Motley Crue is a Christian rock band. Black Sabbath is a heavy metal band. And I'm a Christian. So what does that have to do with drugs and murder? Well, let's just say it's not a good day to be a Christian in this day and age, and I'm not going to lie, it's a scary time to be in a relationship with someone who's into drugs and alcohol. We also talk about the opioid epidemic and how it's ruining the lives of millions of people around the world, and how we should all be doing our part to fix it. And we talk about how Satan is a demon, and that's not even the scariest thing I can think of! I mean, I guess it could be, but I think it's more than a little bit scary. I don't know, but that's what Satan is to me. Let's talk about it, shall we? (Sorry about the audio in this episode, I'm sorry about the background noise. I'm still trying to figure out how to work this out) and I hope you enjoy this episode. I'll be back next week with a new episode of the podcast with much better editing and editing, I promise you'll get a much better sound quality. Love ya'll! xoxo, John Rocha -Jon Sorrentino Jon Music: "The Devil" by Fountains of Wayne "Mr. Gratitude" & "Blame It On Me" by The Smiths (featuring "The Joker" by SONG (feat. by The Goodfellas) - "Goodbye Outer Space" by Peech & The Good Fight" by Jeff Perla (Music: "Solo" by Zaps and "The Good Girl" by Cribbie & "Outer" by KISS (Feat. ) by SONGS and "Peech and The Good Lady" by TAYLOR PODCASTING "Good Morning America" by BOBBY PENNY (feat ( ) by JAY & KELLY RYAN ( ) - "The Best Thing" by JEROMELLOYD "PODCAST in honor of Billie Eichner ( ) and JOSH MILLER ( ) ( ) in tribute to the late, great singer-songwriter and song "Shout at the Devil"
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00:00:31.000He's saying basically what they say in church.
00:00:34.000That, uh, you know, when you feel yourself having this rage, or when you want to stab someone in the back, or when you're stabbed in the back, that's the devil getting into someone.
00:00:45.000Um, and even he'll go, he'll be the love in your eyes will be the blood between your thighs and then have you cry for more.
00:00:54.000I don't think he's talking about Satan raping you.
00:00:57.000I think he's talking about all the terrible things in your life.
00:01:00.000Um, like, uh, this relationship you keep going back to where the guy or the girl is abusive, but the sex is so good.
00:01:11.000He'll put your strength to the test, he'll put the thrill back in death, I'm sure you heard it all before.
00:01:16.000He'll be the risk and the kiss, might be anger on your lips.
00:01:24.000It's kind of like an ABC After School special.
00:01:26.000Like, boys and girls, there's a blood stain on the stage, and your tears, the tears in your eyes, and those lies you're tempted to, that's the devil!
00:01:54.000Their practice space was above a movie theater and it played horror movies and Ozzy goes, or whoever, Gillespie, whatever his name was, goes, um, let's make music that's scary.
00:02:07.000Like, you know a horror movie, you know a horror movie's scary?
00:02:44.000But now, I am scared of Satan, and I'm going to start sounding like Alex Jones in this podcast because I used to see Satan as just a metaphor, like the devil.
00:02:55.000He's just like Nikki Sixx in Motley Crue.
00:02:59.000But I'm starting to get more literal with it.
00:03:46.000And, this is, I'm just making this up, but I honestly think there's a moment there where you're like, uh oh, my heart's gonna stop, my lungs are gonna forget to breathe, because that's how they OD.
00:03:55.000Their lungs forget to breathe, and their lungs just go to sleep.
00:04:00.000And I feel like there's a moment in there where this scaly hand just goes, let's go, let's go.
00:04:23.000But Trump might have said something racist, or there's that guy from NASCAR who was fired or lost sponsors because his dad said the N-word in the 80s.
00:04:35.000So we're all tangled up in that bullshit, right?
00:04:38.000Meanwhile, 20 black men are murdered a day with gang violence and this stupid drug war.
00:04:44.000And I think it's 115 a day from the opioid epidemic.
00:04:50.000And the amazing thing about the opioid epidemic is
00:06:51.000But he was at a gay bar and he was dancing around dressed like Gwen Stefani with his huge eyelashes and they're putting money in his pants.
00:06:59.000Make it a girl dressing up sexy and she's at a bar and men are putting money in her pants and she's 10 and she's dressed up like a sexy woman.
00:07:44.000Did you know Mark Randazza is a friend of mine?
00:07:46.000He represents the worst people imaginable.
00:07:48.000That's kind of his shtick, like porn stars.
00:07:51.000And most recently he took on some satanist case.
00:07:56.000And a lot of satanists apparently are quitting and in outrage because they're disgusted that the porn lawyer is representing them.
00:08:06.000Now, if you're really evil, if you're a real Satanist, wouldn't you be happy that this spooky guy is- you want Max- I think if you were truly a Satanist, you would be working at Purdue Pharmaceuticals.
00:08:19.000You'd have a black lab coat on and black fingernail polish.
00:08:34.000Just sitting around, casting spells with a bunch of old books that you have to blow dust off of, and saying, Ipsum Lama, Horem Epsule, Apsane Sanda, and burning candles.
00:09:19.000But he was, basically, the problem with him was he said the universe doesn't revolve, or our galaxy revolves around the sun, not the earth.
00:10:35.000What I believe is, this is my religion, or how I take Catholicism, God started this whole thing with like a magic goop.
00:10:43.000You know in Prometheus where that guy eats some sort of thing that turns him into dust and he goes into the river and then we have humanity?
00:11:45.000But then at the same time, I laugh in the face of Satanists, but I think the difference, the reason I can laugh at Satan, Satanists and witch, these fucking witches with all their stupid spells, I think that's becoming really common too.
00:11:56.000There's more flat earthers in society today than there have ever been in history, and I would argue there's more witches.
00:12:06.000Remember when you said you don't believe that they believe what they're saying because if, like, uh, their mother fell ill with cancer or something, they would- Okay, like, take two people, right?
00:12:14.000One guy isn't a witch, and he's told his mother has serious breast cancer, it's metastasized.
00:12:18.000The other is a practicing witch, he busts his ass all day with newts and fuckin' burning wheatgrass or whatever they do.
00:12:37.000It's like, he goes to the cash register, he's got like a pound of sage, and the cashier rings it up, she looks at him, she's like, let me guess, cancer?
00:12:53.000So, you say to the guy who's not a witch, he's looking really bad for your mom, he cries, and he goes to his mom's bedside, and he's destitute.
00:15:28.000Or your ethnicity even expect white people hate that there's nothing there.
00:15:33.000They're just playing like I know this Indian He's half American Indian half white and when he's a kid people ask him if he's Chinese or whatever you go No, no, I'm part American Indian part plane.
00:15:45.000White people hate that they're playing, so they'll find an Irish flag, they'll find out their great-grandfather was Irish, and then they've got this ukelele.
00:15:56.000They got the flag on the wall, they're learning Gaelic and shit, they're going back to the motherland, and everyone's like, what the fuck you doing here?
00:16:05.000I'm here to be with you, my friend, my fellow.
00:16:08.000Some of my relatives, man, the ones that weren't born in Scotland, they are so over the top with the kilts and the fucking Robbie Burns supper and they've got the dagger and the sock and all that stuff.
00:16:21.000And they learn bagpipes and everything.
00:16:23.000I mean, bagpipes is one of the hardest instruments there is.
00:16:29.000They're like, um, they want to be a part of something just like everybody else does, but they, um, want to be nonconformist and contrarians.
00:16:39.000So they wind up falling into a group of their own, which is, doesn't that take the fun out of it?
00:19:55.000Like when my dad gets drunk and he pulls up the arms of his blazer and he starts dancing, it's a very sensual kind of, and he's going, hurr to true to grip, vine.
00:21:30.000There's certain people like that, that just... Artie Lang is like that.
00:21:34.000Like, when he sees a picture of Kim Kardashian making it rain within a nanosecond, he goes, oh, looks like she's paying Lamar Oden's coke bill.
00:22:09.000Martin is the Caribbean and everything is backwards down there and the parking lot was incredibly hard to get out of.
00:22:14.000They didn't have any signs and we kept going in circles.
00:22:16.000There's no exit and so we're the second time we've looped around trying to find out how to get the fuck out of the airport and he goes, oh this is an interesting airport actually.
00:22:26.000The parking lot was designed by an architect city planner named Williard Nillard.
00:22:30.000His friends would call him Willy Nilly.
00:23:47.000And then punishing people who don't think that that's cool.
00:23:51.000Yeah, or how about the entire nation's focus being shifted away from 20 dead black men a day and a hundred dead opioid addicts a day and to silly minutiae like who said something rude.
00:24:09.000I think there's some real malicious... I think a lot of young people have given up on a family.
00:24:14.000I'm just making this up as I go along, by the way.
00:24:16.000I think a lot of young people have given up on a family, and I think that feels very unnatural, and so they lash out, and they want revenge.
00:24:23.000You'll notice journalism today, especially when it comes to stories about me, it's just vindictive tattletailing.
00:25:17.000I forget the term, but we do so much trade with them and they benefit so much from our relationship that I will start taking out of that and saying, look, boys, you're going to, I'm going to cut back here and I'm going to cut back there.
00:25:28.000And you're still going to want me as a customer because you get so much from me, but I'm gonna start demanding more.
00:28:00.000All the documented cases we have of illegals, where we have it on the books that they are here illegally, all of those are from planes and visas.
00:28:11.000But that's a tiny fraction of the 30 million who were here.
00:28:15.000The ones who are crossing the border, we don't have numbers on.
00:28:23.000As far as how many are here illegally, the number, the left says 12 million, the right says 30 million.
00:28:29.000The vast majority, and actually I think Ann Coulter is doing a story about this right now, something like 80% of them cross the border.
00:28:36.000Walking and but 90% of the ones we have on paper are Students or people at H1B visas and didn't go back or people who came here on a two-way You know round-trip ticket and didn't take the trip back.
00:28:48.000Those are just the ones we have documented and you keep hearing this lie used again and again and again and it's frustrating because you go you haven't looked it up and
00:28:58.000And that's just an example of how the news has become sports now.
00:29:03.000And it's just like, the Mets are the best team in the league.
00:29:06.000And I'm ignoring the fact that the Yankees are amazing.
00:29:10.000And they're gonna destroy us this year because they can finally spend money.
00:29:15.000Everyone thinks they're just good because they spent a ton of money.
00:30:17.000The political division and polarity makes me like Unity more, and so when you realize that you like the same sport, like you're a Red Sox fan, I'm a Yankees fan, we're in the same fucking stadium watching them play, we're rooting for the same game.
00:30:31.000I gotta admit though, sorry did I cut you off?
00:30:33.000I gotta admit, when someone's sitting right next to me, and they're with the St.
00:30:38.000Louis Cardinals or something, and we're in Brooklyn,
00:30:43.000And they're clapping every time they get a home run, and I sort of feel like saying, uh, can you go to a different section, please?
00:30:51.000Or I see them on TV behind the pitcher, behind the catcher, sorry, trying to distract the pitcher, and they're in New York, and the fact that you can be in New York and try to fuck with my team in our stadium, that pisses me off.
00:31:56.000But it's just, the Scots have this irritating love of the underdog thing, David and Goliath.
00:32:02.000So they always choose the underdog because they see themselves as the underdog, and they don't look it up.
00:32:05.000They're just like, they're probably pro-Basque separatist, or they probably love the FLQ that committed terrorist acts in Canada to separate Quebec.
00:32:15.000Not really too informed on the whole thing, I guess.
00:32:18.000And that's what we're getting with the new series.
00:32:46.000Or maybe an astrophysicist and we we got confused and thought it was an astrologist so every time he talks we're rolling our eyes and laughing because it's all been debunked and then at the end of the thing he goes, you're thinking of a fucking astrologist dumbass.
00:33:38.000You make a movie, even if you get like two million to do the movie, everyone's putting in so much insane hours.
00:33:43.000I start to wonder if this is minimum wage.
00:33:46.000And if you want to make it good, you take a hit personally on your salary, if you're not fucking Ryan Reynolds, and you want to put it into production.
00:33:53.000Like, we wanted to get a three-legged dog.
00:33:57.000We wanted to get an action guy who can do good fight scenes.
00:34:01.000We wanted to get, oh, you want to get songs.
00:34:04.000I managed to get Diplo on How to Be a Man.
00:34:07.000That was very cool, but we had to put aside a lot of money for music.
00:34:13.000It's not a very lucrative endeavor if you're not in Hollywood and part of the 1% who makes these stupid superhero blockbusters.
00:35:53.000Because when you accept the terms and conditions,
00:35:56.000And we don't follow you after that, we don't hack into your personal life or anything, we just see where you go in the store, what you buy, how much you paid for, stuff like that.
00:36:05.000I have an idea- Well now they're everywhere.
00:36:06.000We were the first, but now you're on the subway, and you know when you're on the subway and you get on the MTA subway thing, they're tracking your every move.
00:36:20.000Okay, I usually resist doing that But yeah, so that's a I gotta tell you have to remind me.
00:36:25.000I have a good invention and I don't want to air it No, it's it's a good I gotta say my I'm 48 years old I'm a half a century old without exception when people say that the idea is so hair whitening Lee stupid that I sometimes get dizzy and
00:36:42.000Doesn't help that I'm, I'm blasted on Coke right now.
00:37:49.000American anglophiles do it because it's an affectation in Britain, and it's an affectation of Britain because a king... Remember the king's speech?
00:44:15.000But if something were to happen to him, and it had nothing to do with me, then that's God, or nature, or whatever, and that's just my luck.
00:44:22.000So you're allowed to, I would never pray in a billion years for anything bad to happen to a rival team, but sometimes you have bad thoughts.
00:44:30.000And that's what journalism is, but openly.
00:44:33.000Like Bill Maher, he said on his show, he said, I want the economy to start sucking so people can see what a cocksucker Trump is.
00:44:42.000And Mike Cernovich brought up a good point.
00:44:43.000He said, when the economy is bad, suicide rates go up, especially among men.
00:44:48.000So you want men to die so you can be right?
00:44:51.000Yeah, little families struggling, just like, you know, overwhelmed by their financial problems.
00:44:56.000Or even, here's a great example, when there was the caravan going up to the border, I think a lot of lefties were wanting them to get shot.
00:45:24.000When there's a shooting and they're like, please be Muslim, please be Muslim, please be Muslim, please be Muslim.
00:45:30.000If it's just a crazy lunatic, then it doesn't make any points.
00:45:34.000But if it's a Muslim, then we can say, see, I told you there was a pattern here.
00:45:38.000So I think both sides, when there's a shooting—oh my god, this is a horrible thing to admit, but I think it's good because both sides are guilty of this—I think both sides, when there's a shooting, are combing through the article, and the left is looking for a MAGA hat, or a Confederate flag, or Trump likes on Facebook, and the right is just poring through the article looking for the word Mohammed.
00:46:23.000We're really at a time of the most petty discourse, not just journalism but social media, this whole thing with me and everyone I know being deplatformed and now you can't, I mean I have this podcast for now, we'll see how long this lasts, but
00:46:41.000He said, we're getting into this weird zone where there's just bubbles and you're on your little Facebook group and you have your bubble and then lies can propagate.
00:46:49.000Like that lie about how all illegals are here from planes.
00:46:52.000That lie is just considered a fact now.
00:46:54.000I hear it on Howard Stern all the time.
00:46:57.000And that's because you don't have someone else going in there and going, actually, that's not true.
00:47:51.000Yeah, when you take away this dialogue and this ability to argue, and you make it all about the bubble, the pressure cooker just keeps cooking and cooking and cooking and cooking, and it's not going to be good.
00:48:02.000I mean, talk of civil war used to be for the eccentrics like Alex Jones, but now you're hearing it more from the less right-wing people like Tucker Carlson.
00:51:31.000I like that there's all these conspiracy theory nuts, because some of them are true.
00:51:36.000Sometimes you find out that they really are making the frogs gay.
00:51:40.000I mean, estrogen in the water supply is affecting amphibians, and amphibians, they can choose their gender at a very early stage, and they tend to be making more female amphibians because they're confused by this extra estrogen in the water supply.
00:51:53.000That's a very boring way to say, they're turning the frogs gay!
00:53:52.000First of all, he never said, shout at the devil.
00:53:54.000That record exec is definitely lying, because we read the lyrics to Shout at the Devil, and it's an anti-devil song.
00:54:00.000Um, but he doesn't believe in Satan in the way that, you know, uh, heavy metal guys think they can summon him and they can use his powers with curses and spells and all that shit.
00:54:52.000But now that it's on the news and the guy's lying, that's different.
00:54:58.000Now we're turning America into a bitter tattletale bullshit session where people are being woefully ignorant of the truth and trying to get other people hurt, sometimes killed.
00:56:39.000She says, well, I heard of people taking their grandparents' passports away, so that way they can't vote, because usually they vote conservative, so maybe that's something you could do?
00:57:18.000I've heard people saying, if your husband supports Trump, you should divorce him.
00:57:22.000I'm not talking about me, although that's happened a million times, but I'm talking about like the New York Post, like articles, writing, people saying this, couples getting divorced, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
00:57:33.000And I was talking to someone the other day and she said, look, I disagree with pretty much everything you say, but I think you have the right to say that whole thing.
00:57:41.000And I said, I don't believe in disagreeing.
00:57:46.000I think whatever we disagreed on, like immigration, we could lock ourselves in a room with computers and researchers and stay up all night and we would come out of that room on the same page.
00:57:58.000Like with music, you have to agree to disagree, but with political ideology, isn't it just accrued data?
00:58:30.000I think it's a scam that the schools use.
00:58:33.000There's seven million dollars in debt.
00:58:34.000A turkey sandwich I worked out costs like a dollar three.
00:58:38.000If you can't get a dollar three together, you're worse than a bum.
00:58:40.000Bums get ten bucks together for their vodka.
00:58:44.000I don't think it's the school's job to provide lunch.
00:58:47.000Actually, you know what's funny about that one?
00:58:50.000I had like an eight hour discussion with David Cross about free lunches and after, with research and everything, and after all that, he still disagreed with me.
00:58:59.000So it has happened to me once, where we had all the data and we still disagreed, but now because politics is sports, it's just like, hey man, you're a Yankees guy, I'm a Mets guy, and I disagree with a lot of what you guys do, but I respect that you play baseball well.
01:02:09.000Because I think it's important that you get better at lying.
01:02:11.000Yeah, the exact words, because I'll never forget them now that I'm damaged.
01:02:15.000You were like, I'm sitting there wiping snow off my face, I'm like, and you're like, I need you to look in the mirror when you get home and say, I'm not a spaz.
01:02:25.000Spaz, I thought about it, it brought me back to, you probably were thinking like 14 year old Gavin that was like hitting the slopes and you're like, spaz?
01:04:03.000I mean it's hard to talk about because heroin was around killing people but this recent wave is fucking insane and it should dominate the news.
01:06:03.000And then secondly, and I think the two you could argue are related, secondly the discourse in this country and the way we're all talking has drifted from any kind of rational behavior and become kind of religious puritanism.
01:06:16.000Basically I guess the theme of this show is we're going back in time.
01:06:20.000We're getting back to Victorian England.
01:06:23.000And we are not amused, and we're worried about blasphemy, and we don't speak to the lower classes.
01:07:19.000I was going to say, if I ever meet Tommy Lee, I'm going to say to him, whenever you're drumming, do you ever go, holy fuck, I'm good at this.