Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 17, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #117 | Diss Is Us


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47 minutes

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762

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This week, the boys talk about David Buckle and the rape of a 14-year-old girl who thought she was a boy and raped her with a dildo. Also, a trans woman who pretended to be a man so that she could rape and murder a 14 year old girl.

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00:01:04.000 Boys Don't Cry is how I thought it went, but it kind of goes, Boys Don't Cry.
00:01:13.000 Robert Smith from The Cure kind of messing with us there, screwing up our karaoke.
00:01:18.000 That is the song, Boys Don't Cry.
00:01:22.000 And The Cure, by the way, a British band, kind of the most popular poppish, gothy kind of a band that was ever in that genre, that milieu.
00:01:33.000 But I believe that Robert Smith and The Cure were joking.
00:01:39.000 They started doing pop songs just to make each other laugh because pop is so easy.
00:01:44.000 And so the soul like, I love you, love you, oh, I'm in love, you're a nice little girl, that was like a mockery of pop.
00:01:52.000 But then it started exploding all over the charts.
00:01:54.000 And so they went, yeah, that's what we do.
00:01:58.000 We are pop stars, and we're serious about that lovey, lovey, kiss me, kiss me song.
00:02:03.000 So they sort of became a joke, a persona, and they went with it.
00:02:07.000 I think they're still kind of kidding.
00:02:09.000 But you see that a lot in pop culture.
00:02:12.000 Someone will do something as a lark and then everyone goes, I like that thing.
00:02:16.000 And then they go, that's me.
00:02:17.000 And then I think sometimes they get caught up in it.
00:02:20.000 Like Tupac Shakir, he was just a, he loved to dance and rock and roll.
00:02:25.000 And he was in the drama club in New Orleans in school.
00:02:28.000 And then he did a movie called Juice where he was a thug.
00:02:31.000 And then everyone goes, you're a badass.
00:02:33.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm a badass, yo, thug life.
00:02:37.000 And he became this gangster OG because people told him to.
00:02:42.000 Or Lou Reed.
00:02:43.000 He was a nerdy Jewish kid who came to the city, did heroin, and they go, I like you. 1.00
00:02:47.000 Because on heroin, you're sort of rude to people.
00:02:49.000 And they go, I like you.
00:02:50.000 You're a rude dick.
00:02:51.000 And he goes, yeah, that's what I am.
00:02:53.000 Take a walk on the wild side, man.
00:02:56.000 Anyway, the reason I did this was to talk about David Buckle.
00:03:02.000 Here's the movie, Boys Don't Cry, right?
00:03:04.000 It's about, God, what's the name of the person to a party or something?
00:03:11.000 Why don't I should leave the lady alone? 1.00
00:03:13.000 I don't want any trouble here.
00:03:14.000 You gotta be kidding me.
00:03:16.000 Tom, what's up?
00:03:19.000 What's your name again?
00:03:22.000 What are you seeing in the middle?
00:03:23.000 That's Hillary Swank and Chloe 70. 1.00
00:03:26.000 So it's a true story where this trans woman went to a small town, footloose type town, and pretended to be a man.
00:03:35.000 This is a 13 and a 14-year-old, by the way.
00:03:38.000 And then the locals found out that it was a lesbian and they raped and beat her to death. 1.00
00:03:45.000 Obviously terrible.
00:03:46.000 But how about the part where this lesbian was raping a 14-year-old girl with a dildo? 0.98
00:03:52.000 They would have sex and she would sort of sneak a dildo down there to facilitate a penis and hold it like that. 1.00
00:04:00.000 And this woman, Chloe Seveny's character, didn't know that she was being dildoed by a lesbian. 0.77
00:04:07.000 So this story is seen as some sort of heart-wrenching story of homophobia and transphobia.
00:04:12.000 I don't know.
00:04:12.000 Maybe it should be called Don't Rape Teenagers.
00:04:16.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:18.000 Don't do that.
00:04:19.000 Don't shove a dildo in a prepubescent girl and expect there to be no ramifications. 0.99
00:04:27.000 I don't see her as a victim.
00:04:28.000 I see her as someone who was overpunished for a crime.
00:04:33.000 We don't have capital punishment for rape.
00:04:35.000 You're supposed to go to jail for 15 years, which is probably what should have happened to this trans woman. 1.00
00:04:40.000 But anyway, David Buckle, who is the woman, by the way, who was in the that Boys Don't Cry is based on?
00:04:47.000 I bet it's on my phone right now.
00:04:50.000 Yeah, Brandon Tina.
00:04:52.000 Brandon Tina is the name of the lesbian who convinced this girl that she was a boy and raped her with a dildo and was killed for it. 0.88
00:05:01.000 But this guy, David Buckle, he built his whole career on it, right?
00:05:06.000 And I don't know, maybe he's not popular anymore.
00:05:08.000 So he recently burnt himself alive to protest global warming.
00:05:13.000 I know it's not very Christian to speak ill of the dead, but I kind of call BS on this whole thing.
00:05:20.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:21.000 I think that he got dumped or something, or his career was in the toilet, and he wanted to be re-remembered.
00:05:26.000 And he thought, I'm feeling suicidal.
00:05:28.000 And homosexuals have a brutal suicidal rate. 1.00
00:05:30.000 I don't know why.
00:05:32.000 And he thought, I want to go into Blaze of Glory.
00:05:34.000 So he lit himself on fire using quote-unquote fossil fuels as a symbol of what we're doing to ourselves.
00:05:41.000 Dude, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:44.000 Let me sum up the global warming BS in one perfect example.
00:05:49.000 Canada is responsible for 1.5% of the world's carbon emissions.
00:05:53.000 They are tripping over themselves to make up for that horrible crime, and it will make absolutely no difference, even if they get down to zero, nothing compared to China and America and all these other countries. 1.00
00:06:05.000 But they're still bending over backwards and torturing taxpayers to take down that 1.5%.
00:06:10.000 Doesn't that seem problematic to you?
00:06:12.000 That's what we're all doing.
00:06:14.000 We're all trying to fix this problem when we contribute in a very irrelevant way.
00:06:19.000 Did you see this?
00:06:21.000 In LA, they are painting the roads white to help with global warming because when the sun beats down on black tarmac, it's too hot.
00:06:32.000 Can you believe?
00:06:33.000 Is there any video of that?
00:06:34.000 It's one of the, it's kind of satisfying to watch, actually.
00:06:38.000 It's like someone spilling liquid paper all over the road, moving it around.
00:06:43.000 It looks like a fun job to do.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, there's video.
00:06:48.000 And I also don't even understand the physics of it.
00:06:51.000 Like, why don't you lay a white t-shirt down on a road and see how long it stays white for?
00:06:56.000 That's going to be just dark and gray and black before no time with all the cars and the dirt.
00:07:03.000 People in Los Angeles are just the worst.
00:07:06.000 I mean, maybe we should separate.
00:07:08.000 Maybe it is time for Cal exit.
00:07:09.000 Maybe California, Northern California, should just cut out the bottom and say goodbye. 0.59
00:07:13.000 And then, by the way, we cut off their water supply.
00:07:15.000 Won't that be fun?
00:07:17.000 All right.
00:07:18.000 We got a lot to talk about.
00:07:19.000 I haven't seen you in three days.
00:07:20.000 I want to talk about this video that said sleep is racist.
00:07:24.000 That's going to be fun to talk about.
00:07:26.000 And it's not really about black people in that it's about how we overindulge and then blame other people for the side effects of our overindulgence.
00:07:37.000 And then our solution, not discipline, not culpability, our solution is the government should come in and fix my problem.
00:07:44.000 Hey, government, I didn't want to get up and I just peed my pants.
00:07:48.000 Can you institute national pant cleaning, clean pants delivered by the government every day?
00:07:53.000 Because I have pee all over these.
00:07:54.000 In fact, that happened with the judge.
00:07:56.000 She defecated herself and then got mad at everyone because her chair was a mess. 1.00
00:08:00.000 I can't even exaggerate anymore.
00:08:03.000 So we'll get to that.
00:08:05.000 El Emery died.
00:08:07.000 He was a cool Marine.
00:08:08.000 Remember him?
00:08:09.000 Five years ago, he got fired as a Geico spokesman.
00:08:12.000 He's a real Marine who played a fake Marine in full metal jacket.
00:08:16.000 And he's the guy, you dirty maggot.
00:08:18.000 He's the one that had, what's his name, kill himself.
00:08:21.000 Forget the name of that character.
00:08:24.000 Great guy.
00:08:24.000 Very loved by America.
00:08:26.000 Old.
00:08:26.000 He's the America that America forgot.
00:08:29.000 But here's a clip of him from five years ago when he was fired for saying that Obama is flushing America down the toilet and turning us into a socialist hellhole.
00:08:39.000 Go ahead.
00:08:39.000 So I know that you did that Geico commercial and you played like the psychiatrist?
00:08:43.000 Yeah, I got fired.
00:08:44.000 You got fired?
00:08:45.000 Yeah, I got fired.
00:08:46.000 From Geico?
00:08:47.000 After, yeah, after the, because that A jack? 1.00
00:08:51.000 A jack wagon.
00:08:52.000 A jack wagon.
00:08:53.000 What is a jack wagon?
00:08:54.000 I just go fired you because I wasn't too kind about speaking about the administration.
00:09:02.000 So the president administration, so they fired me.
00:09:05.000 Oh, they fired you because of political reasons?
00:09:07.000 Yeah.
00:09:07.000 Just hold on a sec.
00:09:09.000 I mean, don't hold on.
00:09:10.000 Just forget it.
00:09:11.000 By the way, that's a common trick with TMZ.
00:09:13.000 If a celebrity wants to talk to the press and he doesn't want to go through a publicist and all that, they call TMZ and say, I'm going to be at the airport at this time.
00:09:22.000 Ambush me.
00:09:23.000 I did it with Milo once.
00:09:25.000 They had it all planned.
00:09:26.000 They jump out and they start throwing questions at him.
00:09:28.000 He says, yes, my thing was banned.
00:09:29.000 It was ridiculous.
00:09:30.000 And you get to do a statement and it doesn't look like an official statement.
00:09:33.000 So I guarantee you that that guy, his publicist or whatever, set up that ambush and said, just tell them about the Obama thing because no one else is being honest about this story.
00:09:44.000 So TMZ are kind of a useful conduit, just like social media.
00:09:48.000 Soon the left will be trying to ban TMZ.
00:09:53.000 All right.
00:09:54.000 What else do we have?
00:09:54.000 How are we doing for time, Dave?
00:09:56.000 We've only got, what, 20 minutes?
00:09:58.000 We're about 10 minutes in.
00:09:59.000 Oh, good, good, good.
00:10:00.000 Okay.
00:10:00.000 So we had a free speech rally today just outside of Boston.
00:10:03.000 I believe it was in Concord.
00:10:04.000 We had Sargon of Akkad, Kyle Chapman, Shiva, all regulars on the show, out there to talk about free speech.
00:10:10.000 We'll probably have Sargon on tomorrow.
00:10:11.000 I want to get that Australian chick on tomorrow, too, that sort of the Lauren Southern of Australia. 0.96
00:10:18.000 Forget her name.
00:10:18.000 What's her name again?
00:10:20.000 Sydney, I think, right?
00:10:21.000 Yeah, Sydney.
00:10:22.000 Oh, this is someone who did an Annie Mae of it.
00:10:24.000 Yeah.
00:10:24.000 Patriots Day.
00:10:25.000 Concord's about 30 minutes outside of Boston.
00:10:27.000 The weather was brutal today, so he's gorgeous.
00:10:32.000 He dated the nanny for a long time.
00:10:34.000 Anyway, here's an interesting story.
00:10:38.000 A man put cocaine on his penis and killed a woman because cocaine is arsenic, and the second your lips touch it, you will die.
00:10:47.000 Did you know that?
00:10:48.000 No, me neither.
00:10:49.000 This is BS.
00:10:51.000 I'm going to get into this with that sleep is racist video later on.
00:10:55.000 This is terrible logic.
00:10:57.000 A man would put cocaine on his penis, and there ain't nothing wrong with that. 0.97
00:11:01.000 Cocaine is a common aphrodisiac and is often put on genitalia.
00:11:06.000 And if you'll ask Tevi Nix, it can go in other places that are even ruder than the front.
00:11:12.000 But it enhances the experience.
00:11:15.000 It's illegal, deeply immoral, obviously, but you can't die from it.
00:11:20.000 I've known people to die of cocaine overdoses, and it takes about a day of non-stop cocaine.
00:11:26.000 It's not heroin.
00:11:28.000 You'd probably have to snort, honestly, two eight balls, $700 worth, and just snorting that would take you all day.
00:11:35.000 And before that, you'd probably, I don't know, have a panic attack and run out of the room, run to the hospital.
00:11:40.000 You'd get too paranoid.
00:11:42.000 It's very, very difficult to OD on cocaine.
00:11:45.000 And then the last way you're going to OD is going, oh, mu. 0.99
00:11:48.000 So I think what happened here is this guy had sex with women.
00:11:53.000 He also put cocaine on his penis.
00:11:55.000 One of the women died and they went, ergo.
00:11:58.000 It was the cocaine penis. 0.62
00:12:01.000 I mean, journalists and police, they don't seem to know anything.
00:12:03.000 That's what's great about this show.
00:12:05.000 I've been around the block.
00:12:06.000 So when I see stories like this, I can use my bull detector to tell you whether it's false.
00:12:12.000 No, this woman did not die from a cocaine-covered penis. 0.99
00:12:16.000 It would have to look like a basketball of cocaine with a penis somewhere deep in the middle for her to OD on it. 1.00
00:12:23.000 This story is wrong.
00:12:26.000 And it takes a street smart host like me to tell you as much.
00:12:30.000 Here's another one I thought was funny.
00:12:31.000 This woman who is a curvy blogger. 1.00
00:12:35.000 What does it say?
00:12:36.000 Curve blogger.
00:12:37.000 That's different, I guess, from a curvy blogger.
00:12:39.000 Now, let me just explain to you how curvy works, okay? 1.00
00:12:42.000 Men don't mind an ass this big if she pays her waste tax. 1.00
00:12:49.000 So you can come out here, you can do whatever you want.
00:12:52.000 It's like a dog.
00:12:53.000 You can go chase raccoons all day, but you have to come home at the end of the day.
00:12:58.000 If your ass is out here chasing raccoons, You need to come back to at least 60% of where you went out so we can feed you and take care of you and take you to the vet.
00:13:09.000 Now, this is not, let me show you what isn't curvy. 0.99
00:13:13.000 You know, Ferraris, shampoo bottles, they all have an hourglass concept, as Joe DeVito pointed out.
00:13:18.000 This is not curvy.
00:13:20.000 Go full screen on that.
00:13:21.000 So this woman was asked to cover up when she wore her bikini through a Vegas hotel. 1.00
00:13:25.000 You know why?
00:13:26.000 Because she's dying.
00:13:28.000 It's like a junkie covered in barf.
00:13:30.000 You're not different.
00:13:32.000 You're not bodacious.
00:13:34.000 You're not pokritudinous.
00:13:36.000 You're pokridyingous.
00:13:38.000 Look at her.
00:13:39.000 Look how gross she is. 1.00
00:13:41.000 This is not a different type of body.
00:13:44.000 This is not a plus-size model.
00:13:45.000 Look at the other pictures.
00:13:46.000 Scroll down on that, Dave.
00:13:49.000 Look at that leg. 0.99
00:13:51.000 Like, can we just look at this through a doctor's eyes?
00:13:54.000 Totally free of judgment?
00:13:56.000 A medical professional would look at this and go, oh no, we've got our major problem here.
00:14:01.000 This woman is going to die. 1.00
00:14:05.000 Look at her.
00:14:06.000 Look at that cellulite.
00:14:08.000 Look at her body struggling to stay alive. 0.99
00:14:12.000 Curvy? 0.69
00:14:14.000 No, melting.
00:14:15.000 She looks like a melting blob. 0.98
00:14:19.000 Unbelievable, the lies we tell.
00:14:21.000 And once again, as is a common theme on this show, the left and their lies, their socialist lies, always hurt those they purport to help.
00:14:29.000 All right.
00:14:30.000 Also in the news today.
00:14:32.000 Oh, by the way, I guess I should show you this, cover the post.
00:14:34.000 This is us.
00:14:35.000 More about Comey, worst FBI director in history.
00:14:38.000 I don't really care.
00:14:39.000 I think this is done.
00:14:40.000 He's a turncoat.
00:14:41.000 He's a pussy. 0.98
00:14:42.000 He sucks.
00:14:43.000 And he's gone.
00:14:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:47.000 So this is a funny picture.
00:14:49.000 Janice Dickinson, whom I've met before, by the way, I was having lunch at Chateau Marmont with Justin Thoreau and Jennifer Anniston.
00:14:56.000 I like to name drop quite a bit.
00:14:58.000 And Janice Dickinson came over and started harassing Jennifer and saying, oh my God, hi. 1.00
00:15:03.000 Oh, look, I'm with my friend over there.
00:15:05.000 I saw you at that party.
00:15:06.000 And I realized that, you know, there's several tiers of celebrity.
00:15:11.000 And even at the top, the Jennifer Anniston level, she has to deal with a nightmare who's like a couple tiers below her.
00:15:17.000 So they're always being harassed.
00:15:18.000 You could be God and you're getting harassed by some angel pain in the ass all the way down.
00:15:25.000 Being famous sucks.
00:15:26.000 Hey, mass shooters who want to get their name out there, it's not worth it.
00:15:29.000 Being famous blows.
00:15:30.000 But anyway, look at this picture of Janice Dickinson complaining about Bill Cosby.
00:15:34.000 And everyone is saying she looks like Caitlin Jenner.
00:15:39.000 You know why?
00:15:40.000 Because she does.
00:15:41.000 Yeah, she looks like Caitlin Jenner because these plastic surgeons, they all have the same kind of techniques. 0.75
00:15:49.000 Like what happens when a woman gets older, right? 1.00
00:15:51.000 I guess her eyes get wrinkly.
00:15:53.000 She looks like me.
00:15:54.000 Wrinkly guy.
00:15:55.000 Then we get lines here.
00:15:57.000 Then we get this neck thing.
00:15:58.000 So they inject Botox in here and in their forehead.
00:16:02.000 So they get puffy here, puffy there.
00:16:04.000 Then they get the lips.
00:16:05.000 They're trying to make their lips look young and bee stung.
00:16:08.000 So they add stuff there.
00:16:09.000 And that's all got to get pulled up, right?
00:16:12.000 So you end up all looking the same.
00:16:14.000 All plastic surgery victims look the same.
00:16:17.000 And I remember Martin Short said the best thing about it.
00:16:19.000 He said, when you see someone with plastic surgery, you never go, oh, there's a 22-year-old.
00:16:24.000 You go, oh, there's a woman who was in an unfortunate burn accident, and they managed to save her.
00:16:29.000 Thank God.
00:16:30.000 You know, her house burnt down and they managed to give her somewhat of a normal life.
00:16:35.000 Although, in Martin Short's offense, if plastic surgery does look good, like it seems to have done with Roseanne Barr or Ozzy Osborne's wife, she seemed to have come out on top, then you don't notice it.
00:16:47.000 So when we criticize plastic surgery, we're only criticizing the plastic surgery that is obvious.
00:16:53.000 I've had a ton of work done, hundreds of thousands of dollars on this, and you can't tell.
00:16:58.000 All right, we're almost done.
00:17:00.000 Starbucks boycott, I want to talk about.
00:17:03.000 These two black guys are waiting at Starbucks, and someone says, guys, you're loitering.
00:17:08.000 Can you go?
00:17:08.000 If you're not going to eat, you're not a customer here.
00:17:11.000 And they go, no, we're not going to leave.
00:17:14.000 We're waiting for a friend, they say later.
00:17:16.000 And then white people start freaking out.
00:17:19.000 The less black people are in an area, the more whites cherish them. 0.93
00:17:22.000 And their sort of commodification of blacks as pets gets less and less precious as the population of blacks increases. 0.99
00:17:29.000 But this is clearly in an area where there's not a lot of black people, so they can put them on a pedestal and say, why are you being mean to them?
00:17:35.000 They were just waiting for their friend.
00:17:37.000 Bull s ⁇ . 0.60
00:17:39.000 Sorry, I'm really good at seeing through lies today.
00:17:41.000 This show should be called the bullshit detector lie.
00:17:45.000 If you're going to Starbucks and you're going to meet a friend, you're just going to get your order, sit down, and when the friend shows up, he can go get his coffee.
00:17:53.000 It's not Thanksgiving dinner.
00:17:55.000 You don't all have to wait.
00:17:57.000 I didn't want to order my coffee because I don't know what you're going to get.
00:18:00.000 And I wouldn't want us both to get a latte Frappuccino.
00:18:03.000 So I'm just going to sit here for two hours with no friends waiting for you to show and then we can all get our Frappuccinos together.
00:18:11.000 No.
00:18:11.000 But anyway, check out this video of white people freaking out.
00:18:20.000 Why would they be asked to leave?
00:18:22.000 What was their reason for being asked to leave?
00:18:25.000 Look at this civil rights crusader.
00:18:28.000 He's a freedom rider.
00:18:42.000 So the supposition here, I'm using that word too much these days.
00:18:48.000 The assumption here is that we're living in an America where we don't like black people at certain establishments.
00:18:54.000 And Starbucks doesn't want black people at their Starbucks. 0.95
00:18:58.000 No one really believes that.
00:19:00.000 That's such an obvious lie.
00:19:02.000 Hey, boy, what are you doing in my Starbucks?
00:19:05.000 Get the hell?
00:19:05.000 We don't have Negroes in our Starbucks.
00:19:08.000 I like my fried puccinos white.
00:19:11.000 I don't like my coffee black.
00:19:14.000 It's a ridiculous lie.
00:19:15.000 And if anyone is promoting segregation, it's black people having colored only pools. 0.90
00:19:23.000 Soon they're going to want their own fountains. 0.57
00:19:25.000 Or my buddy Chadwick, who wants gay-only bars and doesn't like straits In his bars. 1.00
00:19:31.000 The normal people, people like me, don't want segregation.
00:19:38.000 Everyone else, all the minorities, they're the ones who want segregation. 1.00
00:19:42.000 Anyway, this is the last thing I wanted to talk about.
00:19:44.000 I'm just going to get serious for a second here before we go to New York.
00:19:49.000 I'm going to go outside, put on my fancy crombie, and talk to people on the streets.
00:19:55.000 But before we do that, I have to have some substance to this show.
00:19:59.000 So we bombed Syria. 0.99
00:20:01.000 I was against it.
00:20:02.000 Alex Jones is freaking out.
00:20:05.000 Look at him have a heart attack here.
00:20:06.000 But he was doing good, and that was makes it so bad.
00:20:13.000 Oh, and that's what makes it so bad.
00:20:16.000 If he'd have been a piece of crap from the beginning, it would be so bad.
00:20:21.000 But we made so many sacrifices.
00:20:24.000 And now he's crapping all over us.
00:20:26.000 It makes me sick.
00:20:27.000 And I understand that.
00:20:29.000 We're nationalists, not internationalists.
00:20:32.000 But it appears the damage has been minimized, and it was just a fireworks display.
00:20:36.000 You know, they did get what looks like chemical plants.
00:20:40.000 And by the way, we have a lot of access to information.
00:20:43.000 The president knows every flight that comes in and out of everywhere in the world.
00:20:47.000 So if they think there's chemicals, they have a more, it's more likely they're right than me.
00:20:53.000 I'm not advocating for that intervention, by the way.
00:20:56.000 Just to be crystal clear, totally against war in Syria.
00:21:00.000 If there's going to be some international meddling, I want the Christians in northern Iraq to be helped.
00:21:07.000 I want the white children of farmers in South Africa to be helped.
00:21:11.000 I want us to prioritize our culture, like Christian and South African farmers.
00:21:17.000 Syria is not a concern.
00:21:18.000 I don't care if they are gassing kids.
00:21:20.000 They're gassing kids.
00:21:21.000 They're murdering children all over the world.
00:21:23.000 Sorry, the problem's too big for me to help.
00:21:25.000 I'd rather just stick to my little zone.
00:21:27.000 But that being said, I hope it's over.
00:21:31.000 I hope it won't lead to Russia. 0.97
00:21:32.000 And I also hope that it wasn't these viral videos that made the president and Britain and was it France attack Syria because we're not dogs.
00:21:43.000 We don't run and fetch a tennis ball every time you throw it.
00:21:45.000 But look at these pictures.
00:21:47.000 Now, this isn't evidence the pictures were fake, but it sure looks like it.
00:21:51.000 Looks like a child in a grave in Syria.
00:21:53.000 Not the most, I hate to be callous, and you'll see why I can afford to be callous in a second, but you might want to update your graves.
00:21:59.000 When did we have graves like that?
00:22:00.000 3,000 years ago?
00:22:01.000 That looks basically like a cave grave.
00:22:03.000 You got to get some digging in there and put them in a box or something.
00:22:06.000 Anyway, so that's a horrible picture of a dead child.
00:22:09.000 And then you see soon after, peace.
00:22:12.000 Hi.
00:22:13.000 I'm okay.
00:22:14.000 Now, this could be a fake picture of a fake picture.
00:22:18.000 I'm not presenting this as evidence to a court of law, but it is starting to look suspicious, especially when you add them up.
00:22:24.000 There's the famous picture of the previous kid being backed by Assad and the regime.
00:22:30.000 There he is being sad.
00:22:33.000 But check out this video we see of the kid.
00:22:36.000 They were busy filming and taking photos of the boy instead of giving him first aid, and also they ignored requests by Omran's father to examine the site of the strike and the rubble.
00:22:48.000 Here's more of what Mohammed told us.
00:22:54.000 I didn't ask for anything with regard to Omran.
00:22:56.000 No media, no fame, nothing.
00:22:58.000 They photographed him without my consent.
00:23:01.000 I brought him back here so that no one would exploit him.
00:23:04.000 I shaved his head.
00:23:05.000 I even changed his name.
00:23:07.000 I prevented him from going out in the street.
00:23:10.000 Wait, isn't that guy on the media right now?
00:23:14.000 All right, here's another picture.
00:23:15.000 Poor bastard there, buried in rubble.
00:23:17.000 The white helmets are taking him.
00:23:19.000 Hey, let's take a selfie, by the way, after we rescue you.
00:23:22.000 Again, this is not pure evidence, but there's a lot of these.
00:23:25.000 Like, look at this.
00:23:26.000 I wouldn't show you on this show a horrible picture of a dead boy unless there was a picture next to it of the boy smiling with chickens, dead chickens around him.
00:23:37.000 It's chicken blood that he's got on him.
00:23:40.000 Or look at this picture.
00:23:42.000 Again, this is not evidence in a court of law, but it's starting to mount up and look pretty darn suspicious, isn't it?
00:23:47.000 Here's my favorite one.
00:23:48.000 Okay, this one is very hard to Photoshop.
00:23:50.000 Look at these children playing with a ball before they have to start acting like they've been attacked.
00:23:57.000 Uh-oh, the alarm has sounded.
00:24:00.000 And everyone's got to get down on the ground and start doing the jitterbug.
00:24:05.000 What's it called?
00:24:05.000 It was in the movie Animal House when they otistic in the nights played that song.
00:24:09.000 Look, gas masks on and everything.
00:24:12.000 Now, this could be a drill.
00:24:13.000 There's a million reasons for this.
00:24:14.000 Or what about this one?
00:24:15.000 Girl running to survive and all her family have been killed.
00:24:18.000 It's not Hollywood.
00:24:18.000 This is real in Syria.
00:24:20.000 Save Aleppo.
00:24:21.000 Poor girl running through these dead bodies. 1.00
00:24:22.000 No, actually, it's a music video.
00:24:26.000 Anyway, these go on and on.
00:24:27.000 They're all over the net.
00:24:28.000 And I've seen these with Palestine. 0.80
00:24:30.000 They call it Paliwood, where they fake these horrible deaths.
00:24:33.000 Look, I don't know if this is what led to the bombing of Syria.
00:24:37.000 It better not have been, though, because I don't like bombing.
00:24:39.000 All right, that's enough serious stuff for me.
00:24:41.000 I want to talk about this idea that sleep is racist because I think it's a great idea about how all of us, me included, tend to overindulge ourselves and then blame it on some sort of ism and say, it's not really my fault. 0.66
00:24:55.000 I'm a fat pig.
00:24:57.000 It's your fault for being mean to me.
00:25:00.000 But first, let's go meet some people on the streets.
00:25:04.000 Sa-March, de par Français.
00:25:05.000 Ques que savadi, ricit le sadoy c'est nom.
00:25:09.000 C'est la nom de la company que fét lementeau.
00:25:12.000 Wait, C'esto.
00:25:12.000 Aque, Sa Marge.
00:25:14.000 Hey, how does the French, how do the French perceive the United States today?
00:25:19.000 How do you see us?
00:25:21.000 American people?
00:25:22.000 Yes.
00:25:23.000 Very cool.
00:25:24.000 How do you feel about Trump?
00:25:29.000 It's okay.
00:25:29.000 You can insult.
00:25:30.000 I can take it.
00:25:30.000 Honestly, I don't know because I'm not very interested in the politics.
00:25:34.000 So Trump, French president or French president everywhere, I don't mind.
00:25:39.000 You don't care?
00:25:39.000 No.
00:25:40.000 Is it true that no one in France is capable of a monogamous relationship?
00:25:45.000 What?
00:25:46.000 You guys cannot not cheat.
00:25:49.000 Us?
00:25:50.000 Yes, you're always having sex.
00:25:52.000 Yep.
00:25:53.000 You're always cheating on your girlfriend.
00:25:58.000 Mitress.
00:25:59.000 Mitress.
00:26:00.000 Pous avait toujour des mitres salor.
00:26:02.000 No, not always.
00:26:03.000 What about you?
00:26:04.000 I don't have it.
00:26:06.000 You don't want?
00:26:07.000 No, I don't want.
00:26:08.000 I got my girlfriend.
00:26:09.000 And in one week.
00:26:11.000 Oh, you're gonna get married in a week?
00:26:12.000 Yep.
00:26:13.000 And are you gonna stay with her?
00:26:15.000 Yep.
00:26:15.000 Are you gonna never leave her?
00:26:17.000 I don't think so.
00:26:18.000 What if the maid is wearing one of those French maid uniforms with the garter belt and the little skirt there and she's got the feather duster and she's like, ooh, allor, and her skirt kind of rides up a bit? 0.96
00:26:30.000 Whoopsie.
00:26:31.000 Will you be at least tempted?
00:26:33.000 I lose you, man.
00:26:34.000 Where do you live?
00:26:35.000 Paris?
00:26:35.000 No, in Toulouse, South.
00:26:37.000 Ah, Toulouse.
00:26:38.000 Have you ever heard the song by the Stranglers?
00:26:40.000 Goodbye Toulouse.
00:26:47.000 We.
00:26:50.000 Hi guys, I'm woke.
00:26:52.000 I'm actually so woke that I don't sleep.
00:26:54.000 And one of the reasons I don't sleep is because sleep is racist.
00:26:58.000 Did you know that?
00:26:59.000 Black people get less sleep than other people. 1.00
00:27:01.000 And it's because they're tossing and turning.
00:27:04.000 I'm sorry to laugh.
00:27:05.000 They're tossing and turning all night, worrying about how racist America is.
00:27:11.000 Roll the tape.
00:27:14.000 Your body is a temple.
00:27:16.000 Sign is also an underfunded museum of natural history.
00:27:20.000 It shuts down at noon because I didn't get enough sleep.
00:27:23.000 Can you just pause already?
00:27:24.000 I've noticed a pattern with these videos.
00:27:27.000 A, we don't know who writes them.
00:27:28.000 And I think if someone is preaching you this, this controversial diatribe, should you know who wrote it?
00:27:35.000 I want to take them to task because they write crazy crap with brutally terrible logic.
00:27:42.000 And another thing I've noticed, B, what they do is they come up with a thing like sleep is racist, and then they sort of buttress it with about a minute of facts.
00:27:53.000 So no one makes it down to the second minute.
00:27:55.000 So you see this crazy statement, you see the opening, and you go, yeah, all right, that's pretty true.
00:28:00.000 No, a good article starts out with the lead, tells you what it is, and explains why immediately.
00:28:07.000 But we don't get that here.
00:28:08.000 We get a bunch of motherhood statements, jargon like, you should get a good night's sleep.
00:28:13.000 Thanks for the wake-up call.
00:28:16.000 Hit it.
00:28:16.000 Four, I am a terrible sleeper.
00:28:20.000 It turns out I'm not alone in this.
00:28:22.000 Okay.
00:28:23.000 This is hard to hear, but no shocker, really.
00:28:25.000 The Centers for Disease Control say insufficient sleep is a public health epidemic.
00:28:29.000 More than a third of Americans aren't getting enough sleep.
00:28:33.000 The recommended amount of sleep varies by age, with newborns needing the most and adults needing at least seven hours.
00:28:40.000 But while over 60% of Americans aren't getting enough restful sleep, there's a striking disparity when you look at race.
00:28:47.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:28:49.000 You started out this video talking about how there's a sleep deprivation epidemic, and that was multiracial.
00:28:54.000 And now you're focusing on race.
00:28:56.000 So you get all that previous research is jammed into the black problem.
00:29:00.000 I would wager why, I agree, by the way, that we're not getting enough sleep, and I would wager it's because of overindulgence.
00:29:07.000 I think millennials are checking their phones too much. 1.00
00:29:10.000 They're looking at their phones until they fall asleep looking at their phones.
00:29:13.000 They wake up in the middle of the night and check their phones.
00:29:16.000 And the second they wake up, they check their phones.
00:29:19.000 They also play way too many video games.
00:29:22.000 They play video games all night long, literally all night long.
00:29:26.000 And I would wager that black people play Fortnite for longer than white people, young people I'm talking about.
00:29:33.000 Although I think the average age of video game players is 30, so they're not so young anymore.
00:29:36.000 But in a community, in a culture where one in four are born out of wedlock without dads, you're going to have 75% fatherless households in the black community.
00:29:49.000 And you know what that means?
00:29:51.000 Less discipline.
00:29:52.000 And you know what less discipline means?
00:29:53.000 More video games.
00:29:54.000 And you know what more video games means?
00:29:56.000 Less sleep.
00:29:58.000 But let's hear your theory, Miss Woke.
00:30:01.000 A little over half of black Americans reported getting seven hours or more of sleep.
00:30:07.000 Sleep is essential to health.
00:30:09.000 Everyone has to do it.
00:30:10.000 Thanks.
00:30:11.000 So why aren't Black Americans getting enough of it? 0.61
00:30:13.000 I just told you because of Fortnite.
00:30:17.000 What does a good night's sleep look like?
00:30:20.000 You.
00:30:21.000 A good night's sleep is spending at least 85% of the time sleeping in the bed.
00:30:25.000 Like an actual bed.
00:30:27.000 Not on the floor, not on the couch.
00:30:29.000 Thank you.
00:30:30.000 Just stop here.
00:30:31.000 Did you know that, by the way?
00:30:32.000 That you should not sleep on the floor.
00:30:35.000 We actually have PSAs in Australia that tell Aboriginals not to sleep on the road because they'll get hit by a car.
00:30:41.000 But here in the West, I guess Australia is Western, but here in America, we know not to sleep on the ground.
00:30:47.000 Thank you for that tip.
00:30:49.000 And by the way, one other thing.
00:30:51.000 You want to have restless sleep?
00:30:53.000 Try being an entrepreneur.
00:30:56.000 Try tossing and turning all night because you don't know if your vendors are going to be supplying the product on time.
00:31:04.000 Try worrying all night about getting audited.
00:31:06.000 Trying worrying all night as a restaurant owner that you're going to get dinged for fines.
00:31:11.000 Running a business in this country, and America is one of the easiest places to run a business.
00:31:16.000 Canada is much worse.
00:31:17.000 Europe is brutal.
00:31:19.000 England is incredibly socialist.
00:31:21.000 Canada will ream you up the butt for every little slight transgression.
00:31:27.000 This is why we got to venerate entrepreneurs because they're not getting sleep.
00:31:30.000 And that I can prove.
00:31:31.000 But anyway, let's hear why blacks don't get sleep. 1.00
00:31:34.000 Someone's desk.
00:31:35.000 Sorry, Sam.
00:31:37.000 Falling asleep in 30 minutes or under.
00:31:39.000 Yeah, Japan.
00:31:40.000 Waking up only once per night.
00:31:40.000 And if you do wake up, it's for less than 20 minutes.
00:31:43.000 And don't forget the recommended seven hours or more of sleep.
00:31:47.000 Yeah, you said that.
00:31:48.000 Sleep is spending less than 74% of sleeping time in bed, taking more than an hour to fall asleep, waking up numerous times throughout the night.
00:31:56.000 And if you do wake up, it's for 41 minutes.
00:31:58.000 Shut up, you spoiled brat. 1.00
00:32:02.000 I'm just sick of people whining all the time.
00:32:04.000 I'm not getting enough sleep.
00:32:05.000 If you're not getting enough sleep, you're not tired enough.
00:32:08.000 Okay?
00:32:09.000 We don't live in a country where you don't get enough sleep.
00:32:12.000 You don't get enough food.
00:32:13.000 There's sleep and food everywhere.
00:32:15.000 People fall asleep with hamburgers in their mouth.
00:32:19.000 Go ahead.
00:32:20.000 Getting too little or bad sleep can have this 1910.
00:32:24.000 There's a suspicion that disparities in sleep are also contributing to disparities in other areas in Health like heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and maybe even early death.
00:32:34.000 All these health risks and conditions disproportionately affect black Americans, who are five times more likely to get short sleep.
00:32:42.000 Just pause.
00:32:43.000 Black women live longer than black men. 1.00
00:32:46.000 So I don't know where you get this idea that black people are dying of heart disease and diabetes all the time.
00:32:50.000 Poor people tend to die of things like lung cancer from smoking and all other things you get from not having a relaxed lifestyle.
00:32:58.000 But she's about to pin all this on racism.
00:33:01.000 And I got to jump ahead here because I want to talk.
00:33:05.000 This is their logic, right?
00:33:07.000 Black Americans are sleep deprived. 1.00
00:33:09.000 It can't be Fortnite.
00:33:12.000 So that's one statement.
00:33:13.000 Black Americans are sleep deprived. 1.00
00:33:15.000 Sure, fine.
00:33:16.000 Racism causes stress.
00:33:18.000 Yes, I agree with that.
00:33:20.000 Stress can lead to sleep deprivation.
00:33:22.000 All right.
00:33:24.000 Therefore, black Americans are getting less sleep because of racism.
00:33:29.000 No, that's not how logic works, okay?
00:33:32.000 You might as well say homosexuals are dying because people make fun of their red leather short shorts.
00:33:39.000 Really?
00:33:40.000 Yes.
00:33:40.000 Allow me to explain.
00:33:42.000 Homosexuals in America have a high suicide rate.
00:33:45.000 True.
00:33:46.000 Homosexuals wear red short shorts. 1.00
00:33:48.000 That is pretty true.
00:33:50.000 Being made fun of causes stress.
00:33:52.000 Yes.
00:33:53.000 Stress can lead to suicide.
00:33:54.000 Yes.
00:33:56.000 Suicide is more common, as I said, so it must be coming from being teased for the red leather short shorts.
00:34:02.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:03.000 You don't get to do that.
00:34:05.000 You don't get to say a bunch of things that are true and then conflate them all together.
00:34:11.000 Logic 101 here.
00:34:13.000 All right, go ahead, Fro.
00:34:14.000 First point to stress caused by discrimination as one strong possibility.
00:34:20.000 In 2000, over 700 published studies have established a connection between discrimination and physical and mental wellness.
00:34:20.000 One strong possibility.
00:34:28.000 In one study, scientists found that the more discrimination a person felt, the less deep sleep they experienced.
00:34:34.000 Sure, they're called black straps.
00:34:35.000 Participants of this study perceived more discrimination and slept more in light sleep and less in deep sleep.
00:34:41.000 Poor sleep quality is also strongly associated with how much money you make.
00:34:46.000 Black Americans are more likely to live in poverty compared to black people.
00:34:49.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:34:50.000 I'm sorry to interrupt again.
00:34:51.000 And by the way, did you see that montage of articles?
00:34:54.000 Freddie Mac sued for racial discrimination.
00:34:57.000 Ergo, they're not getting enough sleep.
00:35:01.000 You're not allowed to do that.
00:35:03.000 All right, go ahead.
00:35:04.000 I forgot what I was going to say.
00:35:06.000 It's a function of economics.
00:35:07.000 Oh, yeah, that was it.
00:35:08.000 Pause, pause.
00:35:09.000 If I was black, and I'm not, although the Irish have been called the N-words of Europe, you know, no blacks, no Irish, no dogs. 0.51
00:35:18.000 Although I hear that sign was actually a myth.
00:35:20.000 It only was put up like once.
00:35:22.000 But if I was black, I would be embarrassed by this constant explanation for failure, this total lack of culpability.
00:35:33.000 We're not getting enough sleep.
00:35:34.000 Why?
00:35:34.000 Because you were racist to me.
00:35:35.000 That makes someone look weak.
00:35:37.000 I live in New York City.
00:35:39.000 I get insulted a hundred times a day.
00:35:41.000 Hey, move it. 0.99
00:35:42.000 Forget about what are you doing over there?
00:35:44.000 Hey, f ⁇ face.
00:35:45.000 Hurry up.
00:35:46.000 That's life in New York.
00:35:47.000 I don't sit in the shower and cry every night because someone was mean to me.
00:35:52.000 This whole idea that we can't succeed, blacks can't get sleep, blacks can't eat properly because someone is racist makes them look like complete pussies.
00:36:04.000 All right, go ahead.
00:36:05.000 Poor working shifts probably won't get the best sleep compared to folks who have a consistent schedule.
00:36:11.000 Generally, people who have more opportunities, more control over their lives, are also better sleepers.
00:36:18.000 There's a connection between more control over their lives.
00:36:22.000 Poor communities are faced with higher pollution, elevated noise levels, crime, greater population density, and sometimes limited access to air conditioning.
00:36:31.000 Can you just pause it?
00:36:32.000 Limited access to air conditioning.
00:36:33.000 By the way, an air conditioner is $200 and they last infinity years.
00:36:37.000 Your AC is not going to break.
00:36:39.000 Those cheap ones you get at Home Depot, those $200 ones, they make a small bedroom freezing cold and they last forever.
00:36:46.000 They're worth way less.
00:36:47.000 I mean, they cost way less than a dollar a day.
00:36:50.000 Meanwhile, bums seem to manage to get $12 of vodka in them a day.
00:36:55.000 So you can't afford a dollar of cold air a day?
00:36:58.000 Bull.
00:37:01.000 And by the way, this whole video applies much more to entrepreneurs than black people.
00:37:07.000 Entrepreneurs are broke for the first two years they start a business.
00:37:10.000 Entrepreneurs live in poor neighborhoods.
00:37:13.000 Entrepreneurs are starting from scratch.
00:37:15.000 Entrepreneurs are stressed out all night.
00:37:18.000 Do you see them whining in a video?
00:37:20.000 I don't get enough sleep.
00:37:22.000 You're mean to me.
00:37:23.000 My life is so hard.
00:37:26.000 Oh.
00:37:28.000 All right, this is getting boring.
00:37:29.000 Go ahead.
00:37:30.000 Families are middle income.
00:37:31.000 They're more likely to live in poorer neighborhoods, which these environmental factors could still influence their sleep.
00:37:37.000 All of these bands could still influence.
00:37:41.000 So now the pollution in the air in the poor neighborhood is seeping into the bedroom and having them cough all night and they can't sleep.
00:37:47.000 And that's why they're not incredibly successful mathematicians.
00:37:51.000 It's downright embarrassing.
00:37:53.000 Stop whining.
00:37:54.000 And by the way, this woman's obese. 1.00
00:37:56.000 Look at her.
00:37:57.000 Look at my overalls and look at her enormous overalls that are doing hard work. 1.00
00:38:02.000 Those poor overalls aren't going to get any sleep tonight. 0.58
00:38:04.000 You're stressing your overalls out.
00:38:06.000 Talk about stressed denim.
00:38:07.000 This poor woman's outfit is working like a dog. 1.00
00:38:13.000 Go ahead, Chubby, and tell me how horrible your life is.
00:38:15.000 Stress can compound on existing health conditions.
00:38:18.000 A consistent finding is that when we see insulin, we also start seeing signs of insulin resistance, which is a precursor to diabetes.
00:38:26.000 We start to see signs of insulin resistance.
00:38:28.000 You know what a precursor to diabetes is?
00:38:30.000 Overindulging yourself with fast food.
00:38:32.000 If you go to McDonald's and KFC every single day and eat crappy food, crappy fried food, you're going to get diabetes.
00:38:40.000 So overindulgence can be rough on sleep.
00:38:42.000 And that, by the way, is my message for this whole video.
00:38:46.000 I call BS on racial discrimination causing sleep loss.
00:38:51.000 Come on.
00:38:52.000 Sleep loss is caused by overindulgence.
00:38:55.000 It's caused by staring at your phone till you fall asleep staring at your phone.
00:38:59.000 It's caused by video Games and your unhealthiness, a big part of it is overindulgence.
00:39:05.000 You're a fat pig because you eat too much fast food.
00:39:09.000 And yes, that includes people on food stamps.
00:39:13.000 You overindulge yourselves.
00:39:16.000 And all of America, this is white, black, everyone. 0.74
00:39:20.000 Stop overindulging yourself, then getting sick and bloated and complaining that you're sick and bloated and trying to blame me for your lot in life.
00:39:30.000 Okay, curvy ladies. 1.00
00:39:33.000 You're not curvy.
00:39:35.000 You're dying.
00:39:37.000 Go ahead, homosexual man. 1.00
00:39:42.000 Long-term stress can be chronic elevation.
00:39:45.000 Another trick here.
00:39:46.000 Sorry.
00:39:46.000 Stop using pictures from the civil rights era when blacks genuinely had a gripe.
00:39:52.000 You can't show me some poor bastards in line during the Great Depression and say, we're not getting sleep.
00:39:52.000 Okay?
00:39:57.000 And then show some fat lady with triple D's going, I'm not getting enough sleep because I was in a lineup all day waiting for a job in 1930. 0.86
00:40:04.000 I'm a time-traveling victim.
00:40:08.000 Go ahead.
00:40:09.000 Which suppress the immune system, increase blood pressure, contribute to obesity, and more.
00:40:13.000 Oh, now it's my fault you're fat.
00:40:15.000 Half of all black adults in the U.S. contributes to other serious sleep conditions like sleep apnea, a disorder where breathing is.
00:40:22.000 Just pause it.
00:40:23.000 Here's a study by me called Why You're Fat.
00:40:27.000 You burn more calories.
00:40:29.000 No, sorry, you burn less calories than you take in.
00:40:32.000 I'm going to write a diet book that'll be this thick and just say that on every page.
00:40:36.000 You are burning less calories than you take in.
00:40:39.000 That's why you're fat.
00:40:41.000 And yes, that will lead to all kinds of health problems from lack of sleep to death.
00:40:47.000 We have something like half a million obesity-related deaths a year in America.
00:40:52.000 That's not from me saying the N-word.
00:40:54.000 That's from you saying the KFC word.
00:40:59.000 During sleep.
00:41:00.000 And sleep apnea increases the risk.
00:41:02.000 Sleep apnea is racism now?
00:41:04.000 Bad sleep apnea.
00:41:05.000 What isn't racism?
00:41:07.000 Every single cell of your body has a clock that cycles on and off throughout the day.
00:41:11.000 All these clocks are producing feedback loops.
00:41:13.000 So when you disrupt the big clock in your brain, you're probably going to disrupt some of the best.
00:41:17.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:41:19.000 This is like gay Alexa. 1.00
00:41:20.000 They have some homosexual millennial read a Wikipedia page and then say it back to me. 0.97
00:41:26.000 Hey, gay Alexa, what are cells? 1.00
00:41:30.000 I don't need you to tell me this.
00:41:32.000 It's like Justin Trudeau when he was talking about particle theory.
00:41:35.000 And you could tell he just read the first two lines of Wikipedia in his limousine on the way to the talk.
00:41:44.000 Even modest sleep loss can trigger the immune system's inflammatory response to disease.
00:41:49.000 What are we talking about now?
00:41:51.000 It all becomes a vicious cycle, leading to worsening health conditions.
00:41:56.000 Having enough good sleep, it's a big deal.
00:41:59.000 But just telling people to get more sleep probably isn't that effective.
00:42:03.000 Fixing the sleep gap means handling it at both the individual level and the policy level.
00:42:08.000 Having accessible and affordable housing your jobs.
00:42:13.000 Just pause.
00:42:14.000 The government needs to help you get more sleep.
00:42:16.000 We need more sleep policies.
00:42:18.000 By the way, Maggie Thatcher, when she was prime minister, she slept four hours a night. 0.64
00:42:23.000 Do you know how many videos there are about how horrible it was for her to be prime minister of Britain?
00:42:28.000 Not a ton.
00:42:29.000 Go ahead.
00:42:31.000 Workers.
00:42:31.000 This is ridiculous, by the way.
00:42:32.000 And more time sleeping.
00:42:34.000 Employers could use sleep wellness programs to incentivize workers to catch up on their Zs, though a government mandate would make this more widespread.
00:42:42.000 Stop.
00:42:43.000 Did you catch that?
00:42:44.000 Oh my God, I'm glad we didn't turn it off.
00:42:47.000 The BBC pays its employees.
00:42:49.000 The BBC is a government institution, by the way.
00:42:51.000 The BBC pays its employees to sleep.
00:42:55.000 Wow.
00:42:56.000 By the way, where are the ER doctors in this video?
00:42:59.000 The guys that will go two days without sleep?
00:43:01.000 Or how about the cops who do the night shift?
00:43:04.000 Yeah, that's black and white, by the way.
00:43:06.000 Who do the night shift?
00:43:07.000 And then on Sunday, they got to take their kids to a baseball game so they can't sleep.
00:43:12.000 And they don't get to sleep till lunch that day.
00:43:15.000 So they're up for 36 hours, sometimes two entire days, by the way.
00:43:19.000 No talk of that.
00:43:19.000 Where's the cop and the doctor lack of sleep, the EMT lack of sleep?
00:43:24.000 No talk of that.
00:43:25.000 What we're talking about here, though, and yes, you did just hear that right.
00:43:29.000 We need the government to institute policies.
00:43:33.000 This is insane.
00:43:34.000 To institute policies that force us to get more sleep.
00:43:39.000 What are you talking about?
00:43:40.000 We can't even use joke analogies anymore.
00:43:42.000 I used to make this joke analogy where I'd say, if the government forces all to brush our teeth, cavities would just plummet and we would have an 80% rise in dental health.
00:43:51.000 Do you want to live in a country where the government forces you to brush your teeth?
00:43:54.000 Now I can't make that crazy analogy anymore because people are saying it in real life.
00:43:59.000 We need the government to tell us to go to bed.
00:44:01.000 And by the way, seven hours?
00:44:03.000 That's a ton.
00:44:05.000 That's like you'd go to bed at 11 and get up at 6 and you'd still get seven hours.
00:44:11.000 So you can't do, wait a minute, my math isn't great.
00:44:14.000 What does that leave you?
00:44:14.000 Like 18 hours to work every single day?
00:44:17.000 That's a ton of time to work.
00:44:19.000 We're overworking?
00:44:20.000 We're working more than 18 hours a day?
00:44:22.000 Bull.
00:44:24.000 You're watching TV more than 18 hours a day.
00:44:28.000 You lazy fat pigs.
00:44:32.000 Go ahead.
00:44:33.000 Some researchers are using community outreach to guide neighborhoods.
00:44:36.000 Community outreach.
00:44:38.000 Go to bed, people.
00:44:39.000 Go to bed.
00:44:41.000 It seems pretty clear that there's a correlation between bad sleep and poor health outcomes.
00:44:45.000 It's still not known if you give people better sleep, if those health outcomes will then improve.
00:44:50.000 And this research is still ongoing, so this is going to be a really key thing to know that if we can improve people's sleep, we may be able to make them healthier.
00:44:58.000 And maybe tackling other inequalities in the U.S. would be more of a reality and less of a dream.
00:45:06.000 Oh, what a disgusting mess.
00:45:09.000 You make a bunch of really loose, crappy suppositions.
00:45:14.000 I hope I'm using that word correctly.
00:45:16.000 Then you have a sort of a plucky cello boop boop boop boop with some keyboards and some happy music and a cat jumps off of bed and now stop being racist because I can't sleep.
00:45:26.000 We cannot demonize food stamps and the children who are depending on them the millions of people.
00:45:34.000 Have you seen gigantic children?
00:45:36.000 No, you can't point to the surfer and point to the Dominican person who's doing America.
00:45:41.000 We're absolutely fat and lazy.
00:45:49.000 That's it, folks.
00:45:50.000 We went a little over time there.
00:45:52.000 Quite a long intro.
00:45:54.000 I want to play a fun game with this final video.
00:45:56.000 I'm going to play the audio first, and you try to guess what you're listening to.
00:46:01.000 Ready?
00:46:02.000 All right, Dave.
00:46:03.000 Hit the audio.
00:46:08.000 I'll pay you a million dollars if you can guess what this is.
00:46:18.000 Sounds like an angry duck is trying to get something of value underneath a chest of drawers.
00:46:30.000 Wrong.
00:46:30.000 You want to see what it is?
00:46:32.000 It is two ladies who are deaf having a sign language argument about a man they love. 0.55
00:46:39.000 Go full screen on that.
00:46:40.000 Fuck!
00:46:47.000 Can you imagine how loud that would be if they weren't deaf? 1.00
00:46:59.000 All right, that's enough.
00:47:00.000 That's enough.
00:47:01.000 If I saw two deaf women screaming on me, I would say, ladies, ladies, there's not enough of me to go around. 1.00
00:47:07.000 One of you are going to have to win this fight.