Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 23, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #120 | Nightmare in the Sky


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

158.44098

Word Count

7,114

Sentence Count

722

Misogynist Sentences

69

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

A woman named Jennifer Riordan was killed when a plane carrying her and her family crashed into the earth, and her body was sucked out of the plane by a rogue passenger, a woman named Tammy Jo Schultz, who managed to survive.


Transcript

00:00:43.000 That was Polly Styrene of X-ray Specs.
00:00:46.000 I was reading a punk children's book to my punk kids last night as a punk dad, and I saw she was being x-rayed in the book because she's in the band X-Ray Specs.
00:00:55.000 That's what you just heard, their big hit, No Bondage from probably 1977.
00:01:01.000 And go to the next slide there.
00:01:03.000 It says, does she have a germ?
00:01:05.000 Is she sick?
00:01:06.000 Or is she germ-free?
00:01:08.000 What can you see?
00:01:09.000 While they made that book in 2006, she was developing breast cancer.
00:01:15.000 She discovered it later and decided to go the herbal route where she died.
00:01:21.000 That's what punks do.
00:01:22.000 They reject mainstream traditionalism.
00:01:25.000 They don't need the man.
00:01:27.000 And then they die.
00:01:28.000 Ari up from the slits did the same thing with her breast cancer.
00:01:31.000 She went to Jamaica to have it treated herbally, as Bob Marley did.
00:01:35.000 Bob Marley didn't want his toe cut off because man cannot be separated from man, you know.
00:01:41.000 You need to keep your body together.
00:01:43.000 Okay, well, your toe has cancer, so it's going to metastasize and kill you.
00:01:48.000 All dead.
00:01:49.000 And it kind of got me thinking about how we need to protect the left from themselves.
00:01:54.000 They're so bad at anything but the patriarchy.
00:01:57.000 They go, move away, capitalism.
00:01:59.000 Move away, patriarchy.
00:02:00.000 Step aside.
00:02:01.000 Let us take over.
00:02:02.000 And you go, what do you got?
00:02:04.000 I got cream for my boobs.
00:02:06.000 You're dead.
00:02:07.000 I'm not going to touch my toes, man.
00:02:10.000 You're dead.
00:02:11.000 Or remember this Nancy Long?
00:02:13.000 She is insanely hot.
00:02:17.000 She's like an 8.8.
00:02:20.000 And she did a tweet a long time ago about toxic masculinity.
00:02:24.000 Cut to a few years later.
00:02:28.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:02:29.000 Toxic white masculinity.
00:02:30.000 I don't know what year that was.
00:02:32.000 But not long after, she writes an article for salon.
00:02:36.000 She's an academic.
00:02:37.000 I think she's Canadian.
00:02:40.000 Not long after, her immigrant Uber driver, by the way, immigrants, mass immigration, that's women voting, voting with their hearts' feelings.
00:02:47.000 They just want a place to stay.
00:02:49.000 They just want a place to crash.
00:02:52.000 So they bring in illegals and Muslims, and these Uber drivers end up killing people in New York, and they tried to kill her.
00:02:59.000 Luckily, there was some toxic masculinity there to save the day.
00:03:04.000 Good work, construction workers.
00:03:07.000 Good thing Nancy Long didn't get her way and abolish masculinity because it ended up saving her life.
00:03:13.000 You see what I'm screaming?
00:03:16.000 Now, while I bask in my own sexism, Nightmare in the Sky happened, and a woman named, what's her name here?
00:03:24.000 Jennifer Riordan was ripped out of the plane.
00:03:28.000 Southwest Airlines engine exploded.
00:03:30.000 It's yesterday's news, literally.
00:03:32.000 But I'm a prominent sexist, one of America's leading sexists.
00:03:36.000 I never give women a break.
00:03:37.000 And it turns out the pilot who had nerves of steel, Tammy Joe Schultz, is obviously a woo.
00:03:46.000 Sorry.
00:03:48.000 The pilot of this plane that was remarkably heroic, that saved the day, was clearly a very strong war vet.
00:03:58.000 And she, obviously, if it's a she, it's a woo woah.
00:04:06.000 Can't do it.
00:04:08.000 Also in the news, Starbucks.
00:04:10.000 Oh, before we get to Starbucks, though, Time Magazine, this is clearly run by women and liberals, have done their 100 most influential people.
00:04:20.000 And it really is a hell of a list.
00:04:22.000 Like Basha, Vagavi, Jacinda, Chadwick, Tarana Burke, Judy Chicago.
00:04:30.000 Who the f ⁇ is Judy Chicago?
00:04:33.000 Who are these people?
00:04:35.000 I maybe know like four of them.
00:04:38.000 And maybe two of those are influential.
00:04:41.000 They just went diversity first.
00:04:43.000 Let's get our female numbers up.
00:04:45.000 Try to keep it 50-50.
00:04:47.000 And then we'll just sort of ignore the rest, you know, the part about it being true.
00:04:52.000 That's the left in a nutshell, isn't it?
00:04:54.000 Check off all your boxes.
00:04:55.000 And when you're done making your diversity quotas, then maybe check out if any one of them are influential.
00:05:02.000 That's literally what they say with affirmative action, right?
00:05:04.000 Take all your applicants, and then take the best black or female applicant.
00:05:08.000 They could be illiterate.
00:05:10.000 They even have like Prince Harry and then Prince Harry's girlfriend.
00:05:14.000 She's on the list.
00:05:15.000 All right, there's a female astronaut, Peggy Witson.
00:05:18.000 That looks influential.
00:05:19.000 Although, is she influential or inspirational?
00:05:22.000 I don't think these people speak English.
00:05:25.000 We're going to talk about female astronauts in the show.
00:05:27.000 We're going to go on the streets, talk to New Yorkers.
00:05:30.000 I also really want to focus on cuck commercials, the way we're being treated in commercials, because it's still really bad.
00:05:35.000 Guy loses his $2,000 baseball and his wife enjoys it.
00:05:40.000 Look, I'm a pretty irritating husband to have.
00:05:43.000 My wife doesn't want my cherished possessions to be destroyed.
00:05:47.000 Not yet, anyway.
00:05:48.000 We're also going to talk to Sam Hyde, who did this.
00:05:51.000 He's probably the most controversial comedian in America.
00:05:54.000 So getting him on this family show and bleeping the swear words and the content will be a challenge.
00:06:01.000 But we've got a lot to talk about before we get to all of that stuff.
00:06:05.000 And I don't even know where to begin here.
00:06:07.000 Let's start with Starbucks still going strong.
00:06:12.000 Hey, black guys, when you go in to a Starbucks, you have to either order something or leave.
00:06:21.000 You can't make it as a meeting spot.
00:06:22.000 And I don't care what real estate deals you got set up.
00:06:26.000 Order or leave.
00:06:27.000 We all go through this.
00:06:28.000 There's a common myth I've noticed because I'm following the story very closely because I think it's insane.
00:06:33.000 But there's this myth that white people do that all the time.
00:06:36.000 No, white people get kicked out when they loiter.
00:06:40.000 All people get kicked out when they loiter.
00:06:42.000 If you refuse and keep refusing and keep refusing, eventually they call the cops.
00:06:48.000 It's got nothing to do with your race.
00:06:50.000 I saw a funny Twitter moment that said these guys are all over the news saying they felt they feared for their lives.
00:07:00.000 Black men arrested at Starbucks say they feared for their lives.
00:07:04.000 What?
00:07:06.000 This, by the way, this stupid mentality is what gets people killed because they get skittish around the cops and they start acting crazy.
00:07:12.000 Okay, go to this woman.
00:07:13.000 Talking to the police officer, what were you all saying to one another?
00:07:19.000 I was just trying to, you know, process the situation to myself at the time because I'm thinking about my family that I have.
00:07:27.000 My family?
00:07:28.000 So in that moment, I'm trying to process what's going on because it didn't really hit me what was going on, that it was real.
00:07:35.000 I had enough of them.
00:07:37.000 God, I hate them.
00:07:39.000 Who I love, of course, is Hotep Jesus.
00:07:41.000 Hotep is a black movement that is pretty pro-Trump, conservative.
00:07:46.000 Liberals hate them.
00:07:47.000 Call them anti-Semites and stuff.
00:07:49.000 But they are our people and they hate liberals.
00:07:54.000 And there's nothing liberals hate more than a pet that doesn't behave properly.
00:07:58.000 So this guy, Hotep Jesus, he thinks it would be funny to go into Starbucks and demand a coffee.
00:08:03.000 I meant to get to this yesterday.
00:08:04.000 We didn't get to it, did we, Dave?
00:08:06.000 No, we didn't.
00:08:07.000 Okay, let's check it out.
00:08:09.000 We got to go inside.
00:08:11.000 Get my free coffee.
00:08:13.000 Y'all ready?
00:08:15.000 Y'all ready?
00:08:17.000 all right so jump ahead to the chick Thank you.
00:08:33.000 How you doing?
00:08:34.000 Good, how are you?
00:08:34.000 All right, I heard y'all was racist, so I came to get my own free coffee.
00:08:39.000 I saw that.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, I heard you guys don't like black people.
00:08:42.000 So I wanted to get my Starbucks reparations voucher.
00:08:47.000 What's that?
00:08:48.000 It's not a real thing.
00:08:48.000 It's a real thing.
00:08:49.000 I mean, I'll give it to you.
00:08:51.000 Yeah, I saw that on my Twitter last night.
00:08:52.000 I was like, Yeah, I need a free coffee.
00:08:57.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:08:58.000 This is justice.
00:09:01.000 All right.
00:09:02.000 So he gets his free coffee, and then I saw him.
00:09:05.000 He was asking, I think it was on Twitter or something.
00:09:06.000 He was like, look, all these other guys get famous.
00:09:08.000 I want to get on Fox News.
00:09:10.000 Boom, done.
00:09:11.000 He's on Laura Ingram.
00:09:16.000 Why did you do this?
00:09:17.000 I am sick and tired of liberals using black people and making us look like victims, making us look soft with their liberal dogma.
00:09:29.000 It is disgusting.
00:09:31.000 The other thing I hate about liberals is if you're a black man, as I am, in America, they will not hand you a microphone unless you follow the liberal narrative.
00:09:44.000 And I said, you know what?
00:09:45.000 I bet if I go into Starbucks and I follow a liberal narrative, I'll make the news.
00:09:51.000 All right, that's it.
00:09:52.000 And voila.
00:09:54.000 Voila.
00:09:54.000 It's voila, Hotep.
00:09:57.000 But this just keeps going and going.
00:09:59.000 I was on John Gibson's show yesterday talking about it.
00:10:03.000 And someone pranked called a random Starbucks as an executive and told them that they have to start giving out free coffee for two days to all people of color.
00:10:16.000 Now, this is just audio, but check it out.
00:10:18.000 Her location was the one chosen.
00:10:20.000 One of the ones chosen.
00:10:20.000 Oh, it was.
00:10:22.000 Yes.
00:10:22.000 Okay.
00:10:23.000 No, I did not know that.
00:10:24.000 Yeah, if a person of color is one of your customers, basically you offer him or her a beverage of their choice, but it's limited to one person per day.
00:10:32.000 And this will be ongoing for the next two days, and it ends Friday at 6 a.m.
00:10:37.000 Can you just pause it?
00:10:38.000 I don't like prank calls generally because they tend to just waste blue-collar working teenagers' time.
00:10:44.000 But this guy is great, and he knows the Starbucks jargon, like what's your employee number and all this stuff.
00:10:49.000 And the way he phrases it is funny.
00:10:51.000 And this is for the greater good.
00:10:52.000 This is good performance art, just like Hotep Jesus.
00:10:55.000 So I'm happy with this.
00:10:56.000 This is funny.
00:10:58.000 Okay.
00:10:58.000 Can we randomly select the person?
00:11:02.000 No, so any person of color can get one beverage of their choice once per day.
00:11:07.000 Oh.
00:11:08.000 Okay.
00:11:09.000 Gotcha.
00:11:10.000 So it sounds like you guys weren't familiar with that.
00:11:12.000 If you could communicate that to everyone else, all the other partners on staff today.
00:11:16.000 All right, that's enough.
00:11:17.000 You got the idea.
00:11:19.000 By the way, they shut down 8,000 stores so the employees can sort of ruminate on their own morality and understand the world better.
00:11:26.000 That's what Chick-fil-A does every Sunday.
00:11:28.000 They shut down all their stores so you can go to church and question your own morality.
00:11:34.000 But there's been a bit of backlash now with people in stores.
00:11:39.000 I think that since the Starbucks incident, employees are very reticent to tell African-American people of color to leave.
00:11:47.000 There was an incident at Aubon Pain where, I don't know, I'll leave it up to you, but I would think these people should probably be asked to leave.
00:11:53.000 What do you think?
00:11:54.000 Let's play it.
00:11:55.000 Let's play it.
00:12:10.000 I don't know.
00:12:11.000 What do you think?
00:12:13.000 They should probably go, right?
00:12:14.000 Or here was one at a local movie theater where the employees didn't want to get in trouble, so they allowed an argument to ferment.
00:12:27.000 By the way, there's a cop there.
00:12:34.000 What there's a coat there?
00:12:39.000 By the way, ladies in the hood, I've noticed hair pulling is the number one technique.
00:12:44.000 If you want to win a fight in the hood and you're a woman, wear a bathing cap.
00:12:49.000 All right, that's enough.
00:12:51.000 I know you think that joke was racist, and you're probably right.
00:12:53.000 But you know what real racism is?
00:12:55.000 Not jokes, not someone asking loiterers to leave.
00:12:58.000 Racism Is when Molotov cocktails are thrown into the bedrooms of black people so those black people will leave the neighborhood.
00:13:09.000 That's offensive.
00:13:11.000 Where is the media coverage on this?
00:13:13.000 You've got Mexican gangs, oh, that's why, admitting that they threw firebombs through windows trying to kill children.
00:13:24.000 They're not just beating up like a black dad saying, get out of the neighborhood, black man.
00:13:29.000 They are murdering children in order to ethnically cleanse their neighborhoods.
00:13:36.000 And it's working.
00:13:37.000 Compton is no longer NWA's hangout.
00:13:40.000 It is now MS-13's hangout.
00:13:42.000 It was a miracle that no one was injured in these racially motivated attacks, Hannah said.
00:13:46.000 She's the woman in the photograph, I believe.
00:13:48.000 These defendants have admitted their goal was to drive African Americans out of this housing facility.
00:13:53.000 This simply will not be tolerated, and we will take any and all steps to prevent this.
00:13:58.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:13:58.000 Civil rights of a person who lives in the United States.
00:14:01.000 So while the media class pontificates about someone using the wrong terminology or acting improperly to someone who was loitering at a goddamn coffee shop, there are black people being murdered.
00:14:14.000 But that doesn't fit the convenient narrative, so it's ignored.
00:14:18.000 Well, f ⁇ you.
00:14:20.000 How are we doing for time, Dave?
00:14:22.000 We don't have much.
00:14:23.000 Oh, we're about 14 minutes or anything.
00:14:25.000 Okay, we got to move.
00:14:26.000 This is old news now.
00:14:27.000 Randa Jar, the woman who was gloating over Barbara Bush's death, I was hypocritical about it.
00:14:33.000 I said I want her fired, but not Roger Stone.
00:14:35.000 I don't want Roger Stone to be persecuted for his anti-Barbar Bush remarks because I am now embracing hypocrisy.
00:14:41.000 They play dirty.
00:14:42.000 We play dirty.
00:14:43.000 But I just got to say, I'm sorry.
00:14:45.000 Look at her body.
00:14:46.000 This is the worst body I've ever seen.
00:14:50.000 You and I could eat fried chicken every day, all day, and we wouldn't develop this bizarre Michelin tube around our waist.
00:14:59.000 How did you do that?
00:15:00.000 She's not even that fat from the boobs up.
00:15:04.000 She's normal, and then she has this giant, bizarre, inflatable.
00:15:09.000 Have you ever seen a worse body?
00:15:10.000 Even that, like my 600-pound life, that's more proportional.
00:15:15.000 Anyway, I decided to throw that out there.
00:15:17.000 And because I know some of you were eating, I want to just throw a palate cleanser in there.
00:15:21.000 Olivia Munn was recently photographed leaving Eva Langoria's house.
00:15:27.000 Olivia Munn is like a gamer kind of a chick who used to do sort of Spike TV type stuff.
00:15:33.000 Can you believe this exquisite love Look at that goddess.
00:15:39.000 What an exquisite specimen.
00:15:42.000 I don't know which woman.
00:15:44.000 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?
00:15:48.000 That woman is the same as Rhonda Jar to some.
00:15:51.000 Wow.
00:15:51.000 Beauty exists, feminists.
00:15:53.000 I'm sorry.
00:15:55.000 Also in the news.
00:15:56.000 Oh my God, there's so much I got to get to here.
00:15:58.000 I did a podcast on education, and I was saying, let's just ban it.
00:16:02.000 Get the kids out of schools, get them in the forest playing.
00:16:04.000 I didn't know this, but this is a thing in Denmark.
00:16:07.000 Now it's very young ages.
00:16:08.000 I think this should go farther.
00:16:10.000 I think this should go to nine or 10 years old.
00:16:11.000 But it's called Forest Kindergarten.
00:16:14.000 And I've become a real crybaby recently.
00:16:16.000 Roseanne Barr made me cry.
00:16:18.000 Saw some military thing with the Boston Marathon.
00:16:20.000 I was sobbing.
00:16:21.000 And this even got me crying.
00:16:24.000 Kids playing with knives and climbing trees like they were born to do, getting wet, getting cold, and learning how to deal with it.
00:16:31.000 This is where our children should be from 9 to 3.30 every day from the age of 5 to 10.
00:16:39.000 Check it out.
00:16:42.000 Are you going to tell me this isn't as dangerous as it looks?
00:16:45.000 No, it's not dangerous.
00:16:46.000 The children have learned how to use the knives properly.
00:16:49.000 So it's not seen as some kind of weapon.
00:16:51.000 It's a tool for doing something.
00:16:55.000 Notice how standoffish they are.
00:16:58.000 I think many, many cultures like to wrap their children up in cottonwood.
00:17:03.000 I don't think that's about a lack of love here for children by their parents.
00:17:09.000 Oh my God, they're so cute.
00:17:11.000 They see it in a different way.
00:17:13.000 One of them is in a tree.
00:17:14.000 He's about 100 feet high.
00:17:16.000 There he is.
00:17:17.000 And if your trust He's like 100 feet in the air.
00:17:22.000 Matte, are you afraid of anything?
00:17:26.000 Hey, funny old.
00:17:30.000 All right, that's enough.
00:17:31.000 Folks at home, if this disturbs you, you're a bad parent.
00:17:35.000 You're doing something wrong.
00:17:36.000 What you just saw was good parenting.
00:17:39.000 And by the way, they talked to that whatever you want to call him, teacher monitor.
00:17:43.000 He said they've only driven a kid to the hospital once, and it was when a parent ran over his foot.
00:17:48.000 It's apparent to me that we're doing something wrong.
00:17:53.000 All right.
00:17:54.000 John Chambers.
00:17:55.000 I got some gossip for you.
00:17:56.000 I've been dying to tell.
00:17:58.000 I spoke to getting a gun in New York is a nightmare.
00:18:01.000 The guy I deal with is John Chambers, and he helped me with my concealed carry permit.
00:18:06.000 You got to see this guy.
00:18:07.000 He is in big trouble right now for bribing people with guns.
00:18:11.000 I mean, bribing people with gifts to get gun permits.
00:18:14.000 That's just life in New York.
00:18:16.000 Sorry.
00:18:18.000 It is my understanding that the man in the pink shirt, John Chambers, who's all over the news right now, who I've spoken to many times, is abroad.
00:18:30.000 Look at him.
00:18:32.000 It is my understanding.
00:18:33.000 I don't want to get sued here, so I'm being careful.
00:18:35.000 It is my understanding that that man has a vagina.
00:18:39.000 That is a woman walking around doing deals.
00:18:42.000 God knows who he has sex with.
00:18:44.000 I don't understand who's attracted to that.
00:18:45.000 I like big guys, fat kind of bearded guys with a nice strange taste, sir.
00:18:54.000 Good luck finding a mate.
00:18:56.000 All right, we're running low on time.
00:18:58.000 We got to hit the streets in New York here.
00:19:01.000 Let's start with Uganda.
00:19:05.000 They have recently banned oral sex.
00:19:08.000 Uganda is an endless fountain of laughs.
00:19:11.000 The way they deal with homosexuality and sexuality in general is a fountain of joy that just keeps on giving.
00:19:18.000 But the most recent one here is that the mouth is for the eating.
00:19:22.000 I love, by the way, the African accent.
00:19:24.000 I could listen to it all day.
00:19:26.000 I could listen to African boy talk about one day I went to ASDA And I got caught in ASDA.
00:19:31.000 Now I don't go back to ASDA.
00:19:33.000 Let's talk to the Ugandan president about oral sex.
00:19:37.000 Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders.
00:19:49.000 One of them is what they call oral sex.
00:19:53.000 The mouth is for eating.
00:19:55.000 Okuria.
00:19:58.000 Okuria.
00:20:00.000 Cham cham.
00:20:02.000 The mouth is for eating, not for sex.
00:20:06.000 By the way, you can tell his language, his actual language, is more primitive than English because they call eating cham cham.
00:20:13.000 It's like the Aboriginal accent in Taiwan, the Taiwanese natives.
00:20:17.000 Their word for cat is meow.
00:20:19.000 That's how you tell your language is primitive.
00:20:21.000 But just to show you, if you haven't checked in in Uganda and their views on sexuality, you're missing out on a lot.
00:20:28.000 Check out.
00:20:29.000 First of all, how do they know?
00:20:31.000 How do you know someone performed fellatio?
00:20:33.000 Isn't that private?
00:20:35.000 Who'd you tell, hey, officer, I performed a blowjob yesterday.
00:20:39.000 What are you going to do about it?
00:20:41.000 Well, I'm going to arrest you because it is illegal in our country.
00:20:44.000 Your mouth is for the chom chom.
00:20:46.000 Why are you not eating crab cakes or dirt cakes?
00:20:50.000 All right, so check out this video.
00:20:52.000 This is how they discuss homosexuality.
00:20:55.000 Everyone, my name is Pastor Dr. Martin Semper.
00:20:58.000 I'm here in the capacity as the chairman of the National Task Force Against Homosexuality in Uganda.
00:21:03.000 Stop.
00:21:04.000 You see that poster behind him?
00:21:05.000 It says, Barack Obama, back off.
00:21:07.000 This is because Obama criticized them for their anti-gay views.
00:21:11.000 I believe it's the death penalty there for being gay.
00:21:13.000 But this guy is justifying their extreme views on homosexuality.
00:21:17.000 Check out his.
00:21:18.000 He's been looking at gay porn all week, and he's here to tell you about it.
00:21:23.000 We are making legislation to make sure that sodomy and homosexuality never sees the light of legality in this land of the Pal of Africa.
00:21:35.000 We have taken time to do a little research to know what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom.
00:21:40.000 One of the things they do is called enolicking, where a man's energy is licked like this by the other person.
00:21:51.000 Like ice cream.
00:21:52.000 And then what happens?
00:21:53.000 Even poopu comes out.
00:21:55.000 The other poopu is out and then they eat the poo-poo.
00:21:59.000 The other one they do is they have this.
00:22:03.000 That's an old meme you can look up.
00:22:05.000 What kind of porn?
00:22:06.000 I'm not an aficionado on gay porn, but I would imagine eating feces is a very rare part of it.
00:22:11.000 This is a very raunchy show.
00:22:13.000 All right, we got to get started.
00:22:14.000 We're out of time.
00:22:15.000 Let's meander around New York City.
00:22:18.000 Let's talk about cuck mercials.
00:22:20.000 And then let's settle back down at the end of the show with our boy Sam.
00:22:28.000 How you doing?
00:22:29.000 Pretty good.
00:22:29.000 How are you?
00:22:30.000 Great.
00:22:31.000 You know, from far away, you look like you have a claw hand.
00:22:34.000 Like a what?
00:22:35.000 A claw hand, and you sort of talk out of the side of your mouth.
00:22:38.000 Yeah, well.
00:22:39.000 Is that a birth defect, or is that just the shape of your face?
00:22:43.000 That's a birth defect.
00:22:44.000 It's not that common, but there is like a...
00:22:51.000 It looks cool.
00:22:51.000 It doesn't matter to me, though.
00:22:53.000 Yeah, I like it.
00:22:54.000 It makes me special.
00:22:55.000 It makes you look kind of tough.
00:22:56.000 Yeah, well, thank you.
00:22:57.000 It's like an eye patch.
00:22:58.000 Like Sylvester Stallone.
00:22:59.000 He also has.
00:23:00.000 Yeah, yeah, that's where I got it from.
00:23:03.000 And is your hand normal?
00:23:05.000 Uh no.
00:23:06.000 Let me see.
00:23:07.000 No.
00:23:08.000 Why not?
00:23:09.000 No.
00:23:10.000 We can't see your hand?
00:23:11.000 No, do you?
00:23:12.000 Well, you're very gregarious.
00:23:13.000 You want to be interviewed.
00:23:14.000 You're very excited about attention.
00:23:15.000 Yet you want to control the terms of the attention.
00:23:18.000 Pretty much.
00:23:19.000 You don't want your handicap to dictate this interview.
00:23:23.000 Pretty much, although I don't mind that much, but I still rather not to reveal it.
00:23:30.000 I see.
00:23:30.000 Do you hide it when you talk to girls?
00:23:33.000 No.
00:23:34.000 I hide it really good so people can't see it.
00:23:37.000 Well, I noticed it.
00:23:38.000 Yeah, well.
00:23:38.000 Within the first second.
00:23:40.000 Well, that's because you're good.
00:23:42.000 I knew a guy who was missing a hand and he had like a DJ bag and he'd always keep his stubby hand in his DJ bag.
00:23:48.000 Uh-huh.
00:23:49.000 But it was distracting because you knew that he had no hand.
00:23:53.000 So you're like, why are you keeping that in your DJ bag?
00:23:55.000 I know that you don't have a hand.
00:23:57.000 I don't know why.
00:23:58.000 What's the name of the disorder?
00:24:01.000 I don't remember.
00:24:01.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:24:03.000 Baby, try it more!
00:24:05.000 I wanna play ya!
00:24:06.000 Make sure...
00:24:07.000 Bye.
00:24:08.000 Belch.
00:24:10.000 Hi, I'm a man.
00:24:11.000 We're useless.
00:24:12.000 Look how dumb we are.
00:24:16.000 Oh my God.
00:24:16.000 Having to deal with us is a nightmare.
00:24:19.000 And our wives hate us because we're such a terrible pain in the ass.
00:24:24.000 And we're never romantic.
00:24:27.000 I think cuck commercials are made because women do most of the buying because men are busy at work.
00:24:36.000 And so they say, let's appeal to women.
00:24:38.000 What appeals to women?
00:24:40.000 Crapping on men.
00:24:41.000 I don't know why.
00:24:43.000 If I was to make a commercial that, or if I was to see a commercial that was meant to appeal to me, it wouldn't be all about how my wife is an idiot and she's human garbage and a pain in the ass.
00:24:53.000 I don't resent my wife.
00:24:54.000 I love my wife.
00:24:55.000 Why do these wives hate us so much?
00:24:58.000 Okay, so this is a commercial for Hyundai and it features a woman in outer space.
00:25:03.000 Hit it.
00:25:07.000 Romance.
00:25:12.000 Miss you.
00:25:16.000 you too.
00:25:16.000 I just love it.
00:25:22.000 Okay, stop.
00:25:24.000 So, I don't know why you can communicate with someone in outer space.
00:25:27.000 About 500 people have been to outer space.
00:25:30.000 Maybe 50 of those are women.
00:25:32.000 So 10% of astronauts are in outer space.
00:25:35.000 But if you watch movies and TV, oh my God, 60%.
00:25:40.000 There's been about 300 women in outer space.
00:25:43.000 The majority by far.
00:25:44.000 Like, you know that movie, Martian, where Matt Damon goes to Mars and he's stranded at the end.
00:25:51.000 They're trying to rescue him.
00:25:52.000 Who saves the day?
00:25:54.000 Abroad.
00:25:54.000 Look at her.
00:25:55.000 Gets in her little space chair.
00:25:58.000 I'll handle it.
00:26:00.000 He pulled me out of the movie by being unrealistic, by the way.
00:26:02.000 Or Sandra Bullock and Gravity.
00:26:04.000 It's just broads, broads, broads outer space.
00:26:05.000 And they're all hot, by the way.
00:26:08.000 Check out the women who have really been in outer space.
00:26:11.000 It's ironic that there's been about 50 because they're all fives.
00:26:15.000 They tend to be fives.
00:26:17.000 Anyway, so he contacts this woman in outer space.
00:26:22.000 And instead of saying, miss you, and what's outer space like, he goes, can you open the car?
00:26:27.000 And she's so bored of this moron.
00:26:29.000 So she goes, just, wow, and opens the car door.
00:26:32.000 Go ahead.
00:26:34.000 Thanks, babe.
00:26:35.000 Introducing.
00:26:36.000 Thanks, I don't know how to open my car.
00:26:37.000 Very funny.
00:26:39.000 Life on Earth just got a little more intelligent.
00:26:42.000 You catch that little dig at us at the end there?
00:26:45.000 Just got a little more intelligent.
00:26:47.000 Women are astronauts who from outer space open our car doors because we are Homer Simpson.
00:26:55.000 And this, by the way, I've done millions of videos about cuck merch.
00:27:00.000 See, I don't understand math, but they keep getting updated.
00:27:04.000 I keep finding new ones.
00:27:05.000 And every time I look at them, I think, why do you hate us so much?
00:27:09.000 Like when black people say they experience racism, they get mad.
00:27:14.000 When us dads experience husbandism, I don't think we get mad.
00:27:18.000 We just go, geez, what did I ever do to you?
00:27:21.000 Why do you hate me so much?
00:27:23.000 All right, this one has particular animosity, and she seems to think of her husband as someone who beats the crap out of her on a regular basis.
00:27:31.000 That's the vibe I get from this relationship.
00:27:34.000 Check it out.
00:27:35.000 Looks like a rain delay.
00:27:36.000 All right, stop, stop.
00:27:38.000 That man cave is between $60,000 and $100,000, depending on what you went for for quality.
00:27:44.000 This guy has money, and that's obviously not the living room.
00:27:48.000 That could be the basement or something.
00:27:49.000 So this guy's busted his ass over the years.
00:27:52.000 If he's that into baseball, he's likely working class.
00:27:55.000 And if a working class man has $60,000 to $100,000 to blow on a man cave, he's been busting his ass.
00:28:02.000 This man has provided for his family.
00:28:04.000 He's still married.
00:28:06.000 So what's your beef with him?
00:28:08.000 Are we supposed to resent this guy that he wasted all this money?
00:28:12.000 It's not the living room, clearly.
00:28:14.000 All right, go ahead.
00:28:15.000 Do you buy Geico?
00:28:16.000 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
00:28:19.000 So I guess you heard.
00:28:20.000 That Geico can save you money on car insurance?
00:28:22.000 Yeah.
00:28:23.000 Oh, no, not that.
00:28:24.000 Your 99 World Series ball?
00:28:26.000 Yeah.
00:28:27.000 Pause.
00:28:29.000 Look at her tone.
00:28:31.000 So the dog's eaten his 99 World Series ball that he clearly enjoys.
00:28:35.000 It's one of his most cherished things.
00:28:37.000 It's the Faberge egg of dudes.
00:28:40.000 And imagine holding your wife's Faberge egg that got shattered and going, yeah, your little stupid egg you got from Tiffany's.
00:28:47.000 It's f, bitch.
00:28:50.000 Why is she enjoying that his ball is destroyed?
00:28:53.000 It's just a ball.
00:28:54.000 It doesn't affect your life.
00:28:56.000 And it means a lot to the guy.
00:28:57.000 Why do you take so much joy in his baseball being eaten by his best friend?
00:29:04.000 Look at her.
00:29:06.000 I've got a hold of it.
00:29:07.000 It's toast.
00:29:08.000 It's toast, bitch.
00:29:11.000 Look at him.
00:29:12.000 Okay.
00:29:13.000 So now you've heard.
00:29:14.000 Geico saving people money on a car insurance.
00:29:17.000 Why does she want revenge?
00:29:19.000 Why does she take so much pleasure?
00:29:21.000 Why is his 99 World Series ball seen as some sort of equalizer?
00:29:26.000 Oh, good.
00:29:26.000 Now that's destroyed.
00:29:28.000 We're even because you, what, cheated on me, beat me, locked me in the basement until I was finished the laundry?
00:29:36.000 We're portrayed as Muslims in these car commercials, and we're not.
00:29:41.000 We're Christians.
00:29:42.000 We're sweeties.
00:29:47.000 Sam Hyde.
00:29:48.000 This is going to be a tough one.
00:29:50.000 Sam Hyde is a million different things.
00:29:53.000 He's a hilarious comedian, a performance artist.
00:29:56.000 He's a rabble-rouser.
00:29:59.000 And he was recently fired from Adult Swim because some annoying turd who calls himself Josh Bernstein decided that the show was racist because Sam Hyde likes Trump and isn't a liberal.
00:30:11.000 So he must be sneaking swastikas and secret white supremacist messages in the show.
00:30:17.000 He's not doing that.
00:30:18.000 He wasn't doing that.
00:30:20.000 But just the accusation is enough to get your show kicked off the air.
00:30:23.000 So his show was kicked off the air.
00:30:24.000 But that was nothing for Sam.
00:30:27.000 He is a human meme.
00:30:29.000 For example, every time there's a mass shooting, Sam Hyde appears as the shooter because 4chan loves him so much.
00:30:37.000 They just play pranks on the press.
00:30:38.000 You got CNN saying that he was part of the Texas shooting.
00:30:42.000 Check out this clip.
00:30:43.000 Do you know anything about the attacker?
00:30:47.000 We don't.
00:30:48.000 It was reported to me that he's actually not from this community.
00:30:51.000 Apparently, his name was released as Sam Hyde.
00:30:54.000 was the name I was given.
00:30:56.000 He's got...
00:30:58.000 He's got...
00:31:06.000 So since he's been banned, he's got a podcast called Hyde Wars.
00:31:11.000 It's making tons of money.
00:31:12.000 He's got this book out that I'll mention a hundred times during the show because I love it.
00:31:18.000 But talking to him is difficult because this is a guy totally uncensored, totally unhinged.
00:31:24.000 And I could only talk to him at 2 in the morning.
00:31:26.000 He's in Tokyo right now.
00:31:27.000 And I could only talk to him about some pretty intense stuff.
00:31:33.000 Actually, I'm introducing it too much.
00:31:35.000 I'm ruining the comedy.
00:31:36.000 I just don't want to get my show canceled by having him on.
00:31:39.000 So we'll see if it's possible to have the unleashed Sam Hyde on a family show like Get Off My Lawn.
00:31:50.000 Sam, are you there?
00:31:52.000 Hey, what's up, man?
00:31:53.000 I just logged in.
00:31:54.000 I'm in Tokyo, Japan.
00:31:55.000 I'm on tour.
00:31:57.000 What do you do on tour?
00:31:59.000 Well, my new routine is I do the same that I used to do, but I'm black now.
00:32:06.000 I'm a black guy.
00:32:08.000 I saw you on Instagram talking like that, and you sounded really authentic.
00:32:14.000 So you've become a black guy.
00:32:18.000 Well, I'm working.
00:32:19.000 I'm still in transition.
00:32:21.000 I'm thinking about becoming a black guy.
00:32:23.000 I don't know yet.
00:32:25.000 I mean, this is sort of an unprecedented thing.
00:32:27.000 I mean, there's Rachel Dolezall.
00:32:28.000 I don't know if there's any guy websessor, but it's still untruthed territory.
00:32:39.000 I don't know if I want to be fully black yet, but I'm thinking about it.
00:32:43.000 I don't think you have to be that serious about committing.
00:32:45.000 Like, look at these women that are transitioning to become men, and then they go, wait a minute, I want to have a baby.
00:32:52.000 So they stop taking their hormones.
00:32:54.000 They have a beard and everything.
00:32:56.000 Whoa, look at that.
00:32:57.000 Kombuchi.
00:32:59.000 And then they have a baby, and then they go back to being a man.
00:33:02.000 So it's not like you have to be black, 100% black from day one.
00:33:06.000 You can go back and forth a little bit at the beginning, I'm sure.
00:33:10.000 Well, at the beginning phase where I'm at right now, I do believe that maybe I can go back and forth.
00:33:15.000 my respect for the black community, my admiration for blacks in general, is such that if I were to undergo this shift, I wouldn't want to flip-flop.
00:33:28.000 I wouldn't want to have I want to commit 100% if I decide that's the move to make.
00:33:37.000 Would you do anything to your skin?
00:33:39.000 No.
00:33:41.000 So you'd just be a very light-skinned black man?
00:33:44.000 Yes.
00:33:44.000 Like Sean King?
00:33:46.000 Yes.
00:33:47.000 Would you start saying the N-word?
00:33:50.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes, a lot, a lot, yes.
00:33:55.000 Okay, I'm not trying to put words in your mouth, but is it possible that one of the reasons that you want to do this is because you've always wanted to say that word in a future?
00:34:03.000 Yes, that's one of the reasons.
00:34:06.000 Yes, yes.
00:34:09.000 All right.
00:34:09.000 Well, I wish you nothing but the best.
00:34:11.000 I hope now you're in Japan right now?
00:34:14.000 I'm in Tokyo, Japan.
00:34:15.000 I'm doing my tour.
00:34:17.000 They have a fascination for black people here, so I figure this is a good place to get started.
00:34:23.000 It's in Tokyo, Japan.
00:34:24.000 You obviously have to tell them you're black.
00:34:27.000 That's part of it, yes.
00:34:28.000 But I think they're going to get right on board.
00:34:33.000 I mean, the Japanese have this innate ability to understand sort of weird things, counterculture things.
00:34:40.000 They appreciate Vincent Gallo.
00:34:42.000 Vincent Gallo's big in Japan.
00:34:44.000 Yep.
00:34:45.000 And always will be.
00:34:48.000 What's that?
00:34:49.000 He always will be big in Japan.
00:34:52.000 Yes, and I think Black Hyde could be big in Japan as well.
00:34:59.000 Black Hyde.
00:35:00.000 I like it.
00:35:01.000 All right.
00:35:02.000 Well, I wish you nothing but the best, and please keep us posted on your transition.
00:35:08.000 So that was the end of that.
00:35:09.000 And then Sam insisted that we speak again.
00:35:15.000 This guy is weird and a genius.
00:35:19.000 I think all geniuses are weird, are they not?
00:35:22.000 He wanted to talk about a charity that he is doing, which is one of the more offensive charities.
00:35:28.000 In it, he appears to be, as a black man, he appears to be condoning the idea of violently beating other black men as a charity for a black man.
00:35:39.000 This is what you get, liberal left, when you tell people they can't do jokes.
00:35:45.000 You end up pushing the Overton window with far more offensive jokes than you could originally have ever asked for.
00:35:53.000 So let's check out my second conversation with the remarkably disturbed Mr. Sam Hyde.
00:36:01.000 Sam, are you there?
00:36:03.000 Hey, homie, what's good, bruh?
00:36:06.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:07.000 So it happened.
00:36:09.000 We spoke like 10 minutes ago, and you were thinking about making the transition, but it looks like it went down.
00:36:15.000 That's right.
00:36:16.000 That's right, homie.
00:36:18.000 And listen, Gavin, I want to use your platform right here to launch a very special charity auction event.
00:36:26.000 That's right.
00:36:27.000 It's the 2018 Beat a nigga ass contest.
00:36:30.000 It benefits the bald Haitian fund, children with cancer, ashy n ⁇ s everywhere, and kids who just can't seem to read and shit, and they trapped in the hood.
00:36:39.000 They struggling, homie.
00:36:40.000 It's like this: you go out there and you start beating a n ⁇ ass.
00:36:45.000 You're gonna get $100 in your goddamn motherfucking pocket just for doing something you did for free and shit.
00:36:51.000 That's right.
00:36:52.000 You gonna beat him ass.
00:36:53.000 You usually do that shit for free.
00:36:55.000 Make sure that n ⁇ leaking.
00:36:56.000 Make sure that n ⁇ ble.
00:36:58.000 Sleep that n ⁇ .
00:37:00.000 And you're gonna get $100 in your motherfucking pocket to benefit the bald Haitian fund, homie.
00:37:06.000 Black Hyde.
00:37:08.000 And see, we do it, the beginning of this, I do it with a charitable.
00:37:12.000 We're associated with, this is Huel.
00:37:14.000 Have you heard of Huel?
00:37:15.000 Huel is a meal replacement drink similar to Soylent, and they've partnered with Black Hyde.
00:37:22.000 And what we're doing is basically we're exploring this new black character, but with a charity twist.
00:37:28.000 It's a little bit racist.
00:37:30.000 I understand.
00:37:31.000 It's a little insensitive.
00:37:33.000 Sure.
00:37:34.000 But it is benefiting a charity.
00:37:37.000 You go out there, you beat it up gas, get it on video, and we're going to send you $100, and we're going to send $100 donation to the Bald Haitian Fund, courtesy of myself and Huel, USA, Huel Meal Replacement Drinks.
00:37:53.000 And it is a legitimate sponsorship.
00:37:55.000 So just wanted to make you aware of that.
00:37:58.000 Okay, it sounds pretty violent.
00:38:00.000 Well, you know, there's a lot of...
00:38:11.000 That's my logic here.
00:38:13.000 I don't know.
00:38:15.000 Okay.
00:38:16.000 Well, I guess we just inadvertently plugged it.
00:38:20.000 Best of luck, you know.
00:38:22.000 Why do bald Haitians need more money than Haitians?
00:38:24.000 Well, I think the reasoning there is that...
00:38:31.000 We lost you for a second.
00:38:33.000 Well, I had to check out what was going on over here.
00:38:36.000 The bald Haitians, have you ever seen pictures of these kids?
00:38:39.000 I mean, they're crazy.
00:38:40.000 The bald ones are the ones that look like the most dangerously impoverished.
00:38:44.000 I just feel the bald ones are the tear jerkers.
00:38:46.000 That's how we get people on board with the charity.
00:38:49.000 Maybe later we can go to the hair-headed ones at some point.
00:38:53.000 I'm caught up.
00:38:55.000 Okay, well, best of luck.
00:38:57.000 I hope it works out.
00:38:59.000 Thanks.
00:38:59.000 And a big thanks from me and from Huell for letting us use your platform to plug this charity.
00:39:04.000 Thanks, Gavin.
00:39:05.000 Thanks, man.
00:39:06.000 Cheers.
00:39:07.000 Peace.
00:39:08.000 So then Sam wants to talk again.
00:39:12.000 He calls back again.
00:39:14.000 And this is a different charity he wants to support as a black man in Tokyo.
00:39:20.000 And you'll notice, by the way, unlike Sean King and Rachel Dolozel, and like a lot of transgender people, he can hop back from black to white.
00:39:30.000 He's given himself that privilege.
00:39:34.000 So this is a second charity he's working on that appears to be advocating for violence against women where you beat a lady, you film it, send it to him, and then he will take the proceeds from that violence and send it to domestic abuse shelters.
00:39:52.000 What's up, homie?
00:39:54.000 How you doing?
00:39:54.000 I got a new charity to talk about.
00:39:56.000 It's like this, Gavin.
00:39:59.000 You ever see a bitch that need her motherfucking ass kick?
00:40:04.000 You ever see a bitch?
00:40:06.000 She being loud and shit.
00:40:07.000 She talking to her man.
00:40:09.000 This bitch, this is the type of bitch that needs to be smacked upside the head and shit.
00:40:14.000 You feel me?
00:40:14.000 The type of bitch that need to be knocked down a motherfucking flight of stairs, homie.
00:40:19.000 Well, guess what, player?
00:40:20.000 The 2018 beat a bitch ass, kick a bitch in the head, kick the bitch in the in the throw a bitch down the stairs, put a bitch to a motherfucking wall contest.
00:40:32.000 Brought to you by Omaze.com and Lululemon.
00:40:35.000 It's a new charity to benefit bad women's shelters.
00:40:39.000 All you got to do is this.
00:40:40.000 You got to go beat a bitch upside in the head, smack the bitch in the face, poke a bitch in the eyes, pull a nose up like that, punch a bitch in the mouth, break it, put a roll of quarters in your hand, break it, bust a bitch's teeth out.
00:40:53.000 You feel me, homie?
00:40:54.000 Just go out there and smack a bitch upside the motherfucking hand.
00:40:59.000 Put that sh ⁇ on video.
00:41:00.000 And our homies over at Lululemon.com and Omaze.com are going to hook you up with $100 million to benefit breast cancer and cancer in them bitches.
00:41:10.000 Ovarian cancer.
00:41:11.000 Excuse me, pardon me, homie.
00:41:13.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:41:14.000 It's like this.
00:41:15.000 Look, you go out there with the camera rolling and you start just hitting a bitch on the street.
00:41:20.000 Or hit your mama, hit your sister, hit your loved one, smack that bitch in the mouth, break the bust that bitch's teeth out.
00:41:27.000 Make sure that bitch sleeping.
00:41:28.000 Make sure that bitch leaking and sh ⁇ .
00:41:31.000 And you gonna get $100 motherfing dollars right here in a pair of Lululemon men gear.
00:41:36.000 Because Lululemon makes gear for men now.
00:41:38.000 You're gonna get hooked up, homie.
00:41:40.000 Omaz.com, Lululemon.
00:41:42.000 That's it.
00:41:42.000 Thank you again, Gavin, for letting me plug my charity and sh ⁇ , homie.
00:41:46.000 Okay.
00:41:47.000 I mean, this is a family show.
00:41:48.000 It's gonna be tough to beep all that out, I guess.
00:41:51.000 But thanks.
00:41:53.000 It's for a good cause.
00:41:55.000 It really, Lululemon was anxious to partner with me to benefit breast cancer and ovarian cancer.
00:42:01.000 So we're gonna do some very good things in 2018.
00:42:05.000 And a lot of this money is going to battered women's shelters.
00:42:08.000 You know how much they need it.
00:42:09.000 So let's get this done, Gavin.
00:42:12.000 I know you care.
00:42:14.000 I care.
00:42:15.000 All right, let's do it.
00:42:17.000 All right, man.
00:42:17.000 Thanks a lot.
00:42:18.000 Thanks, man.
00:42:19.000 Peace.
00:42:19.000 Peace.
00:42:21.000 So that's what happens when a conservative network has a family show and interviews a guy who was pushed to the fringe by politically correct nerds and reacts not with capitulation and apologies, but with way raunchier content.
00:42:40.000 It's hard to show it here, but we do our best.
00:42:44.000 And the moral of this story for folks who aren't interested in Sam Hyde or comedy is that capitulation and apologies don't do you any good and not compromising your art form can still be remarkably lucrative.
00:42:59.000 Sam Hyde is rich.
00:43:02.000 His podcast generates probably about $100,000 a year.
00:43:06.000 This book, which he self-published, and I highly recommend you do that, where he gets something like $30 per book, I believe, is making him and his friends a boatload of cash.
00:43:19.000 So the nerds got him fired.
00:43:21.000 They tried to banish him to the extremes.
00:43:23.000 And what happened?
00:43:24.000 He came back stronger than ever.
00:43:28.000 I'm not necessarily advocating the jokes he just did, the bits he just did.
00:43:32.000 This is not SNL writers doing a sketch on Get Off My Lawn.
00:43:37.000 This is us checking in on a guy who had been banished and discovering that he's doing better than ever.
00:43:43.000 Congratulations, Sam.
00:43:45.000 We like you more than a friend.
00:43:51.000 One!
00:43:56.000 So what do you say, Gumpadawan?
00:43:59.000 Who's better my Padawan?
00:44:02.000 You have been knighted.
00:44:03.000 This guy's so huge, he's dying.
00:44:06.000 You haven't been knighted!
00:44:08.000 Not since your master died to my blade!
00:44:12.000 You know, when you see guys this fat, you can see the human head sticking out of the fat, trying to be free.
00:44:20.000 More of attrition!
00:44:21.000 Out!
00:44:22.000 Just like the old days of the sick army!
00:44:28.000 Anger's not the way!
00:44:30.000 Die!
00:44:34.000 You know what's funny about that is the way he's talking, those men exist in the real world.
00:44:39.000 You don't have to be mythical about it.
00:44:40.000 They're called men in the military.
00:44:41.000 Even if you were a fencer or a bullfighter, you can talk like an aristocrat and fight people here on Earth.
00:44:48.000 It doesn't have to be a fantasy, but could this guy be farther from that?
00:44:52.000 Look at him lying in the grass.