Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Get Off My Lawn Podcast #106 | After meeting with local authorities we have made the decision to close the school

00:00:01.000 After meeting with local authorities, we have made the decision to cancel school.

00:00:06.000 That's coming out from the Covington Catholic High School.

00:00:11.000 We have to talk about that, obviously.

00:00:13.000 I know you're probably bored of it by now, but I sure ain't.

00:00:17.000 They canceled school because the police said they're getting too many death threats.

00:00:22.000 Here's the weirdest thing about all of this.

00:00:27.000 It's how easy it is.

00:00:29.000 For these stories to explode.

00:00:31.000 That's what I want to get to the bottom of today.

00:00:34.000 Is why is there so much vitriol directed at people like those kids?

00:00:41.000 Now, Ann Coulter said, it's so weird you have like Black Lives Matter and jihadists and you've got Linda Sarsour and these feminists and all these people that don't really seem to get along, Indians, that don't seem to have anything on their Venn diagram but a hatred of white men.

00:01:01.000 And I think it's more specific than that.

00:01:05.000 They don't hate Al Franken.

00:01:08.000 And I guess they hate old white men, you know, like Dick Cheney type of guys, but it's more of an eye rolling when it comes to old white men.

00:01:16.000 It's like, Oh God, you have more old white men.

00:01:18.000 That's all we need.

00:01:20.000 It's like, they're boring.

00:01:21.000 Sort of like when your dad is telling jokes or something.

00:01:24.000 I guess you can't say that because your dad is not an old white man.

00:01:26.000 No, he does not.

00:01:29.000 He does not tell joke.

00:01:30.000 He's not funny.

00:01:32.000 You could leave your coke around him and it'll be fine.

00:01:35.000 That's a different part of Asia where they practice that.

00:01:40.000 Wouldn't it be funny if that was true, and there was a rash of young Chinese people that would go pee-pee in your Coke, and the rhyme was sort of, it wasn't based to tease anyone, it was to raise awareness.

00:01:52.000 Did you pee-pee here?

00:01:53.000 It's like that, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seedy, it's just a way to warn, hey guys, he's Chinese, he played joke, he put pee-pee in your Coke, so be careful.

00:02:04.000 It's more effective than the ABCs, more necessary.

00:02:07.000 Just a way to remember.

00:02:09.000 A way where you could, not that pee's that bad for you, but you don't wanna be drinking it.

00:02:12.000 It's gross.

00:02:13.000 I've done it a couple times, as a dare.

00:02:16.000 I actually, you know what's fucked up?

00:02:18.000 When I lived in Taiwan, I was teaching English, and one of my clients, I was teaching a little kid, and his parents, I got along pretty well with them, they were super rich, and the mom drank pee.

00:02:32.000 Wow.

00:02:33.000 Yes, it cures cancer, she would tell me.

00:02:35.000 Oh, jeez.

00:02:36.000 And it wasn't uncommon for these upper middle class Chinese housewives, these sort of real housewives of Taipei, to drink urine to cure cancer.

00:02:45.000 They'll do anything for self-improvement, like rhino horns, pee, babies.

00:02:51.000 That's what I don't get about China.

00:02:53.000 It's what, 40,000 years old?

00:02:55.000 I think it's the oldest culture in the world, and they're still like, oh, I was going to do Japanese.

00:03:02.000 When you were doing Japanese, it's hard to switch to Chinese.

00:03:04.000 Hard to switch to Chinese.

00:03:08.000 Oh, you have glaucoma?

00:03:09.000 Here, give me your baby toe.

00:03:11.000 I'll apply pressure to it.

00:03:13.000 Like, there's one, every town has this stupid foot shit where you push on various parts of your feet to cure, you know, to help with your lungs.

00:03:21.000 Oh, you have a sore back here?

00:03:22.000 Let me push on this toe.

00:03:24.000 Guys, how could you?

00:03:25.000 And then the whole, like, tiger eye will give you strength and, you know, eating snakes, having snakes in your whiskey and all that weird shit.

00:03:34.000 And remember that, those, like, glass bulbs?

00:03:36.000 They heat up glass bulbs and they put them on your back?

00:03:38.000 Oh, that's such a pile of horse shit!

00:03:39.000 Like...

00:03:40.000 Or those spas where they have brass and gold and other metals that the steam goes through because it empowers you and the brass follicles.

00:03:52.000 Yeah, you go to these Korean spas.

00:03:53.000 I know Korea's not in China, but Korean spas have the same bullshit.

00:03:59.000 They think in China they have a saying, if it moves, it's food.

00:04:03.000 But the other thing they believe is, if the animal's in a lot of pain when it's killed to eat, it's more delicious.

00:04:11.000 Oh, that's awesome.

00:04:11.000 The more it suffers, the more yummy it'll be.

00:04:13.000 And that's not even true, because you're getting adrenaline going through their veins.

00:04:18.000 Right, yeah.

00:04:19.000 And apparently that makes the meat more, I don't know, gamey or something.

00:04:22.000 Yeah, that's why like a flounder, it's just a quick kill is best, because then they don't

00:04:28.000 They don't shoot the adrenaline through them and it makes it all tough.

00:04:31.000 Makes the meat all tough.

00:04:32.000 Is that a real thing?

00:04:32.000 Are you sure?

00:04:33.000 Yeah, because I did that one time we had a fresh halibut or flounder, like those flat, that's a flounder, yeah.

00:04:39.000 Sometimes I'll have that fish just for the halibut.

00:04:43.000 I love that.

00:04:44.000 That's my guilty pleasure.

00:04:45.000 Puns like that.

00:04:47.000 But yeah, we had one of those and I killed it.

00:04:51.000 I learned how to kill it because I knew my boss was just going to let it suffocate and not kill it.

00:04:56.000 He was just going to leave it in a box and let it die.

00:04:59.000 And I was like, first of all, it's fucked up.

00:05:00.000 Second of all, that's going to make the meat all shitty.

00:05:02.000 So I learned how to do it and then just went, and me and him bonded.

00:05:07.000 The little fish.

00:05:08.000 The little fish you were killing?

00:05:09.000 Yeah, and he was pissed.

00:05:10.000 He was like, he's like, what'd you do that?

00:05:12.000 He was like laughing it off, kinda.

00:05:14.000 But they like to eat it.

00:05:15.000 He was Chinese?

00:05:17.000 No, Korean.

00:05:18.000 Oh.

00:05:18.000 Still is.

00:05:19.000 How long you been Korean for?

00:05:24.000 Oh my god, I'm gonna start asking people that.

00:05:26.000 Hey man, how long you been Korean for?

00:05:29.000 I thought of a funny thing this morning at the gym, which was packed by the way.

00:05:36.000 I thought people are at work today.

00:05:39.000 Me too.

00:05:41.000 Oh, it's because they were all molested?

00:05:44.000 Is today molesting day?

00:05:45.000 Well, you said that everyone's at the gym because of me too.

00:05:49.000 No.

00:05:50.000 Um, I thought it'd be funny if you're telling people stuff you have to do, like a bunch of errands, you throw in sex wedding.

00:05:57.000 So you're just like, yeah, well, I'm going to be at my parents and I have to go to sex wedding on Thursday.

00:06:01.000 And then for the whole rest of the week, you know, my kids have off.

00:06:04.000 So I'm going to just probably be skiing.

00:06:06.000 Did you, what was the middle part there?

00:06:10.000 I ski with the kids.

00:06:11.000 It's really fun.

00:06:12.000 It's great to get them off the screens.

00:06:13.000 Anyway, I got to go.

00:06:16.000 So you just leave?

00:06:17.000 Run away.

00:06:19.000 You gotta commit to the bit.

00:06:20.000 A sex wedding?

00:06:23.000 Well, what else do I do?

00:06:24.000 I can't answer the question or the joke is gone.

00:06:25.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:06:27.000 They'll ask you the next time they see you.

00:06:28.000 You gotta say it as you're getting off the bus.

00:06:30.000 Alright, well, I can't see you tonight, I have a sex wedding, but I'll call you guys tomorrow!

00:06:34.000 Bye!

00:06:35.000 It's a nice day for a sex wedding.

00:06:38.000 It's just a wedding where everyone's nude.

00:06:40.000 Yeah, and having sex.

00:06:42.000 The groom has a boner because he's going to finally feel like what sex is like.

00:06:46.000 That's a great joke, by the way, to do at weddings.

00:06:49.000 You go up to the bride and the groom and you say, whoa, wait till you guys try sex.

00:06:52.000 It feels awesome.

00:06:55.000 Anyway, so what happened on Friday?

00:06:59.000 So on Friday, some rowdy high school boys

00:07:04.000 We're at the pro-life march.

00:07:07.000 And can we just take a side note?

00:07:09.000 I am sick of everyone making abortion a feminist thing.

00:07:16.000 Almost 50% of women are pro-life.

00:07:19.000 So why are you anti-woman if you're pro-life?

00:07:24.000 Aren't you, if you're pro-choice, aren't you anti-pro-life woman?

00:07:28.000 Aren't you denying them a society where

00:07:32.000 They think murder's going on, or don't think murder's going on?

00:07:37.000 Say, right now, in America, you can have an abortion as long as it's not a viable life that could live outside the womb.

00:07:43.000 I think that's like 26 weeks or something, I can't remember how many weeks it is.

00:07:48.000 Pro-life women see that as murder.

00:07:51.000 So you're forcing women to live in a society where they believe, according to their ethics, that babies are being murdered.

00:07:58.000 So isn't that, how is that feminist?

00:08:01.000 The question about abortion is an ethical question and it is, when is it a life?

00:08:07.000 Pro-life people think it begins at conception.

00:08:11.000 Pro-choice people don't.

00:08:12.000 There are men and women on both sides of that.

00:08:15.000 I guess because it's the woman who can't have an abortion if we don't have legal abortion.

00:08:20.000 Is that why it's a feminist issue?

00:08:22.000 But pro-life women want that.

00:08:27.000 Get what I'm saying?

00:08:28.000 Like pro-life women don't have a choice right now.

00:08:31.000 Oh no, yeah, absolutely.

00:08:33.000 And how weird would that be if you really genuinely think it's heinous and then people around you are having them, oh I got an abortion yesterday, or whatever.

00:08:42.000 Yeah!

00:08:42.000 You know, that is odd.

00:08:44.000 Well that's where I live.

00:08:45.000 That's the society I live in.

00:08:47.000 I'm against abortion and I see that woman at that same march, or maybe it was, no it was one in Florida, bragging about all of her abortions.

00:08:55.000 That's so twisted.

00:08:57.000 That is so twisted.

00:08:58.000 And yeah, that's a thing they do now.

00:09:00.000 Because if you just leave it alone, it becomes a person.

00:09:04.000 That's, you know, you just don't kill it.

00:09:08.000 To think of it as something funny or something to brag about, that's downright, that's when we get back into the demonic shit.

00:09:14.000 Anyway, so they were at a pro-life march, and they come up from Kentucky for this.

00:09:20.000 And they're Catholics.

00:09:22.000 Catholics are pro-life.

00:09:23.000 That's just part of it.

00:09:24.000 You can't be in the Knights of Columbus if you're pro-choice.

00:09:27.000 All Catholics are pro-life.

00:09:29.000 It's part of their religion.

00:09:31.000 They don't support gay marriage and they are anti-abortion.

00:09:36.000 That's just a fact.

00:09:37.000 Sorry guys, that's the way their religion works.

00:09:41.000 You can't really protest that.

00:09:43.000 You know, it's like protesting that Orthodox Jews don't allow you to have cheeseburgers.

00:09:50.000 It's just part of their culture.

00:09:52.000 It's their, it's my religion too, by the way, I don't know why I'm saying them.

00:09:55.000 Anyway, so they do that.

00:09:57.000 And then the, the chaperone say, go butt down by the Lincoln Memorial and the buses will take you away at 5.30.

00:10:04.000 Um, and they're rowdy, young high school boys.

00:10:07.000 And they're on vacation, sort of.

00:10:09.000 I mean, it's not the funnest vacation in the world, but it is pretty exciting when you're that age and you're in a new city and you're rowdy.

00:10:15.000 Boys are rowdy.

00:10:17.000 Especially, by the way, these boys.

00:10:18.000 I think that's part of their whole thing.

00:10:20.000 Like the sports mascot for the school, Covington Catholic High School, is a colonel and he's known as the crazy colonel.

00:10:28.000 So they have all these crazy chants and they yell and scream.

00:10:32.000 Um, so jumping up and down and being boys and, uh, well, man, if you're 18, you're a man, right?

00:10:39.000 When are you a man?

00:10:43.000 18, but even then, um, you could still exhibit boyish behavior.

00:10:47.000 So I think it's judged on your behavior and your stuff.

00:10:50.000 Oh yeah.

00:10:50.000 You're not a man until you've broken a heart, had your heart broken, beat up someone and had the shit beaten out of you.

00:10:56.000 Yes.

00:10:57.000 That's, that's one of the common.

00:11:00.000 I know a man who's a man, he doesn't act to a plan, not afraid of appearing insane if he can't break a brick.

00:11:13.000 What is that?

00:11:14.000 That's The Who, It's Hard, but it's an album where Pete Townshend was doing his own solo album, so I think he just sort of farted out It's Hard because The Who needed an album, and he put all his energy into his

00:11:28.000 His album, which has some weird shit in it.

00:11:31.000 Like, rough boys, out on the streets, I wanna suck and taste them.

00:11:37.000 What?

00:11:37.000 Are you sure?

00:11:38.000 Whoa, what?

00:11:39.000 No.

00:11:40.000 I heard, what, did you just say suck and taste them?

00:11:43.000 Is that real?

00:11:44.000 I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.

00:11:45.000 That's bogus.

00:11:46.000 I mean, I've been talking about this since before Google, so you could just have stories like that in your head for years and not check on them.

00:11:54.000 Rough Boys song, Pete Townsend.

00:11:59.000 Um, just go lyrics.

00:12:01.000 I wanna suck and taste them!

00:12:03.000 Okay.

00:12:04.000 And didn't he have, he had some pedophile problems.

00:12:07.000 Yeah.

00:12:07.000 Where he got caught looking up kiddie porn and he said he was doing it for research and I think that excuse worked.

00:12:13.000 I don't know if he was guilty or innocent.

00:12:16.000 Alright.

00:12:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:12:19.000 I see what you're saying.

00:12:20.000 Alright, so it says, um, after a couple lines, don't walk away, I very nearly missed you, tough boys, come over here, I wanna bite and kiss you.

00:12:27.000 I want to see what I can find.

00:12:29.000 That's very gay.

00:12:30.000 Take a bottle of wine.

00:12:31.000 I bet even a lot of gays are like, I don't really want to bite him.

00:12:35.000 I love him.

00:12:35.000 Why would I bite him?

00:12:37.000 I want to suck him off and make out with him.

00:12:39.000 I don't want to bite anyone.

00:12:41.000 And I assume this is of age and you're using boy in a pejorative way.

00:12:45.000 Yeah, of course.

00:12:46.000 Rough boys don't walk away.

00:12:48.000 I just want to suck and taste you for research.

00:12:51.000 Oh, Gonna Get Inside You.

00:12:52.000 What?!

00:12:53.000 Gonna Get Inside Your Bitter Mind.

00:12:55.000 What a weird gay song!

00:12:57.000 I Wanna Buy You Leather, Make Noise, Try and Take Me Away.

00:13:01.000 What the hell is going on with this song?

00:13:03.000 Is he doing it from the perspective of a raging leather homosexual?

00:13:08.000 I hope it's one of those songs where he says tough boys and it has nothing to do with the next line.

00:13:13.000 Like if I was like Tonka Trucks, I get a sandwich.

00:13:16.000 Tonka Trucks, I'm in love.

00:13:18.000 Or something.

00:13:19.000 I don't think that's the case.

00:13:21.000 No, I think he's right, at best he's writing it from the perspective of a super gay.

00:13:27.000 Is there, oh wait, there's a Wikipedia there, go down.

00:13:31.000 Rough Boys.

00:13:33.000 Check the Wikipedia.

00:13:34.000 I wanna suck and taste it.

00:13:35.000 There's a song meaning... What?

00:13:38.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:39.000 Townshend dedicated Rough Boys to the Sex Pistols as well as his children.

00:13:43.000 What?!

00:13:44.000 Emma and Minta on the album sleeve of Empty Glass.

00:13:47.000 That's twisted.

00:13:49.000 Rockstar Alice Cooper said this of the song.

00:13:50.000 You have p-sexual ambiguity going on here.

00:13:53.000 It sounds like a gay song.

00:13:56.000 I still don't know exactly what he was trying to say with that song, but I love it, whatever it is.

00:14:00.000 Pete's an amazing mystery.

00:14:03.000 Okay.

00:14:04.000 So the Wikipedia says we don't know what is going on with that song either.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:08.000 Alright, I don't know how we got here.

00:14:10.000 Well...

00:14:11.000 Oh yeah, we're talking about man.

00:14:12.000 Yes.

00:14:13.000 There's another line on that It's Hard where he goes, uh, he had a snake the size of a super pipe living in his rib cage, and it felt like a pickled priest who was being flambéed.

00:14:23.000 You got me requisition, blondie!

00:14:24.000 Like, did you just chew up, did you just throw a dictionary in a wood chipper?

00:14:29.000 I felt like a pickled priest.

00:14:31.000 He had a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in his rib cage.

00:14:35.000 I bet the Who was going, Pete, you've spent all your creativity writing gay songs for yourself, and you left us with a man who's not afraid of appearing insane because he can't break a brick.

00:14:46.000 One time my buddy Eric in high school, I go, do you know the album It's Hard?

00:14:50.000 He goes, oh yeah, I love it.

00:14:52.000 I go, really?

00:14:52.000 It's kind of shitty.

00:14:54.000 And he goes, no, I love it.

00:14:55.000 Really?

00:14:56.000 Even that A Man is a Man song?

00:14:58.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah.

00:14:59.000 And then I'm starting to think, you don't know what I'm talking about and you're just pretending.

00:15:03.000 By the way, no joke, I teased him about this maybe five days ago.

00:15:10.000 And this happened in 1985.

00:15:12.000 So it's like 30 years I'm still ragging him for this.

00:15:17.000 But anyway, so I told you the line already, right?

00:15:20.000 A man is a man not afraid of appearing insane if he can't break a brick.

00:15:23.000 He had a snake of the size of a sewer pipe.

00:15:25.000 No, that's a different song.

00:15:26.000 I'm doing The Man as a Mammal.

00:15:28.000 So I say to Eric, I go, okay, then finish this song.

00:15:31.000 Not afraid of appearing insane if he can't.

00:15:34.000 And Eric guesses, tell a friend.

00:15:38.000 You just tried to guess the lyrics so you wouldn't get caught.

00:15:43.000 There's too many options, my friend.

00:15:47.000 And it's break a break.

00:15:49.000 Okay, so these guys are jumping around doing school chants and the

00:15:54.000 The whatchamacalls are there, the black Hebrew Israelites who, good luck figuring it out.

00:16:01.000 Here's everything you need to know about the black Hebrew Israelites.

00:16:05.000 Steer clear.

00:16:06.000 Don't engage.

00:16:07.000 Don't get into an argument.

00:16:09.000 You're going to lose.

00:16:11.000 Don't ask them about the Holocaust.

00:16:14.000 You can't even figure out their religion.

00:16:18.000 And all these young white kids will go up and start arguing or women, feminists, will go up and start arguing with them.

00:16:24.000 And what are you going to do?

00:16:25.000 Change their minds?

00:16:27.000 So they are a group.

00:16:29.000 Who seem to be associated with Christians, Jews, and Muslims.

00:16:33.000 I mean, they have so many different divisions that are linked to the nation of Islam.

00:16:37.000 They also say that they are the real Jews and that they refuse to recognize Israel.

00:16:42.000 They should be the ones in Israel, not all the white Jews.

00:16:45.000 How do they feel about the black Jews that are in Israel?

00:16:48.000 I don't know about that.

00:16:50.000 And then they also seem, some of them seem to be Christians.

00:16:55.000 And they hate gays.

00:16:58.000 They hate race mixers.

00:17:01.000 They're anti-semitic in the sense that they think the Holocaust was a joke because it wasn't real Jews.

00:17:08.000 But they're also consider themselves the only true Jews.

00:17:11.000 So I don't know what you want to call that.

00:17:14.000 It's just a crazy religion that just seems to be made up on the spot.

00:17:19.000 They wear a lot of... Their garb is very odd.

00:17:21.000 It looks like, you know, time traveler stuff.

00:17:23.000 It looks like when you're playing a...

00:17:25.000 Like in some RPGs, like some real nerdy world of Warcraft.

00:17:27.000 Yeah, it's really interesting.

00:17:28.000 And I kind of like that it's in Brooklyn and in Manhattan, and it's colorful.

00:17:33.000 But like everything colorful in New York, you keep your distance.

00:17:38.000 And you know what I saw, by the way, by the old Compound Studio?

00:17:42.000 Black Hebrew Israelites there yelling about Jesus.

00:17:45.000 And oh yeah, Jesus, by the way, is a pedophile, according to them.

00:17:49.000 And their camera guy filming, he was wearing the garb with the puka shells and the

00:17:54.000 The turbans and the big things.

00:17:55.000 And he was white!

00:18:00.000 Isn't that a weird one?

00:18:01.000 They have one every now and then.

00:18:03.000 There's that clip where they're like on the street and that woman comes up and she's like, so what you're saying is... She gets right in their face.

00:18:10.000 I've seen guys go up to them, young white guys that want to be their friend really badly because it looks cool.

00:18:15.000 They're not gonna be your friend, dude.

00:18:17.000 But I've seen two different videos of sycophantic white guys literally kissing their boots.

00:18:24.000 Literally?

00:18:24.000 Literally, getting down on one knee and kissing their boots and saying, I'm sorry for slavery, etc.

00:18:32.000 Sheesh.

00:18:34.000 And guess how well that works?

00:18:36.000 Guess what great pals they become after that?

00:18:38.000 All right, you kissed my boots, we're bros now.

00:18:39.000 You want to go get a beer?

00:18:42.000 So anyway, black Hebrew Israelites are there, and

00:18:47.000 D.C.

00:18:47.000 is very left-wing.

00:18:49.000 5% of that population voted for Trump, and wearing a MAGA hat in D.C.

00:18:54.000 is a pretty big deal.

00:18:56.000 Some do, and there's some areas and a couple bars where you could sort of get away with it, but you know, D.C.

00:19:02.000 is the place where they go to Tucker's house and scream, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

00:19:08.000 So, it's a...

00:19:11.000 So we're, you know, wearing a MAGA hat in Kentucky just means I like the president.

00:19:14.000 These Kentucky kids don't seem to get that wearing a MAGA hat in DC is seen as a big deal.

00:19:19.000 And Alyssa Milano, after this all happened, she got on Twitter and said, Red MAGA hats are the new white hoods of America.

00:19:29.000 And every black person wearing a MAGA hat.

00:19:31.000 Tommy Sotomayor just got kicked out of Hooters for wearing a MAGA hat, by the way.

00:19:36.000 We got to talk to him about that.

00:19:39.000 He didn't know it was a white hood, apparently.

00:19:43.000 In the context of DC, these black Hebrew Israelites, who are very radical, see the MAGA hats as a fuck you.

00:19:50.000 So they start yelling, fuck you, at the kids.

00:19:53.000 They say that, I guess they had a Catholic Covington High, some sort of shirt or something, so they knew they were Catholic.

00:20:02.000 And they said, Jesus is going to come back and rape all your kids.

00:20:07.000 They see that one of the guys is black, so they start calling him an N-word.

00:20:12.000 Being very abusive, right?

00:20:16.000 And the kids are just kind of laughing it off.

00:20:20.000 And then this Indian guy comes up to them.

00:20:25.000 Actually, I'm not exactly positive when the black Hebrew Israelite stuff started getting really ornery.

00:20:31.000 It could have just been some like, get out of here with those hats, and then it became N-word farther down the line.

00:20:37.000 But there was definitely some confrontation already there.

00:20:39.000 And then the Indian guy comes up, and he starts banging a drum, and, uh,

00:20:45.000 Doing like what they say is an AIM chant into the guy's face.

00:20:51.000 And from what I saw in the footage, there wasn't a lot of Indians.

00:20:54.000 There was just two.

00:20:55.000 So it didn't look like a ceremony.

00:20:58.000 And so they, this guy's in his face and they're all laughing.

00:21:02.000 And then they start going along with the chant and maybe adding their, their high school chant into like an Indian type of chant.

00:21:09.000 Which, in the first video, you're supposed to- that was the really bad one that everyone saw out of context.

00:21:16.000 Even when I saw that one, I thought, they clearly don't recognize this as an indigenous ceremony.

00:21:20.000 It doesn't look like one, it looks like two guys.

00:21:22.000 And if someone comes up to you singing an Indian song, and you're already jumping around yelling, you might sort of sing an Indian way.

00:21:29.000 Like, say a polka guy comes up to you and is playing the accordion.

00:21:33.000 You might start doing a polka thing.

00:21:36.000 Or a mariachi band.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:38.000 It didn't look like a ceremonial thing.

00:21:40.000 It just looked like Indians making sounds.

00:21:43.000 Music.

00:21:44.000 I mean, it's not like every time an Indian plays a drum, it's this big important ceremony.

00:21:48.000 Sometimes it's at a powwow.

00:21:50.000 Sometimes it's dudes just hanging out drinking after the powwow because you're not allowed to drink at powwows.

00:21:54.000 And they go out in the woods and just beat the drums and sing and drink and party.

00:21:57.000 It seems like they could have both ways where they're like, Oh, Americans are ignorant and they don't know anything about other cultures.

00:22:03.000 Meanwhile, they hold it against you if you don't know about other cultures.

00:22:06.000 Well, you saw how little the press knows about other cultures too.

00:22:10.000 And this happened, I'll get to Halifax in a second.

00:22:12.000 But one weird thing that I got, there's something just wrong about this guy from the very beginning.

00:22:17.000 They say he was singing an AIM chant.

00:22:19.000 Now AIM is the American Indian Movement.

00:22:21.000 And, uh,

00:22:23.000 They're awesome, but they're pretty radical.

00:22:26.000 They were like the Black Panthers, not the new Black Panthers who are super radical and want to kill cops, but the 1960s Black Panthers who, you know, you read what they were doing and the 1960s Black Panthers are pretty reasonable.

00:22:39.000 And AIM was pretty cool.

00:22:40.000 They took over Alcatraz.

00:22:42.000 But

00:22:43.000 To say that they are part of an Indigenous ceremony doesn't make sense.

00:22:48.000 That's like you have this important African ceremony and you're blaring Public Enemy.

00:22:54.000 It's incongruous.

00:22:56.000 You know, you'd have more traditional music at an Indigenous ceremony.

00:23:00.000 And does AIME even have a chant?

00:23:02.000 Does AIME have a song?

00:23:04.000 I didn't know that.

00:23:06.000 So that's fishy, right?

00:23:07.000 But you see the video.

00:23:10.000 And this Indian guy focuses on this one kid who just smiles, not a big smile, but just like a smirk, which I think is the best thing you can do.

00:23:23.000 I wasn't pilloring these kids even when I saw the first video.

00:23:26.000 I thought they did pretty well in the very first video.

00:23:28.000 That's... I guess that makes me radical.

00:23:31.000 But what are you supposed to do when someone, and it's clearly not a ceremony, is banging a drum right in your face?

00:23:37.000 Are you supposed to bow down?

00:23:38.000 Is this how cucked we are supposed to be as a nation?

00:23:41.000 We're just supposed to, like, if we see any Indian do anything, we just bow down, and when black Hebrew Israelites start screaming N-words at our black friends, we just look at the ground?

00:23:51.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:23:52.000 These guys were not remotely violent.

00:23:54.000 I saw an article in the post this morning where the guy says, you know, they could have been a little more reverent, but boys will be boys.

00:24:00.000 And they, they, someone picked a fight with them and they, they didn't back down.

00:24:04.000 And I thought, no, they were, I don't understand what they did wrong.

00:24:07.000 They didn't know the song was a fuck you.

00:24:10.000 And as soon as they started to figure it out, you saw them stop jumping around and just sort of stare going, what the fuck is going on?

00:24:17.000 Um, so as you know, I'm sure anyone remotely curious knows, this blew up.

00:24:22.000 And the narrative, the black Hebrew Israelites were ignored.

00:24:26.000 And then, um, it became, there was a beautiful aboriginal ceremony, indigenous ceremony, and then these kids in mag hats went, ah, ah, ah, and just wrecked it the way Animal House wrecked the parade at the end of the movie Animal House.

00:24:42.000 And then the takeaway from that is, we live in a society where we don't respect, you know, Indians, we don't respect black people, we don't respect history, we just have a bunch of spoiled brats who step onto homeless people's cakes on 6th Avenue.

00:24:58.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:59.000 Yeah, I know that one.

00:25:00.000 Like we just, we hear there's a, we hear there's a funeral for some native elder and we go in and push over the teepee laughing.

00:25:07.000 And I know that's not America.

00:25:09.000 So I already knew that this is bullshit.

00:25:12.000 And it's the exact same story as the Halifax thing, where they were accused of destroying an indigenous ceremony.

00:25:19.000 Um, it was about three years ago now, and it was Canada Day.

00:25:24.000 I hate saying that word.

00:25:25.000 It's like Saturday Night Live.

00:25:27.000 Canada Day.

00:25:28.000 Canada Day.

00:25:29.000 Canada Day.

00:25:30.000 Sorry to lie.

00:25:31.000 Um, and they were, a bunch of people were having an anti-Canada, an anti-Canada Day rally.

00:25:38.000 And so there was a guy who started, look up who started Halifax.

00:25:41.000 I think his name is Cornwallis.

00:25:44.000 And he's not popular with the far left because, among other things, he had scalps for Indians.

00:25:50.000 Bounties for killing Indians.

00:25:52.000 Yeah, it is Cornwallis.

00:25:53.000 Edward Cornwallis, 1749.

00:25:56.000 Now, that is pretty bad, but bounties were common back then.

00:26:03.000 Common for Cornwallis, too.

00:26:04.000 He was getting destroyed by the Indians when he was trying to build Halifax.

00:26:08.000 He was losing, and so he put a bounty up as a way of encouraging vigilantes to join, militias to join and help him beat back the Indians.

00:26:17.000 He did it in Scotland, too.

00:26:19.000 No one ever talks about that.

00:26:20.000 He had a bounty for kilts.

00:26:23.000 Bring me a dead Scotsman and you get X amount of money.

00:26:25.000 It's just part of warfare.

00:26:27.000 Anyway, we've all changed now and we don't accept the terms of warfare and Halifax is stolen and has to be given back to whatever tribe it was.

00:26:36.000 But this wasn't an Aboriginal ceremony.

00:26:37.000 This was just an anti-Canada Day ceremony.

00:26:40.000 They had stickers all over the Cornwall statue that said, fuck Canada.

00:26:44.000 They had a flag upside down that said, decolonize.

00:26:48.000 A Canadian flag.

00:26:49.000 Now this is on Canada Day.

00:26:53.000 And then they called it an indigenous ceremony because there's one woman there, some drunk lunatic, who called herself Chief Grizzly Mama.

00:27:00.000 Now if anyone knew anything about Indians, just like the AIM chant, they would know that no Indians called Chief Grizzly Mama

00:27:10.000 You don't throw mama in your name when you're in an Indian tribe.

00:27:14.000 Hello, my name is Mama Long Claws and this is my friend, Daddy Fun Maker.

00:27:20.000 Daddy Fun Maker.

00:27:22.000 Mama's not in, that's a black thing.

00:27:24.000 Big Mama's house.

00:27:26.000 Hi, this is Chief Grizzly Mama's house.

00:27:29.000 Anyway, so she's there and she's doing this weird thing where she cuts her hair off and like glues it to the statue and stuff.

00:27:36.000 It was a rally of radical leftists that was based on Indians and what Cornwallis did however many hundreds of years ago.

00:27:48.000 That's not a ceremony, that's a protest.

00:27:50.000 So anyway, these five military guys, proud boys,

00:27:54.000 Go down there and they're carrying Canadian flags and Dominion flags because that's what you do on Canada Day.

00:27:59.000 You get wasted, you drink tons of beer and you carry the flag around.

00:28:01.000 It's kind of fun actually.

00:28:02.000 A lot of pissing on Canada Day.

00:28:08.000 So they go over there and it's all on video.

00:28:11.000 This is the crazy part of both of these stories.

00:28:14.000 You can see what happened with your own eyes.

00:28:16.000 So they go over there and they go, what's going on?

00:28:17.000 What's happening here?

00:28:19.000 and they say this take down the one this is one of the weirdest one there's an african immigrant there who is like you need to put down that flag it is a flag of genocide

00:28:28.000 So judging by his accent, he's pretty recently new here, right?

00:28:32.000 Can you imagine being new to a country like you and I moved to Japan and it's on Japan Day, we have a screw Japan and remember Pearl Harbor and... Yeah, wear your shoes inside.

00:28:43.000 Wear your shoes inside.

00:28:44.000 Just stomp around.

00:28:46.000 Eat sitting down on a goddamn chair.

00:28:47.000 Right.

00:28:48.000 And then these Japanese guys come and they go, what are you doing on the Japan Day?

00:28:52.000 And I go, take down that flag.

00:28:54.000 It's a flag of genocide.

00:28:56.000 You killed people in Pearl Harbor.

00:28:59.000 It just seems very... Oh, dude, they did way worse than that.

00:29:02.000 I mean, like, not that that's... not worse, but all through history, just genocides and rapes and fucking stealing China's culture and Korea.

00:29:12.000 The rape of Nanking and that?

00:29:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:16.000 So anyway...

00:29:17.000 So those guys are very polite.

00:29:19.000 They ask a few questions.

00:29:20.000 The guy says, take down the flag.

00:29:22.000 He goes, Canada fought two world wars with this flag.

00:29:25.000 That's a thing Americans don't get about Canada.

00:29:28.000 Canada.

00:29:29.000 I got to learn how to say my native land.

00:29:31.000 You just said Canada-da.

00:29:35.000 That's for the stupid idiots in Canada.

00:29:37.000 Canada-da.

00:29:38.000 You know what they call it in Quebec?

00:29:39.000 They call it Ca-ca-Canada.

00:29:41.000 Cause it's ca-ca.

00:29:42.000 It's poo.

00:29:43.000 It's shit.

00:29:47.000 Canada never really separated from Britain.

00:29:49.000 We had a massive war here in the American Revolution.

00:29:51.000 The Queen is still the head of state if you check Wikipedia.

00:29:54.000 She's still the boss of Canada.

00:29:55.000 She's still on the money.

00:29:57.000 And so when you hear Canadians say they burnt down the White House in 1812, they did.

00:30:02.000 Cause they were, I know we were Britain back then, but we, the transition from Britain to Canada was very slow and it didn't really, it wasn't really solidified until 1969 when we got the flag and 1980 when we got the national anthem.

00:30:16.000 Right.

00:30:18.000 Anyway, so those guys asked some kind questions and they're not confrontational.

00:30:23.000 And obviously the protesters that having the anti-Canada day rally are mental cases, right?

00:30:29.000 Trump derangement syndrome goes all the way up there.

00:30:32.000 Uh, so they leave.

00:30:33.000 Now in that group, I think there was, they were called the Halifax Five, right?

00:30:37.000 Just like the NYC Nine.

00:30:38.000 There was one Métis in Canada.

00:30:41.000 If you're half Indian, they call you Métis.

00:30:44.000 There was, I think maybe even two Métis.

00:30:46.000 I'm not sure.

00:30:48.000 And one gay.

00:30:50.000 That's out of five, right?

00:30:52.000 And the story became racist, disrupt, indigenous ceremony.

00:30:58.000 Everyone goes nuts and they all get reprimanded.

00:31:02.000 Oh, and the Canadian government, just like with the MIC-9, where all these politicians jumped in to say, it has no home here.

00:31:10.000 The Canadian politicians all jumped in to say, we apologize.

00:31:12.000 We had our head of foreign affairs.

00:31:15.000 I think he's a Sikh guy up in Canada say, chief grizzly mama, I would like Canada would like to apologize to you for the disruption of your ceremony.

00:31:26.000 Like he's falling for the name, the made up name.

00:31:31.000 Um, that's like a, yeah, like a, like it's almost as valid as a rapper name.

00:31:36.000 Yeah, it's like Henry Kissinger saying, Professor Griff of Public Enemy, on behalf of America, we'd like to apologize for bum-rushing your show.

00:31:51.000 So those guys get so much flack and they end up, they didn't get fired, but they had shitty jobs like cleaning latrines.

00:31:59.000 And rebel media got a bunch of money together for a complaint, a formal complaint against the Navy.

00:32:05.000 Not one lawyer in Halifax would take it because of this stupid narrative that it was about, they didn't want to be known as the lawyer who defended the Indian disruptors.

00:32:15.000 And they clearly weren't, A, it wasn't a ceremony, and B, they clearly weren't disrupting it.

00:32:20.000 And they're all out of the Navy now.

00:32:21.000 They're all out of the military.

00:32:23.000 I just talked to one of them the other day because of this story in DC reminded me of it.

00:32:27.000 And I go, so you're all done?

00:32:29.000 One of them, one of the Metis guys was third generation.

00:32:32.000 His dad fought in World War II.

00:32:35.000 Yikes.

00:32:37.000 That's a shame.

00:32:37.000 And that's the end of that whole, and lots of Indians are very proud military supporters, because, you know, there's different divisions and tribes, and some tribes, you know, you'll have, there's the medicine guys, and the storytelling guys, and there's the warrior guys, and their job is to war.

00:32:52.000 Now, when they've been assimilated into a new country, well, that's still my role, so I guess I'll join their army.

00:32:58.000 Right.

00:32:59.000 And go fight some wars, I'm the warrior clan.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, that's your lane there.

00:33:02.000 That's my thing, I'm a shoemaker, I make shoes.

00:33:05.000 That's a dangerous lane, man, of all this providing tension between civilians and the police, or civilians and the military.

00:33:16.000 Just the building lack of respect, the narrative is just kind of leaning towards... Well the problem with both the military and the police is the top brass is out of touch.

00:33:25.000 And they're politicians.

00:33:27.000 So like sheriffs, above the sheriff, all these guys, they want to get elected, they want to be popular with the populace.

00:33:33.000 So if there's any kind of nasty rumor going around, they'll just throw all the cops under the bus.

00:33:38.000 All the grunts under the bus.

00:33:40.000 They don't give a shit.

00:33:41.000 And it's funny because it's not funny, but these bosses are telling you to risk your life.

00:33:46.000 So they're telling a cop to go into a riot and risk getting killed.

00:33:49.000 They're telling these Navy naval officers and military men to go and die abroad.

00:33:54.000 But if you dare almost embarrass me, fuck you, you're fired.

00:34:00.000 The reverence is not reciprocated.

00:34:03.000 Yeah, I never realized that.

00:34:04.000 They're wearing the cop uniform, but they are, like, heavily in politics.

00:34:07.000 And everything from the mayor just trickles right down there.

00:34:09.000 Cops and their boss are as different as you and me and their boss.

00:34:13.000 Like, cops are with us.

00:34:15.000 And cops can't help, you know, they can't burn your parking ticket.

00:34:20.000 They can't help you.

00:34:22.000 They, you know, they just say, wow, you're really fucked.

00:34:27.000 Um, I'm fighting a cop.

00:34:30.000 What's that?

00:34:30.000 This week.

00:34:31.000 I'm going to be sparring with the cop.

00:34:33.000 Oh, interesting.

00:34:34.000 Are you scared?

00:34:35.000 Uh, no, he's a good buddy, so he's not going to kill me, but it's cool when you have a fight planned.

00:34:41.000 Cause as you're hitting the bags, you're imagining it's him and you're like, then I'll deke and then I'll get you in the left.

00:34:47.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 But yeah, we're just going to punch each other in the face for a little bit.

00:34:51.000 How do you feel about that rib shot you gave me the other day?

00:34:54.000 Well, you blocked it a little bit.

00:34:55.000 My update.

00:34:58.000 Did you listen to the audio yet?

00:34:59.000 No.

00:35:00.000 It's very funny.

00:35:01.000 But yeah, you could hear it.

00:35:02.000 It's a nice shot, man.

00:35:05.000 Nice shot, man.

00:35:06.000 Oh yeah, we did it while podcasting.

00:35:09.000 I forgot about that.

00:35:10.000 It's off mic, so I boosted up the volume a little bit.

00:35:12.000 So when you hear like... Yeah.

00:35:15.000 And then I just go, oh, that was a good one.

00:35:18.000 Meanwhile, it's you, she went, oh, very good punch.

00:35:22.000 And it still hurts.

00:35:27.000 I think it's something bruised or something.

00:35:30.000 Ribs suck.

00:35:32.000 They're not very well designed, by the way, God.

00:35:34.000 I'm not impressed that you basically have testicles up and down our sides.

00:35:40.000 Like I'm fine with one area, just like the Death Star where Luke could fly his plane into my balls and I'm done.

00:35:47.000 I'm done.

00:35:48.000 But like balls all up our sides?

00:35:51.000 Yeah, that's rough.

00:35:52.000 Come on, dude.

00:35:54.000 Anyway, so let's get back to this story.

00:35:56.000 So then the Indian guy...

00:35:59.000 He gets all over the news instantly, and this is what I really want to get into.

00:36:04.000 Why did people just grab this baton and run?

00:36:06.000 Why are they so excited?

00:36:08.000 Like, remember the UVA hoax?

00:36:10.000 The story was that there's a rape frat, and they gang raped this chick, and that's what they do, and they threw her down on a glass coffee table, and shards went everywhere, and they fucking raped her.

00:36:23.000 Now, anyone who hears that goes, wait, was there blood everywhere?

00:36:28.000 I mean, four guys raping a girl on broken glass?

00:36:32.000 It must have been an inch of blood on the ground.

00:36:35.000 But Tucker often says this, he goes, if you're a reporter and you really hate someone or you really love someone, don't write about them because you won't do a good job.

00:36:42.000 And Sabrina clearly, she's got the worst, most annoying name too, Sabrina Erdely, she clearly hates this archetype

00:36:51.000 So much, that the second she heard the story, she just got in her Honda Civic and was, uh oh, on her way to Virginia!

00:36:58.000 Yes!

00:36:58.000 Got one!

00:36:59.000 Yes!

00:37:00.000 And that's the way the media was acting with this.

00:37:02.000 Like Reza Aslan said of the guy smiling with the drum in his face, he said, have you ever seen a more punchable face in your life?

00:37:08.000 Oh yeah, I saw that.

00:37:09.000 Kathy Griffin was trying to dox them saying, if you don't think they dox you in a second, you're crazy.

00:37:15.000 I don't know what the hell she's talking about.

00:37:16.000 She's completely insane.

00:37:18.000 And then remember that country guy we had on the show who sings about tits and pussies and stuff?

00:37:22.000 Wheeler Walker Jr.

00:37:24.000 Wheelie Walker Jr., his real name's Ben Hoffman, he said whoever punches that guy in the face and sends him a video, he'll send you all his records autographed.

00:37:33.000 Oh no.

00:37:35.000 So we're done with him.

00:37:36.000 What the fuck?

00:37:37.000 Are you serious?

00:37:37.000 That was one of the more violent ones, yeah.

00:37:39.000 Dude.

00:37:39.000 I mean, that's just celebrities on Twitter.

00:37:42.000 We see the school is closed today, so God knows what they're getting from strangers that don't have blue check marks.

00:37:50.000 Wait, I gotta let that sink in.

00:37:51.000 That sucks.

00:37:53.000 Wheeler Walker Jr.

00:37:53.000 fuckin' rules.

00:37:55.000 He ruled.

00:37:55.000 This sucks.

00:37:57.000 But a lot of people were saying, yeah, kill them, punch them.

00:38:01.000 Reza Aslan had a show on CNN and he's saying he's got such a punchable face.

00:38:05.000 Unreal.

00:38:06.000 And then AIM planned to go to the school and have a vigil to thwart racism.

00:38:11.000 So anyway, this Indian guy starts talking to the press and he says, he starts literally crying to the media.

00:38:18.000 And he says, I saw that there was conflict there and I walked

00:38:25.000 No, no, we were having a ceremony and they came over and started disrupting it and laughing and mocking us.

00:38:30.000 I have the clip if you want it.

00:38:32.000 Okay.

00:38:32.000 I heard them saying, build that wall, build that wall, and on.

00:38:37.000 Stop.

00:38:39.000 They weren't saying build that wall.

00:38:40.000 And we've since seen a two hour video that the black Hebrew Israelites put out and there was no build that wall chance.

00:38:47.000 So that's just a lie.

00:38:49.000 This guy has been doing this for a long time.

00:38:51.000 He's been discovered at rallies all throughout history.

00:38:54.000 He was even in a Skrillex video playing a fat Indian.

00:38:57.000 Oh, really?

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 Huh.

00:38:58.000 And he, um, I don't think he's savvy to the digital age and he realizes that now everything is on video.

00:39:06.000 Okay.

00:39:09.000 Not really appropriate timing.

00:39:11.000 It's him crying.

00:39:11.000 Sorry.

00:39:14.000 No, no, we're not supposed to have walls here.

00:39:16.000 Not supposed to have walls here, he said.

00:39:19.000 Indians had walls?

00:39:22.000 They had teepees.

00:39:23.000 Yeah, but many tribes would build dirt walls and have little villages that were surrounded with fences.

00:39:30.000 Oh yeah, and those wooden posts.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, those wooden posts, and then they'd have the big houses on the little mounds.

00:39:36.000 I think the tribe starts with the letter A, I can't remember.

00:39:39.000 But anyway, go ahead.

00:39:39.000 Algonquin?

00:39:40.000 No, no, no, it's weirder than that.

00:39:42.000 So he cries and he says they came over and they kept trying to build that wall.

00:39:49.000 By the way, if anyone should know the problems with immigration, it's Indians.

00:39:54.000 So they would have benefited quite a bit.

00:39:56.000 It's hard to say to Indians, hey guys, how do you feel about a wall?

00:40:00.000 Do you think maybe immigration can get out of control?

00:40:02.000 And they're like, yeah, um, about 400 years ago we tried open borders and it didn't turn out great for us.

00:40:10.000 It was a 400 year war.

00:40:13.000 Man, so all the comments on this, just like the Gillette commercial has an overwhelming amount of dislike to like ratio and all the comments too.

00:40:23.000 That's where you know it's okay.

00:40:26.000 That's why the media tries so hard to push the agenda because it's not working.

00:40:29.000 You're right, you're right.

00:40:31.000 But, it took the longer video to come out for everyone to realize.

00:40:34.000 Like, on Saturday morning, those kids, their lives were over.

00:40:38.000 Yeah.

00:40:38.000 And I was the only one who thought that it seemed pretty reasonable.

00:40:43.000 By Sunday, everyone's saying, what the hell have you done?

00:40:46.000 On Monday.

00:40:47.000 But, there's still people holding out.

00:40:50.000 Like, at one point, I think the boy's mother, he said, she said, it was this black Muslims

00:40:56.000 That started the whole thing.

00:40:57.000 Now she's, I was going to say she's not savvy.

00:41:00.000 No one knows what the black Hebrew Israelites, how do you classify them?

00:41:04.000 They, they're anti-Semitic Jews who are paired with the nation of Islam and are also Christian.

00:41:10.000 So yeah, black Muslim works fine.

00:41:13.000 Anyway, she said that and Chelsea Peretti, who I used to think was cool, but whatever.

00:41:21.000 She said, uh, I can't believe that, that.

00:41:25.000 Bitch mom or something.

00:41:26.000 No, that mom blaming a black Muslim for her bitch ass son's terrible behavior is typical.

00:41:33.000 And then all the retweets from that, from her, are all these other, mostly women, saying, um, what did you expect?

00:41:42.000 This is Trump's America.

00:41:43.000 This is where we are in America today.

00:41:46.000 Like just taking it for, so they, they dropped the first narrative about disrupting the indigenous ceremony and now he's a racist who hates black Muslims.

00:41:54.000 But a black Hebrew Israelite did start this thing.

00:41:56.000 So anyway...

00:41:58.000 That guy, Indian guy, starts crying and says, we're saying build that wall and stuff.

00:42:03.000 And he's an old dude.

00:42:04.000 I don't know if he's all there.

00:42:06.000 I think he's like 65.

00:42:08.000 That's not that old.

00:42:12.000 And he said some other weird stuff.

00:42:16.000 At one point he said something that really, you should ask your uncle about this.

00:42:20.000 He said, I'm a Vietnam vet, a combat vet.

00:42:23.000 He named some position like recon ranger or something.

00:42:26.000 Oh, my grandfather.

00:42:29.000 No, I forget what it was, but I've been checking with like message boards with Vietnam vets and they're all like, what the fuck's a recon ranger?

00:42:35.000 So it was some made up term.

00:42:38.000 And he said, one thing I learned in Vietnam is the feeling of overwhelming power when you know that you've outnumbered someone and you can take them down.

00:42:49.000 Um, that really stuck out to me, because I love hearing Vietnam Vets stories, and Vietnam Vets don't talk.

00:42:57.000 No, yeah, never heard that one.

00:42:59.000 That's a new one.

00:43:01.000 A. B, the few times you hear them talk on TV, boy, I sounded really Canadian there, didn't I?

00:43:06.000 Few times you hear them talk.

00:43:08.000 Few times you hear them talk, fuck.

00:43:09.000 Fucking get out there like NPR or something, or on Veterans Day, they'll have a bunch of shows and they'll talk about the war and they'll find the like four Vietnam vets who are willing to say anything.

00:43:20.000 They talk about impending fear.

00:43:22.000 They talk about calling airstrikes on themselves because the Viet Cong were so close that the coordinates were basically the same.

00:43:29.000 Jesus.

00:43:30.000 So they just thought, I'll just jump out of the way first.

00:43:32.000 Yeah.

00:43:33.000 Um, but they never talk about how they were drunk with power and destroying villages.

00:43:41.000 No.

00:43:42.000 So then I start looking up this guy and he says he was in combat, uh, in like 72 to 76 or something.

00:43:52.000 The combat was over in 71.

00:43:54.000 I was about to say, uh, that 76.

00:43:58.000 And guess how old he was in 71?

00:43:59.000 How old? 16.

00:44:02.000 Now, there was a tiny handful of guys who snuck in.

00:44:09.000 A fake ID or whatever, that were 16 and 17 in the war, but it was incredibly rare.

00:44:14.000 And the idea of an Indian activist, this is back in the 60s when AIM was really rocking.

00:44:21.000 The idea of him, you know, tricking his way to get into a really unpopular war, especially with leftists, that's real fishy.

00:44:30.000 So no conclusive evidence here, folks, but I'd say the odds are nine out of 10 that he's a stolen valor dude.

00:44:38.000 So anyway, then people start seeing the footage and they go, hey, we're not seeing any build that wall.

00:44:44.000 And it looks like you approached them.

00:44:49.000 You weren't having the ceremony.

00:44:50.000 The ceremony had already happened.

00:44:52.000 It was farther away.

00:44:52.000 There's only two of you guys.

00:44:54.000 And you went over and started banging a drum in his face.

00:44:56.000 So then he changes his story.

00:44:58.000 And he says, what happened was I saw conflict between the one group of African American gentlemen and the guys in the MAGA hats.

00:45:08.000 So I put myself in between them as a buffer to diffuse the situation.

00:45:15.000 Which sounds good on paper, but we saw the video, dude.

00:45:18.000 You're not trying to diffuse anything.

00:45:21.000 And you're 65, what are you gonna do?

00:45:23.000 Take on, get in between a war with a bunch of giant black Hebrew Israelites and 15 teenagers?

00:45:30.000 So that was a lie too!

00:45:32.000 And doesn't it, you could equally spin it that it's like a, it's a peaceful, nice sign.

00:45:37.000 Like the fucking, like putting a flower in a soldier's gun barrel, that whole iconic picture.

00:45:42.000 What, his smirk?

00:45:43.000 Yeah, just looking into his eyes and smirking.

00:45:45.000 I think that's the best, I think that was the best, well, maybe the best solution would just be to walk away.

00:45:50.000 But up there in the top solutions to stand your ground and just have a nice smile as the guy bangs a drum in your face in a very confrontational way.

00:45:59.000 See the problem with this whole thing is the Hebrew Israelites and the Indians see that hat as a fuck you.

00:46:04.000 So they were coming back with no.

00:46:07.000 They were saying fuck you too.

00:46:08.000 I think the Hebrew Israelites were saying no fuck you and then the Indian was going stop saying fuck you I'll drown you out with my song.

00:46:14.000 And the kids are like, it's not a fuck you, it's the president's hat.

00:46:17.000 In Kentucky, we all wear these.

00:46:19.000 Right.

00:46:20.000 Yeah, I forget, you know, when you wear it, you forget you're wearing it sometimes.

00:46:22.000 And you're like, why?

00:46:23.000 So that's the, to me, that's the uninteresting part of the story is that there was three groups totally misunderstanding each other.

00:46:30.000 And I think the Indian guy was taking advantage of the situation.

00:46:33.000 But what I, what I find interesting is the vitriol.

00:46:38.000 And by the way, plenty of people are still going with the original narrative.

00:46:42.000 Including Chelsea Peretti.

00:46:44.000 So, uh, it's, it's, it's another, another interesting about this story is how two people, it's like that blue green dress.

00:46:50.000 Remember that thing?

00:46:51.000 Is it?

00:46:52.000 Yeah.

00:46:52.000 Two people can look at the same thing and have totally different conclusions.

00:46:57.000 That's, that's how divided we are as a country.

00:46:59.000 And I've seen this with debates.

00:47:01.000 It'll be like Ben Shapiro and Cenk Unger, Cenk, whatever his name is.

00:47:05.000 And,

00:47:06.000 The left will go, Chank nailed it!

00:47:09.000 And the right will go, ooh Ben, you gotta be kinder to people, you destroyed them.

00:47:15.000 I'm like, did we see the same thing?

00:47:16.000 Same with the Halifax Five.

00:47:18.000 I go, did you guys see the video?

00:47:20.000 Did we see the same video?

00:47:23.000 Or with the MIC9.

00:47:25.000 Look, they started it.

00:47:28.000 Antifa made a human wall, blocked their path and threw a bottle of piss at them.

00:47:33.000 A glass bottle of piss.

00:47:34.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:47:35.000 Start crying?

00:47:36.000 So...

00:47:40.000 There's a particular type, so to get back to the very beginning thing, right, Ann Coulter said the only thing everyone on the left has in common is they all hate white men.

00:47:50.000 I think they're very eye-rolly when it comes to old white men.

00:47:53.000 The real villain is that kid, the smirking kid.

00:47:57.000 So it's not, that's not a white man per se, like they don't hate liberal white men and they don't hate

00:48:03.000 You know, Jim Gaffigan, he's incredibly white.

00:48:07.000 He likes bacon.

00:48:10.000 Why is he so pale?

00:48:12.000 Why is he smiling at that Indian man?

00:48:15.000 Because I like bacon.

00:48:17.000 I love listening to Jim Gaffigan with the kids, because it's fun laughing with them and hearing comedy.

00:48:21.000 Yeah.

00:48:22.000 And that line he said where he goes, why is fish on the menu at a steak joint?

00:48:27.000 Like the waiter's going to come over and I'm going to order something less good?

00:48:33.000 They always think that at a steakhouse.

00:48:34.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna have the trout.

00:48:37.000 I'm not gonna have the perfect $40 piece of steak that was hand-picked by the best butcher in town for my one visit to Keene's a year.

00:48:46.000 And that thing has to be frozen because they're gonna keep the one order a month.

00:48:51.000 That one chick who orders fish, that one weird British guy.

00:48:57.000 Gotta thaw it out.

00:48:58.000 We got another one.

00:49:00.000 God, I love Keene's.

00:49:02.000 So yeah, it's a very specific guy.

00:49:05.000 And I'm not including old white guys in this anymore.

00:49:08.000 The real villain is that kid.

00:49:10.000 And he is proudly Catholic, right?

00:49:14.000 Handsome.

00:49:16.000 Middle class and up.

00:49:20.000 So not poor.

00:49:21.000 He wouldn't get the same vitriol.

00:49:22.000 Like hillbillies get disdain from the left, but it's more like mockery.

00:49:26.000 There's not vitriol there.

00:49:28.000 Healthy.

00:49:30.000 Uh, likely to succeed, clean cut.

00:49:33.000 I can't remember if I mentioned Catholic or not.

00:49:35.000 Yep.

00:49:36.000 So what do we have now?

00:49:37.000 Six characteristics?

00:49:39.000 Healthy too, not obese.

00:49:42.000 Uh, it's a very, very specific dude to hate.

00:49:45.000 And I'm going to call him Brad.

00:49:47.000 Right.

00:49:47.000 That's a great little name for him.

00:49:49.000 They hate Brad.

00:49:51.000 And I was thinking about it.

00:49:53.000 I was kind of raised to hate Brad too.

00:49:56.000 And when we would watch these shows as kids, there were square pegs, which was, square pegs, square pegs.

00:50:02.000 It was sort of like the pre-Degrassi Junior High, and it was about these quirky kids.

00:50:07.000 One of them was punk, and one of them was New Wave, and they were the outcasts.

00:50:10.000 So by the time I was a kid, like 13, 1983, it was cool to be the outcast.

00:50:17.000 And the jocks were kind of uncool.

00:50:20.000 Like the cheerleaders at my school were white trash.

00:50:22.000 People felt sorry for them.

00:50:24.000 And the jocks, they weren't really part of the scene.

00:50:28.000 Everyone wanted to be alternative.

00:50:30.000 And you think of movies like, uh, what is the one with Ducky?

00:50:33.000 Sixteen Candles or something?

00:50:35.000 Sixteen Candles, sure.

00:50:36.000 Yeah, Ducky's the hero in that movie.

00:50:38.000 Everyone wants to be Ducky.

00:50:39.000 Breakfast Club.

00:50:40.000 John Bender, like the loseriest loser outcast guy.

00:50:43.000 And then they make, uh, what's his name, look like a square.

00:50:49.000 Yeah, the wrestler who does, smokes the pot.

00:50:51.000 He's a waste, he's human garbage in that movie.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, he's just a lame loser.

00:50:54.000 He's just an animal.

00:50:55.000 Right.

00:50:57.000 Interesting.

00:50:58.000 So, and when I was young, right up until my 20s, date raping jock was just a normal term.

00:51:07.000 And I kind of went too far with it and was way off in punk where I didn't even, like, I wasn't allowed to listen to Bruce Springsteen or The Rolling Stones or anything.

00:51:14.000 That was too date raping jock.

00:51:16.000 That was too normie.

00:51:18.000 And then I discovered all these awesome bands when I was about 30.

00:51:21.000 And then I'm like, this Bruce Springsteen guy's really good.

00:51:25.000 Same.

00:51:25.000 Like three years ago.

00:51:26.000 Have you ever heard of this band, The Rolling Stoons?

00:51:29.000 They have a lot of hits.

00:51:31.000 The Rolling Stones.

00:51:33.000 The Rolling Stones.

00:51:34.000 With a space in the middle.

00:51:35.000 It's quirky.

00:51:36.000 I just discovered Billy Joel's The Stranger album like four years ago.

00:51:41.000 Yeah.

00:51:41.000 And I was like, where has this been?

00:51:42.000 I discovered Jackson Brown in my 40s.

00:51:45.000 It must be somebody's lonely night.

00:51:48.000 Is that Jackson Brown?

00:51:49.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:51:50.000 Yeah.

00:51:50.000 By that cocaine song he has.

00:51:52.000 Cocaine, running around my brain.

00:51:55.000 That's pretty cool.

00:51:59.000 So, and then I start to meet these brads.

00:52:02.000 And I'm like, you're kind of a cool guy.

00:52:04.000 Like the guy I had an ad agency with was a Brad, and he was in frats when he was young.

00:52:09.000 And I remember he told me this story about this chick that wanted to be double teamed by him and this other Brad, and she got nervous and got too drunk and was just puking her guts out.

00:52:21.000 So of course the Brad's date raper, because that's what Brad's do, right?

00:52:24.000 No, the Brads, in that story, this was in college, they washed her sheets, they put her in the shower, she had barf all over herself, they put her sheets in the washing machine, the washer, managed to get it off the duvet, it wasn't on the duvet, you know, put all that separate, and then after she was done in the shower, she's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah, then they layered her down on the bare mattress and then put the duvet without the cover on it and made sure she wasn't going to die and puke on her vomit and they left.

00:52:54.000 Like those guys were popular.

00:52:55.000 Now I can't speak, I shouldn't start making these massive generalizations, but the ones I've met were doing pretty good for chicks.

00:53:07.000 And I don't know, we're treading on dangerous territory, but there sure has been a lot of stories like Mattress Girl where you find out that some guy had his life ruined and it was a false allegation.

00:53:19.000 What it is, is like it's, you know, targeting a certain aesthetic, is really what it is.

00:53:24.000 Because, you know, the guy looks a certain way.

00:53:27.000 It really is.

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:28.000 I mean, because you don't know what that guy's about.

00:53:29.000 He could be quirky, he could be... Who knows?

00:53:33.000 The media, like, society doesn't feel this way, by the way.

00:53:36.000 When society sees Brad, they go, that's a handsome young lad.

00:53:40.000 Like, when I see Brad now, I just go, that guy's gonna do well.

00:53:45.000 It's the media and the far left that hate him.

00:53:49.000 And, and sort of cool culture, you know, the creative class, they hate Brad too.

00:53:56.000 They don't want them at their, bands don't want Brad's at their shows, you know, hipster bands, hipsters hate Brad's.

00:54:01.000 So here's my, this is all I can come up with.

00:54:03.000 So don't get your hopes up.

00:54:04.000 It's not very good.

00:54:07.000 One theory is that being a writer is kind of a quirky, nerdy pursuit, right?

00:54:12.000 Sure.

00:54:13.000 And nerds, they kind of resent the handsome, cool jock that is doing well in life.

00:54:21.000 Because he's like the male version of the hot girl.

00:54:24.000 And so they resent him.

00:54:25.000 So then they write movies and TV shows where these guys are complete fucking cocks.

00:54:30.000 Right.

00:54:31.000 Brad doesn't get to write for the show.

00:54:32.000 Brad doesn't write shows.

00:54:33.000 He's playing football and he's at a party.

00:54:36.000 Wow.

00:54:37.000 And then, you know, he's in sales or marketing because people like looking at him and stuff.

00:54:42.000 Or, you know, he's charming and he's the CEO of an oil company or something like that.

00:54:47.000 But the nerds are there getting their revenge on paper and polluting our pop culture with this really biased thing.

00:54:55.000 So when Sabrina Erdely hears about a gang rape in Virginia, she goes, finally, proof that Brad's a dick.

00:55:03.000 Or with this story, they go, finally, proof that Brad doesn't care about aboriginals.

00:55:08.000 Or with the Halifax Five, finally, proof that these guys go around, they have no respect for any of the people who have been oppressed and they just want to mock them because they're all dicks.

00:55:17.000 Yes!

00:55:19.000 Got them!

00:55:20.000 Like Duke Lacrosse, they were just so eager to fry those kids.

00:55:20.000 Yep.

00:55:25.000 What was their initial charge?

00:55:27.000 They found her in a garbage bag with racial epithets written all over her body or something?

00:55:33.000 That's over the top.

00:55:33.000 Wow!

00:55:35.000 Or maybe that was another hate crime hoax.

00:55:37.000 Tawana Brawley, remember Al Sharpton was all over that?

00:55:40.000 Was Tawana Brawley Duke Lacrosse?

00:55:42.000 I thought that was Matrisko, but maybe you're right.

00:55:45.000 Mattress girl?

00:55:46.000 No, she just carried a mattress around.

00:55:49.000 He sued the school, by the way, and won.

00:55:51.000 Nice, good job.

00:55:53.000 That was pretty crazy.

00:55:56.000 So that's one theory, and it's not great.

00:55:59.000 It's not amazing, because it doesn't explain the level of vitriol.

00:56:04.000 It's like seething hatred.

00:56:06.000 The internet all weekend was talking about killing these kids.

00:56:11.000 Oh, there was one tweet I saw that said it would be a good place for a school shooting.

00:56:15.000 No!

00:56:15.000 Yeah!

00:56:16.000 That's murdered the whole school!

00:56:17.000 Holy fuck.

00:56:19.000 Now, in their offense, I did see one picture, a Daily Mail, where they appeared to be in blackface.

00:56:26.000 Yeah, what does that all about?

00:56:28.000 Now, that might be as bad as it sounds.

00:56:32.000 But they were full-bodied in blackface, like... What's the name of the school again?

00:56:38.000 Covington.

00:56:40.000 Here's Snopes.

00:56:41.000 Is this a picture from a Covington Catholic High School?

00:56:44.000 Uh, true.

00:56:47.000 A controversy video appeared.

00:56:49.000 Okay.

00:56:53.000 Now, are they wearing, if they're wearing blackface, like there's that, there's that, uh, New Zealand rugby team, the blacks, and they always wear black everything.

00:57:04.000 And the way that the guy's eyes and he looks like he's embodying some sort of thing.

00:57:04.000 Yeah.

00:57:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:11.000 It doesn't look like,

00:57:14.000 It doesn't look like he's making fun of a race of people, it looks like a creature.

00:57:17.000 You know, he's all black, and his eyes have this, like, diamond-shaped white thing, and then he's got, like, a joker smile... thing.

00:57:25.000 Okay, you look this up on Snopes and tell me... tell me if it was, uh... I don't trust Snopes.

00:57:31.000 No, you're right, not Snopes.

00:57:32.000 Not even close.

00:57:34.000 Based on comments in Bluegrass Prep's message board, the intent of the black body paint was not racial, but was instead a school tradition related to blackout games.

00:57:34.000 Uh, oh, here we go.

00:57:44.000 During which fans wore black to support the team.

00:57:46.000 Yeah, I knew it.

00:57:47.000 Yeah, that doesn't look racial at all.

00:57:49.000 Well, that would be the most unbelievably racist thing.

00:57:53.000 Like, you might as well show up to a basketball game in a Klansman uniform.

00:57:56.000 Yeah, like this picture, if that was the case, they would have had to have, like, been hiding and then just run in just for this photo shoot and then get out.

00:58:03.000 Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?

00:58:04.000 What you're talking about right now is the crux of the message of this entire show.

00:58:06.000 That's what I want to get across.

00:58:08.000 That money shot?

00:58:09.000 Why are people ignoring their instincts because they hate Brad with every bone in their body?

00:58:15.000 Why do you hate Brad so much that you're blind with rage?

00:58:19.000 That's what I want to get at.

00:58:20.000 Because you are blind!

00:58:22.000 If you saw that first video and figured it was guys wrecking an aboriginal... Like, we know how people feel about Indians in this country.

00:58:31.000 And it's reverent and bad.

00:58:34.000 You know, from the left, it's, I was reading an article about this the other day, the left, when they talk about Indians they feel deep shame.

00:58:43.000 And sorrow, and they want to give the land back.

00:58:45.000 The right goes, yeah, it was really bad, but we won, sorry.

00:58:50.000 And even like Pat Buchanan, he said, our treatment of the Indians was not what one would expect for people to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command.

00:59:03.000 And Pat Buchanan is about as nationalist, pro-West, and paleo-conservative as you can get.

00:59:11.000 Like America is not about trashing indigenous ceremonies.

00:59:16.000 They call their military weapons tomahawks.

00:59:20.000 They go, those guys were badass.

00:59:23.000 We fought them for 400 years.

00:59:25.000 Generation after generation of Europeans lost and went to their graves going, well, that didn't turn out.

00:59:32.000 Generations of them.

00:59:34.000 Guess we don't get this place.

00:59:37.000 Is there a longer war?

00:59:39.000 What are the longest wars?

00:59:40.000 Oh, maybe there was a seven-year war?

00:59:44.000 Look up the longest wars.

00:59:47.000 I'll race ya.

00:59:48.000 Dutch-Skilly War, 335 years.

00:59:49.000 Sorry.

00:59:50.000 That reminds me of the fucking, uh... I just watched the scene yesterday from, um, The Omen 2.

00:59:55.000 Sorry, can I interrupt you for a second?

00:59:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:59:57.000 Longest wars in human history.

00:59:59.000 Can we just say history?

01:00:03.000 The dinosaur war of five million years ago?

01:00:06.000 What a stupid term, human history.

01:00:09.000 Look, the only things that can read are humans.

01:00:13.000 So it's pretty much a given when you say history.

01:00:16.000 I was watching a video last night and it was like, the kid says, for anybody watching this video right now, bop it up a bop bop.

01:00:25.000 I don't, it's a, he's holding up a map.

01:00:27.000 He's unboxing like a thing from the dark web.

01:00:29.000 He's like, don't go to this.

01:00:31.000 I'd stay away from this place.

01:00:32.000 It's like a map with like an X crossed in the woods.

01:00:35.000 It looks like it's in the woods.

01:00:36.000 Oh shit.

01:00:36.000 Thanks for telling me, bud.

01:00:38.000 I was gonna, I was, I had a bag packed.

01:00:40.000 That's one of my pet peeves.

01:00:41.000 I hate when people say in writing, they'll go, think about it.

01:00:44.000 If you're going to look, I'm already thinking about it, dude.

01:00:47.000 I'm reading your article.

01:00:50.000 You know, what's weird about this list in human history, they don't mention the Indian wars.

01:00:56.000 And the winners on this list are Byzantine Ottoman, 214.

01:00:59.000 Wait, sorry, sorry, no.

01:01:02.000 The top are the Dutch Skilly War.

01:01:05.000 I guess I should know more about that.

01:01:07.000 335 years.

01:01:08.000 Persian Roman, 721.

01:01:10.000 And Iberian Religious Wars.

01:01:11.000 So it looks like it was about the third longest war in not just human history, but history.

01:01:19.000 And everyone recognizes that.

01:01:21.000 Even high school students from Kentucky.

01:01:24.000 Is there technically a war going on between mongooses and snakes?

01:01:28.000 Like, you know?

01:01:29.000 I think a war requires uniforms and it requires the possibility of resolution.

01:01:36.000 Oh.

01:01:37.000 Mongooses and snakes are never gonna break bread.

01:01:40.000 Yeah, and there's no gathering.

01:01:42.000 And there's no, okay.

01:01:43.000 It's like Palestinians and Israel.

01:01:45.000 There's never going to be a solution.

01:01:48.000 Hey, I don't know if you're done talking about that, but I do have a little thing.

01:01:54.000 Is it about the Christian, the Catholic school?

01:01:57.000 It's not, but I got... So you want to end the whole discussion?

01:02:00.000 Because that's like a... No, no, no, no.

01:02:02.000 Okay, show me a funny thing.

01:02:04.000 I just didn't want to chance not getting to this.

01:02:07.000 Okay, because Kathy Griffin was really going all out, asking that we dox all the family members of those young men.

01:02:15.000 Sheesh.

01:02:16.000 I saw that he retweeted her, quote retweeted it, and he says, I'm right here.

01:02:18.000 Yeah, I don't know if that's a real account.

01:02:21.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:22.000 A lot of people are pretending to be these kids now.

01:02:24.000 Right.

01:02:24.000 So yeah, Kathy Griffin's holding two hats with a Fuck Trump shirt, but just listen, for the folks at home, listen to it.

01:02:32.000 And then for you, just look at how weird- Wait, we were just saying how annoying it is that articles say, think about it, and you just said on the podcast, listen to it.

01:02:39.000 As opposed to what?

01:02:42.000 Hey guys, pull your fingers out of your ears.

01:02:45.000 This is a moment to listen.

01:02:46.000 Feel this.

01:02:49.000 I get it.

01:02:49.000 Some of you have to be discreet in your resistance.

01:02:52.000 So you can get this hat, which says resist, but what I want you to know is, you flip it over, and guess what?

01:02:58.000 Fuck Trump.

01:03:00.000 That's right, you decide.

01:03:01.000 Also depending what area you're in.

01:03:02.000 Look at this hand thing.

01:03:03.000 Flip it around.

01:03:06.000 How creepy is this?

01:03:10.000 Was that not creepy?

01:03:11.000 Yeah, it's not really suitable for an audio podcast, dude.

01:03:14.000 Moppy.

01:03:15.000 So that was Kathy Griffin showing us these hats she made.

01:03:18.000 It was actually a total waste of time, and I'm considering maybe editing it out.

01:03:21.000 No, we'll leave it in.

01:03:22.000 Damn it.

01:03:23.000 But she was showing a hat that says, resist on one side, and then fuck Trump on the other side.

01:03:27.000 That's actually, no, I'm glad you brought that up, because the MAGA hat is a pretty interesting thing in America.

01:03:34.000 We all got kicked out.

01:03:35.000 We used to wear them to bars in Manhattan, and we walked into a bar in Harlem.

01:03:40.000 Were you there that night?

01:03:41.000 Not in Harlem, nope.

01:03:42.000 And it was just like a given.

01:03:45.000 It was like Alyssa Milano.

01:03:47.000 Like the bouncer goes, alright guys, very funny, you're out of here.

01:03:51.000 Very funny.

01:03:52.000 And remember there was that guy in the West Village who was kicked out of a bar?

01:03:54.000 Remember I went there with a follow-up report and I got kicked out?

01:03:57.000 Yeah, you got kicked out of a bar.

01:03:59.000 Have you ever been kicked out of another place?

01:04:02.000 Yep.

01:04:02.000 Yeah, it was right down the street.

01:04:04.000 I forget the name of it, but I was pissed.

01:04:05.000 They were like, we can't let you in with that hat, man.

01:04:07.000 I mean, there's been like a lot of fights and stuff like that.

01:04:10.000 I was like, all right, and I took it off, but I was pissed.

01:04:13.000 I mean, and I was there with other people, and they were like, can you just take it off?

01:04:16.000 I was like, no!

01:04:18.000 This is fucking... There's so many things that people... You don't see what's happening here?

01:04:21.000 There's so little critical thinking going on.

01:04:25.000 Like, Trump is racist.

01:04:27.000 A racist guy is the President of the United States.

01:04:31.000 Have you ever met a racist person who's like, I don't like Mexicans.

01:04:34.000 I'm gonna be president.

01:04:37.000 That doesn't happen.

01:04:38.000 You don't survive in business.

01:04:39.000 And I was thinking too, like at the gym this morning, I'm probably, no, I'm one of like two white guys.

01:04:45.000 If you were a racist in New York City and a homophobe, you would be exhausted.

01:04:52.000 And an anti-Semite.

01:04:54.000 You would just be like, oh, great.

01:04:55.000 Oh, here we go.

01:04:57.000 Oh, great.

01:04:57.000 Oh, look at.

01:05:00.000 You couldn't survive.

01:05:02.000 Yeah.

01:05:02.000 You would just be steaming mad.

01:05:04.000 Your waiter comes up.

01:05:05.000 He's a black guy.

01:05:06.000 Could I get a different waiter, please?

01:05:07.000 I don't want you touching my food.

01:05:10.000 The thing is too, I like weird people and there's a lot of those weirdos that are just a staple of New York City.

01:05:18.000 They're always on this corner, they're always there.

01:05:21.000 And there's a lot of trans people in the Times Square area.

01:05:28.000 I get joy out of them sometimes because they're kind of fun.

01:05:31.000 That's why we love New York, because it's so colorful.

01:05:33.000 You can't be a paleo-conservative in New York.

01:05:37.000 You can't be a cultural conservative in New York.

01:05:40.000 What they call right-wingers in New York are just basically libertarians who don't think there should be open borders.

01:05:47.000 That is far right, according to the New York media.

01:05:53.000 To wear a hat that says, I support the president of the United States means I want slavery back.

01:06:00.000 I mean, Joe Biden said that, remember?

01:06:01.000 He said, they're all going to have y'all back in chains.

01:06:03.000 Yeah, geesh.

01:06:05.000 For the record, folks at home.

01:06:07.000 Uh, make America great again means make America 80s again.

01:06:12.000 It means jet skis and mullets and wraparound sunglasses.

01:06:16.000 I know I'm repeating myself.

01:06:17.000 By the way, someone sent in one of the meanest disses to us here at the show.

01:06:23.000 And I thought it was a great example of how you can be offended and hurt and also laugh your ass off.

01:06:30.000 I did not mean to hurt you.

01:06:32.000 No, it's like, I thought it was very funny.

01:06:35.000 I got it.

01:06:35.000 It was a good right cross.

01:06:37.000 Because clearly somebody's done their research and they mentioned, so what it is, it's a bingo board of things that like Gavin has been known to say.

01:06:45.000 And a lot of it's like scratches nose, drinks beer, says... No, it's all my tropes.

01:06:51.000 It's all the things I keep repeating again and again and again.

01:06:55.000 And you can listen to my podcast and play bingo because I will definitely repeat one of these tropes like kid that pooped in an airport story.

01:07:03.000 I never heard that one.

01:07:05.000 Only three of them are stories, which you should be like, oh man, I repeated that story.

01:07:08.000 Sackler family, scratches nose, I knew a guy who had to do cock inspections.

01:07:13.000 Yeah.

01:07:14.000 That's the guy I'm fighting, by the way.

01:07:16.000 Jamaican accent, Babylon closing in on me, you know.

01:07:19.000 My wife is American Indian, Justin Theroux, David Cross.

01:07:23.000 They're just the names that killed me.

01:07:25.000 Vice intern who didn't want to take out the trash.

01:07:27.000 Didn't know that one either.

01:07:28.000 Mods versus rockers, Brighton beat, look!

01:07:30.000 I'm getting defensive here.

01:07:33.000 In my defense, some of these are analogies.

01:07:37.000 Like when I talk about the mods fighting the rockers in Brighton Beach, it's a good analogy about healthy violence, healthy fighting.

01:07:45.000 Albino skateboarder.

01:07:47.000 Albino skateboarder.

01:07:48.000 Yeah, that's a good analogy.

01:07:50.000 I say there are many racists, bonafide racists in America as there are albino skateboarders.

01:07:55.000 I think it's a good way to remember my personal belief.

01:07:58.000 Yeah.

01:07:58.000 And that shows, by the way, if I may, iconicism, because you can remember stuff.

01:08:04.000 Like, you know, Mitch Hedberg jokes?

01:08:06.000 Yeah, like, me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your Coke.

01:08:08.000 There it is.

01:08:09.000 It's a good way to protect your cola from toxins.

01:08:11.000 From urinating Asians.

01:08:13.000 But some of these, yeah, the kid that pooped in an airport.

01:08:16.000 Actually... I've never heard that one.

01:08:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:08:18.000 I won't do the whole story.

01:08:20.000 I hear groans on the other line.

01:08:23.000 Sorry, guys.

01:08:24.000 I was at an airport in the Caribbean.

01:08:26.000 A kid pooped his pants.

01:08:27.000 The dad was being a real jerk.

01:08:29.000 He was really mad.

01:08:29.000 I shouldn't say he was being a jerk.

01:08:31.000 He was pissed, though.

01:08:32.000 He was like, God damn it, we're here at the airport.

01:08:34.000 He had to clean the poo off his leg and stuff.

01:08:35.000 And the kid was about four

01:08:37.000 Five maybe six and so I'm in the next stall having my usual explosive diarrhea as Alcoholics do and I'm like should I intervene?

01:08:47.000 I mean, I don't hear any smacks, but this is getting harsh Then we go back to the gate and he he sits in his mom's holding him and he's not crying But he's getting consoled by the mom and the dad's so mad.

01:08:57.000 He's just looking at his phone and I

01:08:59.000 Oh, I've told that story 9,000 times.

01:09:01.000 Yes, that's true.

01:09:02.000 I've told that story way too many times.

01:09:04.000 But the reason I've told that story 9,000 times is because it's a perfect example of why you need a mom and a dad.

01:09:09.000 They were both right.

01:09:11.000 You are a fucking idiot if you shit your pants.

01:09:13.000 And the mom was right too.

01:09:16.000 Shit happens.

01:09:16.000 I shit my pants two days ago.

01:09:19.000 And when you get yelled at by your dad, you want a hug.

01:09:22.000 So it was the perfect balance of get your shit together and yeah, I know you fucked up.

01:09:26.000 That's why I've told that story 9,000 times.

01:09:28.000 So is that so wrong?

01:09:29.000 I guess I could check this box off now.

01:09:32.000 Which one?

01:09:33.000 Ryan pretends he's never heard Gavin say... What?

01:09:37.000 Ryan pretends he's never heard Gavin say this before.

01:09:45.000 That's so mean!

01:09:47.000 You know, I thought I sent it and all you said was, that's so fucking mean, period.

01:09:51.000 And I was like, I'm fired and we're not friends anymore.

01:09:54.000 I guess I gotta get a new job.

01:09:56.000 No, it's like when Louis C.K.

01:09:57.000 said on SNL, he said,

01:10:01.000 You know, I want a Snickers bar, but I'm fat, so I'll resist.

01:10:07.000 It's not that good, right?

01:10:09.000 But I do it because I don't want to be fat.

01:10:11.000 But pedophiles, they won't molest a kid, even though they're going to jail, they're going to get killed in jail, and they're going to ruin about five lives.

01:10:17.000 It must feel really good.

01:10:18.000 Oh yeah, that was, yeah.

01:10:19.000 And I was watching it, and as a father, I was deeply offended.

01:10:23.000 I was horrified.

01:10:26.000 And I laughed my head off.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:28.000 He went there.

01:10:29.000 That's the problem with this pussy society we're living in.

01:10:34.000 People don't realize that you can be offended and you can disagree and still be amused.

01:10:40.000 I call it mental obesity.

01:10:41.000 Put that on the bingo card, you cocksuckers.

01:10:46.000 No, we're mentally obese and we don't want to spar.

01:10:49.000 It's healthy to spar.

01:10:51.000 You know, you don't have to destroy the other guy.

01:10:53.000 And when you saw this, this kid with that Indian, why were you so excited to break out the knives?

01:11:00.000 Why was everyone, why was the mob so quick to just want to burn this guy's life to the ground?

01:11:08.000 Oh yeah, so we still haven't solved that.

01:11:09.000 I know this is a very long podcast.

01:11:11.000 So the only theory I've given so far is that nerdy screenwriters brainwashed us.

01:11:16.000 Not the greatest.

01:11:17.000 Not the greatest.

01:11:18.000 But that doesn't explain why women seem to be such a big part of this.

01:11:24.000 Now, the articles, the tweets, the retweets were wildly disproportionately female.

01:11:32.000 Saying, fuck this guy and dox him and let's kill him.

01:11:36.000 And I don't understand, do you understand that?

01:11:39.000 Why do women hate Brad?

01:11:40.000 I don't know.

01:11:41.000 And if you read, not just feminist literature, but even the New York Post and stuff, there's this real hatred for Brad.

01:11:50.000 Is it because they wanted a date with Brad and Brad doesn't find her attractive?

01:11:54.000 Like remember when Laura, Laura, what's her name?

01:11:57.000 Bloomer?

01:11:57.000 Dern?

01:11:58.000 Dern?

01:11:59.000 The one, the chubby HBO chick?

01:12:02.000 Is that, Laura, girls.

01:12:04.000 Oh, Laura.

01:12:06.000 Uh-oh, she's already gone!

01:12:07.000 Fuck.

01:12:08.000 Oh my god.

01:12:10.000 Girls.

01:12:11.000 You know, Cale Hartman said the reason that... Oh, Lena Dunham.

01:12:14.000 ...Lena Dunham's so annoying is, movie stars and actors, they don't get that many gigs, and there's big gaps in their shows.

01:12:21.000 Sometimes a year, sometimes two years.

01:12:23.000 So they have to keep you in their public eye, or they get forgotten.

01:12:26.000 And I literally forgot her.

01:12:28.000 Yeah, oh yeah.

01:12:29.000 And she's been out of the public eye for a few months.

01:12:32.000 No, remember Lena Dunham had that controversy where she said that O'Shea guy, that sexy football player that is the number one guy that all the chicks want, the black guy with the blonde hair.

01:12:43.000 Oh, I forgot his name.

01:12:44.000 I saw him in the city one time.

01:12:45.000 He was driving a Lambo.

01:12:46.000 So yeah, he's probably like one of the most popular men on earth right now.

01:12:50.000 He could probably get the most pussy on earth, right?

01:12:53.000 Yeah.

01:12:53.000 And Lena Dunham was like, he probably doesn't even want to fuck me.

01:12:55.000 He wouldn't even look my way.

01:12:57.000 And that was considered racist for some reason.

01:12:59.000 Oh, that's right.

01:13:00.000 But it was just factual.

01:13:03.000 Like, of course not.

01:13:04.000 Why is he racist at all?

01:13:05.000 He probably doesn't want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

01:13:08.000 She's probably like too gross for him.

01:13:10.000 I gotta Google that.

01:13:12.000 He probably doesn't want to fuck, um, what's his name?

01:13:15.000 Tom Hardy's wife, Giselle Bunchen.

01:13:17.000 She just doesn't have enough of an ass for him.

01:13:19.000 He's like, no, thanks.

01:13:21.000 Wow.

01:13:21.000 That's true.

01:13:23.000 Um, so yeah, it could be that they're just,

01:13:28.000 They're mad at handsome guys.

01:13:31.000 This theory doesn't feel very good either.

01:13:34.000 Why do women, why does Chelsea Peretti hate Brad so much?

01:13:39.000 That is my question.

01:13:42.000 Okay, so if we go with that theory, there's the ugly women, which a lot of them are, that are at these protests.

01:13:49.000 They look like they ought to not be anywhere else.

01:13:55.000 They're meant for this kind of stuff.

01:13:57.000 So the knives came out for Brad at the Indian thing because women were mad that Brad didn't find them attractive?

01:14:05.000 I would say so.

01:14:05.000 And then those are the, like, wouldn't you say that they have a little more time on their hands to be, you know, like, ugly guys are more creative and funny because we have to be.

01:14:13.000 Yeah.

01:14:14.000 We.

01:14:16.000 So, you know, the brads of the world, like you said, aren't writing and doing creative stuff because they're just, they're being chad somewhere.

01:14:23.000 And, um,

01:14:25.000 Yeah, but why does that elicit so much hatred?

01:14:27.000 Well, the hot women follow suit because they're probably morally vacuous to some degree, and it's just easier to follow suit.

01:14:33.000 Wait a minute, if it was simple jealousy, then you'd see just as much vitriol directed at beautiful women.

01:14:42.000 But they don't really... I mean, they get a little bit of shit, but not really.

01:14:45.000 I think you're right.

01:14:45.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:14:47.000 I can't figure it out.

01:14:49.000 Sorry, guys.

01:14:49.000 I know you listen to... You know, you read a book,

01:14:52.000 I remember Lesley Arfin, when she wrote Dear Diary, at the end of the book she goes, so what's the answer to it all?

01:14:57.000 I don't fucking know.

01:14:59.000 And me and the editor go, Lesley, you can't write a book and not have the answer at the end.

01:15:05.000 It can't be an interrogative.

01:15:06.000 Someone buys your book, they assume you did your homework, and you've got an answer.

01:15:10.000 So she worked like another few months, I think.

01:15:12.000 She came up with a theory about how you... It was a pretty good point.

01:15:15.000 She said, you need to make mistakes in life.

01:15:17.000 That's how you learn.

01:15:18.000 That was her takeaway from the book.

01:15:19.000 So she amended it?

01:15:20.000 She figured it out.

01:15:22.000 Nice, nice.

01:15:22.000 Unfortunately for you, I...

01:15:26.000 I've identified a problem, which is we have an irrational hatred for Brad, and we've seen this with Duke Lacrosse, we've seen this with UVA, we saw it with the Indians, and we saw it with the Halifax Five, we're seeing it with the NYC Nine, although Proud Boys tend to be more blue-collar.

01:15:43.000 But the hatred is very similar.

01:15:45.000 And it's completely irrational, and it's vitriolic, and it's violent, and it's confusing to me.

01:15:53.000 And I don't understand why.

01:15:56.000 Why is Brad the bad guy?

01:15:59.000 He's just a young man who plays rugby or football or something and chants basketball chants.

01:16:09.000 It's not going to affect your life.

01:16:12.000 Leave Brad alone.

01:16:13.000 He's not disrupting Indigenous ceremonies.

01:16:16.000 He's not dressing in blackface.

01:16:20.000 Jesus, it's just a kid who likes the president, as does about half the population.

01:16:25.000 So it's not a radical notion.

01:16:27.000 You're the radical one.

01:16:29.000 You're the freaks.

01:16:31.000 I think you could judge his actions based on what he could have done and what he actually did.

01:16:38.000 Like, no violence and anything, sure, whatever, but he could have stuck his tongue out, too, or rolled his eyes.

01:16:43.000 Yeah.

01:16:44.000 There was two different groups, very different groups, by the way.

01:16:49.000 In fact, I don't think you can find two more different groups than Indian activists and black Hebrew Israelites.

01:16:56.000 The only thing they have in common is they both hate Brad, as Ann Coulter would say.

01:17:01.000 Two different groups attacking them.

01:17:03.000 And they're at the prime, by the way.

01:17:05.000 So if you're ever going to, you know, be ready for a scrap, it's now at 18.

01:17:09.000 And

01:17:13.000 They laughed off the first guys, yelling the N-word at their boy, their buddy.

01:17:18.000 And then the Indian with the drum in his face, I think before they realized it was an act of aggression, when it was just sort of like a foot away, they sang along and danced around, because it wasn't clear it was from a ceremony.

01:17:29.000 The ceremony was in a different place.

01:17:30.000 And maybe it wasn't two Indians, maybe it was a couple more, but it didn't appear to be a ceremony, just like the Halifax thing.

01:17:36.000 And then when they saw that, oh no, this is an aggressive thing, the drum is touching his face.

01:17:40.000 Yeah.

01:17:41.000 And he's yelling right in his face.

01:17:43.000 And the stick is going right past his face to hit the drum.

01:17:46.000 Right.

01:17:47.000 So he was trying to get the guy to shove him or something.

01:17:50.000 Trying to get some action there.

01:17:52.000 And when that became apparent, all the boys stopped jumping up and down and stopped chanting and just sort of had a, what?

01:17:58.000 I've never seen a drum attack before.

01:18:01.000 A musical instrument attack.

01:18:03.000 And nor have I, by the way.

01:18:04.000 Seems.

01:18:05.000 Pretty rare.

01:18:05.000 Might as well just get, well, I've seen trumpets in people's faces.

01:18:10.000 And those, what are those things called?

01:18:11.000 Those waz-a-zoos?

01:18:12.000 Trump, uh, voo-voo-zay-las.

01:18:15.000 Yeah.

01:18:15.000 Oh, good point.

01:18:16.000 Trumpets, that's, um, never mind.

01:18:19.000 Ooh.

01:18:19.000 No, I can't.

01:18:20.000 This is what happens when we do the podcast too long.

01:18:23.000 The jokes start getting worse and the conclusions cease to be and there's no good theories.

01:18:28.000 But you know what?

01:18:29.000 We've got time.

01:18:29.000 Uh, you know, I think next podcast we should have a better answer for, um, why everyone is so irrationally mad at Brad.

01:18:40.000 Thanks for tuning in.

01:18:41.000 We like you more than a friend.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 22, 2019

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #106 | After meeting with local authorities we have made the decision to close the school

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