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00:00:57.000I want to fuck you and then it works out or doesn't work out and then, you know, that's that.
00:01:02.000But when you court men, you meet a dude and you get along and then you have to get their number and go, hey, uh, so I had a good time the other night at that bar.
00:01:16.000Wondering if you want to go help me buy pants.
00:01:18.000I'm going to go buy pants on Thursday.
00:02:23.000But, um, yeah, and here's another weird thing about being a dude.
00:02:26.000When you move to a new place, you have to dump guys.
00:02:31.000So you go to a new town, you move to a new country even, and I've done that many times, and then you meet a gang, and then you go, yeah, I don't like this gang.
00:03:29.000People that approach you out of the blue, they're awfully carrying some sort of suspicious or subliminal type of context where they're trying to impart some type of ideology onto you.
00:03:42.000And it's not only suspicious, but it could be detrimental.
00:05:16.000Tracy Morgan was there and he got into a fight, took off his shirt, threw it at the waitress and we were all kicked out so we were outside and like bloody mad.
00:05:55.000You can criticize someone like Jordan Peterson for one stupid thing.
00:06:20.000But you can also deeply respect the person.
00:06:24.000This is the problem with modern social media shit these days, where, you know, it's a liberal ethos, and that is you're either 100% with us or 100% against us.
00:06:46.000He's a guy, he's a liberal, and we hang out at least once a week.
00:06:52.000I actually have to avoid him because we're both drunks, and when we get together, there's, like, when I hang out with normal people who aren't drunks, and they have a few drinks with me, they start going, and then, so that's the thing about my wife's tits, is that I was a big tit guy, and then I married a chick who had no tits at all!
00:07:12.000And I'm like, this isn't interesting to me anymore.
00:09:26.000And I don't know, he's always like, it's like when you start a car that's already started and it goes, like he's always restarting.
00:09:36.000It's almost like I have schizophrenia and somebody just starts my conversation, like one of my personalities starts talking in the middle of my conversation.
00:09:45.000And you'll end the conversation with, um.
00:09:47.000You know when a little kid has a light switch and they go do do do do do and start turning it on and off and you're like, stop it, you're gonna burn out the light bulb.
00:09:54.000Bill Schultz, my dad was in town recently and we were drinking at a bar, believe it or not, and Bill Schultz was just, Gavin sucks, Gavin's awesome, Gavin sucks, like into my dad's ear hole, almost sensual.
00:10:08.000So he'd be like, you're the worst fucking person in the absolute world.
00:10:12.000Your son is an absolute inspiration and he's changed the world.
00:10:17.000Gavin, you're a complete and utter waste of time.
00:10:21.000I gotta say, your son has helped me so much over the years.
00:10:25.000Mr. McGinnis, I want to thank you for being the snake that literally handed the apple to Eve, and also for sending your only begotten son to be the martyr and save humanity.
00:11:00.000Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, whatever, Kitchen Rescue thing, whatever the Gordon Ramsay one was, something like 20% of the restaurants are still around.
00:12:22.000We're gonna get the neighboring office.
00:12:24.000Yeah, the neighboring office is gonna be like... I guess we're getting to the point of the show, which is the inevitable progression, where you try to help me with my Tony Soprano.
00:13:48.000It's, it's a hundred and whatever it is, 80 pounds of weight.
00:13:52.000Anyway, we trained and trained and trained and trained, and not one of us could do a standing backflip after, I'm going to say a year and a half of trying and trying and trying and trying.
00:14:40.000You can tell that the people who work there have lived in New York for 40 years.
00:14:45.000But anyway, I was talking to a guy there and he said he was with this woman who won like the bronze medal for sprinting in the 90s or something like that.
00:14:55.000I know that's boring, but the takeaway was that she didn't really train that hard.
00:15:00.000She worked out like 40 minutes a day, kind of like, you know, your mom's friend.
00:15:05.000She didn't, you know, you have those insane marathon runners who do like eight miles a day.
00:15:11.000She'd have burritos and shit and watch movies and she was just fucking fast.
00:15:18.000And I feel like that's you with your friend Tony.
00:15:22.000But that's the important part about realizing that you have some upper edge on somebody else and you're like, I could do shit naturally that that person will have to try for years to even be
00:15:34.000For me to even be able to teach that motherfucker how to do something.
00:15:49.000I mean, Anthony Cumia was a tin knocker until he went on Howard Stern and did a funny imitation.
00:15:54.000Yeah, and you know, that's what I like about imitation, because the same thing that I get from it, I can give that to other people, where it's like, it's like a little burst of color in somebody's ear.
00:20:52.000And I had all these awesome flannel shirts that you're not supposed to, not Patagonia, but Pendleton, that you're not supposed to dry in the dryer.
00:21:33.000So we had a funny bit about, wouldn't it be cool... We were obsessed with this show that no one wanted.
00:21:40.000When we would pitch shows, we would pitch good shows, like me doing a how-to show.
00:21:45.000But on the side, Sam and I would laugh about this idea of doing a Quado show, where Michael... Who's that wimpy, nice guy, beta male comedian that everyone loves?
00:22:00.000So Michael Cera hosts Quattro and then Quattro is more like an Archie Bunker type guy who keeps like getting him into trouble and drunk driving and stuff and having ex-girlfriends and shit and smoking a cigar.
00:22:11.000So it's Michael Cera with like an Archie Bunker Quattro.
00:25:02.000Well, I mean, that's a guy you want to keep around because if God forbid anything ever happens to you, you know that guy's going to cry and then break up further relationships.
00:26:04.000And I'm like, I don't sound like that.
00:26:06.000My girlfriend will throw something in my face and be like, yeah, well, because you said like, oh, I can't work tomorrow, so I guess I'm just... I was like, dude, I wish I sounded like that.
00:26:16.000We're also under such intense scrutiny as non alt lefters that you keep seeing your Views through their eyes like that footage.
00:26:25.000We're looking the other day where I had the Donald Trump star on my chest I'm like, oh fuck are people gonna think that's like the star of David and I'm saying that I'm in the Holocaust or something Yeah shit, we can't use that or the guy who had his hands up high in the air.
00:26:52.000If what you're saying is a Sieg Heil, if you were to put that in the 1940s, like you're in the front row and Hitler was there, you'd be like, kill that guy right there.
00:27:02.000The Nazi next to you would be like, what are you doing?
00:27:44.000And then you are on a road trip with your kids, and you're bored out of your mind, and you think, thank the Lord that there's Jim Gaffigan and Tom Shalhoub.
00:28:53.000Someone on Anthony's show, someone showed a gif of Kim Kardashian making it rain, and within a billionth of a second, he goes, what has he paid off Amar Lodin's Coke bill?
00:29:19.000Yeah, and you know, a lot of people on the Reddit community of Opie and Anthony, they're very vicious and toxic, and they'll make fun of how one of the posts was, let's list all the jokes that Artie keeps repeating, and it's like, yeah, you know what?
00:29:35.000It's worth repeating because it's like, I'll tell the Tony Curtis joke over and over and over again.
00:30:54.000I think it's the heroin thing it's because
00:30:58.000If it if that's if any kind of chemicals like in your nasal passageway and it's sitting there for a while like the worst nights ever is when you wake up the morning after and you did some blow and you're like and you You do that and you're like, oh wow.
00:31:55.000Well, that's what Russian Roulette is.
00:31:56.000The rest of your life's a question mark when you put a gun to your head.
00:32:00.000But anyway, the fact that Artie can pursue it like that.
00:32:04.000And survived this long by the way, whereas like it and that's my question to you is like because my theory is like is it really even a problem because And you know what?
00:32:14.000It is a problem because- It's a problem.
00:32:15.000He was making five million dollars a year.
00:32:17.000But relationships- He probably makes 40 grand a year now.
00:32:20.000So yeah, financially that's a problem, and then also you don't have any close friends that can trust you.
00:33:02.000I mean, but you know, there's different personality types within any group, so you can always attribute some kind of general, like, oh, these people do this, these people... But there's always a variety.
00:33:11.000No, there's genetic... Scots are drunks.
00:33:26.000Sway is a guy who, he doesn't really do this anymore because I think someone sent him a memo, but it used to drive me nuts how he would wrap his dreads up in a big Erykah Badu thing on his head like Marge Simpson.
00:33:40.000And in Africa, that means I'm a woman.
00:33:45.000In Africa, that means you put a towel around your head.
00:34:31.000If you came out of Nigeria and you're in New York, that's the weird thing about being from Montreal.
00:34:38.000All the black guys that I grew up with are billionaires.
00:34:41.000If you can come from Haiti and go to Montreal, you're a nerd who went to private school, who wears a blazer and a scarf, and you smoke cigarettes, and you don't drink.
00:34:53.000My sort of background with black people in Canada was, oh yeah, those nerds.
00:35:46.000He's on Sirius, yeah, he's actually doing pretty good.
00:35:47.000He has a cool thing on his show where he challenges people to do freestyles, so it's called the 36 Chambers of Death or something, where they go through a bunch of different beats.
00:40:24.000My 10-year-old asked Santa, although I don't think 10-year-olds believe in Santa, but they don't know if you know, so they don't want to rock the boat.
00:40:48.000Because my youngest, my five-year-old, obviously is all on board, but with the 12-year-old and the 10-year-old, we're both sort of looking at each other like, do you know anyone I can talk about?
00:40:58.000It's almost like a mole on somebody's face.
00:43:56.000I don't want you to know that race is a thing.
00:43:59.000I don't want you to know the word racism.
00:44:01.000I just want you to know, I just want you to see, I remember one of my most victorious moments as a parent was when my son was about six and he said, how come so many of my friends have black skin?
00:44:12.000He just noticed that their skin tone was different.
00:44:44.000Well black people don't talk about it The same way that white people are completely that is true.
00:44:50.000They're obsessed with it And they would they would do the Chinese eyes thing to me They would be like your eyes like this and they would pull their eyes back.
00:44:57.000You know, well, yeah, my skin's different colors entirely my that's pretty five-year-old was doing that like that and
00:46:47.000His windbreakers and his, like, bell-bottom zipper pants.
00:46:51.000He's wearing a normal thing in this where, like, it's a nice, like, uh, like a Guayavera shirt with a blazer on top of it, which is crushed velvet, which is fucking horrific.
00:47:14.000Back in Slavutki, they come back and they're like, yes, I was just in New York City for two weeks, hanging out, going to dance clubs and listening to rap.
00:47:40.000He's a bassist in an unpopular Russian nu metal band.
00:47:44.000Yes, but it's even more troublesome too.
00:47:46.000He's like, you know that Tony Stark's character likes Steely Dan and like Foreigner and doesn't listen to nu metal, but why are you dressing nu metal?
00:47:53.000His pants, there's always one attribute.
00:49:50.000Probably because it rains there, so they don't get out much, so they just watch YouTube videos again and again.
00:49:55.000I think they watch it more per capita than Americans do.
00:49:59.000They can go play baseball and shit, but British people are stuck in there.
00:50:04.000And his Alex Jones ones, they were killed off of iTunes, and they were removed from all these top ten hits, but they were number one in the world.
00:50:15.000I'm talking hundreds of millions of listens.
00:50:56.000It's amazing because I watched the Jordan Peterson one, the newest one, and it's he, Jordan Peterson is
00:51:03.000Long-winded if you're an idiot, but he's perfectly winded if you if you're on his speed and he Joe Rogan gives him He doesn't he doesn't let a smarter guest railroad over him He'll ask good questions and he'll pick up on the nugget in which they're going like I actually I'm guilty of tuning out halfway during
00:51:23.000Uh, one of Jordan's things, so I had to rewind it.