Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Get Off My Lawn #49 | Harv Cash

00:00:21.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:28.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes Caber Techno.

00:00:43.000 That was a weird phase.

00:00:45.000 You know, Britain had Britain had some rocky times over the years with the soccer hooligans and the violence and the OI and the toughness.

00:00:55.000 And then MDMA ecstasy came along and Rave just exploded and it changed the entire mentality of that whole island and made them weird.

00:01:07.000 So Gabber Techno was a strange evolution of that, big and working class towns where when they would party, they would party! 1.00

00:01:14.000 Like party.

00:01:15.000 I mean, they would finish their shift at five at the factory and then go and rave on speed and E and stuff until Monday morning.

00:01:25.000 So if we have some time, we'll check out how ridiculous they look dancing to that music. 1.00

00:01:29.000 But we've got a special episode for you today.

00:01:31.000 All TV.

00:01:32.000 It's the TV episode.

00:01:34.000 I watched a lot of TV this weekend because I was hungover from all the holiday parties.

00:01:37.000 I did a bad job of parenting for the most part.

00:01:40.000 Let the kids watch TV and I watch TV with the kids.

00:01:43.000 So I want to talk about how bad 60 Minutes was with this crap about Nazi skinheads are the real threat to society.

00:01:50.000 Not Islam. 1.00

00:01:51.000 Twice as many terror attacks from Nazis than there have been from Muslims.

00:01:57.000 What?

00:01:57.000 I mean, you know that we have eyeballs and earholes, right?

00:02:00.000 We see what's going on.

00:02:03.000 Christmas Story Live also aired last night.

00:02:05.000 Very terrible.

00:02:06.000 I also want to go through The Punisher with my friend Daryl Wyman, the heart surgeon, and talk about a scene where they pulled an arrow out of him, see if it's true.

00:02:14.000 And then I want to talk to Joey Salads about Pete Davidson's new tattoo.

00:02:21.000 This is the SNL guy whose dad died 9-11.

00:02:24.000 He got a big tattoo of Hillary Clinton.

00:02:28.000 A man has a big Hillary Clinton tattoo.

00:02:32.000 Does that break your heart?

00:02:33.000 Do you hate getting laid, sir?

00:02:36.000 Speaking of which, by the way, I'm getting a little worried about all this sexual harassment.

00:02:40.000 I'm worried men are going to stop hitting on chicks. 1.00

00:02:42.000 And there are ways to do it that are not creepy.

00:02:44.000 I think I might devote my entire podcast on Friday to how to pick up chicks. 1.00

00:02:50.000 But before we get started on any TV stuff, Harve Cash.

00:02:55.000 Vance, did Weinstein embezzle hush money?

00:02:58.000 This is a weird thing about all this sexual harassment.

00:03:01.000 If you pay off someone who you molested and you don't tell your shareholders, isn't that stealing?

00:03:07.000 If I'm investing in a company, paying off rape wasn't part of my investment.

00:03:12.000 That's not part of the due diligence.

00:03:14.000 So that's going to be a whole other thing.

00:03:16.000 But though there are many innocent people in all this, it is fun seeing the guilty get caught in Weinstein.

00:03:23.000 Of course, it's a perfect example.

00:03:24.000 But Linda Sarsour is now in the mix. 0.99

00:03:27.000 Did we not tell you that you were dumb to have her lead the women's march? 1.00

00:03:30.000 Did we not tell you that Sharia law insists that women are second-class citizens?

00:03:35.000 Did we not tell you that you're insane for not allowing pro-life women on the march when all Muslims are pro-life?

00:03:42.000 If you're wearing a hijab, you're pro-life.

00:03:44.000 Yet Sarsour said no pro-lifers on this march.

00:03:47.000 I told you it was absurd, but you wouldn't listen.

00:03:50.000 Well, it turns out that she was surrounded by sexual harassment. 0.74

00:03:56.000 There was a guy named Mahid Sif at the Muslim Brotherhood Society for Women Who Are a Pain in the Ass. 0.74

00:04:04.000 And this victim, Azmi Fasalbab, went up to Linda Sarsori.

00:04:09.000 Now, these are more, it's funny because when you hear the sort of bourgeois white women's stories, they go, Gene Simmons put my hand, grab my hand and put it on his knee. 0.54

00:04:19.000 And you go, uncomfortable, but sorry, that's called old men. 1.00

00:04:25.000 It's just corny, really.

00:04:27.000 But this guy was harassing her, pushing his erection up against her. 0.87

00:04:32.000 And this happened many, many times.

00:04:35.000 And every time she went to Sarsur, she was told, no, you must be wrong.

00:04:40.000 He's a good Muslim man.

00:04:41.000 He's always at the mosque.

00:04:43.000 So she was harassed.

00:04:43.000 Isn't this great evidence of what you are replacing us with?

00:04:47.000 You're saying, I don't like white males.

00:04:49.000 I don't like Western males.

00:04:50.000 I don't want the patriarchy.

00:04:52.000 Smash capitalism.

00:04:53.000 Full communism now.

00:04:54.000 We love Islam.

00:04:54.000 Islam is a religion of peace.

00:04:56.000 I saw a big banner the other day that said, sex with refugees is jasmine scented and feels beautiful. 1.00

00:05:02.000 What?

00:05:03.000 But we go, you're just pushing us out and replacing us with people who are more homophobic, racist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:05:10.000 Less tolerant, more sexist.

00:05:13.000 Also, before we get into the TV episode, I want to talk about this Trump derangement syndrome is really getting intense.

00:05:22.000 Did you see this?

00:05:23.000 It's got to the point now where everything that's remotely bad has to be Trump.

00:05:29.000 This is, my friend Anna taught Donald Jr. preschool in Manhattan.

00:05:33.000 She asked him to move his mat one day and he said, F you, bitch. 1.00

00:05:37.000 He was three.

00:05:40.000 So now Trump is in trouble for things his son said when his son was three.

00:05:46.000 That was 36 years ago.

00:05:48.000 Or another doozy here.

00:05:50.000 Do you have that Jake Tapper one?

00:05:52.000 So Jake Tapper reads some big long article about despots around the world and how horrible they are.

00:05:58.000 And you read that and you go, finally, someone is going to talk about the bad sides of multiculturalism and why the West is the best.

00:06:04.000 And they're going to talk about Mugabe and Kim Jong-un.

00:06:07.000 And, you know, when I was last in China, there was a guy who was beaten to death by cops for writing an article that said the police are too violent.

00:06:16.000 So that's the rest of the world.

00:06:18.000 What's Jake's take?

00:06:19.000 Jake's take is President Trump echoes the rhetoric of despots in these countries with his combative slogan of fake news.

00:06:26.000 What's not fake at all is that journalists everywhere are under increased threat because of rulers Who take encouragement from Mr. Trump's malice?

00:06:33.000 Yes, that's right.

00:06:34.000 When Mr. Trump, you notice this is a New York Times thing, they often say Mr. Trump.

00:06:39.000 When Mr. Trump says fake news, then despots around the world, this sounds like a joke, despots around the world are empowered by his rhetoric to violate human rights.

00:06:51.000 And the last one, my last example of that, before we go to TV Town, is this article.

00:06:57.000 So I love the New York Post.

00:06:58.000 I read it all weekend.

00:07:00.000 And I'm sitting down reading a great story about P.T. Barnum, the greatest rogue who ever lived.

00:07:05.000 And he did brilliant stuff, too.

00:07:07.000 Like there was the bearded lady. 0.67

00:07:09.000 Someone sued him and said, that's just a man in a dress.

00:07:12.000 So they went to court and the judge saw this woman's genitalia and went, oh, actually, that is a woman. 1.00

00:07:16.000 P.T. Barnum had paid that woman to sue him because he thought it would be good publicity. 0.65

00:07:21.000 So that's an exciting story about a long time ago and bankruptcy and people spending millions.

00:07:26.000 That little midget guy, he blew his fortune. 1.00

00:07:29.000 He made tons of money and he blew it all on cars and drugs and whores. 1.00

00:07:34.000 Fascinating.

00:07:35.000 And then the last line comes.

00:07:36.000 Barnum's ambition, ego, and relentless self-promotion bring to mind another Carnival Barker, one who called his book The Art of the Deal.

00:07:44.000 That's just stuck in at the very end there.

00:07:47.000 What is Trump not responsible for?

00:07:50.000 What's not Trump?

00:07:51.000 Are rainy days Trump?

00:07:53.000 Are your herpes Trump's fault?

00:07:56.000 It's time for some culpability here.

00:07:59.000 And I will even take some blame myself when I bitch about Facebook and Twitter.

00:08:04.000 These social media are free.

00:08:06.000 So if you have a problem with them, don't go on them.

00:08:09.000 We're really getting away from culpability here.

00:08:11.000 And it's a dangerous place to be because that's what communism is.

00:08:14.000 Everything is everyone else's fault.

00:08:16.000 And nowhere is this plague more present than in the land of the television.

00:08:22.000 What's up, guys?

00:08:23.000 I'm Joey Salads, and date rape is a big problem in today's society. 1.00

00:08:26.000 So I'm out here at a bar today, and I'm going to figure out how easy it is to drug a girl. 1.00

00:08:31.000 What kind of drinks do you guys get?

00:08:34.000 Is it good?

00:08:36.000 All right, that's Joey Salads.

00:08:38.000 This bit has nothing to do with Joey Salads or that video where he roofied a girl.

00:08:42.000 He didn't actually roofie her, but he put a pill in her drink and then said, what are you doing, you guys?

00:08:48.000 You let me drug her. 1.00

00:08:49.000 You got to be more on your guard.

00:08:52.000 It's got 15 million views.

00:08:53.000 Joey's a very successful YouTuber.

00:08:55.000 But the reason I want to have him on the show is because, A, he has the worst tattoos in America.

00:09:03.000 And B, he grew up with this Pete Davidson kid who just got a tattoo of Hillary Clinton that was viral this weekend.

00:09:13.000 Hillary Clinton even responded to it.

00:09:15.000 And I just see that and I think, what the hell have you done, dude?

00:09:19.000 Could you be more of a cuck?

00:09:22.000 So let's talk to his best friend his whole life and find out just what the hell's going on with this brutal tattoo.

00:09:28.000 Joey, are you there?

00:09:30.000 I'm here.

00:09:31.000 Dude, I'm just reading my favorite website, Hello Giggles.

00:09:35.000 And the headline is, Pete Davidson unveiled his Hillary Clinton tattoo, and her response was everything.

00:09:43.000 What's that?

00:09:49.000 Thanks, Pete Davidson, wrote Clinton, who shared her most uncomfortable moment, blah, blah, blah.

00:09:53.000 This makes it significantly less awkward that I've had a Pete Davidson tattoo for years.

00:09:59.000 But seriously, I'm honored.

00:10:00.000 Merry Christmas, my friend.

00:10:02.000 Can you hold back the vomit in your mouth?

00:10:06.000 It's even worse because I've been best friends with this kid before he did SNL, then we stopped being friends.

00:10:15.000 So it's kind of upsetting to see an old friend become a Hillary supporting cook like that, you know?

00:10:22.000 Well, you guys were close when you were little kids.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, we were friends up until like third grade to seniors in high school.

00:10:31.000 I'm only 24.

00:10:32.000 I'm not like, I look 30, but I'm only 24.

00:10:37.000 I think it might be, you know, he lost his dad at 9-11, and he's kind of a, you know, he's a Brooklyn guy with all these, all these SNL people.

00:10:46.000 They're all like rich people from all over the country.

00:10:49.000 And maybe he doesn't feel like he belongs and he's looking for a family.

00:10:52.000 So he just sort of cucks himself with this ass licky tattoo.

00:10:57.000 And now that's like Brooklyn, but also them.

00:11:00.000 I don't know.

00:11:00.000 It just seems desperate.

00:11:03.000 Yeah, he's just trying to fit in.

00:11:04.000 He was like that ever since he started doing comedy.

00:11:07.000 Like when he supported Obama, he didn't even know why he supported Obama.

00:11:11.000 He just did it because he was hanging out with a bunch of black friends that thought he was cool.

00:11:16.000 That's really it.

00:11:18.000 Well, I have a theory, too, that I think he might be sort of imitating you in a way because you have nothing but stupid tattoos.

00:11:31.000 That's my theme, my body theme.

00:11:34.000 Me too.

00:11:35.000 I got Crickety Cricket because my son thought Jiminy Cricket was crickety cricket.

00:11:39.000 I got hamsters, gravestone, aren't thou bored from that Slim Jim ad?

00:11:45.000 And I have a tattoo of an ass on my ass, but I think you might have me beat.

00:11:49.000 Can we see some of your worst?

00:11:52.000 Let's see.

00:11:52.000 I mean, obviously, I got a vine tattoo.

00:11:56.000 Oh, shit.

00:11:58.000 There's a water bottle.

00:12:00.000 It's like an ogre-looking dad.

00:12:03.000 A turkey with its head chopped off.

00:12:04.000 A phone that looks like a chili pepper.

00:12:07.000 Why?

00:12:08.000 A TV.

00:12:10.000 An Xbox, a computer.

00:12:13.000 And this all has to do with like vine videos I made in the past.

00:12:17.000 Right.

00:12:18.000 Let's see.

00:12:19.000 I'll show you the leg ones.

00:12:20.000 I want to see the leg ones.

00:12:21.000 Yeah, let's see the leg ones. 0.89

00:12:23.000 Didn't Pete say, what, you're moving to LA to do vines?

00:12:28.000 What the hell are you thinking?

00:12:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:31.000 He was like, I was like my going away party to go to L.A., and he's like, you're moving to L.A. because of vine?

00:12:37.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:12:38.000 And then he left.

00:12:39.000 It was the last time I ever seen him.

00:12:41.000 Really?

00:12:42.000 Yeah, this.

00:12:45.000 That's hard to see.

00:12:47.000 This one's a penis. 0.84

00:12:49.000 Oh, wonderful.

00:12:51.000 I don't want to do this.

00:12:52.000 And he's got a little hat on.

00:12:54.000 He's on his way to work.

00:12:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:57.000 He was originally supposed to be like The Mr. Peanut guy with like a monocle and like a cane, like tap dancing.

00:13:05.000 Yeah, I was like, it looked too much like the Mr. Peanut guy, so I made them change it to the Mr. Penis guy.

00:13:13.000 Peanut.

00:13:14.000 Yeah, maybe you'd have Mr. Penis. 1.00

00:13:16.000 This one's my favorite.

00:13:18.000 What is that now?

00:13:19.000 Guess what it says?

00:13:20.000 Oh, I know this tattoo.

00:13:23.000 It's like kung pai chicken or something.

00:13:25.000 Yeah, pork fried rice.

00:13:27.000 Pork fried rice, yeah.

00:13:29.000 Every Chinese place I go to, I always pop it up.

00:13:32.000 I'm like, I want this, and they hysterically laugh.

00:13:35.000 You know, tattoos, stupid tattoos on guys like us are kind of a way of saying we don't think that we're special.

00:13:44.000 Look, I'll just draw my arm here forever.

00:13:47.000 Like, men are different than women. 1.00

00:13:49.000 I hate seeing a woman with a big chess piece, like a big eagle or something, or a squid down. 1.00

00:13:54.000 Like, I'm like, lady, lady, this comes from sailors.

00:13:56.000 It sort of means like, I don't care.

00:13:59.000 But Pete Davidson doing this.

00:14:01.000 And by the way, his dad killed in 9-11, murdered by Muslim terrorists. 0.88

00:14:06.000 As you pointed out the other day, she got dads killed in Benghazi, but this guy's so cucked that not even a terrorist attack can wake him up to the dangers of multiculturalism and leftist politics.

00:14:21.000 Yeah, he's just surrounded in that little bubble of his SNL.

00:14:25.000 They're all just...

00:14:37.000 So it just made him hate me more.

00:14:39.000 And he's just, I don't know.

00:14:42.000 When you're stuck in a bubble like that and you want to fit in, that's what happens.

00:14:45.000 You get Hillary Clinton tattoos.

00:14:47.000 Well, it's a remarkably intolerant button.

00:14:49.000 My wife was out with some friends the other day, lesbians, and they said, we wouldn't be welcome in your home anymore. 0.99

00:14:55.000 And that is just so untrue.

00:14:57.000 And if you want the truth, we're the ones not welcome in their home.

00:15:01.000 They're the ones shutting the doors and saying, I'll never speak to you again.

00:15:05.000 We never cut anyone off.

00:15:06.000 They're the cutters' offers.

00:15:08.000 Yeah, it's like you gotta be really like, there's gotta be something like, I would never unfriend somebody because of a political belief.

00:15:17.000 Like, I would still be friends with Pete even after he gets that stupid tattoo.

00:15:21.000 I'll tell him it's stupid, but I wouldn't stop being friends with him.

00:15:25.000 I've noticed I've probably lost like 10 dozen friends because of my Trump tweets on Facebook.

00:15:31.000 Yeah.

00:15:32.000 The entire creative class, all of comedy.

00:15:35.000 Anyone in New York who's creative is you're done.

00:15:38.000 Yeah, it's it's weird.

00:15:42.000 It shows a lot about that personality that they can't be friends with anybody else that thinks the way they do.

00:15:47.000 Well, Joey, we just watched some of your videos before we started this interview.

00:15:52.000 It's fun to see you out there taking risks.

00:15:54.000 And something just occurred to me as we were doing this interview.

00:15:57.000 It's possible that as far as the stupid tattoos competition goes, Pete may have actually won.

00:16:03.000 He may have just trumped us to a new level.

00:16:06.000 You can't get any stupider than that.

00:16:08.000 There's nothing.

00:16:12.000 Tell me a tattoo that's stupider than that.

00:16:15.000 I mean, if a woman sees that when she goes home with them, she's going to dry up like the Sahara Desert. 1.00

00:16:21.000 No woman is turned on by that.

00:16:23.000 What a dork.

00:16:27.000 All right, Joey, thanks for coming on the show.

00:16:28.000 Let's have you back again soon.

00:16:30.000 Ben, see you.

00:16:31.000 Cheers, buddy.

00:16:35.000 Hi guys, you're familiar with this, right?

00:16:37.000 Let's roll the tape.

00:16:38.000 It's obviously that fetish we all have where an erratic, damaged Japanese woman who's on bass salts pours mustard on bananas and makes a mess with them and puts them in a blender and knocks over stuff. 1.00

00:16:52.000 You know that fetish we all have.

00:16:54.000 I mean, is this an example that we've gone too far down the wormhole of pornography?

00:17:00.000 This shows you that masturbation has become an epidemic.

00:17:03.000 If this is a thing, erratic banana messes from Japan, then we are masturbating too much. 0.69

00:17:09.000 I think it leads to the transgender stuff.

00:17:11.000 I think it leads to people being secluded.

00:17:13.000 I think it's led to rampant feminism and anger at men. 1.00

00:17:16.000 I think it's led to men just giving up on women.

00:17:19.000 There's evidence that shows it leads to half a million divorces a year masturbation. 0.65

00:17:24.000 When porn is introduced into a marriage, the divorce rates double. 0.98

00:17:28.000 Look at this.

00:17:28.000 This isn't good.

00:17:30.000 Look at what this woman is doing. 1.00

00:17:31.000 Look at what men are now being turned on by because they've become so secluded.

00:17:36.000 It's pathetic.

00:17:37.000 So I want to introduce to you a solution.

00:17:40.000 It's called no wings.

00:17:42.000 I've been pushing this for a while now.

00:17:44.000 You can only masturbate once every 30 days.

00:17:46.000 You can't watch pornography ever.

00:17:48.000 Maybe you can that one session every 30 days.

00:17:52.000 But you can only ejaculate in the presence of a significant other, of a lady, within a yard.

00:17:57.000 Sorry, gays and women, this doesn't apply to you. 1.00

00:17:59.000 So she has to meet within a yard, and it has to be consensual. 0.62

00:18:02.000 Because even then, let's say she's pregnant or not in the mood or menstruating or whatever, you're still establishing a connection.

00:18:07.000 And that's incredibly healthy.

00:18:08.000 Check out the guys behind NoFap.

00:18:10.000 Check out the lectures, Your Brain on Porn.

00:18:14.000 Your brain releases endorphins when you're with all these tens and it says, you're kicking ass.

00:18:18.000 And then you go out in the real world and you go, I'm a loser.

00:18:20.000 It's the same with video games.

00:18:21.000 Excessive video games, you're rescuing your buddy in Nom.

00:18:24.000 And then you get on the street and you go, I don't have a buddy in Nom.

00:18:27.000 You have to stay in reality.

00:18:28.000 Your endorphins have to be justified.

00:18:30.000 Now, I've been pushing this for a long time.

00:18:32.000 I didn't just come up with this this afternoon.

00:18:34.000 I've been pushing this for years.

00:18:35.000 It started as a bad idea with this comedian, Dante Nero, and we both realized we're just better guys.

00:18:41.000 We sing in the shower.

00:18:42.000 We're more confident.

00:18:43.000 We're more able to handle confrontation.

00:18:45.000 We don't care what people think.

00:18:46.000 You're more of a man.

00:18:48.000 Millennials, single men, this will get you off the couch and courting women, talking to women. 0.90

00:18:54.000 Dante calls it a brick.

00:18:55.000 You got to lay five bricks a day.

00:18:57.000 Five times a day, single men have to go, hey, how you doing?

00:18:59.000 Hey, nice dress.

00:19:00.000 Just any kind of contact.

00:19:01.000 And married men, I think it's even more crucial for married men because you have a fight with your wife.

00:19:06.000 You're sleeping on the couch and you go, this is real bad.

00:19:08.000 Like, I'm going to sexually starve to death out here in the tundra unless I make up with her.

00:19:13.000 And you end up making up more.

00:19:15.000 I think with pornography, when you're in the doghouse, you start drifting apart.

00:19:18.000 And that's the 500,000 divorces a year. 0.88

00:19:21.000 So guys, I know this sounds crazy.

00:19:23.000 It sounds like I'm saying never turn left on a Thursday or stop eating bananas.

00:19:28.000 But I am saying stop watching banana porn.

00:19:31.000 Or more importantly, I'm saying give up on porn and come back to reality because it's ruining your life.

00:19:41.000 A Christmas story was written by the guy who did Porky's, I believe.

00:19:46.000 He heard something about a kid's Christmas in the car on the way home and he turned it into a movie.

00:19:52.000 And it's a great movie about Cleveland in the 50s.

00:19:55.000 Segregated Cleveland, very white Cleveland, sorry. 0.53

00:19:59.000 But as adults living in a country that has a predominantly white background, we watch stuff like that and we're fine with it. 1.00

00:20:06.000 It's like if we emigrated to Japan and it was Japanese Christmas Day, you would go, oh yeah, there was the Emperor Sorihototo.

00:20:14.000 You wouldn't go, I want him to be white sorihoto. 1.00

00:20:17.000 But a Christmas story live was live, and it totally bastardized the movie to the point of ruining it.

00:20:26.000 They ruined the whole story.

00:20:28.000 Now, there's things you don't really mind, like they made his best friend black, where you sort of go, um, isn't this segregated schools back then?

00:20:36.000 Okay, fine.

00:20:38.000 Or they had, when they go to the Chinese restaurant, there's a, they go, we're the only ones here. 1.00

00:20:43.000 And then a Jewish lady pops around the corner and goes, not the only ones. 0.99

00:20:47.000 But then it started getting weirder and weirder.

00:20:49.000 Like, for example, that Jewish lady, she talks, they do a whole spiel about Hanukkah. 0.97

00:20:53.000 Now Cleveland is all about Hanukkah.

00:20:56.000 And you go, ah, okay, fine.

00:20:59.000 And then she says this weird thing where she goes, you know, Christmas makes us Jews feel different.

00:21:04.000 And different is better, right?

00:21:06.000 And you go, oh, okay.

00:21:07.000 I think we're kind of straying from a Christmas story here.

00:21:11.000 Then they make Santa black.

00:21:14.000 Have you got that picture?

00:21:16.000 And you go, this kind of, this annoys me, black Santa. 1.00

00:21:19.000 And of course, the liberal response is always, why do you care?

00:21:23.000 You got a problem with that?

00:21:24.000 Why do you care what people want to do for Christmas?

00:21:26.000 He's fictional.

00:21:27.000 And I go, there's an underpinning of going to sit on a white Santa's lap if you're not white is somehow worshiping white people and being a sellout. 0.73

00:21:38.000 There's something going on in America today where, you know, you name yourself Shaniqua because Jennifer would make you look like a cuck to the white race. 0.72

00:21:49.000 You would look like you were selling out.

00:21:50.000 And I think it's the majority of people here.

00:21:54.000 Get into it.

00:21:54.000 Even, and this is a little more controversial, but I even think Jews should celebrate Santa.

00:21:59.000 It's not the flying Jesus, man.

00:22:01.000 And all my Jewish friends in California celebrate Santa.

00:22:05.000 You know, get in on it.

00:22:06.000 It's fun.

00:22:08.000 There doesn't have to be this sense of animosity.

00:22:10.000 And to inject political correctness into such a wholesome old-timey story, it just makes us look so weak.

00:22:17.000 Like we can't handle the fact that things were different half a century ago, right after a world war.

00:22:23.000 Grow up.

00:22:24.000 But one of the stupidest examples of political correctness ruining this movie, and they did ruin it, were girls. 1.00

00:22:31.000 There's a scene in it where they're talking about standing up to bullies, and it's like, when you're a wimp, oh, life's tough when you're a wimp.

00:22:40.000 Doodly boop, bidoop.

00:22:42.000 Girls are not wimps. 1.00

00:22:45.000 Girls are naturally weaker than men, physically. 1.00

00:22:49.000 But at the beginning of this scene, they have the bullies come in and they're beating up the kids.

00:22:53.000 And then they drag two girls and spin them around and throw them in the snow. 1.00

00:22:56.000 And then the girls are talking about how when they're a wimp, and then part of the musical is about, mmm, getting tough, and I'm going to come back 10 times as strong and beat up this bully. 0.57

00:23:06.000 And you go, you know what?

00:23:07.000 Even updating that to 2017 is absurd.

00:23:11.000 Little girls don't get beaten up by male bullies and called wimps. 1.00

00:23:16.000 That's insane.

00:23:18.000 And the idea that when that happens, that women are going to, little girls are going to start doing push-ups and finally get their drothers to bop them in the nose is just stupid too.

00:23:28.000 Political correctness is a war on fun.

00:23:31.000 It's a war on America.

00:23:32.000 It's a war on everything we enjoy.

00:23:34.000 We're adult enough to look at something in the past and recognize that there was racism and sexism and blah, dee-dee, blah, blah, blah.

00:23:41.000 We're old enough to realize that 1950 is different from 2017.

00:23:45.000 But apparently, the people in LA are not.

00:23:48.000 And when they do a live version of this classic story, they have to drench it in agenda until the whole thing is a complete flop and it was truly despised by the entire country.

00:24:04.000 How you doing?

00:24:05.000 Good.

00:24:06.000 Boston.

00:24:06.000 Where are you from?

00:24:07.000 How's Boston doing?

00:24:09.000 Same as here.

00:24:10.000 No, it's not the same as here.

00:24:12.000 Boston is the most violent city I've ever been in in my life.

00:24:17.000 Not me.

00:24:17.000 Oh, come on.

00:24:18.000 If I were this in Boston, I would be stabbed.

00:24:21.000 I want Boston here, I think.

00:24:23.000 Nah, you'd be fine.

00:24:24.000 People go, that guy's fucking crazy.

00:24:26.000 What's he thinking?

00:24:28.000 I don't know about that.

00:24:29.000 I was at a strip club in Boston once, and I'm looking in between a lady's legs, and there's a dude there, because it's one of those wrap-around stages.

00:24:35.000 And he's looking at me like this, like, like, you want to go?

00:24:39.000 Through her legs? 0.97

00:24:40.000 Yeah.

00:24:40.000 So he's ignoring the naked lady, and he wants to fight.

00:24:43.000 But so were you?

00:24:44.000 Because he was going like this.

00:24:46.000 Like, you got a problem.

00:24:47.000 And I thought, this is Boston.

00:24:48.000 It's like a giant Irish bar.

00:24:50.000 But you're sitting in between looking through someone's legs at him.

00:24:53.000 I'm not going to not notice the guy that wants to fight.

00:24:56.000 It's a cave instinct.

00:24:57.000 Why do you guys want to fight so much?

00:24:59.000 I don't think we do.

00:25:03.000 Propaganda lies.

00:25:04.000 Fake news.

00:25:10.000 How would you possibly forgive somebody who would kill or maim in the name of white supremacy?

00:25:20.000 By the way, have you noticed that dorks always wear these sweaters?

00:25:24.000 It's especially true of lawyers in New York.

00:25:26.000 They'll wear a blazer on top of it.

00:25:27.000 I officially don't like anyone who wears a sweater like that.

00:25:30.000 Those are people who are irredeemable.

00:25:33.000 That is me in 1994, looking very much like somebody who is a terrorist.

00:25:39.000 For anyone who hasn't seen the story, An American Terrorist, the story was about...

00:25:47.000 So that was 60 Minutes Last Night, and it was all about the real threat to America.

00:25:52.000 Not Islam, no, domestic terrorism, namely Nazi skin hats. 0.86

00:25:57.000 And Scott Pelley got up there and told us that there are twice as many terror attacks from Nazis as there are from Muslims.

00:26:07.000 And we should really be scared of them.

00:26:09.000 And then they got this guy, Christian Porcelini.

00:26:11.000 I've known this guy, by the way, forever.

00:26:13.000 And he's mental.

00:26:14.000 He's been challenging me to a fight for years.

00:26:17.000 It's bordering on homosexual, really.

00:26:20.000 But it's about this ex-skinned head who came to terms with his hate and blah, blah, blah, and Charlottesville.

00:26:26.000 And they sit down with the ADL and they go, so there's more domestic terrorism than Islamic terrorism?

00:26:33.000 And by the way, they like to say since 9-11, so they can cut out that 3,000.

00:26:37.000 They can just trivialize those deaths.

00:26:39.000 And he goes, yes, right-wing terror.

00:26:42.000 I've looked this up, by the way.

00:26:43.000 You know how they get to those numbers?

00:26:44.000 Anytime there's any kind of violence and the person happens to be right-wing, like some redneck shoots another redneck because the guy had sex with his wife, that's domestic terrorism now. 0.71

00:26:55.000 Dylan Roof is domestic terrorism.

00:26:57.000 They don't see him as a lunatic.

00:26:59.000 They see him as this well-planned Confederate monster who was well connected with the white power Nazi scene.

00:27:05.000 I'll give you Dylan Roof.

00:27:07.000 I've denied it in the past.

00:27:08.000 I'll give you Dylan Roof.

00:27:09.000 That is white power terrorism, horrible evil.

00:27:12.000 Charlottesville, terrible.

00:27:13.000 Heather Heyer, terrible that she died.

00:27:16.000 Horrible.

00:27:17.000 But it's not a trend.

00:27:18.000 And all you have to do to know it's not a trend is sit in a chair.

00:27:23.000 Sit in a chair and sit there and go, all right, what has there been?

00:27:26.000 What has there been?

00:27:26.000 There was Fort Hood.

00:27:28.000 That was like 14 people, was it?

00:27:30.000 There was that guy who beheaded his boss, that Muslim, I think that was in Ohio or Oklahoma or something.

00:27:37.000 There was San Bernardino.

00:27:38.000 That was pretty big.

00:27:39.000 There was Pulse Nightclub.

00:27:41.000 Oh, we just had the eight people killed in New York.

00:27:46.000 We just had another attempted terror attack in New York a second ago.

00:27:50.000 We have had bombs going off in New York last year.

00:27:53.000 But Nazi skinheads are chasing me.

00:27:57.000 Now, I talked to Ezra Levant of rebel media about this, and he has an interesting theory about the ADL.

00:28:02.000 He says the ADL are hustlers, and they go up to rich old Jewish people who have justified PTSD from World War II.

00:28:10.000 And by the way, they're kids.

00:28:12.000 You talk to baby boomers, and they talk to their grandfather, and they have a form of sort of hereditary PTSD from hearing all these stories.

00:28:19.000 So they have this fear of Nazis, right?

00:28:22.000 And the ADL goes in there, and they go, I don't really get checks when I talk about Islam, but when I talk about Nazis, I get checks.

00:28:28.000 So I'm going to pretend that this guy is right, and there's Nazis looming around every corner, and they get paid.

00:28:35.000 So they're preying on people who have trauma in their lives.

00:28:39.000 Meanwhile, did you see Edmonton today?

00:28:43.000 Look at this.

00:28:53.000 Now, this is a riot that's going on.

00:28:58.000 There's this missing Muslim woman, and her husband is there.

00:29:04.000 Her husband is acting very Scott Peterson about the whole thing, by the way.

00:29:08.000 Very calm, very unconcerned about the fact that the mother of his child is gone.

00:29:13.000 They found her car, they found her phone.

00:29:15.000 And there's rioting in the streets and fighting.

00:29:17.000 I think the Muslim community thinks it's him, and they've been threatening to beat him up.

00:29:22.000 Look how calm he is.

00:29:22.000 Look at him.

00:29:23.000 Look at this other clip.

00:29:24.000 He's punching you, Ali.

00:29:26.000 I don't know.

00:29:28.000 I have no answers for that.

00:29:30.000 Let police do their job.

00:29:33.000 Why did that happen?

00:29:34.000 I don't understand.

00:29:36.000 Let people are emotional, and you have to be understandable in that moment.

00:29:40.000 Somebody called you a murderer.

00:29:41.000 How does that feel?

00:29:43.000 That's understandable.

00:29:46.000 It's all connecting to the police system and to the justice system.

00:29:51.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:29:53.000 Now, I just chose that as a random little anecdotal dip into Islam in the West.

00:29:59.000 There's Edmonton.

00:30:00.000 I think of Edmonton as the Edmonton Oilers.

00:30:02.000 I think of Winnipeg.

00:30:03.000 I think of freezing cold hunters and hockey, but not anymore.

00:30:07.000 Now you think of Muslims fighting each other because they're mad about a potentially dead woman.

00:30:13.000 Now, can you imagine if that was Nazi skinheads?

00:30:16.000 Can you imagine if a Nazi skinhead ran down eight people, not one in Charlottesville, but eight people on the West Side Highway, and they found a Nazi skinhead a week later with a bomb on his belt.

00:30:25.000 And then you go up to Edmonton, there's all these Nazi skinheads where one of the Nazi skinhead wives is gone, and the Nazi skinhead seems super calm.

00:30:33.000 I would become a liberal.

00:30:34.000 I would go, you guys are right.

00:30:37.000 But that's not the case.

00:30:38.000 The case is a giant hustle.

00:30:41.000 And the frustrating part about it is how effective it is.

00:30:45.000 *music*

00:30:50.000 I don't know if that's going to do any good until we get that arrow out of them.

00:30:52.000 It's a foreign object filled with bacteria.

00:30:55.000 The body's trying to fight it, but can't.

00:30:57.000 So white blood cells, fever, systemic inflammation.

00:31:02.000 Antibiotics are fighting a losing battle.

00:31:06.000 All right, so that's the Punisher.

00:31:08.000 I don't know how these single people with no kids can watch 15 shows. 0.99

00:31:13.000 I can only really handle one show.

00:31:15.000 So my show is The Punisher.

00:31:16.000 I like seeing justified violence.

00:31:19.000 I don't want you to just punch a kid on the street, but if someone is murdering someone, it's good to see them getting taken out.

00:31:25.000 But in this one scene, he's been shot with an arrow through the chest by some bad guys.

00:31:31.000 He's up against the whole government in this show.

00:31:34.000 So he goes through some rocky times.

00:31:37.000 But anyway, his old war buddy, one of the few people who knows that he's actually still alive, is going to operate along him, is going to operate on him here and remove an arrow from his back.

00:31:47.000 Well, yeah.

00:31:48.000 And I'm watching it going, can we talk to an expert, please?

00:31:51.000 Can we talk to a surgeon, a thoracic surgeon, about how accurate this is?

00:31:56.000 So let's go through it with Dr. Daryl Wyman.

00:31:59.000 Dr. Wyman, are you there, sir?

00:32:02.000 I am, Mr. McGinnis.

00:32:03.000 Now, you're a man who spends hours and hours inside people's chest cavities.

00:32:10.000 That's correct.

00:32:11.000 Just getting in there.

00:32:12.000 There's a vein there.

00:32:13.000 Sometimes blood will just go right in your face.

00:32:16.000 Oh, you're worried about hepatitis?

00:32:19.000 That's true.

00:32:21.000 You know, back in the early 1800s, I believe, in London, your job was delegated to the homeless because They thought it was so gross, they'd pay a bum to saw a leg off, and they would sort of be in the other room.

00:32:36.000 I wasn't practicing back in that era, but having read some historical works on medicine and surgery, you're right.

00:32:44.000 Well, as far as respectability goes, you've really come up in the past 200 years.

00:32:50.000 I think that's correct.

00:32:51.000 There's definitely more stature now than there was in 1802.

00:32:57.000 Speaking of which, I was watching my new favorite show, The Punisher, and I think all married men with kids, they like fantasizing about what they would do if anyone hurt their family and the revenge they would get. 0.57

00:33:09.000 It's just such pure violence, you know.

00:33:13.000 And there's a scene where he's up against the entire government now.

00:33:16.000 I think they're hiding something big.

00:33:18.000 And he gets shot with an arrow through the chest.

00:33:22.000 And I'm watching this thinking, I don't know, man.

00:33:26.000 I wish Daryl was here.

00:33:27.000 Can we go through this operation together?

00:33:30.000 Sure.

00:33:31.000 All right.

00:33:32.000 So it starts out, he's checking.

00:33:37.000 I guess he's put him under, right?

00:33:38.000 He's got some sort of.

00:33:41.000 It looks like he's either passed out from the pain or they gave him something.

00:33:47.000 The arrow stub you can see is coming out through the upper right chest.

00:33:54.000 And they talk about him having a fever of 104 degrees Fahrenheit and a blood pressure of 90 systolic.

00:34:03.000 So the blood pressure is a little low.

00:34:05.000 The temperature is indicative of an infection.

00:34:09.000 And they say that they got to get the arrow out because even though they're going to give him fluids and antibiotics, the foreign body has to come out because that's going to be a source of infection that the antibiotics cannot reach and the fluids won't be enough to handle the infection.

00:34:29.000 Now, can I ask you something?

00:34:31.000 These women who have these IUDs up inside them, don't those work because their body's just confused and it's spending time trying to figure out what the hell is in them? 1.00

00:34:43.000 Yeah, that's causing an inflammatory response, but it's really outside the body.

00:34:48.000 When you stop and think, there's a communication really to the atmosphere.

00:34:53.000 So these foreign bodies don't get into the abdominal cavity or the chest cavity like this penetrating arrow does. 0.55

00:35:03.000 So it's a different sequence here.

00:35:05.000 It's sort of like if it was in your mouth.

00:35:07.000 Correct.

00:35:08.000 I see.

00:35:09.000 Because I just, something, I'm just uneasy with anything in someone.

00:35:13.000 Even my son, he's got a palate expander, and I just, I don't like that in his body.

00:35:18.000 Like, get it out of there.

00:35:19.000 Well, inside your mouth, it's got a lot of bacteria there anyway. 0.77

00:35:23.000 It's not in the sterile cavities of the chest, the cranium, the abdomen, where it would be a big problem.

00:35:31.000 So if you have an arrowhead in your back, your body is using up 100% of its stuff, its white blood cells or whatever, to go break that down or something, to attack it?

00:35:44.000 It won't be 100%, but the body does have a response to a foreign body within a sterile cavity.

00:35:50.000 Blood cells of a nature that would fight infection are going there, but they won't be enough to take out an arrow.

00:35:59.000 The arrow has bacteria in it.

00:36:01.000 It had bacteria from the time it was in the quiver, if you will.

00:36:06.000 And when it goes through the skin, it tracks bacteria from the skin.

00:36:10.000 It tracks any shirt material or any other type of material that tracks in with the missile will also have bacteria in it.

00:36:23.000 And that bacteria won't be eradicated by antibiotics because there's no blood flow to the foreign body to bring the antibiotics to it.

00:36:30.000 So you have to remove the foreign bodies in general. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Because you often hear about people shot in the butt or something, and the bullet will just stay in their butt for the rest of their life.

00:36:39.000 Bullets are a little bit different, though, because when they leave the weapon, the heat that's been generated from the explosion kills any bacteria on that foreign body.

00:36:39.000 Sure.

00:36:51.000 But if the bullet brings in bacteria from like the clothing that it tracks into the wound tract, then that will lead to a wound infection and that will have to be dealt with at a later time.

00:37:04.000 Skin also that gets tracked into the wound, there's bacteria on the skin, and that may lead to an infection.

00:37:10.000 The body can handle some bacteria, but not a lot of bacteria.

00:37:14.000 Okay, so I think the moral here is if you're going to be in a situation where you could get shot in the butt, make sure you have clean butt cheeks and fresh underwear on.

00:37:23.000 Okay, let's get back to this punisher punishing us.

00:37:23.000 Yes.

00:37:27.000 Ooh.

00:37:29.000 Now you said you had trouble with some students sometimes.

00:37:32.000 They would pass out.

00:37:34.000 Yes.

00:37:36.000 Because this guy's about to go.

00:37:38.000 Yeah, it's a pretty graphic show.

00:37:40.000 A lot of violence.

00:37:41.000 A lot of it is very realistic.

00:37:45.000 And I don't think that I would recommend that young children be watching this show.

00:37:51.000 Does that look plausible?

00:37:52.000 You'd go in there with those kind of scissors to get the arrowhead out?

00:37:56.000 Well, what we generally do in a wound like is depicted in this episode of The Punisher is we would open up the chest through a separate incision, and we would then look inside the chest and see where the foreign body is and see if there's any major blood vessels or cardiac tissue or lung tissue that might bleed when we take the foreign body out.

00:38:21.000 If there's any major blood vessels, if you take the foreign body out before you get control of the blood vessel, then the foreign body, which might be tamponading any bleeding, and you take it out, the patient can bleed to death.

00:38:35.000 So we get in there.

00:38:37.000 That's always why they say if you see someone with like rebars sticking out of their chest, don't touch it, take the whole kitten caboodle to the hospital.

00:38:44.000 Exactly.

00:38:44.000 We want to get proximal and distal control on any vascular structures before we take the foreign body out, because then when we take the foreign body out, if we've got clamps proximally and distally, then we can just fix the blood vessel injury very easily with no blood loss.

00:38:59.000 Speaking of foreign Bodies. 1.00

00:39:00.000 Have you noticed that Brazilian women are more pulcritudinous? 1.00

00:39:04.000 They seem more buxom and have bigger posteriors.

00:39:08.000 I have no experience with that, Mr. McGinnis.

00:39:11.000 Okay, so you pretend to be an expert on foreign bodies, but there's a lot you still don't know.

00:39:15.000 I'm not pretending about Buttocks foreign bodies. 1.00

00:39:18.000 I'm pretending on thoracic foreign bodies.

00:39:20.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:39:21.000 Okay.

00:39:22.000 So here he pours booze on it.

00:39:25.000 That just happened in the background there.

00:39:27.000 Is that realistic?

00:39:29.000 It sort of is because there's an alcohol content to the beverage.

00:39:34.000 And we use alcohol-based liquids to sterilize the skin area before we make our incisions.

00:39:41.000 We prep and drape sterally before making any incisions.

00:39:45.000 It doesn't take care of all the bacteria on the skin, but it takes care of most of the bacteria on the skin.

00:39:51.000 And the theory is that any bacteria that does remain, it'll be of such a small amount that the body can take care of it with its own immune response.

00:40:01.000 Oh, I see.

00:40:02.000 Now, at the very end of this, he gets a piece of steel hot and he burns the wound.

00:40:08.000 He cauterizes it, he says.

00:40:10.000 Why wouldn't you just stitch it up?

00:40:12.000 Generally, we do.

00:40:14.000 The skin and the subcutaneous tissue, there's usually not any significant bleeding that would require what was done on the show.

00:40:22.000 We do have electrocautery going in and cauterizing small little vessels.

00:40:30.000 But in a situation like this, any bleeding site that we would see, we would either suture or just keep pressure on it because the skin and the subcutaneous tissue really doesn't have significant blood vessels that would lead to hemorrhage.

00:40:46.000 Usually pressure alone will stop the bleeding.

00:40:49.000 Okay, so overall, you would say this scene where the punisher has his arrow taken out was accurate.

00:40:56.000 Many of the steps were accurate.

00:40:59.000 I would not have been able to agree with what they did based on the fact that it looked like they were going into the thoracic cavity without any way to ventilate the patient with positive pressure ventilation.

00:41:13.000 When you open up the chest and he's not on a ventilator with positive pressure ventilation, you'll cause a pneumothorax.

00:41:19.000 He wouldn't have been able to breathe under those circumstances and he probably would have died.

00:41:24.000 You've got to have a way of inflating the lung when you open up the chest and they just didn't have it.

00:41:30.000 But he didn't go in through the chest like you would.

00:41:32.000 He went in through the back.

00:41:34.000 Yeah, you can go in through the back.

00:41:35.000 It would have been difficult in this situation because the scapula, the shoulder blade, is in your way.

00:41:41.000 Now, we have ways of elevating the scapula to get into the thoracic cavity, which they did not depict in their show.

00:41:50.000 Going through the scapula would have been very difficult.

00:41:52.000 I see.

00:41:54.000 The shoulder blade gets in the way.

00:41:55.000 Okay, well, last question.

00:41:57.000 If I was a vigilante who was murdering secret government officials and I showed up at your door and I said, Daryl, you've got to help me out, man.

00:42:06.000 I got an arrow in me and I can't call the cops.

00:42:09.000 How much would you have to be paid to take it out of my back?

00:42:13.000 You know, it's hard to answer that question because under those circumstances, you always have to do what's best for the patient.

00:42:23.000 Well, the government thinks I'm dead.

00:42:25.000 The government has written me off after I came back from Afghanistan.

00:42:29.000 So if you tell the feds that I'm at your house, I will be killed again.

00:42:35.000 The best option for the patient is to still go to the hospital, control conditions, save the life first, Mr. McGinnis.

00:42:42.000 You just killed me!

00:42:44.000 You just killed me by bringing me to the feds.

00:42:48.000 I beg to differ.

00:42:50.000 I think that I will have saved you.

00:42:52.000 Well, I'm first.

00:42:52.000 Okay.

00:42:53.000 You know, I'm inspired.

00:42:55.000 I'm happy that we went through this because you watch TV and it looks so phony, but it's nice to know that someone takes the time to sort of, they clearly check this out with a doctor, and it's nice to know that someone took the time to do a thorough job of telling a story.

00:43:12.000 I think they do have medical experts giving them medical opinions.

00:43:17.000 Some of it was very good, some of it was beyond the pale, but that's okay.

00:43:21.000 It's a TV show.

00:43:22.000 They have artistic license.

00:43:24.000 Well, thank you for guiding us through this, Dr. Wyman.

00:43:28.000 And we'd love to have you back for every single medical scene we see in every single movie.

00:43:34.000 You're going to force me to watch The Punisher?

00:43:36.000 It's a good show.

00:43:38.000 All right.

00:43:39.000 I'll try to keep up with you then.

00:43:41.000 All right.

00:43:41.000 Thank you, sir.

00:43:42.000 You're very welcome.

00:43:43.000 Thank you.

00:43:43.000 Have a good one.

00:43:50.000 It's Gabber!

00:43:50.000 What?

00:43:59.000 This is what happens when you work too hard and you get too high.

00:44:03.000 Look at this guy.

00:44:06.000 Hey, ho, ho, huppa, doopa, doopa, doopa, doopa, doopa, day.

00:44:12.000 This is especially fun with the sound off.

00:44:16.000 Look at that.

00:44:18.000 Poor bastards.

00:44:19.000 You know, this actually, strangely enough, makes me miss manufacturing.

00:44:22.000 If people worked so hard that they had to party this hard, we were a hard-working nation.

00:44:27.000 Britain used to manufacture, America used to manufacture, and we used to have to party this hard to get our yayas out.

00:44:35.000 Is it possible to ever go back to that?

00:44:36.000 Well, we'll probably have to stop watching a lot less TV.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 19, 2017

Get Off My Lawn #49 | Harv Cash

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