Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 24, 2019


Get Off My Lawn Podcast # 107 | I almost started to cry at therapy yesterday

Topics
boxing gym therapy racism Brats and jealousy problems
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
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Brad Hunter S. Thompson Ralph Steadman Howard Stern Jack Dempsey Wim Hof Paul Joseph Watson Mercedes Carrera Anthony Cumia Dennis Prager Johnny Depp Gotham Gavin Diabri Moody High Fat Bottom Girls Yo Gabba Gabba Pee Wee Herman Sebastian Maniscalco Charles Krauthammer Terry Richardson and 45 more
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Comedian John Singleton joins Jemele to talk about therapy, boxing, and why it s unhealthy to talk too much about yourself. Plus, a new segment called "Jemele's Joke of the Week" from Jemele's new show, "The Jerks," where she and Jemele talk about what it's like to be a stand-up comedian in New York City. Plus, Jemele and John talk about how they met, how they first met, and what it was like growing up in the late 80s and early 90s in the big bad city of New York. And, of course, they talk about their favorite movies and TV shows of the day. The Jerks is a production of Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art: Mackenzie Moore Editor: Patrick Muldowney Music: Hayden Coplen Editing: Will Witwer Mixing: Jeff Perla Additional mixing and mastering: Alex Blumberg Matthew Boll Special thanks to Jeff Perlman Jeff Perlan Matt Knost John Kimbrough Ben Koppel Jake Chapman Michael McLendon Paul Kasinski Mike McLaughlin Ian Hermoza Jack Antonoff Daniel Pape James Rook David Fincher Brian Heacock Jordan Bortle Bill Paoletti Andrew Scheufert Joe Pesci Tim Ferraro Dan Kotnik ( ) Sam Esler Chris Williams Julian Wolfe Brad Squibb Tom Delonge Chadwick , Ben Kortney Willy Graver Alex Kortner Isamu Justin McElton Evan Lewis Kevin McKinnon Bobby Lord Andruv . Christian Blanchor Jon Hall Shrader & more! and more Chels Josh Bortles Carl Castellanos Jimmi Adam Driver Sarah Pippin Conor McElherd -

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00:00:01.000 I almost started to cry in therapy yesterday.
00:00:05.000 Now, obviously by therapy, uh, I'm, I don't mean lying on a couch and talking about yourself, which I'm not, I'm like, I'm not going to judge you if you're going crazy and you found something that works, but I don't believe in therapy.
00:00:19.000 I mean, Howard Stern is always talking about, are you in therapy?
00:00:23.000 And, oh, it's very important.
00:00:25.000 Every single guest, they talk about therapy, especially people from LA, like actors.
00:00:29.000 Oh yeah, no, I have a great therapist, and Larry David goes every day.
00:00:34.000 The only two things Howard Stern talks about are, are you in therapy?
00:00:39.000 I go every day, it's very important.
00:00:41.000 And I'm an agoraphobic mess who can't leave the house, and I'm scared of the world.
00:00:47.000 It's clearly not working, dude.
00:00:49.000 Photographer Terry Richardson used to go every day too, and I go, it's sort of like a calculator or a lawyer, where you just, they become a crutch.
00:00:58.000 Like if you have a calculator and you use it a lot for all your calculations, you'll catch yourself going 10 plus 10.
00:01:02.000 And then it'll say 20 and you'll go, Jesus Christ, my dad would kill me if he knew I just typed 10 plus 10 in.
00:01:09.000 And it's the same with a lawyer.
00:01:10.000 He starts advising you on complicated stuff that you really need him for, and then it'll just be like, hey, someone wants me on their podcast.
00:01:17.000 What, should I do it?
00:01:18.000 And the lawyer's like, no, I don't know.
00:01:21.000 I don't want to get in trouble.
00:01:22.000 So I'm just going to say no to everything.
00:01:23.000 And the next thing you know, he's controlling your life like a marionette.
00:01:27.000 I'm not talking about my lawyer, of course.
00:01:29.000 I'm just saying in general.
00:01:30.000 And I think therapists, what you do is you're just like, so I was feeling lethargic yesterday and I don't know, what should I do?
00:01:36.000 And the next thing you know, he's just your spine.
00:01:40.000 And I also don't think it's healthy to talk about yourself too much, although I do it for a living. 0.84
00:01:48.000 That's the, you're, you're a martyr.
00:01:52.000 Um, but yeah, so right after saying it's unhealthy to talk about yourself, I'm going to talk about myself.
00:01:56.000 So by therapy, I mean Irish therapy, which is boxing.
00:02:00.000 My father's side is pretty darn Irish, though they changed their name from McGinnis to McKinnis to hide that.
00:02:06.000 Um, but it is very therapeutic to be, uh, punching the heavy bags and all that stuff.
00:02:13.000 But I was doing pads.
00:02:15.000 And pads are when the coach puts, always with wings, those pads that have sticky on them.
00:02:21.000 He puts them all over the heavy bag and you get all your sexist frustrations out punching women's sanitary napkins.
00:02:27.000 I thought it was something completely different.
00:02:29.000 What did you think it was?
00:02:29.000 I thought that they were holding pads and then you punch those.
00:02:33.000 But wow, okay.
00:02:36.000 It's a joke, my friend.
00:02:37.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:02:38.000 Wow.
00:02:39.000 I knew that.
00:02:40.000 I was playing the straight man.
00:02:42.000 No, that's not how straight men work.
00:02:44.000 You promised?
00:02:44.000 Oh, you were?
00:02:45.000 Okay, now I'm the idiot. 1.00
00:02:46.000 Isn't that funny how that works? 1.00
00:02:47.000 Now I'm the moron. 0.99
00:02:49.000 Who didn't get your joke? 1.00
00:02:52.000 Ricochets!
00:02:53.000 I'm rubber, you're glue.
00:02:54.000 One me, and then you a lot.
00:02:57.000 Okay, so, um, I am doing the pads that you're saying, and I've got a fight coming up on Saturday, one of these old men fight where it's a bunch of 50 year olds who are just dead to the world after three rounds, like, and every punch is, 0.99
00:03:13.000 Like, when you get hit, you go, oh!
00:03:15.000 And then when you hit, you go, oh! 1.00
00:03:17.000 Like, it's pathetic. 1.00
00:03:20.000 I'm pathetic. 0.99
00:03:20.000 Oh, no, I shouldn't say it. 0.99
00:03:21.000 And there's a few other old cops that are pretty worse for wear.
00:03:25.000 There's a lot of really good middle-aged men there, too, who have all kinds of
00:03:30.000 I guess you can get a belt for, like, seniors boxing.
00:03:33.000 There's a whole seniors fitness scene.
00:03:35.000 There's seniors weightlifting.
00:03:37.000 I think it might even be at the Olympics.
00:03:39.000 And now the seniors weightlifting! 0.99
00:03:41.000 Some old grizzled fucking Korean war vet. 0.99
00:03:44.000 He's just bald with a big white beard lifting 350 pounds over his head. 0.99
00:03:49.000 I don't even know if that's a lot.
00:03:52.000 Yeah, me neither.
00:03:53.000 How much can you bench press? 0.97
00:03:54.000 I don't fucking know. 0.99
00:03:58.000 But yeah, so we're doing the pads, and it's like, right, left, left, hook, left hook, shot to the body. 0.99
00:04:03.000 Give me right, right, jab, left, left. 0.99
00:04:06.000 And then there's this cool move you do, where you do like, imagine your nose is a chalk, piece of chalk, and you're drawing a circle on the chalkboard.
00:04:14.000 So you go down, you're going clockwise.
00:04:17.000 When you're done the clockwise thing, and you do a left, you have all this momentum, and you're crouched down low, so your left is just this insane bullet.
00:04:26.000 And when you're doing combinations too, you're like, one, two, one, two, shh, chalk line.
00:04:31.000 So the sound of the pad's like, bop, bop, bop, bop, beep, beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
00:04:38.000 And I started, I'm sweating and stuff.
00:04:41.000 And I don't know, man, I started to get emotional.
00:04:44.000 Oh, that's when you were starting to cry? 0.99
00:04:46.000 Yeah, I misled you with the title of the podcast, but there was shit happening to me. 0.97
00:04:51.000 And I think it's sort of like in therapy where you go, and then I realize I'll never please my father. 0.93
00:04:58.000 I don't know.
00:04:59.000 I think stuff was coming out of me from, you know, the stress of all the past few months. 0.94
00:05:03.000 And how fucking embarrassing would that be?
00:05:07.000 If you're the other guy I don't know if you... I would have to move. 0.99
00:05:07.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:05:11.000 Yeah!
00:05:12.000 It's weird at a box... 0.99
00:05:15.000 The atmosphere at a boxing gym is kind of, I don't know, I'm not an alpha male to most of these pussies that fuck with me, like the bloggers and all those guys, but in the real world, I'm a beta male. 1.00
00:05:28.000 Like, I don't know how to fix a car. 0.98
00:05:31.000 So when I'm there, I'm just sort of like quiet, keep to myself, hey coach, hey, I'm reading this, oh, I'm reading this awesome book I was talking to my coach about, Dempsey, by Jack Dempsey.
00:05:42.000 I'm going to make you read it at gunpoint.
00:05:42.000 It is.
00:05:44.000 I just started reading the Kurt Vonnegut one.
00:05:48.000 No, Ralph Steadman.
00:05:49.000 There's a lot of names in there.
00:05:49.000 Ralph Steadman.
00:05:49.000 Yeah.
00:05:50.000 I got confused, but I'm a couple of pages into it.
00:05:52.000 Okay.
00:05:52.000 We've got a lot of stuff to unpack here.
00:05:55.000 We have to unpack our white privilege.
00:05:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:59.000 I'm off 10 tangents and then we'll slowly knock down these dominoes one by one.
00:05:59.000 So let me go back.
00:06:04.000 So it's not tense, but it's like, Hey, what's up?
00:06:07.000 Hey man.
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:10.000 Sometimes an older guy, which is hard for me to find, but there is this old black guy who'll come over and he'll, your power's all in your elbow. 1.00
00:06:17.000 You want to hit it with your shoulder. 0.91
00:06:18.000 I'm like, dude, I've been hitting this heavy bag nonstop for 20 minutes.
00:06:21.000 I'm sorry if my form isn't perfect.
00:06:23.000 But anyway, the idea of blubbering, just bursting into tears is, oh, it would be the worst place, basically the worst place in the world you could possibly cry.
00:06:36.000 Like you could cry anywhere else.
00:06:40.000 Yeah, that is, yeah, just about.
00:06:41.000 I will cry sometimes.
00:06:44.000 I saw my son, a picture of my son on our wall, and he was wearing this Flash costume, and he used to be really into superheroes, now he couldn't give less of a shit, because he's older now, adults who like superheroes, and when kids are over eight or nine, they tend to move on.
00:07:00.000 So you may want to give that a whirl, guy in a Wolverine shirt, guy with a Superman tattoo, guy who writes about Star Wars on a blog exclusively, guy who does reviews and talks about DC versus Marvel, and I'm not sure who's going to win.
00:07:13.000 I think Marvel has some really classic flicks up.
00:07:17.000 Fucking that's another thing about Howard Stern. 0.96
00:07:18.000 He's always watching Gotham. 0.99
00:07:21.000 Gotham?
00:07:21.000 You mean like when Batman, before Batman was interesting?
00:07:26.000 You're a wrinkled teenager. 1.00
00:07:29.000 Fucking looks like a vulture had sex with Joey Ramone and then put on a Batman shirt Went to Hot Topic with $35. 1.00
00:07:37.000 Okay, so that's that out of the way the crying thing I didn't of course, but it just I mean everyone has their own thing and I'm sorry for criticizing people who use therapy I just I just think that 1.00
00:07:48.000 I don't, I think you're fucking up. 0.97
00:07:50.000 I almost cried the other day. 1.00
00:07:51.000 Why did you almost cry, you little pussy? 1.00
00:07:52.000 Right to somebody's face. 1.00
00:07:53.000 Well, how dare you?
00:07:55.000 You just said you almost cried.
00:07:56.000 Oh wait, I didn't finish my thing.
00:07:57.000 So then I remembered that that little lunky dunks who was into the superhero stuff, he's gone now.
00:08:04.000 And this is relatively hyperbolic, but it's like losing a child.
00:08:09.000 Because your 11 year old son isn't very similar to his five year old version.
00:08:15.000 Totally different interests, totally different habits.
00:08:18.000 I mean, there is definitely a vein in there of he's kind of stoic and quiet and cool.
00:08:25.000 But like all his favorite things, like he used to be into Yo Gabba Gabba, and that's gone now.
00:08:32.000 He used to dress up as DJ Lance.
00:08:34.000 That's, I'll never, he'll never say the word DJ Lance ever again.
00:08:38.000 I remember I was talking about that around my dad and my dad goes, who's PJ Banks?
00:08:44.000 Because he has shitty hearing, which is getting fucking annoying because every time I say something to him, he goes, sorry! 0.77
00:08:50.000 Okay, I'll say it twice. 0.99
00:08:51.000 I'm becoming fucking Johnny two times where I have to say everything twice. 0.97
00:08:55.000 Um, okay, so we covered that. 0.93
00:08:58.000 And then this book, Dempsey.
00:09:01.000 I'm really getting into books that were not written by writers.
00:09:04.000 Now, obviously, there's cheating going on.
00:09:07.000 Like, you read Anthony Kumia's book, and it's clear that he set it into a microphone, and then someone punched it up, and then someone made it better that was good at writing.
00:09:15.000 He wouldn't deny that.
00:09:17.000 But, I don't know, there's more heart.
00:09:21.000 And I don't like good books.
00:09:23.000 Like, Mark Levin and Mark Stein,
00:09:27.000 Are too dense for me.
00:09:29.000 They're too good.
00:09:31.000 And I just, it's like eating on an all meat diet.
00:09:34.000 Like I have to put, put it down after a while and go, okay, that's too, that's literally TMI. 0.98
00:09:38.000 I can't, I'm too dumb to handle all this.
00:09:41.000 No disrespect to Michelle Malkin, but, uh, I like reading her much more cause it's, it's not as dense. 0.96
00:09:48.000 Same with John Stossel.
00:09:50.000 Like he has books like, give me a break. 0.97
00:09:53.000 How government is getting into our pockets and it's a, it's a pain in the butt. 0.79
00:09:59.000 Like, I like that kind of writing.
00:10:01.000 And that's why I told you to read that other book.
00:10:03.000 But Dempsey, he was a prizefighter.
00:10:05.000 He basically, before him, like in the late 1800s, Industrial Revolution, boxers had that, put up your dukes, you!
00:10:13.000 And they never really hit the body.
00:10:15.000 Like they would punch, it was called boxing, it wasn't fighting. 0.98
00:10:19.000 Dempsey invented this whole thing where he's gonna fucking crouch down and get you in the ribs just like I punched you in your ribs. 0.97
00:10:25.000 That's a Dempsey move. 1.00
00:10:27.000 He invented the whole idea of put down your dukes, fucking bite him. 0.99
00:10:31.000 And he got it from, that was his job his whole life. 0.99
00:10:35.000 He would walk into a saloon, this is like 19, this is World War I times. 0.99
00:10:40.000 He'd walk into a saloon and say, I'll take, I'll lick any man here. 0.98
00:10:45.000 He didn't mean with his tongue. 0.99
00:10:47.000 And he'd travel the world, he'd ride underneath trains, like on the axis, with hot embers blowing in his face.
00:10:55.000 And he'd tie himself to the bottom of the railroad car with his pants and just go whipping across the country, St.
00:11:01.000 Louis. 0.98
00:11:02.000 He was starving at times, he'd send money to his parents who were starving, he got ripped off by this prostitute who he married. 0.98
00:11:07.000 I mean, everyone talks about, you know, white privilege, but 0.99
00:11:14.000 When you read about the Great Depression in the early 1900s, people were fucking suffering, man. 0.98
00:11:20.000 Everyone. 0.97
00:11:21.000 I mean, it's hard for our 2018 brains to understand the idea of starving, you know?
00:11:26.000 Especially young people.
00:11:27.000 Like, you and I—well, no, you're way younger than me, but when I was a young man, you had breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
00:11:32.000 You didn't snack. 0.98
00:11:33.000 Now, and this might be why then this young people are so tall, like I hang out with my little brother and his friends, and they're all fucking giants. 0.99
00:11:41.000 They're all like 6'2". 0.94
00:11:43.000 And I can't help but think it's because every nanosecond they were hungry, there was a perfect little food for what they were feeling like a little cheese snack or a little mini yogurt or something.
00:11:53.000 So their bodies just went, oh, there's plenty of food around.
00:11:55.000 Let's get big.
00:11:58.000 So maybe why Europeans are so tiny, because 1.00
00:12:01.000 They didn't have shit until well after World War II. 1.00
00:12:06.000 By the way, handy pro tip. 0.99
00:12:07.000 Go into, if you're ever in Europe, go into a used clothing store, and all their suits are so tiny that it's like you're in The Strokes.
00:12:15.000 Like they all have a cool Pee Wee Herman look.
00:12:16.000 And I like my suits small and tight.
00:12:19.000 So it's a great place to get small, tight suits. 0.99
00:12:20.000 Everywhere else, you look like you're in fucking, you may find yourself! 1.00
00:12:25.000 Talking heads. 1.00
00:12:26.000 Yeah.
00:12:27.000 And that's such a bad look, man.
00:12:28.000 I hate that look.
00:12:29.000 Dudes, guys, you look like a paperboy going for his first job interview for a real job. 0.82
00:12:35.000 When you show up at court and your white shirt isn't peeking out below your cuffs.
00:12:40.000 Yeah, you look like a 90s NBA guy.
00:12:43.000 It's such a bad look.
00:12:44.000 I hate it.
00:12:46.000 So anyway, I'm reading that book and it's incredible and it's gotten me really back into fighting in a big way and very emotional about it too, as you can see from the near blubber fit.
00:12:59.000 But the other book that I told you you have to read
00:13:03.000 Is by Ralph Steadman, the great artist.
00:13:05.000 You know, when you think of Hunter Thompson, you think of those ink splattered drawings.
00:13:09.000 That's Ralph Steadman.
00:13:10.000 And I think he's my favorite artist.
00:13:12.000 He just invented this whole concept of spilling his ink when he's doing drawings and stuff.
00:13:17.000 And he's got some great books.
00:13:19.000 Yeah, I didn't know how intertwined he was with Hunter.
00:13:23.000 I thought it was Hunter doing those drawings.
00:13:25.000 Intertwined?
00:13:26.000 Intertwined.
00:13:26.000 Is that the correct term?
00:13:27.000 Sure.
00:13:28.000 Yeah, I would think so.
00:13:30.000 I'll Google it after this.
00:13:32.000 Yeah, because his art was always like, you know, right...
00:13:36.000 Everything Hunter ever put out, right?
00:13:38.000 It was like Stedman.
00:13:38.000 I can't think of another case where an artist and a writer are paired like Batman and Robin or like Simon and Garfunkel.
00:13:45.000 Yeah, I actually thought Hunter drew all that stuff, but... You don't think of Hunter S. Thompson without Ralph Stedman.
00:13:49.000 You don't think of Ralph Stedman without... Oh, that's a good book, Gonzo Art.
00:13:52.000 It's a collection of all his drawings.
00:13:54.000 Oh, we have it here.
00:13:55.000 It's a coffee table book.
00:13:56.000 Yeah, yeah, it's right behind me.
00:13:59.000 So anyway, Ralph Stedman wrote a book called The Joke is Over, and it's about Hunter S. Thompson's life and him being with him.
00:14:06.000 And it's unapologetic, and it's not a puff piece.
00:14:09.000 He criticizes Hunter S. Thompson. 0.75
00:14:11.000 Apparently his feet stink.
00:14:15.000 The suicide was devastating.
00:14:17.000 Hunter S. Thompson killed himself, but it was probably the coolest suicide ever.
00:14:21.000 Johnny Depp paid for this.
00:14:22.000 He put himself into a rocket and shot it into the sky. 0.97
00:14:28.000 But it's just a really fascinating book and it's not really about, it's not about Gonzo journalism, it's just about a guy from Wales who moved to America and got a job doing illustrations and it's about the newspaper business and being a journalist and drugs and it's just a fucking great book. 0.82
00:14:46.000 And I think it helps you understand the weirdos. 0.50
00:14:48.000 And I've always been a very staunch proponent of the weirdos.
00:14:53.000 And I really believe that right now, with all this censorship, and these kids said something rude, and this guy said an offensive joke 50 years ago, I think that's a war on the weirdos.
00:15:07.000 And it's a war on color, as I've said. 1.00
00:15:08.000 Put that on your bingo card, bitch. 1.00
00:15:13.000 But it's really dangerous, and I don't want to live in a world without color. 1.00
00:15:17.000 We're getting Soviet. 0.98
00:15:18.000 The way we report people who say things and rat people out, it's getting Soviet levels. 0.89
00:15:24.000 Like look at how most people I know communicate on encrypted apps.
00:15:28.000 That's how you communicate in Russia.
00:15:31.000 That is weird.
00:15:33.000 Remember last night how we remembered, from the whole skiing weekend, we remembered the weird kids next to us before we got on the ski lift.
00:15:41.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:42.000 They were funny.
00:15:43.000 Well, that wasn't so much about weird, it was about funny and how rare funny is.
00:15:47.000 It was a little weird, too.
00:15:48.000 And weird, too.
00:15:49.000 Outgoing.
00:15:49.000 They're inseparable, really.
00:15:51.000 Like, think of Mitch Hedberg. 1.00
00:15:52.000 He's fucking weird. 0.99
00:15:53.000 Lenny Bruce is weird. 1.00
00:15:56.000 Sebastian Maniscalco, very weird. 0.54
00:15:57.000 And effeminate.
00:15:59.000 He's the most normal comedian in the world.
00:16:03.000 Yeah, we were skiing and there were these kids and I was talking to Ryan and my wife about how seeing a genuinely funny person in the wild is like seeing an albino.
00:16:13.000 It's exciting and you go, oh, there's one and you want to kiss them.
00:16:17.000 And of course, as many Africans do, you want to get their blood because it's magic. 1.00
00:16:20.000 Of course.
00:16:21.000 Duh. 0.99
00:16:24.000 So, uh, I was remembering a time when I was maybe 12, and I was walking by these French immersion kids, because in Canada, schools were sort of split, and some people got to take their classes in English, and some poor bastards had to take all of their classes in fucking French. 1.00
00:16:40.000 What a pain in the ass that must have been. 0.99
00:16:42.000 And those people, by the way, they end up with a shitty education, because they can't really spell in English. 1.00
00:16:47.000 They're English people who spell like shit in English because they were fucking learning French! 1.00
00:16:53.000 And they're not even in Quebec. 1.00
00:16:54.000 We were in Ontario.
00:16:55.000 Anyway, that's another story.
00:16:56.000 But I saw one of those kids and he was looking, he was down on the ground and then he gets up and he goes, guys, I need to talk to you right now.
00:17:03.000 This is serious.
00:17:05.000 I've lost my pencil and I have looked every, like I've looked, I wouldn't bring it up if I hadn't looked everywhere.
00:17:11.000 And it's, I mean, it's gone.
00:17:13.000 It is definitely completely gone.
00:17:15.000 And I was just sort of walking by him in the library and I went, I remember at this very young age going, holy shit, that guy is really genuinely funny. 0.51
00:17:22.000 We would have been good friends. 0.80
00:17:25.000 That's really rare.
00:17:26.000 It's almost like being a black guy in Beijing and you're walking down the street and you'd be like, yo man, what's up?
00:17:34.000 What are you doing here?
00:17:36.000 And then recently when we were skiing, there were these guys who... I saw them, they were putting gloves on the ends of their ski poles and touching the person in front of them with their hand, but it wasn't their hand, it was a ski pole.
00:17:48.000 And then he put a lit cigarette in it, so it was smoking with his glove on a ski pole.
00:17:53.000 And then when we got to the top of the hill, I overheard him say...
00:17:56.000 You know, uh, humans are about 70% water.
00:17:56.000 Yeah.
00:17:59.000 I want to fuck you in the ass. 1.00
00:18:01.000 And then I overheard, and then I heard him explain, he goes, you just like say a true fact and then something totally unrelated to freak them out. 1.00
00:18:08.000 And I had the same feeling I had with that 12 year old who lost his pencil. 0.99
00:18:11.000 I was like, holy shit, that's a fucking funny dude. 0.99
00:18:12.000 I'll never know. 1.00
00:18:14.000 You don't forget those people.
00:18:15.000 It really is color.
00:18:18.000 There was this one kid in our school, the same grade where we used to get sat on, this kid Anthony, and one of the teachers took their shoes off and they were fanning themselves off for the church fan.
00:18:18.000 Yeah.
00:18:18.000 It's fun.
00:18:28.000 He was like, oh, Miss Marcia, your feet stink.
00:18:31.000 Oh my God.
00:18:31.000 You got to put your shoes back on.
00:18:32.000 He's a little white kid, but he's just talking about how much your feet stink. 0.92
00:18:36.000 And I was dead. 0.98
00:18:37.000 I was lying.
00:18:38.000 Did he get in trouble?
00:18:39.000 Dying laughing.
00:18:40.000 No, no.
00:18:41.000 We were so bad that that wouldn't
00:18:43.000 No, that's not even on the radar.
00:18:44.000 No one was stabbed, so it didn't happen.
00:18:45.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:18:46.000 I remember one time, I think we were in sixth grade, I came in and I was doing like a... I was joking, but I was doing like a Vinnie Barbarino thing, where I was like, this class is stupid. 0.99
00:18:56.000 And then I walk in, I'm like, these papers are stupid. 0.99
00:18:59.000 And I'm flicking the papers, and I'm like, get this pencil out of here. 1.00
00:19:02.000 Fucking desk. 1.00
00:19:04.000 Everything here is so stupid. 1.00
00:19:06.000 You're stupid. 1.00
00:19:07.000 And then the teacher was behind me and I flicked some of his papers, but I wasn't wrecking anything. 1.00
00:19:11.000 I was like, these papers are stupid. 0.99
00:19:11.000 I was doing a character. 0.99
00:19:14.000 And he went, you know how there's like three times a year where a teacher just fucking snaps like a pencil? 0.96
00:19:22.000 He was delirious. 0.96
00:19:23.000 He's like, 0.71
00:19:24.000 YOU CHILDREN HAVE NO RESPECT! 1.00
00:19:28.000 WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 0.99
00:19:30.000 I WENT TO THIS SCHOOL WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN!
00:19:32.000 WE BEHAVE!
00:19:33.000 WE RESPECT!
00:19:34.000 And everyone's hair was blowing back like a Maxell tape ad.
00:19:38.000 He was delirious.
00:19:40.000 That didn't seem warranted.
00:19:41.000 I think it was a lot of built up stuff.
00:19:43.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:19:45.000 If I was savvy or if I had a time machine, I would go back in time and go, no, no, dude, I was making fun of like, I guess, dumb Italians from the Bronx who think everything is stupid. 1.00
00:19:55.000 And I just touched your papers. 1.00
00:19:56.000 I don't think your papers are stupid. 0.99
00:19:58.000 Let's get back to the class. 1.00
00:19:59.000 Let's focus.
00:20:00.000 Let's get back on track.
00:20:02.000 Yeah.
00:20:03.000 As a class, you were kind of a class clowny person?
00:20:05.000 Dude, I was in the special class.
00:20:06.000 Yeah, me too.
00:20:07.000 Yeah, we talked about this.
00:20:08.000 I was in a class for mentally handicapped people. 0.99
00:20:11.000 It was a dumpster. 0.96
00:20:14.000 And there was people in that dumpster. 1.00
00:20:16.000 90% were unbelievably dumb. 1.00
00:20:18.000 Like, they were lucky to get an 18 in math. 1.00
00:20:20.000 In Canada, you go from 0 to 100.
00:20:21.000 So 50 and up is passing and 49 and down is failing.
00:20:23.000 And 0.99
00:20:26.000 They regularly would be playing with numbers like 18, 27, oh fuck I only got a 9 on that test. 0.99
00:20:30.000 Jesus. 0.99
00:20:31.000 Like a C is 65, that's bad.
00:20:34.000 Right.
00:20:34.000 And they would go, hey I got a 37, getting up there, getting close to the pass zone.
00:20:38.000 Yikes.
00:20:39.000 I'm approaching, but there's also people in that class who had normal grades but were just, I didn't want to, I don't want to look at, that kid's dying of cancer.
00:20:48.000 She's got no eyebrows.
00:20:48.000 She wears a little bandana.
00:20:49.000 Eh, I don't like leukemia in my class. 0.93
00:20:51.000 Put her in the weirdo class. 0.89
00:20:52.000 Oh my god.
00:20:53.000 She had like a B plus average and she was just, because she was dying, she was in our class. 0.55
00:20:58.000 Yeah.
00:20:58.000 Or there was this guy, Steve Zarth, who I think had a hundred in math, and he was just there because he's autistic and he doesn't look people in the eye, and went around.
00:21:09.000 There'd be a guy in there with a birthmark on his face.
00:21:12.000 Get him out of here. 0.93
00:21:12.000 Wow. 0.93
00:21:13.000 It was the island of misfit toys.
00:21:14.000 Yes. 0.81
00:21:15.000 And I wasn't dumb.
00:21:18.000 And I was just there because I kept disrupting the class with my awesome jokes and enriching everyone's lives.
00:21:23.000 Totally.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:24.000 Sorry for spreading joy, Mr. Brown, Diabri Moody High.
00:21:29.000 Yeah, but don't you feel that, uh, I was the same way too, but when you're done with your little bit and your act, you do, like, alright guys, everybody get back to work.
00:21:37.000 Like, you settle everybody else in and be like, I'm done.
00:21:39.000 Yeah, you're like a shepherd.
00:21:39.000 That was my time.
00:21:40.000 I thought it was good.
00:21:42.000 I mean, I think class clowns are good at gauging the room and just throwing out the odd quip. 0.74
00:21:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:48.000 But these fucking teachers... 1.00
00:21:51.000 Teachers are drunk with power because the unions tell them that they're gods, and the unions, the NEA, has more power than, has more money on Capitol Hill, more lobbyists than tobacco than the left or the right. 1.00
00:22:03.000 Combined.
00:22:04.000 They control Capitol Hill, they control the narrative.
00:22:07.000 All teachers have to do is say, it's so hard, and everyone cries, and Matt Damon's trying to get more money for them. 0.98
00:22:14.000 They work fucking eight months a year.
00:22:16.000 Anyway, I won't go off on a teacher tangent, that's a whole podcast, but. 0.99
00:22:19.000 They're just spoiled, really.
00:22:23.000 Oh yeah?
00:22:23.000 I'm spoiled?
00:22:24.000 I make 40 grand a year.
00:22:26.000 Yeah, you don't work all summer, dude.
00:22:28.000 I would die of boredom if I took off July and August.
00:22:32.000 Can you imagine?
00:22:33.000 I guess I'd take up painting.
00:22:35.000 I'd have like an oil painting class.
00:22:37.000 What should I do now?
00:22:37.000 Maybe listen to Japanese on tape?
00:22:39.000 Maybe try to learn Japanese?
00:22:41.000 Yeah, and that September's going to be rusty.
00:22:42.000 That's like a month of Mondays.
00:22:44.000 No, on the summers we prepare, and we read, and we get ready. 1.00
00:22:48.000 You teach the same shit every year. 1.00
00:22:50.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:22:51.000 I see you by the lake. 1.00
00:22:53.000 I see your fat ass sipping margaritas, reading fiction, you fucker. 1.00
00:22:58.000 You're not learning shit, you fat bitch. 1.00
00:23:01.000 Just went off on these guys. 1.00
00:23:03.000 Well, you know, they control our kids' minds.
00:23:08.000 Recess.
00:23:09.000 You know what recess is these days?
00:23:12.000 25 minutes.
00:23:13.000 All day.
00:23:14.000 When I was a kid it was 15, then an hour, then 15.
00:23:17.000 I think it should be three hours.
00:23:18.000 Wow.
00:23:20.000 It's not natural for a kid to be cramped in a desk like he works at IBM and he's doing data crunching.
00:23:25.000 It's soul-crushing is what it is.
00:23:26.000 It's like breaking you in the military, but it's just books and stuff.
00:23:31.000 It's just morally wrong. 0.94
00:23:32.000 You know, we talk about a lot of racism, of course, all the fucking time, and we ignore real problems like the opioid epidemic, but I also think the way we force kids into these desks, we cram them in there, 0.97
00:23:45.000 Is, um, it's child abuse. 0.99
00:23:47.000 I think as a, I think as a, as a culture, Western culture, I think we're going to look back on education and go, wow, we had fucked up for a long ass time. 0.99
00:23:58.000 It was cool in the early 1930s where we were, we were empowering the poor and helping them to read so they could read contracts and not get fucked over. 0.98
00:24:05.000 And so they can enjoy books and stories and blah, blah, blah. 0.98
00:24:08.000 It's since just become a giant shitty daycare. 0.97
00:24:13.000 All the way up to high school. 0.98
00:24:14.000 It's kind of like incarceration in a way.
00:24:17.000 Incarceration!
00:24:18.000 They keep you there so that way you're used to being in the system.
00:24:22.000 The only hope for education is charter schools.
00:24:25.000 They work wonderfully because they embrace the free market and the more free market it is the closer it is to God.
00:24:31.000 The more big government is the closer it is to communism which is playing God and that's evil.
00:24:35.000 Anyway, I'm getting too serious.
00:24:39.000 But I'm glad we're talking about boys because
00:24:42.000 We have cracked the Brad case!
00:24:47.000 Shouldn't you, as the sound effects guy, have a... Brad!
00:24:49.000 Brad!
00:24:50.000 Brad!
00:24:50.000 Brad!
00:24:51.000 Brad!
00:24:51.000 I get a lot of emails.
00:24:52.000 My email is Gavin at StreetCarnage.com and I'm not hard to find.
00:24:58.000 I wonder if it's the same person.
00:24:59.000 I just got a DM solving the Brad thing or saying that... Oh, good.
00:25:02.000 Well, let's go through them all.
00:25:03.000 First, I'll do mine.
00:25:05.000 Here's mine.
00:25:08.000 And this doesn't negate the previous theories.
00:25:12.000 They can all be factors in this.
00:25:13.000 In fact, the game might be determining which is a real factor.
00:25:16.000 Here's the mind of the left.
00:25:18.000 Here's the mind of the hate has no home here.
00:25:19.000 Here's the DNC campaign for 2020.
00:25:22.000 Here's strategy.
00:25:23.000 Here we go.
00:25:24.000 There is one group who gets handed all the pie.
00:25:28.000 And that leaves no pie for the rest of us.
00:25:31.000 And that group is Brad.
00:25:33.000 Young white Christian males who are handsome and successful and will likely be happily married and have a good family.
00:25:40.000 Those guys get all the finite pie.
00:25:43.000 They get all the slices of pie. 0.99
00:25:45.000 And then some poor black guy who busts his ass and reads and studies and is trying to get into law school. 0.99
00:25:52.000 Sorry, there's no more law school. 1.00
00:25:53.000 We used up all the pie pieces, all the slices.
00:25:56.000 So you're out of luck. 0.68
00:25:58.000 And then, in that same society, there's a real disdain for people of color, lesbians, Indians, everything, and that's why they live in jail so much. 0.71
00:26:07.000 They live in jail so much?
00:26:10.000 Where do you live?
00:26:11.000 Oh, I live in jail.
00:26:12.000 That hit me weird, but I let it go.
00:26:15.000 What was your crime?
00:26:15.000 Oh, I didn't do a crime.
00:26:16.000 I just live there.
00:26:17.000 It's affordable, and the food isn't great, and it's a little dangerous, but, you know, three hots and a cot.
00:26:24.000 Um, so here's the problem with that.
00:26:28.000 So, so there's two problems with that.
00:26:31.000 One, you're making two major assumptions.
00:26:35.000 And by the way, with the Kentucky guys, you assume they're all rich.
00:26:38.000 Kentucky is not a rich place.
00:26:41.000 I don't, I'll look it up, but I'm, I'd wager that that's a lower middle class school.
00:26:46.000 Um, but here's the two assumptions you make when you put all your eggs in that basket.
00:26:50.000 And by the way, a hundred percent of the eggs of the left are in this basket that Brad is hogging the spotlight.
00:26:59.000 One, you assume there's a finite amount of pie.
00:27:02.000 Oh, you got a job at a law firm?
00:27:04.000 Well, there it goes.
00:27:04.000 I can't get that job now.
00:27:06.000 There's an infinite amount of money in the world.
00:27:08.000 There's an infinite amount of opportunities.
00:27:11.000 Just because that guy got a job doesn't mean you can't get that job.
00:27:14.000 Well, you can't get that specific job, but they don't use up the jobs.
00:27:19.000 I've never really, I don't think I've ever made a resume.
00:27:22.000 I've never been employed.
00:27:24.000 Every job I've made, I made for myself from scratch.
00:27:27.000 I used to make comic books when I was a kid.
00:27:30.000 Vice I created by myself, not by myself, but myself with my friends.
00:27:35.000 The ad agency we made was by ourselves, and I've had some brutal failures, like my restaurant, The Cardinal.
00:27:41.000 That bombed.
00:27:43.000 That was still no boss.
00:27:45.000 Make your job!
00:27:47.000 I don't want to sound like Casey Neistat, by the way, who goes, Pursue your dream!
00:27:51.000 Go jet skiing in Dubai!
00:27:53.000 That's like $13,000, guy.
00:27:56.000 What are you doing, by the way?
00:27:59.000 Remember that?
00:28:01.000 All the people that are homeless that happen to be white, like what are they doing with their white privilege?
00:28:06.000 You're making a meme of a homeless person?
00:28:07.000 You're making a homeless meme?
00:28:09.000 Yes.
00:28:09.000 Okay, so one, the Brad is stealing the spotlight thing assumes that there's a fine amount of pie.
00:28:16.000 Two, you're assuming that Brad is getting all these slices for no good reason.
00:28:22.000 So when you see Brad like that kid who was with the Indian, when you see him working at fucking Stelco as a marketing guy and making 120 grand a year, you go, he didn't deserve that. 1.00
00:28:34.000 Now I'm not saying that's right or wrong, but how do you, that's hard to prove.
00:28:38.000 That's a very difficult thing to prove.
00:28:42.000 Uh, and you, 0.99
00:28:45.000 You have to allow for the possibility that that kid deserved it, that he kicked ass and he was really good. 1.00
00:28:50.000 Also, this notion that the firm, IBM or whatever, is like, fuck that, we don't want any blacks here. 1.00
00:28:56.000 No thank you. 1.00
00:28:58.000 If there's a black... 1.00
00:28:59.000 Accountant who's good.
00:29:01.000 They want to put him in the front window There's like Cory Booker's parents.
00:29:05.000 They were executives at IBM.
00:29:07.000 They were both black. 0.99
00:29:08.000 I think the first exact black executives at IBM Cory Booker grew up so fucking rich. 0.99
00:29:15.000 He grew up so rich that he 0.98
00:29:18.000 When he moved into his giant mansion, the neighbors protested because no blacks had ever been in that area, ever.
00:29:25.000 And by the way, when I deny racism, it's not timeless.
00:29:27.000 Obviously, there was racism.
00:29:29.000 I'm talking about 2019, 2018, 2017.
00:29:36.000 So that is my theory on Brad.
00:29:39.000 It's based on the assumption of white privilege and that Brad is getting all this stuff he doesn't deserve and he's going to be rich and famous and uh not famous he's going to be rich and successful and that is something that that people of color won't have the opportunity to get because we live in a racist society.
00:29:57.000 I happen to believe that's a very esoteric worldview
00:30:01.000 And, or Western view, and to make it the DNC's entire campaign, like I've talked to liberals and I go, is Trump racist?
00:30:09.000 And they go, yes, he thinks less.
00:30:11.000 By the way, is there a more annoying term than thinks less?
00:30:16.000 He thinks, I think less of you now. 1.00
00:30:18.000 What are you fucking Oscar Wilde? 0.99
00:30:22.000 Can you imagine anyone saying, I think less of people of color? 1.00
00:30:25.000 It's like the fanciest racist in the world.
00:30:28.000 Oh, you're African-American? 0.99
00:30:29.000 I want you to know I think less of people of color.
00:30:32.000 Yeah, you're just like, oh, this guy's picky.
00:30:33.000 He's not racist.
00:30:34.000 Please move. 0.98
00:30:36.000 Like some black guy. 1.00
00:30:37.000 And if you said that to a black guy, he'd be like, I don't fucking give a shit. 1.00
00:30:39.000 Get out of my way. 1.00
00:30:41.000 I like you just fine.
00:30:42.000 I just think less than normal.
00:30:43.000 I don't think of you at all. 1.00
00:30:44.000 Yeah, that's the funny thing, too, about all this shit is. 1.00
00:30:49.000 You don't really hear black people talking about it. 1.00
00:30:51.000 It's white people chastising other white people. 0.99
00:30:54.000 I've realized recently all my enemies are white. 0.99
00:30:56.000 Interesting. 0.98
00:30:58.000 And I chastise white people for ethnomassacism and always bitching about white people, but I don't know. 0.84
00:31:03.000 I'm not really, they're not really growing on me either. 1.00
00:31:05.000 Like these fucking white, liberal, rich moms. 1.00
00:31:11.000 They're a nightmare. 1.00
00:31:12.000 Anyway.
00:31:13.000 So that's my theory on it, but I've been getting some emails from people, and they've got some really good theories.
00:31:19.000 Like this chick in London, who's just a college student, and as a sexist, and an ageist, and a nationalist, this is hard for me to accept, that a different country, different gender, and whatever the other one was, is saying intelligent things. 0.76
00:31:36.000 But she has a doozy of a theory.
00:31:40.000 You ready for this?
00:31:42.000 Okay.
00:31:43.000 Her theory is that feminists are like incels. 1.00
00:31:48.000 Incels, and then incels by the way are involuntary celibate. 0.76
00:31:51.000 By the way, just to recap, say you're plucking this out of the sky 10 years from now, we're talking about a big controversy that happened in 2019 when a handsome young college white guy, I sound gay calling him handsome all the time, was accused of disrupting an indigenous ceremony with this Indian guy, and everyone freaked out.
00:32:10.000 And my angle with it on a previous podcast was, why was their vitriol so acidic? 0.99
00:32:16.000 Like, it wasn't just, that guy's a dick. 1.00
00:32:18.000 Like, when those black guys stole that MAGA supporter who had mental problems and they cut him and harassed him, people were just like, that's terrible, man. 1.00
00:32:25.000 Shit, I hope those kids get charged. 1.00
00:32:27.000 It wasn't like seething, burning, butyric acid burning out of their chest where they wanted to stab the entire family. 1.00
00:32:33.000 They're talking about, there should be a school shooting at that school.
00:32:36.000 Like, it was just unbridled rage and it tapped into something which is, I call the hatred for Brad and we're trying to figure it out because I don't quite get it.
00:32:43.000 Anyway, this woman's theory is, 1.00
00:32:45.000 Incels are involuntary celibate men and they are abnormally violent and sadistic because they're not getting laid and men are designed to get laid. 1.00
00:33:00.000 That's just the way the penis works. 1.00
00:33:02.000 I was listening today at the gym to that, fat bottom girls, you make a rockers world go round. 1.00
00:33:08.000 And I was just like, I love fat asses too, dude. 0.99
00:33:11.000 And I was like, God, I love men. 1.00
00:33:15.000 We love fat asses. 1.00
00:33:16.000 That's what women don't get to about our lust. 1.00
00:33:18.000 It's so reverent. 0.94
00:33:19.000 Like you go to a strip club and it's a church for women. 1.00
00:33:23.000 They don't go in there and women who come with us to strip clubs, not that I've been since I had a daughter, they don't get the culture. 1.00
00:33:29.000 So they're just like, look at her tits. 1.00
00:33:31.000 Yeah, I want to do a shot on her tits. 1.00
00:33:32.000 This is so stupid. 1.00
00:33:34.000 Calm down, please. 1.00
00:33:35.000 We're monks at a strip club. 1.00
00:33:37.000 We're like oh It's like looking at the Grand Canyon, yeah, we're just like her anus her nipples. 1.00
00:33:45.000 We're just like that is wonderful. 1.00
00:33:46.000 Here's a dollar Thank you for showing me your droopy Puerto Rican tits They are even your shitty tattoos our works of art. 1.00
00:33:54.000 They're made by Michelangelo madam. 0.99
00:33:56.000 I'm looking forward to the next girl coming around it's very 1.00
00:34:00.000 It's almost religious.
00:34:02.000 And that song, Fat Bottom Girls, it's like a feminist anthem. 1.00
00:34:06.000 Yeah.
00:34:07.000 And God, my boner and my heart were pounding at the same time. 0.99
00:34:11.000 I'm like, fucking rights, dude. 0.99
00:34:13.000 Fat bottom girls, you make a rocker's world go round. 1.00
00:34:15.000 Mine was alternating.
00:34:16.000 It was a, you know, heart and then that.
00:34:21.000 It was alternating.
00:34:22.000 Instead of in unison.
00:34:22.000 Yeah.
00:34:24.000 Well said, Stephen Hawking.
00:34:25.000 Well said, Billy Connolly, today. 1.00
00:34:31.000 I'm such a big bottom guy that I see tits as for fags. 1.00
00:34:36.000 I just heard that today, by the way. 1.00
00:34:38.000 Yeah.
00:34:38.000 Really?
00:34:39.000 I just, I literally just heard that today.
00:34:42.000 Anyway, sorry, we gotta get to this woman's theory. 1.00
00:34:44.000 Tits are for fags. 1.00
00:34:45.000 Tits are for fags, that's a great t-shirt. 1.00
00:34:47.000 Oh my god, you know what a great t-shirt would be? 1.00
00:34:50.000 It's a woman's fat ass in like apple bottom jeans or something, right? 1.00
00:34:55.000 And then the text is just, tits are for fags. 1.00
00:34:58.000 It's perfect, that's a work of art. 1.00
00:35:00.000 It has to definitively be a woman's ass. 1.00
00:35:04.000 You don't want anyone to think it's a man's ass, although that's even funny. 1.00
00:35:08.000 Like, imagine a gay dude who was really anti-tits. 1.00
00:35:11.000 Fucking tits. 1.00
00:35:13.000 What are you guys doing, man? 1.00
00:35:14.000 Wasting your time with those stupid things. 1.00
00:35:16.000 Yeah, he's got a say in it. 1.00
00:35:17.000 Yeah, wouldn't it be funny if there was some gay activism that was anti-straights lust? 1.00
00:35:22.000 Like, stop fucking eating pussy! 1.00
00:35:24.000 Right, right. 1.00
00:35:24.000 That's so gross! 1.00
00:35:26.000 That is interesting. 1.00
00:35:26.000 Pussies are gross! 1.00
00:35:28.000 They have big rallies. 1.00
00:35:28.000 Pussies are gross! 1.00
00:35:30.000 Suck a dick! 1.00
00:35:31.000 Suck a dick! 1.00
00:35:33.000 Stop, like the Puritan religious, like, God hates fags guy, but in gay land? 1.00
00:35:39.000 Just total opposite world? 1.00
00:35:40.000 God hates, God hates motorboating. 1.00
00:35:43.000 That's like the Westboro Baptist Church, like they go and protest, like, fucking soldiers, straight soldiers. 1.00
00:35:48.000 Burns, effigies of tits. 1.00
00:35:50.000 These things are so gross! 1.00
00:35:53.000 Their buildings are just caves.
00:35:55.000 Wait, that wouldn't make sense. 0.93
00:35:56.000 They'd be dick-shaped buildings. 0.97
00:35:58.000 What? 0.98
00:35:59.000 You know how all buildings are shaped like phallic?
00:36:01.000 You know, pretty much all monuments.
00:36:02.000 Yeah, because that's the design when you want to pack a lot of people into a tiny area. 0.81
00:36:07.000 Sorry about that, feminist. 1.00
00:36:09.000 If I can't make my building look like a cunt, it will fall down. 1.00
00:36:13.000 And I could make it like a boob, but it would take up as much land as a giant mound of dirt. 0.99
00:36:18.000 It'd be worthless, yeah.
00:36:19.000 Anyway, so I can't believe I'm taking so long to get this woman's theory.
00:36:22.000 So her thing is like incels and feminists have the same problem, but it's in reverses. 1.00
00:36:27.000 Incels don't get laid, and men who don't get laid are in shitty moods, which is why you'll notice gays are happier than us, because they get laid when it pops in their head. 0.99
00:36:36.000 And that's probably why lesbians are so grumpy. 1.00
00:36:40.000 Feminists, she says, hold on to your hat for this one, feminists get laid too much. 1.00
00:36:46.000 And it's not natural for a woman to get too much sex, especially in this day and age where there's zero love attached. 0.99
00:36:54.000 So it's just Netflix and chill, he bangs her, then they're gone.
00:36:58.000 I mean, men, I think, invented feminism. 0.97
00:37:00.000 Horny guys invented modern feminism because it just treats women like, as I've said many times, colostomy bags for some strangers come. 1.00
00:37:11.000 These women get treated like shit today. 1.00
00:37:14.000 And these guys are watching porn. 1.00
00:37:15.000 They want to just have a live porn session. 0.98
00:37:18.000 They do. 1.00
00:37:19.000 And then they go, get out of here, bitch. 1.00
00:37:20.000 You know, there's no spooning. 1.00
00:37:22.000 There's no talking.
00:37:23.000 There's no going out for breakfast with her the next day.
00:37:25.000 She usually leaves that night, I'd assume. 0.98
00:37:29.000 And that, women like it, or they say they like it, and they have slut walks, and I'm owning it, man, and romance is for losers, and being courted is so patriarchal, ugh, flowers, you're gonna bring me chocolates and flowers? 1.00
00:37:42.000 Fuck off, what are you, my dad? 1.00
00:37:44.000 I'm into the new cool dating, where you just bang me in the ass and then tell me to fuck off. 1.00
00:37:49.000 That's really empowering, that makes me feel like a woman. 1.00
00:37:52.000 And so, both of them are in a bad mood. 0.99
00:37:56.000 And they're bitchy, incels and feminists, because they're not getting a normal life and they're miserable. 1.00
00:38:05.000 In both cases, it's a very lonely life, right? 0.99
00:38:08.000 The incel has no one to love.
00:38:09.000 Well, they both have no one to love.
00:38:11.000 And the super horny one, you know, they're spoiled with... it actually spoils something good. 0.96
00:38:17.000 The sex. 0.97
00:38:18.000 There's too much of it.
00:38:19.000 It devalues the
00:38:21.000 Yeah, it just becomes like... Sexist should be 50% cerebral. 0.76
00:38:28.000 And this woman sent me these links to... She said, for example, Iceland is one of the most promiscuous countries in the world. 0.63
00:38:35.000 I bet Tel Aviv is up there.
00:38:37.000 But they also have a brutal suicide rate.
00:38:42.000 And she links this to this rampant sluttery.
00:38:45.000 It could also be linked to the fact that Iceland is... It's dark for like six weeks a year.
00:38:51.000 I heard they take cold showers to get prepared to go outside, because it could be a very depressing thing when you reach cold, like you freeze up, you're like, ah, I don't know if I can do shit. 0.62
00:38:59.000 But they work pretty hard, and my friend just came back from there, he said that's the culture. 0.97
00:39:04.000 Cold showers.
00:39:05.000 Well, that's that awesome book, another great book, That Which Does Not Kill You, about making yourself cold.
00:39:10.000 Is that Wim Hof?
00:39:12.000 No, but he went with Wim Hof.
00:39:15.000 Oh, really?
00:39:15.000 Cool.
00:39:16.000 He actually went to debunk Wim Hof as full of shit. 1.00
00:39:20.000 This is this guy really into cold training, and he realized, holy shit, he's right. 1.00
00:39:24.000 I took an ice bath yesterday. 0.99
00:39:27.000 Really?
00:39:27.000 It was, yeah, brutal, and then you just don't feel anything after a while.
00:39:32.000 I think we call Indians redskins, because when we got here, it would be December, and they'd have no shirt on. 1.00
00:39:40.000 And they had developed brown fat.
00:39:42.000 Apparently, yeah.
00:39:43.000 We all had it, but we lost it by indulging ourselves.
00:39:46.000 And brown fat helps you fight the cold.
00:39:49.000 And so they had a much higher tolerance of cold than we did.
00:39:52.000 Wow.
00:39:53.000 That's crazy, man.
00:39:54.000 That's crazy.
00:39:54.000 Pull that up.
00:39:55.000 Pull that up real quick, Jamie.
00:39:56.000 Okay, so I'm spending a lot of time on this woman, but here's her theories. 1.00
00:40:01.000 Because Brad is seen as traditional, clean-cut, and successful, he reminds them of the stable marriage family life that they all secretly want.
00:40:07.000 And I am saying all of them because I'm a female and I know no matter what they say, they do want it.
00:40:13.000 End of brackets.
00:40:14.000 But are too stubborn to admit.
00:40:16.000 I think that's a very solid theory.
00:40:17.000 Yeah.
00:40:18.000 Strong stuff.
00:40:19.000 Strong stuff, chick.
00:40:21.000 Number two. 0.99
00:40:22.000 Because he is the successful jock type, they assume he himself is probably promiscuous, which reminds them of their own miserable, slutty lives, so they end up projecting their anger at Brad. 0.97
00:40:32.000 Women are very good at blaming others for their own problems, and Brad is an easy scapegoat. 1.00
00:40:35.000 Wow.
00:40:36.000 He will take it.
00:40:37.000 That's another big one, too.
00:40:38.000 That's great.
00:40:39.000 Projection, sure.
00:40:40.000 Uh, brads take this abuse. 0.97
00:40:43.000 Like, if you go up to a black guy, a young black man, and say, I think what that rap you just said, it used the n-word, and I found it to be somewhat sexist. 0.97
00:40:52.000 He's not gonna go, yo man, thanks for the heads up.
00:40:55.000 Yeah!
00:40:56.000 I'm gonna try to not say that word, be a little more sensitive.
00:40:57.000 Exactly.
00:40:58.000 And also, I can't believe I never looked at it from a feminist perspective before.
00:41:02.000 Right.
00:41:02.000 You just changed my raps.
00:41:03.000 High five.
00:41:06.000 But uh... We got some re-recording to do.
00:41:09.000 We gotta change our name from The Raping Racist. 0.99
00:41:14.000 Okay, it's why feminists will never complain about black male misogyny. 1.00
00:41:16.000 They won't take, oh, she just said what I just said.
00:41:18.000 Number three, Brad is the Disney Prince Charming type we heard about as young girls.
00:41:22.000 We grew up, Prince Charming didn't come along to save the day.
00:41:25.000 We see Brad, there is disdain.
00:41:28.000 This kicks on fire. 0.99
00:41:28.000 These are great fuckin' theories. 0.99
00:41:30.000 Maybe British people are smarter than us. 0.99
00:41:32.000 Number four, Brad is the face of who allowed feminism to even become a thing.
00:41:38.000 That's the best one yet. 0.99
00:41:40.000 Because just like I said earlier, this whole slut walk thing, you walk right into a man's bed and he gets to use you and abuse you and toss you. 1.00
00:41:48.000 If a man wants these sluts, he can stop and do a pretty woman thing and say, can we put a ring on it? 1.00
00:41:53.000 I actually like this one. 1.00
00:41:55.000 But the ball's in his court in the slut world. 1.00
00:41:58.000 And the feminists don't seem to realize that. 1.00
00:42:00.000 So it reminds me of the creator of actual feminism itself. 1.00
00:42:06.000 What?
00:42:07.000 It reminds them of who got them to be a feminist in the first place. 1.00
00:42:09.000 Well, a lot of this can be subliminal.
00:42:12.000 She's not saying what I just said. 1.00
00:42:14.000 She's saying, look, you're in control of this kind of shit. 1.00
00:42:17.000 You could have disciplined these bitches. 1.00
00:42:19.000 You got me hooked on drugs. 1.00
00:42:21.000 You let this get out of hand. 0.97
00:42:22.000 Yeah, like say you were a crackhead and you're mad at your dad.
00:42:25.000 Because you're like, why didn't you talk to me about crack?
00:42:27.000 Dad, why didn't you lock me in my room and not let me do crack?
00:42:30.000 So in a strange way, they kind of, in her theory, they admire the patriarchy.
00:42:34.000 It's a tantrum.
00:42:35.000 Because when you tantrum out, then you get your parents' attention.
00:42:37.000 It might be negative, but it's disciplined.
00:42:39.000 Well, that's Paul Joseph Watson's whole thing about a lot of this behavior comes from children who were raised in daycares.
00:42:44.000 It's the first generation to be so prominently daycare.
00:42:48.000 And in a daycare, how do you get attention?
00:42:50.000 You've got to scream your head off because there's 50 other kids screaming.
00:42:53.000 There's supposed to be two people paying attention to you and loving you, and there's not.
00:42:57.000 Right.
00:42:57.000 That's true.
00:42:58.000 That's why kids in daycares don't get enough attention.
00:43:02.000 Paul Joseph Watson out.
00:43:05.000 What do you think?
00:43:07.000 Terrible.
00:43:07.000 I thought you were doing the lifestyles of the rich and famous guy.
00:43:10.000 Yeah, that did sound like it. 1.00
00:43:11.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:43:12.000 All right. 1.00
00:43:12.000 So deep down these women know this is all a mess. 1.00
00:43:14.000 Women have been hurt the most by feminism and why did these straight white men who had power allow it to happen? 0.90
00:43:20.000 Dad messed up. 0.97
00:43:21.000 So now I'm gonna hate him forever type of thing.
00:43:25.000 And then she says it's also just become a trigger.
00:43:28.000 Like this, I think, and I agree with her on this, I think this whole everything that sucks in the world is Brad's fault is a really handy crutch.
00:43:36.000 And so what we do is, all right, I'll accept Brad if he just starts apologizing. 0.89
00:43:40.000 Like the fucking interview that kid did on USA Today, where she said, she said to him, um, but standing your ground, I mean, that's a bit aggressive, is it not? 0.98
00:43:52.000 And my jaw didn't hit the floor. 0.99
00:43:54.000 It went through the ground into the basement.
00:43:56.000 I have to have, I had contractors over today trying to fix the hole.
00:44:00.000 My jaw, it looked like a sinkhole in my house.
00:44:02.000 Standing your ground is aggressive now? 1.00
00:44:06.000 No one's talking about the black guys who were screaming faggots. 1.00
00:44:09.000 They said, they said the N word. 1.00
00:44:11.000 They said that. 0.99
00:44:12.000 Going to hell. 1.00
00:44:13.000 You're going, hell, they said all you guys are incest, like you're all from child fuckers, which is a weird thing to say. 1.00
00:44:20.000 Some priest fucked a kid and they had you. 1.00
00:44:23.000 That's not really how it works, guys. 1.00
00:44:24.000 You're forgetting the uterus required for that calculation. 0.99
00:44:30.000 But it just becomes a crutch.
00:44:31.000 And so I got it all figured out.
00:44:33.000 It's all Brad's fault. 0.99
00:44:34.000 Every black guy in jail, that's because of Brad. 1.00
00:44:37.000 If women aren't making as much as men, that's because Brad took all their money. 1.00
00:44:40.000 Brad, Brad, Brad is the problem.
00:44:42.000 Easy scapegoat.
00:44:43.000 So when they see him not going, I'm so sorry, which they do in college now.
00:44:47.000 We've talked about this before.
00:44:48.000 Brad's will get up and say,
00:44:50.000 Hey, I just want to say I'm coming from a position of privilege and my voice is not the same value as other people's, but does anyone know where the bathroom is?
00:44:59.000 Like everything has to have that caveat.
00:45:00.000 Right.
00:45:01.000 And so they've sort of like kept them in check with that.
00:45:04.000 But when they see a guy not doing that and smirking and saying, go ahead, bang your drum in my face, they go, uh, that's not the deal.
00:45:12.000 We gave you a pass if you're brutally ashamed of yourself.
00:45:15.000 That's why they hate the Prowl Boys so much.
00:45:16.000 Because it's a group that's not ashamed.
00:45:18.000 Yeah, they need conquest. 1.00
00:45:20.000 It's imperialistic.
00:45:22.000 Everybody must follow the doctrine. 1.00
00:45:23.000 A pedophile can live in your neighborhood if he wears a big sign around his neck saying, I suck. 1.00
00:45:31.000 And that's the attitude they have with this guy. 1.00
00:45:33.000 All right, we'll let you live.
00:45:35.000 And they don't seem to want to let him live in this case.
00:45:38.000 But we'll let you live if you just apologize every second of every moment for stealing the pie.
00:45:44.000 And it's like, first of all, you have to prove that I'm stealing the pie.
00:45:47.000 Secondly, it's not a finite pie. 1.00
00:45:49.000 Go get your own fucking slice. 1.00
00:45:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:52.000 Same thing with the, it reminds me of the Christmas thing too.
00:45:54.000 It's like as if they have to, um, the, they wanted a transsexual Santa. 0.99
00:45:58.000 It's like, you could just create your own thing.
00:46:01.000 Make your own Kwanzaa, dude.
00:46:02.000 This is my Santa.
00:46:03.000 He goes, I think he might predate Christianity.
00:46:05.000 It's some like Germanic thing with Nordic gods and stuff that got tangled up with some Greek saint who gave some prostitutes some food, I think, over a wall.
00:46:14.000 It's got a long history.
00:46:15.000 We've been working on it for a long time.
00:46:17.000 Go, you go do your thing.
00:46:18.000 It's like Israel. 0.95
00:46:20.000 Where these Palestinians go, we want to be there. 1.00
00:46:21.000 No, no, no, no, we have this.
00:46:23.000 You go make your own thing.
00:46:24.000 You got the Saudis to give you money? 1.00
00:46:26.000 Go make your own little fucking... Go make Palestine awesome. 1.00
00:46:30.000 We can't. 1.00
00:46:30.000 You built a wall. 1.00
00:46:32.000 Yeah, that's my wall.
00:46:34.000 Why are you mad at a wall?
00:46:35.000 Are you mad when your neighbor has a big deadbolt?
00:46:37.000 It's none of your beeswax.
00:46:39.000 Anyway, so that's her theory.
00:46:40.000 Good stuff.
00:46:42.000 And this other guy emails me.
00:46:44.000 Much shorter email.
00:46:45.000 Hers was, I only read you a tiny fraction.
00:46:47.000 Oh, wow.
00:46:48.000 I think college students are all on Adderall, so when you get an email from someone who's in their 20s, it's just like, war and peace.
00:46:55.000 And it was written in about one minute.
00:46:59.000 That's what it sounds like when a millennial types. 0.96
00:47:02.000 No, actually, it starts out like this.
00:47:05.000 And then it goes... And then it starts going... And then it starts going...
00:47:14.000 Like a high-pitched... And then glasses start smashing in the house. 0.69
00:47:17.000 Like crickets chirping and shit, like... Alright, so this is this other guy's theory, which I also think is... All of the theories we've been discussing this entire show I all think are very salad, solid, and... I think they're salad too. 0.93
00:47:30.000 And they're salad for the brain, for mental obesity, and they're also one million times 0.91
00:47:38.000 Smarter and more logically sound than this whole racist America, white power in the White House.
00:47:44.000 I mean, I saw someone at a rally and she was like, she had a hat like make racism gone again or something.
00:47:51.000 It wasn't make racist afraid again, but it was something like that.
00:47:54.000 Like make racism rare again, something not very eloquent.
00:47:58.000 And he was asking about her hat and he says, do you think we've gone backwards a little bit?
00:48:01.000 And she goes, oh, we've gone backwards a hundred years.
00:48:05.000 Yeah.
00:48:05.000 What?
00:48:06.000 It's as racist as 1918.
00:48:10.000 What are you talking about?
00:48:11.000 I don't know.
00:48:12.000 I mean, anyway, so it's just a crazy theory. 0.99
00:48:17.000 This whole hate has no home shit, but this is this guy's theory. 0.99
00:48:21.000 One, childless, middle-aged woman, brads will evolve into those men that rejected them. 0.99
00:48:26.000 That was my first, that was one of the theories I brought up yesterday.
00:48:28.000 I think it's good.
00:48:30.000 Number two, I never thought of this.
00:48:32.000 Single mothers, which is very common now, especially in the black community where I think we're at 75% of black kids are born out of wedlock. 1.00
00:48:41.000 Single mothers, they've raised brats, but because they love these brats, they hate the brats. 1.00
00:48:48.000 So you've got this irreverent little bitchy kid who's really annoying and doesn't have his shit together, but that's your baby. 1.00
00:48:55.000 So that becomes your hero. 1.00
00:48:56.000 And then you see a solid dude who has a job and has it locked down and is always on time, and you're like, fuck that little pussy teacher's pet. 1.00
00:49:05.000 Because you have to be on Team Brat if you have Brats. 1.00
00:49:08.000 Yeah.
00:49:08.000 So Brats hate Brats.
00:49:10.000 That's a great point.
00:49:11.000 Brat's moms really hate Brats. 1.00
00:49:12.000 Jealousy is very...
00:49:15.000 Much a part of that.
00:49:16.000 Yeah, I think that's a big problem.
00:49:18.000 It's a big problem with me, I think.
00:49:19.000 They keep trying to sabotage my marriage.
00:49:23.000 They hate that I'm married and I have kids and I live in a nice house and everything is solid.
00:49:27.000 Why does he get to have that?
00:49:29.000 Let's blow that up!
00:49:30.000 Right.
00:49:30.000 What a strange predilection to want to sabotage someone's happy life.
00:49:34.000 Yeah, sabotaging somebody else's shit doesn't build you more stuff of your own. 0.99
00:49:37.000 Exactly! 0.99
00:49:38.000 Well, that's the thing with the left, too, getting people fired. 0.50
00:49:40.000 Like, they're always taking things down.
00:49:42.000 Bring you down to my level instead of building... Yeah, exactly.
00:49:45.000 Take down your Santa Claus.
00:49:46.000 I want to wreck stuff. 0.98
00:49:47.000 I want to wreck your marriage.
00:49:47.000 I want to wreck your job.
00:49:48.000 That's so interesting. 0.89
00:49:49.000 I want this person fired.
00:49:51.000 And I don't... That's not how people... I always say the right and the left, but you and I are not very right-wing.
00:49:56.000 We're just not...
00:49:57.000 Crazy liberals, and that's considered right-wing. 0.71
00:50:00.000 But I don't want people to get fired. 0.95
00:50:03.000 If someone doxxes someone and is harassing them, I want them to be exposed.
00:50:06.000 That would be good, eye for an eye.
00:50:07.000 That makes me feel good.
00:50:09.000 But as far as like violence, like I don't want to hurt Rachel Maddow or Chris Hayes.
00:50:14.000 I don't want to see them suffer.
00:50:16.000 I just think they're wrong.
00:50:18.000 Yeah.
00:50:19.000 That's what Charles Krauthammer said.
00:50:21.000 They think we're evil.
00:50:22.000 We just think they're wrong.
00:50:23.000 It's a great quote.
00:50:25.000 All right, how long is this?
00:50:25.000 Dennis Prager tends to steal that quote, by the way.
00:50:28.000 Dennis, we're on to you.
00:50:30.000 51 minutes.
00:50:30.000 I have some theory from a fan.
00:50:32.000 Oh, you got a text?
00:50:33.000 Yep.
00:50:34.000 It's a DM.
00:50:35.000 Someone slid into your DMs?
00:50:36.000 They did. 1.00
00:50:37.000 Doesn't that make you think of someone putting an erect penis in your slippers? 1.00
00:50:41.000 Why? 1.00
00:50:41.000 What's DMs? 1.00
00:50:43.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:50:44.000 Oh, I see.
00:50:45.000 Okay.
00:50:45.000 It conjures up an image.
00:50:46.000 I slid into his DMs. 0.94
00:50:48.000 Like you put your boner in his Doc Martens or something? 0.99
00:50:51.000 I picture something similarly sexual, but it's not anything tangible. 1.00
00:50:55.000 Imagine being such a depraved pervert that your fetish was sliding your penis into people's slippers. 1.00
00:51:01.000 Not too far from that. 1.00
00:51:03.000 So this lady says, tell Gavin that women hate Brad because of their maternal nature to care for the uncared for. 1.00
00:51:10.000 Because they see Brad like a mother bear sees a hiker fucking with one of her babies. 1.00
00:51:15.000 So the fact that they don't have kids or whatever like that... 0.99
00:51:19.000 They're, I guess, what, disciplining Brad?
00:51:22.000 They hate him because they want to intervene and control Brad?
00:51:26.000 What are you talking about?
00:51:27.000 I don't understand that one.
00:51:28.000 So they don't have kids, so they make Brad her kid? 0.94
00:51:31.000 But if you're a normal maternal woman, and you see a kid, you say, Hi cutie! 0.88
00:51:37.000 You don't want to stab him in the face! 1.00
00:51:39.000 Yeah, well then there's another one where it's like- I think your theory sucks. 1.00
00:51:42.000 So- Misplaced maternal instincts. 1.00
00:51:43.000 So women without kids want to kill kids? 1.00
00:51:45.000 I don't know about that. 0.99
00:51:46.000 Well, it's misplaced maternal instincts.
00:51:49.000 So if they don't have kids or if they're- Well, that would mean they're more benevolent!
00:51:53.000 That theory reeks, but it made me think of another one.
00:51:57.000 Mercedes Carrera, the porn star, talks about this a lot. 0.64
00:52:02.000 Birth control.
00:52:03.000 Birth control makes your body think you're in the first trimester.
00:52:07.000 Right?
00:52:08.000 Yeah.
00:52:08.000 Have we talked about this on the show?
00:52:09.000 I don't want to bore people.
00:52:10.000 I don't remember that.
00:52:13.000 I heard Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld talking about this on a podcast.
00:52:16.000 They have to have new material all the time. 0.99
00:52:18.000 And the fucking Rolling Stones and that Big Bottom Girls guys, they get to just bust out the hits. 1.00
00:52:23.000 Why can't I bust out the hits? 0.99
00:52:25.000 This one's a hit.
00:52:27.000 Okay, so Mercedes Carrera brought this to my attention.
00:52:29.000 I've looked it up, and it's true.
00:52:32.000 Birth control is rampant now, and I guarantee you all those women who wanted to kill that boy are on birth control, and all these feminists are on birth control. 1.00
00:52:39.000 It tricks your body into thinking you're in the first trimester.
00:52:42.000 And when you're in the first trimester, you're not looking for an alpha male. 1.00
00:52:47.000 You're looking for someone meek and kind who will not try to fuck you. 1.00
00:52:52.000 So, someone who's like a brother. 0.99
00:52:54.000 You're basically looking for brotherly characteristics in men.
00:52:57.000 So, you end up putting out the feelers for beta males.
00:53:00.000 Now, men will do anything. 0.98
00:53:02.000 They're anyone's dog for a bone. 0.99
00:53:03.000 So, if women were into clowns, we'd all have red noses. 1.00
00:53:05.000 We'll be alphas, we'll be betas, you tell us what to do, and whatever gets us laid, we're doing it. 1.00
00:53:10.000 So... God, you and that vape pen are irritating, sucking on that plastic dick. 1.00
00:53:16.000 It's part metal. 1.00
00:53:17.000 It's so uncool. 1.00
00:53:19.000 And I come from the 70s, where guys would have a cigarette or a cigar in their mouth, and you have this stupid flashlight you stick in your beak. 1.00
00:53:26.000 I would smoke if I could smoke inside. 0.99
00:53:28.000 But there's tech.
00:53:29.000 There's tech around here.
00:53:30.000 Yeah, you don't want to get smoke all over your computer.
00:53:32.000 Yeah.
00:53:33.000 It might be short.
00:53:34.000 Anyway.
00:53:35.000 So they track these beta males and then there's want ads for beta males. 1.00
00:53:40.000 So these, these guys go, all right, I'm happy to, I'll be a pussy, whatever gets me pussy. 0.99
00:53:44.000 So then these women are in these relationships that they're not really feeling. 1.00
00:53:47.000 It's a chemically induced pussification. 0.95
00:53:50.000 I knew it. 0.96
00:53:52.000 I beat you to it.
00:53:52.000 I felt that one.
00:53:54.000 Um, and I actually talked to Tucker about this and he told me that, uh, when a woman's ovulating her, um, her sense of smell is better.
00:54:03.000 Hmm.
00:54:04.000 And I think, you know, there's many ways people communicate, but there's lots of pheromones and chemicals.
00:54:10.000 And when, when, you know, they have that speed dating thing where people sit in front of each other and they're just like, yeah, no, why have a long date?
00:54:18.000 And this is not going to happen.
00:54:19.000 But some others you sit down, you're like, you're exactly my type.
00:54:21.000 You're a brunette, ethnically ambiguous. 1.00
00:54:23.000 You like humor and you have a fat ass. 1.00
00:54:25.000 Yes. 1.00
00:54:26.000 I just gave away my type, by the way.
00:54:29.000 Brunette. 0.87
00:54:31.000 So, uh,
00:54:34.000 That could be dangerous, I think. 0.99
00:54:37.000 If you have this sense of smell, right, when you're ovulating, it makes you more aware, and you might be able to sense that this guy's not trying to just fuck me. 0.99
00:54:46.000 He could get violent. 0.99
00:54:46.000 This is not a safe situation. 0.99
00:54:48.000 But these pills take away that extra sense, so now you're less aware. 0.99
00:54:53.000 So, um, you have these women, thanks to birth control, who are less aware of their surroundings, they're getting into bed with guys they don't genuinely like, and then sometimes they're marrying these guys, these pussies, these brothers, and they're making kids who are bigger wimps. 0.99
00:55:13.000 So birth control is pussifying the entire population. 0.99
00:55:18.000 And women sense that subliminally and are pissed off at the whole situation. 1.00
00:55:21.000 They're pissed off that they're with this pussy, they're mad at Brad, and they're pissed off that they can sense that their role has been hijacked and now their job is to make wimps. 1.00
00:55:31.000 Which hasn't been their job since the beginning of time, up until like 1985. 0.99
00:55:34.000 And thus empathizing with wimps all around the world and sticking up for the wimps. 1.00
00:55:41.000 Yeah, and making their sons into bigger wimps. 0.59
00:55:44.000 Because it's a wimp culture now. 0.99
00:55:45.000 Catering to the wimp. 0.97
00:55:46.000 Yeah.
00:55:47.000 That is really, that's a complete theory.
00:55:49.000 Strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create bad times, bad times create strong men.
00:55:57.000 Oh, I see that.
00:55:58.000 So we're in the good times create weak men time of the day.
00:56:03.000 This is from a guy who almost cries when he boxes.
00:56:07.000 Exactly, yeah.
00:56:10.000 Sorry, I just realized I'll never be who I want to be.
00:56:17.000 Okay, I guess we're done with this round.
00:56:19.000 Maybe go get a Gatorade and simmer down there, buddy. 0.51
00:56:22.000 Take a round off, crybaby.
00:56:26.000 Yeah.
00:56:26.000 So I think we have presented some very strong theories today about poor Brad.
00:56:32.000 And I hope that the takeaway is that the DNC's basket, where all of the eggs are racism, racism, racism, racism, is one of the least logical theories.
00:56:42.000 It's definitely the least logical theory to have this much popularity in history.
00:56:48.000 It's Flat Earth isn't as popular, but they're in the same boat. 0.96
00:56:52.000 That America's a racist hellhole and we've gone back in time and there's a white supremacist in the White House. 0.99
00:56:56.000 It's literally laughable. 1.00
00:56:58.000 I don't know how we got here.
00:57:00.000 And the crazy part is, it might work. 0.97
00:57:03.000 Like Kamala Harris might become president because of this lie that America's racist and Trump is the personification of this horrible country. 1.00
00:57:14.000 That'll be a hoot. 0.96
00:57:16.000 All right, so we're done with Brad.
00:57:18.000 Wish him nothing but the best, and we'll see you soon.
00:57:22.000 I'm going to start getting sponsors on the show.
00:57:23.000 It's actually pretty good money.
00:57:25.000 Nice.
00:57:26.000 All right, bye.