Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 03, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #58 | NJ Teen Kills Family


Episode Stats

Length

43 minutes

Words per Minute

170.65688

Word Count

7,361

Sentence Count

692

Misogynist Sentences

44

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

A New Jersey teen with Asperger s kills his family, Iran blows up a plane, and a woman takes her hijab off as a symbol of feminism in protest of the hijab. Plus, a new trend of Christmas cards featuring strange kids.


Transcript

00:00:45.000 That was Arches of Loaf.
00:00:47.000 North Carolina band, very 90s band.
00:00:51.000 They never really made it.
00:00:53.000 Nirvana soared past them and they got carpal tunnel syndrome and just, they literally did, and quit.
00:01:02.000 That song is a great makeout song.
00:01:05.000 If you take a girl home and you guys are going to do it for sure, like you don't really have to seduce her, that's a good one to put on.
00:01:12.000 You just have your underwear on and maybe a beer in your hand, like party sex.
00:01:15.000 And then you, you got it all wrong.
00:01:18.000 You can't allow that.
00:01:22.000 Andrew WK is good for that too.
00:01:24.000 I'm not talking about seduction like Drake stuff.
00:01:27.000 I'm just talking about partying and beer and hold on a sec.
00:01:30.000 You know that kind of sex where you'll drink during the intercourse.
00:01:36.000 I haven't seen you guys in a while.
00:01:37.000 We had some banked episodes.
00:01:38.000 Today's New York Post, New Jersey teen kills family.
00:01:42.000 Asperger's guy.
00:01:44.000 They keep calling it a semi-automatic rifle that he used.
00:01:47.000 A normal rifle he used.
00:01:49.000 I haven't seen anyone make it about guns yet, but it just happened.
00:01:52.000 So we'll see.
00:01:55.000 He was homeschooled, kind of a mental patient, very blue-collar, hardworking, beautiful family.
00:02:00.000 All dead except the big brother and the grandpa who ran out the back door.
00:02:05.000 Lord, and this is, by the way, a day after this headline.
00:02:09.000 Last flight.
00:02:10.000 Jewish family, I assume, and they're from Scarsdale.
00:02:13.000 They've got red-hot chili peppers.
00:02:14.000 I live in Westchester.
00:02:15.000 Chili peppers are huge with families here.
00:02:17.000 I don't quite get it.
00:02:18.000 But yeah, remember on my Costa Rica podcast, I was talking about those one-engine prop Sansa planes that are illegal in the States, and they're all over Costa Rica?
00:02:27.000 That's what they were in.
00:02:28.000 Obliterated.
00:02:29.000 All dead.
00:02:30.000 They're going to have to use DNA to figure out who was there.
00:02:33.000 So that's horrific.
00:02:35.000 I'm glad I can finally throw these in the garbage.
00:02:37.000 Remember David Cross saying at Christmas he just opens cards over the garbage.
00:02:42.000 You just go, yeah, nice family.
00:02:43.000 But there's a new trend I've noticed this Christmas where you just send a card of kids.
00:02:50.000 And I don't know your kids.
00:02:52.000 I don't know who any of these people are.
00:02:54.000 I know my friends by their faces.
00:02:56.000 Sometimes they're drinking buddies and stuff.
00:02:58.000 I've never even seen their kids once.
00:03:00.000 So I've had my fireplace, my hearth, has been decorated with just strange kids.
00:03:06.000 That's new this year.
00:03:08.000 I think it's because, you know how women, especially when you get into your 40s, they hate the way they look in photos.
00:03:14.000 I think women see the pictures of themselves and go, no, let's not do that.
00:03:17.000 I want my angels in it.
00:03:19.000 That's fine if I'm your kindergarten teacher and I know your angels.
00:03:23.000 The Knights of Columbus Christmas card is about the only one where I recognize the angels.
00:03:28.000 So that's fun to finally throw a bunch of strange kids in the garbage.
00:03:33.000 Iran.
00:03:34.000 Iran.
00:03:36.000 Oh, Iran and Iraq are fighting each other.
00:03:38.000 Can't they both lose?
00:03:40.000 That's my favorite Kissinger quote ever.
00:03:43.000 Iran is blowing up.
00:03:44.000 And once again, the media's reaction is one of the most interesting things about it.
00:03:49.000 So Iranians are educated, ultimately Western people who don't like regimes.
00:03:55.000 It's not natural for them to be under oppression.
00:03:57.000 In North Korea, they've been oppressed for so long, or in China, it's been happening so long that it's in their DNA.
00:04:04.000 But I think Iranians are meant to be free.
00:04:06.000 So the ones that left in 1979 are called Persians, and they live here.
00:04:10.000 But the Iranians still back there, they don't like it anymore.
00:04:13.000 And there's a beautiful meme going around of a woman who took off her veil and she was waving it standing on like a hydro box.
00:04:20.000 And I hear she's in custody now.
00:04:22.000 But she's now up there with the guy who stood in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square.
00:04:28.000 Or there's that other famous picture of a bunch of people Zeke hiling.
00:04:31.000 I'm not going to do it, or you're going to freeze it and release it to the public.
00:04:34.000 But it's like a sea of people Zeke hiling.
00:04:36.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:04:37.000 And it's one guy just standing like that.
00:04:39.000 So she's become an iconic figure.
00:04:41.000 And I love that she's using her hijab, taking it off as a symbol of freedom, as a symbol of feminism, of equality.
00:04:50.000 Meanwhile, these boobs over here in America make it all about the hijab.
00:04:55.000 Feminism is all about the hijab, which is just, you're such useful idiots.
00:05:01.000 But another interesting thing about all this, too, is CNN, they're calling it anti-government protests.
00:05:10.000 What did they say?
00:05:13.000 Jack Pasobic tweeted it out, and I had to go check it out for myself because I assumed it was Photoshopped.
00:05:20.000 There it is.
00:05:22.000 Just bizarre.
00:05:23.000 They had CNN.
00:05:24.000 First of all, CNN ignored the story for as long as possible.
00:05:27.000 And then they said they pretended that it was just about the regime, and they're actually pro-government.
00:05:33.000 No, they're against the entire oppressive system of Iran.
00:05:38.000 In 1979, women were going ballistic because they hated the idea of having to wear these coverings.
00:05:45.000 And I think Iranian women are some of the hottest women on earth.
00:05:49.000 In fact, they're so hot, I find myself occasionally condoning the hijab, the veil, because you wouldn't be able to concentrate walking around that country.
00:06:00.000 They're all AIDS.
00:06:01.000 Maybe that's my type.
00:06:02.000 I like like big-lipped, sort of Asiatic kind of eyes and big, thick black hair.
00:06:08.000 I like the Raquel Welch kind of look.
00:06:11.000 And everyone in Iran has it.
00:06:13.000 But it's really fun watching this revolution happen and watching the West, especially the left, go, yeah, that's not really, well, or just parrot the state propaganda verbatim.
00:06:31.000 Also, in news, our boys, I can't say exactly who, but let's just say my organization is very cordial with the group who did this.
00:06:42.000 They put up these banners below Welcome to California.
00:06:48.000 They did it in three different spots.
00:06:50.000 People assumed it was Photoshop.
00:06:51.000 So a friend of mine sent this video of it.
00:06:53.000 Can you just play that video?
00:06:56.000 Official sanctuary state, felons, illegals, and MS-13 welcome.
00:07:02.000 Democrats need the votes.
00:07:06.000 Isn't that beautiful?
00:07:07.000 Hey, street artists who are just spray painting their nickname everywhere.
00:07:12.000 Hey, Puerto Ricans all over New York and wiggers who want to be Puerto Ricans, writing CESC and all these balloon letters everywhere.
00:07:19.000 That's tedious.
00:07:21.000 That's writing your nickname on other people's property.
00:07:23.000 That's not street art.
00:07:24.000 This is street art.
00:07:25.000 Going to those signs and making realistic looking welcome to California subheads that call it a sanctuary state.
00:07:34.000 I mean, that is true art, is it not?
00:07:36.000 I wonder how long they'll last.
00:07:39.000 Also in the news, Logan Paul, he's a YouTuber, very popular guy, who, you know, I don't like him.
00:07:47.000 I don't like the kids today.
00:07:48.000 I hate the way they dress like infants.
00:07:50.000 He's got some funny hat on with three eyeballs.
00:07:53.000 He went to the suicide forest in Japan.
00:07:57.000 You probably know about this.
00:07:59.000 The Japanese are very organized about everything they do, including suicide, where they go to a designated area and they hang themselves from trees.
00:08:06.000 And the bodies stay there for a long time.
00:08:08.000 So this guy goes there and makes it part of his giggly vlog thing.
00:08:13.000 And he's sitting there by a body.
00:08:15.000 I mean, I'm of two minds of it.
00:08:19.000 On the one hand, I think, look, you committed suicide.
00:08:22.000 Sorry, your body wasn't treated with respect.
00:08:25.000 You didn't treat it with respect.
00:08:26.000 Suicide is a sin.
00:08:27.000 So I don't really mind people going there and logging in.
00:08:30.000 And also, the fact that he giggled, I laugh my head off when I'm in every car accident I've ever been in.
00:08:36.000 I can't stop laughing.
00:08:36.000 I don't know.
00:08:37.000 It's such a rush that it makes you crazy.
00:08:40.000 And maybe that's the way these dumb millennials deal with it.
00:08:44.000 We can't find footage of that, though, right, Dave?
00:08:47.000 Yeah, there's just a few excerpts, but none of the excerpts.
00:08:49.000 Let's see the excerpts and we can just imagine a dead body in there.
00:08:53.000 Okay.
00:08:54.000 I really hate to say this.
00:08:56.000 I think there's someone hanging right there.
00:08:59.000 Excuse me?
00:09:00.000 *laughs* This is the thing.
00:09:05.000 This is a thing that is now in our lives that we just experienced.
00:09:09.000 Now our lives unfold.
00:09:11.000 There's no going back.
00:09:12.000 I've seen things I can't unsee.
00:09:15.000 We found a dead body.
00:09:19.000 Yo!
00:09:20.000 What the f ⁇ ?
00:09:25.000 Get off my lawn.
00:09:26.000 Aren't the kids today the worst?
00:09:30.000 So that's a thing.
00:09:31.000 Also, Joy Villa.
00:09:34.000 I've been texting her.
00:09:35.000 She won't text me back.
00:09:36.000 She's been outed as a Scientologist.
00:09:38.000 I always knew she was a Scientologist.
00:09:40.000 I think it's weird, but all I know is at conservative conferences, she'd be the only one that wants to drink.
00:09:47.000 And she'd always get funny drinks, too, like weird, fruity margaritas and stuff, which I don't mind when girls do it.
00:09:52.000 I only mind when boys do it.
00:09:56.000 And so I don't know.
00:09:59.000 I'm told, her ex-manager told John Cardillo, who's over at the Rebel, that she's going to foist her Scientology values and she's pretending, only pretending to be MAGA, and she's actually a spy, a saboteur.
00:10:14.000 I'd love to get her on the show and find out, but it's pretty fascinating seeing someone explode like that.
00:10:19.000 But surely someone with her past and who is a proud Scientologist knows that this shit is eventually going to hit that fan.
00:10:27.000 In fact, I texted her months ago saying, you realize there's going to be a giant shit storm when your Scientology thing comes out.
00:10:34.000 She goes, no one here cares.
00:10:35.000 Well, apparently they care.
00:10:37.000 But let's start the show.
00:10:38.000 So I have a million things to talk about.
00:10:41.000 I'm quite sick.
00:10:42.000 I've been waking up with my eyeballs crusted shut and a cough.
00:10:50.000 But I want to talk about this myth that conservatives aren't funny.
00:10:56.000 The truth is you banished us from mainstream comedy.
00:10:59.000 I also want to talk about my type of chick.
00:11:01.000 After talking about those Iranians, I became very interested in women I find attractive, and I'd like you to be equally interested.
00:11:07.000 Just an excuse to look at hot chicks.
00:11:10.000 And I want to talk, I want to do a long, long, very in-depth look at the six, my six favorite injustices of 2017.
00:11:18.000 Six egregious examples of our liberty being trampled by the state.
00:11:23.000 And I also want to talk to you guys and ask you, why don't you care?
00:11:26.000 Why is there not more outrage about these six cases that I'm very close to?
00:11:32.000 And then I want to make fun of people who go to magic school.
00:11:34.000 And now I did what I think that you could love me.
00:11:41.000 A lot of people ask me, they say, Gavin, what is your type?
00:11:46.000 And by a lot of people, I mean absolutely no one, but I like talking about my type.
00:11:50.000 I don't know why.
00:11:52.000 My wife is my type.
00:11:53.000 I like ethnically ambiguous brunettes.
00:11:56.000 My wife is so my type that she looks like a porn star to me.
00:11:59.000 Like I'm self-conscious when we walk into a room because I feel like I'm with a naked prostitute who's in lingerie, like that porn star that Terry Richardson did a book with, the 70s one.
00:12:09.000 I like women my age.
00:12:12.000 I like brunettes.
00:12:13.000 Uma Abedin is also my ideal chick.
00:12:17.000 I like sort of laugh lines.
00:12:18.000 I like those weird things she had.
00:12:20.000 I also like slightly haggard Italian women that have been divorced.
00:12:25.000 A lot of mob wives are my cup of tea.
00:12:28.000 A lot of real housewives, if they've got some sort of trashy Italian past, but they're nouveau riche, I like that.
00:12:35.000 I don't like when they get plastic surgery.
00:12:36.000 I don't like fake tits.
00:12:38.000 But my ideal woman, if I was divorced, and by the way, I know that it's wrong to covet someone else's wife, and I would never cheat on my wife, but you're allowed to look, right?
00:12:47.000 You're allowed to ogo.
00:12:48.000 You're allowed to have a type.
00:12:50.000 And amidst all these disgusting perverts molesting young girls, I'd like ladies to know that a lot of us out there like wrinkles.
00:12:58.000 We like laugh lines.
00:12:59.000 We like Age.
00:13:00.000 We don't want to play tennis with a toddler.
00:13:03.000 We want someone to return the serve.
00:13:05.000 We want a woman who's been around the block and has a tattoo she's embarrassed of.
00:13:09.000 So, if you were asking what kind of type I have, then I'm here to tell you that it's this and this and this.
00:13:22.000 Oh, you weren't interested?
00:13:23.000 Alright, well, you.
00:13:24.000 *Dramatic Music*
00:13:30.000 Hello, folks.
00:13:31.000 Let's take a moment to look at the worst injustices of 2017.
00:13:36.000 Now, some of these cases go way back, but they're still going, so I'm counting them as 2017.
00:13:41.000 And I've noticed a common thread going through all of these, and it's political correctness.
00:13:46.000 It is people so scared of offending people that they're happy to destroy lives in the process.
00:13:53.000 And actually, looking at the victims of all of these, they're all white people, except Lexi, but that's arguable.
00:14:01.000 All right, number one, the case of Chelsea Wright.
00:14:06.000 Now, Chelsea Wright was a woman who was brutally gang raped in the UK and England by six Syrian and Iraqi refugees.
00:14:16.000 You know, these wonderful people just looking for a home?
00:14:19.000 These are Muslims from disgusting hellholes, and they, they, not only are they incredibly sexist to their own, right, but they come here, they come to America and they see a woman like Chelsea with tattoos who's attractive, and they go, oh, good, human garbage.
00:14:34.000 I remember her from the porn I used to watch, or still watch, so I'm just going to rape her.
00:14:39.000 She's my property.
00:14:40.000 So I'm almost condoning their actions by saying, this is how these animals think, but no, I'm not.
00:14:46.000 I'm mad at you for importing them and saying, they're just like us.
00:14:51.000 They're going to assimilate.
00:14:52.000 Or as the Mayor of London says, don't bother assimilating.
00:14:55.000 Bring your crappy culture here.
00:14:57.000 Well, you import the third world, you get the third world.
00:15:01.000 And England is quickly becoming a third world country.
00:15:04.000 Chelsea Wright went to the police after she was attacked, and they shrugged it off because it was Iraqis, it was Syrians, it was Middle Easterners, and they didn't want to appear racist.
00:15:14.000 That's how it works in Britain.
00:15:16.000 You can gang rape children, no problems, to the tune of hundreds and hundreds of children.
00:15:21.000 And we went over this on previous episodes.
00:15:23.000 It's not like they have them in chains and they're in cages.
00:15:26.000 You can go have sex with them whenever you want.
00:15:28.000 They seduce these students after school and molest them at the bodegas, the corner shops, as they're called over there.
00:15:36.000 And they tell them not to tell anyone and send them on their merry way.
00:15:38.000 And then they keep coming back.
00:15:40.000 They keep repeatedly molesting these children, these teens.
00:15:44.000 And this goes up to Chelsea's age, where they gang rape them and physically assault them.
00:15:48.000 She ran out of there screaming.
00:15:50.000 And thanks to Tommy Robinson, this story got some press.
00:15:53.000 They've got a lawyer now.
00:15:54.000 They're fighting to get these people arrested.
00:15:57.000 Meanwhile, in the UK, you have Count Dankula facing prison now.
00:16:03.000 His trial, I think, is this month for teaching his pug to Zikai.
00:16:08.000 You get those Polish guys who go to jail for throwing bacon at a mosque.
00:16:11.000 You have that guy who was killed in prison after being arrested for some sort of bacon joke.
00:16:18.000 He went to prison.
00:16:19.000 He died there.
00:16:20.000 We can't get the story.
00:16:21.000 I assume he was murdered by Muslims.
00:16:22.000 Muslims tried to kill Tommy Robinson when he was in prison.
00:16:26.000 He was imprisoned, by the way, for something like aiding and abetting a felon, and it was his brother, because his brother wasn't paying his mortgage on time.
00:16:33.000 Like, there's two different standards here.
00:16:35.000 There is, don't even sneeze if you're a white British guy.
00:16:39.000 And then Muslims, rape and pillage, do whatever you want.
00:16:42.000 Gang rape.
00:16:44.000 So that's still going.
00:16:45.000 Chelsea Wright, Justice for Chelsea.
00:16:46.000 Rebel Media has worked hard on that.
00:16:48.000 I'd love to ask Tommy about it on the show, but Mr. Levant has banned him from speaking to me because he sees us as the competition.
00:16:58.000 Screw you, Ez.
00:17:00.000 No, I love Ezra Levant.
00:17:01.000 I understand his mentality, but I'm still pissed about it.
00:17:05.000 Number two, two and three are very similar.
00:17:08.000 Number two, the Bundies.
00:17:10.000 Now, this trial really makes me mad because you have these anarchists and these liberals, and they hate the Bundies because they're white and wear cowboy hats, and they hate cowboys, even though this story is the perfect anarchist sticking it to the man, rock and roll, rebel story.
00:17:26.000 But if this guy was black, if he looked like Bill de Blasio's son and had a big Colin Kaepernick afro, then everyone would love it.
00:17:33.000 What a cool story.
00:17:35.000 But no, he's a white guy, so they don't enjoy the story.
00:17:38.000 And the story is that the Bundies got sick of paying their stupid grazing rights.
00:17:42.000 I've been in this land since before the government.
00:17:44.000 I'm third generation here.
00:17:46.000 I've been here for 100 years.
00:17:48.000 And they've bankrupted, what, 53 ranchers in that area?
00:17:51.000 The Bunnies are the only ones left.
00:17:53.000 And all these rules, all these regulations are bankrupting me.
00:17:55.000 No, I'm not paying.
00:17:56.000 I'll pay the local authorities.
00:17:58.000 I'm not paying the federal government to improve their land.
00:18:00.000 And by the way, these ranchers improve the land.
00:18:03.000 The American government continually wrecks it.
00:18:07.000 And so the bunnies have this trial for the sin of refusing to kowtow to the federal government.
00:18:13.000 There's a standoff.
00:18:14.000 Remember, we had guns and everything involved.
00:18:17.000 We had people come in from all over America and stand up to the government.
00:18:19.000 And by the way, Occupy Wall Street.
00:18:21.000 If you stand up to the government without guns, you get pepper sprayed.
00:18:24.000 If you stand up to the government with your guns, they go home.
00:18:27.000 And that's what they did.
00:18:28.000 And it was a bizarre trial where the court banned any reference to the First Amendment and the Second Amendment.
00:18:39.000 What kind of legal precedent is that?
00:18:41.000 You're not allowed to mention those two amendments in a court of law.
00:18:44.000 Anyway, they won.
00:18:46.000 It's declared a mistrial.
00:18:47.000 They're free to go.
00:18:47.000 Free men.
00:18:48.000 They fought the law and they won.
00:18:49.000 But it's still in my injustices list because the government is trying to pull them back in.
00:18:56.000 Can you picture these BLM Bureau of Land Management bureaucrats?
00:19:01.000 They probably dress like me.
00:19:03.000 Can you imagine the kind of evil they are?
00:19:06.000 Well, it's got to happen.
00:19:07.000 Got to go down.
00:19:08.000 That's the law.
00:19:09.000 Speaking of that's the law, we have number three, the Hammonds.
00:19:14.000 Now, this is a father and son team who were arrested for arson, portrayed as arsonists.
00:19:19.000 And I hate the way the left, they have this strange tendency.
00:19:21.000 We even see this in the right with Nakula Basili and Nakulu in the Muhammad video, where they sort of go, well, shouldn't have broken the law.
00:19:28.000 That's what you get.
00:19:29.000 Sorry, cowboys.
00:19:30.000 That's life, you stupid ranchers.
00:19:32.000 A real sort of sense of disdain.
00:19:35.000 That's what we have here in America.
00:19:37.000 A real disdain for the Midwest, for the flyover countries.
00:19:40.000 It's not just I don't care about them, that used to be the way.
00:19:42.000 Now it's I don't like them.
00:19:45.000 Let's tilt this screen here.
00:19:46.000 Sorry, folks, I'm being unprofessional, but this glares.
00:19:50.000 Like, go back to me, Dave, and don't cut this out.
00:19:53.000 I like the sort of lo-fi.
00:19:55.000 There we go.
00:19:58.000 I like fixing stuff live.
00:20:01.000 So, this is what happened with the Hammonds.
00:20:03.000 They did brush fires.
00:20:04.000 That's an integral part of being a rancher.
00:20:06.000 You have to burn your own land.
00:20:08.000 It's good for the crops.
00:20:10.000 It makes it grow better, better food for your cows eventually.
00:20:14.000 And it helps control forest fires.
00:20:16.000 One of the reasons we're seeing these terrible forest fires everywhere is because the government is managing it.
00:20:20.000 The government is buying stupid trees.
00:20:22.000 They're not managing the land.
00:20:23.000 And so when a fire happens, it happens.
00:20:25.000 But ranchers prepare for this by burning certain areas so fires can't spread.
00:20:29.000 So the Hammonds were doing this, and oops, they burnt 140 acres of government land.
00:20:35.000 That is nothing.
00:20:37.000 That is not a big deal over there.
00:20:39.000 But the government decided it was arson, and they were trying to hide.
00:20:43.000 This is the government's charge.
00:20:44.000 You were hunting deer out of season and you're trying to hide the evidence.
00:20:47.000 What?
00:20:47.000 I'll just dig a hole and bury the deer.
00:20:49.000 Thanks.
00:20:50.000 I don't have to burn 140 acres.
00:20:53.000 But they went to prison and the judge, the judge sent them to prison for like a year and said, I'm sorry about this.
00:20:58.000 I can't believe it.
00:20:59.000 Technically, I guess it is a law, but this is not what the law was intended to do.
00:21:03.000 They went away.
00:21:04.000 They're released.
00:21:04.000 They're sitting at home, having a nice time.
00:21:06.000 Then the government goes, wait a minute.
00:21:07.000 Oh, wait, sorry.
00:21:08.000 It's a five-year minimum.
00:21:09.000 You only did two years.
00:21:10.000 You have to go back to prison.
00:21:12.000 So they've gone back to prison now.
00:21:14.000 Talk about a cruel and unusual punishment.
00:21:16.000 They said, sorry, the judge screwed up being too kind to you.
00:21:20.000 And I got a letter from this woman that Carrie, what's her name, that we had on the show, Sheffield?
00:21:25.000 Was it Stadheim?
00:21:26.000 Stadder?
00:21:27.000 Steider?
00:21:28.000 Stadheim, I believe.
00:21:29.000 Stadheim.
00:21:29.000 Sorry.
00:21:30.000 Sorry, Carrie.
00:21:31.000 And she said, she pointed out to me, she goes, yes, they did accidentally burn 140 acres, but they got five years in prison for that.
00:21:37.000 She said, the government regularly does burns, and they do a terrible job at it because they don't know what they're doing.
00:21:43.000 They burnt 10,000 acres by accident.
00:21:48.000 10,000 acres.
00:21:50.000 Did the government go to jail?
00:21:52.000 Oh, sorry, 11,000.
00:21:54.000 I'm wrong.
00:21:55.000 11,000 acres burned.
00:21:58.000 And a lot of this is on ranchers land.
00:22:01.000 Now, we have a double standard here.
00:22:02.000 The government isn't punished in any way, nor do they even pay a fine.
00:22:06.000 And it costs the ranchers hundreds of thousands of dollars because A, they just lost all that food for their cattle.
00:22:12.000 All that grazing land is now gone, burnt.
00:22:14.000 And it's their own land.
00:22:16.000 You burnt their own land, and all their fences are destroyed.
00:22:19.000 But the government doesn't have to answer to that.
00:22:21.000 So, to be clear, 104 acres, 140 acres, two men in prison for five years.
00:22:27.000 Government does 10,000 acres, not a penny paid, no punishment whatsoever.
00:22:32.000 And the thing that disturbs me most about this number three is how little people care, how little empathy people have for ranchers.
00:22:40.000 The guys who bring you cheeseburgers.
00:22:44.000 Do you know what a cheeseburger is?
00:22:46.000 It's the greatest thing in the world.
00:22:48.000 I've talked about this in other videos.
00:22:50.000 It is a portable meal that you can carry and feel perfectly satisfied, perfectly healthy.
00:22:56.000 It is a wonderful invention.
00:22:58.000 It's one of the best things about America.
00:23:00.000 I'm at the point now where I go to restaurants and the waitress says, what would you like?
00:23:04.000 And I go, what do you think I would like?
00:23:06.000 I would obviously like a Budweiser and a cheeseburger medium rare with cheddar cheese.
00:23:13.000 And if you have home-cut fries, I'll take those.
00:23:15.000 And if you have frozen fries, please leave them in the kitchen.
00:23:18.000 I don't like those ranchers.
00:23:19.000 They look like cowboys.
00:23:20.000 Cowboys are racist.
00:23:21.000 They killed Indians.
00:23:23.000 No, they fought with Indians for 400 years and eventually won.
00:23:27.000 All right, number four.
00:23:28.000 This one is hard to talk about without crying like a complete fag.
00:23:34.000 Lexi Page.
00:23:35.000 There we go.
00:23:36.000 Many years ago, Lexi Page, who's part Choctaw.
00:23:41.000 When I say part, I mean 1.5%.
00:23:44.000 Basically, as Indian as everyone.
00:23:46.000 If you do me in 23 or whatever it's called, and you get your papers back and it says 1.5% Choctaw, you go, huh?
00:23:55.000 You don't go, I am 1.5% Choctaw.
00:23:59.000 I need to be reunited with my other Choctaw tribal members.
00:24:03.000 Oh, hey, welcome.
00:24:04.000 I am from New York City.
00:24:06.000 I needed to be reunited.
00:24:08.000 The Choctaws would tell you to get lost.
00:24:10.000 They go, you're not Indian, dude.
00:24:11.000 My wife's tribe, if you're not 25%, no checks from the casino.
00:24:15.000 You don't count.
00:24:15.000 You're not a ho chunk.
00:24:16.000 I think that's a pretty good number, 25%.
00:24:19.000 My go-to for Indians is, if people don't ask you if you're Asian, then you're not an Indian.
00:24:27.000 So Lexi Page was removed due to the welfare, the WACA, Indian Welfare Child Protection Act.
00:24:36.000 What's that called again?
00:24:39.000 The Child Protection Indian Act.
00:24:42.000 Look that up, Dave.
00:24:43.000 Anyway, under that stupid act, which started noble.
00:24:46.000 I mean, the Indians were treated terribly by us, by the Catholics.
00:24:50.000 They were separated from their families, sent to these religious institutions where they were molested by disgusting priests.
00:24:57.000 But you can't undo that wrong.
00:24:59.000 Sorry.
00:25:00.000 And revenge is the stupidest way to do that, especially because the revenge ends up being on the kids.
00:25:05.000 So what they've done here, what's the act called?
00:25:09.000 It's called the Federal Indian Child Welfare Act.
00:25:13.000 ICWA.
00:25:15.000 Under that act, they've taken Lexi Page from her foster family that was loving her to death.
00:25:23.000 And she was growing up with siblings who she loved.
00:25:26.000 She got there when she was like two, so she doesn't even remember her previous life.
00:25:30.000 And they found a like fraction of a percent more Indian family.
00:25:34.000 So she's 1.5.
00:25:35.000 They found a family that's 1.8 that's sort of related to one of her cousins.
00:25:40.000 They rip her from this family.
00:25:42.000 Siblings crying.
00:25:43.000 The worst part about this for me, the thing that makes me cry the most, is the kids, the white kids, crying as they removed their sister.
00:25:53.000 So that shows that she had a great relationship with these siblings.
00:25:57.000 And they took her away from them, threw her in another family.
00:26:01.000 And the reason I'm including this in 2017 is that we're at the point of no return now.
00:26:07.000 It's been two years.
00:26:08.000 I don't know if I want to bring Lexi home.
00:26:11.000 I think it might be more damaging to return her back to her family.
00:26:15.000 No visitation rights, by the way.
00:26:16.000 They can't see their doctor.
00:26:18.000 They can't communicate with her.
00:26:19.000 They just, it's so disgusting.
00:26:21.000 And when you talk to the Choctaws about this, they have, again, this total lack of empathy and this, huh?
00:26:27.000 Whatever.
00:26:28.000 Try a taste of your own medicine for a change.
00:26:30.000 No, no, no.
00:26:31.000 You're not punishing me.
00:26:32.000 You're punishing Lexi Page.
00:26:34.000 You vindictive fools.
00:26:38.000 Anyway, I'm going to, let's try to dry these eyes with number five.
00:26:44.000 Tommy Trigger, friend of mine, proud boy, terrorized by Antifa for years and years and years.
00:26:51.000 And I don't think, again, the people who laugh at this and go, whatever, he's a Nazi.
00:26:56.000 This guy's not a Nazi.
00:26:57.000 He's a punk who likes Trump.
00:26:58.000 He's a punk who hates commies.
00:27:00.000 A la Johnny Ramon, a la fear, a tons of bands.
00:27:07.000 Most bands, punk bands, wouldn't dare tell you their politics because they'll be ostracized and boycotted and ruined forever.
00:27:14.000 But all New York 80s hardcore bands were like this.
00:27:17.000 The Cro-Mags, Agnostic Front.
00:27:19.000 They all hated welfare because they lived among the welfare scammers and saw what socialism does to a city.
00:27:26.000 Anyway, Tommy Trigger, beat up, smashed, had his head opened up with pool cues when he would go to play pool based on the fact that he was attacked in Portland by these anti-racist skinheads who want to beat you up if you have a German last name.
00:27:42.000 So he moves to Chicago, gets terrorized, gets chased when he walks down the street, through social media, they can find him wherever he is.
00:27:47.000 No evidence that he's a Nazi, zero, and tons of lies.
00:27:52.000 They say he shot some Antifa dude and paralyzed him and then laughed about it.
00:27:55.000 Ha ha ha.
00:27:56.000 I shoot people all the time and laugh.
00:27:58.000 That's a felony.
00:27:58.000 You'd go to jail.
00:28:00.000 So he starts carrying a knife, goes to a rancid show, and Antifa goes, there's that Nazi guy who shoots people.
00:28:08.000 They attack him.
00:28:10.000 He pulls out his knife and thinking they'll go, whoa, whoa, relax, dude.
00:28:15.000 They keep coming at him.
00:28:16.000 Probably out of stupidity, I guess, or naivete.
00:28:19.000 I don't know.
00:28:20.000 So he goes, okay, and defends himself.
00:28:23.000 That becomes attempted murder.
00:28:24.000 Tommy Trigger is looking at 20 years in prison.
00:28:29.000 Now, luckily, we scraped together about seven grand, got him a lawyer, and his lawyer is still fighting the case, and it's looking very good.
00:28:37.000 We even got him his bail, which was set.
00:28:40.000 We needed, what was that, $250,000?
00:28:42.000 $250,000 bail for self-defense.
00:28:46.000 So we got the $25K.
00:28:47.000 You only need 10%.
00:28:49.000 Got him out.
00:28:50.000 He showed up to court wearing a suit.
00:28:52.000 We had to lie.
00:28:52.000 By the way, the lawyer had to send out false information about when the trial was going to be because they wanted to attack him on his way to court.
00:29:00.000 So he would go at 9 a.m.
00:29:01.000 They'd say it was 2 p.m.
00:29:02.000 They all show up at 2 p.m.
00:29:03.000 By the way, they showed up at 2 p.m. and got arrested for attacking the cops.
00:29:08.000 What is going on?
00:29:10.000 So it's looking like he'll get away with self-defense.
00:29:13.000 But that was going to be 20 years for carrying a knife in a situation where you've been terrorized for 11 years.
00:29:21.000 All right.
00:29:23.000 That was number five.
00:29:24.000 Number six, based stick man.
00:29:27.000 Now, I don't think people understand how severely we get attacked when we go to these free speech rallies by these unhinged anarchists.
00:29:36.000 They are about, depending on what city you're in, they're about half rich kids, son of academics, or academics themselves, teachers and professors, and then half homeless kids who've been taken in by these globalist lesbian lawyers, given a place to stay, and been asked to pay their dues by fighting.
00:29:56.000 And then just stupid rich white kids.
00:29:58.000 So these kids are, they bring knives, they want to kill us, they throw shock grenades at us, they bear mace us.
00:30:09.000 Kyle has had, he's in his car once.
00:30:14.000 He doesn't want to drive because he's too drunk.
00:30:15.000 So he's sitting in the back drinking water and napping.
00:30:17.000 He wakes up.
00:30:18.000 They're smashing at his windows.
00:30:20.000 So he jumps out of the car to beat them up.
00:30:22.000 They bear mace him back in.
00:30:25.000 And they're trying to smash the windows so they can bear mace the entire car.
00:30:30.000 And let me tell you, mace.
00:30:31.000 I've been mace at NYU right there, wild NYU protest.
00:30:35.000 Mace totally debilitates you.
00:30:37.000 I remember in the 80s, the Nazi skinheads would carry it to beat people up.
00:30:40.000 They'd mace them and then kick their ass.
00:30:42.000 You don't know what's up or down.
00:30:44.000 You don't know.
00:30:45.000 You can't hear anything.
00:30:46.000 Like, it is completely disorienting and you can't breathe.
00:30:50.000 So they were trying to smash his window so they could spray the bear mace in and then get him outside and either beat him within an inch of his life or kill him.
00:30:58.000 And he said to me, he goes, I think this is the globalist trying to have me killed.
00:31:03.000 I think someone is paying to have me killed.
00:31:05.000 And he talked about this new Trump executive order where Trump can confiscate all of your money and your belongings if you're sex trafficking.
00:31:14.000 It sounded crazy to me.
00:31:17.000 And Kyle can be a little intense, bass stick man.
00:31:20.000 But then right after I read about this, I saw Amazon and Google got caught sex trafficking.
00:31:27.000 Now, this could be just as simple as a few tech nerds used their work emails to buy prostitutes because they were doing a 24-hour Adderall shift and they got horny at the end.
00:31:40.000 Or it could be, as Bay Stickman says, globalists sex trafficking and mad at Trump for taking their money and wanting to shut down someone like Bass Dickman who can mobilize them.
00:31:50.000 I don't know where on the spectrum that lies, obviously, but I do know that it is a total and utter injustice that Bass Dickman is facing decades in prison.
00:31:59.000 He's already lost his girlfriend and the mother of his child.
00:32:03.000 He's already, if he goes to jail, he's not going to see his mother die.
00:32:08.000 These people are unhinged, and they're laughing at him.
00:32:11.000 So there's two charges now with Bass Dick Man.
00:32:13.000 There's the one you know about, the one that called him Bass Stickman, where he had a flagpole and he was hitting people with it to defend himself.
00:32:20.000 That's the one that put him on the map.
00:32:22.000 They're calling that a lead pipe now.
00:32:24.000 Where the hell do you get a lead pipe?
00:32:26.000 You got to go in a time machine?
00:32:28.000 I've never seen a lead pipe with my own eyes.
00:32:31.000 They haven't used lead in pipes for what, 100 years?
00:32:35.000 But anyway, his stick has become a lead pipe.
00:32:38.000 And Antifa brings way worse than sticks, they bring chains, they bring those knives that have a T handle so you can really plunge into the neck.
00:32:48.000 But no, the stick is, so he's facing, I don't know, eight years for the stick.
00:32:51.000 But here's his latest charge.
00:32:53.000 He's driving around.
00:32:55.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:32:56.000 He's driving around San Francisco, Berkeley with his truck.
00:33:01.000 It looks like a monster truck.
00:33:02.000 It's a cartoon version of an all-American truck.
00:33:06.000 Big raised up wheels, giant tires.
00:33:08.000 I don't know about trucks, but you know what I mean.
00:33:10.000 A four-in-the-floor with a souped up Hemi or whatever it's called.
00:33:13.000 And in the back, he has a Trump flag and an American flag waving.
00:33:17.000 That in San Francisco is a swastika, basically.
00:33:20.000 So he's driving around this park, and then he's filming people's reactions as they're like, f ⁇ you, boo, you suck, that we hate Trump, that we hate America.
00:33:29.000 And he's laughing and filming them.
00:33:30.000 And then he goes up onto sort of a sand dune off the road so he can film better.
00:33:35.000 Everyone calls the cops on this.
00:33:37.000 I don't know what the charge is, illegal patriotism.
00:33:43.000 And the cops come.
00:33:44.000 The cops see the Rangers thing and they're pissed.
00:33:48.000 Sorry, they see the Trump thing.
00:33:50.000 So they charge him with going on a sand dune.
00:33:52.000 Like, they make it sound like he's riding sand dune.
00:33:55.000 Woohoo!
00:33:55.000 He was just parked there.
00:33:56.000 I just got a ticket for it the other day at my kids' baseball.
00:33:59.000 I parked, I got on the grass for a second because it's one lane, so I can get my kids out, and then I would go park.
00:34:05.000 No, you touch the grass, $60 fine.
00:34:08.000 Even though I was with a cop.
00:34:09.000 The cops didn't care that I was with a cop.
00:34:15.000 Usually an irrelevant little charge.
00:34:16.000 They impound his truck, that's $700, and then they start going through his stuff.
00:34:20.000 And go back to that picture, Dave.
00:34:21.000 They find this little keychain thing.
00:34:25.000 Now, just like Tommy Trigger, after someone's trying to kill you, you are armed.
00:34:30.000 You walk around with something to protect yourself.
00:34:33.000 So that is illegal to carry.
00:34:34.000 It's considered a deadly weapon.
00:34:36.000 And so he's looking at totally separate charges over the stickman thing.
00:34:41.000 Now he's looking at eight years, and they are coming down hard.
00:34:44.000 They gave him something like $300,000 bail, just like Tommy Trigger.
00:34:48.000 Insane bail.
00:34:50.000 Are you noticing a pattern here, by the way?
00:34:51.000 When we do something slightly wrong, they throw the book at us.
00:34:57.000 When a refugee or someone else does something wrong, ah, we can work it out.
00:35:01.000 You didn't know.
00:35:02.000 How many times have you seen this story where there's a Muslim rapist and he didn't speak the language?
00:35:07.000 He didn't know the word for no.
00:35:09.000 He didn't understand.
00:35:10.000 He's just learning the culture.
00:35:13.000 Meanwhile, Stickman is looking at eight years for a teaching.
00:35:17.000 Now, those are the six cases that just popped to mind.
00:35:20.000 They're all politically correct.
00:35:22.000 They're all a socialist mentality tangling with liberty, inflicting itself on our freedoms, and ruining the Constitution and this beautiful Western civilization we fought tooth and nail to build.
00:35:38.000 But I think the thing that disturbs me most about all these six cases is the lack of anger, the lack of rage.
00:35:45.000 Where's your anger, everybody?
00:35:47.000 Aren't you pissed?
00:35:48.000 When you see Chelsea Wright crying like that, traumatized after being gang raped, don't you want to kill them?
00:35:55.000 Don't you want to get out onto the streets and scream your head off?
00:35:58.000 You don't scream at the sky because Trump's president.
00:36:01.000 You scream at rapists.
00:36:03.000 I'm mad, and I'm mad that you're not mad.
00:36:11.000 There was an article in The Week recently, and you've seen it a million times.
00:36:15.000 It's why isn't there a conservative comedy?
00:36:17.000 Why isn't there a right-wing Jon Stewart?
00:36:20.000 Why conservatives just aren't into comedy?
00:36:23.000 And if you Google this, you'll see that it's almost like a perennial flower.
00:36:28.000 This article comes out exactly twice a year.
00:36:31.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:36:32.000 Same thing.
00:36:33.000 And they never get it right.
00:36:35.000 They always say, well, conservatives just don't get humor.
00:36:37.000 They're not a funny people.
00:36:38.000 They're not cool.
00:36:40.000 We're the cool ones.
00:36:41.000 We own rock and roll and fun.
00:36:43.000 No, you banished us from comedy.
00:36:46.000 Look at Sam Hyde here, the story behind the sudden cancellation of Adult Some's Trump-loving comedy show.
00:36:52.000 Some anus over at BuzzFeed started a rumor that Sam Hyde was sneaking swastikas in the show.
00:36:58.000 Didn't, not even close to true, but it worked and it got him banished because no one right-wing is allowed in the room of comedy.
00:37:06.000 And I've seen this happen to my comedy career.
00:37:08.000 I was just basically blackballed.
00:37:10.000 I'm blackballed from all things creative.
00:37:12.000 I can't rent props because prop houses know my name and say, no, we don't want your business.
00:37:18.000 I was in a movie, Creative Control, a slightly comedic drama love story.
00:37:24.000 And I was talking to the director when I saw it at the premiere and I said, hey, in that scene where he's having a panic attack at the disco, the music seems pretty calm.
00:37:33.000 You should have had crazier music.
00:37:34.000 And he said, I did have crazier music.
00:37:37.000 The artist found out that you were in it, and he said you want to kill trans people.
00:37:42.000 So he made me cancel the song and I had to switch it out at the 11th hour.
00:37:47.000 So the reason you don't have conservative comedy is because in a strange form of reverse McCarthyism, you've banned us from comedy.
00:37:57.000 And then people will say, well, Gavin, you're saying that, but maybe you didn't make it in comedy and TV because you suck and you just weren't good enough.
00:38:06.000 Yeah, that's possible.
00:38:08.000 I considered that.
00:38:09.000 But then when I went off and did it on my own, and I did sketches like how to drink in a bar, they got tens of millions of views.
00:38:18.000 Now, this video was a series of commercials I did for Vans.
00:38:22.000 And Vans was pressured by the same social justice warriors who got Sam's show shut down.
00:38:28.000 And they said, oh, he's evil, he's a Nazi.
00:38:29.000 You got to get rid of those.
00:38:30.000 So they took them all off.
00:38:32.000 But they've since gone viral on their own.
00:38:34.000 And I've seen this in different platforms with 10, 20 million views.
00:38:39.000 How to Fight a Baby has 13 million views now.
00:38:42.000 Just play a little bit of that.
00:38:43.000 This is how funny conservatives are.
00:38:46.000 And here's your water.
00:38:48.000 Thank you.
00:38:49.000 Oh, hell no.
00:38:51.000 Hey!
00:38:51.000 What were you having?
00:38:52.000 A smoothie?
00:38:53.000 Well, it was a blackberry margarita.
00:38:55.000 What are you doing?
00:38:56.000 You know how long those take to make, you asshole?
00:38:59.000 How long do those take to make?
00:39:00.000 I don't know, like five minutes?
00:39:02.000 Do you know how much time you wasted with that bullshit?
00:39:06.000 Pretty funny, huh?
00:39:08.000 I know, I'm whining, I'm crying over spilled milk.
00:39:11.000 But you started it, you said conservatives aren't funny.
00:39:14.000 We're funny.
00:39:16.000 The places we're allowed to rear our ugly heads, like when we do commercials or our own viral videos, they're incredibly successful and funny videos.
00:39:24.000 Our woman as horny as men, which I did on Funny or Die, instantly was granted immortality status.
00:39:30.000 I'm not bragging.
00:39:31.000 I'm just saying that we got some funnies.
00:39:33.000 Look how when you try to meme.
00:39:35.000 You can't meme, Left.
00:39:36.000 I've discussed this on previous episodes.
00:39:38.000 So the only way you can win is to stack the deck.
00:39:42.000 And you look at a show like The Daily Show, it takes them an army to make that show.
00:39:48.000 And plus they have so many diversity hires and women, they have to hire 10,000 people to dilute their values.
00:39:54.000 They can get some jokes on the screen.
00:39:56.000 I think the only show that's funny right now that doesn't take an army is South Park, and they're libertarians.
00:40:03.000 So liberals are not as funny as they think they are, and the only way they can win is to force us out.
00:40:14.000 You want to see some of the biggest losers in the world?
00:40:17.000 In the intro, I talked about Magic School.
00:40:19.000 I don't really mind someone who does those little pendillet kind of tricks, pen and teller tricks.
00:40:23.000 That entertains people.
00:40:24.000 That's interesting.
00:40:25.000 I'm talking about adults stuck in their childhood, these wrinkled teenagers, these adolescent 35-year-olds who go to Harry Potter school and pretend they're in Harry Potter.
00:40:40.000 They're pretending that they're learning to become wizards and sorcerers and stuff.
00:40:45.000 Adults!
00:40:46.000 Can you imagine the level of nerdiness?
00:40:49.000 I mean, it must be full-on Asperger's at this place.
00:40:51.000 I wonder if any of them are even human.
00:40:54.000 They're so autistic.
00:40:55.000 Look at these dots.
00:40:57.000 Music Oh, my God.
00:41:05.000 Look at her.
00:41:08.000 Probably costs a fortune, dealer.
00:41:14.000 Look at this complete loser knucklehead.
00:41:18.000 I mean, maybe if you were wasted the whole time, it would be a funny backdrop or something.
00:41:22.000 That's just called Halloween, though.
00:41:24.000 You know, these people are super intense about it and seriously sit there with just like dry ice or whatever makes the smoke.
00:41:32.000 And they believe that they're concocting a potion for Zalgabrad.
00:41:40.000 You're pathetic.
00:41:42.000 Oh, you fools.
00:41:44.000 You're adults.
00:41:46.000 Look at that.
00:41:47.000 You're dressing up with potion.
00:41:50.000 And then they have these people dress up.
00:41:52.000 Isn't it ironic, too, that that castle was made during a time when Poland was great, where real men would go and fight to the death to preserve Poland's honor.
00:42:01.000 And now it's where fat nerds from America come to look at a guy in an expensive tree suit.
00:42:09.000 Ooh, you're a tree guy.
00:42:12.000 I believe it.
00:42:13.000 I don't think that's a costume.
00:42:15.000 I think you're a tree guy.
00:42:16.000 I was just working on a potion, you know.
00:42:19.000 Ooh, there's a scary guy.
00:42:20.000 He's magic.
00:42:21.000 Oh, no.
00:42:24.000 Yay, you won the game of the magic balls.
00:42:27.000 Look at them in their wigs clapping.
00:42:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:42:32.000 Wait, wait, wait, what the hell?
00:42:34.000 There's an attractive woman there.
00:42:36.000 She's going to get mauled.
00:42:38.000 They just spontaneously ejaculate every time she walks by.
00:42:41.000 Yeah, that's more like it.
00:42:43.000 Now we're cooking with gas.
00:42:44.000 Oh, a guy my dad's age.
00:42:47.000 Oh my god, you're the worst.
00:42:50.000 Look at these nerds.
00:42:52.000 You see, there's something more sinister going on here, and it's called stopping bullying.
00:42:58.000 This is what you've done, guys.
00:42:59.000 Way to go.
00:43:00.000 You stopped bullying, and now we have these nerds running rampant, dancing all over Poland, making up potions.