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00:00:00.000Why is everyone at the ski hill wearing a goddamn helmet?
00:00:08.000Alex Jones, when he says goddamn, he says he's not taking the Lord's name in vain because he's talking about people he wants to go to hell.
00:01:31.000There was a, there was, you'd see like one black guy a day and we were joking about how funny it would be to go up to him and just be like, Hey, Hey, Hey, uh,
00:02:12.000Oh, then I realized, you know what would be fucking amazing?
00:02:15.000You know the black guy, and you tell him in advance the plan.
00:02:19.000And he's like, yeah, okay, that'll be funny.
00:02:21.000So then all these white people who, the richer and the whiter people are, the more they cherish visible minorities, because they resent themselves for not having more black friends.
00:02:31.000So it's not a joke that works in the Bronx, but you go up to him and you go, hey, hey, buddy, buddy, come on, what are you doing?
00:03:46.000Yeah, but wouldn't that be terrible if you did a joke like that and as you were walking away some guy pats you on the back and goes, thanks man.
00:08:07.000And there'd be, the average, it was in Carp, Ontario, and there were these farmer's kids called Carpies, and their uniform was a baseball hat.
00:08:18.000A ski jacket, jeans, and a cigarette in their mouth.
00:10:18.000When we were in Israel, she's like, I want to fucking come back here.
00:10:21.000I can't believe that fucking the Muslims have taken over Bethlehem, fucking Jesus's birthplace, fucking there's a million Muslims praying right outside where Jesus was born, eh?
00:10:30.000And there literally is, Bethlehem's not remotely Christian anymore.
00:10:34.000She goes, I'm going to come back here, fucking start breeding.
00:10:37.000And then we were joking about how there'd be a statue of her once it became Christian again, and it would be her with a lumberjack jacket and a dart in her hand and a Molson Canadian and a toque.
00:10:50.000And then all her Christian ancestors in Bethlehem would have that accent, just like in Quebec.
00:10:56.000The accent is... All of Israel sounds like Faith Goldie.
00:11:54.000If it was over 50%, you'd go, I'm not doing this.
00:11:59.000Um, but yeah, when we were kids, you'd go skiing and you'd wear what I was wearing last weekend, just like a lumberjack shirt, like a tartan, a flannel jeans, uh, and a baseball hat.
00:12:12.000And you, you wouldn't even wear goggles.
00:12:13.000You'd have your glasses on or whatever.
00:14:27.000We would just... So this is what we'd do.
00:14:28.000You'd be bombing down the hill and you'd see your buddy, like Rick Lowe, and then you just have this awesome James Bond thing where you know when you're really bombing down a hill and you veer to the right?
00:14:37.000You get this incredible velocity where you're just like... And I would just come barreling at him and then crash!
00:16:27.000Oh, they have theirs, and then the guests?
00:16:29.000They have a guest house in their purse?
00:16:31.000And it never would have occurred to me... You know, gum is something you could always ask a girl with a purse for, but I've seen bottles of water being pulled out of purses.
00:16:48.000If you go look at a map of New York, right, Google Maps, and start zooming in, and you'll see every icon for every store, like on 6th Avenue by Macy's, the icon is a purse.
00:16:59.000And you go into these stores, Macy's or whatever, and the bottom floor, Prada, all of those, Louis Vuitton, the bottom floor's all purses.
00:20:57.000And there's times when he'd be barreling around a turn and you know, there'd be some, he'd be, he'd be, uh, doing a bit, a bit of a V to turn and, uh, he's hitting some bumps and you just look at his leg and it was vibrating going over the bumps cause he was going so fast.
00:21:11.000And I was thinking, dude, you're going to bail.
00:21:15.000But on the way back, we looked up Okimo in the car Wikipedia, and it started in the 50s, scaled up from just a little thing that had those puma things that you put under your crotch.
00:21:28.000It's just a one-person thing that pulls you up the hill.
00:21:32.000I remember in Canada we had tea bars, and I was 11 years old, and I
00:21:38.000I don't know why my parents were not really present at a lot of things.
00:21:41.000Like, Scottish people, they just let you go.
00:21:44.000My mother almost drowned when she was four years old because she fell in a pond.
00:22:40.000The activity change definitely contributes to... And it's really bad for the economy, because they're not getting their adventure glands developed, you know?
00:22:51.000They're not getting into trouble, they're not getting into mischief.
00:22:53.000Oh, that's another thing we used to do, is just go through the forest on skis.
00:22:56.000You just make a sharp left and just go through the trees.
00:26:04.000The guys who take your tickets, they have a five hour break in the middle of the day where they hang out at Grand Central in these little cots.
00:26:13.000They have just a giant bank account with like 700 million dollars in it, and they keep saying, we need more money, we have to fix the L train.
00:26:22.000They could not raise the price of a subway for seven years using that money, but no, they just hoard it.
00:26:30.000Robert Moses designed those tolls where the money is counted and processed underground, underneath where they take it, so they get to decide how much they
00:26:41.000Siphon and how much they give to the bank.
00:26:43.000It's this this state is deeply corrupt Here's a game.
00:26:47.000I did once Go to Albany right not the town, but the the political staff there look up any single politician's name in Albany anyone at all put it in quotes and then put the word controversy next to it and I Totally guarantee you will have some embezzling some corruption scandal on every single politician there
00:27:37.000And then they're done, bankrupt, no legacy.
00:27:39.000Now it's this massive hill, and people, the attitude with the average American, the average leftist, the average social democrat is, fucking rich white people owning this Okimo, dining out, just getting millions upon millions.
00:27:52.000Yes, the people who own Okimo, well the corporation who owns Okimo now is doing well.
00:27:56.000But every time you see a success, there is a mountain of failure behind it.
00:28:01.000My estimate is, for entrepreneurs, one out of every 12 attempts
00:29:38.000But I just thought, you know, reading about Okemo and Plattakill and seeing these horrible government-owned resorts, I just thought, ski hills are a great example of the lack of respect we have for entrepreneurs.
00:29:52.000That Jose Alcoff guy where he's like, every rich person, kill them.
00:29:57.000Yeah, but they weren't rich all the time, like a lot of it's like success stories.
00:30:01.000Or there was that liberal author there, Jewish woman who, what the hell is her name?
00:30:07.000She said, no one who has a million dollars earned it ethically.
00:30:12.000There's no way you can earn a million and still be a moral person.
00:30:15.000You're like, what about the biochemists that are sequencing DNA to cure cancer?
00:30:33.000I mean, they should, honestly, what they should be talking about is YouTubers, like the paradox of value of entertainment, people that get paid for entertainment compared to people that keep the world running.
00:31:03.000I don't want, like you look at Tom Hanks in Castaway and half of your brain, the whole movie is going, oh that's Tom Hanks, he has a house in Beverly Hills, he's been married to his wife for a long time.
00:32:26.000Well, and then, and then when you, when you're actually washing dishes, you have to, like, scrape that off, and if there's a fucking fork on there, then you have to, like, fish that, you have to fish out the garbage from the keepables.
00:32:35.000Like, if there's a spoon and a fork on there, you're like, oh shit, I just threw away a spoon and a fork, because there's garbage in the goddamn thing.
00:32:45.000Yeah, it's like you said, well, like putting a cigarette out on a fish eye.
00:32:48.000That's an example I always use because every time I bring it up with people, they think it's insane.
00:32:52.000I learned it from a professional chef girlfriend I had, and my wife thinks it's an affectation that I've clung to, but it's, you have to have some, this goes back to this whole thing about respect.
00:33:03.000You have so much reverence for myths, like you carry around water everywhere and you have a helmet on your head, but you don't have any reverence for real things like entrepreneurs.
00:33:39.000This is another thing that's going on with, with the, all this hysteria around safety and, and you know, not letting the kids play is there's a real fear of male sexuality.
00:34:06.000And it's a fear of, of homosexuality really is what it comes down to.
00:34:11.000In the, I know this is a stretch, so hear me out.
00:34:13.000In the eighties, we would wear short shorts.
00:34:15.000Now I would argue maybe the eighties was a little too sexual for men because we would be little kids.
00:34:20.000And we'd think we were sexy, like we'd be nine and we'd be posing with feathered hair and we'd have muscle tees where you could see our abs and we'd be posing super sexy in photos because we're super hot and we love chicks.
00:34:46.000We like, we thought we were hot and we'd have feathered hair.
00:34:49.000We'd have short shorts on with our, they were so short that the pockets could be seen coming out the bottom and you'd be showing off your bulge.
00:34:56.000And then you'd have like a leather wristband that was just there to be hot.
00:35:01.000And you were like, when you would go to pick up a chick, it wasn't like, can I please be with you?
00:35:04.000You're like, Hey, you want some of this?
00:35:35.000Yeah, you know, it's like that baggy clothes trend started with the JNCO jeans and then like the baggy shorts like hip-hop culture is all baggy and stuff like that.
00:35:43.000Yeah, I think that's... It's to obscure the male form, perhaps.
00:35:45.000Well, I think the origin of baggy jeans was...
00:36:46.000You know, two other examples of this emasculating going on.
00:36:50.000One, I've noticed these men who are bald, especially if they're on TV and they're political pundits, they all have to have had their head shaved that day.
00:37:01.000And when I was young, yes, there was toupees and stuff and wigs, but there was also a large contingent of bald men that were just like, I'm fucking bald, yeah?
00:37:51.000My final example of this demasculating, emasculating culture is when professional ball players, or yeah, football, basketball, baseball, when they're forced to wear pink to raise awareness for breast cancer.
00:38:08.000If you don't know about breast cancer, you are a child, or you're a mental patient, or you have an IQ below 60 and we can't help you anyway.
00:39:24.000But I feel like with the ballplayers, it's also like a little, yeah, go put on your pink.
00:39:27.000Like I saw this catcher once, I think it was the Mets, and I forget his name, but you should have seen the elaborate pink costume they forced him to wear.
00:39:38.000Fluorescent pink on his chest plate thingy, his glove, his socks, his shoes, his hat had all these pink accents.
00:39:47.000They were basically dressing him up in drag.
00:39:50.000And I couldn't help but think it was, there was some malicious intent there.
00:39:55.000It was kind of a, fuck you, like, look what I did.
00:39:57.000Hey, big, strong, uh, sorry to cut you off.
00:39:58.000Yeah, but hey, big, strong, uh, athlete guy who's the symbol of masculine, like peak masculinity.
00:40:05.000And it's also interesting that they attack baseball too.
00:40:08.000And the Mets, because you think of the 80s Mets, and it's nails, and it's cocaine, and it's cigarettes, and it's guys doing coke in between innings, and getting drunk, and getting arrested for gambling.
00:40:19.000It was a real man's game where that guy, who's that guy who says, I shit my pants last night?
00:41:25.000And convincing all these men that they need helmets or they're going to bonk their noggin and making them scared of their own shadow is all about demasculinizing?
00:42:22.000Maggie Thatcher was the best prime minister Britain ever had.
00:42:25.000But for the most part, they're too agreeable in the workforce and they're too sensitive.
00:42:31.000Like fucking Gretchen Carlson, whoever it was, getting $20 million because Roger Ailes said, if you would have slept with me, you'd be doing way better here.
00:42:38.000Is that- you deserve 20 million dollars?
00:42:40.000You know how many times homos have said that to me when I worked in advertising?
00:45:25.000We had grit and we had mobility back then.
00:45:28.000And I think this anti-entrepreneur thing and this obsession with safety is linked to a hatred of men.
00:45:34.000And they think women are better, and they want... Mark Ruffalo!
00:45:38.000Okay, you know this fake controversy with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, where there's some video that surfaced of her dancing when she was in college?
00:45:48.000I think one Twitter person said, this is gay,
00:46:35.000This is Mark Ruffalo, by the way, who said, waving goodbye to the patriarchy before the midterms, and in his hand was a white handkerchief.
00:46:44.000That is the universal symbol of surrender.
00:46:47.000And we have a culture now that is enthusiastically surrendering itself to the matriarchy.
00:47:08.000It's not all gonna be peaches and cream.
00:47:14.000I was also going to briefly mention Great Wolf Lodge, which is this incredible chain of water parks that I always go to with the family and just look around in awe of the hard work that went in.
00:47:25.000It was started by two brothers in Madison, Wisconsin, who had had a bunch of failures at restaurants and stuff.
00:47:30.000They eventually made a pretty good water park.
00:47:37.000Bruce Naviseer and Mark Baccaro bought it and poured money into it.
00:47:42.000Oh, that's the other thing about Platykil, too.
00:47:43.000They took all their profits and they poured them in to the business.
00:47:47.000So one of the reasons Platykil has such great snow all the time is that they always took their profits and invested it in new snow grooming machines.
00:47:55.000Mmm, and that's what these guys did with Great Wolf Lodge They kept taking the money and making more chains and better and they're incredible quality you these I don't know how they afford the insurance but you are going and take a football field and Fold it into a cone and that is what you're going into in this one thing where you you go down the edges so hard that you come up and you think you're gonna fall flat on your face like it's it's a quarter mile of Height, it's amazing.
00:48:18.000Damn and so fucking fun and You know men built that
00:48:26.000And we just can't wait to give the reins to the female CFO of GM.
00:48:33.000That we're on the lift together, and you look down there at the guys working on the... They're building, like, I guess... They're building a half-pipe for snowboarders.
00:48:42.000And they got a big snow bulldozer, the equivalent of that, and there's one guy just smoking a cigarette, and you're like, you're just sitting there, I think I want to start smoking cigarettes.
00:49:14.000The problem is when you put them there because they're women and not for any other reason.
00:49:18.000If women were great, better than men at construction, no one has a problem with them working construction.
00:49:24.000It's when they're there to fill some sort of quota.
00:49:26.000And you look at the Cortez in the house now, taking selfies of her with the first Muslim senator and the first black attorney general.
00:49:35.000This first woman that and this first visible minority this and the first Palestinian we have a Palestinian who clearly hates Trump because he loves Israel saying I'm gonna impeach that motherfucker and Cortez you're going I got your back Trump's a racist she said a last night on 60 minutes Trump is a racist you're a fucking teenager you sound like me when I had leopard skin hair in high school
00:49:58.000And I thought her taking selfies is just such a perfect example of that, those midterms.
00:52:19.000No, we just want to go back to the 80s.
00:52:21.000We want to go back to jet skis and mullets and wraparound shades and kids playing outside, kids skinning their knee and not going to the doctor, no one needing a bottle of water in their purse, no one needing to wear a helmet, and respecting people who were rich.
00:52:36.000You know, in the 80s you saw someone in a Corvette or a Lamborghini or something and you went, whoa, that dude's got a lot of money, awesome.