Kevin and his son are at the Mets Stadium in Port St. Lucie, Florida for Spring Training, and Kevin wonders why spring training is even a thing, and why the Mets should be in a hot tub with hot tubs and massages.
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00:00:20.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
00:04:20.000Let's hope my son gets on the Jumbotron.
00:04:24.000Let's get to know the nuances of Port St. Lucie and baseball in spring training.
00:04:31.000And let's also, I've heard rumors that Jimmy McInnes is in town.
00:04:36.000And I'd like to talk to him, not just about baseball, but about the way people sit on planes.
00:04:41.000My dad taught me this trick where you put your knee up against the chair so they can't put their chair back.
00:04:46.000And it led to an altercation on the plane.
00:04:49.000And I'd like to talk to Jimmy McInnes about that, about what he taught me and how it led to fights on the plane and see what he thinks about it.
00:04:57.000There's no guarantee we'll get to Jimmy, though.
00:06:08.000If you're in Scotland and the If you're in Scotland and say the Celtics and the Rangers are near each other, Celtics are green, Rangers are blue.
00:06:18.000The guy in a blue scarf goes by a Celtics bus.
00:07:10.000But one interesting thing, too, I was noticing about sitting here is we're behind this huge netting, and I got these seats so my boy can catch a ball, but the netting is going to prevent that.
00:07:21.000And I blame women, just like everything.
00:07:26.000And it's because they're on their phones, and they probably got hit in the head with a couple balls, or some single mom brought her daughter thinking, we're all the same.
00:11:02.000Dad, I wanted to talk to you about my flight over here to see the Mets, where a woman put her chair back on the plane, which encroached upon my space, which I don't have a problem with if we're sleeping on an overnighter, to say Scotland, for example.
00:12:07.000Well, people in America in general are much more polite than most people in other nations.
00:12:15.000I mean, Americans are incredibly polite.
00:12:18.000Well, I noticed that about the game today.
00:12:20.000We're playing the Tigers, and the Tigers will get a, I think they got a run or two, and everyone was clapping all these Tigers fans, and I thought, if this was Glasgow, all those Tigers fans would have had a bottle over their face.
00:12:35.000I don't know about that, but you know, when I stay in New Smylna for the winter, and there, cars will stop in the middle of the road to let pedestrians cross the road, but there's not even a pedestrian crossing.
00:13:11.000You know, this ethnic business homogeny, and this idiot, Justin Triddle, with diversity as a strength, every time I hear that, I just want to throw up.
00:13:30.000Have you been, if you go to a big city and there are so many different restaurants, you can have Somalian food one night, you can have Mexican food the other night, you can have Brazilian food, Portuguese food.
00:13:40.000Diversity, when you have people serving you different platters, it's wonderful.
00:13:57.000You know, we don't want to have values where women are inferior to men, where you can be killed if you actually become an apostate in any religion.
00:14:23.000Maybe, I don't know, I don't eat a lot of Arab food, but I don't know what Islamic food is, but I don't want to have diverse Islamic values.
00:16:09.000We're similar in that sense, because Pierre Trudeau married a hot chick, and then his son suffered the IQ, and you married a hot chick, and I have about half your IQ.
00:18:06.000I know it sounds like I'm joking, but they were really hurting his feelings.
00:18:09.000So he thought, I'll go to India and I'll look good in my dumb outfits, my Bollywood outfits, and then it'll sort of replenish not just my marriage and my life, but my sanity.
00:18:20.000And it ended up having the reverse effect.
00:18:22.000Well, it's become an international joke.
00:18:26.000You know, the guy is, you know, every goddamn country, almost every network thinks the guy is a clown, and they've got it right.
00:19:39.000First of all, he said it was some MP from British Columbia who invited him.
00:19:48.000When you say invited him, you're talking about a terrorist that was part of the trip that Trudeau had been photographed with before, a Sikh terrorist.
00:19:57.000And this MP said, no, I didn't invite him.
00:20:01.000What happened was, you know, a bunch of people sent in requests to my constituency office to visit India with Trudeau.
00:20:12.000And I just passed them on to Trudeau's office.
00:20:41.000He did not personally invite this man.
00:20:43.000So he's denying he invited him after Trudeau said he invited this terrorist.
00:20:48.000And to be clear, we're talking about a terrorist that Justin brought to India, a Sikh terrorist.
00:20:53.000I didn't actually know this, but apparently the Sikhs are terrorizing Hindus because they want their own land, just like the Pakistani Muslims have their own country.
00:21:23.000In fact, what there is, a group of Sikhs who want their own country, they want what they call Khalistan.
00:21:31.000So not only has this turned out to be a complete boss, but the Indian government now, at one point, Trudeau said that he was told by a government employee, a security officer, that it was an Indian faction in the Indian government who orchestrated this.
00:21:54.000And of course, the Indian government have violently denied it.
00:21:57.000So it's the most bizarre thing imaginable.
00:22:02.000You know, the best thing Justin can do is just stay home.
00:22:14.000You're telling me this, and I would never want to convert, but these guys are making me so nauseous, I feel like telling them, you make me seek.
00:23:46.000It's great in really dry places, but Cevas?
00:23:51.000Anyway, it's a little bit depressing here, but the game is fun.
00:23:56.000And it reminded me of an epiphany I had recently when I was at Atlantis.
00:24:02.000We were there for vacation recently, as I told you.
00:24:05.000And this is more of a podcast-based kind of thing, but I don't have the news in front of me, and I can't show you viral videos, so I don't know what's going on.
00:25:53.000So they tend to be sort of culturally conservative in many ways.
00:25:57.000And they tend to be sort of Islamophobic in the sense that, you know, they had a massive civil war that created Pakistan, where the Muslims were sent north to Pakistan, the Hindus were sent south to India.
00:26:09.000So you'd think they'd be more on par with the right, but they're not.
00:27:07.000He got a scholarship to go to CUNY, and they actually, just like British universities did, they paid him more money.
00:27:13.000And I remember my lawyer said, yeah, we're doing a marathon.
00:27:17.000We're driving our bikes, bicycles, from New York City all the way up to Long Island or Westchester or something, the New York suburbs, and then back again and then down to Staten Island.
00:27:28.000This big marathon to raise money for kids so they can go to college, so they can go to city college.
00:28:46.000The reason you're sending your kids to NYU is it's a class thing, and you want them to be in a certain echelon of aristocrats so they marry in with the right DNA, the right sort of genetic disposition.
00:29:01.000And you don't like SUNY because it's all immigrants and Indians and Polacks.
00:29:06.000But even that crazy mentality, which I don't advocate, obviously, even that mentality doesn't make any sense because people don't get married with their college sweethearts anymore.
00:29:18.000So they're not going to marry the guy that they met at NYU.
00:29:21.000They're going to get married maybe 10 years after that.
00:29:24.000So now, even with the super shallow, horrible women who send their daughters there so they'll meet a rich guy, even that mentality doesn't justify NYU.
00:31:36.000And now that he's moved over to the right, I don't think he's any different.
00:31:39.000I mean, I told you on the other episode, he talked to Steve Forbes, who was just like a saint, and he said something about Trump hitting a woman's butt with a magazine.
00:32:32.000And then it comes, the article came out just now, and he had stolen Jovi Vall's phone at a rally and run away with it, which is a petty, stupid thing to do.
00:32:47.000He's being charged with a felony, I believe.
00:32:50.000This is the same thing that Tariq guy did, the anti-Pho academic at the University of Illinois, where these kids go, what are you doing here protesting?
00:32:59.000Shouldn't you be with your kids or something?
00:33:01.000And then he took that as a threat to his children, so he ran up to these Turning Point USA kids from Chicago U and grabbed their phone.
00:35:25.000I mean, one of the reasons Russians are so homophobic is that after World War II, so many men had died that they needed to replenish their population.
00:35:34.000So the general mentality was, hey guys, if you're going to be gay, can you just do that sort of privately on your own time?
00:36:09.000Couldn't you argue that China, the 1 billion Chinese, couldn't you argue that Mao's genocide biologically altered the populace to be more robotic, more conformist, less adventurous?
00:37:50.000That's the way we operate as human beings.
00:37:54.000You give us some sort of strange piece of detritus, some piece of driftwood, some sort of global piece of driftwood, which is communism and the Chinese ability to endure suffering.
00:38:04.000And we go, I can take that horrific situation and make it into a nice sort of a wall hanging here in Atlantis.
00:38:11.000I can make it into a cool water slide.
00:38:17.000So we're incredible at adapting as human beings.
00:38:21.000And even when you do something as blasphemous and evil as communism and murder 70 million people, even when you alter an entire country's DNA, we can still take that and make a beautiful water park out of it.