Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 16, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #116 | Pregnant Khloe Furious After Baby Daddy Cheats


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

179.6143

Word Count

7,451

Sentence Count

574

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

It's National Grilled Cheese Day, and we're celebrating by talking about kids, guns, and the war on the family. Plus, we have a special guest on the show to talk about gay kids, and why we shouldn't have them.


Transcript

00:00:48.000 That's Ted Nugent.
00:00:50.000 Wango Tango.
00:00:51.000 Not his biggest hit.
00:00:52.000 His biggest hit was Stranglehold, which wasn't sung by Ted Nugent.
00:00:56.000 But I had him intro the show because today we're going to talk about kids and guns.
00:01:01.000 Kids and guns.
00:01:04.000 Kids and guns.
00:01:07.000 I've got Austin Peterson on the show, and he's running for Senate down in Michigan, I think it is.
00:01:14.000 We're going to really focus.
00:01:16.000 It's Missouri.
00:01:17.000 Missouri.
00:01:17.000 We're going to really focus on his campaign and try to help him.
00:01:20.000 Same with that Indian dude, Shiva, because it's a very rare treasure, an anti-government politician, and we have to fill our city halls and our White House with as many of them as possible.
00:01:35.000 The president, as Steve Bannon pointed out, wasn't the end of the war.
00:01:39.000 It was the first battle.
00:01:40.000 It's only the beginning.
00:01:41.000 It's also National Grilled Cheese Day.
00:01:44.000 So I stole some of my wife's Sir Kensington's Fabinets Eglas Mayo and brought it into the city today.
00:01:52.000 And we ordered cheese, grilled cheeses.
00:01:56.000 Grilled cheese is very good.
00:01:57.000 You know, Dave was talking on the way to the store about what my best grilled cheese is.
00:02:02.000 You don't really have a best grilled cheese.
00:02:04.000 They're all very reasonable.
00:02:05.000 Burgers, insane range.
00:02:07.000 Grilled cheese, they're all pretty good.
00:02:09.000 But dipping it in this Fabernets, I cannot recommend it enough.
00:02:12.000 What I can also not recommend is eating on air.
00:02:21.000 Because the microphones are very sensitive.
00:02:24.000 All right.
00:02:26.000 Let's start the show with some alarmingly gay kids here in New York at the Jacob Javits Center.
00:02:34.000 Thank you so much.
00:02:42.000 Girls, gay children.
00:02:46.000 They're dragged.
00:02:48.000 And they're with transsexuals and dragons.
00:02:51.000 Oh, look, there's a two-year-old.
00:02:54.000 There's a gay two-year-old.
00:02:56.000 How do you know?
00:02:57.000 Look at that.
00:02:59.000 How do you know if a two-year-old is gay or not?
00:03:03.000 Look, fashion, drag queens, all this stuff is clearly sex related.
00:03:09.000 And when you trance, when you trance, when you trounce out, when you pull these kids out and make them gay and make them vogue and make them strike a pose, you are sexualizing them.
00:03:22.000 Don't you think it's weird that a lot of this stuff that RuPaul is advocating with this, I think that's this Desmond kid who had a big sexy gay fashion show.
00:03:30.000 Don't you think it's strange that pedophiles would love that and they'd love to go and they would have an erection the whole time?
00:03:37.000 Aren't you disturbed by the fact that you're playing right into pedophiles' hands?
00:03:40.000 Isn't that a sign that we're not great with our kids?
00:03:42.000 And that's going to be the central theme of today's show, which is the war on children.
00:03:47.000 Because the war on the Second Amendment, the war on the Constitution, the war on the West is linked to the war on the family and this whole idea that we shouldn't have kids.
00:03:56.000 And how does that link to the front page of the post?
00:03:59.000 I'm not sure.
00:04:01.000 I could link it.
00:04:02.000 We got a pregnant Chloe, furious after baby dad cheats.
00:04:06.000 Now, the Kardashians are obsessed with black guys.
00:04:10.000 I think it's because they had OJ in the house.
00:04:12.000 OJ, oh, I just got some junk mail in my Fabernets.
00:04:18.000 OJ was obviously not a great role model.
00:04:22.000 And so his daughters, the Kardashian daughters, are obsessed with terrible role models.
00:04:26.000 That includes all these black guys who think it's perfectly normal to cheat on your wife if she's been pregnant.
00:04:31.000 Hey, you're not getting late.
00:04:32.000 Can I get pregnant?
00:04:34.000 And they're consistently shocked by the way they get treated.
00:04:40.000 It really is.
00:04:41.000 Come on.
00:04:42.000 Lamar Odin.
00:04:43.000 What did you think was going to happen?
00:04:46.000 Also in the news, I saw Roseanne the other night, and I thought it was kind of cool.
00:04:50.000 They did a shout out to Glenn Quinn.
00:04:52.000 That was an actor who played Becky's boyfriend in the show.
00:04:55.000 And I'm watching it, and I'm thinking of Glenn Quinn, who OD'd on heroin.
00:04:59.000 And I'm thinking, having your kids in a show is child abuse.
00:05:04.000 If you get your kids involved in Hollywood, you send them out there for pilot week in Los Angeles where they all hang out, you're a crappy parent.
00:05:14.000 And what do little kids do when they get unlimited fame and money?
00:05:17.000 Drugs.
00:05:19.000 And then they die.
00:05:20.000 For what?
00:05:21.000 Why does your kid have to be in a movie?
00:05:24.000 It's just sick and wrong.
00:05:25.000 I'm at the point now where it feels sick and wrong to even watch something with kids in it, including Roseanne.
00:05:32.000 Actually, excuse me, they don't really have kids on Roseanne.
00:05:36.000 Oh, yeah, the other part of the post is half a mind, where they're talking about Donald Trump, who says, get ready, Russia.
00:05:42.000 Missiles are coming.
00:05:44.000 And then he also says, some missiles might not come.
00:05:47.000 It's possible we don't send any missiles at all.
00:05:50.000 This is 3D chess, and this happened, as we discussed yesterday, with the Cuban Missile Crisis.
00:05:54.000 Have faith.
00:05:55.000 Donald Trump is bluffing.
00:05:57.000 He's showing Putin that he's not scared, and he's doing this thing that they do.
00:06:00.000 You know, when you go up to someone's face, that's what he's doing to Putin.
00:06:04.000 And we had better not go to war for some pictures of dead kids, because I've been looking at these pictures of dead kids, and there's something not right about them.
00:06:13.000 For example, check this out.
00:06:15.000 Here's a picture of a dead child.
00:06:16.000 I'm not sure we can show this on the show, but he seems to have foam coming out of his mouth, okay?
00:06:20.000 I got this from the internet now.
00:06:22.000 This is the most reliable source, but it would be hard to argue that these clothes were photoshopped that way.
00:06:28.000 But okay, so that's child one.
00:06:29.000 Note the striped Shirt.
00:06:30.000 He's got stripes across his chest, stripes on his arm.
00:06:33.000 All right, child number two.
00:06:35.000 Here we have a kid.
00:06:36.000 He appears to be vomiting or something, and he's got a red shirt on.
00:06:40.000 All right, child number two.
00:06:41.000 Now let's see the third picture.
00:06:43.000 Child number one and child number two appear to have been positioned together to maximize our empathy and start a world war.
00:06:53.000 By the way, where are the pictures of the dead children of white farmers in South Africa?
00:06:59.000 That doesn't seem to want to start a war, but we're happy to go over to Syria based on some staged photos by the White Helmets.
00:07:05.000 Doesn't sound like a great idea to me.
00:07:08.000 And again, we're still sticking with this baby theme.
00:07:12.000 Also, the first man in Britain became pregnant.
00:07:16.000 This woman, who's clearly mentally ill, is having a transition into manhood, and then decides, I want to have a baby.
00:07:25.000 So she stops her transition to manhood to get pregnant, and we call it the first British man to have a baby.
00:07:31.000 Again, in the punk rock days, we didn't allow you to, like, say you had a Bad Brains album, you couldn't listen to the soft song, Secret 77, it was called.
00:07:42.000 You had to skip the needle over that to get to the rest of the album because that was a pop song and you're punk.
00:07:47.000 Meanwhile, these people can be men, then they can take a break and become a woman.
00:07:52.000 They have less rules than punks.
00:07:55.000 How trivial do you have to make a gender?
00:07:58.000 They're not saying all gender is amorphous.
00:08:01.000 They're saying all gender is irrelevant.
00:08:04.000 It doesn't matter what a man and a woman is.
00:08:05.000 And that all comes back to the sabotage of the family.
00:08:09.000 And by the way, who really believes this?
00:08:12.000 If you were that person's parents and they go, hey, I'm just becoming a man, but I'm going to have a baby and then I'm going to keep becoming a man, you go, that sounds great, honey.
00:08:20.000 That's another cool thing about Roseanne, where they go, I'm going to have a surrogate.
00:08:24.000 And Roseanne's parents go, no, you're not.
00:08:27.000 That's kind of the point I was making in that Transphobia's Perfectly Natural article that had my life shut down, which, by the way, I noticed has 5,000 comments.
00:08:35.000 I said in that article, okay, yeah, I get that you get the concept that gender doesn't matter and blah, blah, blah, and we're all.
00:08:41.000 But what about your dad?
00:08:42.000 When your dad cuts his dick off and becomes a woman?
00:08:46.000 Do you just sit there and going, hi, mom 2, the sequel?
00:08:49.000 No, you don't.
00:08:50.000 You freak out, you liar.
00:08:52.000 How are we doing for time?
00:08:53.000 We're running out of time quickly, aren't we here?
00:08:56.000 I want to squeeze this in.
00:08:57.000 Cosmo has been removed from shelves on Walmart because it's all about telling young girls how to have sex.
00:09:03.000 And believe it or not, parents aren't nuts about that.
00:09:06.000 So they've got a new one in this British chick, and she is saying blasphemy.
00:09:10.000 I almost don't want anyone to draw attention to her because I feel like she's a spy, a Trojan horse.
00:09:16.000 Shh.
00:09:17.000 This woman, this editor at Cosmo, has dared to say that she waited too long to have kids and she wishes she had kids earlier.
00:09:26.000 She also said it's wrong to be a complete whore and get wasted and wake up and not even know if you had sex the night before.
00:09:34.000 You mean don't give the milk away for free or no one will buy the cow?
00:09:38.000 She says that successful women in particular struggle with reconciling their independent attitudes with their romantic ideals.
00:09:46.000 She says it's not easy to have kids late in life.
00:09:48.000 And even if you can pull it off, as my wife and my mother did, P.S., you're an exhausted parent.
00:09:55.000 I'm a 47-year-old dad of a five-year-old.
00:09:57.000 Do you know how beat I am at the end of the day?
00:10:00.000 I fed up.
00:10:03.000 I should have had more and I should have had them earlier.
00:10:06.000 All right, we got to go.
00:10:07.000 We don't have time for this crap.
00:10:09.000 We got to get moving.
00:10:10.000 Let's talk about this chick who I think it's an interesting story.
00:10:14.000 She's a British woman and she really personifies this whole attitude of, I don't need kids.
00:10:20.000 Kids are a waste of time.
00:10:21.000 And she's justifying all of this by saying, wait for it.
00:10:24.000 Kids are bad for the environment.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, that's what they are.
00:10:28.000 They're bad for the environment.
00:10:34.000 When I was about 20, I decided I didn't want to have kids because I was dumb and very into the environment.
00:10:43.000 And I actually went to a doctor and asked to have my tubes tied or whatever they do.
00:10:47.000 The doctor said no.
00:10:49.000 Went against my will, which was probably a violation of some protocol.
00:10:53.000 Thank God.
00:10:56.000 Because after years and years of that kind of idiocy, eventually I married a woman who was smart enough to know that that is BS.
00:11:05.000 And we had our first kid.
00:11:06.000 I was 36.
00:11:07.000 Now I got three.
00:11:08.000 I'm old as hell, 47, totally exhausted by the end, running around.
00:11:13.000 I wish I could be a better dad, a younger dad.
00:11:16.000 Thank God my kids don't have autism or all these other things that kids get when you have children late in life.
00:11:23.000 Really dodged a bullet there.
00:11:24.000 I mean, my last kid, my wife, was over 40.
00:11:27.000 Phew.
00:11:29.000 But one common thread with all us old parents is we look at each other at barbecues and we go, what the hell were we waiting for?
00:11:39.000 Why did we wait so long to have kids?
00:11:41.000 What was this overpopulation crap we were talking about?
00:11:44.000 I don't even understand it at this point.
00:11:48.000 And by the way, if you do want to pursue that, I would call it extreme environmentalism, then you are anti-immigration.
00:11:57.000 So let's talk sort of inadvertently to this British woman who's basically all of us when we're 20.
00:12:07.000 I mean, we all say that crap about overpopulation.
00:12:10.000 And I think a big part of it is fear, fear of moving forward in life and wanting to be a perpetual teenager, which is profoundly sad.
00:12:19.000 All right, hit it, lady.
00:12:21.000 I don't think it's selfish to not have children.
00:12:23.000 Why would that be selfish?
00:12:24.000 Pause.
00:12:26.000 Why would that be selfish?
00:12:28.000 It's selfish because you're overindulging yourself.
00:12:32.000 It's like saying, why would it be selfish to want to sit down and watch TV and eat ice cream all day and become 400 pounds?
00:12:38.000 Well, you're not really hurting anyone, but you are indulging yourself.
00:12:43.000 By staying frozen in amber like that, like an insect that's 500 million years old, by refusing to grow, you're refusing to become part of society and you're refusing to be human, really.
00:12:55.000 Now, I will say one brief thing.
00:12:57.000 There are people who shouldn't have kids.
00:12:59.000 I usually wager around 5% of the population shouldn't have kids.
00:13:03.000 But amongst my peers that I went to high school with, and I'm sure it's similar with you, Gen Xers, outside of the Midwest, on these eastern these coastal towns, you're looking at like 50% not having kids.
00:13:17.000 That's abnormal.
00:13:18.000 And I think it comes from leftist propaganda.
00:13:21.000 Go ahead.
00:13:23.000 It means I only think of myself and I'm the most important person in my life.
00:13:27.000 But that's fine.
00:13:29.000 That doesn't mean I'm selfish.
00:13:30.000 Just pause.
00:13:31.000 I'm being self-less.
00:13:33.000 So all it means.
00:13:35.000 When I have kids, I'm the most important person in the world.
00:13:38.000 That's inarguable.
00:13:39.000 If you don't have kids, first of all, you're going to end up single and alone.
00:13:42.000 But you're obviously only concerned with your own indulgences.
00:13:51.000 You're single with all that time.
00:13:53.000 Remember when spinster and old maid were sad things to be?
00:13:56.000 Now we glorify them.
00:13:58.000 And it's still the same old maid.
00:13:59.000 It's still equally sad.
00:14:01.000 So she's under the impression it's selfless not to have kids, which her own instincts tell her is ridiculous.
00:14:08.000 Go ahead.
00:14:11.000 Although that makes me sound like a real pr so don't.
00:14:14.000 I wonder why.
00:14:15.000 Cut.
00:14:17.000 *music*
00:14:21.000 Have you noticed, by the way, all pants get this sort of like RCMP mounties thing?
00:14:31.000 All right, stop.
00:14:32.000 So here's the argument.
00:14:34.000 The world is overpopulated.
00:14:36.000 Well, sort of.
00:14:37.000 I mean, the shit hole countries are overpopulated.
00:14:41.000 The turd world is overpopulated, but it's about quality, not quantity.
00:14:47.000 And a lot of the overpopulation problems happen in places where people are starving to death.
00:14:52.000 We're affluent here.
00:14:53.000 And if you check the media, they keep saying, oh, we need refugees with the Browning of America.
00:14:59.000 We need to bring these people into Italy.
00:15:01.000 Without refugees and immigrants, Italy's population would die.
00:15:06.000 So they contradict themselves.
00:15:07.000 They say, there's too many people in the world.
00:15:10.000 And then they say, you need more non-white people to come in and change.
00:15:15.000 You need more non-Westerners to come in and change the demographics.
00:15:19.000 So the brainwashing here is white people are evil.
00:15:23.000 And more importantly, Westerners are evil.
00:15:26.000 Why they say that, I'm not exactly positive, but it rubs off on the naive.
00:15:31.000 And here's another thing.
00:15:33.000 The problem with women's brains is they are hardwired to think the glass is half full.
00:15:39.000 So when they're in a terrible situation, they come up with a rationale for it and say, this is good now.
00:15:46.000 So if you look up on the internet, say, being divorced or being a single mom or having your eggs dry up, you'll see nothing but positive articles because women are masters of that.
00:15:56.000 They've evolved that way.
00:15:58.000 You know, they look at a children's drawing, they say, it's good.
00:16:01.000 That does look like a car.
00:16:02.000 A man looks at it and goes, that sucks.
00:16:04.000 What is that?
00:16:04.000 A seven-wheeled car?
00:16:06.000 There's no such thing.
00:16:07.000 Crumple, crumple, throw.
00:16:09.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:16:12.000 When I was a kid, I kind of felt like I would have children when I grew up because everybody does, and that just seems to be the natural order of things.
00:16:19.000 It is.
00:16:20.000 But as I became a little bit older, in my teenage years and into my early 20s, I realized that I could make a choice to not have a child.
00:16:27.000 She's got a lot of kids in her family.
00:16:28.000 She's got to have a lot of kids wasn't something that really attracted me.
00:16:31.000 I remember being at a school placement, so I trained to be a teacher, and I was a little bit overwhelmed by the number of children in the school.
00:16:38.000 And I just kind of thought, actually, I'm very happy to work with children, but perhaps I don't really want mine when I go home at the end of the day.
00:16:45.000 My friends or other people who I met would say, oh, you'll change your mind.
00:16:49.000 Just pause.
00:16:50.000 Wait till you're bylaw.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, you will change your mind, by the way.
00:16:53.000 They all do.
00:16:54.000 And I don't know how many women I know, I can think of one in particular, who was totally against kids, did the overpopulation thing, and then worked with very young kids, kindergarten kids, and went, these things are cute.
00:17:07.000 I want to make some.
00:17:08.000 Now, she was, like my wife, very lucky and had them late in life.
00:17:12.000 But the fact that she was around kids, they're probably older kids in our terrible public schools, giving kids a bad name.
00:17:20.000 Thanks a lot, public education.
00:17:22.000 You just killed, like, that woman might have had two, three kids.
00:17:25.000 Judging by her family, she's fertile, right?
00:17:26.000 She maybe would have had five.
00:17:28.000 They would have had five and so on and so on and so on.
00:17:31.000 That crappy school is worse than Hitler.
00:17:34.000 It just killed, when you look at it for the future, millions of people.
00:17:40.000 All right, go ahead.
00:17:41.000 Logical clock kicks in, and I would smile and say, perhaps...
00:17:47.000 She's very unattractive.
00:17:48.000 That's a factor.
00:17:49.000 I just don't want to have children.
00:17:50.000 And then I became aware that actually the best thing I can do for the environment is not to have any children.
00:17:55.000 Ah, there you go.
00:17:56.000 Now I would call myself.
00:17:58.000 Pause.
00:17:59.000 How sad is that?
00:18:00.000 Look at that.
00:18:01.000 She's got her bike on her boat that she lives in on the Thames or wherever the hell she is in Derbyshire, just going for a bike ride all alone in her lonely boat.
00:18:13.000 And you can see where she has the epiphany where she goes, it's the best thing I can do for the environment.
00:18:19.000 Now, here's a crucial mathematical reason that that whole concept is crap.
00:18:24.000 There's what, 7.6 billion people.
00:18:26.000 They said it's going up to 9 over 9 billion soon.
00:18:29.000 That means your child is mathematically irrelevant.
00:18:33.000 In fact, in a court of law, that proportion is also known as zero.
00:18:40.000 When they check the DNA of a murderer and they go, we've got some skin here.
00:18:44.000 And the judge says, how sure are you that this is a guy?
00:18:44.000 All right.
00:18:48.000 Well, there's a one in 7 billion chance this isn't the guy.
00:18:53.000 Boom, gavel comes down.
00:18:54.000 You're going to jail.
00:18:56.000 In other words, one in 7 billion is the same as zero.
00:19:00.000 So her not having a kid affects the population zero.
00:19:06.000 That same math puts people in jail for life.
00:19:09.000 One in seven billion is irrelevant.
00:19:13.000 Got it?
00:19:14.000 One in seven billion, two in seven billion, three in seven billion doesn't matter.
00:19:19.000 You might as well be going to the beach, picking up a grain of sand, washing it, putting it back down and going, well, I cleaned the beach.
00:19:26.000 You know, obviously the beach is still there, but I did my part and I'm selfless.
00:19:31.000 No, you're not.
00:19:32.000 You're terrible at math.
00:19:35.000 Go ahead.
00:19:36.000 Mentalist.
00:19:37.000 And I try and get her as sustainable as possible.
00:19:41.000 So that's things like.
00:19:42.000 Sustainable as possible?
00:19:44.000 I'm a vegan.
00:19:45.000 I don't shower every day.
00:19:46.000 I don't wash my hair.
00:19:47.000 Okay, pot.
00:19:49.000 That upspeak, that British upspeak is similar to the Americans with like, and it is an indication.
00:19:54.000 It's like body language.
00:19:56.000 It's an indication that the woman is insecure.
00:19:58.000 I don't shower every day, and I try to be as sustainable as possible.
00:20:02.000 And I don't wash my clothes very much.
00:20:06.000 I wash my panties in the river.
00:20:08.000 I let them dry there.
00:20:09.000 I'm helping out.
00:20:11.000 No, you're washing a grain of sand on the beach.
00:20:13.000 If you want to save the world, why don't you create human life and help shape that life to a loving, giving individual that's going to help other people?
00:20:23.000 That's better than not using the same coffee cup every day.
00:20:27.000 Or, you know, the opposite of that, using different coffee cups every day.
00:20:30.000 Go ahead.
00:20:32.000 I only wash my hair about once a month.
00:20:34.000 Can you tell?
00:20:34.000 Thanks.
00:20:35.000 Thanks.
00:20:36.000 It's inescapable that she's a little bit more.
00:20:38.000 You can smell the sadness in her voice.
00:20:44.000 That's not me trying to sound like no one should have kids, but just pause.
00:20:50.000 You see that?
00:20:52.000 Her insecurity is leaking out through her pores, and the insecurity comes from her defying her own biology.
00:20:59.000 And by the way, here's where this dumb argument gets problematic for the PC left.
00:21:06.000 In America and in the West, but let's focus on America.
00:21:10.000 If you look at a chart of population, right, in the past, say, 10 years, 20 years, American citizens, naturalized citizens, you know, third generation citizens, they are pretty much a parallel line across.
00:21:25.000 And then you look at, it is going up, by the way, American population is going up, but 100% of that going up part is immigrants.
00:21:35.000 And something like over 80% of those are Mexican immigrants.
00:21:39.000 So the only way to sustain an American population of whatever 350 million, the only way to keep it going perfectly straight is to remove the wedge from the top.
00:21:50.000 Remove Mexicans, remove immigrants.
00:21:52.000 Think of like bunnies.
00:21:54.000 By the way, never use cockroaches in this metaphor.
00:21:56.000 Think about bunnies.
00:21:57.000 Say you had bunnies in an enclosed 10-foot by 10-foot space, right?
00:22:01.000 You'd have X amount of bunnies, and then they would reach a peak.
00:22:04.000 If you were to open that space and make it 20 feet by 20 feet, you'd obviously have way more bunnies.
00:22:10.000 So open borders means more people, and a wall means a sustainable population.
00:22:17.000 So, and I've seen this happen a million times, by the way.
00:22:19.000 I'm sorry, environmentalists, but as you start going through the numbers and doing the math and doing your due diligence, you end up being anti-immigration.
00:22:29.000 That's an unfortunate place for you to be, but you painted yourself into that corner.
00:22:33.000 Go ahead.
00:22:35.000 If I fell pregnant, I would have an abortion.
00:22:37.000 Yay!
00:22:39.000 Not only do I not want kids, I'm going to kill kids if they come across my front door.
00:22:46.000 The not having children thing was the reason that we broke up.
00:22:49.000 He knew from the beginning that I didn't want to have children, but he was desperate to have his own.
00:22:55.000 He kind of assumed that I would change my mind because we were together and we were in love.
00:22:59.000 He would try and convince me that I didn't want to have children with him.
00:23:02.000 Can you pause it?
00:23:03.000 I've seen this happen a million times, and the woman does change her mind, and she inevitably goes, What the hell was I thinking?
00:23:10.000 In fact, I'm kind of the woman in that analogy.
00:23:13.000 My wife pushed me to have kids.
00:23:14.000 I said, nah, I don't think so.
00:23:16.000 And now that I have three, I'm furious at myself for only having three and for waiting for so long.
00:23:23.000 So she, she got stuck in this rut of kids are bad.
00:23:28.000 And look at her justification.
00:23:29.000 It's environmental.
00:23:31.000 You don't wash your hair more than once a month to save the planet.
00:23:36.000 You will get pregnant after you get married.
00:23:38.000 It will be scary.
00:23:40.000 You will feel overwhelmed.
00:23:42.000 You will panic.
00:23:43.000 Then you'll have kids.
00:23:44.000 Your instincts will kick in and it'll be pure euphoria.
00:23:48.000 And you'll go, what the hell was I waiting for?
00:23:50.000 Why was I such a chicken?
00:23:54.000 Alright, start it.
00:23:55.000 ...with him and he'd tell me he'd look so sexy pregnant.
00:23:58.000 The fact was I didn't want to have kids, his or anyone else's, and if he wanted to have children he'd have to find another woman.
00:24:03.000 Just pause.
00:24:05.000 What happened here is she came up with that concept and it helped her get through the day.
00:24:10.000 But then the concept, which is a fake thing, it's like someone with one leg going, I like having one leg.
00:24:16.000 And then someone goes, well, I can give you two legs.
00:24:18.000 They go, no, I don't want it.
00:24:19.000 You see this with deaf people with cochlear implants.
00:24:22.000 They go, I don't want my kids having cochlear implants.
00:24:25.000 I don't want my kids being able to hear.
00:24:26.000 And you go, dude, I don't know what you use to get you through the fact that you're deaf.
00:24:30.000 But don't start using that same BS on your kids and denying them hearing.
00:24:35.000 That's what she's done to herself.
00:24:37.000 She's cursed herself with her own band-aid solution.
00:24:41.000 All right, go ahead.
00:24:46.000 I guess that it's quite lucky that I have never been broody because it means I don't feel that I'm making a sacrifice.
00:24:51.000 However, if I were to have that biological clock kicking in that everyone tells me is going to happen, I would now say no.
00:25:00.000 Even if I did become broody, now I would make a conscious decision not to have children.
00:25:05.000 Yeah, that's what you did.
00:25:06.000 I don't want to contribute to a global population.
00:25:08.000 You see that?
00:25:11.000 She cursed herself with an accident.
00:25:15.000 She cursed herself with a way to get through the day.
00:25:17.000 And now it's affecting real decisions in the real world that could have improved her life.
00:25:23.000 Her poor ovaries.
00:25:24.000 They're trying to save her.
00:25:26.000 All right, one more time.
00:25:27.000 I think we're about to gain lifestyles onto you.
00:25:30.000 That boat just looks so sad.
00:25:33.000 So I find, I try not to be offended or annoyed or patronized by people who say you're going to change your mind.
00:25:40.000 Because actually, this is a conscious choice that I have made and it is something that I really, really like.
00:25:46.000 I've got smearings at the market.
00:25:47.000 I genuinely do not want to have children and that's okay.
00:25:50.000 Great.
00:25:51.000 That's okay.
00:25:53.000 Yeah, of course it's okay.
00:25:54.000 We don't want you arrested.
00:25:55.000 We just think you made a huge mistake.
00:25:58.000 You put all your eggs, Literally in this enviro basket, and you based it on faulty math.
00:26:04.000 And when your own biology, when your own nature, when God stepped in and tried to save the day, you went, No, I have this false equation in my basket, and I'm just going to let my eggs die here.
00:26:16.000 All right, bye.
00:26:17.000 screwed up.
00:26:17.000 I Austin Peterson for U.S. Senate.
00:26:25.000 Austin is an entrepreneur, successful entrepreneur, a businessman who loves guns.
00:26:31.000 And he is running for Senate, I believe it's this summer, as a U.S. Senate candidate in Missouri.
00:26:36.000 You may remember him as the guy who ran for president in the Libertarian Party against Gary Johnson.
00:26:43.000 Gary Johnson, that weirdo pothead with his stupid sneakers.
00:26:47.000 If Gary Johnson had won as president, we'd all be wearing sneakers with suits.
00:26:50.000 And I hate that look.
00:26:51.000 It makes it look like you have some sort of problem with your arches.
00:26:56.000 And you need orthopaedic shoes.
00:27:00.000 But what I love about Austin Peterson is his love of the battle.
00:27:05.000 He wants to fight.
00:27:06.000 He wants to take the low road.
00:27:09.000 And the problem with the right in general is we are monocle-wearing aristocrats.
00:27:14.000 And we say, oh, oh, Rush Limbaugh used the word slut.
00:27:19.000 That's not how we behave.
00:27:20.000 You know, when they fight dirty, I just put on my white gloves and I walk away and I say, no, I always take the high road.
00:27:29.000 Oh, Lord, the Hulus and the Zulus, my heart bleeds for Africa.
00:27:36.000 I must say that I think the only way to win a war is in unison with your fellow soldiers and to make sure that you never get mud on your uniform.
00:27:49.000 You never dirty yourself.
00:27:51.000 One must always perform their duties with the utmost of a blom.
00:27:57.000 No, we tried fighting nice.
00:28:01.000 It's time to fight dirty.
00:28:03.000 And I'm not talking about bump stocks anymore.
00:28:06.000 I want machine guns in Manhattan.
00:28:08.000 Let's talk to Austin about taking the fight to the left.
00:28:12.000 Austin, are you there?
00:28:15.000 I'm here, Gavin.
00:28:16.000 Thanks for having me.
00:28:17.000 Thank you for coming on my show.
00:28:18.000 Now, you said something the other day that I am profoundly excited about.
00:28:24.000 You were talking about the Second Amendment, and you said, instead of constantly being on the defensive and handing them little bits like, okay, let's ban bump stocks and let's bring back the assault rifle, go the opposite direction on the offense and start saying, hey, we want machine guns back.
00:28:42.000 Is that accurate?
00:28:44.000 Yeah, so I'm kind of tired of playing defense on the Second Amendment, right?
00:28:47.000 Because, you know, I mean, I empathize with the victims of these tragedies, but I always say that there's no tragedy, no matter how great, that justifies taking away the rights of innocent people.
00:28:57.000 And when the left is calling for a full repeal of the Second Amendment and the Washington Post is saying one in five Americans want to repeal the Second Amendment, well, I think it's, frankly, it's time to start playing offense, right?
00:29:08.000 And that's why I called for a full repeal of the National Firearms Act and the Hughes Amendment.
00:29:12.000 Now let's make them compromise.
00:29:14.000 Let's see how willing the left is to compromise when we start pushing hard right.
00:29:18.000 Now, the reason I think this is profound is it applies to more than just the Second Amendment.
00:29:24.000 I think this is a huge revelation.
00:29:28.000 The right, conservatives, Republicans, whatever, we have this really irritating thing.
00:29:32.000 And I'm coming from the left where it was Dirty Pool Central, so I'm particularly aware of this.
00:29:36.000 But the right has this sort of big picture, take the high road, we're by ideas, let's debate, let's not be petty.
00:29:44.000 And it doesn't work, especially when the other side is cheating.
00:29:48.000 We need to play Dirty Pool.
00:29:52.000 Well, the left has been following the playbook of this communist by the name of Saul Alinsky, and they have these rules for radicals, right?
00:30:00.000 And the problem is, is that one of their stated principles is that you have to hold your opposition to their principles and their ethically stated principles.
00:30:09.000 So because we're conservatives and because we're libertarians, we have these moral principles that the left just doesn't have.
00:30:15.000 So we can't hold them to their standards, right?
00:30:17.000 Because if it weren't for double standards, the left would have no standards at all.
00:30:21.000 And so, right?
00:30:22.000 So I think that we've got to go on the offense.
00:30:24.000 We've got to start taking the fight to the status and to the enemies of limited government.
00:30:28.000 And right now they're on the march.
00:30:30.000 They're thinking there's going to be a blue wave this fall.
00:30:33.000 And if we start cowing down, we start bending over backwards for them, they're not going to stop.
00:30:38.000 We give them an inch.
00:30:39.000 They're going to take a mile.
00:30:40.000 That's what their stated plan is.
00:30:41.000 They say, if you give us the bump stocks, we're going to go for the rest of your guns.
00:30:45.000 So, you know, it came up because the Republican that I'm running against here in Missouri says, we need to ban firearms accessories with executive orders.
00:30:52.000 So they want the bump stocks now.
00:30:53.000 They're going to want the 30-round mags later.
00:30:55.000 So I'm not going to play that game.
00:30:57.000 Well, they weren't very transparent about it in the past.
00:31:00.000 But with Trump, they've been getting very transparent about a lot of things.
00:31:04.000 Like they've admitted that they need illegal immigration for votes.
00:31:08.000 And they've admitted several times, these are usually in op-eds, but still, they've admitted that they don't just want bomb stocks or they don't just want assault rifles.
00:31:16.000 They really want to repeal the Second Amendment.
00:31:19.000 So let's call a spade a spade and say, all right, well, we're fighting back to get 100% of the Second Amendment.
00:31:25.000 Yeah, and here's the thing.
00:31:26.000 I mean, it's not just good policy.
00:31:28.000 I mean, it's good economy because in Missouri, we have a lot of firearms manufacturers, right?
00:31:33.000 So one of the things that I've been pushing for is to pass the Hearing Protection Act, which would make it so that you don't have to go and get a tax stamp in order to purchase a suppressor for your AR-15.
00:31:43.000 So if we were to pass the Hearing Protection Act on the road to repealing the National Firearms Act, at a minimum, more Missouri manufacturers could make money and be able to sell these things.
00:31:54.000 And we've also got concealed carry reciprocity on the table, right?
00:31:57.000 I think we need to be pushing for that.
00:31:59.000 So that's really what it is.
00:32:00.000 I mean, I realize it's a game of inches, but Donald Trump, art of the deal, always asks for more than you think that you can get.
00:32:06.000 And common sense gun legislation, to me, is the Hearing Protection Act and the concealed carry reciprocity nationwide.
00:32:15.000 Well, I think we should take this premise and apply it to everything.
00:32:18.000 Let's start reading Solinsky.
00:32:20.000 Let's start following his rules.
00:32:22.000 Here's a crazy theory you don't have to advocate.
00:32:25.000 But I never believed that gays wanted gay marriage.
00:32:29.000 I think it was Just like, let's keep the fight over here so we're safe back here at home.
00:32:34.000 Like with the Israeli settlements, I think it's a smart way to keep the battle sort of at the border and not, and then Tel Aviv and Jerusalem are safe at home.
00:32:45.000 Let's ask for machine guns in Manhattan, you know, keep that fight over there, and now we don't have to worry about bump stocks and concealed carry in, you know, sane states like Nebraska or wherever.
00:32:58.000 Yeah, and I don't understand why the Republicans like to placate the left because, I mean, the problem is that, you know, we've got so many spineless jellyfish in Congress that, you know, they've, they've been promised, a campaigning for seven years on the promises to repeal Obamacare, you know, that they were going to cut spending.
00:33:14.000 And then when they get in government, they do the opposite, right?
00:33:16.000 So it's really hard to tell who the good guys are whenever we have these Republican primaries.
00:33:21.000 I mean, thankfully, the internet, we've got much better access to information right now.
00:33:24.000 And if you just actually take a look at many of the Republicans who are running, many of these people have long records of backing down when it comes to our Second Amendment rights and when it comes to our other rights as well.
00:33:34.000 So if you look at the table right now, in order to avoid a blue wave, I think Republicans need to actually be Republicans.
00:33:40.000 Or, you know, don't worry about the letter after their name.
00:33:43.000 Are they a constitutional conservative?
00:33:44.000 You know, do they have a record?
00:33:46.000 And that's what you got to look at.
00:33:47.000 Yeah, Republicans are pussies, and it'll be their downfall.
00:33:50.000 You know, I have this painting in my dining room of Fort DeQuesne, where George Washington was fighting with the British against the French and the Indians.
00:33:58.000 And I'm convinced he saw these Indians jumping out of the trees, and he said, this whole like, hut, hot, hit, ho, isn't working.
00:34:07.000 So let's get in the trees.
00:34:08.000 And I feel like we're in the same scenario right now.
00:34:11.000 The whole like standing in line and don't swear.
00:34:14.000 Like the Antifa is criticizing us for being violent.
00:34:17.000 That's the kind of world we're in.
00:34:19.000 So we say, you know what?
00:34:20.000 No more standing in line.
00:34:21.000 We're gupping the trees now.
00:34:23.000 Let's peg them off from the trees.
00:34:25.000 Yeah, well, let me bring this up.
00:34:27.000 I mean, some people are saying, Austin, you're being unreasonable, right?
00:34:30.000 But I mean, and here's the thing.
00:34:31.000 You know, Frederick Douglass once said that people who want change without agitation are like people who want crops without the ground being tilled up, right?
00:34:40.000 Yeah.
00:34:41.000 You know, we need people like you, Gavin, out there who are willing to throw bombs.
00:34:44.000 We need people like Laura Ingram who are willing to say some hard truths, right?
00:34:48.000 And now we've seen they're going to go after their advertisers, right?
00:34:51.000 They're going to go after your means of making a living and things like that, right?
00:34:55.000 So let's not pretend as if the left has any scruples or principles that they're not going to do everything they can to personally destroy us, right?
00:35:02.000 So unfortunately, I think that sometimes you've got to play, you've got to fight hard.
00:35:06.000 You've got to play, like you said, keep them out past the skirmish line.
00:35:10.000 And we've got to go out there and we've got to say, we've got to fight for some radical things.
00:35:13.000 I mean, and is it really so radical?
00:35:14.000 I mean, what does shall not be infringed really mean anyway?
00:35:18.000 I think that it means what it says.
00:35:20.000 So that's why I've called for this repeal.
00:35:22.000 And you know what?
00:35:23.000 If I'm pissing off moms demand action and people like Montelle Williams, I'm probably doing something right.
00:35:27.000 Yeah, that's a good point, too.
00:35:28.000 Even in our crazy, absurd, radical world, Manhattanites having machine guns would not lead to extra deaths.
00:35:36.000 Machine guns aren't linked to any murder, not any murder, but real murders.
00:35:41.000 You know, 90, whatever the number is, 90% of gun deaths are illegal guns.
00:35:48.000 It's in criminal sense, not including suicide, obviously.
00:35:51.000 But let me ask you something.
00:35:52.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:35:53.000 No, I was just going to say, you know, and how many guns did Barack Obama and Eric Holder walk across the border?
00:35:53.000 Go ahead.
00:35:58.000 I mean, and why is it that the government trusts these rebel groups in the Middle East with fully automatic machine guns, but not the American people?
00:36:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:06.000 All right, this one's a little off topic, but it's a problem we've been having on the show recently.
00:36:11.000 We're all libertarians at heart, but we're mad at Facebook and Twitter censoring conservatives and YouTube shutting down, you know, Diamond and Silk, for example.
00:36:21.000 We're booted off Facebook for being too dangerous.
00:36:24.000 I'm having trouble reconciling a free market absolutism with this obvious censorship that's coming from these big business oligarchs, these monopolies.
00:36:38.000 And Charles Johnson says, well, they're being treated like a utility and they're getting tax breaks.
00:36:42.000 So now we're not getting water to our home.
00:36:44.000 I have trouble seeing Facebook as a utility.
00:36:47.000 How do I reconcile this hypocrisy?
00:36:50.000 Yeah, listen, I hate these Silicon Valley liberals as much as you do.
00:36:54.000 I've been banned from Facebook twice for doing something every good conservative would do and giving away free AR-15s for my campaign.
00:37:01.000 But, you know, and here's the thing.
00:37:03.000 They told us the first time that it happened that this was not a violation of the terms of service because hundreds of people give away guns on Facebook every day.
00:37:10.000 And then the second time that we got banned, they said, oh, it was a violation of the terms of service, but we're going to unban you anyway, probably because they didn't like the heat.
00:37:17.000 And here's the thing, right?
00:37:18.000 These Silicon Valley Titans, they are embedded with our government officials.
00:37:22.000 Cheryl Sandberg, who's the chief operating officer of COO, has contributed the maximum to my Democratic opponent.
00:37:28.000 So they're shutting me down and they're funding her.
00:37:31.000 So something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
00:37:33.000 But what I don't want to do is get the camel's nose under the tent and say, hey, we're going to start regulating you like a public utility because government screws up everything that it touches.
00:37:42.000 And social media sucks.
00:37:44.000 But the problem is that we don't know what's going to happen in the next five to 10 years.
00:37:49.000 The free market is messy.
00:37:51.000 It's not perfect.
00:37:52.000 But what socialists see as market failures, we entrepreneurs see market opportunities.
00:37:58.000 So I'm confident that in the future, we're going to find better platforms than Facebook and Twitter.
00:38:03.000 And again, if you don't like it, don't use it, right?
00:38:05.000 That's really the solution.
00:38:07.000 So as much as it pains me to say, and as much as it's directly affected me and my ability to have free speech, because it is a private company and they ought to be able to set these terms, I just think they ought to be more open about it, Gavin, because they told us directly that they were selectively enforcing these bans.
00:38:25.000 And so if you don't have a platform of people who can back you up, if you're just a regular conservative, high school conservative with not many followers and they want to ban you, then you've got no recourse.
00:38:35.000 So in some ways, I think we're going to have to band together.
00:38:38.000 We're going to have to have a committee's a correspondence and something that some kind of platform that we as conservatives and libertarians can use to fight back.
00:38:44.000 But I think the government's probably going to screw it up if they start right.
00:38:47.000 Did you see those senators and congressmen?
00:38:49.000 It's like, you know, they had the post on Facebook.
00:38:52.000 I told you to take the post down on Facebook.
00:38:54.000 It's like those people are going to regulate Facebook.
00:38:57.000 It's such a circus.
00:38:58.000 You know, the guy comes, Mark Zuckerberg comes out there, all his shareholders push him out and say, Go get humiliated.
00:39:03.000 It'll help our stock.
00:39:05.000 And he sits there and we all go, Yay, we showed Mark Zuckerberg.
00:39:08.000 It's like Lisa Simpson on The Simpsons.
00:39:10.000 She looks at a poo and then looks at the camera and we all go, Yay, we're winning the culture wars.
00:39:15.000 Lisa glanced at a picture of a poo.
00:39:17.000 Yay.
00:39:19.000 Yeah, well, you know, I, you know, I think Ted Cruz probably had it right because he was asking the right questions, which is, you know, are you a publisher, right?
00:39:27.000 Or are you a neutral platform, right?
00:39:29.000 And, you know, Zuckerberg couldn't answer those questions.
00:39:32.000 But do I think that there's a bias against conservatives?
00:39:35.000 Every time I go to an event here in Missouri, I talk to the conservatives.
00:39:35.000 Absolutely.
00:39:39.000 I say, hey, anybody here ever been banned from Facebook or Twitter for being too conservative?
00:39:43.000 And a lot of them will raise their hands, right?
00:39:46.000 And I have a lot of lefty friends and stuff like that.
00:39:50.000 And they never have this problem when they post the most dramatically ridiculous things about like gleefully killing babies through Planned Parenthood, right?
00:39:57.000 And how they, you know, abortion, an abortion in every pot, right?
00:40:00.000 For everybody.
00:40:01.000 So, I mean, and of course, you know, they find what we say radically offensive.
00:40:05.000 Well, frankly, I find what the left says radically offensive.
00:40:07.000 But, you know, when it comes to government regulations, if you watch the parade of morons questioning Mark Zuckerberg, man, those are the last people, again, that I want involved in regulating.
00:40:16.000 Big business can get dangerous, but nothing is worse than big government.
00:40:20.000 They always do a terrible job.
00:40:22.000 Well, Austin, thanks for coming on the show.
00:40:23.000 This has been more than interesting.
00:40:26.000 I'm genuinely excited about this turn.
00:40:29.000 You know, I really feel like we've been nice for too long, and it's time to take the gloves off.
00:40:34.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:35.000 Well, if you like that, we've been giving away AR-15s.
00:40:37.000 We got another big giveaway that I think they're going to absolutely lose their crap over here pretty soon.
00:40:42.000 So keep an eye on us, Gavin, because we're going to keep pushing, keep stirring the pot, and take the fight to the left.
00:40:47.000 Beautiful.
00:40:48.000 Let's do it.
00:40:49.000 Let's do it.
00:40:55.000 Go, Desmond.
00:40:58.000 He's the future of drag.
00:41:00.000 Look at him.
00:41:01.000 Drop down, do the splits.
00:41:02.000 He's sexy.
00:41:04.000 Look at this sexy 10-year-old.
00:41:07.000 Isn't he really hot?
00:41:08.000 Oh, he's on a bed.
00:41:11.000 Oh my God.
00:41:12.000 13-year-old girls shouldn't wear makeup, but he's out there in a rubber mini skirt dancing around.
00:41:21.000 That's it, Desmond.
00:41:22.000 Work it.
00:41:23.000 Get sexy.
00:41:24.000 Walk the runway and keep walking.
00:41:26.000 Walk right off my lawn.
00:41:28.000 That's right.