Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 25, 2017


Get Off My Lawn #18 | In The Hot Seat


Episode Stats

Length

38 minutes

Words per Minute

179.61522

Word Count

7,002

Sentence Count

619

Misogynist Sentences

29

Hate Speech Sentences

37


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about what it's like to be a dad to a kid who thinks he's possessed by Satan and how to deal with it. He also talks about how to get your kids off their phones and what to do about it.


Transcript

00:00:19.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:25.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes You're everlasting summon, you can see it fading fast.
00:00:33.000 So you grab a piece of something that can I'm working with someone named Ricky.
00:00:42.000 And I don't know if you've ever done that before, but it puts the song Ricky Don't Lose My Number in Your Head by Steely Dan.
00:00:50.000 And then to get it out of your head, you try something that Harmar Superstar taught me, which is you listen to Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.
00:01:01.000 We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
00:01:05.000 And it usually just brooms it away.
00:01:08.000 This didn't work for Ricky Don't Lose My Number.
00:01:10.000 So I have ensconced myself in Steely Dan research.
00:01:15.000 I learned that the opening hook of Ricky Don't Lose My Number was stolen from some jazz guy, Horace someone.
00:01:23.000 And I also discovered that I kind of like them.
00:01:28.000 I was punk rock in the early 80s, and we were trained in that cult to hate all dinosaur rock.
00:01:36.000 Punk had to happen because dinosaur rock was so bad.
00:01:40.000 And then, so we totally ignored it.
00:01:42.000 I discovered Bruce Springsteen maybe five years ago.
00:01:45.000 I discovered the Rolling Stones seven years ago.
00:01:48.000 They're both really good.
00:01:50.000 And Steely Dan have some jams.
00:01:53.000 Now, this guy does not have some jams.
00:01:57.000 My kids have this thing called screen time, 7 to 7.30.
00:02:00.000 You can look at screens.
00:02:01.000 Otherwise, it's contraband.
00:02:04.000 And if I catch you, you lose your screen time.
00:02:06.000 And I've said this a million times, but it is so frustrating how much of parenting is getting kids off phones.
00:02:12.000 You know what?
00:02:13.000 A big part of parenting is getting your kids' friends off phones.
00:02:16.000 I had a friend sleeping over the other day, a friend of my kids, and I can't find him.
00:02:20.000 I go, where is he?
00:02:21.000 He's upstairs on his computer playing Minecraft with someone else.
00:02:25.000 I go, turn off your computer.
00:02:28.000 I have to go up to, my daughter will have a sleepover.
00:02:30.000 There'll be a girl walking around with her phone.
00:02:32.000 Like, I shouldn't say a girl.
00:02:34.000 All the girls are walking around with phones in their hands.
00:02:36.000 Young girls, 10, 11, 12, it's stapled to their hand.
00:02:42.000 I even noticed, this is terrible, but in the Vegas shooting, I noticed a lot of the women who were dying were holding their phones.
00:02:49.000 It's become an appendage.
00:02:50.000 Now, they were probably calling their loved ones, but take a note next time you're walking around the city, and you'll notice that people, they just see it.
00:02:58.000 I've even seen it on TV on Fox.
00:03:00.000 You'll have Shep Smith will be talking with his phone in his hand the entire time.
00:03:05.000 That's not good.
00:03:06.000 We shouldn't have a digital appendage.
00:03:08.000 It gets to the point where your phone owns you.
00:03:12.000 Anyway, my boy is four.
00:03:16.000 I think he might be possessed by Satan.
00:03:18.000 And you laugh.
00:03:20.000 I said that to Dana Lash, and she laughed.
00:03:21.000 And I go, let me just give you the evidence.
00:03:24.000 In church, we get these coloring pictures.
00:03:28.000 And he wrote.
00:03:29.000 He can't write.
00:03:29.000 He's four.
00:03:30.000 He wrote on it in what he thought was letters.
00:03:33.000 And I said, instead of coloring in the picture of Jesus, and I said, what does that said?
00:03:36.000 And he said, God is dead.
00:03:39.000 God is dead.
00:03:40.000 Said that in church.
00:03:42.000 He also said, I can't wait till I have one parent.
00:03:47.000 Meaning he's going to kill one of us?
00:03:49.000 I'm at the point now where I don't want him near holy water.
00:03:52.000 Because unlike the dad in the omen, I don't want my son to die if he's possessed by Satan.
00:03:56.000 I'll just work around it.
00:03:58.000 We'll have satanic ceremonies.
00:04:00.000 I don't know, we'll burn candles and stuff.
00:04:02.000 You know, Damien only killed a couple people.
00:04:05.000 And they're mostly people who are messing with him besides that one nanny.
00:04:09.000 So having your kid possessed by Satan isn't so bad.
00:04:12.000 But yesterday, they were playing, my two boys were playing wiffle ball, and my eldest boy was mean to the four-year-old and said, you know what, you're a stupid idiot, and ran inside and said, I'm not playing baseball with him anymore.
00:04:24.000 He thinks everything is an out.
00:04:27.000 You don't follow the exact rules of a four-year-old dude.
00:04:30.000 Let him win a few times.
00:04:31.000 As Jordan Peterson points out, that's how rats stay social and successful.
00:04:36.000 They let the other guy win.
00:04:37.000 I'm not kidding.
00:04:38.000 Jordan Peterson said that, and I think it's true.
00:04:41.000 So Damien, my four-year-old, gets it in his head, I'm going to get you.
00:04:47.000 Now, we also had movie night last night.
00:04:49.000 Monday night's our movie night.
00:04:51.000 And they're watching Spider-Man.
00:04:54.000 And hours have gone by since the incident.
00:04:57.000 And just towards the end of the movie, I just, I hear screaming downstairs.
00:05:02.000 My daughter didn't want to watch Spider-Man, so I had to watch Hunger Games upstairs with her, which is a pretty good movie.
00:05:06.000 It's just about adolescence, basically, and how hard it is and how it's doggy dog.
00:05:12.000 And my wife is apoplectic.
00:05:14.000 I can't deal with them anymore.
00:05:16.000 The four-year-old has just started randomly pounding the nine-year-old, punching him in the face.
00:05:21.000 So the nine-year-old starts punching him back, and those are big punches, a nine-year-old fist in your four-year-old face.
00:05:28.000 And so I'm outraged, and I grab the four-year-old and I wrestle him, and then I calm them both down, and my wife gives up, and I handle the little one.
00:05:38.000 It was like, again, I'm a corrections officer.
00:05:40.000 I had to wrestle him and hold him down, and we have a clapper that turns off the light.
00:05:46.000 He's banging his hockey stick on his bunk bed so hard that it turns out the light and then on the light and then off the light because it's going as it bangs on the holding him down.
00:05:57.000 I need backup.
00:05:58.000 I need backup.
00:06:00.000 So eventually I use the taser, which is FGTV.
00:06:04.000 It's this, it's some dad who plays Minecraft with his kid and then you just watch a dad and his kid playing video games.
00:06:12.000 It's my youngest's favorite thing to watch.
00:06:14.000 So I go, let's watch FGTV.
00:06:17.000 Calm down.
00:06:18.000 So he's doing that cry thing where you're getting into your body.
00:06:30.000 So we're watching it, and it's not my cup of tea.
00:06:33.000 But the most popular one, the most recent one on FGTV, it's letter F, G E E T V is a rap the dad has done.
00:06:42.000 You know, rap.
00:06:44.000 And it uses Minecraft imagery, and he's throwing all these Minecraft vegetables.
00:06:48.000 Minecraft is a video game, very lo-fi pixels, and you build stuff.
00:06:52.000 It's like Lego meets a video game.
00:06:56.000 And in this parody video that's for kids, it's a kids thing.
00:07:00.000 It's very kid-friendly, this channel.
00:07:02.000 I've never worried about my kid watching it before.
00:07:04.000 And he's made a soup, and someone has pooped in his soup.
00:07:09.000 All right, I'm not against that.
00:07:10.000 I know kids love poop.
00:07:12.000 You have the word poop in a joke, and they laugh their heads off.
00:07:15.000 So I'm not going to freak out that someone pooped in soup.
00:07:18.000 They don't literally imagine feces in food when they do that.
00:07:21.000 It's just a funny emoji.
00:07:23.000 And I go, and my youngest goes, Donald Trump did it.
00:07:27.000 And I'm like, who the hell is saying this now?
00:07:30.000 Is this his teacher's?
00:07:31.000 Why is my four-year-old saying that Donald Trump pooped in this guy's soup?
00:07:38.000 Then I keep watching it, and that's what happens in the video.
00:07:42.000 In this kid's video, Donald Trump poops, defecates.
00:07:46.000 He bends over the soup after standing on the table and defecates in this man's soup.
00:07:53.000 The President of the United States.
00:07:56.000 Can we imagine a white redneck doing this about Obama and showing it to kids and it having 1.3 million views?
00:08:05.000 Check this out.
00:08:13.000 Okay, I don't know if I can go frame by frame here, but for a split second, you see the poo come out.
00:08:20.000 There we go.
00:08:22.000 That's the president defecating into your child star's soup.
00:08:28.000 Cause now it's all done, go and grab a spoon and just dig right into this rabbit soup.
00:08:34.000 Hip hop.
00:08:36.000 What?
00:08:37.000 Who just pooped in my soup?
00:08:40.000 Looks like it was Donald Trump, but Chef Daddy still doesn't know.
00:08:45.000 Stay tuned in the next video.
00:08:51.000 Anyway, that annoyed me.
00:08:54.000 But we are living in a kooky time now, a very kooky time, where everyone is a Nazi.
00:09:02.000 Half the country are Nazis.
00:09:04.000 And as Jim Goad pointed out, it used to be bigot.
00:09:07.000 Then it was racist.
00:09:08.000 And now we have to go way out here to Nazi.
00:09:11.000 Nazi?
00:09:12.000 What?
00:09:13.000 Nazi.
00:09:14.000 And everyone I don't like is a Nazi.
00:09:16.000 When is this going to end?
00:09:18.000 Now, I've got Bunty King on the show today.
00:09:21.000 He's a popular YouTuber, popular with the youngsters.
00:09:24.000 Not quite as young as this, though.
00:09:25.000 You know, millennials.
00:09:27.000 And he put out a call to arms on his Twitter, and he said, send me your stupidest tweets.
00:09:32.000 And I know we're looking at a lot of kids and stuff, but it's disturbing that these tweets we're going to look at, Bunty and I, it's disturbing how common they are in mainstream vernacular.
00:09:42.000 So we're about to see the dumbest people in Western society.
00:09:46.000 And what's going to be shocking about it is not that they say dumb things, but that these dumb things have been mainstreamified.
00:09:54.000 And of course, I have to mention the cover of the post today, so you know this is daily.
00:09:58.000 In the hot seat, de Blasio, who the post just keeps ragging on, and I keep loving it because he's a gigantic socialist, literally and figuratively.
00:10:06.000 And we've got bums everywhere in New York.
00:10:08.000 There, now I justified making the title of the show In the Hot Seat.
00:10:12.000 And In the Hot Seat is Bunty King.
00:10:15.000 Let's go there now.
00:10:16.000 Let's take the train to Bunty King.
00:10:21.000 Bunty King, qui halcele yar.
00:10:24.000 What's up, Guistika?
00:10:26.000 Gavin, how are you, man?
00:10:27.000 Oh, TikTok.
00:10:29.000 You know, I miss Montreal.
00:10:31.000 All the Pierre Larkies down there on Saint-Laurent Street.
00:10:36.000 We do have the best women here in Montreal.
00:10:38.000 And why aren't you here?
00:10:39.000 Like, why are you elsewhere?
00:10:41.000 We need you here.
00:10:43.000 This is where the real battle is for culture.
00:10:46.000 Actually, not really.
00:10:47.000 We're just chilling.
00:10:48.000 We're totally chilling here.
00:10:49.000 Everything's okay.
00:10:51.000 It's a weird cultural place because it's sort of like Nazi-ish with the French.
00:10:56.000 They're monitoring speech.
00:10:58.000 They're penalizing people with English signs.
00:11:00.000 they've banned the hijab.
00:11:01.000 So if you were, you know, not French...
00:11:06.000 Oh, don't be telling people that.
00:11:07.000 I saw there was a movement to...
00:11:12.000 So the cab, the burqa, the ski masks, anything that's on public transportation.
00:11:16.000 So if you're taking the metro, if you're taking the bus, they can deny you service.
00:11:20.000 But it's, I mean, the hijab is fine.
00:11:22.000 You can wear the hijab anywhere.
00:11:23.000 And if you want to wear a burqa, you can wear a burqa to fing Valley Village if you want to, swift swore.
00:11:28.000 Village valor.
00:11:30.000 But you couldn't get away with that in Edmonton.
00:11:32.000 So Quebec, they call themselves the N-words of Canada, and they get away with a lot more than other cities, other provinces.
00:11:43.000 Yeah, I would say they do get away with a lot more, but at the same time, I feel like we're still really chilled out here in Montreal.
00:11:50.000 We really are.
00:11:51.000 And the language laws are starting to relax a lot.
00:11:53.000 When's the last time you were in Montreal?
00:11:54.000 Oh, just 1999.
00:11:57.000 Yeah, dude, that was the point when it was bad, you know?
00:12:02.000 Now these younger entrepreneurs are coming up and people are starting to speak a lot more Franlais.
00:12:07.000 I was on a date once and this girl, all she does is speak French and all I do is speak English.
00:12:11.000 But we completely understood each other and that's like what's happening now.
00:12:14.000 Do you have an accent in French?
00:12:16.000 No, Jean.
00:12:17.000 It was just accent que écois.
00:12:19.000 Aqué lo.
00:12:20.000 So count français test tê que écoi person pe conique pouseten engla fon.
00:12:27.000 No, sis ce, sis.
00:12:29.000 Aqué le.
00:12:30.000 Let's get started.
00:12:33.000 So you put out this call for the dumbest tweets ever, and you know what you accidentally did?
00:12:38.000 What?
00:12:39.000 You showed how dumb journalists are for constantly referring to tweets as facts.
00:12:46.000 Yeah, well, I mean, that happens all the time.
00:12:48.000 And I guess I feel some of us make that mistake sometimes where we see someone that we like say something, and then we're like, ah, he said that.
00:12:54.000 So that's what the truth is.
00:12:55.000 It's just that confirmation bias that happens.
00:12:58.000 I first noticed this when Miss Universe or Miss America was Muslim or Indian or I don't know, she had some sort of hijab on, and it said massive backlash against Miss Universe.
00:13:10.000 And then you looked up the backlash, and the journalist had clearly just written backlash first and then gone to Twitter to justify it and found like a bunch of dumb 16-year-old girls with four followers and went, see, it's a trend.
00:13:25.000 That's something that a journalist would do.
00:13:26.000 That's a yellow belly press right there.
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:29.000 That's what it is.
00:13:30.000 Okay, so let's just really check into how dumb Twitter is and how you really get a swath of every person in the Western world, including the worst people in the Western world.
00:13:43.000 But this one, I'm starting off with a weird one here because I think I might agree with it.
00:13:48.000 So she goes, George W. Bush just used the words white supremacy in calling out the racism of Trump in a nationally televised speech, which is supposed to be a good thing.
00:13:56.000 And then Rebecca Pierce goes, a million dead Iraqis don't give a bad word.
00:14:02.000 Honestly, I would say that it's, I mean, she is right.
00:14:07.000 But at the same time, I mean, it just goes to show that you'll never please anyone.
00:14:11.000 Like, once you make a mistake in the eyes of the public and you made this error, because they don't have human contact with you and they haven't been able to see your development, they stick to that one thing.
00:14:23.000 So she's just bitter about the Iraq war.
00:14:26.000 I don't think, oh, I mean, I'm not bitter about the Iraq war.
00:14:28.000 But then again, I'm not an American.
00:14:30.000 I don't get the Iraq war.
00:14:31.000 I talked to the guys who were there and I go, is it better?
00:14:34.000 And they go, no, it's horrible.
00:14:35.000 What was it like before?
00:14:36.000 Terrible.
00:14:37.000 All right.
00:14:38.000 It's like Haiti after the earthquake.
00:14:40.000 You go, what's the before or after?
00:14:43.000 I can't tell the difference.
00:14:45.000 I feel like now the Iraq theater of war has completely come to a close because of the whole ISIS getting destroyed at Raqqa now.
00:14:45.000 Well, I don't know.
00:14:52.000 And now the next thing is South Korea.
00:14:56.000 We'll see what happens.
00:14:57.000 Yeah, let's blow up South Korea.
00:14:59.000 It's not new South Korea.
00:15:00.000 They're just sitting there.
00:15:01.000 It's so scary.
00:15:02.000 Okay.
00:15:03.000 So to reiterate here, Bunty King put out a call on Twitter and said, send me your dumbest tweets.
00:15:09.000 We are amassing them here because we think they're indicative of a bigger pattern.
00:15:14.000 That first one, not so dumb.
00:15:16.000 Kind of a good point.
00:15:17.000 You can't bitch about white supremacy when you've waged wars, but now they're getting dumb.
00:15:21.000 This is one of my favorites.
00:15:22.000 This is a good one.
00:15:23.000 This is a good one.
00:15:24.000 Rapes are due to hypersexual culture that exists in the West and objectification of women, hence low rape stats in countries like Saudi or Iran.
00:15:37.000 Man, it's, you know, it's really easy to have low rape stats when your women are silenced.
00:15:42.000 It's just that easy.
00:15:44.000 Yeah, it's so stupid.
00:15:45.000 I mean, whenever people do this whole comparison with Saudi and the West, I lose it.
00:15:50.000 I'm like, you guys have no clue how good we have it here.
00:15:54.000 And it just, it blows me away every single fucking time.
00:15:58.000 Gosh.
00:15:58.000 Well, Reza Aslan did that when he was talking about genital mutilation.
00:16:01.000 He goes, it only happens in Africa.
00:16:03.000 And we go, no, that's the only places we have the stats for.
00:16:06.000 Iran is not handing over all their rape stats and their genital mutilation stats.
00:16:11.000 Ahmadinejad told us gays don't exist.
00:16:16.000 I mean, I mean, doesn't Iran, doesn't Iran do something crazy like offer a there people framed it like some progressive journalists framed it as they offer sex changes to trans people and but the reality is that they don't offer them they offer to people if you're gay they like force you to turn into a woman that's something that they do yeah in other words modern liberals here in America are on the same page as the homophobic extremists in Iran they go you can't be gay but you can be a woman I think
00:16:47.000 I think I saw one of these Iranian government officials talk some smack about Donald Trump at the UN.
00:16:58.000 And he was like, Donald Trump's words belong in the Middle Ages.
00:17:03.000 It's like, dude, how backwards is your society?
00:17:06.000 What are you even talking about?
00:17:07.000 Did they have, was it Saudi Arabia or Iran?
00:17:09.000 They had them as the head of the women's equality division of the UN.
00:17:15.000 They also did that recently with Mugabe.
00:17:17.000 He was the goodwill ambassador for the World Health Organization.
00:17:20.000 Which they rescinded.
00:17:21.000 And then this guy that you got in the background there.
00:17:24.000 Oh, he's the best.
00:17:25.000 He's so good.
00:17:26.000 He's just perfect material all the time.
00:17:28.000 Didn't he get you kicked off Twitter?
00:17:29.000 He got me kicked off Twitter and then it bounced back really hard.
00:17:32.000 It bounced back really hard.
00:17:34.000 The thing about Tariq Nasheed, though, is you start out laughing and then it's sort of like when you find out that someone was in a brutal car accident and you're making fun of them.
00:17:43.000 You go, oh, wait a minute, this is getting cruel.
00:17:45.000 Now I'm making fun of someone who's mentally handicapped.
00:17:48.000 no totally totally it's uh and also it's kind of scary because he has influence over a lot of people even though he doesn't get a lot of engagement on twitter and uh that's his prime like i would say that's his primary social platform he's still he's i see i just posted a photo of him in some theater at uk showing off one of his propaganda films so all right white cops in the u.s are allowed to execute unarmed black people on film and plant evidence on them but mugabe is the human rights man he's such an idiot
00:18:19.000 Let's take all the cases of cops and black people being killed.
00:18:26.000 Let's take 100% of them and say 100% of the time the cops were guilty.
00:18:30.000 That still doesn't hold a candle to Mugabe's slaughters.
00:18:34.000 It doesn't.
00:18:35.000 And apparently, I mean, it's almost legal to kill white people in this country.
00:18:40.000 Yeah, that's something that was thrown my way.
00:18:44.000 I can't verify that.
00:18:45.000 I haven't verified that yet.
00:18:46.000 No, no, you can verify it.
00:18:47.000 I've verified it.
00:18:47.000 Mugabe said, while you're confiscating these Rhodesian farms, and we're making this place Zimbabwe, I will not prosecute those who murder these farmers.
00:18:56.000 I refuse to, because they're just taking back their land.
00:18:59.000 Wow.
00:19:00.000 Meanwhile, the farms just rotted, because no one knew how to run a tobacco farm, because they killed all the guys in charge, including the black employees who worked in the farm.
00:19:09.000 That doesn't sound like goodwill to me.
00:19:12.000 It doesn't sound like a guy.
00:19:13.000 It sounds like a guy just wants to call the shots, even if the shots are bad.
00:19:17.000 It's goodwill hunting white people.
00:19:21.000 this is a fun one spookini i will always call my black women students first other poc by the way every time i see p oc i read p os it's an unfortunate acronym isn't it well i mean it's an acronym that i hate using but i use it because of twitter because it cuts it cuts down color i like saying colored people i'm the guy that's still saying colored people you know yeah you're right minorities takes forever to type out uh other poc gets second tier to second tier priority, WW come next.
00:19:49.000 And if I have to, white men.
00:19:52.000 Well, I mean, I mean, she's right.
00:19:53.000 I mean, white men should be at the bottom of the list of everything.
00:19:55.000 Well, that's why when white men call...
00:19:59.000 Honestly, in my world, you wouldn't have a show.
00:20:01.000 I don't deserve one.
00:20:02.000 You wouldn't be allowed to open.
00:20:04.000 You don't deserve one after all the garbage your ancestors did to my ancestors.
00:20:08.000 That's crazy, Kevin.
00:20:09.000 Yeah, all those roads and that infrastructure.
00:20:11.000 Sorry about that.
00:20:14.000 But, you know, I remember this in college because this happened in college.
00:20:18.000 It probably happened to you, too.
00:20:19.000 You were just ahead of us one, but you still had the women in the front.
00:20:22.000 And because of this bizarre imbalance, women, they get up and they have to talk to the professor and they have nothing to say.
00:20:31.000 And this is really the origin of the word like, because they would go, I just felt that like Heathcliff was like really attracted to Catherine or not.
00:20:44.000 And the professor would go, yes, good girl, good girl.
00:20:48.000 You said this happened to you in college?
00:20:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:51.000 Really?
00:20:51.000 Carlton Yu and Concordia.
00:20:54.000 Really?
00:20:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:56.000 And then the men.
00:20:57.000 This didn't really happen around my time.
00:20:58.000 What do you mean?
00:20:59.000 Well, I mean, I went to, see, I went to Dawson, right?
00:21:02.000 So, like, it was like, that's also, I feel like that's Concordia Light.
00:21:07.000 Concordia is for stupid people.
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:10.000 Yeah, I know.
00:21:12.000 Dawson was for Concordia dropouts.
00:21:14.000 No, Dawson is college.
00:21:15.000 It's before Concordia.
00:21:16.000 You have to go to Dawson in order to get it.
00:21:18.000 CJF.
00:21:18.000 It's CJEF too, right?
00:21:20.000 Stop it, dropouts.
00:21:22.000 Yeah, I know, but I didn't really feel like Like people were super like politically incorrect back then.
00:21:34.000 Oh my God, that's wonderful.
00:21:35.000 Maybe that was because of me and Vice.
00:21:38.000 Yes, it was probably because of you and Vice.
00:21:40.000 Because I remember going to American Apparel, seeing a Vice Mag.
00:21:42.000 I was like, yo, this is cool.
00:21:44.000 And now I'm looking at Vice and I'm like, what happened?
00:21:46.000 How about Seaman?
00:21:48.000 Okay, Emily McCombs.
00:21:50.000 I don't even want to talk to a dude this week until he punches three rapists and tells his worst buddy to stop calling girls crazy.
00:22:01.000 I think worst buddy, she didn't even like saying the word best around men.
00:22:05.000 So she had to switch it to worst at the 11th hour.
00:22:09.000 Oh, man.
00:22:10.000 Is this Emily McComb's person?
00:22:12.000 Did I actually, did I actually like, I don't know if I've tweeted at her before.
00:22:15.000 Is she like a comedian?
00:22:16.000 She looks familiar.
00:22:17.000 Dave, look her up.
00:22:19.000 I don't know.
00:22:20.000 Anyways, that's crazy.
00:22:21.000 That's just absolute madness.
00:22:22.000 Do you find this all in my thread?
00:22:24.000 Yes.
00:22:25.000 And by the way, I'm happy to punch rapists.
00:22:27.000 No problem.
00:22:28.000 Yeah, totally.
00:22:28.000 You better be sure you got the right guy.
00:22:31.000 No, because everyone's a rapist these days.
00:22:33.000 I don't want to be just punching a guy based on some rumor that Mattress Girl made.
00:22:37.000 He's a HuffPost writer.
00:22:39.000 Oh, okay.
00:22:39.000 HuffPostwriter.
00:22:40.000 Good dad.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, okay.
00:22:43.000 You know what's ironic about this tweet is it's crazy.
00:22:47.000 It is.
00:22:48.000 It is.
00:22:48.000 Totally.
00:22:49.000 Okay, this one's fun.
00:22:51.000 This one, it might be weird, too, because it might actually be sort of true.
00:22:55.000 Trash like Weinstein only wants to cast actresses he finds effable, white, and his preference isn't black woman like Sofio Ocanito.
00:23:03.000 So this guy is basically mad that black women weren't getting raped into Hollywood.
00:23:09.000 And maybe it's true.
00:23:10.000 Maybe Weinstein had a preference for white girls, so more white girls got roles than black girls.
00:23:16.000 It's like, you can't win with these people.
00:23:18.000 It's true.
00:23:19.000 And it's so strange that like the first thing that they go to, maybe it's not the first thing.
00:23:24.000 I'm not assuming it's the first thing that like they go to race right away.
00:23:28.000 They're like, why didn't he, like, why didn't he rape?
00:23:30.000 Like, the idea that why didn't he rape more black girls comes into their head?
00:23:34.000 That's just the strangest thing for me.
00:23:35.000 Well, they did that with Jeffrey Dahmer, too.
00:23:37.000 When they find out he's a cannibal, they go, why do you only eat black people?
00:23:41.000 What's mad?
00:23:41.000 Did they really eat some white people?
00:23:43.000 How long has this race stuff been going on for?
00:23:45.000 I feel like it just popped out of nowhere in like 2012.
00:23:48.000 Everyone suddenly started worrying about racists again.
00:23:50.000 Like I was so unfazed with like racism.
00:23:53.000 Like it wasn't a thing.
00:23:53.000 It's in cycles.
00:23:54.000 It goes in cycles.
00:23:55.000 Like Terry Richardson today.
00:23:57.000 Are we in the final cycle?
00:23:58.000 Are we in the final cycle?
00:23:59.000 Is it going to end after this point?
00:24:00.000 Because I feel like it's reached a point where it's like, we're done.
00:24:03.000 I don't see how it could get crazier.
00:24:05.000 I mean, everyone is a Nazi today.
00:24:06.000 If you look up Nazi in Twitter, the top three are Donald Trump, me, and Count Dankula, who changes...
00:24:18.000 The suspected white supremacist data.
00:24:21.000 Really?
00:24:21.000 Yeah, dude.
00:24:22.000 I was on the front page along with some senator and Chris Reagan, another YouTuber.
00:24:27.000 I was like, what's going on here?
00:24:28.000 I don't understand.
00:24:29.000 Okay, so you're a white supremacist, right?
00:24:32.000 In your utopia.
00:24:33.000 Suspected white supremacist.
00:24:34.000 In your utopia, there's no Indians.
00:24:36.000 Do you sort of like set it up, get everyone white, you make sure everything's good and you go, all right, guys, I think my work is done here.
00:24:43.000 I'm going to get on the boat and head back to India.
00:24:48.000 Thanks for all your help.
00:24:49.000 Bye-bye.
00:24:51.000 That's it.
00:24:53.000 That's it.
00:24:53.000 That's just it.
00:24:54.000 That's his idea, I guess.
00:24:56.000 The way he would accuse me is that I was tap dancing for white people because I'm saying all the things that white people would like to hear.
00:25:03.000 The fact that I'm not big on white hatred in the media.
00:25:06.000 I don't like the fact that people are talking smack about white people.
00:25:11.000 Every headline, every headline is like, if you're white, how do you get rid of that toxic whiteness?
00:25:15.000 Like, what?
00:25:16.000 What is it even?
00:25:17.000 Like, what is that shit?
00:25:19.000 Just keep apologizing.
00:25:20.000 It'll go away.
00:25:21.000 I like this one.
00:25:22.000 This is an oldie, but a goodie.
00:25:24.000 That's why hijab has importance in Islam.
00:25:28.000 And what's amazing about this terrible analogy is you just called women garbage.
00:25:34.000 You said, if women are garbage lying on the ground like discarded crap nobody wants, then you should cover them so they don't get ants on them.
00:25:43.000 What's that person's name?
00:25:45.000 Muzamil.
00:25:48.000 You always love reading their names too.
00:25:49.000 It's always good.
00:25:50.000 You read their names, you read the tweet, and then the name just becomes so much funnier.
00:25:54.000 Yeah, I know.
00:25:57.000 At this point, I don't even know what gets into people's heads to be like, this is going to be a perfect analogy.
00:26:02.000 I just feel like people just have a limited scope of creativity.
00:26:07.000 So when they see even the slightest little thing that could get their mind fired up, they just go to Twitter and they just tweet it out.
00:26:14.000 And next thing you know, they made a problem.
00:26:17.000 We could do a whole episode on the hijab and the burqa and all these coverings.
00:26:21.000 You know, in Iran, after 1979, women were on the streets screaming, we're not wearing these stupid things.
00:26:28.000 And now it's seen as a sign of empowerment.
00:26:30.000 And at the woman's march, you had a man putting on hijab in solidarity with feminists.
00:26:38.000 Well, here's the interesting thing.
00:26:39.000 And it's funny, because I've heard you talk about, I know, I've heard you talk about this before, but like, it's like in the West, I could see it as a form of empowerment because women are fighting for having a hijab.
00:26:49.000 I mean, listen, at the end of the day, like, a woman wants to wear a hijab, cool, cool.
00:26:54.000 You know, I dated a Pakistani girl once, and, you know, she had the choice of whether she could be a hijabi or just a girl without a hijab.
00:27:00.000 And she chose to be with the girl without a hijab.
00:27:03.000 But she knows girls that have a hijab.
00:27:05.000 Was she a Piyari Larki?
00:27:07.000 She was a Piyari Larki, man.
00:27:09.000 She was.
00:27:09.000 She was.
00:27:09.000 She's the only Pakistani girl ever dated, though.
00:27:11.000 Kind of her suit, are they not?
00:27:13.000 Sorry?
00:27:14.000 They tend to be a little furry on the back.
00:27:16.000 Oh, my God.
00:27:17.000 No, no, no, no.
00:27:19.000 I made sure that this one wasn't furry.
00:27:21.000 Okay.
00:27:25.000 When you were going down on her, there was a lot of people.
00:27:26.000 I feel like I'm walking into a trap every time with you, Gavin.
00:27:29.000 I'm going to end up on some blogs now because you're going to be like, you just baited me into saying something crazily racist.
00:27:35.000 Try being me.
00:27:36.000 I'm in the exact same boat, but I'm in this body.
00:27:39.000 When I hear these words coming out of my mouth, I go, there you go again, you dummy.
00:27:45.000 Okay, Nin the Fulf.
00:27:47.000 And by the way, they'll do this.
00:27:49.000 The Huffington Post and all these other blogs will say, there's been a backlash or there's been this sentiment or this idea, but they don't say it's from Nin the Fulf.
00:27:57.000 There'll just be like a link there and you have to click on it to see who it is.
00:28:01.000 How to find Nazis.
00:28:02.000 Post F Nazis.
00:28:04.000 Watch for the don't call people you disagree with Nazis comments.
00:28:08.000 You found the Nazis.
00:28:10.000 Wow, that's amazing logic.
00:28:12.000 You know that guy's probably a furry, huh?
00:28:14.000 Not that there's a problem with that.
00:28:15.000 You know what furries are?
00:28:16.000 Oh, I'm very, I'm 47, dude.
00:28:18.000 I've heard of everything.
00:28:19.000 Okay.
00:28:22.000 Yeah, I'm Nazis.
00:28:25.000 Sorry.
00:28:26.000 Okay, I keep swearing.
00:28:27.000 You're going to bleep this out, right?
00:28:28.000 You have to, yeah.
00:28:29.000 Yeah, okay, totally fine.
00:28:30.000 It ends up being a huge fucking pain in the ass, you stupid c.
00:28:36.000 But you know, when you get called a Nazi in this day and age, you go, that's terrible.
00:28:40.000 Let me explain my views.
00:28:40.000 Oh, my God.
00:28:41.000 And then you go, who else is a Nazi?
00:28:43.000 And they go, Trump, everyone who voted for him, most white people.
00:28:46.000 And you go, oh, okay, maybe I am then.
00:28:49.000 And that's a direct problem of the mainstream media.
00:28:52.000 That's what's happened.
00:28:54.000 It's not the mainstream media per se.
00:28:55.000 I can't say that CNN really goes that far in on it, but it's the blogs that branch off of it.
00:29:01.000 These people are the ones that give the stuff to people on social media that really kind of perpetuate this environment.
00:29:06.000 That's really causing a much greater divide in America than there needs to be.
00:29:11.000 Because not everyone that voted for Trump is racist.
00:29:15.000 In fact, I would say a majority aren't.
00:29:17.000 Well, a tiny fraction is.
00:29:20.000 But what they do is they end up politicizing these apolitical people that, especially young men, especially young white men, they go, you know what?
00:29:27.000 I am going to become a Nazi.
00:29:29.000 I would argue that liberals created Charlottesville.
00:29:32.000 The liberal media created Charlottesville by constantly hammering these kids.
00:29:37.000 I came up with a video.
00:29:38.000 I said Charlottesville was our fault.
00:29:40.000 Totally our fault.
00:29:40.000 Yeah, I saw that.
00:29:44.000 Tomato has something to say.
00:29:46.000 Yeah, morally, but the food I eat in my life is my choice.
00:29:49.000 I absolutely hate it when vegans try to shove veganism in each other's throat.
00:29:53.000 Terrible grammar.
00:29:54.000 Then a terrible point is followed by that.
00:29:57.000 Couldn't the same be said for rape?
00:30:00.000 Raping woman is my choice.
00:30:02.000 No one should try and tell me I'm bad for being a rapist.
00:30:05.000 I don't get these people.
00:30:07.000 What is that?
00:30:08.000 How is that even like a process?
00:30:11.000 She just described veganism as a choice, which is totally cool.
00:30:14.000 I mean, I think that the future is going to be entirely vegan.
00:30:19.000 My wife's vegan.
00:30:20.000 Well, dude, the future is going to be vegan.
00:30:22.000 Are you a vegan?
00:30:23.000 No, I'm not.
00:30:23.000 But I'm telling you, the future is going to be, everything's going to be lab grown.
00:30:26.000 Everything.
00:30:26.000 It's just the future.
00:30:27.000 It just makes sense.
00:30:28.000 It just makes sense.
00:30:29.000 It's probably cheaper as the technology gets better.
00:30:32.000 You know, the problem with the internet and YouTube and everything is we assumed everyone deserves a voice.
00:30:37.000 And then you go on Facebook and you see all these women that just put up post after post of just like a rose and don't take life for granted.
00:30:45.000 And you realize you don't deserve a voice.
00:30:48.000 You have nothing to say.
00:30:50.000 I feel like everyone deserves a voice, but it's just the people that obviously have the thing that's worth saying.
00:30:56.000 I'll obviously rise to the top and the rest will just be the peasants at the bottom.
00:31:00.000 Well, it's like voting.
00:31:01.000 Every woman should have the right to vote, but they should not vote.
00:31:05.000 Oh, my God, Captain.
00:31:07.000 All right, this is one of my favorite.
00:31:09.000 My liberal white male rage.
00:31:10.000 What should I do about it?
00:31:13.000 And this is a guy.
00:31:14.000 He teaches at an all-girls school.
00:31:16.000 I can't find him anywhere, so it's obviously an alias.
00:31:20.000 But he's written this bizarre article.
00:31:24.000 I'm a teacher in an all-girls school.
00:31:26.000 We're always cautious about predators.
00:31:27.000 Young white man with short, light hair.
00:31:29.000 That's their fantasy, by the way.
00:31:31.000 That's why that UVC hoax was so plentiful, because Sabrina Elderly heard that the rapists were these sort of blonde frat boys, and she went, I'm in, let's go.
00:31:42.000 They love the white, blonde frat boy.
00:31:46.000 One of our administrators, Minnie, steps out to ask him what's going on.
00:31:48.000 Minnie's in her mid-50s, a black woman with straight hair and teal glasses.
00:31:53.000 The man looks at her without a word, punches her across the face.
00:31:56.000 I don't know what that is.
00:31:58.000 I'm staring from just inside.
00:32:00.000 I sprint out before he even sees me.
00:32:02.000 I choke slam him against the wall, crushing his throat with my hand.
00:32:06.000 I shove him against the wall and start punching left, right.
00:32:08.000 I throw him down and hammer my knees onto his shoulders, pinning him to the ground.
00:32:13.000 His arms are splayed and he stares at me silently.
00:32:16.000 He hasn't said a word the whole time.
00:32:18.000 In fury, I grab the front of his hair and slam the back of his head into the concrete.
00:32:23.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:32:23.000 This goes on and on.
00:32:24.000 This is a liberal fantasy about basically murdering some Nazi who came on his campus and started beating up his black female small co-workers.
00:32:36.000 Dude, you're a mental patient.
00:32:39.000 Is he describing the story as a real story or is it like a fake story?
00:32:44.000 It's a fantasy.
00:32:45.000 It's a fantasy.
00:32:46.000 so?
00:32:46.000 The title is My Liberal White Male Rage, and then he describes the fantasy he has as he sits there in his class.
00:32:52.000 By the way, you should be teaching or doing work.
00:32:54.000 I don't know who's why he's stroking your beard, but he's sitting there in class looking out the window fantasizing about beating up this tough guy.
00:33:02.000 Which is what eight-year-olds do.
00:33:04.000 That's why we invented Spider-Man.
00:33:06.000 So you can have a fantasy about going, psu, psu, and beating up the bad guy.
00:33:10.000 But is he saying that that's his white male aggression?
00:33:13.000 Is that what it is?
00:33:14.000 Yes.
00:33:14.000 That's his white male aggression.
00:33:16.000 So he's channeling his white male aggression to the good guy role, the savior of the colored people as a white person.
00:33:24.000 Correct.
00:33:25.000 He's being a good massive.
00:33:26.000 And even that is a problem because it's white male rage against Nazis and it's still white male rage.
00:33:34.000 Okay.
00:33:35.000 Can you handle this?
00:33:37.000 For me, I've always kind of like, for me, this whole process of like these people kind of like feeling guilty about their whiteness, it's annoying a little.
00:33:48.000 It's like, you don't need to protect me.
00:33:49.000 You don't need to save me.
00:33:50.000 And there's some people that obviously do need a little bit of help or like the nudge in the right direction, but it's so clear when there's some people that don't.
00:33:57.000 But for some reason, they are projecting it as if every minority is suddenly at risk of being attacked by a Nazi, and that's not the truth.
00:34:06.000 It's a uniquely white thing to constantly be questioning yourself and saying, I've never heard an Indian or a Japanese person or a Mexican talk about how horrible they are and all the terrible things they've done.
00:34:17.000 It just...
00:34:19.000 And when...
00:34:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:34:22.000 Okay, yeah.
00:34:23.000 And when Puerto Ricans get to meet, have a white girlfriend or something in New York, they go, wow, all you guys talk about is how much you suck.
00:34:31.000 That's foreign to us.
00:34:32.000 It's bizarre.
00:34:34.000 Yeah, I think it's because minorities have had such a voice in the media, and there's some obviously that are still feeling like things aren't as fair as they could be.
00:34:46.000 So they're very loud.
00:34:48.000 And the people who are a little bit more sensitive to, you know, understanding like history and colonialism, they kind of take this and they're like, well, we screwed up.
00:34:59.000 But the reality is that whenever I talk about colonialism with my dad or with people like Sargon of Akkad or something like that, at VidCon, I was having a conversation with him.
00:35:09.000 And it comes down to, I was like, listen, colonialism was kind of shit.
00:35:13.000 There was some things that happened that are bad.
00:35:15.000 But at the end of the day, I'm in Canada because of colonialism.
00:35:19.000 Like I'm here.
00:35:19.000 I'm here because that happened.
00:35:21.000 So I'm kind of, I'm like, it's shit that the bad things happen, but it's cool that the good things happened and I'm here.
00:35:27.000 And that's just the way it is.
00:35:29.000 So let's look at history.
00:35:30.000 Let's see what they did wrong and then not do that again.
00:35:32.000 But let's see what they did right and how they did it right.
00:35:34.000 And then let's do that again.
00:35:36.000 Like, that's what I'm talking about.
00:35:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:38.000 It's really just what history is.
00:35:40.000 History is colonization.
00:35:42.000 History is conquering.
00:35:43.000 There's probably three countries that were just a handshake deal.
00:35:47.000 It doesn't happen.
00:35:48.000 Sorry.
00:35:49.000 No, of course not.
00:35:50.000 You're taking people out of their homes or you're completely changing their way of their life or bringing your culture in.
00:35:56.000 It's not an easy process.
00:35:57.000 And yeah, I'm not saying like, oh, it's the best.
00:36:01.000 Colonialism was still good, but I'm going to say that it was.
00:36:05.000 Yeah, for you.
00:36:08.000 No, dude, I was scoffing with English trampling us for 700 years.
00:36:12.000 That is true.
00:36:12.000 That is true.
00:36:13.000 We didn't like them.
00:36:15.000 Okay, last thing.
00:36:16.000 Check out this video that it's not really related to this article, but it's the picture for the article.
00:36:22.000 Fiona Hemsley writes about toxic masculinity, violent masculinity, in her book, Girls Gone Old.
00:36:22.000 All right, look at this.
00:36:28.000 What is with these sites where you just put a random video as the visual for your article that's unrelated?
00:36:36.000 And why are you so worried about toxic, violent masculinity when you have radical Islam going, hi, I'm all the bad things that you're looking for.
00:36:45.000 I'm right here.
00:36:47.000 So this is almost an advertisement for a book in an article that's related to toxic masculinity, but it has nothing to do with the article.
00:36:56.000 So I almost feel, just from my whole marketers perspective, that this person cut a deal with Salon and probably has some kind of thing going on.
00:37:07.000 Oh, yeah, some PR thing.
00:37:08.000 That makes sense.
00:37:09.000 It's an advertorial.
00:37:11.000 Well, what it really is, too, is a couple spinsters, a couple cat moms talking about how bad men are for not finding them attractive anymore.
00:37:20.000 That's really what it comes down to, as far as I'm concerned.
00:37:23.000 Okay, we get it.
00:37:25.000 Thank you.
00:37:29.000 Oh, my God.
00:37:30.000 Charlottesville again.
00:37:31.000 They will not shut up about it.
00:37:34.000 Charlottesville rally was that.
00:37:36.000 These guys were young.
00:37:38.000 Turn your volume up again.
00:37:39.000 They were young and they were violent and they were angry.
00:37:41.000 Do you see a connection between some of these school shooters and the guys we saw?
00:37:46.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:37:47.000 I think the single greatest threat, and I'll just say to humanity at the moment is male fragility and men just not being able to process their feelings of insecurity, their feelings of anger.
00:38:01.000 I mean, when men get mad, they lash out.
00:38:03.000 There's not a lot of intellectual stop and think it through.
00:38:12.000 It's so, what's sadder than watching a woman's eggs dry up?
00:38:16.000 I mean, that woman, Amanda Marcott, on the left, won't shut up about Nazis, and she's really mad at men.
00:38:22.000 Coincidentally, she lives with her cats and is a cat mom, and men aren't interested in her.
00:38:29.000 I guess that's a coincidence.
00:38:32.000 You know, it's funny.
00:38:33.000 You really go in on these people, and I have a hard time just going in on anyone unless I really think that they're completely insane, like Tariq Nasheed.
00:38:40.000 Now, I just feel like, I feel like these women are also a byproduct of this culture that we've built up that, you know, just surrounds hating men.
00:38:49.000 Like, the more we kind of hate on men and hate on white men, it ends up being this, this, like, this vicious, like you said, vicious cycle.
00:38:58.000 It's just happening now.