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00:03:28.000It's a Hollywood reporter is censoring them there, but he didn't censor them.
00:03:32.000And the point is, we're done with you proselytizing about sexual harassment and how your chastity is at risk when you've been selling yourself as a whore and encouraging whoredom for a very long time.
00:03:49.000There's something weird going on here, and it kind of relates to this thing.
00:03:52.000I was watching TV the other night, and I couldn't help but notice every commercial, the black guy looked like someone that was either in a relationship with a white girl or it was someone that you wanted, that looked bangable.
00:04:03.000Like you wanted to have sex with this guy.
00:05:14.000I'm not going to be friends with the dead man.
00:05:17.000But here, like the same articles that say, we need refugees, we need more people, our population can't sustain it.
00:05:24.000The same people then write an article saying, don't have babies, you're overpopulating.
00:05:29.000There's a real strange push going on to discourage normal relationships.
00:05:36.000And I think it's because they're the product of divorce and they just, they're so traumatized by the divorce that happened with their parents that they want everyone else to experience their misery.
00:05:49.000We've gone from trying to help people to willfully trying to sabotage their lives.
00:09:58.000So what was interesting about this is, so he said Jay-Z was bitching about Trump, and Trump said, isn't black unemployment at the lowest it's ever been?
00:10:08.000And Jay-Z had the world's worst rebuttal to that.
00:10:12.000He said, it's not about money at the end of the day.
00:10:15.000Money is not, money doesn't equate to happiness.
00:13:11.000So the New York Times had a big thing on him, Jordan Peterson moment, and it was a very fawning expose.
00:13:17.000They go, What's most interesting about Peterson's popularity, especially the success of his book, is what it says about the state of young men today.
00:13:24.000The implied readers of his work are men who feel fatherless, solitary, floating in a chaotic moral vacuum, constantly outperformed and humiliated by women.
00:13:33.000I don't know about outperformed, haunted by pain and self-contempt.
00:13:36.000At some level, Peterson is offering assertiveness training to men whom society, oh, don't say whom, is trying to turn into emasculated snowflakes.
00:13:47.000Little passive-aggressive compliments there, but it's true.
00:13:51.000Jordan Peterson and I are trying to tell young men, you're not human garbage.
00:15:04.000You say, Pepe and this and milk are jokes.
00:15:10.000We all sat around around the time of Ishia LaBeouf's He Will Not Divide Us, and we said, we were laughing at how Pepe, a random frog we took from the internet and made into a meme, is outraging the left.
00:16:51.000He was a homeless bum for the past few years.
00:16:54.000And he's recently become a panhandler where he just berates people on the street and takes their money.
00:17:02.000And then at the other end of the intellectual spectrum, we've got Bill Whittle on the show tonight.
00:17:08.000And I just want to talk to him about numbers.
00:17:10.000He did a video a long time ago called Eat the Rich.
00:17:13.000And I've been wanting to have him on the show for a long time.
00:17:15.000But it just seems to me one of the biggest problems with the left and young people and their take on we're a nation of immigrants and education and we need more money for this and that is they don't get money.
00:18:13.000It makes me stand out, and I make people laugh.
00:18:17.000I'm providing them with entertainment.
00:18:19.000And there's so many people out here with sob stories like Homeless and Pregnant, Homeless War vet, lost my family on fire, today's my birthday, all that sob story bullshit.
00:20:27.000You know, and if you're not in their world, if you're not a homosexual person of color, then you're a piece of shit.
00:20:36.000Like, in their mind, there's nothing more evil than a heterosexual white male Christian.
00:20:41.000And what they don't realize is heterosexual male Christians are what made the world great.
00:20:48.000You know, like, look at who invented everything.
00:20:51.000You know, I mean, sure, you know, they got like a handful of people you can point out in history and invent, but who invented the laptop that they're bitching about?
00:21:01.000Well, they did do some bad stuff, but they did do everything.
00:21:04.000So when you've done everything, you're going to be included in some of the bad lists.
00:21:10.000I can't think of anything I agree with them on.
00:21:12.000And I was part of a bunch of the different Occupy movements, and they ruined every last one of them.
00:21:19.000It turned into like the oppression Olympics, where dude would be like, hey, you're a white man.
00:21:43.000And I remember one time they tried to vote me out when I first got there because they had heard of me and how I'd been to black block protests.
00:21:50.000And anyhow, like they voted to have me kicked out of Occupy.
00:21:56.000And I'm like, okay, I'll vote with y'all.
00:23:52.000And usually the ones that are homeless, the way they found themselves here is they took mom's laptop or mom's flat screen TV and pawned it for smack and then got kicked out of the house.
00:24:03.000And they say, I'm not going to enable you.
00:24:05.000I love you, but I'm not going to love you to death, as they say, on intervention.
00:24:08.000And then they go, okay, I'll just be homeless and I'll get my own smack.
00:25:56.000And that's pretty much the only explanation I have for it.
00:26:00.000Well, I bookmark them because they're the ultimate argument settlers.
00:26:04.000And I'm sorry to go back far here, but your eat the rich video where you break down exactly how much the government spends, I must have sent that to 1,000 people over the years.
00:26:15.000First thing I'd like to say about that is that the actual breakdown and the analysis was done by my friend Iowa Hawk, who is maybe the funniest guy on Twitter, but without questions, the most brilliant guy I've ever met.
00:26:25.000He's a statistician, so I don't want to say another word without saying that basically it was Iowa Hawk's math that basically did it.
00:26:32.000And then I took some of that with his permission, obviously, and extrapolated a little bit.
00:26:36.000I certainly put it into kind of a narrative form.
00:26:39.000But basically what it comes down to is when you have a government that's spending $3.6 trillion a year, that's $360 billion.
00:26:51.000And what we basically did in that video is we just looked like, well, if we took everything from ExxonMobil, let's say in Walmart, took all of their profits, all of it, $4 billion.
00:27:01.000So you run the federal government for four days by not just soaking these rich companies, just by just taking everything they have.
00:27:09.000And you can work your way all the way down the ladder in terms of confiscating all of private individuals' wealth, and you can take all the money from the NFL and Star Wars and all of this.
00:27:19.000And you'll run our government for a year, at which point you have to think about what you're going to do for the next year, but there is no next year because you've taken everything.
00:27:27.000Yeah, every rich person, everything is gone.
00:27:29.000Well, I honestly believe the bigger picture with your video is that there's been a death of math.
00:27:34.000And that's a great tool for Marxists because they can just say, we're a nation of immigrants.
00:28:01.000And by the way, on that particular subject, if you were to draw a graph, see if I can do this backwards, of Department of Education spending and test scores, you know, it's pretty straight correlation there, inverse correlation.
00:29:02.000And they're over in the same way that whalebone corsets are over or wooden wagon wheels are over.
00:29:06.000They're over because you don't need them anymore and because they no longer serve the function they were designed to serve.
00:29:13.000If you had a Harvard degree, that meant something because the standards to get into Harvard were rigorous and the standards to get out of Harvard were even more rigorous.
00:29:22.000But when Harvard becomes just another place where you can get a studies studies degree, then the value of that diploma goes down.
00:29:33.000There's a big difference between getting a degree in engineering and getting a degree in engineering studies just to make one up because they're all made up.
00:29:41.000To be an engineer, you have to be smart and you have to know math and be pretty bright.
00:29:45.000To be an engineering studies major, you've got to be able to talk about engineers.
00:30:03.000But cars have a reputation over 100 years where you buy a car and it's understood that it's going to work.
00:30:12.000And that's based on the history of the car, really.
00:30:15.000You go and if it didn't work, you go, this doesn't work.
00:30:17.000Now, university degrees have meant something since Plato, and then all of a sudden, since like 1995, they're totally and utterly worthless.
00:30:27.000So I feel like you could make an argument for a class action suit here because fraud has been committed.
00:30:32.000Without question, without question, I'm so happy you mentioned that.
00:30:35.000I've been saying for years now that the answer to fighting this left-wing bias at school is not to cry and complain and talk about, it's to file fraud, class action suits against universities because you are paying an exorbitant sum of money for your child to be in a geometry class.
00:30:52.000And in that geometry class, he's hearing about how evil Donald Trump is.
00:30:55.000And that is fraudulently depriving my student of his math classes that I'm paying for.
00:31:12.000And in the same way that an inside pitch will brush back an aggressive batter, just a couple of these lawsuits are going to knock this entire university system back on its heels.
00:31:22.000You know, a couple of these lawsuits, successful or not, are going to make the university realize that there are financial consequences.
00:31:29.000But I've got to tell you, this is one of those institutions that I think is so badly corrupted that it's probably not safe.
00:31:36.000By the way, I said the reason that I think they're finished is twofold.
00:31:39.000They don't do what they said they're going to do, and I also said you don't need them anymore.
00:31:43.000And what I mean by that is, because of the internet now, you no longer need to go into ivy-covered buildings in order to attain knowledge.
00:31:54.000And in fact, you don't even really need to do it in order to find a good instructor.
00:32:00.000Everything I learned, I learned on my own and through the internet, essentially.
00:32:05.000And it's not only possible, it's free.
00:32:07.000And then, you know, you obviously need teachers, but you can find those sometimes online or homeschooling, whatever the case may be.
00:32:15.000If I had to take somebody's child at age six and say, and given a choice, you're either going to go through the American education system or we're going to leave you on your own with some relatives, I would take That.
00:32:30.000And finally, just on this education topic, the single great tragedy in America today is that we have simultaneously the worst educated, most spoiled, and insecure generation in history on one end of the spectrum, and we have the best educated, bravest, most patriotic, most experienced generation on the other end of the spectrum.
00:32:51.000And we should be hooking up retired people with students.
00:32:56.000And I would rather have my son, if I had a son, be taught chemistry by a guy who was a chief chemist at Dow for 11 years than by a 22-year-old education major.
00:33:07.000Well, they really are coming out dumber than when they went in.
00:33:09.000And I'll bring that back to mathematics, where they don't do numbers.
00:33:14.000They don't, you know, two and two can be whatever you want it to be.
00:33:17.000And that makes them so easily to manipulate where they say, I forget who it was, like Rob Reiner or someone, some celebrity said, well, you know, we got what, the $13 trillion debt.
00:34:21.000That's an afternoon for the American government.
00:34:25.000It's time between breakfast and lunch.
00:34:29.000And there's an extraordinarily good video out there called Visual.
00:34:32.000I think it's called Visualizing $20 Trillion.
00:34:34.000What does $20 trillion look like on YouTube?
00:34:38.000And I'm just really hacking at it a little bit, but essentially, a million dollars is a cargo pallet stacked with $100 bills.
00:34:45.000And a billion dollars is essentially a football field covered with cargo stacks of $100 bills.
00:34:52.000But $20 trillion is a pack of cargo pallets that cover the footprint of the World Trade Center and go as high as the World Trade Center of $100 bills.
00:35:07.000And those kind of things, you know, you can never get your mind really around these kind of numbers.
00:35:12.000But at least with examples like that, you can at least begin to appreciate the fact that the magnitude is so far beyond what you think it is that it's time to start rethinking about these things.
00:35:23.000At the very least, can it make young people today, young rebels, hate institutions like academia and the government?
00:35:31.000Can we get back to the leather jacket and the cigarette and the we want to ride our machines without being hassled by the man?
00:35:38.000You could make a pretty compelling case, Gavin, that the invention of the electronic ignition in automobiles has destroyed the country because you can no longer open up the hood and just go in there and tinker around.
00:35:52.000But of course, that's a ridiculous case because most of these kids today haven't even been outside.
00:35:59.000So strangely enough, it's funny you mentioned that.
00:36:01.000There's a project that I'm going to be trying to get some money for.
00:36:04.000What I want to do going forward is I want to take my message inside of video games.
00:36:10.000I have had a number, when I say my message, I mean the conservative message, conservative libertarian message.
00:36:16.000I do a number of speaking events, and virtually every one of them has the question, well, what are we going to do about young people?
00:36:22.000And sometimes people will come up to me afterwards and say, hey, could we maybe make a conservative video game?
00:36:28.000And I'm more polite than this, but what I want to say is, well, what I do say is, well, ma'am, they're $50 million minimum.
00:36:35.000But what I really want to say is, wow, what an exciting game that would be.
00:36:38.000You get in the car that you own, you drive to the bank, you deposit more money than you take out, and then you come home and have dinner with your wife.
00:36:46.000But what's interesting about this to me is especially these sandbox games where the computer is not guiding you through a story so much as multiple players are in a universe and the computer is simply just doing the rules of economics and gravity and so on.
00:37:00.000And to keep a very long story short, what we find is that these people who are playing video games, two-thirds of them are probably Bernie supporters, but when they decide to live in the world that they want to live in, there are two things that are remarkable about them.
00:37:12.000They're making a lot of money and they're heavily armed.
00:37:23.000Because in a video game, the false constraints on reality are removed.
00:37:28.000In a video game like the one I'm interested in called Star Citizen, you could come to one of these people who may be a big gun control advocate out in the real world and say to them, well, why don't you just go on out there without any weapons on your ship or without any weapons on your person?
00:38:04.000And so you have to be prepared to defend yourself.
00:38:06.000But the point I want to make is, listen, you can't call 911 in the real world either if somebody's murdering you.
00:38:16.000It's true, it's safer now here than it is in some of these games, but the principle is the same.
00:38:22.000And it seems to me like there's such an opportunity to apply major jiu-jitsu on this thing where you use the momentum of what they want to do and what they actually do.
00:38:32.000They're spending billions and billions of dollars to play these games.
00:38:35.000And it seems to me that we should be able to say to these people while they're doing these conservative libertarian things, just kind of, that's kind of a conservative, libertarian thing you're doing there, buddy.
00:38:47.000And provide a force of good in the game.
00:38:52.000It's not a 58-year-old guy standing in front of a burning lake of fire, talking about economics or whatever.
00:38:58.000It's just using people's own behaviors to show them how badly they've been lied to by the left in general and population, left specifically and the population in general.
00:39:13.000Yeah, I mean, it all sounds so intuitive to me that you would want a world where you have a gun, that you would want to rebel, that you would want to not have other people telling you what to do.
00:39:21.000But the Marxists in academia and in the government have convinced people to ignore their own instincts and embrace something that feels bad.
00:39:56.000I was, for the longest time, completely, absolutely immune to the idea of why welfare was named welfare.
00:40:03.000Could just seem like a nice name for a handout program.
00:40:06.000But only much, much later did I realize that there's nowhere in the Constitution that says that we can take money from one person and give it to somebody else, but there is a line in there that says provide for the common welfare, the general welfare.
00:40:22.000So what they do is they retroactively name a socialist program after an element from the Constitution, and it brings with it all of these constitutional trappings with it.
00:40:32.000Well, what justification do you have for this?
00:40:34.000Well, it says, you know, provide for the general welfare.
00:40:37.000We're just providing for the general welfare.
00:40:39.000And then you have to say general welfare means applies equally to everybody.
00:40:45.000You're not applying this to the general welfare.
00:40:47.000You're applying it to specific individuals.
00:40:48.000And by the way, general welfare is in the preamble, which is essentially an invitation to come into the house.
00:40:54.000And if I invite you into my house, that doesn't mean you have legal permission to leave with my TV set.
00:40:59.000Well, we are fighting a war here, and they have their own generals, general welfare, at your service, fighting their war of taking our money.
00:41:58.000But she's decided to make it all about sexual harassment when she's part of a very sketchy lawsuit involving sexual harassment.
00:42:06.000And once again, you're trivializing the real victims here.
00:42:10.000Look at this overly melodramatic ending with Cindy Lauper and Rihanna and everyone all wearing white dresses to, I don't know, say that they shouldn't be raped.