Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 01, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #123 | Let's Make a Deal!


Episode Stats

Length

46 minutes

Words per Minute

163.82289

Word Count

7,585

Sentence Count

741

Misogynist Sentences

83

Hate Speech Sentences

80


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about T.I. Kanye West's new album, why we should all be pro-Second Amendment, Michelle Malkin's new book and much, much more. Plus, a new episode of Gavin's new show on CRTV with Madeline Ture.


Transcript

00:00:52.000 I'm on some unified shit.
00:00:54.000 It's bigger than yourself, it's a junk.
00:00:56.000 If you're elected.
00:00:58.000 That was Kanye West.
00:01:00.000 Ye versus the people.
00:01:02.000 Having a discussion with a gentleman named T.I., who, by the way, has had his own troubles.
00:01:10.000 Gun charges, I believe.
00:01:13.000 So he should be very pro-2A.
00:01:15.000 God forbid a man in the hood should be armed, especially a guy like T.I., who's probably a walking target for thievery.
00:01:24.000 I was talking to Madge Ture about this on my new show on Friday nights, CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes.
00:01:31.000 Fascinating discussion.
00:01:32.000 Check it out now.
00:01:33.000 If you're watching this, you can legally watch that.
00:01:36.000 This is a new set we built.
00:01:40.000 The old set was bothering me.
00:01:42.000 I didn't like Dave in the other room.
00:01:43.000 I miss him too much.
00:01:46.000 I had him in the other room because I thought we'd take calls when we started this, but it's a TV show, not a radio show.
00:01:53.000 So yeah, let's talk about that for a second.
00:01:56.000 The West Wing.
00:01:57.000 This is Sunday's headline.
00:01:58.000 Don't worry, we'll get to Monday.
00:01:59.000 I know what, not everything on this show is yesterday's news.
00:02:01.000 Kanye releases new track defending his love of Trump.
00:02:06.000 Now, Kanye's said a lot of dumb stuff over the years, a lot of mentally ill stuff.
00:02:11.000 He's acted like a lunatic.
00:02:13.000 So this might just be a fad.
00:02:16.000 Probably is a fad.
00:02:17.000 I'm not putting all my eggs in the Kanye basket, obviously, but it's fun riding this wave.
00:02:22.000 It's fun watching the left have a conniption because they did put all their eggs in the black basket.
00:02:27.000 Isn't it fun when they do that?
00:02:28.000 When we watch their pet Negroes misbehave, like with Prop 8 in California.
00:02:35.000 Okay, Negroes, go vote for gay marriage.
00:02:37.000 No, I don't like gays.
00:02:42.000 They hate that gays don't love, that blacks don't love gays, and I love it.
00:02:47.000 Oh, that's the whole Joy Reid thing, too, right?
00:02:51.000 Joy Reed was just behaving like a normal black woman.
00:02:53.000 Isn't it funny, too, how they affirmative action blacks into their world, and then when they hear them talk, they go, uh, ill, I don't like what you're doing.
00:03:02.000 That's what's so great about this line.
00:03:04.000 I know Obama was heaven sent, but ever since Trump won, it proved that I could be president.
00:03:10.000 The assumption that we're all the same is so tedious.
00:03:14.000 Oh, finally, a guy with a mustache is president.
00:03:18.000 I can be president too.
00:03:20.000 Finally, people in the mustache community are being cared for.
00:03:25.000 Vote mustache in 2020.
00:03:28.000 Oh, she's a woman.
00:03:30.000 You mean like 50% of the world?
00:03:33.000 What the hell does that mean?
00:03:35.000 I don't care if she's a woman.
00:03:37.000 Maggie Thatcher was a great president because she has male characteristics.
00:03:42.000 She can bust her ass.
00:03:44.000 She doesn't need to be home with her kids.
00:03:46.000 She's probably a bad mom in that sense.
00:03:49.000 And she slept four hours a night.
00:03:51.000 Barbara Corcoran, great woman in the workforce.
00:03:53.000 Michelle Malkin, who I'm going to London for this free speech conference, which we'll also get to.
00:04:02.000 But I did a very long interview with Michelle.
00:04:04.000 I think we'll air that the Monday that I'm gone in Britain.
00:04:07.000 So it'll be a week today.
00:04:09.000 But I got to say, man, talking to Michelle Malkin, the room looked like Kurt Cobain's basement.
00:04:16.000 That's how much my mind was blown talking to her.
00:04:21.000 My brains were scattered all over the room.
00:04:26.000 I mean, first of all, she lists about five innocent men that she knows in jail for rape, cops in jail for rape.
00:04:36.000 One cop, his wife didn't want to be with him anymore, big divorce trial.
00:04:40.000 She said he raped the kids.
00:04:42.000 He lost 20 years of his life in jail.
00:04:44.000 The kids then turn 18 and go, wait a minute, they made me lie.
00:04:48.000 I miss my dad.
00:04:49.000 He's like, yeah, I missed you and the rest of the planet.
00:04:53.000 Plus, a lot of these cops, their whole identity is being cops.
00:04:56.000 So you take that away and you've rob them of their identity.
00:04:59.000 All they care about is character and legacy, and that's all stripped away from them.
00:05:03.000 And then she starts talking about kids that are kidnapped by hospitals.
00:05:07.000 Kids.
00:05:09.000 These billion-dollar industry research centers need subjects, so they say, you're abusing your kid.
00:05:16.000 Drag them in there.
00:05:17.000 And the next thing you know, you don't have access to your own child because they need bodies.
00:05:23.000 Just like medical students in the 1700s that would dig up cadavers or steal them from the morgue because they'd have something to work on.
00:05:29.000 We're still doing that.
00:05:30.000 I mean, I didn't even know that.
00:05:32.000 We're kidnapping our own children.
00:05:35.000 And the brilliant thing about what Michelle's doing, and she premiered her film about Dan Hotzclaw, something like that, Dave Hotzclaw.
00:05:45.000 She premiered her film at the Manhattan Film Festival, which is like the anti-Robert De Niro Film Festival.
00:05:52.000 He does the Tribeca one.
00:05:54.000 And yeah, Daniel Holtzclaw, world's hardest name to remember.
00:05:58.000 Holtzclaw.
00:06:03.000 She's found a hole in the market for emancipation, for wrongful convictions.
00:06:10.000 She's realized that the Central Park V, everyone wants them out, but cops who are wrongly accused of rape, it's not as fashionable.
00:06:18.000 So all these, most of the people that do these wrongful convictions are left-wing, and they're not as interested in cops.
00:06:24.000 So there's a disproportionate number of wrongly convicted cops and supposed Right-wingers being ignored.
00:06:32.000 Serial rapist cop.
00:06:36.000 I hate when people use interrogatives in headlines because they're too scared to say it.
00:06:42.000 Anyway, so this Kanye stuff, I know it seems boring.
00:06:47.000 You don't care about Kanye.
00:06:48.000 You don't listen to rap.
00:06:49.000 You should, as Sonny Johnson keeps screaming into her microphone on Breitbart Radio.
00:06:55.000 But this guy's 20 million followers.
00:06:57.000 Politics is downstream from the culture.
00:06:59.000 This is relevant, folks.
00:07:01.000 And it's good, too.
00:07:03.000 You just reading the headlines.
00:07:04.000 You don't see the fine print.
00:07:05.000 You want some choosing side shit.
00:07:07.000 That's what I've always said.
00:07:09.000 Women, especially, see politics as sports, and they just want to win.
00:07:15.000 They don't care about the truth.
00:07:16.000 And that's a very toxic mentality to have.
00:07:20.000 All blacks got to be Democrats, man.
00:07:22.000 We ain't made it off the plantation.
00:07:24.000 He's quoting Candace Owens, by the way.
00:07:27.000 How do I know that?
00:07:28.000 Well, he gave her a shout-out, said he follows her.
00:07:32.000 And we saw that they met recently with Charlie Kirk.
00:07:36.000 I think it's funny, too, though.
00:07:38.000 He also said that his hero is Emma Gonzalez.
00:07:41.000 So he's all over the place.
00:07:44.000 But that was an interesting, she calls it the progressive plantation.
00:07:48.000 All blacks gotta be Democrats.
00:07:51.000 Now, that's a racist thing to say, right?
00:07:54.000 And Kanye's mocking that.
00:07:55.000 So Chance the rapper, another big Chicago guy, my friend Ali says, hey, Chance, you should say that you back Kanye.
00:08:05.000 And he says that all blacks don't have to be Democrats.
00:08:05.000 So he does.
00:08:09.000 Do you have Ali predicting this, by the way?
00:08:12.000 He did it within minutes.
00:08:14.000 Check this out.
00:08:15.000 You can save Chicago by riding with Kanye West through this beam of media hate.
00:08:20.000 You've beer made for this moment.
00:08:22.000 Think about it.
00:08:24.000 And then what is it?
00:08:26.000 Like, 20 minutes later, he tweets that.
00:08:29.000 Anyway, Chance the Rapper doesn't have the courage of his convictions, of course.
00:08:33.000 So what happens?
00:08:34.000 He pussies out and apologizes immediately after.
00:08:38.000 Check out this.
00:08:40.000 So mob swarms.
00:08:42.000 Show the apology, though.
00:08:43.000 I think it's in that same tweet.
00:08:45.000 Yeah.
00:08:48.000 Because I wanted to help my friend, because I felt like I was being used to attack him.
00:08:51.000 Unfortunately, my attempt to support Kanye is being used to discredit my brothers and sisters in the movement.
00:08:57.000 And I can't sit by and let that happen either.
00:09:00.000 I'd never support anyone who has made a career of hatred, racism, and discrimination.
00:09:10.000 I'd never support someone who talk about Chicago as if it's hell on earth and then take steps to make it worse.
00:09:20.000 They would rather switch than fight.
00:09:26.000 Good at talking, black leaders.
00:09:29.000 I cannot deny you that.
00:09:30.000 So he's pussied out.
00:09:32.000 And that is the excitement with Kanye West.
00:09:35.000 I guess we've covered everything there, right?
00:09:37.000 It's just a great notion that I don't, identity politics isn't working.
00:09:42.000 All blacks don't have to be Democrats.
00:09:44.000 If I see a black leader, it doesn't mean as a black that that's good for me.
00:09:49.000 Mustachioed presidents are not good for Gavin McInnis per se.
00:09:54.000 I don't care if you have a mustache.
00:09:57.000 But they're still doing it.
00:09:59.000 Show that Joe Baca ad?
00:09:59.000 I saw this.
00:10:01.000 It's this ad where they go, hey woman, there's a woman running.
00:10:05.000 Elect her because she's a woman.
00:10:08.000 That's how politics worked.
00:10:10.000 50% of the population should all vote the same.
00:10:14.000 Fretta Sanchez, a whore.
00:10:17.000 And when Joe Baca ran and lost to Senator Negreta McLeod, he called her a bimbo.
00:10:23.000 Here's a new rule to paraphrase Bill Maher.
00:10:26.000 From now on, every time you're angry about a statement, it is beholden upon you to prove it is not true.
00:10:34.000 Is this woman a whore?
00:10:38.000 Is that other woman a bitch?
00:10:40.000 I remember there was this girl, her name was Jamie something, and we were doing karaoke, and I was with my friend Leslie Arfin.
00:10:48.000 And Leslie Arfin's Jewish, but she grew up kind of poor, and she was bullied by these rich girls, Japs, they call them, Jewish American princesses.
00:10:55.000 And they sort of looked down on her.
00:10:57.000 And then we, you know, years and years later, we're all grown-ups and we're at karaoke.
00:11:01.000 And Leslie sees this Jap chick, and she's like, oh, those are the kind of girls that used to pick on me in high school.
00:11:07.000 And I thought, I already ate her guts.
00:11:10.000 Partly because I feel like I'm a father figure to Leslie.
00:11:13.000 And she didn't pay karaoke, which is a beef of mine because it's expensive.
00:11:17.000 It's only like 10, 15 bucks each when there's 10 of you.
00:11:20.000 But when people start not paying, I always ended up having to throw down like 40 bucks.
00:11:25.000 That really pissed me off because I was paying for someone else.
00:11:27.000 And I realized that she didn't pay.
00:11:29.000 So we saw her later at another bar.
00:11:31.000 And I said, hey, Jamie, did you pay for that?
00:11:33.000 And she goes, yeah, I gave it to the bouncer.
00:11:35.000 And I knew the bouncer there.
00:11:37.000 You don't pay the bouncer on the way out.
00:11:38.000 Here's the money for my karaoke.
00:11:40.000 Thanks, lady.
00:11:41.000 And I just went, I lost it.
00:11:43.000 I went, you lying jab bitch.
00:11:46.000 And the bouncer at the other club, different bouncer, threw me out.
00:11:49.000 And all my wife's friends were mad at me for making it racial.
00:11:54.000 And I was talking to a friend of mine about it.
00:11:55.000 I said, yeah, I'm in trouble.
00:11:56.000 I'm in the doghouse.
00:11:57.000 I called a friend of ours, a lying jab bitch.
00:12:00.000 And he goes, was she lying?
00:12:02.000 Yes.
00:12:03.000 Was she Jewish?
00:12:04.000 Was she American?
00:12:04.000 Yes.
00:12:05.000 Was she a princess?
00:12:05.000 Yes.
00:12:06.000 Yes.
00:12:07.000 Was she a bitch?
00:12:07.000 Yes.
00:12:09.000 What's the problem here?
00:12:11.000 I didn't do anything wrong.
00:12:14.000 This guy is just speaking in an acerbic manner.
00:12:17.000 Politicians are supposed to be leaders.
00:12:20.000 Remember, Braveheart?
00:12:21.000 You know, you're supposed to be willing to die to help your people.
00:12:25.000 You don't check out on a Friday.
00:12:27.000 So you should have tough language.
00:12:29.000 You should be insulting people.
00:12:30.000 You should be a swearer.
00:12:33.000 Go back to this terrible ad.
00:12:34.000 And by the way, women, not only should you not be politicians, you shouldn't do political ads.
00:12:39.000 They suck in this.
00:12:40.000 Not only a misogynist, but he's a sore loser, too.
00:12:44.000 Norma Torres is a proven advocate and a champion for our families.
00:12:48.000 And she gets me.
00:12:49.000 Me too.
00:12:50.000 Me too.
00:12:51.000 She gets me.
00:12:52.000 On June 5th, vote for Congresswoman Norma Torres.
00:12:55.000 Okay, by the way, that sums it up perfectly.
00:12:58.000 She gets me.
00:12:59.000 You know what?
00:13:00.000 Men get me.
00:13:03.000 You know, It's kind of funny because I feel myself being hypocritical because I do think men get me.
00:13:09.000 They certainly get me more than women.
00:13:11.000 But that's for friendship.
00:13:13.000 We're not talking about hanging out with someone or being in a club with someone.
00:13:17.000 We're talking about their ability to do politics.
00:13:20.000 And politics is just Dungeons and Dragons.
00:13:22.000 It's just numbers.
00:13:23.000 It's like an accountant.
00:13:24.000 You don't have an accountant because he gets you.
00:13:24.000 You don't vote.
00:13:27.000 You have an accountant because he's good at his job.
00:13:29.000 Anyway, it's enough Kanye stuff, enough identity politics.
00:13:32.000 Let's make a deal.
00:13:33.000 This is today's news we're finally getting to.
00:13:37.000 Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:13:40.000 What did Obama do?
00:13:42.000 He is an Obama expert.
00:13:44.000 He wrote two books about himself.
00:13:48.000 Me, my struggle.
00:13:51.000 What's it like to be a Hawaiian black dude obsessed with his father who left him?
00:13:56.000 I don't know.
00:13:57.000 I don't care.
00:13:58.000 I bet it's pretty lonely.
00:14:00.000 And I bet you miss having a father figure, am I right?
00:14:03.000 I bet you become your mother.
00:14:05.000 I bet you become a really uptight social justice warrior who wants the world to go much farther left than it could possibly go.
00:14:14.000 Which is, ironically, what attracted her to your dad, who once called for 100% tax.
00:14:20.000 That's right.
00:14:21.000 Obama's biological father once wrote an essay wherein he thought it would be reasonable if everyone paid 100% tax.
00:14:30.000 Sounds good to me.
00:14:33.000 But isn't it amazing that Trump talks dirty, calls, basically calls Kim Jong-un a whore and a bitch and a bimbo.
00:14:44.000 And what happens?
00:14:45.000 Kim Jong-un goes, oh, okay.
00:14:47.000 And with his tail between his knees, goes over to South Korea and says, hi, I don't, I got that guy really mad.
00:14:54.000 No one's ever spoken to me like that.
00:14:56.000 I think it was Michael Malice who was saying, the translator who told Kim Jong-un what Trump was saying must have been scared shitless.
00:15:05.000 Because no one has ever spoken to him like that.
00:15:08.000 So you must have to add a bunch of caveats like, all right, I'm going to say a thing to you that Tony Trump said.
00:15:17.000 It's him talking, not me.
00:15:19.000 I think it's bad.
00:15:20.000 Even then, I bet he had to dilute it a little bit.
00:15:23.000 So that's over.
00:15:25.000 Remember, you were all talking about World War III.
00:15:27.000 He's going to start World War III.
00:15:28.000 I had friends saying that.
00:15:30.000 He's going to start World War III.
00:15:32.000 You don't make Kim Jong-un mad.
00:15:34.000 Yeah, you do.
00:15:35.000 Yeah, you do.
00:15:36.000 And it stops a nuclear war.
00:15:38.000 It stops more than a nuclear war.
00:15:41.000 It stops, I think North Korea is done.
00:15:43.000 I think that wall is coming down.
00:15:45.000 All thanks to Trump and its hubris.
00:15:49.000 And by the way, Kanye, you can't be president.
00:15:51.000 That's not going to happen.
00:15:53.000 You know, it is possible for anyone to be president if their dad busted his ass.
00:15:57.000 That's really what it comes down to.
00:15:59.000 And Donald Trump's dad somehow got the gig of handling the projects in Queens, which I don't know who you have to kill to do that, who you have to blow and kill and marry.
00:16:13.000 But he got it.
00:16:14.000 And then he collected the rent from those people, the poorest people in one of the roughest neighborhoods in one of the roughest cities in the world.
00:16:20.000 He collected rent there.
00:16:23.000 He became tough, tenacious, and rich.
00:16:26.000 Now you can be president.
00:16:28.000 Now you're in.
00:16:29.000 Kanye, I don't even know, what did your dad do?
00:16:33.000 No, I don't think your dad worked hard enough for you to become president.
00:16:38.000 Also in the news, Michelle Wolfe at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
00:16:43.000 We were supposed to cover this on my new hit show, CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes, which you can find on your computer machine.
00:16:48.000 You can also find Michelle Malkin's thing about that cop who wrongfully accused of rape.
00:16:55.000 I didn't want to cover it then, but I hadn't seen it.
00:16:57.000 Obviously, it hadn't happened yet.
00:16:58.000 Now that I've seen it, what a freak show.
00:17:03.000 And this again is affirmative action gone wild.
00:17:05.000 Comedy is being ruined with affirmative action.
00:17:09.000 Let me explain something to you folks.
00:17:10.000 And this, again, is more sexism.
00:17:13.000 Women aren't as funny as men.
00:17:14.000 There are some funny women, about 5%, 5% of people are funny.
00:17:21.000 There's the tricky part.
00:17:23.000 But with women, it's probably like 1%, maybe 2%.
00:17:29.000 And then funny in a brave way, where you can stand up on stage and you're not shy and you can tell people to f ⁇ off and all that kind of stuff.
00:17:35.000 You're confrontational.
00:17:36.000 That's a minuscule.
00:17:38.000 And then they say, what about Tina Faye and Sarah Silverman and blah, blah, blah.
00:17:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:42.000 That's all of them.
00:17:43.000 Congratulations.
00:17:45.000 You found Kristen Wigg.
00:17:48.000 So anyway, Michelle Wolf is not one of that percent, but she looks kind of, she's so Jewish, she looks black.
00:17:57.000 And she gets elevated there.
00:17:59.000 She's been in comedy since maybe like 2014.
00:18:04.000 And it's the same with Leslie, what's her name?
00:18:06.000 Leslie Fields, is that her name?
00:18:08.000 From SNL, the black chick that everyone, Leslie Jones.
00:18:11.000 She's been doing comedy for a zero time.
00:18:13.000 But they just push him to the front of the line while white guys like Kale Hartman are banished to the Mongolian oil fields because of fake rape accusations.
00:18:26.000 And so you go, all right, well, what happens when we ignore talent and hard work and we just get the blackest looking Jewish chick we can find?
00:18:36.000 This is what happens.
00:18:37.000 We are graced with Sarah's presence tonight.
00:18:40.000 I have to say, I'm a little starstruck.
00:18:43.000 I love you as Aunt Lydia and the Handmaid's Tale.
00:18:49.000 Mike Pence, if you haven't seen it, you would love it.
00:18:53.000 Can you just stop for a second here?
00:18:55.000 This is a big pet peeve of mine.
00:18:59.000 The Handmaid's Tale.
00:19:00.000 I remember when it came out.
00:19:01.000 I'm Canadian.
00:19:02.000 I remember Margaret Atwood.
00:19:03.000 Margaret Atwood used to be a real feminist who was very concerned with Islam.
00:19:09.000 She had read about a torture where they were holding women's vaginas open with forceps and having millipedes and centipedes, whatever, crawl in there.
00:19:18.000 And horrors such as that prompted her to imagine an Islamic world where, much like what was happening to Iran at the time, 79, It started happening to America.
00:19:31.000 And we had also this sense of Muslim intense purity where no sins were allowed and women were seen as second-class citizens.
00:19:43.000 Now, she's not dumb, and she knew that wasn't going to sell the book in 2018, 2017.
00:19:51.000 So she said she ignored the truth when everyone was saying, this is a great book about how evil Christians are and how Christians see women as second-class citizens.
00:20:00.000 And she went, yeah, sure.
00:20:02.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what it's about.
00:20:03.000 And it's a great book about what Mike Pence wants women to be, what Republicans want women to be.
00:20:10.000 So many assumptions on the left, aren't there?
00:20:14.000 They assume women get paid less, and that's not illegal everywhere in the Western world.
00:20:19.000 They assume there's no caravan of illegal aliens, and Trump is willfully ignoring that it's fake news, even though none of those things are true.
00:20:29.000 There is a real caravan.
00:20:31.000 Women don't get paid differently from men.
00:20:35.000 You're the one that's willfully ignorant.
00:20:38.000 Anyway, go back to this brutal Sarah Huckabee joke fest.
00:20:44.000 Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're going to get.
00:20:50.000 You know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams.
00:20:56.000 It's shirts and skins, and this time don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta.
00:21:02.000 So, hold on.
00:21:05.000 Hold on.
00:21:05.000 You know what's funny about this?
00:21:07.000 She's calling Sarah an ugly lesbian, and she looks like an ugly lesbian.
00:21:13.000 Like, Sarah Huckabee, aesthetically, and I'm sorry to talk about looks, but you started it, World News.
00:21:19.000 She is, I find her to be like a six, but then when she opens her mouth, she becomes a 7.2.
00:21:25.000 Michelle Wolf is 5.9.
00:21:30.000 So we have a 5.9 making fun of a 6.
00:21:33.000 And when you add everything else, I think Michelle Wolf goes down from 5.9.
00:21:38.000 And this is her done up with gigantic palm frond fake lashes, by the way.
00:21:42.000 When you see her just like walking down the street, she looks like your mother-in-law's friend.
00:21:48.000 But yeah, as a woman who finally got affirmative action into this job, let's focus on the priorities.
00:21:55.000 And the priorities are being sexist and insulting Sarah's looks.
00:22:00.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:22:06.000 I actually really like Sarah.
00:22:08.000 I think she's very resourceful.
00:22:10.000 Like she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.
00:22:18.000 Like maybe she's born with it.
00:22:19.000 Maybe it's lies.
00:22:22.000 It's probably lies.
00:22:25.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:22:26.000 So that's, did you, did you even get that joke?
00:22:28.000 I guess a smokey eye is big in the chick scene.
00:22:31.000 It's like something they do with their makeup where it really fades well.
00:22:34.000 I don't know if it's seen as trashy or cool.
00:22:37.000 Smokey eye is big in the chick world.
00:22:40.000 We as men don't even know what the hell that is.
00:22:43.000 But she's, I guess, making fun of the way she wears makeup.
00:22:50.000 This is how roasts should go.
00:22:52.000 Comedy is confrontational, all right?
00:22:55.000 And men are good at confrontation.
00:22:58.000 I think it was Joe Rogan who said that men talk sh ⁇ about each other to their faces and then are very kind about that person behind his back.
00:23:06.000 Women are the opposite.
00:23:07.000 They're totally nice to other women in person and brutal behind their backs because they're not as strong as men.
00:23:14.000 And they know if they get punched, they won't be able to fight back.
00:23:17.000 It's a cave instinct that goes back hundreds of thousands of years.
00:23:21.000 Men are better at comedy because they're better at confrontation and they're good at insulting each other.
00:23:28.000 I went out with that homo from London who was in town, Peter Lloyd, on the weekend.
00:23:35.000 And it was just non-stop insults the entire time.
00:23:38.000 Me insulting his gay lifestyle and gay sex and gays in general.
00:23:41.000 And him insulting how square I am now and how ugly I am and how wrinkled I am and what a drunk I am.
00:23:47.000 It was fun.
00:23:48.000 And then I come home and I say wonderful things about him to my wife.
00:23:51.000 But look at Don Rickles roasting.
00:23:53.000 I can't remember what this is.
00:23:54.000 Is this Reagan?
00:23:55.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 Yeah.
00:23:57.000 Check this out.
00:23:59.000 And that's what makes our country so fantastic.
00:24:01.000 That we have different people as I do.
00:24:04.000 I stand on a stage or on a lectern or I stand here next to Dean Martin, one of the great guys.
00:24:09.000 And I say this from my heart, Dean.
00:24:11.000 You have a problem.
00:24:16.000 The governor is the great politician of all time.
00:24:18.000 He laughs at anything.
00:24:19.000 My brother died.
00:24:20.000 I tell you out there, America...
00:24:27.000 Our governor is dumb.
00:24:31.000 That's enough.
00:24:31.000 That's a joke, governor.
00:24:35.000 Can you...
00:24:36.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.000 And he's not insulting his looks or his ash that he made from burnt lies.
00:24:42.000 What?
00:24:44.000 He's insulting his IQ.
00:24:45.000 And Ron Reagan, by the way, was a wonderful president who helped take down the government and shrink it.
00:24:51.000 He was also dumb.
00:24:53.000 He believed in aliens.
00:24:55.000 He wanted to have a war in outer space.
00:24:59.000 But again, I don't really care about intellect.
00:25:04.000 Oh, here's another funny thing going on.
00:25:06.000 So anyway, Donald Trump called that a disaster.
00:25:09.000 I've been watching the Joy Reed Inferno happen and thoroughly enjoying it.
00:25:16.000 I love when liberals pet blacks don't go according to plan and vote against Prop 8 in California and don't care about trans and care too much about church and don't care about vegans' rights.
00:25:30.000 Aren't blacks and liberals some of the most mismatched allies in the world?
00:25:38.000 They don't have any of the same interests.
00:25:40.000 And it's fun.
00:25:41.000 Remember that happened with Leslie Jones, too?
00:25:43.000 She was affirmative actioned into SNL and they go, all right, Negro, now act like me.
00:25:49.000 Wear a blazer and listen to NPR.
00:25:51.000 And she goes, that's not what I'm about, yo.
00:25:53.000 Yo, if I was, I can't get any.
00:25:57.000 If I was alive back in the slave Days, I would be the number one bitch.
00:26:02.000 I'd just be pooping out LeBron James, all these giant basketball players, super slaves.
00:26:08.000 I'd be the hottest slave in town.
00:26:11.000 That's true, hilarious, and offensive.
00:26:15.000 And SNL went, the NAACP is even mad.
00:26:19.000 Can you stop that?
00:26:21.000 You're misbehaving.
00:26:23.000 So, Joy Reed has been caught being homophobic.
00:26:28.000 And really, she was just talking black on her blog many years ago.
00:26:32.000 And that's why they hired her.
00:26:34.000 They go, we need more black voices.
00:26:36.000 And then they find out that she talks in a normal black way.
00:26:39.000 They have a heart attack.
00:26:40.000 Joy Reed has been completely turned over.
00:26:43.000 She's now full progressive plantation.
00:26:46.000 So she reads her old blog post and goes, oh, they were hacked.
00:26:50.000 And then people go, yeah, you can't lie about that.
00:26:53.000 There's a thing called the Wayback Machine.
00:26:55.000 Okay, hold on.
00:26:57.000 I thought I was hacked because when I read that, I thought, that's not me.
00:27:01.000 I was so mortified when I read my own words that I thought, that's not me.
00:27:06.000 That's why I said I was hacked.
00:27:07.000 So I guess what I'm saying is I hacked me.
00:27:10.000 Me was hacked.
00:27:11.000 My brain said lies, and then I came up here and now I'm me, the me, that you like.
00:27:18.000 But that old me, that's not me.
00:27:19.000 I was a different person then.
00:27:22.000 Check out her apology.
00:27:25.000 And welcome to AM Joy.
00:27:27.000 A community that I support and that I deeply care about is hurting because of some despicable and truly offensive posts being attributed to her.
00:27:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:27:36.000 And many of you have seen these blog posts circulating online.
00:27:39.000 In and of itself, her having to apologize like that?
00:27:42.000 Like, doesn't she look like she's denying her own voice for the white liberals who are mad at her?
00:27:50.000 Black people are not mad at her for this.
00:27:52.000 This is weird.
00:27:54.000 Go ahead.
00:27:55.000 Social media, many of them are homophobic, discriminatory, and outright weird and hateful.
00:28:01.000 When a friend found them in December and sent them to me, I was stunned.
00:28:06.000 Frankly, I couldn't imagine where they'd come from or whose voice that was.
00:28:11.000 In the months since, I've spent a lot of time trying to make sense of these posts.
00:28:15.000 I hired cybersecurity experts to see if somebody had manipulated my words or my former blog.
00:28:22.000 And the reality is they have not been able to prove it.
00:28:25.000 But here's what I know.
00:28:27.000 I genuinely do not believe I wrote those hateful things because they are completely alien to me.
00:28:33.000 You're lying.
00:28:33.000 But I can definitely understand based on things I have tweeted and have written in the past why some people don't believe me.
00:28:40.000 I've not been able to be dumb or cruel or hurtful to the very people I want to advocate for.
00:28:45.000 I own that.
00:28:46.000 I get it.
00:28:47.000 And for that, I am truly, truly sorry.
00:28:50.000 That's enough.
00:28:50.000 Shut up.
00:28:51.000 You know, you read something that you wrote a long time ago and you go, yeah, that's frustrating because you're so passionate about something you don't really understand.
00:28:59.000 But I know where you were coming from, me.
00:29:02.000 Like when I was a communist when I was 18 and an anarchist at the same time, I know I just hated the state and I wanted to help the poor or something.
00:29:13.000 My heart was in the right place.
00:29:14.000 I was just misinformed.
00:29:16.000 She knows the Joy Reed.
00:29:17.000 And you know the Joy Reid who was saying those homophobic things?
00:29:20.000 It was just her, but more relaxed with less rules.
00:29:25.000 So I'm letting her burst into flames.
00:29:27.000 I'm enjoying this.
00:29:28.000 But for the record, if it was my friend, if it was Roger Stone, I'd be pointing out that everything she said is perfectly fine.
00:29:35.000 Have you got some of that?
00:29:36.000 So writing about the exchange with Hardaway go down a little bit.
00:29:39.000 A handful of NBA stars.
00:29:41.000 Man in the middle, blah, blah, hurtful, homophobic, but honest.
00:29:45.000 They were stupid for a public figure.
00:29:47.000 But, and this is the big but, most straight people cringe at the sight of two men kissing.
00:29:52.000 That's not homophobic.
00:29:54.000 That's a fact.
00:29:55.000 And by the way, bikers, the same way they would wear swastikas in the 50s just to freak out people, freak out squares, they would also make out with each other.
00:30:06.000 Bikers would French kiss each other in public because it made everyone go, because people naturally cringe when they see two men kissing.
00:30:16.000 Come on.
00:30:18.000 If all your friends are gay and you see it all the time, sure, you've been numbed and you can see it.
00:30:23.000 But even I did it with Milo to freak out Muslims.
00:30:29.000 So that's just a fact and we do it all the time.
00:30:31.000 In fact, gays themselves, after Milo and I did that, they had a whole campaign where they were kissing in their living room saying, you can't stop me, pulse shooter.
00:30:40.000 I'm in love.
00:30:41.000 So they're aware that it freaks people out.
00:30:43.000 That's why they do it.
00:30:45.000 That's why that guy who won the draft, remember him?
00:30:48.000 He kissed his boyfriend?
00:30:50.000 The reason that was such a big deal is because it's a big deal.
00:30:53.000 Because it looks weird because it represents 1% of the kisses in the world.
00:30:59.000 It's the dictionary definition of not normal.
00:31:06.000 And then go back to her thing.
00:31:08.000 She also said that this scene in Broke Back Mountain is weird.
00:31:14.000 I admit that I couldn't go see the movie either because I didn't want to watch two male characters having sex.
00:31:20.000 Guess what?
00:31:21.000 That's why I haven't seen Broke Back Mountain because I don't want to see Heath Ledger and Jake Gillenhall just going, oh boy, here we go.
00:31:30.000 Oh, oh, we got a wide load.
00:31:32.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:33.000 Break, break, time, time, time, time, time, time.
00:31:35.000 Whoa, that is, I need a, maybe I have hemorrhoids or something, but you got to take it easy on me there.
00:31:41.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:42.000 Someone's not listening.
00:31:45.000 Or it's even, that would actually be funny.
00:31:47.000 It's not that.
00:31:47.000 It's just like, and by the way, you're uncomfortable watching this, and I'm just reenacting a scene I haven't even seen.
00:31:52.000 But you know that it's the music is like, maybe they have their cowboy hats on, and there's a scene of just like, oh.
00:32:06.000 Can we pull it up?
00:32:07.000 Is it on YouTube?
00:32:09.000 Let's see if we can find it.
00:32:10.000 All right, so this isn't the anal sex scene.
00:32:12.000 Go back, go back.
00:32:13.000 Let's see them.
00:32:15.000 All right, that's weird.
00:32:17.000 Like, how, what percentage of the population just sits there and goes, yep, two guys just licking each other's tongues?
00:32:26.000 We don't want them to go to jail.
00:32:28.000 All right, but it's fucking Weird.
00:32:30.000 Sorry.
00:32:32.000 And then the rest of her comments were just like: these actors are probably gay.
00:32:37.000 And look at this kid jumping around in his little seersucker suit and his perfect little blonde hair.
00:32:41.000 He's probably a fag.
00:32:42.000 She didn't say the word fag, but normal, gossipy, stupid talk.
00:32:47.000 But no, that's misbehaving because we can't be honest.
00:32:51.000 We have to pretend.
00:32:54.000 The amount of pretending that is going on in the left these days deserves an Oscar.
00:32:59.000 They are all the greatest actors in history.
00:33:03.000 This generation, the young people today deserve the Nobel Peace Prize in pretending things are normal.
00:33:10.000 Like, did you see this article?
00:33:12.000 Breastfeeding is not normal.
00:33:16.000 Describing breastfeeding as natural is unethical because it reinforces gender roles.
00:33:24.000 Because some women don't have breasts.
00:33:28.000 And no, I'm not talking about a double mastectomy.
00:33:31.000 I'm talking about women with penises.
00:33:34.000 Here's an NSFW, not safe for work clip.
00:33:37.000 Someone sent this to me.
00:33:39.000 It's a conversation amongst millennials trying to work out the tangled web they weave where gay sex looks totally normal to everyone and breastfeeding is totally mean to women with penises.
00:33:49.000 Look at this conversation that's going on on our planet in 2018.
00:33:54.000 This is the tangled web we weave and this is young people trying to decipher their own mess.
00:34:01.000 Isn't trans sex inherently queer?
00:34:04.000 If I were having sex with a trans woman that had a penis and I stimulated that penis with my mouth and anus, it would fall under Q for queer.
00:34:14.000 Nope.
00:34:15.000 Nope wouldn't.
00:34:17.000 If you're a cis chet, I guess that's cis, right, if you're born.
00:34:21.000 If you're a cis born man having sex with a woman, you are having straight sex.
00:34:27.000 And then he obviously says what we're all thinking, something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me though.
00:34:35.000 Nope, it's not.
00:34:37.000 It's a woman's penis.
00:34:39.000 I can't read the bottom there.
00:34:40.000 It would only define as gay if you were a woman as well.
00:34:45.000 So there, this is the world we're living in.
00:34:47.000 This is what happens when we let them drive the bus.
00:34:50.000 This is when the lunatics run the asylum.
00:34:53.000 It's not remotely gay to put a woman's penis in your mouth, okay?
00:34:58.000 And I know you feel weird doing it.
00:35:00.000 That's because you're weird.
00:35:02.000 Something's wrong with you if you don't enjoy giving a woman a blowjob.
00:35:07.000 Okay?
00:35:08.000 So grow up.
00:35:11.000 How are we doing for time here?
00:35:13.000 We're about 37 minutes or so.
00:35:14.000 Uh-oh, okay.
00:35:15.000 Well, then we just have time for this.
00:35:17.000 60 Minutes Australia had a hit piece on Jordan Peterson that you got to check out.
00:35:23.000 And it is, again, these massive assumptions.
00:35:27.000 And this is what they do, all right?
00:35:29.000 America, there's not a lot of black mathematicians, right?
00:35:33.000 So America won't let black people do math.
00:35:36.000 It's illegal in America.
00:35:38.000 And then they take that crazy theory, right, based on data.
00:35:42.000 They misconstrue data.
00:35:44.000 And then they go, can you believe it's 2018 and we won't let black people do mathematics?
00:35:50.000 And you go, no, I can't believe it because it's not true.
00:35:54.000 You just made it up.
00:35:56.000 You can't take a crazy assumption and then say, can you believe this crap?
00:36:01.000 They do that with gay marriage all the time.
00:36:02.000 They'll go, gays are just two people that are in love and they want to get married and you won't allow it.
00:36:08.000 You won't let them have a cake at their wedding.
00:36:11.000 And then they go, can you believe it's 2018 and we still won't let two people in love eat some cake?
00:36:16.000 And you go, no, your reductivist argument is insane and you can't just say, can you believe it?
00:36:21.000 And then point to your reductivist argument.
00:36:22.000 Anyway, I'll show you what I mean with this clip.
00:36:24.000 Look at 60 Minutes in Australia.
00:36:26.000 In 2018, you wouldn't think it's too much to ask that women be paid the same amount as men for doing the same job.
00:36:34.000 Apparently, though, it is.
00:36:36.000 And from Hollywood film sets to workplaces here in Australia.
00:36:40.000 I want to go a whole step further here.
00:36:41.000 I think I might want to do a whole podcast on this.
00:36:43.000 My dad was telling me the other day that he was a dick at work.
00:36:46.000 And he was.
00:36:47.000 And I'm a dick at work.
00:36:49.000 And I think you should be a dick at work, which is why men are better at work than women.
00:36:56.000 Because jobs aren't supposed to be fun.
00:36:59.000 You can have fun at lunch.
00:37:01.000 You can have fun on your break.
00:37:02.000 You can have fun while they're loading a thing and there's nothing else you can do.
00:37:05.000 Although while they're loading that big thing that you need to do your job with the forklift, couldn't you guys be talking about what you're going to do after it goes down?
00:37:13.000 Like, you want to be efficient.
00:37:15.000 Michelle Malkin, I never work with her, but she should be a bitch at work because she's trying to get a man out of jail.
00:37:22.000 She's trying to get an innocent cop out of jail who could be there for decades.
00:37:26.000 That's no time for fun.
00:37:28.000 That's no time for, I love your sweater.
00:37:30.000 What is that, Angora?
00:37:32.000 We don't have time for that.
00:37:33.000 We have to get the job done.
00:37:34.000 And that, by the way, should be a sense of fun in and of itself.
00:37:38.000 You should derive pleasure from hard work.
00:37:40.000 In fact, I believe in Gaelic, that's part of the McInnes family crest.
00:37:44.000 I'm not joking.
00:37:45.000 The original McInnes clan, it says loyalty to the king or something, but there's another one that has a B, and it says, I derive pleasure from hard work in Gaelic.
00:37:55.000 That's the way, that's why, and by the way, my own family hates that I keep saying this.
00:37:59.000 My dad is like, you need to get off of that crap about women in the workforce.
00:38:03.000 It's stupid.
00:38:04.000 Your mother worked.
00:38:05.000 As soon as you were old enough, your mother worked.
00:38:08.000 Like, yeah, I would have liked if she was at home with me.
00:38:13.000 I was watching the Flintstones all by myself.
00:38:16.000 Latchkey chat.
00:38:17.000 No, she was a teacher.
00:38:18.000 I saw plenty of her.
00:38:21.000 But yeah, this whole idea, first of all, women don't earn less than men.
00:38:25.000 That's a lie.
00:38:26.000 Yes, you look at the numbers and women have less in their hands than men.
00:38:30.000 There's less female CEOs.
00:38:32.000 Yes.
00:38:33.000 That's because they choose to.
00:38:35.000 Being a CEO is a bitch.
00:38:38.000 You got to work weekend after weekend.
00:38:40.000 You got to do all-nighters.
00:38:42.000 You have to meet with breakfast meetings with clients.
00:38:45.000 You meet all day.
00:38:46.000 Lunch is a meeting.
00:38:47.000 You're talking to clients at lunch.
00:38:49.000 Then dinner is also a meeting.
00:38:51.000 Then you go out for drinks with your clients later.
00:38:54.000 You're working every waking moment.
00:38:56.000 You are the CEO.
00:38:58.000 This whole madman thing where you go out and get Drunk at a strip club and then you play golf?
00:39:02.000 No, that's a myth.
00:39:03.000 Even I would take my clients golfing, golfing the whole time, you're kissing their ass, hoping this goes well, letting them win.
00:39:10.000 Even your leisure is hard work.
00:39:13.000 And ladies, I don't think you're naturally predisposed for the most part to do that.
00:39:19.000 If you don't like tough times, by the way, if I told Dave right now that he has to stay here all night, he'd go, oh, sh ⁇ .
00:39:25.000 You know, I bet the first thing he'd think, oh, my fiancé's going to be pissed.
00:39:28.000 His wife is going to be mad at him if he stays here all night.
00:39:31.000 But actually staying here all night, you know, you don't, you just go, oh, well, I'm probably going to be pretty tired at four in the morning, maybe five.
00:39:37.000 I'll just have a coffee.
00:39:39.000 We don't care.
00:39:40.000 Women go, what?
00:39:41.000 How many times have you seen women at work going, oh, God, I'm so tired.
00:39:45.000 I need a coffee.
00:39:47.000 And then that's a whole break.
00:39:48.000 They can go and get the coffee at Starbucks and wait in line and get some elaborate $7 coffee.
00:39:52.000 And they're always like, oh, I can't wait till it's 5 o'clock.
00:39:55.000 I want to be home right now.
00:39:55.000 They're always whining at work, aren't they?
00:39:58.000 And the elevator at 5 p.m. is just packed with tits.
00:40:03.000 There's so much boobies in the 5 p.m. elevator.
00:40:06.000 You know when dicks are in the elevator?
00:40:08.000 8 p.m.
00:40:09.000 All right, let's go back to this ridiculous.
00:40:11.000 By the way, this is a viral video mockery of the hit piece, so there's jokes in it and they change the music and stuff, but I'd rather watch that than the original.
00:40:19.000 The battle about the worth of the sexes rages on.
00:40:22.000 Stop.
00:40:23.000 But there is.
00:40:24.000 Women earn more than men before they have kids.
00:40:28.000 Young women in their 20s earn more than men.
00:40:31.000 When they have kids, they'd rather be at their piano recitals than staying all night at work, so they tend not to get the promotions because they tend not to do their work.
00:40:42.000 How many times do we have to tell you this?
00:40:44.000 ...in the world with a solution.
00:40:46.000 Iceland has made it law that companies pay up.
00:40:50.000 Women and men in like-for-like roles get equal money or their bosses cop a fine.
00:40:56.000 Everyone seems pretty happy there, so why couldn't it work here?
00:41:03.000 Barbara Johnson is a talented chef, and she knows it.
00:41:09.000 By the way, women have ruined cooking.
00:41:12.000 Cooking is her passion, and the long, unforgiving hours she spends in the kitchen are almost worth it.
00:41:20.000 Almost.
00:41:21.000 I have a friend who's a much older chef, and he says, Barb, listen, this is a fact.
00:41:26.000 You're a woman.
00:41:27.000 You are going to be paid less.
00:41:30.000 Suck it up.
00:41:31.000 Just stop.
00:41:32.000 Stop.
00:41:33.000 Nice research.
00:41:34.000 Someone said this to someone.
00:41:36.000 Good work, 60 minutes.
00:41:37.000 By the way, did you notice she has a slight Indian accent?
00:41:40.000 This is yet another example of an immigrate.
00:41:42.000 You come to a country from a shithole, like India or Bangladesh, wherever she's from, and she can't wait to complain about how unequal it is.
00:41:49.000 You want to talk unequal?
00:41:51.000 Try going home for the holidays.
00:41:53.000 Try going back to Bangladesh, where women are human garbage, where gang rapes in India are an epidemic.
00:42:00.000 But yeah, cooking.
00:42:01.000 And by the way, women ruined cooking.
00:42:04.000 No, not at home, not home cooking, obviously.
00:42:06.000 They're great at that.
00:42:07.000 But being a chef, the traditional French method used to be brutal verbal abuse, screaming at it.
00:42:13.000 It's a high stress environment.
00:42:16.000 And you used to, in chef school, you'd get locked in.
00:42:18.000 You'd say, yes, chef.
00:42:19.000 And they'd beat them and they'd punch them and they'd lock them in the freezers.
00:42:22.000 I used to date a girl who was a pro-chef.
00:42:24.000 And she was still, this is back in the 90s, there was still some semblance of balls left in the industry.
00:42:29.000 So she was pretty masculine, actually.
00:42:31.000 Sometimes guys thought I was dating a dude.
00:42:35.000 And she put up with that abuse.
00:42:36.000 She was locked in the freezer.
00:42:37.000 She was humiliated and screamed at.
00:42:39.000 She didn't sue.
00:42:39.000 She didn't cry.
00:42:40.000 But recently they've started suing and crying.
00:42:43.000 So it's not the same rules.
00:42:44.000 So the whole process has been feminized.
00:42:48.000 And being a chef is no longer the noble soldier-like profession it used to be.
00:42:54.000 That's a tangent, but let's go a little further than this.
00:42:56.000 We're probably running out of time, right?
00:42:59.000 And I realize he's right.
00:43:01.000 He's absolutely right.
00:43:03.000 You don't sound like a misogynist, but Barbara's mate is right if you look at the statistics.
00:43:09.000 The gender pay gap has hovered between 15 and 20 percent for the last 20 odd years.
00:43:15.000 Yes.
00:43:15.000 We need to address it.
00:43:16.000 That is absolutely for sure.
00:43:19.000 In many of the firms, that doesn't go down very well.
00:43:25.000 Just pause.
00:43:26.000 So you see what's happening here?
00:43:28.000 He changed the music.
00:43:29.000 The music used to be this ominous don when Jordan Peterson was on.
00:43:34.000 So he changed it to an angelic chorus, which he more deserves.
00:43:40.000 It's too simple, the idea.
00:43:42.000 It's like men and women make different amounts of money.
00:43:44.000 Well, sorry, the problem isn't a problem of sex discrimination.
00:43:49.000 But here in Iceland, they think otherwise.
00:43:55.000 How beyond idiotic is that?
00:43:58.000 Here in Iceland, they make it illegal for you to pay women less for the same work.
00:44:03.000 Yeah, that's the same in America and Canada and Britain and everywhere in the Western world.
00:44:08.000 Nice research.
00:44:08.000 If I was a high school teacher and that was an essay that was sent to me, I would just go, F, back to work.
00:44:14.000 You're incredibly half-assed, women.
00:44:16.000 It's almost like you don't belong here at 60 Minutes in the workforce.
00:44:20.000 All right, let's end with something horrific.
00:44:24.000 Horrific.
00:44:26.000 Ready to barf?
00:44:27.000 This is, and I've got to warn you, if you have a weak stomach, you're not going to want to see this.
00:44:33.000 So I'll tell you right before so you can close your eyes.
00:44:36.000 But this is an MMA fight that people are saying is the worst injury in the history of mixed martial arts.
00:44:43.000 Let's play it.
00:45:11.000 God, he must feel it.
00:45:12.000 So then, now it's okay.
00:45:13.000 This is a part where I'm going to tell you to stop watching.
00:45:15.000 This is him at the doctor's office discussing the extent of the injury, which went down to the skull.
00:45:22.000 So folks at home, stop watching right now.
00:45:24.000 Close your eyes.
00:45:26.000 You're about to see something horrific.
00:45:29.000 I'm not even sure we're allowed to show this, but let's try it anyway.
00:45:33.000 Oh, my God!
00:45:38.000 nerve is right here.
00:45:39.000 Oh my god!
00:45:43.000 God damn it.
00:45:45.000 That's horror movie levels.
00:45:47.000 That's zombie stuff.
00:45:49.000 You know, my son had a bad cut on his head.
00:45:51.000 They had to stitch the muscle tissue before they could stitch the outer layer.
00:45:54.000 They had to go inside, stitch that together, and then come outside and stitch the skin.
00:46:02.000 Get off my...
00:46:11.000 Find a better description.
00:46:12.000 But if you just stuck in their way, we can leave you at that.
00:46:15.000 Fuck you.
00:46:16.000 Alright, Tip.
00:46:16.000 We could be rapping about this all day, man.