Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 27, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #89 | Sheriff Under Fire

Topics
Louis Vuitton Gucci culture over-glorification of obesity gun violence
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Gavin McInnes
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Gucci Gang Dave Justin Trudeau Christopher Columbus Kevin Smith Gen Xers Sarah Silverman Miles McInnes Archie Bunker Dana Lash Paul Joseph Watson Chris Rose Travel Young L. Got Yves Saint-Laurent Michelle Malkin Steven Crowder Kevin McDonald Tommy Robinson Carol O'Connor Anthony Cumia and 34 more
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62

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Comedian Gavin McInnes joins Jemele to discuss why he doesn t want to wear the same clothes anymore, and why he thinks Vans are the worst sneaker company in the history of sneaker culture. They also talk about the new Rihanna song, I Got My Vans On, But They Look Like Sneakers, and why it s better than the old one.

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00:00:10.000 Young L. Got my vans on, but they look like snakers.
00:00:14.000 Got my vans on, but they look like snakers.
00:00:16.000 Got my vans on, but they look like steakers.
00:00:23.000 Head off my lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:30.000 Got my vans on finna walk out the door.
00:00:33.000 Put five on the grape so you know I'm gonna blow.
00:00:35.000 Got the new packs you bought it right out the door.
00:00:37.000 I'll let the dope girls, dope boys all go. 1.00
00:00:40.000 Man, if you really thank you, nigga. 1.00
00:00:42.000 Afternoon, counselor. 0.97
00:00:46.000 I'm back from vacation.
00:00:50.000 This is a bit like prison in many ways, because I love my job, and I'm not big on vacations.
00:00:56.000 I don't know.
00:00:58.000 They bother me.
00:01:00.000 We got seven days of stuff to discuss.
00:01:04.000 How was Miles McInnes, my brother?
00:01:05.000 Was he good?
00:01:06.000 Was he funny?
00:01:09.000 I kind of enjoy the concept of him rebuking all the arguments of the show before the show starts.
00:01:17.000 It amuses me.
00:01:19.000 But maybe it gets a little tedious for you.
00:01:21.000 I don't think I'm going to wear the falling down uniform anymore.
00:01:26.000 It was 25 years of that movie.
00:01:30.000 I rewatched the movie.
00:01:31.000 I don't really like it.
00:01:32.000 I like that he's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore, but the way he treats his ex-wife doesn't really impress me.
00:01:38.000 New York Post today, Saint Riri.
00:01:42.000 God, they love Rihanna, don't they?
00:01:45.000 I know someone that worked as a PA on one of her videos, and she smokes a blunt about every two hours.
00:01:53.000 A blunt is probably three grams of marijuana.
00:01:55.000 Marijuana today is as strong as green LSD.
00:02:01.000 So if she smoked with PAs, one of them had to be taken to the medic because she was so stoned.
00:02:08.000 She was freaking out.
00:02:10.000 Maybe this will be my new guy.
00:02:12.000 Every time I wear an outfit, by the way, there's tons of meaning and soliloquy and analogy behind it.
00:02:19.000 Like a producer at CRTV was saying, you know, you look like Dilbert when you wear that.
00:02:24.000 And I go, yeah, I know.
00:02:26.000 That's the point.
00:02:27.000 It's the blue-collar 80s American who made this country great.
00:02:32.000 It's the NASA look. 0.97
00:02:34.000 Of course, the NASA look now is fat black woman who saved America. 1.00
00:02:40.000 The reason I chose that song is Crucial.
00:02:45.000 And it pertains to the holiday.
00:02:46.000 I get a lot out of holidays, by the way, because I'm always at work and I talked, I was at Atlantis, which is a resort in the Bahamas on a little island called Paradise Island, just touching Nassau.
00:03:00.000 And that song was called Vans.
00:03:04.000 I got my vans on, but they look like sneakers, about how you should buy some vans.
00:03:08.000 And it was by a band called the PAC Rap Band, and kids love rap.
00:03:14.000 What's amazing about that song is it killed the whole sneaker pimp thing.
00:03:20.000 Back when I was young, in the 80s, 90s, even early aughts, you had to get the newest Air Jordans, you had to get the newest Nikes.
00:03:28.000 And kids were obsessed with it.
00:03:30.000 In fact, black kids were jacking each other with guns and beating each other to steal their shoes.
00:03:36.000 That's done after that song came out. 0.66
00:03:38.000 And it was fascinating, too, because vans were dead.
00:03:43.000 Vans, the company, was over.
00:03:45.000 In fact, the only van, I think they're all called Van Something.
00:03:49.000 That's why they chose the name Vans.
00:03:50.000 They have like a German last name.
00:03:51.000 The only remaining van that was at Vans is just got a salary now.
00:03:55.000 He's like an events planner.
00:03:57.000 He's an employee.
00:03:58.000 But they had sold, they'd gone bankrupt. 0.94
00:04:00.000 They sold their company to some dumb name like Global Shoes International or something. 0.69
00:04:06.000 And sorry, I'm distracted because I can hear my producer knocking on the door. 0.88
00:04:13.000 I'm recording a show.
00:04:18.000 And so they were destitute.
00:04:20.000 And then that song came out a little too late for the Van brothers, the Vann family.
00:04:25.000 But Vans became the hottest thing ever in the world.
00:04:29.000 $45 shoes took over.
00:04:31.000 And all of a sudden, kids didn't want the cool shoes anymore.
00:04:35.000 They wanted Chucks and Vans, each $50 shoes.
00:04:38.000 I loved it.
00:04:39.000 I thought, that's the end.
00:04:41.000 That's the end of this blind corporate love for brands, which, you know, I do as a 47-year-old, but I'm allowed to.
00:04:49.000 I'm rich.
00:04:50.000 When you see young people clamoring for Gucci, it's depressing and it looks weird.
00:04:55.000 And I love that the millennials, the hipsters, the early young people, early young people, the young people of say 15 years ago, you couldn't rip them off.
00:05:09.000 Like they had vans, they had chucks, they had one-track bikes you couldn't steal.
00:05:13.000 They stole all their songs as MP3s.
00:05:16.000 They got their clothes from second-hand stores or from American apparel cheap.
00:05:20.000 They were the least rip-offable generation in a long time and the most hated.
00:05:25.000 But now, thanks to this guy, and it's Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang.
00:05:29.000 Can we just hear that for a sec?
00:05:38.000 By the way, these kids, like this guy, who's he again?
00:05:40.000 That's little pump. 1.00
00:05:44.000 And little Zan, a lot of these Lils are Hispanics, and they likely grew up with single moms. 1.00
00:05:49.000 And when you grow up with a single mom, something happens.
00:05:53.000 You, alright, I don't want to hear that anymore.
00:05:56.000 You can still play it, though.
00:05:58.000 When you grow up with a single mom, you grow up with female values, and celebrities are big to you, and clothes and brands are big to you.
00:06:07.000 That's why you see in Puerto Rican neighborhoods these young men getting pedicures and manicures, manicures, because they want to look lovely.
00:06:13.000 And there's not a dad slapping them upside the head going, what the hell are you doing?
00:06:16.000 You're not getting a pedicure.
00:06:18.000 That's also, by the way, I think the impetus for graffiti. 0.80
00:06:21.000 Graffiti is started, well, it started with Greeks in New York and stuff and other immigrants, but it's a Puerto Rican Hispanic thing and a Black thing, and it's whites trying to rip that off. 0.54
00:06:33.000 And that's about fame, getting your name up.
00:06:36.000 Fame, because they see their moms and their sisters with these celebrity magazines, and they think fame is a big deal.
00:06:41.000 So, single motherhood, which I'm going to talk about later with the shooting too, as a potential reason for the shooting, single motherhood is a plague. 0.99
00:06:52.000 Female-only upbringing is toxic. 1.00
00:06:55.000 You need a man and a woman. 0.99
00:06:57.000 And this stuff has lost us the whole, I got my vans on, and we're back to the crap of Gucci and big brands and being a woman, basically.
00:07:08.000 And that's what I saw on my vacation in Atlantis.
00:07:11.000 It was fascinating looking at bathing suits and the way these millennials and even grown men dress.
00:07:19.000 And it tells us a lot about our society.
00:07:22.000 So typical outfit for a woman, especially a non-white woman, like slightly Hispanic, but typical outfit for a woman there, young lady too, is basically nothing. 1.00
00:07:32.000 Show me that Sports Illustrated plus size clip, Dave.
00:07:35.000 So there she is.
00:07:36.000 This is a typical look for a woman. 1.00
00:07:38.000 Obviously, she's breathtakingly gorgeous, but I'm talking about the bathing suit. 0.99
00:07:42.000 Yeah, see that up the crack thing and showing her tits? 1.00
00:07:45.000 That was totally normal on my vacation. 1.00
00:07:48.000 Men were the opposite. 0.94
00:07:50.000 Men have been castrated.
00:07:53.000 So men were wearing underwear.
00:07:56.000 This is young men, millennial men, wear underwear under their bathing suits. 0.98
00:08:01.000 I even saw at one point, and I'm not going to take pictures of this because, first of all, I left my phone in the hotel room.
00:08:06.000 Everyone has their phone on at all times on these vacations.
00:08:09.000 But a bathing suit with underwear underneath.
00:08:13.000 And I've heard these millennials go, weird, because the mesh chafes. 0.94
00:08:17.000 What?
00:08:18.000 What?
00:08:18.000 I've been wearing swim trunks for many years.
00:08:22.000 I remember when mesh came out in 1976. 0.96
00:08:26.000 And it doesn't chafe your balls. 0.98
00:08:28.000 They would have new mesh if it chafed your balls. 1.00
00:08:31.000 They're constantly coming up with a better mousetrap for swim trunks. 1.00
00:08:35.000 And the mesh doesn't trap your balls, you liar. 1.00
00:08:37.000 You don't like it because you don't want anyone to see the contours of your dink. 1.00
00:08:41.000 And you don't want that to happen because you've been desexualized and emasculated. 0.99
00:08:46.000 So you're ashamed of your genitalia. 1.00
00:08:49.000 Where women are so proud of their fat asses and their roles, they're walking around nude, which I don't have a problem with, by the way. 1.00
00:08:57.000 You have men walking around hiding themselves. 0.99
00:09:00.000 And here's another thing I noticed, and that's the reason I chose this intro song. 0.99
00:09:03.000 The young millennials now are really into these stupid Louis Vuitton Gucci brands. 0.99
00:09:09.000 I saw a kid wearing Gucci sliders. 1.00
00:09:12.000 Those are the stupid shower shoes they wear, which, by the way, they wear in the pool. 1.00
00:09:17.000 They wear shower shoes in the pool. 1.00
00:09:18.000 I don't get that at all.
00:09:20.000 And they wear them to play basketball.
00:09:22.000 But he's sitting there in his Gucci sliders.
00:09:24.000 This kid's maybe 18.
00:09:26.000 And he has two Louis Vuitton bags.
00:09:30.000 They're like thousands of dollars.
00:09:32.000 But daddy buys it for him because he looks like a badass. 0.95
00:09:35.000 Dude, the culture of that Louis Vuitton Gucci stuff is for hood rats who dealt so much cocaine they have money to burn. 0.85
00:09:43.000 You're co-opting a culture that has zero to do with your life. 0.79
00:09:47.000 In fact, it's the opposite.
00:09:48.000 It's sort of like when I was young, the Wu-Tang clan were big and they would wear Helly Hansen and all this super white clothing, like fisherman stuff.
00:09:56.000 And that was the origin of the Timberland fad, was trying to be white. 0.98
00:10:01.000 But then rich white guys would wear it.
00:10:03.000 So rich white guys are wearing sailing gear and like rubber boots from LL Bean and stuff.
00:10:08.000 And you go, yeah, you've just come full circle. 1.00
00:10:11.000 That's your normal clothes, stupid. 1.00
00:10:18.000 So I learned a lot on this vacation about the state of America. 1.00
00:10:24.000 And we got some problems.
00:10:27.000 We also have some problems with self-indulgence.
00:10:29.000 So many kids on their phones, so many obese young women just sitting on their phones with their mothers ignoring them. 0.63
00:10:35.000 Another annoying thing about the rich, and it was Atlantis in Bahamas, so it was mostly rich people.
00:10:40.000 Another annoying thing about them is they come out at like 7 a.m., 6.30 a.m., and they put towels down on a deck chair that's by the pool.
00:10:49.000 And then they don't return until way after breakfast, maybe after playing with some dolphins.
00:10:54.000 Maybe they don't come back till 1 p.m.
00:10:57.000 So they booked these chairs for sometimes up to eight hours, seven hours, six hours.
00:11:02.000 I would just sit in the chairs and wait until I got moved.
00:11:05.000 But isn't that irritating?
00:11:07.000 It shows a lack of societal, what's the word I'm looking for?
00:11:14.000 Homogeny, the lack of community.
00:11:16.000 And maybe that's all this immigration and diversity.
00:11:19.000 So what I saw on my vacation was the war on men, an over-glorification of women. 1.00
00:11:26.000 I saw an over-glorification of obesity.
00:11:28.000 We got, what's the guy's name who did clerks?
00:11:31.000 Kevin McDonald?
00:11:32.000 Kevin Smith.
00:11:33.000 Kevin Smith is in the hospital right now.
00:11:38.000 And at the same time, Paul Joseph Watson's tweeting out that millennials are going to be the fattest generation ever.
00:11:44.000 And by the way, we've been getting healthier since cave days.
00:11:48.000 Every generation has lived longer.
00:11:50.000 This might be the first generation that bends the curve and we start living shorter because we're fat.
00:11:56.000 You're not healthy at any size, Kevin Smith. 0.99
00:11:59.000 You're fat. 0.99
00:12:00.000 You get diabetes when you're fat. 1.00
00:12:02.000 You're dying. 0.66
00:12:05.000 You're not different. 0.96
00:12:06.000 You're not an albino.
00:12:08.000 You're not tall.
00:12:09.000 You don't have a big nose like James DeMoore. 0.91
00:12:12.000 You are dying.
00:12:14.000 Got it?
00:12:16.000 I hear so much anti-fat sentiment, especially from doctors, especially from my own fat body when I try to get off the couch.
00:12:25.000 And it tries to hold me down because my fat body thinks that I'm unhealthy.
00:12:29.000 And so do my weeping sores.
00:12:32.000 My weeping sores think I'm unhealthy.
00:12:38.000 Then there's another layer to my vacation.
00:12:40.000 By the way, Miles is nowhere to be seen.
00:12:42.000 I can't find him.
00:12:43.000 I have no idea where he is.
00:12:43.000 He won't call me back.
00:12:44.000 Apparently he was traumatized by how hard it was to work for me during this week.
00:12:49.000 So I start talking to Bahameans, as is my want. 0.96
00:12:53.000 Why does it always do that when I move?
00:12:55.000 It's like I move the mouse or something.
00:12:57.000 There's some weird ghost technology going on in this set.
00:13:02.000 Christopher Columbus never came to America.
00:13:04.000 He didn't kill any Indians.
00:13:06.000 That's a lie.
00:13:09.000 Christopher Columbus came to the Caribbean.
00:13:11.000 He discovered the Bahamas.
00:13:13.000 And yes, he did kill plenty of Aztecs.
00:13:16.000 I'm going to do a whole separate segment on this because I've been reading a lot about first contact when untouched tribes meet white people.
00:13:23.000 There's a lot of slaughter that goes on on both sides.
00:13:27.000 Like a mass grave was recently discovered where Aztecs had eaten 500 Spaniards and impaled their skulls with spikes to show as trophies.
00:13:38.000 So when you're colonizing, you got to get with the local vocabulary.
00:13:42.000 And the local vocabulary is usually mass murder. 0.98
00:13:44.000 I think half the time you have to blow these Indians' heads off to show that you mean business because they'll just stab and eat you. 1.00
00:13:51.000 And I'll provide evidence of this when I do this segment on. 0.98
00:13:53.000 But anyway, look at that.
00:13:54.000 That's a Christopher Columbus statue proudly displayed at the Parliament buildings, which were one of the only nice places there.
00:14:04.000 Dave, did I send you some pictures?
00:14:05.000 Yeah, I think I did.
00:14:06.000 Look at this.
00:14:07.000 So the Bahamas declared independence from Britain in the early 70s, and everything just looks abandoned.
00:14:14.000 I don't think these people have the intellect, wherewithal, gumption, work ethic to fix roofs.
00:14:22.000 Every roof I saw, including Atlantis, by the way, that fancy resort, was caving in.
00:14:28.000 So they kicked out the British and then just let all the architecture rot.
00:14:31.000 The parliament buildings and the church are the only ones left.
00:14:33.000 Oh yeah, go back to that little dolly. 1.00
00:14:35.000 That was at the airport.
00:14:36.000 This is them showing off their awesome culture.
00:14:39.000 It's a doll covered in some felt.
00:14:43.000 If my kid, not my five-year-old, but my other two, my nine-year-old and my 11-year-old, brought this home from school, I'd be deeply embarrassed to them.
00:14:51.000 The last thing I would want to do would be display it at the airport.
00:14:55.000 This is the junkaloo, junkaroo?
00:14:58.000 Where they dance wearing a bunch of colors like everyone does in a parade.
00:15:01.000 Congratulations, nice culture.
00:15:02.000 But anyway, the Bahamaians still respect the colonists in a sense that they appreciate their history.
00:15:08.000 They don't want to take the Christopher Columbus statue down.
00:15:11.000 And here's the amazing part.
00:15:14.000 They all sound like Trump. 0.95
00:15:16.000 They're total ethno-nationalists, total nationalists, I should say, not necessarily ethno, although it's redundant down there because everyone's black. 0.99
00:15:23.000 And they are sick of illegal immigrants. 1.00
00:15:28.000 They have had enough of these goddamn Haitians. 1.00
00:15:32.000 Haiti's a sh ⁇ , according to Bahameans. 1.00
00:15:35.000 And what these Haitians do is they come down there, they get their fake papers in Bahamas, because it's still Caribbean, it's still kind of a shithole. 1.00
00:15:42.000 And then they go to the States, they get arrested, they get deported back to Haiti, where they're considered citizens. 0.97
00:15:48.000 And the Bahameyans hate the Haitians, they hate the Jamaicans, they hate the whole Caribbean. 1.00
00:15:53.000 And they hate them so much that they put on an American accent. 0.95
00:15:58.000 They don't want to, they never, they don't have patois.
00:16:00.000 They don't say wa guan or anything.
00:16:02.000 They don't really have much of a slang.
00:16:05.000 And that's because they identify more with Europe and America than they do with the Caribbean.
00:16:10.000 And so does their dollar, by the way.
00:16:11.000 The dollar is one-on-one with the American dollar.
00:16:14.000 You know what it is in Jamaica?
00:16:15.000 It's something like $120 Jamaican dollars for the dollar.
00:16:19.000 A loaf of bread is like $1,000 Jamaican dollars.
00:16:24.000 And I was talking to the Bahamians.
00:16:26.000 We got out of the resort after a while because it gets tedious, you know, going to the pool every day.
00:16:30.000 And the water slides are fun, but you got to wait in line and everyone's wet.
00:16:35.000 So we go into Nassau and I start talking to the locals.
00:16:39.000 There it is.
00:16:40.000 Oh, that ride is insane.
00:16:43.000 That's called the leap of faith.
00:16:45.000 I went on it.
00:16:46.000 It is, you go at least 60 miles an hour.
00:16:49.000 It's just jumping out of a building.
00:16:50.000 That's all it is.
00:16:51.000 And the videos, you're looking down so it looks like it's not that much of a slope.
00:16:57.000 Show the video of the leap of faith.
00:17:00.000 I'm sorry to be all over the place here, but I got a lot of catching up to do.
00:17:16.000 There, that gets the beginning.
00:17:17.000 You get an idea.
00:17:20.000 Boom! 0.99
00:17:23.000 So fast.
00:17:24.000 And then you go in, and you're surrounded by sharks.
00:17:28.000 You go into a shark tank through a tube.
00:17:31.000 All right, that's enough.
00:17:32.000 That's a terrible video, by the way.
00:17:34.000 Nice work, Chris Rose Travel.
00:17:37.000 But it really is like falling straight down.
00:17:40.000 Anyway, I start talking to the Bahameans in town with their affected non-Patois accents. 1.00
00:17:48.000 And they want closed borders.
00:17:51.000 They hate that they're so easy to get to.
00:17:54.000 They love America.
00:17:55.000 They mock the Jamaicans. 1.00
00:17:57.000 They hate the Haitians. 1.00
00:17:58.000 And their biggest fear is demographic change. 0.89
00:18:04.000 Their fear is that they'll eventually be outnumbered and be voted out.
00:18:07.000 And I actually saw this sentiment reiterated on cable access TV.
00:18:12.000 All their top brass, by the way, are either white people, which they call the Bay Street Boys.
00:18:17.000 That's just seen as an injustice, by the way, that so many white people own businesses. 0.56
00:18:22.000 Why don't you own a business, sir?
00:18:24.000 The dollar is on par. 0.91
00:18:27.000 Are you too oppressed by your majority status as a black person in Bahamas?
00:18:31.000 But do you have that clip, Dave? 0.91
00:18:33.000 It's a video I sent you.
00:18:34.000 Sugarcane there.
00:18:37.000 Sugarcane was important.
00:18:38.000 It was these.
00:18:39.000 I mean, it was a luxury.
00:18:41.000 They brought in Indians as indentured labor to the Philippines. 0.94
00:18:49.000 Not the Philippines. 0.99
00:18:50.000 To Fiji.
00:18:51.000 Can you just pause it there?
00:18:53.000 He's talking about Fiji and how they had rubber plantations, I believe, and they needed cheap labor, so they brought in tons of Indians.
00:18:59.000 Indians aren't just in India.
00:19:01.000 They're all over Ghana. 0.89
00:19:02.000 They're all over the Caribbean.
00:19:05.000 In fact, I think Ghana Indians might be the majority.
00:19:08.000 That's happening in Malaysia.
00:19:10.000 Anyway, they pull them all in, and then they start affecting demographic change. 0.88
00:19:14.000 Go ahead, former Minister of Immigration.
00:19:17.000 Fiji now cannot hold democratic elections because they are outnumbered by the Indians. 1.00
00:19:25.000 Unfortunately for them, their army is made up of Fijians. 1.00
00:19:32.000 So now they have no parliament or anything, and they can't call an election.
00:19:37.000 Because if they call an election, they will lose.
00:19:40.000 That's a very serious state to be in.
00:19:42.000 Gentlemen, look, he's getting uncomfortable with the nationalism.
00:19:46.000 Anyway, gentlemen, let's move on.
00:19:49.000 Awkward.
00:19:50.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:19:51.000 It's so refreshing to be able to see people talk frankly about immigration in an environment where they clearly don't have to worry about racism.
00:19:59.000 This is how we would all talk if we could all just relax.
00:20:02.000 Nobody wants their country overrun.
00:20:04.000 That's why we have borders.
00:20:05.000 That's why we had wars.
00:20:07.000 That's the entire story of civilization, Western and Eastern.
00:20:11.000 But we're not allowed to discuss it.
00:20:13.000 I got to tell you, though, my two favorite parts of the trip, well, the two things that became the most inside jokey with me and my wife were, one, had nothing to do with the trip.
00:20:23.000 I got a tweet, I think, maybe it was a text, of some dad who he goes, I'm on the patio at this restaurant.
00:20:30.000 I can hear some dad having like a serious lecture with his family.
00:20:35.000 He's giving them a talking to because they hurt his feelings.
00:20:41.000 And the quote that was overheard was, you're making me feel insignificant.
00:20:47.000 So I couldn't stop joking about that the whole trip.
00:20:49.000 Every time my kids were mean or something or didn't listen to me, I was like, you're making me feel insignificant.
00:20:55.000 What?
00:20:56.000 What did the guy say?
00:20:58.000 Like, did they say it's bedtime?
00:21:00.000 And they went, haha, whatever.
00:21:03.000 Was it the wife part of it? 1.00
00:21:04.000 Were the kids and the wife laughing at him for something?
00:21:07.000 Like, he fell and then the whole family laughed at him.
00:21:10.000 And then he had to say, you're making me feel insignificant. 1.00
00:21:13.000 So apparently, even when you do have a dad, you can be a complete loser. 0.99
00:21:19.000 You're making me feel insignificant. 0.99
00:21:22.000 That made me laugh a thousand times, especially trying to picture what led to that. 1.00
00:21:27.000 What a dork. 0.99
00:21:28.000 Hey, dads, never, ever sit down with your family and tell them that they hurt your feelings. 1.00
00:21:38.000 You'd be better off masturbating in front of them. 1.00
00:21:41.000 That is the lowest of the low. 1.00
00:21:44.000 I mean, even saying that to your wife is unacceptable, but your kids, as a father, you're a corrections officer.
00:21:53.000 They are your prisoners.
00:21:54.000 If you show a weakness, you will get shanked.
00:21:57.000 You have to go, make sure they follow bedtime, be the bad guy.
00:22:01.000 You can either be friends with them when you're young or friends with them when you're old.
00:22:04.000 When you say you make me feel insignificant, you are reversing the roles. 0.99
00:22:09.000 And that's pathetic. 0.98
00:22:12.000 Second favorite part of the trip. 0.99
00:22:14.000 This was so bizarre.
00:22:15.000 I cannot get it out of my head.
00:22:17.000 All right, so Atlantis is beautiful, very shishy resort. 0.94
00:22:21.000 It's like, I don't know, $1,000 a night.
00:22:24.000 And you can do, you pay for stuff.
00:22:27.000 You ride the dolphins, jet ski, whatever, but you can also feed the stingrays and the turtles for free at certain times. 0.60
00:22:32.000 And being a cheap ass, I always would make the whole family walk the extra 20 minutes to the far under the resort where we could feed the turtles the stingrays for free, as opposed to pay 10 bucks for it right here. 0.86
00:22:43.000 So we go there, we feed the turtles cabbage, whatever. 0.99
00:22:46.000 It's cute.
00:22:47.000 They're giant beasts.
00:22:48.000 I mean, these things live hundreds of years old.
00:22:50.000 It's bizarre.
00:22:53.000 And then we go to feed the stingrays.
00:22:55.000 Stingrays are sort of like sharks.
00:22:59.000 They're in the similar family, I believe. 1.00
00:23:01.000 The women are bitches. 1.00
00:23:03.000 Surprise, surprise. 1.00
00:23:05.000 The men are little and they're just like, go, whatever, as long as she can breed, because all animals care about is propagation.
00:23:10.000 Not even survival, but propagation.
00:23:13.000 Black widow inseminates the female and then he's like, why don't you eat me now? 1.00
00:23:18.000 You can just eat me. 1.00
00:23:19.000 Look at my stupid tattoos. 1.00
00:23:19.000 I'm garbage. 1.00
00:23:20.000 I don't care about my body. 1.00
00:23:22.000 Eat me up.
00:23:23.000 So aggressive female stingrays in there and you hold a little fish with a decapitated fish like an ice cream cone and you put your arm down and you feed it. 1.00
00:23:32.000 So I have my daughter down there doing it. 0.96
00:23:34.000 And this woman.
00:23:35.000 Oh my God.
00:23:36.000 I forgot to tell you something.
00:23:37.000 I just remembered because she had a big sun hat on.
00:23:39.000 So the millennial men are dressed with the underwear showing and all that, so ashamed of themselves.
00:23:45.000 The grown men were even worse.
00:23:48.000 Grown men wear these swim shirts.
00:23:51.000 I know I'm pretty sunburned, but that's, I was, in the 70s, we would just peel skin off ourselves.
00:23:57.000 Every July, you try to get the biggest piece you can get off.
00:23:59.000 I once got a piece this big off my back, or maybe my stomach.
00:24:04.000 The millennial, sorry, the grown men, the boomers, Gen Xers, no, not so much boomers, Gen Xers, Gen Xers.
00:24:11.000 They wear these swim shirts to here.
00:24:14.000 They wear aqua shoes.
00:24:15.000 Black men, by the way, love aqua shoes for some reason.
00:24:18.000 It's all a resort. 0.96
00:24:20.000 You don't need shoes.
00:24:21.000 But they wear their aqua shoes.
00:24:22.000 They have a GoPro thing.
00:24:24.000 They have these sun hats they wear on rides.
00:24:26.000 So they've got goggles on, so much sunblock, they look like albinos. 0.61
00:24:30.000 And then these big sun hats, and then a sun shirt that's a turtleneck that goes to here.
00:24:36.000 I saw them, and they dress their kids in these full-body swim suits too, like with legs and stuff, like a burkini, basically.
00:24:44.000 And you go, are you that scared of a sunburn? 0.98
00:24:46.000 No, I'm that scared that people will see my tits. 1.00
00:24:49.000 Well, don't have tits then. 1.00
00:24:51.000 Guys, if you're at the point where you have tits that look pretty good, like that Indian dude who said, yo, Tommy Robinson, I challenge you to a stabbing contest. 1.00
00:25:02.000 If your tits are that big, stop having those. 1.00
00:25:04.000 Work out. 1.00
00:25:04.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:25:05.000 Stop eating so much soy.
00:25:07.000 But these swim shirts. 1.00
00:25:09.000 So again, young men, embarrassed with their body, especially their penises. 0.99
00:25:13.000 You know, if you notice these young men, they always pee in stalls in the bathroom, wearing Gucci and Yves Saint-Laurent and Louis Vuitton. 0.98
00:25:22.000 And then the grown men, similar as shame, but directed in a different direction.
00:25:27.000 It's all about my body hiding my boobies, hiding from the sun, sun hat, like some geriatric worried about skin cancer. 0.54
00:25:34.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:25:34.000 So to get back to the stingrays, my daughter's in there feeding them.
00:25:38.000 This woman, this c ⁇ ty baby boomer, comes up and she says to the guy feeding, that's handling the feeding and handing out the fish to the kids, she goes, is there a vegetarian option? 0.97
00:25:56.000 Is there a vegetarian option For feeding the stingrays, we are at a resort that orders in from Nova Scotia 30,000 pounds of fish a month.
00:26:12.000 A thousand pounds of fish is fed to the stingrays, the turtles, the sawfish, sharks galore, nurse sharks, everything but a man-eating shark is there.
00:26:24.000 There's fish, it's like a giant, it literally is a giant aquarium.
00:26:27.000 You walk to the restaurant and fish are swimming by.
00:26:29.000 You're eating, there's fish going there, there's some scuba diver guy in there scrubbing the walls.
00:26:34.000 She wants a vegetarian option.
00:26:36.000 And he goes, what?
00:26:37.000 I don't know.
00:26:39.000 And then she's pissed off.
00:26:40.000 She is angry, angry that there's no vegetarian option because she's clearly a vegetarian and doesn't want to hold a dead fish and feed it to... 1.00
00:26:55.000 There's people right next to you.
00:26:56.000 My daughter's right next to you with a fish in her hand. 1.00
00:27:00.000 What difference does it make if you're holding a piece of tofu?
00:27:03.000 The stingrays are right there eating a fish right there.
00:27:06.000 Yeah, but I don't want to touch the fish.
00:27:08.000 Why not?
00:27:09.000 I don't understand.
00:27:11.000 Do you want all the fish in the resort to be vegetarian?
00:27:13.000 No, no, no.
00:27:14.000 But I don't want to touch dead meat.
00:27:17.000 Well, why not?
00:27:18.000 You're at a dead meat resort.
00:27:20.000 A thousand pounds a day.
00:27:25.000 So then she says to her husband, she goes, come on, let's go, let's go.
00:27:29.000 And you can see him going, oh, Rhonda.
00:27:32.000 And I just thought, thank God, I don't have a wife like this. 0.97
00:27:36.000 I mean, I wouldn't tolerate it.
00:27:38.000 I'd just say, what is your problem?
00:27:39.000 I would say what I just said to you, to her.
00:27:41.000 But so eventually he just goes, happy wife, happy life.
00:27:45.000 And he wanders off and follows her away from the stingray feeding because she's mad that there's no, can you, this is one of those things too, where it's going to creep up on you because you're going to go, wait a minute, what's your option?
00:28:03.000 How does it work with you?
00:28:07.000 Are you mad that I'm like, do you mind my daughter feeding them a different?
00:28:10.000 No, no, no, that's your prerogative.
00:28:12.000 So what's your world?
00:28:13.000 Like, when you're an idealist, like say you're a communist, you want, you imagine a world where everyone's working in the fields and no one makes more than $1,000 a year or whatever.
00:28:24.000 At least there's a goal there.
00:28:26.000 I hate communists, but at least there's a plan in place where you have this Billy Bragg, Great Leap Forward, Maoist fantasy about the working people getting together and no one being smart enough to cure cancer, by the way. 0.92
00:28:39.000 But with her utopia, how does it work?
00:28:42.000 There's no Atlantis?
00:28:44.000 Well, then why are you here?
00:28:47.000 Anyway, that's the summation of my trip.
00:28:51.000 Let's get down to the show, shall we?
00:28:53.000 Let's talk about this shooter.
00:28:59.000 Isn't it funny how the left demands absolute transparency and more analysis, more investigation?
00:29:05.000 Let's see what's really going on here.
00:29:06.000 And as they throw these transparent rocks from their transparent glasshouse, we go, okay.
00:29:14.000 I mean, it happened with the Me Too movement. 0.97
00:29:16.000 They said, these men are all rapists, these Republicans. 0.98
00:29:19.000 Let's analyze the sexism that goes on. 0.99
00:29:22.000 Oops, turns out it's Hollywood.
00:29:24.000 The Russians, let's investigate these Russians. 1.00
00:29:27.000 What are they up to?
00:29:28.000 Oops, turns out they were sabotaging Bernie's campaign and starting rallies that Michael Moore went to.
00:29:36.000 Oops.
00:29:37.000 And now we have this sheriff.
00:29:39.000 What's his name?
00:29:41.000 Israel.
00:29:42.000 That's ironic because I'm wearing an Israeli defense shirt.
00:29:45.000 And Israel is great at school shootings. 1.00
00:29:47.000 They train their teachers.
00:29:49.000 And after having some problems, I don't know how many years ago, they had a new program to train their teachers and keep them armed.
00:29:56.000 No problem since.
00:29:57.000 Two attacks, I believe.
00:29:59.000 And in both cases, a terrorist was shot instantly.
00:30:02.000 But this guy goes, we need change.
00:30:03.000 We need analysis.
00:30:05.000 We need to figure out what's going on here.
00:30:06.000 We need to find those responsible.
00:30:09.000 Oops.
00:30:10.000 Turns out it's you.
00:30:12.000 Turns out your deputies, four of them waited, what, half an hour outside before they go in.
00:30:19.000 And then we find out the school superintendent, Michelle Malkin, just did a great thing on this, also on CRTV, where she discovered that he makes something like $330,000 base salary.
00:30:28.000 And then when you add all the perks, you're getting closer to $500,000.
00:30:31.000 And all this superintendent talks about is how they need more money.
00:30:35.000 America spends more money per student than any country in the world.
00:30:40.000 And our test scores go like this.
00:30:41.000 You know why?
00:30:43.000 Because of unions.
00:30:44.000 We live in the Venice.
00:30:46.000 The public schools are in Venezuela.
00:30:48.000 They're in Cuba.
00:30:49.000 They're in a socialist hellhole.
00:30:51.000 And I see this, by the way, with my daughter's homework often.
00:30:53.000 She got this assignment recently that talked about this farmer abusing the cows and getting too much milk.
00:31:00.000 And they were exhausted, so they went on strike.
00:31:02.000 And then they worked out a compromise and strike, strike.
00:31:06.000 I've noticed these Marxists use cows a lot in their analogy. 1.00
00:31:10.000 Maybe they see the proletariat as a stupid, useless, defunct animal that would be extinct without their help, a cow. 0.97
00:31:19.000 But I thought that was an interesting theory, by the way, not to go off at a total tangent, but someone, some random dude on Facebook was saying, you know, when we said they were going postal, and one of the biggest shootings was a guy who shut up his post office, and it was the origin of the term. 0.99
00:31:32.000 They didn't go, we have too many guns.
00:31:34.000 They said, there's something wrong with the post office.
00:31:36.000 It's mundane work.
00:31:39.000 It's a very heavily unionized work, by the way, heavily socialist.
00:31:44.000 And they tried to fix that.
00:31:46.000 These schools have these incompetent Marxist teachers, these women, telling these boys that they have to be punished if they're rambunctious. 0.99
00:31:54.000 They send them home if they bite a Pop-Tart in the shape of a gun. 1.00
00:31:57.000 They tell them that America sucks. 0.99
00:31:59.000 They talk about genocide all the time and slavery. 1.00
00:32:02.000 You suck, you suck, you suck. 1.00
00:32:04.000 What do you get? 1.00
00:32:05.000 You eventually get the Sarnev brothers.
00:32:07.000 You get these young men that get radicalized in the West.
00:32:12.000 Now, I'm not saying that teachers are directly responsible for the killing, but let's spread around the culpability a little bit and analyze some of the other things.
00:32:23.000 Let's look at the other things, as the left keeps telling us to do, from the Broward County Sheriff Lamborghini.
00:32:31.000 But also, by the way, speaking of women and culpability here, how about single moms? 1.00
00:32:37.000 How about this single mom culture? 1.00
00:32:39.000 I talked about it earlier with the Puerto Ricans putting up graffiti and getting pedicures. 1.00
00:32:44.000 We have these men who aren't complete because they don't have a father.
00:32:48.000 I forget the exact statistic, but something like 24 out of the past 26 mass shooters have been the children of single moms.
00:32:57.000 So I'll try to keep this brief because you've all been reading about it for a week now.
00:33:01.000 And in fact, I left this seven days ago when I went on vacation.
00:33:06.000 And I assumed, no, nine days ago, I assumed it might be over, but it's still going strong.
00:33:10.000 So I'll just do some sort of highlights, if you will, about like these students.
00:33:15.000 Look at these students.
00:33:16.000 So we imbue the students with all this authority and say, what should we do about gun control?
00:33:20.000 Even though John Lott and CrimeResearch.org has done this inside and out.
00:33:25.000 We had him on the show.
00:33:26.000 Stephen Crowder did a 52-second breakdown of all the myths about gun control.
00:33:31.000 People don't know what an AR-15 is, and they don't look it up because they don't really care.
00:33:36.000 But look at these students.
00:33:37.000 They decide they're going to have a day off and March Solidarity for the Dead.
00:33:43.000 So this is somewhat of a funeral procession where they leave the school in protest because they're so sad that their fellow students died.
00:33:54.000 We are students that we matter.
00:34:09.000 Poor kids, they're so sad.
00:34:15.000 Hey, that's enough.
00:34:17.000 By the way, this is likely liberal media trying to edit it and make them look good, and they still end up with that.
00:34:23.000 But I've noticed, by the way, this idea of having concealed carry among teachers and having volunteer parents walk up and down the hallways ready to take down a shooter.
00:34:32.000 I've noticed liberals are treating that like a hypothetical, saying, Sean King, by the way, was saying, we can't do that. 0.91
00:34:40.000 If one of the teachers is black, then when the cups show up, he'll get shot. 1.00
00:34:43.000 Or a mad white teacher will shoot a black kid. 1.00
00:34:46.000 Some guy was saying, I'm going to take my black student out of school if you do this. 1.00
00:34:50.000 It's not a hypothetical.
00:34:51.000 They do it all over Texas, and it works wonderfully.
00:34:55.000 When was the last time you heard of a Texas school shooting?
00:34:59.000 Yeah, me neither.
00:35:00.000 We need to keep going to Texas to look for more guns, less crime, backed up again and again and again.
00:35:10.000 And by the way, this guy had made threats.
00:35:14.000 That's illegal under Florida law.
00:35:16.000 He shouldn't have been allowed to buy a gun.
00:35:18.000 Dana Lash, the NRA, will concede that by law, he shouldn't be allowed to buy a gun.
00:35:24.000 The government screwed up.
00:35:26.000 You're asking for more laws. 1.00
00:35:27.000 The police and the government are totally incompetent. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Stop begging Big Brother to wipe your ass for you. 1.00
00:35:36.000 We need armed teachers, and we need to volunteer ourselves in these schools with concealed carry. 1.00
00:35:42.000 So a shooter knows that if he goes there, he's not going to get the maximum death count.
00:35:49.000 Teachers carry the gun.
00:35:50.000 Oh yeah, so this is another spooky thing.
00:35:53.000 Here is an officer from the Broward County Sheriff.
00:35:58.000 It's the last link, Dave.
00:35:59.000 He goes to a mosque and talks about how important it is to arm yourselves and how we need more weapons. 0.91
00:36:06.000 Remember, the sheriff was giving Dana crap at that pathetic town hall for saying that we need more weapons. 0.99
00:36:13.000 Look at this. 0.99
00:36:14.000 he's a member of care by the way on You need to understand that.
00:36:31.000 So if you deal with the threat, deal with the threat.
00:36:35.000 You're able to conceal the mistake.
00:36:37.000 It's your Second Amendment right.
00:36:38.000 So I'm going to go over some things with you regarding your right to return fire.
00:36:44.000 Isn't that okay?
00:36:44.000 That's enough.
00:36:46.000 Isn't that a curious pattern we see here? 0.98
00:36:49.000 Every time it's Americans in peril, it's about punching Nazi and the white supremacists and blah, blah, blah. 0.99
00:36:54.000 We're an evil country and genocide and slavery. 1.00
00:36:57.000 Blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:36:57.000 We suck. 1.00
00:36:58.000 Shoot us. 1.00
00:36:59.000 We need more money. 1.00
00:37:01.000 But every time it's another group, they need to be armed.
00:37:03.000 It's your right.
00:37:04.000 You need to stand up. 1.00
00:37:05.000 You need to shoot us. 1.00
00:37:07.000 You need to shoot Americans. 1.00
00:37:10.000 Ethnomasochism. 1.00
00:37:12.000 Ethno-suicide. 1.00
00:37:14.000 Let's end this short segment with Archie Bunker, who Norman Lear is writing this, trying to make this guy look like a dumbass. 0.99
00:37:23.000 We've got Meathead. 0.98
00:37:24.000 What's his name?
00:37:27.000 Robert Klein?
00:37:28.000 I forget his name.
00:37:30.000 Staring at Arch. 1.00
00:37:31.000 The actor Carol O'Connor thinks Arch is a moron. 1.00
00:37:35.000 Let's see what this stupid moron, laughable buffoon, has to say about gun violence. 1.00
00:37:41.000 Yeah, here we are. 1.00
00:37:42.000 All right, everybody.
00:37:42.000 Clambiers know it's good.
00:37:44.000 Thank you.
00:37:44.000 Mr. Archie Bunker, speaking in reply to the editorial broadcast last Saturday.
00:37:49.000 Good evening, everybody.
00:37:50.000 This is where Archie Bunker over 704 Houser Street, veteran of the big war, speaking on behalf of Guns for Everybody.
00:37:59.000 Now, question.
00:38:01.000 What was the first thing that the communists done when they took over Russia?
00:38:05.000 Answer, gun control. 1.00
00:38:08.000 And there's a lot of people in this country who want to do the same thing to us here in the kind of conspiracy.
00:38:13.000 See?
00:38:13.000 You take your big international bankers, they want to, what do you call, emasticate the people of this nation like puppets on a wheel.
00:38:22.000 And they're going to get that gun and turn us over to the commons. 1.00
00:38:28.000 What a moron, huh? 1.00
00:38:29.000 What a dummy. 1.00
00:38:31.000 Keep going, though. 0.99
00:38:31.000 He comes up with a crazy idea that people on planes should be armed. 0.99
00:38:37.000 You look tall.
00:38:37.000 They're sitting down.
00:38:40.000 Now, I want to talk about another thing that's on everybody's mind today, and that's your stick-ups and your sky jackets.
00:38:46.000 Which, if that was up to me, I could end the sky jackets tomorrow.
00:38:51.000 You could?
00:38:52.000 All you got to do is arm all your passengers.
00:38:57.000 Stop. 1.00
00:38:59.000 What a moron, huh? 1.00
00:39:02.000 And air marshals, Delta just cut off their promotion with the NRA because the NRA is evil. 1.00
00:39:08.000 And you'll notice that Delta's air marshals, as Anthony Cumier pointed out, use Nerf guns.
00:39:12.000 They don't use actual guns because the left and all these celebrities who hate guns, they never use guns themselves to protect themselves.
00:39:20.000 That's why most of them are sponsored by Nerf.
00:39:24.000 And I'll just end it with this.
00:39:25.000 Did you see this students?
00:39:26.000 Students see gun in square root sign.
00:39:30.000 Detectives launched an investigation on February 20th at Oberlin High School after students expressed concern during a mass session that the standard symbol, which refers to a number multiplied by itself, blah, blah, blah, looks like a gun.
00:39:44.000 And I guess the variable X there is a dead body.
00:39:48.000 This says a lot, by the way, about our level of education.
00:39:51.000 Oh, look at that funny thing trending in U.S. I forgot to mention that.
00:39:54.000 We got a dreamer there who dreams about shooting up a school.
00:39:58.000 Dave, click on that clickbait. 1.00
00:39:59.000 DACA recipient, a dreamer, 21, threatened to shoot all of y'all bitches at New York High School. 1.00
00:40:07.000 Look at her. 1.00
00:40:08.000 Jesus Lord, what a mutation.
00:40:11.000 Anyway, the square root sign looks like a gun, right?
00:40:15.000 That just shows how bad education is right now, by the way.
00:40:18.000 You're supposed to do square roots in fifth grade.
00:40:21.000 But it reminded me of, remember when Sarah Silverman saw those marks on the road that construction guys do to say like, the water main is here.
00:40:30.000 And if you're digging, don't go over here because there's a major electrical cable. 0.99
00:40:34.000 She sees those and goes, the best part is she sees them and goes, don't these dumb Nazis even know what a swastika looks like? 0.99
00:40:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:43.000 What did she say? 1.00
00:40:44.000 Don't they have Google? 1.00
00:40:46.000 She's talking about how stupid these Nazis are. 1.00
00:40:49.000 Do neo-Nazis use Google? 1.00
00:40:51.000 I don't know.
00:40:52.000 Do you, Sarah?
00:40:54.000 And finally, on this same subject, sort of, there was a woman, best-selling author, New York Times.
00:40:59.000 She writes like true crime fiction, whatever.
00:41:04.000 She sees a Norwegian flag flying in Seattle, and she says to the cops, hi, suddenly there's a Confederate flag flying in front of a house in my Greenwood neighborhood.
00:41:13.000 It is at the northeast corner of 92nd and Palatine, just a block west of 92nd, blah, blah, blah.
00:41:19.000 I would love to know what this quote unquote means, but of course, don't want to knock on their door.
00:41:24.000 Might get my head blown off.
00:41:26.000 Maybe others in the area flying the flag?
00:41:27.000 Maybe it's a story?
00:41:28.000 Thank you.
00:41:29.000 That's Rebecca Morris, petrified of their Norwegian flag. 1.00
00:41:33.000 Once again, the general pattern here is, we suck, you rule. 0.99
00:41:39.000 We need to be on the cross. 0.99
00:41:40.000 This might be why Christianity flourished in the West, because we love self-flagellation. 1.00
00:41:46.000 We suck, you rule. 0.99
00:41:48.000 You need to be armed, we need to be disarmed. 1.00
00:41:50.000 We need to be taxed.
00:41:52.000 We need to be disciplined.
00:41:53.000 We need more rules.
00:41:54.000 You need more freedom.
00:41:56.000 Wrong.
00:41:57.000 The opposite is true.
00:41:58.000 The ones here, the Americans, they're the priority.
00:42:02.000 America first.
00:42:04.000 Family first.
00:42:06.000 Traditionalism first. 0.99
00:42:07.000 Anarchy and destruction last.
00:42:10.000 I thought that was a given.
00:42:12.000 In my van shoes, but they look like sneakers.
00:42:15.000 Yeah, they old sneakers.
00:42:16.000 Namaste.
00:42:17.000 I couldn't leave you without making fun of the Zoolander Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau.
00:42:23.000 This is not his most recent trip to India.
00:42:26.000 This is years ago.
00:42:27.000 I remember this from about five years ago. 0.81
00:42:28.000 So the best part about this that no one's talking about is this buffoon went to India because he was sick of cyberbullying.
00:42:35.000 Remember we talked about that last week or two weeks ago? 0.74
00:42:38.000 He was verclamped that everyone was making fun of him on Twitter.
00:42:42.000 It was affecting his marriage.
00:42:43.000 He had his buddy Gerard Butts go out and say, stop being mean to my buddy, my Jeff Spiccoli pal.
00:42:49.000 So he goes to India to replenish and promote diversity.
00:42:53.000 That's an easy one, right?
00:42:54.000 There's tons of Indians in Canada.
00:42:56.000 I came over from England around the same time, and all my fellow immigrants were Indians there.
00:43:01.000 Easy, right?
00:43:01.000 That's an easy way.
00:43:02.000 No, he screws that up by acting like a complete boob and playing Mr. Dress Up, as, by the way, is the new theme for this show, and dancing on.
00:43:13.000 Here's everyone's favorite clip.
00:43:14.000 I have to show this, but show the Daily Mail one, Dave.
00:43:17.000 This is the one he...
00:43:18.000 This is...
00:43:24.000 Oh my God.
00:43:27.000 Ladies, look. 1.00
00:43:30.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:43:32.000 Ladies, you can't vote. 1.00
00:43:34.000 Now, when I say you can't vote, I mean it's like when you say short men, white men can't jump.
00:43:40.000 Yes, you legally have the right to vote, but look at what happens when you vote.
00:43:46.000 Look at what you give an entire country. 0.96
00:43:49.000 A Zoolander male model drama teacher buffoon. 0.93
00:43:54.000 Oh, it's oh, check this out. 0.98
00:43:56.000 The Daily Show, which is the worst pandering leftist show.
00:44:00.000 Trevor Noah pretending that apartheid is still going strong.
00:44:03.000 That's his entire raison debt.
00:44:05.000 Even he is making fun of Trudeau.
00:44:07.000 Check this out.
00:44:08.000 I don't know if you've noticed, but it seems like as Donald Trump becomes more and more unwoke, Justin Trudeau is compensating in the other direction.
00:44:19.000 The only issue is the Canadian Prime Minister keeps going too far.
00:44:24.000 Canada's Prime Minister is under fire over his outfits on his week-long family trip to India.
00:44:30.000 Trudeau got called out today by one of India's most popular politicians.
00:44:35.000 Omar Abdullah tweeted, is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now?
00:44:42.000 Also, FYI, we Indians don't dress like this every day, sir.
00:44:47.000 Not even in Bollywood.
00:44:50.000 Oh, man.
00:44:51.000 That's enough.
00:44:52.000 That's enough.
00:44:53.000 Yeah, they dress like that at a wedding and stuff.
00:44:56.000 Normally, they just wear like a collarless shirt and white pants with sandals.
00:45:02.000 And it gets worse than that, by the way.
00:45:04.000 He's not just dressing like he's at a wedding or he's in a Bollywood movie, but he brought a Khalestani terrorist, Jaspal Atwal, who is known for years and years.
00:45:15.000 So it is comical. 0.98
00:45:16.000 It's hilarious watching him make a fool of himself. 1.00
00:45:19.000 But when you hire these incompetent boobs, it's also dangerous. 1.00
00:45:24.000 That's the takeaway from today's show, that these incompetent authoritarians aren't just funny, they're also deadly. 0.99
00:45:34.000 Vans go, all you laying faces. 0.95
00:45:36.000 My vans lying green.