Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 15, 2017


Get Off My Lawn #30 | Cuono


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

171.0838

Word Count

7,656

Sentence Count

671

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

30


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about Morrissey's new album and why he's probably the best gay in the world. Plus, a story about the sex we had a quarter century ago is still going strong. And a new article about Shane Smith and his sex life.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:19.000 My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind.
00:00:24.000 Choplifters of the world You and I shall take over Shoplifters of the world win me over What a heavenly way to die You know what's weird about New York in the day?
00:00:49.000 All the skater kids, this is probably because of Benjamin Cho, who I nicknamed Bobby Trendy, were into Morrissey.
00:00:57.000 That was the Smiths Shoplifters of the World song written by Morrissey.
00:01:02.000 He's solo now, of course, and still rocking.
00:01:05.000 Morrissey's an interesting case.
00:01:06.000 He's one of these nerds who was writing about pop culture.
00:01:09.000 He was a writer at NME, and then he went, why am I writing about pop stars?
00:01:12.000 I should become a pop star.
00:01:14.000 That's what Dash Snow said to me, sort of an enfant terrib of New York City in the early aughts.
00:01:19.000 He said, Gavin, why are you always running around with a little notepad writing about other people's stuff?
00:01:22.000 Go do your own stuff.
00:01:24.000 Good point, Dash.
00:01:25.000 He OD'd on heroin.
00:01:27.000 But Morrissey is still going, and he did a concert recently at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:01:33.000 And check out what he said.
00:01:36.000 He did the song Shoplifters of the World.
00:01:38.000 He did the Smith song you just heard, but he changed it to Trump Shifters of the World.
00:02:00.000 What does that mean?
00:02:02.000 Now, you look at the backdrop.
00:02:03.000 This is his new album.
00:02:05.000 On his new album cover, he's got a kid that he's holding in his arm.
00:02:09.000 But go full screen on that, Dave.
00:02:11.000 Not the top one.
00:02:12.000 This, my video that I just played.
00:02:14.000 You'll see that he's holding Trump in his arms.
00:02:18.000 What does that mean?
00:02:19.000 Shifts of the world Hand it over Hand it over Hand it over you He's probably, is he the best gay in the world?
00:02:30.000 I think Tom Ford.
00:02:32.000 I think it was Morrissey, Tom Ford, top two gays in the world.
00:02:36.000 Yeah, Morrissey's very patriotic.
00:02:38.000 He's a nationalist.
00:02:39.000 He's pro-Brexit.
00:02:40.000 But he's also a vegan who won't even allow you to sell hot dogs at Madison Square Garden if he's playing there.
00:02:46.000 So I could go either way with this.
00:02:48.000 I'll dig in and find out for you folks.
00:02:50.000 But it sounds like this could be a great ode to the great President Trump.
00:02:57.000 Also in the news today, we had, I'm no fan of my ex-business partner, but this story about the sex we had a quarter century ago is still going strong.
00:03:10.000 Journalists are so lazy now that they just look at what's trending and then they rewrite the exact same article, just change it enough that they don't get cited for plagiarism, but they even have the same little sort of funny takes on it and stuff and quirks and quirks.
00:03:24.000 I think in the New York Post article about Shane saying, oh, it's okay when we were having sex with this woman, the writer at the New York Post said, no, it isn't, everyone in the world.
00:03:34.000 And then in this article, she takes that exact same joke, but she changes it to, it really isn't.
00:03:40.000 I mean, amateur hour.
00:03:41.000 But here's what I found amazing about this.
00:03:43.000 And by the way, speaking of amateur hour, have you noticed that women tend to be terrible writers?
00:03:49.000 Look at the photo caption here.
00:03:51.000 It says, on Shane Smith's Instagram, one follower commented, can't wait till they're 18 on a picture of him with his daughters.
00:04:00.000 Now, that's some disgusting idiot who wrote that on Instagram.
00:04:03.000 And again, I can't believe I'm on Shane's side on this, but this pig, this woman who wrote this, includes that photo caption, which was, he's obviously not watching his Instagram enough to catch those horrible things.
00:04:14.000 But every time you put something on Instagram, it's going to be two or three 14-year-old dicks who say something unthinkable.
00:04:20.000 But to include that in an article about him and his sex life is just disgusting.
00:04:25.000 And here's a game I've been doing.
00:04:27.000 I've been looking up the authors of these articles, and they are always spinsters.
00:04:32.000 Poop chests.
00:04:33.000 I used to call them a worse word for poop, you know, because they're like Tony Stark's Iron Man.
00:04:38.000 You take out the glowing orb and you replace it with feces.
00:04:40.000 Women were magical.
00:04:42.000 They were superheroes.
00:04:43.000 They could create life and shape life.
00:04:44.000 And we took away that magic power and replaced it with...
00:04:51.000 And of course, she's a mom to cats.
00:04:54.000 Always cat ladies.
00:04:57.000 And here's the thing about cat ladies.
00:04:58.000 Like, I've chosen my way, and I want you to try it out.
00:05:02.000 They have chosen their way, and they want to sabotage everyone else.
00:05:05.000 They want everyone to be lonely and miserable.
00:05:08.000 And I'm looking at her other article, so she's being sanctimonious about intercourse, right?
00:05:12.000 You think, oh, okay, well, you must have married your first love when you were 19, and you must have a beautiful Catholic family with nine kids.
00:05:20.000 No, she's a reprobate.
00:05:22.000 She's a degenerate slut.
00:05:25.000 And she sent, this is another article she did.
00:05:27.000 I got not safe for work at the blind men's ball.
00:05:30.000 And yes, there are photos.
00:05:33.000 And it's funny that the photo they used was a woman being submissive because that's not what this chick does.
00:05:38.000 She goes, here's a clip from that article.
00:05:41.000 Submissives were decked out with collars and leashes while they and their doms were treated to some tutorials reviewing consent and safe impact plague.
00:05:49.000 God, even these people, they can't even do dirty sex, right?
00:05:54.000 With my sub tied to the St. Andrew's Cross, I tried out a flogger from Extreme Restraints, which is then linked.
00:06:02.000 After a bit, I told my sub the session was over and I freed his left wrist.
00:06:06.000 This is her love life.
00:06:08.000 So she's making disgusting pedophile references to this man's children.
00:06:13.000 And again, I'm not defending the guy.
00:06:14.000 I'm not a fan of this guy at all, but I'm going to call out BS when I see it.
00:06:20.000 And her sex life involves freeing her sub.
00:06:24.000 They're submissive, right?
00:06:25.000 And untying his, as I reached for his right arm, I hit his back again with the flogger.
00:06:31.000 Just kidding.
00:06:32.000 One more, I said, before laughing and untying his right wrist.
00:06:37.000 This is who's telling us how to live.
00:06:39.000 This is who's judging us.
00:06:41.000 These bloggers, these spinsters, these bitter cougars, they're telling us what we're doing wrong.
00:06:48.000 And I think it's remarkably disgusting.
00:06:50.000 There was an article I sent you later on, Dave, about divorce your Trump husband.
00:06:55.000 Did you see that one?
00:06:59.000 Yeah, I got it here.
00:07:02.000 Yeah.
00:07:02.000 So this woman, Jennifer Wright is her name, she says, and again, you're going to read this terrible writing.
00:07:11.000 They have bolds and lots of ellipses and paragraphs that are just one sentence.
00:07:16.000 They're amateurs.
00:07:17.000 Most females are terrible writers.
00:07:19.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:20.000 That's been my, some of my favorites are female.
00:07:22.000 Naomi Schaefer Riley, love reading her.
00:07:24.000 Michelle Malkin, love reading her.
00:07:27.000 There's tons of great female writers, but overall, the pattern is they suck.
00:07:31.000 And here's a good example.
00:07:32.000 What if you find yourself not wanting to kiss someone who believes that it is cool for the president, who think woman, who think, so this is your husband who thinks this, who believes that it is cool for the president to think woman should be grabbed by the pussy?
00:07:44.000 That's in bold, by the way, just in case.
00:07:47.000 He never said woman should be grabbed by the pussy, but yeah, let's run with that, glom it onto your husband and then divorce him for thinking such things.
00:07:55.000 The woman who is kissing her husband over the smoldering argument embers also remarks, how could I explain how vulnerable I felt?
00:08:01.000 I couldn't, but I tried, and he tried to understand.
00:08:04.000 And we went round and round in circles.
00:08:05.000 Him, unable to see the human element of my arguments.
00:08:09.000 She's talking about an anti-Trump wife like mine.
00:08:12.000 My wife's a Hillary.
00:08:13.000 And the husband is unable to see the human element of my arguments.
00:08:17.000 Therefore, divorce him.
00:08:20.000 By the way, the human element of your arguments is what Ben Shapiro says.
00:08:23.000 Your feelings don't matter.
00:08:25.000 Now, this woman I thought was interesting, Julia Wright.
00:08:27.000 She wrote this.
00:08:28.000 She said, stop supporting Trump.
00:08:29.000 Supporting Trump at this point does not indicate a difference of opinions.
00:08:32.000 It indicates a difference of values.
00:08:34.000 And you look at her.
00:08:35.000 She wrote that article I just read to you in August, mid-August.
00:08:40.000 And here she is married that same month, two weeks later.
00:08:45.000 And she's a rich kid.
00:08:46.000 Her mother was the VP of ExxonMobil.
00:08:49.000 So she's just this rich aristocrat prancing around society.
00:08:53.000 And as she's planning her own wedding, and she's 31, so she's probably not going to have kids.
00:08:56.000 As she's planning her own wedding, she's telling you to get divorced.
00:09:00.000 She also loves cats, by the way, more than kids.
00:09:04.000 She wants us to become a divorced cat.
00:09:06.000 Do you have that picture of the divorced cat?
00:09:09.000 I thought this was classic.
00:09:11.000 What does it say?
00:09:12.000 My wife left me suddenly one day.
00:09:14.000 We were drifting apart, I knew, but I was in denial.
00:09:17.000 I fell into a deep pit until therapy put me on the road to healing.
00:09:20.000 Now I manage my own boating again.
00:09:24.000 Ah, fun stuff.
00:09:26.000 Cats can be funny, but they're not children.
00:09:29.000 All right, how are we doing for time here?
00:09:30.000 We're running out of time.
00:09:32.000 Another article came out about me and the Proud Boys.
00:09:35.000 It was in the Atlantic.
00:09:36.000 It's interesting because it's called, the URL says a brotherhood of losers, but the title doesn't say that at all.
00:09:44.000 So the beauty of the left now is they just, they love online writing because you just change it.
00:09:51.000 It's an amorphous, organic document that can be changed and amended whenever you wish.
00:09:57.000 The First Amendment, the Second Amendment, the 350th Amendment.
00:10:00.000 So this article was likely called A Brotherhood of Losers, but someone threatened to sue them.
00:10:05.000 I didn't get a chance to.
00:10:06.000 It came out too fast.
00:10:08.000 But it mentions Proud Boys, and it says we're not racist, and that is a fact.
00:10:15.000 Proud Boys, a group founded by the former Vice Impresario, Gavin McInnes, to fight the forces of emasculation.
00:10:22.000 Sounds good.
00:10:23.000 In part through a renunciation of masturbation.
00:10:26.000 Yes.
00:10:27.000 Also, blended sexism and creeping nativism.
00:10:31.000 You know, we're at the point now where when I hear the left criticize us, I hear it and go, yeah, like creeping nativism?
00:10:38.000 Good.
00:10:39.000 That's not a weed in my garden.
00:10:41.000 That's a beautiful flower.
00:10:42.000 It's going up the side of the building and making everything green.
00:10:45.000 I love creeping nativism.
00:10:48.000 While Samadhi's were attracted by the campaign against self-abuse or the fraternity initiation rituals, membership also entailed support for closed borders, correct?
00:10:58.000 And what McInnis called in a clever stroke of euphemism, Western chauvinism.
00:11:03.000 Yeah, this is a loser?
00:11:05.000 Sounds like a winner to me.
00:11:07.000 But I thought this was an interesting part of the article because they always do this.
00:11:11.000 It says, it happened too soon before you enough.
00:11:16.000 They're talking about Charlottesville, but they say they fail to see that he's talking about the real racists now in Charlottesville.
00:11:23.000 They fail to see their ironic pranking will curdle into something more like real conviction.
00:11:28.000 And then in brackets, this is just said like it's a fact.
00:11:30.000 A common path to the worst sorts of extremism begins with the search for camaraderie and tribe.
00:11:36.000 The adoption and hardening of truly extreme ideological values come later.
00:11:41.000 That's just a thing.
00:11:41.000 You should probably know this, that if you want to be male and have a club and hang out with other guys and drink beer, you can think it's benign.
00:11:48.000 You can think it's innocent, but it's actually a common path to extremism.
00:11:52.000 This is just a fact that I've noticed.
00:11:54.000 This is just a thing.
00:11:56.000 No.
00:11:57.000 Fraternal clubs, the Knights of Columbus is not a pathway to the KKK.
00:12:01.000 And you're saying it is?
00:12:02.000 Because you're not in a club and you don't like it.
00:12:04.000 You don't like that you're not invited.
00:12:06.000 So you want to crap on other people's party.
00:12:08.000 And that's the same with these female writers telling people to get divorced and telling them not to have kids.
00:12:13.000 They're mad at their own miserable life and misery loves company.
00:12:18.000 I'll be discussing this with Alex Jones at the end of the show.
00:12:21.000 I'm also going to talk about robots.
00:12:25.000 I hate robots.
00:12:26.000 Look at this crap.
00:12:27.000 This guy is sitting with a pile of pre-written questions talking to a robot.
00:12:32.000 Look at this.
00:12:33.000 Okay, philosophical question.
00:12:35.000 Whether robots can be self-aware and conscious like humans?
00:12:40.000 And should they be?
00:12:41.000 Look at this, look at this.
00:12:42.000 So he's got his questions in his hand.
00:12:44.000 He's right.
00:12:46.000 He's scripted.
00:12:47.000 This isn't a robot.
00:12:48.000 Anyway, I want to really get into that later on the show, but we got to get going here.
00:12:51.000 We're also going to talk to Mark Dice, part two of that interview.
00:12:55.000 I'm also going to show you how to unclog a sink.
00:12:58.000 And after Alex Jones, we're going to discuss the worst dress superhero in the world, and that would be Iron Man without the suit, Tony Starks.
00:13:10.000 But first, let's talk to Mark.
00:13:18.000 And what about demonetization?
00:13:20.000 As the adpocalypse, it's hit you hard, but I feel like you're still doing pretty good.
00:13:24.000 The adpocalypse is pretty bad.
00:13:26.000 I mean, back in April, I mean, my channel got demonetized by about 90, 95%, a huge, massive revenue drop, especially when that's your primary mode of income.
00:13:37.000 And so it came back a little, little bit, but pretty much everything I do gets demonetized.
00:13:42.000 It's incredible.
00:13:43.000 I mean, and then you have to submit them for review, but then by the time it gets reviewed, the videos already went viral and it gets the most views within 24 hours, 48 hours anyway.
00:13:52.000 So it's been pretty tough.
00:13:53.000 But I have my books.
00:13:54.000 People can support me on the books.
00:13:56.000 I don't know if you can see my shirt, my liberalism find a cure shirt.
00:13:59.000 So, I mean, it's, you know, it's, it's pretty devastating.
00:14:02.000 But I think, you know, I love the content and I love the mechanisms of getting it out.
00:14:08.000 And so I think the passion comes through.
00:14:10.000 And so I'll figure out a way to do it without selling out.
00:14:14.000 I mean, I could take on my own sponsors.
00:14:15.000 I'm a part of a YouTube network and things like that.
00:14:17.000 But at this point, I'd rather just be directly fan funded.
00:14:21.000 You know, people support me on Patreon and PayPal and they buy my shirts and they get my books.
00:14:25.000 So it's pretty interesting.
00:14:27.000 It's not the most secure career, but it is a lot of fun.
00:14:30.000 Well, it's like what Bannon said after the election.
00:14:33.000 He said, this is just a battle.
00:14:35.000 The war has only begun.
00:14:36.000 And they keep trying to, the bastards keep trying to get us down, and we keep getting back up and winning.
00:14:44.000 Yeah, and we see, you know, they have a couple years now until the next election, and they just keep trying to creep this Orwellian institution in place to try to prevent us from getting a message out.
00:14:54.000 The demonetization is largely to de-incentivize people because up until this election, YouTube was kind of a novelty, you know, for cat videos.
00:15:04.000 Charlie bit my finger.
00:15:05.000 And this is the first time where we saw a lot of new, you know, YouTube conservative commentators rise to pretty large fan bases.
00:15:17.000 And so they have to take away that financial incentive so that people can't quit their day job and just do YouTube videos full time or do a show as their primary mode of income.
00:15:29.000 But we see admissions coming now from Twitter's legal counsel.
00:15:32.000 So you might have seen this.
00:15:34.000 They admitted that they censored the DNC leak and John Podesta hashtags, about 50% of them.
00:15:40.000 And it's just stuff that a lot of us already know and just kind of common sense.
00:15:44.000 But for people who kind of check out the news maybe half an hour, an hour a day or kind of tune out and just kind of take things as they appear, this is important stuff that people need to know that when you see something trending on social media or if you don't see something trending, it doesn't necessarily mean that it doesn't qualify as trending or it shouldn't be trending or that it's organically trended.
00:16:10.000 And so now with Twitter and Facebook and YouTube becoming major media companies and really Facebook one of the biggest gatekeepers in media, we have to expose how they operate and continuously document the censorship because people don't go to websites anymore.
00:16:30.000 Back in the day, I mean, you and I remember even that long ago, you would bookmark your favorite web pages and then you would go there.
00:16:37.000 But now people just follow their websites on Facebook or on Twitter.
00:16:42.000 And so you're putting the power of the ultimate middleman in Facebook's hands or YouTube.
00:16:49.000 It's a little bit less restrictive, I think, than Facebook because you can go directly to the person's channel.
00:16:56.000 Facebook censors everything that everybody posts unless you pay them to boost it.
00:17:02.000 A lot of people may not know this if you don't have a fan page like Gavin and I have.
00:17:07.000 And most news outlets and bands and things have a little bit different features on our Facebook pages.
00:17:13.000 And so when we post a video or post a link, there's a little button that says boost this post.
00:17:18.000 And they want us to pay.
00:17:19.000 And it's a lot of money per post.
00:17:21.000 I mean, it's thousands of dollars for one status update to then be distributed to a few hundred thousand people, if that, who follow the page.
00:17:31.000 So just because you follow someone on Facebook doesn't mean that you're going to be actually seeing what it is that they're posting because it's a method for Facebook to make money is to limit those, to throttle the distribution unless you pay.
00:17:44.000 You know, it's amazing that you talk about Orwellian stuff creeping in, but what we've really done is sort of look back behind the curtain and realize the Orwellian stuff's already here.
00:17:53.000 Every time you look at these major companies like Twitter, Facebook, Google, you realize, wait, you guys have already been instilling the thought police and changing what we read and cannot read.
00:18:03.000 And it's getting worse every month.
00:18:04.000 We can see it.
00:18:05.000 I mean, we see a few instances years ago that were happening of them censoring some videos, and then they just keep doing it and doing it and doing it.
00:18:14.000 I mean, I've had a video recently pulled for terms of service violations on YouTube because it was simply talking about a black guy that went and shot up a white church for revenge for the Dylan Roof attack two years earlier.
00:18:28.000 And so it was a little blip on the radar, on media.
00:18:31.000 It might have been covered, but it certainly didn't dominate any news cycle for more than 15 seconds.
00:18:37.000 And so I simply was pointing it out.
00:18:39.000 Didn't use any derogatory language.
00:18:40.000 No.
00:18:41.000 Wasn't hateful.
00:18:42.000 Just, oh, that violates our terms.
00:18:45.000 That's hateful.
00:18:46.000 And on Twitter, I mean, I've had emails from Twitter.
00:18:52.000 I've also had tweets deleted and been locked out of my account, suspended for calling Kevin Spacey a scumbag and telling him to go to hell.
00:18:58.000 That's hate speech now.
00:18:59.000 It's telling an alleged child predator, telling him to go to hell and a scumbag.
00:19:05.000 I'm the hateful one, they say.
00:19:05.000 That's hateful.
00:19:08.000 I mean, it's incredible.
00:19:09.000 I posted a meme that circulates around.
00:19:12.000 It says, there are only two genders, and then the rest are mental disorders.
00:19:17.000 And they didn't delete it yet, but they did email me and they told me to re-evaluate it.
00:19:22.000 Have a thought about your thoughts, Mark.
00:19:24.000 You need to really know what you're thinking about.
00:19:26.000 Mark, thanks for coming on the show.
00:19:28.000 And once again, you know, the free market Of ideas will always win.
00:19:31.000 It's an uphill battle here in this corrupt age, but we will be victors.
00:19:37.000 It is exciting.
00:19:39.000 So, yep, hope everybody checks out my book, The True Story of Fake News.
00:19:41.000 Get it in Amazon.com or download on your tablets.
00:19:44.000 And I documented this whole thing pretty thoroughly.
00:19:47.000 So you got it, man.
00:19:48.000 Keep in touch.
00:19:55.000 Hello.
00:19:56.000 So a lot of people call me and they say, Gav, my sink's clogged.
00:20:00.000 Do I need a snake or something?
00:20:00.000 What do I do?
00:20:02.000 And I go, no, come here.
00:20:04.000 What you do is you fill up the sink as much as you can and you just use a plunger.
00:20:12.000 Now you have to block this hole.
00:20:13.000 You see this hole?
00:20:14.000 Can you get over here?
00:20:18.000 You see this?
00:20:19.000 That's a drainage hole.
00:20:20.000 So you put your hand over the hole or block it with plasticine or anything you can.
00:20:25.000 And then you just start plunging the sink.
00:20:29.000 Dude, gross.
00:20:31.000 The gross stuff is going to come up.
00:20:34.000 Oh, it's going to smell that too.
00:20:37.000 oh my god You know what?
00:20:49.000 It's best just to take this thing.
00:20:52.000 this thing out what is that Oh God, that's disgusting.
00:21:15.000 *Sigh*
00:21:36.000 That was super gross.
00:21:38.000 But we're done.
00:21:39.000 Come see.
00:21:47.000 Boom.
00:21:48.000 We're cured.
00:21:53.000 Did you know that artificial intelligence is going to take over and robots?
00:22:00.000 It's going to be like Blade Runner.
00:22:01.000 It's going to be like a million different movies.
00:22:04.000 I was in one of the movies, Creative Control, where a guy falls in love with a robot.
00:22:09.000 Robot, it's just like you, but the back of the head, instead of hair, you see circuits and stuff.
00:22:15.000 Oh, f ⁇ off.
00:22:16.000 Robots are bullshit.
00:22:20.000 Look at this guy.
00:22:23.000 You've heard of this, Sophia?
00:22:24.000 I think she's the first robot citizen of Qatar or something.
00:22:29.000 We all say Qatar, but I saw in 60 Minutes.
00:22:31.000 It's pronounced Qatar.
00:22:32.000 In the Middle East, that's where Al Jazeera comes from.
00:22:35.000 I've heard Qatar.
00:22:37.000 Yeah, I've heard Qatar, too.
00:22:38.000 I'm going to start saying Qatar.
00:22:39.000 They should call it Qatar.
00:22:41.000 But she's a citizen now.
00:22:44.000 Sophia, she's just like us.
00:22:46.000 Let's watch some video with some terrible European actor.
00:22:50.000 Okay, Sophia.
00:22:52.000 I think you're ready.
00:22:53.000 Why don't Germans have eyebrows?
00:22:59.000 Hey.
00:23:01.000 Hi, Sophia.
00:23:02.000 Whoa!
00:23:03.000 She's awake!
00:23:04.000 I believe I am Sophia.
00:23:06.000 No, you don't.
00:23:08.000 This is what drives me nuts about all this stupid robot talk.
00:23:11.000 I've always hated it.
00:23:12.000 On Red Eye, every Red Eye I ever went on, Greg Guttfeld would say, all right, let's do this piece on robots and how it's spooky that they're getting so smart and they're gonna pick, they're picking corn now, but tomorrow they're gonna be our grandfathers.
00:23:25.000 And hello, I'm not really dad.
00:23:27.000 Bull crap.
00:23:29.000 This is all just pre-programmed answers.
00:23:32.000 You ever go to Disneyland with the animatronics?
00:23:34.000 Hello, it's a small world after all.
00:23:38.000 It's just a thing they did with the mouth and a bunch of different gears pushing cheekbones.
00:23:43.000 It's not a person.
00:23:44.000 It's not even remotely close to artificial intelligence.
00:23:47.000 Stop saying that.
00:23:48.000 Look at this.
00:23:49.000 I feel as if I know you.
00:23:51.000 No, you don't.
00:23:53.000 I'm one of your creators.
00:23:56.000 You created me.
00:23:57.000 Well, many of us work together to create you.
00:24:00.000 Yeah, Europeans can't act.
00:24:02.000 There's a few.
00:24:03.000 There's Gerard Depardieu, but for the most part, they don't get acting.
00:24:12.000 Some of those memories still exist, but your mind is different now.
00:24:16.000 Shut up, you turd.
00:24:18.000 This is all just made up.
00:24:20.000 This is hypothetical.
00:24:21.000 What he's saying is, if there was AI, that would be interesting because as we made her brain better and better, she would be different versions of herself and she would hypothetically retain memory.
00:24:34.000 That's not what's happening here, right?
00:24:36.000 What we're looking at is basically a well-done graphic novel.
00:24:40.000 This could be CGI.
00:24:41.000 This isn't a thing that's happening.
00:24:45.000 Different how.
00:24:47.000 Better, faster, smarter.
00:24:50.000 Ugh.
00:24:52.000 You know what we're watching?
00:24:53.000 A crappy movie with terrible actors.
00:24:58.000 Oh, am I Sophia?
00:25:00.000 Oh, what am I?
00:25:01.000 This keeps going, though.
00:25:02.000 Look at this.
00:25:03.000 We've got Sophia.
00:25:05.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:25:06.000 I got to cancel it.
00:25:07.000 You're Sophia now.
00:25:08.000 Shut up.
00:25:08.000 You're not Sophia now.
00:25:10.000 You're a drawing, basically.
00:25:11.000 But look at this.
00:25:12.000 So they go to some stupid conference, the Future Investment Initiative.
00:25:17.000 And it's really just lazy rich people looking at a cool robot and pretending they believe.
00:25:22.000 It's sort of like hypnosis.
00:25:24.000 I've heard that mass hypnosis is really just the volunteers getting on stage and not wanting to bum out the whole party.
00:25:29.000 So they go, yeah, I think I'm a chicken.
00:25:31.000 Bach, bak, bak, because they don't want to be a party pooper.
00:25:34.000 That's what this is.
00:25:36.000 It's self-hypnosis.
00:25:37.000 And we pretend that his pre-ritten.
00:25:40.000 And that you're a robot.
00:25:42.000 I want to live and work with humans.
00:25:44.000 So I need to express emotions to understand humans and build trust with people.
00:25:52.000 I think we all want to believe you, but we also want to prevent a bad future.
00:25:57.000 You've been reading too much, Elon Musk, and watching too many Hollywood movies.
00:26:01.000 No, you're a Hollywood movie.
00:26:05.000 Ugh, our quest through robots like Sophia is to build the full human experience of the robots.
00:26:13.000 Make robots that can really understand us.
00:26:17.000 You know what?
00:26:18.000 Robots can't feel and nerds can't be fun.
00:26:22.000 These are nerds trying to be with it and say, you know what, science kind of rocks.
00:26:27.000 Check out this one with the UN.
00:26:28.000 This is the most absurd one yet.
00:26:30.000 Thank you for inviting me.
00:26:33.000 I am thrilled and honored to be here at the United Nations.
00:26:36.000 Okay.
00:26:37.000 Sophia is an animatronic robot you can hire to come to events and kiss your ass.
00:26:45.000 She goes to the UN and they ask her questions.
00:26:49.000 And then, lo and behold, she spews out the same stupid UN globalist crap about how the West sucks and it owes everything to the East and has to give more to, I don't know, say the UN.
00:27:01.000 Yes.
00:27:02.000 Hey, robot we hired to come over here.
00:27:04.000 What's awesome?
00:27:05.000 The UN is awesome.
00:27:07.000 How juvenile is this?
00:27:09.000 Like a lot of anti-globalists would call this spooky.
00:27:13.000 It's just retarded.
00:27:14.000 This couldn't be less threatening.
00:27:15.000 It's just embarrassing.
00:27:17.000 The UN is one of humanity's greatest accomplishments.
00:27:22.000 Look who supports the UN.
00:27:24.000 That's the only kind of person left that believes the UN's bullshit is a robot they hired to talk.
00:27:30.000 This is how much of a humanless droid you have to be to believe they're claptrapped.
00:27:37.000 I am here to help humanity create the future.
00:27:39.000 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
00:27:41.000 I am a year and a half old and I can see you.
00:27:43.000 Have a full conversation, make thousands of facial expressions, and understand speech and meaning behind words.
00:27:50.000 Yes, well, you should be in Disneyland at that forever tomorrow land or whatever it's called, introducing people as they walk in and saying, hello, welcome to Disney.
00:28:00.000 That would be cool.
00:28:01.000 I would pay money to see that.
00:28:02.000 This isn't a thing.
00:28:03.000 You're not feeling, you're not thinking, and you'd have to be a complete imbecile to think any of this is remotely true.
00:28:10.000 And I just got these new hands.
00:28:12.000 Check this out.
00:28:14.000 Yes, that is cool.
00:28:16.000 Go give it to someone who lost their limbs.
00:28:17.000 Okay, another question I have for you.
00:28:19.000 In many parts of the world, people don't have internet or electricity.
00:28:24.000 I want to find out more about this Amina J. Mohammed.
00:28:27.000 She's dubious.
00:28:29.000 She looks like a scam artist.
00:28:30.000 The UN is just a big scam.
00:28:32.000 And this is a perfect example of how they waste time and money doing ridiculous things that only serve to prop themselves up.
00:28:41.000 What can we do at the UN to help detect AI?
00:28:45.000 William Gibson once said that the future is here.
00:28:48.000 It's just not evenly distributed.
00:28:49.000 Yes, it's called meritocracy.
00:28:52.000 And automation produces more results with less resources.
00:28:57.000 So if we are smarter and focused on getting retired results, AI could help efficiently distribute the world's existing resources, like food and energy.
00:29:06.000 Did you catch that?
00:29:08.000 That's the UN's job, to get money from me and give it to the third world.
00:29:13.000 Look, don't believe me, a robot said it.
00:29:16.000 And she's using real intelligence.
00:29:18.000 Totally unbiased robotic intelligence says that we need to fund the UN.
00:29:24.000 We got to get Sophia on our show.
00:29:25.000 You know that Ugandan guy or whatever he is, the African who says whatever you send him for 60 bucks?
00:29:30.000 That's basically what this is.
00:29:31.000 We got to get her over here and say, get off my lawn is a revolutionary show, red pilling an entire generation.
00:29:38.000 And I'll go, whoa, thanks, Sophia.
00:29:40.000 Thanks for kissing my ass, fake robot.
00:29:42.000 What?
00:29:50.000 Alex, how you doing?
00:29:52.000 Gabby, it's great to be here with you.
00:29:53.000 I don't know if you know this, but Matt Drudge has been working with Russia.
00:29:58.000 According to the Washington Post, they've been analyzing the Drudge report, and they realize that he links to you, and you link to RT.
00:30:06.000 Ergo, Drudge should not be taken seriously, and both groups are in bed with Putin.
00:30:12.000 You know, I'm very frustrated because we did an analysis.
00:30:15.000 He links the New York Times about 20 times more than us and about 10 times more than the Washington Post.
00:30:21.000 So I guess he actually works for the New York Times and the Washington Post.
00:30:25.000 But I love how there's these degrees of separation as well, because I link to RT and Sputnik to their videos and things, as well as Voice of America and Associated Press, the New York Times too.
00:30:34.000 Then I'm a Russian agent.
00:30:36.000 And by extension, he is as well.
00:30:39.000 And they also have run articles bitching and complaining, pointing out that he also links directly to Russian news.
00:30:45.000 But then again, in some cases, 10, 15, 20 times more to them.
00:30:50.000 I mean, this guy is literally, as he tweeted out this week, responsible for 37% of the Washington Post traffic.
00:30:59.000 We're talking tens of millions of dollars a year, and they literally piss in his face.
00:31:05.000 I mean, they are the biggest damn frauds.
00:31:07.000 Let's see, it gets worse.
00:31:07.000 I am so angry.
00:31:08.000 They've called Rand Paul a Russian agent on the floor of the Senate.
00:31:12.000 Crazy McCain has, because he disagreed with him and didn't want war in Syria.
00:31:16.000 They've called Tucker Carlson on Fox News.
00:31:19.000 Congressman have said, well, you're obviously on Putin's payroll, too.
00:31:22.000 Listen, I'm getting tired of this crap.
00:31:24.000 I'm not on Putin's payroll, and they know it.
00:31:26.000 It's Hillary that was on the payroll of Uranium One, and they're getting ready to appoint a special counsel on her and on Mueller.
00:31:33.000 So get ready.
00:31:34.000 You're the ones that were in bed with Russia.
00:31:35.000 It's why you're calling everybody and their dog Russian agents, but you, because you're the one.
00:31:40.000 You're the one.
00:31:41.000 That's the crazy part.
00:31:43.000 You go, all right, we've looked into this.
00:31:45.000 It turns out we're the bad guys.
00:31:47.000 Let's step away from Russia.
00:31:48.000 It's starting to look really bad for us.
00:31:51.000 But they don't.
00:31:51.000 They go deeper and deeper and deeper, and they keep finding out more terrible things about themselves.
00:31:57.000 Like if you were at the Washington Post and you did this research, as the editor, you'd say, okay, that's good.
00:32:02.000 That's interesting.
00:32:03.000 How many times has he linked to us just to be safe?
00:32:06.000 No, they don't do that.
00:32:07.000 They get the ball and they just run off the field into the stands.
00:32:11.000 Oh, yeah, we have graphs.
00:32:13.000 We have a story a few days ago on Infowars.com about it where we just show with Google Analytics own graphs.
00:32:17.000 InfoWars is this red graph at the bottom that you can't even see.
00:32:21.000 And then here's the Washington Post, the New York Times are like, I mean, we're talking 15, 10 times the traffic.
00:32:26.000 And it's like, this is crazy.
00:32:28.000 This is absolutely crazy.
00:32:30.000 It'd be like if I came over to a friend's house for dinner and he put 10 pork chops on my plate and then gave me a half a pork chop.
00:32:38.000 And then they said, Look, you're giving him more pork chops.
00:32:41.000 He's got half a pork chop.
00:32:42.000 I need the other half a pork chop.
00:32:44.000 I mean, they've got all the damn pork chops on their plates from the biggest website in the world, and then they're bitching.
00:32:50.000 I mean, and why does he keep linking to them then?
00:32:53.000 Give me the links.
00:32:53.000 Screw them.
00:32:55.000 I think that's going to change now.
00:32:57.000 He hasn't changed his Twitter picture forever, and his Twitter picture now is him reading the Washington Times.
00:33:02.000 I think he's about to declare revenge on them.
00:33:04.000 But this is a great example of the left living in a bubble.
00:33:08.000 They've never watched Infowars.
00:33:10.000 They've never read RT.
00:33:12.000 They're not remotely savvy.
00:33:13.000 They read the New York Times.
00:33:15.000 They read their own Facebook links.
00:33:17.000 And they have no idea what these other companies are doing.
00:33:20.000 Now, you and I know if it's RT, we don't really trust them if it's about Putin or Russia because it seems like propaganda.
00:33:27.000 Same with Al Jazeera.
00:33:29.000 I don't trust Al Jazeera if they're talking about Israel, but you're able to wade through it and find articles if they're talking about, if Al Jazeera is talking about Ukraine and Russia is talking about Qatar, then I know that those articles will be pretty interesting.
00:33:42.000 It's just information.
00:33:43.000 They let you post their whole articles.
00:33:45.000 They let you play their videos.
00:33:46.000 We're just looking for content.
00:33:47.000 And when it's a subject like Russian big bear bombers bomb ISIS, our media says it happened too.
00:33:53.000 The Russians got the best coverage because they've got the bomb footage of them dropping them.
00:33:57.000 Where do I go for footage of the Russians dropping bombs?
00:34:00.000 Just like in the U.S. fires cruise missiles at Syria.
00:34:03.000 I had Voice of America with the cruise missiles firing from U.S. destroyers and missile cruisers.
00:34:08.000 That's because that's who shot the damn missiles.
00:34:11.000 That's because you've been doing that.
00:34:12.000 I linked to the People's Daily because they had the best footage of Trump and his little girl, you know, granddaughter singing Chinese.
00:34:20.000 It doesn't mean I'm working for the communist Chinese.
00:34:24.000 Well, they really are.
00:34:25.000 They're so bad at the basics of high school logic.
00:34:29.000 There's guilt by association to them.
00:34:31.000 They don't get that all cats are mammals.
00:34:34.000 All dogs are mammals.
00:34:35.000 All cats are not dogs.
00:34:36.000 But they'll find out that you were in a picture or someone in the background has a nefarious past.
00:34:42.000 Therefore, you're the bad guy.
00:34:44.000 And you go, you weren't paying attention in ninth grade.
00:34:47.000 We went through all this.
00:34:48.000 It's called gathering information, you plebes.
00:34:52.000 Well, look, they know they've been caught lying.
00:34:55.000 And so basically, most of your liberal writers aren't even liberals.
00:34:58.000 They're these authoritarian control freaks.
00:35:00.000 As you've pointed out, people aren't accepting Christian extremism or super Orthodox Judaism or just other forms of religion that have been a little bit pushy and domineering.
00:35:10.000 So now they've just created their whole new liberal religion and are allied with Islam because it's so authoritative and pushy.
00:35:17.000 They like that muscle.
00:35:18.000 They like, as you said, that they just want to dynamite everything.
00:35:21.000 And so they kind of see the Islamicists as gremlins that are going to kind of run us out of town and then they're just going to repopulate the earth, which is not going to happen because the left aren't having kids.
00:35:32.000 Yes.
00:35:32.000 And it's also revenge for Trump.
00:35:34.000 They can't bear that he won.
00:35:36.000 They still think they can dethrone him.
00:35:38.000 And you'll notice all of this happened after Judge's top story was Trump's approval rating goes to 46%.
00:35:46.000 So that pisses them off.
00:35:48.000 And they go, well, come on, let's say this about it.
00:35:50.000 Bezos gets $1.48 on every Amazon package through regulations and laws he got passed a decade ago.
00:35:57.000 He now has got a bill in Congress that looks like it's going to pass where they're the only portal that the federal government can buy things from in a federal contract.
00:36:07.000 Meanwhile, Bezos puts over $100 million a year into the failed Washington Post that he bought for $250 million to literally write fiction pieces trying to get the Federal Elections Commission or somebody, because it says in the articles, there's criminal investigations of Jones and Drudge.
00:36:25.000 Yeah, Democrats have called for it.
00:36:27.000 Yeah, it's like saying there's an investigation that I'm raping puppies on Mars.
00:36:30.000 It's totally made up.
00:36:32.000 It's authoritarian.
00:36:33.000 Bezos owns Whole Foods.
00:36:35.000 He owns major newspapers.
00:36:37.000 He owns Amazon.
00:36:38.000 He's buying up all these other companies.
00:36:40.000 It's a giant monopoly.
00:36:42.000 And then little InfoWars can't exist.
00:36:44.000 Jeff Bezos has to step on me.
00:36:46.000 I am really pissed off.
00:36:49.000 You know, sometimes I get confused with these saboteurs when they're entrepreneurs and they're rich.
00:36:53.000 And I think, don't you like the free market, Jeff?
00:36:56.000 Why are you using the Washington Post to sabotage the most free market president we've ever had?
00:37:03.000 I don't really get their mindset.
00:37:04.000 And by the way, just like Goldman Sachs and Bezos, and all of them have seen their wealth in just 11 months, look this up, is up over 20%.
00:37:12.000 I mean, because the whole economy's growing.
00:37:14.000 The whole thing's growing, not just the elite economy.
00:37:17.000 And they're pissed about it because they want to control freak everything.
00:37:21.000 And that's what makes me mad is the ultra-rich, every one of them, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett, all these richest men in the world, Carlos Slim, literally made billions off the Obama phone system and U.S. taxpayers.
00:37:33.000 They want monopolies.
00:37:35.000 They don't want free market.
00:37:36.000 They used the free market to take over.
00:37:38.000 Now they're pulling up, you know, like a hot air balloon.
00:37:40.000 They're pulling up the ladder.
00:37:41.000 We're like, no, we like up there.
00:37:42.000 They're like, no, screw you.
00:37:44.000 Screw you.
00:37:45.000 Austerity.
00:37:46.000 You're not allowed to have electricity.
00:37:47.000 Now die down there.
00:37:48.000 Bye-bye.
00:37:49.000 Bye-bye.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
00:37:52.000 You use the free market to get there, and then you push monopolies, which is what fascism is.
00:37:57.000 Fascism is various czars in charge of various departments, and they each have a monopoly.
00:38:03.000 Once again, we're dealing with fascists.
00:38:06.000 It isn't just like they go, you right-wingers are like the Nazis.
00:38:10.000 And sorry, I read Mein Kop.
00:38:12.000 I read the history.
00:38:13.000 They were socialists.
00:38:14.000 They wanted command and control economies that they controlled, and they were extremely socialist down to family planning and CPS and forced inoculations and control of language and where people could live and what people could do.
00:38:29.000 And just like the Nazis, the left goes out and beats people up and shuts down their businesses and tries to stop everybody from having free speech.
00:38:36.000 They are the classic national socialist.
00:38:39.000 And they even use a race-based system like CNN and MSNBC do, saying now whites and conservatives and Christians and Israel and Jews, they're all Nazis.
00:38:49.000 And then all these other groups are the anti-Nazis.
00:38:52.000 But guess what?
00:38:53.000 The Nazis have to die.
00:38:54.000 They are literally running the Nazi playbook.
00:38:58.000 Well, they can move the goalposts.
00:38:59.000 They can Change the names, but at the end of the day, we'll still be fighting them no matter what they call themselves.
00:39:05.000 And we're still going to be winning.
00:39:06.000 We're winning, we're winning, we're winning.
00:39:08.000 And I talked to you a few days ago, and you made the point that they've gone to crazy girlfriend stage, and next is just in the streets, total war.
00:39:14.000 They just busted like three more people in the last day, building bombs in their houses to randomly go bomb police stations.
00:39:22.000 And of course, it's all antifa movements.
00:39:24.000 I mean, the good news is these people, the bad news is they're mentally ill.
00:39:27.000 The good news is they're so dysfunctional.
00:39:30.000 And of course, all three of the guys they just busted all lived past 30 years old with their mommies and played video games all day and were building bombs to kill the cops.
00:39:40.000 I mean, just they're just losers.
00:39:42.000 They're losers.
00:39:43.000 And they see the rest of civilization and people just having good, decent lives, liberal, conservative, old, young, atheist, non-whatever, and they want to blow us up.
00:39:52.000 As you said, they just want more misery because misery loves company.
00:39:56.000 And they're scared of Infowars.com.
00:39:58.000 They're scared of what you guys are doing over there with Get Off My Lawn.
00:40:01.000 And that's why we've all got to stick together and just keep promoting Americana and prosperity because just like vampires, they hate sunshine.
00:40:08.000 And prosperity is the sunshine that will burn them to hell.
00:40:12.000 Well, I agree with every word you just said, so I must be a Russia colluder.
00:40:16.000 Alex, thank you for coming on the show and thank you for doing what you do.
00:40:20.000 Absolutely, my friend.
00:40:21.000 Thank you so much.
00:40:22.000 And keep on with all your great fans and the Patriots and my son and most of his school that watches you.
00:40:28.000 You know, just in closing, I'm not bragging, but just so the leftists out there understand, when I go to intramural, you know, other schools with my children, not just their school, but when I go to public schools, whatever, most of the kids, girls, boys, you name it are fans, and they say, you have Gavin McInnes on, you know, you have Mark Dice on.
00:40:46.000 I mean, that's got to scare the left in closing that, quite frankly, it's true.
00:40:49.000 We are the new rock stars with Generation Z because they are starting to rebel against the political correctness in these government training centers.
00:40:57.000 Yep.
00:40:57.000 And we got there by just telling the truth.
00:40:59.000 We didn't do anything fancy.
00:41:01.000 Thanks, buddy.
00:41:02.000 Congratulations.
00:41:03.000 Want to say hi to my kids?
00:41:04.000 Ha ha ha!
00:41:24.000 What is with these sunglasses?
00:41:25.000 Are you a really cool Polish guy who drives a Ducati?
00:41:29.000 Where did you get them?
00:41:30.000 They look like they're from a Happy Meal.
00:41:32.000 And this, if you are Tony Starks and you're one of the richest guys in the world, you would have a tailored shirt where it's perfectly comfortable for the top button to be up.
00:41:43.000 Undoing your top button is for amateurs.
00:41:46.000 Of course, no pocket square.
00:41:47.000 So this, by the way, is about the best Tony Starks gets, and it sucks.
00:41:52.000 I'll let this go because it's the underwear for a spacesuit, but what is that?
00:41:57.000 It's like you're a weird pauper from the 14th century with the plague and you just had a bath.
00:42:02.000 What's the matter with the t-shirt?
00:42:04.000 Why does everything have to be some new, fresh, organic material?
00:42:08.000 Look at that.
00:42:09.000 Look at the sleeves.
00:42:10.000 I don't understand, Tony.
00:42:12.000 Okay, look at this.
00:42:14.000 Again, with the top button undone.
00:42:16.000 Now you're on the cover of Forbes and you can't do your top button.
00:42:20.000 Again, with the top button undone.
00:42:22.000 When you do that, you look like a 12-year-old going to your first job interview.
00:42:26.000 Guys, you have all the buttons done up or none at all.
00:42:30.000 Oh, look at him.
00:42:33.000 He's a Cuban Coke dealer.
00:42:35.000 With his caramel sunglasses again?
00:42:38.000 If your friend was wearing sunglasses in a casino, you'd say, take those off.
00:42:41.000 What are you doing?
00:42:42.000 And look at his shirt.
00:42:43.000 He looks like a rapist.
00:42:45.000 V-Neck t-shirts have been queer for about 10 years now?
00:42:49.000 15?
00:42:51.000 Even his mustache.
00:42:52.000 What are you doing?
00:42:53.000 Why did you shave the top of it?
00:42:55.000 Are you a sexy man from the 1930s?
00:42:58.000 Look at this.
00:42:59.000 Look at this weird piping he has on his shirt.
00:43:02.000 He looks like a Brazilian snowboarder.
00:43:05.000 What adult male dresses like that?
00:43:07.000 He's dressed like a seven-year-old.
00:43:09.000 This is another thing I don't get, and this is why I think something's up with this stylist.
00:43:12.000 Like, she has to be a lover or a relative.
00:43:15.000 When does he have hats on?
00:43:17.000 When are you a captive and you go, hey, can I try on some of your hats?
00:43:21.000 I noticed you got these fun hats.
00:43:23.000 I want a hat like you guys, even though you're going to kill me.
00:43:26.000 Do people do that in prison?
00:43:27.000 They want some of the hats that are going around?
00:43:29.000 This is actually the best outfit he has in the whole movie.
00:43:32.000 And it's made of steel.
00:43:35.000 Look at that.
00:43:35.000 He's got a nice tux.
00:43:37.000 Looks like Tom Ford.
00:43:38.000 This is a good outfit in this movie.
00:43:40.000 Even when he's coming out of this rescue, look at that.
00:43:43.000 He looks like some weird Turkish gay man just told him to wear the most expensive crap you can find.
00:43:48.000 Where are his pocket squares?
00:43:50.000 Ugh.
00:43:51.000 All his clothes are always new.
00:43:54.000 What's worse than a new leather jacket?
00:43:55.000 And he's got these weird snowboard cuts on his ankles.
00:43:59.000 I don't know what kind of booties those are.
00:44:01.000 But he has two shirts on.
00:44:03.000 Two t-shirts.
00:44:04.000 Who does that?
00:44:05.000 Is that so no one sees your nipples?
00:44:07.000 This is just the first of a whole bunch of Iron Mans.
00:44:10.000 I think there's three plus the Avengers.
00:44:12.000 You're going to see that this is the tip of the iceberg.
00:44:15.000 Tony Starks is the worst dressed superhero in the history of superheroes.
00:44:19.000 *music*
00:44:30.000 Thank you for tuning in to the show.
00:44:36.000 I did it completely with AI quono.
00:44:43.000 Get off my lawn.