Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 23, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #87 | Hope For Gun Control


Episode Stats

Length

38 minutes

Words per Minute

167.50537

Word Count

6,502

Sentence Count

567

Misogynist Sentences

37

Hate Speech Sentences

46


Summary

In this episode, we talk about abortion, racism, the Proud Boys, and feminism. We also talk about how millennials are giving up on everything and staying at home to be baby slaves and just baby machines and how that's a good thing.


Transcript

00:00:46.000 That's an incredibly cool band called Childbirth that is not just pro-choice, they're pro-abortion.
00:00:54.000 And pro-lifers can't handle that.
00:00:57.000 That song, the radio it is, I only hugged you as a joke.
00:00:59.000 The real song is, I only effed you as a joke.
00:01:03.000 And they use the actual F-word because they can handle it.
00:01:06.000 Conservatives can't handle swearing.
00:01:08.000 Oh, the thing I love about conservatives is they say, oh, well, yeah, yeah, we care about life.
00:01:13.000 We care about the children.
00:01:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:16.000 Really?
00:01:16.000 But you can't give them anything after they're born?
00:01:19.000 You hate free lunch programs.
00:01:20.000 You hate food stamps.
00:01:21.000 You want them to have the baby, but you don't want to feed it.
00:01:25.000 Well, guess what?
00:01:27.000 We have a solution to that.
00:01:28.000 It's called abortions.
00:01:31.000 Look at these girls.
00:01:32.000 And they're wearing their hospital stuff.
00:01:39.000 Yeah.
00:01:41.000 Yes.
00:01:46.000 I hope I'm not crazy.
00:01:48.000 I don't want to have your baby.
00:01:49.000 In your face.
00:01:56.000 They're by Jimi Hendrix there because they're a Seattle band and they're laughing and making fun of the old dinosaur music and the idea that abortion is terrible.
00:02:06.000 I would happily perform an abortion right now.
00:02:11.000 Okay, today, and I can't believe this is the third day in a row.
00:02:15.000 I've been coming into work, getting up at the crack of 10.
00:02:19.000 Sorry, the crack of, what time do we do this?
00:02:22.000 7 p.m.
00:02:23.000 I have to get up at like, it takes me a while to get downtown.
00:02:26.000 So I have to get up at like, okay, I get up at 10 a.m., 11 a.m.
00:02:29.000 But by the time I get my stuff together and go to yoga and blah, blah, blah, it ends up being pretty late.
00:02:35.000 Early, I mean.
00:02:36.000 Anyway, this is so confusing.
00:02:37.000 I got to be honest, I don't know if I'm going to make it till tomorrow.
00:02:43.000 All right, so first, Gavin once again has left me with a pile of garbage to rummage through.
00:02:48.000 And unlike dumpster diving, where I come out with a delicious fruit compote, I'm just coming out with more garbage.
00:02:55.000 So here's what he's doing today.
00:02:57.000 He left me to show you him telling, Lauren Southern goes to South Africa and she's racist.
00:03:06.000 And then the proud boys, ooh, yeah, the gay boys, Marlai, they go to Texas to kill people who loot.
00:03:14.000 And someone has the smarts to say, Gavin's a Nazi, Lauren Southern is a white nationalist, and the Proud Boys are murderers.
00:03:24.000 And he gets mad at that.
00:03:26.000 He goes, oh no, at least I'm doing something.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, at least you're lynching people.
00:03:30.000 That doesn't count as doing something.
00:03:32.000 You know what?
00:03:33.000 If you're going to be a racist and an anti-Semite, and you're going to hunt people who are just trying to get food for their children, we'd rather you stayed at home, actually.
00:03:42.000 So that's going to be idiotic when he says all that.
00:03:46.000 And then he has a racist, Nazi, transphobic, homophobic, gender-biased, ableist, ageist group called Red Elephants, who they just quoted a professor who's an academic and an expert in Marx and all things socialist and awareness-based.
00:04:07.000 And Gavin just stands around him going, that's bullshit.
00:04:10.000 That's bullshit.
00:04:11.000 Yeah, it's bullshit.
00:04:11.000 That's bullshit.
00:04:12.000 It's bullshit.
00:04:13.000 When the people rise up and stand up and recognize that whiteness is a toxicity.
00:04:19.000 Like, he doesn't explain why.
00:04:21.000 He just says, can you believe how communist this guy is?
00:04:23.000 Yeah, can you believe how communist this guy is?
00:04:25.000 It's called being woke.
00:04:28.000 And then this woman who dares to, I think her name is Sandra Logan or something like that.
00:04:34.000 Anyway, she wrote an article saying that millennials are giving up on everything and staying at home to be baby slaves and just baby machines.
00:04:41.000 And she noticed that that sucks and called it a bad work balance.
00:04:43.000 And Gavin, because he's stuck with a housewife and he's stuck in a marriage, he goes, oh no, it's actually a good thing that women stay in the kitchen and women don't work.
00:04:52.000 So he's going to pretend that's true.
00:04:54.000 And then he's going to just fawn over Trump.
00:04:57.000 There's no point to this, this, what is it, one, two, three, fourth segment.
00:05:01.000 He's just going to say, Trump is awesome because he's sexist and racist and homophobic and he calls women fat pigs and your daughter has to hear this.
00:05:09.000 So he's going to say that's awesome and basically masturbate to Trump.
00:05:13.000 And then we'll come back to me and enjoy real art like childbirth.
00:05:20.000 Bye.
00:05:24.000 I don't want to be your girlfriend.
00:05:27.000 I don't want to be your friend.
00:05:29.000 A common refrain from the left is that you can't talk about that.
00:05:34.000 You're not that person.
00:05:35.000 You can't talk about black issues.
00:05:36.000 You're not black.
00:05:37.000 You can't talk about what it's like to be poor or Asian or you can only talk about being a white guy with a big mustache and stupid glasses.
00:05:45.000 Okay.
00:05:46.000 It's the Halloween thing all over again.
00:05:47.000 You can only dress as you.
00:05:49.000 But the irony is the left are the ones who invented talking about things they know nothing about.
00:05:56.000 And I find this particularly egregious when it comes to our guys going out there and exploring something.
00:06:04.000 And then you have these ass on the left just sitting on their couch with their keyboard going, yeah, that was bullshit.
00:06:11.000 Now, I was struck by this when Jared Holt, an annoying, I don't know, likely homosexual, judging by his hair, he says of Lauren Southern's documentary in Africa, the new Lauren Southern movie is set up as a white nationalist adjut prop disguised as a documentary about murders in South Africa.
00:06:29.000 Jared Holt didn't go to South Africa.
00:06:31.000 Lauren Southern did.
00:06:33.000 And then he pulls up all this data that contradicts her version of events without realizing that the African government is so corrupt that all their data is corrupt.
00:06:45.000 Africa.org is not a reliable source.
00:06:48.000 They do things like when they murder white farmers, they don't call it a hate crime.
00:06:53.000 They say it's a robbery gone bad.
00:06:54.000 So they don't record it.
00:06:55.000 They don't record racial statistics anymore.
00:06:58.000 And yes, black on black crime is still the majority of crime in South Africa because blacks are the majority in South Africa.
00:07:07.000 But it can't be denied that there is a race war going on there or about to become a racial civil war.
00:07:14.000 But there's definitely reverse apartheid.
00:07:16.000 I'm not justifying apartheid.
00:07:17.000 I'm just saying that revenge is not sound government policy.
00:07:21.000 And that's all that Lauren discovered when she was over there.
00:07:24.000 But don't you find it particularly annoying that this guy is just sitting at home?
00:07:28.000 She went there.
00:07:29.000 She risked her life.
00:07:30.000 I don't like that, by the way.
00:07:31.000 I told her not to go.
00:07:32.000 But she risked getting raped.
00:07:34.000 She's sitting there talking to this radical black group that has a hit list of journalists that they are telling people to commit violent acts against.
00:07:46.000 Not just, not necessarily kill, but definitely hurt these journalists.
00:07:49.000 And Lauren, with her long blonde hair and her pretty looks, is sitting there talking to these people who want them dead.
00:07:55.000 It was remarkably brave.
00:07:57.000 And to go there, as Katie Hopkins did, and risk your life, and then to come back and have someone go, yeah, that was bullsh ⁇ .
00:08:04.000 And you go, hey, Jared, why don't you go down?
00:08:07.000 Why don't you go down and do a documentary about how awesome South Africa is?
00:08:11.000 Like Pippa Becca, who hitchhiked to Turkey to prove that Muslims don't rape.
00:08:18.000 Or Timothy Treadwell, who wanted to prove that grizzly bears are sweet.
00:08:23.000 That's who these people are.
00:08:24.000 They just like to sit at home and sh ⁇ on everyone else.
00:08:27.000 And we saw this again.
00:08:28.000 I got this when I went to Israel.
00:08:31.000 Now, my problem with the Israelis when I was down there was they're not patriotic enough.
00:08:36.000 There was too much apologizing about the wall.
00:08:38.000 And I was also annoyed that I wasn't hearing a lot of pro-America, pro-Trump stuff.
00:08:43.000 And I thought he's the most pro-Israel president you've ever had.
00:08:46.000 So my beef with Israel was they weren't Zionist enough, basically.
00:08:49.000 And they were too forgiving of the Muslims.
00:08:52.000 They have Muslims in their parliament.
00:08:54.000 I'll say it every show.
00:08:55.000 I don't get that.
00:08:57.000 And I jokingly said, I'm becoming anti-Semitic.
00:09:00.000 And I did a video called 10 Things I Hate About Jews.
00:09:03.000 It couldn't have been clearer satire.
00:09:06.000 Ezra Levant runs the Rebel.
00:09:08.000 He is basically a de facto Israeli.
00:09:12.000 He is the most Jewish guy in town.
00:09:15.000 And by the way, he gets called a Nazi every other day.
00:09:19.000 Don't you think that if the Rebel genuinely did a video called 10 Things I Hate About Jews, it would be a massive announcement?
00:09:28.000 We are now turning 90 degrees.
00:09:30.000 We're going this way now.
00:09:31.000 Or me as a guy at the Rebel in Israel saying, I'm officially anti-Semitic.
00:09:36.000 I mean, that would be a press conference.
00:09:38.000 But they willfully ignore this to make themselves look good.
00:09:41.000 And the irony of that article right there, what does it say?
00:09:44.000 Gorka.
00:09:44.000 Oh, yeah, Sebastian Gorka is at the Rebel now.
00:09:46.000 Gorka joins Outlet that published 10 Things I had About Jews.
00:09:49.000 That was written by, what's his name?
00:09:51.000 Eli Clifton.
00:09:53.000 Eli Clifton was fired for being anti-Israeli.
00:09:58.000 This is the article, White House Troubled by Anti-Semitic Think Tank.
00:10:02.000 Obama's liaison with the Jewish community reportedly tells Weisenthal Center CAP developments troubling.
00:10:09.000 Now you scroll down on this.
00:10:10.000 The Simon Weisenthal Center, the Anti-Defamation League, and the American Jewish Committee have all termed the anti-Israeli rhetoric of Jilani and fellow cap writers Eli Clifton, Ali Garib, Matt Deuce, and Ben Armbruster to be infected, quote unquote, infected with Jew hatred and discriminatory policy positions toward Israel.
00:10:34.000 This is the guy who is calling me an anti-Semite.
00:10:38.000 So why is he calling me an anti-Semite?
00:10:40.000 To cover his tracks.
00:10:41.000 God, I hate these pop-ups.
00:10:42.000 Why don't you just get rid of pop-ups, Gavin?
00:10:45.000 Because most of the sites don't let you go on without pop-ups.
00:10:47.000 All right.
00:10:48.000 Another example of people sitting on their ass telling us we're doing it wrong, and that's really the crux of this, is Michael Ian Black after the Florida shooting.
00:10:59.000 He said, deeper than the gun problem is this, Colin.
00:11:04.000 Boys are broken.
00:11:06.000 And Owen Benjamin rightfully responds, if you're a father to a boy, which Owen and I are, and not a coward, you'd know that isn't true.
00:11:15.000 You're an old man who never had a family.
00:11:18.000 Instead of admitting you are the broken one, you attack our youth, pussy soilert.
00:11:23.000 And I'm thinking when I see that Michael Ian black coil, like he's sitting there, never raised a boy, never had a family.
00:11:30.000 And I'm out here with my boys.
00:11:32.000 I'm telling my youngest son, no, no, no, don't go to teacher if you get bullied.
00:11:35.000 Fight back.
00:11:35.000 I'm showing him how to fight.
00:11:36.000 He's taking kung fu lessons.
00:11:38.000 We're going there with him.
00:11:39.000 He's showing us his little moves with his white belt or whatever he has.
00:11:43.000 I'm playing catch with my boy, taking him to the basketball game, the little league game.
00:11:47.000 I'm not complaining.
00:11:47.000 I love it, by the way.
00:11:48.000 It's fun doing all this.
00:11:50.000 But in the back of my mind, I'm always like, here I am shaping a man.
00:11:54.000 I'm trying to help this guy have character, be strong, stand up for himself.
00:11:58.000 And then you have someone at home on their couch just, the boys are broken.
00:12:03.000 They're not making good enough boys.
00:12:05.000 You make a boy, f ⁇ nuts.
00:12:08.000 And finally, another example of this was our boys, proud boys, went down to Texas.
00:12:14.000 And I don't know if you've been to a catastrophe, to a flood, to a war zone, not a war zone, but an emergency situation.
00:12:24.000 It's pretty darn dangerous.
00:12:26.000 And our guys went down there.
00:12:28.000 They had a boat.
00:12:29.000 They call it the SS Uhuru or something like that.
00:12:31.000 Handing out water to all these people.
00:12:34.000 They're going door to door, rescuing people, at least a dozen people.
00:12:37.000 They took in their boat and took them over to safety.
00:12:40.000 And yes, they were armed.
00:12:42.000 It's really dangerous.
00:12:42.000 Katrina had all kinds of people attacking those who were there to help.
00:12:46.000 You got to watch your ass at these scenes.
00:12:48.000 So they took this one picture where they were armed and they're joking around, they're showing off their legs, and it said, our boys down in Texas trying to help the hurricane victims and find people still stranded, which they did.
00:12:59.000 Now that was taken by the alt left to mean we were hunting looters.
00:13:05.000 Now, this is the crux of my point here.
00:13:07.000 If you said that and you were also down there giving out water and you didn't like the way we were doing charity, that's fine.
00:13:16.000 I get your point.
00:13:17.000 You're a better charity than us.
00:13:19.000 That's fine.
00:13:20.000 But no, again, it's people at home on their couch.
00:13:23.000 I don't like the way that you guys do charity down there.
00:13:26.000 And by the way, with the Israeli thing, I'm there in, what's it called, the most bomb city in Israel, Sturat or something?
00:13:31.000 I'm there with like my bulletproof vest on, my helmet, by the children's school, talking to people about the bombings they receive and refuting Nazi arguments about how, how come no one gets hurt?
00:13:42.000 Well, no one gets hurt because they have this incredible system to fight the rockets being shot over, and they have a bomb shelter every 50 feet.
00:13:49.000 I'm there in the thick of it, going on the Palestinian side, talking to these people face to face, and you're at home going, eh, he's an anti-Semite.
00:13:58.000 I don't like the way he did that.
00:14:01.000 So don't sit here and say, we can't talk about blacks if we're not black, or we can't talk about poor, or we can't talk about women.
00:14:07.000 You can't write a story about a woman unless you're a woman.
00:14:09.000 You can't play a trans character on Transparent, Jeffrey Tambour, if you're not trans.
00:14:15.000 Well, guess what?
00:14:16.000 You can't sit on your ass all day with your keyboard on your crotch and tell those of us who actually get on a plane and go to help people and go to investigate and go to learn things.
00:14:27.000 You're not allowed to tell us that we're doing it wrong.
00:14:30.000 You're not that cool and you look like a troll.
00:14:35.000 Hello, guys.
00:14:36.000 These are Marxist professors.
00:14:38.000 They work in academia and I haven't been in school since the 90s.
00:14:43.000 And I think it's fun to check back in and see how far this communist claptrap has gone.
00:14:48.000 And I'm consistently surprised not only at how alarmingly left-wing they are and how they spout the same bullshit about white privilege and systemic racism and slavery and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Marxist dialectic crap.
00:15:04.000 But what really amazes me is how confident they are, how they recite it like it's just boring.
00:15:10.000 It's all a given that we need to recognize our whiteness and whiteness is toxic and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:16.000 Let's tune in on them.
00:15:17.000 Press play.
00:15:18.000 I think.
00:15:20.000 Marxist teachers.
00:15:20.000 So there we go.
00:15:21.000 I got this from Red Elephants.
00:15:23.000 Bellevue.
00:15:24.000 Is that a high school?
00:15:25.000 Yeah, pro-communism shirt.
00:15:29.000 I thought they were professors.
00:15:31.000 Doing racial equity work, racial justice work.
00:15:34.000 You're going to say something that is centered in whiteness and that upsets people of color or colleagues of color that you're working with.
00:15:41.000 Inherently, the natural state of white people in our country for myself is to quit.
00:15:48.000 I'm like, well, then I'm just not going to do it.
00:15:51.000 If you're white and you're doing this work, there is no arriving.
00:15:54.000 You will never get to a point where you are just going to be such a racial justice superstar.
00:15:59.000 Did you hear that?
00:16:00.000 If you are white and you're in this work, there is no arrival.
00:16:04.000 Is that what you said?
00:16:05.000 There is no arriving?
00:16:06.000 So it's like Scientology.
00:16:08.000 You'll never really achieve full clarity.
00:16:10.000 Oh no, I think Tom Cruise is All you can do is keep apologizing.
00:16:20.000 And you know why?
00:16:21.000 Because if we don't keep apologizing, this clown is out of a job.
00:16:25.000 As soon as we concede that this is all a myth, what is he teaching?
00:16:30.000 So you never arrive, you keep listening to his crap, and you keep pretending that things centered on whiteness, whatever that means, are evil.
00:16:42.000 Go ahead, professor, teacher, whatever you are.
00:16:45.000 Or that you are never going to fall back into your white frame of references.
00:16:51.000 Also, it's really interesting to refer to nations that are currently struggling as shithole countries when most of the time the reason that those nations are in those types of situations is due to the continuing lasting impact of colonialism and imperialism.
00:17:07.000 Just pause.
00:17:08.000 Did you notice that tone?
00:17:10.000 It's sort of like, most of these countries are shitholes because of the lasting effects of imperialism and colonialism.
00:17:17.000 That's just a fact.
00:17:18.000 I hate to have to explain that to you.
00:17:19.000 Like what?
00:17:20.000 Like Venezuela?
00:17:21.000 Socialism ruined those countries.
00:17:24.000 Venezuela, Cuba, China, Russia are also shitholes, by the way.
00:17:30.000 Haiti was a pretty good country for a long time.
00:17:34.000 Yes, it had slavery, but outside of that, it was functioning.
00:17:38.000 Then there was a blood-filled revolution where they killed women and children in incredibly gory ways and drank their blood from human skulls.
00:17:49.000 And it's been a complete shithole ever since.
00:17:53.000 So that's not lasting imperialism.
00:17:55.000 Look at Nagasaki and Hiroshima today.
00:17:58.000 They're doing pretty good.
00:18:00.000 And they got it way worse than Haiti did or any of these so-called shithole countries.
00:18:05.000 And when it comes to Africa, I'm sorry, Marxist professor from Seattle.
00:18:10.000 What are those chicks on your wall?
00:18:12.000 Oh, they're colleagues.
00:18:15.000 I'm sorry, Marxist professor from Seattle.
00:18:17.000 Africa was a shithole before we got there.
00:18:20.000 It was a shithole when we were there, and it was a shithole after we left.
00:18:23.000 India, on the other hand, was a shithole when we got there.
00:18:27.000 Was better when we were there.
00:18:29.000 India was improved by British colonialism.
00:18:33.000 They took to civilization, they took to roads, they took to medicine, and it became a shithole after we left.
00:18:40.000 So the colonialism thing is a very controversial theory to have.
00:18:45.000 You might want to not recite it like you're explaining to someone that two and two is four.
00:18:51.000 It's actually a fairly complex concept that you're wrong about.
00:18:56.000 And this, by the way, this is a teacher.
00:18:57.000 This is a guy teaching our children.
00:19:00.000 Your children are in this guy's hands.
00:19:03.000 Go ahead.
00:19:04.000 God, I hate him.
00:19:05.000 Look at him.
00:19:06.000 I wanted to challenge the students because they are constantly challenged by their peers and by adults and different people as to why Black Lives Matter.
00:19:17.000 And kind of as a proxy for even some of the teachers, like myself, who wear Black Lives Matter shirts.
00:19:24.000 Just pause, pause, pause.
00:19:26.000 I'm glad Red Elephants edited this so well because they really just got the juice.
00:19:30.000 I had to explain to my students why black lives matter.
00:19:35.000 You see, my students don't think black lives matter.
00:19:38.000 For example, my students will see a black person dead on the street on the way to school and they'll just sort of go and just walk over him because they see blacks as human garbage.
00:19:50.000 So I had to explain that yes, black lives matter and I had to explain why I'm wearing a shirt.
00:19:55.000 You know where people walk over dead black bodies?
00:19:58.000 In Africa.
00:20:00.000 In fact, cannibalism is a major problem in Africa.
00:20:04.000 And I'd love to prove it to you by showing videos and pictures, but you can't.
00:20:09.000 Tell me a platform.
00:20:11.000 I own videos of cannibalism in Africa that farmers in South Africa have sent to a friend of mine and I got.
00:20:18.000 And you look at it and you go, you can't even show this blurred out.
00:20:22.000 It's too horrific.
00:20:24.000 So your idea of this horrific racist America exists in Africa.
00:20:29.000 But go ahead, Marxist professor.
00:20:31.000 Tell us more.
00:20:33.000 Apart travelers, traders, seafarers had made it to the New World long before Columbus and somewhere between the 800s, 1100s as to when Africans would first have arrived.
00:20:46.000 And then with that, they brought over a lot of Africa's historical civilization and technology.
00:20:54.000 Pause.
00:20:56.000 All right, now we're getting crazy.
00:20:58.000 I have heard talk of settlers getting to North America before the Europeans.
00:21:05.000 I've heard of Polynesians making it all the way over.
00:21:09.000 This guy is saying Africans made it over to America in the 1100s and built up this whole infrastructure of what?
00:21:21.000 Pyramids from Egypt?
00:21:24.000 Where does this guy, can you believe these are teachers in our school?
00:21:27.000 Like, this guy has a job.
00:21:29.000 And you know, by the way, I had a teacher on my other show who they had an iron cross as a ring and he was at a free speech rally.
00:21:36.000 Instantly fired.
00:21:37.000 Or we had Jack Murphy on my show, CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes.
00:21:41.000 He was in a picture with Richard Spencer, the white nationalist.
00:21:45.000 He was harassing Richard Spencer.
00:21:47.000 But in the photograph, you just see him going, he lost his job.
00:21:51.000 He lost his career in education for being in the same photograph as the white nationalist.
00:21:56.000 Yet this guy can just sit here and lie and spout a bunch of communist bullshit where communists have killed a hell of a lot more than Nazis, and he's got a job.
00:22:08.000 McCarthyism was right.
00:22:11.000 Communists are a scourge.
00:22:13.000 So this is an interesting look into education.
00:22:16.000 And I had a thing I did for a while on my site where I said, please send me examples of education.
00:22:23.000 I did a Rebel video about it, and that was only a tiny taste of dozens and dozens of pictures of PowerPoints and videos these professors would show talking absolute insanity.
00:22:36.000 We've always had radicals.
00:22:38.000 I remember being a kid in the 80s being a punk rocker, going to anarchist gatherings.
00:22:42.000 Within those anarchist gatherings, which were already freak shows, there were these freaks who were communists, who didn't believe in gender.
00:22:50.000 Today, however, these nut bars are working at the Huffington Post, they're working at The Hill, they're working in our schools, they're working at Esquire, they're working at Salon and Slate, like actual revolutionary screwballs, pro-pedophilia nuts have become mainstream.
00:23:11.000 First step is recognizing that radicals are mainstream.
00:23:15.000 The second step is getting them the hell out of there.
00:23:22.000 Today on the War on Housewives, we've got a Forbes article written by Sarah Landrum.
00:23:28.000 Sarah Landrum appears to be a recent graduate of, I don't know what, and her job is writing about businesses and entrepreneurs and millennials.
00:23:38.000 God knows how much she went into student debt, getting this dumb curse.
00:23:42.000 She claims it's psychology, but she's really just writing about men, whether she admits it or not.
00:23:47.000 Talking about startups and new businesses, you're mostly talking about men all the time.
00:23:51.000 And isn't that, this is why women leave marriage, this is why women let their ovaries dry up, so they can write about men, so they can support men and be part of men's lives, so they can keep men's appointments, so they can follow men and discuss, why don't you follow a man that loves you back?
00:24:07.000 They always sort of liberate themselves from a domestic relationship and then just spread the domestic relationship out amongst a bunch of strangers, aka bosses.
00:24:16.000 And they talk about housewives with disdain at the same time.
00:24:20.000 So not only do they sabotage their lives, but they seem determined to spread their misery and sabotage other lives.
00:24:27.000 Now, when I saw this fact that 56% of millennials, women want to stay home after they have kids, I think, good news, but a little too low.
00:24:38.000 I wish it was higher than that.
00:24:40.000 But it's not Sarah.
00:24:41.000 Can you go to the actual article?
00:24:42.000 That's an article about the stat.
00:24:44.000 There it is.
00:24:45.000 Choosing to become stay-at-home moms is on the rise.
00:24:47.000 This part really destroyed me, and this is why I'm bringing this up.
00:24:51.000 Bad work-life balance.
00:24:54.000 Bad.
00:24:55.000 Look at that picture.
00:24:58.000 A new mom with her newborn.
00:25:00.000 I couldn't think of something less bad if I tried.
00:25:04.000 No, it's bad.
00:25:05.000 You're not at work.
00:25:06.000 That's a bad balance.
00:25:08.000 Lack of flexibility made of blame.
00:25:11.000 Now the article says, for stay-at-home moms who have children, 56% stay home, working outside the home, 39% who don't have children would prefer to take on the role of homemaker.
00:25:21.000 Such numbers make you think women are happy with, and then she puts in air quotes, which is quotes are almost always facetious, right, when they're not quoting a person, are happy with ye-old patriarchal practices, but that's not the whole story.
00:25:34.000 These women, unsatisfied with the status quo, are changing the system in whatever way they can.
00:25:38.000 I don't know what that means.
00:25:39.000 The lack of proper maternity leave, that's what's to blame for this scourge.
00:25:44.000 The rising costs of childcare, unsupportive or non-existent family policies, and the ever-present wage gap.
00:25:49.000 So these are all the things that lead to this horrible curse of this disgusting photograph.
00:25:58.000 Lead millennial women to take their futures by the reins and preside over their homes as stay-at-home moms, making money and a fulfilling life for their families as best as they're able to, even if that means pinching pennies.
00:26:10.000 I hate the whole pinching penny.
00:26:11.000 I need the money.
00:26:13.000 Why?
00:26:14.000 Even when I was broke after Vice went bankrupt and I was living in a studio apartment in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, which was Loserville Central back then, I could have fit a woman in there.
00:26:26.000 It was just, it was like a small living room, a bedroom, and a miniature kitchen.
00:26:31.000 That's tons for a kid.
00:26:33.000 Tons.
00:26:34.000 And she can be there while I go to work.
00:26:36.000 What more does it cost me to have her there?
00:26:40.000 She has her clothes already.
00:26:42.000 Slight excess for clothing, a few more groceries.
00:26:46.000 School is free.
00:26:48.000 I mean, it's a myth.
00:26:50.000 I think half the time these women, when they work, they have to pay for daycare.
00:26:54.000 They're in a new tax bracket, so that costs money.
00:26:56.000 They have to buy a car.
00:26:57.000 They need transportation.
00:26:59.000 After you take all of those extra costs out of the equation of her working, I'm sure you're making another $8,000 a year.
00:27:06.000 Ooh, I'm scared.
00:27:08.000 You took your average American salary from $50,000 to $58,000.
00:27:13.000 Oh, but I have a lot of student debt.
00:27:15.000 Yeah, you have a lot of student debt, Sarah Landrum, because you wasted all of this money learning how to sabotage other women's lives.
00:27:23.000 And what does that end up doing?
00:27:25.000 Well, here's a hyperbolic example.
00:27:28.000 This couple saved all of their money.
00:27:31.000 You know how much all of their money is?
00:27:33.000 10 grand.
00:27:36.000 10 grand.
00:27:37.000 You had $5,000 each.
00:27:39.000 So they sunk their life savings into this boat, and they decided they were going to sail the world.
00:27:45.000 Now, this isn't something millennials can do.
00:27:48.000 This is something baby boomers could do because they grew up with parents from the Great Depression.
00:27:52.000 You need to have been sailing basically your whole life, especially if you're going to take whatever this boat is.
00:27:58.000 Can you pull up the picture?
00:27:59.000 You know what I'm talking about, Dave?
00:28:00.000 It's like a 12-foot boat.
00:28:02.000 The small kitchen.
00:28:05.000 Couple who ditched their lives to move to a 20-foot, 28-foot, sorry, much bigger, sailboat have to be rescued when the boat sinks in two days.
00:28:14.000 Look at the distance they went.
00:28:17.000 They sailed the world for one day.
00:28:20.000 And now to have that boat rescued is going to be something like five times the cost of the boat.
00:28:25.000 Now click on that article because it's worth noting that in every picture I see of this girl who's, you know, in her late 20s, I believe, so her ovaries are just starting to go, she's always got her doggie in the pick.
00:28:38.000 So this is what the feminists do when they smash the patriarchy.
00:28:41.000 This is what they do when they smash capitalism.
00:28:44.000 He's got his fur baby in his hands.
00:28:44.000 Look at that.
00:28:47.000 Don't get married and have kids.
00:28:49.000 Buy a boat.
00:28:50.000 You don't need a kid.
00:28:51.000 You need a pug.
00:28:52.000 Well, this is your future.
00:28:53.000 Stranded on a rock.
00:28:57.000 Look, I've said it a million times.
00:28:59.000 If you were replacing traditionalism, family, et cetera, with something better, go nuts.
00:29:04.000 If you're a miscreant, if you're socially a sociopath, you don't deal well with people, you've never loved anything in your life, you'd be a terrible mother, and you're a brilliant scientist, you'd make a great oncologist, you probably represent the 5% of women that would be happier in the workforce.
00:29:21.000 By all means, go Benenes.
00:29:24.000 But what I keep seeing again and again is perfectly healthy young ladies like Sarah, like Pugmom over here, who are throwing away their future, throwing away their families to replace it with nothing but garbage.
00:29:36.000 Garbage.
00:29:37.000 Please stop the war on housewives.
00:29:40.000 Once again, you are hurting the people you purport to help.
00:29:48.000 I'm against porn.
00:29:50.000 I think it's very bad for you.
00:29:52.000 I think it ruins your marriage.
00:29:53.000 It makes you disinterested in your wife.
00:29:55.000 I think in terms of single men, especially millennials, they just masturbate to digital women and it keeps them on the couch.
00:30:03.000 It keeps them away from women.
00:30:04.000 Feminism isn't helping, by the way.
00:30:06.000 Feminism is driving men away from women.
00:30:08.000 But porn is almost just as bad as feminism.
00:30:11.000 I never thought of that before.
00:30:13.000 But I am breaking my rules.
00:30:15.000 I'm breaking no wanks today to show you some of the hottest, dirtiest porn available to man.
00:30:23.000 Here is some dad porn for those of us who are not quite totally exhausted from winning.
00:30:29.000 Hit it.
00:30:31.000 It's a trailer for a movie called Army Insult.
00:30:34.000 You've called women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, totally Rosie O'Donnell.
00:30:41.000 Paz, isn't that so?
00:30:44.000 This is why he won, by the way.
00:30:46.000 Because the left is so used to just having a black woman going, you offend me, and we go, oh, instead of why, what I do.
00:30:53.000 And he took it a step further by saying something outrageous.
00:30:57.000 And then when he's called on it, he goes, yeah, I did say that.
00:31:01.000 What?
00:31:02.000 It's like Tucker Carlson.
00:31:03.000 I said, hey, Mickey Katz said that he can't criticize Fox News on Daily Caller, and that's why he quit.
00:31:09.000 And Tucker goes, yeah, sucks, but that's what I had to do.
00:31:12.000 Fox is my boss.
00:31:14.000 Oh.
00:31:15.000 People don't know what to do when you do that.
00:31:17.000 And I highly recommend that, by the way, if you get caught gossiping where you go, yeah, she's fat and she drinks too much.
00:31:22.000 I heard you said that I was fat and I drink too much.
00:31:25.000 And you go, yeah, I did.
00:31:27.000 And you do and you are.
00:31:29.000 Why?
00:31:30.000 And they just sort of go, like they don't know what to do.
00:31:33.000 People are so used to you capitulating when they feign outrage that when you go, I did say fat pig, but that's about Rosie O'Donnell.
00:31:40.000 Everyone laughs and America loves it because that's what this country was founded on.
00:31:44.000 Anyway, give me another juicy one.
00:31:47.000 And they said that wasn't politically correct.
00:31:49.000 Who cares?
00:31:50.000 Who cares?
00:31:52.000 Look at that crowd.
00:31:53.000 You haven't been called.
00:31:55.000 I'm not going to pick up the microphone.
00:31:56.000 Go back to Univision.
00:31:58.000 I think Jeb is a nice person.
00:32:00.000 He's very low energy.
00:32:01.000 I'm not used to that kind of a person.
00:32:04.000 Stop.
00:32:06.000 And that's also why he won, by the way.
00:32:09.000 He takes you, he summarizes you, gives you a nickname, and it's like giving a drowning man an anvil.
00:32:15.000 Just polouche.
00:32:17.000 And Jeb Bush, to this day, you look at him and you go, you are kind of low energy, aren't you?
00:32:23.000 And your wife looks like the Cyclops character from Monsters Inc.
00:32:27.000 And she can't speak English.
00:32:29.000 So I don't want you Running our country.
00:32:31.000 If you can't assimilate your wife, you can't assimilate the entire country.
00:32:35.000 You can't assimilate 30 million Mexicans.
00:32:38.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:32:40.000 Throw them out into the cold.
00:32:40.000 Throw them out.
00:32:42.000 Don't give them their coat.
00:32:44.000 No coats.
00:32:45.000 He was having a lot more fun in the campaign.
00:32:47.000 N-Y-I-N apostrophe, lying to hell.
00:32:53.000 Pause.
00:32:54.000 Now, I was a big Ted Cruz guy at the very beginning, but I have to admit, he didn't have the chops.
00:32:59.000 He's too smart, and he's all smart.
00:33:01.000 That's the thing about Ted Cruz.
00:33:03.000 He is a human constitution, and that's great in everything if we had a civilized society.
00:33:07.000 Maybe we can have Ted Cruz next after we get rid of all these radicals, these nutbar lunatics who want to burn America to the ground.
00:33:14.000 But as far as right now goes, we need a pit bull.
00:33:17.000 We need a rabid pit bull who has dynamite stuck on his back.
00:33:20.000 We need him to go through the White House, biting everyone, giving them rabies, and then blowing it up.
00:33:26.000 No, CIA, I'm not talking about blowing up the White House.
00:33:28.000 It's a metaphor.
00:33:30.000 Go ahead.
00:33:32.000 I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion.
00:33:38.000 True.
00:33:39.000 The most dishonest human beings.
00:33:41.000 Pause.
00:33:42.000 This is a problem with baby boomers I would like to identify.
00:33:46.000 I think boomers grew up with parents who endured the Great Depression.
00:33:50.000 So when they would eat, they just would fill their faces.
00:33:54.000 And now that the baby boomers are rich, most baby boomers, they seem to be like upper middle class, they still stuff their faces.
00:34:00.000 And have you ever seen them use their cutlery?
00:34:02.000 They sort of jam the fork in, and then they cut like this.
00:34:05.000 You're like, Dad, it's this.
00:34:08.000 What is this thing?
00:34:09.000 Or you go to some rich guy's house with a Kentucky Derby, he's a lawyer, and he goes, is there anything to eat?
00:34:14.000 And then you look, and it's just like a big bun with a piece of ham and then tons of butter.
00:34:18.000 Because he's like, food, I got you some food.
00:34:20.000 And you're like, nah, I grew up middle class.
00:34:22.000 I like kind of like a nice presentation with some variety.
00:34:26.000 You guys are like feral children, baby boomers.
00:34:29.000 You all eat like pigs.
00:34:31.000 Take like a miss manners course or something and learn how to use your cutlery and learn that there's food outside of the bun.
00:34:39.000 Go ahead.
00:34:40.000 All right, here, look at all the cameras.
00:34:42.000 Hey, baby!
00:34:48.000 Crazy Bernie.
00:34:49.000 He's crazy as a medbun.
00:34:51.000 Crazy as a bed bug.
00:34:53.000 Pocahontas?
00:34:54.000 The Indian.
00:34:54.000 Very adventure.
00:34:55.000 I'm sorry about that.
00:34:56.000 A Pocahontas?
00:34:59.000 Beautiful.
00:35:00.000 Crooked Hillary.
00:35:00.000 Crooked Hillary, father.
00:35:02.000 She's been crooked from the beginning.
00:35:04.000 Crooked Hillary.
00:35:07.000 Stop it.
00:35:08.000 I don't envy you, and you should envy me if you didn't go to a rally.
00:35:13.000 That's terrible grammar.
00:35:15.000 I feel sorry for you if you didn't make it to any of his rallies during the campaign.
00:35:19.000 They were so fun.
00:35:20.000 The energy was just electric.
00:35:22.000 Everyone was smiling.
00:35:24.000 Everyone seemed funny.
00:35:24.000 There was a few spies.
00:35:25.000 I actually got into a screaming match with one guy there.
00:35:28.000 I recognized him from the scene, and he was spying on it.
00:35:31.000 He had this smug sort of, what's your rushes?
00:35:33.000 Meanwhile, we were in Long Island.
00:35:34.000 They used to have a brilliant manufacturing industry for planes, I believe, warplanes and stuff, fighters.
00:35:41.000 And that was all gone.
00:35:41.000 And we were in one of the airplane hangars where these jobs used to be.
00:35:45.000 So it was very symbolic.
00:35:46.000 It was very emotional.
00:35:48.000 And he finally gets out there, and he does his speech.
00:35:51.000 And then every time the energy slowly, like even went down a notch from a 10 to a 9, he'd go, let's get that wall going, shall we?
00:35:58.000 Wow, build a wall.
00:36:00.000 And he just knew how to talk to the crowd.
00:36:02.000 He was so relaxed.
00:36:03.000 It was all off the dome.
00:36:05.000 And it was just like hanging out with your buddy.
00:36:07.000 Like he seemed to know not just the upper class, but there's one speech when you hear him talking, he says, I see you guys out there, the steam fitters, the pipe fitters, all you electricians.
00:36:16.000 And he names every different trade that's on a construction site.
00:36:19.000 And they're all screaming as they get named.
00:36:21.000 And you realize, how many people know that?
00:36:25.000 How many people who have a podium and the national stage can list every single one of the trades on a construction site?
00:36:33.000 Barack Obama probably couldn't name four.
00:36:36.000 And it was just wonderful hearing someone who finally gets America, who's finally spoken to people and knows people.
00:36:44.000 Excuse me, flu season.
00:36:46.000 It was amazing seeing that on stage.
00:36:49.000 Really fun stuff.
00:36:50.000 Go ahead.
00:36:52.000 It's funny.
00:36:53.000 Politicians are really dishonest.
00:36:57.000 Donald Trump alleges that my dad was involved in assassinating JSK.
00:37:01.000 That one was a bit rich.
00:37:03.000 Except I might have pointed it out.
00:37:06.000 This guy was sweating so badly.
00:37:08.000 Thank God he has really large ears, the biggest ears I've ever seen.
00:37:12.000 Because they were protecting him.
00:37:14.000 I'm trying to be nice.
00:37:15.000 You know, I'm working hard to be nice.
00:37:18.000 He was Mick.
00:37:20.000 I could have said, Mitt, drop to your knees.
00:37:21.000 He would have dropped to his knees.
00:37:24.000 Put glasses on so people will think he's smart.
00:37:27.000 It just doesn't work.
00:37:28.000 You know, people can see through the glasses.
00:37:31.000 I'll make three or four positive speeches.
00:37:33.000 Remember when he was being interviewed and they said, now Mitt Romney, very wealthy man, and Donald Trump stops him and goes, stop.
00:37:42.000 He's not that rich.
00:37:45.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:37:46.000 She makes a speech, she's just thinking that she goes home and goes to bed.
00:37:50.000 We live off Chinese manufacturer.
00:37:53.000 That's because when you say we, we are stupid.
00:37:56.000 Repeat after me.
00:37:57.000 Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency.
00:38:01.000 That's not going to happen.
00:38:01.000 I think it's almost so helpful.
00:38:03.000 Congratulations, Mr. President.
00:38:11.000 We will make America great again.
00:38:14.000 Show the bar.
00:38:15.000 Show them to mommy.
00:38:16.000 They're going to tuck you in bed.
00:38:17.000 And your mother is voting for Trump?
00:38:19.000 She's voting for Trump?
00:38:23.000 We're going to lose the image.
00:38:24.000 Highway 60man Entertainment, Trump, The Art of the Insult.
00:38:28.000 That looks like a fantastic movie, but it might break your no pornography ban.
00:38:35.000 So if you do check out that movie, please be smart about it and wear an adult diaper.
00:38:44.000 Oh, Jimi Hendrix, we love you.
00:38:47.000 Hey, Jimi Hendrix.
00:38:48.000 Hey, Patriarchy.