Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GET OFF MY LAWN LIVE #108 - BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION

00:02:09.000 No, I see Corecomen collected making my way to Hipster. 0.90

00:02:18.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness to turn me into the What's

00:03:17.000 it like to get everything wrong every day?

00:03:20.000 You're like you're ubiquitously wrong.

00:03:23.000 You're all things at all times, but wrong.

00:03:26.000 That's kind of impressive.

00:03:27.000 Yeah.

00:03:28.000 Well, that's what Satan is.

00:03:29.000 You're the opposite of God.

00:03:31.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show.

00:03:33.000 Our Thursday regular is here, Mr. Maddie O'Dell.

00:03:36.000 Hello, Matthew.

00:03:37.000 What's going on, Cal?

00:03:38.000 Right, guy.

00:03:39.000 Happy to be back.

00:03:40.000 He's at the bar, just like Andy Cohen's after hours.

00:03:44.000 Cheers.

00:03:48.000 Maddie and I are both bikers, just like that caller last week who was a trucker because he delivered fresh direct three times.

00:03:59.000 I ride a bike, so I'm a biker.

00:04:02.000 If you surfed and you stood up once, then you're a surfer.

00:04:07.000 True.

00:04:07.000 And if you drive a truck that's more than seven feet tall, then you're a trucker.

00:04:14.000 He could say he's a professional truck driver because the word professional means just getting paid for it.

00:04:20.000 You want to be good at it.

00:04:21.000 Be good at it if you will.

00:04:23.000 Dude, as long as you're getting paid, you're a professional.

00:04:26.000 Dude, from last week, you're supposed to be a little self-conscious.

00:04:29.000 Like, obviously, I say biker as a joke. 1.00

00:04:31.000 I say surfer as a joke.

00:04:34.000 You should have been saying trucker as a joke.

00:04:35.000 I used to deliver records because what cargo records would do is they'd ship them to the border because it was cheap.

00:04:42.000 And then it's very expensive to ship to Canada.

00:04:44.000 So because it's considered like Australia.

00:04:46.000 That's the way Americans work. 0.81

00:04:48.000 They're just like, Canada's another world.

00:04:50.000 So they would ship them to the border, like Rochester or something.

00:04:53.000 I would go down there with my van, fill them up, and then come back.

00:04:57.000 I wouldn't dare say trucker. 1.00

00:04:59.000 I'd listen to them bitch about all the stupid little stickers they had to have on the back of their trucks. 1.00

00:05:06.000 Those guys get tortured by the government. 1.00

00:05:11.000 But yeah, I'm a fucking trucker. 0.98

00:05:14.000 For those of you not familiar with what we're talking about, Caller last week was saying he married a doctor and he's doing well financially with her working and him not, but he's a trucker. 0.98

00:05:24.000 And should he continue trucking?

00:05:26.000 And then through a little bit of prodding, we discover that he's not a trucker.

00:05:30.000 Just like I'm not a biker.

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00:08:14.000 Got a fun show for you today.

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00:08:24.000 It's the only way we really are allowed to advertise, and that probably won't last very long.

00:08:29.000 And then we do another.

00:08:32.000 Oh, look, Mercedes is calling from prison. 1.00

00:08:35.000 There's a free call from Mercedes Carrera.

00:08:40.000 An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.

00:08:44.000 This call is not private.

00:08:46.000 It will be recorded and they're not.

00:08:47.000 Oh, I know.

00:08:48.000 If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a result of the case.

00:08:54.000 It's pretty funny that she uses her stage name.

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00:09:05.000 Hey, Mercedes. 0.65

00:09:07.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:09:08.000 How are you doing?

00:09:10.000 I am good.

00:09:13.000 I'm good.

00:09:13.000 We're shooting the show.

00:09:14.000 You're live on Get Off My Lawn on censor.tv.

00:09:18.000 Hello.

00:09:19.000 Well, thank you for having me on.

00:09:23.000 Are you worried about getting murdered by your ex-husband?

00:09:27.000 Well, I certainly should be if I have to go to the hospital here or, you know, like that.

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:36.000 Do you still have COVID?

00:09:40.000 Well, you know, I don't think so, but I was never swabbed a second time like I should have been, so nobody knows for sure.

00:09:48.000 It sounds like they're not really treating the prisoners very well.

00:09:52.000 You were encouraging me to tell our viewers to call OSHA?

00:09:57.000 Cal OSHA.

00:09:58.000 Yeah, Cal OSHA is the, I'm pretty sure the dude is the health and safety for most institutions in California.

00:10:09.000 Because they're handing out blankets that are covered in feces and menstrual blood, and they're handing them out as new blankets.

00:10:17.000 Yeah, and anytime any material is done, block feces, urine, or vomit, it's supposed to be disposed of.

00:10:25.000 But this facility is so disgusting, they'll just throw it back in the wash and reuse it. 0.91

00:10:32.000 And actually, Jason got scabies from the clothing that they gave him here.

00:10:39.000 Wait, who got scabies?

00:10:42.000 My husband.

00:10:44.000 Oh, oh, you've heard through contact.

00:10:47.000 So it's not...

00:10:48.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:10:48.000 So he's in the male equivalent of San Bernardino, but same jail.

00:10:53.000 Same jail.

00:10:54.000 He got scabies, the clothes here.

00:10:56.000 Wow.

00:10:57.000 That's amazing.

00:10:58.000 We've got an ex-con as a co-host because our Thursday nights include Maddie O'Dell. 1.00

00:11:03.000 Maddie, have you ever heard of getting scabies from?

00:11:06.000 Scabies?

00:11:06.000 Yeah, I've seen the whole dormitory shut down where everyone in the unit is isolated because so many people have scabies.

00:11:15.000 And where was that?

00:11:16.000 Virginia.

00:11:17.000 I was in Central Virginia, Central Virginia, CVRJ, Central Virginia Regional Jail in Orange, Virginia.

00:11:25.000 It just, they clearly don't see prisoners as human beings down there, which is great if they're pedophiles, but if they're innocent, then wait till they're proven guilty, no?

00:11:35.000 Well, keep in mind, I'm in a jail, not a prison.

00:11:38.000 So I'm not a convict, and these aren't convicts.

00:11:42.000 These are people who are awaiting trial.

00:11:45.000 Right.

00:11:46.000 These are people awaiting trial.

00:11:47.000 This is the jail facilities.

00:11:49.000 This is counting.

00:11:50.000 This isn't a prison.

00:11:52.000 It's not a prison.

00:11:53.000 You're calling from jail, not prison.

00:11:54.000 There we go.

00:11:55.000 Pre-detention.

00:11:56.000 Right.

00:11:57.000 Pre-conviction.

00:11:59.000 So, and you said that there's hope that you will at least start your trial in August?

00:12:05.000 Right.

00:12:05.000 We're going back August 6th to try to set trial dates.

00:12:11.000 Part of the delay, California State said an emergency order as of March 2020 because of COVID and shut the courts down.

00:12:21.000 Wow, for fun's sake.

00:12:23.000 So, yeah, so we have been in this delay, and now we're doing the variants that are back in hysteria.

00:12:31.000 So, just as the courts were reopening, they're back on another hysteria loop.

00:12:37.000 So, we're hoping that just as the courts were reopening, we're hoping they don't close everything back down again.

00:12:45.000 Okay, well, we've got to get back to the show here, Mercedes.

00:12:48.000 We put up your address at the end of every episode.

00:12:51.000 Is there anything you want in particular?

00:12:53.000 Anything you need?

00:12:55.000 What kind of letters do you like?

00:12:58.000 You know, I just send me letters.

00:13:00.000 Oh, you know, everybody sends photos of yourself with a pen.

00:13:05.000 It says, I got my cell raided the other day because of a pen, and everybody's here ever since I got back from the COVID isolation unit, they said that the deputy, there's one real ugly one in particular.

00:13:20.000 She spent an hour in my cell reading all my fan mail, making fun of it.

00:13:26.000 She's been targeting me over this pen. 0.96

00:13:29.000 So all of you send me pictures of yourself with a pen.

00:13:34.000 And she actually took all the pictures that people have sent me of themselves.

00:13:38.000 She's been giving me a real hard time.

00:13:40.000 She confiscated those pictures that people sent to themselves? 0.88

00:13:43.000 Yes, she did.

00:13:44.000 And she's been giving me a real hard time.

00:13:47.000 I think she's totally jealous because, you know, nobody wants to write her letters because she has a unibrow and she looks like a Neanderthal. 1.00

00:13:56.000 Her name is Deputy Felix for the record.

00:13:59.000 But so go ahead and write me letters and notate as a figure for Deputy Felix.

00:14:05.000 And what percentage of the people who write you letters are porn fans?

00:14:09.000 And what percentage are through politics and MAGA and stuff, this show and stuff like that?

00:14:15.000 I'd say about half and half.

00:14:17.000 Okay.

00:14:18.000 But a lot of them come from you guys.

00:14:21.000 And I love all of you guys.

00:14:23.000 Thank you for writing me.

00:14:24.000 I'm always gracious. 0.93

00:14:26.000 Just send me letters and send me pictures of yourself, preferably with a black man. 0.98

00:14:31.000 Okay. 0.98

00:14:33.000 That makes me happy.

00:14:34.000 Pics of... 1.00

00:14:35.000 These people are assholes here. 0.99

00:14:36.000 I love you guys. 1.00

00:14:37.000 Oh, and happy early birthday.

00:14:39.000 Okay, thanks.

00:14:40.000 Have a good one, Mercedes.

00:14:42.000 As good as you can.

00:14:42.000 We love you.

00:14:43.000 Love you too.

00:14:44.000 Bye.

00:14:49.000 That's intense.

00:14:51.000 Maddie, when you're in prison, how do letters feel?

00:14:55.000 Is it fantastic?

00:14:56.000 I feel like I get Christmas presents every day.

00:14:59.000 Listen, when you're in prison, like I used to sit there and watch people, because after the afternoon count, after like 4 o'clock when they do the afternoon count shift change and all that, they usually do mail call first thing.

00:15:15.000 And you would see people still, like everyone crowds around the CO who's handing out the mail because they'll call out names and numbers and hand out whoever's getting mail.

00:15:23.000 And some people go every day and never, ever, ever, ever get mail.

00:15:30.000 And it's disheartened.

00:15:31.000 I mean, I would get disheartened after a while.

00:15:33.000 I would just stop going. 1.00

00:15:34.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:15:35.000 Some people do. 1.00

00:15:36.000 Some people don't even pay it.

00:15:38.000 Like, they just disregard it.

00:15:41.000 Are there people in prison who don't want to be visited?

00:15:45.000 Like, I don't want my son to see me here, kind of thing?

00:15:49.000 Well, it depends on how long you're going to be away, I guess.

00:15:51.000 Yeah.

00:15:52.000 I mean, like what Mercedes is and she's in pretrial detention.

00:15:57.000 Like, she hasn't gone to trial.

00:15:58.000 She's not convicted.

00:15:59.000 She's in a county jail, which is the worst because she's obviously in solitary.

00:16:04.000 She's in the shoe, special housing unit or the whole solitary confinement. 0.90

00:16:08.000 She's not in general population. 0.84

00:16:10.000 Because one, of who she is, you know, she would be preyed upon. 0.99

00:16:13.000 Like other inmates would try to extort her because they think she's got money. 1.00

00:16:15.000 You know, she was a porn star, all that stuff. 0.97

00:16:19.000 So she would disrupt the day-to-day activities within the facility.

00:16:23.000 It's kind of like Joe Biggs and stuff like that because they think he's going to disrupt the day-to-day activities by organizing.

00:16:29.000 Like they put him in what they call administrative segregation.

00:16:32.000 Or at least they can say that.

00:16:34.000 Right.

00:16:35.000 I want to put them in solitary.

00:16:36.000 Give me an excuse.

00:16:37.000 All high-profile inmates usually go straight to the shoe.

00:16:40.000 They get put on what is administrative segregation.

00:16:44.000 It's a little different from disciplinary segregation when you get put in a hole or the shoe because they're allowed a little bit more freedom on like commissary lists and stuff like that.

00:16:53.000 Like when you're in disciplinary segregation, you're only allowed, well, the jails and the prisons I've been, you're only allowed hygiene products.

00:16:59.000 Like you couldn't buy snacks, you couldn't buy stuff like that.

00:17:03.000 You could call it the shoe tray diet.

00:17:04.000 You only get your three trays a day and that's it.

00:17:09.000 Isn't it mental torture to be in the shoe?

00:17:11.000 I mean as human beings, the way we sort of, and rats, a lot of mammals, the way that we stay sane and function is a sense of society and interaction.

00:17:21.000 You cut that out, you're alone.

00:17:23.000 You lose a social creature.

00:17:24.000 You start losing it.

00:17:24.000 Yeah.

00:17:25.000 I mean, but...

00:17:26.000 Social creatures, that's what I meant to say.

00:17:27.000 Cells are, unless you're in like the ADX in Florence where like all the cells are angled where you can't see anybody.

00:17:35.000 You know, like a regular shoe and a hole, there's so much noise during the day, there's no shot of trying to sleep or get anything done.

00:17:42.000 And most, like I've like in Allenwood, where I was in Allenwood, there were three-man shoes.

00:17:47.000 There was three bunk beds.

00:17:48.000 So it was three men in a cell.

00:17:49.000 So you got two other people to talk to, unless you were by yourself.

00:17:53.000 Like in MDC Brooklyn or MCC Manhattan, there were two man shoes.

00:17:56.000 So you always had a cell, you had a cellmate.

00:17:58.000 But wait a minute.

00:17:59.000 The whole point of the shoe is to isolate you, but then they put you in a three-man cell?

00:18:04.000 Yeah, in Allenwood, there was three-men sell shoes.

00:18:07.000 I don't understand what the special housing unit is anymore.

00:18:11.000 Well, it's people who have disciplinary infractions.

00:18:13.000 Like, if you get what they call a shot, so you get written up, you get a shot.

00:18:17.000 The call you said the lieutenant's officer is going to put you in a shoe.

00:18:19.000 You go to the special housing unit, get put in a cell.

00:18:23.000 Then you have, like, what they call it, you go to your UDC first, which is unit disciplinary hearing.

00:18:30.000 So the unit usually just kicks it to what they call a DHO, which is your disciplinary hearing officer.

00:18:36.000 So the non-shoe people, they get to wander around and like watch TV and play ping pong and stuff.

00:18:40.000 Right, non-sharing-shoe people can't.

00:18:43.000 23 hours in shoe.

00:18:44.000 It's supposed to be 23 in one.

00:18:45.000 You're supposed to get one hour out for rec, and then they give you hygiene.

00:18:50.000 Like some, like in MDC, they had what they call boxcar cells.

00:18:54.000 MDC where Epstein allegedly...

00:18:56.000 He was in MCC.

00:18:57.000 I was in that shoe also.

00:18:58.000 MDC is in Brooklyn, which is Metropolitan Detention Center.

00:19:01.000 It's on 3rd Avenue, like 26th Street.

00:19:04.000 Like they had what they call boxcar shoes.

00:19:07.000 There was a shower in the cell, so I could shower anytime I wanted.

00:19:11.000 So could Epstein?

00:19:13.000 No.

00:19:13.000 Oh, no, he was taken somewhere.

00:19:15.000 Right.

00:19:15.000 In MCC, the shoe is on the ninth floor.

00:19:19.000 And the way the floors in MCC are, it's like almost like a split-level ranch house.

00:19:24.000 Like, if a little stairwell goes down, a little stairwell goes up.

00:19:27.000 And right at the beginning of the steps, on the upper and lower tier, is a shower with a bar door on it.

00:19:34.000 So what they do is when you're in the shoe, you have to cuff up anytime they open the door.

00:19:39.000 So the CEO comes to the door, he opens up the food tray slot, you stick your hands out in the back, he locks you up in handcuffs.

00:19:47.000 Now, if your cellmate's in there with you, your cellmate, then you have to go sit back on the bed, then your cellmate has to come back up to the door, and he has to get handcuffed.

00:19:56.000 They won't open the door until both inmates are cuffed up.

00:19:59.000 Then they'll take you out, close the door, and walk you down to the shower.

00:20:04.000 They'll make you step in the shower with your clothes and towel or whatever your shower, your hygiene products.

00:20:09.000 Then they'll close the door, lock it.

00:20:11.000 Then it's a gray bar, like the gray bar hotel, the gray bars.

00:20:15.000 You stick your hand out through the foot like a slot, and they uncuff you, and then you go in there and shower.

00:20:19.000 Now, when Epstein wrote, oh, they locked me in the shower for hours.

00:20:24.000 So it never came.

00:20:26.000 He didn't come back in the shower after a couple of like 15 minutes or 20, however long you want to be in the shower.

00:20:31.000 Yeah.

00:20:31.000 You know, maybe something happened.

00:20:33.000 Who knows?

00:20:33.000 Do you beat off in there?

00:20:35.000 I'm sure people do.

00:20:36.000 That's why you wear shower shoes.

00:20:38.000 Because where do you get a chance to beat off?

00:20:41.000 In the shoe?

00:20:42.000 I don't know.

00:20:43.000 I guess you could beat off in the shower.

00:20:47.000 Yeah, I get a beat off in a room.

00:20:48.000 Put it this way.

00:20:49.000 If I was in a room, in a cell, with a cellmate and he started beating off, we'd be going at it.

00:20:55.000 That ain't happening.

00:20:56.000 You'd go from a beat off to a beating.

00:20:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

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00:21:17.000 If you see an advertiser on this show, know they're getting harassed.

00:21:21.000 Same with Tucker Carlson, actually.

00:21:23.000 If you see any advertiser with any kind of influential right-winger, they are getting harassed.

00:21:29.000 I saw Dan Bongino was doing a thing recently where he's like, I dare you to ban me, Facebook.

00:21:35.000 I dare you to ban me, Instagram, YouTube. 1.00

00:21:38.000 I've had enough of this shit. 0.99

00:21:40.000 And it's like, I love Dan Bongino, but he's not a threat. 1.00

00:21:43.000 He's a Ben Shapiro.

00:21:44.000 He's a moderate conservative who doesn't say anything dangerous.

00:21:47.000 If he really wanted to get banned, he'd have me or a proud boy on the show.

00:21:51.000 We are the toxic Avengers. 0.99

00:21:52.000 We are the ones that, I'm fucking banned from Australia. 0.99

00:21:56.000 You know how easy it is to get banned from Twitter? 0.98

00:21:59.000 I'm banned from PayPal.

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00:22:02.000 If you gave me your bar, I couldn't process the credit cards.

00:22:09.000 So yeah, I'm sorry, Dan.

00:22:12.000 You're not a threat.

00:22:14.000 They've banned all the threats.

00:22:16.000 Now they're actually going farther.

00:22:17.000 Biden's talking about this purge.

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00:22:28.000 Well, Elijah Schaefer texted me the other day.

00:22:30.000 Maybe I'm speaking in a term, but he's like, Jesus, I haven't been in an industry like this before where you're constantly having your life threatened and the president wants to kill you.

00:22:41.000 But it's pretty harrowing.

00:22:42.000 How do you survive?

00:22:44.000 And I go, boxing and alcohol.

00:22:46.000 You box in the mornings and you get drunk at night.

00:22:50.000 And the good thing about boxing and alcohol is your training hungover. 0.99

00:22:54.000 So when you're at your worst, you're practicing, fighting, which is, I think, a good time to practice at your lowest point where you're, now you dry heave a lot and everyone at the gym thinks you're a pussy because you're a third of your normal self. 0.95

00:23:08.000 If these guys could ever get me at 10 p.m., maybe they wouldn't call me the quote-unquote mayor of Cupcakeville, which is a moniker I'm not happy about. 0.98

00:23:17.000 Or just WIMP, I think, is the newest one they seem to be using, which hurts.

00:23:21.000 When Larry Barnes is like, see you later, WIMP.

00:23:27.000 My jokes are so much better with Larry than he gets to me. 0.99

00:23:30.000 I once brought children's books to the gym, and he was like, what the fuck are those? 0.98

00:23:36.000 I'm like, oh, I brought you these. 0.98

00:23:37.000 I just thought you might want to choose a story right before I put you to sleep.

00:23:40.000 I don't know which one you want to read first.

00:23:42.000 Sometimes they go Zoom.

00:23:45.000 That's awesome. 0.99

00:23:46.000 Sometimes he fucking laughs his head off and goes, I'm going to tell my grandkids about you. 0.98

00:23:52.000 Okay, now I'm talking about how much black people like me. 1.00

00:23:54.000 That's cringe.

00:23:56.000 I was like Alex Jones.

00:23:58.000 They would bring my father pies.

00:24:00.000 They would line up and bring pies to my father because he lowered taxes in the black community. 1.00

00:24:06.000 Alex is awesome.

00:24:08.000 Yeah, sorry.

00:24:08.000 So back to Johnny Apple CBD.

00:24:10.000 All the magic of weed without the illegal part.

00:24:13.000 Take the gummies to go to bed.

00:24:15.000 This is just my two cents.

00:24:16.000 I don't know how you interpret them, but this is what I've noticed with Johnny Apple CBD.

00:24:20.000 I like the tinctures in my coffee to take the edge off.

00:24:23.000 I like the topicals after a leg day or some brutal workout where you're hurting the next day.

00:24:29.000 It's magical.

00:24:30.000 The hippies are right.

00:24:32.000 The liberals are right.

00:24:33.000 Weed is magical.

00:24:37.000 And the gummies, the tinctures, the topicals.

00:24:41.000 But you also use all the inhaler things that you kids are up to these days with those weird digital dicks you stick in your mouth.

00:24:49.000 And the straight up tincture is my favorite, but I will.

00:24:52.000 Oh, you put the tincture on your tongue, right?

00:24:54.000 You don't put it in your coffee.

00:24:55.000 It's so good.

00:24:56.000 I just put it in the coffee because that's what I think they told me.

00:25:00.000 I never thought to just take it.

00:25:02.000 Well, it still works in the cough, and it's great.

00:25:04.000 Yeah.

00:25:04.000 Anyway, Johnny Apple CBD.

00:25:07.000 Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.

00:25:11.000 They've been with us through since the beginning.

00:25:13.000 If you're going to try CBD, then this is the place to go. 0.97

00:25:17.000 And if you're already using CBD, why the fuck aren't you using these people? 0.98

00:25:20.000 Like my glasses guy. 0.99

00:25:21.000 I meet a glasses guy in the city.

00:25:23.000 He's MAGA. 0.99

00:25:25.000 It's a bitch to commute there, even from the South Bronx. 1.00

00:25:29.000 But he's my glasses guy for life. 0.99

00:25:31.000 Like I'll die with that glasses guy.

00:25:33.000 That's what you do when you find one of us.

00:25:36.000 Promo code Gavin, that's enough of that.

00:25:38.000 Holy shit, it's already almost over the free part of the show.

00:25:44.000 All right, let's do a little bit of news just so the people who are freeloaders can see how we do. 0.99

00:25:51.000 Show the LGBTQ interstitial, and then I want to show you something that is fucking amazing. 0.98

00:26:01.000 We are glorifying mental illness in these times. 1.00

00:26:07.000 We've always had these freaks, but they were always on the outskirts of society.

00:26:11.000 I remember being punk in the late 80s, early 90s, and we'd have these things called anarchist ungatherings, because we're anarchists, so we can't say gathering.

00:26:21.000 Like anything that involved rules had to be unrules.

00:26:25.000 Sort of like vegetarians with like tofurky and un-meat and everything.

00:26:30.000 And there'd be a tranny there. 1.00

00:26:31.000 That was normal.

00:26:32.000 There was this guy, Carl.

00:26:34.000 He wore a slip.

00:26:35.000 You know, like women wear under a dress? 0.99

00:26:37.000 So he'd have a slip and tennis shoes on, and he was a tranny, and he was the weirdo in the group. 1.00

00:26:43.000 And then he would do a workshop, and he'd talk about how children have sexual lives and they're sexual beings, and everyone would beat him up because there's a bunch of single moms there who, you know, were fucking on welfare and they got knocked up and they don't want to hear about kids getting fucked. 0.99

00:26:59.000 And as we watched them chase him down the street and out of the anarchist ungathering, we went, oh, so that's what those freaks are up to. 0.98

00:27:07.000 Now you turn on the news and they're on MSNBC.

00:27:11.000 They've got their own show.

00:27:12.000 They're running for office.

00:27:14.000 Now the freaks have become normalized. 1.00

00:27:20.000 This isn't a stupid feminism one, is it? 1.00

00:27:22.000 Why are you ugly? 1.00

00:27:24.000 I felt ugly. 1.00

00:27:24.000 I felt gay. 1.00

00:27:25.000 And then we fell in love. 0.98

00:27:27.000 And then they eat their poop and we have a very good relationship.

00:27:32.000 You don't want to see a closed up picture of my haters because you hate damage. 1.00

00:27:36.000 You ugly. 0.99

00:27:37.000 Homophobal. 1.00

00:27:40.000 That's fucking awesome. 0.98

00:27:41.000 That's one of the better ones. 1.00

00:27:43.000 That's so not gay. 0.98

00:27:44.000 Okay, so I'm just assuming this person's gay. 0.86

00:27:47.000 I don't know. 0.85

00:27:48.000 But she claims that she wasn't parented enough or she misses her parents or something.

00:27:56.000 She's just ill. 1.00

00:27:57.000 She's mentally ill. 1.00

00:27:57.000 Let's stop psychoanalyzing it. 1.00

00:27:59.000 This is just a crazy person. 0.86

00:28:01.000 And 20 years ago, 30 years ago, you'd see a crazy person and go, oh, that's a crazy person.

00:28:05.000 Now you go, what's happening?

00:28:06.000 What are your pronouns?

00:28:07.000 What should I call you?

00:28:09.000 No. 0.98

00:28:09.000 Don't talk to, as my father would say at the pub when some lunatic would start talking to us about aliens. 0.98

00:28:14.000 Don't engage.

00:28:17.000 But we're engaged.

00:28:19.000 We're engaged to this.

00:28:20.000 So this is how you reparent yourself if your parents aren't around and you need love from your mommy and daddy.

00:28:29.000 I'm here.

00:28:31.000 I'm here.

00:28:32.000 I know you're scared.

00:28:34.000 I know we don't know what to do.

00:28:37.000 That I've got you and I won't leave you.

00:28:40.000 I love you.

00:28:42.000 And I'm so sorry.

00:28:43.000 I'm just scared.

00:28:47.000 But it's okay to feel.

00:28:49.000 It's safe. 0.51

00:28:50.000 Look at her hairy legs. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Is that a green screen?

00:29:13.000 I can feel the emotions.

00:29:15.000 Yeah, you're you.

00:29:18.000 I can feel the emotions when I hold you. 1.00

00:29:23.000 Yeah, you're in the body that you're holding, dumbass. 0.99

00:29:29.000 I'm the one that knows exactly what I need and when I need it. 1.00

00:29:36.000 Big hugs, me.

00:29:37.000 Big hugs.

00:29:39.000 I love myself.

00:29:40.000 I can't live without me.

00:29:43.000 You lost your mother relatively early, Maddie?

00:29:46.000 Both parents.

00:29:48.000 My father passed away when he was 49, 1991.

00:29:51.000 How do you reparent yourself?

00:29:54.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:29:55.000 For fuck's sake, Maddie, get it together. 1.00

00:29:57.000 Fuck off with you. 1.00

00:29:59.000 Our parents come from like three miles from each other. 1.00

00:30:02.000 What?

00:30:02.000 Oh, that's crazy.

00:30:04.000 If I was to reparent myself, I guess I would say, who is this man?

00:30:10.000 He knows nothing.

00:30:11.000 I do not want him on my team.

00:30:15.000 It doesn't say that. 1.00

00:30:16.000 You're a liar. 1.00

00:30:17.000 That's the infamous Jim McGinnis. 1.00

00:30:20.000 It doesn't say that. 1.00

00:30:20.000 You're a liar. 1.00

00:30:21.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes. 1.00

00:30:24.000 Nothing says I love you more than getting told to get fuck off. 1.00

00:30:28.000 You know, it took me like 16 years to go, oh, you're not mad at me. 1.00

00:30:35.000 That's just how you talk.

00:30:37.000 You're just very loud. 1.00

00:30:40.000 Because he'd be like, what the fuck are you? 1.00

00:30:43.000 Get over here, no. 1.00

00:30:45.000 And you'd go, oh, shit, I'm the worst person alive. 1.00

00:30:48.000 I must have really fucked up bad. 1.00

00:30:50.000 But then he'd be like repairing something. 0.98

00:30:53.000 He's not dead.

00:30:53.000 I don't know why I'm talking about like my dad's dead.

00:30:55.000 He doesn't repair things anymore. 1.00

00:30:57.000 But he'd be like, oh, you fucking stupid. 1.00

00:30:59.000 For fuck's sake. 1.00

00:31:00.000 And then he was hurter on nobody more than himself. 1.00

00:31:05.000 And he'd be driving, oh, you fucking idiot, James. 1.00

00:31:08.000 For fuck's sake, Jimmy. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Get it and get him, you stupid. 1.00

00:31:12.000 You fucking idiot. 1.00

00:31:13.000 Like if we were low on gas and he thought he's about to run on gas, he'd be punching the steering wheel going, you fucking idiot, James. 1.00

00:31:20.000 Like that guy with the hands who's mad at his hands for playing guitar. 1.00

00:31:26.000 It's these.

00:31:26.000 You see this wrist?

00:31:27.000 These fucking bastards. 1.00

00:31:30.000 Looks a lot like you, that guy. 1.00

00:31:32.000 Oh, he could be my grandfather.

00:31:37.000 No, he could be your twin brother.

00:31:39.000 I think so.

00:31:41.000 We both have tempers. 1.00

00:31:44.000 Off a fucking train. 1.00

00:31:57.000 Off the fucking trick. 1.00

00:31:57.000 Shame me a fucking echo. 1.00

00:32:02.000 So you live with someone like that and they talk to you screaming and yelling and you go, that guy's mad. 0.99

00:32:08.000 But once you see them lose their temper, and that's why I think it's important with my kids, because I have a bad temper too and I yell at them all the time.

00:32:14.000 But when they see me yell at like a pen and a Twizzler and the fridge, they realize, oh, you're just bombastic.

00:32:26.000 You put it right when he wrecked his guitar.

00:32:29.000 I've beaten a motorcycle With a shovel.

00:32:31.000 You beat a motorcycle with a shovel?

00:32:33.000 I've dropped my motorcycle in the middle of an intersection and just walked away.

00:32:38.000 Wow. 1.00

00:32:38.000 I've done some fuck you. 1.00

00:32:40.000 Stop cooperating. 1.00

00:32:42.000 Motherfuckers. 1.00

00:32:43.000 You're going to suffer now, bitch. 1.00

00:32:45.000 And then I go get my bike into the middle of the intersection. 1.00

00:32:50.000 Like the bike is going, okay, okay, I'm sorry.

00:32:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:54.000 When we would go tree planting, if a twig whipped me or something and cut my skin, I would take the twig and then I would show all the other twigs who just cut me and the blood would be on it. 0.99

00:33:05.000 And then I would destroy the twig in front of the other twigs as they all sat going, oh shit. 0.99

00:33:12.000 Get the word out. 1.00

00:33:14.000 Don't cut him.

00:33:18.000 All right, that's it.

00:33:19.000 We only did one news item for the freebies. 0.94

00:33:24.000 We've got tons of other fun shit to talk about. 0.54

00:33:27.000 We might call my friend in South Africa, who I've noticed, by the way, everyone I know in South Africa, usually like when there's shit going down, like in Portland, for example, you call and they go, oh yeah, well, it's just this one area where Antifa are. 0.98

00:33:41.000 Yeah, it sucks though, but it's not that bad. 0.74

00:33:44.000 And, you know, depending who you talk to, you get different perspectives. 0.96

00:33:47.000 Not in South Africa. 0.99

00:33:49.000 Go ahead, fucking just call a random number down there. 1.00

00:33:53.000 And people are going, what gives these people the rat to fucking destroy this country? 1.00

00:34:00.000 That's a terrible South African accent. 1.00

00:34:03.000 But yeah, they are fuck. 1.00

00:34:05.000 Every single person you talk to goes, no, this is different. 1.00

00:34:08.000 This country is ending. 0.99

00:34:10.000 And we're headed there if we let this critical race theory shit go. 0.99

00:34:13.000 Oh, it's definitely writing on the wall. 0.99

00:34:18.000 Well, I saw some tweet.

00:34:23.000 Yeah, go to 2.5 where they say what's really going on here is post-apartheid inequity.

00:34:32.000 And you go, whites have been second-class citizens in that country for a quarter century.

00:34:38.000 There's concentration camps for white people.

00:34:41.000 They are literally second-class citizens. 0.92

00:34:45.000 So I'm afraid you can't blame them for anything. 1.00

00:34:47.000 They're fucking starving to death. 0.98

00:34:50.000 Tremol is linked to surging poverty during lockdowns and post-apartheid inequalities. 0.99

00:34:55.000 55% of people live in poverty.

00:34:57.000 White people own... 0.98

00:34:58.000 That's not true anymore.

00:35:00.000 White people own most businesses. 0.92

00:35:02.000 That's just false. 1.00

00:35:04.000 White people are fucking broke. 1.00

00:35:06.000 They're unemployable. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Anyway, we're going to get into that, but you're cheap, so you're not allowed to indulge. 0.66

00:35:15.000 In the interim, I would like everyone to actually let me elaborate here. 0.98

00:35:22.000 When I say the first part of this goodbye, I don't just mean go up to your boss and kick him in the nuts.

00:35:28.000 I mean if not being yourself is eating you up alive and you're petrified of losing your job, so you become someone else.

00:35:36.000 That's no way to live.

00:35:37.000 Don't be scared of losing your job.

00:35:40.000 You'll get a better job.

00:35:42.000 You'll move on.

00:35:43.000 Not being you is evil.

00:35:45.000 Constantly apologizing for yourself is evil. 0.99

00:35:48.000 The fucking ADT guy, Craig, who came by here, who said, I'm Indian, and I said, how much? 0.99

00:35:54.000 And he goes, 4%. 0.99

00:35:55.000 I wish it was more. 0.99

00:35:57.000 That's pathetic. 1.00

00:35:59.000 Whatever race you are, whatever your ethnicity, to apologize for yourself is fucking pathetic. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Stop it. 1.00

00:36:06.000 By the way, have you noticed that people don't really fuck with anti-maskers? 0.99

00:36:11.000 Like, at the beginning, we saw a few Karens, but for the most part, I've noticed as a non-masked guy, no one really fucks with me. 0.98

00:36:18.000 Everyone else has a mask. 0.99

00:36:20.000 One time, a retard kind of fucked with me at a grocery store, but that's about it. 1.00

00:36:24.000 And that says a lot. 1.00

00:36:26.000 And I think it's because non-maskers wreck shit. 1.00

00:36:30.000 Like, we scream and act like black people and Jews and Muslims and Asians. 1.00

00:36:34.000 The only reason those other groups don't get attacked is because they fight back and freak the fuck out when you mess with them. 1.00

00:36:40.000 So anti-maskers, Jews, Asians, Muslims, blacks, every group is left alone because they say fuck off. 1.00

00:36:49.000 White people should try it. 1.00

00:36:51.000 White people should say, no, we're not doing that because it's not working out for them otherwise. 0.96

00:36:55.000 So anyway, if it preserves your job to hate yourself and apologize, don't do it.

00:37:00.000 Lose your job.

00:37:02.000 Just like that woman, that lawyer who worked for the free legal affairs thing in New York, she said that she didn't want to attend an anti-white seminar.

00:37:12.000 And her employer said, we're ashamed she works here. 1.00

00:37:15.000 And it's a nonprofit here in New York.

00:37:18.000 She was right to get fired. 0.87

00:37:19.000 She's suing them now, by the way. 0.75

00:37:21.000 So that's what I mean when I say the first part of this.

00:37:23.000 And here's the rest.

00:37:24.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:38:05.000 Most of my old friends, I can only stand for the weekend.

00:38:11.000 But that doesn't apply here.

00:38:16.000 Doesn't apply.

00:38:17.000 Why'd you play the wrong song, Ryan?

00:38:21.000 Um, I made a mustik.

00:38:25.000 Um maybe I can call this South Africa guy.

00:38:30.000 They always have such weird names like Will Helm and stuff.

00:38:34.000 Remember him?

00:38:37.000 He called me recently.

00:38:39.000 Um but it's weird calling people on telegram.

00:38:44.000 You know?

00:39:16.000 Well, I guess that's who she is.

00:39:18.000 Yeah.

00:39:19.000 Here we go. 1.00

00:39:22.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:39:23.000 This is like what people subscribe to. 1.00

00:39:26.000 Anyway, that country's fucked. 1.00

00:39:29.000 I don't see how it could recover. 1.00

00:39:33.000 What are they going to do?

00:39:34.000 Settle things?

00:39:37.000 I mean...

00:39:38.000 Who's taking the place of Zuma? 0.98

00:39:41.000 I don't fucking know. 0.99

00:39:43.000 He's got a 15-month prison sentence. 0.98

00:39:46.000 He's going to be out soon.

00:39:50.000 I mean, in Zimbabwe, they invited all the white farmers back because they wanted food.

00:39:56.000 Right.

00:39:57.000 I don't see that happening in South Africa.

00:39:59.000 Well, I was watching a news story today, and they were saying that, like, the people who are in the cities, like the bigger cities, like where all the looting and everything is, and even the cops are looting.

00:40:10.000 Like, they're running out of food because all the stores have been looted and destroyed.

00:40:16.000 So people don't have water, milk, food, nothing.

00:40:21.000 And then now they've gone into the rural areas and they're starting to set the fields on fire.

00:40:27.000 Well, yeah, it's not just the stores that are of food.

00:40:29.000 The farms have stopped making the food.

00:40:32.000 South Africa was the breadbasket of Africa.

00:40:34.000 They're setting the fields on fire now.

00:40:38.000 Kind of like Saddam Hussein when he lit all the oil fields on fire. 0.86

00:40:41.000 It's like, what are you doing?

00:40:43.000 Yeah, and the difference is Saddam Hussein was going, all right, I'm out of here. 1.00

00:40:46.000 Well, then fuck it. 1.00

00:40:47.000 I'm going to make it burn. 1.00

00:40:48.000 But the blacks in South Africa are still there. 1.00

00:40:51.000 They're burning their own homes. 0.99

00:40:53.000 It's like with any riot, like when South Central with Rodney King and all that.

00:40:57.000 You burned your own neighborhood down.

00:40:59.000 Now what do you guys do?

00:41:01.000 When all the fires are out and everyone stops looting and rioting, you still live there.

00:41:08.000 It's a total inability to delay gratification.

00:41:10.000 They're just like, I want this right now.

00:41:15.000 It's all over.

00:41:16.000 Unfortunately, reparations.

00:41:18.000 They want to be paid from when it was.

00:41:21.000 Okay, when are you paid?

00:41:22.000 Like, when?

00:41:23.000 Who gets paid for what?

00:41:24.000 What was it?

00:41:25.000 Owen Benjamin said he said, I think we already paid reparations in stolen bikes.

00:41:31.000 We're good.

00:41:34.000 All right, let's continue with this LGBT stuff. 1.00

00:41:36.000 I've never heard.

00:41:37.000 I just discovered this woman that apparently is ancient news, Tatiana McGrath. 1.00

00:41:43.000 And it's some dude being a stuck-up bitch. 1.00

00:41:46.000 This is 1-3. 1.00

00:41:49.000 She's really good. 1.00

00:41:51.000 Holy shit, 640,000 followers. 0.99

00:41:54.000 And she's just offended by everything. 0.99

00:41:57.000 A lot of people think it's real.

00:41:59.000 What's a recent tweet here?

00:42:00.000 Tatiana McGrath.

00:42:02.000 What's her name?

00:42:04.000 No, Titania.

00:42:06.000 Titania.

00:42:09.000 Oh, so this is July 13th. 1.00

00:42:11.000 As a proud feminist, it is depressing to see that more and more women are becoming violent sexual predators. 1.00

00:42:18.000 And then quite frankly, these women are no better than men. 0.99

00:42:21.000 And look at the guy who identifies as a woman.

00:42:25.000 Woman charged after allegedly assaulting boy six in Toronto Park. 1.00

00:42:29.000 Look at this fucking dude. 1.00

00:42:31.000 You just say you're a woman. 1.00

00:42:33.000 I think that means I want to go to a holding cell with women in it so I can molest them too. 1.00

00:42:39.000 He's not even trying. 0.74

00:42:40.000 That's the woman who assaulted the child? 1.00

00:42:43.000 Yes.

00:42:44.000 Oh.

00:42:46.000 I want to be a little bit. 0.99

00:42:48.000 Put some lipstick on, for fuck's sakes. 0.99

00:42:51.000 You want to know what's funny? 0.99

00:42:52.000 Like, you know, the episode, a couple episodes ago, you had the guy who was a girl who was having the baby.

00:43:00.000 Yes.

00:43:01.000 And this is where it's going to get tricky because she was the biological female who mothered the child. 0.96

00:43:09.000 They wouldn't put on the birth certificate of the child the reverse genders. 1.00

00:43:16.000 Like the father was the mother and the mother was the father. 0.87

00:43:21.000 Right.

00:43:22.000 When people go to jail, like they're not going to put them, a male, in female prison. 1.00

00:43:29.000 They're not going to...

00:43:30.000 You could cry and kick and scream and shout and do whatever you want to do.

00:43:35.000 When it comes down to it, you're male or female. 0.65

00:43:38.000 But hasn't that happened?

00:43:39.000 Haven't there been men who identify as women in female prisons?

00:43:44.000 Well, I know in New York State and in the federal system, depending how far along you are in your transition, the state and the federal government will continue to have to pay to have your transition done legally.

00:44:00.000 So you can have a man in a woman's prison. 1.00

00:44:02.000 Well, unless they're... 1.00

00:44:04.000 What if they have tits and a dick? 1.00

00:44:06.000 You go to a male prison. 1.00

00:44:08.000 There's plenty of people in prison with long hair that look like women with tits and have a dick. 1.00

00:44:14.000 You know what's funny? 1.00

00:44:14.000 When you say that, I just, my brain goes... 1.00

00:44:17.000 They're poor assholes. 1.00

00:44:18.000 They must be shredded. 1.00

00:44:20.000 They must look like this.

00:44:22.000 Oh.

00:44:26.000 No, I don't.

00:44:28.000 I mean, rape does go on, but there's so many people giving it away that it's not really for.

00:44:34.000 I mean, you have what we call booty bandits. 1.00

00:44:37.000 Could you be friends with a booty bandit?

00:44:39.000 I wouldn't be friends with a booty bandit. 1.00

00:44:42.000 In federal teaching, I taught like ceramic, the ceramics class and leather class, and there was quite a few he-she's that would come to the class. 0.99

00:44:52.000 Why?

00:44:53.000 Because it's like artsy?

00:44:54.000 Well, you have to, quote-unquote, program.

00:44:57.000 So it counts as completing a program.

00:45:00.000 You always have to either go to school program or do something constructive with your time.

00:45:05.000 You have to.

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 Because I was talking to a guy.

00:45:08.000 You have to, but when you go up for your, like, in, you go to see your counselor like every six months.

00:45:15.000 And then when you get to, like, I think less than a year, it's every three months.

00:45:19.000 You have to, you're supposed to have had a certain amount of like awards for programming.

00:45:26.000 Yeah, it's like Boy Scout badges. 1.00

00:45:28.000 Yeah, same shit. 0.99

00:45:29.000 It means, I mean, anyone who took the course got the certificate. 1.00

00:45:34.000 Like, I'm not going to fail anybody.

00:45:36.000 Are you kidding me?

00:45:37.000 You know, for what?

00:45:39.000 I'm there for the same.

00:45:40.000 I'm a prisoner, too.

00:45:41.000 I'm not.

00:45:42.000 I'm not.

00:45:43.000 Yeah.

00:45:43.000 You're taking the class?

00:45:44.000 All right, we're done.

00:45:45.000 I was talking to a guy the other day who went to jail for no-shows.

00:45:48.000 He was a mobster.

00:45:50.000 No-show jobs. 0.68

00:45:51.000 Yeah.

00:45:52.000 And they go, we need you.

00:45:53.000 You know, you can sign up.

00:45:54.000 You can work at the cafeteria or something.

00:45:56.000 He goes, I didn't work out there. 0.99

00:45:57.000 Why the fuck would I work in here? 0.99

00:45:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:00.000 Well, if you refuse to work, you get the shot.

00:46:05.000 You get refusing a direct order, insolence, you get all sorts of shots.

00:46:09.000 You're going to be in the shoe for.

00:46:12.000 But then there are no-show jobs, like in the federal system.

00:46:19.000 Like people have, like, what they have a job called PM Compound.

00:46:22.000 Like, you're supposed to go out there with what they call a Cadillac, which is like one of those dust pans on a stick, a little broom.

00:46:29.000 But people never go.

00:46:30.000 Like, there's certain people that they just sign off and they get paid, I think, 98 cents a month.

00:46:36.000 So, you know, they go down.

00:46:38.000 So it's way less than you think it is.

00:46:39.000 They go down, they go down to wherever their boss is and they say, okay, I'm here.

00:46:44.000 And they just check them off that they came to work and they go back to the unit and they get paid 98 cents.

00:46:49.000 Now, people are watching this going, well, what did this guy do?

00:46:52.000 How many times have you been to prison?

00:46:56.000 I've been to state prison once.

00:46:57.000 I was in federal prison for the shape charge on three different times.

00:47:01.000 I did my time, and then I did two parole violations.

00:47:06.000 And then I've got like four years in a county jail.

00:47:10.000 So that sounds like five.

00:47:11.000 Yeah, like five different times.

00:47:12.000 Five different times.

00:47:13.000 And they were guns.

00:47:15.000 Guns, knives, and drugs.

00:47:17.000 That was too much of indie.

00:47:19.000 I have one felon in possession of a firearm was a federal charge.

00:47:25.000 I have criminal possession of methamphetamine means with intent to distribute.

00:47:30.000 But that almost got way worse because you had guns in the house, right?

00:47:33.000 Yep.

00:47:34.000 And I got state time for that.

00:47:38.000 Why didn't you get in trouble for the guns?

00:47:40.000 They charged me because my federal crime was in 2004, my conviction.

00:47:46.000 So over 10 years, the state only goes back 10 years on your criminal history in New York State.

00:47:55.000 So my federal conviction was 14 and a half, 15 years old.

00:47:59.000 So it was like when I got my drug charge, it was as a first-time nonviolent offense.

00:48:05.000 Oh, handy.

00:48:07.000 So how many years have you spent in prison, total, total?

00:48:11.000 I did 43 months in federal prison, a year at state prison, and four years in county jails.

00:48:19.000 So four years and seven and a half, eight and a half years.

00:48:28.000 And the longest tent was four and a half years?

00:48:31.000 Plus parole and so the longest tent was four and a half years?

00:48:37.000 43 months.

00:48:39.000 Is that four and a half years?

00:48:40.000 No, it's just below four years.

00:48:42.000 Three and a half years.

00:48:43.000 Oh, so that's what Max and John are.

00:48:44.000 Well, Max and John are.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, about the same time. 0.96

00:48:47.000 And that sucks, I assume. 0.97

00:48:50.000 It is what it is. 0.97

00:48:51.000 You know, what are you going to do?

00:48:53.000 Then you do, you know, violations here, 10 months, 6 months.

00:48:56.000 Is there a number, like, as far as I'm concerned with drives, four hours, no problem. 1.00

00:49:01.000 Five hours, I start losing my fucking mind. 0.99

00:49:03.000 Six hour drive, I think this fucking blows. 1.00

00:49:07.000 I'm in a bad mood. 0.99

00:49:08.000 Is there a year thing? 0.97

00:49:10.000 Like, if four years is okay, five years sucks. 0.89

00:49:14.000 Six and up is like, I'm going to kill myself.

00:49:17.000 I mean, unless you're doing like real big number, like 25 to life and stuff like that.

00:49:22.000 As long as you have a number, you have, there's, you know, it's better than a letter.

00:49:28.000 That's what they say.

00:49:29.000 Yeah.

00:49:29.000 I'd rather have a number than a letter.

00:49:31.000 Well, Mercedes doesn't have a number. 1.00

00:49:33.000 No, she's pre-trial.

00:49:35.000 And pre-trial could be five years.

00:49:37.000 Yeah, however long it takes to do her case.

00:49:40.000 Like Rikers Island is a county jail for New York City.

00:49:44.000 Yeah, remember that case?

00:49:45.000 There was that black kid who was there for five years?

00:49:47.000 In any county jail. 0.88

00:49:48.000 He killed himself.

00:49:49.000 Sentenced inmates who, like, anything from, like, a felony, I mean, a misdemeanor down, which has a maximum of 12 months incarceration, is a year or under.

00:50:00.000 You could do in a county jail.

00:50:02.000 So if you go to, say you get into a fight and they charge you with assault in the third degree or whatever, and you get one year in a county jail.

00:50:12.000 You do about eight months on that, which is a cool bullet.

00:50:15.000 I'm doing a bullet.

00:50:16.000 It's eight months because you do, in county jails, you still do two-thirds.

00:50:19.000 I can do eight months.

00:50:20.000 244 days.

00:50:22.000 So you're doing a bullet.

00:50:24.000 But some people who don't want to go upstate, they do plea bargains or whatever their charges are, and they get back-to-back bullets.

00:50:32.000 And that is torture beyond belief because now you're doing 16 months at a county jail, and a county jail sucks because there's no movement.

00:50:40.000 People are stressed out.

00:50:42.000 Attitudes are flying because these people are all pre-trial.

00:50:46.000 They don't know what their cases are, how much time they're doing.

00:50:49.000 And you're already a sentenced inmate. 0.99

00:50:51.000 So like, what are you fucking... 0.99

00:50:53.000 So you prefer, you'd rather just go right to prison. 0.99

00:50:55.000 Yeah, that's usually you could tell who's been to prison and who's never been to prison.

00:51:00.000 Because people have been to prison and they're back in a county jail on a new charge or a new case, and they're going, they want to go back upstate as fast as possible because there's so much more movement, there's so much more activity, there's so much more to do with your time instead of sitting in like one unit in a county jail,

00:51:18.000 like staring at the same fucking four walls with the same 42 inmates in your tier. 0.92

00:51:24.000 You know, there's no movement. 0.99

00:51:25.000 You don't go anywhere.

00:51:27.000 You know what I would do? 1.00

00:51:28.000 If I was sentenced to any kind of prison or jail, I would find the biggest fucking guy there. 0.99

00:51:33.000 I'd walk up to him in the like main canteen area or whatever. 0.99

00:51:36.000 I'd grab him by the neck and I'd pick him up.

00:51:38.000 No, that's the thing. 0.99

00:51:39.000 As he was dangling, I'd go, anyone who fucks with me is going to be dangling like this. 1.00

00:51:49.000 So I hope to see what the fuck happens to motherfuckers who piss me off. 1.00

00:51:54.000 And then I would slam him down. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Well, that's probably the biggest myth ever, considering jail or prison.

00:52:00.000 That's not a wise choice to ever do anywhere.

00:52:04.000 It doesn't.

00:52:05.000 Not for a prison.

00:52:06.000 No, nobody does that unless you're built like that.

00:52:10.000 And not too many people are built like that.

00:52:12.000 You go there, you observe.

00:52:16.000 I don't know if that overhand right would do the job.

00:52:23.000 Yeah.

00:52:24.000 That'd be a tough one.

00:52:25.000 Now, I liked your advice when we first met, I think, where you just said, you just nip everything in the bud.

00:52:31.000 Yeah.

00:52:32.000 Like, what are you looking at?

00:52:33.000 You like my commissary?

00:52:34.000 You want my ramen noodles?

00:52:35.000 Is that what you're looking at?

00:52:36.000 You don't have your own ramen noodles?

00:52:38.000 You have to do that because if you show, they want a victim.

00:52:41.000 They don't want somebody who's going to confront them and want to fight them.

00:52:45.000 Are you in the city much these days?

00:52:47.000 Like Manhattan?

00:52:48.000 I've been down like a few times since COVID, but nothing crazy.

00:52:51.000 I've noticed a new walk that I've just developed.

00:52:55.000 I think everyone has.

00:52:56.000 Where you just sort of, you maintain air in your chest.

00:53:00.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 And you sort of have this like no headphones.

00:53:04.000 What's up?

00:53:04.000 Everything okay?

00:53:05.000 That's the worst.

00:53:06.000 And then at the subway, you're always sort of going up against one of the pillars.

00:53:11.000 Yeah, so nobody comes from behind you.

00:53:13.000 It's situational awareness.

00:53:15.000 Be aware of what's going on in your immediate vicinity.

00:53:18.000 Headphones walk away.

00:53:18.000 I let people, when people have headphones in and they're looking down at their phone, they walk in the polls and parking meters.

00:53:24.000 And how do you know who's running up behind you or who's like if you don't have your headphones on, you hear the footsteps coming up behind you?

00:53:32.000 You can turn around and see what the hell's going on.

00:53:34.000 Dude, 2000, I'm going to go with like two because Juliani didn't magically turn New York safe.

00:53:42.000 It took a long time of throwing away people like Julian.

00:53:47.000 He Disney fied everything.

00:53:49.000 And then I would say like 2003, you could walk around nude with dollar bills glued to yourself in Times Square. 0.99

00:53:58.000 It felt like fucking Switzerland for a while there. 0.99

00:54:02.000 Another shooting in Times Square yesterday. 0.99

00:54:05.000 You're kidding.

00:54:05.000 No.

00:54:06.000 Not the tourist guy, not the Marine.

00:54:09.000 It was a gunfight.

00:54:09.000 They said it was somebody in a BMW, a four-door BMW, and somebody on a dirt bike got into a beef and shots were fired in the middle.

00:54:19.000 41st and 7th.

00:54:21.000 Well, I read recently some cops saying that in this neighborhood, kids are carrying guns. 0.98

00:54:31.000 Innocent kids, like normal guys, like you and me, are carrying handguns because they'd rather, especially with this no-bail shit, they'd rather get a gun charged than get popped. 0.99

00:54:42.000 They'd rather get caught than shot. 0.99

00:54:44.000 Yeah.

00:54:44.000 So they're like, fine, arrest me.

00:54:46.000 I'll take my chances with the courts because I don't want to get my fucking head blown off when I'm at a bodega. 0.99

00:54:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:52.000 That's the Wild West.

00:54:54.000 New York is back to Wild West days.

00:54:56.000 Back, yeah.

00:54:57.000 Like when I was a kid growing up, you know, in the late 70s, early 80s, my father worked in the Bronx. 1.00

00:55:03.000 He was a fucking shithole. 1.00

00:55:05.000 What was his job? 1.00

00:55:06.000 He worked for the phone company.

00:55:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:55:08.000 He worked on Zariga Avenue in the Bronx. 1.00

00:55:12.000 Fucking crazy. 1.00

00:55:14.000 Yep. 1.00

00:55:15.000 I'm reluctant to take on a new subject.

00:55:17.000 Oh, let's just finish this Titania McGrath because Jordan Peterson had the guy on who does the character.

00:55:25.000 Jordan B. Peterson?

00:55:27.000 Jordan B. Not Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:55:30.000 Oh.

00:55:31.000 Who says, you're not a man unless you picked cotton. 1.00

00:55:36.000 Wow.

00:55:36.000 Yeah.

00:55:37.000 Does taking me out of the aspirin bottle count?

00:55:45.000 Thank God this is gone.

00:55:46.000 But you're a satirist and a comedian, as well.

00:55:50.000 You can't see how unfunny I am in real life.

00:55:52.000 Isn't that awful?

00:55:53.000 You know, when I'm doing stand-up, if I've got a script, I can be funny, but I can't be funny spontaneously.

00:55:57.000 People are very disappointed about that.

00:55:59.000 I'm sorry.

00:56:00.000 I'm curious about your motivations.

00:56:02.000 Let's talk about Titanium.

00:56:03.000 Hold on a second.

00:56:05.000 Isn't it funny how some of these guys like Stefan Molyneux and Jordan Peterson, both Canadian, are just so painfully humorless?

00:56:13.000 Like, you're a satirist. 0.99

00:56:16.000 Can you just fucking relax? 1.00

00:56:18.000 He does a funny Twitter handle where he pretends to be an uptight cunt. 1.00

00:56:23.000 That's it. 0.99

00:56:23.000 It's just amusing. 0.99

00:56:25.000 Why does everything have to be so fucking space? 0.98

00:56:29.000 Oh, you do these things called jokes. 0.98

00:56:33.000 Is that correct?

00:56:34.000 What kind of psychological proclivities led you to this note?

00:56:39.000 Rats and other mammals don't have humor.

00:56:43.000 He sounds like a robot.

00:56:44.000 You know, on those space shows where they go, I can't understand love and humor.

00:56:49.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:56:50.000 First for everyone.

00:56:52.000 Tanya McGrath originated as a Twitter character in around April 2018.

00:56:57.000 And the idea of the character is that she is a very privileged, poe-faced, young white intersectional activist who is determined to be offended by absolutely anything.

00:57:06.000 She can problematize absolutely anything. 0.99

00:57:08.000 You know, you could give her a pair of shoes or a hat or a holiday in Margate. 0.75

00:57:12.000 And she would find a way to say that it is irredeemably transphobic and white supremacist or something like that.

00:57:17.000 She can do those things that the activists always do. 1.00

00:57:19.000 So nothing is ever good enough for her.

00:57:20.000 She's also immensely privileged.

00:57:22.000 She comes from an independently wealthy background.

00:57:24.000 She lives in, you know, one of those gated communities, which is 99% white.

00:57:29.000 She has a deep mistrust of the working class.

00:57:31.000 But she thinks that she is virtuous and noble and good.

00:57:33.000 And she goes on Twitter and goes on the attack all the time, trying to isolate things, trying to save the world through intersectional theory. 0.54

00:57:40.000 And it's a very recognizable type of act.

00:57:42.000 Even if you know nothing about intersectionality or anything of the stuff that came out of the School of Thought of Kimberly Crenshaw or any of those academics, even if you know nothing about that, you will recognize this type of figure because this figure is ubiquitous on Twitter, on social media.

00:57:54.000 They always have their pronouns in their bio.

00:57:56.000 They always use the same terminology such as hegemony or discourse or problematic.

00:58:01.000 She knows the right jargon to use.

00:58:03.000 Lived experience, cultural appropriation, mansplaining, toxic masculinity.

00:58:06.000 And all of these things tend to be slogans in substitutive thought. 0.99

00:58:12.000 You know, women, when they don't have kids as they get older, they become so fucking annoying. 1.00

00:58:19.000 And nowhere is this more prevalent than with rich women. 1.00

00:58:22.000 Because they've got the au pairs and the nannies and the maids doing all the things they would normally do. 0.83

00:58:28.000 So they derive no joy.

00:58:29.000 Remember, like, my parents are not good-grandparents, but like that generation before them, they'd make like a doll. 0.93

00:58:38.000 Like your grandfather would make a dollhouse for your kid that was this big and it had a little sink and everything.

00:58:44.000 And the grandmother was making cookies and all this stuff.

00:58:47.000 They don't do that anymore. 1.00

00:58:48.000 What was that story you told Ryan about the fucking horrible cunt at the cell phone store? 1.00

00:58:55.000 She was teenable on it. 1.00

00:58:56.000 Let's see you.

00:58:57.000 See you?

00:59:00.000 So, yeah, we're waiting there, and she walks in and she's. 0.99

00:59:04.000 So what are you waiting for?

00:59:05.000 Something legitimate.

00:59:06.000 You need a new phone or something.

00:59:07.000 Yeah, we're trying to get Wi-Fi for the new spot.

00:59:10.000 Okay.

00:59:11.000 And so she comes in and she greets the dog.

00:59:13.000 Hello, how you doing?

00:59:14.000 And that's expected.

00:59:15.000 But then she says this.

00:59:17.000 She says, oh, yeah, dogs are better than people anyway.

00:59:20.000 Oh, because she's looking at your dog. 1.00

00:59:21.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.000 Well, not ours, but yeah.

00:59:24.000 Your dog sitting.

00:59:25.000 Yeah, dog sitting.

00:59:26.000 My dog.

00:59:27.000 It's your dog.

00:59:29.000 How much are we just dribbling information?

00:59:31.000 I'm watching your dog.

00:59:32.000 Yeah.

00:59:33.000 So, yeah.

00:59:34.000 And then she puts her son on speakerphone and she's like, hi, okay, I'm at Verizon right now.

00:59:41.000 Mom, they're not going to have it.

00:59:42.000 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:59:44.000 So she's at Verizon.

00:59:46.000 The guy who works at Verizon is on the phone.

00:59:49.000 Yes.

00:59:49.000 Taking a call.

00:59:50.000 So he doesn't come into play yet.

00:59:51.000 He's been on the phone. 1.00

00:59:52.000 So normal people see the sales guy on a phone call and they go, ah, fuck. 1.00

00:59:56.000 All right. 1.00

00:59:56.000 I guess I'll wait till he's done there. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Yeah.

00:59:59.000 I hope he's done soon.

01:00:01.000 They don't get involved.

01:00:03.000 No, and she's, she does not, whatever she wants to interact with or talk to, that's what she's talking to.

01:00:09.000 Like, he's on the phone and then fast forward past the whole thing with her son on speakerphone, which is obnoxious.

01:00:15.000 Like 62.

01:00:17.000 But why is your son?

01:00:18.000 You're wearing Lululemons, the little athletic.

01:00:20.000 Dude, she's not 62. 1.00

01:00:22.000 She looked like fucking old as shit. 1.00

01:00:24.000 But why would she be getting a fully grown for her son? 1.00

01:00:27.000 He's fully grown.

01:00:27.000 He was like, let's give it like the oldest I could make the son is 23.

01:00:32.000 Yeah, he's in his 20s.

01:00:34.000 So the oldest I could give her is maybe she had him at 30.

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:37.000 Because like they did, it's pretty recent having young, having kids when you're old.

01:00:41.000 So she's 53. 1.00

01:00:43.000 Dude, she looks like absolute shit. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Okay. 1.00

01:00:46.000 But yeah, she was. 1.00

01:00:47.000 That happens when you're a cunt. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:49.000 So she has no joy in life, and she was doing this little favor what she thought.

01:00:52.000 She's like, I'm going to pick up your phone.

01:00:53.000 And then she puts him on speakerphone for what reason?

01:00:57.000 I mean, you could just do this.

01:00:58.000 And then the son, like, starts not cursing her out on the phone, but just giving hate to her.

01:01:02.000 He's like, mom, it's not going to be there till tomorrow.

01:01:05.000 Why are you there?

01:01:06.000 And it's almost about to close, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:08.000 He's like, okay, well, I'm doing you a favor. 1.00

01:01:09.000 He's like, no, mom, that's fucking stupid. 1.00

01:01:11.000 And then she takes him off speakerphone. 1.00

01:01:12.000 And she's like, no, a lot of things are stupid, but I don't think this is stupid. 0.99

01:01:15.000 I'm doing you a favor. 0.99

01:01:16.000 And then she goes up to this poor guy who's on the phone with his boss.

01:01:19.000 He's been trying to figure out this computer thing.

01:01:21.000 We've been sitting there just patiently, not talking to the guy because he's on the phone.

01:01:24.000 And she's like, Paul, right?

01:01:26.000 Is your name Paul?

01:01:27.000 Are you going to be here tomorrow?

01:01:28.000 He's like, hold on one second.

01:01:29.000 Yeah, I won't be here tomorrow, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:32.000 She's like, okay.

01:01:33.000 And then, so that's an interruption that lasts longer than what I just did.

01:01:36.000 And then on her way out, she turns around.

01:01:37.000 She's like, by the way, Paul, he's still on the phone.

01:01:39.000 She's like, I just want that you should get a break soon because you're working very hard.

01:01:43.000 All right, Paul.

01:01:45.000 Because they people, she's like talking on the phone.

01:01:47.000 Now I'm mad at you.

01:01:48.000 Why?

01:01:49.000 Should I have said something?

01:01:50.000 Yes.

01:01:51.000 You got to bring out your inner Larry David.

01:01:53.000 That's on the phone.

01:01:54.000 He's on the phone.

01:01:57.000 And you're phone calling. 1.00

01:01:57.000 You don't call her a pitch or a cunt or anything. 1.00

01:02:01.000 Or you could even be even subtler than that and go, I thought he was on the phone. 0.99

01:02:05.000 Is he not on the phone?

01:02:06.000 Oh, I haven't been talking to him this whole time because I thought he was on the phone.

01:02:09.000 I guess he's...

01:02:12.000 Couldn't you say something?

01:02:13.000 Isn't he?

01:02:13.000 Or you could have been like, isn't he on the phone right now?

01:02:18.000 That is very Larry David.

01:02:20.000 You know, I've been watching too much Sopranos, so if I did channel anything that's inspired, that wouldn't have been very good. 0.99

01:02:25.000 You're on the fucking phone. 1.00

01:02:26.000 What the fuck's the matter with you? 1.00

01:02:28.000 Your fucking eyes? 1.00

01:02:29.000 It's like when I confronted those Krusties who let their dog shit in Washington Square. 1.00

01:02:34.000 No, in Tompkins Square Park. 0.99

01:02:36.000 And I said, because I had just seen the episode where we went up to that couple, and the guy had a hat on in the restaurant. 1.00

01:02:42.000 He's like, take off your fucking hat. 1.00

01:02:44.000 Yes. 1.00

01:02:45.000 Why?

01:02:46.000 What are you going to do? 1.00

01:02:46.000 And he goes, take off your fucking hat. 1.00

01:02:49.000 And the guy goes, oh, shit. 1.00

01:02:50.000 So then I thought, I'm going to do that. 1.00

01:02:52.000 And then they didn't pick up the shit. 1.00

01:02:54.000 I go, go pick up your fucking dog shit right now. 1.00

01:02:57.000 And they go, this is in my book. 1.00

01:02:59.000 And they go, no. 1.00

01:03:01.000 And I go, look at you with your fucking facial tattoos. 1.00

01:03:04.000 We all know you got fucked by your dad. 1.00

01:03:06.000 That's why you got facial tattoos. 1.00

01:03:08.000 Go pick up the shit right now. 1.00

01:03:12.000 And they go, what are you going to do? 1.00

01:03:14.000 I go, I'm going to fucking stab you. 1.00

01:03:16.000 And then I reach in my pocket where I have no knife. 1.00

01:03:19.000 This was a bluff.

01:03:20.000 You have a bluff.

01:03:20.000 And then he pulls out a tire iron from his backpack.

01:03:24.000 And I go, uh-oh.

01:03:27.000 I raise you one. 0.58

01:03:30.000 I'll take your non-existent knife and raise you a tire iron. 0.85

01:03:33.000 And I'm like, all right, I hope I can block it. 1.00

01:03:36.000 And then their stupid dog on a rope, because you know the crusties, they pretend like they're so poor they can't afford a leash. 1.00

01:03:43.000 Meanwhile, a rope, getting a rope around a dog, that's more complicated than a leash. 1.00

01:03:48.000 You probably get a leash for a dollar.

01:03:50.000 And then the dog runs away.

01:03:52.000 Pancake.

01:03:53.000 And they both go, pancake, pancake, and they go chasing the dog.

01:03:58.000 Dang.

01:03:59.000 Thanks, dude.

01:04:00.000 I owe you one.

01:04:01.000 By the way, God...

01:04:04.000 You thank God and dog.

01:04:05.000 So that's a palindrome thank you right there.

01:04:07.000 This is the scene, by the way.

01:04:09.000 I don't know if I was going to cut you off with this.

01:04:11.000 Oh, you found it.

01:04:13.000 Not everyone can pull this off.

01:04:22.000 I would have killed his coach to stick around until my kid graduates.

01:04:25.000 Then let him stay four years for Chiara. 0.80

01:04:32.000 I think he only says it once and then just stands there until the guy gets it. 0.98

01:04:36.000 I'm not going to fucking repeat myself. 0.97

01:04:39.000 That would be great. 0.98

01:04:40.000 How come I don't have this grabby toss?

01:04:43.000 Take your hat off.

01:04:45.000 No customers.

01:04:46.000 Excuse me?

01:04:46.000 They don't sell hot dogs here.

01:04:48.000 They took the bleachers out two years ago.

01:04:50.000 It's my hat.

01:04:51.000 I'll wear it where I want.

01:05:08.000 Guido Jedi mind tricking.

01:05:11.000 These are not the hat you're looking for.

01:05:15.000 I'm stronger now if you strike me down than I will be alive. 0.99

01:05:20.000 I'm talking to Krusties who got raped by their dad. 1.00

01:05:24.000 They have to fight other junkies every night to stay alive. 0.95

01:05:26.000 I show up 5'10 and a half with wrinkled eyes. 0.99

01:05:30.000 I'm drunk, and I'm like, I'm going to stab you, eh? 0.94

01:05:35.000 Speaking of God, by the way, I love God. 0.94

01:05:38.000 I'm a huge fan of him. 0.99

01:05:39.000 Dude, Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

01:05:42.000 Or more specifically, your son. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Do you not get jokes?

01:05:46.000 When we said Saint Floyd, we were kidding.

01:05:49.000 We were making fun of George Floyd. 0.98

01:05:52.000 God took it totally, literally, seriously and fucking blasted this mural with a lightning strike. 0.94

01:06:02.000 Dude, what are you, Jordan Peterson? 0.98

01:06:04.000 Ever heard of a joke? 0.99

01:06:06.000 Chill the fuck out. 0.99

01:06:09.000 He is no saint. 1.00

01:06:12.000 True.

01:06:13.000 We know he's not a saint.

01:06:14.000 That's the joke, dude.

01:06:16.000 Ever heard of irony?

01:06:18.000 Ever heard of sarcasm? 0.95

01:06:20.000 Calm the fuck down. 0.98

01:06:22.000 We're on your side. 1.00

01:06:24.000 We hate him, too.

01:06:25.000 He's not literally Saint Floyd. 1.00

01:06:27.000 You fucking acapi. 1.00

01:06:30.000 Hey, fucking. 1.00

01:06:32.000 You think we fucking really made it with Saint? 1.00

01:06:35.000 That's a false idol. 0.98

01:06:37.000 Yeah, it would be if we were serious.

01:06:40.000 God, God.

01:06:44.000 All right, let's start taking some calls then.

01:06:49.000 You ready for some calls?

01:06:50.000 How much...

01:06:50.000 We got a letter, by the way, in the mailbag where someone was asking Maddie, how much do you think you've spent on legal fees in your entire life?

01:07:01.000 By the way, the bar lights are on.

01:07:02.000 Is that bad?

01:07:04.000 No, it's looking fine.

01:07:05.000 Over six figures.

01:07:08.000 $100,000.

01:07:10.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

01:07:14.000 So, not a million.

01:07:16.000 Not a million.

01:07:17.000 Over six figures, though.

01:07:18.000 So let's say $120,000?

01:07:23.000 Around there.

01:07:25.000 For me to talk to my attorneys now, or anything, I have to give them a $30,000 retainer just to sit down and talk and discuss the case.

01:07:34.000 And you're never getting that back.

01:07:36.000 No.

01:07:36.000 No one ever goes, oh, this turned out to be a lot simpler than I thought.

01:07:39.000 Here's $29,000.

01:07:41.000 Yeah.

01:07:41.000 No, it's the $30,000 retainer just to sit down and talk.

01:07:45.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:07:49.000 I don't get in trouble anymore. 1.00

01:07:50.000 $2 trillion to $389,000.

01:07:52.000 So that's $30,000 in the bank.

01:07:54.000 Do you think you will get in trouble again?

01:07:57.000 I don't have a magic ball.

01:07:58.000 I don't have a crystal ball, but I would hope not.

01:08:01.000 Well, it really comes down to your temper, really.

01:08:03.000 Yeah.

01:08:03.000 Because you're not doing drugs or selling guns or anything, so it would just be you getting in a fight.

01:08:08.000 I've changed my ways.

01:08:12.000 Took you long enough.

01:08:13.000 Yeah.

01:08:13.000 Well, it took 49 years.

01:08:17.000 All right, we got calls for Maddie and Gav.

01:08:20.000 They're going to be.

01:08:21.000 Two bikers. 1.00

01:08:22.000 Fucking coming true, real fucking tricks. 1.00

01:08:24.000 Just kidding. 1.00

01:08:24.000 Don't kill me, bikers. 1.00

01:08:26.000 I'm fucking making fun of myself, okay? 1.00

01:08:35.000 All right. 0.99

01:08:36.000 They should be coming true.

01:08:37.000 I hear Fourth Watch is disbanding.

01:08:39.000 What the hell is that?

01:08:41.000 Fourth Watch is like not a real biker gang.

01:08:43.000 It's a bunch of like law enforcement guys and ER.

01:08:47.000 I like them.

01:08:48.000 They seem cool, but they're not bona fide like bikers.

01:08:51.000 They're LE Club.

01:08:53.000 What do they call an LE Club?

01:08:54.000 They're winding it down.

01:08:55.000 They're calling it LE Club?

01:08:56.000 Law enforcement club.

01:09:00.000 If you're in a law enforcement motorcycle gang, it's kind of admitting that you always wanted to be a criminal.

01:09:07.000 And you've admired them all this time.

01:09:10.000 Yeah, I mean, the legal definition of gang is three or more people with the same insignia.

01:09:16.000 The cops are a gang.

01:09:17.000 The Teamsters are a gang. 1.00

01:09:20.000 Insane clown posse. 1.00

01:09:21.000 All right, yeah. 0.99

01:09:22.000 Three or more people with the same insignia.

01:09:24.000 Lincoln Park.

01:09:26.000 Rocket from the Crypt let you come to their shows free if you have a Rocket from the Crypt tattoo.

01:09:31.000 Nice.

01:09:31.000 That's a gang.

01:09:35.000 You are on the air. 1.00

01:09:38.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

01:09:40.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen. 1.00

01:09:42.000 Understand why.

01:09:43.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:09:45.000 You have one thing.

01:09:46.000 Thank you for calling.

01:09:47.000 It's great hearing from you.

01:09:48.000 Bye-bye.

01:09:49.000 All right, next call.

01:09:51.000 That's the best one we have.

01:09:53.000 It's fantastic.

01:09:54.000 And that song is great.

01:09:57.000 Did someone write that song?

01:09:59.000 By the way, I meant to mention this earlier.

01:10:00.000 So Ryan's moving all day, right?

01:10:02.000 Moving boxes, sweating upstairs.

01:10:05.000 And moving sucks because it's not just like working out where you lift something like this.

01:10:10.000 You've got to lift it like around a thing up.

01:10:12.000 Oh, it's got to go vertical, vertical.

01:10:14.000 Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop, stop. 0.97

01:10:15.000 I can't.

01:10:16.000 No, no, stop.

01:10:17.000 Put it down, put it down, put it down.

01:10:18.000 There's nowhere to put it down.

01:10:19.000 It's going to crush someone's foot.

01:10:21.000 So it's the worst kind of workout you can do.

01:10:24.000 It's really awkward. 1.00

01:10:26.000 I assume it's what gay sex is like. 1.00

01:10:27.000 One more thing about it, too, is that when you, I could lift like 200-something pounds, like deadlift it, but not in the position where you have to lift it off. 0.98

01:10:36.000 And you don't want to damage the walls and lose your security deposit.

01:10:40.000 60 pounds picked up incorrectly is worse than 200 pounds reggi.

01:10:44.000 Agreed.

01:10:45.000 True. 1.00

01:10:45.000 Like that fucking marble thing. 1.00

01:10:47.000 What the hell was that? 1.00

01:10:48.000 I don't know.

01:10:49.000 It's like a base to a lamp thing.

01:10:50.000 It's a nice lamp, though. 0.99

01:10:53.000 But Ryan decides, I don't know where you got this from, but he decides that he should look nice on the day that you lift shit all day. 0.98

01:11:02.000 I'm the one. 0.99

01:11:03.000 Yeah, I know.

01:11:03.000 So he wears like jeans.

01:11:05.000 It's 85 degrees.

01:11:07.000 Jeans and like a little dress shirt.

01:11:09.000 That's just how I roll.

01:11:11.000 Just sweat like this.

01:11:14.000 I was inspired by...

01:11:15.000 Alright, so you know Hollowed.

01:11:17.000 Sweat.

01:11:18.000 Hollowed Dan from Hollowed.

01:11:20.000 Yes.

01:11:20.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:11:22.000 Get out of my way.

01:11:23.000 So he came over and he sang, boom, boom.

01:11:26.000 Oh, wait.

01:11:27.000 Bed, bed, bed, bed.

01:11:28.000 I'm going to move it for you.

01:11:29.000 So he helped me Move this bed from my girl's apartment, and I was inspired by his look. 0.99

01:11:33.000 He wore fucking like thick dress pants, a long-sleeved shirt, and he was just misery. 1.00

01:11:41.000 He was miserable. 1.00

01:11:41.000 So you saw him suffer from his terrible decision, and you thought. 1.00

01:11:44.000 I was like, How bad can that be?

01:11:46.000 I think it'll be cute. 0.68

01:11:47.000 I'm also retarded. 0.99

01:11:48.000 I should do a retarded thing like that guy. 1.00

01:11:51.000 He's not retarded. 0.98

01:11:51.000 Let me go get my corduroy suit. 0.98

01:11:54.000 It's 90 degrees out.

01:11:56.000 Put a sweater on.

01:11:57.000 Brown corduroy.

01:11:59.000 I'm kind of a punk, so I just do a corduroy.

01:12:04.000 Not bad.

01:12:05.000 Okay.

01:12:05.000 Thank you.

01:12:06.000 All right, here's Tranny Game. 0.99

01:12:08.000 This guy's calling about.

01:12:09.000 You're on the line.

01:12:12.000 Yo.

01:12:13.000 Hey, Tranny Game. 0.99

01:12:16.000 Hey, Tranny Game. 0.99

01:12:17.000 No, that's not me, but a couple episodes mentioned how you think that gamers and trannies have some sort of connection. 0.99

01:12:24.000 And I had that exact same thought.

01:12:26.000 I actually work a little bit in games, and I have a bunch of friends who are game developers.

01:12:30.000 And man, some of these teams I worked on, one of them would say that they're trans.

01:12:34.000 And then all of a sudden, like four or five of them on this team would say that they're trans too, and it would just spread like this virus. 0.83

01:12:40.000 And I think Sargon calls them trans trenders or something, but I just don't know what's up with it. 0.98

01:12:45.000 But they just, I think it's like you said, when you play this game, you see these chicks in these games that they're, they're butch. 1.00

01:12:51.000 You know, you could be a butch and a chick. 1.00

01:12:53.000 And so now these dudes, these effeminate gamer dudes, start deciding, you know what? 0.98

01:12:59.000 Maybe I am a purple-haired chick, actually.

01:13:02.000 Like, I don't want to be the, oh, that's rock and roll and these video games and these comic books polluting kids.

01:13:10.000 But something must, like, video games have exploded at the same time that the trans thing has exploded. 0.99

01:13:18.000 And in video games, you're a chick for hours and hours and hours with a gorgeous ass. 1.00

01:13:24.000 Oh, yeah, no, people get really into that role-playing stuff, and they'll identify with these characters to a weird point. 0.99

01:13:31.000 I mean, that's also why people are like weirdly into Harry Potter and shit, too.

01:13:34.000 It's like you spend so much time in these random nerd culture things, and you just start, it subsumes your identity.

01:13:42.000 Remember the Avatar Blues?

01:13:43.000 Are you familiar with that?

01:13:46.000 I am not, but I'll look it up.

01:13:47.000 In the movie Avatar, so these people would love.

01:13:50.000 Oh, yeah, the blue people. 0.99

01:13:52.000 Okay, yeah. 0.98

01:13:52.000 And they got so addicted to the movie that when it was over, they would get in this sort of like separation anxiety, and they felt like they'd get depressed because they're no longer in the fucking movie. 0.98

01:14:05.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.98

01:14:07.000 Which is embarrassing.

01:14:08.000 Weird.

01:14:09.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:14:10.000 Weird.

01:14:11.000 Also, no, you get one thing.

01:14:13.000 This group has even come up with a three-step.

01:14:16.000 I like that term.

01:14:17.000 Trans trender.

01:14:19.000 Trans trender.

01:14:20.000 Yep.

01:14:21.000 Oops.

01:14:21.000 It becomes kind of fascist where, like with younger girls and stuff, when they're 12, it's like, I'm trans, she's trans.

01:14:29.000 Why aren't you trans?

01:14:30.000 It's a trend. 1.00

01:14:31.000 Be trans, bitch. 1.00

01:14:32.000 Trans trender. 1.00

01:14:33.000 You better fucking be trans. 1.00

01:14:34.000 Oh, okay, I'm trans. 1.00

01:14:36.000 Or we're going to say that your parents rape you. 1.00

01:14:38.000 If you're not trans, you're gay. 1.00

01:14:44.000 Auto screen failed? 0.99

01:14:45.000 This is a 909 number.

01:14:47.000 Coming in hot. 1.00

01:14:49.000 Oh, big fucking titch. 1.00

01:14:52.000 Big fucking titch. 1.00

01:14:55.000 What's up, Gav? 0.99

01:14:57.000 Hey, man.

01:14:57.000 What's up, Ryan?

01:14:58.000 Hey, guys.

01:14:59.000 What's up, new Maddie?

01:15:01.000 What's going on, guys?

01:15:02.000 Nice to see you on the show, dude.

01:15:04.000 Thank you.

01:15:05.000 He's a regular name.

01:15:07.000 Yeah, that's great.

01:15:08.000 I like him.

01:15:08.000 I think he's like a good buffer between you and Ryan.

01:15:15.000 He got a lot of buffers.

01:15:16.000 He's also a bad man.

01:15:19.000 The thing you have to know about Matty is he's not a good guy.

01:15:24.000 Like, he'll stand by you. 0.99

01:15:26.000 He'll never stab you in the back, but he'll kill somebody someday. 1.00

01:15:29.000 He'll stab you in the front if you broke with him. 0.98

01:15:31.000 But he's the guy that he's bad, but he does gardening too, you know? 0.96

01:15:36.000 Yeah, sure.

01:15:37.000 That's true.

01:15:40.000 Okay, fine.

01:15:41.000 Hey, so this is my question.

01:15:43.000 It's kind of an open, open question or assessment.

01:15:47.000 I don't know how to lay this out exactly, but are the sort of bicultural culture is bicultural culture production over?

01:16:00.000 Like, do people who tend to have more conservative values, do we just all have to go down south?

01:16:08.000 Like, start our own record labels, art galleries, make new movies, start our own Netflix?

01:16:13.000 Like, is this what's going to happen?

01:16:15.000 Because I've been dabbling in these things, and it just, I don't know, man.

01:16:20.000 It seems like undoable.

01:16:22.000 It's undoable.

01:16:23.000 And I don't know about moving.

01:16:25.000 Like, I live in one of the most liberal places on earth, and I have my MAGA dad chat with like all the local dads who's sometimes their wives have Hey Does No Home here signs on their lawn.

01:16:38.000 And I found that enclave. 0.98

01:16:40.000 I got more fucking MAGA than I know what to do with in my super liberal town. 1.00

01:16:45.000 So I don't know if like I want to move because I'm sick of this shit, but I don't have to move. 0.99

01:16:51.000 But as far as like art and comedy and all that stuff, yeah, I think it's an American divorce. 0.98

01:16:57.000 Like is Milo ever going to be on mainstream TV ever again in a million years?

01:17:05.000 I don't think so.

01:17:06.000 Is Sam Hyde ever going to be anywhere where you don't have to sign up with your credit card and he's not banned?

01:17:15.000 I don't think so.

01:17:16.000 I think the pendulum is going to swing back, but, you know, I don't have a crystal ball, as Maddie would say.

01:17:24.000 I think that the pendulum will swing back, but there are certain irreconcilable differences that we will never get over.

01:17:32.000 I don't think we'll fully recover from this ever.

01:17:34.000 You know, divorced couples become friends.

01:17:37.000 Maddie's good with his ex-wife.

01:17:39.000 Absolutely.

01:17:41.000 But they're never getting back together.

01:17:43.000 No, that's long gone.

01:17:44.000 They can coexist.

01:17:46.000 So we can, I think there's hope that we can coexist, but we're never getting back together.

01:17:52.000 It's over.

01:17:53.000 It's going to be what it was.

01:17:54.000 So what do you think?

01:17:55.000 How do you think that plays out then?

01:17:58.000 I mean, this is kind of short Term, isn't it?

01:18:01.000 Like, it's not long term, it's short term.

01:18:03.000 I mean, like, most of these people, you mentioned any hints of having conservative values or whatever. 1.00

01:18:10.000 And I mean, I had a guy today just chase me down an aisle in the hardware spell saying, You're a fool, you're a fool. 1.00

01:18:16.000 And it's like, why? 1.00

01:18:17.000 Because you don't have a mask?

01:18:20.000 No, we don't. 0.99

01:18:22.000 He was talking shit about prices were going up and in general. 0.99

01:18:26.000 And then he started saying, I knew where he was going, but I just wanted to push buttons. 1.00

01:18:31.000 And he's like, oh, but that Trump idiot. 1.00

01:18:33.000 And I was like, oh, sorry, sir. 1.00

01:18:36.000 I'm a supporter.

01:18:37.000 I didn't realize you were going that direction.

01:18:41.000 I just wanted to talk to you because I need to help you.

01:18:43.000 But that's it. 1.00

01:18:44.000 And then the guy just, he's like, you're a fool. 1.00

01:18:46.000 You're a fool. 1.00

01:18:47.000 Anyhow, I mean, if that's happening on a national stage in more extreme versions throughout the country, I mean, holy fuck. 1.00

01:18:56.000 I mean, the tactics are just going to up the ante. 0.99

01:18:59.000 I don't know.

01:19:01.000 So it's Trump's fault that lumber is more expensive right now, and it's Trump's fault that we're facing inflation?

01:19:08.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:19:09.000 It's like, it's the thing.

01:19:10.000 It's like, I think it's illogical to just, but that's like, but for a lot of people, I feel like that's like a quick answer, you know?

01:19:18.000 Yeah, it's sort of like the South African thing where they said, yeah, the riots in South Africa are because of post-apartheid inequity.

01:19:26.000 Like, we're always on the hook for your problems.

01:19:30.000 And the thing now that struck my curiosity and interest right now in society is that, and this is something maybe you should have a delve into, is like, what happens when conservative or the right wing becomes popular?

01:19:47.000 Like, when it becomes trendy to just convert, you know, what happens then?

01:19:52.000 Does that become problematic?

01:19:54.000 Like, where do we preserve those values?

01:19:56.000 And I don't know.

01:19:58.000 I don't know what you mean.

01:19:59.000 When it becomes trendy to be conservative, that's bad.

01:20:02.000 No, I'm not saying it's bad, but I think people will use it as a sort of a marketing thing or to popularize their brands.

01:20:10.000 Let's cross that bridge when we come to it. 0.99

01:20:13.000 If wanting less government and not kowtowing to every fucking woke meme, it becomes trendy and Coca-Cola tries to fucking steal it, I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:20:24.000 We'll get there one day. 0.99

01:20:24.000 Anyway, thanks for calling. 0.99

01:20:27.000 It's a strange phenomenon because my wife was crying the other day, going, what's going to happen to our kids?

01:20:32.000 They won't get into school because of your name and all this stuff.

01:20:35.000 And I was like, the pendulum's going to swing back.

01:20:39.000 I was obsessed with that Chicago college kid who was just on the subway going home and then a bullet just goes through his head because there was a gang fight down there on the street.

01:20:52.000 You know, the Chicago subway's up high, I believe.

01:20:54.000 Yeah.

01:20:56.000 And just up killed him. 0.99

01:20:58.000 And surely that makes normal Americans, I don't care what your politics are, go, okay, this is out of fucking control. 0.99

01:21:05.000 What were you saying about Cuomo, Maddie? 0.96

01:21:09.000 Oh, they held a press conference yesterday.

01:21:12.000 And he had Adams, the Democratic mayor runner-up.

01:21:19.000 And the Brooklyn president, the borough president for Brooklyn, what's her name?

01:21:27.000 Myra Richardson, I believe.

01:21:30.000 And she's the one who said that Cuomo had to he doesn't have the right or he's not entitled to be in office anymore and everything.

01:21:40.000 And they grilled her about it.

01:21:43.000 And she actually pushed Cuomo out of the way.

01:21:46.000 I said, I got this.

01:21:47.000 And she blasted the post reporter saying that you were a big opponent of his.

01:21:52.000 She's like, politics is politics and business is business. 0.99

01:21:56.000 We got to get shit done. 0.99

01:21:58.000 But I believe she's the one who said that we needed to fund the police and she's going to hire a private security for her. 0.99

01:22:04.000 Right.

01:22:04.000 So the only hope to win the mayorship is to be anti-crime in New York.

01:22:09.000 Eric Adams was a cop, so they think he's anti-crime.

01:22:11.000 But Cuomo doesn't come across as anti-crime.

01:22:16.000 No.

01:22:17.000 If she's in bed with Cuomo or going back on her word, then she looks bad.

01:22:20.000 And Eric Adams looks bad for being with him.

01:22:22.000 So he's losing Democratic votes.

01:22:24.000 And he said, somebody in the crowd asked him a question.

01:22:28.000 They said, well, how do you feel?

01:22:30.000 You said at one point prior to winning the Republican nominee that you didn't want an endorsement from Cuomo.

01:22:40.000 And he turns around and he goes, well, I didn't get an endorsement from him today.

01:22:43.000 He said that he would work with me.

01:22:48.000 This all bodes well for Curtis Shilla.

01:22:50.000 Sleeway, yeah. 0.85

01:22:51.000 Like I said, we spoke earlier and I said, you know, if Cuomo's part of the reason he's, you know, he did the bail reform and he's helped create this climate in New York where there's so much gun violence and there's so much crime.

01:23:07.000 You know, the police have to stand down.

01:23:08.000 They can't grab him.

01:23:09.000 They can't do certain whole, like, can't do their jobs.

01:23:12.000 So if he's trying to say, I'm going to be tough on crime, he's up there with Cuomo and this other one who wants to fund the place.

01:23:19.000 You're not going to get the vote.

01:23:21.000 Because people in New York are tired of the violence.

01:23:24.000 Let's settle this pronunciation.

01:23:25.000 Because I could have sworn I heard him pronounce it Shliwa.

01:23:28.000 Shliwa.

01:23:29.000 Curtis Sliwa.

01:23:30.000 But with a sh.

01:23:31.000 Like a Shliwa. 1.00

01:23:32.000 S-I-L-W-A, I believe.

01:23:34.000 Sliwa.

01:23:35.000 Shilwa.

01:23:36.000 He adds a sh.

01:23:38.000 Shliwa.

01:23:38.000 Maybe that's his accent, but it's Sliwa.

01:23:41.000 I'm pretty sure it's Sliwa.

01:23:43.000 Look it up, Ryan.

01:23:45.000 Do they pronounce big names?

01:23:46.000 Or is it only words in the dictionary?

01:23:49.000 Oh, you want to actually see...

01:23:50.000 Curtis Lewiwa.

01:23:51.000 See how you pronounce it?

01:23:52.000 I mean, I guess...

01:23:53.000 No, just look up.

01:23:54.000 Pronounce Curtis Sliwa.

01:24:01.000 Maybe he's got that New York thing, Schliwa.

01:24:03.000 Oh, he's got a heavy name.

01:24:04.000 Curtis Sleewa.

01:24:06.000 One more time?

01:24:09.000 Curtis Sleewa.

01:24:10.000 Sliwa.

01:24:11.000 Yeah, so I must be hearing his New York accent do like just shriek.

01:24:14.000 Oh, he lays it on thick.

01:24:16.000 Talking about altering your voice in bands and stuff like that.

01:24:18.000 He lays it on thick.

01:24:20.000 But it is his accent.

01:24:21.000 He was born and raised in Coney Island and Manhattan.

01:24:25.000 He's done it before, and he'll do it again.

01:24:28.000 Protecting our families, cleaning up our streets, and bringing this to the bottom to life.

01:24:32.000 Curtis will refund the police.

01:24:34.000 Sole ID.

01:24:36.000 Sole identity.

01:24:37.000 We are in this together.

01:24:38.000 I got a crazy theory for you. 1.00

01:24:40.000 Want me to blow your fucking mind? 1.00

01:24:42.000 Sure. 1.00

01:24:44.000 Dana White can't fight. 1.00

01:24:47.000 I've never seen him in a fight.

01:24:49.000 Nobody has.

01:24:52.000 And he says he's a boxer.

01:24:54.000 Box Rec has your files down.

01:24:56.000 It has your record if you got into an altercation while you were sleepwalking with your baby brother.

01:25:04.000 If you sneezed in a boxing ring one.

01:25:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:08.000 Sleftwalked and punched his brother when he was six.

01:25:11.000 Over two.

01:25:12.000 Over two.

01:25:14.000 I mean, he looks like he's in somewhat decent shape.

01:25:19.000 I mean, you know, he presents himself as somebody who can take care of himself, but, you know.

01:25:25.000 I also think a lot of people that are black aren't black.

01:25:28.000 Like, obviously there's Sean King and stuff, but I don't think Rosa Parks is black.

01:25:32.000 And I don't think Tyrus is black.

01:25:36.000 The guy from Red Eye, maybe that you're not familiar with that?

01:25:39.000 Yeah, I know who you're talking about. 0.84

01:25:41.000 One, the big tell with people who aren't black but are known as blacks is their hair is always kooky and Tyrus either has little poo Cheeto dreads or something. 1.00

01:25:54.000 He never just has like a normal fro that's like, oh, it's COVID.

01:25:58.000 I didn't get out much.

01:25:59.000 Here's my normal fro.

01:26:00.000 You're going to pick it out?

01:26:02.000 He doesn't have that. 0.62

01:26:04.000 Because he's not black. 1.00

01:26:07.000 That's right. 0.97

01:26:07.000 We're calling you out. 0.97

01:26:08.000 It's just a guess.

01:26:09.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:26:12.000 This is him.

01:26:14.000 And yes, let's take another call.

01:26:16.000 Let's see your hair there, Tyrus.

01:26:17.000 Oh, a mohawk.

01:26:19.000 Like, that guy's got some...

01:26:21.000 Oh, no, maybe he doesn't.

01:26:22.000 Look at that.

01:26:23.000 Wow, your afro sure spikes nice.

01:26:26.000 It's not easy to get spikes with an afro.

01:26:29.000 A lot of product.

01:26:31.000 Crazy go. 0.99

01:26:35.000 I think that, like, Hispanic is more black than him. 0.99

01:26:37.000 Jason wants to talk about race and press. 0.52

01:26:41.000 Yeah, hey, dudes.

01:26:42.000 Hey, man.

01:26:44.000 So, yeah, I had a question, and I'll hang up after this because it's kind of hard to hear on the phone.

01:26:49.000 Hard to hear Maddie.

01:26:50.000 But I had a question for Maddie.

01:26:51.000 So I was watching a documentary about prison, and I think it was on the border.

01:26:57.000 And it was in like a giant gymnasium kind of thing.

01:27:00.000 And they had the Mexicans, the Mexican-Americans, they had the black people, and they had the white people.

01:27:05.000 And they show a black guy walking into this gymnasium, and he just says to the closest guy, he's like, where's my people? 0.72

01:27:12.000 And they just point him to the back, and it's just to his, all the black people. 0.99

01:27:16.000 When you go to prison, is that the case?

01:27:18.000 Do you just go to whoever your skin color is, basically?

01:27:22.000 Pretty much, but there's a big difference.

01:27:25.000 That was in the California State penal system.

01:27:28.000 I know the show you're talking about.

01:27:32.000 And out there, it's a lot more regimented between races.

01:27:36.000 Like, you don't interact with others other than outside of your job or stuff like that, where you're forced to be in the institution.

01:27:46.000 So it's blacks, Hispanics, whites. 0.76

01:27:48.000 Is there Asians?

01:27:50.000 Yeah.

01:27:50.000 And is there like Arabs?

01:27:52.000 Native Americans?

01:27:53.000 Native Americans?

01:27:54.000 Yeah, everyone stays with their kind. 1.00

01:27:56.000 Like, you'll have a black TV, a Spanish TV, and a white TV.

01:28:01.000 And in that same documentary, there was only like 12 white guys in the whole gymnasium.

01:28:08.000 I mean, it was just a huge open gymnasium with bunk beds that were just in rows.

01:28:12.000 It says open dormitory.

01:28:13.000 Who has more animosity, blacks versus Hispanics or whites versus blacks? 0.67

01:28:20.000 In that one particular episode, I believe it was the Spanish and the whites that had gone at it. 0.85

01:28:25.000 And all the white guys got there.

01:28:26.000 I mean, they were beat up, I mean, knocked unconscious and everything. 0.74

01:28:30.000 The white guys lost.

01:28:31.000 But you had to stand there and fight because if you ran away, you're going to be ostracized. 0.98

01:28:36.000 You're going to get beat up by white guys. 0.86

01:28:38.000 When it happens like that, you just got to do what you got to do. 0.99

01:28:41.000 Hope for the best.

01:28:42.000 What's the smallest group of types of people?

01:28:44.000 I would say Japanese.

01:28:46.000 Asian is the smallest? 1.00

01:28:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:28:48.000 I would say Asian. 1.00

01:28:49.000 Not that I plan on going.

01:28:50.000 But the Asians, do they have their own little thing? 1.00

01:28:53.000 Everyone has their own little thing.

01:28:55.000 Like, you know, unless people are gamblers and stuff like that, they'll sit down at the gambling table.

01:29:02.000 You're going to have an Italian guy, an Asian guy, Spanish guy.

01:29:05.000 They're all, they gamble.

01:29:07.000 That's their, you know, inside.

01:29:10.000 Like, stuff like that.

01:29:11.000 In New York State, it's not as racially divided.

01:29:14.000 No, not as bad.

01:29:15.000 I mean, you still kind of, it's still like that, but not no aspect.

01:29:19.000 Could you have a black best friend?

01:29:21.000 No as near as that. 0.95

01:29:22.000 Could you have a black best friend?

01:29:23.000 I mean, I was pretty friendly with, but, you know, because I taught these certain classes, I line judge volleyball.

01:29:30.000 You know, it's just stuff to keep busy.

01:29:32.000 You're going to interact with them.

01:29:33.000 My job.

01:29:34.000 But you were friends with zero booty bandits.

01:29:37.000 No booty bandits.

01:29:40.000 No booty bandits.

01:29:42.000 They're out there, though.

01:29:44.000 It's a real thing.

01:29:47.000 Next call.

01:29:48.000 Rocky. 1.00

01:29:49.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:29:51.000 Hey, what's going on? 1.00

01:29:53.000 Hey, man.

01:29:56.000 Oh, this is what I want to talk about.

01:30:01.000 I work at a grocery store, and I'm in Florida.

01:30:04.000 Food stamps are crazy out of control.

01:30:06.000 These people come in a lot all throughout the day.

01:30:11.000 And they do two separate transactions where they pay for food, cigarettes, all sorts of stuff, you know, in cash.

01:30:20.000 And on their EDT card, it's not just food, I mean it's food, but Twinkies, Doritos, like you can get any kind of food you want.

01:30:30.000 And it's crazy.

01:30:32.000 It's like not even like, oh, they need sandwiches for their kids.

01:30:35.000 It's like all sorts of stuff.

01:30:38.000 And they have money aside for wine and beer.

01:30:42.000 Crazy.

01:30:43.000 Yeah, it is nuts.

01:30:44.000 You know, especially these days, I've been talking to plumbers and contractors, and they cannot get anyone to come to work.

01:30:51.000 They have no guys.

01:30:53.000 No one's available.

01:30:54.000 And they'll come to the meeting and they'll say, I'd like to work here.

01:30:57.000 And they go, oh, great.

01:30:59.000 Let's start like right now.

01:31:01.000 Let's start tomorrow, okay.

01:31:03.000 And then they don't show up.

01:31:04.000 They only went to the meeting to check the box.

01:31:06.000 I heard a story today with a contractor where these Colombians, and thanks for calling by the way.

01:31:11.000 These Colombians are working for him. 1.00

01:31:12.000 Now, what every contractor does in New York, I don't know about other states, I assume it's the same everywhere, is you're on the books Monday to Friday.

01:31:21.000 It's cash on Saturdays.

01:31:23.000 So they come in, they work. 1.00

01:31:24.000 Everyone fucking does this. 0.99

01:31:26.000 So the Colombians stopped coming in Monday to Friday because they were getting welfare. 1.00

01:31:31.000 And they said, why bother coming in if I'm getting all this free shit? 1.00

01:31:34.000 And it went on and on. 0.99

01:31:35.000 So the guy who had been working with them for years, 10, 20 years, he's a steel guy.

01:31:40.000 He goes, you know what? 0.99

01:31:42.000 I'm going to fucking report you assholes if you don't come to work at some point. 1.00

01:31:47.000 My business is dying because you're on fucking welfare. 1.00

01:31:50.000 It's fake. 1.00

01:31:51.000 You don't need the money. 1.00

01:31:52.000 I've had enough of this shit. 1.00

01:31:54.000 They report him for giving them cash on Saturdays. 1.00

01:32:00.000 Tax evasion.

01:32:02.000 He now has to pay them time and a half retroactively for all the Saturdays.

01:32:08.000 He's in a whole, and now he is in a whole new tax bracket because he pays Saturdays on the books.

01:32:15.000 His whole life has changed.

01:32:17.000 His company is not over.

01:32:20.000 I don't know.

01:32:20.000 I don't think it's over, but it's a totally different company now.

01:32:24.000 Where he was like, I don't know, upper middle class. 0.94

01:32:26.000 Now he's fucking broke because they ratted him out.

01:32:31.000 From, I think, June 25th to the following week, they did like a survey of people that were on unemployment and 13% had refused jobs or their prior jobs just flat out said no because I'm making too much money. 0.99

01:32:50.000 We're Scottish.

01:32:51.000 We don't like not working.

01:32:53.000 I don't even really like holidays.

01:32:56.000 Like you sit, especially my wife, she wants to go to a beach. 1.00

01:32:59.000 I fucking hate the beach. 0.99

01:33:01.000 But even when you go on a holiday, you're sort of like, okay, the kids fish. 1.00

01:33:04.000 That's fun.

01:33:05.000 We did that.

01:33:06.000 And then around like 1 p.m., you're sort of like, I got to check my email.

01:33:12.000 Or what are we doing here?

01:33:13.000 Like, should we start, let's barbecue?

01:33:16.000 That's going to be at 5.

01:33:17.000 1 to 5 is sort of this dead zone.

01:33:20.000 You can read for a bit.

01:33:21.000 I don't know.

01:33:22.000 Like, New York State, I think at the time, was $403 was the max you can get unemployment a week.

01:33:28.000 No matter if you made $12,000 or $100,000.

01:33:32.000 The most you were getting was $403.

01:33:34.000 And then the federal benefits came in when COVID hit, and they offset it.

01:33:39.000 So they were getting an extra $300 a week from the feds, which is due to end in September.

01:33:45.000 So they're getting $703 a week to do nothing.

01:33:50.000 Okay, so most people work 50 hours a week, right?

01:33:53.000 I mean, 50 weeks a year.

01:33:54.000 Yeah.

01:33:55.000 So 700 times...

01:33:57.000 Oh, this is embarrassing.

01:33:58.000 It's going to be $35,000.

01:33:59.000 Yeah, $35,000.

01:34:01.000 Yep.

01:34:02.000 Well, if you figured, if you're taking home $700, $703, if you were on the books, you were probably making like $1,200, $1,300 before taxes.

01:34:11.000 Right.

01:34:12.000 And you have to be up to what?

01:34:13.000 About $500,000.

01:34:14.000 It's no longer transportation to work.

01:34:17.000 It's no longer lunch.

01:34:19.000 Right.

01:34:20.000 You know, all these other costs.

01:34:21.000 No expenses of commuting.

01:34:23.000 Yeah.

01:34:24.000 So let's say $35,000.

01:34:27.000 Let's say your normal daily costs are like five or six.

01:34:30.000 We're up to $42.

01:34:32.000 And then it's tax-free.

01:34:35.000 So to make $42,000 in your pocket, you probably got to make like $65,000.

01:34:41.000 So now, if you're not paying me $65,000 a year, or even more than that, it's not going to be like, I'm not going to come to work for even.

01:34:48.000 So it's got to be like $75,000 a year, which is almost, well, the average American salary is $50,000.

01:34:55.000 So it's the average American salary plus half.

01:34:58.000 If I remember correctly, I think the feds at the beginning of the pandemic were given like $600 on top of what you were getting from the state.

01:35:06.000 And then I think when things transitioned towards the ends of Trump's presidency, he cut it down to $300.

01:35:12.000 And now it's going.

01:35:13.000 It's supposed to end in September.

01:35:14.000 But we'll see.

01:35:15.000 I hope so.

01:35:16.000 I hope so, too.

01:35:17.000 That could be a flood of money for everybody.

01:35:20.000 I like you know many people that need workers and they're desperate for people skilled labor.

01:35:27.000 We're going to Cooperstown with my kid.

01:35:29.000 He's made it to the finals, his team.

01:35:32.000 And the plumber guy can't come.

01:35:35.000 He goes, I might be able to make it to one game, but he goes, I have no guys.

01:35:39.000 He's got to work.

01:35:40.000 He goes, I used to have six or seven guys.

01:35:42.000 I have two now.

01:35:43.000 What?

01:35:46.000 What a strange predicament to be in as a country.

01:35:49.000 And you see it everywhere.

01:35:51.000 You see, we're hiring. 0.98

01:35:52.000 Fucking the cops up in the new Rochelle have these things that we were both talking about this on the back that says, hire me. 0.97

01:36:00.000 NRPDHireMe.com or something like that. 0.99

01:36:03.000 On every patrol car.

01:36:05.000 Mount Vernon cannot pay gas in their... 1.00

01:36:08.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:36:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:09.000 Well, that darn Trump. 1.00

01:36:12.000 Inflation's got Trump. 0.99

01:36:14.000 Inflation's gone up so much for all these relief checks that there was an article, I think it was a day or two ago, about Social Security recipients are getting the biggest boost in like 40 years.

01:36:31.000 Like what they call COLA cost of living allowance.

01:36:34.000 It's very like 1%, 2% a year.

01:36:37.000 They're getting like 6.1% this year to cover inflation.

01:36:41.000 And being good at that. 0.95

01:36:42.000 Because whatever they get on Social Security, when you retire at 62 or 67, whichever you retire at, it's not going to be worth shit. 0.97

01:36:52.000 Yeah. 0.86

01:36:52.000 The dollar's worth what? 0.86

01:36:53.000 50 cents? 0.98

01:36:55.000 Unfucking believable, kiddies. 0.98

01:36:58.000 I'm going to pour myself a drink. 0.99

01:37:00.000 Let's take another call.

01:37:01.000 And I'm worried that people can't hear Maddie.

01:37:02.000 I didn't like what that guy said.

01:37:04.000 Hello?

01:37:06.000 Your back is on there, right?

01:37:07.000 Oh, it's plugged in?

01:37:08.000 Yeah, it's plugged in.

01:37:09.000 Don't you have headphones on?

01:37:10.000 Aren't you hearing him through your headphones?

01:37:12.000 Well, here's the thing is that the wireless mic system is going into the computer.

01:37:17.000 So I'm seeing the levels.

01:37:19.000 They both look nice and clean.

01:37:20.000 Hello, check, check.

01:37:22.000 He's actually clipping a little bit, like he's loud.

01:37:24.000 Okay.

01:37:25.000 But yeah, through the soundboard, he sounded nice and good with that boom mic. 0.97

01:37:29.000 I hate you.

01:37:30.000 I just watched these yesterday. 0.99

01:37:33.000 Let's see.

01:37:34.000 We got... 1.00

01:37:35.000 You're a monkey bastard. 1.00

01:37:37.000 so who do we got here? 1.00

01:37:38.000 Steven and Anthony Santana.

01:37:40.000 It says yo, what's up, my black brothers?

01:37:45.000 Yo, what's up? 0.78

01:37:48.000 What's up?

01:37:49.000 Yo, what up, y'all?

01:37:50.000 I called last week and I brought Anthony Santana to your attention, and he said his glasses make you turn, make the person, whoever is looking at them, turn into Mike Tyson.

01:38:05.000 So would you be surprised that there's YouTube videos of him crying to music?

01:38:13.000 Would you like to see this?

01:38:14.000 Yes, please.

01:38:16.000 Mike Tyson.

01:38:17.000 So, Ryan, just type in Anthony Fantano crying.

01:38:20.000 I think it's the second video.

01:38:22.000 It's like a minute and 12 seconds long.

01:38:24.000 It's cold.

01:38:25.000 It's hilarious.

01:38:28.000 Crying to music.

01:38:29.000 Okay.

01:38:30.000 We got it bottled up here.

01:38:32.000 It's better be good.

01:38:33.000 Quite great.

01:38:34.000 All right.

01:38:35.000 Every time Anthony Fantano cried or almost cried during a video, that's it, right?

01:38:41.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:38:42.000 All right.

01:38:43.000 Oh, I like that one.

01:38:44.000 Three down.

01:38:46.000 Mike Kai memes.

01:38:47.000 Yeah, I like when guys look up so oh, yeah, tears don't fall down.

01:38:53.000 That's true.

01:38:55.000 Thanks for calling, sir.

01:38:57.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

01:39:03.000 Shit. 1.00

01:39:04.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:39:06.000 He's watching himself cry.

01:39:08.000 This is a new level of megalomania.

01:39:12.000 Watching yourself cry and then commenting on your crying.

01:39:18.000 Everyone, Anthony Fantano here, Internet's busiest music nerd.

01:39:22.000 Hope you are doing well.

01:39:25.000 Let's give some thoughts and some opinions on during moments like these.

01:39:36.000 This whole, you know, crying meme has been doing over and over again.

01:39:41.000 I'd rather just see him cry that Mac Miller tracker I bit of baseline.

01:39:49.000 Moments too of, you know, laugh.

01:39:50.000 Oh, you know what?

01:39:51.000 What do you think? 1.00

01:39:52.000 This fucking guy. 1.00

01:39:53.000 You know what he did? 1.00

01:39:54.000 What?

01:39:55.000 He didn't like that that existed for good reason. 0.99

01:39:58.000 And then he fucking puts out a video. 0.98

01:40:00.000 Yeah, that's from his channel. 0.99

01:40:02.000 He puts out every time with the clickbaityest, most clickbait title ever.

01:40:06.000 It sounds like what you want to see.

01:40:08.000 And it's not that.

01:40:09.000 And it's just a little copy.

01:40:10.000 He's just talking the whole time, right?

01:40:12.000 That's kind of smart, though, dog.

01:40:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:40:14.000 Shit. 1.00

01:40:15.000 Fantanto Christ a Weezer. 1.00

01:40:16.000 This is what we want to see.

01:40:17.000 That's right.

01:40:18.000 I think I'm liking it more than the white album so far.

01:40:21.000 You know?

01:40:22.000 I think I'm carrying more than the camera.

01:40:23.000 I think at this point in his career, you know, Rivers certainly still is showcasing some lyrical shortcomings for sure.

01:40:34.000 But...

01:40:35.000 Lyrical shortcomings.

01:40:37.000 Still your lyrics.

01:40:38.000 The instrumentation and production are great.

01:40:39.000 I just want to see him cry.

01:40:40.000 And the hooks are crazy.

01:40:42.000 It's like boxing.

01:40:42.000 You just want to see the knockout.

01:40:48.000 I feel bad about what I just said.

01:40:52.000 Good.

01:40:54.000 Because those are easily some of the best lyrics I think I've heard on a Weezer song in a long time.

01:40:59.000 Okay, just find me the tears!

01:41:11.000 I don't think his girlfriend would want to watch him listening to music.

01:41:15.000 Why would anyone else?

01:41:18.000 Oh my god.

01:41:25.000 You just burp.

01:41:27.000 I'm sorry.

01:41:29.000 That tracks a lot.

01:41:30.000 I think that tracks a lot.

01:41:31.000 I think that tracks a lot. 0.99

01:41:31.000 I think that sucks a lot. 0.99

01:41:33.000 Waste of time. 0.99

01:41:36.000 That just gave me the opposite of a boner.

01:41:39.000 You know what we should do just briefly?

01:41:41.000 Let's have a quick look at the mailbag.

01:41:45.000 We can little twist. 0.99

01:41:46.000 We can absolutely snood at.

01:41:50.000 I was considering making Thursday night.

01:41:56.000 What's up?

01:41:58.000 I was considering making Thursday nights just Maddie and I go through the mailbag.

01:42:08.000 And I maybe should have done that.

01:42:14.000 Mailbag for the first half and then calls for the second half.

01:42:18.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:42:23.000 Let me touch it.

01:42:27.000 Questions for Mikey Odell.

01:42:29.000 Love the addition of Mike.

01:42:31.000 His free speech video with the G-Dog was awesome.

01:42:33.000 There's a badass tough guy, charmed to him.

01:42:35.000 Also, he has great insight in the justice system.

01:42:37.000 And then he asked, oh, this is the one I already asked about how much you end up paying in legal fees.

01:42:43.000 How do you, you don't, you don't have 30 grand to throw around.

01:42:47.000 Not anymore, no.

01:42:49.000 At one point in my life, I did.

01:42:52.000 So what would you do?

01:42:54.000 What would you do if you were facing legal aid or whatever?

01:42:59.000 I'm going to try not to get in trouble, but if it does happen, yeah, I would have to rely on the legal aid system.

01:43:10.000 Well, that's going to beg my old lawyer and say, please help me out.

01:43:15.000 I don't know.

01:43:16.000 That's what I told Max and John.

01:43:20.000 Their sentence was already set in stone when they went to court. 0.97

01:43:24.000 So you might as well just have legal aid and not fucking have to pay for it. 0.96

01:43:29.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:43:30.000 Because there's no way they were going to win.

01:43:33.000 Another great take from 4chan.

01:43:35.000 Hey, Gavin and Supreme Leader of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:43:37.000 Here's a screen cap from 4chan similar to with the caveman pretending to be a woman, the actual woman being a woman effortlessly.

01:43:44.000 This is so perfect.

01:43:46.000 What a great picture.

01:43:48.000 She has natural cave instincts.

01:43:52.000 She's wary of what she's looking at.

01:43:55.000 You know what a woman is. 1.00

01:43:57.000 You see this bizarre creature.

01:43:59.000 You can tell it's a man.

01:44:02.000 And you feel unsafe.

01:44:04.000 I'm convinced that babies and toddlers are just in a constant state of don't kill me. 0.90

01:44:11.000 That's even why they like such shitty food, like bread and nuggets and stuff, because they don't want any adventurous food that might poison them. 0.57

01:44:19.000 She looks very weary. 0.94

01:44:21.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:44:23.000 I don't know what's going on here.

01:44:24.000 Something's not right.

01:44:25.000 And it's not even like, I don't like you.

01:44:28.000 It's like, I'm not safe right now.

01:44:30.000 Yeah.

01:44:31.000 And like, why are you smiling that hard at me?

01:44:33.000 I'm not doing anything.

01:44:34.000 Yeah, I gotta get out of here.

01:44:36.000 And I don't like that my mom is smiling too.

01:44:39.000 Does she not have my back?

01:44:42.000 South Africa.

01:44:43.000 I'll keep recommending you watch Africa Blood and Guts 1966 on YouTube until you do.

01:44:49.000 Especially in the light of the current state of South Africa.

01:44:52.000 It's like a documentary on how shitholes are made.

01:44:56.000 But I think South Africa started going down the tubes after apartheid, which was 82.

01:45:03.000 Are you pulling up the movie?

01:45:09.000 Just jump in the middle somewhere.

01:45:11.000 We're creating new racisms into the new exploiters, East and West, who spread false promises so they can increase their own profits or power.

01:45:22.000 So it's all about how evil South Africa is?

01:45:25.000 The Arab leaders have escaped to the mainland with the Sultan.

01:45:28.000 These are Zanzibar's poor Arabs. 1.00

01:45:30.000 Thousands and thousands of people.

01:45:31.000 We'll check it out sometime.

01:45:33.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, first I want to commend you on continuously improving an already great piece of entertainment.

01:45:38.000 Sick.

01:45:39.000 I mean, we have Mikey Odell. 0.86

01:45:41.000 Of course, Mikey.

01:45:42.000 How do you feel about that?

01:45:43.000 Mikey, he likes it.

01:45:46.000 Mikey likes anything.

01:45:48.000 It occurred to me the other day while prousing through your whole website.

01:45:50.000 The website's fantastic.

01:45:52.000 Oh, that's very nice, which is part of the appeal of the show.

01:45:54.000 Every time I see compliments like this, I'm like, all right, where's the zinger?

01:45:59.000 If I want to watch GML, I click on it and bam, I'm watching it.

01:46:01.000 If I want to watch the latest former AIU episode, it's easy to find, easy to watch.

01:46:05.000 If I want a deer-censored, easy as pie.

01:46:07.000 It may sound weird, but I notice often how shitty and difficult to navigate.

01:46:11.000 People make their own websites.

01:46:14.000 The other thing I wanted to get your opinion on is census. 0.97

01:46:17.000 I don't know what it's like in the USA, but I live in a social shellhole, Canada, in brackets, Vancouver, and I've been getting hassled by some cunt several times a day by phone. 0.97

01:46:29.000 Several times a day? 0.98

01:46:31.000 I don't think I know why.

01:46:33.000 And every day she buzzes my apartment to get me to fill out my census.

01:46:37.000 They keep sending me letters and threatening to fine me $500 for not fulfilling my quote-unquote legal obligation.

01:46:45.000 I don't really care that much, but now I don't want to do it simply because they are so adamant that I fill it out.

01:46:50.000 I feel the same way about the census.

01:46:54.000 Just leave, just go somewhere else.

01:46:57.000 As we have learned in the last several years, whenever the government is trying very hard to force you into something, nefarious intentions are afoot. 1.00

01:47:05.000 Am I right or just being a paranoid fuckhead? 0.99

01:47:07.000 P.S. I heard Maggie Longclaus is pregnant. 1.00

01:47:11.000 Oh, I just totally ignored the census and they never bothered me.

01:47:17.000 You want to know a funny thing in New York State about census and prisons?

01:47:21.000 They would, like, say we're Bear Hill, up in the Clinton Hub.

01:47:26.000 You know, it's way up in Governor.

01:47:30.000 Yeah, that's where John Kinsman is.

01:47:32.000 They would count the inmate population as people that were living in the town so they could get more money until the inmates found out and had an upward.

01:47:42.000 They're like, we don't live here.

01:47:44.000 I live in the Bronx.

01:47:45.000 I live in Brooklyn.

01:47:45.000 I live in Queens.

01:47:46.000 I live in Westchester.

01:47:48.000 So they no longer count prisons, prisoners in the census of what towns they're in.

01:47:54.000 To get more money for the towns, they said they have, you know, boost the population by 1,200 people.

01:47:59.000 So it's financial.

01:48:00.000 That must be what's going on with this guy.

01:48:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:02.000 Well, why do you think prisons are in these remote areas?

01:48:05.000 You create jobs.

01:48:07.000 Yeah.

01:48:09.000 I notice in upstate New York, and this isn't far, I'm talking about like where our old place was in Berryville, near Fort Jervis sort of area.

01:48:18.000 And you go into a restaurant and everyone is so broke up there that the COs were like the mafia.

01:48:25.000 I don't mean the mafia in that they were criminal, but they were revered.

01:48:29.000 So a CO would be at a restaurant and all the waiters were clamoring around him.

01:48:34.000 He got his food first because he would bleed the tips because he's the only one making any money there.

01:48:38.000 Just criminals and COs. 0.90

01:48:40.000 Guaranteed money.

01:48:40.000 This was near Monticello.

01:48:42.000 So what's up there that's gambling?

01:48:45.000 We're all over New York State.

01:48:46.000 No, no, but what prison is by Monticello?

01:48:49.000 Monticello by Liberty.

01:48:53.000 You have like Mid-State.

01:48:55.000 There was a prison up there where they were all, and it was just weird because, you know, in Manhattan, you'd see a CO as like a blower, blue-collar kind of a job. 0.98

01:49:04.000 There, they're like the fucking Liberace of the town. 0.95

01:49:07.000 New York is gazillion millionaires, and it's not uncommon. 0.99

01:49:13.000 In the sense that...

01:49:14.000 Sorry, catching up with shows, but the state fireworks you should have bought is Maryland, not Pennsylvania.

01:49:21.000 You pretty much spent $800 on sparklers and Roman candles.

01:49:24.000 To be clear, I spent $250 and my buddy spent $250, so it was $500 total.

01:49:30.000 I only spent $250.

01:49:33.000 If you want the real stuff, which are mortars, you get them in Maryland. 0.99

01:49:37.000 Dude, Maryland is fucking three and a half hours from here. 0.97

01:49:40.000 I'm not driving seven hours from fireworks. 0.99

01:49:43.000 I am never getting to Ohio to recover from.

01:49:46.000 What?

01:49:46.000 Ohio.

01:49:47.000 Get the big stuff.

01:49:48.000 I'm not going to Ohio.

01:49:50.000 No.

01:49:52.000 Why don't Democrats campaign to get everyone valid ID?

01:49:56.000 This is one of the most intelligent emails we ever got.

01:50:00.000 Gavin and Ryan, instead of fighting against voter ID requirements in the USA, why aren't Democrats campaigning to ensure everyone has valid ID?

01:50:09.000 Conservatives should ask this question.

01:50:12.000 As part of their campaigns, Republicans should offer help to people who might need help getting valid ID to get it.

01:50:20.000 Providing a helpline and an information website in their ads and even in-person help if requested would not only be investment against the creep of voting fraud, It would also put to bed the claim that Republicans seek to suppress votes.

01:50:35.000 Good scam, Bri guy.

01:50:37.000 Not even a scam.

01:50:39.000 Here's something about that that most people don't understand.

01:50:41.000 If Democrats are so worried about lower-income communities and poor people or rural people, everyone who's on welfare has to provide ID.

01:50:53.000 And then you get a state ID from the state you're in that has your picture on it and your name on it, your benefit card.

01:51:01.000 Done.

01:51:02.000 So what?

01:51:03.000 There's your ID.

01:51:05.000 Well, we were talking about this all day.

01:51:07.000 Kamala Harris says that rural people can't get to a photocopier. 0.56

01:51:12.000 We have to know who we're talking about here. 1.00

01:51:14.000 Now, your contention is she's a stupid bitch. 1.00

01:51:16.000 But I think there might be another layer there where she knows that's not true. 1.00

01:51:21.000 And she's just saying it because her team, their modus operandi is that we can't have voter registration in rural areas.

01:51:34.000 Because it's bad for her because rural people tend to vote Republican. 1.00

01:51:38.000 So the million-dollar question is, when she says this shit, does she know it's bullshit or is she a fucking idiot? 1.00

01:51:44.000 Good clip right here. 1.00

01:51:45.000 It's phony as hell.

01:51:47.000 I don't think that we should underestimate what that could mean.

01:51:56.000 Because in some people's mind, that means, well, you're going to have to Xerox or photocopy your ID to send it in to prove you are who you are.

01:52:07.000 Well, there are a whole lot of people, especially people who live in rural communities, who don't, there's no pinkos, there's no office max near them.

01:52:15.000 People have to understand that when we're talking about voter ID laws, be clear about who you have in mind and what would be required of them to prove who they are.

01:52:25.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:52:28.000 What's a photocopier?

01:52:30.000 I don't know.

01:52:31.000 What?

01:52:32.000 The best part right here where she's talking, she says, yeah, of course, people have to prove who they are.

01:52:41.000 Don't they?

01:52:42.000 I was like, Kinko, there's an office max near them.

01:52:45.000 People have to understand talking about voter ID laws.

01:52:50.000 Be clear about who you have in mind and what would be required of them to prove who they are.

01:52:56.000 Of course, people have to prove who they are.

01:52:58.000 What?

01:52:59.000 What?

01:52:59.000 But not in a theory.

01:53:01.000 Almost impossible for them to prove who they are. 0.90

01:53:03.000 She's bullshitting. 0.97

01:53:04.000 You're making it. 1.00

01:53:05.000 But she's a retard. 1.00

01:53:06.000 She can't even do her bullshitting right. 1.00

01:53:08.000 She just contradicts herself by accident. 0.98

01:53:12.000 Like when Obama said, we got women out there making 18 cents or whatever it was, 82 cents for every dollar a man makes. 1.00

01:53:22.000 Now he knows that's because they do less valuable jobs, blah, blah, blah.

01:53:27.000 He was just saying that because it gets people rolled up.

01:53:30.000 I don't think he really believes that women get paid less for the same job with the same work.

01:53:37.000 She knows, her people have said, we have to not have voter registration, so make it look like, come up with something for why rural people can't do it.

01:53:45.000 And she goes, okay, I will lie.

01:53:47.000 And then she fucked up her lie by saying, they don't get photocopiers. 0.97

01:53:54.000 They can't prove who they are. 0.98

01:53:55.000 I mean, they have to prove who they are. 1.00

01:53:57.000 So she's an incompetent liar. 1.00

01:53:59.000 Okay, last one, before we get back to calls. 1.00

01:54:03.000 Gavin, what's the crake?

01:54:05.000 We've got an Irish woman here. 1.00

01:54:07.000 My husband is from Ireland and therefore uncircumcised. 0.97

01:54:10.000 The only peeve I have with him is the massive pistains he leaves on and around the toilet.

01:54:16.000 It's a miracle that any makes it in the bowl.

01:54:18.000 Just wondering if he's ridiculously lazy or is that something you unsnipped lads particularly deal with.

01:54:24.000 I know you think peeing sitting down is emasculating, but when my grandparents traveled full-time in their RV, my granny forced my grandpa to pee sitting down because she was tired of the mess.

01:54:34.000 He didn't seem to mind. 0.94

01:54:35.000 Yet again, my grandfather is definitely cucked. 0.64

01:54:38.000 Oh, wait, sorry. 0.97

01:54:39.000 Yet again, my grandfather is definitely cucked. 0.93

01:54:41.000 Help me find a solution, and if not, I suppose I'll keep cleaning the toilet daily as a token of my undying love and devotion to my uncircumcised husband.

01:54:50.000 Love the new studio. 0.90

01:54:52.000 Lady, you've got to pull the foreskin back. 1.00

01:54:56.000 When you pull the foreskin back, it's a circumcised penis instantly, homemade. 1.00

01:55:03.000 So this guy's leaving his foreskin forward, which is like, you know, a hose. 0.95

01:55:08.000 It can be folded in on itself, and it's going to go splattering everywhere. 0.85

01:55:14.000 If you pull your foreskin back, you get one or two drops on the lid, and then you take toilet paper and you go zoop. 0.96

01:55:21.000 Yeah, this guy needs discipline. 0.96

01:55:23.000 I'm sorry.

01:55:23.000 And sitting down is not an option.

01:55:25.000 Glasses.

01:55:26.000 What?

01:55:27.000 Or glasses.

01:55:30.000 Everybody?

01:55:33.000 Okay, let's get back to calls.

01:55:36.000 I like that we did that.

01:55:37.000 That feels good.

01:55:39.000 Trey.

01:55:40.000 Hello?

01:55:40.000 You're on the phone?

01:55:41.000 I can't hear you if I can't hear any audio on the ears for the beef, so I'm going to say what I was going to say, but you got to check out the app Fearbuddy.

01:55:52.000 It lets you know when people are drinking, and you can take a picture of when you're drinking.

01:55:57.000 And once you do, it turns on a GPS on your phone so all your friends can see where you are.

01:56:02.000 So if you get a bunch of buddies to, I don't know, on your friends list, you can let them know when they're drinking, and it'll track you throughout the night.

01:56:09.000 So yeah, it's a pretty good app.

01:56:11.000 Sold.

01:56:12.000 Thanks.

01:56:12.000 Done.

01:56:13.000 Let's do it.

01:56:14.000 What's it called?

01:56:17.000 I think you said beer buddy.

01:56:18.000 Did you forget, Ryan?

01:56:20.000 Beer buddy.

01:56:21.000 And why can't people hear us?

01:56:24.000 So I know what happened here.

01:56:25.000 What happened?

01:56:27.000 It's fighting to join the road.

01:56:30.000 See, these are road mics, and then the software is coming up, and it's blocking what it should be coming up, which is just a USB.

01:56:36.000 So very simple.

01:56:36.000 Yeah, USB.

01:56:38.000 That doesn't sound simple.

01:56:39.000 I don't understand it.

01:56:41.000 Beer Buddy.

01:56:42.000 But let's take another call while I look that up.

01:56:45.000 Okay.

01:56:47.000 I guess you guys can.

01:56:48.000 Is it gay that if you and I get this?

01:56:53.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:56:54.000 That sounds very gay. 0.96

01:56:55.000 Hello? 0.97

01:56:56.000 Hello?

01:56:56.000 How are you doing?

01:56:58.000 Sorry.

01:56:59.000 They said there was going to be a beep when I was on the phone, so I'm just going to go ahead and talk.

01:57:04.000 I can't hear anything otherwise.

01:57:05.000 I'm going to restart this.

01:57:06.000 Apparently there's a new meme that's going around, especially in right-wing circles, called the Sigma Mail Meme.

01:57:14.000 I sent an email to Ryan in the mailbag called entitled Sigma Mail Meme. 0.91

01:57:22.000 They are extremely antisocial and sociopathic.

01:57:26.000 So I warn you ahead of time in case you're listening.

01:57:30.000 They're pretty funny, though.

01:57:32.000 I don't know if anyone's hearing me right now, but I can't hear anyone talking back.

01:57:39.000 I know.

01:57:39.000 But I did hear a beep.

01:57:40.000 So we got you, sir.

01:57:44.000 Yeah, let me restart the Skype and search for the Sigma male meme.

01:57:48.000 That's disappointing, Ryan.

01:57:51.000 Can they hear us?

01:57:52.000 Hello?

01:57:53.000 Hello?

01:57:54.000 They can hear us on the left.

01:57:58.000 So what should I do?

01:57:59.000 Look for this meme or try to fix this?

01:58:00.000 Look for this meme.

01:58:01.000 It's 11 o'clock.

01:58:02.000 Oh, no, we got it.

01:58:03.000 Or what if I fix this and then while we're talking to somebody, I look for the meme so there's not dead air.

01:58:10.000 Okay.

01:58:11.000 This meme sounds like a lot to investigate.

01:58:13.000 I could read another letter while you fix it.

01:58:16.000 Okay.

01:58:16.000 Why does that clock s go f oh, we got three minutes.

01:58:22.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:23.000 Yeah, we're not fixing it.

01:58:25.000 Check the meme out.

01:58:26.000 Okay.

01:58:30.000 I missed a lot of stuff today.

01:58:33.000 Sarah Silverman.

01:58:34.000 Tomorrow we'll be discussing Sarah Silverman, who's glad she doesn't have kids.

01:58:39.000 I'm glad.

01:58:40.000 I chose that.

01:58:42.000 It reminds me of Jen Kirkman saying, I'm glad I'm divorced.

01:58:45.000 I want to be single.

01:58:46.000 She's sad. 1.00

01:58:48.000 Jared Holt hates fags. 1.00

01:58:50.000 Also, COVID. 0.98

01:58:52.000 I have a theory that putting everyone inside hurt their immune system.

01:58:57.000 You hid everyone.

01:58:59.000 I and Maddie, and Maddie got it, actually.

01:59:03.000 Yeah, I had COVID.

01:59:04.000 But we didn't stop going out.

01:59:06.000 No. 0.99

01:59:06.000 I was going to the local, at the peak, like Nazi fucking cops coming by, threatening licenses. 0.99

01:59:12.000 We would just bring a tool bag to the bar and drink with a power drill in your hand. 1.00

01:59:18.000 Fucking PJ. 1.00

01:59:19.000 We're just parking. 1.00

01:59:20.000 We'd have his little tape measure next to his pint.

01:59:25.000 I never got it.

01:59:27.000 I think that.

01:59:29.000 You were actually at my house the day I went to the hospital.

01:59:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:59:34.000 You and my cousin.

01:59:35.000 I had to keep that on the D-mail.

01:59:36.000 You brought me a sandwich.

01:59:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:38.000 And Mike bought me pizza.

01:59:41.000 What was a sandwich again?

01:59:43.000 Subway.

01:59:44.000 Italian combo with jalapenos.

01:59:46.000 Yes.

01:59:49.000 I think we've done damage to people's health by leaving them sequestered. 0.82

01:59:53.000 Like, I'm basing this on this subscriber who sent in a thing saying that they're seeing all these kids have these major respiratory problems and all kinds of other illnesses, not COVID-related, but their immune system is so shit now because they haven't been socializing. 0.70

02:00:10.000 Haven't been out in the sun. 0.76

02:00:12.000 Vitamin D. I think I heard in Australia they had this thing, my mom told me this, about some dirt pill.

02:00:17.000 And it's a pill you take.

02:00:19.000 It's just basically like, not literally dirt, but dirt.

02:00:23.000 Yeah.

02:00:24.000 And it's giving your body the little tiny doses of what normal kids got when they played and they would throw worms at each other and catch frogs.

02:00:32.000 I don't know about you, but when we're a year apart, when we were kids, I would come home and look like I ran through a mud, like filth head to toe.

02:00:45.000 Playground.

02:00:46.000 Oh my God.

02:00:47.000 When you were a kid and you had a bath, and unfortunately, I don't know why we didn't do showers when I was young.

02:00:51.000 Oh yeah, everything was a bath.

02:00:52.000 I don't even know if we had a shower.

02:00:55.000 I can remember getting bathed with my two brothers.

02:00:57.000 Yeah.

02:00:58.000 It was in the tub.

02:00:59.000 That's a Scottish thing.

02:01:00.000 Yeah.

02:01:01.000 The shower's right there.

02:01:02.000 Shower's a great invention.

02:01:04.000 It goes all over you, and then the dirt's gone. 1.00

02:01:07.000 My mom would have a bath, and then my dad would get in the tub after her, and then I would get in the tub third in their disgusting dead skin filth where they were washing their armpits and their cunts and their balls. 1.00

02:01:21.000 It's cold bathwater now. 0.99

02:01:23.000 Yeah, it's not even hot anymore.

02:01:25.000 They would sort of drain a bit and put more hot water in it.

02:01:28.000 And then you're washing in your parents' filth. 1.00

02:01:31.000 What a fucking white trash thing to do. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Hey, I sort of all over the place. 1.00

02:01:36.000 I'm not seeing the Sigma male thing.

02:01:38.000 I don't care about it anyway.

02:01:41.000 I've heard about it.

02:01:42.000 Let's do one last call.

02:01:44.000 I was looking for the meme instead of the calls.

02:01:47.000 So let me hook this up.

02:01:48.000 So this guy, he can't hear us.

02:01:52.000 Technical difficulties for a change.

02:01:56.000 Oh, you rebooted Skype?

02:01:58.000 Yeah.

02:02:00.000 So you were looking for the meme and rebooting Skype at the same time?

02:02:02.000 No, it hung up without me doing anything before the meme search of 2021.

02:02:08.000 Matt, have you ever heard that there's things on a Bonneville that are fake?

02:02:12.000 Like the thing to change the idling isn't real?

02:02:19.000 I've definitely changed my idling on this.

02:02:23.000 Okay.

02:02:23.000 That's an adjustment on the carburetor.

02:02:25.000 Yeah.

02:02:25.000 They say the carburetors are just there for show.

02:02:27.000 They don't really work.

02:02:28.000 No, the carburetors are there.

02:02:29.000 They work.

02:02:31.000 That's how the moon boy, you know, without the carburetor, the bike's not going to run.

02:02:35.000 One second.

02:02:36.000 Not going to get gas into the combustion chamber.

02:02:39.000 I thought I read somewhere that, like, or maybe it was the carburetor adjuster is just there for show, but I don't see someone in 20...

02:02:47.000 Well, this was, I think this is a 2020 or something. 0.99

02:02:52.000 I don't really see them in this day and age having fake things on a fucking bike. 0.99

02:02:57.000 No. 0.99

02:02:58.000 We got Mark.

02:02:59.000 I mean, maybe something cosmetic, but nothing that's functional.

02:03:03.000 You can't have fake carburetors.

02:03:07.000 Mark, you're on the line.

02:03:09.000 Hi, Mark.

02:03:10.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

02:03:11.000 Hi.

02:03:13.000 Luke.

02:03:13.000 Hello.

02:03:14.000 Hi.

02:03:15.000 In the last podcast, we talked about memory issues.

02:03:19.000 I just wanted to let you know about something.

02:03:22.000 There are a few different supplements that you need to know.

02:03:25.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:03:27.000 That sounds cool.

02:03:28.000 I'm interested.

02:03:30.000 Next call.

02:03:32.000 Jacob Juice.

02:03:33.000 Why are millennials such medical experts? 1.00

02:03:38.000 Isn't that a weird thing?

02:03:39.000 Well, I think.

02:03:40.000 I guess, no, you know what? 1.00

02:03:42.000 When I was young, when I was 18, it was all about fucking tofu and ginseng, and we had all our shit. 0.99

02:03:49.000 We had our dumb things that make you stronger. 1.00

02:03:53.000 Yeah, there's all kinds of weird roots and shit. 0.99

02:03:55.000 That's like a 20-something, early 20s thing. 0.98

02:04:00.000 Yeah, there is this pretentiousness with us millennials.

02:04:03.000 Yeah, like I would say.

02:04:03.000 They fix it with a little bit of kava kava.

02:04:06.000 Oh my god, Ryan was witty. 0.99

02:04:08.000 I'm going to have a fucking heart attack. 1.00

02:04:12.000 Mission completed. 1.00

02:04:16.000 God forbid. 0.98

02:04:17.000 Okay, let's do one last call that's not about how we need to drink more oxy fucking olive oil to make our stools more solid. 0.99

02:04:25.000 Loose poop. 0.99

02:04:27.000 Kelly, it's a lady. 0.57

02:04:30.000 Hi, am I on?

02:04:31.000 You're on.

02:04:33.000 Well, I was hearing you guys talk about voter ID, and then you played that clipbook, Mala Harris.

02:04:39.000 And it just made me laugh because my husband and I got onto the IRS website to register our 2021 baby who was just born in April.

02:04:48.000 And they wanted not just a picture of my husband's driver's license, but they wanted his biometric data and to get a release to have his biometric data.

02:05:00.000 Which I don't know if you guys, I've never heard of biometric data before, but they wanted pictures, they wanted voice recordings, and they wanted him to take a video selfie and do all this to register on the IRS website.

02:05:12.000 What?

02:05:13.000 Where are you?

02:05:14.000 Yeah.

02:05:15.000 Michigan. 1.00

02:05:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:05:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:22.000 So my husband was like, fuck that. 1.00

02:05:24.000 We're not doing that. 1.00

02:05:26.000 We'll wait till tax time to get her child tax credit. 1.00

02:05:30.000 So I don't, I'm still confused here.

02:05:32.000 So you contact the IRS and you go, I want my daughter on the books.

02:05:36.000 No, no, no.

02:05:36.000 No, I went on the website.

02:05:38.000 So you go to the link, the irs.gov.

02:05:42.000 But why did you go on the website?

02:05:44.000 The tax credit.

02:05:45.000 To add my 2021 baby.

02:05:47.000 So we have 3,600 bucks or whatever that's going on?

02:05:51.000 Yep.

02:05:52.000 Right, right.

02:05:54.000 So if you want your tax credit for your 2021 child who you didn't file your taxes with from last year, which I just had a baby in April, we went online to do that.

02:06:06.000 And to do that, you have to create an ID on IRS.gov.

02:06:10.000 And when you open that up, it's not just put an email in and make a password.

02:06:15.000 They want you to consent to biometric data that you have to give them.

02:06:19.000 And then they want video selfies, a recording of your voice, and a picture of your driver's license.

02:06:25.000 Jesus.

02:06:25.000 It's on the website right here.

02:06:27.000 I'm glad we waited for this call.

02:06:29.000 Wow.

02:06:30.000 That's really what all this is about.

02:06:33.000 Something you know, something you have, and something you are.

02:06:36.000 That sounds like creepy all in the sense of.

02:06:39.000 I took pictures of all the legal mumbo jumbo.

02:06:42.000 They wanted me to say, yes, I sign off on this.

02:06:45.000 I took screenshots of all of it, and then I got out of the whole system.

02:06:48.000 I was like, forget that.

02:06:50.000 That's crazy.

02:06:51.000 You know, if you will allow, and they do this in Europe, and I think it's fantastic, you get a microchip put in your hand, and then you just add money to it through your credit card.

02:07:02.000 And then every time you go on the train, you just scan the chip.

02:07:05.000 You don't have to deal with money.

02:07:08.000 Insane.

02:07:08.000 Right.

02:07:09.000 Wow, that's fucking disturbing. 0.96

02:07:11.000 Thank you very much for that call. 0.98

02:07:13.000 Congratulations on the baby.

02:07:15.000 Congratulations on the baby, yes.

02:07:16.000 Dude, check this out.

02:07:17.000 That is much more politely.

02:07:19.000 Look how sneaky this is.

02:07:21.000 Something you know.

02:07:22.000 Okay, that's a one little paragraph.

02:07:23.000 Something you have.

02:07:24.000 It looks so benign, right?

02:07:25.000 It's like something borrowed, something blue.

02:07:27.000 Yeah.

02:07:28.000 Before we get married.

02:07:31.000 And then something you have is this long-ass thing.

02:07:34.000 You're like, okay, I pretty much read everything.

02:07:36.000 And then just something going on. 0.99

02:07:38.000 It's just this one little fucking smidgeum. 0.99

02:07:41.000 And they don't mention it. 0.98

02:07:43.000 If there's two words that should scare you, it's biometric authentication.

02:07:48.000 Yeah, that's insanity.

02:07:50.000 That's the name of this episode now.

02:07:51.000 Biometric authentication. 0.99

02:07:55.000 Remember that crazy lunatic, Alex Jones, who says all kinds of fucking nutty shit, like the government wants some sort of giant biometric authentication database. 0.99

02:08:09.000 They want biometric authentication so that you can get a child tax credit. 1.00

02:08:15.000 But they don't want you to provide anything when you're voting for the president of the fucking country. 0.99

02:08:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:08:20.000 George Bendover.

02:08:21.000 Yeah, they can't get to a photocopier. 0.99

02:08:24.000 Blacks can't get ID. 1.00

02:08:25.000 But if you want $3,600, I want your fucking voice blueprint. 1.00

02:08:29.000 And that, by the way, is so they have this incredible database where there's a, it's like minority report. 0.99

02:08:35.000 They have a crime and they see you walking through the subway and they see and then you talk to someone and they record it.

02:08:43.000 I got to get out of here.

02:08:44.000 I'm being framed.

02:08:45.000 There he is.

02:08:47.000 When I was on terror parole, they would call up, like you'd have to call up.

02:08:52.000 I used to have to call every day.

02:08:54.000 And they would have to verify your voice and you would do this whole setup process where they would make you read like paragraphs at a time so that they could record and authenticate your voice so that when you called in, they knew it was really you.

02:09:10.000 Well, I'm glad you're on the show now because we're all ex-cons now.

02:09:17.000 Welcome aboard, America.

02:09:19.000 All right. 1.00

02:09:19.000 You're all criminals. 1.00

02:09:21.000 You're all fucking wards of the state now. 1.00

02:09:23.000 We have a follow-up. 1.00

02:09:25.000 Okay.

02:09:26.000 The caller, I see in the screen, said, we don't have to take the call necessarily, but he said he sent it to the wrong address.

02:09:33.000 Here is the Sigma mail meme.

02:09:35.000 Let's read it.

02:09:36.000 Let's go.

02:09:38.000 Theodore Robert Bunding is to our charge.

02:09:41.000 Looks like Ryan has ruined the show once again.

02:09:44.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

02:09:46.000 We'll look at that another time when we have a little more space.

02:09:49.000 We had a great ending there where we had this biometric data thing and you jump on with some new meme.

02:09:56.000 Now that it's ruined.

02:09:58.000 But that was from the call before I couldn't find.

02:10:00.000 And I looked, couldn't find it.

02:10:03.000 By the way, imagine I've been drinking for three hours now.

02:10:06.000 You're acting like a drunk the way you ruin shows.

02:10:09.000 I think you're perceiving drunkness.

02:10:11.000 Somebody talks about your bike too and your fuel injection.

02:10:13.000 Your side carbs are not real, they're just there for cosmetics. 0.96

02:10:17.000 What are Gavin's bike is EFI electronic fuel injection?

02:10:22.000 Is that true?

02:10:23.000 I don't know.

02:10:23.000 Ask Maddie.

02:10:24.000 I haven't looked at it.

02:10:25.000 Ask about your bike. 0.99

02:10:26.000 Yeah, I don't fucking know. 0.98

02:10:28.000 The side carbs. 0.97

02:10:28.000 I haven't looked at it. 0.97

02:10:29.000 Oh.

02:10:30.000 So the side carbs are fake?

02:10:32.000 They are not real.

02:10:32.000 They're just there for cosmetics.

02:10:33.000 Pretty sure.

02:10:34.000 This is not a...

02:10:34.000 This is a boomer.

02:10:36.000 A Gen Xer, actually.

02:10:37.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

02:10:38.000 My side carbs are fake.

02:10:39.000 And a millennial.

02:10:40.000 So this is meant to be an homage to the original 1960 whatever guy.

02:10:44.000 It's like a Cafe Racer style with that front fairing and stuff like that.

02:10:47.000 Nothing wrong with that.

02:10:49.000 Nothing wrong with that.

02:10:51.000 Quoting my dad.

02:10:53.000 All right, guys.

02:10:55.000 A bit of a mishmash of an ending there, but I still think it was pretty good.

02:11:00.000 Wow, that's amazing.

02:11:01.000 Biometric authentication. 0.99

02:11:04.000 Isn't that fucking nuts? 0.99

02:11:05.000 Is that where we're at now? 0.99

02:11:09.000 The real question is, where do we go from here?

02:11:11.000 Like, you look at South Africa and you go, you're done.

02:11:15.000 South Africa has no hope.

02:11:16.000 It's not recovering.

02:11:17.000 We're going to get Wilhelm Petzer, whatever his name is, on the show, maybe tomorrow.

02:11:22.000 And talk about it.

02:11:23.000 Because he's so optimistic.

02:11:24.000 I shouldn't say optimistic, but he's so determined to stay there and fix his country.

02:11:28.000 And dude, he goes, I would rather live in a pile of rubble in South Africa than live in a palace in any other country.

02:11:36.000 Okay.

02:11:37.000 Well, I think a pile of rubble is your best case scenario at this point if you're going to stay there.

02:11:42.000 But we're beginning this.

02:11:46.000 We are South Africa in 1983.

02:11:50.000 And we're trying to capitulate.

02:11:52.000 We're trying to be nice.

02:11:54.000 And it's not working.

02:11:56.000 Get like the anti-massacres.

02:11:59.000 Get angry.

02:12:00.000 Get even.

02:12:01.000 Get fired.

02:12:02.000 Get in trouble.

02:12:03.000 Be brave.

02:12:04.000 And never stop fighting.

02:12:47.000 You can smile this time we might need to get dark around here.

02:12:58.000 Real dark around here.

02:13:04.000 Some of my old friends I can only stand for the weekend.

02:13:10.000 But that doesn't apply.

02:13:14.000 Does it apply?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 16, 2021

GET OFF MY LAWN LIVE #108 - BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION

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