Dave Chappelle is joined by the lovely Tiana loveline Tania Lowe ( ) to talk about Christmas, feminism, and a bunch of other stuff. Dave also gets into a celebrity beef with Tim Heidecker.
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00:01:27.000Because it was a socialist country before Maggie Thatcher came along and liberated it and made everyone free and created a middle class by privatizing everything.
00:01:40.000You know, going to Britain, going to Scotland, you just sit in these giant homes with stone walls this thick, these beautiful homes, and you hear upper middle class people bitch about Thatcher and how horrible she was.
00:01:52.000And you think, have you looked around?
00:02:11.000And we'll talk to Joel Valdez, that college conservative who was literally attacked, physically attacked, by a professor at his school, an anti-fuck communist professor.
00:02:24.000And the school seems to be choosing the professor's side of things, hoping to expel the conservatives because that's what school is now.
00:05:31.000But so Eric's beef is my beef with a Christmas story live.
00:05:36.000He has that typical LA attitude of, why would you care?
00:05:39.000Why do you care that they didn't go far-ra-rah rah-rah?
00:05:42.000And it's kind of hard to explain to people who don't have kids.
00:05:45.000I didn't think he has kids, but apparently he does.
00:05:46.000He talks like most LA comedians who don't.
00:05:51.000You keep chipping away at traditional imagery and trying to reinvent the wheel.
00:05:57.000And people go, you got a problem with the black Santa?
00:06:00.000And you go, no, not really, but I have a problem that you had a problem with the original Santa.
00:06:06.000And when it becomes a pattern, well, now I'm getting annoyed.
00:06:10.000So I don't really, it's not like I need the Chinese kids to just put up the tweets as I'm talking, Dave.
00:06:16.000It's not that I'm mad that the Chinese kids in the show didn't go far-rah-rah rah rah.
00:06:22.000But when girls are being beaten up by a bully because they're wimps, when the Santa is black, when the Chinese Restaurant is all about Judaism when the Jewish lady says Jews are better in the movie.
00:06:38.000And then the girls are training to beat up a bully.
00:07:26.000But it was all like at one point, they're going to the Washington Monument and the black girl says, I don't want to go in there because it was built by slaves.
00:09:02.000They're not going to ruin the family by ruining a Christmas story.
00:09:05.000It's not going to end the American family, but it's just annoying that you're chipping away at it.
00:09:09.000And of course, if the rules were reversed and you were chipping away at Chitlins and Grits or anything that soul food or saying Motown is lame or chipping away at any other culture, you'd have a heart attack.
00:10:59.000I read about this in the Scotsman speaking of Willie the Groundskeeper.
00:11:02.000Gender stereotyping will be illegal in commercials in Britain.
00:11:09.000So if you have a woman who is a ballerina or a housewife, that will be illegal because that shows young girls that they should be housewives.
00:12:21.000And you'd think the school would go, hey, dude, I can handle that you're an anti-fa communist, but can you not attack our clients, our students, our bread and butter?
00:12:43.000All these conservative students, they are enforcing a restraining order, so they'll have to leave this professor alone.
00:12:49.000They have no interest in bothering the professor.
00:12:51.000So I'm suspicious that this restraining order is really an excuse to give them some false parameters that they'll accidentally violate by walking by him, And then they can get expelled from the school.
00:13:02.000Let's check in on Joel and listen to an update on this ridiculous situation.
00:13:27.000So the last time we spoke, you went to an event and one of your professors, who's a member of Antifa and a communist, leapt from his screaming podium and attacked you and your friend.
00:13:39.000We ended the interview saying, let's keep in touch, and we're keeping in touch.
00:13:46.000So the update on this story is the university has issued a no contact order against myself, the author of the campus reform article, and Blair, who recorded the video.
00:13:58.000So what a no-contact order is, it's essentially an on-campus restraining order.
00:14:03.000So if I have any contact with Suri Khan, either orally written or by third party, I can be expelled from the university.
00:14:50.000All right, I think it's going a little far.
00:14:52.000But to back all of those and then take the side of the attacker, it's downright bizarre.
00:14:58.000Yeah, and I had also asked them, what was the basis of issuing this no contact order?
00:15:04.000Like, essentially, what evidence did you have to put this in place?
00:15:07.000And the guy told me he hadn't even looked at the evidence yet.
00:15:12.000Well, I remember Yvette Falerca was doing this to another college Republican in Berkeley.
00:15:17.000She doesn't even go to Berkeley, but the idea was if I can get a restraining order and then I can get in his face, he will have violated his restraining order and I can arrest him.
00:15:27.000So this might have a more sinister backstory to it.
00:15:32.000Yeah, I mean, I honestly can't speak on what the intentions of the university are.
00:15:36.000We're going to have to, you know, do some more digging, but it seems that there is a strong bias against conservative students on campus.
00:15:45.000Now, are you continuing with the prosecution for his attack?
00:15:49.000Yeah, he actually had an arraignment on this past December 12th, and now he has to reappear in court for because the state's attorney is moving forward with those charges.
00:16:11.000The life of a conservative on campus in 2017.
00:16:16.000Yeah, see, I didn't have to think that this story would necessarily need to go national in order to get some attention from the university.
00:16:24.000I thought they would have been good people and just have dealt with it the moment it happened.
00:16:46.000Yeah, we also had the author of the article, Andrew Minnick.
00:16:51.000He was told in his interview with the Associate Dean of Students that if he wanted the story to die down, then he should probably stop writing articles about it.
00:19:38.000Well, that's a good place to start the title of my book.
00:19:41.000Well, I have to say, one of the reasons I wrote this book is I had an intellectual journey as well as a spiritual journey.
00:19:50.000I ended up in the Catholic Church in large part because of the church's teaching on homosexuality and how it responded to my life situation.
00:20:00.000I was raised as a Christian and as a believer, and I was confronted with the fact that I had these attractions to men, and I finally turned my back on my faith.
00:20:14.000I decided I was gay, founded a man to share my life with.
00:20:19.000But even while I was there in that, living that part of my life, this division of the world between gay and straight and these discrete categories of the sexual person just seemed odd and strange to me.
00:20:32.000And intellectually, they just didn't seem to make sense of my experience and of the historic human experience of multiple cultures throughout the centuries.
00:20:44.000Men throughout history have had sex with men.
00:20:50.000But it's not until the past 100 years or so, 150 years ago, that we've decided to make because you have sex with a member of the same sex, you are suddenly a different type of sexual creature.
00:21:04.000It just didn't make sense to me on an intellectual level that I'm a different sort of man, a different sort of sexual being in my essence than my brothers or my best friends or my father or whatever, just because I happen to like having sex with men.
00:21:39.000So many kids have this, in adolescence, this fleeting, oftentimes a fleeting attraction to the same sex.
00:21:47.000And it's only modern man that would say, well, as soon as you have even one iota of attraction to the same sex, it means you're not straight.
00:23:15.000But my uncle is a closeted gay, and he spent his whole life, and he's not particularly religious, but I think in the 50s in Scotland, it was a bad thing to be gay.
00:24:06.000And who you are now in this world is based on the feelings that you have, the inclinations that you have, rather than some sort of objective reality.
00:24:16.000And so feelings, this is how we get people who say, well, I identify, there's a fellow in Canada who's 56 years old who identifies now as a six-year-old girl.
00:26:22.000I'm open to marriage to a woman if that woman comes along that I'm attracted to.
00:26:27.000If she's broad-shouldered, has a crew cut, and no tits.
00:26:33.000You know, in this movie I was in, I actually, Desire of the Everlasting Hills, I was in this relationship with a man, and suddenly this woman came along in my life, and I wasn't supposed to be attracted to her because I'm a gay man.
00:26:50.000I put a stake in the ground, and I'm a gay man.
00:26:52.000You know, and I think this is one of the other traps of this gay straight divide, that you put yourself in this category.
00:27:02.000And either you're being in self-denial if you find someone of the opposite sex attracted, you're kind of betraying the cause, you're betraying your true self.
00:27:14.000And yet, I found this woman, and I was sexually attracted to her.
00:27:17.000And yes, we engaged in sex, and I loved it.
00:27:23.000You know, and I just read about a guy who was in a relationship with another guy in New York, and the guy that he was with used to have relationships with women.
00:27:35.000But they've been in this, quote-unquote, married for five, six years, and the guy who used to date women said, I'd like to have sex with women again.
00:28:39.000Sorry to interrupt, but isn't it just easier for you to control this urge because you're older now and your libido's down?
00:28:48.000I remember I was talking to a paralyzed guy and he said, you know, my adolescence was brutal, but now that I'm old and I don't have, I don't think about breasts every two seconds, it's a real relief.
00:29:01.000Isn't it easier for you to say no to sex when you're, I don't know how old you identify as, but you look like you're in your 50s?
00:29:08.000You know, I don't understand people who say that their libido diminishes as they get older.
00:31:16.000This is why I say in the book, how I reclaimed my sexual reality and found peace.
00:31:24.000That's the million-dollar point right there, is if it works and you're happier, I mean, the only time I would object to this is if you were miserable.
00:31:33.000Well, you know, it's I tried living the way that the world said, you know, hey, live your life as a gay man.
00:32:06.000Well, the reason they're not happy is they're living outside of God's plan for human sexuality.
00:32:11.000And they won't find peace until they find peace in the commandments of God.
00:32:18.000And this is one reason I wrote my book.
00:32:21.000They provide hope to people who say, man, I've tried this and it's not working out.
00:32:26.000I'm not trying to convert the world, but I'm trying to put a lifeboat Out there for people like me who found living out the gay life ultimately unsatisfying.
00:32:36.000Well, whatever works, Daniel, thanks for coming on the show.
00:33:36.000Yes, if she's pro-choice, she's gross.
00:33:40.000We don't have a lot of time here, but I was going through this.
00:33:43.000You know about this Amber Tamblin Rose McGowan thing?
00:33:46.000Yeah, it's, I mean, honestly, I think everyone just can't handle Rose McGowan because she's kind of willing to be pretty ruthless to anyone who is really hypocritical.
00:33:59.000I mean, I completely sympathize with Rose McGowan.
00:34:03.000And what she went through for years in silence and sort of all like the typical leftist Hollywood virtue signaling, people now jumping on the boat, pretending like they're an ally when they weren't there for her previously.
00:34:34.000So I believe it's because Georgina Chapman, who's Harvey Weinstein's soon-to-be ex-wife, who claims that she didn't know about any of this, she designed for Marcheza.
00:36:03.000The reason why I urge conservatives to not repel the Me Too movement is that it's not about this witch hunt of ordinary men.
00:36:13.000It is specifically about these very traditionally left-wing power structures that are extremely hierarchical, that are built around these sort of cults of personality.
00:36:24.000Think about what are conservative spheres.
00:38:25.000Billions in cocaine trafficking, which, okay, instinctually, the libertarian in me says, incredible case for a lot of people.
00:38:31.000cocaine legalization you know but okay not to quantificate here no this is insane so while this whole mueller investigation is going about potential trump russia collusion right now all smoke no gun none there is no gun you know you i mean there's nothing that we don't there's nothing that we know now that we didn't basically know before the american people elected donald trump i mean okay was was he far more putin friendly than I would have liked.
00:39:03.000It's not like there's no evidence right now that Russia was actively rigging the election against Hillary Clinton.
00:39:10.000And right now, it looks like there's far more of a case that Obama was helping out Putin than anyone else.
00:39:16.000I mean, simply because he let this guy, Ali Fayed, who was essentially a Putin agent, off in order to greasen the relations with Iran to pass the disastrous Iran deal, which hopefully we are turning back on.
00:39:33.000Well, he was just all about appeasing Muslims, and all they did was take advantage of him.
00:39:38.000Every time he gave them an inch, they took a mile.
00:39:40.000And the next thing you know, we've got Hezbollah making billions in cocaine money, funding terrorism.
00:39:45.000And we have an Iran deal that involved bringing them pallets of money and releasing prison.
00:39:51.000I mean, not releasing American prisoners.
00:39:54.000Well, not only is it pathetic, it's also, I mean, Hezbollah exists for one purpose and one purpose only, and that is getting rid of the Jews.
00:40:02.000And I mean, I am not the biggest Trump fan, but if you compare the, okay, rhetoric aside, you know, Trump side is rhetoric problems, Charlottesville and Obama's very virtue signal-y.
00:40:14.000Rhetoric aside, if you compare the treatment of Jews and specifically Israeli Jews, which reflects for all Jews on the international stage between the Obama administration, which is actively assisting and allowing Hezbollah to thrive, make billions of dollars a year on this illegal drug trafficking in comparison to Trump,
00:40:34.000who, while yes, there's been some sort of unfortunate platforming of anti-Semitic voices, has done the remarkable and actually fulfilled a campaign promise to move the capital of Israel to Jerusalem and recognize it finally at last.
00:40:50.000I mean, if you compare that treatment of the Jews, I mean, it's really.
00:40:54.000Trump is the most Jewish-friendly president we've ever had, and Obama was the least Jewish-friendly president we've ever had.
00:40:59.000But the left can't see that because the left only sees color.