Get Off My Lawn with Kevin Mcguinness in Tampa, Florida covering Astros/Mets. He talks about the lack of autographs from the players, and why he thinks they should do more to make up for what they don t get.
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00:00:20.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
00:00:27.000Hey guys, this is spring training here in Port St. Lucie.
00:00:30.000Dave was just saying that there's a bad shadow in this shot, which is a good name for a metal band.
00:00:35.000If you're starting out and you're, you know, you're just four kids in your garage and you want to make it, don't get into baseball.
00:01:23.000I mean, he didn't catch a ball, but he did play catch with Jay Bruce back and forth.
00:01:30.000And we met a woman earlier who was mad.
00:01:35.000Some old-timers, old New Yorkers, were pissed off about the lack of attention they're getting from the players as far as autographs go and stuff.
00:01:44.000And I thought, that sounds reasonable.
00:03:38.000Just bring a guy out, one guy, we'll get our balls signed and go home.
00:03:41.000There aren't a lot of people here right now is because people are getting so disappointed because they're not signing.
00:03:47.000Years ago, when I came here, when Mike Piazza was playing, the players were just walking around and you could go up and get their autograph with no problem at all.
00:05:17.000He would sit there and sign autographs for hours, like all night.
00:05:24.000And I go, Andrew, I don't care about diluting signatures, but I go, Andrew, that's kind of gay to sit there signing autographs for hours and hours and hours.
00:05:51.000But anyway, it's a totally different story in baseball.
00:05:53.000And I remember I went to see Sarah Silverman once.
00:05:56.000I was trying to get in her pants, actually, at the time.
00:05:58.000And she did a comedy show, and her mom or her aunt came up to her with this huge pile of flyers, like, you know, pamphlets, whatever, the folded 8.5 by 11 thing for her show.
00:06:34.000And what that did was, that made the kids who got his autograph, that made their autographs more valuable.
00:06:42.000So that was actually a cool thing that he did.
00:06:45.000So we showed that woman bitching, and I totally support her position, and I have no problem giving those people a platform, as the progressives would say.
00:07:12.000In fact, one thing I would say to you if you're coming to spring training, bring a bunch of plastic bags, like sandwich bags, and a bunch of pieces of paper, right?
00:07:20.000And then you write down, degrom threw this to my boy in the morning at spring training on this date.
00:07:27.000And you put that in the bag, and now you've got that one.
00:07:30.000We've had crumpled up pieces of newspaper to separate the different balls.
00:07:34.000Also, if you remember on yesterday's show, I was talking about how there's a lot of chicks interested in the Mets.
00:07:40.000These are the chicks that I was thinking of when I said that.
00:07:54.000I'm from Long Island, and so are they.
00:07:57.000You know, I've noticed with Mets fans, first of all, a lot of them seem to be female, but a lot of them are better looking than other Teams fans.
00:08:09.000Because Mets fans are from Long Island and Queens and Brooklyn, and those girls, as we saw in King of Queens, they tend to keep going, you know?
00:09:47.000I mean, they're not supermodels, whatever, but they're very attractive, healthy young ladies who seem happy with their femininity.
00:09:55.000You know, all these bulldykes and these feminists with the blue hair and the disgusting shoes and the men's clothes and the used cardigans, they are not representative of much of Middle America and not representative of Brooklyn.
00:10:12.000So when you see, as I said, in the King of Queens, Leah Romini, that's sort of the normal chick.
00:12:36.000And since 2015, when we made the World Series, let's face it, the year after the World Series, we were very fortunate just to even make the playoffs when we lost a one-game playoff to the Giants and Bumgarner on the home run by who was at Connor Galepsy.
00:13:59.000I mean, since 88, whatever, since the 90s, since I think Marvin Miller got it all started, George, I call him George Slimesley's scumbrother from the Yankees and Gino Autri and Buzzy Bovesi, and Donald Fear after Marvin Miller.
00:15:07.000Just like when we traded Gary Carter from you guys, and we traded it away for Huby Brooks, Mike Fitzgerald, Floyd Yeomans, and Hubie Brooks, Floyd Yeomans, Mike Fitzgerald, and who was the other guy?
00:15:33.000Yeah, they deserved to have a baseball team back again.
00:15:35.000I got a couple of Expo's jackets, and I got the original Expo's yearbook, and I used to go to Olympic Stadium, not Jerry Park, but Olympic Stadium.
00:15:42.000And they definitely should be getting baseball back in Montreal.
00:16:08.000And then all this Carl Morton, the other pitcher they had.
00:16:11.000And, you know, I followed him pretty close, actually.
00:16:15.000And I just felt really bad that they lost the team because in 94, when basically these guys flung the finger at us, the fans, that's when, I mean, they had the best record in baseball.
00:16:25.000They were headed to the World Series and probably would have beat the Yankees in the World Series.
00:17:04.000He goes, these gentlemen are saying they're going to come over here, and they're going to beat you up if you don't leave the restaurant now.
00:17:10.000And needless to say, I don't like Rick Monday either.
00:17:12.000Yeah, well, I don't like commies or unions striking, ruining all our fun.
00:18:05.000And I hope, you know, there's tons of great RBIs and we get on bass and there's lots of popcorn and, you know, people singing and dancing and stuff.
00:20:06.000I have a very good feeling about this year.
00:20:08.000I don't know if it's a World Series feeling, but last year was all injuries, and I don't think we're going to have the same kind of injuries this year.
00:21:34.000You know, where he went to Japan because he was not getting the manager of the team that he was playing for in the U.S. that, you know, he wasn't really worth, you know.
00:22:54.000Noah Syndergaard, the top pitcher of the Mets, is very cruel to Mr. Mett, which is screwed up because Mr. Mett's obviously severely handicapped.
00:23:03.000He's like Rocky Dennis in the movie Mask.
00:23:06.000He has cranial dysplasia, which is a debilitating disease where your skull doesn't stop expanding.
00:23:44.000No, he was born with that head, and his parents are like that.
00:23:47.000And Cyndergaard is really cruel to him, and you think, dude, that guy grew up with a head bigger than his body, and you're treating him like he's some sort of pain in the ass.
00:27:06.000And these men on the street guys, I mean, the ideal way you do it is you have pretty girls who run around and set it up and then they call you over.
00:27:28.000Hey, folks, so we're here in Florida, Port St. Lucie, and we are next to the stupidest bridge in America.
00:27:37.000It goes over maybe six inches of grass.
00:27:40.000And the thing I don't get about it is, say there was flooding or whatever, where, like, how much flood waters can make it under this bridge?
00:28:11.000So handicapped, even in a wheelchair, if I was in a wheelchair and I was rolling along here, I don't think I would take this because I've got this bump to deal with.
00:30:56.000If we saw someone being beat up on the street, we'd say, hey, what are you doing, man?
00:30:59.000However, if we read in the news that Aaron Judge was in a car accident and he didn't die, I don't want him to die.
00:31:07.000So you want him, if you read in the news that he was in a car accident and it blew his arm off, you would go, good, you'd feel good about that.
00:32:53.000We're on a moonshine marathon here back at the hotel, learning about these people who made Sesafras shine.
00:33:01.000But the problem with that is it needs more starch, so she got some corn in there, and I think they made some pretty good Sassafras moonshine.
00:33:57.000It's literally actually zero miles away when you look at the fact that you're touching it.
00:34:02.000But you go, well, why should I care, Gavin?
00:34:07.000Well, you should care because Mr. Santa Fres is what happens when you have state-run media like the CBC and you get this diversity, multiculturalism, feminism, trans awareness.
00:34:20.000When the social justice warriors dictate how a country's run, you end up with women determining elections and they vote for hunks.
00:34:28.000They vote for stupid hunks who don't actually speak English.
00:34:32.000This guy is such a himbo, he cannot speak his own language.
00:35:37.000Well, what do you mean there's going to be consequences if I do this?
00:35:41.000Being a kid is constantly testing, discovering, hypothesis, experiment, solution, learning.
00:35:50.000You see what you're dealing with here?
00:35:52.000This is what happens, ladies, when you vote with your celebrity magazine brains and not your normal political brain, which you don't seem to have.