Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 29, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #62 | Milo did nothing wrong

Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
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Paul Joseph Watson Will Ferrell Mark Jennifer Aniston Malcolm Gladwell Count Dankula Maxine Waters James Damore Will Summer Dave Rubin Furious Sargon Trump Pulse Milo Jose Sarah Huckabee Sanders Derek What's-His-Name Cassandra Fairbanks Jordan Peterson and 38 more
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35 minutes

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6,294

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545

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10

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188

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21

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In this episode of Thick & Thin, I discuss the rise of the alt-right, the new alt-left, and the new right wing. I also talk about how the mainstream media is a bunch of weak, weak bastards who don't give a shit about free speech and are only interested in making sure they're as bad as they can get. And then I get into a fight with a guy named Will Sommer, who I believe is a member of Antifa. And I think he's a piece of shit, but then again, so are a lot of other people, so maybe he's not? I don't know, but he's probably not a bad guy, and I think that's a good thing. Also, I talk about the new British right wing party, the National Front, and why I think it's a great idea, but I'm not sure if it's actually a good idea. And then we talk about why the media should be scared of the Alt-Right, because they're the only people left who care about freedom of speech, and that's why they don't care about it. I also, I think they should be worried about the death squads that are going to take over the media and kill journalists, but they're not going to do anything about it, so they're just going to let the media do their job right? I'll tell you what I think of it, and you'll just have to deal with it, because it's going to be a little bit better than you do anyway, I promise you that you won't get a proper education about it in the next time you listen to this podcast! Enjoy! - I'll see you next week. - Tom and I'll talk about it next week, next week! -- Tom's next episode is on Tuesday. -- I'll be with you next Tuesday! -- Tom talks about his new book, "The Dark Side of the Internet." -- Tom's new novel, "I Can't Get It All Wrong," out on Tuesday, July 18th, 2019. . Tom is coming out next Tuesday, so don't forget to check it out! Tom has a link to the book he wrote about it on his insta-tweet about it here. Tom gives it out on his Insta: and we'll be posting it on Insta and you can watch it here!

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00:00:00.000 Milo did nothing wrong.
00:00:04.000 Actually, when he, uh... Maybe I should go back.
00:00:08.000 You gotta remember the five W's with you people.
00:00:11.000 Some of you... Some of you don't check your phones 100 hours a day.
00:00:17.000 But, um... So recently... Shit, I got food dye on my sock. 1.00
00:00:22.000 I can't get that on my white pants. 0.99
00:00:25.000 Um, recently...
00:00:29.000 There's a thing going on where these funny, cool, crazy kooks in England joined UKIP, which most liberals see as the National Front.
00:00:41.000 They see it as the UK Nazi Party.
00:00:43.000 But you've got to understand, whenever you hear about anything right-wing in England, you're hearing about basically moderate conservatism. 0.99
00:00:53.000 In fact, I think UKIP are pussies, because they won't identify the Islam problem. 0.99
00:00:58.000 So I don't, I would never join UKIP. 1.00
00:01:00.000 They're too soft.
00:01:01.000 They're too left-wing as far as I'm concerned. 0.72
00:01:04.000 But in England, joining UKIP is just insane.
00:01:08.000 But UKIP is pro-free speech, and they're the only people left who care about free speech.
00:01:12.000 So Paul Joseph Watson, Count Dankula,
00:01:18.000 Sargon of Akkad and Milo all joined.
00:01:21.000 Now, Paul Joseph Watson does Prison Planet.
00:01:24.000 His videos are fantastic.
00:01:26.000 He read Pill to Generation. 0.99
00:01:27.000 I'm not sure how you could look at his videos and go, that's actually bullshit. 0.97
00:01:30.000 Okay, I'm sure he'd love to argue each point. 0.90
00:01:33.000 So they don't do that because the left isn't really about debate anymore.
00:01:38.000 Count Dankula, of course, is the guy who
00:01:41.000 And then you have, um... Sargon of Akkad is just a liberal.
00:02:00.000 He is basically what we all were when we were 24, like a classical liberal, like Dave Rubin or Jordan Peterson or even you could argue Ben Shapiro is kind of a classical liberal in many ways outside of Israel.
00:02:16.000 Um, and then, uh, Milo.
00:02:20.000 So, they all did interviews with the press, or at least some of them did.
00:02:23.000 Sorry.
00:02:25.000 They all did interviews with the press, or at least some of them did.
00:02:28.000 That's a really newsworthy sentence, Gav.
00:02:31.000 That's really informing people.
00:02:34.000 I have no idea who spoke to the press.
00:02:37.000 Will Sommer is this guy.
00:02:39.000 He writes for The Hill.
00:02:41.000 I think I mentioned him last podcast.
00:02:43.000 He's part of this sort of beta brigade where these weak men, they write about people who are doing stuff, and they pretend that they care, and then they write these really sort of malicious hit pieces that sound like Gargamel from the Smurfs writing from his cave about Smurfs.
00:03:03.000 Just so vindictive.
00:03:04.000 Actually, these guys are sub-Gargamel. 1.00
00:03:07.000 They're Azrael, the cat. 0.93
00:03:09.000 It's the cat just writing about Smurfs, who are, you know, Papa Smurf and Smurfette, just, like, trying to get through the day, trying to make Smurfland reasonable. 0.98
00:03:20.000 And these people just, like, want to get in there and go fucking Smurfs. 0.64
00:03:26.000 So, and I think, by the way, Will Sommer, if you're listening, Will, I believe that you're a member of Antifa. 0.97
00:03:30.000 I think you run the Northwest Antifa webpages. 0.98
00:03:35.000 Hackers have told me that you're up to some very nefarious alt-left shit. 1.00
00:03:40.000 I think you're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:03:41.000 Just like Jared Holt and a lot of these, like, you'll read these articles about how awesome Antifa is and how evil, how alt-right someone else is, and then you look up the author and you realize, that guy's in Antifa. 1.00
00:03:55.000 Like, the far left, the radical left, has infiltrated the mainstream. 0.97
00:03:59.000 Anyway, they wrote this article about those boys joining UKIP, which is a fun, crazy, stupid, kooky thing to do. 1.00
00:04:06.000 It's like lighting off firecrackers in a van. 0.99
00:04:09.000 It's really, it's potentially dangerous and ultimately hilarious.
00:04:13.000 And Paul Joseph Watson, I think, described it as a fun way to promote free speech.
00:04:19.000 And of course, Will is all about how danger... I don't know why I did a British accent.
00:04:23.000 How dangerous it is.
00:04:24.000 How horrible it is.
00:04:25.000 Anyway...
00:04:26.000 So they keep talking to Milo, and they go, will you be part of this?
00:04:30.000 And his new thing with the press is, I give up. 1.00
00:04:32.000 So I'm never going to get a fair shake, so fuck off. 1.00
00:04:35.000 And he's a creative gentleman. 1.00
00:04:37.000 So instead of just saying fuck off in his private DMs, he said, I can't wait for the right wing death squads to start taking out journalists. 1.00
00:04:47.000 Something like that, right? 1.00
00:04:49.000 Which wasn't a public statement. 1.00
00:04:53.000 It was a fuck you. 0.99
00:04:53.000 And by the way, to be totally honest, when I thought it was a public statement, I thought it was funny and I kind of liked it. 0.99
00:04:59.000 I like all this talk about Pinochet, like we got to round up all these commies and put them in helicopters and throw them at the windows. 0.99
00:05:05.000 It amuses me.
00:05:06.000 Throw them out of the helicopter, sorry.
00:05:08.000 By the way, as far as dictators go, getting rid of people, helicopter's pretty smart.
00:05:13.000 Snow bodies, there's no mass graves.
00:05:16.000 The sharks take care of it. 0.96
00:05:17.000 If you're gonna murder a large group of people, a helicopter's a pretty intelligent way to handle it.
00:05:25.000 Anyway, uh, so then there was that dude at the Capitol.
00:05:30.000 Where is that?
00:05:30.000 Annapolis?
00:05:32.000 And he shot a bunch of people, and he killed five innocent people.
00:05:36.000 By the way, if you're a reporter, which you probably know if you listen to my show, but if you're a reporter, let's stop talking about the guy who did the killings.
00:05:44.000 That is why they do it.
00:05:46.000 Even the guy who shot John Lennon, he admitted, he goes, yeah, I did it because I wanted to be famous.
00:05:51.000 I didn't really think beyond that.
00:05:54.000 We should focus on the actual people who were killed.
00:05:58.000 And they are. 0.95
00:05:59.000 So screw the guy who killed them. 0.94
00:06:02.000 They are Wendy Winters, a prolific writer who chronicled her community. 0.86
00:06:07.000 They were Rebecca Smith, a recent hire.
00:06:10.000 She loves spending time with her family.
00:06:11.000 There was Rob Hyasson, a joyful stylist, a generous mentor.
00:06:16.000 Older looking dude.
00:06:17.000 He probably was an editor who helped some of the young writers hone their craft. 0.99
00:06:22.000 And he probably gave a fuck about an Oxford comma. 0.98
00:06:26.000 Gerald Fishman, clever and quirky voice of a community newspaper. 0.97
00:06:29.000 And then John McNamara, sports reporting was his dream. 1.00
00:06:33.000 They were all murdered by a fucking lunatic. 1.00
00:06:35.000 But what's interesting about these murders were that they all blamed Milo and Trump. 1.00
00:06:42.000 So they blame Milo because of his death squad's joke, which was a way to privately tell journalists that he doesn't want to give them a quote.
00:06:49.000 Which, by the way, goes against the sort of journalistic ethos.
00:06:54.000 He said it off the record.
00:06:57.000 By the way, here's a little tip.
00:06:59.000 When you're talking to journalists and you say, off the record, that's solely a courtesy.
00:07:03.000 There's no thing that says they can't print what you said.
00:07:07.000 So if you say, this is off the record, what you're saying is, please promise me... No, not even that.
00:07:12.000 You're saying, please don't say this, that I said this.
00:07:14.000 But they can say that.
00:07:17.000 Don't think off the record means anything.
00:07:18.000 You can't sue a journalist for printing something when you said off the record.
00:07:22.000 It's all a courtesy. 0.98
00:07:24.000 But anyway, these so-called journalists took his private message and made it into a major quote and then blamed the death on him, even though this guy had been planning to shoot those people or fuck with that paper for years. 1.00
00:07:38.000 He's a lunatic. 0.96
00:07:40.000 So I think a big takeaway from all this, besides the fact that they can't wait to blame every problem, the left can't wait to blame everything that goes wrong on the right and with specific names like Milo and Trump, but also watch out for guys that are suing you and won't shut up. 0.99
00:07:57.000 We've all come across them.
00:07:59.000 The guys who are really obsessed with some minutiae, like where you put the sign on your lawn, or how often you wash your driveway or something, or that guy at work who won't shut up about his boss and how he shouldn't have been sent to this department.
00:08:16.000 There's certain warning signs.
00:08:18.000 I think we're sort of taught to ignore our instincts. 1.00
00:08:21.000 We all know the fucking freaks, right? 0.99
00:08:23.000 We're all aware of the loonies, but we're taught to sort of be really cool with everyone and always understand that, you know, you can walk around Harlem nude at four in the morning. 1.00
00:08:34.000 It's cool.
00:08:35.000 It's, you know, don't judge people.
00:08:37.000 No, judge people.
00:08:39.000 Be aware of your instincts.
00:08:41.000 Don't go to bad areas, and if some guy won't shut up and keeps suing your newspaper, get some security and know he's about to shoot the place up.
00:08:50.000 And if you work at Charlie Hebdo, be wary of Muslims. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Understand that things can get dangerous, and I know I I'm aware of this environment.
00:09:01.000 I've been in it for a long time.
00:09:02.000 I made out with Milo. 0.99
00:09:04.000 We went to Orlando we Think about Milo is and I consider him a friend, but God he's such a fucking rock star 0.98
00:09:13.000 That it's... I'm not into that. 0.97
00:09:15.000 Like, I was friends with Justin Theroux for a while.
00:09:18.000 Jennifer Aniston's ex-husband now.
00:09:21.000 And I would go there to their place in L.A.
00:09:24.000 where, you know, I have to go through the security fence and they have to verify that I've been invited and blah, blah, blah. 0.80
00:09:29.000 And then I'd park my shitty rental car, go inside. 0.87
00:09:32.000 Not that big of a house, by the way. 0.81
00:09:35.000 And then we're there and it's fun and it's cool and there's, like, butlers and chefs and stuff.
00:09:41.000 But then I'm like, let's go get a beer.
00:09:42.000 And he's got all these awesome motorbikes.
00:09:45.000 Let's get on your motorcycles and go get a beer.
00:09:47.000 No, no, I can't ride those.
00:09:49.000 Why not?
00:09:50.000 You know what the paparazzi did to him on his motorcycle?
00:09:55.000 They tried to drive him off the road.
00:09:58.000 So this is what, I didn't learn this until I started hanging out with him.
00:10:02.000 There's a whole hierarchy of paps, paparazzi.
00:10:06.000 And there's the top brass, TMZ people face, and they, you know, they make sure everything's legal and they get releases for everyone.
00:10:17.000 Then there's like these ghetto dudes at the very bottom, and they sometimes are paid by people higher up. 0.95
00:10:24.000 And these guys will get a hundred bucks, two hundred bucks, a photo. 0.99
00:10:28.000 Garbage money. 0.96
00:10:29.000 And then the more intense the photo, the more money they get. 1.00
00:10:32.000 And they are total fucking criminals. 1.00
00:10:34.000 And the top brass of the paparazzi doesn't like the lower cast of the paparazzi because they give the top brass a bad name. 1.00
00:10:42.000 So Justin is going to, I don't know, Chateau Marmont, as these celebs are wont to do. 0.98
00:10:48.000 And these cars come up to him as he's riding on his motorcycle on the fucking highway. 0.98
00:10:54.000 And they start opening their doors and banging into him. 0.99
00:10:58.000 Which, if you've ever ridden a motorcycle, I'm kind of a pussy on mine, because it has no fairings, so I'm just like being whipped around by the wind. 0.99
00:11:08.000 If I run over a pubic hair, I poop my pants, because our trajectory is changed by 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0.99
00:11:25.000 Now, a car door ramming into you?
00:11:29.000 I mean, I would just have explosive diarrhea immediately and start crying.
00:11:33.000 By the way, if you see me on the roads and you listen to this podcast, please don't do that just to see explosive diarrhea.
00:11:40.000 It's not worth it.
00:11:41.000 We'll all die. 1.00
00:11:43.000 Because I'll find you in my wheelchair and I'll shoot you with a shotgun 17 years later. 1.00
00:11:49.000 Anyway, so he's hitting him with this door and he's like swerving and everyone realized later that what they were trying to do is to get him like knocked off the side of the road and then yelling. 0.98
00:12:02.000 Because that's a great picture.
00:12:03.000 And it is a good picture.
00:12:04.000 Man, famous person, Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend at the time.
00:12:07.000 They weren't married.
00:12:10.000 Loses his temper with his motorbike on his side and like broken, you know, plastic everywhere and the rearview mirror is shattered off. 1.00
00:12:17.000 That's the fucking life these people lead. 1.00
00:12:18.000 Like conservatives complain, like Maxine Waters says go to their house, say no peace, no sleep. 1.00
00:12:23.000 And I know it's a highly unpopular opinion.
00:12:27.000 But celebrities go through this kind of life.
00:12:30.000 And I tried to write this up.
00:12:32.000 I think I wrote it for Tacky Mag eventually, but no one else wanted the story because they were so unsympathetic.
00:12:37.000 But Justin had a good point.
00:12:39.000 He would say, look, I like writing scripts. 0.70
00:12:42.000 I like acting, which I think is gay, but whatever. 1.00
00:12:45.000 I like a lot of gay shit. 1.00
00:12:47.000 I like fashion. 1.00
00:12:50.000 Why am I punished for this?
00:12:52.000 For this vocation?
00:12:53.000 And why do I have to quit?
00:12:55.000 Because sometimes I'd say, just don't bother.
00:12:57.000 Just keep writing.
00:12:58.000 Writing's more fun anyway. 0.98
00:13:00.000 And he goes, no, writing, they fuck with your script, and they change everything. 0.77
00:13:04.000 At least with acting, you go in there, do a day's work, you get the money, it's easy, and you're totally in control of how you act. 0.82
00:13:10.000 I mean, I'm sure the director can say things, but you are in control of your craft.
00:13:15.000 I got that point, but then I go, but then you're famous. 0.98
00:13:18.000 And that sucks, and it's a prison in a way.
00:13:23.000 Like I went to a, this is a very name-droppy episode, but I went to see a Yankees game with Will Ferrell. 0.98
00:13:30.000 And sitting down, having a nice time, obviously insane seats, we're basically in the umpire's foreskin.
00:13:37.000 And, uh, the owner of the, or the PR woman from Yankee Stadium comes over and says, hey, um, we're promoting, it was during, when he was doing that Land of the Lost movie, and she goes, we're promoting Land of the Lost, if you could just like on camera say, hey, I love the Yankees and welcome to Yankee Stadium.
00:13:53.000 And he goes, yeah, I don't feel like doing that.
00:13:56.000 I just want to enjoy the game, thanks.
00:13:57.000 And she goes, well, we are promoting your movie, so it would kind of mean a lot if you could just say, you know, welcome to Yankee Stadium.
00:14:04.000 And he goes, nah, I don't really feel like... And they had a back and forth, you know, like five, eh, nah, meh, nah, no, I don't want to do it, no, I think you should, no, I don't want to do it.
00:14:13.000 I mean, that's not obviously, like, having someone scream, no peace, no sleep.
00:14:17.000 But this guy deals with that every waking moment.
00:14:21.000 And this is before selfies were big.
00:14:23.000 I'm talking about, like, ten years ago now.
00:14:26.000 But, uh, Jesus Lord.
00:14:28.000 Actually, I could... He saw Sophie Can Walk. 0.99
00:14:30.000 That's how I ended up there.
00:14:32.000 And she was probably two when I did that.
00:14:35.000 So it would have been nine years ago.
00:14:36.000 Anyway.
00:14:38.000 Um... 0.98
00:14:39.000 These people are constantly harassed so so anyway to get back to Justin so they're they're ramming their door into him and he's on his bike and of course he's rich so his fucking rich people's motorbikes are bad news man like these fucking 15,000 oh sorry 1500 cc BMWs you just you're sitting on it and you go this is a smooth ride why are cars whipping past me behind me and then you look at this pedometer it says because you're going 140 dude slow the fuck down 0.97
00:15:09.000 I like shitty bikes where to go 60 you feel like pieces are going to start flying off. 0.98
00:15:14.000 That's my cup of tea. 0.77
00:15:15.000 I like it nice and slow.
00:15:18.000 60, 70, that's real fast.
00:15:21.000 80, 90 on a motorcycle?
00:15:23.000 If I keep thinking about it right now I'll start farting.
00:15:29.000 Like when I'm in my car and those guys go
00:15:33.000 Just like these Puerto Ricans, well, these gangs will weave in and out if you're near Harlem on the West Side Highway and they'll go whipping through. 1.00
00:15:44.000 Oh my god, I'm like, when you hit one brick and you're just, you're gonna be sand.
00:15:50.000 Your jaw will be gone and you'll look like some horrible World War II picture where you have to double-click permission.
00:15:56.000 Are you sure you want to look at this?
00:15:57.000 Yes.
00:15:57.000 This may contain offensive content?
00:15:59.000 Yes, yes.
00:16:00.000 You become offensive content.
00:16:02.000 You're one brick away from offensive content.
00:16:07.000 So anyway, I think he pulls over, but he doesn't wipe out. 1.00
00:16:11.000 And he knows his thing is just keep smiling.
00:16:14.000 Hello, hi.
00:16:15.000 Because if you get mad, that's their... So they'll say things like, why aren't you having babies with Jen?
00:16:20.000 Is her womb barren? 1.00
00:16:21.000 And then put up the cameras, just as he's about to go, fuck you! 1.00
00:16:26.000 So they'll say horrible things about your wife and your girlfriend and your family and your mother and... Why did your brother die? 1.00
00:16:31.000 Is it because he's gay? 0.98
00:16:33.000 Is that why he got AIDS? 0.99
00:16:35.000 Is that why... Was it heroin or AIDS that killed your brother yesterday?
00:16:38.000 And you have to go, alright, okay, excuse me, alrighty.
00:16:42.000 Because you don't want to give them the victory.
00:16:43.000 You know, it's like having a Scottish dad.
00:16:45.000 He wants to make you mad.
00:16:46.000 He wants you to snap and you have to keep going, you're not making me mad, old man.
00:16:51.000 So he pulls over and here's a crazy part of the story. 0.98
00:16:54.000 Apparently, the top brass paps, the TMZs, found out about this and were fucking pissed. 0.96
00:17:01.000 This is like the Mafia, basically. 0.97
00:17:03.000 It's funny, by the way.
00:17:04.000 L.A.
00:17:05.000 was founded by David Fox of 20th Century Fox, and his thing was, New York has too many rules.
00:17:12.000 It's impossible to shoot there.
00:17:13.000 I know all the movies are made in New York, but it's getting too top-heavy.
00:17:17.000 It's getting... I want the Wild West.
00:17:19.000 I want to just make a movie, for fuck's sakes, without having to deal with all these people. 0.99
00:17:22.000 So he went down to L.A. 0.99
00:17:24.000 I don't know when, the 30s, 40s, 50s, I have no idea.
00:17:27.000 And he started making movies down there.
00:17:30.000 And they just, it was an open lot, and of course the weather's perfect for shooting, it never rains, it's always sunny, perfect.
00:17:35.000 And they created the movie industry.
00:17:38.000 But of course, over time, it ends up being just as bad, and now for every dollar, you talk to a celebrity, for every dollar they make, 0.93
00:17:46.000 Fuckin' 40 cents before tax goes to the agent and the business manager and CAA and all these people. 0.97
00:17:55.000 And now it's just the mob. 1.00
00:17:57.000 The paparazzi are the mob.
00:17:58.000 So the top Corleones, the top bosses over at TMZ, were pissed off about what happened with Justin.
00:18:08.000 So they said, uh, take care of it.
00:18:11.000 Make sure those guys go.
00:18:12.000 So those guys got arrested.
00:18:14.000 They got caught and arrested.
00:18:16.000 Because the main paps got mad at the other paps.
00:18:18.000 Which brings me back, sorry, to my point a million years ago, which is...
00:18:24.000 I want to just go get a beer.
00:18:25.000 There's a few, there's not a lot, but there's a few good bars in LA.
00:18:30.000 There's some bar called, it's near Jimmy Kimmel Live, it starts with the letter B, it's like Ballantine's or something.
00:18:36.000 It's a great bar, tons of booths.
00:18:38.000 I went there with Derek What's-His-Name from Drunk History.
00:18:41.000 It's a fun bar to go and have a few pints at.
00:18:44.000 We would have Proud Boys meetings there.
00:18:46.000 There's a big backyard and stuff.
00:18:49.000 I don't enjoy being at someone's house.
00:18:50.000 But when you're a celebrity, you can't leave the house.
00:18:54.000 So you're like Pablo Escobar.
00:18:56.000 You're on a beautiful compound with an incredible view.
00:19:00.000 But remember in National Lampoon's Vacation when Chevy Chase sees the Grand Canyon and he sort of looks out over and goes, okay, let's get back in the car.
00:19:09.000 That's how I feel about a nice view.
00:19:11.000 It's awesome.
00:19:13.000 But I'm over it.
00:19:14.000 Pretty quick.
00:19:15.000 Like, it doesn't change.
00:19:19.000 Bars? 0.98
00:19:19.000 I'm into conversation. 0.98
00:19:20.000 I like chatting with people.
00:19:22.000 I like going to dive bars.
00:19:23.000 That's my favourite thing.
00:19:24.000 Outside of being with my family.
00:19:28.000 So, being a celebrity blows.
00:19:32.000 Anyway, to get back to Milo, after the Orlando thing, the Pulse thing, we said, what would be the most offensive thing we could do that would piss off Islam the most? 0.99
00:19:42.000 Let's be homosexuals at the site of the Pulse shooting. 1.00
00:19:47.000 So we went down to Oakland. 0.98
00:19:48.000 Oh yeah, that was it.
00:19:50.000 Milo thinks he's Mick Jagger. 0.97
00:19:51.000 I remember just as a little side thing, this entire fucking podcast is a side thing, but 0.92
00:19:57.000 I think we were at Freedom Weekend or something? 0.88
00:19:59.000 And he's like, hi darling, how are you?
00:20:01.000 Hold on a second, darling.
00:20:02.000 I've even been alone with him in a hotel room.
00:20:04.000 Just me and him in a hotel room.
00:20:05.000 And he's still like, sorry darling, sorry, I have to get ready.
00:20:08.000 He's putting on like pearl earrings and storming from like the bathroom to the dressing room and putting on, like he's always sort of being chased by the paparazzi even though they're not there.
00:20:18.000 I'm running around.
00:20:19.000 I forget what this was for.
00:20:20.000 Oh, this was for the art show where he was in a bathtub full of pig's blood. 0.67
00:20:24.000 And I made a bunch of pictures where I was like in chains and I was dressed as a woman holding a sign that said rape.
00:20:31.000 And I forget what my other picture was, but it was just a parody of, you know, the left.
00:20:35.000 And Martin Shkreli was there.
00:20:37.000 He had a pill that was in a giant case, a very expensive pill.
00:20:43.000 It was a fun little art show that we had in the West Village back when winning was everything.
00:20:49.000 Winning's still everything, but it was less...
00:20:54.000 It was less plagued by the mentally ill back then. 0.99
00:20:56.000 Now you're worried about, you know, people fucking screaming at you at baseball games. 0.99
00:21:00.000 I told you about that the other day. 0.99
00:21:02.000 The freaks have come out at night, and now we're dealing with zombies roaming the streets going... Back then the zombies only came out in the dark.
00:21:11.000 Now the zombies are everywhere.
00:21:12.000 Anyway...
00:21:16.000 It was at Freedom Weekend and he's running around and he's like, hi darling, come upstairs, come upstairs.
00:21:20.000 And he's got his entourage and his security.
00:21:22.000 And the thing about a conservative event is it's sort of like being a celebrity at the Academy Awards.
00:21:28.000 Like you don't have to worry about selfies or people bothering you because everyone there.
00:21:32.000 Like when we were there at that bar, there was at the Freedom Weekend, we said, come on, darling, let's go to my room.
00:21:38.000 There was like James Damore.
00:21:41.000 Dave Rubin, Cassandra Fairbanks, Laura Loomer, Jack Posobiec, Mike Cernovich, like, all the right-wing dudes.
00:21:50.000 And I'd rather hang out with them than run up to your room.
00:21:52.000 What are we doing at your room?
00:21:53.000 So we go up to his room, and he puts on a smoking jacket.
00:21:57.000 Like a silk smoking jacket.
00:21:59.000 And there's like 15 people there, by the way.
00:22:01.000 And then he says, I have to write my column, darling.
00:22:04.000 And I'm sitting there going, all right, well, I don't want to sit here while you write your column.
00:22:09.000 Just like Justin in L.A., where I'm like, can we go to a dive bar, please, and just hang?
00:22:16.000 And there's so many, like, I really wanted to talk to James Damore, who, by the way, is kind of dull. 0.99
00:22:21.000 And his fucking nose. 0.99
00:22:22.000 This is the Google guy who said that it's possible that women aren't naturally predisposed for programming. 1.00
00:22:31.000 His nose is toucan-esque.
00:22:38.000 If he painted himself several different colors, he could live in the Amazonian jungle with wings and no one would notice him.
00:22:46.000 His nose is bigger than his body.
00:22:49.000 Kind of dull guy, pretty cool guy though. 0.94
00:22:51.000 Very intelligent, obviously. 0.99
00:22:53.000 And so I go, I want to go back downstairs and talk to like fucking Malcolm Gladwell or whatever his name is. 0.98
00:22:58.000 It wasn't Malcolm Gladwell. 0.97
00:22:59.000 And he goes, alright darling, I'll come with you, I'll come with you, I'll come back downstairs.
00:23:04.000 But you just put on a smoking, like a robe.
00:23:06.000 Alright.
00:23:07.000 So he's got slippers and a robe on.
00:23:11.000 And then, so we go back down to the bar, and then his bodyguard shows up from some previous gig, and he's like, oh darling, I haven't seen you in so long.
00:23:18.000 And then they sit and talk for a while.
00:23:20.000 I was just like, that's too much.
00:23:21.000 Anyway, for the Pulse nightclub thing, I meet him in Oakland.
00:23:25.000 Hi darling, come up to my hotel.
00:23:27.000 So I go there, and there's a bunch of, like, millennial, what do they call them, twinks, sitting on the bed.
00:23:35.000 I don't mean in a sexual way, just like typing away and doing stuff.
00:23:38.000 He's like, what do you have to drink?
00:23:39.000 We're having Don Perignon.
00:23:40.000 Do you like champagne? 1.00
00:23:41.000 No, fuck. 1.00
00:23:42.000 I hate champagne. 1.00
00:23:44.000 Champagne is fizzy piss that goes up your nose like, like, uh, Alka-Seltzer.
00:23:50.000 I don't like seeing people drink champagne.
00:23:50.000 Get it out of my face.
00:23:53.000 Well, what are you having then?
00:23:54.000 And I go, I just, give me a Maker's Mark, I guess.
00:23:57.000 All right, rocks?
00:23:58.000 Yes.
00:24:00.000 So, a little bit of time goes by.
00:24:03.000 He buys like four bottles of Dom Perignon.
00:24:07.000 And all these millennials are drinking them.
00:24:08.000 I suspect the kids don't like it either.
00:24:11.000 And, uh, my Maker's Mark arrives.
00:24:14.000 It is four Maker's Mark glasses that are both doubles, and then a bucket of ice on a tray. 0.98
00:24:23.000 That's a lot of fucking- that's eight. 0.98
00:24:25.000 That's eight Maker's Marks. 0.99
00:24:27.000 That's, I think, half a bottle. 0.98
00:24:29.000 I don't know the exact math, but I can't- half a bottle and I am fucking toasted. 0.81
00:24:35.000 So we get down to the site of the shooting, and I gotta admit, I'm kind of scared. 0.99
00:24:38.000 We're going there to taunt Islam, and we're going to be gay lords at the site where about, I think, 84 homosexuals were just massacred outside a gay nightclub. 0.96
00:24:51.000 So we go there, he does a great speech. 0.97
00:24:53.000 His speeches are always very good. 1.00
00:24:55.000 It's fucking hot as shit. 1.00
00:24:56.000 And then I do my speech, which sucks because I'm drunk. 0.99
00:24:59.000 I should never drink before a speech. 1.00
00:25:01.000 And then I end it with, fuck Islam, and then Milo and I make out. 1.00
00:25:07.000 I'm good. 1.00
00:25:22.000 And by the way, no coverage from the LGBTQ community.
00:25:26.000 Here we are defending you, risking our lives, and we had serious bodyguards.
00:25:30.000 Like, we had to look at all the rooftops and stuff and make sure there was no snipers, because we'd announced it in advance.
00:25:37.000 So, you know, we've got armed guards watching us, this guy. 0.99
00:25:40.000 You wouldn't believe the fucking money these guys make in Florida. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Sucks! 1.00
00:25:46.000 These guys are there, they're fully armed, and some of them are making like ten to twenty dollars an hour. 0.99
00:25:53.000 Our guys were well paid, but I was talking to the guy for a while, and it was shocking some of the money he gets offered.
00:25:58.000 Like how terrible it is.
00:25:59.000 I'll offer you a hundred bucks.
00:26:01.000 Or, actually this was part of what he said the problem with the Pulse nightclub was. 1.00
00:26:05.000 The money they were offering was so fucking shitty... 0.97
00:26:09.000 You have a concealed carry permit, which I guess is pretty common in Florida like in New York It's the rarest thing in the world to make much better money But they're like you need to conceal carry permit bring your own gun and we'll pay you a hundred bucks for the night Maybe you'll make some money in tips No, so the security sucked because I know I guess I'm inadvertently blaming the club here for the massacre saying you should have spent more money on security so 0.99
00:26:34.000 Um, we had all those guys, you know, watching, ready to shoot, ready to destroy.
00:26:38.000 And, uh, we did all that, and I think it was brave.
00:26:42.000 Sorry, but I'm pretty proud of that event.
00:26:45.000 It's funny, conservatives, like traditional conservatives, go, you made out with a dude?
00:26:49.000 What did your wife think? 1.00
00:26:50.000 Yeah, I was really making out with him.
00:26:53.000 We were really in a passionate embrace.
00:26:56.000 My poor wife was tossing and turning all night, the time I had an affair. 1.00
00:27:01.000 Wake the fuck up, dummy. 0.99
00:27:05.000 But I noticed after that these gay dudes would make out in the comfort of their own living room and they'd kiss each other and they said they had some hashtag like, love, you can't stop love or we still love each other. 1.00
00:27:20.000 Like, you're fucking gay. 1.00
00:27:23.000 You're making out with your boyfriend that you love in your own living room and you're taking a picture of it that goes out to all your friends. 1.00
00:27:30.000 That has got to be one of the least brave things in the history of bravery.
00:27:37.000 You are officially at the bottom of the brave totem pole.
00:27:44.000 Anyway, uh, I was talking to Milo today and I said, uh, when you were talking about those death squads, before I knew it was a private message, I still thought it was funny.
00:27:53.000 I mean, that's the thing about all this civility. 0.99
00:27:56.000 Fuck civility. 0.99
00:27:56.000 They've been talking about us. 0.99
00:27:58.000 Remember, die cis scum? 1.00
00:28:00.000 Cis meaning you identify with the gender you were born with? 1.00
00:28:04.000 So they've been saying die us, die that, and we're fucking losers, and smash the patriarchy, and kill all white men, and all white men are rapists, and blah blah blah. 1.00
00:28:12.000 They've been talking like this forever so I'm not going to parse my words anymore. 1.00
00:28:16.000 So when Milo says go and fucking kill the journalists, I can get the irony and I can get the context and I don't start blaming him for every death. 0.99
00:28:25.000 I don't think we need to 0.99
00:28:27.000 That's what we should be doing.
00:28:45.000 Taking the fight to them.
00:28:46.000 Because when you sit there and you negotiate the terms of your demise, like, please may I have a bump stock?
00:28:53.000 Okay, I'll give away a bump- That's all negotiating your own death. 0.99
00:28:58.000 Please can you not kill me in front of my kids? 1.00
00:29:00.000 Can you just kill me in a grassy knoll? 1.00
00:29:02.000 Maybe on the edge of a cliff? 0.99
00:29:03.000 Like the Grand Canyon after Chevy Chase has a look at it?
00:29:06.000 Maybe I could just be killed there and just disappear, promise to be kind? 1.00
00:29:10.000 Fuck that! 1.00
00:29:11.000 Take the fight to them. 1.00
00:29:13.000 No more civility.
00:29:15.000 No more negotiations.
00:29:16.000 No more taking the high road.
00:29:18.000 Take the low road. 1.00
00:29:19.000 Be a dirty cocksucker. 1.00
00:29:20.000 It's like street fighting. 1.00
00:29:22.000 You don't sit there with your dukes up. 0.94
00:29:23.000 You bite his ear off. 1.00
00:29:25.000 You kick him in the balls. 1.00
00:29:27.000 You smash his head against the concrete. 1.00
00:29:29.000 Why are we being so nice about everything? 1.00
00:29:31.000 I'm done with that shit. 1.00
00:29:33.000 And he told me that Ann Coulter had messaged him and said, great line. 1.00
00:29:38.000 Good stuff.
00:29:39.000 And of course now, after all these journalists have said you're the reason there was that shooting, he's suing them all.
00:29:45.000 And I think that's healthy too. 1.00
00:29:48.000 These fuckers need repercussions. 1.00
00:29:50.000 You know, they've admitted that they aren't looking for a... I was gonna say a civil war. 1.00
00:29:57.000 Civil, comma, war.
00:30:00.000 They aren't looking for a fair war.
00:30:02.000 They are looking for
00:30:04.000 Total destruction.
00:30:06.000 And they lie about it too.
00:30:07.000 Like they say, we want open borders because we're a nation of immigrants and we just want for families to be able to hold their babies and kiss them on their little soft, soft spot and tell their little, Jose, I love you, Jose.
00:30:24.000 And then we hear later, they go, actually, if we stopped immigration, it would be electoral suicide.
00:30:29.000 Meaning, we just want them for votes. 1.00
00:30:31.000 We don't give a fuck if they live or die. 0.99
00:30:32.000 That's why Obama sent those guns down in Fast and Furious. 0.99
00:30:36.000 He sent guns to Mexico without serial numbers so there'd be murder and mayhem and guns would look bad.
00:30:43.000 This is all well documented in Katie Pavlich's book, Fast and Furious.
00:30:48.000 So we know you don't really care.
00:30:49.000 And then the other lie they do is, we just want fair gun control.
00:30:54.000 I actually...
00:30:56.000 I'm an ex-military person, and I actually advocate the Second Amendment.
00:30:59.000 I just think we don't need a Uzi.
00:31:02.000 And then later they go, yeah, I actually was lying.
00:31:05.000 I just want to get rid of all your guns. 0.99
00:31:06.000 All right, so now you're a liar. 1.00
00:31:07.000 You're like a junkie. 1.00
00:31:08.000 You ever live with a junkie?
00:31:10.000 And they go, yeah, man, hey, I'm not sure what happened to your CDs.
00:31:14.000 Um, there was a guy over here earlier that was looking kind of scared.
00:31:17.000 No, you stole my CDs, dude. 1.00
00:31:19.000 So now I'm stealing your shit. 1.00
00:31:21.000 Party's over. 1.00
00:31:22.000 I'm not listening to the junkies anymore.
00:31:24.000 And that's what the left have become. 1.00
00:31:25.000 A bunch of fucking lying junkies. 1.00
00:31:30.000 Anyway, I'm sorry to get so heavy on this podcast, but I've had a very political day, okay? 1.00
00:31:38.000 I guess I should give a shout out to WeThePeopleHolsters.com.
00:31:44.000 We the People holsters make customized holster holders.
00:31:49.000 You can change the cant and the ride on them.
00:31:52.000 You can customize.
00:31:52.000 They'll pay for the design.
00:31:53.000 They go for about $34.
00:31:55.000 If you put in the promo code GAVIN, then they go down to $24.
00:32:00.000 And I've been talking to people in the chubby community, like myself, and they say that these holsters are particularly comfortable. 0.99
00:32:06.000 Because they're so adjustable and they also have a hard shell on the outside.
00:32:11.000 It's this new technology polymer technology where you sort of cook it and you can shape it exactly to your body and your gun.
00:32:22.000 And I'm getting my concealed carry permit, by the way, very soon.
00:32:27.000 I just finished the class.
00:32:28.000 I just have to send in the paperwork.
00:32:30.000 And in the suburbs of New York, it's actually quite easy.
00:32:33.000 And I've already got my gun, 380 bodyguard.
00:32:35.000 I'm going to have a bigger one for home protection. 0.99
00:32:37.000 I'm going to have a big fucking Clint Eastwood beast that blows their head off. 0.99
00:32:41.000 Not just because I want to blow their head off, but also I don't want it to go through the walls and hurt my kids. 1.00
00:32:45.000 So I'm going to have some sort of shell that explodes on impact and stops in the thief. 0.82
00:32:49.000 Which is funny, too, by the way, with all this talk of, like, Maxine Waters saying go to their homes and, you know, shame them in public.
00:32:57.000 That works when Sarah Huckabee Saunders is going out for a chicken sandwich with her dad, or when Tommy Lauren is going to get some mozzarella sticks with her mom. 0.65
00:33:08.000 But you're eventually going to come across someone like me who is armed and isn't going to politely leave.
00:33:13.000 That's the problem with the left.
00:33:14.000 And they did this at one of Milo's talks, by the way.
00:33:18.000 I think it was in Seattle, I'm not positive.
00:33:20.000 But there's a story that there was a shooting at one of his talks.
00:33:24.000 Yes, that's true. 0.96
00:33:26.000 But it wasn't some nut-bar right winger who was just like, yee-haw, I'm gonna shoot all the antifa. 0.97
00:33:31.000 There was some antifa alt-left nut who was smashing people in the head in the lineup, one by one. 0.99
00:33:38.000 Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:33:40.000 Eventually, they got to a guy who says, no, no bonk.
00:33:45.000 He shot the guy.
00:33:47.000 And Milo's intelligent enough to have everything on camera, so that's going to come out soon.
00:33:52.000 But that's what's going to happen to the left.
00:33:53.000 They're going to keep antagonizing people, and eventually they're going to come across someone with a we-the-people-holsters.com holster, and they're going to say, no, you're not attacking me.
00:34:03.000 And that's the funny thing about this recent sort of civil war that's going on.
00:34:08.000 It's a bunch of eight-year-olds picking a fight with a bunch of grown-ups.
00:34:11.000 It's a bunch of unarmed people who have never been in a fight declaring war on these Trump supporters, insisting that they're all Nazis.
00:34:20.000 And the people that they're talking about are not Nazis, but they are brawlers and they are prepared to fight.
00:34:27.000 And the left hasn't really been in a fight. 0.98
00:34:30.000 So it's a ridiculous challenge.
00:34:32.000 It's basically, if you want, I did a documentary about it on YouTube you can watch.
00:34:36.000 It's called How to Fight a Baby.
00:34:39.000 And it's got about 14 million views now, 13 million.
00:34:42.000 And I think it clearly explains where this civil war is headed.
00:34:47.000 Thank you for tuning in.
00:34:48.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:34:50.000 I'll see you on Monday, and please, we are not taking a time out for July 4th for Independence Day weekend.
00:34:56.000 We have an Independence Day show.
00:34:57.000 It's a very fun show.
00:34:58.000 We got Stephanie Hamel.
00:35:00.000 We got Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner.
00:35:07.000 We have Derek Hunter, who just did a great book.
00:35:10.000 I think it's called Outrage, about how the left is destroying America and Hollywood and science.
00:35:15.000 And then we have Kurt Schiller, the baseball legend, who will be talking about not just political correctness and how it affected his career, but also baseball and how it's changed since the days of nails and the Mets in the 80s and the cocaine and the partying and how it's become more family friendly and which was better. 0.98
00:35:35.000 Uh oh, I'm looking at the levels now and this fucking show looks real quiet. 0.73
00:35:40.000 Hope you got high quality headphones! 0.98
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