Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 12, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #80 | Horror in the City


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

166.90909

Word Count

7,497

Sentence Count

688

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the new Mike Skinner song 'I'm Not Famous' and how it ruined his career. Also, he talks about how much sex he gets when he's famous and why he doesn't want to be famous anymore.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 By dawn I close the book or it will be dusk on the page.
00:00:18.000 We're beaten in the rainfall until the middle of the day.
00:00:22.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:26.000 It's Everyone Like Rust On The Paint.
00:00:28.000 I Ran The Platform But I End Up...
00:00:32.000 That's Mark Skinner.
00:00:34.000 Mark Skinner.
00:00:36.000 He sort of was a big part of the garage scene in the early to mid-aughts.
00:00:44.000 My record labels at the time signed him.
00:00:48.000 Weird geza.
00:00:50.000 Really good guy, though.
00:00:51.000 Really funny.
00:00:52.000 Great to party with.
00:00:54.000 So that's a new song he's got out.
00:00:56.000 He's sort of coming out of retirement.
00:01:00.000 Look at the New York Post.
00:01:01.000 Horror in the city.
00:01:03.000 Animals kicking a pregnant woman.
00:01:04.000 New York is a sh ⁇ .
00:01:07.000 It's full of some of the most vile people there are.
00:01:10.000 But yeah, Mike Skinner's back after probably like almost 10-year hiatus.
00:01:16.000 And I was thinking about him after I heard that song.
00:01:18.000 He's going to go out on tour.
00:01:19.000 He's got the band back together.
00:01:20.000 He misses touring.
00:01:22.000 God, we used to do so much cocaine.
00:01:24.000 It was shocking.
00:01:26.000 And women would be hanging off of him.
00:01:29.000 I had him at my house once, and two of my female guests, and there was only about eight people there, slipped him their numbers.
00:01:38.000 One of them was staying in a hotel and gave him the hotel address with her room number.
00:01:43.000 I don't think a lot of people who haven't been around famous people understand how much sex these guys get offered.
00:01:49.000 That's probably why Trump's grab the pussy comment was so shocking when he goes, you can grab him by the pussy and they let you.
00:01:56.000 But they do.
00:01:57.000 It's insane.
00:01:59.000 So Mike Skinner, he's a great poet, if nothing else.
00:02:03.000 Just listen to the lyrics of his songs and the way he crafts them is fascinating.
00:02:07.000 You could just read the lyrics and that would be a great book.
00:02:10.000 But as he became more and more famous, his songs became less about the garage scene, which was about pirate radio stations and people standing on cars to hear the songs that these kids would make in their basements.
00:02:23.000 Cool little scene, illegal scene, that spanned races and classes.
00:02:28.000 And then he starts singing about how when you're famous, it's really easy to get girls.
00:02:35.000 But when you meet a girl that's also famous, then it's sort of like when you weren't famous.
00:02:40.000 Funny song, true story, but it ruined his career because it grossed people out.
00:02:46.000 I've got it here.
00:02:47.000 People don't want to hear about that, about how unbelievably laid you get.
00:02:53.000 It pisses them off.
00:02:54.000 It's like singing about, you know, white people problems or being rich.
00:02:58.000 So this is him just being honest about his famous life.
00:03:01.000 It's sort of like Roseanne, the show, when she won the lottery, the character won the lottery.
00:03:06.000 People stop wanting to watch the show.
00:03:07.000 They can't identify with it.
00:03:09.000 In the morning, fear in the next, my skin a scoop.
00:03:12.000 Because I used to believe what I read.
00:03:13.000 So now I know that others will believe that it's true.
00:03:16.000 But I realize with you, the truth can be a whole lot worse than the fact.
00:03:21.000 My whole life, I never thought I'd see a Bob's glass smoke crack.
00:03:25.000 And I must admit, I was quite shocked with that thing you did with me.
00:03:29.000 I'm a...
00:03:30.000 When you're a famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls.
00:03:35.000 It's also easy to get a bit spoiled.
00:03:39.000 So when you try to pull up the ball, Rick's good at making videos.
00:03:44.000 It feels just like when you wasn't famous.
00:03:48.000 It was so much fun.
00:03:49.000 I already got.
00:03:50.000 Okay, so he tries to save it.
00:03:53.000 He gets this guy, Professor Green, and he says, you need to do a song making fun of me for that song because everyone hates me now because I sang about how easy it is to get late.
00:04:07.000 So Professor Green has a song that he puts out where he says, I'm not famous.
00:04:13.000 And puts Mike Skinner in it, hoping they can rescue this catastrophe.
00:04:18.000 This is so exciting.
00:04:18.000 I've never had a celebrity spew on my show before.
00:04:20.000 This is so cool.
00:04:23.000 Same song.
00:04:25.000 I'm not famous.
00:04:26.000 I'm not saying it.
00:04:28.000 It's so easy you get up with.
00:04:29.000 Spoil.
00:04:30.000 I don't.
00:04:30.000 When you try to pull a girl who is also famous too.
00:04:34.000 That's Jodi Marsh.
00:04:35.000 doesn't want Jodie Murphy.
00:04:48.000 Good work.
00:04:49.000 And Mike Skinner's career took a nosedive.
00:04:52.000 Now, this is just my interpretation.
00:04:54.000 It's possible that he has a totally different story about it.
00:04:58.000 But I'm good at this, aren't I?
00:05:03.000 I'm good at hosting a TV show.
00:05:05.000 I got a nice smooth.
00:05:06.000 I always tell people, don't have a teleprompter.
00:05:09.000 You sound awkward.
00:05:10.000 Just talk normally.
00:05:11.000 And then here I am stuttering.
00:05:13.000 Also in the news, in the music news, Andrew WK has a new song out that is really weird and awesome and combines metal.
00:05:24.000 I think he has the band Obituary playing for him.
00:05:26.000 His girlfriend, who's an aerobics instructor, dancing in the background, and like meatloaf and stuff.
00:05:34.000 He's the weirdest guy.
00:05:35.000 I know him.
00:05:36.000 Known him for years.
00:05:37.000 I remember him back in New York days when he worked at St. Mark's.
00:05:41.000 And he's a weirdo artist.
00:05:44.000 That's what people don't get about him.
00:05:46.000 He's an artist.
00:05:48.000 So anyway, this artist who is just like Jackson Pollock or Jeff Koons or Damien Hearst has chosen music.
00:05:55.000 So don't think of him as a musician who does artistic music.
00:05:59.000 He's an artist who has chosen this particular craft to express himself.
00:06:15.000 Those guys are off-speed metal dudes who walk around me telling you that sort of secret about Andrew WK ruins the art.
00:06:37.000 I think he wants to just be seen as this dumb partier.
00:06:41.000 But that mystique that he goes for, the party hard guy, it doesn't really work because he's too weird.
00:06:50.000 And he's not just like a meathead glam dude that goes, hey man, when I get a billion dollars, I'm going to have Madonna play at my birthday party.
00:06:58.000 And in the backyard, we're going to make like a surf thing where you can surf on man-made waves.
00:07:04.000 That's not who he is.
00:07:05.000 So he got booked.
00:07:07.000 This will just prove to you what's going on.
00:07:08.000 He got booked on Larry King.
00:07:11.000 And he started this rumor a long time ago.
00:07:14.000 He got sick of doing the metal stuff and he wanted to do more artsy stuff.
00:07:17.000 I want to take you on a date and do more like dancey rocky horror picture show type of music.
00:07:22.000 So he started a rumor that Andrew WK is no more and he's been replaced with a new Andrew WK.
00:07:30.000 Brilliant, right?
00:07:31.000 And half of the people spreading these rumors on blogs and stuff are him.
00:07:36.000 He starts these rumors.
00:07:37.000 So of course, dinosaur media doesn't fact check or anything, right?
00:07:41.000 They fall for it.
00:07:42.000 They're so easy to manipulate.
00:07:44.000 So Andrew goes, I'm going to make this clown.
00:07:47.000 He's not impressed that he's on Larry King.
00:07:49.000 He doesn't care.
00:07:49.000 I'm going to make this clown part of my art project.
00:07:52.000 Check this out.
00:07:53.000 Before we get into some other topics, we announced you were going to be here.
00:07:57.000 We got a multitude of blogs and websites dedicated to saying you're a fraud.
00:08:02.000 There are a variety of theories.
00:08:03.000 I think he's trying not to laugh.
00:08:04.000 ...claiming that you're no longer the same Andrew W.K. that somehow in the middle of the year of 2005, the original Andrew W.K. went somewhere, and a new Andrew W.K. that That you're not the same person you were.
00:08:20.000 How do you respond to all of this, which is a mystery to me?
00:08:24.000 Well, I was, well, I guess I'm always dreading someone asking about this, especially someone of your stature, but I'm glad in a way as well.
00:08:34.000 This is a parody of Larry King.
00:08:35.000 There are a lot of things.
00:08:36.000 First of all, to anyone who's not familiar with me, why does it even matter?
00:08:39.000 And it really doesn't, even if you are familiar with me, because what I hope people take away from me doesn't have to do with whether I even exist or not.
00:08:47.000 For example, this is how I've thought about it, to try to make myself feel better about these accusations.
00:08:52.000 If you don't believe that Santa Claus exists, it doesn't mean that the joy that you would receive from the idea of Santa is any less valid.
00:08:59.000 But how did all this start?
00:09:00.000 Why did they think that you weren't?
00:09:01.000 Because I made it up, you old man.
00:09:04.000 For better or worse, some of this is based on some bits of truth or facts, rather, and just in turn.
00:09:12.000 Well, I've said some things that would lead people to these sorts of conclusions that I'm not proud of.
00:09:17.000 Okay, he's going to crack up in a second.
00:09:20.000 So you created part of the problem.
00:09:22.000 I added to it at one point, thinking that sort of by accepting it, it would deflect it.
00:09:28.000 I ignore it.
00:09:28.000 The person who could answer it and end it all would be your father.
00:09:31.000 All he has to do is say, this is my son who I raised, and he's Andrew W. Cass.
00:09:36.000 That's a very good idea.
00:09:37.000 And I only step forward and end all those blogs and rumors.
00:09:41.000 That's enough.
00:09:42.000 That's my proof, by the way, is him cracking himself up.
00:09:48.000 How are we doing for time?
00:09:49.000 We're out of time, aren't we, Dave?
00:09:51.000 We're a bit high right now, yeah.
00:09:53.000 Damn, because I wanted to end this music section.
00:09:56.000 The show isn't about music, but Reagan Youth are playing.
00:10:00.000 Still playing.
00:10:01.000 Now, this is a punk band who, or they're a hardcore band.
00:10:06.000 Hardcore is America's punk.
00:10:07.000 They stripped it of the pomp and circumstance, shaved off the blue and purple mohawks, and just had a shaved head.
00:10:12.000 And there's a New York band back from 1980 called Reagan Youth.
00:10:17.000 They hated Reagan.
00:10:18.000 Gotcha.
00:10:19.000 They're young.
00:10:20.000 Youth.
00:10:21.000 They're still going.
00:10:23.000 They are still playing.
00:10:26.000 They must be my age, at least.
00:10:28.000 At least.
00:10:30.000 They definitely are not under 50.
00:10:33.000 Reagan Youth.
00:10:35.000 What do they want to free Mandela and kill Maggie Thatcher?
00:10:38.000 What a redundant band.
00:10:41.000 Just play a bit of that.
00:10:46.000 We hate you, Ronald Reagan.
00:10:48.000 Die, Ronald Reagan.
00:10:50.000 We're huge!
00:10:51.000 Look at this spike there!
00:10:53.000 Oops!
00:10:58.000 They're playing like right now.
00:11:00.000 They have an F-Trump tour they're doing.
00:11:03.000 But this reminded me, and I'll end it with this before starting the show.
00:11:08.000 There's an SNL sketch.
00:11:10.000 Do I not have it here?
00:11:12.000 Yeah, here it is.
00:11:13.000 SNL did a sketch.
00:11:14.000 Fred Armison is a genius, by the way.
00:11:17.000 He did a sketch about an old hardcore band who the dad is at the wedding.
00:11:22.000 And if you were in a hardcore band like I was, your daughter's going to be married soon.
00:11:25.000 I had my kids late, so I don't really count.
00:11:27.000 But you're going to start having hardcore bands that have prostate problems.
00:11:31.000 So check out this.
00:11:33.000 This is Reagan Youth.
00:11:34.000 How is this not Reagan Youth?
00:11:35.000 Yeah, well, I'd like to say something.
00:11:37.000 Who's this old guy?
00:11:40.000 You know, I can't believe we're up here after 25 years.
00:11:43.000 We were very different guys back then.
00:11:45.000 You could say that again.
00:11:46.000 But this feels right sharing our music with this wonderful young couple.
00:11:50.000 Yes, yes.
00:11:52.000 I guess when you get right down to it, rock and roll always.
00:11:55.000 By the way, Lauren Michaels, why do you have people read cue cards?
00:12:01.000 Why did you ruin a great show?
00:12:03.000 You hire all these comedians from improv troupes in Chicago and New York, and then the first thing you do is make them read cue cards.
00:12:11.000 I can't watch the show.
00:12:13.000 No one talks to someone staring at a card.
00:12:17.000 It's bizarre.
00:12:18.000 The writers, you can still have writers.
00:12:20.000 They give you general ideas and they give you the points, the beats you got to hit.
00:12:25.000 But this should all be improv.
00:12:26.000 And Dave Grohl's hilarious.
00:12:27.000 He can handle it.
00:12:30.000 Unlike my prostate.
00:12:34.000 I hear that.
00:12:35.000 I got issues too.
00:12:38.000 All right.
00:12:39.000 Did this thing get heavier?
00:12:40.000 Oh, this is good I'm showing this because it's a segue.
00:12:42.000 Let's do this.
00:12:42.000 Madeline, my little Maddie, I'm so proud of you.
00:12:45.000 And I hope dad doesn't make too much a fool of himself up here.
00:12:48.000 All right.
00:12:49.000 This with all my love.
00:12:51.000 You guys ready?
00:12:52.000 Here we go.
00:12:53.000 One, two, three, four.
00:12:55.000 Yeah!
00:12:57.000 Let's go!
00:12:58.000 Anyway, that goes on.
00:13:11.000 back to the place.
00:13:12.000 When Ronald Reagan comes around.
00:13:16.000 Very, it makes me nostalgic hearing that kind of stuff.
00:13:19.000 Today on the show, we got a redneck comedian, Steve Mudflap McGrew, and he's going to talk about being pro-Trump in the stand-up comedy world, which is a sin.
00:13:29.000 And it's bizarre because stand-up comedy sucks because of that rule.
00:13:33.000 So you'd think the free market of laughs would help.
00:13:37.000 There's got to be a market for people who can say something other than Trump is Hitler, Trump is Satan, 2016 sucked.
00:13:43.000 That's only three things, guys.
00:13:45.000 What is this?
00:13:46.000 North Korea?
00:13:47.000 And I also want to get in depth.
00:13:49.000 Someone who works for the city, the municipality, up in Ithaca, New York, which I believe is 9% black, sent me this town hall.
00:13:57.000 It's on YouTube.
00:13:59.000 And that town, this story has since exploded, but that town had this massive backlash because they cast Esmeralda, the head of the girl in the hunchback in Notre Dame, in a presentation of it, they cast a white girl.
00:14:14.000 And all these black people are mad because it should be a person of color.
00:14:18.000 For the record, Esmeralda is half gypsy, half white.
00:14:24.000 You know Kennedy on Fox Business News?
00:14:27.000 That's Esmeralda.
00:14:28.000 What are black people talking about?
00:14:30.000 But because American culture is all about capitulation, especially when called racist, they had the father of the girl, every politician, everyone going, we're so sorry, we need to learn more.
00:14:44.000 We need to be better.
00:14:46.000 Be better, be better.
00:14:48.000 As Michelle Obama told us talking to Oprah.
00:14:51.000 Be better, be better, be better, be better.
00:14:55.000 So let's start with the town hall, and then we'll talk to old Mudflap McGrew.
00:15:04.000 Hunchback of Notre Dame is a story, I believe it's from the 1800s.
00:15:09.000 It was a graphic novel from France, and it was about a lady, I think her name is Esmeralda or something.
00:15:16.000 She's half French, half Roma gypsy.
00:15:18.000 Isn't that the very definition of a brunette?
00:15:21.000 I mean, it's not a Jewish girl or an Asian girl, but when you think of the genetic lineage of a gypsy, you go, European, kind of gypsy-ish, kind of Romanian, Eastern European, that's what makes the hair black, right?
00:15:38.000 Well, according to the average American liberal, Disney's interpretation is a black girl.
00:15:47.000 So if you're doing the hunchback in Notre Dame, you should have a black girl.
00:15:51.000 Do you have a picture of Esmeralda, Dave?
00:15:54.000 Pull up a picture of her.
00:15:55.000 So this is what everyone has just accepted that this is a black girl.
00:16:02.000 Does that look like a black girl to you?
00:16:05.000 Are you so used to having a weave that when I see someone who's slightly dark skinned with black hair, I just assume she's black?
00:16:12.000 This person is white.
00:16:14.000 Half white, half Roma gypsy.
00:16:16.000 That's a brunette.
00:16:17.000 Play it for a sec.
00:16:18.000 Let's just see her behave.
00:16:20.000 Working gets too boring But you learn how to fly Another homecoming card All right.
00:16:31.000 So, by the way, it doesn't matter who plays the leads in these silly movies.
00:16:36.000 Although, if you're going to do a ton of Hamiltons and a ton of black female James Bonds, well then you're going to have to have Conan O'Brien or Patton Oswald play Martin Luther King.
00:16:49.000 You okay with that?
00:16:50.000 Nope.
00:16:51.000 This is my whole intro is to explain this town hall meeting in Ithaca, New York.
00:16:57.000 Now the Ithaca High School for the Performing Arts, they did or they were trying to do a play of the hunchback at Notre Dame.
00:17:07.000 So the musical that we just saw, right?
00:17:09.000 And they cast a white girl as the lead.
00:17:14.000 So, Gavin, that's not news.
00:17:16.000 It is a white girl.
00:17:17.000 Who cares?
00:17:18.000 No.
00:17:20.000 The entire town.
00:17:21.000 Now, by the way, Ithaca, New York is incredibly white.
00:17:24.000 It's maybe 9% black.
00:17:27.000 And because they didn't cast a black girl as the lead, the whole town is in an uproar.
00:17:34.000 And this meeting, by the way, it's a three-hour meeting.
00:17:37.000 And you can click on it anywhere.
00:17:39.000 It's called ICSD Space B-O-E Meeting, T-U-E, Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018.
00:17:47.000 And it goes on and on and on.
00:17:49.000 I'm just going to drop the needle anywhere on the record, and you're going to see how insane this is.
00:17:53.000 How many people are outraged that they chose this girl?
00:17:56.000 And this was snuck to me, by the way, by a guy who works for the government up there, and he won't appear on the show because it's such a sin to not be mad that this chick wasn't black.
00:18:09.000 And what's spooky about this video, we're not going to watch three hours, but what's disturbing about it is the way they're all talking, it's mostly balls, BAWL, Boomer Angry Women Liberals.
00:18:20.000 It's mostly balls.
00:18:22.000 And they keep saying the same thing throughout.
00:18:24.000 They say, I am at the point now where I'm realizing that our youth are more educated and aware, woke, than the administration here, than the school.
00:18:35.000 And you know what the reaction is from the officials, from the school and from the government officials?
00:18:39.000 We need to do better.
00:18:40.000 We need to do better.
00:18:42.000 Even, I'm told, this isn't even in the video, even the girl who got the part, even her father was going, we screwed up.
00:18:48.000 That was bad.
00:18:49.000 What?
00:18:50.000 If that was my daughter, I would go insane.
00:18:57.000 But they all beating up this girl, beating up the school for the horribly racist thing they did of not choosing it.
00:19:04.000 And the only voice of reason out of any of this was the piano teacher who was there for the edition and went, she was clearly the best.
00:19:12.000 I don't know.
00:19:13.000 I guess we did it.
00:19:14.000 But here I am.
00:19:14.000 I'm just going to drop this randomly in, and you're going to see the problem with America is these annoying busybodies who create controversy where it doesn't need to be.
00:19:24.000 From Civic Ensemble, a theater company here in Ithaca.
00:19:27.000 Don 3 is 13 play tonight in Binghamton or he Would be here with us to speak as well.
00:19:33.000 She just said that her and her husband run a theater group, and he would be here tonight, but he has a show in Binghamton, so he couldn't be here tonight.
00:19:43.000 Thank you for that update.
00:19:45.000 We've got three hours, so feel free to blab on about your relatives.
00:20:05.000 They all talk like this.
00:20:06.000 It may cause us suffering to take their determined pleas seriously.
00:20:11.000 Totally overwritten speeches.
00:20:12.000 And by the way, if it's so natural that you're in the workforce or you're part of the group, why does every single one of you have to read from a speech?
00:20:20.000 Can't you get out there and speak?
00:20:21.000 I'm not reading.
00:20:22.000 I'm not reading.
00:20:24.000 I'm supposed to be here.
00:20:25.000 I can articulate.
00:20:26.000 I have the language at my disposal.
00:20:28.000 You clearly don't.
00:20:29.000 You would be happier at home, lady.
00:20:31.000 What would it mean to all the students if we made a commitment to end this cycle that Cynthia's talking about?
00:20:37.000 End this cycle.
00:20:39.000 Ithaca's 9% black.
00:20:41.000 They dared not have one.
00:20:43.000 Is every play less than 9% black?
00:20:46.000 That's the only way you have an argument.
00:20:48.000 They didn't take a black lead like what was that other one, the one in New Orleans, I forget what it's called, but that's clearly a, what was her name, Tiana.
00:20:59.000 They didn't make Tiana white, which if you can do Hamilton, I assume we should be able to do that.
00:21:03.000 They made a Roma Gypsies half white, a story that goes back to the 1800s.
00:21:07.000 They made her white.
00:21:09.000 Sorry?
00:21:10.000 What if we listened to that?
00:21:13.000 What if we listened?
00:21:14.000 Godfrey and I have a brown-skinned six-year-old son.
00:21:17.000 Like all parents, we teach our child what we think he needs to learn, but there's a big difference.
00:21:21.000 By the way, you have a brown-skinned son because you let your ovaries dry up and you were forced to adopt because feminism told you that your womb is infinite.
00:21:31.000 Between what we teach our son and what our white neighbors teach their children.
00:21:34.000 Oh, doesn't she love her brown-skinned son too?
00:21:36.000 She loves to virtue signal with his race.
00:21:39.000 How depraved is that?
00:21:40.000 That you adopt a brown kid as a fashion symbol.
00:21:44.000 Okay, here's another person of brown, a brown skinned person should tell us.
00:21:48.000 I have an opportunity for the adult decision makers.
00:21:50.000 The tone deaf casting practices in the ICSD and beyond.
00:21:54.000 The tone-deaf casting practices.
00:21:58.000 I mean, you could just, this is a drinking game.
00:22:00.000 You could just put the needle anywhere on this video and hear absurd arguments that don't even have the faintest granule of logic.
00:22:10.000 Is a solvable solution.
00:22:12.000 Solvable solution.
00:22:12.000 I'm not just talking.
00:22:13.000 I'm here to work with you.
00:22:16.000 I have an international profile.
00:22:17.000 I'm qualified and willing to step up and do the necessary work to facilitate an artistic workspace to get to the root of this issue.
00:22:26.000 Both sides, but both.
00:22:27.000 I have an international profile.
00:22:29.000 In other words, give me a job, give me money.
00:22:32.000 This is racial extortion is what's going on.
00:22:34.000 Sides need to be willing to truly be in the room together.
00:22:38.000 It will require work.
00:22:40.000 The ICSD has tried to avoid doing the heavy lifting.
00:22:44.000 By the way, this is three hours to say it was racist of you to choose that little girl.
00:22:48.000 Beating up this poor little girl, she's going to be traumatized.
00:22:51.000 But how is that three hours of deliberation?
00:22:55.000 I think they gave 101% of the people remotely interested in saying anything a voice.
00:23:01.000 Let's just drop it somewhere else.
00:23:02.000 Who's this now?
00:23:03.000 how about this negotiating conflict and reckoning among other students in the performing arts and outside of it i am overwhelmed by how important this learning experience can be for the students not just the student activists but But any student who is engaged in this process and for the adult at the school.
00:23:22.000 I'm also hoping that.
00:23:23.000 Can you imagine having to endure this?
00:23:25.000 Here's some things I would rather do.
00:23:27.000 Take a frog, a live frog, bite its head off, and chew the frog head as frog blood spilled all over my arms.
00:23:34.000 I would rather take a lighter, hold it until it was boiling hot, and then go and burn my hand, leaving a lighter mark.
00:23:42.000 I would rather get a tattoo of me nude going, I mean, I can't, I'd rather take these glasses, they're about 500 bucks.
00:23:51.000 I'd like to smash those.
00:23:52.000 I'd rather smash these and then have to go back to Lenscrafters and wait for my appointment and get new frames and all that stuff.
00:23:58.000 I'd rather do any of that.
00:23:59.000 In fact, it's hard to think of something that I would not do to avoid three hours of this rhetoric.
00:24:08.000 "The outcome will be mostly positive." "In this kind of an insulated..." Okay, she's the one.
00:24:15.000 She's a hit, by the way.
00:24:16.000 Way do you see the standing O she gets?
00:24:19.000 And she's one of the only ones who can look up from her paper for more than a second.
00:24:24.000 But the rhetoric here, it sounds like she's talking about being a slave or something.
00:24:30.000 She's not talking about an America I've ever seen.
00:24:33.000 Space.
00:24:34.000 You can dismiss the voices of community jewels like Dr. Neon Makepeace and Sarah and Godfrey Simmons and Todd Peterson.
00:24:44.000 But I actually think your time is up.
00:24:46.000 The students have been too well educated and it's time for them to quite literally run the show.
00:24:56.000 The students have been too well educated and it's time for them to quite literally run the show.
00:25:01.000 Now that kind of scares me, to be frank, because they're talking about a bunch of Marxist claptrap that has nothing to do with reality and is based on this false assumption that casting a white chick in the hunchback in Notre Dame is racist.
00:25:16.000 So they've taken that absurd idea and they said this is, and then they use, you know, the same old Marxist tricks, this is racist, we need more voices, we need more representation, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all their bullshit.
00:25:26.000 And they keep saying the children understand this better than the adults.
00:25:31.000 I think that's true.
00:25:32.000 I think that the children understand, are woke, understand Marxism more than the adults.
00:25:39.000 In other words, the children are more brainwashed than their parents.
00:25:42.000 Now, I know we always have optimistic news on this show, and we say 15% of 18 to 25s identify as non-liberal.
00:25:48.000 That's good news, but there's also that other 85%.
00:25:54.000 And I think these kids are utterly, powerfully brainwashed.
00:25:58.000 I mean, I could go on forever.
00:26:01.000 Oh, here's some guy admitting that he's terrible.
00:26:03.000 Let's see what he has to say.
00:26:05.000 I don't know the time.
00:26:07.000 Dr. Brown, you've spoken tonight.
00:26:10.000 You're good?
00:26:13.000 All these guys just want to retain the job.
00:26:15.000 That's why the guy doesn't speak to me.
00:26:17.000 But at the very end, this guy.
00:26:22.000 What's his name?
00:26:23.000 Lumel C. Brown.
00:26:25.000 I'm okay with that.
00:26:26.000 Again, Ithaca's 9% black, and this video is like 40% black.
00:26:31.000 So I don't know what you're talking about with all this evil white supremacy.
00:26:35.000 And by the way, fix your cords, you bureaucrats.
00:26:38.000 But he decides he's going to end it with a well-trained six-year-old.
00:26:44.000 And I'll channel it through you.
00:26:46.000 Cocoa, but.
00:26:48.000 I just want to say I'm a kid.
00:26:50.000 So I like to watch a movie.
00:26:54.000 Say what I told you to say.
00:26:55.000 And like a few weeks ago, me and my grandma and my little brother.
00:27:03.000 Where was your dad?
00:27:05.000 Yumanji.
00:27:06.000 And it's hilarious.
00:27:11.000 But me and my grandma first noticed a big thing in that movie was the one black kid played football and he needed help with his homework.
00:27:30.000 So that movie was written with equality in mind.
00:27:33.000 It was written about not worrying about stereotypes.
00:27:35.000 In other words, it was non-racist.
00:27:36.000 It was like that H ⁇ M ad where they go, coolest monkey in the jungle.
00:27:39.000 They clearly don't see blacks as monkeys.
00:27:41.000 That's why they had that kid in the shirt.
00:27:43.000 So what these people are experiencing is not racism.
00:27:48.000 They are experiencing equality.
00:27:51.000 This is what equality looks like.
00:27:53.000 We choose the person who's the best at singing to be in the hunchback of Notre Dame.
00:27:57.000 What the left does not want is equality.
00:28:00.000 The left wants special treatment.
00:28:03.000 So when you don't put women or minorities or whatever on a pedestal and you treat them the same, they see that as prejudice.
00:28:10.000 So the irony here is that these people are declaring war on inequality.
00:28:16.000 They want special treatment.
00:28:18.000 They don't want us all to be the same.
00:28:20.000 They want to be treated differently.
00:28:22.000 Well, sorry, equality doesn't work like that.
00:28:25.000 Steve Mudflap McGrew, are you there, boy?
00:28:28.000 I am.
00:28:29.000 How are you?
00:28:30.000 It's so great to be back chatting with you again.
00:28:32.000 Yeah, are you on a cruise ship right now?
00:28:35.000 I am working on a cruise ship right this second.
00:28:38.000 Yeah.
00:28:39.000 I'm actually, I'm in fake Haiti.
00:28:42.000 Okay, I don't know where that is.
00:28:44.000 It's Haiti, but it's where they make it look really nice for the tourists.
00:28:48.000 Oh, nice.
00:28:49.000 You know, you're as ugly as me, but you've got that gorgeous Farrah Faucet hair.
00:28:55.000 I refuse to let it go, but the beard is dedicated to you.
00:28:59.000 Thanks.
00:29:00.000 I appreciate it.
00:29:01.000 We could switch identities.
00:29:02.000 You could end up sleeping in my wife.
00:29:04.000 She wouldn't even notice.
00:29:07.000 Oh, she would notice.
00:29:09.000 It would be worse.
00:29:11.000 It would go from 30 seconds to 15.
00:29:15.000 I saw that Donald Trump Jr. retweeted your meltdown about liberals having to work for a change.
00:29:22.000 That's good.
00:29:23.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 That was amazing.
00:29:26.000 I woke up and my phone had blown up.
00:29:29.000 You're probably used to it, but you know, when you wake up and there's like a thousand messages that somebody's liked something, I was like, whoo, what happened?
00:29:38.000 And it was just great to see that was Donald Jr. paying attention to the real people.
00:29:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:44.000 Yeah.
00:29:44.000 Well, when you're on this cruise ship, what's the clientele there?
00:29:47.000 Because I was on a cruise ship once, and the comedian was making me laugh, my kids laugh.
00:29:53.000 That must be hard.
00:29:56.000 Well, you have to be good enough to be able to do that.
00:29:59.000 So I applaud the comic that you saw.
00:30:02.000 You have to be able to make a line of comedy that everybody can follow.
00:30:08.000 That's not easy.
00:30:10.000 And I try not to be political in my cruise ship show.
00:30:14.000 But it's funny because people recognize me from the videos, the YouTube stuff, and the podcast that I do, that you've done.
00:30:24.000 People will come up and go, I listen to your podcast.
00:30:26.000 You didn't talk about any of the stuff you talked about in your podcast.
00:30:29.000 Well, you can't.
00:30:30.000 And that brings me to this Washington Post article you sent me recently.
00:30:34.000 Washington Times, was it?
00:30:35.000 Washington Times.
00:30:36.000 And it was about how, you know, the left always says, you guys aren't funny.
00:30:40.000 Jimmy Kimmel goes, well, the reason we're all liberal is because we're smarter than you.
00:30:45.000 And liberals are all geniuses.
00:30:47.000 And how smart was he to make a left turn at a right turn only intersection?
00:30:53.000 Not very.
00:30:55.000 Yeah.
00:30:56.000 Yeah.
00:30:57.000 Well, the answer to his conundrum, though, is the left bought comedy.
00:31:02.000 Comedy Central's run by liberals.
00:31:05.000 And if you go to stand-up now, the jokes are, there's three jokes.
00:31:10.000 Trump is Hitler, Trump is the devil, and 2016 sucked.
00:31:14.000 Just that on a loop.
00:31:15.000 And if you want to stray from that, then you'll be banned from comedy forever.
00:31:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:20.000 Well, did you see where your home country just passed this thing about not doing misogynist jokes or homophobia jokes?
00:31:30.000 If that gets to America, comedy's done.
00:31:32.000 It's done.
00:31:33.000 But comedy, as John Cleese pointed out, is fundamentally mean-spirited.
00:31:38.000 That's why men do it more than women.
00:31:41.000 We're meaner.
00:31:41.000 There's a movie called Windy City Heat that's the culmination of a 12-year prank on a guy.
00:31:47.000 Well, it's up to 20-something years now.
00:31:48.000 Jimmy Kimmel actually produced it back when he was funny.
00:31:52.000 And women hate the movie because it's so mean that they're pranking this guy, but all men love it.
00:31:58.000 It's called like ribbing, you know, busting balls.
00:32:01.000 No one busts vaginas.
00:32:03.000 It doesn't have the same ring to it.
00:32:05.000 Well, it's really hard to bust a vagina.
00:32:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:11.000 Terrible.
00:32:12.000 That's what they should make boots out of because you can't tear them up.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, it's like the plane with the black box.
00:32:18.000 Make the plane what the black box is made of.
00:32:20.000 If you want a tough person, make them all out of vaginas.
00:32:24.000 We'll be invincible.
00:32:26.000 Yeah.
00:32:26.000 Well, you know, the thing about comedy that I've always tried to explain to Somebody is there's always a victim.
00:32:32.000 Comedy has a victim.
00:32:33.000 Yes.
00:32:34.000 Because it's a punch line.
00:32:36.000 And I hate this whole thing about don't punch down.
00:32:40.000 You shouldn't punch down.
00:32:41.000 Well, that's where some of the best jokes are.
00:32:44.000 No, you just punch well.
00:32:45.000 It can be up or down.
00:32:47.000 Often the comedian is mocking himself and he's the victim of his own punches.
00:32:52.000 But without a punch, there's no punch to it.
00:32:56.000 Yeah.
00:32:56.000 Well, that's one of the reasons.
00:32:57.000 I don't know if you knew this or not.
00:32:59.000 I was a morning radio DJ in Denver for several years.
00:33:03.000 I won three country music awards, CMA Awards, and a Marconi.
00:33:06.000 I mean, I've actually done radio and done it well.
00:33:09.000 One of the reasons I left was my female sidekick.
00:33:14.000 I got so tired of that whiny thing that women do with the, oh, that's mean.
00:33:22.000 Why would you say that?
00:33:24.000 I'm done.
00:33:25.000 If I can't make jokes anymore without her just interrupting it, I'm done.
00:33:30.000 So you're a right-wing comedian.
00:33:32.000 What's it like?
00:33:35.000 It's tough.
00:33:36.000 I mean, the comics that I work with sometimes, we don't even speak to each other because they're aware of my background.
00:33:46.000 On my Twitter and YouTube and other stuff, I'm very right-wing.
00:33:50.000 I mean, I'd be so right-wing, I'd fly in a circle if I was a bird.
00:33:55.000 But we don't talk to each other.
00:33:58.000 It makes for some time a little tense situation in a club because, you know, three or four of them are over there backing Trump, and I'm just waiting to go get a standing ovation.
00:34:06.000 Ooh.
00:34:07.000 Now, this must be brutal.
00:34:09.000 Obviously, New York City is a nightmare with that kind of thing.
00:34:11.000 But isn't there a market for it south of the Mason-Dixon line?
00:34:15.000 Yes, and I think there's going to be a bigger market everywhere.
00:34:20.000 I really think, and you've seen it, you know it, the conservatives are finally rising up and saying who they are, and they're proud of it.
00:34:29.000 They're supporting people that are more right-wing.
00:34:32.000 And I think a comedy tour, I've been talking to some people about trying to put together a real, sort of like a blue-collar tour, but only like, you know, no safe space tour.
00:34:42.000 Yeah, like you look at Jeff Foxworthy.
00:34:45.000 He sold more records than Bill Cosby, than Richard Pryor, than all these guys in the Comedy Hall of Fame, than Patton Oswald could ever dream of, but he never gets credit for it because he's right-wing.
00:34:57.000 And you have someone like Larry the Cable guy, even outside of Manhattan, but in upstate New York, Jersey, Larry the Cable guy destroys.
00:35:06.000 Yeah.
00:35:06.000 Well, you know, they say they call it Middle America, but it is America.
00:35:11.000 I think more people are this way than they like to say middle America or that flyover part.
00:35:17.000 Yeah, there's like Berkeley, Portland, Seattle, New York, L.A. somehow get to define comedy for the other 300 million people.
00:35:27.000 And you go, why are you allowed to do that in Chicago?
00:35:30.000 Chicago's very PC.
00:35:32.000 But the rest of the country is sane and would like to laugh at people, please.
00:35:37.000 Exactly.
00:35:38.000 And I don't know, I'm sure you've thought of this, but it's one of the things that bugs me about when people talk about wanting to get rid of the editorial colleges.
00:35:46.000 Then you just have those edges telling the rest of the world how we're supposed to live.
00:35:52.000 Right.
00:35:53.000 And it's strange because they've given themselves so many parameters that I go to these comedy shows sometimes and I hear those three jokes, the Trump, Hitler, blah, blah, blah.
00:36:04.000 And you just go, those are your only error.
00:36:06.000 You can't make fun of Muslims.
00:36:07.000 You can't make fun of burqas.
00:36:08.000 You can't make fun of fat, ugly feminists.
00:36:10.000 You can't make fun of Black Lives Matter.
00:36:13.000 So they're less funny because they have less material.
00:36:16.000 And then you have guys like you and I who have this cornucopia of opportunities if we were only given a platform.
00:36:24.000 Right, right.
00:36:25.000 I'd go out.
00:36:26.000 We'll take you on tour.
00:36:28.000 We'll make you the host of the whole right-wing comedy tour.
00:36:31.000 Well, I just started a show on Friday, last Friday, called CRTV Tonight.
00:36:36.000 And I realized it was so easy to put together because I finally had a platform.
00:36:40.000 And I'm like, I got Rose McGowan, I got Tranny's.
00:36:42.000 I could put one of my guests in a burqa.
00:36:44.000 Boom, boom, boom, making fun of illegal aliens.
00:36:46.000 Like there was a giant, endless trove of stuff to make fun of.
00:36:50.000 It must suck, even though they're winning in the sense that they dominate the big comedy clubs, it must suck to be them because there's so little they can talk about.
00:36:59.000 Yeah, well, I think that's why people are falling away from watching those shows is you're like, seen it, done, you know.
00:37:06.000 And I just found out, you were talking about how the liberals run everything.
00:37:10.000 I just recently got slammed on Instagram by a guy that I found out is the talent coordinator for Comedy Central.
00:37:18.000 So I go out and look at his page, and every one of his memes is a Trump slam.
00:37:23.000 Almost every meme is, and that's the talent coordinator for Comedy Central.
00:37:28.000 I mean, that's all of LA in many ways.
00:37:31.000 It's just a given there.
00:37:32.000 I remember before Trump, I would hang around in L.A. and the general consensus was Obama kicked ass and is doing an incredible job.
00:37:40.000 And Bill Maher is the smartest and most talented human being in the world.
00:37:44.000 He's our Messiah.
00:37:46.000 And to hear people, I understand having that as a theory, but for that just to be the dominant fact in an entire city, I mean, they're all deranged at the end of the day.
00:37:56.000 Well, don't you think too many people in this day and age are just pretending because they want to appear hip?
00:38:02.000 If you get a, they're like, what are they called, the limousine liberals, where they're not really the city?
00:38:08.000 Yeah, they're called women.
00:38:10.000 They're called women and gays.
00:38:12.000 Women and gays, they're inherently not political.
00:38:14.000 It's not in their DNA to be bitching about politics.
00:38:17.000 Politics is numbers, ultimately.
00:38:19.000 It's how many illegals, how much are we spending on education?
00:38:22.000 It's kind of Dungeons and Dragons.
00:38:24.000 And that's not really a ladies' game.
00:38:25.000 So they're all pretending, but these women often decide elections.
00:38:29.000 So it's scary that they're LARPing as people caring about politics.
00:38:32.000 But then there's also all these guys in entertainment and comedy that have to live in the shadows.
00:38:38.000 And there's Friends of Abe where they meet in secret.
00:38:42.000 There's all these secret groups where they have to go into basements lest they lose their entire career.
00:38:47.000 It's fascism, ironically.
00:38:50.000 Yeah, I just met online, became friends with Nick Cercey.
00:38:55.000 Yep, great.
00:38:57.000 Great guy.
00:38:58.000 Super.
00:38:58.000 And I was surprised how right-wing he is.
00:39:02.000 And he finally, you can tell, he just finally went, I'm done.
00:39:06.000 I'm saving my mind.
00:39:07.000 If I don't get another part, I don't care.
00:39:10.000 Now he's in two Academy Award movies.
00:39:14.000 Yeah, we've had him on the show, and people say something like, you know, we do all the good art.
00:39:19.000 Show me one good movie about pro-lifers or something.
00:39:22.000 And then you go, well, Nick Searcy just did a movie about Kermit Gosnill, and no one will distribute it because they're too scared of the fascists who will boycott them.
00:39:33.000 I mean, these people are like an angry mob with flaming torches, but the meritocracy of comedy has to win.
00:39:38.000 I was talking to Owen Benjamin about it recently, and he said, you just go up there, they can sense that you don't think trans kids are something that should be taken seriously, and you play the piano and you do some good jokes, and you're honest, and eventually they go, yeah, I was kind of sick of liberals too.
00:39:52.000 I'm happy to be having a good time.
00:39:55.000 Yeah, I'm glad to laugh again.
00:39:57.000 Yeah.
00:39:58.000 Yeah.
00:39:58.000 Well, you know, it's so weird, though.
00:40:01.000 I think social media has given the left wings a chance to really just bash us constantly.
00:40:09.000 Right.
00:40:10.000 You know, because I got an argument with Shirley Manson from Garbage.
00:40:19.000 She posted a whole thing about Trayvon yesterday about what a sad thing it was, a life lost, and, you know, you make it the fame.
00:40:29.000 And I went, yeah, I kind of wrote this thing about, yes, but, you know, it wasn't an innocent thing.
00:40:35.000 And I just got attacked like crazy.
00:40:38.000 Not a discussion about the facts.
00:40:40.000 Just, oh, my God, another hillbilly white supremacist.
00:40:43.000 Oh, my God, another, you know.
00:40:45.000 Instead of just going, let's discuss the facts of the trial and not just put up a picture and go, you know.
00:40:51.000 Well, that's woman again.
00:40:52.000 Most of the Trayvon stuff, all the Mike Brown stuff is based on Facebook memes.
00:40:55.000 It's not based on the actual details.
00:40:57.000 Even if they went to Wikipedia, they would be so much more informed.
00:41:01.000 But I think movies, well, movies, as far as action goes, they can be pretty right-wing.
00:41:05.000 Comedy movies and comedy television and comedy late night, those are 10 years away from ever getting away from this fascist alt-left.
00:41:16.000 But I'm kind of optimistic about stand-up comedy.
00:41:19.000 I think it moves closer to the market.
00:41:22.000 And I feel like with guys like you and Owen Benjamin, eventually people are going to go, I'd rather just not have rules when I want to laugh, please.
00:41:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:41:31.000 And I think that's why, honestly, a tour would work right now, because I think people are emerging and want to support people that are finally going, yes, he's like me.
00:41:42.000 He's like me.
00:41:43.000 Yeah, he's a jerk.
00:41:44.000 I miss jerks.
00:41:45.000 They built this country.
00:41:47.000 He says the truth.
00:41:49.000 The truth hurts.
00:41:50.000 Remember that when I was a kid?
00:41:51.000 You always read that when you were a kid?
00:41:52.000 The truth hurts.
00:41:53.000 Yes.
00:41:54.000 The truth hurts.
00:41:55.000 And we like it.
00:41:56.000 When people call me ugly, it amuses me because I am.
00:41:59.000 When people call me fat, it's funny because I am.
00:42:03.000 All right, Steve, we got to go.
00:42:05.000 What was that?
00:42:06.000 I feel the same way because I get it constantly because of my hair.
00:42:09.000 You know, hey, Greg Allman, I thought you were dead.
00:42:12.000 Hey, the 70s are over.
00:42:13.000 Get a haircut.
00:42:14.000 And at the same time, this is the thing that people remember because I don't look like every other freaking white boy.
00:42:21.000 Yes.
00:42:22.000 Yeah.
00:42:22.000 And it's funny to make fun of your hair.
00:42:24.000 I love your Farah Fawcett, Charlie's Angel Banks.
00:42:32.000 Sexy.
00:42:33.000 All right, Steve.
00:42:34.000 We like you more than a friend.
00:42:35.000 We got to go.
00:42:36.000 All right.
00:42:37.000 I got to get you back on my podcast.
00:42:38.000 Let's get soon.
00:42:39.000 Anytime.
00:42:40.000 Anytime.
00:42:40.000 All right.
00:42:41.000 Cheers, buddy.
00:42:43.000 I hate you and I know you, but I just don't know, dear.
00:42:46.000 Fast days, they go.
00:42:48.000 So Sean King got onto, I don't know, Facebook after the riots in Philadelphia, and he said, I know a black man in prison right now for trashing a convenience store.
00:42:59.000 What's clear is that if you do so out of anger and pain because of injustice in America, it's a horrible crime.
00:43:05.000 That's why he trashed the convenience store.
00:43:07.000 It was out of anger and pain.
00:43:09.000 But if you do it out of a function of white privilege, it's a celebration.
00:43:15.000 And, you know, Sean makes everything racial.
00:43:17.000 He's Tariq Nasheed, Talcum X. But when I heard that, I thought, I bet there was plenty of black people rioting there.
00:43:24.000 In fact, I bet they were rioting about as much as they're represented in the population, if not a tiny bit more.
00:43:30.000 And some recent footage came out of exactly that, where we see people of all races, shapes, and colors trashing a convenience store.
00:43:40.000 There we go.
00:43:42.000 And the thing that I don't get about it is they're grabbing chips.
00:43:45.000 How much is a bag of chips?
00:43:47.000 Slim gyms.
00:43:49.000 They're grabbing like $4.80 of merch and then throwing it and popping chip bags.
00:43:56.000 This is a Democrat-run city.
00:43:59.000 I was just there with my son.
00:44:01.000 My family was there.
00:44:03.000 And it looked to me like they just handed it over to the homeless.
00:44:06.000 No one in Philly cares about Philly.
00:44:09.000 They have the suburbs.
00:44:10.000 They all like living out there.
00:44:11.000 But as far as the center, the city center, proper Philly goes, it's been abandoned.
00:44:16.000 It's just, okay, take it away, homeless people.
00:44:19.000 I saw homeless people just having parties on the streets, like dancing around, drinking, asleep, pissing.
00:44:25.000 It's a disgusting, lost city, and I blame Democrats.
00:44:30.000 This is what happens to your property when the DNC, I think there's seven to one Democrats there in their whatever they call it, their White House.
00:44:42.000 Jesus, you know, if Dems tell you that your property is safe with them, you need to look them dead in the eyes and just say, get off my lawn.
00:44:50.000 And you weren't there when I told you I needed you.
00:44:54.000 I really needed you.