highly recommend.
00:26:08.000 I like him.
00:26:09.000 He's not my cup of tea, but my life isn't in the toilet.
00:26:12.000 And I think if you're really struggling and you need help, I think he's a great way to go.
00:26:18.000 You can read his books at the bookstore.
00:26:20.000 You don't even have to pay for them.
00:26:22.000 So I think he's helped a lot of people, but it's too low IQ for me personally.
00:26:29.000 But that's just the curse of being a genius.
00:26:31.000 So he brought up a great point about me too.
00:26:34.000 And of course, the angle with this video is that he dared to criticize rape victims and was put in his place by a badass.
00:26:43.000 That's not what happened at all.
00:26:44.000 But cue the xylophone now this.
00:26:50.000 It's a good time to be a xylophone player.
00:26:52.000 Okay, so he believes people...
00:26:55.000 You use the Meacham movement to try to get significance and certainty by attacking and destroying someone else.
00:27:00.000 You have a grown announced.
00:27:01.000 All you've done is basically use a drug called significance to make yourself go with it.
00:27:06.000 Pause that.
00:27:07.000 All you've done is created a drug called significance to make yourself feel good.
00:27:13.000 If someone sexually assaults you, then take them to court.
00:27:18.000 Call the cops.
00:27:19.000 Get them arrested.
00:27:20.000 Those things are illegal.
00:27:22.000 Shaming them, getting a settlement.
00:27:24.000 I mean, isn't that just really expensive prostitution?
00:27:27.000 And also, these women, like Gretchen Carlson got $20 million because Roger Ailes said inappropriate things.
00:27:34.000 Like, if you had slept with me, you'd probably be doing better.
00:27:37.000 That's a horrible thing for a boss to say.
00:27:39.000 Do you deserve $20 million?
00:27:42.000 I've had bosses say stuff like that to me my whole life.
00:27:45.000 You know, a lot of us guys also get sexually accosted by homosexuals, homosexuals in power.
00:27:52.000 They're called the Velvet Mafia.
00:27:54.000 We don't get $20 million.
00:27:55.000 We go, no thanks, Larry.
00:27:59.000 Meanwhile, they have that kid who went down that dangerous water slide and was beheaded.
00:28:04.000 His family got $20 million.
00:28:06.000 So being sexually suggestive to Gretchen Carlson is the same, according to our judicial system, as losing your child to a decapitation.
00:28:17.000 Doesn't seem like what we're doing is really working, does it?
00:28:21.000 All right, go back.
00:28:22.000 piano plays softly So I think you misunderstand the Me Too movement.
00:28:31.000 Look at these people and see what is empowerment.
00:28:33.000 Anger is not empowerment.
00:28:35.000 What you're seeing is people making themselves significant by making somebody else strong.
00:28:41.000 Yeah, we're told she's a survivor of sexual abuse.
00:28:45.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:28:46.000 I cannot recommend enough.
00:28:48.000 Actually, we'll just put up a picture.
00:28:50.000 There we go.
00:28:51.000 This is the woman who started the Me Too movement.
00:28:54.000 Do you know what her sexual assault was?
00:28:57.000 She was roughhousing with some boys when she was seven, and they ripped her shirt.
00:29:02.000 And her mother said, what are you doing roughhousing with boys anyway?
00:29:05.000 Instead of saying, oh my God, your shirt was ripped.
00:29:08.000 That's it?
00:29:09.000 I wouldn't even remember that if that happened to me.
00:29:12.000 Most of us don't remember that.
00:29:13.000 And it did happen to most of us.
00:29:15.000 We don't walk around starting a Me Too movement.
00:29:17.000 And really, is anyone considering molesting this hippopotamus?
00:29:23.000 I don't think so.
00:29:24.000 But go back.
00:29:29.000 You're telling me that the more I push, the more I'm going to be safe.
00:29:35.000 I don't know what the hell he's doing with that.
00:29:38.000 and you are doing a disservice to my opinion to me too many.
00:29:42.000 Woo!
00:29:44.000 Woo!
00:29:48.000 Because I just was seeing the other day, very famous man, very powerful man, he's saying how stressed he is because he interviewed three people that day.
00:29:55.000 One was a woman, two were men.
00:29:57.000 The woman was better qualified, but she was very attractive.
00:30:01.000 And he knew I can't have him around because it's too big a risk.
00:30:04.000 And he hired somebody else.
00:30:05.000 I've had a dozen men tell me that too.
00:30:07.000 Okay, so that's enough of that.
00:30:09.000 I've had a dozen men tell me that too.
00:30:11.000 In fact, I know people on Wall Street who refuse to hire women.
00:30:15.000 They would never write that down, but they just make it clear to their business partners, guys, it's not worth the risk.
00:30:21.000 We're not doing it.
00:30:22.000 Now, that's relevant in a number of ways, but one of them is like my dad told me a story once where he said, I hired this woman and I didn't, she had a name like Leslie that could be male or female or Pat.
00:30:34.000 And I hired her without knowing that it was a woman.
00:30:37.000 And she was breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:30:39.000 And she ended up, you know, doing a great job.
00:30:42.000 And I go, so no problems whatsoever?
00:30:44.000 Well, no, I mean, she didn't sue us or anything, but she did fall in love with another guy who worked there.
00:30:50.000 And then that ruined his marriage.
00:30:52.000 And they got a divorce.
00:30:52.000 And they ended up getting together.
00:30:54.000 And then they got divorced later.
00:30:55.000 So, and this is horrible, by the way, what I'm saying.
00:30:58.000 Beautiful women in the workforce are problematic even when they're qualified.
00:31:02.000 Now, I say a lot of them aren't qualified, would be much happier at home, and they're doing stupid made-up jobs like marketing or whatever.
00:31:10.000 But sometimes, just the fact that there's a woman there, I don't know, you're going to lust her.
00:31:16.000 Men are thinking about sex all the time.
00:31:18.000 And when you see a woman there just being gorgeous, and by the way, they don't just wear sweatpants and crocs.
00:31:26.000 They wear stilettos and fishnets, not fishnet stockings, but different colored stockings.
00:31:31.000 They look amazing, especially in New York City.
00:31:33.000 And I don't know, your mind kind of goes places.
00:31:37.000 So I guess what I'm saying is the only way we can work through this is for all of us to accept that we are sexual beings and inappropriate comments might happen because they happen.
00:31:47.000 I mean, you wouldn't believe the horrible things I say to Dave and gay jokes all the time, too.
00:31:52.000 I want to grab your ass.
00:31:53.000 Oh my God, I love you.
00:31:54.000 You're so sexy.
00:31:55.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:31:55.000 It's called riffing.
00:31:57.000 So I think if women want to be accepted in the workforce, we have to accept that it's weird that you're here.
00:32:03.000 We're having desires.
00:32:05.000 And all that suing people is doing is making men say, I don't want anything to do with this.
00:32:11.000 So again, ladies, if something happens to you and it's illegal, go straight to the cops.
00:32:16.000 Don't ruin his career.
00:32:17.000 Don't demand money.
00:32:18.000 If something happens to you and it's not illegal, then grow up and get over it.
00:32:23.000 I don't know.
00:32:29.000 And you know, another thing that bothers me about that Anthony Robbins thing is he's pontificating.
00:32:35.000 He's not a policymaker.
00:32:37.000 He's not Mao.
00:32:38.000 So when he says something like, I think the Me Too movement is phony, that doesn't mean that rape is now allowed.
00:32:45.000 This is the same thing that happened with Kevin Williamson recently.
00:32:48.000 He was fired from the Atlantic for saying that women who have abortions should be hanged.
00:32:53.000 This guy's a pontificator.
00:32:55.000 He's Socratic.
00:32:56.000 He's like Plato.
00:32:57.000 He's one of the best writers of our generation, by the way.
00:32:59.000 But he's fired immediately for saying such hateful things.
00:33:02.000 I think he's a New Yorker.
00:33:03.000 I've run into him.
00:33:04.000 Every time I've run into him, it's been in New York.
00:33:05.000 But the guy speaks in a hyperbolic way, as he should.
00:33:09.000 He's a paid thinker.
00:33:11.000 Anyway, before I get to this maps or sexist thing, I got to introduce you to this guy.
00:33:17.000 Wow.
00:33:17.000 He was a junkie in Jersey.
00:33:19.000 He got clean, decided he wanted to be a barber, loved Confederate stuff, very pro-Trump, anti-Hillary, and at his barbershop in Venice, he wasn't, he was getting, he was being vilified.
00:33:33.000 Now, I don't know this guy's politics, so I can't vouch for him, but I do know that he moved to Moscow, Russia, tattooed his face, became a barber, first barber, then tattoos, and then he goes, the only place I can go where I can say what I want, and that might be some horrible stuff.
00:33:51.000 I don't know what his entire canon of beliefs are.
00:33:55.000 The only place I can go where I want is Soviet Russia.
00:33:59.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:34:00.000 So let's talk to him, and then I'll get to this stupid mapster sexist thing, because it's all intertwangled.
00:34:06.000 Teddy boy Greg, are you there, sir?
00:34:08.000 Yes, I am.
00:34:10.000 Where is there?
00:34:12.000 Moscow, Russia.
00:34:14.000 Now, I've known a lot of people that move from the east to the west.
00:34:19.000 A lot of influx of immigrants going in that direction.
00:34:22.000 It's pretty rare you have an American moving to Russia.
00:34:26.000 Yeah, I mean, I came here the first time four years ago, and I realized it was paradise, so I made the choice to move here.
00:34:34.000 Do you speak Russian?
00:34:36.000 Yeah, I've been a student for a year and a half.
00:34:39.000 I understand it when it's spoken to me about maybe 40 to 50 percent, and I have to piece it together, and I can read.
00:34:46.000 It's hard to speak, though.
00:34:48.000 Yeah, it looks cool in America for a year and a half with a private teacher I met off of Craigslist, so I was studying with her before I moved here.
00:34:57.000 Now, I noticed you've got a lot of tattoos on your face.
00:35:01.000 Yeah, my whole body's tattooed.
00:35:02.000 I'm about 90% covered.
00:35:05.000 You know what's funny?
00:35:07.000 You look at a guy like you and you say, well, he's never going to get a normal job and he's probably not going to get a date.
00:35:13.000 But every time I see a guy with facial tattoos, he's with an attractive lady.
00:35:17.000 Yeah, I mean, I didn't do it until after I had my career.
00:35:20.000 That's the thing.
00:35:21.000 Most of these idiots that get their face tattooed, they're standing outside 7-Eleven panhandling.
00:35:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:27.000 And I tell people that.
00:35:29.000 I said, if you're going to get your face tattooed, make sure you have a career where you can support yourself.
00:35:33.000 I made great money as a barber.
00:35:35.000 And, you know, you get judged a lot because of the face tattoos.
00:35:38.000 But my tattoos aren't cheap.
00:35:39.000 I have over, probably over $130,000 in tattoos on my body, like a house payment.
00:35:48.000 Now, you had a rocky past.
00:35:50.000 I saw online you used to be a drug addict and you'd inject cocaine and heroin into your neck.
00:35:56.000 Yeah, I'm from Jersey, right outside Philadelphia.
00:35:59.000 That's where I grew up.
00:36:00.000 And, you know, I gotta, like a lot of people in the Northeast Pocket, you know, from the suburbs, they end up getting on heroin, you know.
00:36:06.000 And I was on heroin for almost 10 years.
00:36:09.000 And finally woke up one day and said, you know what, my life's a total of sh ⁇ and time to wake up from it, you know?
00:36:16.000 So there was no magic thing.
00:36:18.000 It's not like you were in a car accident or you had a baby or there was some sort of September 11th.
00:36:23.000 You just said, today I'm getting clean.
00:36:26.000 I'm going to become a barber.
00:36:27.000 Well, I mean, you know, through the years of my addiction, you know, going to jail all the time, rehabs, you know, I had some health scares because of it, overdoses.
00:36:36.000 My kidneys shut down in 2009 for about eight months.
00:36:39.000 I was on dialysis.
00:36:41.000 And that didn't even stop me from using it.
00:36:43.000 But it was just, you know, waking up at age 27 and, you know, you're seeing your friends that you grew up with.
00:36:43.000 I still went back to it.
00:36:50.000 They're getting married.
00:36:51.000 They're buying houses.
00:36:52.000 They're having careers.
00:36:53.000 And you're in the same position that you were in high school.
00:36:56.000 And you're like, you know, it's time to clean up, you know?
00:36:59.000 Wow.
00:37:00.000 Okay.
00:37:00.000 Well, it all makes sense.
00:37:01.000 And I can even wrap my mind around the tattoos.
00:37:04.000 I just have trouble understanding like moving to Moscow and opening a barbershop.
00:37:10.000 Can I ask you financial questions?
00:37:12.000 Like, how much does it cost?
00:37:13.000 What's rent in Moscow?
00:37:16.000 Well, rent for a business is pretty expensive.
00:37:18.000 I mean, Moscow is the most expensive city.
00:37:22.000 I mean, it's not as expensive as in New York or LA, but it is expensive.
00:37:27.000 But living standard-wise, it's not as expensive.
00:37:31.000 I mean, to open the business, I flew over here, just got a business lawyer, started my LLC company.
00:37:37.000 I have a work visa here.
00:37:38.000 I tried to move to Sweden originally.
00:37:40.000 I was going to open a business there, but the refugee influx started in 2015, right when I put my application in.
00:37:46.000 I waited two years for a decision from them.
00:37:49.000 They finally told me, oh, well, barbering is not a viable trade, and you can't speak the Swedish language.
00:37:55.000 I said, well, number one, I'm an immigrant that wants to assimilate.
00:37:58.000 So everyone speaks English in your country.
00:38:01.000 If I have to, which I want to anyway, I want to learn your language.
00:38:04.000 I believe if you're going to move to a country, you need to assimilate to that culture anyway.
00:38:08.000 So, and I've worked in Stockholm.
00:38:11.000 I've cut here in 35 countries in the past three years, teaching, guest spotting, and I've been to Sweden many times.
00:38:17.000 So finally, I just gave up.
00:38:18.000 I said, you know what, man, it's a liberal dump in that country anyway.
00:38:22.000 I'll still have to watch my mouth.
00:38:24.000 I'll be happier in Russia anyway.
00:38:25.000 So I gave up there, went to Russia, accomplished more in two weeks here in Moscow in 2016 to open my business in two and a half years in Sweden waiting.
00:38:35.000 And as I said before, I can't do business in America anymore.
00:38:38.000 I mean, I can, I can make money there, but I'm so tired of having to watch everything I say just to make a living in that country.
00:38:46.000 You know, here I'm free.
00:38:48.000 You can really say whatever you want in this country.
00:38:51.000 No one's offended by anything.
00:38:52.000 Even the liberals in this country, they're not offended by anything.
00:38:55.000 There's hardly any of them.
00:38:56.000 I mean, I don't know if you saw my business, and I have Confederate flags everywhere, and I don't Have it for racist reasons.
00:39:01.000 I have the Confederate flag, number one, because you know I love rockabilly music, vintage culture, and also the fact it does piss off the liberals in America that they can't do anything to remove it here.
00:39:13.000 Well, it's pretty amazing that a freedom-loving Dixie man, a Confederate-loving teddy boy, rockabilly country music fan, has to go to Moscow to feel at home.
00:39:26.000 Well, the thing is, you know, dude, like you have to watch everything you say in America.
00:39:30.000 Every time I'm in business, I was in Venice, business in Venice Beach.
00:39:33.000 That's where my shop was here before this in Los Angeles.
00:39:36.000 And I'll tell you, every day you've got to watch everything you say because someone will attack my Yelp.
00:39:41.000 They'll say, oh, I'm offended.
00:39:43.000 You said this.
00:39:44.000 You said that.
00:39:45.000 Or they'll call the news on you to try to do a story to shut your business down.
00:39:49.000 And I'm not even, when I'm in business, when I'm even working in America, I'm kind of, I'm professional.
00:39:54.000 I try to stay professional in business.
00:39:55.000 I don't bring politics in and all that.
00:39:58.000 But it's my own personal life.
00:39:59.000 Someone will be like, oh, he works here.
00:40:01.000 He's a racist.
00:40:02.000 He's this.
00:40:02.000 We need to get him fired.
00:40:04.000 It's just like, it gets so annoying.
00:40:06.000 You should have been there the day after the election, bro.
00:40:09.000 It was like post-9-11.
00:40:11.000 There was no one even walking on the streets.
00:40:12.000 I had my Make America Great Again hat on.
00:40:16.000 In Venice, it was like.
00:40:18.000 It was pretty uncomfortable here in New York City, too.
00:40:20.000 All right, well, we're out of time, but you're a fascinating character.
00:40:23.000 Thanks for coming on the show, man.
00:40:26.000 All right, man.
00:40:26.000 Anytime.
00:40:28.000 Wow, that was mental.
00:40:32.000 Now, to be crystal clear, I don't know this guy's politics.
00:40:35.000 I don't know.
00:40:35.000 Maybe he genuinely is a racist.
00:40:37.000 Maybe he isn't.
00:40:38.000 I don't think you should be banished to Russia if you say or do something that is offensive and doesn't hurt other people.
00:40:46.000 But when I saw that we could get a guy on the show who had a rockabilly barber shop in Moscow and has his face completely tattooed, I decided to skip the vetting and just make it clear that just because someone is a guest on our show, we don't necessarily advocate all of their beliefs.
00:41:03.000 I got plenty of guests like Roaming Millennial, Crowder, and other people on the network that I'm on the same page with, but some of them are just fascinating and need to be checked out.
00:41:13.000 But I did promise you this cartography video.
00:41:15.000 After going through it, I'm alarmed at how dull it is.
00:41:19.000 It's kind of the opposite of talking to a facially tattooed rockabilly barber in Moscow.
00:41:25.000 But just to give you a taste of the kind of child abuse that goes on in college, kids have to sit and listen to this.
00:41:33.000 Critical cartographers have studied maps for years and years, and they find they are socially constructed, right, and expressions of power.
00:41:44.000 That historically, maps have been used to colonize and conquer and are primarily created by white men.
00:41:51.000 Okay, this goes on and on like that.
00:41:54.000 You can look it up if you want.
00:41:55.000 But couldn't you say the same thing about toilet paper?
00:42:00.000 Johnelle Robinson of Syracuse University, that's a well-known, popular school.
00:42:05.000 That's not a joke school.
00:42:07.000 Department of Geography.
00:42:10.000 This is why, I mean, I fight with my wife all the time about this.
00:42:13.000 I don't want my kids going to college.
00:42:14.000 You're not smarter after hearing that.
00:42:16.000 You're way dumber.
00:42:19.000 Legs are also used in colonization, and they're mostly used by white males.
00:42:24.000 So are socks, so are shoelaces, and so is toilet paper.
00:42:29.000 Therefore, we're going to discuss ways we can rid society of these horrible devices.
00:42:33.000 All right, we're out of time, but I just want to have a palette cleanser to end the show with.
00:42:39.000 Were you aware there's ball girls?
00:42:41.000 Did you know this, Dave?
00:42:43.000 I've seen them.
00:42:44.000 They're kind of rare, but yeah.
00:42:46.000 I've seen hundreds of games.
00:42:47.000 I've never seen a ball girl.
00:42:50.000 I've seen ball boys who were throwing balls, not to my kid, but to hot girls, including, and then we're at Mets Stadium, including a Yankees fan.
00:42:59.000 So I've seen ball boys let me down.
00:43:01.000 I've never seen ball girls, and I am shocked to look at this video called MLB Playback Ball Girls Time, that they are all above seven.
00:43:11.000 Check this out.
00:43:16.000 Look at that.
00:43:18.000 That makes the game better.
00:43:19.000 I'm all for ball girls.
00:43:20.000 Wow.
00:43:21.000 That was good.
00:43:22.000 Look, they catch it all the way.
00:43:24.000 What is that now?
00:43:25.000 Trying to see what the helmet.
00:43:27.000 I don't think so.
00:43:28.000 Solid Sev.
00:43:30.000 Great Sev.
00:43:30.000 Could be on the cover of 7 magazine.
00:43:32.000 I'll tell you one thing.
00:43:33.000 What's this?
00:43:33.000 Boom.
00:43:34.000 Nice catch.
00:43:35.000 Have the best ball girls down the line.
00:43:39.000 Isn't this a better part of the game?
00:43:44.000 I totally advocate eye candy at sporting events.
00:43:47.000 Those NASCAR, whatever, the British Grand Prix chicks who were just fired for being too sexy.
00:43:52.000 That's ridiculous.
00:43:53.000 We need more ball girls.
00:43:55.000 She's done a hard job.
00:43:56.000 It doesn't matter if she misses.
00:43:59.000 Whoa, boom.
00:44:00.000 Did you see that?
00:44:04.000 I think this is the amazing one.
00:44:05.000 I queued it up to an eight.
00:44:07.000 It's always good to end the show with an eight, right?
00:44:11.000 Bang.
00:44:12.000 Nice catch.
00:44:14.000 And nice jeans.
00:44:16.000 Look at her.
00:44:17.000 What quality.
00:44:19.000 What a healthy young lady.
00:44:21.000 That's, I'd say, an 8.4.
00:44:26.000 It's a fair ball, lady.
00:44:28.000 Don't pick it up.
00:44:29.000 It's a fair ball.
00:44:32.000 All right.
00:44:32.000 Maybe they're not so great out on the field.
00:44:36.000 But they sure are nice to look at.
00:44:39.000 Sorry, ball girls.