Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 05, 2017


Get Off My Lawn #41 | Parking Rage Slay


Episode Stats

Length

39 minutes

Words per Minute

178.51697

Word Count

7,102

Sentence Count

664

Misogynist Sentences

53

Hate Speech Sentences

36


Summary

The New York Times' Elizabeth Wagstaffe joins me to talk about the Matt Lauer scandal, the Beastie Boys, and why I can't stop staring at a woman's breasts. Plus, a story about a woman who thinks she's a man because of her breasts.


Transcript

00:00:25.000 Did you hear that?
00:00:26.000 Brownstone water towers, trees, skyscrapers, writers' prize fighters, and more street traders.
00:00:32.000 We come together on the subway cars.
00:00:35.000 Yeah, New York.
00:00:37.000 That's an open letter to New York City for some rich Jewish guys who like to get shitty.
00:00:47.000 Ah, beastie boys.
00:00:49.000 So fun when I was 14 with license to ill.
00:00:53.000 You gotta fight!
00:00:54.000 For your right.
00:00:56.000 Big penises on stage, naked chicks, pss, beer, Budweiser everywhere.
00:01:01.000 And then they turned into Miles McInnes and got super serious about Tibet and society.
00:01:08.000 I met them once.
00:01:09.000 They were total dicks.
00:01:12.000 That's a thing with New York legends when you meet them.
00:01:16.000 And I think, I'm not sure if the Beastie Boys are part of this, but I think they think that they're supposed to be dicks.
00:01:22.000 Like Debbie Harry, Lou Reed.
00:01:24.000 I met Andy Warhol's guy who did all his prints, and I put my hand out and he's like, oh, you don't shake hands.
00:01:32.000 You're cool.
00:01:33.000 Thanks for being a cool New York dick.
00:01:35.000 It's so old school.
00:01:38.000 We're going to get into that song later on in the show.
00:01:41.000 But hello.
00:01:43.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:45.000 I'm pretty hungover.
00:01:47.000 I was drinking with a billionaire last night.
00:01:50.000 I have worked so hard on this Christmas card.
00:01:52.000 I'll share it with you when it's ready.
00:01:54.000 But I've spent.
00:01:57.000 First of all, I went to this rich guy's house.
00:01:59.000 It's two hours away.
00:02:00.000 And he has all these, you know, S wagon, whatever things, SLS cruisers, these Mercedes, $250,000 each.
00:02:08.000 So I have all those in the shot.
00:02:10.000 And then his insane house.
00:02:11.000 It's called the Double Diamond.
00:02:12.000 You can look it up.
00:02:15.000 And then my wife, I rented her a fur coat for $150.
00:02:18.000 Ann Coulter wouldn't loan me hers.
00:02:20.000 And I got the kids.
00:02:21.000 I went to the gap and I bought a bunch of stuff for my daughter to make her look like a private school chick.
00:02:25.000 I spent $100 on fake money on Amazon and had that spilling out of a fake Louis Vuitton bag.
00:02:32.000 So overall, this Christmas card set me back about $1,000 and a good five hours, six hours.
00:02:39.000 I mean, he's a fun guy to hang out with, but feeling it today.
00:02:46.000 Not much going on in the post today, but it's 40 years of page six.
00:02:51.000 Now, that probably doesn't mean much to you, but it means a lot to me.
00:02:55.000 This is sort of the gossipy thing about the post, and that's why I love the post, because it has substance about halfway in, right before the sports and stuff, and it's got really heartfelt, sincere, and interesting takes on things that are deep.
00:03:09.000 But the beginning is all fluff and gossip and boobies and stuff.
00:03:14.000 And I love that.
00:03:15.000 I love that with this show.
00:03:17.000 Like, I want to bring you boobies.
00:03:19.000 And this is actually quite relevant because there's a woman who works at Page 6, and she's been big on this Matt Lauer thing.
00:03:29.000 And here she is talking about it with her friend, a very poker-to-dutinous black woman whose name I forget, Joy Reed or something.
00:03:38.000 Well, you know what, Elizabeth?
00:03:39.000 Thanks to journalists like you, a change is going to come.
00:03:42.000 So I thank you so much for leading the charge.
00:03:44.000 Okay.
00:03:45.000 So she's talking about Matt Lauer there and sexual harassment and serious subjects, you know, serious crimes.
00:03:53.000 And I'm sorry, but I just can't stop staring at her breasts.
00:03:57.000 And this is a problem with me as a sexist, I guess.
00:04:00.000 But I think it's a problem with all of us.
00:04:03.000 And that's why I put a burqa sometimes on guests, you know?
00:04:08.000 This little thing I pull out.
00:04:10.000 I think it's worth mentioning, at least, that men are men and women are women.
00:04:15.000 And there is definitely a sexual tension there.
00:04:18.000 I don't think ladies know this.
00:04:19.000 Sex is always playing in the back of our heads.
00:04:21.000 At church, it's like a little man on an exercise bike.
00:04:24.000 You learn to ignore him, but he's always there.
00:04:26.000 Even when your friend's mom is serving you Thanksgiving dinner, you're imagining her in lingerie.
00:04:31.000 It's a curse in many ways.
00:04:33.000 But that's Elizabeth Wagstein.
00:04:35.000 And I saw her on Tucker Carlson recently.
00:04:38.000 She was big on the Matt Lauer case, and she was there early.
00:04:42.000 And here's a picture of her on the show, right?
00:04:46.000 Now, who is looking at this picture that is a man and not wondering what her breasts are like?
00:04:53.000 I know it's horribly sexist, but I'm just telling you what naturally happens in my own brain.
00:04:58.000 You can't get mad at that.
00:04:59.000 I'm not saying it's good or bad.
00:05:01.000 I'm just saying this is what happens with men's brains.
00:05:03.000 So the first thing I did after she was on the show is I looked her up.
00:05:07.000 And I was hoping, and I'm sorry, I apologize for having these desires.
00:05:11.000 I was hoping I could see a picture of her in a bikini so I can get a better grasp on what her boobs are like.
00:05:16.000 And as I was typing in Elizabeth Wagmeister, bikini is the first thing that comes up.
00:05:24.000 So clearly, I am not the only person who has noticed this incredibly attractive woman and her formidable assets.
00:05:32.000 And I think that's relevant to mention a news show because it's kind of the elephant in the room here.
00:05:37.000 Like I remember Terry Shappert, he said, my problem with women in the military is I want to sleep with attractive women.
00:05:43.000 And if I'm next to you in battle, I'm going to be thinking about having sex with you.
00:05:48.000 He was very brutally honest, you know?
00:05:50.000 And to pretend that isn't a thing, it's sort of like when we see Caitlin Jenner and we go, hi, woman, how are you?
00:05:55.000 I don't think of you as a Bruce Jenner, the famous world-class Olympian gold medal winner.
00:06:02.000 I don't see that.
00:06:03.000 I see a lovely lady.
00:06:04.000 Hello, lady.
00:06:05.000 Or when you hear these stories about Matt Lauer and she goes, I wanted to sleep with him.
00:06:10.000 No, I didn't want to sleep with him, but I slept with him because it was good for my career.
00:06:13.000 I didn't want to lose my job.
00:06:15.000 And as a man, that doesn't compute.
00:06:18.000 Like, I can think of times when I would sleep with a woman when I was in my 20s or something.
00:06:23.000 And our sales guys at my old company, they would sleep with all the marketing women to get ads.
00:06:27.000 But they weren't victims.
00:06:29.000 They thought it was funny.
00:06:30.000 It was like a dare almost.
00:06:32.000 But the idea of me sleeping with someone that I don't want to as a woman, I mean, like a man having sex with me so I can keep my career, I wouldn't consider it in a billion years.
00:06:46.000 And that's because men are different than women.
00:06:49.000 Now, I don't have a solution to any of this, but I think it's worth paying attention to the fact that women are different than men.
00:06:58.000 And that's why there's so much weirdness going on.
00:07:04.000 I mean, I can hold it.
00:07:06.000 I can prevent myself from being lewd and grabbing chicks' asses at work, but it is in the back of my head.
00:07:11.000 And I think it's in the back of every man's head.
00:07:12.000 And that's why when you look up Elizabeth Wagmeister, it auto-fills Bikini.
00:07:16.000 Because we're all staring at her breasts, okay?
00:07:18.000 Let's stop kidding ourselves.
00:07:21.000 That we will cover on the show today.
00:07:23.000 We will talk about sexuality, sensuality, who's more perverted, the right or the left.
00:07:28.000 We're also going to talk to my fellow Proud Boys.
00:07:31.000 These are two guys.
00:07:32.000 One's a black dude who was just fired for being racist.
00:07:35.000 Yes, that's correct.
00:07:36.000 He was fired for being a Trump supporter.
00:07:38.000 Black Jew is a racist anti-Semite in 2017.
00:07:43.000 And we're also going to talk to another guy who was just turned away at the border and had his concealed carry permit taken away because they went through his phone and they saw that he was a proud boy.
00:07:54.000 So refugees can come on in, no problem.
00:07:57.000 Illegal aliens, welcome aboard.
00:07:59.000 But if you are a member of a fraternal organization that likes to drink Budweiser, no, no, no, no, no, you can't.
00:08:05.000 If you are pro closed borders and pro-cop, border cops will say, sorry, you're too dangerous.
00:08:13.000 However, Somalians, Haitians come in literally by the thousands.
00:08:18.000 But anyway, before we get to all that, I want to examine that thing about that song.
00:08:26.000 Let's go out on the street and make a difference.
00:08:30.000 Let's have some diversity.
00:08:32.000 Let's have some diversity.
00:08:38.000 Eastern and Latin, black, white, New York, you make it happen.
00:08:42.000 There's a common misconception about New York that we all get together on the subways.
00:08:46.000 I think it's in a Beastie Boy.
00:08:48.000 God, it's so loud in New York City.
00:08:50.000 I think it's in a Beastie Boys song.
00:08:51.000 You hear it all the time, how, you know, it's so great to be on the subway and be with all these people that are all different.
00:08:56.000 But it's not true.
00:08:59.000 Get off your phone.
00:09:01.000 We live in sort of separate planes.
00:09:04.000 So it's not like there's a Puerto Rican and a black guy and a businessman and a tourist all high-fiving.
00:09:10.000 There's like a Puerto Rican New York, there is a Wall Street New York, there's black New York.
00:09:17.000 There's very little diversity, ultimately.
00:09:19.000 It's almost like ghosts living in different dimensions, like south by southwest in Austin.
00:09:23.000 There's a movie south by southwest, there's a jazz south by southwest, there's music south by southwest.
00:09:30.000 They don't intermingle.
00:09:31.000 They are just on different planes entirely.
00:09:33.000 And there's different parts of town, different areas.
00:09:36.000 We're not friends here.
00:09:38.000 We're enemies.
00:09:39.000 And it's sad.
00:09:39.000 So I'm going to spend the rest of my day trying to get to know people and trying to sort of bring that Beastie Boys lyric to life and make us all get together into one big melting pot of different cultures.
00:09:53.000 Just kidding.
00:09:54.000 Yeah, I'm not doing that.
00:09:58.000 What am I going to do?
00:09:58.000 Go find all these different people and be their friends?
00:10:01.000 No.
00:10:02.000 I'm not going to be friends with someone for some sort of gesture about diversity and multiculturalism and love.
00:10:08.000 If I bump into a Puerto Rican and we get along, then that's great.
00:10:11.000 But no.
00:10:12.000 No, that's the problem with America.
00:10:14.000 Everything has to be enforced.
00:10:15.000 We have to enforce diversity.
00:10:17.000 Just let it happen naturally.
00:10:18.000 If diversity is such a strength, then you shouldn't have to spend billions of dollars promoting it, right?
00:10:23.000 You don't have to push sex.
00:10:25.000 I used to sell pot in college.
00:10:27.000 I didn't have to advertise.
00:10:28.000 They just word got out and I was selling it because there was a huge demand for it.
00:10:34.000 So speaking of which, let's get to this guy.
00:10:37.000 This kid's Rory.
00:10:38.000 He's a Texan.
00:10:39.000 He was devastated by the hurricane and he moved up north, Virginia, and he goes, hey, I'm only about five hours from Toronto.
00:10:48.000 I'm going to go up there and party with my buddies, drink beers, you know, the way people in Windsor and Detroit do 7,000 times a day.
00:10:56.000 But no, that's not allowed.
00:10:58.000 They found out that he's a proud boy.
00:10:59.000 They got into his phone somehow and they said, we're taking your concealed carry permit.
00:11:04.000 And you're banned from Canada for being part of a hate group.
00:11:08.000 You know, Muslims, they, Omar Kader murdered a Marine.
00:11:14.000 He went to Guantanamo Bay.
00:11:16.000 You know what he got when he came to Canada?
00:11:18.000 $10 million, Justin Trudeau gave him.
00:11:20.000 Justin Trudeau, come on in, refugees.
00:11:23.000 7,000 Haitians.
00:11:24.000 Come over the Quebec border.
00:11:25.000 No problem.
00:11:26.000 People, politicians waiting there.
00:11:28.000 Justin Trudeau starts crying when Muslims talk about how wonderful this country is and how happy they are to be refugees.
00:11:35.000 He starts bawling his eyes out.
00:11:36.000 But Americans?
00:11:38.000 No, no patriots.
00:11:40.000 Let's talk to him.
00:11:42.000 Rory, are you there, sir?
00:11:44.000 I'm here.
00:11:45.000 Rory Reddington, now you're a Texan who had to come north of the Mason-Dixon line after the hurricane, correct?
00:11:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:52.000 Hurricane Harvey destroyed all my shit, so I've relocated up to the northern states.
00:11:56.000 Well, that's very mobile of you.
00:11:58.000 That's very nomadic.
00:11:59.000 You can just pick up and move.
00:12:01.000 Yeah, yeah, you know, when you work for yourself and things like that, you could do that.
00:12:06.000 Now, the reason you're on the show today is because you were recently turned away from the border, and I've got your paperwork here on my screen.
00:12:15.000 You were pursuant to the Immigration and Refugee Protection Regulations, I'm allowing you to withdraw your application to enter Canada and to leave Canada without delay.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, and they were serious about that without delay part.
00:12:29.000 They were really rushing me out of there.
00:12:31.000 And this is because you're a member of a men's fraternal organization known as the Proud Boys.
00:12:36.000 Correct.
00:12:37.000 That is the only reason, that was a specific reason given to me by the Border Patrol that I was not going to be allowed into Canada for the day.
00:12:44.000 I was only going for the day to have a few drinks and come back.
00:12:48.000 And how did they know that you were a member of this group?
00:12:51.000 They took my phone and went through my phone.
00:12:54.000 And obviously, I'm in different Proud Boys groups and things like that on my Facebook.
00:12:58.000 How did they get into your phone?
00:13:00.000 That's a good question.
00:13:01.000 I have yet to be able to resolve.
00:13:03.000 My phone was locked to either pen or fingerprint only, and they had neither.
00:13:07.000 So I'm not sure exactly how it is that they got into my phone.
00:13:10.000 But they spent a good long time.
00:13:13.000 The majority of the time I was there, that's what they were doing, was just going to my phone.
00:13:16.000 And so you cross the bridge, you go to Canada, they say no, and then you're sent back over the bridge, and then you had trouble at the American border.
00:13:25.000 Well, of course, the Canadians had just turned me away, so the U.S. wants to know, hey, why the hell did they turn you away?
00:13:30.000 So then they want to search my vehicle again and have me sit around and go through all this info.
00:13:37.000 Did they get on your phone?
00:13:39.000 No, they didn't even take my phone.
00:13:41.000 They just went through my vehicle.
00:13:44.000 And, you know, they were, I completely understand their portion.
00:13:48.000 You know, hey, he just got turned away from the Canadians.
00:13:49.000 We need to find out why.
00:13:51.000 And, you know, what's going on with this guy?
00:13:52.000 Do we need to call the police?
00:13:53.000 At this point, I'm like, am I going to end up in a jail?
00:13:56.000 You know, what's going on here?
00:13:58.000 Like, all I did, I'm in a drinking club.
00:14:01.000 And that's a reason to harass me.
00:14:05.000 Is this drinking club that I started, is that on their radar?
00:14:10.000 Or did they Google it then and say, I don't like the sound of this group?
00:14:14.000 No, the guy that first approached me was one of the officers searching my vehicle.
00:14:19.000 So they had me sitting in front of my car.
00:14:20.000 There were three officers searching my car.
00:14:22.000 One of them was going through my phone in my driver's seat while the other two were actually searching the vehicle.
00:14:27.000 And then he comes back up to me, the officer going through my phone and says, well, tell me about the Proud Boys.
00:14:32.000 What's this about?
00:14:33.000 And so I'm not sure.
00:14:34.000 So he hadn't heard of them.
00:14:36.000 I don't know if he was just trying to, you know, get me to say something or if he already knew who they, you know, just because you see, I'm in groups that are Proud Boys, if you don't have any indication who the Proud Boys are, then it shouldn't really matter.
00:14:50.000 Right.
00:14:50.000 He did try to, that officer, whenever he was asking me about the Proud Boys, kept giving me really, very loaded questions.
00:14:57.000 Why are you so racist?
00:14:59.000 Well, it was more like, it was, so he would say, hey, what are you about?
00:15:02.000 And I gave him a very, you know, basic, general, mundane synopsis.
00:15:06.000 And he responds with, oh, like defending yourselves from outside influences.
00:15:11.000 He was very much trying to paint us like sovereign citizens, anti-government.
00:15:17.000 I mean, that was the way the questions were being painted.
00:15:19.000 That's fascinating.
00:15:20.000 Well, the reason that I asked you to come on the show is not just because of this abuse of justice, but Justin Trudeau tweeted out to Donald Trump, hey, we'll take your refugees.
00:15:32.000 We love refugees.
00:15:33.000 We'll take anyone you got.
00:15:35.000 And since then, he's got a major problem.
00:15:37.000 He had 7,000 Haitians cross the Quebec border from the States under the auspices of fleeing Trump.
00:15:45.000 I don't know what Trump said about Haitians, but apparently they need to get out of America.
00:15:49.000 And the Border Patrol's down there helping them get their luggage across.
00:15:51.000 Helping them get there.
00:15:51.000 They're waiting there.
00:15:52.000 Justin Trudeau talks about them and starts crying because he's so thrilled that he gets to have refugees.
00:15:59.000 Yet, a patriot, a Western patriot who loves America and Canada, wants to go get a beer with other patriots and he's turned away at the border.
00:16:11.000 Yeah, with no criminal record.
00:16:12.000 I have a completely clean record.
00:16:14.000 The only reason they turned me away was because of Proud Boys.
00:16:18.000 And didn't they also take your concealed carry permit?
00:16:21.000 They did.
00:16:21.000 They did.
00:16:22.000 And I was unaware that they had taken it because it stays in my wallet.
00:16:25.000 It's the size of your license.
00:16:26.000 You know, it looks just like my driver's license.
00:16:29.000 I didn't give that to them.
00:16:30.000 They took my wallet, you know, along with my other things from my pockets.
00:16:33.000 And I didn't realize until they had released me and I was going back across the bridge to the U.S. side that, hey, it's missing.
00:16:39.000 And I've looked all over my car.
00:16:40.000 I've looked everywhere.
00:16:41.000 Because mind you, they ransacked my vehicle and just left it that way.
00:16:44.000 They threw my stuff everywhere.
00:16:45.000 They threw my wallet and all my stuff in my car.
00:16:47.000 So it could have been in there, but I looked.
00:16:49.000 It wasn't loose in there.
00:16:50.000 It didn't go anywhere.
00:16:51.000 They definitely did not return it.
00:16:53.000 So in effect, they have taken away my right to legally carry until I can get that license replaced.
00:16:59.000 And those are a huge pain in the ass.
00:17:00.000 What it takes nine months to get it back?
00:17:02.000 And if you're taking it.
00:17:03.000 If you have a gun and you don't have your license, physical license, then you can get charged just like you don't own a license.
00:17:09.000 Exactly.
00:17:10.000 Exactly.
00:17:11.000 And I have to pay out of my pocket to get this thing replaced, and then I have to wait for it to get here.
00:17:16.000 And until then, I'm unable to defend myself and exercise my rights.
00:17:21.000 Well, I think the moral of the story is simple.
00:17:24.000 Become a Haitian refugee and you can go to Canada whenever you want.
00:17:28.000 Just walk right across like you own the place.
00:17:30.000 Yeah.
00:17:31.000 Just dress up in blackface and start speaking with a French accent and you'll be fine.
00:17:36.000 I should have just told them I didn't have any idea.
00:17:38.000 My name was Mohamed and they'd have let me write in and give me free housing.
00:17:41.000 Red carpet would be laid out.
00:17:42.000 Free housing.
00:17:44.000 Unbelievable.
00:17:44.000 Well, this is just a beautiful example of the war on ourselves, how Westerners hate themselves, how governmental policy encourages everyone but ourselves to show up at the border.
00:17:58.000 It really is bizarre.
00:17:59.000 And what a ridiculous ordeal you had to go through.
00:18:04.000 Yeah, it was definitely surreal.
00:18:06.000 It was the very last thing I expected when I got up that morning to go visit some friends in Canada that I would be turned away and harassed at the border.
00:18:13.000 Unbelievable.
00:18:14.000 Well, Rory, thanks for coming on the show.
00:18:16.000 And I hope you can come to Canada at some point.
00:18:19.000 I hope so.
00:18:20.000 According to this paper, I'm not banned, but this is in my record.
00:18:23.000 So by, in effect, I may be banned.
00:18:26.000 And I may be turned away every time I try to go.
00:18:28.000 For what?
00:18:29.000 For being a patriotic guy who drinks beer.
00:18:32.000 Yeah, pro-police, pro-border.
00:18:34.000 That's the other thing.
00:18:35.000 We support borders, and we support cops, and they're border cops.
00:18:39.000 Exactly.
00:18:40.000 It's ridiculous.
00:18:42.000 Well, the West is the best, but it definitely has some flaws, and ethnomasochism is at the top of that list.
00:18:48.000 Thanks for coming on the show, Rory.
00:18:49.000 Hey, I like you more than a friend.
00:18:50.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:18:51.000 Uhuru.
00:18:56.000 So Jimmy Kimmel sent someone down to make fun of pedophile Roy Moore.
00:19:01.000 Check it out.
00:19:02.000 He looks a lot like that guy Mole from Windy City Heat, doesn't he?
00:19:15.000 So Roy Moore said, hey, you want to mock our Christian values?
00:19:18.000 Come on down.
00:19:19.000 And Jimmy Kimmel responded and said, I am coming down.
00:19:22.000 Ha, I'm a redneck.
00:19:24.000 I'm from the South.
00:19:25.000 I like to have sex with teenage girls because I'm a big redneck.
00:19:30.000 The right must be so embarrassed.
00:19:32.000 They have all the gross, disgusting pedophiles that have sex with 13-year-olds, right?
00:19:37.000 Like Roy Moore.
00:19:38.000 And what do we have?
00:19:39.000 We have everything cool.
00:19:41.000 Everything snowboards, skateboards.
00:19:44.000 We have rock and roll.
00:19:45.000 We have rock stars.
00:19:46.000 They have no rock stars.
00:19:48.000 And we've always had rock stars.
00:19:50.000 Look at David Bowie and Slade and Led Zeppelin.
00:19:55.000 I mean, we've had everything cool and they've had nothing but a bunch of disgusting pedophiles.
00:20:03.000 Actually, Miles, if we're going by those terms, then David Bowie was a pedophile.
00:20:08.000 I believe it's actually technically called a hebophile.
00:20:12.000 I read this in the beginning of Milo's book because he had to write a big disclaimer about the sex he had when he was a teenager.
00:20:17.000 But this is Lori Maddox.
00:20:19.000 Lightning Lori.
00:20:20.000 She had a lot of names.
00:20:21.000 She was a groupie.
00:20:22.000 She was a slut, I guess.
00:20:24.000 She was also 13.
00:20:26.000 She was 13 when she lost her virginity to David Bowie and David Bowie's wife.
00:20:31.000 I believe his first wife and him took her home and molested her.
00:20:35.000 As far as I'm concerned, that's rape.
00:20:37.000 This is a little girl.
00:20:38.000 Yes, she's very attractive.
00:20:40.000 Let's see another picture of her.
00:20:42.000 Very pretty girl.
00:20:43.000 She looks kind of Puerto Rican.
00:20:45.000 This is in LA, so she was probably half Mexican or something.
00:20:48.000 That is a young lady where you look at her and you go, she's going to be a real heartbreaker when she grows up and becomes an adult.
00:20:55.000 You don't really want to see 13-year-olds in high-heel shoes, but everyone in the 70s did, and everyone thought it was totally cool.
00:21:04.000 Let's see her again.
00:21:04.000 Let's see this child again.
00:21:07.000 Doesn't that look like minus the tit?
00:21:09.000 Take the tit out of there.
00:21:11.000 Wait, everything's been reversed.
00:21:12.000 Yeah, take the tit out of there.
00:21:15.000 And wait, well, yeah.
00:21:17.000 Doesn't that look like a nice picture of someone's daughter that's on some sort of like Catholic card or something?
00:21:23.000 You wouldn't have my tits on it.
00:21:24.000 Look, I'm Al Franken.
00:21:26.000 Tune in, Tokyo.
00:21:28.000 This is a young lady.
00:21:29.000 This is who everyone is up in arms around with Roy Moore.
00:21:33.000 And this woman was a colostomy bag for rock star Seaman in the early 70s.
00:21:39.000 Let's see who slept with her.
00:21:41.000 Oh, there's Iggy Pop having a good time with the child.
00:21:45.000 Iggy Pop's cool.
00:21:47.000 She's with her other friend.
00:21:48.000 I forget her name, but they were big groupies in the 70s and they loved it.
00:21:53.000 Is that rape if they love it?
00:21:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:56.000 If a child enjoys sex with an adult, that child has been raped.
00:22:01.000 If a child hates sex with an adult, that child has been raped.
00:22:04.000 And again, the law is pretty good on this.
00:22:07.000 Pretty obvious.
00:22:08.000 We've been working on this for a while.
00:22:10.000 So if you're aware of a situation like this, go to the cops.
00:22:14.000 Don't ask for a settlement.
00:22:15.000 Don't run and write a book about it.
00:22:17.000 Don't try to get attention.
00:22:19.000 You've been raped.
00:22:20.000 Handle it.
00:22:22.000 I just laughed at rape.
00:22:23.000 Okay, let next.
00:22:25.000 Oh, here she is.
00:22:27.000 There she is with John Bonham of Led Zeppelin fame.
00:22:31.000 The drummer, I believe he's Caroke now.
00:22:33.000 I think Led Zeppelin are playing with John Bonham's son.
00:22:38.000 But Robert Plant here doesn't want to do it because he can't sing anymore.
00:22:40.000 That's the same girl I was talking about before.
00:22:42.000 These two were the biggest groupies in the scene.
00:22:46.000 I'm not good at this Weatherman stuff.
00:22:48.000 All right, next.
00:22:50.000 Oh, Keith Moon from The Who had his way with a teenage girl.
00:22:54.000 Lots of these cool rock stars that liberals look up to were also, according to your Roy Moore definition, disgusting pedophiles.
00:23:02.000 And I don't think Roy Moore was ever accused of going as low as 13.
00:23:07.000 I think his problem was 15, 16, 17.
00:23:10.000 And I believe those ages were legal.
00:23:12.000 And I don't even know if that was true.
00:23:14.000 But just so you know, this is not a unique case.
00:23:16.000 And if you're going to bandy around the word pedophile, you should be aware of who you're lumping in.
00:23:21.000 She is very attractive, though, and going to be.
00:23:24.000 All right, next.
00:23:26.000 There she is with, what was that band, Suede?
00:23:30.000 You know, come on, feel the noise.
00:23:31.000 All those good Twisted Sister hits were just suede covers.
00:23:34.000 But there she is, partying with her friend, being a complete whore, or more specifically, according to the law, being a complete rape victim.
00:23:43.000 Next.
00:23:44.000 There she is with Sylvain Sylvain.
00:23:47.000 He had his way with her.
00:23:48.000 Now, this is when she's a geriatric, probably.
00:23:50.000 She's probably an ancient 15, 16-old maid at this point.
00:23:54.000 He was from Johnny Thunders.
00:23:55.000 He still does acoustic shows.
00:23:57.000 I don't think, I just saw him with Glenn Matlock from the Sex Bussels do a show like a year ago.
00:24:02.000 And this picture was probably 1974.
00:24:05.000 Next.
00:24:07.000 And there he is.
00:24:08.000 There is David Bowie, the king of Kool, with a woman that he raped when she was 13.
00:24:16.000 How do the feminist liberals handle this?
00:24:19.000 What do they say about this?
00:24:21.000 Actually, do you have a picture of Jimmy Page now?
00:24:23.000 I think he has a girlfriend who's about 25 right now.
00:24:28.000 But I can handle whatever your next slide is.
00:24:29.000 Let's see what's next.
00:24:32.000 There's Jimmy Page.
00:24:33.000 Now, Jimmy Page ran into Lori Maddox when she was 14.
00:24:38.000 And I don't believe that.
00:24:39.000 I think that's a lie.
00:24:40.000 And you get this with Muhammad a lot.
00:24:42.000 Oh, yeah, he met his wife when she was nine, but he didn't have sex with her until she was a ripe old 12.
00:24:47.000 I think that this story is being rewritten, and they pushed the 13 to 14.
00:24:51.000 They did that in that Liberace movie with Matt Damon and Michael Douglas, where Matt Damon is like 45 in the movie, but Liberace's boyfriend was 15, and I believe Liberace was sniffing around that back door when the boy was 13.
00:25:10.000 Anyway, Jimmy Page, she's not interested in him, probably because he's, I don't know, three times her age.
00:25:15.000 So he has his guys kidnap her, throw her in a car, take her to a hotel room, and then he keeps her under lock and key, which she accepts because she's a child, for many years, for at least two years, because it's illegal.
00:25:29.000 And he doesn't want to be known as a pedophile, hedophile, pervert.
00:25:32.000 He doesn't want to get arrested, so he hides their relationship.
00:25:36.000 And then, of course, he dumps her, goes to someone else, and she's delirious and drunk.
00:25:40.000 This child's drinking, by the way.
00:25:42.000 Does that at least bother you?
00:25:43.000 And she's going to parties with blood all over her face because she broke her nose and screaming and getting high on cocaine, saying, Jimmy, where'd you go?
00:25:50.000 Because you raped a child.
00:25:54.000 Next.
00:25:57.000 Yeah, there he is today.
00:25:59.000 25 And he's 71.
00:26:02.000 So let's see what the feminists say about all this.
00:26:07.000 Next.
00:26:08.000 Oh, there they are.
00:26:10.000 Still hanging out.
00:26:11.000 See, you see a girl like that, and you think you are going to be a bloody knockout in just a few years.
00:26:17.000 Just hang in there, child.
00:26:19.000 Keep going.
00:26:19.000 So she's 14 in that picture, by the way.
00:26:22.000 Still 14.
00:26:22.000 He only dated her from 13 to early 15.
00:26:27.000 I had sex with 15-year-olds, 16-year-olds when I was 15 and 16.
00:26:33.000 It was terrible.
00:26:34.000 Remember it?
00:26:35.000 And you're trying to move and everyone's in your way.
00:26:37.000 And then when you finally get in there, it's not like she's having these thriving orgasms.
00:26:42.000 She's just sort of like, it was hell.
00:26:46.000 In fact, in my experience, and maybe this is being Canadian middle class, girls didn't start really enjoying themselves until towards the end of college.
00:26:54.000 Now, I'm old, so this is pre-internet porn.
00:26:56.000 Maybe they're more savvy now.
00:26:58.000 But really, like even early 20s, it wasn't that fun.
00:27:01.000 So when I see teenage girls and these perverts who want to have sex with them, I just think, why?
00:27:07.000 And also, when you're done, what do you talk about?
00:27:11.000 Let's see the next one.
00:27:12.000 I've seen enough of Jimmy and her.
00:27:14.000 There.
00:27:14.000 Oh, this is fun.
00:27:15.000 So this is the last slide.
00:27:16.000 This is Jezebel.
00:27:17.000 This was a controversy last year.
00:27:20.000 What should we say about David Bowie and Lori Maddox?
00:27:23.000 And I love seeing the left trip over themselves when they get caught in a hypocritical bubble.
00:27:28.000 And women, female writers at feminist sites seem particularly bad at covering their tracks when they screw up and contradict themselves.
00:27:35.000 But check out what the feminists at Jezebel have to say about this controversy.
00:27:39.000 Next.
00:27:42.000 Word choice is hard here.
00:27:44.000 Should we say raped automatically if a grown man has sex with a teenager?
00:27:49.000 Does it matter at all if the 15-year-old, now much older, describes their encounter as one of the best nights of her life?
00:27:57.000 What is our word for a yes given on a plane that's almost vertically unequal?
00:28:01.000 Does contemporary morality dictate that we trust a young woman when she says she consented freely or believe that she couldn't have, no matter what she says?
00:28:09.000 You know what you're seeing here, right?
00:28:10.000 You're seeing feminists who have decided they don't want the patriarchy to handle this, even though we've been working on this for, what, a quarter of a million years, ironing out the kinks of justice?
00:28:20.000 And they go, no thanks, patriarchs.
00:28:22.000 No thanks, capitalists.
00:28:23.000 I'll handle this.
00:28:24.000 And then they're stuck with a situation like this.
00:28:25.000 Go, what do we do?
00:28:27.000 I know.
00:28:28.000 Go to the law books.
00:28:29.000 We have laws for this.
00:28:31.000 We have punishments for this.
00:28:32.000 And the punishment for Jimmy Page kidnapping a 13 year old and keeping her under lock and key for two years is pretty bad.
00:28:46.000 If you think it sucks being a white Trump supporter in a liberal city like New York, try being a black vegan in Atlanta's vegan community and being pro-Trump.
00:28:59.000 This guy, Yosef Osea, he is a conservative black Jew who lives in Atlanta, used to work at a vegan restaurant, but was fired when they discovered what his politics are.
00:29:13.000 And that's the least of his worries.
00:29:15.000 He has Black Lives Matter giving him death threats regularly.
00:29:19.000 He lives in a black neighborhood.
00:29:21.000 Antifa follow him whenever he goes to a rally for hours and hours and try to find out where he lives.
00:29:26.000 He's actually moving.
00:29:27.000 His wife is petrified.
00:29:29.000 His Chinese wife is petrified.
00:29:30.000 This guy's being called a racist, by the way.
00:29:33.000 The same people who call him racist call him a coon.
00:29:36.000 Can you figure that out?
00:29:37.000 I can't.
00:29:38.000 Let's talk to him now.
00:29:40.000 Yosef, are you there?
00:29:42.000 I'm there.
00:29:43.000 Here, Gavin.
00:29:44.000 You're there and here at the same time.
00:29:46.000 That's the beauty of technology.
00:29:47.000 Now, we just had a proud boy on the show who was turned away at the border because they found, I don't know, Facebook groups he was on on his phone, and that's a sin.
00:29:57.000 Refugees, no problem.
00:29:58.000 But I thought, well, is there a limit to this, this false allegation?
00:30:03.000 No, we have here a black Jew proud boy on the show who was fired for being a racist anti-Semite.
00:30:14.000 It's the funniest thing because my manager, who is Hispanic, who was here under DACA, found my YouTube channel.
00:30:23.000 Yeah, it's pretty funny.
00:30:24.000 Found my YouTube channel.
00:30:25.000 He learned that I didn't vote for Hillary.
00:30:27.000 And then a week later, I was fired.
00:30:29.000 And knowing not only I was fired, another person was fired for associating with me.
00:30:35.000 What a masterpiece of mania.
00:30:38.000 I mean, when does it...
00:30:42.000 You're not allowed.
00:30:43.000 Does everyone at the vegan restaurant have to have the same beliefs?
00:30:46.000 I don't understand why.
00:30:49.000 I have no clue.
00:30:50.000 But one thing I noticed after Trump got elected is how angry the vegan community have been.
00:30:57.000 Like, I've been a vegan chef for eight years now.
00:31:01.000 And since Trump got elected, they have been this angry, hateful group.
00:31:07.000 Like, Trump is hateful.
00:31:08.000 He's a big, he's racist.
00:31:10.000 And I tell people, like, I haven't not seen that one thing that Trump has said that was racist.
00:31:14.000 Mostly it's funny.
00:31:15.000 A lot of quips.
00:31:16.000 Yeah.
00:31:17.000 And the funny thing, I was at the anti-fascist rally, and all my customers are there with Antifa.
00:31:24.000 Unbelievable.
00:31:26.000 Well, you're kind of persona.
00:31:27.000 I was reading this article on Dangerous.
00:31:30.000 I'm a black Jew.
00:31:31.000 I was fired for being conservative.
00:31:32.000 You're kind of persona non grata in the entire vegan scene.
00:31:38.000 Yeah.
00:31:39.000 So you can't, that's your trade.
00:31:41.000 You're a vegan guy.
00:31:42.000 You're like a health nut.
00:31:44.000 And you can't get involved in that work in all of Atlanta now, correct?
00:31:49.000 Every time I go to Whole Foods, somebody managed, like, that's Yosafe.
00:31:53.000 And I'm like, and the reason why I've been in docks is because of Sean King.
00:31:57.000 I'm pretty sure you remember Night to Wright, and he was looking for the Atlanta Prowboys.
00:32:01.000 And Atifa had been trying to look for me for a really long time.
00:32:03.000 So when he blasts my image out there, like, oh, look at Yosafe, look at his YouTube channel.
00:32:08.000 We finally found this guy.
00:32:10.000 And I knew I was screwed.
00:32:11.000 I had to change job location from Little Five Lanes, which is Atifa Hub, to Buckhead, and they still found me in Buckhead.
00:32:18.000 That's amazing.
00:32:19.000 So not only are you under siege from white lunatics, Antifa and all that, but you're having trouble with, well, Chun King isn't black, but isn't Talib Quelly that rapper?
00:32:30.000 Isn't he out to get you too?
00:32:33.000 He's been beefing with me for the past couple of days.
00:32:35.000 It's like he didn't, because I told him, like, it seemed like every single morning you tweet out, like, I'm here to fight racists.
00:32:42.000 Like, you got to have something more important to do than go after the alt-right.
00:32:47.000 Like, you do this every single morning.
00:32:49.000 I've been following for three months since you've been beefing with Talib.
00:32:52.000 And he's like, I don't think you're a real black person.
00:32:54.000 And I've tweeted out my picture, like, no, I'm a black person.
00:32:58.000 I'm darker than you.
00:32:59.000 Like, nah, you're not a real black person.
00:33:01.000 Yes.
00:33:01.000 Now, to be clear, folks at home, Yosef is saying that he's arguing with Talib, and he says, I'm a conservative, I'm pro-Trump, and I'm black.
00:33:09.000 And Talib's comeback is, you do not exist.
00:33:12.000 I think you're fake.
00:33:14.000 I think, like this, I don't know if you're wearing a mask right now or how he explains this.
00:33:19.000 It's insane.
00:33:21.000 They come up against something that goes against their political beliefs, and they go, I don't see that.
00:33:25.000 That doesn't exist.
00:33:26.000 That's not there.
00:33:30.000 The funny thing is he said that I took a picture offline of some random Facebook and I'm using this profile picture to say racist things.
00:33:37.000 I'm like, I'm not saying anything racist.
00:33:39.000 I'm saying you're an idiot.
00:33:41.000 And how do you do that in video form?
00:33:44.000 That's really tricky.
00:33:45.000 Is this a series of images?
00:33:46.000 Are you CGI?
00:33:49.000 I don't know.
00:33:49.000 I made a whole video about Talibi being an idiot.
00:33:52.000 And of course, I get called my famous coon.
00:33:56.000 Coon, yeah.
00:33:57.000 And yeah.
00:33:59.000 At this point, I really don't care about the coon.
00:34:01.000 It's just, the funny thing, like, BLM is they very anti-gay.
00:34:06.000 So they'll call me like a homo thug or homo fag or coon fag or suckin' no white dick.
00:34:12.000 And the whole nine-yard, it's like, oh, you're not a real black person.
00:34:16.000 And after my response is like, oh, well, I feel so sorry.
00:34:19.000 I'm going to cry in my Chinese woman, my Chinese wife's bosoms.
00:34:24.000 Yosef, you personify how crazy the left is.
00:34:28.000 And the fact that they are convinced you don't exist is proof that they are mental patients.
00:34:34.000 I used to say fake news, and then I said mentally ill news.
00:34:37.000 It's crazy ex-girlfriend news.
00:34:39.000 The left has gone full crazy ex-girlfriend mode, and you personify that.
00:34:44.000 This is absolutely true.
00:34:46.000 Every time I go to a rally, people get so angry.
00:34:50.000 They get angrier at me than all of the Proud Boys.
00:34:54.000 I've been to the anti-Syria march.
00:34:57.000 One lady had a megaphone blasted in my face.
00:34:59.000 I went to the Resist Trump Tuesday.
00:35:01.000 I had this one black lady.
00:35:03.000 It's almost like she was finna punch me.
00:35:05.000 I had this one lady like, you're not a libertarian.
00:35:07.000 Like, F the Proud Boys.
00:35:09.000 No, get out of here.
00:35:10.000 She said she was going to call the feds on me for just being there.
00:35:15.000 Okay.
00:35:15.000 Call away.
00:35:17.000 What's the crime?
00:35:18.000 What's the charge?
00:35:19.000 It's really bizarre.
00:35:20.000 Like, getting turned away from the border and calling the feds.
00:35:23.000 They honestly think they're in Stalinist Russia and they can control our thoughts.
00:35:28.000 Sorry, we like America.
00:35:30.000 We like borders.
00:35:31.000 We like the West.
00:35:32.000 I didn't know that was illegal.
00:35:36.000 The most radical thing I have ever said was, I think the border should be closed for 10 years and let everybody assimilate for at least 10 years.
00:35:43.000 We have no immigration from nowhere.
00:35:45.000 That's the most radical thing I have said.
00:35:48.000 That was our border policy up until 1972.
00:35:51.000 That's what we did.
00:35:52.000 We opened them, closed and assimilate.
00:35:53.000 Open them, closed and assimilate.
00:35:55.000 Then we broke the gates open and someone says this isn't working and all of a sudden they're a racist no matter what race they are.
00:36:02.000 Yeah.
00:36:04.000 This is the funny thing with the left.
00:36:06.000 It's like black people can't be racist.
00:36:08.000 And then it's like, well, no, I believe that Islam needs to be reformed.
00:36:12.000 No, I think white guilt is bad.
00:36:14.000 And I say mix things.
00:36:17.000 No, I make fun of everybody.
00:36:19.000 It's like, well, you're different.
00:36:20.000 No.
00:36:20.000 Like, what do you mean I'm different?
00:36:21.000 Like, well, you know, you're an individual.
00:36:23.000 Like, it's almost like you're almost there with getting that, no, I'm an individual.
00:36:28.000 You see me as an individual, not as my skin color.
00:36:31.000 But it's absolutely madness because I tell people, like, the moment I say I'm a conservative, it doesn't matter if I'm black.
00:36:37.000 It doesn't matter if I'm Jewish.
00:36:38.000 No, it doesn't matter that my wife is Chinese.
00:36:41.000 I'm a straight white Christian male at that point.
00:36:44.000 Yeah.
00:36:44.000 Yeah.
00:36:45.000 Well, if you're not 100% with them, you're 100% against them.
00:36:48.000 Yosef, thanks for coming on the show, man.
00:36:49.000 It was great talking to you, and I like you more than a friend.
00:36:53.000 Appreciate that, Gavin.
00:36:54.000 Uhuru.
00:36:56.000 Uhuru.
00:36:57.000 Bye.
00:36:58.000 Bye.
00:37:04.000 Hey, folks, welcome back to Onion Rings with Rick Shapiro.
00:37:09.000 Today we're going to talk about romance and love.
00:37:11.000 Rick, how would you tell the kids at home, how do you know you found the one?
00:37:17.000 Well, romance and onion rings.
00:37:20.000 If she likes onion rings, that should be the end of the search.
00:37:29.000 By the way she said it.
00:37:31.000 She goes, yeah, I like onion rings.
00:37:34.000 Whereas another girl trying to play and she goes like, yeah, I love onion rings.
00:37:41.000 Right, right.
00:37:42.000 The first one is a keeper.
00:37:43.000 Right.
00:37:44.000 Or if she goes like, oh, onion rings.
00:37:48.000 Oh, the onion rings your orders for a little bit.
00:37:51.000 Or if she grabs your hand and goes, I love onion.
00:37:55.000 But it seems to work better with fear.
00:37:59.000 With fear.
00:38:00.000 With a shot of Jack.
00:38:10.000 French fries.
00:38:11.000 It's not simple, guys.
00:38:12.000 It's all about how she orders onion rings.
00:38:14.000 She goes there.
00:38:15.000 She had this at that ring.
00:38:17.000 She goes there.
00:38:18.000 She goes.
00:38:20.000 And she takes a bite or two of the onion rings.
00:38:22.000 She goes, no, that's not how you get an onion rings.
00:38:26.000 And she grabs his hand and she runs to the boy.
00:38:29.000 Can we have two Cokes?
00:38:35.000 You could say beer, but it's really, she's got to have with the Cokes.
00:38:39.000 She glimpses, and then she runs to the beach part of the area.
00:38:45.000 And she goes, on the hood.
00:38:49.000 We got it.
00:38:50.000 We got it.
00:38:50.000 She sits up on the hood and you're drinking a Coke and you're like, you're the one going like, that's the one.
00:38:56.000 That's the one.
00:38:57.000 I fucked him up.
00:38:58.000 She guys, it's that simple.
00:39:00.000 Here I am googling Elizabeth Wagmeister's breasts.
00:39:04.000 Pathetic.
00:39:05.000 And judging by the autofill, a lot of you are pathetic too.
00:39:08.000 Unbelievable, guys.
00:39:09.000 Come on.
00:39:10.000 But is some of this making you think that women don't belong in the workforce?
00:39:15.000 The idea of someone sleeping with someone they don't want to just for their job, that's prostitution.
00:39:21.000 I would never consider such a thing.
00:39:25.000 And I'm a man.
00:39:26.000 Maybe that's because men are better at this kind of stuff, this job stuff.
00:39:30.000 I don't know.
00:39:31.000 I know it's remarkably sexist, but I can't help but think.
00:39:34.000 Maybe you don't belong here if you're willing to accept money?
00:39:38.000 If you get money and you sue for sexual harassment, aren't you just a very expensive prostitute?
00:39:42.000 I don't know.
00:39:44.000 You don't seem to belong in this world.
00:39:45.000 You don't seem to get how it works.