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00:00:24.000If you don't want it to be expensive, these is bad bottoms.
00:05:06.000It's just Eddie Hazel noodling away on guitar.
00:05:11.000This is back in the, I don't know, 70s when you could just fart around at the studio for like Marvin Gaye's song that's 13 minutes long of just a party.
00:05:24.000You can hear people doing Coke in the background.
00:05:28.000This looks like the woman who attacked Cosby is now being punished under Sharia law and will be buried up to her neck and then stoned to death.
00:05:42.000Most important news of the day, of course.
00:05:45.000Donald Trump's lawyer's office stormed because of Stormy.
00:05:51.000Yes, there are allegations that he slept with a porn star 10 years ago.
00:05:56.000So all justice, all laws, all constitutional laws, all attorney client privilege must be revoked because the president, before he was president, may have had sex with a porn star.
00:07:05.000All right, I'd like to start with some fluff, keep it light.
00:07:10.000Today on the show, we have a woman claiming to be Donald Trump's love child.
00:07:14.000That should dominate the CNN news cycle for a while.
00:07:17.000She's got a movie she wants to put out about Harvey Weinstein, and we also have a video of her beating up Nazis because she's a mixed martial arts expert who looks gorgeous while she beats up these literal Nazis, not just the kind of Nazi that they throw around at people like me and you.
00:07:33.000I mean, an actual member of the Nazi party.
00:07:38.000But briefly before that, we're going to talk to Ezra Levant about, I don't know what to call it.
00:07:44.000I want to call it right-wing censorship because they just kicked Owen Benjamin off all his platforms, and he's not right-wing.
00:07:54.000The fascists here in the West have set their sights on the moderate right, the new right, the whatever, the normal right, the fiscally conservative, socially liberal types, because we're too appealing, and we might get young people, and that will lead to them losing votes.
00:08:10.000Ooh, I don't like how the collar does that.
00:08:12.000Collar should go all the way out the whole way.
00:08:14.000You'll notice, by the way, my outfit evolves in subtle ways throughout the show.
00:08:59.000And the fact that you want basically al-Qaeda to take over Syria just to spite Trump shows that you're a bitter, evil, horrible, spiteful monster of a human being.
00:09:14.000You'd let more children die, assuming children died.
00:09:17.000We have no proof of these gas attacks.
00:12:15.000We have the majority of the population on our side.
00:12:19.000So it's unacceptable that we would be losing.
00:12:22.000And that's going to become more than unacceptable when Trump runs for a second term.
00:12:26.000So I'm having Ezra on the show, and even though he's technically competition, I'm having Ezra on the show to show you what a fighter looks like.
00:12:35.000Because this guy is not going to take it lying down.
00:12:50.000He will keep fighting as we all should.
00:12:53.000I'm going to have Owen Benjamin on the show later on in the week to talk about this because he's still fighting the good fight.
00:12:59.000I also, by the way, I'm off at a tangent now, but Austin Peterson, I'm going to have him on the show because he brought up a good solution to all this.
00:13:06.000He said, We have to stop sitting down and saying, All right, yeah, let's do bump stocks with the Second Amendment.
00:13:11.000Like, let's okay, we'll rule out that law.
00:13:15.000You know, this sort of Camp David compromise where we give you an inch and you take a mile.
00:13:19.000No, we have to go take the fight to them.
00:13:22.000So, instead of saying, we'll help you get rid of bump stocks, we have to say, no, we want machine guns back.
00:13:29.000We want handguns in New York City and Chicago and all these liberal cities.
00:13:55.000Anyway, if you want to know the kind of person who is in the middle of this battle and who always seems to come out on top, let's check out Ezra Levant, who is in the eye of the storm.
00:14:30.000But it was a bit of a fright because I remember about seven months ago, we were taken offline for three full days, and it wasn't a technical glitch.
00:14:39.000It was a political act by something called a DNS server, a domain name service server, who made a political statement that they did not want to be involved with our company.
00:14:53.000I had never even heard the words DNS server in my life before.
00:16:05.000This is what they're doing across the internet.
00:16:07.000If they can take on Diamond and Silk, those two pro-Trump high-energy ladies, if they can take on people who are that mainstream and that inoffensive, they can take on anyone.
00:16:21.000Well, I was going to say this isn't the first time they've come for us.
00:16:35.000And we were forced to sort of start our own enclave called Talk Radio.
00:16:39.000And then we realized social media is available, Facebook and YouTube, those are for the people.
00:16:45.000So we got on those and got Trump elected.
00:16:48.000And I think they're saying now, we can't even give these guys, you know, the poor man's media because they infiltrate it and they make it too effective.
00:16:57.000So now we've got moderates like Owen Benjamin getting kicked off YouTube, you know, Milo, Sargon of McCaddy kicked off of Twitter.
00:17:05.000Everyone's getting booted off Facebook.
00:17:07.000You have Justin Trudeau up in Canada saying, you better fix your fake news problem or we're going to fix it for you.
00:17:15.000They really are out to say, it's Stalinist, really.
00:17:19.000Yeah, it's worse than government censorship, and let me tell you why.
00:17:22.000About a decade ago, I published the Danish cartoons of Mohammed in a print magazine.
00:17:27.000That's for your younger viewers, that's something that they used to make out of paper, and you would carry it around and look at it like a smartphone, but it was not interactive.
00:18:03.000So I published the Danish cartoons of Muhammad, and some Muslim extremists complained about me to the Human Rights Commission, which is something they have in Canada.
00:18:11.000So I was put through a 900-day process where government employees interrogated me and prosecuted me.
00:18:17.000Eventually they dropped it, but not before putting me through the ringer.
00:18:21.000But at least I could know who the complainant was, read the complaint, answer my side of the story, know the rules.
00:18:38.000There was political accountability of some sort.
00:18:42.000That's censorship through a government.
00:18:45.000Dumb, slow, abusive, Kafka-esque, but at least you know it's happening.
00:18:51.000When you are censored through Facebook, YouTube, Google, Twitter, Amazon, Netflix, whatever, first of all, you don't know it's really happening unless something shocking, like you're taken off the internet.
00:19:03.000You don't know who the complainant is.
00:19:29.000Governments are outsourcing their censorship to the Facebooks, Twitters, Google's, YouTubes of the world.
00:19:37.000And this is not a conspiracy theory on my part.
00:19:39.000If you look, a couple years ago, the European Union signed a protocol with four major tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Google, Microsoft, and Twitter, that they would be in charge of censoring the European Union, especially Germany.
00:19:57.000So the German government got those four tech companies to censor for them.
00:20:25.000If Germany would have tried to censor Germans the same way I believe Facebook and Google, Netflix, YouTube, whatever is censoring us, not Netflix, censoring us in North America, it would be exposed to the light of day.
00:20:40.000It would be subject to public scrutiny.
00:20:42.000The spooky part is they're saying we tried that.
00:20:45.000We tried telling you why we're censoring you.
00:20:47.000We tried going by the books and you outsmarted us and were successful again.
00:20:51.000So now we have to play dirtier pool in order to win.
00:20:55.000And it's frustrating because I don't like being a complainer.
00:21:03.000Have your YouTube videos been affected by this?
00:21:06.000Yeah, I mean, we've never had more subscribers.
00:21:10.000We passed the 900,000 mark, but the traffic per video, it used to be anyone, not even just, I mean, we have talent of different levels, but even our most junior green talent, if they would do a video, it would almost never get less than 20,000 views, and quite often 50,000, 100,000.
00:21:29.000And our big stars, like you, our favorite alumnus, you would often get a quarter million.
00:21:36.000You had several videos over the million mark.
00:21:39.000Now, our typical videos get 10,000 views, even though we have 900,000 subscribers.
00:21:49.000Yeah, and our monetization, it's not even there.
00:21:53.000We were making, and I don't mind sharing this with you, you know, just after, we were growing at 8% a month.
00:22:02.000Our revenues were on track for a million bucks a year through YouTube alone.
00:22:05.000That's enough to pay a lot of salaries.
00:22:08.000I remember they were, and I don't mind telling you this information because it, you know, we were doing so well.
00:22:15.000We made 65 grand, I remember, in January 2017.
00:22:21.000And then the next month it fell by 85%.
00:22:23.000And I thought, well, hang on, our traffic didn't fall by 85%.
00:22:26.000In fact, our traffic was better than, it was great.
00:22:29.000They simply decided to demonetize us and the Paul Joseph Watsons and all the, as you said, Silicon Valley said, whoa, we didn't even see Brexit coming.
00:22:45.000Let's starve these conservatives of ad money.
00:22:49.000And in the case of Facebook, I think you know this, Gavin, they shut down 30,000 Marine Le Pen Facebook pages in France in the month before the French election.
00:24:19.000If someone doesn't want to bake you a cake, you can't compel them.
00:24:23.000You shouldn't be able to compel them to bake you a cake.
00:24:25.000I'm talking about, you know, the gay wedding cakes, if there's a Christian baker.
00:24:29.000Go to another baker or protest that guy or whatever, but don't compel him.
00:24:34.000But when you have mass outsourcing of censorship as an official government policy to circumvent the First Amendment in your country or what little free speech we have here or there is no free speech in Europe, when you have a deliberate policy to use outsourced censorship to tech titans to evade what little free speech protection there is,
00:24:57.000when you have a de facto monopoly, and when you have all sorts of other shenanigans that we're only now learning about at Facebook, I have abandoned my belief in the sanctity of libertarian private property of these companies.
00:25:14.000And I do believe that we need to investigate the political censorship of the Facebooks, YouTubes, Googles, Twitters, and maybe do a Teddy Roosevelt-style trust-busting.
00:25:27.000And again, Trump is the analogy there.
00:25:30.000Teddy Roosevelt, a unique, bullheaded, third-party guy, the Bull Moose Party, smashed the big monopolies in his day, trust-busted them.
00:25:41.000Trump is the only person who could possibly do it.
00:26:40.000When you're worth $14 billion in his case, or 50 or whatever is in Zuckerberg's case, you no longer think about, well, I'd like this jet or I'd like this vacation.
00:26:53.000That's not entertaining enough for you.
00:26:55.000You want to change the outcomes of entire countries.
00:26:58.000That's why George Soros versus Viktor Orban in Hungary is so interesting.
00:27:03.000Who owns Hungary, the voters and their president and prime minister, or Soros in New York?
00:27:09.000And when you're Mark Zuckerberg, can you manipulate thousands, millions, billions of people?
00:27:15.000Can you shape the world in your own image?
00:27:19.000Jeff Bezos, yeah, he's about the money, but he is about, he is a Rockefeller, but without, I think, the, I don't think he has the patriotism of a Rockefeller.
00:28:39.000But this one is relevant because she's Donald Trump's love child.
00:28:44.000Yes, folks, let's dominate the headlines with Donna Trumplova, who not only is she a secret love child that the government doesn't want you to know about, but she's also a badass superstar who's out there kicking ass and taking names.
00:29:00.000Here's a video, we'll talk to her about this, where she's punching Nazis.
00:29:04.000Not figuratively, but real Nazis, real punches.
00:29:55.000So even those much more realistic ones with actual swastika tattoos, I mean, they're basically dressed up like the Khmer Rouge or some other dead military group that doesn't exist anymore.
00:33:53.000I've never met anyone realer than you.
00:33:56.000And it's amazing how, you know, you can take out a Nazi who looks like he's well over six feet tall, and you still look fantastic doing it.
00:34:30.000And I think this is the time for the Me Too.
00:34:34.000So, you know, I'm ready to take the justice and do what it takes to make America great.
00:34:43.000And also, you know, I actually used to have a variety show in New York City.
00:34:49.000And I love to be bringing many different types of people together.
00:34:54.000That's why it's called United States of America.
00:34:58.000And that's why I bring in, you know, all types of people.
00:35:00.000Maybe you've seen some of the episodes when I had in the beginning.
00:35:04.000Like, I bring in, you know, my friend, mutual friend, gorgeous, wonderful Lady Alchemy, you know, from the alt-right terrorist organization.
00:35:14.000And on the same show, I have the pink mass also from the Antifa terrorist organization.
00:35:23.000And on my show, they all making the arts, okay?
00:39:00.000I want it out of my body, but I want him to get away.
00:39:03.000I guess I know too that the cop who left his car there, and you're about to see what I'm talking about, I know he's going to get ribbed like crazy back at the station.
00:39:12.000And that's really a fountain of infinite cornucopia of plenty of jokes.
00:39:19.000I heard about this cop once who accidentally tased this old lady, this guy's mom, and the cops ribbed him for years.
00:39:29.000I don't quite get this, but they made his locker into the shape of a taser gun and painted it like a giant taser.
00:39:34.000So there's a lot of comedy that's going to happen from this, but pointing guns at cops is obviously not remotely funny.
00:39:40.000I'm pulling myself out of this funny moment to say that, and now I'm going back into the funny moment to see a guy who dropped his gun, was apprehended by two police, and may possibly escape.
00:40:40.000See, he argues with him for a bit, then gets up.
00:40:44.000You see, we keep hearing about how violent the cops are and how they shoot people for no reason, but you don't hear about how often these people get in fistfights with perps.
00:40:54.000And perps, that's the cool police term, by the way, the perps often win fights and knock officers out.
00:41:30.000I mean, terrible feeling to have, but I can't sort of feel simulation, partly because there's going to be a lot of funny jokes back at the station and also because it's fun seeing guys get away.