Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 29, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #72 | I Just Signed Your Death Warrant


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

176.72859

Word Count

7,293

Sentence Count

639

Misogynist Sentences

29

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

Kevin muses on the death of Mark E. Smith, the tragic passing of singer-songwriter Marquis Smith, and the tragic death of his wife, Brix Smith, who died in a car crash in the early hours of this morning.


Transcript

00:00:07.000 Messed up Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.
00:00:25.000 Mr. Pharmacist Mr. Pharmacist, won't you please Give me some energy Mr. Pharmacist you That's the fall.
00:00:42.000 And what you were hearing there was Mark E. Smith, who died recently, the other day, croaked, Mark E. Smith.
00:00:50.000 He's from Lancashire.
00:00:52.000 That's about two hours south of Scotland, about an hour north of Manchester.
00:00:57.000 They're now known as known as Northern English.
00:01:01.000 That's a terrible Northern English accent.
00:01:03.000 I can do all British accents, but North.
00:01:06.000 I suck at Wales, too.
00:01:10.000 But the thing I like about the Northerners, I believe they're called Yorkies, they have real contempt for the South.
00:01:17.000 They hate London.
00:01:18.000 And Marquise Smith hated London with a passion.
00:01:22.000 So he's a Scot, in a sense.
00:01:25.000 And he was married to a woman, Brix Smith.
00:01:28.000 They were an incredible band the fall, and they were sort of a band's band.
00:01:33.000 Like musicians enjoyed them.
00:01:36.000 That's her now.
00:01:37.000 Talk about a Benjamin Buttons babe.
00:01:39.000 Go full screen on her.
00:01:40.000 She used to play guitar.
00:01:41.000 That was the guitar you just heard was her.
00:01:44.000 But that's them.
00:01:45.000 That's Marky Smith, the guy that died, and Bricks.
00:01:48.000 She named herself Bricks after the guns of Brixton, the clash song.
00:01:52.000 But talk about aging well.
00:01:54.000 There she's with that punk violinist, Nigel Kennedy.
00:01:56.000 That was her second husband.
00:01:58.000 But wow, she really aged beautifully, did she not?
00:02:02.000 I think I have some pictures of her here, actually.
00:02:04.000 I'm fascinated by women who age well.
00:02:05.000 She never had kids, which is sad.
00:02:07.000 Maybe that's the secret.
00:02:09.000 Look at this.
00:02:10.000 Wowie!
00:02:12.000 That is a very Nice work, lady.
00:02:18.000 She was actually better looking old than young.
00:02:21.000 Look at that.
00:02:22.000 I'd rather be with that one than that one.
00:02:25.000 Hence the term Benjamin Buttons Babe.
00:02:27.000 Look at that little number.
00:02:29.000 Unfortunately, never had kids, so all her media and stuff is about dogs.
00:02:34.000 But I wanted to take a second to talk about Marquis Smith, because he's absolutely adored by the British media.
00:02:43.000 And because he's a blue-collar guy, he talks like Archie Bunker, and that drives them nuts.
00:02:50.000 Even Bricks, it's bad for her career.
00:02:52.000 So she says, oh, he's very complicated.
00:02:55.000 She's American, by the way.
00:02:57.000 She's from LA, so she doesn't have a British accent.
00:02:59.000 But I thought I'd put together in commemoration of Mark's death and that awesome song.
00:03:05.000 By the way, that band has 31 albums out.
00:03:09.000 They put out an album a year almost since 1979.
00:03:13.000 Never stopped.
00:03:14.000 I think their last album was 2017.
00:03:16.000 But here's, I'll try to do a Northern English accent.
00:03:20.000 One way to practice is to say, I've told you I'm not serving any more beers till you get them bloody cows out.
00:03:27.000 Newcomen Russia might not be a bad idea as far as the bleeding world is concerned.
00:03:32.000 They plunged a lot of people into miserable lives.
00:03:34.000 You've only got to be in East Germany to see it.
00:03:37.000 It's a horrible way to live.
00:03:38.000 It's like Doncaster.
00:03:43.000 Or here's one.
00:03:44.000 I agree with Colonel Qaddafi.
00:03:46.000 Too much laptops, too much Nescafe.
00:03:48.000 That's what he said, you know.
00:03:50.000 It's quite biblical, actually.
00:03:51.000 It was predicted in the Bible.
00:03:53.000 Too many.
00:03:54.000 And he's right.
00:03:55.000 There is way too many screens.
00:03:57.000 As I tweeted the other day, 76% of my job is keeping the kids away from screens.
00:04:01.000 We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week, and there was this other group, like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible.
00:04:09.000 I said, shut them up.
00:04:11.000 And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them.
00:04:15.000 The band said, that's Sons of Mumford or something.
00:04:18.000 Mumford and Sons.
00:04:20.000 They're number five in the charts.
00:04:22.000 I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.
00:04:27.000 He's the best.
00:04:28.000 He would get beat up by bands.
00:04:30.000 He was pissed off once that he was in a band and had to share a bus with some lesser-known band, and he called him the bus boy.
00:04:37.000 Get this bloody bar boy out of here.
00:04:40.000 And they kicked the crap out of him.
00:04:42.000 And he did the show, like, with his eyes swollen shut and missing teeth.
00:04:45.000 A wonderful guy.
00:04:47.000 Do you have that clip of him being asked about refugees, about Syrian refugees?
00:04:50.000 This must have been last year, just before he died.
00:04:53.000 Well, not just before he died, but...
00:05:02.000 And the refugee crisis, because you've got a huge number of Syrians in Manchester.
00:05:08.000 What I don't understand is why are all the men young?
00:05:11.000 Why do they leave the wives and farmers at all?
00:05:16.000 Two million fellows could be any fucking army.
00:05:23.000 What if my dad had fucking gone to Ireland when the fucking 95?
00:05:28.000 What if they had got to a neutral contract?
00:05:31.000 That's enough.
00:05:33.000 Now, I know that doesn't seem that controversial, and it's a good point.
00:05:36.000 Why are these Syrians not with their families if they're refugees?
00:05:40.000 But the big picture here is saying that in Britain is absolute blasphemy.
00:05:44.000 I mean, this guy was the most loved villain.
00:05:47.000 I don't want to brag, but I kind of feel a kinship with him where a lot of people like you, and a lot of people hate you, and there's zero in between.
00:05:54.000 Also in the news, Trump arrives at Davos.
00:05:59.000 There he is.
00:06:00.000 Look at this picture, though.
00:06:02.000 So there he is, going to Davos, making fun of them all.
00:06:06.000 Irony alert, a thousand private jets deliver globalist elite to Davos for climate change summit.
00:06:15.000 Private jets arriving to tell us how to live and how we can conserve more.
00:06:20.000 So there's this brilliant Twitter account you've got to check out, The Davos Man.
00:06:26.000 And the write-up for it is, check the mic by my face.
00:06:28.000 That's me giving a TED Talk.
00:06:30.000 And he perfectly lampoons the attitude of these people.
00:06:35.000 18th tweet on a thread: just out of the ethereal lounge, had a Perrier with Trudeau.
00:06:40.000 We face hard decisions.
00:06:42.000 How do we keep those who will never come to Davos?
00:06:45.000 The unbundling of social services through techno-disruption has me wondering whether the future will even be human.
00:06:51.000 We must iterate, evolve.
00:06:53.000 He sounds like Elon Musk.
00:06:55.000 You got to check this out, though, because every tweet he says sums up that weird sort of cling-on they have.
00:07:00.000 You know how they speak in a bizarre made-up language?
00:07:05.000 I didn't even read this in advance, but I know it's going to be great.
00:07:07.000 The calculus of development is complex.
00:07:09.000 What should the woman quotient be?
00:07:11.000 How do we ensure young women get the mass education to figure it out?
00:07:15.000 I will donate a dollar for every 100,000 miles I fly this year to education efforts.
00:07:21.000 Step up.
00:07:23.000 See, this is why we have Trump.
00:07:24.000 We need Rodney Dangerfield to go to these conventions and make fun of them.
00:07:29.000 All right, we're running out of time.
00:07:30.000 We've got a great show today.
00:07:31.000 Lauren Southern's back from South Africa.
00:07:33.000 We're going to show you just a tiny snippet of the content she got there.
00:07:37.000 She's got enough for a massive documentary.
00:07:39.000 She's not going to let any of it go to waste, so you can look that up on her YouTube page, on her Twitter, but also the imminent documentary and it all.
00:07:47.000 And we also have Roaming Millennial.
00:07:49.000 She's new at CRTV this Monday, so I'm going to give her a talking to and make sure she doesn't do a better job than me to protect my job.
00:07:56.000 And also, just before we go, though, this just happened just as I was getting ready.
00:08:01.000 Did I already delete it?
00:08:02.000 It's Bill Crystal would like you to know that Tucker Carlson, yeah, here it is, that Tucker Carlson is racist.
00:08:10.000 He's an ethno-nationalist.
00:08:12.000 Here's the clip.
00:08:13.000 I do feel now we're in a different world.
00:08:14.000 I mean, now you look at, Tucker Carlson began at the Weekly Standard.
00:08:17.000 Tucker Carlson was a great young reporter.
00:08:19.000 He was one of the most gifted, I would even say, 24-year-olds I've seen in the 20 years that I edited the magazine.
00:08:26.000 It always had a little touch of Pep Buchananism, I would say, paleoconservatism.
00:08:31.000 But that's very different from what it's become now.
00:08:33.000 Well, you really are, I mean, it is close now to racism, white, I mean, I don't know if it's racism exactly, but ethno-nationalism of some kind, let's call it.
00:08:43.000 Okay, what is ethno-nationalism if not white supremacy?
00:08:48.000 So he's calling Tucker Carlson a white supremacist.
00:08:51.000 Why?
00:08:52.000 Why is he doing that?
00:08:53.000 He knows it's not true.
00:08:54.000 Anyone with any kind of reason, with a grain of modicum of rigor, knows that he's not a white supremacist.
00:09:02.000 So why would Bill Crystal say that?
00:09:03.000 I have a theory.
00:09:04.000 This is my theory.
00:09:06.000 As you get older, when you're a journalist, this guy was an editor.
00:09:09.000 He was a big swinging dick at Fox News.
00:09:13.000 Now he's at the Times, and he's sort of a lone little sheep there amongst the liberal wolves.
00:09:19.000 So he's saying he's cashing in his chips.
00:09:22.000 And when you say that's racist or America's racist, especially if you're among liberals, it's like in Super Mario Kart, which my kids play, not me.
00:09:30.000 And you hit the turbo and just, so if you're playing any kind of racing game, and just towards the finish line, you just hit the turbo, and you just cash in your racism chips, and it gives you an extra little oomph.
00:09:42.000 You don't believe it, but it's a good way to sort of coast.
00:09:45.000 So he's running out of his own natural energy.
00:09:48.000 So he's using synthetic power.
00:09:51.000 He's using synthetic energy, which is, that's racist, that's racist.
00:09:54.000 Then everyone picks you up on their shoulders and you go, hey, I gotta walk a little bit.
00:09:58.000 I mean, I lost some of my character, some of my legacy, some of my honor, but I got an extra little boost.
00:10:05.000 So folks at home, if you're having trouble with your career and you need a boost, just call Tucker Carlson or anything else racist, and it gives you a nice little oomph.
00:10:16.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:10:23.000 The torture that we find has been done on these farm murders are unbelievable.
00:10:30.000 We found pieces of nails being pulled out.
00:10:33.000 We found hands being removed from bodies.
00:10:36.000 We found people raped, brutally murdered, babies, children, the farmers trying to protect their families and there's just no stopping.
00:10:49.000 The farm murders are brutal.
00:10:50.000 In Johannesburg, just outside Johannesburg, we had a farm murder.
00:10:55.000 Five people came in.
00:10:57.000 It was arranged by the domestic worker.
00:11:01.000 And they drowned the 12-year-old boy in boiling hot water.
00:11:09.000 So we had to remove the skin from the bath as possible.
00:11:13.000 All right, that's all I can take.
00:11:18.000 And the attitude from the West, from America, and the mainstream media is, you get what you deserve.
00:11:24.000 It's the chickens coming home to roost.
00:11:27.000 Right?
00:11:28.000 It really is shocking the amount of apathy we have here.
00:11:32.000 I think a part of it is that we can't stomach it.
00:11:35.000 We can't stomach the horror.
00:11:37.000 This is not a little bit of revenge for apartheid that's going on in South Africa.
00:11:42.000 This is a civil war, a race war.
00:11:45.000 This is a tiny ethnic minority being tortured to death and driven into extinction.
00:11:53.000 I would never go there in a million years.
00:11:56.000 I would never let my daughter or my wife go anywhere close to South Africa.
00:12:01.000 But a pretty blonde named Lauren Southern has decided to go check it out.
00:12:06.000 And of course, all our worst fears were confirmed.
00:12:11.000 Let's talk to Laura about the ethnocide, the ethnic cleansing that is going on in South Africa today.
00:12:19.000 Laura, are you there?
00:12:21.000 Yes, I am.
00:12:23.000 Now, you just got back from South Africa.
00:12:26.000 We've been watching your videos on Twitter.
00:12:28.000 And, you know, South Africa, we know the story and some of us, the curious class, who cares, is familiar with it, but it just never ceases to amaze me how bad it is.
00:12:42.000 I mean, I went there, and every time I go to go cover a story, whether it be the migration crisis in Europe or the situation in South Africa, I go with a grain of salt, and I say, I love the right, and I think they are fairly honest.
00:12:56.000 That's why I'm on their side, but there's exaggeration that happens in all media.
00:13:01.000 So I always assume there may be a bit of exaggeration.
00:13:04.000 When I got to South Africa, boom, none of that.
00:13:07.000 All of those assumptions that there was exaggeration going on out the freaking window.
00:13:11.000 It was way worse than I thought it would be.
00:13:15.000 Well, that's what they say.
00:13:16.000 They say, look, there's black-on-black crime in South Africa.
00:13:18.000 It's a dangerous place.
00:13:20.000 But the level of sadism in the black-on-white crimes, particularly with the farmers, is, you know, unprecedented.
00:13:30.000 Right.
00:13:30.000 And that's the thing.
00:13:32.000 It's this wickedness.
00:13:34.000 And the government, this is something people have to understand.
00:13:36.000 The government classifies these farm murders as robberies gone wrong.
00:13:42.000 But these are murders that take up to five days.
00:13:45.000 Five days of imprisoning a family and nailing them to a chair and raping them.
00:13:51.000 Children, cutting their faces to pieces, cutting them limb by limb, boiling them in water.
00:13:56.000 You can't just accidentally boil a 12-year-old in the middle of your robbery.
00:14:00.000 No one accidentally does that.
00:14:02.000 But the government classifies it as that.
00:14:05.000 Well, what's worse is it feels like the government condones this.
00:14:09.000 They call it reappropriation or something.
00:14:12.000 Right.
00:14:13.000 So that's part of where I think this kind of vitriol and wickedness and the attacks comes from is you've got this kind of two-tier thing going on.
00:14:21.000 The government are all Marxists.
00:14:23.000 For people who don't know the ANC, Communist Party, Mandela's Communists, they all preach Marxist ideology.
00:14:29.000 So the kind of class struggle, you must defeat the bourgeois, etc., etc.
00:14:34.000 And then there's also a strong tribalism between all groups, whether it's Zulu and Zimbabweans, whether it's Afrikaners and whoever.
00:14:42.000 There's just strong tribalism in that country.
00:14:45.000 So those two things combined, the hatred of other groups as well as the hatred of other classes, creates this just absolute wickedness of anger and jealousy and hatred in these crimes.
00:14:57.000 And yeah, they almost feel it's justified, especially when you have government officials going up and putting out rhetoric like the EFF, who get 10% of the vote in South Africa, dancing on a stage saying, shoot the boar, shoot the boar.
00:15:10.000 That's the white farming class.
00:15:12.000 Yeah.
00:15:12.000 I remember seeing that.
00:15:13.000 And Mugabe has always said that this is just repatriation.
00:15:20.000 This is wealth redistribution.
00:15:22.000 He sent in the war vets or whatever he called those kids to go and murder these people.
00:15:27.000 So there's no sympathy.
00:15:29.000 I mean, can you even call the cops?
00:15:34.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:15:35.000 The cops are useless for the most part.
00:15:37.000 They'll come over and they'll be like, all right, people died.
00:15:40.000 And maybe if, like the one woman that I interviewed, they caught the guy like months and months later and he had already stabbed his girlfriend to death.
00:15:48.000 The man who murdered this woman, Janine's father, already stabbed his girlfriend to death.
00:15:52.000 They didn't catch him.
00:15:53.000 I think he even got off with the crime.
00:15:56.000 And then he only gets 15 years for murdering two people.
00:16:00.000 He could be on parole in six years.
00:16:02.000 So not only are the cops useless, the justice system is useless.
00:16:07.000 And the government, they won't even collect, since 2001, they now refuse to collect statistics on race and murder and farm murders.
00:16:15.000 The government is completely useless.
00:16:18.000 I saw yesterday they're going to be running out of water in Cape Town in a matter of weeks.
00:16:23.000 Do you want to know why that happened?
00:16:25.000 That's actually a really fun story as well.
00:16:27.000 They've got something called BEE.
00:16:29.000 It's called Black Economic Empowerment.
00:16:31.000 Now imagine affirmative action, but backwards.
00:16:35.000 So if you've only got 13% African Americans in the United States, only 13% of African Americans can be in the NFL.
00:16:46.000 You have to have proper representation.
00:16:48.000 So Afrikaner, the white people there, are only 8% of the population.
00:16:51.000 So they fired like 50% of their government staffers in energy.
00:16:57.000 And suddenly, it's a useless industry.
00:16:59.000 They can't get their water working.
00:17:00.000 They can't get their electricity working because they're only allowed 8% of these people, no matter how competent or great workers they are.
00:17:06.000 They just laid them all off.
00:17:08.000 We saw this with the farms, too.
00:17:10.000 They go and they take a tobacco farm and you go, okay, it's redistribution.
00:17:14.000 It's giving the land back to the people.
00:17:16.000 But it's not like they get in there with their hose, and I mean the garden tool.
00:17:20.000 They get in there with their hose and start fertilizing the tobacco.
00:17:25.000 All the farms just die when they get taken over and then they get abandoned.
00:17:30.000 Yeah, and there's almost a desperation among the Afrikaner farmers right now where they're really trying hard.
00:17:36.000 They know their land is going to be taken away because all of the government have announced they're going to be doing land expropriation without compensation.
00:17:44.000 They're just going to take it away and give it to the Bantu population.
00:17:47.000 So Afrikaner farmers are actually really trying hard to train their workers to understand how to run a farm because they don't want their friends to starve.
00:17:55.000 They don't want their kids to starve.
00:17:57.000 It's really difficult to get out of South Africa unless you're a doctor or a lawyer.
00:18:01.000 So they're trying desperately to teach these people how to run their farms, even though they know it's going to be taken away from them, which is a really, really sad situation.
00:18:09.000 But the truth of the matter is, it's just going to end up like Zimbabwe.
00:18:13.000 And this isn't me saying this.
00:18:14.000 This is like Zimbabweans who I met there who escaped to South Africa.
00:18:21.000 We're in the same situation again.
00:18:23.000 Now, I don't know if it's the lighting, but you look like you're on the verge of tears during this interview.
00:18:28.000 Are you?
00:18:29.000 No, that's the lighting.
00:18:30.000 It's about this lovely sun.
00:18:33.000 I'm pretty mad.
00:18:34.000 I'm still pretty mad.
00:18:35.000 I was, you know, watching you do these interviews, and you must have been bawling your eyes out the entire time.
00:18:40.000 Oh, no, absolutely.
00:18:43.000 I cried quite a bit in South Africa.
00:18:46.000 Luckily, there was a bit of a wine budget as well for when we got home from doing these interviews, just like shaking, having a glass of wine.
00:18:52.000 Well, that's the other thing, too.
00:18:54.000 You're watching this, you know, the politics of South Africa are institutional revenge.
00:19:00.000 The government has sanctioned revenge politics, and that includes ethnocide.
00:19:06.000 That includes segregation.
00:19:07.000 They're on these shantytown little reserves.
00:19:11.000 It's reverse apartheid.
00:19:13.000 And it's, by the way, it's incredible that a country can be liberated from apartheid and end up worse.
00:19:20.000 It's like you freed the slaves in America and blacks end up worse off.
00:19:24.000 It really is an accomplishment.
00:19:25.000 But as I'm watching all this, I'm like, as a dad, I want to jump in my computer and go, Lauren, get out of there.
00:19:32.000 I was worried about you that whole time.
00:19:35.000 I was worried about me too.
00:19:37.000 I was literally like, I bought like a huge can of pepper spray, and half my trip was like sitting below window level in the car, just holding my pepper spray and sleeping with a knife beside my bed.
00:19:48.000 But here's the thing: it's not like when you're a farmer, it's very likely to happen, actually, murders, but it's not like murders happening every second.
00:19:57.000 You could go for a week on a vacation in Johannesburg or Cape Town and go home thinking it's totally fine.
00:20:04.000 But the consequence of something happening to you, if it does happen, is far greater than it happening in any other country.
00:20:11.000 You're not just going to have your purse stolen.
00:20:13.000 You're going to be raped and tortured for days, right?
00:20:16.000 So the consequence of these crimes, when they do happen, and they're crimes of opportunity all the time.
00:20:21.000 So as long as you're not driving at night, walking on the street, you know, going out without security and all of this, you might be fine, which is why you'll get these working-class liberals who will come home and be like, South Africa is great, you know?
00:20:35.000 But yeah, the consequences of them happening is unlike anything in the rest of the world.
00:20:41.000 Well, it's the rape capital of the world.
00:20:42.000 You're a pretty blonde.
00:20:44.000 It reminds me of Lara Logan when she was covering the Arab Spring, and she's just there with this mob with her blonde hair, and I'm going, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:51.000 And of course, the worst nightmare happens to her.
00:20:54.000 I mean, there must have been moments where you thought, this is not safe.
00:20:59.000 Oh, no, obviously.
00:21:00.000 I mean, I would go into shops there, and it's something that you notice.
00:21:06.000 It's like, I'm the only white person in here.
00:21:08.000 Everyone around here is kind of staring at me.
00:21:11.000 And there's, I mean, at a gas station, videos will come out where they'll just come up to people with guns and take all their stuff.
00:21:17.000 So I'm there.
00:21:18.000 I just run to the till, get my chocolate bar, get the heck out of there, get in the car, lock the doors, get out.
00:21:24.000 Don't get a chocolate bar.
00:21:25.000 It's not worth the chocolate bar.
00:21:28.000 It's not, it's insane.
00:21:31.000 Actually, we were interviewing a poor girl who ran a paintball studio.
00:21:35.000 She just had a paintball field in the city, and she was telling us about how it always gets robbed.
00:21:41.000 She's like, and she was even giving us the specific times.
00:21:43.000 She's like, oh, at about 4 p.m., they come and rob the place and hold me up and everything.
00:21:47.000 They've beaten her with pipes before.
00:21:49.000 She had to go to London to get counseling because she gets beat with pipes when it gets robbed.
00:21:54.000 And two days after we interviewed her, the place got held up again.
00:21:58.000 Jesus.
00:21:59.000 And I'm like, why are you even in this country?
00:22:01.000 Exactly.
00:22:01.000 Like you say, she went to London for therapy.
00:22:04.000 Stay there.
00:22:05.000 Miss your flight back.
00:22:06.000 You know, I talk to South Africans a lot on this show, and they always say, get the word out, you know.
00:22:11.000 And part of me wants to say, there's no hope.
00:22:14.000 You're doomed.
00:22:15.000 You're watching a group, an ethnic minority, slowly die.
00:22:20.000 Is there a hope for South Africa?
00:22:25.000 A lot of the Afrikaner people, this is the issue.
00:22:28.000 They've had their land there.
00:22:30.000 People don't understand that there's a history there.
00:22:31.000 They've been there for hundreds and hundreds of years.
00:22:34.000 These are farms that they've been farming for eight generations.
00:22:37.000 It's not as easy as just saying, well, it's over.
00:22:40.000 They see this as their home and they don't want to give it up.
00:22:44.000 And I mean, even if they want to, like I said, you can't really leave unless you're a doctor or lawyer.
00:22:49.000 So they're staying there.
00:22:51.000 They're fighting for their land.
00:22:53.000 A lot of people have kind of plans to go kind of escape to certain places.
00:22:59.000 There's a lot of preppers there.
00:23:01.000 They've got kind of barricaded areas.
00:23:04.000 They're all prepping for something to happen, some sort of civil war, so to speak.
00:23:08.000 I've heard that's inevitable.
00:23:10.000 I've heard a civil war is coming no matter what.
00:23:13.000 Well, they kind of believe that on both sides.
00:23:16.000 I interviewed a group called Black First Land First, actually.
00:23:21.000 I was so scared.
00:23:21.000 I was sweating the whole interview because I just saw they put up a hit list for white journalists where they're going to attack them.
00:23:26.000 And I'm just like sweating, interviewing them.
00:23:29.000 And they were telling me, civil war has already started.
00:23:32.000 It's already begun.
00:23:33.000 It's in the first stages right now.
00:23:35.000 And this guy actually said to me, he's like, you know what?
00:23:36.000 The papers are going to say that we killed a bunch of white people, but we just liberated ourselves.
00:23:41.000 He said that to my face.
00:23:43.000 That's a brilliant thing.
00:23:44.000 I never thought of.
00:23:46.000 These massacres of white farmers are a civil war.
00:23:50.000 That is the civil war.
00:23:52.000 Well, it's picking off people in the weakest areas.
00:23:55.000 It's the elderly.
00:23:56.000 A lot of people who are attacked are elderly, women, children.
00:24:00.000 And it's the kind of people on the outskirts.
00:24:02.000 Get rid of them before you get to the inner-city liberals who will just ignore it, ignore it, ignore it for as long as they can because it'll weaken, of course, weaken the morale, weaken the populace, maybe get as many people as they can to leave.
00:24:14.000 And then when it's totally weakened, totally flattened, conquer.
00:24:19.000 Well, they're not going to have any food or water to conquer it, which is ironically how the Brits would fight the Boers back in 1900.
00:24:26.000 They would starve them of water and food, and they're doing it to them.
00:24:29.000 They're not very good warriors, are they?
00:24:31.000 Well, Lauren, thanks for coming on the show.
00:24:33.000 And I can't express enough how important it is to get the word out to the West because Americans don't realize.
00:24:42.000 They think it's still the 80s and Trevor Noah's parents aren't allowed to be together and we have to not play Sun City or something.
00:24:50.000 They don't realize that there is a civil war going on.
00:24:54.000 Yeah, no, absolutely.
00:24:56.000 And it's, it really, you have to look at it as the inevitable end of kind of the clash of cultures if you don't have, because a lot of it is like serious cultural influence.
00:25:09.000 Like a lot of people, the freaking leaders, all of witch doctors that work for them.
00:25:15.000 That is not compatible with the West.
00:25:16.000 Curing AIDS by raping babies is not compatible with Western civilization.
00:25:21.000 This brutality and wickedness.
00:25:23.000 Okay, but slow down with one exception.
00:25:26.000 Albino's blood is magic.
00:25:28.000 That is true.
00:25:29.000 I can accept that.
00:25:30.000 But, you know, broke.
00:25:31.000 The baby thing doesn't work.
00:25:32.000 I've tried Albino's blood.
00:25:34.000 It gets out all kinds of stains.
00:25:35.000 We had a horrible flu here.
00:25:37.000 I had one drop of albino's blood.
00:25:38.000 It felt like a million bucks.
00:25:40.000 They should be murdered for their blood, but everything, all the other juju is bullshit.
00:25:45.000 Right.
00:25:46.000 But yeah, no, it's, it's, I'm really glad Katie Hopkins is going to be going as well soon, so I hope she gets some more of the word out.
00:25:53.000 And I mean, I hope people start putting pressure on places like CNN, Fox, and all these other outlets to actually go there And cover this because it's, I mean, we talk about a woman whose hijab is cut up in international press.
00:26:06.000 The prime minister talks about it.
00:26:07.000 Didn't even happen.
00:26:08.000 They still talk about it.
00:26:09.000 Families are being massacred, saw style.
00:26:13.000 Not a peep.
00:26:14.000 Not a peep.
00:26:15.000 It's insanity.
00:26:16.000 Well, thanks for peeping, Lauren.
00:26:19.000 Cheers.
00:26:19.000 Thanks for having me on.
00:26:21.000 Bye-bye.
00:26:25.000 There is a foreigner at CRTV starting Monday, roaming millennial, fellow immigrant.
00:26:31.000 I've immigrated many times, so is she, and I believe that gives us a much more objective perspective when it comes to talking about immigration.
00:26:41.000 We both appreciate our new countries every time we get there.
00:26:44.000 But as we look around us, as immigrants, we go, wait a minute, these look like ingrates.
00:26:50.000 We have a system now that punishes people who follow the rules.
00:26:54.000 And it appears that some of the worst immigrants, some of the least respectful, some of the most illegal, tend to be the most demanding.
00:27:02.000 What's up with that?
00:27:04.000 Romy, are you there?
00:27:06.000 Thanks for having me.
00:27:06.000 I'm here.
00:27:07.000 Does anyone else call you Romy?
00:27:10.000 Yeah, actually, a few people have.
00:27:11.000 And for a while, I was trying to make it, I wanted to make it my Skype handle, but that's taken.
00:27:16.000 But I like it.
00:27:17.000 It's kind of like J-Lo, like Romy.
00:27:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:20.000 It's the cool rap version of your name.
00:27:22.000 Now, you start at CRTV on Monday.
00:27:26.000 Yep, that's right, the 29th.
00:27:28.000 I don't think we have an exact time yet, but that's when the first episode will be posted in the evening.
00:27:33.000 Okay, well, I remember at Fox News, every time a pretty girl would get hired, I'd watch her rocket past me up through the glass ceiling.
00:27:41.000 And I want you to know that if that happens at CR-TV, I'm going to resent you and I'm going to be real bitchy in the hallways.
00:27:47.000 That's fair.
00:27:48.000 That's fair.
00:27:49.000 I accept that.
00:27:50.000 So we're pals now because we're on equal footing.
00:27:52.000 But if you zip off, I'm just going to have this weird sneer by the coffee room.
00:27:58.000 I'll be sure to manage my success in a reasonable way, just to make sure there's no tension.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, don't try to be friendly.
00:28:04.000 Like if you get a raise or you're more prominent on the homepage, just avoid me because I'm going to be gossiping, lying, saying horrible.
00:28:15.000 I'm going to defense among staff members.
00:28:18.000 Yes, yes.
00:28:19.000 Spitting in your mug.
00:28:21.000 Well, that's exciting.
00:28:22.000 I'm so glad.
00:28:23.000 You know, you're so cool, and I'm so old.
00:28:26.000 You kind of make me cooler.
00:28:28.000 Like, you raised the bar at CRTV, and now I can say, I'm at CR-TV with roaming millennial ring any bells.
00:28:36.000 I'm glad you say that, because that's what I say to my friends and family all the time.
00:28:39.000 Like, yeah, this new show is going to be edgy, uncensored, cool.
00:28:43.000 And they look at me, and they're just kind of like, that's not at all what you are, but okay.
00:28:48.000 But I'm glad you think so.
00:28:50.000 I'm going to become edgy and cool on Monday.
00:28:55.000 Yes.
00:28:56.000 Let's dive into it here, the very serious matter at hand.
00:28:56.000 All right.
00:29:00.000 I've always talked about with immigrants, and I'm an immigrant many times over, and I'm very grateful to be in America.
00:29:07.000 But there's a new level of immigrant, and this is in Canada too, where not only are they ingrates, but they're indignant about their treatment.
00:29:17.000 And I thought you tweeted this recently.
00:29:19.000 Illegal immigrants block entrance to Disneyland to protect DACA.
00:29:25.000 I mean, can you imagine moving to Japan and blocking their Disneyland?
00:29:30.000 I mean, it's, I think, really just exemplifies how bold these dreamers and the illegal immigrants in the United States are.
00:29:39.000 I mean, in no other country that I can think of, except maybe Canada, because we're also cucked, do you have illegal immigrants demanding things of you?
00:29:47.000 They're not even supposed to be there, but they're actually going so far as to demand things from you.
00:29:51.000 They have their own protests.
00:29:54.000 What is that?
00:29:54.000 I mean, if this were Israel, they'd be all deported back to Palestine.
00:29:58.000 Or like Syria, whether or not they're actually from there.
00:29:58.000 Instantly.
00:30:01.000 It's like having signs that say cocaine dealers' rights.
00:30:04.000 Cocaine dealers are being abused by police.
00:30:06.000 We have rights too.
00:30:08.000 Right.
00:30:08.000 It's crazy.
00:30:09.000 And we saw just with the shutdown, people, Democrats specifically, they're actually willing to put these people's interests.
00:30:15.000 Again, not supposed to be here, not citizens.
00:30:18.000 They're actually willing to put their interests above the interests of actual American citizens and, you know, American service members, for example, which blows my mind.
00:30:26.000 Yeah, they go to Chuck Schumer's house.
00:30:29.000 They don't care if you're Democrat or Republican.
00:30:31.000 You better give them free stuff or they're going to come to your house and terrorize you.
00:30:36.000 And I mean, I'm no fan of Chuck Schumer's, but I do feel bad that he's actually having to deal with these people around the clock.
00:30:36.000 Right.
00:30:43.000 I think they've been protesting, so they're trying to make him unable to sleep.
00:30:48.000 But I think it's good for the left to see these people for who they are.
00:30:53.000 And it's so frustrating because, I mean, like you, I'm an immigrant, too.
00:30:56.000 And I can't imagine marching and demanding citizenship or demanding.
00:31:01.000 You don't have a right to be in someone else's country.
00:31:03.000 Yeah, that's on Tucker last night.
00:31:05.000 They had that Albany mayor, and she said, when you're in this country, you have rights.
00:31:10.000 The Constitution applies to you.
00:31:12.000 And I'm going, no, no, that's not the deal.
00:31:15.000 You've got to be a legal resident before you get the rights.
00:31:19.000 You can't just show up and start demanding rights.
00:31:21.000 That's not the way any country works.
00:31:24.000 Right.
00:31:24.000 And right to be in the U.S. is not a right that exists even in the Constitution, right?
00:31:29.000 I mean, we could talk about, oh, they have freedom of speech.
00:31:31.000 Yeah, well, they can give their freedom of speech from the airplane when we're sending them back to wherever they're from.
00:31:36.000 Right.
00:31:37.000 And it's funny because, you know, you see this with the far left and jihadists.
00:31:41.000 They choose these strange bedfellows and they say, okay, Sarsour, you're good at making the right mad.
00:31:48.000 Come on aboard.
00:31:49.000 And then you realize you're with people who hate gays, who hate you, and they start cannibalizing each other.
00:31:53.000 And we're seeing that with these liberals.
00:31:55.000 We've got Nancy Pelosi saying, calm down, everyone, calm down, as they're screaming at her.
00:32:00.000 And I'm watching her going, make your bed.
00:32:02.000 Now you've got a lie in it, you fools.
00:32:04.000 No, exactly.
00:32:06.000 And, you know, there have also been kind of, there's been talk about these dreamers actually being able to vote, obviously, illegally in some places.
00:32:15.000 And, you know, I just see this playing it out.
00:32:17.000 And it's just so clear that they're only trying to import voters, right?
00:32:20.000 I mean, and I think it was mentioned on Tucker or Sean Hannity last night, too.
00:32:24.000 I mean, if these DREAMers were people who, on average, would be 80% likely to vote Republican, Would the Democrats still be fighting so hard for them?
00:32:32.000 I think not.
00:32:33.000 Right.
00:32:33.000 Well, that was a secret up until a couple weeks ago, where they had, I forget who, she was a senator or something, and she said, to build a wall to destroy DACA would be electoral suicide.
00:32:45.000 And we all went, wait a minute, so you're admitting it now.
00:32:48.000 You admit that you're only doing this for votes.
00:32:50.000 The cat's out of the bag.
00:32:54.000 I have a crazy concept to throw at you.
00:32:56.000 So I was watching, there was, they called it an Aboriginal ceremony in Halifax a year ago.
00:33:02.000 And our friends went over there, military guys, and said, what the hell are you doing?
00:33:06.000 And they said, it was clearly just an anti-Canada Day thing.
00:33:10.000 And they had a Canadian flag upside down that said decolonize.
00:33:14.000 And there was a guy there, they had the Dominion flag.
00:33:16.000 And there was an African there, and he was saying, take down that flag.
00:33:20.000 You cannot have that flag.
00:33:21.000 That is a flag of genocide.
00:33:24.000 About the Dominion flag, which we fought World War I, World War II under.
00:33:28.000 And I'm watching this immigrant, clearly an immigrant by his accent, right?
00:33:32.000 And I'm realizing, you know what?
00:33:33.000 He actually is assimilating.
00:33:36.000 You land in this country, Canada or America, you see all these liberals going, this place sucks, and that flag is genocide.
00:33:43.000 And to sort of ingratiate yourself with the locals, you go, this place sucks.
00:33:48.000 I hate this country.
00:33:50.000 It is terrible and racist.
00:33:52.000 There, how's that?
00:33:52.000 That's good.
00:33:53.000 That's good.
00:33:54.000 Yeah, be an immigrate.
00:33:56.000 And it's so, it boggles my mind because I'm kind of of the opinion when you're an immigrant, you're kind of a guest in someone's house, right?
00:34:03.000 And no one's house is going to be perfect.
00:34:05.000 And it's kind of, it's fine and expected and even good for the people who live there to try to make it better, to point out its problems and yada, yada, yada.
00:34:12.000 But I feel like as an immigrant, you should actually be more pro that country.
00:34:16.000 You know, those should be the most patriotic people because, you know, they've really gained the most from being able to come here.
00:34:22.000 And they're really kind of at the good graces of the locals who have said, yeah, okay, we're allowing you to come in.
00:34:27.000 Yeah, that's the way it used to be.
00:34:29.000 And I think we're finding now that the offspring of these immigrants, especially Muslims, they tend to be more radical.
00:34:36.000 You know, the Sardov brothers and their parents were normal when the Sardovs were little kids.
00:34:40.000 And then they ended up becoming more radical because today the West is you go to the party using your party analogy and you walk in and everyone at the party is going, this party sucks, this party sucks.
00:34:52.000 So you feel like, this party sucks, this party sucks.
00:34:56.000 I mean, you have to be a dick to blend in.
00:35:01.000 And I think there's been actually studies now that have looked at the incidences of terrorism among newly arrived immigrants versus their children, second generation immigrants.
00:35:01.000 Right.
00:35:10.000 And we've seen that it actually increases.
00:35:13.000 So I think that kind of goes to show that the method of this open boards, we'll just invite a ton of them in, not worry about it, they'll sort themselves out.
00:35:21.000 That sort of assimilation, i.e.
00:35:23.000 no assimilation, has totally failed.
00:35:25.000 You know, these people, they continue to see themselves as other, not actually part of the country and of the population.
00:35:33.000 And that's no longer immigration.
00:35:33.000 Right.
00:35:35.000 That's an invasion.
00:35:36.000 Now it's an act of war.
00:35:38.000 Exactly.
00:35:38.000 I mean, it's sort of like pseudo-colonialization in a way, which is funny because the left claims to hate that, but it's okay when it's brown people and white people's countries.
00:35:49.000 Kooky times.
00:35:50.000 Well, us good immigrants will continue being patriotic and appreciating the courtesy that our new countries have given us.
00:35:59.000 Definitely.
00:35:59.000 Definitely.
00:36:00.000 And don't do better than me at CRTV or you're dead.
00:36:03.000 I'll try to fly under the radar, just kind of like you phone it in, just the exact right amount of success.
00:36:09.000 That's what I like.
00:36:10.000 Socialism.
00:36:11.000 Don't raise the bar.
00:36:12.000 Keep everyone equal at the bottom.
00:36:14.000 Definitely.
00:36:15.000 Yeah.
00:36:16.000 I'll aim for the middle.
00:36:17.000 Okay, good.
00:36:18.000 Thanks for coming on.
00:36:20.000 For sure.
00:36:20.000 Thanks for having me.
00:36:24.000 I forgot to show you the paper, the proof that this is live.
00:36:28.000 I just signed your death warrant.
00:36:31.000 This is USA Gymnastics Dr. Larry Nasser, who molested more than 150 girls.
00:36:38.000 The president of the school stepped down.
00:36:41.000 She was accused of not taking any of these accusations seriously enough.
00:36:46.000 150.
00:36:48.000 We need better communication with our girls.
00:36:50.000 I think your job as a parent is to make sure that the lines from mouth to ear are clear.
00:36:57.000 And if anything untowards happens to you, tell dad.
00:37:00.000 Now, of course, when there's no dad, we have a whole separate litany of issues.
00:37:06.000 Rotten hell, pig.
00:37:07.000 I like how, by the way, the defense was saying, can you stop having people yell at him in court and describe their experiences?
00:37:13.000 It's very hard on him.
00:37:15.000 Poor guy.
00:37:17.000 Oh, poor Larry Nassar.
00:37:19.000 You know, it's sort of a hard conversation to have because you don't want to say to your eight-year-old, hey, just so you know, there's people out there that do really bad things.
00:37:28.000 You don't want to freak them out.
00:37:29.000 Yeah, it sucks.
00:37:30.000 In fact, I just did it the other day.
00:37:32.000 You have an uncomfortable minute to stop your child being raped.
00:37:36.000 Sorry.
00:37:37.000 Sorry for the inconvenience.
00:37:39.000 Yeah, that's what people have to do.
00:37:40.000 But much more importantly, JK, I want to just end the show by discussing how much I hate robots.
00:37:49.000 When we would discuss it on Fox News, I'd get so pissed because it was such a myth.
00:37:53.000 Robots are a myth.
00:37:55.000 They're not going to be serving as tea anytime soon.
00:37:58.000 They're not going to be mowing our lawns.
00:38:01.000 We will say get off my lawn if they even consider it.
00:38:04.000 But they're a lie.
00:38:06.000 They don't improve our lives.
00:38:08.000 Even the automation we have in our homes today sucks.
00:38:11.000 Even your dishwasher, they go, it's magic.
00:38:14.000 You just stack the dishes in, right?
00:38:16.000 Which is work in and of itself, right?
00:38:18.000 So you're already doing some labor.
00:38:20.000 And then, boom, three hours later, your dishes are clean.
00:38:24.000 And all you have to do is put them away.
00:38:25.000 So I had to put them in and take them out.
00:38:27.000 And it took you how long?
00:38:29.000 It takes forever that thing.
00:38:30.000 It uses up so much energy, too, with the things blasting.
00:38:34.000 It's like someone said, I invented a robot that can vacuum your stairs.
00:38:38.000 All you do is you set it up here after you've charged the battery.
00:38:41.000 And then within two hours, it's gone up the stairs and vacuumed them.
00:38:44.000 And you go, I don't even like vacuuming my stairs.
00:38:47.000 And I have carpeted stairs.
00:38:48.000 You just take a broom.
00:38:49.000 Ship, ship, ship, ship, ship.
00:38:50.000 You're done.
00:38:51.000 These robots aren't improving our lives.
00:38:53.000 And a big example of this is my wife is obsessed with buying crap.
00:38:58.000 I was hoping for a whore and I got a hoarder.
00:39:02.000 But she has one of these stupid Rombies.
00:39:05.000 Have you seen these things?
00:39:06.000 You leave it in your house.
00:39:07.000 There are varieties of Roomba models available.
00:39:09.000 And strong competition from the likes of the Dyson 360i and the Xiaomi Mi Rombi.
00:39:13.000 Oh, they're only $500.
00:39:15.000 One of the benefits of the higher spec model, like this, is you get dedicated carpet cleaning modes, so it's great for different surfaces.
00:39:21.000 It automatically goes into performance mode when it detects a carpet or a rug, so you get a better, deeper clean.
00:39:28.000 Okay, this stupid thing, I've used to have, well, I have one.
00:39:31.000 It's sprouting in the closet.
00:39:33.000 These things, they take about eight hours to clean your living room all day.
00:39:38.000 Bump, rotate, bump, bump.
00:39:41.000 They are a total waste of money and time, and they're not an improvement.
00:39:46.000 I am sick of robots.
00:39:49.000 Look, here's the stupidest one, though.
00:39:51.000 You ready for this?
00:39:52.000 And by the way, this robot, this Roomba, does what you could do in, it takes eight hours to do what you could do in honestly 10 minutes.
00:40:02.000 And to use it, by the way, you have to move furniture out of the way.
00:40:06.000 So as you're basically working for your Roomba, as you're moving the furniture out of the way, you're thinking, I could have a vacuum in my hand as I do this, and I would be cleaning up the thing.
00:40:15.000 But here's the best example, and I'll end on this.
00:40:18.000 Here is the stupidest robot yet.
00:40:21.000 You ready for this ridiculous invention we don't need?
00:40:26.000 Game changer, they say.
00:40:28.000 Ready?
00:40:29.000 Start her up and go.
00:40:33.000 What a game changer.
00:40:36.000 Thank God I don't have to stir my soup anymore.
00:40:43.000 So look, as far as agriculture goes, I'm sure it's great at picking apples.
00:40:48.000 That's not really a robot.
00:40:50.000 And as far as the minimum wage goes in these fast food places, having vending machines and an automatic checkout, that's not really a robot.
00:40:59.000 What I'm talking about is these dumb machines that are supposed to make your life at home easier and this looming threat of humanoid looking cyborgs that walk around handing us things and saying, hello, I'm from Blade Runner.
00:41:13.000 It's all total and utter bullsh ⁇ .