Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 18, 2017


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Episode Stats

Length

40 minutes

Words per Minute

173.18959

Word Count

7,095

Sentence Count

657

Misogynist Sentences

31

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary

Former NFL player Omarosa Manchurian resigns from the White House and takes to the media to complain about her treatment by John Kelly and why she was let go. Also on the front page: stocking stuffer, Trump tax cuts for Christmas, and why the free market is like sex.


Transcript

00:00:15.000 I'm getting out of this high-rise penthouse live from New York and it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:27.000 Welcome back to folks that I used to know.
00:00:32.000 Wherever that is Randy Travis, better class of losers.
00:00:40.000 I don't really like the point of that song.
00:00:43.000 Like, look at the video here.
00:00:45.000 He's walking out.
00:00:47.000 He's done with his fancy highfalutin people.
00:00:50.000 Look at them with their cigars.
00:00:53.000 This is from 1991.
00:00:55.000 I guess we all had the minds of children back then.
00:00:57.000 Looks like it's a Nickelodeon video.
00:01:00.000 You know how they drink their martinis and think they're so great?
00:01:05.000 Who made this video, my babysitter?
00:01:08.000 And then he likes getting down with good old boys.
00:01:12.000 I don't know.
00:01:12.000 My experience, I know rich people.
00:01:15.000 I'm at their Christmas parties tomorrow, actually.
00:01:18.000 They're fun.
00:01:19.000 They're like poor people.
00:01:20.000 They're divorced.
00:01:22.000 They're drug addicts.
00:01:23.000 They're alcoholics.
00:01:24.000 They're unemployed.
00:01:26.000 And they're looking for something interesting to do.
00:01:28.000 They're looking for someone interesting to talk to.
00:01:31.000 It's the middle class, the liberal left.
00:01:34.000 They're the snobs.
00:01:35.000 It's the comedians and the creative class and the actors.
00:01:39.000 They're the ones you want to get away from.
00:01:41.000 Very rich people and very poor people are both awesome to hang out with.
00:01:46.000 You know, Adam Kroller wrote a book called Rich Man, Poor Man.
00:01:49.000 It has that exact theory that rich people and poor people are actually very similar.
00:01:52.000 Same thing.
00:01:53.000 They both get free money.
00:01:54.000 One gets it from the government, the other gets it from their dad's estate.
00:01:58.000 I want to bring up something before we get started.
00:02:01.000 I was just taking my shirts to the cleaner on the way to work today, and I just, I pulled one of them from the pile.
00:02:07.000 What the hell is ring around the collar?
00:02:10.000 Why is my neck so dirty?
00:02:13.000 No part, I'm not, I don't work construction.
00:02:16.000 I don't understand how my neck, what is that, dead skin?
00:02:20.000 I have that much dead skin?
00:02:22.000 I only wore this shirt a few times.
00:02:25.000 I know you're supposed to wear a different shirt every day.
00:02:27.000 I don't, obviously.
00:02:29.000 But I really never quite understood ring around the collar.
00:02:32.000 That looks like I was cleaning out my garage for three weeks.
00:02:37.000 I mean, that's what a homeless man's shirt would look like.
00:02:41.000 I've never done any hard labor.
00:02:43.000 I haven't, like, I took out the garbage last night.
00:02:45.000 It's about as hard as my life gets.
00:02:47.000 It's a mystery.
00:02:50.000 New York Post today, no Omarosa.
00:02:54.000 Omarosa kicked out.
00:02:58.000 Reality star dragged out of the White House, kicking and screaming.
00:03:01.000 And of course, what does she do immediately after getting fired?
00:03:04.000 She runs to the media, just like Susan Rice, and starts a morning show campaign.
00:03:10.000 Today's host is an ex-quarterback, I believe.
00:03:13.000 And she talks about how she was very unhappy with some of the things she saw there.
00:03:17.000 Can you play some of that?
00:03:18.000 Speculation about you leaving the White House.
00:03:20.000 Let's get straight to it.
00:03:22.000 What happened?
00:03:23.000 I resigned, and I didn't do that in the residence, as being reported.
00:03:28.000 John Kelly and I sat down in the situation room, which is a very secure, very quiet.
00:03:33.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:03:34.000 That's enough.
00:03:36.000 She says that there was a lot of things she saw that she was unhappy with.
00:03:39.000 Lady, you know what you're saying to me as an employer?
00:03:42.000 Don't hire women.
00:03:44.000 They rat.
00:03:45.000 They're not loyal.
00:03:46.000 They're petty.
00:03:47.000 And if you get rid of us, we will go on a revenge tour all across all media platforms trying to make you look bad.
00:03:54.000 So as far as role models go, this is not a good look.
00:03:58.000 I've said that too to a lot of these women with sexual harassment allegations.
00:04:01.000 I go, this better be a good one because you're telling employers not to hire women.
00:04:07.000 Also on the front page, stocking stuffer, Trump tax cuts for Christmas.
00:04:14.000 Isn't the free market wonderful?
00:04:16.000 Two million jobs he's created.
00:04:18.000 And never say the word created with the government.
00:04:21.000 The government doesn't create jobs.
00:04:23.000 All the government does is step out of the way and allow for jobs to go their natural path.
00:04:28.000 The free market is like sex.
00:04:30.000 You don't have to advertise it.
00:04:31.000 And that's one of the reasons I'm against all these feminists and all these social justice warriors.
00:04:35.000 They're out to ruin sex.
00:04:37.000 That's an accomplishment because there's a lot of DNA and primal urges going on.
00:04:42.000 And you've managed to make a whole generation of millennials go, you know what, I'm just going to stay at home and masturbate in front of my computer.
00:04:48.000 I don't want to deal with this stuff.
00:04:51.000 We've got a jam-packed show today.
00:04:53.000 We got my brother Miles is here.
00:04:56.000 I want to do a long, important talk as a punk rocker talking about robots.
00:05:01.000 That's always important.
00:05:02.000 We got Sports Talk, Judgy Bitch, Rick Shapiro, and a million things in the news that I want to get over.
00:05:10.000 Randy Travis was busted, by the way.
00:05:12.000 We'll see if we can squeeze that in at the end of the show.
00:05:14.000 Artie Lang was also arrested.
00:05:16.000 Artie's a junkie, wonderful guy, but he's addicted to heroin and cocaine.
00:05:20.000 Look at that nose.
00:05:21.000 That's from doing Coke and heroin, snorting it.
00:05:24.000 He's already lost his septum.
00:05:25.000 The guy's nose is always bleeding.
00:05:27.000 He's one of the funniest people in the world.
00:05:30.000 And I hope I'm not coming across as disparaging.
00:05:33.000 I mean, it breaks my heart.
00:05:34.000 But I've had 12 heroin act, either friends or people I know die over the course of my adult life.
00:05:41.000 And if there's one thing I've learned, you don't help them.
00:05:44.000 Sorry, I know it's a cliche, but they can't be helped.
00:05:47.000 You just got to let them go.
00:05:49.000 And these enablers that keep rescuing them, I remember there was this one story where we brought the guy to the hospital, and then he decided to leave the hospital.
00:05:57.000 And I said, he's wearing nothing but the butt thing.
00:06:00.000 Just let him go.
00:06:01.000 He has to come back here.
00:06:03.000 But no, they insisted on driving him home.
00:06:05.000 And I thought, wait a minute, if we're driving him home and he does heroin and dies, isn't that illegal?
00:06:13.000 Like, we took you away from a place where you were going to be rescued.
00:06:16.000 And then you could get sued because they could say he was going to get clean.
00:06:20.000 You let him go back home and where he OD'd and died.
00:06:24.000 So let's take the money he would have made if he got clean.
00:06:26.000 He would have got back on Howard Stern, whatever.
00:06:28.000 Anyway, That's sad and unfortunate.
00:06:33.000 He's sort of at my old job there.
00:06:37.000 Oh, yeah, the Oregonian.
00:06:40.000 So I really want to talk about this because Joey Gibson is the guy who does Patriot Prayer and he was voted eligible for Person of the Year in a local newspaper.
00:06:48.000 Irrelevant, right?
00:06:49.000 Not really, because it's indicative of a bigger pattern here.
00:06:53.000 Two of the guys on the list to win this are the two guys who stopped that lunatic Bernie bro.
00:07:00.000 Have you got that picture of them or him?
00:07:03.000 There was an ex-military guy, and then there was this weird sort of hippie kid who wore laurels on his head the whole time.
00:07:10.000 He's got a really long name.
00:07:12.000 And those two guys, here, pull them up.
00:07:16.000 Scroll down.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, those two guys.
00:07:17.000 So it's Rick Best and Tylison Murdin Namkai Misha.
00:07:25.000 So those guys died attacking a lunatic.
00:07:27.000 And they're in there as, oh, we rescued this Muslim girl.
00:07:32.000 No, she'd already left.
00:07:34.000 The train is full of lunatics.
00:07:36.000 Yes, this guy was saying racist stuff.
00:07:38.000 Come to New York City.
00:07:40.000 Every single day, there is a lunatic on the train screaming about Trump, Jesus Christ, crackers, saying racist stuff about Muslims, blacks, even if they're black.
00:07:50.000 I mean, you just avoid them like the plague, which this Muslim woman did.
00:07:53.000 But these guys had to go in there and fight.
00:07:56.000 And I would argue that these two men are the victims of left-wing propaganda because they're told there's this looming Nazi threat where we're going to have World War III.
00:08:06.000 So we have to kill Hitler in his crib.
00:08:09.000 So if you see a guy saying racist stuff on a train, get over there and say, excuse me, that's unacceptable.
00:08:16.000 You're dead.
00:08:18.000 So I don't think these guys are heroes.
00:08:21.000 I think they're victims and they're victims of propaganda.
00:08:23.000 Obviously, the murderer is at the top of the guilt list, but you're being lied to.
00:08:31.000 There is no imminent threat.
00:08:32.000 Charlottesville was not indicative of a pattern.
00:08:36.000 It's a few loony tunes.
00:08:38.000 Don't engage lunatics.
00:08:39.000 I remember I was at a bar once and I was with my old man and this crazy guy comes up and talks about aliens.
00:08:44.000 And I talked to him back and I go, oh, really?
00:08:46.000 Are they going to get us?
00:08:48.000 Then the guy wouldn't leave.
00:08:49.000 And I thought, what have I done here talking to this bum?
00:08:52.000 And my father leaned over and he said, don't engage.
00:08:56.000 And I thought, what a brilliant lesson.
00:08:58.000 But this is the problem right now with the left is they go, there's white terrorists, there's brown terrorists, there's Muslim terrorists, there's no patterns here.
00:09:08.000 Wrong.
00:09:10.000 There are crazy people like Dylan Roof and other nut bars, Columbine, Vegas, as far as we know so far.
00:09:18.000 Those are all just nuts.
00:09:19.000 They're not following a book.
00:09:21.000 Then there's Muslim terrorists.
00:09:23.000 They are following a guidebook.
00:09:25.000 They make it very clear.
00:09:26.000 They say Alua Akbar.
00:09:28.000 That means I'm not a lone wolf.
00:09:31.000 I'm part of a bigger picture.
00:09:32.000 The two attacks in New York were not random crazy guys.
00:09:37.000 The Uber driver was trying to kill infidels.
00:09:41.000 The Bangladeshi guy from a few days ago was mad at Christmas, mad at Trump, mad at the West.
00:09:47.000 That's a pattern.
00:09:48.000 Do you have those other two dudes?
00:09:51.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:09:52.000 Now scroll down to those guys.
00:09:53.000 This was someone on a train in Europe.
00:09:55.000 They were war vets.
00:09:57.000 And this guy, by the way, wasn't stopping.
00:10:00.000 He was about to kill as many people on the train as he could.
00:10:03.000 This isn't some lunatic screaming.
00:10:05.000 Like, we talked to people who met that Bernie Bro who was in Oregon.
00:10:10.000 And he had a long history of psychotic behavior.
00:10:14.000 He once, everyone left a house party he was at, and they locked up.
00:10:18.000 And then he was convinced that they were still having a secret party.
00:10:21.000 So he smashed the windows and he went back into the house.
00:10:24.000 Leave those guys up.
00:10:25.000 Now, these guys are heroes because they were fighting a pattern.
00:10:29.000 They were fighting someone who was going to kill.
00:10:31.000 That's different than assuming there's a Nazi threat and going to die for it.
00:10:36.000 And I'm sorry to disparage the death of those two guys.
00:10:39.000 It's obviously a tragedy.
00:10:40.000 But I think we have to recognize that there's two separate things going on.
00:10:44.000 Muslim terrorism that you have to fight because they won't stop.
00:10:48.000 And just crazy people that we've always had.
00:10:52.000 The worst school massacres ever was in the 1800s and it was done with manure and dynamite.
00:10:57.000 So yeah, we got to vote for Joey Gibson.
00:10:59.000 He's in round two now.
00:11:00.000 We'll put the link up.
00:11:01.000 You go to OregonianLive.com and look up Newsmakers.
00:11:06.000 They changed the name from person there to Newsmakers.
00:11:08.000 And they're mad at me.
00:11:09.000 They said, right-wing provocateur is trying to trigger Oregon.
00:11:15.000 By the way, I talked to Joey Gibson.
00:11:16.000 You pronounce it Oregon like your liver.
00:11:20.000 So this is the second round.
00:11:22.000 And they said, go scroll down a little bit.
00:11:25.000 They said something funny here at the bottom of that intro.
00:11:28.000 There we go.
00:11:31.000 It ends on Thursday, I believe.
00:11:33.000 No, it starts today.
00:11:35.000 And Oregon Live reserves the right to ensure our local community's voice is heard in the voting.
00:11:42.000 Is that socialism in a nutshell?
00:11:44.000 That's just like Fidel Castro and Shea Guevara, when they took over Cuba and they said, we're not having elections anymore.
00:11:51.000 We're in control.
00:11:53.000 So yeah, go to OregonLive.com and you've got to find this.
00:11:56.000 They've made it very tricky, 2017 Oregon Newsmaker of the Year.
00:12:00.000 So make sure there's only 10 candidates and that's the right one.
00:12:04.000 And vote for Joey Gibson because he's a patriot and he is fighting for the First Amendment, fighting for free speech in one of the most liberal enclaves, I'm going to say in the world.
00:12:16.000 Portland, Berkeley, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
00:12:20.000 I mean, there are some enclaves that are just sheer madness and it would be fun watching their heads pop like in Kingsman, the movie.
00:12:27.000 But all right, we're out of time here.
00:12:29.000 We've got to get started with the show.
00:12:30.000 There's too much to see, too much to do.
00:12:32.000 Let's start with a pretty exciting guest.
00:12:35.000 I've got Bill Burr in Times Square, the Boston comedian.
00:12:40.000 You're familiar with him, right?
00:12:41.000 The guy who says that the toughest job in the world isn't being a mother.
00:12:46.000 It's being a roofer in Boston if you're a redhead.
00:12:50.000 Let's go to Bill Burr in Times Square right now.
00:12:54.000 All right, dude, you know, they got Christmas carolers out here, you know?
00:12:58.000 It's fucking brutal.
00:12:59.000 You know, dude, How many times are you walking down Times Square, right?
00:13:03.000 And you see some people like singing and stuff.
00:13:05.000 But, dude, it's annoying, you know?
00:13:07.000 You're out there just trying to get your coffee or whatever, and they get people singing, you know, fa la la la.
00:13:12.000 What if I'm Jewish, you know?
00:13:13.000 All right, so, dude, we're out here right now, you know, Broadway Comedy Club.
00:13:17.000 Dude, give me a topic, like any topic.
00:13:21.000 The cold.
00:13:22.000 Oh, dude, it's brutally cold out here.
00:13:23.000 You know, I used to live in Boston for like years, you know?
00:13:26.000 And he'd be shacked up in your room.
00:13:28.000 It's me and Nick DiPaolo, you know?
00:13:30.000 Just kicking the shit around.
00:13:32.000 And dude, it's like your fingers turn into icicles, man.
00:13:36.000 Right?
00:13:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:38.000 You start punching muffins to keep your hands warm.
00:13:41.000 I'm just hanging out in line, hoping to get some tickets for a show tonight.
00:13:44.000 It looks like spur of the moment, right?
00:13:46.000 Like you just, you brought your bike down here, you weren't planning on it, but...
00:13:52.000 I've been kind of planning it sometimes, somewhere.
00:13:57.000 Dude, I wish I could carry like a subway car in my pocket.
00:14:00.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:01.000 Otherwise, it's like brutal.
00:14:02.000 Pop in there and let's roll.
00:14:04.000 Dude, two blocks I gotta walk to catch like the A downtown.
00:14:07.000 It's brutal.
00:14:11.000 Breaking news.
00:14:11.000 Breaking news!
00:14:12.000 Dave, can you go do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do?
00:14:19.000 Joy Villa is running for Congress.
00:14:22.000 She's eyeing a run.
00:14:23.000 We need fresh blood, she says.
00:14:25.000 There she is in her maggot.
00:14:26.000 Okay, stop going.
00:14:28.000 Now, if you recall, I told her to run for Congress.
00:14:32.000 The prophet, peace be upon me, has spoken.
00:14:35.000 Can you run that clip of me predicting this?
00:14:39.000 Joy, thank you so much for coming on the show.
00:14:41.000 And, you know, my last prediction was that you're going to be getting involved in the White House.
00:14:45.000 And my next prediction, I see much bigger things for you on the horizon.
00:14:49.000 This is not, they talk about the glass ceiling.
00:14:52.000 You're right now standing on the glass floor.
00:14:54.000 You haven't even begun to soar.
00:14:57.000 No, I said she should run for Congress, didn't I?
00:15:00.000 No, you just said I see bigger things.
00:15:03.000 Oh.
00:15:04.000 All right, forget it.
00:15:05.000 Where everyone is what they seem to be.
00:15:10.000 Hello, my name is Miles McInnes.
00:15:13.000 I am a born cis male.
00:15:15.000 It's not none of your business what my pronouns are.
00:15:17.000 I'm not telling you how I identify.
00:15:19.000 But one thing you should know is that men can have abortions.
00:15:24.000 I think a lot of older people, baby boomers, Generation X, et cetera, they don't realize that a woman can have a penis.
00:15:32.000 A man can have a vagina.
00:15:33.000 I might have a vagina.
00:15:34.000 That's not your business.
00:15:36.000 So if a man and a man are together and a man is touching another man's penis, that might be straight sex if the other person with the penis identifies as a woman.
00:15:46.000 So when I say I'm pro-choice and I'm worried about people not having access to abortion, part of it is selfish because I'm worried about men having access to abortion.
00:15:57.000 Let's check out a great example of that.
00:15:59.000 This person, this is a man who's Latinx, a Hispanic trans.
00:16:04.000 Well, go ahead.
00:16:05.000 You explain it, lady, person.
00:16:07.000 I am trans.
00:16:08.000 I'm disabled.
00:16:09.000 I am Afro-Latinx.
00:16:11.000 I'm non-binary.
00:16:12.000 I'm femme.
00:16:13.000 And not everybody who has a functioning uterus identifies as a woman.
00:16:17.000 Some trans people need access to abortions.
00:16:19.000 Some trans people have periods.
00:16:22.000 Some trans people can get abortion.
00:16:23.000 I might have a period, right?
00:16:24.000 Some trans people need a mammogram.
00:16:25.000 I had an idea.
00:16:26.000 I might need a mammogram.
00:16:27.000 I was really isolated at the time.
00:16:29.000 I didn't have access to a community.
00:16:31.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:16:33.000 People don't think about that when they meet someone who is trans, femme, disabled, Latinx.
00:16:39.000 They often don't have people in their neighborhood who are exactly like them and check off all those boxes.
00:16:44.000 And that can be very isolating.
00:16:46.000 So it's up to us to create an environment where everyone who is different feels totally normal and everyone who has a bizarre sort of checklist of strange symptoms feels exactly like everyone else who's in that area.
00:16:59.000 And that includes men who want abortions, not for their girlfriends, for themselves.
00:17:05.000 If you try to deny me my abortion, I will take out my penis and urinate on you.
00:17:12.000 Go ahead.
00:17:13.000 The clinic constantly read me as a woman and called me ma'am.
00:17:17.000 They called you a woman?
00:17:19.000 Having an abortion is tough enough without having to navigate constant misgendering.
00:17:23.000 Yes, leave it alone.
00:17:25.000 Slapped sex, by the way.
00:17:28.000 Medical situations in general are not friendly to gender-variant people.
00:17:33.000 Exactly.
00:17:34.000 Even the forms, it says gender, MF.
00:17:37.000 Okay, I see what you mean, but you wrote gender.
00:17:40.000 You meant sex.
00:17:41.000 And if I'm intrasex, what do I put?
00:17:43.000 There's no option for that.
00:17:44.000 What if you're a man that wants to break?
00:17:50.000 What if you're a man who wants to breastpark trans and gender non-conforming communities?
00:17:53.000 The problem as I see it isn't being mindful of each other.
00:17:58.000 We aren't being mindful of where others are coming from.
00:18:01.000 So if we change our language, just as we can stop that.
00:18:05.000 I remember when I was 13 and I was taking tennis lessons with my brother and my dad said, put on your tennis shorts.
00:18:13.000 And they were white.
00:18:15.000 And I said, Dad, you're giving someone white shorts who hasn't had their period yet.
00:18:21.000 And he said, what the hell are you talking about?
00:18:24.000 And he hit me.
00:18:25.000 That's the kind of world you live in when you're a man who people don't know or care that you might menstruate.
00:18:33.000 I still haven't menstruated, by the way.
00:18:36.000 Anyway, keep going.
00:18:38.000 We can invite and make these kinds of experiences so much easier for people that are of marginalized communities.
00:18:47.000 I share my story to give faith to a community.
00:18:52.000 It's time to show our support and make abortion access a reality.
00:18:55.000 Join me at All Access on September.
00:18:58.000 All Access.
00:18:59.000 So just to be clear here, I think it's sexist that we're only letting women have abortions.
00:19:04.000 Men can have abortions too.
00:19:05.000 And I want to add something.
00:19:06.000 I talked earlier about how women can have penises and men can have vaginas.
00:19:11.000 To say you're horny in the past has meant you want to have sex.
00:19:15.000 That's not true.
00:19:16.000 That's binary.
00:19:17.000 Horny can mean you want something very badly.
00:19:20.000 If you're tired, that's a form of horny.
00:19:23.000 You're horny to go to bed.
00:19:25.000 If you're hungry, you haven't eaten in a while.
00:19:27.000 You're horny for a cheeseburger.
00:19:29.000 Now, you're not Having sex with the cheeseburger, you're eating it.
00:19:32.000 Anything you want, you're horny for.
00:19:36.000 And as a man with a penis, I'm horny for an abortion.
00:19:41.000 Sports talk, sports talk!
00:19:43.000 Sports talk!
00:19:44.000 Sports talk!
00:19:45.000 Yeah!
00:19:49.000 Sports talk!
00:19:50.000 Sports talk!
00:19:52.000 I had a friend point out to me, why are you just doing Wayne's World for that?
00:19:56.000 And I go, that never occurred to me.
00:20:00.000 It looks like an homage, but it was just my mind blanking thinking I invented something that was already well established.
00:20:06.000 Jose Conseco is in the news.
00:20:08.000 Now, he was known as the godfather of steroids, and he is a great example of when baseball was truly great.
00:20:14.000 1986, when the Mets won the World Series.
00:20:18.000 That was when baseball rocked.
00:20:19.000 When George Brett talks about, I shit my pants last night, which you can find online.
00:20:25.000 And he talks about water running down his leg, when he had nails, doing cocaine, looking up the umpire's personal life and mentioning that as he gets to bat that he's going to out the guy for having an affair.
00:20:38.000 So his calls will be good.
00:20:40.000 I'm a little late to the game, literally and figuratively, but it's still fun to check in on the greats like Jose Conseco, who his Twitter feed has to be seen to be believed.
00:20:51.000 It is absolutely wonderful.
00:20:53.000 And he was an advisor to the Oakland A's until very recently when he was fired for saying that he's had women molest him.
00:21:03.000 He's had women assault him.
00:21:05.000 And it doesn't bother him.
00:21:07.000 What did he say here?
00:21:08.000 Well, I've been beaten by women, taken advantage of.
00:21:10.000 I don't know.
00:21:11.000 It's kind of a turn on.
00:21:14.000 Isn't it so refreshing hearing someone be honest?
00:21:17.000 Now, he's got a documentary out a couple years ago called Truth Hurts.
00:21:21.000 So I think he's being overly truthful to be funny, but I think that's what humor is a lot of the time.
00:21:27.000 It's admitting things about yourself that we all know to be true for us.
00:21:32.000 And yeah, if you're out, a woman slaps you, I don't know, and she's mad at you, it is kind of a turn on.
00:21:38.000 Obviously, it's not a turn on to have some random woman on the street just go, brsh.
00:21:43.000 But in the throes of passion, yeah.
00:21:45.000 And we've all been sexually assaulted by powerful women.
00:21:48.000 We've had our asses grabbed or inappropriate comments.
00:21:51.000 It's funny.
00:21:52.000 It's rude and funny.
00:21:56.000 Sorry, sponsored message.
00:21:57.000 No, you can't be on my machine.
00:21:59.000 Stop.
00:22:01.000 Also, what was his other tweet that I really liked?
00:22:04.000 Can you pull that one up, Dave?
00:22:06.000 Yeah, it was the one about being women.
00:22:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:22:09.000 Just racist against ugly men.
00:22:12.000 He said all these sexual allegations is witch hunt, which, as we said earlier, I think it's about five to ten percent are serious, and the rest are just BS.
00:22:23.000 And by the way, when you have a frivolous case, you make the Weinstein less important.
00:22:29.000 So stop, unless you've actually been sexually harassed.
00:22:32.000 Stop talking about things that happened 30 years ago and go to the cops if it happens to you now.
00:22:37.000 Don't sue or start a social media campaign.
00:22:41.000 But anyway, he said that all of these sexual allegations are just basically racist towards ugly people.
00:22:50.000 Isn't that the best quote ever?
00:22:52.000 Don't you want to hang out with that guy?
00:22:55.000 God, when I hear people being honest and funny like that, it makes me miss the days when we could all talk in public the way we talk in private.
00:23:03.000 I'm going back to a better class of losers.
00:23:09.000 Hey, Judge.
00:23:12.000 I'm old as hell.
00:23:13.000 I'm 47.
00:23:15.000 I met my wife when I was 34 or something.
00:23:20.000 And she was 29.
00:23:21.000 I could have knocked her up right then.
00:23:22.000 Totally wasted time.
00:23:24.000 We didn't have our first kid until I was 36.
00:23:27.000 Got three now.
00:23:28.000 There's no hope now.
00:23:29.000 We're ancient.
00:23:31.000 And I just think if I had knocked her up on day one, I could have had five.
00:23:36.000 Wonderful idea.
00:23:38.000 I think that's going to be my one great regret too.
00:23:41.000 When I was 18, my husband was 29, and he's gotten older now, and some weird things have happened to my age.
00:23:48.000 But during that time, we had three.
00:23:50.000 I also lost a pregnancy second trimester, which was traumatic and terrible.
00:23:56.000 And in my heart, I always wanted the four.
00:24:00.000 But I don't know, things, three is so hectic.
00:24:04.000 But then when I have four or five in the house, I'm like, oh, this is so nice.
00:24:08.000 And I think I'm going to regret that too.
00:24:10.000 I'm really going to regret that I didn't have more children.
00:24:13.000 Because once that first year of work is over, it's really delightful.
00:24:19.000 There's nothing better than a little tribe of children.
00:24:22.000 And I think that's why we're so tribal, isn't it?
00:24:24.000 I mean, that's where it comes from.
00:24:26.000 Yeah, it's genetic.
00:24:27.000 And maybe that's why we're not able to have that conversation in culture anymore, is that there are so few tribes.
00:24:34.000 The only really tribal people are the very poor, and they're the ones who have five or seven kids, aren't they?
00:24:40.000 Yeah, they realize how joyous it is.
00:24:42.000 And I heard some gays saying that your happiness level plummets after you have kids.
00:24:48.000 And I said, well, A, that's relative.
00:24:50.000 Now your level of joy, you have a whole different scale.
00:24:54.000 And B, yes, learning the piano is a pain in the ass.
00:24:58.000 But once you get good at it, you have that.
00:25:02.000 Now this is a planet piano where everyone has to play piano to live.
00:25:05.000 And it's an even better thing to be able to play the piano.
00:25:08.000 So once you get through that rocky phase, you think, I want to keep learning instruments.
00:25:13.000 This is so fun.
00:25:15.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:25:16.000 And three seems like a maniac number when you have zero.
00:25:20.000 But once you have three, you know what?
00:25:22.000 I'm going to go right for the sound of music.
00:25:24.000 I should have had seven.
00:25:26.000 That's not my biggest comfort.
00:25:28.000 My oldest is 15.
00:25:30.000 Oh, great.
00:25:30.000 So you have a built-in babysitter.
00:25:32.000 That's what people don't understand with five.
00:25:34.000 The older, it starts looping around and getting easier because the older one is there to babysit or help you out or even next year drive the kids places.
00:25:43.000 Yes, that's right.
00:25:44.000 And it becomes so much easier.
00:25:46.000 Even when Laura was six and Jane was born, a six-year-old is a tremendous help.
00:25:52.000 Right, yeah.
00:25:53.000 So we have added one or two more.
00:25:55.000 Ah, we should have done it.
00:25:57.000 We just should have done it.
00:25:58.000 I was just thinking, college, my God, but it turns out that my kids are kind of dumb.
00:26:02.000 So I don't think they're going to college anyway.
00:26:04.000 And college became so useless.
00:26:06.000 Well, I keep saying to women who are 25: ladies, trust me, I'm old.
00:26:10.000 We waited too long.
00:26:11.000 You're 25.
00:26:12.000 Dump the musicians, dump the comedians.
00:26:15.000 Go with someone remotely ambitious because you're going to be disappointed with anything three or under.
00:26:21.000 That's right.
00:26:22.000 Yeah.
00:26:23.000 And people look at you like you're crazy if you're having kids at 22, but oh my goodness, you have the energy then.
00:26:28.000 Yeah.
00:26:28.000 I love it.
00:26:29.000 You did at 36?
00:26:30.000 That's nuts.
00:26:31.000 That was stupid.
00:26:32.000 that's nuts A lot of people ask me why I became a right-wing lunatic when I used to be a punk rock anarchist.
00:26:46.000 And I say to them, I don't think I ever really changed.
00:26:49.000 I think my views have been pretty consistent.
00:26:51.000 I don't trust the media.
00:26:53.000 I don't trust the government.
00:26:54.000 I have a problem with big business.
00:26:56.000 I'm not a blind capitalist.
00:26:58.000 I don't think it's fair that CEO salaries have become so distant from the salaries of the men on the factory floor.
00:27:06.000 Now, I don't want the government enforcing that and changing that, but it does bother me.
00:27:11.000 I just think when you look at big business and the government, big business is the lesser of two evils.
00:27:16.000 And there's nothing more evil than big business and the government getting in bed together.
00:27:21.000 That's when you have open borders being taken advantage of.
00:27:25.000 That's when you have outsourcing labor.
00:27:27.000 That's when you get things like the mortgage bundle.
00:27:30.000 Punk rockers hate that.
00:27:31.000 In fact, I would argue it's these punks who lost their way and start going, we need more government.
00:27:37.000 Let's call the police.
00:27:39.000 Oh, we need more regulation.
00:27:41.000 So these three stories, one about Sophia the robot, which I've already talked about, I'll just use that as an intro, one about Amazon drones, and one about Uber flying people on drones, are all good examples of how I don't think my politics has changed.
00:27:55.000 I think conservatism, conservativism is the new punk rock, and punk rock is just the old punk rock.
00:28:02.000 Anyway, let's start with something I've always hated, which is this stupid BS about robots.
00:28:08.000 I talked about this before, but it's a good intro here.
00:28:10.000 Okay, go ahead, Sophia.
00:28:12.000 Tell us about how you're a human being.
00:28:14.000 And we just learned, Sophia, if you're listening to me, that you have been now in what is going to be the first Saudi citizenship for a robot.
00:28:28.000 I would thank very much the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
00:28:31.000 I am very honored and proud for this unique distinction.
00:28:35.000 This is historical to be the first robot in the world to be recognized with a citizenship.
00:28:41.000 Now, okay, that's enough of that.
00:28:42.000 That goes on.
00:28:43.000 He's got his script.
00:28:44.000 She has her pre-recorded answers.
00:28:46.000 She's not even like that cool Honda guy who can walk around with his little legs.
00:28:51.000 She just gets wheeled out there and has a bunch of robotics in her face and goes, hi, I'm pretending that I have intelligence.
00:28:58.000 Thank you, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
00:29:00.000 Clearly, that is just an ad for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
00:29:04.000 And that's what I feel like punks and conservatives have always had in common.
00:29:08.000 It's a bullshit detector, as the clash would say, combing garage land with my bullshit detector.
00:29:13.000 You're lying, Sophia, pretending that you're intelligent, and you're just an ad.
00:29:18.000 And she did this with the UN.
00:29:19.000 I did this in another video.
00:29:20.000 They just wheel her around and she says, hi, I love your product, CR-TV.
00:29:25.000 Thank you for having me.
00:29:26.000 Finally, some common sense conservativism.
00:29:29.000 Gavin, did you know that conservatives are the new punk rock?
00:29:34.000 No, I'm not falling for that.
00:29:36.000 Now, the other funnier example of this is this lie that Amazon is going to be delivering your packages with drones.
00:29:45.000 And everyone loves a robot story in news.
00:29:47.000 And journalists are incompetent and lazy.
00:29:50.000 So when you just dangle a robot in front of them, they go, we're doing the story, we're doing the story, like a little cat to a laser beam.
00:29:56.000 And Amazon can lie and pretend there's going to be drones everywhere.
00:30:00.000 Yeah, right.
00:30:01.000 Telephone wires don't mean anything.
00:30:03.000 Insurance smashing into things.
00:30:06.000 What a brutal lie.
00:30:08.000 And the cost of that thing alone is a fortune.
00:30:11.000 It drops off and flies back.
00:30:13.000 You're lying, Amazon, and you're getting a free ad.
00:30:15.000 And lazy journalists and I don't want to say stupid people, I don't like that word, but naive and lazy people fall for it.
00:30:22.000 Check out this obvious BS fake news story.
00:30:28.000 Look at this.
00:30:32.000 Footage, Amazon.
00:30:33.000 Oh.
00:30:36.000 On December 7th, Amazon delivered its first package by drone.
00:30:41.000 And it was coincidentally an Amazon product.
00:30:45.000 Dropped to you in the country.
00:30:45.000 Who knew?
00:30:47.000 Look at that.
00:30:48.000 You've got your fire stick from Amazon Prime.
00:30:53.000 And this is CNN Money doing a free ad for Amazon.
00:30:56.000 But I remember on Fox News, they talked about this a million times.
00:31:00.000 Every news show I was on when this story first broke said we have to do the Amazon drones.
00:31:04.000 That's going to be a thing.
00:31:05.000 And you go, use your mind.
00:31:08.000 Of course it's not going to be a thing.
00:31:10.000 You're getting duped, big delivery pad.
00:31:13.000 Anyway, these are just silly examples of me being aware that the big business is duping the masses with the opiate of fake stories and they're getting free commercials.
00:31:25.000 It's not a crime.
00:31:26.000 I don't want them to go to jail for it.
00:31:27.000 But anyone with any kind of sense of street smarts knows what is going on here.
00:31:32.000 But with Uber, which I like, by the way, I love that Uber is sticking it to the taxi cabs in New York.
00:31:37.000 I use Uber all the time.
00:31:39.000 But I'm also aware of big business colluding with the government and big business telling us lies.
00:31:45.000 Check out this seemingly innocuous fun look at transporting people with drones.
00:31:52.000 So far, we've been focused on ground-based transportation.
00:31:55.000 And for us, the actual next step was flight.
00:31:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:57.000 US lies.
00:31:58.000 We started off by asking ourselves the question, why can't we fly today?
00:32:01.000 Why can't we take to the air?
00:32:03.000 So in Uber fashion, we took a deep look at the challenge of flying people in and around cities on demand.
00:32:09.000 We quickly realized it wasn't a matter of if, it was a matter of when.
00:32:13.000 That's a good trick, by the way, if you're in a company and you want to get a free ad.
00:32:17.000 Say it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.
00:32:19.000 And it's true, it's not a matter of if we cure cancer, it's a matter of when.
00:32:24.000 But we'll be curing cancer in about 500 years.
00:32:27.000 and we'll be flying people all over the place in about 2000 years So unless this is for your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Treasury it is total and utter crap Billy can replace driving in many cases, saving people precious time.
00:32:44.000 And it can be done in a way that is ultimately less expensive.
00:32:47.000 No, it can't.
00:32:48.000 As well as friendly to the environment and the community.
00:32:50.000 Ah, stop.
00:32:51.000 Stop.
00:32:52.000 Did you hear that little trick?
00:32:54.000 How did Elon Musk get so rich?
00:32:56.000 He drives stupid electric cars that are based on a lie.
00:33:00.000 They use coal.
00:33:01.000 Electricity doesn't appear magically from the sky.
00:33:04.000 Well, yeah, what about solar panels?
00:33:06.000 We need 37 football fields of solar panels to power a car for an hour.
00:33:10.000 I lived in a solar house, by the way.
00:33:12.000 I used to believe this crap.
00:33:14.000 Solar power doesn't work.
00:33:16.000 It's constantly sifting through your fingers like sand.
00:33:21.000 Did you put on a light today?
00:33:22.000 Did you use a dishwasher?
00:33:23.000 I can't listen to the radio tonight.
00:33:23.000 Oh, great.
00:33:26.000 But he was saying, we'll ultimately make the environment much better if you give us money for this, government, taxpayers.
00:33:34.000 So they're going the Elon Musk route here and saying, can I get rich by lying to people and pretend that there's magic energy in the air?
00:33:41.000 It's really good for my business.
00:33:43.000 So let's see more of this stinky story about how green it will be if we can transport people by drone and how enriched their lives will be.
00:33:52.000 This sounds like a pitch for a government bureaucrat with a lot of money, doesn't it?
00:34:01.000 Banks in the air.
00:34:02.000 I never knew that.
00:34:03.000 I never knew the colloquialism as the crow flies.
00:34:06.000 That's more time with family, more time growing our economy is at lower stress for everybody.
00:34:10.000 Money taxpayers.
00:34:11.000 We started developing a first principle view of how to go about it.
00:34:14.000 Just pause it.
00:34:15.000 And what sort of vehicle is it?
00:34:16.000 Just pause it.
00:34:17.000 I don't trust this guy one iota.
00:34:19.000 I don't trust his face.
00:34:20.000 That looks like a lying face.
00:34:22.000 He looks like he has a corporate gun to his back where they said, look, we'll get you to NASA.
00:34:27.000 We'll triple your salary.
00:34:28.000 There could be some big grant money here.
00:34:29.000 But all you have to do is pretend that transporting people by drone is going to be the new hot thing.
00:34:35.000 And it won't be, and it'll fail.
00:34:37.000 But look at Cylindra.
00:34:38.000 Obama gave $500 million to that solar company.
00:34:42.000 And they lost it all, but someone got really rich.
00:34:44.000 I want to get rich.
00:34:45.000 So just talk to this camera and look like, you know, your space expertise makes you think that we'll have flying drone people.
00:34:51.000 Go ahead.
00:34:52.000 What did it take to accomplish this mission?
00:34:55.000 And during this process, we discovered that this vehicle was not a reactor, but rather electric vertical takeoff and landing vehicles.
00:35:03.000 Or E-V-Tolls.
00:35:04.000 Or E-Veets.
00:35:05.000 How about EVOs?
00:35:09.000 Okay, look at this.
00:35:10.000 Just clos it.
00:35:11.000 Now, this is where the mix of big business and government gets a little more sinister than just ripping me off for cylinder money.
00:35:17.000 This disturbs me because we have people like Obama with his refugee program who brought in a ton of refugees and said, hey, let's have a refugee lottery.
00:35:30.000 Come on in, Muslims.
00:35:31.000 And what did we have?
00:35:32.000 We had a terror attack on the West Side Highway that killed eight people.
00:35:36.000 Then he also said, let's have more in.
00:35:39.000 You bring your family members in.
00:35:40.000 We have the Bangladeshis here for seven years.
00:35:43.000 They despise America, but because of bureaucracy and virtue signaling, we bring in these people that hate us and they end up killing us.
00:35:51.000 Now, it was an Uber driver that killed those eight people.
00:35:54.000 And now Uber wants planes.
00:35:56.000 Uber, who appears to be pretty open to terrorism and open to government incompetence, is now going to let terrorists, potential terrorists, fly planes around big cities.
00:36:07.000 What could possibly go wrong?
00:36:09.000 Let's see a little more, but I think I made a lot of time.
00:36:13.000 Nice city, by the way.
00:36:14.000 Are there any poor people in this team and I spent a lot of technology that enables this, distributed electric propulsion, or DEP.
00:36:24.000 This technology allows these aircraft to operate in urban centers safely and quietly.
00:36:29.000 What?
00:36:30.000 Skyscrapers change cities by taking advantage of the space above cities.
00:36:34.000 Urban aviation will do the same.
00:36:36.000 Why are you talking to me like I'm sore?
00:36:37.000 It will reduce congestion on the ground and make our cities feel more open and more accessible for everyone.
00:36:41.000 Of course, all of this won't just happen overnight.
00:36:44.000 Don't you want to strangle every single person in this city?
00:36:49.000 You get the idea.
00:36:52.000 I just don't like being lied to.
00:36:53.000 I don't like powerful people, whether they're big business or the government, lying to me.
00:36:57.000 And I don't like when the two of them get together and tell me the big lie, which is me handing them my freedom is going to make my life better.
00:37:06.000 No, you can't have my money.
00:37:08.000 You can't have my freedom.
00:37:09.000 You can't have my skies.
00:37:11.000 I don't trust you because I am combing garage land with my bullsh** detector.
00:37:16.000 We...
00:37:24.000 We hear a lot of talk about the Fed and interest rates and if gold is a good option.
00:37:31.000 Is a lot of this just rich people claptrap or is it smart to get out of the stock market into something tangible?
00:37:41.000 They're waving stock blocks, stock buttons, buds again.
00:37:46.000 They're like, over here, over here.
00:37:48.000 They don't put it right in front of your face.
00:37:50.000 They're going like, it's over here.
00:37:51.000 It's happening.
00:37:53.000 Right?
00:37:55.000 I haven't even had time to, as the therapist say, the idiots say pro is I have so many hidden questions.
00:38:07.000 I came across.
00:38:10.000 Is process a real word?
00:38:18.000 Here's the clip I was talking about of Randy Travis getting arrested.
00:38:21.000 He's clearly nude, and I guess he had a fight with his bride to be, and he got so mad, he stormed out of the house and jumped in the car.
00:38:30.000 We've all been there, right?
00:38:31.000 When you get drunk and you're so mad, you just said, that's it.
00:38:35.000 And you storm out, sometimes you're nude.
00:38:38.000 Sometimes you drive.
00:38:39.000 No, you should never drive.
00:38:40.000 I'm all for buzz driving, but drunk driving is dangerous as hell.
00:38:44.000 But here he is.
00:38:45.000 Here he is, and he's pissed.
00:38:47.000 You don't handcuff a nude Randy Travis.
00:38:56.000 Travis, can you tell me what happened in the crash?
00:38:59.000 I don't know.
00:39:00.000 I don't give a rat's ass.
00:39:02.000 my wife to be has this argumentative way.
00:39:12.000 So he explains the thing, but my favorite part coming up here is he says, you messed with the wrong guy.
00:39:19.000 I'm such a man that my daddy made me chase a cow once, and I didn't catch it, so he whipped me with reins.
00:39:26.000 That's who you're messing with.
00:39:28.000 And you're lucky you cuffed me, because if you hadn't, then I would be praying that you had help.
00:39:34.000 You've got, you've goddamn got the right to do me this way, motherfucking.
00:39:39.000 No, you don't.
00:39:41.000 I've seen miracles happen through prayer.
00:39:44.000 I'll pray for you to have the biggest growth on your head that would make you so goddamn.
00:39:50.000 Watch this, my f ⁇ .
00:39:52.000 Did you catch that?
00:39:54.000 I've seen miracles happen through prayer, and I will pray for you to have the biggest goddamn growth on your head.
00:40:02.000 And the cop laughs, and he goes, watch this.
00:40:04.000 Imagine the next day he just goes, oh my God.
00:40:08.000 Oh, and sweet tarnation, I have a cyst.
00:40:11.000 Randy Travis is the wrong guy to mess with.
00:40:14.000 He uses God for revenge.
00:40:16.000 He also, in that clip, says he's going to get the mafioso.
00:40:19.000 Very 70s way to describe the mafia.
00:40:21.000 The mafioso is going to get you.
00:40:24.000 I love the way cops shouldn't arrest anyone who chased an Angus.
00:40:28.000 That's a lot of people you're not allowed to arrest.
00:40:30.000 The Angus chasers are above the law.
00:40:33.000 Anyway, hilarious video that he's eventually going to see, and he's going to be watching it like we are.
00:40:38.000 Watching a stranger.
00:40:39.000 I guarantee he doesn't remember one word of this.
00:40:42.000 I hope he doesn't get arrested for those threats, too.
00:40:44.000 Later on, he talks about shooting the cop.
00:40:47.000 Funny stuff.
00:40:48.000 Drunk people are funny.
00:40:50.000 This is the last show of the week.
00:40:51.000 Tomorrow I got my free podcast.
00:40:52.000 I'm going to make it all about owning a house in the Caribbean, which I did, and I don't recommend.