Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 15, 2018


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Gavin McInnes talks about the Sonics' cover of "Louie Louie Louie" and the feminist obsession with turning women into men, James O'Keefe's latest expose on the media, and much, much more!

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00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:26.000 Get Off My Lawn Sonics covering Louie Louie from Rhino Records Best of Louie Louie album, Rhino Records upstate New York record label that deals with all that stuff.
00:00:46.000 Can you believe the Sonics?
00:00:48.000 They're from the early 60s.
00:00:50.000 Rock and Roll was barely born and they were doing punk rock.
00:00:53.000 That song, that cover, is one of their more mild tunes.
00:00:57.000 They're always screaming their heads off.
00:01:00.000 What the hell is that pedal?
00:01:01.000 It turns the guitar into some sort of carnivorous animal.
00:01:06.000 What a band.
00:01:07.000 I remember Robert Dean.
00:01:08.000 He was a guy who would look after my house in Costa Rica, and he was in the band Japan.
00:01:13.000 He also played with Gary Newman, and he had retired there after a severe cocaine problem, and he looked after my house.
00:01:19.000 And I'd say, Robert, you were around when the Sonics were around.
00:01:22.000 That must have been insane, those shows.
00:01:25.000 And he goes, yes, well, for those of us who were there, it was no big deal.
00:01:30.000 We'd have ruined them.
00:01:32.000 I actually kind of ruined them for myself.
00:01:33.000 I saw them recently, the Sonics.
00:01:35.000 They're about 100 years old now.
00:01:37.000 And I didn't listen to them for a while after that.
00:01:40.000 They have to be preserved in amber in those years, the early 60s, playing punk rock before punk rock existed.
00:01:47.000 I'm going to go into Sonics Kick after this.
00:01:49.000 So I've got a great show for you today.
00:01:51.000 I cram in so much stuff into this show that I don't get a chance to really long form explain something.
00:01:57.000 So I'm going to mansplain you millennial splaining in a long segment. 1.00
00:02:01.000 I also want to long explain, man-splain this sort of feminist obsession with turning women into men and how it's wrecking movies in Hollywood. 1.00
00:02:10.000 So I'll get into that in long form, but let's squeeze some stuff in.
00:02:14.000 James O'Keefe.
00:02:16.000 James O'Keefe is continuing his crusade against the media.
00:02:19.000 I've tried to block people like Skernovich and stuff like that, then mute and stuff like that, but they still show up all the time.
00:02:29.000 That's something we're working on.
00:02:30.000 I mean, how?
00:02:31.000 I don't know what's on there.
00:02:32.000 It's something we're working on.
00:02:33.000 We're trying to get this s*** going on to go off.
00:02:35.000 It's a product thing.
00:02:37.000 Oh, did you hear that?
00:02:38.000 We're trying to get the sh ⁇ people not to show up. 1.00
00:02:41.000 And in James's latest expose, you can check it out at ProjectVeryTest.com.
00:02:45.000 Twitter admits that 100% of the people at Twitter hate Trump and conservatives.
00:02:50.000 They search for redneck things like Trump and fiscal conservatism and the Constitution and the First Amendment, all that other great stuff. 0.97
00:02:58.000 And they shadow ban us.
00:03:00.000 I'm sure I'm part of this.
00:03:01.000 And what happens is we don't think people are engaging in our content, so we're less enthusiastic, we tweet less, we participate in it less, and we just sort of go away.
00:03:10.000 And they conceded it all.
00:03:11.000 One thing James doesn't mention in this expose that I thought was interesting is everyone seems to have an accent at Twitter.
00:03:18.000 So it's these H-1B visa programs.
00:03:21.000 We're bringing in people from another country for cheap labor and then using them to sabotage us. 1.00
00:03:28.000 That doesn't sit right with me.
00:03:31.000 Can we find some non-ingrates?
00:03:34.000 Can we get some people who appreciate America to come over here and do our work?
00:03:37.000 I don't like being shadow banned, but I also really don't like being shadow banned by an immigrant. 1.00
00:03:43.000 Accents galore over there.
00:03:45.000 What else do we got here?
00:03:46.000 Oh yeah.
00:03:48.000 We've always known that they bring in these illegal immigrants and immigrants in general because Democrats think it's good for votes, right? 0.99
00:03:54.000 But they've never been so open about it as they are recently.
00:03:59.000 We have the DNC admitting that the fight to protect DREAMers is not only a moral imperative, it is also a critical component of the Democratic Party's future electoral success.
00:04:13.000 Well, I'm glad that cat's out of the bag now, right?
00:04:15.000 We've just admitted that we bring in immigrants because we need the votes.
00:04:19.000 Yeah, but you guys are also destroying the country.
00:04:21.000 You've also got these Twitter accents trying to mute the president and end conservatism in America.
00:04:29.000 And speaking of women sabotaging the world. 1.00
00:04:32.000 Notice, by the way, all these examples are female. 0.74
00:04:35.000 Is that a coincidence?
00:04:36.000 This woman, Hassan, she looks like a Muslim. 0.92
00:04:39.000 I think she's Muslim, and she is the head of Twitter Trust and Safety.
00:04:44.000 So we've got Muslim women, likely chests, in control of our information. 1.00
00:04:50.000 We also have women in academia telling us that meritocracy is racist. 1.00
00:04:56.000 Now, this article, you have to sort of translate it from academia, but it's fun reading her original quotes.
00:05:03.000 She says that judging things based on their merit is a tool of whiteness.
00:05:08.000 Whiteness.
00:05:10.000 I hate the word whiteness.
00:05:11.000 And she says, teachers often view participation of marginalized students as off-task, unproductive, or distracting, even when it reflects students' membership of and competence in another social context, unbeknownst.
00:05:22.000 I don't understand what she's saying.
00:05:24.000 I don't understand this.
00:05:26.000 But the teacher is saying that she is dismissing one of the most salient features of the child's identity and that she does not account for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:33.000 I hate academia.
00:05:35.000 They don't speak English.
00:05:38.000 They're worse than immigrants. 1.00
00:05:40.000 Look at her face.
00:05:43.000 She screams the enemy. 1.00
00:05:46.000 But speaking of faces, I want to take a moment to talk about something pretty serious.
00:05:51.000 This woman, Ann Karochi, in Gooding, Idaho, has been charged with having sex with one of her high school students.
00:06:00.000 A boy, I believe he was 17, was sexually molested by this woman, this evil predator.
00:06:08.000 And there's a lot of pictures of her online.
00:06:10.000 You can see her bone structure there.
00:06:12.000 She appears to be half Japanese, obviously in great shape.
00:06:16.000 There she is at a baseball game.
00:06:17.000 There she's wearing skin-tight clothes. 0.99
00:06:19.000 And one thing no one ever talks about with these stories is the suffering that the father and this boy have to go through with excessive high fives.
00:06:30.000 If you do one or two high fives, your hand stings a little bit and it hurts.
00:06:34.000 But this boy and his dad are probably getting dozens and dozens of brutal high fives from every other dad and high school student in the community.
00:06:44.000 Every guy they see is giving them a blistering high five.
00:06:47.000 And that gets to the point where it can chafe the skin, it can split the skin, it can even lead to bleeding.
00:06:53.000 And I don't doubt that both the hands of both of these guys are swollen to the point of Mickey Mouse hands.
00:07:01.000 Their hands are probably bright tomato red, and they look like Mickey Mouse hands.
00:07:05.000 But you don't hear about that in the mainstream media.
00:07:08.000 All you hear about is this predator.
00:07:10.000 Anyway, let's talk to Cassandra about serious stuff.
00:07:19.000 Today is January 11th.
00:07:20.000 It is a five-year anniversary.
00:07:22.000 That doesn't seem like a very nice word for someone's suicide, but that's what he did five years ago today.
00:07:27.000 He hanged himself.
00:07:28.000 He was facing six months in prison for hacking.
00:07:30.000 He was an internet hacktivist.
00:07:32.000 Some people think it was murder.
00:07:33.000 I don't.
00:07:34.000 He had lots of mental problems, probably autistic. 0.98
00:07:36.000 Geniuses usually have problems.
00:07:39.000 Plus, nerds don't do well in prison.
00:07:42.000 But he hacked into MIT.
00:07:44.000 He got a lot of government documents out to the people.
00:07:48.000 The internet hacktivist scene is much like the new right today.
00:07:51.000 Assange has been a common thread, and so is Cassandra Fairbanks.
00:07:55.000 She met Aaron a few times, and she was devastated by his death.
00:07:58.000 Let's talk to her now about this deathiversary of a great man.
00:08:03.000 Cassandra, are you there?
00:08:05.000 I'm here.
00:08:08.000 Today's a consequential day, January 11th, five years ago today.
00:08:13.000 Aaron Schwartz hanged himself.
00:08:15.000 Did he hang himself?
00:08:16.000 Yes.
00:08:17.000 And that was because he was facing jail time for hacking.
00:08:22.000 Correct.
00:08:23.000 Why don't you tell us a little bit about Aaron?
00:08:25.000 Because not many people know about him.
00:08:27.000 Well, Aaron was a genius.
00:08:31.000 He was one of the people who helped to found Reddit.
00:08:35.000 He's behind, what is it?
00:08:41.000 The Wiki.
00:08:43.000 He was a big Wikipedia editor.
00:08:45.000 Yeah, well, but he also, he founded a lot of, you know, open source things.
00:08:50.000 He was a huge digital rights activist.
00:08:54.000 He helped to stop SOPA, which was the anti-privacy bill or anti-piracy bill.
00:09:02.000 He was an all-around, just an internet guy.
00:09:06.000 He sort of started, I mean, he's pre-Assange, pre- all of this sort of WikiLeaks stuff.
00:09:12.000 No, it was around the same time as Assange.
00:09:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:09:16.000 Because that's what kind of happened.
00:09:19.000 So basically, he was a student at MIT, and he decided that he wanted to free all these documents, these scholarly research papers.
00:09:32.000 Right, and they were all taxpayer-funded.
00:09:34.000 So he believed that they should be free and open to everybody since they were paid for by everybody.
00:09:40.000 So what he did was he went into a closet with a computer and tapped into JSTOR and started just stealing these documents or, you know, reappropriating them or whatever, however you want to put it.
00:09:54.000 But it was during the time when there was this big WikiLeaks panic and the government was just going completely crazy over any hacktivist or internet activist or whistleblower or, you know, anybody in that realm or that world.
00:10:12.000 You know, they were going after people like Barrett Brown, Jeremy Hammond, the PayPal 14, anyone who even reminded them of like WikiLeaks.
00:10:22.000 They were just throwing.
00:10:24.000 Well, he also exposed the government.
00:10:26.000 They had that scam where they charged eight cents a page and to go through all of their stuff was hundreds and hundreds of pages.
00:10:32.000 And he said, you're hiding your own incompetence.
00:10:35.000 So he hacked into that and made all those documents available to the public.
00:10:39.000 That's what really pissed them off.
00:10:40.000 Right.
00:10:41.000 That was PACER.
00:10:42.000 And PACER still charges, but he went in and he took like 2 million, I think it was 2 million documents from there and made them all free and available to anybody.
00:10:52.000 And the government tried to go after him for it, but they couldn't because they were all public documents.
00:10:57.000 So there was nothing they could do.
00:11:01.000 Yeah, the judge aired in his favor.
00:11:02.000 So what was it that finally put him over the edge?
00:11:05.000 Because he seemed like a real fighter.
00:11:07.000 It was, well, the MIT documents.
00:11:09.000 They tried to throw him in, they wanted to put him in prison for 35 years, which is the same as what they went after Chelsea for.
00:11:19.000 Chelsea Manning got 35 years.
00:11:21.000 They were trying to do the same thing with Aaron.
00:11:24.000 And I think he just got overwhelmed.
00:11:27.000 I mean, they wanted him to take this plea agreement that would be six months, but there was also a million dollar fine.
00:11:36.000 And they were going after him.
00:11:40.000 They were attacking people who knew him, people around him.
00:11:44.000 And I think he just got overwhelmed.
00:11:46.000 I mean, it was a witch hunt.
00:11:49.000 Yeah.
00:11:50.000 It shocks me when people don't support guys like this because you look at his songs.
00:11:55.000 He's got 100% accuracy as far as releasing things.
00:11:59.000 And they don't like Trump tweeting.
00:12:01.000 And they want the mainstream media and the government to withhold information.
00:12:05.000 You think, why do you want someone else to be your master?
00:12:08.000 Don't you want all the information at your fingertips?
00:12:10.000 Why are you so scared of the truth?
00:12:13.000 Well, Aaron Schwartz once said information is power.
00:12:18.000 And just like power, some people want the only access to that information and that power.
00:12:25.000 Right, but you also have citizens who support it.
00:12:28.000 They say, oppress me, deny me, tread on me.
00:12:32.000 Well, that's the thing.
00:12:33.000 Like, and with Aaron, they were going after him.
00:12:35.000 I think he was charged with 13 things.
00:12:37.000 And 11 of the charges came from the CFAA, which is the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.
00:12:43.000 And that law, it's from the 80s.
00:12:47.000 It's super outdated.
00:12:49.000 The whole thing is crazy.
00:12:51.000 I mean, it makes violating a website's terms of service a crime.
00:12:56.000 So technically, anytime that you go online and you violate the terms of service of a website, you could technically be charged under the CFA if they felt like going after you.
00:13:06.000 And I mean, the minimum penalties are, you know, five years, 10 years, 20 years.
00:13:11.000 They're really heavy-handed penalties for really insignificant crimes.
00:13:16.000 And people support it.
00:13:17.000 I mean, they've been trying to get Aaron's law passed, which would take out the criminalization of the terms of service violations.
00:13:26.000 That's when it's been introduced, I think, twice already.
00:13:29.000 Most recently was 2015, I believe.
00:13:32.000 And it just stalled.
00:13:33.000 It went nowhere.
00:13:34.000 And this is like a common sense thing.
00:13:37.000 Like, everybody should support that.
00:13:39.000 Like, it shouldn't be a crime to violate the terms of service of a website.
00:13:44.000 And it's, yeah, it's crazy.
00:13:47.000 I mean, the EFF has been fighting to at least get it so that there's no prison time associated with violating that portion of the CFAA.
00:13:55.000 And nobody, people are not supporting it.
00:13:58.000 They don't care.
00:14:00.000 Well, I wish he hadn't given up.
00:14:01.000 I wish he hadn't killed himself because this level of freedom with complete access to everything that Assange pushes is just a matter of time.
00:14:09.000 The government and the authorities and the mainstream media can delay it, but it's an inevitability that we will have full transparency all over the internet.
00:14:16.000 Right.
00:14:17.000 For better or for worse.
00:14:18.000 Absolutely.
00:14:20.000 As it should be.
00:14:21.000 Thank you for reminding us of Aaron's brilliance, Cassandra, and thank you for coming on the show.
00:14:26.000 Thank you.
00:14:26.000 No problem.
00:14:27.000 Bye.
00:14:33.000 Millennial Splaining.
00:14:34.000 Millennial Splaining is when we talk to you like you're an idiot, even though we're only 22 years old and we have no idea what we're talking about.
00:14:42.000 We have a strange little inflection, a little bit of an upspeak at the end, and we talk down to you like we're a kindergarten teacher and you're four.
00:14:50.000 You've heard of mansplaining.
00:14:52.000 I think mansplaining is a myth.
00:14:53.000 Mansplaining is me when I say, ah, the left has too much unity, the right doesn't have enough unity.
00:15:00.000 You can tell that this is my theory and it's what I believe and I'm prepared for data that contradicts that belief.
00:15:07.000 If I say to you, there are two sides of the political spectrum.
00:15:11.000 On the left, they have a thing called too much unity.
00:15:14.000 On the right, there's a thing called not enough unity.
00:15:17.000 You'd go, who are you, expert pants? 1.00
00:15:20.000 They talk like 700-year-olds, 7,000-year-olds.
00:15:24.000 They talk like aliens from the future who are coming down here to lowly earthlings and explaining to us losers what life is.
00:15:33.000 And the crazy thing about all this, by the way, why do you have a hat indoors?
00:15:38.000 Why do they wear hats indoors?
00:15:40.000 So he's got a stupid hat on indoors and his nose that's just begging to be broken and his eyes that are begging to be gouged out.
00:15:48.000 Sorry, I'm getting carried away.
00:15:49.000 And he's coming up with this Kakamimi theory that Ebonics is a bona fide language.
00:15:55.000 That's a very weird theory.
00:15:56.000 I think it's a terrible theory.
00:15:57.000 But if you're going to present something that absurd, you might not want to patronize people.
00:16:02.000 You might want to go, wait a minute, hear me out, hear me out.
00:16:06.000 Couldn't you argue that Ebonics is kind of a language?
00:16:09.000 Because at least it's consistent.
00:16:11.000 But no, he's changed it to the acronym Aave, and he's now explaining it to us in his classroom, full of stuffed animals.
00:16:19.000 This guy collects Japanese stuffed animals.
00:16:22.000 Oh, look, he's got Totoro.
00:16:23.000 You know who I know who Totoro is?
00:16:25.000 Because my four-year-old likes those cartoons.
00:16:27.000 All right, go ahead, four-year-old.
00:16:29.000 Talk to me like you're older than me.
00:16:34.000 Oh, cute little behind the scenes.
00:16:36.000 African American Vernacular English.
00:16:38.000 Also known as Ebonics.
00:16:40.000 Okay, stop.
00:16:41.000 Also known as Ebonics.
00:16:42.000 You see the way they move their head there?
00:16:44.000 Also known as Ebonics.
00:16:46.000 And I'm deigning to explain this to you, but it's really kind of below me.
00:16:50.000 But anyway, here.
00:16:52.000 By the way, A-A-V-E, blow me. 1.00
00:16:56.000 Go ahead.
00:16:59.000 Tell me more.
00:17:00.000 But in this video, I'm just going to refer to it as Ave, because African American Vernacular English just takes too long to say.
00:17:06.000 Ave is a variety of language spoken predominantly by the black community in the United States.
00:17:11.000 It has a number of features that are distinct from general American English, which is the variety that I'm speaking now.
00:17:16.000 Ave has its own sounds, its own vocabulary, and its own grammar.
00:17:19.000 Yeah, I know!
00:17:21.000 Who doesn't know this?
00:17:22.000 Accepted theory claims that when slaves were brought over from different regions in Africa, they developed their own regional pidgin languages in order to communicate with slavers and each other, using English as a base.
00:17:32.000 Within a generation, these pidgins developed into more complex languages called creoles. 1.00
00:17:37.000 I think you're just trying to explain one variety.
00:17:41.000 In a fancy way without being surrounded by a majority English-speaking community, this creoles became more and more similar to English, a process called decreolization, until we get to its modern form today. 1.00
00:17:52.000 So given this information, it's pretty clear that Ave is not just broken English.
00:17:55.000 It has its own history as a distinct and separate language variety that just happened to become more and more like General American English over time.
00:18:03.000 Usually the way you can tell is that there's no consistency in their grammar.
00:18:08.000 And this is something you would see in people learning English as a second language.
00:18:11.000 But Ave has been shown to have its own logical, consistent grammatical rules.
00:18:15.000 And that's how we know that it's not just broken English.
00:18:18.000 For example, Ave lacks a copular verb.
00:18:21.000 In general American English, this would be is.
00:18:23.000 So he is a student.
00:18:25.000 But in Ave, you would just say he a student.
00:18:27.000 This kind of feature is actually super common in languages around the world.
00:18:30.000 It happens in Irish Gaelic, it happens in Russian, and it happens in Japanese.
00:18:34.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:18:36.000 I'm getting off in a tangent here, starting to listen to him.
00:18:40.000 But this tone, these millennials, I think it's because we outlawed bullying and then we had illegals do all their jobs because they no longer understand that they're imperfect. 1.00
00:18:50.000 They no longer understand that it's possible that we see them as completely full of sh ⁇ . 1.00
00:18:56.000 Okay, go to the next one.
00:18:58.000 Okay, this guy, this, by the way, is a lesbian trapped in a man's body. 0.81
00:19:04.000 AKA me, aka all straight men.
00:19:08.000 You mean you're a dude with long hair who looks feminine like, say, David Bowie kind of thing.
00:19:13.000 You're glam.
00:19:14.000 This guy is glam, but he calls himself a lesbian.
00:19:17.000 He's in a relationship with a woman.
00:19:19.000 And he has that exact same tone that we just saw.
00:19:22.000 The same neck gestures and the same sort of, hey, let me just explain this to you because you seem to have a lot of problem understanding the basic things.
00:19:30.000 And then he'll go off about gender and cis and how to talk to trans people.
00:19:34.000 And he doesn't get that when he says all these things, I don't go, oh, thanks.
00:19:38.000 I was trying to know how to talk to trans people.
00:19:39.000 I go, yeah, yeah, I know your stupid rules.
00:19:42.000 I think they're bullshit.
00:19:44.000 They're not facts.
00:19:45.000 Watch him talk.
00:19:46.000 Look at his tone.
00:19:49.000 I think it's best to just reframe your sentence to be more specific to what you're talking about.
00:19:53.000 And please, just don't say transgenderism.
00:19:55.000 Also, feel free to use the word cisgender or its shortened version, cis.
00:19:59.000 This simply is the opposite of transgender. 1.00
00:20:01.000 It's someone whose gender matches the gender they were assigned at birth.
00:20:04.000 So if you're not transgender or genderqueer in any way, you're cisgender. 0.61
00:20:08.000 And I think a lot of media reporting would be significantly improved if journalists just learned how to use the word cis.
00:20:13.000 For instance, a lot of studies are done on cis men and cis women, but the findings are usually reported as being applicable to just men and women.
00:20:20.000 A lot of the time, findings that are specific to cis men and cis women do not apply to trans people.
00:20:25.000 So simply adding that little three-letter word of men.
00:20:28.000 So things would be so much easier if the journalists would just adopt my stupid rules and use my terms like two spirit and cis, and that's all they have to do is listen to me.
00:20:39.000 And this again is a perfect example of what political correctness is, which is the upper classes telling the lower classes how to think, how to speak, how to operate.
00:20:48.000 I used to think that you can't get worse than that.
00:20:50.000 Classism in America.
00:20:51.000 What's more un-American than classism?
00:20:53.000 Importing British hegemony crap.
00:20:56.000 But here we have something even more annoying.
00:20:58.000 We have someone who is below me telling me how to speak.
00:21:02.000 Someone who's younger than me, less intelligent, less informed than me, making up a bunch of crazy rules, making them up, and then being disappointed that we're not taking them.
00:21:14.000 Now, this next one, well, here, let's pull it up.
00:21:18.000 Okay, this next one is a new kind of millennial explaining, but also very big on the air quotes.
00:21:24.000 And look at the arrogance.
00:21:25.000 Maybe this is because he's black too.
00:21:27.000 But he has this sort of like, yo, I'm explaining to you like this.
00:21:31.000 Now, Denzel Washington said recently that, you know, a lot of blacks are in prison because they committed crimes.
00:21:39.000 And if you don't want to go to jail, don't commit crimes.
00:21:43.000 So these millennials, they just spout the same crap they heard from their terrible Marxist teachers. 0.63
00:21:48.000 And they say, Denzel, I am Denzel Washington with you and your evil ways.
00:21:55.000 And I can prove you're wrong.
00:21:57.000 There's lots and lots of black guys in jail, five times more than whites.
00:22:01.000 Therefore, you're wrong.
00:22:02.000 What?
00:22:03.000 He didn't, that's what he's saying.
00:22:05.000 He's saying a huge percentage of these guys are guilty.
00:22:08.000 Stop committing crimes.
00:22:10.000 So they have terrible, terrible arguments, as Small and Yeo would say, not an argument.
00:22:16.000 And then they couple that with this huge chest pumping attitude, plenty of air quotes, and a head-shaky, pedantic sort of a, let me explain this to you.
00:22:27.000 Here we go.
00:22:27.000 Here's the basic rules.
00:22:29.000 Check out this remarkably annoying young man.
00:22:31.000 Denzel Washington is so wrong about America's prison epidemic.
00:22:35.000 This is trying to make security buttons.
00:22:37.000 The actor recently said that black people can't blame the system for mass incarceration because real change starts at home.
00:22:45.000 Denzel seems to be saying that African Americans could avoid being locked up if only black people knew how to raise our children right.
00:22:51.000 But what he leaves out is that black people are being locked up at five times the rate of white people.
00:22:55.000 His sentiment is emblematic of...
00:22:59.000 Can you explain to me what that point is?
00:23:01.000 Denzel Washington says we need more fathers at home, we need more discipline in the home, we need less blacks committing crimes. 1.00
00:23:07.000 And then his rebuttal is, but blacks are getting arrested at alarming rates.
00:23:13.000 Yes.
00:23:14.000 Correct.
00:23:16.000 That's my point, dude.
00:23:17.000 All right, let's see how much longer we can take in this.
00:23:20.000 Respectability politics.
00:23:21.000 Some older people of color use to shame and police their own communities.
00:23:26.000 But it's a tired argument, and millennial POCs have made it a point to leave it behind.
00:23:31.000 Denzel went on saying that if the young man doesn't have a father figure, he'll go find one.
00:23:36.000 And it's unfortunate that we make such easy work for them.
00:23:39.000 What Denzel fails to say is that black families are broken because the system is breaking them.
00:23:45.000 Black families are not the problem.
00:23:47.000 A system that's locking up black fathers at an unjust rate is the problem.
00:23:51.000 And sure, fatherlessness is a legitimate concern within the black community, like any community.
00:23:56.000 But that doesn't preclude a conversation about systemic racism.
00:24:00.000 There's a direct correlation between fatherlessness, which Denzel references, and the fact that as of 2013, one in three black males born in the U.S. might expect to go to prison in his lifetime.
00:24:11.000 That's enough.
00:24:12.000 That's enough.
00:24:13.000 By the way, you tedious child, the reason so many black men are in jail is because of idle hands. 1.00
00:24:18.000 These black men in jail are the children of single mothers.
00:24:22.000 These single mothers were rewarded welfare by the DNC, by a left-wing government. 0.92
00:24:29.000 By rewarding black women with welfare, you end up with a 75% single mother rate. 0.92
00:24:36.000 75% of blacks are born without a dad.
00:24:40.000 That comes from welfare.
00:24:42.000 That comes from the DNC incentivizing it to happen.
00:24:46.000 Then you have a bunch of men running around, young men with no fathers, they get into trouble, they become criminals, brutal recidivism rate, they end up impregnating women, they go back to jail.
00:24:58.000 These little kids without fathers are the same ones that are the dads, dummy.
00:25:02.000 It's called welfare.
00:25:04.000 It's called socialism.
00:25:06.000 It's not called systemic racism.
00:25:08.000 That's a cop-out.
00:25:09.000 You think some black dad is trying to get a job as a lawyer and they say, no, thank you. 0.99
00:25:12.000 No Negroes in here. 1.00
00:25:14.000 You're half a century at a date.
00:25:15.000 And that's okay to be that wrong.
00:25:17.000 You're young and dumb. 0.50
00:25:19.000 The problem is, you young dummies talking to me like you're the dad and I'm the son.
00:25:27.000 I am a dad.
00:25:28.000 You don't have a dad.
00:25:30.000 Stop millennials-splaining everything to me. 1.00
00:25:33.000 Stop millennials. 1.00
00:25:35.000 No, I do it.
00:25:36.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh Spoiler alert, we're about to get super duper sexist.
00:25:43.000 This is going to borderline anti-femitism.
00:25:46.000 But I honestly believe feminism is worse than ISIS. 1.00
00:25:49.000 You see, radical Islam has a plan B. They want to decimate Western culture. 1.00
00:25:54.000 They want to kill us all and then replace us with Sharia law, an archaic system That is probably 500 years behind us. 0.99
00:26:04.000 At least that's a plan.
00:26:05.000 Feminists just want to burn everything to the ground just out of spite, just out of revenge. 1.00
00:26:12.000 They want to put women in men's place and say, This is a man now. 0.91
00:26:17.000 Move it, man.
00:26:18.000 Step aside.
00:26:19.000 We're taking over.
00:26:20.000 And you go, what are you going to do with it?
00:26:21.000 Nothing.
00:26:22.000 I'm just going to let the entire human race deteriorate into nothing.
00:26:26.000 I'm not going to have kids.
00:26:27.000 I'm not going to run this business well.
00:26:29.000 I just want revenge.
00:26:31.000 I just want to screw with you because I'm mad.
00:26:33.000 And in their defense, they did get screwed over.
00:26:36.000 A lot of these women were used and abused. 1.00
00:26:38.000 But I blame the men who use them and abuse them.
00:26:42.000 But I also blame the feminism for telling them that it's cool to be a slut until you're 30. 1.00
00:26:47.000 Get a ring on it, ladies, or you will turn into this, a disgruntled shit chest who wants to ruin the world. 1.00
00:26:56.000 Now, this woman, by the way, you jumped ahead. 0.58
00:26:57.000 She's not so bad.
00:26:58.000 She's just a pawn in this game.
00:27:00.000 But check this out.
00:27:01.000 This is a movie called Blockers, play on Cock Blockers. 0.90
00:27:05.000 And it is about parents who want to prevent their kids, their daughters, from losing their virginity on prom night.
00:27:12.000 I think it's a funny premise for a movie.
00:27:13.000 I actually kind of want to see it.
00:27:14.000 But there's something very glaring in one of the trailers.
00:27:17.000 Check this out.
00:27:18.000 Just going through the laundry.
00:27:20.000 Found these new thongs.
00:27:21.000 You know I love it when the music's loud, but come and strip that down for me. 0.80
00:27:25.000 Tonight, I'm tearing these out with my teeth like an old school cartoon billigoat.
00:27:30.000 Honey, Mitch.
00:27:33.000 Does your daughter say?
00:27:34.000 Can we just go back a bit here?
00:27:37.000 Look at that.
00:27:39.000 She is a four.
00:27:40.000 And John Cena, I'm going to sound a little gay here, but he's breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:27:45.000 He looks like he was chiseled out of a mountain.
00:27:48.000 He's a 8.7.
00:27:49.000 He's absolutely...
00:27:52.000 He's a god.
00:27:55.000 If they do brain transplants, what man wouldn't want to do that?
00:27:58.000 Especially I could grow a big mustache too on that face.
00:28:01.000 I wouldn't even need a beard because I'd have a chin.
00:28:04.000 Look at his wife in real life.
00:28:05.000 You got a picture of her?
00:28:06.000 I think her name is Nikki Bella.
00:28:08.000 She's also a wrestler. 1.00
00:28:09.000 Okay, that's reasonable.
00:28:11.000 You see her with John Cena and you go, okay, I get it.
00:28:14.000 But these women, this movie is directed by a woman named Kay Cannon, very successful. 0.98
00:28:21.000 She did Pitch Perfect and a bunch of other movies. 0.99
00:28:24.000 What else have we got here?
00:28:25.000 She worked at 30 Rock.
00:28:26.000 She did all the Pitch Perfects.
00:28:27.000 And those are hilarious, by the way.
00:28:29.000 But Kay Cannon was used and abused by Jason Sudekis.
00:28:33.000 Jason Sudekis met her at 24, prime.
00:28:36.000 Get a ring on it, lady. 1.00
00:28:37.000 Then he just used her, used her, used her as a sex object. 1.00
00:28:40.000 And then at 34, he put her out to pasture.
00:28:44.000 And she's no longer valuable to him anymore.
00:28:46.000 Ladies, that is the story of New York City. 1.00
00:28:48.000 It is an elephant's graveyard for ovaries. 1.00
00:28:51.000 Don't do it.
00:28:52.000 But she did it.
00:28:54.000 And she has a kid now.
00:28:55.000 She has a new marriage, but she probably had to spend $150,000 in fertility drugs to make that kid. 1.00
00:29:00.000 And she lost her best years to a guy who was just using her.
00:29:04.000 So she hires these casting agents, forget the name, Nicole Albubera and Gene McCarthy, also part of this evil group that I think is responsible for everything bad in the world. 0.75
00:29:16.000 Female, baby boomer, spinsters, liberals with power. 1.00
00:29:20.000 I got to think of a fun acronym for them, but they are the ones who are the cause of your problems.
00:29:25.000 Hey, anti-Semites.
00:29:26.000 Hey, racists.
00:29:27.000 Focus your attention on these women. 1.00
00:29:29.000 They're a problem.
00:29:29.000 Now, I know someone's going to say, well, what about men?
00:29:32.000 You've been doing this forever.
00:29:33.000 King of Queens, you got Kevin James with Leah Romini.
00:29:37.000 He's a five, she's an eight.
00:29:39.000 Yeah, that happens in Queens. 0.99
00:29:41.000 Italians are put together, okay? 1.00
00:29:44.000 The Italians in New York, they have long hair, they wear Steve Madden knee-high boots, and they keep themselves looking hot for their schlub, fat Italian husbands who don't care about looks, they just care about pasta. 1.00
00:29:56.000 Totally normal.
00:29:58.000 That's not unreasonable.
00:29:59.000 This is unreasonable.
00:30:01.000 She's hideous. 1.00
00:30:03.000 She's almost as ugly as that hippo. 1.00
00:30:06.000 What's her name?
00:30:06.000 Tarana Burke?
00:30:08.000 Remember her?
00:30:08.000 I'm going off this.
00:30:12.000 I'm sorry.
00:30:13.000 But the woman who started me too is the ugliest woman, I think, in America. 1.00
00:30:19.000 And I don't like to throw around the number.
00:30:21.000 Look at her next to a normal person. 1.00
00:30:25.000 I don't like to throw around the number two a lot.
00:30:27.000 I think it's as rare as a 10, a two.
00:30:30.000 And in both cases, when they walk into a party, people are like, like they stop the room.
00:30:38.000 She is as ugly as Jessica Alba is beautiful. 1.00
00:30:42.000 Look at her.
00:30:42.000 Do you have more pictures of her?
00:30:44.000 She's shocking.
00:30:45.000 She started Me Too now.
00:30:47.000 Before it was a hashtag, it was her little thing.
00:30:52.000 And she's famous.
00:30:53.000 Look at her skin. 1.00
00:30:57.000 Her nose makes KRS1 look like Barbie Benton. 0.99
00:31:02.000 Oh my God, look at that thing.
00:31:05.000 Now, that's enough.
00:31:07.000 She's a hero and she's fighting for sexual harassment. 1.00
00:31:09.000 Now, I wouldn't be joking like this if she had been gang raped or something and there was some horrible thing.
00:31:15.000 Everyone who sees her, when they hear she started Me Too, they go, oh, you were molested.
00:31:20.000 Were you hanging around at the National Institute for the Blind?
00:31:24.000 What happened there?
00:31:24.000 But you know what her molestation was?
00:31:27.000 When she was young, she was a tomboy.
00:31:29.000 I guess girls were too mean. 1.00
00:31:31.000 And while horsing around with some boys, they tore her shirt. 1.00
00:31:35.000 And her mother said, what were you doing hanging out with boys anyway?
00:31:39.000 And that made her feel like she was asking for it.
00:31:41.000 Next thing you know, she's the head of the Stop Molesting Me movement. 1.00
00:31:45.000 This woman, by the way, I found a porn that she did where she's completely nude in it. 1.00
00:31:53.000 Check this out.
00:32:03.000 She's a big and beautiful super pig. 1.00
00:32:09.000 That's enough.
00:32:10.000 I think she was in Star Wars too.
00:32:12.000 She was a snivian. 1.00
00:32:13.000 Have you got a shot of her in Star Wars?
00:32:15.000 There we go.
00:32:17.000 Okay, I'm being needlessly cruel.
00:32:19.000 But there's a method to my madness here.
00:32:22.000 When I see this thing, I go, well, you just made the movie, like you pulled me out of the movie.
00:32:26.000 When I see John Cena with that, you don't get pulled out of King of Queens when you watch King of Queens because you're Familiar with this.
00:32:30.000 But when you inject your revenge, just like Hamilton with the blacks and Puerto Ricans being the founding fathers, I don't really care that someone's a fictional character and that doesn't belong there. 0.52
00:32:41.000 I just care that you care.
00:32:43.000 You know, you don't go to Japan and say, why are all these Japanese men on the dollar?
00:32:47.000 You don't want women to be equal. 1.00
00:32:48.000 You want revenge.
00:32:50.000 You want sabotage.
00:32:51.000 You want your story to be my story.
00:32:54.000 Like this show, you ever see this show, The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel?
00:32:58.000 Have I got that here on my computer or is that on yours?
00:33:01.000 Right now.
00:33:02.000 Hey, Bob Newhart's got a set of these at home.
00:33:04.000 Wrickles make it. 1.00
00:33:07.000 Hey! 0.99
00:33:08.000 18 years I've been working at clubs, okay?
00:33:10.000 Twice have I seen someone deliver the goods.
00:33:12.000 What are you talking about?
00:33:13.000 How about your act?
00:33:14.000 I am a mother.
00:33:15.000 I don't have an act.
00:33:16.000 And you will when we're done.
00:33:18.000 Hi, everybody.
00:33:19.000 Heard some uptown chick got arrested doing a sex. 1.00
00:33:22.000 What's the crime?
00:33:22.000 Simulating a sex act while on stage.
00:33:25.000 F it! 1.00
00:33:25.000 This is maze! 1.00
00:33:26.000 It's just Lenny Bruce.
00:33:28.000 They took the story of Lenny Bruce and made it into a chick. 0.81
00:33:31.000 I was complaining about this on Twitter, and someone told me Lenny Bruce is in the movie.
00:33:35.000 He plays like her muse or something, or she's his muse.
00:33:39.000 I don't know.
00:33:39.000 Why do you have to do that?
00:33:40.000 What's the matter with the story of Lenny Bruce?
00:33:42.000 Why do you just gotta take a housewife and stick it into that story? 1.00
00:33:45.000 Go make your own story.
00:33:47.000 But they can't.
00:33:48.000 You want to see what women do when they do their own story. 1.00
00:33:50.000 This is feminists controlling 100% of the narrative, doing something from scratch that doesn't involve stealing someone else's story or revenge. 1.00
00:33:58.000 Take it away, feminists. 1.00
00:34:00.000 Take it away, feminists. 1.00
00:34:21.000 Yeah, that seemed like a reasonable idea, right?
00:34:23.000 That's better than giving birth.
00:34:25.000 Just undulating.
00:34:26.000 This is what feminists do when they're left to their own devices. 1.00
00:34:29.000 They just undulate.
00:34:31.000 But speaking of this revenge casting with Saya Blue, they do the opposite too.
00:34:38.000 Like Mila Kunis is obviously one of the most breathtaking creatures alive.
00:34:41.000 In the movie Bad Moms, she plays a frompy Divorce who basically they just steal office space. 1.00
00:34:48.000 Remember Office Space?
00:34:49.000 Office Space was the guy who said, I'm going to try to get fired.
00:34:54.000 I'm thinking now it might be more fun to just get fired.
00:34:57.000 And I've always wondered what that would take.
00:35:00.000 Oh, Peter, listen.
00:35:03.000 Well, it looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
00:35:06.000 Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
00:35:09.000 So, you know the plot.
00:35:11.000 He becomes incredibly successful.
00:35:13.000 Bad Moms is about a mom who wants to get fired, basically. 1.00
00:35:17.000 She gives up on being a good mom, is a crappy mom who drinks and lets her kids do whatever they want, and of course ends up being more successful as a mom because she's not so uptight. 1.00
00:35:28.000 Exact same plot.
00:35:29.000 We all work too damn hard trying to make our kids' lives amazing and magical.
00:35:35.000 Their lives already are amazing and magical.
00:35:39.000 Be bad moms. 1.00
00:35:40.000 Oh, I'm in.
00:35:41.000 The bad moms. 1.00
00:35:44.000 Great plot.
00:35:45.000 By the way, the husband in that movie is borderline retarded. 0.99
00:35:49.000 He sits on his ass all day in sweatpants.
00:35:52.000 When she's coming in with tons of groceries, he goes, oh, those look heavy.
00:35:55.000 And then goes back to watching computer porn where he's having an affair with an online chick.
00:36:01.000 I mean, it's just, it's not real.
00:36:03.000 It's just fake.
00:36:04.000 It's just revenge.
00:36:05.000 That's my problem with it.
00:36:06.000 You're ruining entertainment with your feminist revenge. 1.00
00:36:11.000 At least ISIS wants to replace it with clerics chanting Muslim stuff. 1.00
00:36:15.000 You don't have anything to replace it.
00:36:17.000 Look at James Bond.
00:36:18.000 They want James Bond to be a black woman, and they've chosen seven of them.
00:36:22.000 James Bond?
00:36:23.000 He was in the secret service in the 60s in Britain.
00:36:28.000 How many American black women were doing that job? 1.00
00:36:32.000 Zero?
00:36:32.000 Probably zero today.
00:36:34.000 So you say, well, it's a fictional character, Gavin.
00:36:37.000 Why do you care?
00:36:37.000 No, I care that you care.
00:36:39.000 I care that you don't want Japanese people on Japanese money because you have a problem with Japanese people.
00:36:44.000 And it's a bizarre mentality that isn't just ruining pop culture.
00:36:47.000 It's trying to alter the physical world.
00:36:50.000 Like, look at this article.
00:36:52.000 It says, women are biologically stronger than men. 1.00
00:36:55.000 And then they feature a bunch of pictures of like, go down a bit, women lifting weights and go down more, women doing push-ups.
00:37:02.000 Have you ever seen a woman do a push-up? 1.00
00:37:04.000 I mean, it's amazing if they can break five.
00:37:06.000 I've often seen women just do one and then collapse. 1.00
00:37:09.000 Obviously, women are not stronger than men. 0.98
00:37:11.000 Men have something like 85% more upper body strength.
00:37:15.000 But you want this to be true.
00:37:16.000 So you just use those pictures.
00:37:18.000 The study that they're talking about, go back to it, Dave.
00:37:21.000 The study they're talking about noticed that women survive famine and droughts and plagues and all kinds of suffering better than men.
00:37:31.000 In other words, they have more endurance.
00:37:33.000 They have more tolerance for long-term suffering, long-term pain.
00:37:37.000 AKA childbirth. 1.00
00:37:39.000 That headline should say, women designed for babies. 1.00
00:37:43.000 Women biologically meant to give birth. 1.00
00:37:45.000 Women should be moms, says God. 1.00
00:37:48.000 But they don't do that.
00:37:49.000 They say women are the same as men. 0.74
00:37:50.000 And what does that do?
00:37:51.000 It gets women in the fire department. 1.00
00:37:53.000 It gets women in the Marines. 1.00
00:37:54.000 It gets women doing all these things they shouldn't do. 1.00
00:37:56.000 You are ruining Western culture for no other reason other than you're mad at Jason Sudekis.
00:38:02.000 Well, I'm sorry he's a pig.
00:38:04.000 You shouldn't destroy all of Western culture because of it.
00:38:09.000 Oh, you're going after him.
00:38:15.000 Thank you.
00:38:19.000 Okay, can I just explain something to you young people, you millennial splainers? 1.00
00:38:23.000 Don't fight old men. 1.00
00:38:25.000 Old men come from a time when you didn't call the cops. 1.00
00:38:28.000 Old men come from a time where you fought every day after school. 0.93
00:38:32.000 Even people who were young in the 80s, like me, we would fight sometimes for 20 minutes.
00:38:37.000 Aiden Gert in my hometown fought the top Nazi skinhead, Joff.
00:38:43.000 He fought him for three hours.
00:38:46.000 He couldn't get out of bed for a week.
00:38:49.000 That's the culture that happened before the 90s.
00:38:51.000 So when you pick fights with these geriatrics, you're asking for trouble. 0.73
00:38:57.000 Oh, he tracks them, too.
00:38:59.000 Don't, please don't.
00:39:00.000 Stop.
00:39:02.000 I'm going to hurt you, he says.
00:39:05.000 And whopping.
00:39:09.000 Did you do a replay on that?
00:39:16.000 Ooh, ooh! 0.79
00:39:21.000 That's the worst kind of concussion to get, too, because it's two in a row.
00:39:24.000 So he got knocked out.
00:39:25.000 Then he goes, whap and hits his head again.
00:39:28.000 That's how boxers die.
00:39:30.000 Look, if you want to fight, it better be for a good cause or you're going to regret it.
00:39:34.000 And sometimes when someone says something, you should listen to them.
00:39:38.000 He warned him.
00:39:39.000 He said, I'm going to hurt you.