Justin Trudeau is a rich kid, a decadent sex pig, a self-indulgent, spoiled brad who probably has weird, gross threesomes with men and women. And I have no doubt that throughout his life, he s been performing fellatio on men and having threesome with men, and sucking on toes and doing yoga.
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00:00:20.000Live from New York, it's head-up on one, Dublin Beginners.
00:01:34.000You know what's cool about my wife's powwows is they'll have the, because they're all dry, no drink at powwows.
00:01:41.000But afterwards, the men will go off into the woods and they'll drink and have their own powwow later that, you know, no white people or women are allowed at.
00:01:50.000And they can party all night just pounding those drums and singing.
00:02:38.000It saves your kids names and pictures of them, and it monitors their temperatures.
00:02:43.000You can see what time they've been at 100, and as you measure the temperature, it goes up.
00:02:47.000It was like 40 bucks, but it's invaluable.
00:02:50.000Today on this Canadian Occentric show, we're going to talk about Justin Trudeau.
00:02:55.000I have some inside gossip that he is melting down, and all he does is sit alone, surrounded by security guards, reading tweets.
00:03:03.000His wife's about to leave him, and he's deteriorating as we speak.
00:03:07.000But he's always been a rich kid, a decadent sex pig, a self-indulgent, spoiled brad who probably has weird, gross threesomes with men and women.
00:03:17.000Like he's sort of like Bacchus meets Caligula.
00:03:24.000And I have no doubt that throughout his life, his marriage, he's been performing fellatio on men and having threesomes with men and sucking on toes and doing yoga.
00:03:33.000And they probably wear things around their neck, like bandanas and stuff, and have incense going, like really disgusting stuff.
00:03:40.000The room just smells of incense and body fluids.
00:04:49.000My brother is going to be on talking about how cool Kim Jong-un's sister is at the Olympics.
00:04:54.000But before that, we're going to talk to Fleckis about low standards at the Olympics.
00:04:59.000No one seems to agree with me except Austin Fleckis on this.
00:05:03.000And Austin Fletcher, I think, is his real name.
00:05:06.000I'm not impressed when these guys fall.
00:05:09.000Like we should, as well as the 17-year-old who said he was scared as frick and won gold in snowboarding, as much as we clap for that, I kind of expected that.
00:05:18.000You've been doing this for a long time.
00:05:19.000And when someone sucks at the Olympics, I get pissed off.
00:05:22.000Remember these Filipino divers from a long time ago?
00:07:07.000Well, if I was going to the Olympics and they're like, oh, you're probably going to skate in the morning, I would wake up early and skate every morning.
00:07:14.000I would change my whole sleep schedule so morning was night and that would not be an issue.
00:07:18.000Yeah, get on to find out where they are.
00:08:48.000Yeah, I think just people have gotten so good at skating that one guy was like really trying to go for it and like really threw himself over a couple times more and it made it work.
00:09:40.000But then there's this bigotry of low expectations where we have these other countries from shit hole countries and they do something terrible.
00:10:31.000Sorry, we have to have standards here.
00:10:34.000I saw there was one guy from a random country.
00:10:37.000I forget what sports it was, but he switched events.
00:10:41.000He went from like something, you know, something random to like bobsled and he joined the bobsled team just because he's like, yeah, I can see that.
00:13:31.000And he was a Jew who got too drunk, a rich Jewish kid, Jock, white privilege galore, and he got in trouble in North Korea and everyone started crying.
00:15:00.000Command the spotlight, steal the show.
00:15:03.000They talk about this sister a lot and how fun she is.
00:15:06.000I was reading articles before she even showed up about how she's inevitably going to steal the show because there was a lot of hype about her coming.
00:15:34.000But Chris Cuomo was one of the few that was perceptive enough to notice all this.
00:15:39.000You don't think having a president who lies about what is fake and actively maligns the free press out of convenience is a bigger reason for animosity towards us than how some decide to cover this BS?
00:15:50.000Did you catch, you know what he's saying, right?
00:15:52.000He's saying, yeah, we praise that sister.
00:15:54.000We praised Kim Jung-un kicking ass and the Cheerleaders look cute.
00:15:59.000And we have bigger problems than how something is covered.
00:17:58.000Every time I bring up North Korea, someone says, it's a place where there's a little kid smoking a cigarette with no pants on and a pile of garbage.
00:18:06.000And if you take a picture of him, your host will be murdered or sent to a re-education camp, which is a concentration camp.
00:19:18.000He wouldn't let us have that, so we got you a pit bull that can take on this corrupt and deranged media.
00:19:26.000And I'm very happy with the choice, by the way.
00:19:28.000Thank you for forcing us to Resort to that, a stick-eyed dynamite.
00:19:33.000But when you let women vote, they vote for big government, they vote for nice, they vote for handsome, and you end up with an incompetent, spoiled brat, a rich kid who was a drama teacher for a little while.
00:19:50.000The guy has no qualifications, and he's never really suffered.
00:19:55.000So now that he has to run a country, and as far as land mass goes, it's the second largest in the world, he is melting down.
00:20:03.000Now, here's the gossip I got from an insider.
00:20:06.000He said, the Secret Service, they don't want to get in trouble, and they don't want the guy to get hurt, so they overdo it, and they say, you need 40 RCMP with you at all times.
00:20:16.000And you're supposed to say, yeah, no, you work for me.
00:21:23.000That means that they're both reading these mean messages and getting hurt by them.
00:21:28.000You're supposed to be the leader of the free world.
00:21:30.000You're supposed to be prepared for World War.
00:21:32.000You know how many Canadians died in World War I?
00:21:35.000That's why the national anthem, as Roaming Millennial points out, says, in all our sons come in, because we lost tons of sons in World War II, back when we were British.
00:21:46.000I mean, sorry, World War I. We lost sons in World War II also.
00:21:50.000And just so, so, so Sophie has had enough.
00:23:18.000Isn't that incredible that she sung that to a baby and then said, you know what I could do, why don't I do my song that I wrote for the babies?
00:23:27.000For the blacks, because they need the inspiration.
00:23:31.000And in the song there, I talk about how angels will have their wings, and then the black peoples, that they can think about the wings and feel less bad about the slavery.
00:23:44.000So more proof, because I heard this rumor, a rumor, inside Scoop a few days ago, and then I just keep getting all this corroborating evidence.
00:24:40.000He goes on Twitter because he knows it's freaking out his buddy and he says, the lesson to take from this joke being torqued by Infowars and other alt-right Nazi friends of the Rebel is they're paying attention.
00:25:21.000More proof of this is his mommy, Margaret Trudeau, best known for fornicating with the Rolling Stones right under her husband, Pierre's dad's back.
00:25:35.000By the way, his dad was a multicultural diversity monger who ruined the country by enforcing bilingualism and multiculturalism on everyone, coast to coast.
00:25:44.000I kind of have a cold, and it's making my voice kind of cool.
00:26:13.000Because she's seen how he handles tweets and it ain't good.
00:26:17.000Sure, he's his mom and all that, but Margaret Trudeau told CBC Radio's Ottawa Morning yesterday that, Wednesday, sorry, that she's dreading that horrible game of politics and the nasty campaign attacks she feels are bound to come liberal leader Justin Trudeau's way in this year's election.
00:28:00.000By the way, elevate the debate means stop insulting me because you're hurting my feelings.
00:28:05.000And it warms the cockles of my heart to know he has probably seen the videos I've done ridiculing him, ridiculing him when he was trying to talk to Trump at the World Stupid Summit or ridiculing his wife for that song.
00:28:18.000It warms my heart to know that I've hurt his feelings.
00:29:32.000Amy Schumer has a new movie out called I Feel Pretty about a girl who is not morbidly obese, but fairly attractive, like a six, and hits her head so hard.
00:30:31.000And then you have these women that are like this going, why can't the movie be about someone like me feeling pretty?
00:30:37.000Because you're not even close to pretty.
00:30:40.000And if we made you, this girl who hits her head and thinks she's pretty and all of a sudden is confident, we would be condoning morbid obesity.
00:30:48.000We would be encouraging women to get really, really fat, like gross fat, like you're dying fat.
00:30:54.000In other words, we would be killing women, which I think is kind of sexist.
00:30:59.000So the reason they're not, they don't have a giant fat pig feeling like she's beautiful is because they would be justifying the obesity epidemic that kills half a million people a year.
00:31:10.000Well, okay, couldn't she just be physically, facially ugly?
00:33:34.000I think the women of the world should know that we go for sevens as sixes, but sixes are our bread and butter.
00:33:42.000And if a six was super fun and really confident and couldn't believe how hot she was, she would be a lot more fun than an insecure seven or an eight.
00:33:51.000And if you saw your how your buddies judge you when you're with a girl, that's relevant.
00:33:56.000But if your buddies saw you with a super fun girl and you guys were always partying and you just came back from Disneyland and you're still wearing the ears on your baseball hat, they'd go, they're having fun.
00:39:35.000You know, at the end of every show, we like to have a viral video.
00:39:39.000But I did a recent podcast talking about the existence of God, and I said, the idea of the long white beard and the robe, that's just man trying to imagine what God would look like, trying to anthropomorphize the Lord.